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Speaker 2 Side stories. Yes.

Speaker 2 First of all, what a lovely day to be in New York City.

Speaker 2 Our childhood homes, comedy childhoods. Comedy childhood.
And it's you're from here. I'm from here.
I'm from here, not to brag, but

Speaker 2 I

Speaker 2 never get to do this. We never get to do this as a show.
What's that? Bringing somebody new, a new permanent. third co-host to side stories.
Big news. Big news.
Big news.

Speaker 2 I can't believe it. Obviously, it took a lot to really work it out, but I'd like to introduce you, one of our favorite comedians who's going to be joining Side Stories permanently.
Big news. Big news.

Speaker 2 Rock and rock and roll. Hunter, come in here.
Yes.

Speaker 2 Hunter Biden, everybody. Come on in, brother.
Come on in. Fooled you.

Speaker 2 Fooled you, you fucking idiots. Free at last.
Free at last. I love you, Hunter.
He went to the mountaintop, folks.

Speaker 2 Dude, I love a guy that got to smoke, crack, smile along the way, and make it out alive. Who do you think has had more sex in the White House? Hunter Biden or JFK? Ooh, man, Bill Clinton.

Speaker 2 Come on. In terms of gay sex, it might be Abraham Lincoln.
Hell yeah. Free Chelsea Clinton.

Speaker 2 Where is she at? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Let's investigate Chelsea Clinton. Can we investigate Chelsea Clinton? Welcome to Side Stories.
I'm Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson.
Yes.

Speaker 2 And we are going to be actively investigating Chelsea Clinton and whether or not she has nipple rings. That's right.
I want to see him. We were here.
We're here in New York City.

Speaker 2 We're doing a show on Saturday. The last podcast and the left at King's Theater.
Come check us out. We're going to be fucking great.

Speaker 2 And we're in Philly on Friday, but it won't even matter for you because those tickets are assisted sold out. Sold out, baby.
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Speaker 2 And I will be making an appearance as everybody's favorite not president. Whoa,

Speaker 2 who's that gonna be? I'm guessing Jeffrey Epstein. Yep.
My favorite guy. You know, you guys, I love him.
Your favorite politician. I love that guy.
He was honestly one of the most powerful

Speaker 2 competitive, one of the most powerful politicians of all time, if you can call him that. Also, don't forget, we're going to be at the Masonic Lodge on December 21st with Classy Night Out.

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That's in Los Angeles at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Please join us for that.
All right. Now,

Speaker 2 this is a lot of news is coming out. Obviously, we celebrated Hunter Biden's freedom.
God damn. I just love, again, I love a smile.
I love that.

Speaker 2 It's another person related to a president that I could draw his cock by memory.

Speaker 2 And I really appreciate that about him.

Speaker 2 I get, we love his energy here. That's right.
We love what he brings to the the table. We think he's a fun guy and he's going to get out there.

Speaker 2 And I'm hoping next, what's Hunter Biden's next step, Setty?

Speaker 2 Hunter Biden, I'm thinking either WWE

Speaker 2 or U porn.

Speaker 2 Wow. Yep.
I could see him fucking Kim Kardashian.

Speaker 2 Can we make this happen? Can Hunter Biden start dating Kim Kardashian? New sex taste. See, I feel like even Kim Kardashian is old.
I think we need somebody new.

Speaker 2 I think that he needs to go steal Bianca Sensori. Who's the Yi?

Speaker 2 Oh my God. You nipples out lady.
Dude, I mean,

Speaker 2 I feel scared for her. She makes me feel kind of uncomfortable.
Man, do you think Hunter Biden is strapped right now?

Speaker 2 Like a gun? A dildo.

Speaker 2 It's a huge penis. He doesn't need one.
He really doesn't need one. Imagine if he had one like on his back, though.
He could strap on on his back. Yeah, you'd like fucked up.

Speaker 2 Come on now. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Hop on the small of my back.
Hop on the small of my damn back. I want you to come on a small of my damn back.
Oh, yes. Good old free free

Speaker 2 Hunter Biden. Yeah, I love that he's out there, and I love that

Speaker 2 he's going to fuck your wife. He's going to fuck your wife.
He's going to ruin a Disney reservation. And I love that for him.
He gets to be out there. You know what? Also, fight Mike Tyson.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. Hunter Biden should fight Mike Tyson.
And then the winner of that fights Donnie Trump Jr.

Speaker 2 Wow. Man.

Speaker 2 I think that's the way to do this. Come on.
Let's just turn it all into a big, giant, soul-sucking, empty entertainment venture. Oh, my God.
He should know who he should fuck is Guilfoil.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. That'd be a really great move for him.
She's very skinny. Very skinny.
Maybe too sninny for me. She creeps me out.
Yeah, well, that's her whole thing. She creeps me out.

Speaker 2 She's very frightening.

Speaker 2 Speaking of frightening. Okay.

Speaker 2 Big news. So not just, this is the second big.

Speaker 2 Are we going to skip updates?

Speaker 2 Well, the updates i have i mean this is the orcas are wearing salmon hats again well the orca yes that is true that's a that's a huge update all right we'll do let's i feel like we're the ones who like i feel like the orcas have been listening to our show they've only been going up in popularity since we've been talking about them i mean we brought up the salmon hats months ago we did and now guess what Wearing them again.

Speaker 2 We're back in style, dude. I mean, it's like when you walk around New York City and everybody's dressed like it's Kramer versus Kramer.

Speaker 2 Everybody here is dressed like it's an it's an episode, they're all like NPCs from the background of Seinfeld.

Speaker 2 Yeah, um, but yes, this is it is true, orcas are wearing salmons again on their heads after a 37-year gap.

Speaker 2 I found it interesting is that in 1987, I was reading a cool article about this, is that apparently they do sort of, they don't really know the source of why they know that they have community.

Speaker 2 It's bad, it's a style, but they said that it might, there actually might be a real reason too, is that they were at a time period 1987 when it happened was a time when this this group this pod the k-pod or whatever was in this this harbor and there was an overabundance of salmon so part of them thinks that maybe some of the behavior is literally salmon storage on the edge of their heads and that they think get to it later

Speaker 2 and that they also think now the reason why that's actually coming back is more interesting is kind of interesting is that now it's the j-pod i think this is what they're called that are now doing it and they're saying that they think that some of those guys used to be members of k-pod oh so it's like they're bringing back old it's like they're doing their retcon that's fucking they're bringing it back they're nostalgic it's nostalgic again and memberberries that's amazing that's all it is i love my orcas congrats on the salmon salmon probably easy to catch also their spending to the ocean you know they're slower because they've been working so hard their skins off you know so i think that easy to catch wear them as a hat he's just making judgment calls about salmon, and I'm not going to do that to you.

Speaker 2 I love that. We both had salmon for lunch.
We did. And he got a bigger piece.
That's right.

Speaker 2 I watched him get a bigger piece. I should have gotten the bigger piece.
Why? Because I'm bigger than you and I need more food. But I'm just as dense.

Speaker 2 Yes, you're just as dense, but I need more salmon than you do.

Speaker 2 I know. I could have,

Speaker 2 to be honest with you. Yeah, of course.
I eat a pound and a half at home. And one plank.
It's not good. But yes, this is one update.

Speaker 2 The other update, there is another update, which you're not going to to be happy with. What's this one? Our favorite lady,

Speaker 2 the sexiest person in the influencer world, Chris Chan. Oh, might be a mommy.

Speaker 2 We are looking at it right now. Chris Chan has made a bit of a, what they're calling a coquettish

Speaker 2 statement about maybe being a mommy, saying that they are now, they've been seen regularly at the same con I was with last time with a really good friend of mine Ked Cadet who runs these cons like they went like this is the same time when Chris Chan like just showed up at that place I was at in Raleigh last January you remember that no do you remember when I was saying that I just learned about Chris Chan on the show a couple months ago that their existence dude I think we talked a little bit about this about how Chris Chan was at this comic-con this animal this animate con in Raleigh that I went to and did you put a baby in there she were there no they can't hold the baby yet yet.

Speaker 2 She's got a girlfriend that goes by the name of Flutter. At the time, you remember I told, oh, yeah, it's grubs.
It's that good. It's not good.
My favorite Robin Williams film.

Speaker 2 Christian, again, and I can't wait to tell Dave Willis this because at the time I was trying to explain to the crew from Aqua Teen, you might not want to be hanging with Christian, this person that's going to come.

Speaker 2 And they were like, who? And then I described Christiane to them. They're like, oh, we met them today.

Speaker 2 And they are very strange. And I was like, big fans of Aqua Teen.
And then they brought, Christian then brought her new girlfriend, girlfriend, Flutter, to the anime Raleigh con this today.

Speaker 2 Like, literally, it was like two days ago. I saw the same pictures.
Guess who was in the background of all of them? You? Dave Willis.

Speaker 2 Oh, he was in the background of every one of those pictures of Christian and Flutter. And he is going to love that.
Now,

Speaker 2 that's Flutter.

Speaker 2 That is actually, I would call, she is definitely another flutter. Christine Chandler, also known as Chris Chan, was seen out and about with their new girlfriend.

Speaker 2 Now, we don't know whether or not Fluttershy.

Speaker 2 No, so the story was, was that Chris Chan was accused of doing

Speaker 2 full core press incestules upon their mother. She apparently did a sexual assault to her mother.
The charges were dropped by her dementia-ridden mother. Okay.
Now, those charges were dropped. Now,

Speaker 2 that was kind of put together. I forgot the name of the troll.
It was Bella, Isabella Janke, who was this horrible, horrible person that

Speaker 2 it seems put Chris Chan up to either do it for real or just talk about it and put it in writing, which got them arrested. Then they were released because the charges were dropped.
Now they are out.

Speaker 2 They are obviously, they are strange, obviously, but they are looks to be happily in love. If you look at this, they don't, they are being again very, very coy about it.

Speaker 2 But you see a picture of it's Chris Chan with a

Speaker 2 young, very, very young lady by the name of Flutter that

Speaker 2 according to internet rumors is comes from big money. Um, doesn't need Christian's influence, which makes it pure.

Speaker 2 Um, is Chris Chan a get?

Speaker 2 Are they like, are they like a hot commodity? Or is this like, look at her, it's It's a fucking nightmare human. No.
Eddie. Oh, my God.
Absolutely not. But we're just talking about this a little bit.

Speaker 2 We're going to move on right now. I'm just saying that it turns out, but according to Christian, they made a statement about them possibly being pregnant.

Speaker 2 And that statement is rather vague according to Christian.

Speaker 2 When the child, when the child is actually coming into play for summer, somewhere around that point, or I just might keep y'all in the dark and let y'all know until and wait till after the child is born that's word for word

Speaker 2 the statement so Christian congratulations I hope she is a feminine child I hope she's an abortion

Speaker 2 we'll see I don't know if we're gonna get there I don't know if we're gonna get all the way there Christian first has to run for House of Representatives, which I will be proudly voting for the first trans member of the House of Representatives.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. By voting for Christian.

Speaker 2 Might as well at this point. No, there's someone in there now.
Who's in there? I don't know their name, unfortunately.

Speaker 2 You fucking piece of fucking shit. How fucking daring.
Sarah McBride this year

Speaker 2 works. Congrats, Sarah McBride.
I won't take that. I won't take that from you.

Speaker 2 You can't take it from them.

Speaker 2 I can do a lot of stuff. Oh, yeah.
They're already,

Speaker 2 they're telling them they can't use the bathroom already.

Speaker 2 I just am so, I just, we got to move past to pick up. up

Speaker 2 this isn't that show talk about that it makes me that everybody's really stupid and it's a fucking massive waste of time and we should just uh just the idea of telling someone where they can go to the bathroom makes me want to fucking flip out it's weird to have a news show when i refuse to read the news these days

Speaker 2 well it's like we read the real news eddie that's right such as this extremely extremely real shit that's going on we just did a little bit of a breakdown of this on dan soder's podcast but we we got to save it for here.

Speaker 2 I am in New York City

Speaker 2 during what has been called, what they're trying to say, might be a predicted alien invasion. This came from a person by the name of Cliff High.
Cliff High predicted this.

Speaker 2 Now, they did a, it's a computer scientist known for his past predictions using a tool they call predictive linguistics. A high who previously predicted the 2004 Indonesian tsunami.
Okay.

Speaker 2 But that was one. All right.
And they also to the day or that that was just going to happen. To the day.
And they also said that they called 9-11. But you can't say you called 9-11 after 9-11.

Speaker 2 They said after that they had called a building. The plane against the building.
I called it.

Speaker 2 No, you didn't tell anybody. This is just.
Because you didn't tell anyone that you're a criminal. Then you're implicated.
You're correct.

Speaker 2 But have you seen any of the stuff with LeBron James pretending to have like read or like know things? No.

Speaker 2 Like LeBron James has

Speaker 2 he has an issue where he has been caught red-handed, not knowing what he's talking about. And he always says, oh, yeah, I read that.
Oh, yeah, I'm working on that. Right.
I'm always.

Speaker 2 Of course, he doesn't know anything. He was a pro basketball player at 18.
He's how would he know anything? I like that he's into candles and he is trying to read more. Yeah.
And I love LeBron James.

Speaker 2 I love him. I think that in terms of a man to look up to as a business leader and a father and a competitor.
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Speaker 2 He's good to look up to.

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Speaker 2 Now, according to this guy, so

Speaker 2 Cliff High

Speaker 2 talks about, I guess, these, what they say is some form of

Speaker 2 predictive analyst.

Speaker 2 So this, High's predictive system works by analyzing internet data and identifying patterns and language that can indicate major upcoming events, including political changes and natural disasters.

Speaker 2 His latest claim about an alien invasion has captured significant attention because what he basically said is that when Trump floated, that he might be on Rogan.

Speaker 2 Well, I mean, of course he was going to be on Rogan. But there wasn't, you know, there's a couple days where we didn't know whether or not because they were trying to get Kamala and him.

Speaker 2 And then we, you know, then Rogan came out and just became a Trumper and all that shit went down in like four days. Of course he became a Trumper.
He came to his studio and did an interview.

Speaker 2 He always was. But it's like, now we know that Rogan is, but he always was.
And then having Trump be there is how we then know that he is for certain that he is.

Speaker 2 And then it's why he's complicit and why he's to come to, and eventually we sort of to blame for everything that's to come.

Speaker 2 But the this guy, Donald Trump, it's like, so they said that, according to Cliff High, putting to the machines,

Speaker 2 that if Trump does agree to go on Rogan, and I don't know why, I think it's because this is considered to be a high benchmark for audience, like 20 million people about listening to Rogan.

Speaker 2 I would say it's just

Speaker 2 close to rivaling Howard Stern at his peak, which is probably one of the most listened to shows in modern history. It's crazier with Rogan, though, because with Stern, he was the only thing people

Speaker 2 could listen to. Well, also, he did it in the OG way where they had a spread from terrestrial radio station to terrestrial radio station.

Speaker 2 It's different, but it's just more just maybe that's why he said that when that was triggered, it would trigger a 39-day sequence that would end in an alien invasion.

Speaker 2 That would be the way we'd see it is a fight between U.S. military and these unknown crafts or whatever this shit.
But that didn't happen.

Speaker 2 Did it? So in the U.K., for the last two weeks. Outside of the Lake and Heath, this is another, this is an Air Force base, the Royal Air Force Base.

Speaker 2 They have been getting these drone incursions that they have, they've been calling them drones.

Speaker 2 This is now all over the the place it happened all over this weekend in new jersey arizona you need to look at this shit didn't they say wasn't there a uh a one over brooklyn uh i didn't see one i did not see the one over brooklyn but i saw i just was watching live footage of new jersey drones okay this literally happened he said that so the 39 day

Speaker 2 like that time eater ran out december 3rd okay so on december 3rd mysterious drones this comes from usa today mysterious drones have been reported flying over parts of New Jersey in recent weeks, leading to an investigation involving multiple police agencies, even the FBI.

Speaker 2 So this is, it's legit. It can be.
How many are the drones? They say that they're about the size of sedans. Oh, that's huge.

Speaker 2 And they are.

Speaker 2 Weirdly shaped. They look like stingrays.

Speaker 2 They have an odd assortment of lights, different colored lights, and they keep showing up in front of the airport. Now, this is images and footage of the drones.
They've been circulating online.

Speaker 2 We saw these. This is in Morris County.

Speaker 2 They were they've emerged from multiple counties: Morris County, Somerset, Warren, and Sussex counties.

Speaker 2 We they have no idea what they are. They were first spotted on November 18th.
This is just the New Jersey drones. The UK drones have also been seen for the last two weeks.

Speaker 2 And now the UK stuff is getting so hot and bothered that they are starting to shut down civilians filming the drones. You have to look at the footage.

Speaker 2 The key is to really see what this shit looks like.

Speaker 2 And the stuff over the stuff over, not just Arizona, the Arizona stuff is also wild. Look at this video.
This happened three days ago. Okay.
Look at this massive object. Yeah, that's clear.
So

Speaker 2 this is, and you're just three objects. Dude, it's not going to even be one.
Watch this. So it looks like it's three separate objects.
You see this big, massive kind of squiggly light

Speaker 2 by a little red light. and this other light on top of it.
What you're going to now see

Speaker 2 is these other lights. I'm going to skip ahead a little bit so you can see.
Because you see the guy now, he

Speaker 2 see how this other light has popped up? Okay. This light? Were any of those helicopters investigating? Nope.

Speaker 2 And then you're going to watch it slowly but surely.

Speaker 2 It's one object, buddy. Oh, you think that's one object? Yeah.
And it's in Arizona. It is where the Phoenix lights.
See how it forms a darkened triangle? Cool. It is one giant object.

Speaker 2 It is very, very, very similar to the Phoenix lights. I have a theory whenever we see stuff like this, like, you know, like I said, I'm still dipping my toe into aliens and UFology and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 So I feel like I almost have a clearer view of it because I don't know too much information. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 You're just not as bong. I think that whenever you see stuff like this, it's actually like a malfunction on their part.

Speaker 2 You know, they actually talk about this. They do talk about this within circles, about the idea of,

Speaker 2 let's say,

Speaker 2 this is highly protracted. This is completely,

Speaker 2 there's no reality to this, but it's

Speaker 2 a thought process.

Speaker 2 Let's say they are actually biological creatures. Okay.

Speaker 2 Like, let's say one of the things, we talked about this today in Soder's episode, but I do

Speaker 2 what I hold is that everything is real in terms of if one thing is real, everything is real. So I think that not only do they live in the ocean, they also come from other planets.

Speaker 2 They're also interdimensional. They're also us from the future.
And they're also like, they are. Yeah, there's multiple different races from different places.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 But let's say they're biological ones. That's real.
Who, let's say we think like people

Speaker 2 and they want

Speaker 2 the goal is for it to be a recon mission, right? That's why that's maybe that's ostensibly why they're doing these things.

Speaker 2 They're going to go, they're looking out into the various folds of the universe to find resources.

Speaker 2 You know, there's always that kind of story that they use at Independence Day famously uses it with the, they've run out of resources, so they run here to get hours. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But who would you send across the universe to go look for shit? A drone.

Speaker 2 I think that's one unmanned. Yeah.
Or

Speaker 2 an idiot. You would send it.
Well, we, first thing we sent into space was a dog. A dog.
A dog, yeah. You'd send.

Speaker 2 Somebody you could afford to lose

Speaker 2 out there.

Speaker 2 This is an eight team. Yeah.
Oh, you think so. I think that if you get here,

Speaker 2 you were sent here to get away from your family. I mean, Columbus was B team.
He was B team. He was B team.
Italy's like, go fuck. Yes.
We're going with America Vespucci. He's B team.
He was B team.

Speaker 2 He was B team. Yep.
So it's like, maybe these guys are B team, if that's one of the, that's one of the angles. But look at this.
This was also seen Two Days Over Jersey. Again.

Speaker 2 Dude, it's like a big, yeah, it looks like a big thing.

Speaker 2 It's a big, it is one big object now we we talked a little bit last week about the uap congressional hearing we're gonna go in more detail over the next couple of weeks about what a congressional hearing is all that type of shit but they talked about how some of this stuff is obviously retrofitted human technology but this fucking ain't

Speaker 2 i mean it's just lights though I know, but

Speaker 2 it's what the lights are. They don't know what the living fuck they are.

Speaker 2 They are thick, dude.

Speaker 2 So they were only up for one night and they were what they were gone no they've been saying that they've been coming for repeat performances people are going out like they're for the for the uk they've put out a live stream i found it on reddit they keep shutting them down there are live streams of lake and heath that you can go watch and they've been calling them they've been saying here they come they're coming now and then you watch these little points of light and they're not

Speaker 2 They keep saying that they're researching this stuff. And the only answer that they can come back with is like, they seem to not be dangerous.

Speaker 2 so they're up there but the ones in Jersey man some of these ones in Jersey are they are physically like they are there they they look like actual

Speaker 2 like I don't know how to describe it they look like little planes they look like they there's a reason why they're calling them drones

Speaker 2 look at this is the Brooklyn NYC November 12th

Speaker 2 footage that I saw the other day. I don't know.
I don't know what's real and what's not real. It all like looks like it's easily made.
So, you know, obviously, I don't know for sure.

Speaker 2 But yeah, there is a Brooklyn. There's some weird object over Brooklyn.
I don't know where it is. There it is.
There it is. Yeah.
A metal sphere. Yeah.
Yeah, man. I don't know what that is.

Speaker 2 You know, they're coming.

Speaker 2 Who cares, though?

Speaker 2 I don't think that.

Speaker 2 How do you put it? It's not that I don't hear. There's one UAP flying over Mexico last night.
Look at this fucking thing. What's that?

Speaker 2 That's creepy as fuck.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 But the thing is, it's like,

Speaker 2 well, it's just ramping up like a mother. But do you think it's ramping up because we are getting better with drones and people just think that our personal drones are fucking UAPs?

Speaker 2 This is a question that we have to figure out. This is a question we have to figure out.
I think there's just more and more drones everywhere, and all of a sudden

Speaker 2 now there's more UAPs. It's just that they look like they're

Speaker 2 they don't look like anything that anybody has. That's what's fucked up is that they don't look like anything, Eddie.
They don't look like other planes. We don't know where they're coming from.

Speaker 2 They're saying that we can't find their origin of flight. They can't, they don't know what direction they're coming from.
They're just popping up in the sky. They're not like, that's what's fucked.

Speaker 2 That's why there's also a part of me that wonders if it's a fully natural phenomenon.

Speaker 2 If the stuff that comes out of the ocean is like literally another type of animal or something that we just don't physically understand. We just don't understand.
Like the abyss.

Speaker 2 Maybe.

Speaker 2 I have dreams about the abyss all the time. I love the abyss.
I always have dreams where I, that is a common occurrence for me for dreams that I fall into a big like ocean and I can breathe the water.

Speaker 2 That's fun. Maybe it's because I'm fish.
You may be part fish. Who knows? Definitely a little bit of a walrus.
Whatever, dude.

Speaker 2 Oh, God.

Speaker 2 Man, I don't know. I mean,

Speaker 2 but what they're doing nothing. What are they doing? Just observing? They don't know what to do.
Hanging out? Dude, they literally don't know what the fuck to do. Look at this.

Speaker 2 This is what they're talking about. This is over Jersey.
See this weird ass configuration? It looks like a natural formation. Like it doesn't look.
And it is moving. It is moving and it's swirling.

Speaker 2 And the fucking, like, you see, that's solid as fuck. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like, what is this shit?

Speaker 2 Like, legitimately, it's just, I just, I, I don't know, man, because it is ramped up noticeably

Speaker 2 in the last month. So, what are you do you have any theories? You keep saying, I don't know, but like,

Speaker 2 well, it's

Speaker 2 if it could possibly be, I mean, all of our audience is gonna be like, you know, how much of our audience, they all hate the half them hate that shit.

Speaker 2 So, it's so hard to like, I mean, I hate it too, but I'm learning, I'm doing my best to learn and be a part of it. Look at the news and tell me it's not going crazy.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Like, that's the the difference.

Speaker 2 It's like the legit, when the legit news stands there, like not even the funny silly news, you have two anchors, like you're watching in New Jersey and that New Jersey,

Speaker 2 these two anchors are openly arguing about what it is. And they're all like, they're talking to the police and they're talking to the FBI.

Speaker 2 The police are asking people in New Jersey to tell them what it is.

Speaker 2 They don't know what the, so they're all like, like, that's what's hard is that you'd expect the, because obviously obviously a lot of it will does end up getting debunked, which is good, but they try to do it kind of quickly, and it seems to be coming faster than they can debunk it.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And it's, I, I,

Speaker 2 what if

Speaker 2 we

Speaker 2 made

Speaker 2 a big mistake on November 5th? Oh, it doesn't have anything to do with that shit. I don't think it's a coincidence.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I honestly do think it's a, there's a lot of people that want to attach it to it, and I I don't want to attach it to it because I don't think that anybody's any, I don't think in the end, like

Speaker 2 if they don't come for Hitler,

Speaker 2 like, if they literally didn't come for Hitler, like, you're not coming for a president. They don't understand the news.
They don't understand English. Then why is it happening now?

Speaker 2 Then why to you? Why would it be happening now? To me, why would it be happening now? I think that it's always happened. Do we have more cameras than ever? I think we have more drones than ever.

Speaker 2 I think there's more technology than ever. So I think there's a lot more things being mistaken as UFOs.
But we had that five years ago. We had the same stuff

Speaker 2 five years ago.

Speaker 2 Pretty much. Don't you think it goes in fads?

Speaker 2 It does.

Speaker 2 Satisfyingly goes in fads. They go on flaps.
UFOs are, you know, like they do. They go in waves.
It is very, very all the time.

Speaker 2 If there's like three shark attacks next week, we're going to forget about this shit. But, dude, this is these, again, these are these.

Speaker 2 This is why it's weird, man. It's because of the way they blink.
Yeah. And they are in a situation like the Phoenix.
They're in a line. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's really weird. And that's why they keep, but, and I guess that my main issue truly is

Speaker 2 the fact that they're calling them drones. Yeah.
You know what I mean? Is that if they weren't calling them drones, look at this one. Well, it's the ultimate.
This is the one I saw. Look at this one.

Speaker 2 I mean, but you know what? No, this one looks like a plane. This one literally looks like a plane, but it's not one.
Yeah, no, it's mimicking a plane. That's fucking frightening, right?

Speaker 2 That is frightening. That's weird as fuck.
And this is on the actual news. This is on the news.
This isn't one of my silly little websites. This is on the fucking NBC news.

Speaker 2 So whatever it is, even though I'm not, let's just say I'm not going to put them above. I'm not going to put the media above being full of absolute shit.
Yes.

Speaker 2 But this is.

Speaker 2 This is pretty interesting. I don't know.
Everyone's going to be yelling. Everybody debunks.
Everybody's so smart, Eddie. I know the Reddit, Reddit's so smart.
All the people out there are so smart.

Speaker 2 They know so much better. So I know you're all cursing at me and calling me an idiot, but I do think that maybe there might be something there.
But, you know, go on, just living your life.

Speaker 2 It does technically change nothing. So it doesn't really matter.
What would it take for people as a whole to believe? I don't think. Other than like Trump shaking hands with a fucking alien.

Speaker 2 They don't think, I wouldn't, I wouldn't believe it. I believe it less if Trump did it.
I think that we are past that point. I don't think that we'd ever believe it.

Speaker 2 I think that it would have to literally take a mass actual invasion for people to think it's actually real.

Speaker 2 And I think that if it happens in a subtle way, people will acclimate it to it so fast that it also won't matter. Yeah.
Do you look for, do you look in the sky all the time? All the time.

Speaker 2 Trying to find something. Every time.
When I'm in a plane, when I'm out anywhere in the country, whenever I'm... And you found nothing.
I've never seen anything. You've never seen anything.
No.

Speaker 2 I had a dream we saw something recently. What did we see?

Speaker 2 We saw a little light in the sky that zoomed. That zipped.
It could fucking happen this weekend. It's all over the place.
But I don't know why. Sidestories, L-P-O-T-L-A-Gmail.com.

Speaker 2 Why do you think if it's real, let's just cut all the people who think it's, who don't think it's real? Just don't pay attention to that. For those of you that don't, that think it's real, why now?

Speaker 2 Why would there be an uptick?

Speaker 2 We'll find out. We will fucking find out.
I put it to the audience. New New DB Cooper alert.

Speaker 2 This guy's not anything. I don't, I barely want to cover this story.
It's just in the news.

Speaker 2 So I just figure that we should just at least talk about how like the family of a guy by the name of Richard McCoy was the

Speaker 2 this family is fucking

Speaker 2 certain that this man was DB Cooper because he also got arrested for a skyjacking, I guess just months after the D.B. Cooper thing.
And they found

Speaker 2 that D.B. Cooper lived then.
Yes.

Speaker 2 And that they found his, they say that they have his parachute that was retrofitted specifically and it could not be anybody else's parachute, according to this family.

Speaker 2 And they had to wait for their mom to die to talk about it because they're more than certain she's involved. Oh, because she had the money.

Speaker 2 But D.B. Cooper jumped out of 32,000 feet? No.
No, it was like lower than that. I think that's the reason why it was so dangerous is because it was...
I don't remember. I don't remember all of the...

Speaker 2 Wouldn't he just freeze?

Speaker 2 It's cold.

Speaker 2 I think that he died. Yes.
I personally think that he died. But these things.
But they never found anything. They never found the cash.

Speaker 2 Were they over the ocean? No, they were in a mountain. If he's, he splatted into a side of a mountain and a bunch of birds took that money and made fucking like nests with it.

Speaker 2 As far as I'm concerned, but they keep, they keep pushing it. Because there was a book, D.B.
Cooper, The Real McCoy, that does talk about this being

Speaker 2 the actual D.B. Cooper, that McCoy was the real D.B.
Cooper.

Speaker 2 But the family sued them.

Speaker 2 This family? Yes. Sued the author of that book, and they got it shut down.
Okay.

Speaker 2 So, I mean,

Speaker 2 they do. I just, well, because, I think it's because the mother, if it, that's the only thing that makes me interested.
It's because the mother has something to hide.

Speaker 2 They should have to give the money back to the guy they sued if they're going to come out and say that it is their father now. I'll tell you that much.

Speaker 2 I don't think, I think that's why they're trying to do this is they're trying to get money because I think that money's gone. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I don't think they got any of that DB Cooper money because it was like 75 grand 100 years ago. Yeah, that's not too much.
No, I don't know. I don't remember what it was, but it's not enough.

Speaker 2 And also D.B. Cooper.
I just,

Speaker 2 people love the story of D.B. Cooper.
And I think that people like it because... He got away with free ass money.
And people like when somebody gets away with free ass money.

Speaker 2 Well, and also just jumping out of a commercial airliner. There's something that we like people love and are fascinated by D.B.
Cooper. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I mean, I like a good bank robbery, you know. I like, I wish that like there was still a chance for criminals to commit crimes.

Speaker 2 There's too many cameras, you know, there's no, the playing field isn't level anymore. Because as far as I'm concerned, rob as many banks as you want.
Oh, yeah. Rob stores.

Speaker 2 As long as you don't hurt nobody. Yeah, of course.
Just don't hurt people. Like, banks are insured.

Speaker 2 Major banks.

Speaker 2 not like i don't want no credit unions even them no no no i i i respect your credit reunion hey you respect your credit union i don't yeah oh you want to get in the fucking bank business and you want to be innocent about it that don't work buddy all right your fucking hands are covered in blood too credit unions all right you're just as complicit the only thing that's not complicit pure raw uncut diamonds td banks fucked again they had to get they got caught embezzling over a billion dollars they're motherfuckers over

Speaker 2 man you remember when you'd go to td bank Bank? That was my favorite because we used to go because

Speaker 2 you used to bring your change in. Yeah.
And then you used to go put the change in the middle of the match.

Speaker 2 I like playing the change and you try to guess and there was that little girl who's like, nah, you don't know what you got.

Speaker 2 Is that real? Still? What? The change machine? I don't know. I stopped going to TD Bank after they stole from my mother.
Yeah. They're motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 Do you remember they used to give us piggy banks, though? Yeah, they did. But that was back when they were...

Speaker 2 New. There was a different one.
There was a blue, they were blue, and then they turned into TD Bank. Yeah, what were they? Nah, who gives a shit? They're fucking assholes.

Speaker 2 Hey, you're here to hear us struggle through trying to remember something.

Speaker 2 And fucking, how dare you criticize us? Yeah, well, you know, as long as do you think that D.B. Cooper could have been scooped up by aliens? No.

Speaker 2 You fucking piece of shit.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 D.B. Cooper's fucking.
I think he's Greece. Yeah, he is Grease.
I think he's a wet spot. A shit spot in the mountains.
Yeah. Life from your blade.

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Speaker 2 All right, let's see what else we got here.

Speaker 2 What else we got here? Do we have any?

Speaker 2 We got some UFO mail. I mean, we do have some UFO.
I'm going to go into a little bit.

Speaker 2 I'm just trying to think of there was the one story because this story is like a nothing burger with the Thanksgiving. He said that he couldn't.

Speaker 2 The guy killed his brother accidentally on Thanksgiving because he says he sneezed too much. And so, but then you looked at it.
I thought it was like a really good killing.

Speaker 2 I thought it was like a strangling or stabbing. But then he just accidentally knocked him over and he hit his head and then he had a kill.

Speaker 2 So it really wasn't. Yeah, that's an accident.
That's not exciting. Oh, you know what?

Speaker 2 Other people that missed 9-11.

Speaker 2 You remember we talked about on side stories a couple of weeks ago. We talked about people that missed 9-11.

Speaker 2 Like, because you brought up the alligator attack that the guy got ate on 9-11 and how he got to live a blissful life. You also didn't know James Cameron.
Okay. Because where was he?

Speaker 2 At everybody else's favorite disaster, the Titanic. That's nice.
He was under the water at the Titanic, missed 9-11, came back up being like, what'd I miss? They said a land-based Titanic.

Speaker 2 And you know what actually made me upset? He didn't immediately go look at it. Because that's a land Titanic.

Speaker 2 You could get there by car.

Speaker 2 9-11. Yeah.
Like 9-11. You can drive to 9-11.
Well, not when you're in the middle of the ocean. Dude, get on a boat.
You're already on one. Come back.
Fucking go to New York.

Speaker 2 Take a picture of the new Titanic. That's a ground floor Titanic.
You're getting in right now. You get to see it at the top.
You get to tell everybody you were there. You get to take pictures.

Speaker 2 Dine off of that. Rudy Giuliani should have still been, he should still have goodwill to this day, but he ruined it.

Speaker 2 God, both him and Chris Christie had goodwill because of the disasters and immediately destroyed it. Yeah, because it turns out the disasters was them after all.

Speaker 2 Rudy giuliani was his own 9-11 bill paxton was the one that told james cameron yeah can you imagine that when he came out of the water bill paxton just said hey james guess what it's game over man game over man game over man they fucking flew two planes or no

Speaker 2 buildings man we gotta get out of our buildings man i got a little dick

Speaker 2 yeah you say and then um oh yeah bill yeah i love the effect that it was bill paxon and then someone else wrote an email i forgot i was saying about like if you could just miss 9-11, how nice that was.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 Although, I feel like if you missed it for a couple days and then you found out about it, it'd be even more depressing.

Speaker 2 Because then you just feel like a fucking idiot. Oh, my gosh.
Like, what's going on with my life? There's a part of me that would think, like,

Speaker 2 still got it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I could definitely not remember this. I could definitely, definitely not remember this.
Should we get to one of these UFO stories?

Speaker 2 I got a couple of them all right let me listen this is we got a couple of good ones here we got some good longer form letters all right that i wanted to read because i wanted to read this first one and that the other ufo because i'm in a ufo mood i haven't seen any yet i've had people been also people have just been texting me all day yeah also Be on the lookout.

Speaker 2 If you see anything, please let us break it for you. Take a picture.
We actually got a lot of footage also recently. I've gotten a lot of footage, but I'm saving them for my man.

Speaker 2 Personal footage from people, yes.

Speaker 2 Also, if you know how to make some fake footage, send that too.

Speaker 2 Don't muddy the waters.

Speaker 2 CIA already has enough fun doing that. All right, let's get to some of the food.
It would be good to see some fake footage, though, that people make in order to determine what's real and what is fake.

Speaker 2 I will say I have seen a lot of fake footage. Yeah, so have I through you.
Some of what I have shown you is just subtler than you want it to be. Which I do understand.

Speaker 2 We all don't want it to be subtle. We want it to be forthright.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Now, do you think like they would walk around or is this just like, are they globs of jelly? Like, what the, you know, I, one of my feelings is that the ships themselves are the aliens.

Speaker 2 They're not piloted by things inside of it. Okay, like, nope.
Yes. Okay.
Yeah. I think that the things that we're looking at are literally the aliens.
All right. That's cool.

Speaker 2 And I think that they are trying to look like our stuff. I mean, it makes sense.
I mean, look at a stealth bomber. Yep.
Yeah. Which is awesome.
Very similar. I know, man.

Speaker 2 I've seen a stealth bomber up close. Yeah.
That shit's fucking wild. I want just cruising real slow, too.
And it was just like, it looked like it was just floating.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I want to scare somebody in a plane. Do you think that's where we got the technology from for the stealth bomber?

Speaker 2 Well, that's what that's one of the things that's silent. But it's the cloaking technology, and it's the, it's whatever these was it, the TR-38,

Speaker 2 I think, is another example that they said is going to be a triangle-shaped UFO. Okay.
That is a, what is it? The TR-30 something. Yeah, the TR-3B.
Does America have a reverse engineered UFO?

Speaker 2 This is what they say. They call this an anti-gravity spacecraft.
Okay. But we don't know yet what quite what it is.
And what like keeps them invisible, like giant ghillie suits?

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 2 They know it's them fucking with lights. They're fucking with imagery.

Speaker 2 All right, so let's get to some listener emails.

Speaker 2 Around a year ago, I was working as a freelance gaffer in Los Angeles when I was offered a job in a low-budget indie documentary centered around psychics in Sedona, Arizona. Congrats.

Speaker 2 Hey, this is where we all make our money. I took the job, thinking it would be a fun excuse to get a paycheck, see Arizona, and entertain myself at the expense of a couple of phony psychics.

Speaker 2 Though there was a fair amount of bullshit and charlatans among the psychics we interviewed, I am writing about an indisputable experience I had while interviewing one specific psychic that fundamentally shifted my worldview.

Speaker 2 During this part of the documentary, we were to accompany one of the psychics on something called a vortex tour.

Speaker 2 One of the big spiritual tourism draws to Sedona are the spiritual vortexes that are supposed to enhance your spiritual energy.

Speaker 2 Our guide was a guy who went by the Hindu named Bana, despite being a tall white dude from Portland with a youth pastor vibe. Oh, that's the Bona is also the American Bono.
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 He carried a guitar just like Bono and kept saying, send it. If there was anyone I expected to guide me to a life-changing spiritual experience, it was not him.
It was like our guide in Hawaii, Todd.

Speaker 2 Today. Yeah, yeah.
It's like, come on, you're from North Carolina. Your name's Ryan.
Yeah, Todd. Yeah.

Speaker 2 He took us on a short hike up a small hill called Baby Bell, slightly off the main trail. During the hike, hike, we were interviewing him, shooting B-roll, etc.

Speaker 2 And so, and so was the lighting guy. I was very much in work mode, our entire ascent.
When we reached the top of the hill, Bona had the entire crew stop working for his demonstration.

Speaker 2 He had to stand in a circle rimming the top of the hill, facing away from each other and toward the Sedona landscape. God, I love rimming a hill.
Nothing, especially in a group.

Speaker 2 And then I'll meet Hill's father. Yeah.

Speaker 2 There was nothing that seemed to set the top of this hill apart from any of the other.

Speaker 2 No crystals, altars, carvings, anything else. Just dirt, plants, and sky.
He instructed us all to breathe in and exhale, then proceeded to strum his guitar twice.

Speaker 2 I focused on a faraway mountain range, fully expecting to have a nice little break before getting back to work. That is not what happened.

Speaker 2 Almost instantly, my vision changed to what I can only describe as a high-definition filter, similar to to the crystal-clear effect people get when consuming marijuana, paired with a blurry vignetting

Speaker 2 effect.

Speaker 2 Before I could even process what was happening, I started to see every possible iteration of a mountain forest mother earth spirit flashing frame by frame as visualizations until they became one.

Speaker 2 It wasn't quite a hallucination. If you can imagine in your head a cube floating in front of you, it was very similar to that.
The difference was I was not in control of the visualization.

Speaker 2 These visualizations were paired with an innate understanding that whatever this entity was was introducing itself to me. I would describe it as a loving mother's energy.

Speaker 2 It began to communicate with me without the use of words. It was as though thoughts, ideas, and intent were transferred to me with little to no room for misinterpretation.

Speaker 2 Most notably, it seemed to lack any kind of emotion. Not in a heartless way, but in a precise yet loving way.
It began with the classic, don't be afraid.

Speaker 2 I am not here to hurt you, followed by everything as is as it should be. Nothing is good nor evil.
It just exists. An instant understanding of the oneness of everything.

Speaker 2 Before I knew what was happening, I felt my head turn from the mountain ranges I was looking at and focus on a particular rock spire to my right.

Speaker 2 When I say focused, it was as if I mentally zoomed into the spires dozens of miles away.

Speaker 2 This entity began comparing me to this spire, how it was shaped by the wind and the rain, but still stood strong against the elements, similar to how I've endured the hardships in my own life.

Speaker 2 Because the entity could see and communicate their understanding of specific hardships back to me, I began to get emotional.

Speaker 2 I am not a very emotional person, so I instinctively repressed them, prompting the entity to tell me that it was okay to cry. I began to feel the sensation of tears on my face.

Speaker 2 When I reached up to wipe them away, I realized they weren't tears at all.

Speaker 2 My face was dry, and it seemed as though the sensation of tears was being simulated by the wind, almost as if small bursts of compressed air were being shot on my face.

Speaker 2 After this incredibly personal and emotional message, the entity asks if I would like to ask it anything. I would like to keep my requests private since they are deeply personal to me.

Speaker 2 What I will say is that the answers to my questions were given to me in a cryptic visualization of little beings made of blue made of blue light with veins of white light pulsing through them.

Speaker 2 I have yet to figure out what those mean. And just like that, it was over.
The experience could not have lasted more than 10 minutes, though my perception of time was very warped, so I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 Before we descended the mountain, I had the biggest, almost involuntary, shit-eating grin on my face, to the point that other members of the crew were commenting on it.

Speaker 2 I found it difficult to speak for almost our entire descent.

Speaker 2 Sounds like you sat on a peyote catcher. It does sort of sound like,

Speaker 2 I mean, when I had my full,

Speaker 2 truly last, full ego-destroying trip,

Speaker 2 it is like that.

Speaker 2 I think you can trip naturally. Yeah.
Yeah. I'm still waiting for my flashback, man.
I ate so much acid when I was a kid. It's like, where is this?

Speaker 2 I thought I used it as an investment. When I'm really.
I want my, I want, I go to concerts. I don't have, I don't eat acid.
I want my flashback. I have found.

Speaker 2 I saw David Gilmore a couple of weeks ago. Nothing.
Yeah, you don't remember any of that shit. I would say,

Speaker 2 get to meditating. Meditating is what allows me to feel sort of a natural buzz.
And then, you know what also really helps with it? A couple bug lights. Yeah.
Now,

Speaker 2 really gets you set.

Speaker 2 Really gets you in a set of meditative mood. All right, we'll do one more of these UFO encounters.
All right.

Speaker 2 I was out in my backyard smoking a cigarette. Fuck yeah.
Yeah, dude. Good for you.
Dismiss it. Waiting for the dog to do his business.

Speaker 2 Memo alive.

Speaker 2 When I noticed the constellation Orion in the sky, maybe a a bit brighter than normal. It caught my eye, and I stood watching for a few minutes.
Orion was out hard when we were in Humboldt.

Speaker 2 It was if you noticed. Oh, he was fucking.
It was there. I saw his dick.
Yeah, no, it was pretty cool.

Speaker 2 But he was like, look at this, look at this. He checked it out.
Check it out. That made me weird.
I didn't realize he'd be moving around. That's what we saw.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I heard they're actually going to change the name of Orion to Hunter Biden.

Speaker 2 Oh my God, congratulations.

Speaker 2 It's a big, huge dick. And then he had a little sline of stars that look like the crack pipe, the crackpipe.
You know, Hunter Biden's dick can actually do cocaine. Wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Pardon him again. Yeah, yeah.
Pardon me. I'd like to meet Hunter Biden.

Speaker 2 All right. Imagine that, though, if you're doing blow with someone and they put it out and they're fucking stored up with their dick.
You're just like, God damn. Wow.
America.

Speaker 2 Can I vote for you for anything?

Speaker 2 All right. So

Speaker 2 up in the sky. So the Orion was a bit brighter.
It caught my eye and I stood watching for a few minutes. I began to notice a movement in the stars.

Speaker 2 It seemed like the figure itself was waving or wiggling a little bit, like it was twerking.

Speaker 2 Like a person holding an uncomfortable pose for too long. My mind went to UFO.

Speaker 2 But if so, this was like a projected illusion to distract or enchant me. I felt like this was something beyond that, more than a visitor, something very old, here long before and long after us.

Speaker 2 Suddenly, the stars representing his hands dropped to the belt level. Okay.
The head star shifted a bit, and I could tell this was a humanoid figure standing at rest.

Speaker 2 Finally, I also knew somehow the head star was a face looking directly at Earth, looking directly at me, and it knew I was looking right back at it.

Speaker 2 Orion's left hand began to shift up and slightly to the west. It quickly returned to its original position near the base of the belt.

Speaker 2 Then again, and it returned again. The star hand seemed to wave in and out of the belt area repeatedly for around two minutes.

Speaker 2 The head start began to shudder, and from Orion's belt erupted an aurora borealis-like plume of prismatic blob, which flowed outward and coalesced into twisted ropes that grew larger in my vision until I felt my balance failing, and I was suddenly laying in the wet grass, kicking my legs up to protect my face from the stellar rainbow jizz.

Speaker 2 I writhed in the ground, wailing, Orion, as it washed over me, warm at first, but becoming cold surprisingly fast.

Speaker 2 I laid there, afraid to move and afraid to open my eyes until I started getting chilly. and I stole a peek.
The sky looked normal.

Speaker 2 I wasn't covered in space goo and I had lost my cigarette and put my elbow and dog shit from writhing around.

Speaker 2 I am still unsure if this was a nuts and bolts UFO trying to psychically invade me or an interdimensional trickster figure taking the form of Orion.

Speaker 2 Please share this story and help me unlock the meaning of this experience. Sounds like he had a stroke or a UTI and was just hallucinating.
Who knows?

Speaker 2 You know, but then is an illuminate

Speaker 2 hallucination not real if you're seeing it?

Speaker 2 It's not. You're right.
It's a hallucination. Yeah, you're correct.
Yeah. But if it's sucking your dick, that's as real as it gets, buddy.
And you just got Biden.

Speaker 2 That's right, man. You never know.
You never know.

Speaker 2 I got to go down there. I love every day knowing that I get my crack rock from my local crack guy.
Yeah. He gets it from these farms upstate.
And then I love,

Speaker 2 then I laugh, taking my like freshly made, I got my little picnic basket with my rocks in it, my freshly made glass. I go down and I visit the sex workers.
They love me. We laugh.

Speaker 2 And then I live a fun life knowing that I could fucking get off scot-free. That's right.
Booby goes. I'm having too much fun for this to be illegal.

Speaker 2 Love you, Hunter Biden. Miss you, buddy.
You know what, though? Seriously. Never text me anymore.
Yeah. Well,

Speaker 2 old Biden, the president, go ahead and pardon all those people with marijuana charges, too, while you're at it, fucker. And he, let's not go.
I'm sorry. I just wanted to

Speaker 2 say something. No, let's not ever let, let's, you know,

Speaker 2 let's let him do something well. Yeah.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Well, Joe Biden, oh, we're going to miss you. Yeah, that's right.
And I hope that when you go to heaven, Jimmy Carter's there waiting for you.

Speaker 2 Man, you know, Jimmy Carter's going to outlive Biden. It's very possible.
It's definitely. Jimmy Carter is like the king of hospice.

Speaker 2 They put a little crown on him and then run

Speaker 2 he's like he's the keenan thompson of hospice

Speaker 2 he will he will not leave uh anything else eddy before we get out of here no no we did our plugs up top we did our plugs up top go to patreon.com slash last podcast and left to watch this horribly filmed version of side stories we're in a hotel room yes um and it looks like this uh also uh go to lastpodcastleft.com buy those tickets we gave you all the live shows we show you when we're doing it so you fucking show up Atlanta in January.

Speaker 2 I can't wait. January 11th at the Coca-Cola Roxy.
And I think that's the next one after this. And still pumped.
I don't know if I'm allowed to say this yet.

Speaker 2 But there might be another thing in Atlanta. The day after.
Yeah, keep your

Speaker 2 ears paled. Yes.
Because Eddie and I might do a full-on

Speaker 2 improv show. Yeah.
Yeah. And not that we've ever done that before.
Yeah, no. So, yeah.
So keep your ear to the ground. We might do it.
We might not, but we're looking to maybe hopefully jump in there.

Speaker 2 And for you idiots, putting your ear to the ground, check your laptop. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
That's not where you're going to get your information fucking to the ground, all right?

Speaker 2 You're not Pocahontas. And clean your ears.
If you go to the bottom. Because they're covered in dirt.
Safely.

Speaker 2 Outside. No Q-chips, apparently, even though I do it because I'm a rural.
I love, I can't stop. I'm not stopping.
I put it right in my ear, pussy. I don't care that I'm wrong.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 I know it's wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like, yeah, fucking without a condom. It's my ear.
Yeah, it's my ear. What do you want from me? Yeah.

Speaker 2 One day I'll go get it like dripped out, but for now, I'm stabbing.

Speaker 2 If you have so much wax that you have to go to the hospital,

Speaker 2 like that's bad. Yeah, also, there's a drum in there.
Beat it.

Speaker 2 The fuck? Neil Peerdip.

Speaker 2 Hail Satan. Hail Gilbert Godfrey, baby.
I found this t-shirt. Oh, wow.
Yeah, I just saw that. Great shirt.

Speaker 2 Yeah, fuck yeah. Rock and roll.
See you guys next week. Bye.

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