L12: THE FINALE ... of Cube2Cube [LIVE ft. Special Guests!]

Hi, everybody.

Welcome.

Thanks so much.

We're coming to the show.

It's so great to see everybody here.

What a great crowd.

This is it?

Sort of.

I mean, you know, it's not it, it, but it's it for now, for live shows for now.

We have a lot of fun surprises in store for you.

Thanks for making it out.

We are in our fifth and final season.

The finale is in process.

It's very good and very poignant,

both from the characters' perspectives and our own.

And we are so glad we got to do another show here at the Bell House.

Now, because in the show, we are nearing our last episode, and it sort of wouldn't fit for us to put an episode in in this timeline.

So we're going to set this between episodes 517 and 518.

So what we normally would do would be to ask someone who has a particularly good Jeremy Crutchley impression to read our new crawl for us.

But somebody actually already volunteered to do that, so we're going to bring them out now.

Come on out.

It's Jeremy Crutchley, ladies and gentlemen.

Yeah, you got to get get the real thing.

Fun fact: this is the first time we've ever met him in person, so this is just as exciting for us.

All right, so Jeremy, whenever you're ready, you and Shane can take it away.

Thank you.

The end of the space road is on the horizon,

The ass end

and the intrepid crew of the Bargerian Jade

Seaman Knight Pleck Deck Setter

C fifty

Da

A J two eight eight four

Nermut Bundaloy

and Justin Balweet

They blast towards their destinies full of hope fear

and a nagging suspicion that they've sort of left a lot of loose ends dangling about

as their inevitable confrontation with their whack arch enemy, Corbalthor

draws closer

and closer

and closer.

The crew has brief respite in hyperspace as they confront the reality that their stories

and perhaps their lives

are finally drawing to a close.

Really, I think they should be phoning their moms or

something, something,

whatever.

It's not up to me.

I'll be okay.

I'll be okay.

Now, with mere hours left before it all comes to an end, our heroes

must take stock of their lives, their friendships, their to-do lists

before it is all

too late

on their nearly

finished

Mission

to

the

body

of the body.

Wow.

Wow, what?

I was just thinking, you know, it's sort of the end, you know, as I'm looking out the window and seeing all the...

End of what?

The what?

What's it the end of?

The end of our journey.

We're almost to Mufalata Secundus.

We're about to confront Corbalevor.

Yeah, but we're going to do something after that, right?

Not for a while, probably.

Really?

We're just going to, like, stop?

Well, I mean, chances are good we're going to die, AJ, but even if we don't, I think we deserve a break, right?

What?

What, Bargie?

What is it?

Pleck, did you say

die?

Yeah, I mean, I don't want to scare you guys, but, like, this is a big deal.

We're about to confront somebody who has been preparing to defeat us for years.

Check, check.

Why are we all talking into microphones right now?

Yeah, actually,

that's sort of a good question, Dar.

All right, everyone, calm down.

Okay.

Yeah, Bargie, listen, I know you and you and C-53 have been rushing around the ship, sort of like setting stuff up.

And I kind of tried to ignore it, but there's a lot going on.

Yeah, we're all on mic.

Also, seriously, we're not doing anything after we'll do something.

We're gonna hang out, obviously.

I just don't want to make any promises.

I mean, if we're not going on a mission, are we gonna really hang out?

Are we just gonna say we're going to?

I mean, that's a good question.

Don't worry, guy, I have a sound guy coming in right now.

He's setting up the mics, he's fixing it up.

It's got a switch

C53, you know,

C53.

You know, I'm still getting used to this keck body.

It's got some new mics to it.

No, you don't see anything.

You're the one of us who should be.

That should be your first move looking for this win.

Well, fair enough.

So, uh, what are the mics for?

Well, Bargie and I realize,

you know, we haven't done a proper finale for Cube to Q.

Wait.

What's cube to cube?

No, AJ, you know what cube to be.

AJ to cube is.

I like that question.

I feel like someone should answer that question for everybody present.

Wait, is this

the the podcast where you guys

do drugs?

It's about more than that.

It's about pop culture.

Pop culture.

It's about

previous episodes of the podcast.

Some may call it a very irritating experience.

So, you guys are doing like a finale?

Yeah.

Why?

Well, AJ, you just said we might all die, so.

Right, but like it's a podcast, it doesn't need a finale.

Yeah, that's a pretty good point.

That's a good

whoa, AJ.

The sound guy did not like that comment.

Yeah.

Yeah, AJ, don't tempt the board off.

You know, they're gonna.

I'm just saying, it's like it's a podcast.

Just don't put it out anymore.

Well, I guess my question, though, is, Bargie C53, like, usually you guys just do it.

You know, C53's got a mic.

Bargie's recording internally.

What's all the mics about?

Like, why are you doing it like this?

You make it a show.

You bring in a live audience.

Wait, there's...

Who are these?

Bargie, where did all these people come come from?

We're in hyperspace.

How did people get aboard the ship?

Also, it's a podcast.

Why does it have to be live?

The whole point of it is that it's not live.

Yeah, it's also there's no visual element to it.

Why are people going to come sit in a room while we just all talk in a microphone?

That's insane.

All right.

Well, I don't know.

We put out the call on the previous episode of the podcast, and this is how many people showed up.

That's pretty good.

That's not bad.

Well, I guess, you know,

the other question I have is: you guys don't have any hyper-proton fuel.

What's the plan?

Are you guys just going to do it normal?

Yeah,

sure.

Yeah.

You never needed it.

You never needed drugs to be cool.

All right, well, I guess we have a few hours until we get to Mufflad of Secundus.

Dan Nerman is our director.

Hello.

I've got a clipboard here.

Okay, so everyone, you should check your email because you've got the rundown of the day and we've got talent listed in descending order of importance.

Ascending order.

Descending.

I'm the director.

Okay.

Talent.

It's a podcast, I mean, right?

AJ, relax.

I can see your shitty and grin through your helmet.

Nermit, did you say descending order of importance?

Why are there three empty spaces before my name at the bottom?

Several of the guests were not able to make it.

So at least I should.

They're still more important than that.

Their absence is still.

Okay, alright.

It says sound op.

What does that do?

What sound op?

Yeah, so you.

Here's a soundboard for you.

It's a simple keypad, easy.

So you're just going to fire the sound cues during the show.

None of these are labeled.

Yeah, Pleck, they all each make a separate sound.

No, I know that, but how do I know which sound each one makes?

It's a podcast.

Yes.

Just wing it.

Nobody's going to give a shit.

Don't worry about it.

I can see your eyes scrunching up again through your helmet like you're saying, I just said something funny.

Can I just say something?

If we've got real people here watching a real show for the end of Cube to Cube, we can't be self-indulgent and spend an hour and a half chucking around before we get to the show.

Can we get started?

Okay.

Some would say that is the show.

Okay, I'm just gonna hit one of these buttons.

Oh, that's good.

Good one.

Yeah.

Hey, all right.

Welcome to the final episode of Cube to Cube.

No more, Fenito.

It's done so.

That's right, the squid.

This is, well, this is the end of a long road.

Everyone, nod if you can hear me on your headsets.

Oh, great.

Seems like we could have done that before we started recording.

Now, as you know, Cube2Cube is a podcast about so many things.

That's right.

Movies.

Uh-huh.

Memories.

Yep.

Hyper-proton fuel.

I mean, probably first and foremost, yeah.

And solid and gaseous members of our society.

Yes, very true.

And today, for our final episode, we will be taking a moment to honor each and every one.

Every member of our society is going to be honored on today's episode.

Alright, let's just name names.

Let's just name names.

Sure.

Quorg.

Ferris Helfer.

Tabulon 5.

Hacken Tofantisk.

Timelo Jimbai.

Bill.

Yeah, yeah, what is it, AJ?

So this is the podcast?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm just glad they have a creative outlet, you know?

Yeah, sure.

I know, it's super important.

Now, as you know, back in the day, C and I used to be talking mile a minute, which would be insane.

We would have hyper-proton fuel from top to bottom of our sentient beings, but not today.

We decided to slow it down

and also talk about murder.

Yeah, Bleck.

Okay, that's fine.

This is back when we were more of a true crime podcast.

Yeah, we can work that in.

Sure.

Yeah, we're going to murder someone soon.

What?

I have suggestions.

Oh, yeah, we'd love to hear him.

Dar, how do you think we should kill Cor Baelvor?

Oh,

suggestions for killing Corbaelvor.

Yeah, that's who we're on the way to go kill, I assume.

You know,

I hope it doesn't come to that, but if it's...

Okay,

it's going to be a while.

We don't have to watch it.

You know, of course, kind of like a misunderstood.

Guy, you know.

What about him have we misunderstood?

It's just that maybe

he's like felt a little vengeful for past wrongdoings.

You know, that could really drive a sentient crazy.

See, you know?

See, I found hyper prototype too.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

Time for housekeeping for the jokers.

Woo!

And steigers of housekeeping.

Housekeeping.

Birds, what do you got going on?

Today we're going to talk about the things that we didn't talk about in the other parts of the show.

What are five nouns we forgot to mention in all 1,000 episodes of the day?

They never talked about bananas.

You did it.

They never talked about playgrounds.

Never did.

Never talked about going on a luxury cruise with your parents.

Never did.

You know what?

You almost did, but I said, Don't you dare.

Don't you dare.

Yeah, and I didn't do it.

But we're bringing it up now.

We didn't talk about fashionable headbands not making a comeback.

And then that fifth thing we didn't talk about was water, which is weird.

So, So this is a segment?

Yep, it's a segment, brother.

Watch out!

So, oh,

listen.

Hey, audience, like, say no to drugs.

Boo.

Nerd.

And I'm not saying that just because I can't process most drugs.

Ooh, yeah, let's get into it.

Let's dive deep with AJ.

It's called the AJ Minute.

All right, AJ Minute, let's kick it up.

AJ Minute, take it.

AJ, go.

AJ, 58 seconds.

Oh,

I don't do drugs because I lack a gland that can process them because it was too expensive for the cloners to make, and so they just left it out.

I don't have the enzymes to break down a drug.

That's a great general.

It's terrific.

Everyone, AJ has moved up a slot on the talent list.

The audience is loving the same.

Nice job, AJ.

You're up.

Oh,

what?

Now, the theme of today's episode is accepting the inevitable end.

And also, it's time for some voicemail.

Oh, voicemail.

That's right.

Can we get that playback?

Uh, maybe.

What goes it?

Wrong!

Sorry, I don't have no labels on these.

Bleck, do are you gonna do your job or are you gonna pretend?

But I

okay, well, we know that one's pop culture.

Okay, yeah.

No.

Or for two,

guys.

Listen, there's

giving you one more chance.

Yeah!

All right.

Okay.

Black, you're back in the show.

Thank you.

All right.

Barge, do we have any good voicemails?

We have a bunch of new voicemails.

I don't know who they are yet until they show up.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

Any guests at any moment now?

And leave some sort of voicemail that Bargie has queued up for the show.

Here it is.

Hello, this is

Burt Brock.

Burt Brock?

I don't know Burt Brock.

Burt Brock.

I was wondering if you'd ever come back.

Now that you're gone, would you come back?

Because a lot of people have asked me

if I come back.

And I'm wondering, is there a future beyond this, the end?

And also,

did Pleck ever jug?

Well, to answer the second question first, no.

Yeah, no, the answer is no.

That voicemail, wow.

I feel like that voicemail, for the first three-quarters of it, I was like, this guy's calling into the wrong podcast.

And then it got real specific at the end.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Pretty weird.

Barge, what do you think?

I think you just accept what's coming to you and you never look back and you never do things twice, and you know, you have no regrets, is what I say.

Wow.

That's good advice, Bargie.

And then you get jucked up if it's not.

Do we got another voicemail?

We showed you coming up.

Well, Eric, okay, yeah, Eric.

Hi, I I couldn't tell if it beeped, so I'm I'm just gonna start my voicemail now.

Uh

hi, I am a ship.

Okay.

A big fan, Bargie.

Really big.

I'm a really big ship.

And

I was wondering how you keep

passengers off of you.

How you just stand up for yourself and say, no, you cannot board.

Also, did Pleck ever.

You know what?

I don't even want to think about it.

To answer your second question first, no.

And honestly, for the second one, I want you to answer it.

See, Barge, this is a great honor.

Do you feel

How does Barge keep passengers off her?

Well, a lot of times you take off with the back door open.

Yeah, I do that.

It's hard to hang on.

You know, I've got these pet claws, and before I had clamp hands, you know, and sometimes people just don't have the grip.

Hey, Nermit.

Yeah.

Is this going well?

Oh,

oh, yeah.

It is.

This is by far the best episode of Cube to Cube.

Ow.

Also, craft services just got here about two hours late.

It's going to be awkward, but we can kind of individually go eat.

Anyway,

Nermit.

Nermit, your whole thing is organization.

It really feels like you're flying by the seat of your pants right now.

My pants were eaten by rats.

I know.

You got to get more pants, bud.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

I'm going to press another one of these buttons.

Okay.

Oh, Nermit.

One of these buttons plays Speeder Ride?

Nermit, you loaded your own single onto the soundboard night my that's Berman's single how do I how do I turn this up

okay black you're about to lose that board op job I literally did Nermit just handed this to me like ten minutes ago should we have the professional sound person we hired do it I could like take over for you

yeah I think that would be for the best

thanks I mean I don't know why you guys asked me to do it in the first place

Sorry for trying to involve you.

Also,

just a warning that we are about to start recording.

Nerman!

Wait, wait, Nerman, Nerman!

Yeah.

Are you telling me we just missed all that gold?

All those

high energy.

If you record the first bit, you're going to start, you're just going to ramp up.

Start on the top of the 30,000-foot flight, baby.

We're only at 30,000 feet.

We should be flying much higher.

Hey, here's a question.

If we are all going to die,

is

this how we want to spend kind of some of our last moments?

Yeah, I mean, actually, AJ really brings up a good point.

This is a new segment, we'll call it confessions.

Oh, I like it, Barge.

All right.

AJ, what do you got?

Is this how you want to be spending your final moments?

I don't get the whole podcast thing.

I'm sort of like, what's a podcast?

That's, I guess, what I'm asking.

Well, the term podcast originally came from, you know, the planet Kleldulax, and people would be birthed into those pods, and they would have to cast out an embryonic tendril into the brain of a nearby mammal and then broadcast their thoughts into that brain so it would tear open the pod and release them.

And sometimes you get ad sponsorships.

Yeah, also, that was part of it.

Yeah.

Oh, speaking of, I think we have an ad right now.

AJ, maybe you should read it.

Okay.

Wow.

When I'm flying through space and I want to keep things cool,

nothing's better than a cool pack coal sack.

I know that we do a lot of these sorts of things, but this is something I actually use.

Yeah, so type in the code C2C

and get 20% off a pack.

So what?

you said all that.

So now they think that I actually use this?

Yeah, that's right.

Because I said it on a podcast.

Everyone believes it 100%.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, this is a part of the podcast where I say the stakes just got a little higher because my hall will not close officially, and we're starting to lose stuff.

So I say it all.

The audience is much smaller.

Yeah, we're losing audience members.

Oh, I guarantee we're losing audience members.

Yep.

Yeah, I could have told you that.

Well, Barge, you know, since it's the finale, I think we ought to take some calls from listeners.

Oh, okay, sure.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Do we have anyone on the soundboard?

Incoming call.

Okay, great.

Hey, you're on with Seep and the Squid.

What's your question, Carl?

What do you want?

Wow, I made it through.

Yes, you did.

You're our first and only caller.

Wow.

Okay, big, big fan.

And RG, I have seen all of your holos, and I read all of the gossip columns about you, and I know everything about your love life.

Fantastic.

So, my question is: if I'm a droid and I'm in love with a Tolorean,

how much nagging is too much nagging?

Well, why don't we go to a clip to my last dating?

Ah, Bargy.

What's wrong with your face?

We dated for 19 months.

Wow.

It's a long relationship.

That was really helpful.

Thank you.

I'm not sure how, but I'm glad you got some closure, Caller.

Yeah, thank you so much.

Big man.

Okay.

Hey, wow.

Director, do we have any other callers in here?

Do we have another call coming in?

Great.

It's happening.

Caller, you're on with Sef and the Squid.

What is your question?

Hi, Seifer the Squid.

My name is Eric Seven.

Seven.

Hello, Eric.

Seven.

And I

just wanted to ask,

what is your morning skincare routine like?

Sorry, is that a question for the bug or for the ship?

That's a question for the ship.

I'm looking to know what your morning skincare routine is for your metal exterior chassis your bow your stern

your port and your starboard well funny you ask because it's our latest ad sponsor AJ take it away

hey everybody it's me Bargie

When I get started in the morning, you wanna know how I get my glow?

Well, well,

that's easy.

Chipshine 9000.

It's an exfoliant and industrial strength metal cleaner.

Just a dab on my hull or my bow

or my stern

or my port.

Uh-huh.

Or aft even.

Sometimes on the radar dish.

Code is

C to C.

This is Baji, and I approve of this ad.

Thank you, caller.

Thank you, first time, long time.

That was really confusing.

Yeah.

You put the story of the podcast into the ads.

Yeah, no, I get that part.

I'm told advertisers hate it.

Yeah, advertisers hate it.

Yeah, we haven't had any ads in a while.

I wonder if that's...

Yeah, probably unrelated.

Okay.

But I think this relates to our new segment that we will create a new song for called Plex Breakdown.

Plex

Breakdown!

I like this new sound guy.

This guy can follow me.

Okay.

Now, when you say Plex Breakdown, do you want me to have a breakdown or break something down?

Keep talking the way you want.

Hey, whatever you want to do, buddy.

Okay.

They both qualify.

Okay, Pleck Dexter here.

Thanks for listening to the show.

I hope you're enjoying the finale.

I just want to say a couple things.

One, if my parents are listening to this, I would like to apologize for not calling you as I head to what probably will be my last adventure.

Sorry to interrupt.

Please tie it into murder as well.

This is the murder song.

You don't have another song?

You got to play the murder song?

Now that's a breakdown.

Okay.

I hope he has tissues.

What?

Do you have tissues with you, Papa?

In case you cry.

Oh, yeah.

No, no,

I don't need need that.

I refuse to believe that.

Go deep, go deep, go deep.

I just want to say, you know, I think this is probably as good a time as any.

We're headed towards our destinies.

Some of us have prophecies, some of us don't, but I think we can all agree.

Well, humble brag.

Wait, what?

No, I mean, we're all in it together is what I'm saying.

Raise your hand if you have a prophecy.

Okay.

Okay, well no, I mean it's all oh wow the sound guy?

Oh the sound guy

wait wait hold on sound guy.

What's your prophecy?

It had something to do with the worm.

I don't totally remember what the thing was, but I think I like beat a worm or something.

That seems easy.

I think that will all come to light very soon.

Hold on a second.

You know enough about a prophecy about you to know it's about a worm and that's it?

I mean.

Oh, sorry.

Has your prophecy always been crystal clear player

i think it's like a good one though okay yeah probably i hope so good luck man keep us posted

hey nermit yeah

still think this is going well

aj i haven't actually started recording yet but nermit i think i think i'm gonna

i'm gonna record yeah

we haven't recorded any of this

no but it's getting i'm once it's are we're gonna nermit i need you you to turn the recorder on right now.

Fine.

And I want a caller.

Okay.

You're on with Seif and the Squid.

What is your question?

Hey, this is Jack.

Oh,

Jack.

Father of Cheyenne, the very handsome panel ball.

Oh, dude.

Listen, things have been weird since you left.

A bunch of kids built a big golf course

and pushed our panel ball into one of the holes

and we can't get out,

so we need a lot of people to sing a big chord so we could grow legs to get out of the golf hole.

Wait, oh, this is a tough voicemail to get when we're on the way somewhere else.

Yeah, and in a different galaxy.

But we have a couple hundred people here who could maybe all sing this chord together.

Oh, that's a good point.

Also, if the chord is bad, we'll explode.

Oh, wow.

Oh, boy.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah.

As long as it's a good chord.

I think AJ should kick it off, right?

Why me?

Oh, yeah, because I was in Clint Sink.

That's right.

I do have a history in the biz.

Okay.

So, alright, we gotta get him out of this golf hole.

Okay.

So let's start audience with some of you go, bah.

There you go, good, good.

And then some of you go, uh,

there you go, uh.

AJ, I don't think you're military great sketch correct sounds right.

That's good.

Oh, no.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no.

We done.

Oh, no.

Oh no!

It was!

Wow.

Wow, that really could have gone either way for a second there.

Hey, what are you guys even doing?

Oh, hey, Justin.

Hey, Justin.

We're just doing cube to.

We're trying to slap.

It's Justin.

I'm trying to slap.

Justin, we know.

It's sorry.

We're just doing the last Cube to Cube.

What?

You know, Cube to Cube, the podcast that Bargie and I do.

Justin, do you, as a young person, do you listen to podcasts?

No, I only watch Talk Talks.

Ah, yeah.

Yeah, sure.

You know, CBD3, Bargie, maybe you should consider doing like a Talk Talk thing instead of.

Well, we put a couple of episodes of Cube to Cube on Talk Talk, and they were roundly criticized.

You guys have a problem.

You should stop doing drugs.

Hey, buddy, why don't you back off?

I care about you.

What?

What?

It's not good.

Like, do you think this is good?

Do you think what's...

We haven't even started recording because you've been...

Oh, God, I told you to start recording.

I might.

Ooh, now that...

That's a breakdown.

I'm sick of it.

I'm sick of always, like, everyone being like, no, AJ, no, AJ.

It's like, I'm awesome.

I kick ass.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I'm sick of you dumping on my podcast.

This podcast brings a lot of people a lot of joy.

So why don't you back off, tough guy?

And I say, why don't you integrate what you're saying right now to the slatest and green so we can actually get some junking money out of this?

You know, sometimes when I'm thirsty, the thing I really want to reach for is a big old glass of GERP milk.

It's already got the vitamins that I need,

and it's tasty, too.

When I'm having an emotional breakdown, how did you guys like write this in the copy?

We got a lot of live writers just working on this.

When I'm having an emotional breakdown, arguing with my friends about what exactly a podcast is,

I really like a tall, cool glass of GERT milk right by my side.

Dirt milk.

GERD milk.

It's a great tag.

To be clear, clear, GERD is not a brand, it's an animal.

Yeah.

That was not a paid sponsorship, just sort of.

If it's not a paid sponsorship, what is it?

Oh, that's kind of a good question.

Nermit, yeah.

So we just read it for what?

You don't love animals?

No, I do, but like.

AJ, you don't love animals?

I do, AJ, you don't love animals?

What's happening?

Well, that's what's fine today.

That's all we got from our friend, AJ.

Oh.

that was another AJ Minute that had an end but not a start.

Yeah.

I just find it sort of strange that we've done four ads without having rolled yet.

Now I don't want to alarm anybody, but it's a final voicemail from a group of people.

Oh, multiple people left a voicemail together?

Okay, great.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

That's a huge.

How many people I think are on this phone?

Oh, wow.

A lot of people share a phone.

It's normal.

Yeah, sure.

All right.

Let's play it.

Hi.

My name's Lair Trammell, and

I work for the Intergalactic Universal Census.

And you members of the Bargary and Jade have...

not returned any of the census forms

and have made my life jucking miserable.

And I found that you have time for a podcast, but not time for the forms.

Oh, right, I forgot.

This is that census worm that has like ten or nine heads.

Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah,

so it's less of a question, more of an airing of grievance.

Although, there is one question: if Pleck has jucked and has sired children, then I'm going to need to know that number because that's extra people to put on.

You can at least fill that part of the

other heads of the census aliens.

Yeah, what's the same?

Yeah, the other heads have grievances?

What are they?

Oh, look, how's it going?

I was just calling this my first time listening a long time calling.

Rules I don't talk to, but I want to get a personal invitation to boss.

Come on, let's talk about proposal.

Wait, that was one of the census worm heads?

Yeah, keep going.

I think we gotta play the murder music.

I don't think I did anything for this.

I think that would have cursed me.

Yeah, not good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Juntawa, Juntawa.

Juntawa takes Juntawa.

That checks out.

Juntawa.

That's good.

That's good.

Yeah, you know when you're one of many heads on one body and you have a crush on one of the other heads?

What do you do to get together to head the tension?

Hi, I am the final head of the census, and I just wanted to point out that we are at the end of the census, and sometimes reaching the end is the most important yet most difficult part to just say we're done with the census.

Very wise.

Very wise.

That's a good point.

That's a good point.

I didn't get it.

What?

The end is hard, but it's also important?

Nah.

Right?

Well, see, I think that, uh.

I think we should, uh.

I think we should, uh, start recording.

I literally.

Angry.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

You know what I'm going through Z.

Yay.

You feel what I'm feeling to see?

Yay!

You feel what you're feeling.

We better do some hyper protocol.

You're my guys friend.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

I mean, you told us I'm shut about a podcast ending, for real.

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Yeah.

So, Mujan, you had an idea of where we'd start.

Oh, sure.

Okay.

So

this is very important.

This is a big part of the episode.

If everyone could just meow like a tiny cat.

It's not on the sheet, and it's not.

Shut up.

It's on the sheet.

Shut up.

It's on the sheet.

I'll do an example.

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One, two, three.

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