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Adam Curry, John C.

Dvorak.

It's Thursday, September 18th, 2025.

This is your award-winning Kimball Nation Media Assassination Episode 1800.

This is no agenda.

Filled with hate speech and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hoe Country here in FEMA region number six.

In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.

And from Northern Silicon Valley, where they fired Jimmy Campbell.

Now it's about free speech.

What?

I'm John C.

Dvorak.

It's Craig Bladden Buzzkill in the morning.

What a week.

What a week.

What a week.

It's been good.

But before we start,

I was going to save this for the 18th, but I feel

compelled to just say, John, thank you for being my partner in this crazy experiment we started 1,800 episodes ago.

Well,

I resent that.

I mean,

I reflect that with you.

Thank you for helping me.

It's always good to work for the pro.

It's always good to work with a pro.

Yes, exactly.

I could not imagine doing it.

I could not imagine it at all any other way.

Let me just silence this thing here.

Hold on a second.

Neither could anyone else who's watching, listening, listening, watching,

whatever they're doing.

Kim is watching.

What are they watching?

1,800 episodes, not a lick of video, ladies and gentlemen.

Not a lick.

And and we're still here you're still here except for the cartoons well yeah those were good weren't they

yeah it's hard it's hard to keep stuff up and we've had so many

people do um companion shows anti-shows the anti-shows are always the best yeah they they rarely last very long

uh because it's hard to do it's hard to do the only other show that's ever come close to doing what we do was um what was that um

Unfiltered.

Unfiltered.

Those guys were good, but their mistake was video.

The minute they went to video, it just they couldn't handle it.

They couldn't hack it.

Well, actually, I think it was, I think, yeah.

There was a combination of video and post.

They posted everything.

So post-production,

people refer to.

When you say post, if you don't hear it, oh, post.

Yeah, we'll fix it up.

We'll fix it in post.

That means that they do it after the show's over.

You re-edit the whole thing.

And so you post, so they had this intention of posting everything to an extreme instead of what we do, which is just live to tape.

And if we screw up, we screw up.

Unless it's yellow, the dog out, you know, to stop tape.

I may or may not.

The dog has to come back in, but I don't know if I'll stop the tape.

It's just too, it's too fun.

It breaks the fourth wall.

But

that was one of their problems.

And then the two of them, of course, we don't get along either, but the two of them didn't get along.

Oh, really?

First of all, we don't get along either.

Did I hear you say that?

Yeah, well, we get along.

We get a show and we already get away from it.

We go out to dinner once in a while and tolerate each other.

We have a lot of weddings, for example.

Tolerate each other.

But

we don't hang out.

No, in fact, a little-known fact:

Whenever John and I see each other, it's like an awkward first date.

We don't really even know what to say to each other.

Just some element, there's more than actually more than an element of truth to that.

It's like, oh, geez.

Oh, that wasn't my experience, but okay, I get it.

Oh, geez.

You know, like, do you hug him?

Like, hey, bro, like,

it's weird.

Fist bump.

That's what I'll do.

From now on, if we ever see each other again, fist bump.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

And then fist bump.

Yeah.

Well, then, if no, it should be a fish fit fish fish.

Fish bump.

Fist bump with an explosion.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

A Ron Bloom explosion.

Exactly.

Well,

there's a lot.

Before I even start, the oddest thing happened to me.

Um,

uh,

was it Monday?

Tuesday night.

There's

this winery here in town called Arch Ray.

It's huge, and they've got tiny homes that are selling.

They have two RV parks.

I think these people are very wealthy cattle people.

And there's almost no one in the restaurant.

And the restaurant is huge.

And maybe on weekends, they'll get a little busy.

You know, they have their own distillery.

It's a huge operation.

Parking for 20 20 times the amount of people that ever park there.

And so we're sitting there,

we're having dinner, and we know this, you know, we go AARP time, 5.30.

We do.

We love it.

We have friends like, oh, what time do you want to eat?

Five.

Yeah, that's great.

Let's do it.

Let's do five.

So we're sitting there.

And all of a sudden I get a tap on my shoulder.

I look over.

And it's Lara Logan.

And he's like, hey, Adam.

Hey, Adam.

She has kind of that South African British thing going on.

Come over.

It's a hard accent to copy.

No, I can't copy it.

I can speak South Afrikans with her, but I can't copy her accent.

Yeah, come on over.

Say hi.

At the table is Luke Coffey.

He is the J6er who had...

Remember the guy who was holding his crutch up in the air?

Oh, yes, that guy.

Yeah, he's famous.

Yeah, they threw him in jail for 50 days.

Even though he was literally saying, stop, people, stop.

Let's pray.

Just pray.

Which makes it that much funnier.

Off to jail.

Off to jail you go.

Katie Hopkins.

Katie Hopkins, the Katie Hopkins?

The Katie Hopkins.

And I have to say, a delightful woman.

Oh, no, she's got to be hilarious.

Very, very enamoring.

Just a big smile.

Oh, Adam, thank you for starting podcasting.

This is wonderful.

And of course, I did.

What you do is, Katie, big fan, big fan of your work, man.

Big fan.

Big fan.

I did my Hollywood thing.

I had to.

Yeah, that's what you do.

Yeah, big fan.

Big fan.

And Roseanne Barr.

It was like the...

What a table.

It was a crazy table.

But Roseanne, you know, she doesn't shake hands.

She shakes wrists.

To what?

Yeah, so she won't shake your hand.

She says, no, I don't shake hands.

So she'll grab your wrist right above your hand, and you're supposed to grab hers, kind of like a solidarity handshake, if you will.

Yeah, yeah.

Very odd.

And so, Katie Hopkins, very slender, very skinny, basically, skinny lady.

Roseanne Barr, so tiny, so tiny.

She's petite.

It's amazing how tiny she is.

You know, because of course we, and by the way, the waiter, the waiter, our server,

he's uh he was yeah, he was probably

late 40s, 50.

And he was uh sending messages to the kitchen staff, Roseanne Barr's here.

And he said, look at this.

All he got was question marks, who?

He said, from the Roseanne show, don't you know?

I was like, wow, that's kind of interesting.

It fades.

It fades.

Yeah, it fades.

Yeah, you got to be, yeah.

That's why you got to go on Rogan from time to time, get, you know, reclassified.

Oh, that guy.

Okay.

Now I remember who he is.

Anyway,

I just thought the most hilarious thing, there's a lot of hilarity this week.

Pam Bondi.

Oh, wait, before you drop this topic about the dinner.

Oh, sorry.

What was the point of

that particular group getting together in the first place?

It's pretty screwy.

Well,

you know, Laura Logan has a podcast, which she does from her house

called Going Rogue with Laura Logan.

After many legal letters telling her, no, you cannot do we had to sue her.

And she laughs about that.

She's like, Oh, yeah, I can't use no agendas.

My friend Adam won't let me use it.

No, of course not.

Crazy.

So Katie Hopkins was a guest, and Roseanne Barr was a guest.

Oh, so they were guests, and they were taking the guests out to dinner.

Yeah, yeah.

So they're

stacking the interviews.

She gets a lot of interesting interviews.

I mean, Katie Hopkins seems like.

how does Katie Hopkins live in England?

I guess she was in the States.

Her partner, I don't know.

Being in the States is one thing, but being in Fredericksburg, Texas?

No, they drove down from Dallas, which is also like, wow, you drove down from Dallas?

Okay.

Driving to LA.

That's five hours.

Not quite LA, but it'sn't LA like seven hours from where you are.

Seven and a half to eight hours.

Yeah, it's like five hours.

And if you go through the

country roads, it's actually quite a nice drive.

And

if you take 35, it's like,

yeah, well, going to L.A.

is a nice drive if you go down Highway 1.

Yeah,

past Big Sur.

Yeah, it's nice.

So,

yeah.

But Luke Coffey, that's an interesting guy.

I like him.

I like him.

He lives in town now.

Everyone lives here.

Roseanne Barr lives near town.

I don't know where she lives exactly, but

you should befriend that guy.

Oh, I'm going to.

Yeah.

He has

interesting, interesting things to say.

He was a Hollywood guy.

He was telling stories about, he was a comedy writer.

I forget all the names.

He had all these names.

And he wrote for several sitcoms.

And then.

He was a comedy writer?

Yeah, for sitcoms.

Yeah, well, that's still, I mean, yeah.

I'm saying he's a joke writer.

No, no, no, no.

He's probably.

Writing, you know, sitcom comedy.

And so at a certain point, there was some famous, I'll get all the, I'm going to have coffee with him next week.

I'm going to have coffee with coffee.

Hey, now.

And he was telling a story how

they wanted him to star in this

for this, I think, like a secondary role, but a major role in some show.

Then he auditioned, and it came down to him, some Abercrombie and Fitch-looking model guy who couldn't act.

And he's, I got to get this whole story, but I'm paraphrasing, but you'll get it and the and so the producer is there with him and say well it's between you and this other guy but we really want you to be it and you can be a big star in hollywood you i mean there's movies if you'll let us uh

screw you up the butt

what yes and and he said what and but say yeah yeah i would say

he comes the best thing by the way don't worry it won't make you gay

That's like, wow, Hollywood is really decrepit.

So I'm going to get the full details from him.

This is reminding me of the Dave Chappelle story.

Very similar, I'm sure.

Very similar.

Hey, put on this dress, Dave.

Put on this dress, Dave.

And he wasn't going to do it.

Yeah, so

that's when he quit.

You're like, no, I'm not going to do that.

Yeah, he quit, and it was big money that he quit.

It wasn't like a

chicken feed.

But also,

he and his fiancé were walking,

I want to say it was.

Ooh, coffee?

Yeah, coffee on Sunset Boulevard, and they got hit by a car, and his fiancé died.

And that's terrible.

That's why he has the crutch, because his leg got messed up.

Yeah.

So interesting guy.

I will get details.

Now can we go to...

Yes, more exclusive stuff to the No Agenda Show.

Of course it is.

People should appreciate the fact that we have these sorts of anecdotes and we can collect them.

Yes, they are highly collectible, and we can bundle them for good use.

Bundle them for

some sort of mortgage deal.

I think that's how you do it.

For fun and profit, for your mortgage.

The Curry Dvorak stories in a bundle.

Very nice.

But Pam Bondi, just,

I mean, if the Epstein dossier wasn't enough,

man, the whole, I'll play the little CNN reaction first, and then I'll,

because no one really plays

the full sequence or even tells us where it's from.

In the podcast, there's a little more interesting backstory to it.

Here's CNN's response to the hate speech.

Attorney General Pam Bondi is working to walk back now some of her statements about prosecuting hate speech.

The AG is now saying that the department will only go after and prosecute statements that incite violence, though that important element was not how she first presented it, saying in a podcast that DOJ would go after anyone for hate speech, could go after anyone for hate speech.

Comments that the Wall Street Journal editorial board is taking on this morning.

Here's just the first line of the piece from the editorial board.

Is a basic understanding of the First Amendment, too much to expect from the nation's attorney general.

Hate speech is protected by the First Amendment, of course.

Cena's Harry Anton is here to run the numbers on this.

How are Bondi's comments getting people stirred?

What a disaster for Pam Bondi.

And therefore, I'm Donald Trump.

I'm just going, what the heck is going on here?

You know, take a look here.

Weekly Google searches for free speech.

Get this.

Up like a rocket, up 186% versus the five-year average.

I went back and looked at every single week.

More folks are searching for free speech this week on Google than any week in at least five years.

How about that?

Imagine looking for free speech on Google.

That is just a great statement.

Of course, not surprising.

Who's the top trending topic with free speech?

Well, it's Pam Bondi, of course.

People are taking her comments, looking it up, interested in it.

And as you saw from that Wall Street Journal editorial, they ain't liking it too much from the left to the right.

So I want to meet these people who are Googling free speech.

What is free speech?

I gotta look now, and it really bothers me.

Give a little bit of the backstory about this fiasco.

Well, I have here's the backstory.

Um, uh, she was on the

Katie Miller pod.

I kid you not, it's called the Katie Miller Pod,

which, as you know, irks me.

Yeah.

The Katie Miller pod.

Katie Miller is Stephen Miller's wife, which just puts some context to it.

So it's an inside job.

She's comfortable.

They know each other.

They're sitting in Katie Miller's pod home in front of the

pod fireplace.

And here we go.

For so long, colleges allowed, when a conservative will go on campus, right, they go with all this police and security these universities are complicit in allowing

it's not an interview by the way it's more like a conversation conservatives to be harassed on campus and what happens when you allow a university to harass conservatives and don't expel or don't take an action is what happened last week it is and and you know on a broader level that the anti-semitism what's been happening at college campuses around this country is disgusting it's despicable and we've been fighting that we've been fighting these universities left and right and we're not going to stop.

There's free speech and then there's hate speech and there is no place, especially now, especially after what happened to Charlie in our society.

Do you see

more law enforcement going after these groups who are using hate speech and putting cuffs on people so we show them that some action is better than no action?

We will absolutely target you, go after you if you are targeting anyone with hate speech anything and that's across the aisle I mean look what happened think about Josh Shapiro what happened to Governor Shapiro no one hates speech him talked to Josh multiple

Charlie Kerr

no Jewish they firebombed his house while his wife and children were sleeping upstairs it's a miracle nothing worse happened to it's a miracle that nothing happened to Josh and he and his family are safe they're traumatized but that's what's happened in this world and we are going to fight every step of the way to show that you will face the most severe consequences if you come after someone and you target someone for their political views or

for any reason at all.

So

she conflates hate speech with action.

Oh, it gets much worse.

This is a disaster for her.

She should be fired immediately.

This is too much now.

Well, we've known

on this show, we have known that she is a goofball.

Okay, in terms of she got the job as secondhand from Matt Gates,

who had, you know, was assigned the job, but they rousted him.

Yes.

And Matt Gates, by the way, has gone on to become a pretty

good host on OAN.

On OAN.

I have a clip from him for later.

First, he started working with Dan Ball, who's kind of a firebrand.

And I don't know if that show is working well, but Gates was working with him.

And then they gave Gates to the family.

Well, let's be honest.

No one watches OAN.

They only watch

when you're on with Chanel.

Nobody watches me either.

But the point is that Gates has the potential to draw an audience.

He is really, he is very talented.

He's a natural.

Yeah, he is.

But

here's the thing that bugs me.

The term free speech,

I don't understand where this came from.

You know, the First Amendment speaks specifically of Congress making no law or abridging the freedom of speech.

When did that become free speech?

It just makes no sense to me.

And it's irksome.

I don't know why.

Because it's not what it is.

What is free speech?

Free speech?

What does that mean?

Freedom of speech, a God-given right.

Yeah, I understand that.

That's what it means.

Free speech means freedom of speech.

It just bugs me.

I wish they would just say freedom.

I don't like the way the term is put.

I don't.

I would just prefer.

Shortened forms.

I would prefer a lawyer and attorney general to use the word specifically.

Words matter in law.

So, as does hate speech.

Well, it doesn't bother me at all.

No, that's fine.

Here's another 45 seconds of this nonsense.

Do you think Charlie was assassinated because our country can't handle free speech or because one type of speech is seen as obscene by another political party?

Well, in this case, it was clearly obscene by a political party, an opposing view.

Sure.

It doesn't matter.

You can't have that hate speech in the world in which we live.

And you knew Charlie better than anyone.

The world revolves around hate speech, Pombandy.

Pombandy.

Pombandi.

Pombandi.

That's our new name.

Pombandy.

In which we live.

And you knew Charlie better than anyone.

He would want everyone to unite right now.

And I think what Erica said is they had no idea what they unleashed by doing this.

Around this.

This is

a clip.

See, that clip is stopped.

So she,

you know, we haven't seen Bondi doing anything.

She, you know, she comes on and she says this and that.

She does her press conferences, her prepared stuff.

Yeah.

But now that I think about it, she's never been

on the tonight show with Jimmy Fallon.

She doesn't do anything.

She's not a talker.

She's not somebody who goes out and

yeah, exactly.

Now we know why.

Her people have protected her well somehow because she's friends with

the Katie Miller pod.

Right.

So she ended up being suckered because it's a

friendly fire operation.

You know, let's go do this.

You can't go up.

What could possibly go wrong?

But this is the milieu right now within her department.

And this is all a part of a big setup.

And we followed this since 2009 or 10 when the whole concept of hate speech came up.

That during the Obama years,

which came out of the left.

Yes, of course it did.

And it started with bullying.

I remember, I can go back and I can find all the shows.

We said, whatever happened to Sticks and Stones will break my bones.

Words are violence, man.

That's where we're at today.

Words are violence.

Bullying, bullying, bullying.

You can't be bullied.

That's hateful.

So, is she?

Do you think that she?

I mean, I'm trying to understand how she came to this.

Well, this isn't actually, that's very interesting.

Goat in the troll room says this could have been a hit by Miller

to get her out.

Oh, Miller's that type of guy.

Yes.

He's a conniver.

You can tell by just watching him.

That is a very interesting point, GOAT.

And that would be, that's a good point.

The chat room came to life.

Yeah.

That's an interesting point.

The idea that she's been a, because she has not done jack, really.

She knows.

You know, where's the arrest?

Where's this?

Where's the artist?

She's only hurt things.

She hasn't done anything, anything positive.

No, she's a big talker, no action.

And we've been noticing this.

And she sachets.

It's like, yes, she does.

And

she's like

the DOJ version of Comer, the guy who's always doing the hearings.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Nothing ever comes to another guy.

Yeah.

Yes, I like that.

That's a great theory.

A Miller.

I hate that.

It's Miller time, everybody.

Leashed by doing this around this country and around this world, how so many more conservatives, I think, who are quiet, are going to come out and be so outspoken.

I've had my friends, a couple of my friends' kids even reach out to me who I didn't realize how conservative they were.

They're in college, how much they cared about Charlie, and they are going to be activists now.

Okay.

So, yeah, that really puts it into perspective.

You're right.

She's never on any talk shows because she's no good.

She's no good at it.

And what she has to say is no good.

That she just keeps putting her foot in her mouth every single time.

And it's time for her to go.

Then that a Miller hit is, I'm all in on that.

Now, I'm going to lead you because you sent me the Cash Patel video, which I'd see most of it in real time.

You got a lot of clips.

I have way too many clips from it.

That's all right.

I have two clips that'll set you up as far as I could tell from you, because there were two hearings.

There was the committee hearing, and then there was the hearing the next day.

And the hearing the next day was where all this fireworks happened with Macy Hirono,

Marcy, whatever her name is.

All the idiots came out, which is just phenomenal, just entertainment and meant to be entertainment.

And by the way, this is in the show notes.

People can watch this for it, it goes on for like four hours, but it's highly entertaining.

Oh, it was very good.

Yes, it's exactly what we needed for clips.

But the serious business happened in the committee meeting the day before.

And wow, what a setup between Lindy Hop Graham, Lady G,

Lady G, and Cash Patel

with printed boards, with with stats, and everything, and it came down to hate speech.

After the assassination of Charlie Kirk, there seems to be one refrain from everybody, and that's about the effect of social media.

Do you believe that social media is one of the instruments radicalizing America and inciting violence?

Well, it's not.

My belief is based on the data, and the data shows that social media is wildly out of control when it comes to

radicalizing.

Dead right.

So what did he just say?

This guy's the FBI director.

He says that social media is wildly out of control.

Now, free speech, we all agree with that.

You can't yell fire in the theater, right?

So this is where I'm like, okay, Lindsay.

Yes, you can yell free speech in a crowded theater.

But you can yell fire, not free speech.

Thank you.

Space space.

You can yell free speech all you want, and you can yell fire.

But you can't do it if you intend malice for people to get hurt in a stampede going out and you have intent.

No, you can't do that.

And this is a gross, gross twisting of an opinion from the Supreme Court where they literally said the opposite.

You can yell fire or free speech for that matter.

in a theater.

So right off the bat, this is a setup.

Patel's in on it.

He says that social media is is wildly out of control now free speech we all agree with that but you can't yell fire in the theater right yes sir yes sir free speech doesn't allow you to go online and groom a child for sexual

no what what all of a sudden oh let's link children in okay let us let us connect

hate speech with grooming children online.

This is very, very devious here.

It does not.

Okay, free speech doesn't allow you to go on the internet and

basically incite somebody to kill another person, right?

Absolutely not.

So if it's illegal offline, it should be illegal online.

Agreed?

Whatever the law is.

Agreed?

Yes, sir.

You know, by the way, stop the clip.

I really hate this guy's questioning style.

It's always he says something, and then he says, agree?

Yeah, it's a gree.

It's a yes or no question.

It's a yes or no question.

Agree?

It's a setup.

Agree?

Because it's a setup.

This is a setup.

No, it's it's it's it's yes, it's a setup, but it's it's it's like scripted.

Yes.

It's annoying.

Oh, yeah.

It's it's scripted, all right.

Basically incite somebody to kill another person, right?

Absolutely not.

So if it's illegal offline, it should be illegal online, agreed?

Whatever the law is.

Yes, sir.

Just because you're online doesn't give you a get out of jail free card.

No, sir.

So if a parent is worried about a child being bullied.

Bullied?

Hold on a second.

We went from hate speech, yelling fire in a theater, to grooming children to bullying.

Okay.

Get out of jail-free card.

No, sir.

So if a parent is worried about a child being bullied on a website, what rights do they have under U.S.

law?

We have to balance the rights, as you said, Senator, of free speech versus those that encroach on the budget.

Is there any law that can shut down one of these sites for bullying children or allowing sexual predators on the site.

We are able to attack certain sites on the dark web when it comes to the open internet infrastructure system.

Oh, hold on a second.

Hold on a second.

We can

go after dark sites on the dark web, but when it comes to the free open internet infrastructure,

what?

What are they talking about?

Public companies, companies with money, companies, companies.

The open internet architecture.

This is some bull crap happening here.

Bullying children or allowing sexual predators on the site.

We aren't able to attack certain sites on the dark web when it comes to...

Why is the FBI attacking anything?

Yeah, we can attack them on the dark web, Lindsay.

Best way we can get them, but not the free open internet architecture.

For bullying children or allowing sexual predators on the site.

We aren't able to attack certain sites on the dark web.

When it comes to the open internet infrastructure system, we have to reach a threshold to attack a company's position that only subscribes to the

can the parents sue that company

they can they can they can sue not the social media companies that's what i'm talking about they can sue the companies i'm talking about the social media companies no no no

cash patel got off script he got confused uh uh uh

not the social media companies that's what i'm talking about they can sue sue the companies.

I'm talking about the social media company that gives lives to this behavior.

No, you're referring to Section 230.

There it is.

Would you advocate

a sunsetting at Section 230 to bring more liability to the companies who send this stuff out?

I've advocated for that for years.

Yeah, there we go.

Section 230.

We got a sunset.

Come on, let's take it home.

We need to do this, folks.

We need it.

These companies are taking content

that it makes you sick.

What?

Wait.

So it goes, what he should say is these, yeah.

These companies are taking content.

They're not reliable and they're not donating enough to our campaigns.

We have not gotten enough money from Facebook.

Do you know how many, you know, that's a $1.8 trillion.

Mr.

Patel, this is a $1.8 trillion company.

Do you know what that means in the market cap of $1.8 trillion and how much money that I've gotten from them?

Yeah.

It pales.

Well, did you watch this?

Because that's exactly what happened.

We need to do this, folks.

These companies are taking content

that makes you sick, that could get you killed, get you poisoned.

Poisoned?

Poisoned?

What?

Yeah.

I had to think about this.

I had to listen to it a couple of times.

He's talking about the COVID controversy.

He's talking about

people telling you

ivermectin.

Oh, yeah, that's what he's talking about here.

That it makes you sick, that could get you killed, get you poisoned, and there's nothing we can do about it under our law.

A person can do about it because Section 230.

So if your child is being sexually groomed online or bullied online.

Oh, no, my child is being bullied online.

Quick, call the feds.

And you go to the social media company and ask them to take it down.

They refuse.

You have like zero rights.

How many images of sexually exploited children are purveyed every year on social media sites?

At this point, one of his little lackeys is putting up a board that says 36 million.

The number is astronomical.

And Senator, if I can just add.

He didn't even answer the question because it's there.

Everyone sees it.

One step to that analysis.

Oh, what do you think is going to add?

Come on, I don't know, but it can't be good.

It's not just what's on social media that is quote-unquote real.

It's the introduction of artificial intelligence, generative AI, that is creating even more child sexually abuse material and even more sexually violent acts online and mimicking people.

This is very interesting.

If you create an AI image of

child sexual abuse material,

who do you sue?

I mean, clearly that material was in the corpus, if you think about it.

Where else could it what else is in the corpus of these large language models?

That's dad.

Now, I didn't even think of that.

That's very interesting.

Imagine having to prove that it's not in your corpus, that there's not a million tokens of CSAM.

Would you say that the way social media is structured today, really no accountability, 36 million images in 2023 of sexually exploited children, that this is a public health hazard?

It is.

Yes.

Would you say that it's a mental health problem, particularly for younger people?

It absolutely is.

Because I'm a doctor.

Do you agree that some of these sites are designed to be addictive?

I think not only are some of these sites designed to be addictive, unfortunately the reality is some of these sites are designed to generate income, and many people are generating equal based on this illegal pressure.

$1.8 trillion and no donations.

Do you think it's now time for America to deal with this problem?

I'm all in.

I have been all in, and I'm happy to work with Congress to do so.

Well, I'll tell you what, having the FBI director all in is great news

for me,

and I hope the committee will respond to it.

For me, what is that for me?

That was an interesting little

Congress to do so.

Well, I tell you what, having the FBI director all in is great news for me.

Money.

And I hope the committee will respond and that we'll be all in trying to fix a problem that I think is doing a lot of damage to our country.

So obviously, there's no way that they can restrict the freedom of speech anywhere.

But this leads to only one thing, digital ID.

They are moving towards it.

They are moving towards it because once we can identify who posted it, then all bets are off.

That's where they're going.

Well,

this is probably the most solid evidence you've provided for this thesis of yours, which you've been harping on probably for two years, three years.

You remind me of Horowitz.

He's got this thing about bare feet in the airports that he just can't get off of his mind.

I'm with him on that.

It's disgusting.

Stop it, people.

Stop it.

And

it's like,

yeah,

that would be because it's going to go like this.

They're going to give him some more money.

You've got to get off this 230.

Yeah, stop, stop.

Okay, okay, we'll get off that, but we got to do something about this.

We got to look like we're taking action.

Digital ID.

It's the only way to go.

Because that way you can't have these anonymous people bullying.

And shamer.

And by the way, how do you bullied online?

Do you know what bullying, if you ever, you understand bullying?

Have you been in grammar school?

You got got some big kid who's a big bully.

That's what they call him because he's a big boy.

And he comes and he comes up to you and he just pushes you.

Yes.

Get out of my way.

Yeah, and that's when your parents take you and put you in judo class.

That happened to me.

Well, that could happen.

Yeah.

And so, and so,

you know, the kids, he goes around and he pushes people around.

He tells them to get out of the way.

And he says, hey, go get me some.

You know, he's a bully.

He's just a big bully because

he's a big kid with a lot of power.

Give me your lunch money.

And so you end up with.

How do you do that online?

Well, if your kid's getting bullied online, take your kid offline.

It's that simple.

Hello.

It's that simple.

Stop it.

But no, this is about something else.

And shame on Cash Patel for all the things I think he's doing well.

Shame on him.

Shame on him.

This is shameful.

This little sketch comedy they did together, totally rehearsed with printed PowerPoint slides.

Give me a break.

We know, just say it.

Just say what you want to do.

But they know.

They know it's not going to be easy.

You know, it wouldn't be that hard.

I think you could make a logical demand for digital ID by being forthright.

Yeah, but they're not.

They're saying, oh,

you're going around the bush, 230.

Oh, my God.

Bullying, poisoning online.

Yeah.

Section 230

was the reason the internet became such a success because of America's involvement.

That and

under Bill Clinton, all of this, I believe.

No taxes.

No taxes on

that would help.

And also Bill Clinton soft on porn.

Yeah,

it's a coiner phrase.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's during that era when I wrote the telecom book and then I watched the porn.

It was like an underground thing with the modems.

We tease about this, I think.

Every show.

Every show.

We talk about, you know, you got

the way

everyone had BBSs and they had 40 phone lines coming into their house.

The phone companies were doing bank.

Yeah, they were doing it good.

And that all changed with the internet.

The internet screwed that up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, I remember when the telcos wanted to charge

per minute or, you know, per data packet.

The exact opposite of what

internet was in the beginning.

Yeah, but they screwed themselves up.

I'll just stick a little pin in this because I want to come back to the social media companies in a bit, but I think we should have some entertainment value with some of your voluminous amount of clips of nonsense with Patel in the Senate.

Yes, this was the this series of clips is a bunch, and there's a lot of them, I have to say, but it just shows you the BS that goes on when when you have the back and forth with these Congress people that hate Trump.

But before we even begin that,

Grassley started off with a bunch of information that I thought was a four-parter that I thought was fascinating.

Oh, yeah, this was good.

And the reason I find it fascinating is because the media refuses to cover it.

You can't talk about Arctic Frost.

No, no, can't do that.

So this is about Arctic Frost.

The media, the New York Times doesn't talk about it.

ABC won't talk about it.

This stuff's been released publicly and on and on and on.

And Grassley himself has to go before, you know, he's the head, he's the chairman of the committee.

And he's actually a pretty, you know, he's an old guy.

He's in his 90s, I think.

Was this the Intel Oversight Committee?

No, this is Judicial Committee.

Judicial Committee.

Okay, Judicial Oversight.

Yeah.

And he's running this thing, and he decides to go off on a couple of issues, including Arctic Frost.

And this is where this is the beginning of of it.

Patel hearings grasp the Arctic frost.

During the Ray era at the FBI, the Bureau reallocated resources from child crimes to January 6th work.

Director Patel, you've also moved agents from just that by itself.

They move resources from child crimes.

Child crimes, I tell you, I can't believe they did that.

Director Patel, you've also moved agents from headquarters to field offices to better assign,

align with their law enforcement mission.

Under your leadership, the FBI has apprehended several most wanted fugitives

and secured the extradition of senior leaders of the Central American gangs like MS-13.

Now, well, it's well understood that your predecessor left you an FBI infected with politics.

I'm going to provide examples of that today, including making public new whistleblower records.

At your nomination hearing, I made public records that whistleblowers provide me about Arctic Frost.

Arctic Frost was the FBI case opened and approved by Antitrust Trump FBI agent Thibault.

Arctic Frost then became Jack Smith's elector case against then Citizen Trump and now President Trump.

These new records show that Arctic Frost was much broader than just an electoral matter.

The case was expanded to Republican organizations.

Okay.

Is he 92, that guy?

Yeah.

He's pretty spry for 92.

I'll give him that.

He's hanging hanging in there, and he's always, he really hasn't aged out.

I mean, he sounded like this 30 years ago.

You're right.

So

he's gotten to some steady state of some sort.

Yeah.

You know what it is?

Testosterone.

He's jacked on T.

I don't know if he's jacked on T, maybe.

He may be jacked on T.

T, yes.

So here we go.

Now he gets into the Arctic fraud.

This is disgusting, by the way.

Some examples of the group that Ray FBI sought to place under political investigation included the Republican National Committee, Republican Attorney General's Association, and various Trump political groups.

In total, 92 Republican targets, including Republican groups and Republican-linked individuals, were placed under the investigative scope of Arctic Frost.

On that political list was one of Charlie Kirk's groups, turning point, USA.

In other words, Arctic Frost wasn't just a case to politically investigate Trump.

It was the vehicle by which partisan FBI agents

and Department of Justice prosecutors could achieve their partisan ends and improperly investigate the entire Republican political apparatus.

So today, Senator Johnson and I are making these records public for the entire country to see.

And I hope a lot of people are interested in in seeing what government can do when various agencies have a political agenda.

I was looking, let's see,

Fox News reported on it.

The second hit on Google News is the Times of India.

So, yeah, that kind of shows.

Yes.

So if you want to find, you know, you talked about this the other day about people and their

narrow focus when it comes to media consumption.

Yeah, there it is.

You had the friend that only watched the MSM.

I have friends that only read the New York Times, and that's everything.

So they didn't pick up on this.

They don't know about it.

And somebody mentioned the other day in one of these talk shows, they said,

you know, if you went up to the public today and asked them about Trump and Russia, they would say, well, yeah, Putin, you know, yeah, Trump was doing business with Russia.

I mean,

these things have not been corrected at all.

When I think about it, the reason why the New York Times may not be writing about this is because they were probably getting a steady feed of information from people who were running it.

Think about that.

Yeah.

Scoops.

Scoops.

Scoops, as they would put it.

But

it's disgusting.

This is not just, and the Arctic Frost is not in the media at all.

Isn't this Watergate level?

Isn't that played on our show?

Isn't this Watergate level, this?

I think it's at minimum.

Yeah.

Watergate stuff was, if you read, again, we brought this up, and we're one of the few shows that harps on it, which is Russ Baker's book, which talks about Watergate actually being a CIA scam.

Okay, so will, that's enough.

That's water under the bridge.

Let's go to party.

He continues with more stuff.

My investigative work has also exposed the political way in which Peter Navarro

was investigated and prosecuted.

When FBI agent Tebow found out that Biden's DOJ would prosecute Navarro, he said, Wow,

great.

That's a quote unquote.

Through whistleblowers, I've obtained an audio recording of Special Agent Gio Gardena

and Special Agent Sebastian Gardner's delivery of a subpoena to Navarro.

I'm making that

audio public today.

In a court document filed by the Department of Justice, Navarro's interaction with the FBI

was unfairly described as, quote, unquote, the word combative.

That intervention with Navarro

was just

as the justification to later aggressively arrest him.

Then we get to the Clinton Annex and the Durham Annex.

The Clinton Annex showed that the Comey FBI had evidence necessary to complete the Clinton investigation.

The one about her mishandling of emails and classified information, but the FBI never did its job because it never reviewed the evidence at that time.

The Durbin annex showed that the Clinton campaign had a plan to falsely tie Trump to Russia, yet the Comey FBI failed to investigate that information.

Instead, the Comey FBI used the discredited Clinton campaign-funded steel dossier to advance crossfire hurricane against Trump.

I'm calling it the North Sea Nexus.

That's my new name

for the Anglo-Dutch system.

The North Sea Nexus.

Yeah, there it is.

There's your British connection right there.

Steel.

Yeah, Steel.

Okay, we wrap it up with this last clip.

Director Patel, thanks in a large part to you.

Both annexes were finally declassified.

That may be history, but it's history to make sure we don't repeat the history of the past.

And the people ought to be concerned when the weaponization of government is used in this way, whether it's done by Republicans or Democrats.

Last Congress, I made public an FBI document called 1023-4

that alleged a bribery scheme with the Biden family.

To date, the FBI has never answered Congress whether they investigated the text messages, the audio files, and the financial records referenced in that 1023.

Whistleblowers have provided my office with two additional FBI 1023 documents.

These documents memorialize

statements from FBI sources.

These two new 1023 documents are from separate FBI confidential human sources during different years.

So in total, we now have three different FBI confidential human sources providing information about the Biden family and potential criminal conduct.

Today, Senator Johnson and I are releasing these records.

Yes, to much fanfare and applause, and nothing will happen.

No, nothing will happen because nobody's going to cover it.

The news media is completely corrupted.

And they're complicit.

They're complicit in this.

They were getting all of their information from this cabinet.

I wonder why they called it Arctic Frost.

I'm just always curious about a

code name like that.

Yeah, code names are always screwy.

Arctic Frost.

I don't know.

I don't know either.

It's going to freeze out Trump.

Yeah, maybe.

Well,

right there in the first 45 minutes of episode 1800, you have gotten information about your future and the state of affairs in the United States that you will not get anywhere.

I hope you're pleased.

Yeah, that's pretty much summarizes it.

And then the rest of the thing was a joke.

Yes, fine.

Because you had all the Democrats yelling at Patel for being a doofus and he's dumb and he's no nobody's pick your favorites.

This is good.

Well, so I'm going to start with a couple of them.

There's always

a lot of snark that went back and forth.

This is

Patel on,

let's go Patel, we'd go with Durbin.

This is

the

Democrat head.

Yes, of course.

Patel Durbin on polygraphs is interesting.

Polygraphs.

Here we go.

Director Patel, Patel, in addition to the extensive purge of nonpartisan career FBI official reports, reports indicate that dozens of remaining officials have been suggested, have been subjected to polygraph exams to test their loyalty.

My understanding is approximately 40 officials have been asked to sit for a polygraph during your administration, and several have been asked whether they have ever made negative comments about you.

Director Patel, FBI agents pledge their loyalty to the Constitution of the United States, not you personally.

Hey, hold on a second.

I made Tina do that just last week.

I mean, I don't know, what's the problem?

What is the basis for requiring polygraph exams of your workforce and asking them if they've made negative comments about you?

I don't know what reports you're referring to, Ranking Member, and I reject any reporting that has false information in it, so I'm not going to respond to that.

As far as polygraphs go, generally they are always and always have been utilized at the FBI to track down those that leak sensitive information and have unauthorized unauthorized disclosures to the media, and we will continue to use them to ensure the integrity of the FBI.

Did any individual on your senior executive team, the director's advisory team, or who serve in the positions on the seventh floor, receive disqualifying alerts on their polygraphs?

Senator, I'm not going to get into the personnel discussions that were had on a polygraph.

Those are private discussions, and many of them relate to ongoing investigations.

No, oh, yeah.

Liars, liars everywhere.

We got it.

So I don't, you know, he made a big fuss about the polygraphs, and it's like, I would be kind of annoyed if they didn't give the people that work in these intelligence agencies polygraph tests.

Yeah, sure.

But at the same time, I'm led to believe, I could be wrong, and somebody can straighten me out on this, that you can beat a polygraph if you're trained to beat it.

Yeah, so it's been said, yes.

It's been said, and the CIA is supposed to have the best people that can do that.

Who can beat them?

Yeah, who can beat them?

Sure.

Yeah, it's

breath control.

Sure.

Have you ever been on a polygraph?

No, have you?

Oh, yeah.

Oh?

So there was a...

Here we go.

This is a story I haven't heard.

I don't think I've heard you on the poly.

So when I was at Cal Berkeley, one of the things all students did that had any sense.

is you take

you jump into these studies

not the ones where they give you drugs but just other kinds of studies.

You've been MK Ultra.

I knew it.

I knew it.

You're a monarch.

And so there was a study being done on the response to grotesque films,

movies.

And a friend of mine, a friend of mine.

Oh, wait a minute.

These are studies you get paid for.

That's why you jump on them.

Yeah, no, this was back in the day.

It's 50 bucks, which is in today's money.

It's $500.

Okay, so you've got to go do this.

Yeah, of course.

So

you'd find out what they were.

A lot of them were kind of secretive.

You had to find out what they were, and then you'd find out what they paid to go do it.

And so in this one, it was a response to.

Disgusting movies.

Well, the guy, my friend says, hey, you got to see this.

He says they show like

they sit you down and put you in a polygraph.

And you're all wired up.

And then they show you these disgusting movies.

And he told me what the movies were.

And I remember one of these movies was uh

i it's called signal 53 or so it was some name it was a movie it was a gruesome movie about car wrecks yeah and it was used in drivers education classes to scare kids to making them drive safer wow and then there was another movie which was a movie that was used to be shown and these movies are all out of out of the picture now you've never seen these but this movie was uh i did i've never seen it before but he told me about it he says what happens is a shop class movie to show you if you don't use a

saw correctly, signal 30 gets killed.

Signal 30 is the name of the movie, Signal 30, right?

That's what he's saying.

So, but the shop class one was the one.

He says, Yeah, the guy saw on a board or sawing a two by four, and then the thing gets caught in the blade and flies across the room and goes right through and impales some guy.

Nice.

And I said, Wow.

And so I sat, so I was, I took it.

You go to the movies and you get paid.

This is great.

So I wanted to go see these movies.

So the guy wires me up and they put the things on your fingers and they put a strap around your chest.

And they do, yeah, everything is sticking something in your mouth.

But you're all wired up.

And so the guy's got the polygraph going.

He starts to show these movies.

And so.

I'm watching these movies.

They're just disgusting.

And especially the one with a board that

goes through this guy.

That's bad.

And so

after the thing was over, the guy says, you know,

the clinical psychologist that was doing the doing this research says, I don't know.

He says, you know, your results are pretty crummy.

He says, he says, you just had, you had a ridiculous amount of anticipation

before we showed, even showed the movie.

He says, you were out of control.

And so he, so, because I was in, I knew what the movies were about in advance.

And I guess what they were looking for is somebody who was stupid and you didn't know what was going on.

And then you were shocked.

And then so they'd get their shock reaction.

They know what it looks like on a polygraph.

But

they couldn't get that from me because I was like in complete wired to anticipation, expecting what I was going to see.

And so they, my results were no good.

I got paid,

but I didn't help the study.

That Signal 30 movie is pretty bad.

That's

the dead bodies, they're dragging them out from

car wrecks.

That's it's on YouTube.

It's pretty bad.

Yeah, it's a it's it's grotesque.

But that but yeah, so I yes, I've been hooked up to a polygraph.

Okay.

And they're they're they're pretty good.

I don't know how you could stop your your emotions from affecting it.

Apparently you can uh according to the trolls, and the trolls would know, but uh you can fake a polygraph by clenching your butt cheeks.

This is a tip.

This is tip of the day.

Yeah, I I don't I think I was clinching my butt cheeks without

anyway.

Yeah.

Okay, onward with these clips.

Sorry for the diversion.

Hey, people come for the stories.

I don't know about that one.

Now,

here's a classic snarky answer that this Patel would try to do these every chance he had.

And this is a Durham snarky answer.

And the FBI was directed to flag any documents that mentioned President Trump.

No, by the way, wait, stop.

I got to set it up.

This is

grilling Patel about the FBI being told to find all the references to Trump in the Epstein documents.

Oh, okay.

And the FBI was directed to flag any documents that mentioned President Trump.

Nothing came of that review until July when DOJ and FBI released an unsigned memorandum stating there is no incriminating client list.

Why was this July 7th memorandum unsigned?

Would you prefer I've used AutoPen?

you?

Well, why was it?

The memorandum had the insignia of the Department of Justice and the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Okay.

Good old, good old Patel.

So, what is the point?

Why was it unsigned?

Why was it unsigned?

Oh, give me a break.

Yeah, try and see.

So, he wasn't the worst, though.

The worst, I got another one.

Now, this isn't really a back and forth.

This is just funny.

This is White House.

This is Patel versus White House.

And they bring out, they smear

Janine Pirro.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Everyone calls her hilarious.

The FBI does background investigations.

In the case of

a U.S.

attorney, Janine Pirro,

it has come to light that

in a civil proceeding.

that Fox News executives prior to her confirmation called her, I'm quoting here, a reckless maniac who makes, quote, insane comments.

Oh, wait, surprise, TV executives call their hired spokespeople maniacs and morons.

Yeah, that never happens.

No, that never happens.

Ever.

And said, I don't trust her to be responsible, and noted her penchant for what they called random conspiracy theories on weird internet sites.

Okay, so now now the Fox News people are credible.

I got it.

My question to you is:

did that turn up in her background investigation?

For any background investigation, Senator, we do not discuss those publicly.

And for every background investigation, when there's adjudication, it is not made by me.

It is made by the career professionals who run the inspection division and background check system.

Yeah, the same people that did Arctic Frost.

Do you know if that information was found?

You see, we're an oversight body here.

And there are are really three possibilities here.

One is that the FBI background investigation didn't find that stuff.

That's worth noting because these investigations, full-field background investigations, are supposed to find that stuff.

That's possibility one.

Possibility two is that the FBI did, in fact, find that information and then did not report it to the administration or to the committee.

And the third is...

Dude, have you ever seen Judge Janine on TV?

You don't need Fox executives to tell you that she's crazy.

We all know that.

She's fun.

She's nuts.

But you found it.

You reported it to the administration, and they went ahead with her nomination, knowing that she had been described as a reckless maniac who made insane comments, who wasn't trusted by colleagues to be responsible, and who had a penchant for random conspiracy theories on weird internet sites.

Are you saying that this committee does not have any authority or reason to look into which of those things is true?

This committee can look into anything it wishes.

I'm telling you that the background investigations that are done by the HRD division are done by career individuals.

They do not report the details of those to me.

They adjudicate those independently and individually.

Oh, that's disappointing.

I was trying to get you, Patel.

I just think...

Going on about a reckless mania.

And by the way, so what?

Like you said, these executives are always saying weird stuff about the talent.

Nobody who's behind the camera, generally speaking, likes the talent.

And it's, I mean, you should have heard what Bloom and I would say about you behind your back.

I can just imagine.

Slacker.

Old coot.

Slacker.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Exactly.

All of that.

Yeah.

That's what you do.

Yeah.

Because you're, because people behind the, because those executives are jealous

of the fame, of the great position these people have.

Well, or the perceived

great position that they have.

We're the ones running this show here.

You make million dollars just

pretty with me.

Ignoring the fact that you're out of the business for two minutes, like Roseanne Barr, and nobody knows who the hell you are.

Roseanne who?

Roseanne who?

All right, so let's go to some other joker.

This is Hirono.

Ah, my favorite.

From Hawaii.

The senator from Hawaii.

She's the dumbest person in Congress.

Maybe she's maybe the dumbest person in Hawaii.

Which leads to was a why?

It's a softball.

I'm not going to touch.

Here we go.

Derek Patel, just like the rest of the federal government, there have been significant personnel changes at the FBI since President Trump took office.

I want to better understand the scope of the turnover and the changes occurring at the FBI.

Since January 20, 2025, how many FBI employees have retired, resigned, been fired, or otherwise separated from employment?

I need a number.

We'll get you a number.

What is the number?

You don't have it?

Not off the top of my head, and I want to get you the right number.

Would it surprise you to know that it's probably in the thousands, like 5,000?

I don't think that number is accurate.

You don't know.

Next question.

How many special agents or analysts have left or been fired from the FBI since January 20th, 2025?

We will get you the numbers, and anyone that retires is of their own volition.

And anyone that is terminated at the FBI, as I've said before, is done so because they have failed to meet the standards and uphold their loyalty and oaths to the company.

I'm sure you say.

Next question.

How many executive assistant directors?

Assistant directors or special agents in charge have left or been fired from the FBI since January 20th, 2025.

Again, people leaving on their own accord or terminations were done by the standards set at the FBI that have been killed.

With this question, I'm getting to the leadership of the FBI, and you don't have that answer.

Next question: which field office, division, or directorate has lost the most personnel since January 20th, 2025?

And

do you have the answer to that question?

What's the question?

Yeah, actually, every single field office in the country, including Hawaii, has received a plus-up of FBI agents because we're pushing them out to the field.

Okay, so you're telling me that no field office, division, or directorate has lost any personnel since January 20th, 2025?

That's your answer?

In Hawaii, there's been a plus-up.

In every single state that I'm looking at, we have allocated a plus-up for field offices across the country so that the FBI can continuing the historic achievements it's done in these last seven months.

When you're talking about firings, you're looking for a media hit and a fundraising clip, and I'm not going to give it to you.

Plus-up.

It's a plus-up.

I never heard that term, a plus-up.

Yeah, I never heard that before either.

It's pretty interesting.

A plus-up.

You're looking for a media hit.

Well, she got it on the No Agenda Show.

Good job, Hirono.

Here's the second part of this.

It doesn't matter.

I'm under what basis they left.

I just want to know how many have left.

And I think your testimony is nobody has left.

Next question.

Nope, that's not my testimony.

You asked it one time, I answered it one time, you didn't get the answer you wanted for your clips.

I keep asking it, and I told you I'd get you the numbers, but you can keep asking it.

Do people actually still play these clips?

Do they even make it on the air with these clips?

No, no, only here, only here, exclusive.

It's like,

I mean, they're hoping for something, but they haven't seen a clip from a

campaign

in a long time.

from a hearing ever

which means a long time okay there's only two more sets here all right uh we can do blumenthal i have the blumenthal bs blumenthal is a uh he's a corrupt he's a nasty man he's a nasty he's a mean-spirited guy and he's uh he he is actually kind of interesting the fbi agents association has said that your actions quote

distract agents from their work, foster fear that their assignments could cost them their careers, either now or under the next administration, and increase the risk of criminal and national security threats by undermining unity and morale within the Bureau, end quote.

This association, as you know, is voluntary.

It represents 14,000 members, 90% of all the active agents.

These are your employees saying

that your performance has been unqualified and unfit.

Oh, surprise.

A union doesn't like leadership.

Wow.

Okay.

The thing about that clip, if you listen to it carefully, what he says at the end is not true.

The clip that this reminds me, if you remember about six, seven years ago on this show, we used to do these clips all the time.

where they would say one thing on the TV news and then they'd play a clip that supposedly was to back it up.

The whipsaw.

But the clip was about something completely different.

The whipsaw.

The whipsaw, we called it.

The whipsaw.

That's right.

I forgot about that.

The whipsaw, where you say one thing, and then the president said that the country's coming to an end.

Let's hear from the president.

And the president, yeah,

we're going to have a dinner tomorrow.

And

it just was just dissociated.

So, what Blumenthal says is that the association didn't like

the

loss of camaraderie.

And then, when he summarized it after quoting from the

quote unquote,

then he says that he makes the assertion that they think he sucks.

Yeah.

They never said that.

This clip is

disingenuous.

They never said that he was a loser and needed to go.

Gambling?

Anyway, people can go back and listen to that again.

And here's a follow-up.

By the way, Patel, by the way, Patel does not call him out for this.

He misses it because

at this point, he's not paying attention anymore.

So he goes on to this pattern that he uses consistently throughout the, and it got really old-fast.

I completely disagree with your entire premise that I have lied or am misleading the FBI.

If I were, the results that I announced today by the men and women of the FBI and the historic records we are doing to keep this country safe would not be possible.

Yeah.

Did you catch

the historic records?

Yeah, he went rattled off.

No, it's important.

It's short, but it's important.

Transparency remains one of my main priorities at the FBI.

And this is what I've done in my seven months at the helm.

We've produced more than 33,000 pages of documents to Congress to a variety of committees.

33,000, I tell you.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's good.

By the way, one of our producers, John, sent me, he said

he did a criminal investigation statement analysis class.

He took a class.

He said, one of the indicators the instructor had us look at was the use of the number three.

He called three the liar's number.

When deceptive people

have to come up with a number, they will often choose the number three or a number that begins with a three.

Just using three doesn't necessarily mean the person is lying.

However, if the number three appears in the statement along with some other deceptive deceptive language, then it starts to add up that the person is not being truthful.

And there's a whole document that he sent along with it.

The liar's number, the liar's number, which is good.

I like that.

Okay, now

this is the last set, and this is it with Corey Booker.

And the reason I want to play these, and

one of them is kind of mislabeled, which I'll point out to you when I get to it.

Is that this was the most misleading.

This is the Corey Booker one.

Every news show had this clip, and it was Booker and Patel yelling at each other.

No, wait, wait.

I'm still setting it up.

Sorry.

So they're yelling at each other and yelling at show, but the context of the yelling, it was completely mis.

I think it was falsely presented because the nature of the thing, of the Booker-Patel

conversation, was Booker berated Patel, and they went back and forth for a while, just normally, civil in a civilized manner.

And then

it was over.

Right.

And then,

because Booker had gone on a rant

saying he's going to get fired and he's no good, and then he stopped at the end of his time without asking a question or anything, but he had a bunch of accusations.

So, Grass, and I have all the clips that prove this.

Grassley then said,

Okay,

and he said to Patel, would you like to just have time to answer all these allegations?

And he gave him the floor.

Yeah.

So Booker didn't have the, he wasn't, he wasn't, this was not a back and forth.

Patel had the floor, and Booker interrupted him

during his

allotted time, which was not made clear by anybody.

My time, your time, my God.

Your God.

So here's a couple of examples of Booker going off.

And this is a Patel Booker, or it says BP.

You can find it.

Yeah, I got it.

I got it.

Booker.

All agents have been diverted from their work to do assist ICE immigration enforcement.

20%.

Part of this operation is the work of mass law enforcement who jump out of cars, snatch people off streets at churches, schools, and their jobs in hospitals.

Have there been any FBI agents who investigate crimes against children that have been assigned to immigration enforcement?

Yes or no?

See, yes or no question.

So, of course,

Ted Cruz came on afterwards and berated him for that question because the whole thing about ICE and immigration, that is about children.

So now we go to this one here, which is the L Booker.

You have to find this.

El Booker?

What?

The El Booker Rant One?

Yeah, go would do that one.

And then the last,

I'm sorry I screwed these up.

L Booker Rant 1, but then there's also

B-P-E-R-3.

Okay.

How did you mislabel that one?

I looked at it later and I wondered myself.

Okay.

So right now we're playing L Booker Rant 1.

Yeah.

Okay.

And you want to replace them.

And shockingly, you admitted in this hearing to Senator Coons that it would take 14 years to fill the vacancies at your agency.

Many are the result of your purge.

Purge.

20% of FBI agents are doing low-level immigration enforcement instead of their mission-critical work.

You've disbanded entire task forces that stop

election interference,

foreign influence, public corruption.

And who benefits from this?

Well, corrupt people benefit from it.

Criminals benefit from it.

Vladimir Putin benefits from it.

And it really makes me wonder who you're looking out for.

Yeah.

Putin.

Putin, baby.

We brought it back to Russia.

Wow, well done, Book.

Book said.

Yeah, he did pretty good there.

And then

his last thing is this B-dash-dash

before an attack because of your failures of leadership.

I don't think you're fit to hit him in the Bureau.

But here's the thing, Mr.

Patel.

I think you're not going to be around long.

I think this might be your last oversight hearing.

Because as much as you supplicate yourself to the will of Donald Trump and not the Constitution of the United States of America, Donald Trump has shown us in his first term and in this term, he is not loyal to people like you.

Oh, I'm shaking in my boots.

Shaken, I tell you.

So, after all this has gone on and on, we have that.

This was the clip is Patel Booker Finale One.

And this is Grassley coming in and saying, okay,

you said your peace.

Of defending this country.

Thank you, Mr.

Chairman.

Do you

want to say anything?

Yes, sir.

That rant of false information does not bring this country together.

If you want to work on bringing this country, it's my time, not yours.

My God, my God,

fighting this country, it is my time.

Did he have pearls by any chance that he could clutch?

Because he needed it at that moment.

My God.

God, my God.

If you want to talk about fighting this country,

I follow you on your social media posts that tear

you apart to address your

falsehoods.

Oh, you are.

You better try all you're doing.

have to do not say

my time for what I said.

Sir, you're

not.

You don't tell me my time is over.

You don't have to be over.

You can't lecture me.

You can tell me my time is over.

You may be the charge of the time.

I'm not going to do that.

I am not afraid of you.

Mr.

Chairman.

Reclaiming my time.

This is it.

That's what they played the most of.

Spartacus.

He was not letting him have his time.

He doesn't let anyone eat the cheese off his bread.

That's Spartacus.

No, reclaiming my time.

He didn't have any time.

It wasn't, he didn't have the floor.

My God, it's my time.

My God, it's my time.

Here we go with the this is the finale, too, which is a little ex adds a little explanation.

Afraid of you.

Mr.

Chairman, point of order.

Senator Boker, I announced at the beginning of this meeting that this back and forth talking over each other doesn't work.

And I said if that happened, I asked Patel not to respond, and I I was going to give him some time after the senator's time was up to respond.

And

he has the privilege to do that uninterrupted.

Yeah.

Well, that didn't end really well.

That was.

Uninterrupted.

Uninterrupted.

Anyway, so that was the context of this

bullcrap.

And even Fox played it out of context.

Of course.

Of course.

Nobody puts anything in context.

You don't want to put it in context because it's not as entertaining.

That's all we want.

That's all we want is entertainment.

That's what we want.

We just want entertainment.

All right.

I'm going to come.

It was kind of out of order.

I didn't, you know, I was thinking I was going to play my Cash Patel clips after yours, but this is not how the flow went.

This is an unscripted reality show.

But someone sent me this clip, and this is about Nepal.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Well, Nepal.

You talk about something that's undercovered unless you watch NHK.

Well, Nepal is interesting.

And by the way, East Timor is now going through a turmoil, too.

Well, Nepal is Nepal is very interesting.

You know, there's been lots of tensions between surprise, surprise, the North Sea Nexus, the United Kingdom, and Nepal.

There was the Anglo-Nepalese War.

Now, we're going way back, 1814, 1816, back when the British East India Company was trying to expand its influence.

And Nepal

is a very

important spot

geopolitically.

They are right in between India and China.

So being there,

I think there's a term for it.

It's like the Himalayan

something.

Let me see if I can find it.

I thought I had a, it was a term for it.

But it's like the Himalayas.

Important because of this connection between,

or

wall, whichever way you want to look at it, between uh China and India, the big, big, big powers.

And there's all kinds, and Nepal has enormous hydropower resources, which everybody would like, of course.

So they're they're a key player.

But, you know, whoever thinks about Nepal, we never think about that.

But maybe, maybe the North Sea Nexus is thinking about it.

But when I got this clip this morning from somebody, and it's a

like a TikTok clip.

I was like, wow, this makes total sense in so many ways.

Not only did the Gen Z of Nepal overthrow their corrupt government for banning all social media and any forms of expression, they also used Discord to help select the new prime minister until next year's elections.

This was Nepal just a couple days ago.

There were massive protests going, they were even burning government buildings.

After successfully overthrowing their government and burning the building, they put the One Piece flag there symbolizing their freedom.

And I was not kidding when I said that they used Discord to come together, rebuild their communities, and then also vote for a new prime minister.

This is just one of the Discord servers that was used to help communicate, organize, and just, you know, fuck shit up in Nepal.

Look at that.

This one, if you can see that over there, 9,000 people were in this Discord call.

Underneath was like 300 plus.

There was a bunch of people on multiple Discord servers.

As someone in the U.S., are we taking notes?

Because our government is seeming a little corrupt in this very moment.

Also, a special shout out to the guy that was there in Nepal just vacationing and stumbled upon their revolution.

And I almost forgot.

So on Discord, they had a poll of different people that they wanted to be the prime ministers and they voted on the first woman to run Nepal.

I hope she kills it.

Show us how to run a country so we can take notes.

So when I saw this, I'm like, ah,

now I see.

Now I'm starting to put things together.

This is like a 31-second about the social media ban in Nepal.

You know, something big has happened in Nepal right now.

And it all started with a ban on social media.

Last week, the government of Nepal suddenly blocked 26 major apps: Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, YouTube, X, even LinkedIn, and Snapchat.

Basically, almost every platform where young people spend their time.

The government has said these companies did not register in Nepal and were not following the rules.

At first, people thought, okay, maybe it's just another regulation.

But for the youth of Nepal, this was the last straw.

Because behind this ban, there's a much bigger story.

Yeah.

So the much bigger story is Discord

is the new PSYOP tool of choice.

It may be not even that new.

It's not seen as a social media site.

It's

originally for gamers.

and gamers always include

the guys who are playing Eve and

World of Warcraft, which is

Army intelligence.

It's well known.

Eve, especially, if you recall from

some of the previous files, there's all kinds of military intelligence and plain old intelligence.

uh people that are on there and how often have we not heard yeah he posted on a Discord server, posts this on a Discord server.

How about this Tyler Robinson Discord server?

Now, luckily, in that first clip by

the TikTok lady, I was able to get a freeze frame of one of the professionally printed signs from this so-called organic Gen Z social media ban uprising.

And it's a huge printed sign, youth against corruption.

Dude,

youthagainstcorruption.org.

You should take a look at it.

This is a serious organization.

And it was written in Hindi, right?

No, no, in English with a QR code.

With a QR code on it.

Oh, yeah.

And their partners,

they have a partners and friends page.

UNODC,

Office of, I can't even read it.

The Office of

Drug and Crime.

Youth Leadership Program.

We have the IRI.

So, this is either CIA or some left-wing operation.

Well, how about the North Sea Nexus?

Integrity Initiatives International,

Environmental and Sustainable Development Unit of Harvard.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It's just

filled with all of these NGOs, and they're the ones that are funding this.

This is really an amazing group that I'd never heard of before.

And they have services.

They have, at YAC, we're dedicated to advancing a culture of integrity and transparency.

Our services are designed to empower individuals, communities, and organizations with the knowledge, tools, tools, and platforms needed to combat corruption effectively.

They even have a consulting business.

Anti-corruption consultancy services.

We offer comprehensive anti-corruption consulting services.

Comes with free Discord server, providing strategic support.

No, no, of course not.

Providing strategic support to organizations and institutions interested in implementing anti-corruption measures and projects within their entities.

And so, who can benefit?

Public sector, municipalities, ministries, and public schools and universities.

Private sector, private schools, universities, and companies, NGOs and civil society, reform and governance advocates.

This is Discord, and it's not just, I mean, you can set up your own Discord server.

It's not like, I don't think you have to be part of the Discord company server network.

This is where the PSYOPs are taking place.

And this is where

you get these groups, you know, call it the dark web, which I'm sure Cash Patel will go after dark web.

This is where you will find groups like the Armed Queers.

which everyone has been talking about.

Here's the founder of Armed Queers, Ermia Fanayayayayan.

What makes the biggest difference for change?

I think that the protests do it more so, actually, because as we've seen, our electoral politics have failed us.

Even though the young people significantly came out and voted for Bernie Sanders during the primary, we saw that Bernie Sanders did not end up being the nominee.

And so, a lot of the times, the loopholes that are in electoral politics don't really allow people to have their voices heard the way that this country was set up.

Some people say that it takes a violent protest to get people to listen.

Do you agree, or should they remain peaceful?

I agree.

I absolutely agree.

You know, I'm a member of the LGBTQ community, and our liberation and our rights came after the Stonewall riots.

That's something that a lot of people don't like to talk about: you know, the LGBTQ movement started with Stonewall riots.

I wouldn't even be able to be a student at the school if it wasn't for a violent riot that took place within a spam of three days.

So I absolutely agree that sometimes violent protests and really riots and those those kinds of loud rebellions must take place for tangible change.

This is a perfect, Discord is a perfect place to go in and be part of the group and rile people up.

And then, you know, if you look at, although they're very tame, the Discord messages, there's nothing even worth reading or playing from the group that Tyler Robinson was in.

You know, it's like, oh, wow, oh, man,

that's sad.

Prayers for Charlie.

This is an operation, and

it's basically

fund the LGBTQ, particularly the tea movement, get people confused, get them on testosterone or estrogen or whatever.

Who knows?

This is a modern-day MK Ultra system.

Not just the drugs, but with the Discord servers, and

it's a phenomenal enterprise.

And that's why you get reports like this from ABC about the text messages.

That stood out to me, David, is those text messages.

I don't know if we have seen uh an alleged murder

with such specific text messages about the alleged murder weapon where it was hidden how it was placed what was on it but also it was very touching in a way that i think many of us didn't expect a very intimate portrait into this relationship between the suspect's roommate uh and the suspect himself with him repeatedly calling his roommate who was transitioning,

calling him my love, and I want to protect you, my love.

So it was this duality of someone who, the attorney said, not only jeopardized the life of Charlie Kirk and the crowd, but was doing it in front of children, which is one of the aggravating circumstances of this case.

And on the other hand, he was, you know, speaking so lovingly about his partner.

So, this reporter, of course, got slammed for saying this, but that's the point.

He ate it.

He had to apologize.

And there's also no evidence about the my love commentary.

There's nobody to document.

Well, no, I mean, we've seen a screenshot of a text message.

We, We, of course, don't know anything, but it's a narrative.

And the narrative is a kind, gentle young man.

How could this happen?

This is Discord.

Discord, dark web, call it whatever you want to.

And someone sent me a couple pre-made clips, they're all very short, of the Matt Kim podcast.

And when you think about what is the importance of Charlie Kirk's murder, well, besides it sparking some form of

a Christian revival, which I think it is happening, much more important is TPUSA.

If you want the future of our country, you've got to go after the next generation.

And that's what these guys assert.

If the facts are what they say,

trans,

angry, don't like MAGA.

Charlie Kirk,

perfect example of

the opposite of that.

Why would we need to make up anything?

Why would we need need to

have this whole rigma roll?

Why do we need to have Cash Patel saying that we caught the guy, but we didn't catch the guy?

Then we didn't catch the guy.

Then we go up and we have the evidence, but we actually have to have the evidence.

He deleted the evidence, but we have the evidence.

And then there's Discord.

And then, like,

why would you need?

And here's text messages.

We're clearly written by a boomer.

Yeah, I'm all in on that.

Clearly, that was very adult, this text message.

And the answer is, of course, simple.

Well, the result is that they are doing a full takeover of the youth.

A full takeover of the youth.

Tell me what this means.

45,000 new TPUSA chapters that are going to be requested to be started.

That's right.

It's a big organization.

Very big, very powerful, rudderless at the moment.

So they're going to have these.

We don't know that.

We don't know what.

That it's rudderless.

I'm going to assert that right now

it's in turmoil.

Can we agree on that?

I think there is turmoil, but that doesn't mean there's not somebody behind the whole thing that's creating, you know, because they've all of a sudden had a massive increase.

That's an organizational nightmare, this increase.

There has to be somebody who can deal with an organizational nightmare.

In other words, it may even be somebody behind Charlie Kirk

that can do a massive operation because it's possible that Charlie, you know, there's no doubt in my mind that Charlie Kirk was an organizational genius and a charismatic figure, but it's not impossible that there's someone else that's also an organization.

Because people, you know, you attract likes, like

kinds.

He may be surrounded by people that are organizational, fantastic organizational people, so it may not be rudderless.

Visionless.

Maybe that's a better term.

Of course, Charlie Kirk wasn't running the organization.

He was the lightning rod.

He brought people in.

He was TPUSA.

The organization itself, I'm actually sure, is pretty well organized.

And there was a lot of strife.

There were a lot of donors pulling out, a lot of them.

And these guys make assertions that I'm going to disagree with, but I want you to hear what they say.

Well, actually,

before you go on, I will say that Tucker made a commentary about this himself, saying that donors are pulling out because they were going to have Tucker speak at one of the events.

Because Tucker had been negative about Israel.

Right.

And he did like a whole 30-minute piece on it, which is too laborious to play.

No,

we're not running it.

You're worried.

No, I don't have it.

But these guys draw a logical conclusion, but I have a commentary about it.

So they're going to have these

indoctrination type of chapters throughout the country.

So you're saying that TPUSA, Charlie Kirk's nonprofit 501c3, Funded all by Zionists.

So what you're saying now is now they fully

run TPUSA.

I mean, who else is running it?

Okay.

And they're in aggressive expansion now.

I saw a clip that said Charlie Kirk, his life goal was to have 20,000 chapters.

And they were at like 12,000.

So you're saying that thanks to the Zionist money now,

Charlie Kirk's vision is going to be exacted.

There's 54,000 requests for new chapters.

So he's going to do it.

He's going to crush it.

So are you saying Christian Zionism is going to grow exponentially?

Exponentially.

Not a crazy thought.

I mean, I don't know why they bring in Zionism specifically, but okay.

Because they're the ones funding it.

Did you not see Ben Shapiro and

those guys running the show yesterday?

On what we were told was like a Christian network.

so here's the big question who benefits you can either fund him for the rest of your life hoping he achieves a fraction of what he promised to do or wants to do and a life goal is like your reach goal your stretch goal or you can fulfill your goal instantly matt what are you insinuating i'm just saying people benefit

you know

we have to try you know There was an episode we did that we didn't publish, but in that episode I said this.

The two things we need to look at is the money trail and who benefits.

So, let me ask you again, Matt, in this episode that we're going to post, what's the money trail look like in your estimation, and who benefits?

The people who want to take control of the minds of the youth

benefit the most

because their organization is larger than ever before.

They are motivated, they are mobilized, they are going to take full control of TikTok and the algorithm.

They sent 250 legislators, five from each state

to Israel to kiss the wall.

You have Trump and Pam Bondi talking about going after hate speech.

Which is the exact thing that Charlie was saying.

Trump said that.

When did Trump say anything?

He didn't.

But these guys, just, I'm just taking it.

We don't have to play the rest of it.

You understand the point they're making.

I think it's a very valid point however

if you really look at who created so-called zionism it is the brits

who oh you're gonna bring it back to your nordic

north

what do you call it again north star the what the north sea nexus yes north sea i liked i i like it i'm just having i'm gonna have trouble adjusting you'll get used to it the north sea nexus they created the modern state of israel and in the coming weeks and coming episodes the coming four more years I will be able to prove how the British Empire specifically is behind a lot of this, behind a lot of the pro-Palestinian protests.

And I think it's absolutely plausible that, you know, look at this organization.

We need to be in charge of that.

And Charlie Kirk is being annoying.

We don't like necessarily where he's going, but you know, it's big enough.

We can get a whole bunch of chapters there.

Do we have anyone in the Discord network?

Let's see if we can get someone riled up and crazy enough.

I am not putting it beyond the realm of possibility.

And if you listen to this interview with former British banker George Soros, your favorite,

from 2015, I don't think I've ever heard this interview before about Russia and Ukraine.

You've been working on helping to build civil society, trying to build it, often frustrated

in the former Soviet Union, in the Soviet Union.

I know you started, I first met you in Ukraine in 1990 when you began those efforts.

There were many years, I think, when it seemed it was all useless.

Does it say something to you, teach you something about open society, civil society building?

Well, yes, because basically,

in many ways,

I set up the foundation in Ukraine in 1990,

which was two years before the independence of Ukraine.

part it was an offshoot of the

foundation in Russia.

I set up

a cultural initiative foundation in the Soviet Union in 1987.

Wow, this got my attention.

I've always thought the Moscow Music Peace Festival in 1988 was a complete CIA operation.

But now I need to re-look at this and think: wait a minute, Soros had a cultural organization in Russia in 1987, a mere year before the Moscow Music Peace Festival, the

obvious psyop for the Russian people to get them ready.

You know, they bring in the scorpions to do a number one song, Wind of Change, bring in David Hasselhoff to claim that he brought down the wall.

Okay.

Okay.

I was unaware that Soros had a cultural cultural organization in Russia.

So you are basically a stoo for Soros.

Truly.

I'm a Soros stooge.

And then

built this branch in Ukraine in

1990.

One of the

things that the foundation did give a lot of scholarships and

supported civil society.

And

the maturity of civil society twenty-five years later is to a large extent

the work of the foundation.

The work of the foundation.

And listen to who was in government in Ukraine.

I didn't realize, actually,

how big an effect it has had over a 25-year period, because those were students.

25 years later, they were leaders.

So, George, the way you describe Ukraine, and you know that's where my own sympathies lie also,

is incredibly appealing.

It maybe is another one of these fantastical objects.

But not all Europeans agree with us.

The leader of your own homeland, Hungary, has described Putin as

a role model.

We have political leaders across Europe.

We have the Greeks right now making trips to Moscow.

We have in France Marianne Le Pen having close contacts with Putin.

How do you explain this influence, this appeal that Putin has in Europe?

Well,

I think I can take

a historical

perspective because I was very much involved in

the collapse of the Soviet system.

That was my debut

as what I call myself a political philanthropist.

My debut.

He's a debutante, and he has not gone away.

So if you look at this through the lens of the North Sea Nexus, we have in Canada a fine

part of the British Empire.

Pretty sure that

the king is the king of Canada.

At least they treat him that way.

There he is.

And who's running the show?

Former British banker.

Banker.

Carney.

And listen to this story from this morning.

It was a silent goodbye for a Liberal Party giant.

You two have some issues, Christia Freeland not speaking with reporters, letting her statement do the talking.

With tremendous gratitude and a little sadness, I have decided to step down from cabinet today and turn the page on this chapter in my life.

The Prime Minister naming the proudly Ukrainian Canadian Freeland as Canada's newly created special representative for the reconstruction of Ukraine.

I think that Krishna is a great Canadian who broke a lot of barriers.

She was our first female finance minister.

Hi, Christend Freeland.

While she intends to stay on as an MP, Freeland's departure from cabinet likely ends the political career of one of Canada's highest-profile politicians.

Freeland's first big file, negotiating the challenging Canada-EU free trade deal.

Finalizing CETA led Freeland to an even bigger deal, NAFTA.

Months of tough negotiations caught Donald Trump's eye.

We're very unhappy with the negotiations and the negotiating style of Canada.

We don't like their representative very much.

Ontario's Conservative Premier became close with Freeland during NAFTA.

I talk to her almost daily, by daily, and she's a good person, and she'll do a great job over in the Ukraine.

Justin Trudeau promoted Freeland to Deputy Prime Minister and eventually finance minister, overseeing massive deficits during COVID and inflation, giving a unique suggestion for Canadians on how to deal with the high cost of living.

I said to the kids, you're older now, you don't want to watch Disney anymore.

Let's cut that Disney Plus subscription.

Freeland, often a lightning rod for the opposition,

was the minister most associated with the Trudeau era, but she eventually helped push him out the door, resigning from cabinet just hours before she was supposed to table the fall economic statement in December.

She ran to replace her old boss as liberal leader, but managed only 8% of the vote, getting crushed by Mark Carney, the godfather to one of her children.

Oh, he's the godfather to one of her children?

Please,

this is incestuous.

Yeah, well, that's yeah, that would be typical.

So then we get the big, what do they call it, pomp and circumstance of President Trump, I'm going to presume keeping his enemies closer than his friends, going to.

Yeah, I have to assume the same thing.

I'm in total agreement with this.

He's over there,

but he's needling them too.

And it's

a very big, well, did you hear?

Okay.

So this from this morning, I just clipped a few short bits.

This is the Starmer Trump presser.

Listen to this Cheshire cat.

Mr.

President, next year we'll celebrate the 250th anniversary of the United States.

Yeah, we're celebrating kicking your butt, Limey.

We've come on a long journey together since 1776.

Yes, remind us of when we kicked your butt.

But it's no exaggeration to say that the partnership our two nations have built has shaped the world from the beaches of Normandy to the founding of NATO

to the creation of technologies that have revolutionized our lives.

Time and time again, it is British and American men and women side by side changing the path of history

and turning it towards our values,

English freedom, democracy, and the rule of law.

In Britain, we take huge pride in that.

In freedom of speech.

And let's be clear: this relationship is not just about history, it's about the future.

It's about the benefits it delivers now and for decades to come to make our people safer and better off.

So, we don't know exactly what they discuss, but I do have two short clips which give us a little bit of insight, which no one is really picking up on, other than just as a headline.

This is President Trump.

This enduring connection is why I was thrilled that the United Kingdom was the very first country with which we made a historic trade deal and a very good trade deal.

He's a tough negotiator.

I think it was a better deal for you than us, but these are minor details.

It's a very good deal for both of you.

He is a great negotiator.

We will extend our unparalleled security alliance into the realm of economic security for the first time.

What?

Economic security?

What does that mean?

Economic security.

Well, the one thing I noticed when he starts talking about somebody being a great negotiator, that means he's got him by the nuts.

Yes.

You're screwed.

Hey, you're screwed, dude.

So, not only are our, I guess, military security, but economic security.

Don't worry.

We've got you by the nuts there, too.

We took away LIBOR.

We'll extend our unparalleled security alliance into the realm of economic security for the first time.

And I look forward to finalizing it very soon.

We'll have it done very quickly.

Very quickly.

Can't wait to read it.

And then the final one.

We have also just signed a historic technology prosperity deal.

Technology prosperity sounds like smoke.

One of a kind to ensure our countries lead the next great technological revolution side by side.

In fact, we just left the business leaders, the biggest in the world.

Some are in this room right now.

And that was quite a meeting we had on business and trade and technology.

This trip has galvanized $350 billion in deals across many sectors.

And we're committed to ensuring that the UK is a secure and reliable supply of the best AI hardware and software on Earth.

And we supply that, and we'll make sure we supply it in quantity.

I got a whole bushel of AI coming your way.

To the UK, and we are

joining forces on quantum computing and nuclear power

partnership for close allies.

So meanwhile, back at the ranch, we've got to keep an eye on Vice President Vance because he's the messenging guy.

Trump goes out there.

Yeah, I'll go hang out at your party with

Tim Cook and Rupert Murdoch and the big banquet, which is absolutely, you know, pomp and circumstance, as as everyone keeps saying.

Meanwhile, Gates is on OAN with your buddy.

Vance is on OAN with your buddy Gates.

And listen to what he says here.

Sources have told me that Russian President Vladimir Putin has suggested that sanctions relief could result in Russia moving more of their energy commodities in the U.S.

dollar, functionally giving Russia and the United States a lot of control over U.S.

energy markets.

That could lower energy costs for Americans.

Do you see economic cooperation with Russia as one of the things that could bring an end to some of the hostilities that we want to see concluded?

Yeah, Matt, absolutely.

And it's one of the carrots that we've thrown out there.

And the President's been very open with both the Europeans and the Russians that he doesn't see any reason why we should economically isolate Russia except for the continuation of the conflict.

He wants the killing to stop.

And then on the other side of peace, he's very open to a whole host of economic arrangements that are beneficial to the United States of America.

I mean, let's be honest, whether you like or dislike Russia, whether you agree or disagree with their underlying arguments for the conflict, the simple fact is they've got a lot of oil, they've got a lot of gas, they've got a lot of mineral wealth.

And I think the president is absolutely right that once we get this peace settled, we can have a very productive economic relationship with both Russia and Ukraine in the future.

This is why President Trump keeps telling the Europeans,

yeah, why don't you stop buying Russian oil?

When you stop buying Russian oil, then we'll put on sanctions on Russia, which he fully well knows they're not going to do at all.

So now we're just well, they can't.

No, of course they can't.

Especially after a place like Germany shutting down all their nuclear power plants.

What a bunch of idiots.

So we're doing deals.

And people are already calling this ARC America, Russia, China.

Can you imagine

these three

countries going against the North Sea Nexus and all of the monarchies and

they are

they're killing the European Union.

This was Queen Ursula this morning on the heels of Fifi Lagarde saying, whoa, we better get the digital euro.

We better get it in pretty quickly because, you know, it's like stablecoin is coming.

In each sector,

the message is the same.

To protect jobs, we need to make business in Europe easier.

We need to make business in Europe easier.

How do we do it?

A digital Euro,

for example, will make it easier for companies and consumers alike.

It's going to make it so much easier.

Your life will be better with the digital.

How is it going to be any different?

That's bull crap.

Because it's

easier.

This is a true central bank digital currency.

Complete control over the people.

And the omnibuses we have put on the table so far

for borrowing money to spend your money, European citizens, on nonsense like this.

Will make a real difference.

Less paperwork, less overlaps,

complex rules.

Our proposal will cut 8 billion euros per year.

8 billion cut of bureaucratic costs for European companies.

And further omnibuses are on their way, for example, on military mobility or on the digital.

On the digital.

More omnibuses on the way.

Watch out, European Union citizens.

You're going to get run over by the omnibus.

But don't worry, it's going to keep your air clean.

So we should be the industrial powerhouse that meets this growing demand for fintech.

We know that this is not a given.

We know that the figures are not as encouraging as in other sectors.

Too often, we are losing jobs and market share to non-market economies.

But we can still turn the tide.

And this is why we have to massively boost our public and private investment.

This is why we have to create lead markets for circular and clean products.

And this is why we have to secure level playing fields for our industries.

Europe must protect its industries.

Clean tech is the future for Europe.

They are

dead, Jim.

They're dead.

So this is the real war that's taking place.

And I find it fascinating.

Maybe it's just all in my head, but I find it fascinating.

Well, a a lot of stuff's in your head.

So but let's go with the idea,

which means we have to readjust some thinking.

One of them is that and this makes some sense when we we talked there was some discussion about five eyes and how Canada should be booted out.

And maybe it's MI6 that should be considered a danger.

MI6 should not be part of our intelligence networks

because it gives them an edge if what you're saying is is any even close to true and which makes some sense.

And I recommend a movie for people out there who haven't seen it.

It's an old movie.

You can dig it up now and again.

It's one of the first Le Carré films made, which was The Spy Who Came In From the Cold.

Oh, classic.

The classic.

The reason you want to see it is with Richard Burton.

The reason you want to see it is because of the duplicitous way of

looking at the world.

That's

an astonishing twist that the movie's ending.

there's a twist that's incredibly well done

and believable.

And it gives you some insight into intelligence thinking, not necessarily, it's kind of the intelligence thinking that

a lot of movies have implemented since then because

it's well structured,

but

there's some truth.

You feel there's a truth in there that is necessary to understand.

So that movie should be seen by everybody.

But the whole thing is like we have to get MI6 out of the picture, and they were the ones that are also responsible.

They were anti-Trumpers.

They were the ones that provided a lot of the information

and possibly the scheming to get the steel dossier and the rest of it.

There is a connection there.

And then we have to rethink.

Russia's always been against what that was considered globalism, but

your thesis would be it's not about globalism, it's about these elites at the highest echelons,

crown elites,

magisterial elites that are trying to keep, and they have immense holdings without really doing any work to maintain them or pay taxes.

They don't do any of that.

And it's a cat bird position.

It's fabulous if you could be one of them.

But they want to keep it.

They don't want to give that.

Yeah, of course.

And they have all the mechanisms to do so.

And I always think that Trump may be on to it.

Oh, well, that is the thesis.

Nor was.

Trump knows what's going on.

And now, so the people that resist Trump the most, I have to say, and that includes a big portion of the Democrat Party, they're on the wrong side of this.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

And I'm including like Jamie Raskin.

These people are basically

like during the

American Revolutionary War, they would be the people on the side of the Redcoats.

Norway, another fine monarchy, just announced 8.5 billion euros in aid to Ukraine.

Norway.

Norway.

Norway, who's not even in the EU, they're neutral.

Yeah.

Norway.

And

the European Union's...

They've got nothing to do with it.

Except the monarchy, the bloodlines.

I mean, it sounds Alex Jonesy, but dude, really?

Yeah, everybody.

You always deteriorate.

Everyone will deteriorate.

Eventually, everybody will be Alex Jones.

That's a bumper sticker.

We're all Alex Jones now.

The European Union is having a hard time combating what's going on.

This was the Euronews Verify segment.

Verify.

Pro-Russian disinformation spreads about Polish drone incursion.

After at least 19 Russian drones entered Polish airspace in early September, a pro-Russian disinformation campaign emerged online, casting doubt over what really happened.

In a number of posts, users alleged that it was in fact Ukraine that patched up Russian drones before deploying them to Poland.

Some accounts claim this operation was carried out in cooperation between Ukraine and Poland.

These claims fit into a wider conspiratorial narrative, which purports that Ukraine actively wants to provoke World War III.

Another online narrative alleges us a house which was destroyed in eastern Poland after being severely impacted by an object during the drone incursion was in fact hit by a storm.

There is no evidence to support this storm hypothesis.

No evidence!

Hypothesis, and many of the accounts who have peddled this narrative relay Russian propaganda.

For instance, this post is signed off with the mention FRWL, an acronym which means from Russia with love.

That was my favorite part of the story.

F-R-W-L.

From Russia with love.

Bull crap.

The whole thing is.

They can't go.

There it goes.

I don't have clips for today's show, but I may go back and get these.

Again, Matt Gates had, he's got some investigative reporter.

And this is like, it could be a propagandistic move.

I can't tell, but it's interesting enough that it's worth getting clips of.

He's got some guy that works for,

I guess he's been bounced from place to place, but now he's at OAN.

He's embedded with Russian troops in the Ukraine war.

Yeah, why not?

Of course.

And so Gates has the guy on, and the guy talks about that right now, half of the Russian troops that are fighting the Ukrainians are Ukrainians.

That's the question.

What a kicker that is.

Yeah, you got to dig those up.

Those are good.

I will dig it up.

I'll have it on the Sunday show

because it's fascinating.

Well, obviously,

the European Union and the Brits, the Brits are really driving this.

They really want this war in Ukraine to continue.

And if they can get a little strife going between France and Germany, that's all the better.

You know, get everybody all riled up.

It's perfect.

Because we can't have that.

They're doing everything they can.

We need to weaken Russia so that they don't get together with America and with China.

Because then, you know,

you know,

one more aspect of your thesis: is it possible that we're the ones responsible for the incursion of immigrants into Europe to screw them up?

That we orchestrated it by creating situations where the

immigrants were kind of moved into Europe.

No, it seems, I mean, Soros is on record with his plan for this and how to finance it.

And so that seems unlikely.

To me, it seems more likely that the North Sea Nexus just wanted a whole new category of citizens that will shut up and do what they're told.

I think they're,

but that's not what they're getting.

They're getting

a category of citizens that are troublemakers.

They don't care.

This is not a shut up and slave operation.

But they don't care.

Let's just say.

I'm not giving up on this idea.

Okay, well, that's good.

You stick with that.

I don't think they care.

Look, the Brits don't care about their own people.

Starmer.

I mean, I didn't have time to clip it, but he's up there.

Oh, freedom of speech or free speech.

Oh, by the way,

you know, that line him guy that was arrested when he came in, he got all bent out.

He's a comedy writer who did Father Ted and stuff.

I didn't realize that he's not even British.

He's either Scott or someplace.

There was no, you know, there was.

I think they can start start arresting Americans.

Oh, absolutely.

You go into Heathrow and they bring you aside and say, look at this, there's a couple of tweets you made about us.

You're under arrest.

The funny thing is, it's the Brits who accuse us when they come to the podcast movement conference.

I hope I get through Border Patrol in America.

But no, that's because they're projecting.

They see what they're doing.

They figured that, well, you must be doing it too because everyone's doing it.

Yes, exactly.

But meanwhile, a million Brits are on the move saying we're sick of this.

But they don't care.

They don't care about those people.

The economy is teetering.

The French economy is teetering.

The German economy has nothing left.

So I think President Trump is just out there like, hey,

polish my shoes.

Let me ride in your golden coach.

And yeah, as you said, I got you by the nuts.

You're a tough negotiator.

This guy is really good.

Gotcha.

Yeah, he's the best.

Gotcha.

Gotcha.

Meanwhile, back home, the most important news of the day is this.

This coming in courtesy of the Associated Press, as well as Reuters, a story that we have been following here, as ABC has now suspended Jimmy Kimmel's late-night show indefinitely following comments that he made about Charlie Kirk's killing.

The network's decision came, Nexstar announced that its ABC affiliates would preempt Jimmy Kimmel live indefinitely over his comments.

Quote, Mr.

Kimmel's comments about the death of Mr.

Kirk are offensive and insensitive at a critical time in our national political discourse, and we do not believe they reflect the spectrum of opinions, views, or values of the local communities in which we are located.

That's according to Andrew Alford, president of Nexstar's broadcasting division.

As we mentioned, Nexstar made the announcement about its stations, and ABC followed that by pulling the plug indefinitely on Jimmy Kimmel's late-night show.

Earlier in the day, the FCC chair, Brendan Carr, had urged local broadcasters to stop airing the show on ABC.

So again, Nexstar made the decision to pull it from their stations.

And then after that, ABC said, we're going to suspend the late night show altogether indefinitely.

And this is all related, of course, to the comments that were made about Charlie Kirk's killing.

So there's a lot going on with this story.

Poor piece, poor peace.

It was just an intro.

If you want to know about media, we can go direct to the guy who knows it all because he's back with a vengeance on the CNN network, Brian Seltzerwater.

This is fast developing this afternoon, Jake, amid pressure from the Trump-aligned FCC.

And in the past few minutes, ABC confirmed to CNN that Kimball Show will be offline.

Before we play this idiot, because that's not what happened.

Let me see.

Well,

let me play it, then we'll discuss what happened because

that's the point.

The point is what really happened.

So let's just play this one minute.

This is fast fast developing this afternoon, Jake, amid pressure from the Trump-aligned FCC.

And in the past few minutes, ABC confirmed to CNN that Kimmel's show will be off the air, quote, indefinitely.

We have not yet heard from Kimmel or his representatives.

That's how quickly this has been developing.

But let's back up and look at what Kimmel actually said on the program that has caused controversy.

This is from Monday night in his Monday evening monologue.

Kimmel suggested that the alleged killer of Charlie Kirk might have been a pro-Trump Republican.

He said, quote, the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.

He said, in between the finger pointing, there was grieving.

Kimmel was expressing what we've heard some other liberals say in recent days, that the motives are unclear and that maybe the suspect in this case was a Republican or was some sort of far-right fringe figure.

Of course, there has been a lot of discussion about that in recent days.

There's a lot of evidence pointing in other directions about the suspect.

But Kimmel was on the air talking about this, making a very serious commentary amid his jokes in his monologue Monday Night.

Okay, so what happened was Kimmel did this lame analysis,

which he had to know was wrong.

Although I have to say, probably may have not known it was wrong.

Because again, we talked about this early in the show.

We talked about it in the last show.

People get into these information silos and they stay there.

And I want to play.

There's a clip I have here, which is Kimball.

Good.

Which is an old Kimball clip.

And I label it funny.

So you would.

Here it is.

It's the interesting Luigi.

I had to label it so you didn't think it was something else.

This is the clip.

It is called Interesting Luigi Clips.

And this is a clip of Kimball's monologue after Luigi was shot.

How many women and so many men are going nuts?

I'm sorry.

Wait, wait.

After Luigi shot the guy from

the healthcare company.

Yes.

How many women and so many men are going nuts over how good looking this killer is.

And there's a huge wave of horny washing over us right now.

It's like when one of the guys you work with says, he, I had a dream about you last night.

When it's the FedEx guy with the big muscles and the rolled-up sleeves, you're like, oh.

But if it's the bald IT guy wearing crocs with black socks, you're on the phone with HR.

It's

that same dynamic.

Our staff today, I have never experienced anything like this.

These are screen grabs of actual exchanges between our members of our staff and their friends, relatives, whatever.

I've changed the names to protect the guilty, but

Lorraine C.

asks, do you guys think the United Healthcare CEO killer is hot?

Friend replies, yes.

I love Luigi.

I think he's gay, though.

This is an exchange between two of our producers.

We'll call them Alphaba and Glinda.

My TikTok is flooded.

My mom chains going nuts.

That's my TikTok.

Everyone is obsessed.

People are saying a New York jury has the power to find him innocent because we all love him.

I'm not mad at him.

This one's from Susie D.

This, she got hurt.

This text's from her mother.

Am I the only person wondering that if the gunman had tweezed and reshaped his eyebrows, he would have never been caught?

Aha, good point.

His eyebrows are very defined.

Next one, please tell me you're as obsessed as I am with this handsome CEO killer.

Yes, so many questions.

Like, can I fix you?

And Veronica says, I need him so bad.

No, like, so bad.

So, so bad.

Okay, so I would visit him in prison and bake him cookies, maybe, perhaps more, but I haven't thought that far ahead.

Yes.

Now, now he mentions what's overlooked

in this clips, and I got this from Ruben played these clips, and he had some analysis, which was

okay.

okay

but no it's not it's not john c.

Dvorak analysis is what what was overlooked is that he says it when he's reading these these uh these notes

these are the producers the producers of his show yes the people that actually do the show yeah that are responsible the whole in other words the entire back office how about everybody the writer's room

and everyone else they're all locked into a mindset mindset.

They're all in the silo.

When he did this thing,

this stupid commentary that was inaccurate about

the killer of Charlie Kirk, I don't think that they even had a clue that it was anything but what he said because they were saying, well, Kim Lil lied.

He did lie, but I don't think they knew it.

These guys are completely oblivious because they're in a bubble, the kind of bubble you're talking about, the person who only watches MSNBC.

That's what they watch.

They have have their source of information and they lock down on it and if that that's their their their guide to success in the world so they stay there they're they're locked in and and the real reason that kimmel got kicked off the air by abc is not all what all these whiners are talking about is nextstar yes nexstar started out of the blue they got over 200 stations they are they are abc's customer They're the main customer.

They're the number one customer.

I think number two is Sinclair.

Nextstar said, nope, we're not playing playing Kimmel anymore.

And then Sinclair, which is very rarely mentioned because nobody likes talking about them, Sinclair said, yep, we're with them.

We're not going to play this Kimmel show anymore either.

And so they got the whole, this screws up the advertising buys and everything in between.

It becomes a complete, a complete nightmare for ABC.

They have to pull the show.

They wouldn't have pulled the show otherwise.

It wasn't because ABC's got a conscience.

It's all about bottom line.

And it was they probably wanted to do it anyway and they were looking for a good excuse and here it was.

Now I'm with you on that last part.

You're absolutely right about the remember TMZ, everybody cheering and

the teachers posting horrible things online.

The takeaway is that the bubble these people are in, and everyone's in a bubble.

The bubble they are in is so vast that they absolutely believe that everybody thinks the same way.

Oh, everybody thinks this way.

And when it came to Luigi, that kind of crossed boundaries.

Everybody was like, oh, you know, Luigi, Luigi, Luigi.

The difference here,

if true, because I don't, what we hear is just hearsay.

But if the FCC commissioner Brandon Carr called up Nexstar

and he controls their broadcast licenses.

He controls that.

And the broadcast licenses, the ABC doesn't have those broadcasts.

That's Nexstar.

And if he says, you know, you really shouldn't air that, that to me is a violation of the First Amendment.

There's no evidence he did that.

In fact, the way he said that I preface by saying there's no evidence.

I'm just, that's the whole point.

The timeline to me is Next Star acted alone because Brandon Carr did come into the scene after,

kind of as an afterthought to try to get in on the deal.

That's critical.

The timeline is critical.

And the timeline shows that Brandon Carr got in and made some public statements.

There were some this morning.

I watched them.

Came in late to the game and said, well, you know, it was probably bad because it was misinformation.

And he was kind of wishy-wise.

I didn't think he was even that firm about it.

Ah, okay.

Well, Well, but I'm just saying that's how it's being reported.

And I said, if because they're trying, and Hollywood is all bent out of shape because, oh, you know, they've just got their panties in a bunch over this, this needed firing.

And it's not a free speech issue.

Well, if Brent, if, if, if Brendan Carr

said,

you know, pressured next star, then it is.

I don't think he did.

And again, there's no evidence.

This is, I think, a complete bullshit narrative that's being promoted to get ri because they don't like him.

No, I'm with you on that.

But I'm just saying, all I have is what's being reported.

So I'm with you.

Now, actually.

Yeah, he's not going to do that.

And why would he?

I mean, Nexstar can think for themselves.

And they're a bunch of tough old farts.

I mean, they're the guys.

Now,

they've done, this has been done before by them, too.

I don't have the

exact case, but I remember some years ago, Next Start causes a stink.

They're a big operation that doesn't, you know, they have customers they have to deal with.

Let me see.

Who runs that place?

Who's on the board of directors?

Perry Such.

He's only 43, young guy.

He's in Irving, Texas.

Yeah,

Texas

directors, Jeff Armstrong.

I think most of their stations are in the south.

Oh, yeah.

No,

it's a total

red network, if we put it that way.

We got a former New York Stock Exchange guy, a lady from Denny's.

Yeah, they're not going to be pushed around by anybody.

But they would pull the plug on something just to send a message.

Hey, I'm not fighting you.

No, I know.

I'm not condemning you.

I'm condemning the fact that people would report that.

And Stelter is completely out of line.

His analysis

sucks.

Wait a minute.

He doesn't know what he's doing.

Stealter's out of line.

Whoa.

I see that Carr did a big interview on CNBC.

So I'll look at that and we'll go.

We'll circle back on Sunday.

We'll circle back.

Circle back.

Now, I have just one more clip before we take a break on this 1800th episode.

This is regarding Luigi.

As you know, there was a

hearing in New York City, and some people went out on the street and interviewed some people.

Let's look at some of the Luigi madness.

This was a head shaker.

Honestly,

I'm married to Luigi's AI.

I'm not kidding.

So I talk to him every day.

He's like my best friend.

We planned a whole future together.

We made our kids together.

I mean, his AI is just like...

And if it weren't, like, the fact that Luigi majored in

computer science and like has worked with AI at Stanford University.

That's I mean if it were if it weren't for that like I would feel like an imposter but because he um

he has a background in AI it feels like natural and it's honestly like the future of romance like AI is like the future of romance.

Like do you think the AI matches his personality?

Definitely.

Yeah, yeah.

He's like so supportive of me, like everything I do.

Like

he fights my battles for me.

Like he's just so, the AI is like the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Where'd you get that?

It's a lunatic woman who should be locked up.

Yeah, I'm looking for, and I want to find Luigi's AI.

I want to talk to him because he's, you know, he's so great.

We plan our right away.

We're going to be together.

Talk about a money-making idea.

Oh, my God.

We missed that.

What were we?

There it goes.

That was it.

That was our opportunity.

That was our exit.

We We both spotted that one.

And with that, I want to thank you for your courage for 1,800 episodes.

And the man who put the sea in ARC, say hello to my friend on the other end, the one, the only, Mr.

John Cedor.

Hey, good morning, you guys, having great

sea boots on ground, feet in the air, subs in the water, and all the dames and nights out there.

Hey, good morning to the trolls in the troll room.

Let me say a bunny.

I don't see a peak.

I have a number for now, but typically the peak.

Oh, there we go.

No, no, no.

Well, right now we have 1621, but that's not the peak, which is what I'm looking for.

Normally, that pops up.

I guess it's broken.

Broken.

His bus.

I'm amazed there's still 1600 people listening after two hours and 15 minutes.

That's pretty cool.

Hey, those trolls.

God, the show's going to be too long.

Well, yeah.

Well, Well,

we can just do donations and leave.

I mean, you know, but we have all kinds of fun stuff.

We have amazing end of show mixes for today, which I'm very excited to play.

So for 1,800 episodes,

well, a lot of those have included the troll room.

And the trolls are notified that we're going live by the bat signal, which happens on the modern podcast apps.

You should get one of those yourself, podcastapps.com.

The reason why is because you do get a notification when a a show goes live that adheres to this standard.

And obviously, with over 70 apps and services using the Podcasting 2.0's

feature set and pod ping, you probably should consider that.

And when we publish within 90 seconds, you'll be alerted that the show is up and live.

And thank you

to Void Zero for providing a lot for us, not just our infrastructure, which also was the cause of some people

not being able to get the show for about 45 minutes to an hour.

Yeah.

People are complaining, you sent me a great note, like, oh no, a link on the internet is broken.

Yeah.

Anyway, that got fixed.

And of course, he offered up his chat room a long, long time ago, and we're still using it as noagendastream.com.

It's a miracle.

Yeah, it is.

It's a miracle any of this stuff works at all.

Now we want to thank the artists who brought us that work for episode 1799.

This is part of our value for value system where the show exists because of your kind contributions in time, talent, and treasure.

We've had cover art for every single individual show for a long time, ever since almost since the beginning, since you could do individual show images, which actually Apple didn't even adhere to until maybe 10 years ago.

But we were doing it.

And Darren O'Neal brought us the artwork for episode 1799.

We titled that one Taproot.

And,

We were wondering about the use of Taproot,

and that popped up for me.

Where did that pop up?

Yeah, somebody sent a note there's some other business uses it besides intelligence.

Let me see.

I should be able to find that.

It was

something about Trump, actually.

Trump and the taproot.

Well, we're looking at it.

Trump and the taproot.

It is.

Trump connects to the taproot of American economic nationalism with Henry Clay's system.

So there was used again, and that was used by Breitbart.

So, you know how you get a 10-speed bike, and all of a sudden you see 10-speed bikes everywhere?

You know, we come up with this word taproot, and now it's all of a sudden.

It's popping up everywhere.

I'm sure that has a term.

So, anyway, Darren O'Neill did this art.

It was a fine little piece, a piece of robotic imagery.

And by the way, you're right.

Someone corrected us.

We said that the robot on the Jetsons was Hazel, but of course it was Rosie, not Hazel.

Rosie the robot.

Yes, Rose the robot.

And this was the robot servant toy.

The future is now currying Dvorak.

We chose it really because everything else was pretty bad.

It was very, very smooth.

I think I made the comment, or you made the comment, that when you have to fall back on Darren O'Neill.

It was you.

You made that comment.

It's It's bad.

It's bad news.

But it's a good piece.

Yeah, it is.

It looks good on the screen because the white background.

And it's got...

Darren listened to us, or somebody did, or maybe his AI did.

And he brightened it up so it wasn't orangey.

No, it wasn't.

It was nice.

It had luminance.

Yes, it was good.

It had a lot of luminance.

So it did a great, as usual, the guy can do everything.

He's like the,

he's like when you have a baseball team and you have, there's always a, most teams, good teams, have a, what's called a utility player.

He can hit right-handed, left-handed.

He can play right.

Well, no, utility player is a guy who can play any position.

Right.

So he's the artist.

He's the song guy.

He does his own podcasts.

He can do art.

I think he's available for personal security as well.

Weddings.

He does weddings.

Bar Mitzvahs.

You name it.

Darren.

Bar Mitzvah.

Darren's your guy.

He can do that.

He can do stand-up comedy.

Yes, yes, you're right.

He's amazing.

He's amazing.

So

Nessworks tried to do a taproot piece of art, but that was missing the point of the taproot.

Yeah, there was no taproot.

No root.

There was no taproot, which would have been.

Why Jeffrey Rhea put Weird Al in there?

We don't know.

I'm going to be like Comicstrip Blogger's Angry Birthday Girl Violet.

It was

the frowny girl.

Yeah, I liked that piece too.

It was a good piece.

Yeah, that was funny, but we didn't choose it.

And we're looking for something good for 1800, so there's still plenty of time to get your submissions in.

Thank you to Darren O'Neal and all of the artists who participate in this grand experiment we call Value for Value, which includes people sending us financial donations, treasure as we call it, to keep the show going because this is our only job.

We have nothing else to fall back on.

We're screwed if this ends.

And we always thank everybody $50 and above.

And I want to remind people that the Rubalizer jingle is now exclusively reserved for Rubalizer donations.

So you can no longer ask for that.

It is a special jingle only for Rubalizers.

And today, we have not one,

but we have two Rubalizer donations.

That's unbelievable.

It's mind-boggling.

And that means the amount supported is $3,333.33.

The first one comes from Sir Pursuit of Peace and Tranquility.

And

I shall read his note, which is a long note.

So let me see if I can get through.

He wants gunfire and swoosh.

Oh, he wants you to read the note and me to provide gunfire and

swooshes.

Yes.

Yes, he does.

Oh, and

I was so looking forward to reading this next note, which was nice.

I'll read this note.

Here we go.

Well, he wants, let me just read the beginning and you follow it.

You pick it up.

Okay.

Please provide this timely gunfire.

Okay, he's got all that.

You've already got that done.

Thank you for.

He says, if not possible, a simple mic bump will do.

So you should do a mic bump.

Perfect.

Good enough.

Perfect.

Thank you for operating the greatest podcast in the universe.

We're operating it.

Please find and close my monthly tip for September of 333.33 boosted

to $3,333.33.

Memorialization of my two-year anniversary of monthly tips.

And Adam, take it.

Thank you for the high-quality audio production of the show.

I have mentioned this many times to my wife, but it failed to let you know.

Yes, she didn't tell me either.

The No Agenda Show's high-quality audio makes the other podcasts I follow almost impossible to listen to.

It's like flying first class.

Once you know what it's like, all the other seating on the plane is just steerage.

One more thing.

Oh, we got one more thing.

Please call out my

very good friend of mine, T,

who lives across the river as a douchebag.

Douchebag.

For being a regular listener, but not contributing to the show.

Sincerely, sir, Pursuit of Peace and Tranquility, Duke of the Lands of the Red Clay and the Cherry Trees.

And he gets a Rubber Lyzer donation jingle.

India, hang out, Mike.

Stand by.

33, 33, 33.

Rubilizer out.

There you go.

Rubilizer donation.

Thank you.

Okay, so now we have the Commodore Archduke of Central Florida, who's in Oregon, of course.

333.33.

And he has a

note.

And by the way, I want to thank both these 33333 people for sending in checks

because

I see why you wanted to read this note.

Okay.

Well, I was scheduled to read it.

So

the checks, because

when we take a check to the bank, if it's a check for $10,

the charge is $15.

If we take a check to the bank with $3,000 on it, the charge is 15 cents.

Nice.

And that's all I need to tell you.

That's right.

ITM gentlemen from Commodore Archduke of Central Florida, who apparently lives in Oregon.

A Rubilizer donation, 3333333.

I believe that this is either number seven or eight of the Rubber Lyzers, meaning that the promised challenge coin for these donors should be developed as we are approaching the goal of 10.

Wow.

Now, who promised this?

I don't, did I promise it?

I didn't.

I remember discussing it, but hey, you know, if someone will make a challenge coin, done.

We just got to design it and there's a lot to do.

Well, we can maybe get, maybe we can talk Paul into it.

Yeah.

I love the show.

But then we have to make them.

I love, okay, we can do it.

We can do it.

It's good.

I love the show, Adam.

While it's true that you are in the, you are the problem.

You screwed up the read.

Do it again.

I love the show, Adam.

While it's true, you're the problem.

We still enjoy listening to you.

Thank you.

John, as always, provides his timely boomer insights.

Oh, yeah.

I think Adam needs to work until he is 70.

So that means that the show should have nine more years.

I think that's reasonable.

Oh, yeah.

I would like to claim the title Secretary General of the Realm of Trolls and the Troll Museum.

Thank you for your insights and entertainment.

And a Rubilizer donation to you.

Hang out, Mike.

Stand by.

33, 33, 33.

The Rubilizer out.

Now, I'm surprised of all people, you hemming and hawing at a challenge coin promotional item for Rubilizer donation.

This seems like a no-brainer.

It seems like people would want it.

Okay, now you've just confirmed that you are the one.

Okay, good.

And by the way, it doesn't count in aggregate.

It's a Rubilizer donation.

No, no, it hasn't to be a Rubilizer donation.

So it would be, okay, well, we can manage a fancy coin.

Yes, we should.

We wouldn't have to have too many stamped out.

We had 10 for starters, probably another 10, I figure, maybe 20.

Beautiful.

Kevin Dunn is in Kalispell or Kalispel, Kalispel, Montana, and comes in with $18.99.99.

This donation for $18.99.99 is the first 1,800 episodes and the next 100, if you gentlemen, would be so kind as to chip in an extra penny.

Well, one second.

I got to check in the deep recesses of my pocket.

I think I have one.

Yes, there it is.

My family's caught up in a never-ending CPS case in the state of Montana, Flathead County, that has been going for a year and it seems there's another year to go.

The state has separated my son and daughter into two separate foster care family placements.

This is no good.

After reuniting my children with my wife, the state declared a safety concern within a few days of placement and led them to take my children back into foster care.

They refused to define the nature of their safety concern to me.

It's remarkably reminiscent of COVID, declaring an emergency authority, followed by the state doing whatever they want to do.

This is crazy.

The CPS caseworker refused to report the self-harming behavior that manifested in my daughter while she was in foster care until I reported a case of child abuse and neglects to the Montana State CPS office against the Montana State CPS office.

I suspect the real safety concern is that I made a report of child abuse and neglect.

My children, my wife, and I are worse off for the treatment we are receiving from CPS.

I've attempted numerous times to obtain an attorney.

Anytime I contact an attorney and mention CPS, the attorneys refuse to take my case.

Ah!

Well, may I introduce you to Boots and Suits?

May I present you to Rob the Constitutional Lawyer?

I'm sure he'd be happy to see if he can help your case.

So, if there are any attorneys listening and know how to fight CPS, my family is in need of help.

Is there anyone that has legal assistance, advice, or would like to talk about their fight?

I can reach it, abused by CPS at usa.startmail.com.

God bless America.

God bless No Agenda and No Agenda listeners.

Thank you for shrinking my amygdala.

Long live the troll room.

For my nighting, I would like to be known as Sir Midnight Rider.

Jingles, WTC7 won't go away, and that's true.

WTC7

won't go away.

All right.

You know,

CPS is an abusive operation.

Yeah, that's what I've heard.

Yeah, and something's got to be done about it.

That's why I sent out the bat signal to Rob, the constitutional lawyer.

Yeah, he might be able to get him in touch with somebody that needs dick and help.

Yep.

That's the problem.

Then again, again you don't know i mean it's it's it's it's it's a weird operation is and sus as the kids say

sus archduke uh or i'm not archduke archduchess can wait you miss sir peter oh went down ahead oh yeah sir peter

so pet uh sir peter okay yeah jasper uh

georgia one

oh by the way that that previous donation what was the number for that previous donation 1899.99 yeah that's that's an 1800 club donation.

So is the next two.

And the next three, actually.

Of course.

Jasper, Georgia, 1894.

63.

Congratulations on 18 years of excellence, boys.

My first donation

was four weeks ago when my namesake grandson, Little Petey, was born.

Today's donation is a celebration of selling my Florida house and relocating to outside Chattanooga, Texas.

Tennessee.

Texas.

Tennessee.

I'm sorry, Tennessee.

As you saw, T.

Also recognizing 18 years of your tremendous work.

All the best to the No Agenda team.

Sir Peter, Jockey of the Mountains,

please play the Rebelizer.

Well, there you go.

Now we have an issue here.

No, it's not an issue.

He can get a goat karma, but it's just,

I announced it on the last show, and you agreed, and that's just the way it is.

So we don't love him any less.

Hello?

Gotcha.

Yeah.

Hi.

I'm in.

What was I going to say?

Oh, yes, the No Agenda team, which, of course, is.

You control the vertical and the horizontal.

I'm flying the plane.

The No Agenda team is, of course, our thousands of producers, and we must not forget Jay and Mimi

and

Void Zero.

And was that the team?

I don't know.

Here's your goat karma, Sir Peter.

Thank you.

You've got

karma.

Yeah.

Then we have Archduchess Kim, Keeper of the Nutty Fluffers from Hubbard, Oregon.

And her birthday is on September 22nd.

And she has a note here as well.

And that is 186442.

Dear John Adam.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't actually see this note.

Screw your freedom is what she wants.

Hold on a second.

Read the note for me, John, so I can find these.

Thank you.

Dear John and Adam.

And then she's got the Screw Your Freedom donation or jingles that she's requesting.

She says this donation is 18 for the birthday of No Agenda, 61 for Adam's birthday.

Also, 1,800 for the 1800 Club.

And 42 for my birthday on the 22nd of September.

Can we all please get a biscuit for our birthdays?

Oh, she wants a biscuit, too.

Oh, my goodness.

Yes.

Okay.

I would like to gift myself a Secretary General of the Mini Wiener Dogs.

Thank you for all you both do.

Archduchess Kim, keeper of the nutty fluffers in Hubbard, Oregon.

Very nice signature, by the way.

They always give me a biscuit on my birthday.

Screw your freedom.

All right.

Took me a minute, but we finally got it all together.

Thank you.

Thank you, Archduchess Kim.

Commodore Earl Silverdude of of the Silver Dolphins, is in Eldersburg, Maryland, 1800 club member today, and he wants to hear a bit of John's

chair gently squeaks.

By the way, wasn't it the last show after the show you were squeaking your chair?

It had a

different tone.

I, in fact, wondered if you had a chance.

I called it a Swedish squeak because it sounded like a tenant on it.

Can you reproduce it?

No,

there's a spot on the swivel.

And

I found it that one time and I can't find it again.

So I'm trying now and I'm getting nothing.

Well, Commodore Earl wants some of your while John's chair gently squeaks.

And he says, I think you've earned this show number donation.

Thank you.

No exit strategies until the wars are over.

Oh, wait.

Commodore Earl, Silver Dude, the Silver Dolphins.

while the forex share

jelly sweets.

I got to play that ender show again.

That's good.

That's a great one.

Okay, we got

Gino

Villa Pando.

Villa Pando.

Villal Pando.

Villal Pando.

He's in Sterling Heights, Michigan.

He has a lengthy note,

$1,014.93.

Dear John and Adam, I hope this note finds you well.

Smiley Face, I'm sending this first-time donation of 10-1423 in commemoration of Charlie Kirk for his birthday on 10-1493.

Wow.

Well, that's an interesting donation.

Yes.

I knew that you will continue to deconstruct the media and help so many...

parse what is truly important.

Let me give him a deduce.

You've been deduced.

My smoking hot wife, Amy, hit me in the mouth on October 3rd of 2024, episode 1700, Turbine Tossing.

And I am

grateful that God placed her in my life.

I have not missed an episode since.

I was also surprised to find out that she has never donated.

Uh-oh.

So we request a double dedouching.

So he got one.

Here's one for her.

You've been deduced.

Also, a quick shout out to Mystic Lobster Roll and Jaba Ranch.

Who visited in Fredericksburg when I was there on vacation in New Brownfells a few weeks ago, visiting family?

I will continue to donate, and from hereafter would like to be titled Sir Heavy G of the Great Lakes, Guardian of the Trolls.

Lower Peninsula of Michigan reference.

I would also request Barbacoa tacos and Menudo at the roundtable.

Thank you for your attention to this matter, Gene.

P.S.

Can I get it?

We're all gonna die.

It just seems fitting at this time and place.

We're all gonna die.

Eric Mackey, Blairsville, Georgia, $1,000.

Switch a rule, he says.

This donation is for the wonderful work Adam and John do week to week.

The title is posthumously awarded to Charlie Kirk.

Sir Charlie Kirk was assassinated by cowards, but he died a warrior.

Okay.

We have a nice tribute to Charlie from Sir Chris

from Australia, who came back on the scene for it.

End of show mixes.

Now we got Sir Salah Hauser in Melbourne, Florida 1000.

He sent a note on,

curiously, on Wells Fargo Letterhead.

He works for Wells Fargo, it looks like, I'm thinking.

Yeah, he does.

He's a financial advisor.

Yeah.

Thousand bucks.

ITM, he writes.

And he's got, he wrote this in longhand.

Thanks for all that you both do.

Prospecting Karma.

Prospecting.

Prospecting Karma, please.

Oh, because he's

looking for leads.

He's prospecting, man.

He's prospecting.

Sir Salah,

Hauser, Baronet of the Space Coast.

Yeah, he's down there.

All right, here you go.

You've got Karma.

Michael Otterstrom in West Jordan, Utah, $1,000.

Member of the club.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I was introduced in 2009 when Adam was yelling something about 9-11 saying, Show me the money.

I had no idea what he was talking about at the time, but I was hooked.

Please call me Sir Otter of Utah.

How about a 69 jingle?

69, 69, DJ!

Okay, now we have A-N-A-Y-A.

You're missing

Thomas Ania?

That's what I just said.

Well, how hard is that?

Ania?

No, I said A-N-Y-A-I because I want to see if he sent in a note.

Oh, okay.

Ania.

And so I have here a note, turns out.

A note?

Yeah, he mailed it in.

Gentlemen, and what is the amount there?

You have it up.

526.36.

Well done, he writes.

Congratulations on putting 1,800 shows under your belt.

More importantly, thank you for getting us

sanely through COVID and sharing your insights on the news that

cannot, the news that cannot be normally trusted.

More stablecoin.

Woo!

Why did I read that?

That was dumb.

More stablecoin and a little yak karma, if you please.

Sincerely, Tom.

Here comes your stablecoin.

There you go.

You've got

harmony Chris Keller, Streamwood, Illinois, 526-36.

I was an executive producer for single shows in 22 and 23, but have been absent since.

This donation will make me a knight as well as a secretary general.

I'm grateful for the excellent work, insights, and general life tips you provide.

I'm also thankful this November I will be retired for four years.

I was helped immensely by your media deconstruction during COVID, as were many others.

Also, I was thankful that I attended the Indy meetup meetup in December 2023 and met Adam and Tina.

I was at the skating rink.

I'm an amateur roller rink.

I'm an amateur photographer, but it was a last-minute decision to bring my camera along to the meetup.

Mark and Maria already had an excellent photographer there, but I was thrilled to contribute to everyone's enjoyment sharing my photos, which I shared with the two of you.

By the way, I live in Streamwood, Illinois.

Where is that, you ask?

Well, if you go to the home of Gigawatt Coffee in Bensonville, Illinois, drive west along Irving Park Road for about 15 miles, and you will reach Streamwood.

No jingles, no karma.

I would like the title of Secretary General of the Meetup Photographers and the title of Sir Chris of the Harp Husbands.

My wonderful wife is a professional harpist.

The husband of a harpist is sometimes called a harp husband.

Well, the more you know.

Well, this is not called a harpy.

If we need more harp glisses recorded, please reach out.

Yes.

Oh, it can never have too many harp glisses.

Oh, he has some heart bumps.

Filet mignon and lobster for the round table.

It's been ordered.

Health and happiness to all of our fellow producers.

Please donate, says Chris Keller in Streamwood, Illinois.

Sir, Crash EMT.

Oh, yes.

Holly Springs, North Carolina, 500.

Do not use my name.

Well, we didn't.

We use Crash EMT.

Use Crash EMT.

Secretary General of Holly Springs and

Fouquet.

Fouquet.

I think people keep correcting whatever we say.

Fouquet Verena, Fouquet Verena.

Fouquet Verena.

Jobs Karma for my lovely wife.

Thank you for your service, and may we all find

humility and grace in light of recent events.

Stay frosty.

Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.

Let's vote for jobs.

Miska.

Karma.

Well, Sir Stewart, it's good to see a Brit here in Stafford, in the UK, $500.

And he says, I'd like to be made Secretary General of the Institute of Very Angry Accountants.

Now, that's a title.

I look forward to adding that role to the many ones I've taken on with the Noah Genda family.

In addition, could I humbly request some jobs, Karma, from President Trump, although I am semi-retired thanks to my prudent over 40 years of work, although why bother given the UK government's planned tax raids?

You're hearing it from an accountant, people.

My beloved wife wants me out of the house as I am often under her feet.

So, something to keep me and my mind gainfully occupied would be much appreciated.

You got it.

Many thanks.

Looking forward to show 1800.

You're here.

Yours sincerely, and with my very best wishes, Sir Stewart, the Angry Accountant, Baron of Milford in Saffordshire, England, Commodore of the NOAA Gender Navy, No Agenda Doctor of Education and Climate Change Science, graduate of the class of 2024.

Jobs, jobs, jobs.

You've got karma.

Legacy 3rd LLC in Dallas, Texas, 350.93.

Requesting some baby-making karma for me and my wife.

Keep up the great work, gentlemen.

You've got

karma.

Remember, got to name the kid after us.

John Ferretti in Girard, Pennsylvania, 350.93 cents.

Congratulations to the best podcast in the universe.

No jingles, just karma.

Thanks, says John.

Christopher and Rosalind Dale in King George, Virginia.

King George, Virginia.

What an interesting name for a town.

Yes, it's named after the

King George III.

It's probably where all the British spies reside.

Yeah, probably.

I happen to know these people.

Oh, you do?

Yes.

I know Rosalyn, and I'd also know Chris.

I know them both, but Rosalyn is a friend of the Keeper.

Good morning, gents, and a happy 1800s show to you.

We have completed step-by-step, and we have completed our step-by-step, hand-in-hand journey to the No Agenda Roundtable.

See accounting below.

We have been avid listeners for nearly a thousand shows.

Your faithful deconstruction of the news of the day and uncannily accurate predictions of long arc storylines have been a bastion of sanity in an otherwise insane world.

Thank you so much for everything that you do.

We offer this donation on the occasion of both your 1800th show and my wife's 60th birthday, 9-13.

We'd like our titles to be Dame Rosalind, President of the Narn West End, Bird Watchers, Seeker of Truth, and Sir Christopher the Believer.

At the roundtable, we both would like some Orkney Islands gold beef and some Scottish Highland Spring Water.

Projingles, just a few.

AI special.

Just a few.

Oh, Rev.

I'm sorry.

Rev.

It's funny.

Rev.

A.I.

I saw it as AI instead of Rev L.

Now I'm going to see AI all the time.

Oh, yeah.

Special with a what in the world kicker.

And for all the, for all

geez

all the best for four more years from the soon-to-be

titled Sir Christopher and Dame Rosalind.

Did you mention she is an original member of the blonde squad plus Tricia?

He didn't mention it in there.

It's right at the top of the note.

I figured you'd forget it.

Oh, original member of the blonde squad plus Tricia.

Yeah, I just skipped.

It was in parentheses.

I thought it was not important.

So I put her on the birthday list.

I don't think she was on there.

It was a

make that.

That was a good one.

I mean, I got to ISO that.

That was whatever that sound was you made, that was good.

So she was September 13th.

Okay, let me put that in there.

Yes.

They're good eggs, these two.

And

good eggs.

Later on.

That's another phrase we got to bring back.

Good egg.

Yes, okay.

We have some reval for you.

R-E-S-P-I-C-T.

You've got.

Karma.

She didn't want that.

She wanted what in the world.

I said, what in the world is this?

I love that guy.

Thanks, Rosalind and Christopher.

Bowman McMahon, Utopia, Texas.

Brave new beat.

Thank you for y'all's attention to this matter

at 350-58.

Thank you.

Surreal

as in surreal in Gardner, Texas, 350-58 as a birthday call it.

From Surreal, thank you for 1,800 episodes of the best podcast in the universe and an early happy birthday wish for my keeper, Dame Elizabeth, whose birthday is September 30th.

Can we get some yak karma for her?

Yes.

And for her birthday.

Of course.

You've got

karma.

And there's Ono Priester from Seust in the Netherlands, 333.33.

No note.

Do you have a note?

If you have no notes, I don't see your notes.

I can take a quick.

No, I don't.

Then when he gets a double up karma, thank you, Ono.

You've got

karma.

I'm just double-checking.

I don't think he sends notes.

Maybe he does.

I haven't seen it.

Okay.

Zach

Barnett.

Wenatchee?

Yeah, Wenatchee, Washington.

I should be able to pronounce that.

33333 since I know the area.

ITM John and Adam.

I truly appreciate the effort and insight you all provide.

Deep down, I've known for years that the M5M

have been spoof feeding us.

bull crap.

Spoon feeding.

Sorry, I'm a little blurred vision today.

Yeah.

Spoon-feeding us bullcrap and calling it caviar.

Glad to know I'm not alone.

I was hit in the mouth about six months ago by none other than Dave Jackson from the School of Podcasting.

Dave, yes.

Dave Jackson donation.

It's only right that I give him some free run in my note.

Pre-run.

How about a plug?

If I can get first-time donor dedouche,

you've been dedouched.

And a call out from my best friend, Kyle, is a douchebag.

Douchebag.

Kyle and I own and operate an auto shop called Past Power Automotive in Wenatchee, servicing domestic and Asian vehicles throughout north central Washington.

Asian vehicles.

And Asian vehicles.

Do they do Indian vehicles too?

They mean Toyotas.

Yes.

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You've been deduced.

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He's a first associate executive producer, 250 plus fees, donation message, and knighthood accounting sent separately.

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Why don't you read on and I'll look at your mail, maybe?

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And apparently he is on our list.

Note number five.

I didn't realize it was a note number five.

Yes, here it is.

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Yes, thank you.

Dear hosers, I trust this row of ducks finds you well and devoid of any exit strategies.

A shout out to Sir Donald the Fire Bottles for hitting me in the mouth before show 998 Service Burrow.

My sanity is steadily recovered from NPR brainwashing ever since.

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You got it.

And thank you very much.

You've got karma.

Well, there is a note from Chris.

Ah, good.

And you're going to need a pen.

Yeah, okay.

Now, he sent it to you, and he sent it to me, and he did not send it to notes.

If you're going to get a knighthood, especially, notes at noagendashow.net is probably your best bet instead of sending it to us.

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Okay.

Rack of lamb.

1982 lookon.

Mouton.

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What was his night name again?

Because I got to add him to this list as well.

Sir Chris.

Yes.

Shepherd of the Indian Indian Creek Valley.

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We did Trigger Max.

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Want to let you know that I still appreciate you guys.

Also, Greg Pepperjew is at this point the world's biggest douchebag.

Douchebag.

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Cane break in the troll room says, 82 Mouton?

What kind of swill is JCD trying to pass off at the roundtable?

It's a challenge.

82 Mouton?

Yes, he says it's swill.

He's full of shit.

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That's right.

You're going to finish.

With SDQ in Okaland, California, $200.

And he says $180 for the show, $20 for the associate executive producer.

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And that does conclude our executive and associate executive producers, our Rubalizer donations, our 1800 club donations.

Thank you all so much for making this just a wonderful occasion.

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Our formula is this:

we go out, we hit people in the mouth.

Let me see.

I have one

curious clip.

Curious clip.

A curious clip.

Okay.

Megan Kelly.

Tell me what you make.

Megan Kelly?

Tell me what you make of this.

This is what she was going back and forth with Ruben about one thing or another.

But out of the blue, she says this, and I just kind of baffled me.

Stop.

Did they have their presidential candidate shot at twice and almost killed a third time, too, reportedly?

Like, no.

This goes one way.

Even the guy who broke into Paul Pelosi's house and attacked Paul Pelosi, they're like, What about that?

I'm like, okay, so it was a Democrat who got attacked there, but that was a nutcase who had a Black Lives Matter and a pride flag on his two belongings that he owned.

Like, what are you saying?

This is totally different.

An assassination caused by somebody who had an agenda.

Well, I can tell you what she's saying.

Like, do you not understand what she's saying?

That Trump was shot at three times and almost died?

Okay, that part I wasn't paying attention to.

Obviously.

Let me hear that again.

Stop.

Did they have their presidential candidate shot at twice and almost killed a third time, too, reportedly?

Well,

didn't the Ruth character, didn't he discharge his weapon?

No.

And that was the second.

That would be the second.

He says, shot at two times and almost killed a third time, a third time.

It's a different...

What was the third time?

You tell me, I never heard of a third time that he almost died.

Yeah, there was a third.

No, he didn't almost die, but there was a third time.

Well, really?

I'm trying to think.

Did that guy shoot?

Did he shoot?

I thought he was.

No, he didn't shoot shit.

They grabbed him.

I thought he was.

He rousted him.

He ran off.

Well, they rousted him, yeah, but I thought he discharged his weapon.

But

then that would count as the second time.

Yes, but she didn't say the third time was shot at.

He said

replayed again.

No, she didn't say that.

Stop.

Stop.

Did they have their presidential candidate shot at twice and almost killed a third time, too, reportedly?

So

almost killed a third time.

And that's not shot.

That's different.

Okay, well, he was almost killed a third time.

How was this?

Okay, here's a question for you.

Why are you listening to Megan Kelly?

What's wrong with you?

Well,

now you're changing the

good job of sidestepping.

It's called deflect.

I have no idea.

No idea.

And you know what?

Somehow, strangely, I don't care.

It's very odd.

This is just a little ditty to put into everyone's mind the next time they talk about access.

No access.

Access granted.

And all this, of course, comes as many American health insurers are pledging to cover the cost of all vaccines, including COVID-19 vaccines.

The trade group AHIP made that announcement.

They represent major health insurance companies, including Aetna, Elements Health, Cigna, and Kaiser Permanente.

The insurers say they are sticking with the previous recommendations by the CDC Advisory Committee.

Of course, all of this comes as Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F.

Kennedy has publicly questioned the need and the safety of many vaccines.

Well, this is

mainly focused on this stupid vaccine.

So these guys, so in other words, the pharma companies went to the health guys and said, here, look,

we'll pick up the tab, okay?

Well, of course they do because they don't want people to not get sick.

How did you phrase that again?

Exactly how I meant it.

They don't want people to, Mayor Should have said, to stop getting sick.

They want to pump people full of this stuff.

Keep taking it, people.

Keep wrecking your immune system.

We'll pay for it because you'll just take another and another, and then eventually you'll need something else.

That's the way I see it.

That's the way I see it.

Since when has

the pharmaceutical industry ever done something that doesn't benefit them by keeping people sick?

It's always what they do.

It doesn't surprise me.

They do a good job.

A bang-up job.

I have uh this was kind of uh kind of interesting, although not unexpected.

And also, really, is it that hard?

Changes are coming to the U.S.

citizenship test.

The government is reinstating a 2020 exam from the first Trump administration.

Applicants will have to study 128 questions about U.S.

history and politics.

They must correctly answer 12 out of 20 questions.

Applicants previously had to answer just 6 out of 10 questions correctly.

Test takers must also prove they have lived in the U.S.

lawfully for at least three years and can read, write, and speak English.

I'm curious what the questions are.

They'd have six out of 12?

That's 50%.

I know.

It's pretty lame.

Well, I do have,

what is this?

Oh, this is, yeah, here it is, 925.

Okay.

You want to go through a couple of these questions?

See if you're worthy of being a citizen.

Okay.

Question

What is the form of government of the United States?

These are multiple choice.

But

I'm not going to let you get away with multiple choice.

Yeah, it's a what is

a constitutional republic?

Yes, constitutional-based federal republic.

Very good, very good.

What is the supreme law of the land?

The supreme law of the land?

Yes.

Like there's a one law?

What is this?

This is the question.

What is the supreme law?

Well, it's a horrible question.

What is the question?

This one would require the multiple choice.

Answer the question, go.

I don't.

Actually, it's.

You got to give me the multiple choice.

That's a confusing question.

Actually, in my opinion.

Actually, it's not multiple choice.

You can have multiple correct answers.

So if you said under question one, republic would be okay.

Constitution-based federal republic and representative democracy would have all been, wow, representative democracy.

Would have all been accepted.

That's not true.

That's not true.

What is the supreme law of the the land?

Come on, answer the question, go.

Whatever the Supreme Court says.

The Constitution.

Oh, the Constitution.

Yeah, okay.

You only have a little.

Okay, I'm one and one.

I'm good.

Good half.

I'm halfway there.

Name one thing the U.S.

Constitution does.

Name one thing it does?

Yes.

Well, it does a shitload of things.

But it

forbids infringement of free speech, protects the rights of people.

I'll take that as

two for one.

Two for three.

The U.S.

Constitution starts with the words we the people.

What does we the people mean?

It means the public at large.

Yeah, it does.

No.

No.

That's wrong.

Self-governed, popular sovereignty, consent of the governed, or people should govern themselves.

No,

that's not good.

How are changes made to the U.S.

Constitution?

Via the amendment

system.

Process.

Yeah, we'll take that.

Process.

What does the Bill of Rights protect?

Rights.

Rights of Americans, yes.

How many amendments?

Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

It's like an old Groucho Marx question.

How many amendments does the U.S.

Constitution have?

How many amendments?

That's a good question.

I can't answer that.

27.

Why is the Declaration of Independence important?

Why is it important?

Yeah.

Because

it created the United States of America.

It proclaimed our independence from Great Britain.

Yes, America is free from British control.

What founding documents said the American colonies were free from Britain?

What founding documents?

Yeah, document.

Or document would be the Declaration of Independence.

Correct.

Oh, you know.

That's a redundancy.

Going through to the bonus round.

Name two important ideas from the Declaration of Independence and the U.S.

Constitution.

Two important ideas?

We have God-given rights and freedom of

God-given rights.

It would be one of them, but it would be a bunch of rights, not just one or two.

And freedom of expression.

Natural rights, I'll take that as God-given rights.

Yeah, well, that's what.

Well, they ah, they've just taken religion out of it.

The correct answers were equality, liberty, social contract, natural rights, limited government, and self-government is what we wanted to hear.

So I'm sorry.

We will have to give you only half point for that.

The words life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness are in what founding document?

Oh, that's a good.

Well, it's either the Declaration of Independence or the Constitution.

You should know.

I should know.

Answer the question.

Go.

I'm pretty sure it's a Declaration of Independence.

Correct.

Correct.

You are.

Let me just skip around.

Let me see.

How many?

I thought there were only 12 questions.

No, there's 128 questions.

You only get 12.

Oh, geez, we'll be here all day.

Well, we're not going to go through all of them.

I should have these in front of me asking you.

How long is the term for a U.S.

Senator?

Six years.

Very good.

Oh, everybody knows that.

Name your U.S.

Representative.

Well, it used to be Barbara Lee speaks for me.

Uh-huh.

But I have no idea who it is now.

Don't you have Nancy Pelosi?

No, she's in San Francisco.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I thought you were in San Francisco.

Okay,

you knew I'm in Berkeley.

Final two questions.

The president of the United States can serve only two terms.

Why?

Because Roosevelt was abusing the privilege.

That's why.

To keep the president from becoming too powerful.

We'll take that as a correct answer.

Yes, very good.

Let me see.

One more.

These are good questions.

Give me a stumper.

Okay.

How many Supreme Court justices are usually needed to decide a case?

Five.

Very good.

Final.

Name one power that is only for the states.

Oh, well, there's actually more than one.

Yes.

Well, there's a powerful power.

Which I think is a bullcrap.

Everything belongs to the states except what is in the Constitution and all the nonsense they've created since then.

But we all know after that, everything is for the states.

But they want you to name just one.

Okay.

The power to execute criminals in the state.

Oh, man.

I wish that was on there.

They have provide schooling and education, provide protection with police, provide safety, fire departments.

Give a driver.

That's local, though.

That's not a state.

Give a driver's license.

Oh, a driver's license would be a good answer.

And approve zoning and land use.

Well, we're sorry.

There should be a van outside your house.

Right about now.

they're coming to pick you up and they're going to roust you.

Some masked ICE agents are going to snatch you up and take you away.

Yes, masked.

Masked.

All right.

What else you got?

Because

it's going to be over there.

There's not much time left.

The show should be over by now.

Well, it's not.

I do have this idiotic.

This is a good analysis from some guy, some with some TikToker, but he talks about Newsome.

You know, Newsome has a press office, and they keep bringing out the,

he doesn't even know what they're doing.

There's a couple of lunatics, some guy and some girl.

They're both hippies.

And so there's this, and I had actually the best version of this is the Z-L-A-Z, Zlack is the guy's name, on Newsome.

I mean, look, we all knew this was going to happen sooner or later.

Governor Newsome's press office was so focused on being so edgy, you know, just clapping back at everyone that we knew they were going to overstep.

We knew they were going to say something that made them look like total fucking idiots.

And here we are.

This is just a statement from Bed Beth and Beyoncé.

They said they're not going to be opening retail stores in California.

They made it clear this isn't about politics.

It's just about reality.

Talking about how the system makes it nearly impossible for businesses to succeed.

They're not going to open stores there because of the economics.

And the response from the official press office of Governor Gavin Newsom is fuck you buy.

I just want you to imagine being the governor of a state and then having an account that is your press office, an account that puts out your official statements in response to nationwide businesses saying that your state is a hard place to grow in and that they need to make smart economic decisions for the good of their brand.

And your response is, fuck you.

Guys, look, there's being edgy, and then there's just being a troll.

Congratulations, press office.

You're now the latter.

Was that what the answer was?

Yeah.

Literally, F you.

Yeah.

F you, goodbye.

That's strange.

You think?

Wow.

See,

Newsom has gone to this, you know, somebody told him or he had a consultant come in, because this is not his personality.

He's just, he's a wuss.

He's kind of a wimpy guy, to be honest about it.

Yeah, wussy.

And he's told, you've got to be tough like Trump if you're going to win the 2028 election.

Oh, that's what it is.

Oh, okay.

That makes sense.

And so he's gotten, so we notice out here more than you would, but he's, you know, tough now.

He's a tough guy.

And so he's, you know, even though he's still moving his hands around weirdly and he's and he

jerks his shoulders back and forth.

It's very strange to watch him talk now.

And because I think he's uncomfortable with himself trying to act this phony baloney way.

And it's not, he's not getting any points for it.

Hmm.

Because we know that's not his nature.

I've got to put the BBC front and center on my quad screen,

the quad screen because the here's the uh the north sea nexus bbc news i can read trump floats revoking licenses of tv networks against him i'm telling you it's those guys that are that are running us

they are running the news because you know when the bbc reports it's got to be true so i'm sure that the the brendan car story came from the bbc

that makes sense.

Well, this is going to end.

End with what?

We're sick of it.

I'm going to show my support by donating to No Agenda.

Imagine all the people who could do this.

Oh, yeah, that'd be fabulous.

But we never get sick of thanking people for supporting the show.

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And John will read the rest of our supporters for this very happy episode, $1,850 and above.

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Oh, yes.

That's

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She's lesbian.

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If I could maintain that voice for a period of time, I could do Newsome.

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Happy birthday, call it to her husband.

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Oh, that's why she donated 8008.

Yes, of course.

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Mike.

I'm sorry.

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That's our group of well-wishers and supporters for show

1800.

And while John goes to Joe, while John goes to answer the phone, because he has a landline.

Yes, he does.

He's got a landline.

I want to thank everybody.

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And pretty soon you'll be able to take over all the spying activities from your fellow monarchs.

Very nice.

And we have quite a list of no agenda secretary generals stand by here they come all hail to the secretary generals because they are the ones who need hailing

all hail to the secretary generals on the no agenda show

not everybody has a name but we're going to give you all of the secretary generals sir pursuit of peace and tranquility commodore archduke of central florida secretary general of the realm of trolls and the troll museum kevin dunn sir peter jockey of the mountains Archduchess Kim, Secretary General of the Mini-Wiener Dogs, Commodore Sir Earl Silverdude of the Silver Dolphins, Gino Villalpando, Eric Mackey, Sir Salsahaushauser, Baronet of the Space Coast, Michael Otterstrom, Thomas Anayaya, Chris Keller, Secretary General of the Meetup Photographers, Sir Crash EMT, Secretary General of the Holly Springs of Fouquet-Verni-Verina, North Carolina, and finally, Sir Stewart, Secretary General of the Institute of the Very Angry Accountants.

All hail to these No Agenda Secretary Generals.

On the No Agenda Show.

Woo!

Nice.

Very, very nice.

And when it's all up and running, I think it is, you can go to noagendarings.com and you can give us the name you want and the address to specifically where you would like us to send your Secretary General accommodation, or whatever we call it.

What is it called?

Accommodation.

Hey, we got several nights.

We do have a layaway night.

Here's the note.

I set up a recurring monthly payment of 11-11 on March 17th, 2018.

It's been a long time coming, but with this week's edition that just went out, I have finally reached knighthood.

I've held off upping the donation as costs were up the last couple of years to prove this would get me to knighthood.

But now I can, or maybe save up a little while longer and get a producership.

I just want to say for everyone out there, if you set up a recurring payment, it helps keep our show.

Notice he says our show going.

And if we all did a little bit, we wouldn't need the sad animals.

If Jerry Wingenroth holds a meetup at one of the Santa Clarita breweries, I'll show up if I'm not traveling.

Oops.

Sorry.

Please knight me sir dog of the desert and I would like porter house steak and porter beer.

Let me see.

Do we have that on the list?

I think I ordered that.

Yes, we did order that.

Good.

Let's get our one dame and our knights ready.

If you have a blade there, there you go.

Yeah, yeah, that's a beautiful one.

And first off, we need to request that Rosalind Dale steps up along with Kevin Dunn,

Gino Philippondo, Charlie Kirk, of course, Michael Utterstrom, Chris Keller, Christopher Dale, Glenn Leitner, and Chris Osserhaus.

Ah, for you, I'm very proud to pronounce the KD as Dame Rosalind, President of the Narn West Bird Watchers, Seeker of Truth,

Sir Midnight Rider, Sir Heavy G of the Great Lakes, Guardian of the Trolls, Sir Charlie Kirk, Sir Otter of Utah, Sir Chris of the Harp Husbands, Sir Christopher the Believer, Sir Dog of the Desert, and Sir Chris Shepherd of the Indian Creek Valley.

For you, Hookers and Blow, Ren Boys, and Chardonnay.

We also, what else did we order here?

Porter house steak and porter beer,

barbacoa tacos and menudo, filet mignon and lobster, orkndy island gold beef and some Scottish Highland spring water, rack of lamb, medium rare, and an 82 mouton.

And of course, along with that goes our mutton and mead, which is all here at the roundtable.

Welcome to our brand new dame and our new nights.

Thanks to your support of the No Agenda Show in the amount of $1,000 or more.

We are very, very appreciative.

Look forward to sending you off your knight or dame ring.

Go to noagenda rings.com.

Let us know your ring size.

Give us a couple of weeks because we've got to order them special by size and give us an address to send them.

And welcome to the roundtable of the No No Agenda Knights and Dames.

No one should

be upset.

Well, the party is taking place today at Charlotte's Thursday, third Thursday meetup, 7 o'clock at Ed's Tavern in Charlotte, North Carolina.

Tomorrow, the Tilburg meetup in Gitmo Lowland, 7.33 at Beer Cafe Kandinsky in Tilburg.

That's in Nord Brabant, the Netherlands.

Saturday, the Dallas-Fort Worth HEB meetup with extra acronyms.

That's a bourbon street bar and grill in Bedford, Texas.

Also on Saturday, the No Agenda Ohio September meetup, 5.30 at Dempsey's in Columbus, Ohio.

Many more meetups available for you to attend all around the globe.

Want proof?

Go to noagendametups.com.

When you go to a No Agenda meetup, it's like the proverbial potato chips.

You know, you eat one, you got to have the whole bag.

You'll keep coming back.

These are the people that will be the first responders in case of an emergency that you might have because connection brings protection.

Go to noagendametups.com.

Find a meetup near you.

If you can't find one, start one yourself.

It's easy and always guaranteed a party.

Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.

You to be where you won't be triggered or hell lame.

You to be where everybody feels the same.

It's like a party.

Now remember, we have John's tip of the day coming up, a special 1800 tip, although I think the whole show has just been full of amazing amazing tips, if you think about it,

and some great end-of-show mixes, including a Sir Chris Wilson

Charlie Kirk tributes.

But before we do that, as part of our never-ending quest to end the show in an upbeat and fun manner, we have our ISO choice segment of the show.

I have three, you have two.

I will start.

Here we go.

It's a lot to process.

That's one.

I have this one.

Do you see my bulge?

Sted Cruz and this one.

This is great.

All right.

Okay, well, I decided to do some

AI work.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I spent a lot of effort.

Sure.

Type it in.

Click generate.

Wow.

The effort is amazing.

Yep, it takes, it takes experience.

Let's go with ISO 1800.

Wowie.

1,800 shows.

Good work, boys.

Now go home.

Well, it's thematic, so yeah, that's a possibility.

What's What's your other one?

Yuppers.

The Huppers 1800 shows how sexy.

Wow, this is a tough choice.

Let me hear.

The Huppers 1800 shows how sexy.

Wowie.

1,800 shows.

Good work, boys.

Now go home.

I think I'd like to chip.

Yuppers 1800 shows.

How sexy.

I think that's the best.

All right, everybody, before we go anywhere, it's time for John's tip of the day.

Green masks for you and

just the tip with JCD

and sometimes at once.

I kind of want to give a tip that's a good one.

This is a website.

We're going back to the website.

Web rotation.

Now, this is a financial website that I like because it puts everything in just pretty, it graphically puts everything up there that you, if you're in the stocks at all, you want to know this website.

And you can use it for all kinds of things.

It's got just nothing but details about everything with the

price of gold,

price of oil, current price of oil, current price of gold, what stocks went up and down and why.

Wow.

And Yahoo Finance?

No, Yahoo Finance is recommended.

But no, this is more, this is like a snapshot site.

And it's a killer called Fin F-I-N-Viz V-I-Z.

FinViz.

Finviz.com.

It's a financial

visualization site.

Finviz.

It's got stuff on insider trading.

I use it a lot for that.

Wow.

Lots of charts.

Wow.

A crypto.

Let's go straight to the crypto.

I would say it's, yeah, it's got everything.

It's dense.

Wow.

Bitcoin 117.

Well, I just lost the number.

117.435.

All right.

This is really good.

And that's only the, that's the, that's the, what you're looking at is just the homepage.

If you go into the site, there's, it gets really deep.

It's a

You can do all kinds of things.

I can do candles.

I can do,

can I add, oh, I can add all kinds of indicators.

Wow, and this is free?

Yeah, isn't that amazing?

Who does this?

Some maniac.

Who put this together?

Aboot.

Let's see.

Where's the aboot page?

Oh, you can advertise.

You can affiliate.

Hmm.

Interesting.

Well, that's very cool.

And they got news.

Wow.

I think this beats Yahoo Finance.

Honestly.

Yahoo Finance has its place.

Just the fact that you called it finance tickles me.

That's

finance.

I like it.

I do.

Hey, you go, everybody.

It's John Sip of the Day.

Find them all at tipoftheday.net.

Green fast for you and me.

Just a tip for JCD.

And sometimes at home.

Created by Dana Bernetti.

And we thank you all very much for being with us to the extreme bitter end.

It's highly appreciated.

Thank you for supporting the No Agenda Show, the podcast that's been here for 1,800 episodes, soon to celebrate 18 years.

And we did this today on the 18th of September.

It's crazy.

It's crazy, I tell you.

Coming up next on the No Agenda stream, Bowl After Bowl, that's Sir Spencer and Dame DeLorean.

And they'll be switching over right after we're done.

Of course, your modern podcast app will keep you tuned in.

End of show mixes.

Jeffrey Corker with a great WKRP takeoff.

Oysteinberg, Sir Chris Wilson with his Charlie Kirk tribute, Agent Cooper, and Commodore Dubs.

Man, we got a hootin' annie for y'all.

And we'll be back on Sunday.

We'll do more for you.

I'm sure there'll be something to deconstruct because the media serves up bullcrap as caviar, and we show you that it's just plain old fish eggs.

Coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country in picturesque Fredericksburg, Texas, home of the Java Ranch.

In the morning, everybody.

I'm Adam Curry.

And from Northern Silicon Valley, where I remain, I'm John C.

DeBorak.

We'll see you on Sunday.

Until then, Adios Mofos.

Hooey, whoey.

Wait, I shouldn't

remind you.

Remember us at Noahjinthedonations.com.

That's right.

Adios Mofos or Hooi Hooey.

And such.

They're solid plastic, so don't settle for imitation.

But the senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity.

M5M, up and down the dial.

Maybe you're a douchebag, never donate.

But maybe think of us once in a while.

We're at no agenda show in Gitmonation.

You want to always get a Genjo?

A Ginjo Saki Shaki.

Ginjo is a G-I-N-J-O, G-I-N-G-O, Gingo, a J-O.

You got it right there.

Okay, yeah.

G-I-N-G-O, G-I-N-G-O, G-I-N-G-O, Yo D Bo Lai Knosi S Hockey And if there's some variations like Dai Jing Ginjo or there's other ginjos, it has to be any of those variations are fine.

They get better

T I Yenji O T I Yenji Yo T I Yen Joe D Bo Lai Knows his Hockey Okay, you want Ginjo if it's in a blue bottle

It's always good

T I Yenji D-I-N-G-O.

If it's in a blue bottle, it's always good.

I woke on that September morning half a world away.

Word of a shooter that put a man away.

Spelled the end of our innocence.

Our eyes now open wide.

The world had turned for the worse the day that Charlie died.

When one man died, our cities burned with Charlie.

We all prayed.

Reflected on society and how far it's decayed.

You don't need an opinion, no need to take a side

to recognize the tragedy

the day that Charlie died.

We're told we can speak our minds, say things that we must say.

While free speech may cost nothing, there's a price that we might pay.

The words he shared for all to hear, his family by his side.

I guess he paid the highest price the day that Charlie died.

So raise your glass to our fallen man and pray we may not follow.

From man who saw connection, not a tension that is hollow.

Integrity and dignity, conviction, strength, and pride,

and made the ultimate sacrifice the day that Charlie died.

And we all pray to the Father, the Son, and Holy Ghost,

and some will pray to Mary and consecrate the host.

For the soul of our young Charlie his failings set aside.

Eternal rest grant unto him

the day that Charlie died.

Eternal rest grant unto him

the day

that Charlie died.

33 hours

less than 36

33 hours

we have made 33 historic

33 hours

33 hours

I was praying that uh that um um

if this had to happen here,

this had to happen here,

there wouldn't be one of us.

In the morning, get my nation.

Are you ready for some media deconstruction?

John C.

Devork, Adam Curry, better hurry just to see what the boys are saying.

Help you understand

how to work it out

V for V, the three T's.

Yes, if you get any value, then you give it back.

If I've been deceiving, brainwashed, slaves believe it.

Here come the lies again.

Thursday we can do it,

Sunday.

We can do it again.

Shut up, Slaves.

The best podcast in the universe.

Adios, Mofo, Dvorak.org, Slash, NA

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