593: No Such Thing As A Barney The Dinosaur In Westminster Abbey

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Speaker 4 Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming to you from the the QI offices in Hoburn. My name is Dan Schreiber.

Speaker 4 I am sitting here with James Harkin, Andrew Hunter-Murray, and Anna Tchashinski. And once again, we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days.

Speaker 4 And in no particular order, here we go.

Speaker 4 Starting with fact number one, and that is my fact. My fact this week is that before he was buried, the poet Dylan Thomas was used as a poker table.

Speaker 4 That doesn't feel very practical. No.
The chicks are going to go everywhere. Yeah.
And I imagine, as a poet, you're wearing a lot of ruffles, maybe a cravat.

Speaker 4 You know, you're not going to be a smooth table. No.
Okay, so it's not his body that was physically used as the poker table.

Speaker 4 Dylan Thomas, as a bit of backstory, had been in America and he died on the 9th of November, 1953. Let's get right to the chase.

Speaker 4 Was he born before he died? I need to know all the context, Dan.

Speaker 4 So yeah, it's really unfortunate. He was 39 years old.
He was a big drinker. There's a bit of mystery about what actually caused his death, but there we have it, the facts.
He dies November 1953.

Speaker 4 His wife, Caitlin, he decides she doesn't want him to be buried in America. She wants to bring him back home to Wales, his home country.

Speaker 4 And so she puts him on a ship, and he's in the hold. And one night, she's a bit disruptive upstairs, and she gets sent downstairs.
And it just so happens that she's bunking up very near to his coffin.

Speaker 4 And she notices that all the sailors gather around the coffin and use it as the poker table. And she thought, he would have loved this.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 So was it not obviously a coffin? I think it might have been. They might not have cared.

Speaker 4 That's quite macabre. I would have tried to find another table or just a packing crate or something.
Would you? I would have gone out my way to find the coffin. Yeah.

Speaker 4 If you had a coffin on board, I genuinely think when I go, if I could organise it that my mates had a poker game on my coffin and they didn't mind, then I'd be down for that.

Speaker 4 It would be more golf for you, though, wouldn't it? That's hard to play in a coffin. Right.

Speaker 4 You could be the last hole. The mighty

Speaker 4 i'm hoping that i'm laid down face up actually

Speaker 4 um the apparently like you said there was some ruckus with caitlin i read that she was in a cabin with and i quote some sort of glamour queen that she really didn't like and so she deliberately caused a ruckus so that she would get kicked out of that cabin yeah yeah i i having now read up about caitlin i wonder if that's true or if she was just generally causing ruckus because that was the thing about them.

Speaker 4 They were sort of described as the prototype Sid and Nancy of the sex pistols. They were a couple that were destructive.
They'd get huge fights. They would get drunk everywhere they went.

Speaker 4 But what's crazy is that when Caitlin got back, she went on a pub crawl with the person who picked her up.

Speaker 4 And Dylan was just left in the car park in the coffin while they were getting pissed along the way and all the pubs towards where his home was going to be. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 Did you find the claim that he was buried in a banana-shaped grave?

Speaker 4 No.

Speaker 4 Do we should? No. Okay, so we should say, also, most famous Welsh poet, arguably, I'd say, ever.
For me, he is. I mean,

Speaker 4 he's barred territory. If someone asked me to name a Welsh poet, he would be the lost.
Exactly. Exactly.
He certainly was barred from most of his local poets.

Speaker 4 Well, there is a claim, I read, that the gravedigger was deaf and mute. And he only knew that he was burying a man whose favourite fruit was the banana.

Speaker 4 So in tribute, he originally dug a banana-shaped grave before being told off and told to correct it.

Speaker 4 Now, I just think if you're a professional gravedigger, you know that you very rarely get a banana-shaped coffin. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Do we know that his favorite fruit was banana? Do you know, the original thing is so untrue that I haven't even sourced that yet.

Speaker 4 I thought Defa Mute sounds like a Welsh name. I thought that was the name of it.

Speaker 4 So his death, Dan, you said that there was some weird things about that.

Speaker 4 Yeah, there was the idea that he drank so much that the night before he went into a coma, which then led to him going to hospital and eventually dying, he claimed to have drunk 18 whiskeys.

Speaker 4 I'll say the line, say the line.

Speaker 4 Supposedly his last words were, I've just drunk 18 straight whiskeys. I think that's a record or something like that.
That's a great line. Yeah.
But that's not true, is it?

Speaker 4 He definitely said things after that.

Speaker 4 I think he did say that, actually, in fairness, but it was the day before. And then the next day, he did talk to people and said different things.
He said, God, go for a banana right now.

Speaker 4 So it was the doctor's fault, right? So yeah, so he was sedated with some morphine and then he went into a coma.

Speaker 4 And he had pneumonia, which hadn't been diagnosed, and that was the problem with the morphine. But this is the interesting thing.

Speaker 4 I think it's actually Dylan Thomas's fault because he did make that joke about having had all these whiskeys, right?

Speaker 4 And then, I believe his friend who'd overheard that, when he was really ill, said to the doctor, oh, well, he told me yesterday he'd had 18 straight whiskies.

Speaker 4 So the doctor very naturally assumes alcohol poisoning and then gives him the morphine, which puts him into the coma, which kills him.

Speaker 4 So actually, Dylan Thomas died of his own joke, as well as medical misdiagnosis and all of that. But basically, it's because his friend said, oh, yeah, well, this is what he was saying.

Speaker 4 Well, it's possible he wasn't joking, though, because they went and interviewed the bartender who was serving drinks at night. And he said he didn't drink 18, absolutely not.

Speaker 4 But someone pointed out that a shot in America versus a shot back home is three times the amount. So they think in his incredibly drunken state, Dylan Thomas was doing math

Speaker 4 and worked out how many that would have been back home, which was 18.

Speaker 4 In fairness, the math was only three times six.

Speaker 4 But once you've had 18 whiskeys.

Speaker 4 Actually, he actually wasn't good at taking his drink. He's got this reputation for being such a heavy drinker.
But I think people who knew him said actually he was kind of a lightweight.

Speaker 4 So maybe he just seemed pissed a lot. But he had a famous sort of relationship slash,

Speaker 4 what's an enemy ship? Frenemy.

Speaker 4 who was sort of a frenemy but without the fruit with kingsley amis um who only met him once but used to write really awful things about his poetry okay and amis met him in 1951 and he said he was an outstandingly unpleasant man who cheated and stole from his friends and peed on their carpets and he boozed a lot because it fitted his image as a poet rather than out of any thirst or need i think people quite a lot of people didn't really like him very much his even his friends no it's a shame if you like his poetry to read up on him because it makes him quite unlikable doesn't it?

Speaker 4 I think he considered himself to be a poet, which meant he didn't need to get a proper job.

Speaker 4 He could just sort of dilettantishly turn up at people's houses and sleep on the sofas and urinate on the carpets, perhaps. I don't know.

Speaker 4 But yeah, like one of his really good friends, Norman Cameron, he wrote, Who invited him in? What was he doing here? That insolent little ruffian, that crapulous lout.

Speaker 4 When he quitted a sofa, he left behind a smear. Oh, dear.
If that's what his friends thought of him, what of his enemies? Right. But his fans kind of loved it, right?

Speaker 4 They loved this image of a drunken poet who was living up to that romantic idea that they're sitting in a shed with a glass of whiskey, writing these incredible lines.

Speaker 4 And in his final eight years, you know, he died 39, as I said. Final eight years, he wrote six poems.

Speaker 4 He spent basically the last period of his life going on tours and talking and reading out his poems.

Speaker 4 He became an orator as opposed to a writer. And people would go because it was quite rock and roll.
Is Dylan Thomas going to swear at someone in the crowd?

Speaker 4 Is he going to drunkenly fall off the stage and pass out? Is he going to leave a smear on the sofa?

Speaker 4 The curtain comes up.

Speaker 4 That's a sofa on the stage. Get it, Dylan.
But he was kind,

Speaker 4 people were into that. I think he was less hard-living in lots of ways.
So he lived for a while in a place called Lan,

Speaker 4 and the Thomas family GP, the doctor, wrote, he didn't do any womanizing. He was pretty sober.
He was very respectful.

Speaker 4 He started the day by helping his dad with the Times crossword every morning. Apparently his capacity for drink, I'm quoting now, was very limited compared with the average hearty.

Speaker 4 He couldn't drink very much. Three or four pints was his absolute limit.
But then, of his wife Caitlin, the doctor wrote, Caitlin is a nymphomaniac and a first-class bitch.

Speaker 4 Jesus. Was that a medical diagnosis back then?

Speaker 4 She does seem a tough character. But I really didn't know.
And the thing I found most unbelievable about him is you say that he only wrote six six poems or whatever in his last seven years.

Speaker 4 Really, he wrote all of his best poetry, pretty much everyone agrees, by the time he was 19.

Speaker 4 Isn't that insane? I was a child when I was 19. I was like, you're thinking such immature stuff.
And that's why it's kind of nonsense.

Speaker 4 I used to love him when I was a teenager because I thought, well, this must mean something amazing.

Speaker 4 But it was really heartening to read all of these reviewers write about him and say, the words are beautiful, which is what's so fun about reading him. But no one knows what he's on about.

Speaker 4 He also, because we're calling him a poet, but he also wrote some pretty seminal other pieces. Like he wrote Under Milkwood, which was a play which is still sort of?

Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 People do, don't they? Who did you play? Sorry, no, as in for my GCSC English, I had to learn it. Okay, right.
Yeah, nice.

Speaker 4 You played a tree, admit it. You're one of the trees.

Speaker 4 But there's a lot of milk under me.

Speaker 4 You guys know AJP Taylor? I only know the name. He was a really famous 20th century historian, like mega famous, in a time when historians were rock stars.

Speaker 4 Anyway, Dylan Thomas befriended his wife, Margaret. And

Speaker 4 euphemism?

Speaker 4 Well, she definitely had the hots for him. And Dylan Thomas went to stay on the sofa and did a lot of...
Like, he would stay for a month. And AJP Taylor liked to keep a barrel of beer in the house.

Speaker 4 That was just his nice thing.

Speaker 4 But he hated having Dylan Thomas to stay because he would drink supposedly 15 pints a day and he'd constantly have to be replacing his barrel and Taylor's wife Margaret fell absolutely besotted with Dylan Thomas she spent all her money on him she wrote him erotic letters she persuaded AJP Taylor to buy a house for £2,000 for Dylan Thomas and Taylor said okay fine if you stop giving him money which she did not and then she bought him another house I mean

Speaker 4 he does sound like a really annoying guy to have to stay I read one anecdote about him he went out drinking with novelist Philip Lindsay and got his penis stuck in a honey pot.

Speaker 4 Winnie the two tape.

Speaker 4 The great thing about this, this is in Andrew Lysett's biography, and it's kind of mostly there, not really anywhere else. But it was from people who were there who said it happened.

Speaker 4 But no one knows why he did that. No.
Was it a honey trap?

Speaker 4 They said on the same occasion, he pushed a shirt button up his nose and couldn't get it out.

Speaker 4 You go into the A and E and you're like, yeah, it's this button big.

Speaker 4 Can you get the button big out, please? Sir, there appears to be something. No, no, just the button.

Speaker 4 I actually, having just said Winnie the Pooh, I only know Winnie the Pooh-sized honey pots. Do they come smaller? Wait, does Winnie the Pooh have massive honey pots? Yeah, his head gets stuck in them.

Speaker 4 Oh, yeah. Maybe well.
Maybe Dylan Thomas was very well endowed, and that's what kept the women falling. The shape of a honeypot is, it expands as it gets towards the base, as it were.

Speaker 4 It's not like a honey jar. I could understand him getting his penis stuck in a honey jar.
I was imagining a honey jar. He's just set honey with honey jars.

Speaker 4 You know, when you go to a travel lodge and you get those tiny little jars of honey.

Speaker 4 I'm going to have to ask you to leave the breakfast buffet.

Speaker 4 Everyone's got their own sized honey pot.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's full of tantalizing details, that biography. It's amazing because he's spoken to everyone who ever knew him.
But people just give memories without elaboration. So there's those two.

Speaker 4 There's on one occasion, he managed to stab himself in the eye while eating a plate of meatballs.

Speaker 4 No further details. How do you do that? How do you do that? And then someone else said, there was a particular period where he had to deal with his rubber fetishism.
No more honour.

Speaker 4 That is it. That's all we got.

Speaker 4 What do we do with rubber? Now,

Speaker 4 he is a very important poet. He is part of the Poet's Corner in Westminster Abbey, which is reserved for some of the greats.
It's Shakespeare and so on. He originally wasn't in there.

Speaker 4 And it all comes down to Jimmy Carter, President Jimmy Carter, who lobbied for him to be in there. Why?

Speaker 4 He loves him to the point where he went to certain bits of Wales just to be around the area that Dylan Thomas would have been in. Good lord.

Speaker 4 Even wrote a poem called A President Expresses Concern on a Visit to Westminster Abbey by Jimmy Carter. No way.
Oh my gosh. Yeah.
That makes me like Dylan Thomas again, having just gone off him.

Speaker 4 Jimmy Carter liked him. Yeah, because you're a massive Carter fan, yeah.
Yeah. What a weird presidential.
Like, is that what happened

Speaker 4 state visits? Campaigned a bit harder to get himself re-elected.

Speaker 4 Well, it happened in 82, so maybe he worked on it post-presidency. But it was on that trip that he said, Well, there's old times.

Speaker 4 I can imagine Donald Trump at the moment is trying to get Barney, the big purple dinosaur in Westminster Abbey.

Speaker 4 We'll do it, we'll do it.

Speaker 4 Um, Lan,

Speaker 4 this place where he lived,

Speaker 4 his local pub was a place called Brown's Hotel. It was bought

Speaker 4 recently by guess who?

Speaker 4 The game, the board makers.

Speaker 4 Okay, give us a clue. Um, what the TV show?

Speaker 4 Why are the two Ronnie sky?

Speaker 4 Look,

Speaker 4 what was Dylan Thomas? He was a man behaving badly. Oh, is it Martin Clunes? It was Neil Morrissey.
Our other man behaving badly bought his local. Really? Is that weird?

Speaker 4 And Dylan Thomas was a man behaving badly. And Neil Morrissey for International List of this was about 30 years ago in a setcom called Man Behaving Badly.
Yeah. That's a great fact.
Great fact.

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Speaker 4 Okay, it is time for fact number two, and that is Andy. My fact is that six out of ten lakes are in Canada.

Speaker 4 That's amazing. Out of all the lakes in the world,

Speaker 4 60% are in Canada. It's big, Canada.
It is big, but it's not 60% of the world's land mass.

Speaker 4 It's a disproportionate number of lakes. So if you wake up after a big old Dylan Thomas-style bender

Speaker 4 and you look and there's a lake there, you're more likely than not in Canada. That's right.
That's right. Do we know how many and why? We do.
900,000 and geology is the short

Speaker 4 questions. No, I got this on a great substack by a guy called Thomas Pueyo.
And basically it's at the bottom you've got the Great Lakes. sort of celebrity lakes.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 And then there's this line stretching across the country above which it's just monstrously full of lakes. Just lakes everywhere.
Like throw a brick.

Speaker 4 And it's because there's a region near the coast further up, near the coastal mountains, which is lower because the mountains kind of depressed the land around them with their land mass.

Speaker 4 Didn't know mountains did that. And everywhere else in the world, or most other places, these depressions, they turn into river valleys.
Water flows along them, right?

Speaker 4 But Canada is very far north, so it rains less, so there's less water. And it's also to do with the ice sheets that dug these huge holes in the ground.
And that leads to lakes when the ice retreats.

Speaker 4 Do you know what I mean? You've got basically lake-shaped masses everywhere.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that's it was the Laurentide ice sheet, wasn't it? And that also formed Niagara Falls and the Great Lakes. So it was a biggie.
And it might also have given us Noah's Ark.

Speaker 4 So apparently the collapse of that ice sheet caused the flooding of the Gibraltar Straits of Gibraltar, loads of water going into the Mediterranean Sea, huge floods everywhere about 8,000 years ago.

Speaker 4 And maybe all the myths that we have about floods in all different cultures have flood myths and maybe due to that collapse. Love it.
That's amazing. It's crazy.

Speaker 4 So 900,000 lakes in Canada, you're saying, Andy. Manitoba is an area that has 100,000 of those lakes.

Speaker 4 And only 10,000 of those lakes have been named. As of 2017, the number will have gone up, but they're trying to give names to every single lake that's out there.
Can we campaign?

Speaker 4 Well, here's the thing, to have a lake named after us. Yeah.
Doesn't work like that. Fish Lake.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Damn.

Speaker 4 Well, this is a problem that there's not a big group that names the lakes. There's one main guy, and then he's got a few assistants.
What? Yeah.

Speaker 4 Well, that's why they haven't gone around to naming them. It's been very slow.
He'll name like seven a year. And that's,

Speaker 4 but that's gone up now with the assistant. It's as slow as Dylan Thomas writing poetry.
Is this guy just going around doing rock star shows and saying, I name lakes? Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 The thing he says is he gets a lot of calls on Valentine's Day with people saying, can I, in a romantic gesture, name this lake after my partner or girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever?

Speaker 4 And he says, no, it doesn't work like that. Is he stressed that all these lakes don't have names or is he relaxed about it? He's relaxed.
He's taking his time.

Speaker 4 What they're doing is basically naming it after fallen soldiers from World War II and World War I.

Speaker 4 And it's important work because if you happen to have an accident at a lake, how do you find it if there's no name?

Speaker 4 Dan, if it's important work, maybe he should be trying to name more than seven every year.

Speaker 4 He has. There was one year where they named 2,000.
Like, it's... Oh, okay.
Because he got assistants in. Assistance games.

Speaker 4 Can't be choosers. I think if I say, can you name your lake Paulina? He shouldn't be saying, no, I have to do it after this other thing instead.

Speaker 4 I think he should be accepting these names because he needs 20,000 of them. He needs a lot of, he needs a lot.
And in fact, there's only been one exception so far.

Speaker 4 One living person, when an Olympic gold medalist in hockey was given a lake name, he sort of got put ahead of all the fallen soldiers.

Speaker 4 They'll do anything for hockey players, the Canadians, won't they?

Speaker 4 I think he needs to be sacked. Sorry.

Speaker 4 Do you know what the most common lake name in the United States of America is? Oh, oh, is it guessable? Maybe. Is it Big Lake or Deep Lake?

Speaker 4 No, but you're getting there. It's very descriptive.

Speaker 4 Round Lake, yeah. Wet Lake.

Speaker 4 That's the closest. It's Mud Lake.
Really?

Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah. There are 900 mud lakes in America, but they're endangered, really, because they're all getting renamed.

Speaker 4 So Michigan, for instance, had 300 mud lakes, but 71 of them have been changed in the last few years. Why are they changing them? Is it not politically correct?

Speaker 4 Well, one reason that you want to, like, mud lake isn't very nice, but number two, like Dan said, you need to be able to tell exactly where something is.

Speaker 4 So if you've got 700 mud lakes and you say, I've injured myself next to mud lake, what are they going to do? Yeah, you're right. There are reports.

Speaker 4 and again, this is at the level of Dylan Thomas was buried in a banana-shaped

Speaker 4 straight. That, well, there's a lake in Canada called Lake Miniwanka, but that is true.
Some reports say it's the smallest lake in Canada, and it appears not to be. I think there are some smaller.

Speaker 4 But it is home to a drowned village, which is called Miniwanka Landing. Cool.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 And was it named after someone who drove a mini? It was when Tom Cruise lands his plane. That's why he radios into the control tower as a joke.

Speaker 4 All this depends on how you define a lake, right? Yeah.

Speaker 4 Because there's a thing called Lagos, L-A-G-O-S, which is like a research, it's like the Wikipedia of lakes, where you go to if you want to know anything about lakes in North America.

Speaker 4 But they define a lake as something that is one hectare in area, surface area. So that's about two football fields.

Speaker 4 But if you were to count lakes that are like one hectare, so half that size, then the number of lakes in Canada goes up to 3.5 million. Oh my goodness.
That's getting stupid.

Speaker 4 It's supposed to be a puddle. That guy at the naming office is going to be

Speaker 4 probably still relaxed.

Speaker 4 We've got time. And the other scientific definition of a lake is it needs to have an aphotic zone.
So that's an area deep enough where plants can't grow because they don't get enough light.

Speaker 4 That's supposed to be the level between a pond and a lake. There's interestingly on the definition of a lake, there's also the bigness of lakes.

Speaker 4 So Lake Superior, one of the Great Lakes, and the Great Lakes are all shared between the US US and Canada,

Speaker 4 except one, Lake Michigan. Lake Superior is the largest lake on Earth, but only if you don't count the Caspian Sea, which is about five times bigger.

Speaker 4 And it's really interesting, the Caspian Sea controversy, because Caspian Sea is technically a lake, I believe, as in it's not connected to the sea, but it has higher salinity than almost any other lake.

Speaker 4 So it's a huge political debate between Azerbaijan, Iran, Kazakhstan, Russia, Turkmenistan, which all border this lake/slash sea. Because if it's a lake, you split it equally.

Speaker 4 So that's why all the great lakes are split equally between the US and Canada. And it's hugely important because it's got massive natural resources.

Speaker 4 It's got loads and loads of oil deposits in it and mineral deposits.

Speaker 4 And so Iran, which has a very short coast on the Caspian, is saying, no, it's definitely a lake. Definitely a lake because I want to split it equally with the rest of you.

Speaker 4 Whereas if it's the seashore, you own a distance away from the seashore.

Speaker 4 Depending on your length of coastline. Exactly.
So then, you know, Russia's saying, or Kazakhstan, which has a huge coastline, is saying, this is bullshit. You can't take a fifth of the oil in it.

Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.
So, which side do you fall on? And when would we get a resolution to

Speaker 4 honestly, Tom? I think they got a few other things to iron out in that region.

Speaker 4 There was a massive meeting in 2018 called the Convention on the Legal Status of the Caspian Sea, but all the countries met and they were there for weeks and they concluded it's neither a lake nor a sea.

Speaker 4 Oh, great.

Speaker 4 It's a pond.

Speaker 4 Here's a lake. This is also in the United States of America.
It's called Crater Lake. And the Kalmath people who live around it haven't looked at it for more than 7,000 years.

Speaker 4 No.

Speaker 4 How close do they live?

Speaker 4 They don't know.

Speaker 4 Do they fall in? No,

Speaker 4 they don't fall in. So it's basically

Speaker 4 a taboo. Wow.

Speaker 4 And it's, we think, down to an eruption that happened 7,700 years ago. And then they preserved these stories of this myth that's happened.

Speaker 4 And that would be 300 generations of word of mouth have kept this story going. They don't look at the lake.
They still don't look at the lake, yeah. What if you accidentally look at the lake?

Speaker 4 Another eruption, probably.

Speaker 4 Someone must have. No one's done it.
We don't know.

Speaker 4 Well, we'd know. We would know.
We would know, yeah. Wow.
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 Some lakes swing from side to side like a banana uh they are they're called banana lakes no they're not okay um this is amazing though there are these things called sashes and the most famous one is in lake erie which is uh one of the great lakes but basically it happens if there's a really strong wind that's going in one direction on a lake and it keeps pushing the water up to one end and then the wind suddenly stops then the water, you can imagine, like in a bath, swings backwards and it does extraordinary things.

Speaker 4 Like in 2008, there were 16 16 feet high waves in Lake Erie that flooded. It's Buffalo, I think, in New York that always gets flooded.

Speaker 4 In 1844, there was a 22-foot-high Seich wave, which caused this flood in Buffalo, which destroyed the town completely. Just from this swinging lake, crazy.
78 people died.

Speaker 4 It stopped the Niagara Falls from flowing because it dammed it up because the force of all the water pushed the ice at the top of Niagara Falls and stopped it flowing. What?

Speaker 4 Just from this swinging lake. Isn't that cool? It's very cool.

Speaker 4 Not the deaths, but yeah, the other stuff. That was a long time ago.
Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Canada is so big that the southernmost point of Canada is closer to Brazil than it is to the northernmost point of Canada. I don't believe you.
Well,

Speaker 4 you've got to.

Speaker 4 Okay. Maps.
How do we resolve this then?

Speaker 4 We need a conference.

Speaker 4 I mean, yeah, only because I've seen maps. I mean, that's bonkers.
It's about...

Speaker 4 There's not much in it. It's about 10 kilometers in it, but it's about 10 kilometers in it.
Yeah, so close. Southernmost point of Canada to northernmost point of Canada is 4,620 kilometers.
Right.

Speaker 4 To Brazil, from the southernmost point of Canada, it's 4,630. Yeah.
That's like how my house in Margate is closer to Belgium than it is to London. Yeah.
That's why.

Speaker 4 And it takes you hours and hours and hours to get here every day.

Speaker 4 I should stop going via Belgium.

Speaker 4 okay it is time for fact number three and that is james okay my fact this week is that at one spanish football stadium they will stop you from eating sunflower seeds but they won't stop you from smoking

Speaker 4 that is so weird is it

Speaker 4 are you allowed to smoke Sunflower seeds, life hack. Oh, good thinking.

Speaker 4 Yeah, in a rollout.

Speaker 4 Actually, you're not really supposed to to smoke,

Speaker 4 but they don't enforce that ban.

Speaker 4 But they are enforcing their ban on sunflower seeds, and that's because if you go to Spanish football games, you will often bring sunflower seeds with you as a snack. They're called pipas,

Speaker 4 and this team called El Che has decided to ban them because people keep you kind of you crack them open and eat the seeds inside, and then you throw the shells away.

Speaker 4 And the shells, they clog the drains, they clog the pipes, they rot and deteriorate the seats. Um, the pigeons come, rats come,

Speaker 4 and they're having to basically redo the entire stadium.

Speaker 4 And part of the reason is because these sunflower seeds are just all over the place, and they're rotting, and they're making everything minging.

Speaker 4 Yeah, there's too many for them to clean up, so you just as you arrive, you're just cracking shells underneath your foot, going to your seats.

Speaker 4 It's uh, it's pretty amazing, such a tiny thing causing such channels.

Speaker 4 This was in the Times that I read this, and one of the fans said, This is the best thing they could have done, and now they just have to enforce the ban on smoking.

Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah. Is it Spain-wide that these things are enjoyed? It's common throughout Spain, yeah.
Really interesting because it's quite a hippie-ish, quite healthy thing, I imagine.

Speaker 4 Like, oh, I'm just eating some sunflower seeds. This is really salty.
Oh, okay. They're very salty.
This is the thing that I discovered.

Speaker 4 It's this whole global culture that we do not have in Britain of sunflower seeds being such a popular snack. And they're all these countries.
So Spain is one of them where they're really popular.

Speaker 4 Across Eastern Europe, Eastern European listeners. Brighton, confirm how many sunflower seeds you eat a day.
China, the Middle East, Russia, they're like this big deal snack.

Speaker 4 And so I think in China you have them in the shells and it's this great meditative experience. One girl was saying that you put it in your mouth, you have to get the sunflower seed out of the shell.

Speaker 4 You kind of dill your teeth. You can follow it.

Speaker 4 Yeah. So the little grey thing that I get when I buy a packet of sunflower seeds is not a sunflower seed.
It's actually, that's the kernel. Yeah, it's a kernel.
The de-hulled kernel.

Speaker 4 Whereas people here are eating the naked seeds, which are the black and white striped yes they're bigger that are inside yeah

Speaker 4 that is a sunflower seed yeah and it's pretty amazing i went to the um the national gallery the other day to look specifically at van goth's sunflowers right and as researched with this fact no it's completely separate i was just i i thought god it's around the corner why have i not been there and i i went stood and just stared and each flower there's 11 flowers they contain about 2 000 between one and 2 000 seeds that would have been edible you know what was in the pot i just i find that fascinating i've never thought about it in that way before.

Speaker 4 No, me neither. If you're really hungry and you've got a sunflower growing in your kitchen, scrape off the top.
If it's reached ripeness, get some

Speaker 4 stuff. There's like a TikTok trend at the moment where people are like roasting entire sunflower heads and eating them.

Speaker 4 Oh, really?

Speaker 4 I mean, it's just classic TikTok.

Speaker 4 Everyone's a food expert until you actually try what you're eating, and then it's disgusting. Well, people do seem to rave about them.

Speaker 4 And I was reading in China, the way they harvest them is really cool. So people go through with big machetes or massive pairs of scissors and they chop the heads off all the

Speaker 4 nail scissors, whatever you want. Like you're opening a department store.

Speaker 4 Yeah, exactly. A lot of ribbons to cut.

Speaker 4 They chop the heads off each individual sunflower, but then they pick up the heads, they spin them upside down, and they plonk them back on top of the stalk and they leave them there for another week to dry.

Speaker 4 And that's because it saves having to dry them in a certain space. So you'll sometimes go to a big sunflower field in China and be like, all the flowers are upside down.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 They've all been decapitated. They've all been decapitated and had their heads put on upside down.

Speaker 4 That's amazing. What psycho.
So I should just say, El Che, by the way, the football team, they're from Alicante. They were promoted to La Liga last season, and I read as much as I could about them.

Speaker 4 There's not a great deal of interest in stuff. Apart from the kit man, the head kit man is called Pepito, whose name is Spanish for pumpkin seed.

Speaker 4 Lovely. It's not quite right, is it? We haven't quite got that nomination.
Almost got it. I saw his name and I was like, that really looks like it means sunflower seed.

Speaker 4 But unfortunately, no, Gipaz is the sunflower seed, which also means blowjobs in Greek. Golly.

Speaker 4 Well, that

Speaker 4 won't. Surely that won't have led to any confusion.

Speaker 4 A load of Spanish football fans turn up at Anathon Aikas. You've got to crack it open with your teeth.

Speaker 4 They are known, these seeds, as Spain's football foreplay. I don't know if you came across that phrase.

Speaker 4 But what is Britain's football foreplay? You guys go to football. Pies.

Speaker 4 Nice pie.

Speaker 4 That's just foreplay in general, isn't it? A nice steak and kidney pie. Scotch pies, they're called.
What is a Scotch pie? Scotch pie is.

Speaker 4 Probably if you go to football in the south of England, you don't really get this stuff, but certainly in the north of England, they're kind of made of pastry, like water pastry, and they usually have mutton in them, lots of potato, not so much meat.

Speaker 4 They're absolutely delicious. Yeah.
Yum. And they were supposedly despised by the Scottish Church because they were considered a sumptuous meal and very similar to English pies.

Speaker 4 So the Scottish Church tried to ban Scotch pies for a while, but they never managed. I would say keep your beaks out, guys.
I just think that's not their jurisdiction.

Speaker 4 Look, the church tends to get involved in lots of different things, doesn't it? It doesn't historically, especially the Scottish Church.

Speaker 4 I just think that's a bit like Jimmy Carter getting involved in Dylan Thomas's

Speaker 4 posthumous reputation. I just think, come on, prioritise.
Not your kirks to run.

Speaker 4 Actually, it was because of the church, I think, that sunflower seeds came to be.

Speaker 4 Well, they did exist, unless you're saying that God made them.

Speaker 4 Exactly.

Speaker 4 Sorry, yeah, that we started eating sunflower seeds

Speaker 4 because, so they were huge in Russia first. Russia was like 100 years ahead of the rest of us, mainly in terms of turning them into oil, which is where it's so valuable.

Speaker 4 And it was basically because during any kind of fast, Christian fasting or Lent or anything like that in Russia, then any kind of vegetable oils were banned.

Speaker 4 And then Peter the Great or his minions sort of discovered that you could get oil from sunflower seeds. It was Peter the Great when he, you know, he did his European tour.

Speaker 4 He brought them back to Russia. He brought them in like the Netherlands or something and brought them back.
He did, yes. And then some peasant in Russia in the 19th century,

Speaker 4 like a just working in the fields peasant, built a machine to get oil out of them. And because they were new oil, the church hadn't managed managed to create in its list the name sunflower oil.

Speaker 4 And so everyone just drenched their food with sunflower oil during Lent. And that was why it was so popular.

Speaker 4 And now Ukraine and Russia is by far the biggest producers of sunflower oil in the world, like by a billion. I did that, right?

Speaker 4 More than half of the global production is there. And that's why Ukraine, like the sunflower, is a symbol of Ukraine.

Speaker 4 I don't know that. Well, it was used as well for mopping up basically a lot of the radioactive waste during the Chernobyl disaster.
Was it?

Speaker 4 Yeah, so the stems, they noticed that when they put them into bodies of water, that it would take up a lot of the radioactive elements and then they could bring it away and then they could discard it in a better way.

Speaker 4 But so sunflowers are planted largely around nuclear radioactive areas in Chernobyl and used.

Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah. Famous pop culture person who eats sunflower seeds.
Okay.

Speaker 4 Cardi B.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Good shot. Someone that you guys have, a character that you guys love.
Give us a clip. Alex Snoopy.

Speaker 4 A character. A fictional character.
Yeah. 1990s.
1990s. Fictional character.
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Very good.
No. Dennis the Menace.
No. Oh, yeah, cartoon or real? Real.

Speaker 4 Zach from Saved by the Bell.

Speaker 4 Okay, Blobby. Mr.
Blobby. Blobby.
British or American? American. Okay, narrowing it down.

Speaker 4 One of The Simpsons. No, but one of the biggest shows of the 1990s.
Friends. People are yelling this at home, not friends.
Something that Dan would like due to his other podcast. A weird equipment.

Speaker 4 Come on, guys, the truth is out there. Oh,

Speaker 4 Fox Mulder loved sunflower seeds. Fox Mulder, he eats sunflower seeds all the way through it.
And he had to stop in the later series because, according to him, it's hard to act with sunflower seeds.

Speaker 4 Yeah. But it was the creator, Chris Carter, who would eat sunflower seeds.
And he kind of passed it on to the character.

Speaker 4 But David D'Covny, who played Mulder, wants people to know that he doesn't like sunflower seeds and he also does not wear ties. So fans are discouraged from sending him either.

Speaker 4 Poor guy, so he's forced to eat sunflower seeds constantly and wear lots of ties.

Speaker 4 Poor guy.

Speaker 4 I mentioned Van Gogh earlier. There's another very famous art piece which is called Sunflower Seeds.
Do you remember that? Ai Weiwei. Ai Weiwei, 2011.
So this is extraordinary.

Speaker 4 He handcrafted porcelain sunflower seeds with his team. There were 1,600 people, and they made 100 million of them.
It feels like he's the guy to solve the Canadian lake naming dilemma.

Speaker 4 Like, they can just bang through that. If these 1,600 people, I'm sure, you know, it's making a very important political point and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 But it's a long time to be making tiny ceramic seeds as well. Oh, I see.
You're thinking it's a bit of a waste of time. I mean, being a podcaster is a waste of time.
I'm fully accept that.

Speaker 4 But I just think.

Speaker 4 We've made made 100 million identical episodes of this show.

Speaker 4 But it has been useful, I would say. Yes, what's the point? They weren't identical, were they?

Speaker 4 They were slightly... I remember

Speaker 4 Hancroft. I watched them in the episodes of the show, which is nice.
I remember slight differences.

Speaker 4 And so they were first displayed at the turbombing hall at the Tate. And if you've ever been there, you know what that's like.

Speaker 4 Yeah, where you get these huge exhibits that are really famous every year. I went to that one, actually.

Speaker 4 Did you get to walk on the seeds? No, I didn't. I didn't.
Because I could walk around on them. So to begin with, and it raised up about 10 centimeters off the ground.

Speaker 4 That's how many seeds are at the height that it reached to. Only 10 centimetres.
Well, it's a big, it's a huge hall. It's a massive hole.

Speaker 4 Put it in a smaller room, have them up to your neck. That's what I would have done.
Good idea. Like, that's exciting.
Now, that's hard. So, was the point he's making is that we're all different?

Speaker 4 No, the point he was making, I believe, well, it was lots of different points, like much art, but I think a lot of it, and this is why the trampling was so important, and I remember being so disappointed, is about the oppression and repression of the chinese state and all these people these you know billions of people in china being treated just like one random identical sunflower to another don't have your own and i think chairman mao used to say that the people of china were sunflower seeds and his idea is that like if you get all of these hundred million seeds together then they make something very big and important but by themselves they're kind of

Speaker 4 oh yeah that's a different interpretation there you go i don't know like i like you i went and was slightly disappointed that i wasn't allowed to walk on them.

Speaker 4 And you weren't allowed to begin with, you were allowed to walk on them and then health and safety because they thought little micro dust was coming through from all the crunchy.

Speaker 4 But I worked out that the equivalent sunflower seeds that he made that Van Gogh would have to paint would be 50,000 flowers. Okay.
Because it's about 2,000 seeds per head, right? About 2,000.

Speaker 4 I think that matters, right? I was 18 whiskeys deep by the time we did that.

Speaker 4 That's doable. Baseball players also love sunflower seeds, apparently, in the USA.
There is this question of why baseball players are constantly chewing. Because they are.

Speaker 4 If you look at them in the dugout, they're always eating. So there's one big theory is that the game is boring.

Speaker 4 My daughter, when she gets barred, she always asks, can I have a snack? Right.

Speaker 4 The theory is that's what they're doing. You know, they're sporting guys.
They will burn it off. But basically, it's a dull game to watch and to participate in.

Speaker 4 I really like lots of sports, but I do find it difficult to sit in a stadium through an entire baseball game. Right.
There we go.

Speaker 4 I think there really is a divide in the world, which no other sport has, between people who understand why baseball is appealing and are obsessed with it, and friends obsessed, and the rest of us who think, oh,

Speaker 4 but it sounds like all the players are on our side. Well,

Speaker 4 they know from the inside. But they used to chew tobacco.
That's another theory why

Speaker 4 people might chew sunflower seeds now because you don't chew tobacco anymore. But chewing tobacco could give them some buzz.

Speaker 4 And they had another big advantage. When baseball players chew tobacco, they could slobber their juice onto the ball.

Speaker 4 Interesting. And Philip Thomas used to slather his juice onto the surface, didn't he?

Speaker 4 If you slobbered on the ball, it would become darker. And that would be harder for the batter to see.
So

Speaker 4 it's a tricky, sneaky way of making a camouflage ball. I understand it.
It's against the rules to do that. The rule was changed in 1920 to disallow ball defacing.
That was what it was defined as.

Speaker 4 So maybe that's another reason for the rise of the sunflower Seed, apart from the unbearable tedium of watching this game.

Speaker 4 Okay, speaking of tedious American sports.

Speaker 4 I mean, I absolutely love American football, but what snacks do you associate with American football?

Speaker 4 Wieners. Get your wieners.
Hot dogs. Oh, that's the same as a wiener, isn't it? So hot dogs, for me, I would more have hot dogs at a baseball game, probably.

Speaker 4 Candy gloss. Nachals.

Speaker 4 Yeah, all these are good answers. Caviar? Caviar is correct.
From the Caspian Sea, the belugas.

Speaker 4 No, it's, I think for me, it's chicken wings. Okay.
If you're watching the Super Bowl, everyone in America basically eats chicken wings. Right.

Speaker 4 And this all came due to an accidental over-order by a company in Buffalo. They accidentally ordered a load of chicken wings and they didn't know what to do with them.

Speaker 4 And so they came up with a new recipe, which was buffalo wings.

Speaker 4 So you basically put chili sauce and butter together and it makes this sauce and they're absolutely delicious. And this bar called Anchor Bay, they started making them.

Speaker 4 And then a little bit later, the Buffalo Bills NFL team made it to the Super Bowl for three years in a row. And everyone associated the Buffalo Bills team with Buffalo Wings.

Speaker 4 And suddenly, chicken wings became like the food for the Super Bowl. So it's all a big mistake.
It's all down to a big money.

Speaker 4 But 1.6 billion chicken wings are eaten on Super Bowl Sunday every year. Jesus.
I think, because Americans get some shit sometimes from the rest of the world about certain elements of their culture.

Speaker 4 But one of the greatest cultural things that exists in America, which I didn't really know that it was a thing, is tailgating. Tailgating? Or the tailgate.

Speaker 4 Driving very close to the person in front of you. Well, that's the only thing I know.

Speaker 4 That's all we know it as. But like, basically, at any NFL match in the parking lot,

Speaker 4 then you'll have a tailgate party and there's hosts. And I was asking my, well, my husband's lived in America and he was like, yeah, I mean, literally everyone does it at every NFL match.

Speaker 4 I've been to a couple of NFL matches in America, and I never got invited to this party. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 4 So, wait, sorry, you go to the car park. Yep, and there are just people who are such big fans of the team that they cook up a massive feast.

Speaker 4 They've made like 100 burgers and pizzas for everyone, and loads of beers, and just everyone has it. They have a big party, but kind of anyone's invited.
So, you go, and it's called tailgating.

Speaker 4 Well, almost anyone, so don't rub it in there.

Speaker 4 I was starving that day. Driving around a completely empty town, weren't you, James?

Speaker 4 Everybody. All the restaurants were closed.

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Speaker 4 Okay, it is time for our final fact of the show, and that is Anna.

Speaker 4 My fact this week is that Singaporeans drink more than a bottle of scotch per person per month, which is twice as much as their nearest rivals. Wow.
How

Speaker 4 say the children of Dylan Thomas?

Speaker 4 I like the way you say rivals. Like there's a big sort of international competition for who can drink the most scotch.
Poor old Latvia coming second, desperately trying to catch it.

Speaker 4 Latvia second, Latvia. Latvia is second.
Really? Yeah. A bottle of scotch per person per month.
Isn't that insane? That is a lot. Latvia has their own.

Speaker 4 What is it now? I have some at home. It's like schnappsy stuff that Latvians drink.

Speaker 4 So, and they have balsam as well. Balsam, yeah.
So, like, they're spreading themselves too thin, the Latvians. You're right.

Speaker 4 Give up good call. Give up the balsam.
And having tasted the balsam, just give up the balsam.

Speaker 4 And then you'll win. Stick with the whiskey.
So, a bottle per person per month. Or they buy a bottle of scotch per person per month.

Speaker 4 And I think that's an important distinction because I struggle to really find the reason. Because I...

Speaker 4 Like, I've got a bottle of whiskey at home, and I've been working on it pretty solidly for a couple of years now. And I mean,

Speaker 4 I've got past the halfway mark.

Speaker 4 Well done. Is all this whisky being drunk, or is it that it's just being bought and stored? Well, it's not clear.
So the stats are from the Scotch Whisky Association,

Speaker 4 which says that they export 12.76 bottles a year. They have all the export figures.
In case you're wondering, domestically, in case you're wondering, the Scottish surely drink more.

Speaker 4 73 million bottles are sold domestically in the UK each year. So even if every single UK bottle of whiskey was sold in Scotland, they'd only just be drinking as much whiskey as the Singaporeans.

Speaker 4 And it's not. And we know that Andy's having.

Speaker 4 Because Andy's getting through.

Speaker 4 Working away on my famous grouse. Yeah.

Speaker 4 I've still got a bottle of whiskey in my house that I bought on my honeymoon, which was 12 years ago. Really?

Speaker 4 Is that for aging purposes? No,

Speaker 4 I only use it for whiskey sauce on Burns Night once a year.

Speaker 4 Is it? It's not unbelievably delicious whiskey, is it, that you're wasting on? Chelisco, it's pretty good. Oh, really? Yeah.
Good. Okay, well, we're not contributing to the English stats, obviously.

Speaker 4 But it's weird. I was looking it up.
Singaporeans, very light drinkers. They consume two litres of alcohol per person per year, which is about five times less than we do

Speaker 4 as Brits.

Speaker 4 And it seems to be, when I was looking at like people talking about it, Singaporeans talking about it, it is about investment. And a lot of them are buying up whiskey now.
It's become a trendy thing.

Speaker 4 It's a pretty wealthy country. Well, there's a lot of expats as well.
So lots of expats that skew the number of people and what they drink.

Speaker 4 If I go as a tourist to Singapore, because I know it's a whiskey hub, as then they've got lots of amazing whiskey from around the world and whiskey shops and things, and I buy a bottle there, does that count?

Speaker 4 Do you think? A Judy Free Sich, yeah. I've never been except, I think, briefly to the airport once, but it sounds like an amazing

Speaker 4 airport is nice, in fairness. And again, I didn't go specifically to

Speaker 4 go to the airport. I just went into Chang'e, a couple of glasses of whiskey, straight back out.

Speaker 4 I took half a glass of whiskey today. I think that's a record.

Speaker 4 But it's an amazingly weird place. It's cool, I mean.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. I went a lot as a kid.

Speaker 4 Oh, I suppose it's not far from there. So it's right at the bottom of Malaysia.

Speaker 4 And it's much like Portsmouth in that it's an island, but it's separated by a very narrow strip of water from the rest of the mainland, as it were. Portsmouth at the south.

Speaker 4 It's the ports of the south of the south.

Speaker 4 When you land in Singapore, there's a big banner that says, much like Portsmouth. Welcome.
Here's another thing they drink there.

Speaker 4 Yakult.

Speaker 4 Oh, yeah. So, you know, Yakult, that kind of little sort of yogurty drink with probiotics in it.

Speaker 4 Singapore is the only country in the world that sells different flavours of Yakult. Is it?

Speaker 4 Interesting. So just a childhood thing.
Yakult was massive in my childhood in Hong Kong, but I can't picture another flavor other than the best. Honestly, they only do it in Singapore.
Wow.

Speaker 4 They also have the biggest serving size of anywhere in the world, which is 100 milliliters. Now, you can get that one in Hong Kong as well.

Speaker 4 You can get that in a few countries, but you can't get it in the UK, but you can get it in Singapore. you mean of uh spirits uh no sorry of yakult still

Speaker 4 it's like a novelty tobleron right like it's a yeah yeah and also in singapore this is the only place they have it they have a yakult home delivery service oh my god which started in 1986 and they will bring you your yakult to your door if you want it jesus christ their gut health must be out of this as well

Speaker 4 isn't that weird but it isn't because it's an island it's got this kind of island culture you know, where just things are popular there that aren't popular anywhere else.

Speaker 4 Like they've got the world's first ever salmon ATM there. Okay, yeah.

Speaker 4 It's a vending machine. In fact, there are dozens of vending machines specifically for Norwegian salmon.
But the salmon always try and swim back into the vending machine.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's bizarre. Norwegian salmon,

Speaker 4 there were 61 as of 2019, but it stays fresh in there for two years. Salmon.
Because it's frozen. It's frozen.

Speaker 4 Okay.

Speaker 4 Okay. Like Singapore, when you go there, and this is, again, from the viewpoint of a kid, it's not particularly weird.
It was a bit intimidating because of the rules.

Speaker 4 You were always told, can't chew gum there. That's illegal.
You will be lashed if you chew gum. I remember it.
Don't litter.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I remember every time I would go there just being like, wow, it's so clean here. And yeah, there's a reason for that.

Speaker 4 I've just realized, because I remember thinking that as well, but maybe I misunderstood because if they're all drinking so much scotch and they're all getting lashed every day,

Speaker 4 maybe that's what it meant all along. Yeah.
Yeah, no, it's, it is pretty wild. I was surprised actually that the number one imported drink isn't gin.
That's just because simply of the Singapore sling.

Speaker 4 Yeah. The most famous drink to have the name Singapore in front of it.

Speaker 4 That's the second most famous. There are no others.
So yeah. But

Speaker 4 that is a massive drink there. It was invented in Raffles, the hotel, which is an extraordinary hotel.
I don't know if you've ever seen pictures of it.

Speaker 4 Oh, you've been to Raffles. In fact, I've had a Singapore sling there.
Have you?

Speaker 4 So yeah, they say they at the bar, which is called the Long Bar, they say that about 2,000 Singapore slings are made per day. I got to say, I ordered one, had a sip, and then ordered a beer.
Right.

Speaker 4 I did not like it. Because I didn't like it.
Yeah, it was too sweet. Well, so, yeah, it was basically invented by one of the bar staff there because women were not really allowed to drink publicly.

Speaker 4 And so you make this with pineapple and lime and you put the gin in, but it looks like they're just having a nice fresh juice. And so that's kind of how it kicked off.

Speaker 4 James, when you went to that bar, did you notice as you walked that your feet were crunching everywhere on shells?

Speaker 4 Some class eat shells? No. I don't recall that.
I don't remember it very well, to be honest, because it was quite a lot of years ago. But no, I don't think so.
I remember it being very colonial.

Speaker 4 Right.

Speaker 4 So they have peanuts there that they give to you in bags, but they don't give you a plate to put the shells on because it is tradition to throw them on the floor immediately after you've eaten them.

Speaker 4 So at the end of the day, they just have to sweep up all the discarded shells that are sitting there. Nice for the cleaning staff.
Do they appreciate that tradition?

Speaker 4 All those migrant laborer cleaning staff? It's part of it.

Speaker 4 Yeah. And also, here's a really interesting fact.
It is located on number one Beach Road. However, there is no beach near it.
Riddle me this.

Speaker 4 Did there used to be a beach near it? There used to be, and there's so much reclaimed land.

Speaker 4 Oh, it wasn't named after Dylan Thomas's wife, who was a nymphomaniac in a beach.

Speaker 4 First-class beach at that.

Speaker 4 Was that wild? There used to be a beach right at the edge of it. It's on Beach Road.
It's crackers. So much land has been added that it's no longer in sight.

Speaker 4 And Singapore is 20% larger than it was in the 60s. And it's basically taken the land from Malaysia and Indonesia, which you would think sounds like a war.

Speaker 4 But they've not gone to war and taken the land in that way. They've gone over there, taken all the sand, and then created new land.
in Singapore.

Speaker 4 So the sand comes from different countries. It's Malaysian land.
It's Indonesian sand, but it's made Singapore 20% larger.

Speaker 4 And it's very controversial because it's drained, like they've banned it in Indonesia. They banned it a while ago.

Speaker 4 They've officially, I think almost all of it comes from Cambodia now, because it got banned elsewhere.

Speaker 4 Cambodia have banned it, but you can still make a huge amount of money as a Cambodian who's willing to get your sacks out and collect loads of sand and

Speaker 4 sand smuggling. Yeah.
Because it is, I think a lot of stuff about Singapore is to do with the fact it's so small.

Speaker 4 And they import so much of their food that they have to have innovative solutions for feeding themselves and, you know, supplying their own stuff. And they've smashed that.

Speaker 4 It was always the chart when I went, I mean, which was 20 years ago, but I think it's the same.

Speaker 4 The only two things people ever told you about in Singapore, and no offense to Singaporeans, I know there's more, but were the airport's amazing and the food's incredible.

Speaker 4 And actually, when you're there for three days, once you know the food is the only thing really to do there, once you've had kind of four meals in a row, it's like, well, I can't enjoy this anymore.

Speaker 4 What am I going to do now? Can you stop enjoying food? Yeah, I've had them within about two hours.

Speaker 4 He's just gone round stuffing your face. Actually, I just thought of something that they did in Singapore that's like the NFL stuff, which is they turn the car parks into like food halls.
Oh, really?

Speaker 4 I'm sure they do that. Yeah, I remember going to, it was like an old car park.
Once the car park closed and all the cars had gone, suddenly it just opens up and they sell like durian and

Speaker 4 that's a huge thing, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. There's like one huge food hall.

Speaker 4 Graves? Because there's so little space going. They have to be all shaped like banana.
And they kind of tessellate with each other, don't they? Double spoonies.

Speaker 4 No, you get... They're digging up.
There used to be a couple of hundred cemeteries in Singapore. Now there are only about 60 left because they just need space.

Speaker 4 You get 15 years only in the ground if you choose to be buried. And then you have to go elsewhere.

Speaker 4 Obviously, as we've said, they're kind of big on their rules and trying to stop people from doing certain things. There was an anti-gambling advert in 2014.
And this featured a little boy called Andy.

Speaker 4 And he was complaining to his friends that his dad dad had bet his life savings on Germany winning the World Cup. And Germany then won the 2014 World Cup.

Speaker 4 And the National Council on Problem Gambling said that they decided to choose Germany because they thought they were very unlikely to win, but at least it would be realistic.

Speaker 4 You can never bet against the drones in a World Cup.

Speaker 4 They should have known. But obviously, everyone thought that this was encouraging people to gamble.

Speaker 4 So the council revamped the advert and Andy, the little boy, says, his friend asks, your dad's team won, did you get your money back? And he said, no, dad never stops. He wants to bet one more time.

Speaker 4 On which he bet on Leicester winning the next year's Premier League.

Speaker 4 No, he didn't.

Speaker 4 That's so funny. Yeah, lots of things banned.
That's the only thing I know. Chewing gum, I know, obviously.
Yeah. But, I mean, it's pretty draconian there, isn't it?

Speaker 4 So you can still be caned if you're a man under the age of 50. Another euphemism for getting drunk.
Oh, no. yeah, you're right.

Speaker 4 But you can really, like, they have a cane and they will, and it's sort of minor levels of crime, but it's really painful. Like, it's really bad.
And there are all sorts of rumors about the procedure.

Speaker 4 I thought that jaywalking could get you caned, like, is what I thought when I went there. I don't know if it's true, but.
Minor vandalism does. That kind of stuff.
Weeing in a lift.

Speaker 4 Dan, you were there as a child, did you say? Did you?

Speaker 4 Not at that age. Okay.

Speaker 4 Because they had a huge problem with people weeing in the lift. Sorry, sorry.
At what age did you stop weeing the lifts?

Speaker 4 Like 23. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 Your Dylan Thomas face.

Speaker 4 Yeah, because everyone lives in high-rise buildings. And in the 60s and 70s, every lift stank of piss, and it was horrible.
And they had suggestions of how do we combat this?

Speaker 4 Because it's a really nasty social problem.

Speaker 4 One block of flats just bought its own lift attendant, like everyone chipped in, and you'd have someone to, you know, press the buttons, but also stop anyone weeing.

Speaker 4 And eventually, in the 1988 war on piss,

Speaker 4 they installed urine detectors in lifts and had a crackdown. And if any, if a drop of wee hits the floor, that urine detector detects it, the lift slams to a halt.
No!

Speaker 4 And you have to wait there until the authorities come and drag you off to Choki. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 And the first people calling for it were, I think, boys who were just sort of. I want to know, because

Speaker 4 they have this problem in other countries that most people live in high-rise.

Speaker 4 You're so close to home when you're in a lift. What if you're going out?

Speaker 4 It feels like go before you leave, right?

Speaker 4 It just feels like you're so close to having either just left your toilet or just arriving at your toilet. You're absolutely right.

Speaker 4 It's just like when you really need the loo, you suddenly can't hold it anymore when you're 10 yards from your front door, right? Yeah, you let your guard down a bit and then exactly. You relax.

Speaker 4 I don't think it's people who are incapable. I don't think it's people who are almost home and just can't hold it anymore.

Speaker 4 I think it was just uh I don't know if I was visiting your home though, James, I might wee in the lift on the way up just to kind of mark the territory. I live in a ground floor flat

Speaker 4 through the front window.

Speaker 4 Okay, that's it. That is all of our facts.
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