Is Troy Aikman the White Jay-Z? Does LeBron Use Gmail? And More of Your Burning Curiosities, Solved

Speaker 1 Welcome to Pablo Torre Finds Out. I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is.

Speaker 3 You did ask me to comment on one of my favorite, favorite topics. Actually, my favorite topic.
Gancha.

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Speaker 18 I am uniquely excited for what we're about to do here.

Speaker 19 Yeah, same.

Speaker 12 So we have existed here at Pablo Torrey finds out, Cortez, for a month now.

Speaker 24 We fing did it.

Speaker 9 All the haters, bro.

Speaker 26 Our many haters and losers who have said that we could not possibly keep finding out stuff.

Speaker 10 That's right.

Speaker 23 Eat it.

Speaker 26 Eat it, bro. We found out that you have to eat it.

Speaker 28 I would not like to eat it. The haters can eat it.
Yeah.

Speaker 29 And the way you directed that to me is kind of like you were telling me that I made for the podcast audience.

Speaker 9 I was directing it at you, if you are in fact a loser and a hater.

Speaker 33 But I am mindful of said haters and losers, of which there are many.

Speaker 25 Not that many, actually.

Speaker 1 It's disturbingly popular this show.

Speaker 36 I'm mindful of what we're doing

Speaker 12 with this episode because I am concerned that because we're doing, it's not a mailbag.

Speaker 8 I'll be very, very clear.

Speaker 12 What we're doing here is not a mailbag, but I'm concerned because we're about to take and play voicemails here that people think that we have found out that we can't keep finding out stuff.

Speaker 21 And now we're officially just using our beautiful, winning listeners as a crutch.

Speaker 28 Pablo, what you described sounds to me like a mailbag.

Speaker 9 It's not a mailbag.

Speaker 28 But what are you describing? It sounds like a mailbag.

Speaker 16 It is a voicemail bag.

Speaker 12 51385 pablo look the background's different on today's show um and in fact

Speaker 45 we've been get we How many have we gotten so far, Cortez?

Speaker 28 Dude, I've sifted through so many, like all of the hundreds of voicemails, which thank you to everybody.

Speaker 28 Yes, we greatly appreciate the care and passion.

Speaker 28 Hundreds, though, to answer your question, just so many of them. And it's been a lot.
So I appreciate it.

Speaker 14 I think we're up to like 300, almost 300.

Speaker 2 Counting and counting. Please keep calling.

Speaker 31 51385 Pablo.

Speaker 12 I just want to explain how this is working, right?

Speaker 21 For us as a show.

Speaker 47 Like the way it's working is we have access to all of these voicemails.

Speaker 31 And in the early setup to just like figuring out how are we going to actually pick which ones to answer and investigate,

Speaker 1 our staff noticed that the second voicemail ever left was this one.

Speaker 51 Hey, Pablo, first time, long time. Just wanted to know if you had any thoughts on the Miami Heat and Jimmy Butler and Damian Lillard.
Just curious. Thank you.

Speaker 52 This is not a joke.

Speaker 42 This was actually what you did.

Speaker 9 Me?

Speaker 9 Ryan Cortez.

Speaker 5 This is sad.

Speaker 2 Legitimately sad.

Speaker 19 You left this, in the time it took for this episode to be produced, your world as Miami Heat Minister of Propaganda fell completely apart.

Speaker 28 That person that left that voicemail was a different person than the person you're speaking to.

Speaker 11 Adrian Warjanowski is the man behind the news.

Speaker 11 Damian Lillard from Portland to Milwaukee.

Speaker 12 Breaking news on this NFL Sunday in the NBA.

Speaker 6 The Celtics have acquired Drew Holiday to trade with the Trailblazers.

Speaker 9 And in fact, we left

Speaker 10 word with a different person who, well, go on.

Speaker 1 We should play the voicemail that they left in response to the voicemail that I just played, which I shared.

Speaker 9 Let me hear it. Let me hear it.

Speaker 54 Hey, Pablo, it's Mike Shore.

Speaker 54 I've been listening to the Lebatard folks talk about Tim Lillard and the Heat and Pat Riley and the NBA and a bunch of conspiracy theories. And I'm wondering if you could find something out for me.

Speaker 54 You know how there is like that cat bacteria that affects the human brain? I think it's called toxoplasmosis or something.

Speaker 54 It's like a bacterial infection caused by cats, and it gets into people's brains and causes them to have like extreme and very bizarre reactions to things.

Speaker 54 Can you find out for me whether there isn't a similar situation going on in the city of Miami or the Miami-Bay County area related to the Miami?

Speaker 54 In other words, is there something leading out of the He organization that causes its fans to behave in a way that a person might behave if it's infected with a bacteria from a cat?

Speaker 51 That's what I'd like you to find out for me, and I can't wait to hear the episode.

Speaker 9 I hate him. I hate him.

Speaker 56 Response.

Speaker 28 First of all, I'm very pro-writers in the strike, but I will say seeing Mike Scher on the sideline made me like just pause for a second.

Speaker 9 It made you root for.

Speaker 28 Well, no, no, I'm still pro-writer, but I'm just saying, just seeing his face upset me so much that I just took a pause and said, am I sure that I'm on the right side of this?

Speaker 28 My response to Mike, sure.

Speaker 9 Go to hell.

Speaker 28 He needs an editor. That's a long voicemail.

Speaker 9 Wow.

Speaker 31 The editor is on editor strike clearly is ongoing is what you're telling me.

Speaker 28 It's not unlike his shows. Like, it's not as funny as he thinks it is and is long-winded.

Speaker 50 That said, though,

Speaker 1 how are you feeling?

Speaker 52 Because you're not wearing your usual Miami Heat propaganda all over your body, I've noticed.

Speaker 28 The thing that I feel hardest that is the most unlike the heat propaganda stuff is that Jimmy Butler's done far more for Pat Riley than Pat Riley's done for Jimmy Butler. That's what it is.

Speaker 28 And when the best thing you've given him is like undrafted players that Spose developed, that's not good enough.

Speaker 28 Like you need to go figure out a way to get Bradley Beal and eat the money or give up an extra piece and go get it. In the Lillard case, it seems like it wasn't Riley's fault.

Speaker 28 It seems like Joe Cronin was an asshole, but, or had the behavior of an asshole.

Speaker 32 The guy running the Blazers.

Speaker 28 The GM of the Blazers, Joe Cronin, but I don't think that was Riley's fault, but Riley's not absolved in general from the Jimmy Butler era, not doing enough for him.

Speaker 43 So you have landed, just to be very clear about this, you've landed atop the therapy couch of

Speaker 2 being disappointed in Pat Riley for failing Jimmy Butler specifically.

Speaker 59 Like the whole magic of Pat Riley, guy who would

Speaker 52 turn a pillowcase full of rings upside down on a table and get whoever he wanted in the NBA.

Speaker 59 You're saying Jimmy Butler should demand a trade is what I'm hearing from you.

Speaker 9 Go to hell.

Speaker 28 Jimmy Butler deserves better, but it's not as simple as that, right? It's not just Pat Riley's washed. It's a larger thing that's going to piss off David Sampson.

Speaker 28 Like Mickey Erison is to blame here for being cheap. This is a plaything.
I don't care that David Sampson would tell you it's a business. Go spend the money.
Go eat it and get me Bradley Beal.

Speaker 28 You could have had him for cheap. You could have kept Tyler Hero and and had Bradley Beal.
That's a title contender right there. Like, that's a team that anybody's afraid of.

Speaker 28 They're afraid of him without those guys. So I blame Mickey Harrison as much as Pat Riley.

Speaker 12 So you're blaming the owner of the Heat Mickey Harrison.

Speaker 58 You're saying, just to translate all of this, what you're saying is that the people who have the cat bacteria in their brains are Mickey Harrison and Pat Riley.

Speaker 28 And not Jimmy Butler, and not Duncan Robinson or Eric Spolstra, not Tyler Hero. By the way, the media and the fans' reaction to Tyler Hero is prejudice against a white player.

Speaker 9 I'll say it.

Speaker 18 We need to get out of this topic.

Speaker 48 What is our next voicemail?

Speaker 51 Hey, Pablo, Mat Dog dropped his dose on live television, half a gummy. Can you find out from as many of your colleagues as possible what their THC routine is before they watch sports? Thank you.

Speaker 18 Yeah, so obviously I investigated this question.

Speaker 42 Here's a quote from one of those colleagues that I'll

Speaker 31 keep anonymous.

Speaker 32 Quote, I was high as f when DeMar Hamlin almost died, and that f me up really badly.

Speaker 17 Oh my God.

Speaker 31 I like to get high and watch baseball, but not football.

Speaker 33 Cannot watch UFC high.

Speaker 31 It's too much.

Speaker 18 Olympic sports are a blast when you're high. Hockey slash basketball neutral on.

Speaker 25 I could smoke. I could also not.

Speaker 27 Soccer is even prettier when I'm high.

Speaker 9 End quote.

Speaker 28 Bob Bryan is wilding.

Speaker 15 That's why he's always tweeting out the letter Q.

Speaker 9 That's right. That's right.
Just Q.

Speaker 50 That was Katie Nolan.

Speaker 9 Oh, okay. Yeah.

Speaker 18 Figured I'd just totally betray her, but hilarious.

Speaker 12 But here's another friend that I want to put on the record here.

Speaker 3 Hey, Pablo, Stugats on a mobile phone. First time, long time.
Love the show. Love it.
Fantastic show. Pablo Torre figuring stuff out.
It's a little bit wordy, the title, but I do love the show.

Speaker 3 I've never listened to the show.

Speaker 27 Anyway, keep figuring stuff out.

Speaker 3 I appreciate it. And while you're at it, figure out when the fk I'm going to get a raise.

Speaker 9 I mean, seriously.

Speaker 3 You did ask me to comment on one of my favorite, favorite topics. Actually, my favorite topic.
Gancha.

Speaker 9 Oh.

Speaker 3 Right, my wheelhouse. A listener of yours asked for the THC cannabis consumption habits

Speaker 3 for people on our staff

Speaker 3 for sporting events.

Speaker 3 here's what I can tell you: if it's a weeknight event, if it's a nine o'clock start or an eight o'clock start, I usually take a gummy 90 minutes before the start of the game, and then right at the start of the game, just to make the gummy land perfectly, I follow it up right at tip-off with a bong hit,

Speaker 3 and then everything kicks in at once. On Sundays, when I'm watching the NFL, no gummies, I just rip bong hits from the second the one o'clock game start until the second the Sunday night game is over.

Speaker 9 Also, all tracks.

Speaker 28 It's on brand. I mean, I love him so much.
None of that is embellished whatsoever. That's just what his life is.

Speaker 31 Correct.

Speaker 40 And look, for my part, I'm mostly just getting lightly stoned and watching like league pass.

Speaker 28 I coughed during that, and that was because of the vapes, not because of like sickness.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Cortez uses something. What's it called?

Speaker 48 What's your device?

Speaker 9 Whoa, whoa, allegedly, there's people out there who use something called an ooze tanker. I mean,

Speaker 28 it's something that people use.

Speaker 57 It looks like a thing that was

Speaker 26 not allowed in the PG, in the PG version of a Ninja Turtles movie.

Speaker 28 That's right. That's right.
TSA loves it.

Speaker 12 What's our next voice about?

Speaker 60 Hey, Pablo, what's up, man? This is Steve from Nashville. And I was wondering, I had this.
burning question and I just I can't get to the bottom of it.

Speaker 60 Does does Troy Aikman know that he looks like the white Jay-Z?

Speaker 60 Because I feel like he's got to know it. Like when he looks in the mirror,

Speaker 60 but anyway, I hope you can get to the bottom of this, man. Thanks and love.

Speaker 42 So I love this question because I too have wondered this. And I had the good opportunity, the good fortune, Cortez, to co-host PTI last week.

Speaker 62 And our guest.

Speaker 32 And this is just by the grace of God, was none other than White Jay-Z himself.

Speaker 18 And so I, of course, shamelessly injected myself into the proceedings to create content for this show.

Speaker 9 Wow. Okay.

Speaker 8 Hey, Troy,

Speaker 63 can I ask you one weird question before I let you go?

Speaker 64 Just not for PTI, but so I host this podcast.

Speaker 1 I find stuff out.

Speaker 12 And I have one very quick question for you.

Speaker 33 Are you aware that the internet thinks you look like Jay-Z?

Speaker 9 Yes, I am aware of that.

Speaker 65 A white Jay-Z,

Speaker 65 there was a meme that still pops up on my feed from time to time. It was some game, yeah.

Speaker 9 And it looks nothing on it.

Speaker 65 So, I don't, yeah, I don't know what,

Speaker 9 you know, hey,

Speaker 65 you know, AI is, you know, I think this was before everything kind of went AI, but anymore, you don't know what's real and what's not. So, I don't know if that was actually

Speaker 65 an unedited picture of me, but

Speaker 65 pretty scary.

Speaker 12 What Troy Aikman said at the end there, that maybe this photo was edited. I mean, look at the photo.

Speaker 10 We're going to put it on screen here.

Speaker 48 Cortez, this is, this is just, that's just white Jay-Z.

Speaker 28 It's, it's really incredible. I do want to point out that you were getting paid to do PTI and you were doing this show instead.

Speaker 9 You realized that, right? You were on the clock for them.

Speaker 16 Instead is totally inaccurate as the word you just used there. I was doing this show in addition.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 50 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

Speaker 19 White Jay-Z, by the way.

Speaker 18 It's incredible.

Speaker 9 It's just objectively true. He thinks it's edited.

Speaker 28 Oh, yeah. No, that means he doesn't know what's going on, but that's something the internet's cared about for many years.

Speaker 26 Because Troy Aikman looks like White Jay-Z.

Speaker 42 Yes.

Speaker 25 What's the next call?

Speaker 60 Hey, Pablo,

Speaker 55 Luke from Miami.

Speaker 66 I was curious.

Speaker 55 Do you know if LeBron James uses Gmail?

Speaker 55 All right. Let us us know.
Thank you.

Speaker 12 It's a great question, right?

Speaker 15 It's a, no, it's a, no, not your question.

Speaker 62 It's a great question.

Speaker 26 This question is a great question because

Speaker 47 what do these people that we regard as our idols, the people atop Mount Olympus in sports, what do they actually do for the quotidian tasks of their life?

Speaker 49 Do they use Gmail? It's a great question.

Speaker 37 And in fact, I know the answer to this question.

Speaker 33 Do you really?

Speaker 40 I have done

Speaker 46 a lot of reporting on this question.

Speaker 12 I bring you not just the question of does LeBron James use Gmail, but the question of what does the banana boat as a

Speaker 26 unit use for their designated email provider?

Speaker 31 Okay.

Speaker 12 So LeBron James,

Speaker 23 I have exclusively learned.

Speaker 9 Hotmail

Speaker 49 does not use Gmail.

Speaker 30 Okay.

Speaker 24 Wow.

Speaker 16 I'm going to give you the four domains, actually, Cortez, that the banana boat uses.

Speaker 32 Okay. Okay.

Speaker 47 In no particular specified, identified way.

Speaker 39 One of them uses Yahoo.

Speaker 30 One of them uses Gmail.

Speaker 1 One of them uses uses me.com.

Speaker 28 That's LeBron.

Speaker 32 One of them has his own domain.

Speaker 9 Wow.

Speaker 9 Who do you think uses Yahoo?

Speaker 9 Oh,

Speaker 40 Chris Paul, Carmelo Anthony, Dwayne Wade, LeBron James are the four kids.

Speaker 28 Easily, Chris Paul is the one on Yahoo.

Speaker 9 He's the oldest.

Speaker 9 That's a no-brainer.

Speaker 28 The one that's tripping me up is the me and the own domain because those are of the same variety. Me first.

Speaker 9 um

Speaker 28 which i you know i associate lebron dwayne's gotta be you know what i'm gonna say dwayne's got his own domain lebron's me.com

Speaker 9 chris paul

Speaker 28 uses yahoo i nailed that carmelo anthony

Speaker 22 obviously uses me.com okay fair enough dwayne wade uses gmail lebron james has his own domain wow yeah yeah who are your sources uh next voicemail.

Speaker 28 Bro, what kind of journalist are you? This is why Ezra was giving you sh episode.

Speaker 64 All you got to know is that it's true.

Speaker 43 It's anonymously verified and true.

Speaker 28 Dan Lebetard, get rid of your AOL.

Speaker 66 Pablo, hey, Micah from Cincinnati. Great area code, by the way, repping the 513.

Speaker 66 I was listening to Katie Nolan's show the other day, and as a longtime Yankee hater, I wasn't surprised that she dug up information that A-Rod, that prima donna, that narcissistic J-Lo hate and jerk, has a picture of himself as a centaur in his living room.

Speaker 66 Please tell me that's true.

Speaker 55 I just have been dying over here.

Speaker 67 Thanks.

Speaker 1 So we did a share and tell with Katie Nolan.

Speaker 22 Me and Dan did this.

Speaker 32 And we talked about A-Rod in depth.

Speaker 50 And we talked about how we all want the centaur painting rumor to be true so badly that it is basically just.

Speaker 62 real to us.

Speaker 9 So bad.

Speaker 1 It's incredible.

Speaker 34 It's one of the greatest details about any athlete in the history of sports.

Speaker 28 I've thought about this for years. It's been on Twitter for a long time.

Speaker 1 You can't get better than Alex Rodriguez has a painting of himself as a centaur.

Speaker 1 Self-explanatory.

Speaker 53 What I have to update on this for the listener and for you is that I have been reporting this story

Speaker 34 since we did that share and tell.

Speaker 26 And the research phase of this, like

Speaker 32 I want to make clear,

Speaker 59 Madonna

Speaker 64 has weighed in.

Speaker 59 I want to be fair to A-Rod and to her.

Speaker 41 This is what Madonna said on the matter. Okay.

Speaker 68 That you've spent time with athletes before. You're friends with many athletes, Alex Rodriguez being one of them.

Speaker 68 Is it true that he has an oil painting of himself depicted as a centaur, half-man, half-horse in his home?

Speaker 9 Wow.

Speaker 41 If he does, I haven't seen it.

Speaker 50 Not a denial. Right.

Speaker 11 Not a a denial.

Speaker 28 She got bailed out by all the laughter. Like, she knew she didn't have to give a real answer there.
I agree.

Speaker 52 A-Rod, incidentally, gave a quote.

Speaker 16 He was at Art Basil like a decade ago in Miami.

Speaker 1 And this is what he said about this.

Speaker 25 Okay, on the record.

Speaker 39 Quote, no, I do not have a painting of my upper body on a Minotaur.

Speaker 12 I don't know where they get that stuff.

Speaker 28 Well, an important distinction, the word, obviously.

Speaker 50 Not a denial either.

Speaker 9 Correct.

Speaker 50 Not a denial. Correct.

Speaker 37 And in fact, what I have been told, Cortez,

Speaker 50 I have reporting, new reporting

Speaker 10 from someone

Speaker 32 who would know.

Speaker 23 Like a good source.

Speaker 50 A good source?

Speaker 28 Okay.

Speaker 1 That the centaur painting is actually real.

Speaker 9 Yo.

Speaker 27 Actually real.

Speaker 32 That's what I have been reliably informed.

Speaker 39 I'm still reporting this story.

Speaker 13 I need A-Rod to comment.

Speaker 24 A-Rod.

Speaker 9 Please call in the 5138-5 Pablo.

Speaker 28 Call in or you're a coward. I'm proud of you.
You continue to break news, man.

Speaker 34 I could not be prouder of myself

Speaker 63 for turning a thing that I wanted to be real into via the magic of reporting

Speaker 20 actually into a thing that

Speaker 25 I want to confront Alex Rodriguez about.

Speaker 28 That's incredible. I want to go tweet it.

Speaker 46 Half man.

Speaker 45 Yes.

Speaker 23 Half horse.

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Speaker 2 And now we get to, I think, the college sports segment of our non-mailbag show.

Speaker 28 Some revolutionary show on concept today.

Speaker 35 Correct.

Speaker 31 What do we got?

Speaker 69 Hey, Pablo, Pat from Cleveland here.

Speaker 69 Do you remember that time when Cardell Jones took a break from his Heisman campaign at Ohio State to go visit a boy in the hospital and then absolutely torched that kid in NCA 14 while playing himself?

Speaker 69 And then he tweeted about beating him by 60? Was that just a stunt? Please find out.

Speaker 60 O-H-I-O.

Speaker 29 So do you remember Cardell Jones and these and his Twitter legend?

Speaker 28 I'm certainly old enough to have remembered it, but I don't remember a thing about it.

Speaker 18 This is a massive blind spot for you.

Speaker 15 Right.

Speaker 10 Because Cardell Jones, former Ohio State quarterback, of course, was famous for a couple of tweets.

Speaker 10 He famously said separately from this story, quote, why should we have to go to class if we came here to play football?

Speaker 2 We ain't come to play school.

Speaker 21 Classes are pointless.

Speaker 18 That was Cardell Jones.

Speaker 21 Great tweet.

Speaker 38 This one was my favorite, one of my favorites of all time, because it was February 10th, 2015.

Speaker 1 And Cardell Jones tweeted a screenshot of an article. And the headline of this article, it said, Cardell Jones visits kid in hospital to play video games, beats him 91 to 35 in NCAA football.

Speaker 1 And what Cardell Jones tweets as the quote tweet of this is, quote, man, I wish everyone stopped saying I beat a kid in the hospital 91 to 35.

Speaker 53 It was 98 to 35.

Speaker 16 Had 91 with 126 left in the fourth.

Speaker 28 Wow, that is my kind of petty.

Speaker 23 Yes.

Speaker 26 Exactly.

Speaker 4 You would appreciate Cardell Jones.

Speaker 38 But what I found on the published record is that this kid is real.

Speaker 28 What's his name?

Speaker 62 Jared Foley.

Speaker 38 He was a teen at the time, legitimately, very sick.

Speaker 21 He was in the hospital.

Speaker 12 That part is factual.

Speaker 14 He was born with hypoplastic left heart syndrome, which means, translating this, that he's had more than a half dozen open heart surgeries.

Speaker 9 My goodness. And so.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 16 And so what I wanted to know, because I knew nothing else about the details here, like why did Cardell Jones allegedly blow this kid out in NCAA football if that was the context for it?

Speaker 16 And the story, it turns out, thanks to a Zoom interview we did with Cardell Jones himself, is kind of amazing.

Speaker 67 Jared Foley is a kid that I had the honor to meet when I was in college.

Speaker 67 going through our first college football playoff run, getting ready for Alabama. And one of our coaches at the time, he had a prior relationship with the family.
So he seen us leaving.

Speaker 67 We all was leaving. He was like, hey, you guys and I are running up here to,

Speaker 67 you know, Church's hospital with me. And I'm like, yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 67 That's where the Foley family connection was introduced.

Speaker 67 I think up until that point, he was having his

Speaker 67 third or fourth or maybe even fifth

Speaker 67 surgery, but you would have never known that far as the smile that he kept on his face, far as the spirits.

Speaker 67 You would have never thought this kid was going through so much in his life and has been through so much

Speaker 67 in his life up until that point.

Speaker 67 We were just talking and, you know, I saw his gaming system in there. I think it was the Xbox at the time.

Speaker 67 And I made a joke to him, I ain't nobody play Xbox, man, whatever, you know, because I'm a PlayStation guy. And I asked Jared what games he got.
What's his favorite game? And he said, NCAA.

Speaker 67 and I kind of made the joke man I kick your butt in that and you know his family was like oh you sure about that because he's pretty good and I'm just listening I'm looking like hey listen guys I'm pretty good at this game like I kick my teammates butts all the time

Speaker 67 so we popped it in and I kind of looked over to the family I'm just looking like

Speaker 67 not standing in front of Jerry. I'm like, you guys expect me to let him win? And it was like, oh, no, no, no, he's really good.

Speaker 67 So Jerry plays with Georgia. George is his favorite team.
And he takes the opening kickoff to the house on me.

Speaker 67 So his family, like, yeah, I told you. I told you he's good.

Speaker 67 And then it was so funny because the first quarter was kind of close. And we're going back and forth.
And he's coming out of his shelf a little bit, talking with a little chunk.

Speaker 67 And then I put myself in as quarterback. So, you know, he had a few big sacks on me and stuff like that.
Like, yeah, I'll do that to you in real life. And like, we're going at it.

Speaker 67 So I'm just like, okay,

Speaker 67 okay, here we go. We got a game.

Speaker 67 So, and I just let them have it.

Speaker 67 And the stat line, the Cardell Jones stat line for myself, putting myself into that game of college football was had to be one of the best stat lines in all of gaming history.

Speaker 67 I don't remember it too much by hand, but every touchdown I counted for passing or rushing.

Speaker 67 right and i had at least over 600 yards passing with over about 100 to 200 yards rushing so it was it was a game for the ages.

Speaker 67 I wish now where you can save video games and save performance on your new Gen 5 consoles. That was back in the day because I still have Latvia.

Speaker 67 I did 100, guys, I did 100 points in five minute quarters.

Speaker 51 Come on.

Speaker 67 That relationship has already evolved so fast in a short period of time.

Speaker 67 By the time that tweet came out, it was all funny games because I remember him challenging me into a playing NHAL and we going back and forth on Twitter. I'm like, Jared, bro, I'm black.

Speaker 67 I don't play hockey. I definitely don't play hockey video games.

Speaker 67 And me and Jared and the family has hung out on many different separate occasions.

Speaker 67 I had Jared over at the house when I had my big Fourth of July cookout and fireworks and football games from dinners to lunches to I had him and the family up to games where we was playing the Steelers because the family is a big Steelers family.

Speaker 67 You know, I don't see the

Speaker 67 heartbreak all the time. I don't see the tears all the time.

Speaker 67 I don't have to deal with the uncomfortable conversations of mom, you know, why my life does or the battles they have to deal with. You know, all I see is a big smile.

Speaker 67 And knowing that I was a part of that big smile, I want to be able to provide that as much as I can.

Speaker 67 Clearly, hopefully praying for Jared and his family to get through these health struggles right now. But whenever he's up to it, it, he knows he got my number.
He knows where I live at.

Speaker 67 I know where he live at. So if he wants to dust off that old Xbox, you know, we find a way to grab an old PlayStation and find NCAA 2014, then he knows I'll be ready for it.

Speaker 34 Just a post script on that story.

Speaker 16 Jared Foley's family tells us that he is stable currently, which is great news, but he has a long road of recovery ahead.

Speaker 33 And so obviously what I love about that is that they're still playing each other.

Speaker 28 It It was really moving what we just saw. And like as someone going into that that didn't know anything, it really changed how I felt about the entire thing, about all parties involved.

Speaker 52 And it made me want to formally invite Cardell Jones and Jared Foley if they're looking for a video game they both can enjoy.

Speaker 2 We just got a Sega Genesis

Speaker 39 in the studio.

Speaker 2 We got a screen.

Speaker 24 We can host the next...

Speaker 12 the next rematch that they have.

Speaker 28 Please come through, guys.

Speaker 35 Yes.

Speaker 32 Okay, we have another voicemail, I believe.

Speaker 51 See, Pablo, this is Gordon from DC. Can you find out why the hell Stanford changed their mascot to a tree? It's awesome.
A tree dancing on the side of the field. But how is that a cardinal? A bird?

Speaker 51 I'm confused.

Speaker 59 This is a fair inquiry.

Speaker 49 That's a great question. I didn't know the answer.

Speaker 56 Fantastic question.

Speaker 16 And luckily, we here at Pablo Torrey finds out.

Speaker 28 Before you, could we just say, like, would you agree with me? That's a stupid looking tree, right?

Speaker 42 Stupid. It's, it's.

Speaker 9 Stupid.

Speaker 58 I don't know why you hate this tree.

Speaker 26 it's stupid it looks like a dumb tree so what we did was confront our west coast bureau chief rachel miller howard here on staff shout out to rachel with this allegedly stupid tree and we asked her um can you explain this to us please and here's what rachel our friend rachel said great producer go ahead

Speaker 70 okay so two things The first is that the Stanford tree is not the official mascot of the school.

Speaker 70 It's the mascot of Stanford's wacky marching band, but it does function as the unofficial school mascot.

Speaker 70 Until 1972, the official Stanford mascot was the Stanford Indian, which was obviously super racist. A group of native students protested it, and the school ended up dropping it.

Speaker 70 The tree made its debut in a football field show in 1975 as a spoof, but everybody loved it so much, it became the band's de facto mascot.

Speaker 70 And that spirit of absurdity and irreverence, cheekiness are still very much the MO of the Stanford tree.

Speaker 70 When I talked with last year's tree, I learned about some of the jaw-dropping shenanigans these mischief makers get into.

Speaker 70 Like, I heard a story about a wannabe tree who cut off their toes to prove their worth, and

Speaker 70 they didn't get the job. I heard another story about a tree aspirant putting on one of those dog shock collars and dancing around on all fours, all while eating live fish and drinking his own urine.

Speaker 70 And he did get the job.

Speaker 70 Who knows what's fact, what's fiction, but I choose to believe it's all true.

Speaker 70 The second thing I wanted to tell you is that yes, Stanford is known as the Cardinal, and it has been since 1981. But it's not actually a bird reference.

Speaker 70 That's why you don't see a bird flapping around at their halftime shows. Nope, the Stanford Cardinal is a color reference.
Their uniforms and flags, all red.

Speaker 70 So, surprise, there is no official mascot of Stanford, but they've got a foliage-garbed maniac and a nice rich hue.

Speaker 59 Yeah, if you're not going to interview trees, you cannot work on Pablo Torre finds out.

Speaker 28 When I talked to last year's tree, was an underrated sentence from that.

Speaker 9 There was a lot of incredible reporting in that.

Speaker 4 My favorite sentence, though, was the one about like, was it a shot collar and like urine?

Speaker 58 On all fours. On all fours.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 28 That's something you do on regular

Speaker 9 okay

Speaker 61 should we go to break

Speaker 41 so that was like the that was the potpourri section of our non-mailbag uh voicemail show I mean, I'll just thank you again to all the callers because there's a lot of thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 12 We cannot do this without you.

Speaker 19 We need you.

Speaker 33 We love you.

Speaker 1 This is a club that I want everybody to be able to join to plagiarize Tony Kornheiser.

Speaker 28 Except Ryan Russillo.

Speaker 9 Exactly.

Speaker 9 All right.

Speaker 2 Ryan Cortez's band list is not my band list.

Speaker 28 That's fair. But I do not speak for you.

Speaker 16 But legally speaking, that is important to point out.

Speaker 52 But there are some voicemails that I think have more depth to them that I want to give more space to, like this one.

Speaker 52 Hey, Pablo.

Speaker 71 I'm watching season two of the bear, and I can't help but think I see your doppelganger in Cousin Richie's episode. Has anyone else told you this, or am I losing my mind?

Speaker 32 Everybody,

Speaker 42 everybody keeps telling me this.

Speaker 32 And it's legitimately annoying.

Speaker 26 It's in real life.

Speaker 7 People have stopped me about this. It's on the internet.

Speaker 5 It's on group chats.

Speaker 34 So this actor is not just on Season 2 of The Bear, one of the great TV shows ever, in my opinion, The Bear.

Speaker 4 He's also on Platonic, the popular Apple TV show with Seth Rogan.

Speaker 46 He's a prominent character on that.

Speaker 35 He's everywhere.

Speaker 48 He's everywhere.

Speaker 59 And I've googled him and I looked him up.

Speaker 19 You know, I don't know if you have a Bizarro, a doppelganger.

Speaker 9 Why would I have a Bizarro?

Speaker 28 I'm very unique. I'm the minister of heat prop.
There aren't two of me.

Speaker 12 Can we just get an ISO of Ryan Cortez?

Speaker 49 Yeah, there is nobody else like him

Speaker 9 in Miami. Yes, thank you.
Nope, one of one.

Speaker 9 That said.

Speaker 57 That said,

Speaker 22 I always get compared to this actor whose name, it turns out, is Andrew Lopez.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 40 And

Speaker 26 it was time, I felt.

Speaker 15 To fight him.

Speaker 22 To try and ambush him.

Speaker 16 And so what I did was I never met this guy before in my life.

Speaker 49 I invited him here to this table to finally confront Bizarro me.

Speaker 53 And having never met him before, I had no idea what the f ⁇ this was going to be like.

Speaker 9 This is what happened.

Speaker 12 The problem that I immediately noticed for everyone who's not watching on YouTube is that you were talking about it.

Speaker 9 Are we recording already?

Speaker 50 Are we? Yeah.

Speaker 35 Okay, sweet.

Speaker 43 The thing that I was noticing as I was listening to you talk just then,

Speaker 6 which is already disturbing to me, is that we were unintentionally doing the same thing.

Speaker 14 We had our hand to our cheek resting on our arm across our arm.

Speaker 30 We were doing this unintentionally.

Speaker 58 But I need to explain why you and I are doing this.

Speaker 44 So, I have gotten the last summer while I've been launching this show, Pablo Torre finds out.

Speaker 1 I have been simultaneously bombarded by people, and I just want to read you some of these things that I've gotten.

Speaker 39 Okay, May 26th, I love Pablo Torre in the new Apple show Platonic.

Speaker 64 Okay, June 8th, I'm sure you've heard, but the dude Andrew Lopez from Platonic definitely playing you in a movie.

Speaker 29 June 19th, is a trip how much Reggie from Platonic looks like Pablo Torre?

Speaker 48 The brother slash investor is sketchy Pablo, right?

Speaker 32 That's from Mina in a group chat on June 21st.

Speaker 28 And it goes on here.

Speaker 29 Why does a diggish investor from Platonic look exactly like Pablo Torre?

Speaker 64 Are you in the news show on Apple TV?

Speaker 62 Platonic.

Speaker 44 You've probably heard this a lot, but started watching Platonic last night, had to Google the cast of it to see if it was you playing the Reggie character.

Speaker 9 It was not, but would have been cool if it was. You know, I...

Speaker 72 I can't tell you. So before I was ever on Platonic, I used to tour with Joe Coi, who is another fellow Filipino.
Yeah, legend. Yeah, comedian legend.
We said that at the same time.

Speaker 52 I know, this is already a service.

Speaker 9 No, you cannot laugh at the same time.

Speaker 44 I'm also trying to rub my head instinctively.

Speaker 59 I'm like frustrating myself.

Speaker 9 This is already

Speaker 62 scared to get this back.

Speaker 72 So the first time I get off of stage, I was in Charlotte, North Carolina. We were playing a theater.

Speaker 72 I get off stage and somebody yells, ESPN, bro.

Speaker 72 They don't even go, they don't even say you're funny. They go, ESPN, bro.
And this is like in 2018. You must have been doing with your show with Bomani at the time.

Speaker 9 Yeah, high noon. Yeah.

Speaker 38 And just premiered that year.

Speaker 9 Bro, I looked you up and I hated you.

Speaker 72 I hated you because the first thing I saw was that you're hotter than me and I don't see it.

Speaker 72 Do you see it when you when you looked it up? When you looked me up, did you see it?

Speaker 47 So I should say that

Speaker 18 it has bothered me to get compared to you.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 47 Because I thought I was hotter than you.

Speaker 27 Yeah.

Speaker 12 It's well, dude, see. And I'm like, really?

Speaker 64 Like, do we really look that much alike?

Speaker 21 I've spent an entire life straightening my back, having pride and whatever the f going on up here.

Speaker 72 You know? You know what's really funny, though, is that you are hotter than me. You are taller than me.
You have better skin than I do.

Speaker 9 But I don't know if that's gonna be phenomenal.

Speaker 72 Here's the thing that's crazy about it, though, bro. They put me on camera as the actor.

Speaker 15 You are a Hollywood.

Speaker 73 So this is how Mickey Rourke you, Dick.

Speaker 72 I'm Bizarro you. I love it.

Speaker 1 So Bizarro me is exactly what I have called you.

Speaker 35 Yeah.

Speaker 1 But this is how this happened, your Hollywood ascent happening in parallel to the construction of the studio and the show, invading my phone, is that I get all these platonic texts and I'm like, I haven't seen this show.

Speaker 15 Do I really need to watch this show?

Speaker 48 I hate this guy also.

Speaker 73 I hate this, right?

Speaker 33 There's so many levels to which I dislike this.

Speaker 8 Yes, so same, same again, same, same.

Speaker 29 But then, one of the shows that I love is The Bear, yeah.

Speaker 20 And so, I'd watch season one, of course.

Speaker 1 I'm like, season two, yes, it's my time.

Speaker 62 Let's go, Pablo time, violate my three-year-old to sleep, Pablo time in the living room, watching the bear, my private space where I can just like feel things.

Speaker 40 And

Speaker 1 season two, episode seven,

Speaker 10 the episode is held forks, yeah, okay,

Speaker 22 and

Speaker 4 there you

Speaker 25 are

Speaker 20 on prestige television, critically acclaimed.

Speaker 36 Like, spoiler alert, it's one of my favorite episodes of television ever.

Speaker 72 Same as a fan, it's incredible.

Speaker 9 And you are key to this.

Speaker 2 And so I watched episode seven of season two of the bear.

Speaker 13 You pop up and immediately, all you can hear in my living room is, this guy is a motherfucker.

Speaker 39 And I immediately text my group chat with Mina and Alan Yang and Mike Scher, these TV guys who have been making fun of me.

Speaker 9 And I'm like, he's everywhere.

Speaker 45 And I wanted to hate this.

Speaker 73 Yeah.

Speaker 36 And then those tweets come.

Speaker 64 And at that point, I'm just like, okay, this is, we need to, I follow you on Instagram and you kindly message me.

Speaker 15 And this is how this is, this is born.

Speaker 1 But holy man, like, I can only imagine what your life has been like.

Speaker 72 Dude, I, I'm going to derail everything you just did because I want very many of you.

Speaker 72 Dude, you are truly, I was just talking to our mutual friend, Lindsay Adler, last night, right for the Wall Street Journal. Excellent baseball writer.
Great.

Speaker 72 And I grew up with her in Iowa, and we were just singing the praises about this new world that we live in of understanding the system and being respectful to the system that we, you know, are born into,

Speaker 72 but then respectfully disrupting. And I think you,

Speaker 72 when I started to like, like, you know, I would hear about you like in 2018, I was like, who the is this guy?

Speaker 72 I hate this person.

Speaker 72 But bro, you are somebody that is so inspiring to me.

Speaker 72 And I just, and even seeing this and you're talking about my right, who cares? Like, I care.

Speaker 72 I appreciate that.

Speaker 64 I sincerely care.

Speaker 72 But that's why, dude, that's the most masculine quality you can have is care.

Speaker 9 I believe. You know,

Speaker 44 I've gone from hating you to being aroused by you.

Speaker 9 Thank you. Yes.

Speaker 2 And therefore myself.

Speaker 63 And I'm like, that's a delightful ego, Luke.

Speaker 72 Because when you look, when you get aroused by me, you're loving yourself, dude.

Speaker 45 That's all it is.

Speaker 9 I just want the audience to know we cannot be looking at each other's pupils anymore intimately from across this table. Okay,

Speaker 72 even more derailing. Did you also get a weird feeling that when people were comparing us?

Speaker 72 And

Speaker 72 I'm not one of those guys that race baits, but I was like, is this a weird all-Filipino feeling?

Speaker 50 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 29 No doubt.

Speaker 26 So we should say the obvious here, which is that you are part Filipino.

Speaker 30 Yes.

Speaker 49 Presenting, though, as Filipino because your other part is...

Speaker 9 I'm a quarter Korean. A quarter Korean.
Yeah.

Speaker 22 Okay. So So what's a full combination then?

Speaker 41 Let's do the pie chart here.

Speaker 42 Let's race both.

Speaker 72 So I'm okay. My mom is Filipino.
My dad is half Korean, half Filipino.

Speaker 25 Oh, so you're three quarters Filipino.

Speaker 72 I'm three quarters Filipino, and I was born and raised in Iowa, and I consider myself Iowan.

Speaker 23 What up? That's what up. That's the thing.
What a freak.

Speaker 72 Are you straight Filipino?

Speaker 53 I am, I am, I am 1 million percent Filipino.

Speaker 25 You went to Harvard. I went to Harvard.

Speaker 29 But look, but this part of this thing.

Speaker 72 You just called me a freak, and I am telling you, you straight up are the white. You actually are the whitest Filipino in the world.

Speaker 9 This is a problem for me.

Speaker 72 Which it's just fine.

Speaker 10 So, so I, sorry, I'm going to ignore this call.

Speaker 31 We're going to.

Speaker 62 Who was it?

Speaker 30 It was God telling me, are you sure you want to

Speaker 48 like touch hands?

Speaker 9 Like, light might shoot out of your bodies at this point.

Speaker 5 So, so.

Speaker 22 I just need to remark upon the stew that lives inside of us, right?

Speaker 45 Because to be Filipino, when you mention, like, I'm a thousand percent Filipino filipino american right first one in my family born in america in new york city parents came over in the early 80s my sister was was a baby when they came over um so yes i'm like 100 filipino but inside of that as you know your name is andrew lopez dude mine i'm pablo dorre so the idea that like two asian americans cutting it up people already are obviously confused i want you to know i feel chaotic i i'm just gonna be i i took zole off right before i got in here perfect and i feel i feel like i'm having a manic episode still at the same time.

Speaker 29 Honestly, what I have brought you into is as manic an episode as I could personally bespoke design for you.

Speaker 59 It's like, hey, come into this room.

Speaker 9 Inside of that room is the Bizarro guy from ESPN who you've hated.

Speaker 72 You know, I, okay,

Speaker 72 I can't even, I don't even, I can't get my mind right. I have hated you, but I.

Speaker 22 At some point, it must have softened, right?

Speaker 72 Yes, exactly. And it goes back to exactly what I, why I think you have this mass, the, the best masculine quality of all time, which is care.

Speaker 72 And I think when you surround yourself with people who care about you and subsequently you care about them, it becomes this very charged environment of truth and honesty, hopefully comes out.

Speaker 72 Hopefully. And a lot of times that looks like hate, but that is ego.
That's our ego taking it that way, right? So I think that

Speaker 72 comes back around to my parents.

Speaker 72 Growing up in a small town in Iowa were like, you're Andrew Lopez. That's your name.
And you're Filipino. So when people would be like, Andrew Lopez, are you a Mexican? What is what's going on?

Speaker 72 I would be like, I'm Filipino. This is why.
And they were like, cool. And I just saw how fast ignorance turns into knowledge, but it's my responsibility to be able to give that to them.

Speaker 72 And I think that that taught me how to,

Speaker 72 you know, go through hardship early. And I appreciate that.

Speaker 13 Yeah, I mean, the idea of, hey, I am these things.

Speaker 1 I contain multitudes.

Speaker 41 I can read as Hispanic, Mexican. I've gotten the same exact thing.

Speaker 9 My name is Pablo.

Speaker 17 You got Andrew, bro.

Speaker 9 Think about what it's been like over here on this side of the table.

Speaker 63 And I'm the third Pablo in a lineage of Pablos, right?

Speaker 39 And you have to explain.

Speaker 36 If you get wanting to explain, like, yeah, by the way, colony of Spain

Speaker 1 that then got occupied by the United States in World War II.

Speaker 26 We were allies and they exported basketball and spam.

Speaker 72 Yes, Catholicism.

Speaker 64 Catholicism coming from the Spanish Empire running through the Christianity of America.

Speaker 39 Like what the Philippines is, is its own.

Speaker 31 I mean, look, the melting pot idea, right?

Speaker 37 Like truly the Philippines is indigenous tribes, meets China, meets Malay, meets Spain, meets America, meets.

Speaker 72 I mean, they have what, over 99 different dialects in that country.

Speaker 39 The more islands in the Philippines, there are more islands in the Philippines anywhere else on earth.

Speaker 13 There are more dialects, it seems.

Speaker 21 But somehow we all are really good at karaoke.

Speaker 72 Yeah, which is okay, the universal language. Singing.

Speaker 72 Also, all very good at caring. You know what, dude?

Speaker 1 Actually, so many great nurses, obviously, like the nursing industry is incredibly Filipino.

Speaker 72 Yes.

Speaker 9 Bro, we fing rock, dude.

Speaker 41 Look at us, dude. I know, but look at this.

Speaker 9 I'm fatter than you, too, bro.

Speaker 32 Oh, I've been, I've been, I've been not eating in preparation for today.

Speaker 18 Dude, you are a gutter looking We also have a we have a Photoshop filter on this side of the screen It's like just get bring my cheekbones out.

Speaker 23 You look good. What do you guys think? Let's take a vote

Speaker 9 Come on

Speaker 50 Come on.

Speaker 23 Let's go bro.

Speaker 9 All right, this interview is over

Speaker 72 Seriously, I'm really I I know this the interview was insane, but I'm telling you like I I respect the f ⁇ out of you and I'm really glad that I know I really think we'd be friends.

Speaker 43 I cannot believe that this is the first time we've met each other in a way that is only explained by a cosmic multiverse.

Speaker 49 It feels like we've known each other for our entire lives.

Speaker 72 Congrats, by the way. Seriously,

Speaker 9 this is so.

Speaker 72 And I'm telling you, man,

Speaker 72 no one is doing this. And I'm excited to see where you continually grow and change.
It's going to be awesome.

Speaker 22 Andrew Lopez.

Speaker 9 Thank you.

Speaker 72 Thank you, man.

Speaker 28 I do want to bring something up that shout out to Andrew Lopez. He sat in this chair and he said something a couple of times about how he feels like you're hotter than he is.

Speaker 28 is and you were eager to bring him in and you even told him that you felt the same way. You and I used to talk about a man that is now the co-host of El Duncan's podcast.

Speaker 28 I don't know how to pronounce his last name, forgive me, but I believe it's pronounced Jerry Struski. He's also known by Mina Kimes as Hot Pablo.

Speaker 2 So Gary Streiski.

Speaker 9 Forgive me. I believe.

Speaker 39 Mina

Speaker 31 branded him hot Pablo, which is obviously deeply offensive.

Speaker 9 Have him in here.

Speaker 50 Are you going to have him too?

Speaker 1 He, I, I've been trying to rebrand him as fake Pablo.

Speaker 9 You're a hater.

Speaker 42 Um, that dude is too hot to be here, actually.

Speaker 28 We should put all three.

Speaker 44 No, actually, you know what?

Speaker 18 No one is banned on Pablo Torre finds out except for Gary Streiski because he is too hot.

Speaker 15 I know, I'm comfortable that we're showing a photo of him right now, in which that is abundantly clear.

Speaker 12 His jawline.

Speaker 9 I know. What is he doing?

Speaker 16 Steroids.

Speaker 34 So at the end here, Cortez, as I unstrap our shock collar

Speaker 12 and reflect upon what we found out about our listeners, about the club that we've made, joined by all of the people who called in.

Speaker 14 What have you found out?

Speaker 28 I've learned we have a lot of listeners and I love them. I get an email notification every time one of you calls.
We're closing in on 305 of you. My favorite number: 305 Shoutout Miami.

Speaker 16 Well, look, I learned, of course, that I also love all of these people who took the time out of their days to do this sincerely.

Speaker 57 Also, I love some more than others.

Speaker 24 Like, I don't know if I love people.

Speaker 35 Um,

Speaker 50 I don't love Mike Scher.

Speaker 26 Well, do you love this guy?

Speaker 9 Oh my god, what an asshole.

Speaker 28 Some would say it's a bad voicemail. Counterpoint could be your voicemail when people call you.

Speaker 9 Oh, wow. What do you think about that?

Speaker 34 I think that people would stop calling me, which would maybe be a good strategy by me.

Speaker 33 And yet I don't think that guy deserves the title of

Speaker 28 worst.

Speaker 42 Yeah, I'll just say worst caller because of this guy.

Speaker 51 Uh, can you figure out what Jim Rome is doing? I'd really like to figure out

Speaker 51 why the dude that birthed

Speaker 51 all of this argument television was being

Speaker 51 suppressed.

Speaker 51 Did you do something bad?

Speaker 51 Yo, apparently you didn't switch up the voicemail. And sorry about my fourth fourth call, but thought that you could shed some light.
Holy

Speaker 51 completely forgot about what I was going to say. Yo,

Speaker 51 sorry about that. Will you find out

Speaker 51 why,

Speaker 51 like,

Speaker 51 will you find out why

Speaker 51 Billy Corbin had the greatest Friday of his life? Oh,

Speaker 51 like, that faded. I can't even, like,

Speaker 51 the last one, I promise.

Speaker 9 You should just do a show with your parents.

Speaker 51 Talk about like urology. I know nothing.

Speaker 51 I have a.

Speaker 9 I don't know how it works.

Speaker 9 All right.

Speaker 51 Thanks, Lord. Talk to you soon.
Peace.

Speaker 15 That guy called us six times.

Speaker 2 He left over seven minutes of tape.

Speaker 28 He's hired. Producer.

Speaker 39 Good ideas. He's hire,

Speaker 42 which is hard for this show to be.

Speaker 9 It's a lot of calls, dude.

Speaker 39 I would say, in general, if you want me to do a show with my parents, you're going to have to be a little more sober when you call us.

Speaker 35 Right.

Speaker 37 Um, I'll also point out, though, that even if you called us and we didn't play your voicemail on today's show, this does not mean that we're not using it.

Speaker 28 We got too many to play on just today's show, to be honest, and so this is a monthly feature we're going to be doing, right?

Speaker 28 Absolutely, and some of the ones you gave us, the deeper ones, we still need to go into that and do the journalism on those.

Speaker 46 Some of them we've started, yeah.

Speaker 9 Yeah, we're

Speaker 9 good.

Speaker 32 We're appreciative of you helping us do the thing that allegedly cannot be done, done, which is a perpetual finding out machine.

Speaker 28 Please keep calling, man.

Speaker 22 Keep calling.

Speaker 53 Cortez needs to, I assume, you know, buy another ooze tanker.

Speaker 50 So

Speaker 28 this is great company.

Speaker 20 Shout out to allegedly tank all of that ooze.

Speaker 50 Oh, baby.

Speaker 28 Shout out to my lungs.

Speaker 61 This has been Pablo Torre Finds Out, a Metalark Media Production.

Speaker 38 And I'll talk to you next time.