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Brief Recess is a smart, funny, and deeply insightful look at the American legal system, the real stories, the loopholes, and all the ways the law shapes everyday life.

It's hosted by attorney and viral TikTok star Michael Foote and his best friend, Melissa Malbranch. They bring humor and clarity to the pressing legal questions that we all have.

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Welcome to Brief Recess. I'm Michael Foote.
I'm Melissa Malbranch.

Today we're going to be talking about the last time I was ever seen in public in a romper, Melissa's last time out in an estate sale, the Diddy trial, the time Melissa had to talk to her mother about water sports.

Monica Lewinsky, deep dives into cases about special immigration juvenile status, an interview with Congressman Robert Garcia, and all the questions you send me in my DMs.

I'm Michael Foote. I'm a criminal defense lawyer and an immigration attorney here in New York City.
I am the first thing you see.

in the morning and the last thing you see before your husband disappears. Melissa, would you like to introduce yourself? I can't believe you just said that.
My name is Melissa Malbranch.

I am absolutely, positively not a lawyer. I stand by that.
I had been working in the nonprofit space for about 25 years now. And Michael and I met, I'd say about 10 years ago.

We've been really good friends ever since. You called me when your cat died.
And that's how I knew we were close friends. Your cat was dying and you called me instead of your husband.

I did because I knew that you would understand what I was going through, but you wouldn't be as emotional about it as my husband. People often come to me when they want a...

a direct emotionless answer, unless it's like a Saturday night and I've been drinking. In Brooklyn and eaten Taco Bell.

We're going to be talking about all sorts of legal things that come up in the headlines.

I've really wanted to start this show with my best friend Melissa because there are so many long form things I can't talk about on social media.

And people love coming to like my feeds to learn a little something about what's happening with immigration law, what's going on in court.

But I can't like really expand or they can't, it's hard for me to answer all their questions. So you'll hear a lot on this show.

We constantly are going to be returning to this notion of like, what can we be doing? Right. Like, I hate the concept of doom scrolling.

I hate the notion that people aren't like supporting each other.

I hate this idea that like, oh, we're descending into fascism and like. That's it.
It was like a think piece.

I hate that idea.

I want people to feel empowered to sort of like flex their democratic muscles to affect some sort of change in their community, even if it's going to a small protest, even if it's like working and volunteering at like your food bank and sort of like looking at the headlines, seeing what's happening, and then explaining what's going on and then exactly what you can do about it, rather than it just being like, Well, that sucks, on to the next article, right?

Exactly.

So, I could never do like a full romper situation. I feel like I've seen you in a romper, and I don't think that's true at all.
Where'd you see me in a romper?

You were out here on these streets in a romper.

Um,

this morning, Andre asked me if I was starting work at a garage.

Okay, murder on the dance floor, Jesus Christ, Andre. Andre.
That is. No, no, no.
So Andre is, I mean, you know, Andre, a very conservative little man, like, dresses like everybody's dad. Yes.

Like, so, like, anything out of the ordinary. I feel like I've given him some things that don't fit me.
Like, they're too small, so I give them to him. You have not?

I feel like I've given him a sweater over the years. I feel like that might be your other black friend that you've given things.
Okay, immediately, instantly racist.

I mean, no, not racist, but I mean, I feel like,

I feel like there are black people who know what I'm talking about. Sometimes you are your white friend's only black friend.
They have like two. Yeah.
No, I understand.

I'm the only gay friend for a lot of people. And I'm treated like a mascot sometimes.
They're like, get the gay one at the wedding. Get that? No cat.
You'll get the party started.

No, we need someone who's looking cute at the or something nice. Something.

Like a good dress. What's his name again? Mark? It's never.
Like you're not Mike.

Like you're not Mike. I am Mike to a very specific group of people.
One demographic calls me Mike. I'm going to give you one chance to guess.
Yeah. Is it somebody from like your childhood?

It's the guy fixing my dishwasher. It's like the guy fixing the like the plumbing in my apartment.
It's always like a man over a certain age who

they don't know you. Yeah.
And they say the name is Mike over there. No.
No, it's like my dad's friends. It's like people who know me.

It's It's men of a certain white, straight men of a certain age are like, Mike, how's it going? It's a very long island thing. Okay.
People randomly call me Michelle for no good reason.

I've called you way worse than Michelle. Yeah, there are worse things.
Behind your back and to your face. What did you do this weekend? Well, you were working at the garage.
I was, yeah.

I changed the carburetor. Brad will look me right in the eye and be like, oh, Professor Plum is joining us.
If I'm wearing like a sweater and a time, Jesus Christ, it's actually so diabolical.

I don't catch strays in in my house. I catch them straight to the face.
What I do this weekend.

So this is wardrobe changing time for me. So I do this biannually.
Oh, Melissa loves a good, I do, a good closet cleanout special.

But I like, I recorded something and I was going to post it to TikTok, but I'm not like you. I am not a prolific poster.

If you're thinking about posting something to TikTok, my number one rule, don't be precious with it. Post it unedited, broken.
I am not precious at all. Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no. That's not it.

It's just a mess. But I was just like, I am actually embarrassed at the amount of shit that I own.
It is.

But those are the videos that everyone loves.

Those are the videos of mine that blow up when I'm like, it's, hey, I had to pick up a client and I'm wearing coochie cutters and a crop top that's mesh because it's Pride Month.

And I ended up having to go to the precinct. And it's always so mortifying for me.
But those are the videos that usually blow up. I mean, I don't, I actually don't care if the video blows up or not.

I mean, maybe I should, but I don't care. But I care that I feel like I have become victim to over consuming, right? Yeah.
And to be fair, I do buy a lot of thrifted items.

I, you know, we know I love an estate sale. So it's not,

but I do buy things also. So you need to be clear about that.
Yeah. And no judgment here.
I'm a violent consumer. I am judging myself.
Okay. I am judging myself.

I am where disposable income goes to meet its disposal.

I I don't want to be that person.

But there's a difference between not wanting to be someone and accepting who you are. Know thyself.

I know myself and I am a bitch with too much shit.

And not enough space.

Do you have storage? So that's the thing, right? Is that every year I pack up twice a year I pack on my shit and I take it to storage, a storage facility outside of my shit. Okay, okay.

So that is actually cry for help. Yeah, it is a little bit of a...

I need someone to come in and tell me what to do. I'll do it.
No, not you.

Sorry. I need somebody who's not my.
I love that my friends don't want to fucking. No, no, no, no, no.
They're like, I'm like, oh, I'd love to come over to dinner. They're like, get fucked.
No,

no, no, because you will, because you will enable me. No.
Yes.

I throw everything out. I'm like, Brad, this has been here for a week.
It is a, it's our tax return. I think we should either, you know, post it online or throw it out.

Like, I'm like, this can't be sitting here. I feel like you would come over and we just wouldn't get anything done.
I feel like it would turn into a runway.

I do think that we would probably do some sort of fashion show. I don't want that.
Actually, comment below if you do want to see me go to Melissa's house. We do a full wardrobe.
I could, yeah.

If there's somebody out there who wants to help me

take a good long hard look at my wardrobe and be like, bitch, you're never going to wear this. And if you want to enable this dysfunction, please comment on this video that you want us to do.

I am doing a little fashion montage. This is actually a cry for help and you're not helping.
No, I think we do a link and people then can then donate to our,

and then we see how much money people give us to do it. I am not asking anybody for money.

I'm not.

And this is how you get ahead in life.

Maybe. Actually, speaking of, I saw Alyssa this weekend.
That messy bitch. We love her, though.

How do we describe Alyssa? Describe Alyssa for the viewers at home. Alyssa is our very close mutual friend.

She's like a really good friend if you want to do something because Alyssa is down for whatever. Yes.
She's down for whatever. Hey, Alyssa, let's go to Croatia.
Yes.

And I do, I get the sense that like her,

her doorman like doesn't know what she looks like because she's never home. Like she's always out.
Like she's

never out in these streets. Yeah.

I have to tell you, I track Alyssa. And yeah, I do too.
I follow her. Yeah.
Because for her own safety. For her own.
And I'm not even kidding. For her own safety.

I am oftentimes worried about where she is has anybody seen her where is she melissa will text me in the middle of the night and she'll be like i can't sleep just check in have you heard from alyssa recently i do feel like we should probably keep an eye on her alyssa is alyssa taught me how to be chaotic that is who she is in my life she's sort of like uh like the personification of like the winchester mystery home like she's just sort of like stove is on keys are out i went to her apartment once and there was like all this broken glass in front of the building and And I was like, ooh, rough neighborhood.

It was like the West Village. Right.
I go into the apartment. And she had dropped something.
I was like, there's so much broken glass. And she was like, oh, yeah.

I dropped like a whole bag of groceries out there earlier. That was me.
Like a 200-person unit. And it was her.

Yeah. But I did see her.
I took her to a drag queen's birthday party. We went to Miss Mamshe.
Again, let me, just one second.

I was not invited. No.
And

for your own protection and safety, you would have not gone out at midnight on a a Friday night. Oh, for sure.
No.

But, but, but ask me.

Ask me. No, I don't want to be told no one more time.
Get my hopes up. Get all excited.
Well, you won't get your hopes up because you know better, right?

Because you know I'm probably not coming, but I would like to be included. Okay, okay, okay.
I'll just.

It was also like deep in Brooklyn, and you don't live anywhere near that. No, I don't.
You would have been like, this is a four-hour flight for me to get there from where I live.

When I first started dating my now husband, I i was living in brooklyn and he was not yeah and it felt like a long distance relationship it really really did and i mean and it really wasn't that far in the theory but it felt what did we say it'd be like that it'd be like that and it felt like to be like that behind god's back brad lived in hoboken oh god And when you have to transfer, when you have to cross state lines, interstate commerce like that, it really does.

I was all the way in the East Village. There was like no like clear transit.
It was, it was, it was actually really a pain in the ass.

Part of how Diddy got in trouble just crossed the state line.

We're three minutes into the episode and Diddy's already come on. We're already talking about Diddy trafficking.

Okay, we're going to go right into sidebars. Okay.
And I think we've got a nice natural entree into the Diddy case because Melissa's mother, Magali, throw up a photo of Magali, CJ. She is an icon.

She is the moment. She is she.
She is her. She is

all of. Yes, Yes.
My mother is.

We often say that my mom is the queen of the kingdom in her mind. Yes.
Allege.

She is every woman.

Yeah, it's all in her. Yeah.
It's all.

And she will never listen to this show.

She might. If I tell her that we give her a shout out, I oh, okay, yeah.
What is the department of redundancy department she calls it? Depot.

I'm not going to do the accent because I'll get canceled.

So my mom has always loved like a salacious legal case. Sure.
Right. I mean, who doesn't? A lot of moms do.
Right. So like I remember back in the day, you were a child.
However, the O.J.

Simpson case, my mother was living for this case. Oh.
Living for this. Every mom in America.
Cut to Diddy. And my mom is just like, cut through 30 years of history.
We're straight to Diddy.

Straight to Diddy. She's also really into like the, what's his name? Johnny Depp one.
Like she was into. Yep.
Uh-huh. So now she's got nothing but time.
So,

I mean, we all strive to be retired. Yeah, we do.
Yeah. I would love that.
So she was like, have you been watching the Diddy case? And I was like, to be honest, not really.

Like, I'm in and I'm out or whatever. And she's like, well, he's definitely going to go to jail.
This is before. This was when it was first really hitting the headlines.

And I was just like, yeah, it's not looking very good for him. And her whole.

I mean, it didn't end well for him. I mean, it ended better than

it had. Those, if someone drew a sketch of me, the way those court reporters drew sketches of Diddy,

I would be on the evening news. Michael Foote threw himself off a building in embarrassment.

That was so wicked, wild, diabolical. That was a crime in and of itself, drawing sketches.
I mean, you reap what you sow, Sean.

What?

And also, let me, let me. You guys haven't heard someone say you reap what you sow in quite some time.
I say that all the time. It's very Mel Gibson and signs.

Like, he's very much, it is very much like this bucolic imagery it evokes of like,

you're in the fields growing corn. You reap what you sow.
You do. You reap what you sow.
That is such a, that's an American farmer subsidy shout out right there.

Shout out to you, all the American farmers working hard here in these, in this country, in the Midwest. So her whole thing was he's definitely going to jail.

And I was like, okay, it's not looking good for him. Why do you think that?

right agreed and melissa called me and told me this and i walked straight into the street with my dog didn't look either direction i had the most uncomfortable conversation with my mother about water sports

my mother was convinced that this man was going to go to jail because he had engaged in water sports. This was in her mind.
Make it clear. This was the crime that he committed in her mind.

This was the crime. And I was trying to explain to my mom i'm like well

it's not some people like that no melissa se pausina she's she's rewriting the legislation she was like include water sports as a as a federal crime she's like people don't like that and i was just like

i i mean they might and she was just like no he's going straight to jail for you

i should also no due process no jurisprudence this is why he should go to jail he deserves it. I mean, and again, back in the day, Monica Lewinsky, my mom, I was in the car with my mom.

I will never forget this. Listen to some NPR show or something where they were talking about Monica Lewinsky's sexual past.

And Monica Lewinsky and I are around the same age, give or take, a year or two. And I think it came out that before

Bill, Monica had had like maybe... two or three sexual partners beforehand.
And my mom was like, ah,

disgusting. Oh, no.

And so I'm in the car with my mom and I'm driving and I am not making any. Yeah, meanwhile, you can't move.
No, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And I went home and I called a friend of mine. And I locked the door.
I waited till she was.

My mom was upset that Monica Lewinsky has had like one or two guys. And she was like, did you keep your mouth shut? I was like,

firmly. So this is who my mom is.

But for dinner, we have to, well, first of all, I might, I think I'm going to meet Monica Lewinsky next week. Can I call you? I know.

I'll text you the details.

I really want to.

It is like my friend, anyway, is getting me in to meet with her. So I don't know if I can like sneak someone in, but I won't bring you to the drag queen's birthday.

I will bring you to meet Monica Lewis. Yeah, like pick and choose, my friend.
Yeah. Yeah.
I feel like that's equally, you know, excuse me. I think if I have to choose, I'd rather meet Monica Lewinsky.

Well, okay, but let me explain the drag queen. Miss Mamshe, she does a deadpan drag to like very hilarious songs like ding, ding, ding, went the trolley, but her face is like

the whole time.

We'll throw up a clip. We'll throw up a click.

And oh, clang, clang, clang. Right, right, right.
We can't sing on the show because we'll get sued. But she always has like a tag.
We can speak lyrics. That's copyright law.

She always has like the tag on her outfit still. It's like still on the.
It's so good. It's so, it's so great.
You know, have a couple drinks. It's great.
Anyway, I'll bring you to meet Monica.

But Diddy, the thing about that I was just so incredulous was Melissa's mother, each time she brought up one of the horrific things she was being charged with, people testifying. Sure.

The awful testimony. I mean, it was really exciting.

It was terrible. Yeah.
Melissa's mother was like, but the water sports. Water sports.
That was what was really, because she couldn't get old.

She refuses to believe

that anybody could be into

that.

And I was trying to, and then finally, I was like, you know what? I'm just like acutely aware of how much water I'm drinking right now as we're talking about this. Listen, let's

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Welcome back to Brief Recess. I'm Michael Foote.
I'm Melissa Malbranch. This is Under Earth.
We're going to take a deep dive into a case. This one is actually really near and dear to me and my heart.

a lot of what my day-to-day life looks like. So I picked it.
I thought it'd be cool to kind of talk to you about it. The name of the case is Sarmiento et al.
v. Perry et al.

So it's a class action lawsuit that the ACLU filed against ICE, effectively submitting a class action lawsuit of a group of minors who were seeking immigration status here in the U.S.

and were not being given the opportunity to be bonded out of detention centers. So they were being held for long periods of time in detention centers.
Okay. And when you say minors, give me an idea.

Sure, yeah. So anyone under the age of actually, I think it might be 21.
Is for special immigration juvenile status, it's people under the age of 21. Okay.

We call it sig as a shorthand, but special immigration juvenile status is a protected status that minors can seek in the U.S. It's usually you have to you have to prove certain things.

So one of them is that you were neglected, abandoned, or abused by a parent in your home country.

So that can be you never had a relationship with your father and you don't know him and he's no part of your life. Okay.
Or it can be that, you know, your parents abandoned you.

Sometimes there are really extreme cases, which are, you know, a lot easier to kind of prove.

And then there are others where it's like, I don't know who my father is and I'm going to be establishing custody in the U.S. with a relative.
Okay.

So it's usually just one parent that you sort of have to prove that there was something abnormal about the relationship. Okay.

But the interesting thing that sort of came up in this case that I thought I could weigh in on was how important it is that people are bonded out hard stop, but especially in SIG cases.

And that's because.

SIGE is one of these things where you and your lawyer are running around the city to all sorts of different courts courts to get documentation, to get judgments, to get rulings from judges so that you can bring it back to immigration court and show them that like you're doing your due diligence.

For example, you usually have to go to family court, which is like in a different borough sometimes, or it takes a really long time to get that hearing date.

I've worked SIGH cases. It's taken years.
just to even get like a

date for your application to be reviewed. Let me ask you this.
What happens if somebody,

because if you said it takes years sometimes, what happens if the person ages out while this is going on? That's a great question. We're often dealing with like hard deadlines.

I made a video recently about appeals and how we sort of,

the deadline is when the application is received, not when you submit it for certain things. So deadlines are...
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So for SIG, it is when it's filed.

So even if there is a a backlog in the government agency that you're working with, as long as it's the date that your attorney files it, you're still below the requisite age.

That is, that's like such an important question because sometimes people are not sure about that. Sure.

So as long as the date that it was submitted is before you've aged out, then you should be okay in terms of. moving forward with the case.
Exactly.

And so in this case, the plaintiffs are suing ICE, stating that they're being held without a bond hearing and that it violates their Fifth Amendment due process rights.

So they're not even given the opportunity to argue whether they should be bonded out of a detention center. It is developing law.
By the time this episode airs, the law might have changed.

So the thing about this specifically is that there was a recent ruling in September where if you were not inspected, so upon arrival in the U.S., so let's say you arrived undocumented, you crossed the border illegally,

you don't have standing to seek bond in court if you are detained. So that is like a new thing.
It's still being hammered out. It's being appealed.

Like it's going to work its way up through the courts. But right now, a lot of people are trying to get bonded out who crossed the border illegally.

And this new ruling, this new case law that came down in September, has sort of messed with that.

So I have people reaching out to me for bond, and I'm like, I honestly couldn't even file something for you if I wanted to or if I had time to.

So, I mean, I just wonder what, especially, you know, what happens to these people?

I mean, especially talking about kids, somebody who's the idea of somebody who's 10 years old is sort of in this purgatory. What happens to them? It's a great question.

And it's something that I think needs more attention, especially in the media. I think oftentimes immigration law is like, ooh, that's so complicated.
Even lawyers will call me.

Like, this woman called me and she was like, the lady who does my nails just got arrested.

arrested i'm a lawyer but i don't know how to do this stuff like sure immigration law is like one of the most complicated areas of law right right and it's because of the decentralized nature of the government agencies that we're working with i mean when i'm having someone fingerprinted it gets sent to north dakota when i file their bia appeals it goes to church falls virginia like it makes absolutely no sense i think what sort of happens is

especially in these cases like we're talking about child welfare here like these are children being locked up and they're being detained for an indeterminate amount of time.

I think like public perception, public advocacy, people's

people giving this any sort of energy or attention, I think they'll sort of start to see like how many awful things happen in detention centers, right? Like how many

lawsuits are there around sexual violence in detention centers. So

this is happening on U.S. soil.

It is, I'm so glad to see that there is a lawsuit because I have to say, as an attorney, I'm really remiss reading the headlines that there aren't a lot of people talking about this.

There aren't a lot of law firms taking up cases and filing lawsuits like this. There's been a chilling effect with the Trump administration where law firms are like, we are not going to be suing.

We are not going after. They are afraid.
Like they are afraid that they're going to be. And what does it come down to? It comes down to people's wallets.

It comes down to the pocketbooks of these big firms. And they're not going after the government.
agencies and really having some sort of like stand, right?

And it's awful because it's it's like, I don't know, it kind of gets to the heart of like being an attorney for me. It's like, why the fuck did you do this then?

Like there are so many like faster ways to make money than being a lawyer. And you got into this to not help people, to not do the right thing.
Like

we're supposed to be officers of the court. We are people who are supposed to be like ensuring justice is served or seeking out justice or accountability is held somewhere.
Right.

And to then be like, well, it's going to hit our bottom line. We don't want to beef with the Trump administration.
It's like, well, then who the fuck are you?

If you're not going to be doing that, then what are you doing?

I wonder. I'm excited.
I'm going to be following this closely. I do think there's a strong chance that there will be some sort of at least partial relief for the plaintiffs, mostly because

the child welfare protections court, courts take that really seriously. And there is sort of a

pretty big due process concern in this case.

People not, I'm going to be watching this closely to see, mostly because

once there's a decision made, my day-to-day job as an attorney who handles bond hearings will change overnight.

It will be one of those rulings where I get to the courthouse and what I'm doing that day is something different than what I thought it was going to be.

And I live for that shit because I am a messy bitch and I do love. a little bit of chaos every now and then.
I was born and raised by Alyssa, our most chaotic friend.

And you're a Taurus.

We're both Tauruses. No, I know.
Yeah, I I love that. Let me ask you a question.
Yeah. They're in these detention centers with.
Are they like segregated from adults? Yeah.

That's actually a great question.

Is anybody like I actually don't know

because it is so impossible for attorneys to access clients who are being held at detention. It's actually such a pain in the ass for me to even have a call with a client who's detained.

And I sue, I was part of a lawsuit with the ACLU a couple of years ago where we sued because I was like bored one summer during COVID. So I like worked with them.
I'm serious.

And I basically like

two broken feet.

I broke both my feet jogging. Yes.

It was laid up in casts.

Just and what I would do is I would take a group of cases in different detention centers around the country and I would attempt to get in contact with my client and then document how difficult it was.

And it all, I was one of the lawyers, all that information got fed into this lawsuit and they sued and won. They were like, we like lawyers cannot access their clients.
So it's really hard. And

detention centers are intentionally outside of city limits. They're really far away from a metropolis

to ensure that people cannot access legal counsel.

They're usually in like a wasteland. I had to go to one in, I think it was like in Alabama and I had to fly into a different state.
I didn't want to drive. So

I'm wealthy enough. I hired a car to drive me there because I was like, I ain't got, I'm not going to to be driving in the middle of northern Georgia, Alabama.

I had someone drive me just to, just for one hearing. It was crazy.
Yeah, I just keep thinking the idea of a kid being alone.

It's terrifying.

And, you know, and somebody needs to be the voice for these kids, right? Absolutely. Yeah.
I think the my mine, my clients who are kids, minors,

are the ones that I end up being closest with as

like a social worker more than yeah, right, totally.

Because they need the help more than any, I mean, obviously anybody who's in the times like the lawyer is like the parent has trusted the lawyer to like be there for that person.

I don't know that there are enough people who are going to law school who get into it because they really have this

deep down desire to

push the idea of like social justice or just justice in general. No, it's true.
That is true.

I'm going to go to law school and I am going to be a real estate lawyer because I want to make a ton of money. You know what I mean?

I mean, I think it's wonderful that you're thinking about it that way. And

Michael is not alone. I know there are a lot of people.
I'm also not perfect. Like, I mean, no, no, no.

No, no, no. It's very easy to

like lose your way.

Like, I have lost my way many times in life, like as a lawyer, like even after graduation where, you know, you do sort of get dazzled by the dollars or you don't want to take that pro bono case because you are too busy or like life happens.

Like people have families, like people get dogs, like, uh,

shit, shit goes down. Right.
And so I just feel like, I don't know, I want other lawyers to feel like it's cool for me to be like, hey, Michael, how do I get involved? How'd you get started?

You know, I get a lot of messages like that where people are like, hey, like, how'd you get your first like pro bono case? How'd you learn how to do this stuff?

Like, I wasn't always this psychopath that I am today. No, I think you probably were always a psychopath, maybe not the one that you are today.
However, I think Bellevue knocks on the door.

I think that to your point, I think sometimes there comes a point in everybody's life where you're like, you know what?

I've done the thing that I'm going to do, right? Like I went to college or not or whatever. And now I have a job.
And I'm just sort of like plugging away. I think about this a lot, right?

What is going to be my other thing that I do? Right. That is helpful.
Yeah. I think there comes a moment in your life where you're like, oh, you know what? I'm going to sit down.

I'm going to think about how I can help. And for you as an attorney, you have this skill.
You have this degree and you were like, you know what?

I now have the time. Yeah.
And I'm now inclined. When we talk to Congressman Garcia later, let's ask him.

You should ask him like what you can do, like what the differences are, because I think that could be cool to hear from someone in a position of power in the government of like what they think their constituents or just like civically engaged Democrats can be doing to help us.

What can we do to help? How can we be helpful? How do you help now? What do you, what do you do to, I mean, I know like you volunteer, you go to protests, like you get involved. You are

like someone that I look to, like you've helped me find my way many times.

But I don't know. I think you're a wealth of advice and wisdom.

I mean, I think I, so not speaking about sort of like helping people who need but in terms of like wealth of advice and wisdom i'm gonna tell you what i think no matter what whether you want to hear it or not right like and i am a big i told you so person which is not my best quality but it is we are who we are right

um and what's really funny is that like I don't tell people I told them so nearly as often as I want to. I like keep it, I tamp it down.
Yes, she does. It is.
I can't help it.

i can't help it you had skywriting i told you so for me one day who the do you think you are in on my show sorry i think i might get a tattoo

wait oh i would do that i told you so i've got a yeah yeah mine could just be she told me so

i told him so um in terms of helping i i will say that yes i go to protests and yes i will i'm i'm big on like reaching out to my congressperson i you know i've sent letters to my governor, my mayor.

Um,

but I will tell you that I struggle often with not knowing exactly what to do because I feel like what I want to do is something that I think will push the needle, right? Like, what can I do?

Who can I help? Even if it's like one person, right? Who can I help? It's this feeling of helplessness that I think everyone is feeling right now. 100%.

Even like someone who I'm very much in a position to do something, right? But you do it. Yeah.
I was out running. I was a, I was traveling and I was out jogging in my hometown.

And the, on the corner of like the little main street, and it's like this like little, tiny little town on Long Island. There were all these retirees who had like no kings.
posters. I love that.

And they were protesting. And I was talking to them.
It's the North Fork Women for Women fund, Niff Whiff Whiffs. That is their name.
Okay.

I am not, I'm not having a stork Niff Wiff Whiffs. Okay.

And they were telling me that they

take shifts every day. They're on that corner working shifts protesting.
I was like, this is amazing. I love this so much.
And they were, how do I like nicely describe? They were retired women

of a certain age. Sure.
That's how retirers are. Yeah.
Well, there were no like young startup retirees who retired at 30. Right.

But I feel like a lot of people, their age probably

feeling like they can't do anything or they cannot get involved. And it was just like such a cool example where I was like, oh, look at these baddies.
Look at these icons. Yeah.

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So, Melissa, I'm really excited because Congressman Garcia is joining us today. That's going to be great.
I can't wait. He's the former mayor of Long Beach.
California. Yeah.
And he's the U.S.

Representative from California's 42nd district. He's been there since 2023.
He's actually an immigrant himself from Peru.

So it'll be really interesting to talk to him about ICE, what's happening there, what he's doing as a congressperson to sort of advocate. for immigrant communities.

Also the first openly gay immigrant in Congress, which is very cool. He,

I think he was undocumented at one point when he first emigrated. So it's a very cool, interesting sort of entree into American politics.

What he's sort of working on, I think will inform how Americans really engage with the news cycle, right?

I mean, we're always talking about how we can ensure that people are civically engaged and have real next step action items.

I feel like a lot of what's happening in American democracy right now is like,

well, it's just terrible and nothing to do, just throw your hands up and give up. Yeah, yeah, and I think it'll be cool to kind of talk to him and be able to really say like, hey.
Right.

And I love the fact that, you know, I think it also helps when people can see themselves and they're elected officials.

So the fact that he is an immigrant, the fact that he's out, you know, openly gay, like all those things, I think sort of help.

put the information out. I also love a fear Steva who's like, I'm going to let my identity govern like how I enter the workplace, how I enter and like use my work.

I'm sick of this whole like, my life is separate from my job. It ain't.

I'm a fear Steven in the courtroom as well as at home. I'm winning arguments in my kitchen.
Are you though? Somebody call Brad. Get Brad on the phone.
I'm getting impeached in my phone.

Yeah, get Brad on the phone. Oh, all right.
Congressman. All right.
Shut up. Congressman's calling.
I got to stop talking.

Welcome to brief recess, Congressman. Hey, guys.
How are you? Hi, Congressman. Hi, Congressman.
Thank you for joining us.

I know that we actually just got the press release of what you've been working on, of the new legislation. So why don't you take us in of what you've sort of been focused on today, it sounds like.

I mean, obviously, there's a lot going on and the horrors of the Trump administration never end.

Today, we're really focused on and trying to really zero in on just the horrific actions by the administration, certainly Secretary Noam, Stephen Miller, and what's happening with ICE across the country.

There are two things that we're looking at right now. One is we've all been reading the reports of the now upwards of 170 U.S.
citizens that have now been detained, in many cases sent to

these facilities by ICE and by other federal agents, and who essentially have stories of being in the centers for days and days without any access to lawyers or family because they didn't have their ID.

And these are U.S. citizens who are being targeted racially profiled because of the color of their skin.
And we know that now if ICE is doing this to U.S.

citizens, you can imagine how others are being treated at these centers and facilities.

And so we have a broad investigation going right now through oversight into Christinoam, into their actions across the country.

But we're also especially partnering with the Senate and the Senate's oversight team and Senator Blumenthal and us are specifically going to do a joint bicameral investigation into what's happening to United States citizens across this country as well.

You know, what I've told folks is, look, what's happening happening to citizens is horrific, but we're also reminding people that what's happening to non-citizens, they also have due process rights.

I mean, the Constitution is so clear. Correctly.
And so we have a lot of work to do, but we were in LA with Mayor Bass making that announcement today. And it's interesting you bring this up.

I really wanted to talk to you about what specifically does that mean, right? I think we oftentimes hear in the news, like, we're investigating this, we're looking into this, bicameralism.

Could you get specific about like, what does that literal to-do list look like when you get to the the office, right?

Like, walk us through it, because I think it's important for people to hear these words have almost become pointless to a lot of Americans. Oh, we're investigating.
Oh, there's an oversight committee.

Oh, we're going to be looking into it. I think we've been used and abused in so many ways as Americans that these words have sort of like lost value.

So I want people to hear like exactly what you're doing because I know you, I know your team. I know you've been working on this.

And I understand it on like a

granular level level from the courtroom, but I think it's important for people to hear really what that means for you. Absolutely.
No, this is great. I also love explaining kind of how oversight.

Yeah. So I think process matters, right? Like what's the process? I think it's so important.

Let me, so there's two pieces of this, which I think are important. And that is how and who is leading the investigations and then what we're actually trying to accomplish and do.

So let me let me start by saying, look,

I've been the lead Democrat on the oversight committee. The oversight committee in the U.S.
House is the lead investigations committee that exists under our Constitution

in the U.S. Congress.
And so obviously, the job of Congress is oversight. And oversight is where most of the major investigations end up.
Now, I'm a pretty newer member to the Congress.

I was mayor of Long Beach, California for eight years. I got to Congress a little over two years ago.
And so I was not the most senior person to take on this job.

And I think in my pitch to the Democratic caucus, I said, look, we have to, we have to do things differently. We got to bring challenge.
We need people to be more aggressive.

We need to bring that fight that Republicans bring to these investigations. And, you know, the pitched work, I'm the first sophomore to lead a committee in 100 years in the U.S.

And I mention that because I think what you said is really true, that oftentimes we will launch an investigation or folks will say they're going to hold folks accountable.

And then it just gets lost in kind of Washington speak. Right.
Or we hear about it like two years later that they kind of found something, but they weren't really.

And it just, it does get kind of lost in the wash there. It does.
And that is not me first. Like I, first, I'm an immigrant myself.
And so this is very personal to me.

And it's something that

I know I've lived through the experience. I've been undocumented.
I understand what the lived experience is.

And then the second piece is, I think people just should take, you know, I've been the lead, lead on investigations now for about maybe three or almost four months, three, four months in the Congress for Democrats.

And I show people what we've just done on the Epstein files, for example. Like we are,

we are getting so much. information out on the Epstein files because we're being aggressive and we're not waiting to be in the majority.

And so the way oversight works is when you are in the minority, so Democrats are in the minority in Congress, we only have limited powers. We don't have subpoena power.

We don't have powers to get any document we want or anyone from the committee, but we still can't investigate on our own. And so, that's what we're doing now.

We're not waiting to be in the majority to investigate.

However, when we do win the majority in 2026, you can believe that we will be sending out subpoenas and getting information from Christian Elwham, from Stephen Miller, from folks that are causing harm, from Holman, just a variety of folks that we are interested in.

But the work has to start now.

So, so that's a little bit about kind of why we have to bring new people into the party and at the table and leading these committees is because a new approach is also needed and then the second piece is it is still in the minority these investigations have enormous the enormous ability to also help in many of the court cases that are happening.

And so we partner with folks. That's just what I was going to say, papering the record, documentation

so that court cases can move forward with that. Documentation is so important to put out into the public record what's actually happening and what we know.

And so many of the successful cases that are happening right now in the courts actually reference or use many of the investigations or the documents that we are requesting of agencies to build the case.

And so it's all very important work. I wanted to ask you, because on this show, we really like to focus on ways that everyday Americans or other attorneys can get involved to do something.

I think so much of the internet, so much of the news cycle is doom scrolling. It is getting lost in the weeds.

It is, you know, articles about literally how America is headed towards fascism with no actual action items on what people can do, how they can get involved, things that they can do to flex their democratic muscles.

What would you...

Where do you need me, an immigration attorney, right? Like, what would your advice be to me, an immigration attorney, or to

Melissa, who is a civically engaged democrat like not not an attorney but you know i care very much about what's happening in my community i also come from an immigrant family what what can i do where do you need us like and i think it's so important that people really hear from leadership right like what can we be doing boots on the ground to support these efforts so um so two things so one is obviously there's some I'm going to talk specifically about what specifically you can do to help what we're doing on the investigation side.

So that's one piece of it. Broadly speaking,

I was just right now with maybe 50 kind of immigration community activists and leaders from different groups that are on the ground doing this work right now in Los Angeles.

And what they're, they are modeling just the behavior.

We're talking about

attorneys that are working with immigration groups. We're talking about immigration advocates that are trying to visit these detention centers.

We're talking about folks that are doing rapid response on the ground.

talk to folks that were just donors that are donating to kind of these rapid response networks.

I talked to faith leaders who are bringing in parishioners who are out communicating and working with families that are oftentimes even too scared to leave their home.

And so I have found that in every community, there is a group or people that are actually doing this work, whether it's a local church, whether it's a local immigration organization, whether it's a group of

lawyers that are doing some pro bono work or working within the legal defense space. There's a lot of ways to get involved broadly.

Specifically, our oversight committee is doing two things where people can get directly engaged.

One is in the next few weeks, you're going to hear, we'll put this, we'll put this out, we're going to be launching a massive kind of one-stop ICE and information tracker for the

absolutely I need it. And it doesn't exist right now.
And so we want to make sure that we are tracking every instance of abuse and terror that is being right now

put out and being done every day by ICE and by Christian Noam and folks. And so we're working and building that right now.
And we have some groups that are assisting us with that as well.

So folks will be able to submit

video information to this tracker so that we can keep all of the information also and from a national perspective in that's so important. So most as someone who gets so many

people reaching out to me for help, that is 90% of the things are just info sharing.

You don't actually need an immigration attorney half the time, but just people are just trying to figure out what's going on. And I think that's really important.
Exactly.

So that's going to be a way for people to be able to communicate with us directly and send us information so that we have it on and able to share it into the public record.

The second piece, and I know this sounds so,

but you said it earlier, just for the purposes of winning in the courtroom, we have to not just win in, you know, and obviously in public opinion, we have to win in the courtroom.

And for us to win in the courtroom, and we have to document, and we need to build the case. And it takes work and it takes putting all this.
It does. It really does for people who don't.

And for us in Congress,

it's critical for us to have all this information. The second piece, which we announced today, is we're going to be launching.

um some field hearings that will be happening in communities across the country our very first one is going to be in Los Angeles. We'll be announcing the date hopefully here in the next

week or so. Yeah, that'd be great.
Share it with us. We can put it out on the channel.
That's great.

And what the field hearing is going to be an opportunity for members of Congress and the community to come together and listen to testimony from people in the community.

And we're going to also provide ways where folks can do it in a way that

thinks that we're keeping their safety in mind as well.

But it's going to be an opportunity for there to be actual the stories and actions that are happening and information that needs to be shared with us. We're going to go into the community as well.

And so the very first one will be in Los Angeles. It'll be, I think, it's quite exciting.
And so that's something also folks. That's incredible.
Yeah.

Definitely going into the communities is so important. I mean, so much of what happens in immigrant communities, from my experience, just as a guest, right, is word of mouth.
Yeah. Oh, for sure.

That is the biggest way. I mean, as

family coming from Haiti, that's how we learned about everything. You heard it from someone's aunt, someone's cousin, a friend, church, et cetera.
So that's how you really get the word out.

And I think when it comes from your own community, you tend to trust that information, right? So thank you so much for joining us. I know you're the mayor of Long Beach.

We've got a Long Beach here in Long Island. It's a little bit different, but I wanted to say thank you.
And the first openly gay immigrant congressman.

Is that right? That's right. That's all correct.
Okay. All right.
So who's your favorite drag queen in Long Beach, California? We're going to actually, we're going to Venmo her

in your honor. Thank you.

I'm going to Venmo her $100. What's her name? Oh, Jules Long Beach.
Actually, Jules Long Beach is my favorite drag queen in Long Beach. Jules Long Beach.

I can't wait for Jules Long Beach to wake up at 4 p.m. and be like.
Who the hell is this guy who is sending me

Congressman Garcia? Send me under Congressman Garcia's name. So Jules Long Beach, go find her on Venmo or Cash Shop and send her some money.
Tip your drag queens.

Thank you, Congressman, for joining us. Thank you so much for joining us.
We appreciate your time. We'll do.
Thanks, Cargress. Thank you.
Take good care. Bye-bye.

So, Tales from the DM. Friends, please remember while Michael is a lawyer, he is not your lawyer.
Unless you want to hire me. I mean, that's a different thing.

I am, everyone has a price, and I'm actually pretty cheap. Just ask any of my ex-boyfriends.
Ask me.

This is Maggie from Ojai, and I was wondering if you could explain to me what's happening with banning of birth control pills in this country from a legal perspective.

I keep reading about it, but I would love to know in a simple way what is actually happening and how likely this is. Okay,

great question. So this is

an interesting one because it's a, I always feel bad when I have to answer these because it really is, it depends half the time. Like it really does depend on the state you're in.
Yeah.

So right now, birth control is not being banned in the U.S. I think there is, um, it's always like

the threat of restricting contraceptives for women is always sort of a topic that continues to come up. And it is very much these Republicans leap on the any opportunity to sort of keep women down,

right? And

it always, anything we talk about, it is always poor people who experience the worst, right?

People who are experiencing poverty, who

don't have access. Who don't have access are it, it's a way to ensure that poor people remain poor and that the rich-poor gap grows.

So federal law and Supreme Court precedent still protect the right to get contraceptives. There is a very famous Supreme Court precedent, Griswold versus Connecticut.

It's from 1965, as well as Eisenstadt v. Baird.
It's 1972. So these are the Supreme Court precedents that protect a woman's right to contraceptives.
I don't know why I can't say that word.

Because you don't have to use it. I guess because I've never gotten a woman pregnant and never even would be in a situation where that would happen.
Never?

We can get into it.

We'll do that in the off. We'll do the B-sides.

The brief recess after dark. We'll get into that.

The end scene 17 after 11 p.m. I mean, do you remember remember when VH1 VH1 or MTV, it was like, it was like at night, it would become

softcore porn. Yeah, it was blue.
It was, it was a little, it was teal. It would go blue.
Yeah. Anyway.

Moving on.

Are you okay?

We got it. We really got.
I love when I gag our producer. I hope when we get the producer going because they have to listen to me yap all day.
So basically

basically, if contraceptives were under fire, it would get worked up through the court system and eventually go to the Supreme Court. And those precedents would be argued against.
Right.

I would hope that in a situation like this, there would be extreme public outrage. Like this really would be,

even right now with the ways in which Republicans are restricting access to

abortion, it's going to be. different.
And that's right. A man went on the record and said the word abortion.
I know it doesn't happen that often, but

they have to be really creative with how they do it, right?

They say, oh, oh, like the fire code, or, oh, it's going to be a certain number are still within the state, even though they're like eight hours apart.

Like they still have to be kind of creative thinkers when they're trying to do evil. So the same would sort of happen with contraceptives and also like the sort of expansive nature of America.

We think about this a lot with the Commerce Clause, right? Like interstate commerce, the transportation of contraceptives across state lines.

I know of people who after the election were like stocking up on Plan B here in New York and like mailing it to southern states. So it will be something interesting to watch.

I haven't really seen it come up that much,

but it is a very curious question. Thank you, Maggie.
It really is.

I actually wonder what's going to happen, especially, you know, most of the sort of now the Republican Party and MAGA Republicans, they're very much on this, you know, we're doing this with God behind us.

Yes. And there is this theory for a lot of religions sort of across the board, right? Like make lots of babies, make lots of babies.
The last thing, I am happily childless.

And maybe we'll add that to my next tattoo as well. But you're happy.
Childless by choice.

We

come

to talk about, yes, exactly. You have the choice.
Oh, yes. I have all the choices.
I'm a white man in a suit. Right.
I can get away with pretty much anything. Just about.
You have kids?

You've got a a family. Do you want to tell people about your life and your choices?

I do not have any biological children. I do have a stepdaughter who is lovely and she and I get along really well.
And I love other people's kids. That's who I am.
I am perpetually

aka auntie Misa. That's who I am.

I am the uncle. Well, my husband, Brad, is like the fun uncle with the kids, but I'm the uncle where, you know, if you are beefing at school or you need someone to help you buy beer.

don't do that don't you can't call me i would never do that i would absolutely never teach you how to roll do not abide i only roll ankles not joints he's rolled a couple of ankles both both at the same time

no you've never seen me wear pleasers

hi this is daisy from los angeles hi daisy first of all voiceover actress love right and daisy is a really good name whether or not it's your real name or not i don't know i imagine daisy what do we think daisy looks like?

Immediately in my head, Daisy for me is a Latina, right? I think, and I think she's got her Chola makeup down. I love,

I love the Chola makeup.

She's from the South Bronx. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think, well, she said she's from LA. Oh.
So I think she's from South LA. Okay.
Right. Yeah.
I don't know the neighborhoods in LA that well.

Okay, but that's who I think. I think Daisy is fierce and I think she has got a hoobo.
I think That's right. No, I think that's right.

I think we could open like a whole like booth at a state fair of us just like based on people's voices guessing what they look like. So maybe submit a question and we'll guess what you look like.

Anyway. I feel like there's so much in the news about Trump trying to pardon P.
Diddy or Ghylaine Maxwell.

Not the Diddy shout out. Not again.
No.

I also wonder why they keep on saying that Ghylaine Maxwell. I feel like everybody's mispronouncing her name.

I had an aunt whose, that was her name. She did? Yeah, and that's not how you say it.
How do you say it? Zhislen.

I don't know who Ghelaine is. I'm speechless.
Haitians all over are like Ghelane. Ghalain.
Ghelane. Ghelane is such like a clunky,

flat-footed.

We've got, yeah, we've got a big

flat-foot stomp in the street. It's just Ghulan.

But go ahead. Sorry.
Go ahead.

And I'm wondering, is there any interesting cases that previous presidents have ever pardoned before or really controversial ones in the past? Or are these particularly insane?

I mean, to try and compare American history to what's happening right now is impossible. This is not really, we are sort of living in like

the different timeline, but I will say.

None of this is real. This is all a simulation.
There have been a lot of pardons in the past that were like, like, I mean, pardons are always a little bit controversial.

I remember Chelsea Manning's pardoning. People were like, oh my God, but the Arab Spring.
And like, there's always sort of like the opposition is always saying, you know.

And it's usually one of those things that a president does on their way out.

Yes. Yeah.
Like Roger Stone Trump did that in 2020. Right.

Paul Manafort, Michael Flynn was in 2020. There was a whole sort of like crop of controversial pardons.
I mean, Biden pardoned his son. Like that was.

Dad, if you're watching, you better pardon my ass if you're ever in office. I want a pardon.
I might send my kid to the clink.

You do.

Just out here sullying the family name. Tell the story of when your dad was on a jury.

We might not have enough time for this. We'd have to wait for the next episode.
We'll do it next time. Okay.
Well, yes, there are a lot of examples of this happening throughout history.

None of them are as insane as none of them have anything to do with human trafficking of minors. So that is sort of a wild thing if Trump does decide to pardon, say her name.
Ghislaine Maxwell.

Thank you so much.

So that would be unprecedented in such a way that we would probably need a new word that is a synonym for unprecedented. That hasn't been invented yet.

Anyway, those are the weirdest things people sent me today. Thank you so much, Congressman Garcia, for coming on the show today.
I had a great time talking to you.

I always have a good time talking to you. I'm glad we got it all on the record about Diddy Trial.
Maybe we'll do a whole Diddy episode. Maybe.
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