Chase Utley, Mt Rushmore of Basic Girl Instagram Captions, Training Camp Has Started And Listener Submitted FAQ's

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Speaker 10 On today's part of my take, we have an awesome interview with Chase Utley.

Speaker 15 World Series champion, Chase Utley, villain to some people on this show, Chase Utley, memes,

Speaker 12 hero to some, Max.

Speaker 18 Memes put on his Big J, I'm angry face.

Speaker 19 Yeah.

Speaker 20 Big J.

Speaker 20 He doesn't have his mic on, but we do have Chase Utley. We're going to talk a little training camp starting.

Speaker 9 Hot seat, cool thrown.

Speaker 10 We have the Mount Rushmore of Basic Girl Instagram captions, which is a banger.

Speaker 18 Great idea by Hank.

Speaker 22 Great idea by Hank.

Speaker 24 Hank has been asking for that for a long time, and we finally did it.

Speaker 25 And it was a great idea by Hank.

Speaker 1 We also have FAQs to finish the show.

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Speaker 1 Today is Wednesday, July 23rd.

Speaker 3 And football is back, PFT.

Speaker 33 It's training camp.

Speaker 37 We're here. Training camp.

Speaker 38 Fucked up.

Speaker 39 Training camp.

Speaker 40 Training camp.

Speaker 18 It was a great day yesterday. We saw some of the teams start to report.

Speaker 18 I think think Jim Harbaugh stole the show yesterday.

Speaker 41 Oh, my God.

Speaker 18 Hiding behind the curtain,

Speaker 18 just watching Justin Herbert. It wouldn't surprise me if he was masturbating, watching Justin Herbert's story.
He loves Justin Herbert.

Speaker 3 He gets rock hard for football being back.

Speaker 12 If you could bottle up what Jim, I mean, this is an all-time video of Jim Harbaugh.

Speaker 18 That's definitely jacking off.

Speaker 14 If you could bottle up what Jim Harbaugh feels on the first day of training camp, you could sell that for millions, if not billions.

Speaker 18 Well, we know what he feels like in the first day of training camp. He says the first day of training camp is like being born.

Speaker 18 And so that is him. I think he is simulating his own birth.

Speaker 36 Yeah. That's exactly what's happening.

Speaker 18 It looks like he's coming out, breaching the womb for the first time.

Speaker 46 I love it.

Speaker 44 I love it.

Speaker 1 But yeah, it feels good to see guys in pads, not in pads yet, but out on a field.

Speaker 18 Yeah, it's cool to see guys wearing colors. Yeah.

Speaker 22 And we also have some holdouts.

Speaker 14 Trey Hendrickson.

Speaker 47 Yep.

Speaker 48 Power move by Trey Hendrickson.

Speaker 12 He said that he's not only not playing on his current contract, but he's leaving the state.

Speaker 1 He left the state of Ohio.

Speaker 18 I love that. He tagged himself, I think on Instagram, he tagged himself as being in Florida.
Yeah. Marked safe from the ownership of the Cincinnati Bengals.

Speaker 20 That's such a power move, though, to just be like, I'm not only not going to be showing up, but I'm leaving the state.

Speaker 18 Well, Florida is the Ohio of the South.

Speaker 17 That's true.

Speaker 18 He also said that he's like going on the warpath against the Bengals right now because he said, I think he talked to Manty Teo, and he said that it was an atrocious offer that they gave him.

Speaker 18 So it looks like gloves are off.

Speaker 51 Gloves have been off.

Speaker 18 And that's the only holdout I can think of.

Speaker 40 Yeah.

Speaker 24 What's going on with your guy?

Speaker 18 Debo looking good.

Speaker 1 You look good in the Debo jersey.

Speaker 18 The Debo jersey was a big swing and a miss.

Speaker 18 I thought it would be funny to get a small Debo jersey, and then I would look like fat Debo wearing the small. It turns out I can just wear a small jersey, which was a tough.

Speaker 54 Oh, no.

Speaker 55 That's a small.

Speaker 17 stand up real quick.

Speaker 18 Jerseys, they run big.

Speaker 56 Everybody knows that.

Speaker 33 Oh no.

Speaker 48 It actually fits perfectly. Fits perfectly.

Speaker 18 It fits so good.

Speaker 29 A child-sized jersey?

Speaker 18 I thought it'd be funny like hugging me.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 18 No, no, no, no, no, no. Not child-sized, woman-sized jersey.

Speaker 34 Woman-sized jersey.

Speaker 58 Yeah.

Speaker 60 You could fit probably into a child's large.

Speaker 61 We're going to have to get you a child.

Speaker 62 We're going to have to keep going smaller.

Speaker 17 Okay,

Speaker 18 give me a child Debo Samuel jersey.

Speaker 18 It's so funny that they make a jersey that says like it's for kids that says Samuel Senior on the back.

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 12 Does that one officially say senior?

Speaker 18 It does say senior.

Speaker 65 He had sex.

Speaker 33 What's going on with Terry?

Speaker 18 Terry's fine.

Speaker 18 Everything's probably cool.

Speaker 18 Both sides want to work something out. So there's no update.
I've just heard updates from Terry when he was doing the Eastern Motors car commercial where he said he wanted to work something out. Yep.

Speaker 18 Then I heard Adam Peters doing his press conference of the media today and he said he wanted to work something out. So it sounds like both sides want to work something out.
So he's as good as there.

Speaker 40 Yeah.

Speaker 58 So it seems like it's done.

Speaker 18 Everything's fine. Everything's fine.
It's all good.

Speaker 18 I drove the El Camino into work today, and then I had to leave, take Blake to the vet, and then I drove back in the afternoon, and I brought the other car in just in case something happened with Terry, and then I'd have to force Max to pry the El Camino out from my garage.

Speaker 25 And then we'd have to give it to a fan.

Speaker 18 Well, no, that's what you said, Yeah, that's you.

Speaker 34 We also had Jerry Jones spouting off.

Speaker 12 This is, I think Jerry Jones is just at the point where he's, and this probably happened a long time ago, but he's officially like officially there where he's just old guy stream of consciousness because his comments,

Speaker 19 what were the exact, what was the exact quote?

Speaker 33 Do you have it in front of you?

Speaker 18 Well, there was one that he said, they asked him if he was going to give up the general manager position or if he's ever thought about it. And he said that he has for about a fraction of a second.

Speaker 18 And hell no, he's not going to give it up.

Speaker 18 And then he said, I've danced with the devil, the financial devil, and lived to tale the tale.

Speaker 70 Tell the tale.

Speaker 18 I don't know what that means. I don't know what the financial devil.
Yeah.

Speaker 20 And then he also took a shot at Micah Parsons

Speaker 16 because they said that he's

Speaker 12 saying if they sign him, it doesn't mean they'll have him because he was hurt for six games last year.

Speaker 73 He was only hurt for four.

Speaker 22 Still a crazy thing to say.

Speaker 18 Yeah. He did the thing where it's like, what if he he gets hit by a bus? Yeah.
These guys could die tomorrow and we still owe them the money.

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 12 And then JJ Watt came over to top and said, Anytime you can publicly take a dig at your star quarterback and your star pass rusher simultaneously right before the season begins, you just got to take it.

Speaker 20 Nothing makes guys want to fight for you more than hearing how upset you are they got hurt while fighting for you.

Speaker 12 And then Micah Parsons retweeted it.

Speaker 9 Good times for the Cowboys.

Speaker 18 It gets started early in Dallas. He still hasn't gotten, he hasn't done any like passive aggressive statements about Schottenheimer yet.
Yeah. Which they're in the honeymoon period right now.

Speaker 18 But basically, you know, taking your two, you get arguably most valuable assets and then publicly.

Speaker 18 Could you imagine working for a boss that draws a lot of attention to you, but then will also trash you on his own medium platforms?

Speaker 45 That's tough.

Speaker 18 I could not imagine that.

Speaker 12 No, yeah, the Dak Prescott one was he said they paid they made Dak Prescott the richest player in football and he missed two-thirds of the year.

Speaker 61 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 20 Nice, Jerry.

Speaker 2 He's just, he's he's old grandpa Jerry where it's like, ah, do we really want him to say that?

Speaker 33 Do we really want to put him in front of a microphone?

Speaker 21 Maybe he needs a dump button.

Speaker 18 I don't know.

Speaker 18 He might. He's probably got a colostomy bag, but Jerry is in mid-season form.

Speaker 50 You guys, as NFCs guys got to love this, that the Cowboys are just...

Speaker 12 I mean, this is.

Speaker 18 I like it, though. Like, I enjoy Jerry Jones as a figure in NFL.

Speaker 34 Oh, I agree, but I'm just saying, like, the Cowboys are, like, this is not the way you want to start camp to have Micah Parsons seemingly upset and a shot at Dak Prescott from your owner and general manager.

Speaker 62 I was also searching during that. Did you mention the Michael Parson?

Speaker 48 No, he said Michael.

Speaker 75 He also played the clip.

Speaker 22 I want to hear that.

Speaker 20 That's great. Yeah, he's an old guy.

Speaker 76 Of all the players that I've ever negotiated with,

Speaker 76 Michael Parson is as savvy and knowledgeable and understanding of his financial business.

Speaker 62 Michael Parson

Speaker 62 is what he referred to.

Speaker 1 And I'm not going to defend Jerry Jones. He's 82 years old.

Speaker 1 82 is, you know, you get to 82 and it's, you know, you're sitting at the Thanksgiving table and you're like, don't listen to what he's saying.

Speaker 19 Right.

Speaker 1 The way he talks about. He's giving the fucking speech to start trading camp as the owner and general manager.

Speaker 18 The way that he talks about his players is like how a businessman would talk about one of his vendors that he's just gotten a big contract with and you want to make sure that they know that the pressure is still on them to deliver what you said that they would deliver, not football players that are going out there and trying to hurt each other.

Speaker 78 Oh, man.

Speaker 18 Listen, Jerry. I'll pay a young boy's money.
Who's to say he's not going to die? Who's to say he's not going to fall into the gorilla exhibit that Cincinnati's A?

Speaker 13 He would,

Speaker 16 Jerry Jones, if he had it, like, could you imagine if we had the

Speaker 5 CBA as per Jerry Jones, where if you get injured, you don't get paid.

Speaker 68 Yeah.

Speaker 5 It's even less guaranteed contracts.

Speaker 80 He wants, Jerry wants it to be, if you miss a practice, you don't get paid.

Speaker 17 If you miss a game, if you miss a quarter, oh, you got, oh, you had to leave the game with a concussion.

Speaker 18 Well, that's half your paycheck. Go by play.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Good plays and bad plays.

Speaker 22 He just, he,

Speaker 82 what do they, they did, uh,

Speaker 12 wasn't there someone who did, I guess this is just the stock market I'm thinking about, like just dynamic pricing where it's like, oh, he got a sack.

Speaker 20 Oh, he's going to get, you know, $10,000.

Speaker 10 Oh, he missed the tackle.

Speaker 23 All right, we're taking $10,000 away.

Speaker 18 Polymarket, but for sports. Yeah.
That's what he's going to be investing in. He might be on the cusp of something.

Speaker 18 I do think that it's impossible to draw conclusions as to how the Cowboys are going to play this year just based on Jerry Jones and where he's at because he does this every year.

Speaker 18 He does this every week.

Speaker 18 So he wants the spotlight on him. The Cowboys might be good this year.
They've got good players. Yeah.
But it does seem like it's

Speaker 18 Schottenheimer's going to get a very quick crash course in having Jerry Jones outshine anything and everything that you do all the time.

Speaker 20 Big time. Big time.

Speaker 12 You also, I know we brought back Herder Injured last on Monday

Speaker 58 for the snack wrap.

Speaker 12 I'm just going to bring this back

Speaker 25 right now. The

Speaker 20 you think?

Speaker 12 Because Saquon Barkley is saying that if he could go back in time, he would like to get paid all in Bitcoin that has gone up 7x since he started in the NFL.

Speaker 83 Oh,

Speaker 61 you think?

Speaker 18 Uh, no, duh.

Speaker 22 He basically is like, yeah, I would have rather gotten paid seven times the amount.

Speaker 18 I wonder if the Giants had offered him the contract that they were offering him, but in Bitcoin, if he would have taken that.

Speaker 48 Do you guys have any Bitcoin?

Speaker 55 I bought...

Speaker 18 I'm heavily leveraged in Doge.

Speaker 15 I think I bought a half of Bitcoin in like 2016.

Speaker 12 I don't know how to get it.

Speaker 65 I got the doge it's in the wallet somewhere i buy a little bit every month i have like an automatic do you yeah good for you that's the way you're supposed to do it super impressive shout out shout out to my brother that's actually really impressive hank's the richest guy how did you do that my brother told me to do

Speaker 20 teach me how you did that well if that's so smart i like don't know how to do 70 stuff yeah that's pretty good that's a really smart thing you did damn are you i might be smartest thing you've ever done my brother's a smart guy yeah this is like four years ago at Christmas.

Speaker 22 He was just like sick.

Speaker 10 A little bit of Bitcoin every single month.

Speaker 20 I do the thing where if it goes up, I'm like, can't buy it now. And then if it drops, I'm like, oh, I got to buy all of it right now, which you're not supposed to do.

Speaker 18 Oh, I do. If it goes up, I'm like, I missed it.
If it goes down, this is the end of Bitcoin. Yeah.
That's what I think. Yeah.

Speaker 18 So my bottom line is I just never buy it. I did have a guy in 2012 tell me, you should buy this Bitcoin stuff.
And it was like 80 bucks. And I bought some energy stock that went to zero.

Speaker 18 There's some stories

Speaker 65 about that.

Speaker 91 There was like a guy in 2016 in our office.

Speaker 92 Yeah.

Speaker 93 I remember Lewis and I used to make fun of Lewis and Caleb so much because Caleb didn't have a lot of money and put all of it in Bitcoin.

Speaker 95 And then would be like, I have no money.

Speaker 93 And I would always give him shit.

Speaker 59 And then, you know, six years later, he's like, yeah, that worked out.

Speaker 18 I feel like Doge is going to take Bitcoin over at some point.

Speaker 53 I saw.

Speaker 62 Quigs has the best story here.

Speaker 82 Oh, yeah. He got paid, right?

Speaker 13 No, no.

Speaker 65 He used to stay as a hard driver.

Speaker 97 He used to

Speaker 62 use Bitcoin to pay for fake IDs back in high school. And he had

Speaker 62 an extra $100 that was just left over in the account. And it's worth millions now.
But

Speaker 65 he just can't get back on it.

Speaker 20 He's got to get someone to help him.

Speaker 62 It was in high school. It was like, because that was the easiest way.
It was the only untraceable way to

Speaker 62 use the dark web. And he just, it's just out there.

Speaker 18 I would think about that all day.

Speaker 18 Every single day. I would just sit in a room thinking to myself, one of these moments, I'm just going to remember the password.

Speaker 30 Dude, there was a guy who recently, I think it was like a few days ago, sold all his Bitcoin that he bought.

Speaker 74 He bought $54,000 of Bitcoin in 2011.

Speaker 20 What do you think it sold for?

Speaker 99 $1.2 bill.

Speaker 1 $9.6 billion.

Speaker 57 Jesus.

Speaker 18 Why'd he just sell now? I don't know.

Speaker 20 He better be buying a team.

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 18 Like, can you imagine not selling once you hit a billion?

Speaker 13 It's crazy.

Speaker 75 Also, why would you sell all of it?

Speaker 18 I'd probably sell when it was like $100,000.

Speaker 29 Why wouldn't you sell like half of it and and keep half of it?

Speaker 73 Yeah.

Speaker 51 He probably did.

Speaker 25 He probably has more, but that's...

Speaker 66 When we get to the boat,

Speaker 2 we missed the boat, boys.

Speaker 3 We screwed the pooch on the Bitcoin thing.

Speaker 88 Not Hank.

Speaker 62 Hank's fucking swimming in it.

Speaker 5 Yeah, but imagine if you could just go back in 2010, you, and just be like, hey,

Speaker 74 do you have like $1,000 laying around?

Speaker 12 Because in 15 years, it's going to be 100 million.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 70 I didn't. Yeah, I was afraid.

Speaker 77 I was a little boy.

Speaker 92 I don't know.

Speaker 18 You're a crypto guy like that, Hank. Crypto King.

Speaker 66 Again. You are.

Speaker 85 Shout out to my brother.

Speaker 18 You should make your profile picture like the board ape version of Hank.

Speaker 62 Hank, crypto expert of the show now. Yep.

Speaker 70 He is.

Speaker 65 UFC.

Speaker 73 Stack experience.

Speaker 70 And golf, UFC, crypto.

Speaker 18 I don't think the crypto bros will get upset if you screw things up.

Speaker 103 What's the other one?

Speaker 62 I don't know. I feel like recently there was another one that was.

Speaker 33 Can we add another one to you?

Speaker 96 I don't know. Flipper expert.
Football.

Speaker 104 Football expert.

Speaker 34 Actually, the expert on when we can say football's back.

Speaker 37 All right. What else?

Speaker 48 Oh, Chris Paul Paul is back for the Clippers.

Speaker 23 Maybe retirement tour?

Speaker 18 They've got a great lineup.

Speaker 106 They do. Great lineup.
They do.

Speaker 12 James Harden, Bradley Beal, Chris Paul, Bugdanovich, Chris Dunn. That's their guards.

Speaker 24 Kawhi Leonard, John Collins, Derek Jones, Nick Batum, and then Zubach and Brooke Lopez as their centers.

Speaker 53 If this is the year. If this was 2019, this was big three teams.

Speaker 65 Yeah, this is the year.

Speaker 18 If this was 2019, I got Clippers setting records in the world.

Speaker 22 Holy shit, the Clippers are going to be awesome.

Speaker 18 Some other big NBA news.

Speaker 37 Well, one last thing about Chris Paul, real quick.

Speaker 12 This is interesting because if this is going to be his retirement year, we might have a retirement off.

Speaker 41 I don't think LeBron wants to retire the same time as Chris Paul.

Speaker 18 You think they want to split that up?

Speaker 25 I think it might be a retirement off, which I love a retirement off.

Speaker 72 That's good.

Speaker 34 It's going to be like who's going to retire first?

Speaker 12 Would the other person stay an extra year just because they didn't want to retire the same year as that guy?

Speaker 18 You got to think about the Hall of Fame one day. Yep.

Speaker 69 Yep.

Speaker 19 You do.

Speaker 18 Who's going to get first billing? Obviously, LeBron.

Speaker 12 Do you think Russilla would give Chris Paul a speech at the Hall of Fame?

Speaker 23 That'd be sick.

Speaker 18 Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 70 What was your other NBA thing?

Speaker 18 It's a rumor right now, but I think that we should talk about it. It's a possibility.
Hot rumor on the streets right now. Ben Simmons has been linked to the Boston Celtics.

Speaker 110 Whoa.

Speaker 17 What do you think about that, Hank?

Speaker 66 Who linked this?

Speaker 18 I think that was the Dunk Central.

Speaker 61 Okay.

Speaker 9 Not Central.

Speaker 18 I don't think I got Centled on it.

Speaker 92 Central.

Speaker 62 Stool Greene was talking about it.

Speaker 18 Stool Greene pursued Stool Greeney.

Speaker 111 Hank, your thoughts?

Speaker 112 I trust Brad Stevens. I don't think this is going to happen.

Speaker 93 I think there's a better chance Terry McLaurin plays for the Patriots than Ben Simmons plays for the Celtics.

Speaker 22 Okay.

Speaker 18 Well, right now, the Boston Celtics have engaged in conversations with the 76ers revolving around Simmons and expressed interest in the 6'11 guard. Sources tell the actors.

Speaker 70 With who?

Speaker 18 With the 76ers.

Speaker 18 Oh, this is back in the day.

Speaker 55 Wait, quick, quick, buy Bitcoin. Okay, the Celtics.

Speaker 101 Hey, time traveling.

Speaker 18 I read the wrong tweet. The Celtics are reportedly interested in signing Ben Simmons per the Stein Line.

Speaker 70 God. So it is a real report.

Speaker 91 Hank. Boston, Phoenix, New York, and Sacramento.

Speaker 87 That is what the Stein Line said.

Speaker 113 That's four teams, not the Celtics.

Speaker 33 Hank, let me ask you a question.

Speaker 36 If

Speaker 12 Ben Simmons signed with the Celtics, how quickly will you sell yourself on Ben Simmons?

Speaker 1 Because I do think Ben Simmons is still.

Speaker 38 Oh, I would love if Ben Simmons had a renaissance.

Speaker 59 It's the guy who's like

Speaker 82 somewhere in there.

Speaker 101 He's got to be that guy.

Speaker 62 1,000% would be an all-star with the Celtics.

Speaker 77 That would be so good.

Speaker 70 I would be rooting for him.

Speaker 87 Also, next year's kind of just house money.

Speaker 104 Like,

Speaker 104 who cares?

Speaker 87 We're not going to be that good.

Speaker 86 So, why not have some fun?

Speaker 33 Ben Simmons is not fun.

Speaker 22 He could be.

Speaker 66 He could be fun.

Speaker 90 If he was good, I would have so much fun.

Speaker 99 Oh, Mike.

Speaker 108 He'd be the world's

Speaker 116 Ben Simmons fan.

Speaker 19 We have to root for this.

Speaker 29 Terry to the Patriots.

Speaker 18 Not happening. Terry to the Judge.

Speaker 13 I just wanted to talk about something else.

Speaker 18 Not happening.

Speaker 13 You want to talk about something else.

Speaker 13 Hey,

Speaker 37 was that...

Speaker 1 That was crazy, the catcher interference.

Speaker 48 Yeah.

Speaker 113 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Was that on your hot seat Quilteron?

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 70 Okay. All right.
We'll save it. We'll save it.

Speaker 87 I mean, there's not much hot seat.

Speaker 38 It's just a stupid rule.

Speaker 70 All right. We'll save it.
Save it.

Speaker 48 I would like to hear you say that again. Okay.

Speaker 21 I don't think there's much else.

Speaker 16 I mean, we have like the media days happening for the big conferences.

Speaker 18 Pelichek on Thursday.

Speaker 14 Belichick's going on Thursday.

Speaker 70 Yep.

Speaker 23 Jordan on Wednesday.

Speaker 18 Probably earlier Thursday. Okay.

Speaker 14 Ozzy Osborne died. That was sad.

Speaker 18 That is very sad. Yeah.
R.I.P. Sweet Prince.
Yeah.

Speaker 18 Invented a genre of music. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 Also, reality show star.

Speaker 64 Yeah.

Speaker 25 I mean, that was an all-time reality show back in the day.

Speaker 18 Yep.

Speaker 61 Okay.

Speaker 30 Well, hey, look, this is why we do Mount Rushmore season.

Speaker 118 Let's do Hot Seat Cool Throne.

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Speaker 120 All right.

Speaker 61 Henry.

Speaker 59 My first hot seat was Memphis football.

Speaker 104 Okay.

Speaker 59 They tried.

Speaker 121 What was that? What was that?

Speaker 18 Max is bringing one minute ago.

Speaker 95 What is this?

Speaker 104 What's the

Speaker 80 breaking news?

Speaker 55 Breaking news. Do the typewriter.

Speaker 80 Do it.

Speaker 61 Do it.

Speaker 47 Breaking news.

Speaker 17 Oh, I'm so excited.

Speaker 82 Washington wide receiver, Jeremy McLaurin seeking a new contract.

Speaker 74 Report to training camp today. Per source.
McLaurin was not present for the commander's conditioning test today that marked an unofficial start to training training camp.

Speaker 12 All other players are present and accounted for.

Speaker 9 Just not McLaurin.

Speaker 18 Slow news now.

Speaker 122 I mean, that's pretty good.

Speaker 66 Like,

Speaker 59 one for the team is not bad.

Speaker 18 We're talking about guys that aren't here. I want to focus on the guys that are here, right?

Speaker 23 TFT, I'm going to continue to have your back.

Speaker 9 He's going to sign.

Speaker 18 He's going to sign. They both sign.

Speaker 1 This happens every training camp.

Speaker 18 They both want to make it happen. It's going to happen.
Terry's,

Speaker 18 again, a three-jersey guy, but it's Redskins football team commanders.

Speaker 1 Can I give you a spin zone as well? Yep.

Speaker 25 I didn't see anywhere in that report report that he left the state.

Speaker 36 He did not.

Speaker 18 He is

Speaker 18 probably in Virginia right now. Yeah.

Speaker 123 So in state.

Speaker 123 Still in state.

Speaker 18 Has not,

Speaker 18 that we know of, left the state.

Speaker 41 I do love this. Just new.

Speaker 12 I hope it's like a new fad that if you hold out, you have to leave the state.

Speaker 18 Just get out of

Speaker 18 Dodge for a while.

Speaker 124 Just to prove.

Speaker 117 Just go across.

Speaker 125 Trey Hendrickson should have just gone to Kentucky.

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 75 Just go across the bridge.

Speaker 18 Let me ask you guys this.

Speaker 18 What do you think Terry is worth right now?

Speaker 18 Because the market has kind of been set by the top 10.

Speaker 19 $40 million.

Speaker 18 $40 million a year? Yeah.

Speaker 64 Okay.

Speaker 18 That's

Speaker 18 probably not doable.

Speaker 71 I think he's pretty good.

Speaker 18 He's really good. Yeah.
I think he'll settle for like $28. That's my official prediction.

Speaker 70 $28.

Speaker 18 Three years, $28 per year.

Speaker 70 How much guaranteed?

Speaker 18 We're going to do $53 million guaranteed. Okay.
That gets it done. I like that.
Get Terry in the door.

Speaker 114 Oh, you're looking up Garrett Wilson's contract for comparables?

Speaker 18 Although Garrett Wilson is

Speaker 18 younger.

Speaker 18 Terry's 30.

Speaker 12 $130 million extension, four years.

Speaker 16 Would you say three years 58?

Speaker 18 I had it.

Speaker 80 No. Yep.

Speaker 126 Yeah. No,

Speaker 18 that was a guaranteed money.

Speaker 70 Guaranteed

Speaker 18 53. I had him at $28 million a year.
Okay.

Speaker 20 So the deal includes $90 million guarantee for Garrett Wilson.

Speaker 73 So that's not too far off.

Speaker 66 He's going to sign. He'll be fine.

Speaker 18 It's going to be be good. It's going to be fine.
Everything's going to be wonderful.

Speaker 85 All right, your hot seat. Baby Fat Debo.

Speaker 59 My hot seat is the Big 12.

Speaker 60 Or Memphis.

Speaker 65 Okay.

Speaker 99 They tried to join the Big 12, offered $250 million to join the Big 12,

Speaker 94 and got declined.

Speaker 38 That's tough look. That's a horror.
You got to just cancel the football program.

Speaker 18 I feel like anywhere, any organization should be able to join the Big 12 for $250 million cash.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 18 easily. Doesn't matter who you are.
Yeah. PETA should be able to join the Big 12

Speaker 18 for $250 million.

Speaker 35 Absolutely.

Speaker 22 We should be able to join the Big 12 for $250 million.

Speaker 9 You know what?

Speaker 33 A non-competitive.

Speaker 25 Athletic University.

Speaker 18 I'll offer $251 million to the Big 12 if they'll accept part of my take.

Speaker 15 Dude, imagine if this Bitcoin guy just bought the whole Big 12.

Speaker 64 Yeah.

Speaker 12 Just made him play at his house.

Speaker 18 Yeah, it was a tough look for Memphis to get rejected, but they're back in. They're in the American.

Speaker 18 It's the American. Yeah, it's just the American conference.
Which I like. They dropped athletic from the conference name.

Speaker 121 Correct.

Speaker 92 So they're just the AC?

Speaker 22 They're the American.

Speaker 127 Yeah.

Speaker 38 But what's the AC?

Speaker 22 The American.

Speaker 14 AC. You can add conference if you'd like to.

Speaker 24 I'm just, I refer to it as the American.

Speaker 60 But like, if you were going to abbreviate the conference,

Speaker 101 USA?

Speaker 85 Conference USA?

Speaker 80 Yeah.

Speaker 80 It might get a little confusing.

Speaker 1 We are the American.

Speaker 20 They dropped the athletic.

Speaker 18 Not even North American.

Speaker 66 But don't, I feel like all conferences have to be, I guess not.

Speaker 121 What?

Speaker 18 Three letters, but no.

Speaker 17 No.

Speaker 17 Definitely not.

Speaker 18 Southern.

Speaker 15 Southern Conference. Yep.

Speaker 77 Yeah. SC, AC.

Speaker 38 All right.

Speaker 59 My other hot seat, the Red Sox.

Speaker 60 I want to be mad more about the ruling, but it was a pretty egregious play by the catcher. The Red Sox lost on walk-off.

Speaker 128 Catcher's interference.

Speaker 115 Second time it's ever happened in MLB history.

Speaker 128 First time since 1971.

Speaker 59 The problem was the catcher just stuck it like it was there.

Speaker 93 The batter was not swinging, it was a check swing.

Speaker 112 He was also a mile behind the ball. Like, even if he swung, he was going to miss badly.

Speaker 59 But the catcher

Speaker 93 threw his hand so far out,

Speaker 115 it was technically letter of the law of catch interference.

Speaker 87 Red Sox had a 10-game winning streak going to the All-Star break, one and three since.

Speaker 38 I'm still, you know, running next to

Speaker 99 the bandwagon train, but

Speaker 38 I haven't had a good chance to jump on it.

Speaker 82 I'm not going to be faster than you?

Speaker 115 It's starting to go faster.

Speaker 66 It's starting to lose me.

Speaker 18 Is the train coming towards you or going away from you?

Speaker 93 We're running in the same direction.

Speaker 18 He's trying to catch the train. He's trying to catch up.
So the train got started. You're sprinting after the train.
Yeah.

Speaker 48 Not even sprinting.

Speaker 87 I'm kind of just deciding, like, you know, I'm so fast, obviously, that I'm like, do I want to jump on this train or no?

Speaker 86 Like, is it going in a direction I want to be on?

Speaker 107 So how close attack?

Speaker 77 Or is it a waste of my time?

Speaker 18 Yeah, Yeah, how close attention are you paying? Like, last night?

Speaker 93 I was watching. I mean, it was Phillies.

Speaker 87 I was ready.

Speaker 115 I was ready.

Speaker 66 I was ready.

Speaker 18 And now, is that just because it was against Max's Phillies?

Speaker 87 Well, I mean, I went to two games last week.

Speaker 99 I'm tuned in.

Speaker 86 I've been tuned in since the last hour break.

Speaker 2 This is the best.

Speaker 34 I mean, this is the time when we're going to get trade deadline next Thursday.

Speaker 50 This is when we start having some big-time series.

Speaker 3 I mean, the Cubs just got caught by the Brewers just will not lose.

Speaker 80 They will not lose.

Speaker 129 It's insane.

Speaker 10 They do not lose games.

Speaker 84 So it's going to be like the Cubs play the Brewers like eight times coming up.

Speaker 22 Phillies, do the Phillies play the Mets soon?

Speaker 65 They got caught. I'm sure.

Speaker 65 Yeah.

Speaker 20 I mean, I need you more jacked up about the Phillies.

Speaker 62 I don't have a lot of confidence in the Phills right now.

Speaker 18 Is that because of the trade deadline stuff?

Speaker 62 All of the Mets, we play the Mets two more times, both in August and September.

Speaker 130 Yeah.

Speaker 48 Those are fun series, though.

Speaker 35 You're a half a game up right now.

Speaker 18 Yeah, Max, you got to lock in. You got to lock the fuck in.

Speaker 62 I just don't have a lot of confidence in this team right now.

Speaker 18 Max Delente needs to step up.

Speaker 55 Get the fuck up, dude.

Speaker 18 Hank's stepping up. It's baseball season.

Speaker 78 I mean,

Speaker 62 I'm tuned in. I'm tuned in.
I watch every game.

Speaker 95 It's just, it's,

Speaker 62 I don't know.

Speaker 88 They're a frustrating squad. You won last night.

Speaker 61 I know.

Speaker 61 And also,

Speaker 62 it was bases loaded. No-wow.
They were like, chances are.

Speaker 30 Yeah, but it was more fun that the ump had to come back and award the win.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 33 That's a fun ump call.

Speaker 62 You didn't know. It's a great ump call.

Speaker 105 Great ump call.

Speaker 17 Your cool tone?

Speaker 38 My cool thone is crack talk.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 19 Yeah.

Speaker 60 Max, we put out the Barcelona bass fishing tournament.

Speaker 93 Max's crack made an appearance once again.

Speaker 70 Always.

Speaker 15 How'd you do in that tournament, Max?

Speaker 88 I caught a fish.

Speaker 128 Our team caught the biggest fish.

Speaker 80 Yeah, that's

Speaker 98 also a point.

Speaker 114 Did you also catch the smallest fish?

Speaker 96 I don't know. That wasn't tracked, I don't think.

Speaker 65 Yeah, I don't think it was.

Speaker 98 No, they didn't.

Speaker 18 They weighed every fish.

Speaker 33 Yeah, how much did your one fish

Speaker 92 weigh, max? And we were out there for four hours.

Speaker 22 PFT, how many fish did we catch?

Speaker 18 We caught a ton of fish.

Speaker 125 Like 20 fish. I caught a fish.
You caught one fish?

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 12 And it was alive?

Speaker 70 Yeah. Yep.

Speaker 53 That was a little bit of a pause. It was.

Speaker 18 Was it a minnow?

Speaker 32 It was a fish.

Speaker 95 Big mouth bass. Yeah, big mouth bass.

Speaker 62 Not a

Speaker 61 pound?

Speaker 62 Not a smallmouth bass. It was a baby bass?

Speaker 130 It was more than a pound.

Speaker 92 Size doesn't less than

Speaker 74 Four hours, one fish?

Speaker 61 I caught a ton.

Speaker 61 He was doing the net.

Speaker 62 We were a team. This was a team game.

Speaker 1 You guys don't understand teams. Well, no, we do, but we won.

Speaker 45 We won the whole damn game.

Speaker 18 Yeah, we won. I want you guys to think.

Speaker 62 No, but it's selfish. We caught self-discipline.

Speaker 30 How were we selfish?

Speaker 16 Did you notice I just said, PFT, how many fish did we catch?

Speaker 18 We caught a ton.

Speaker 29 You guys are talking about your scene.

Speaker 30 Hank is talking about his big fish.

Speaker 38 I said our team caught a fish.

Speaker 48 Our team caught the biggest fish.

Speaker 1 And you keep saying, I caught a fish.

Speaker 62 Well, because you're saying that I didn't catch a fish.

Speaker 29 Well, I mean, it wasn't really a fish.

Speaker 62 Who's to say?

Speaker 33 I guess this is more of a political debate.

Speaker 9 When does a fish become a fish?

Speaker 58 Yeah.

Speaker 61 Right?

Speaker 104 It was a big fish. We did well.
Yeah.

Speaker 115 Crack was out. We were cracking.

Speaker 88 We were cracking up.

Speaker 18 Okay. You guys had a great time.

Speaker 66 Yeah, we had a great time.

Speaker 113 Great time.

Speaker 99 All-time vibes on the boat with you and your boys fishing.

Speaker 61 Camping. Great vibes.

Speaker 62 Great vibes.

Speaker 92 I do.

Speaker 1 Go watch that video. It's very fun.

Speaker 18 I think I like fishing now. Yeah.
It's such a relaxing, fun thing to do.

Speaker 39 Let's go get a tune.

Speaker 12 It also is, we should put a disclaimer: we caught like 20 fish in four hours.

Speaker 14 It's very fun when you catch fish.

Speaker 70 It is, yeah.

Speaker 20 Going fishing and not catching fish is not fun.

Speaker 62 We should do it.

Speaker 62 That should be a video that we do someday.

Speaker 55 Okay. Oh, like the one we just fishing with no guides.

Speaker 99 No guides. Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right. So let's do it.

Speaker 69 Maybe we'll do it in time.

Speaker 131 You know, we'll do it at Camp Barstool.

Speaker 1 A PM TV of us at Camp Barstool fishing?

Speaker 59 Way there's fish in that.

Speaker 3 We went.

Speaker 132 Remember last year?

Speaker 59 Oh, that was those. Yeah.

Speaker 20 We not only went, we went, and it was the most ridiculous thing ever because we went out on a boat for like an hour.

Speaker 10 None of us caught fish, except the photographer that we were paying for caught a fish, and then he made me take a picture of him with his fish.

Speaker 62 With his camera?

Speaker 80 Yes.

Speaker 80 Like, what the fuck, man?

Speaker 13 That rocks.

Speaker 80 That rocks. That's crazy.

Speaker 18 I believe Max can be good at fishing, but I think that the best way to settle it, maybe have Max go up against professional fishermen and see if Max can catch like a third as many fish or half as many fish as these these professional fishermen can, and he has to keep fishing until he's able to catch let's just call it six fish

Speaker 18 six fish against a really good team of fishermen, and we can make a video out of it.

Speaker 53 I like that. What do you think, Max?

Speaker 62 I'm confused, but I'm in.

Speaker 80 Okay, love it, love it.

Speaker 39 We'll get right on

Speaker 93 Italian.

Speaker 18 Memes just got it.

Speaker 75 I am Italian.

Speaker 80 Oh!

Speaker 80 Oh!

Speaker 80 Oh, the

Speaker 62 wait a minute. Yeah, I still don't think I get it.

Speaker 122 Yeah, no.

Speaker 62 The shark guy?

Speaker 61 Yep. Yeah.

Speaker 88 Oh, got it.

Speaker 100 Shark, shark guy. Shark guy.

Speaker 59 But also, Hunter Biden was on Channel 5.

Speaker 99 He did a Channel 5 interview, and he broke.

Speaker 93 He had a long explanation breaking down the difference between crack and cocaine.

Speaker 95 I saw a very funny tweet that was like, this is what Groon looks like when he's breaking down quarterback.

Speaker 92 Yeah. You can tell he's passionate.

Speaker 18 lebron doing the mind the game podcast yeah lebron talking about wine yeah it was it was quite i i didn't know half the thing oh i was like holy shit yeah someone when someone's passionate about something and they're breaking it down it's interesting no matter what it is it was informative i hunter would be a blast to hang out with for one night maybe like six hours six hours of hunter biden you don't need anything else damn i think he listens yeah For this show, what up, Hunter?

Speaker 61 We'd have Hunter on.

Speaker 86 Probably like a four to five time AWL.

Speaker 24 Yeah. Yeah, somewhere around there.

Speaker 18 Maybe missed the year in the middle yeah shit was going on got a little busy yeah the laptop was that there were some viruses on there what do you think

Speaker 2 what speed do you think he listens to this episode at 3.5

Speaker 53 3.5 listen we'll have hunter we'll have any we'll have net and yahoo on

Speaker 18 bro listen we'll do we'll do net and yahoo we don't care okay we'll do net and yahoo Hunter Biden, Putin, Coney, LeBron, anybody.

Speaker 122 Anyone.

Speaker 22 What memes? What are you making?

Speaker 124 Max still doesn't get it.

Speaker 75 I've been explaining.

Speaker 65 Shark guy.

Speaker 18 Yeah, the shark thing, Max.

Speaker 62 He's still trying to explain what's going on.

Speaker 95 What are you confused about?

Speaker 62 I don't understand it.

Speaker 18 You're doing a video against people that are really good at a sport, and you have to compete against them at that sport, even though you're not very good at it.

Speaker 62 Pros versus Joes?

Speaker 88 Yeah.

Speaker 84 It's all right.

Speaker 84 He will.

Speaker 59 I have faith.

Speaker 61 Yeah. He'll get there.

Speaker 18 You can be on a dinghy, a dinghy boat, and you go dinghies only.

Speaker 80 Oh,

Speaker 75 six. Got it, got it.

Speaker 62 Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.

Speaker 128 I get it, I get it, I get it.

Speaker 61 I haven't done the dingers only challenge.

Speaker 69 Oh, man, the shark guy.

Speaker 70 The shark guy.

Speaker 39 I thought you were trying to say what that was.

Speaker 80 I don't either.

Speaker 1 And then there was also the thing where he, there was a moment where he was shark guy, then he was like seven fishes Italian.

Speaker 74 Yeah.

Speaker 62 And then I thought you were talking about the football coach that laid naked with the sharks.

Speaker 61 Oh, Jim McAlane? Not him.

Speaker 70 Not him. Not him.
Not him. For him, not him.

Speaker 26 Don't even say it's him.

Speaker 80 All right.

Speaker 37 Good hot seat, cool throne. Thanks.

Speaker 107 PFT. Great job, Hank.

Speaker 18 My hot seat is

Speaker 18 RFK Stadium.

Speaker 18 RFK Stadium in D.C., kind of on the hot seat right now because we have not one but two surprise leading candidates for president in 2028 who are putting the project in jeopardy.

Speaker 18 President Donald Trump and Stephen A. Smith have both weighed in on the subject.
Stephen A.

Speaker 18 Smith's idea was to build one stadium in Maryland and then have the Ravens and the Commanders share it, which is maybe the dumbest thing that Stephen A. Smith has ever said.

Speaker 48 Wasn't that the Bengals Bears thing?

Speaker 25 That was Florio.

Speaker 53 That was Florio.

Speaker 18 That was also dumb.

Speaker 80 Yeah.

Speaker 56 But where would they have played?

Speaker 66 Florio was saying an hour away. Well, Florio was saying

Speaker 22 you moved the Bengals to Chicago, but I was saying, like, let's just put it in the middle of Indiana.

Speaker 70 Yeah.

Speaker 18 Yeah, but Stephen A. Smith actually said he thinks that it would be great if they could share.
Number one, the Ravens, Baltimore and D.C. are like an hour, over an hour apart.
Right.

Speaker 18 Depending on traffic, it could be sometimes more.

Speaker 18 The Ravens already have a stadium that they're renovating.

Speaker 57 Right.

Speaker 9 The big...

Speaker 18 point of contention of the D.C., the Washington Commanders Stadium, was that it was too far away from D.C. So why would we put it halfway there? Just maybe the dumbest idea ever that Stephen A.

Speaker 18 Smith brought up. And then President Trump weighed in.
And this is the

Speaker 18 this is tough because he gave us a nickname that I fear will stay.

Speaker 65 Was this real?

Speaker 61 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 18 What was the nickname? He called us the Washington Whatevers.

Speaker 48 And as it's a fucking banger.

Speaker 18 You got to take your hat off to the guy.

Speaker 48 That sounds like a boomer.

Speaker 18 The Washington Whatevers

Speaker 18 should change the name back to the Redskins because he found out that the stadium is located, RFK Junior Stadium, where the second RFK one is going to be.

Speaker 18 That's on federal property, but they lease it out to the city council to then determine what to do. Got it.
I think

Speaker 16 everything. Is he trying to change the topic about anything else?

Speaker 18 No, I think he's just very passionate about the Washington football team's team name.

Speaker 18 But yeah, the way that it goes, I think that if he were to do this move, it should have been done in November before they gave the rights to the city council.

Speaker 18 I think it might be too little, too late, but he's playing the hits right now. Yeah.
And so I just, you know what? This is a welcome distraction from Terry McLaurin.

Speaker 108 Yeah.

Speaker 58 Was that your cool throne?

Speaker 18 That was my hot seat. Yeah.
And then my cool throne is my basement.

Speaker 138 Oh.

Speaker 18 Because I fucking killed the spider. Yes.
I found the spider the morning after we did the podcast on Thursday, and Blake saved my life. And then I saved his life.

Speaker 18 He saw the spider across the room, barked at it. I got up, smashed the fuck out of that thing.
Who saved who? Me and Blake together. But yeah,

Speaker 18 my basement is now certified spider free ask a question there was only one spider

Speaker 26 was that the same spider you saw it was the same one are you sure yeah greg is greg the spider yeah that was the only spider that's down there

Speaker 18 he looked the same as brown recluse you got to start tagging him killed it like like sharks there's no shark guy there's no need did anyone like reach out to you and say that if you see one brown recluse there's a good chance that you see a lot of brown recluses nope because i saw people saying that nope did not hear from anybody regarding the the amount the estimation.

Speaker 18 Nobody's doing a census of brown recluses in my life.

Speaker 38 Solo traveler.

Speaker 18 I think I left the door open one day.

Speaker 15 A single brown recluse

Speaker 34 would have been better than a single hornet.

Speaker 18 They're called brown recluses. They're shy.
They don't like that.

Speaker 82 They're more scared of you than you are of them.

Speaker 19 Fact. I love that.

Speaker 83 Whenever any animal that could maul you to death.

Speaker 66 Yeah.

Speaker 33 Well, actually, they're more scared of you than them.

Speaker 41 Well, I still don't want to fucking swim with a hippopotamus.

Speaker 18 Yeah, but I'm sure that was the only one.

Speaker 77 Hippos aren't scared of you.

Speaker 106 No. No, I'm pretty sure they are.

Speaker 45 No. No, no.
I think

Speaker 61 hippos are the one

Speaker 18 exact one that I'm more scared of a hippopotamus than it is of me. That's confirmed.

Speaker 122 But I'm more scared of every animal than they are of me.

Speaker 21 Like when people say, like, oh, yeah, you're the black bear is more scared of you than you are of them.

Speaker 37 No, that's not true.

Speaker 18 That one might be true.

Speaker 132 No, but I'm saying, if I saw a black bear, I'd be very scared.

Speaker 67 But they're kind of bitches.

Speaker 1 Do you think they would be as scared as I would?

Speaker 29 I would be very scared.

Speaker 18 I think so.

Speaker 61 I don't know.

Speaker 12 I think that's one of those situations.

Speaker 18 If you saw any type of deadly animal, like a shark, they say that with sharks yeah that's that's not true which is not true that's not true about sharks like people just assume my my scared level it's higher although i would fuck all these animals up what am i saying i think i'm stop bringing up brown recluse spider bites please i know what i got bit by a brown recluse back in like oh

Speaker 80 yeah

Speaker 2 if it was a bad pull by me they're there they're uh

Speaker 29 They're gen, they're not generally scared of humans.

Speaker 70 In fact, they're known to be highly aggressive and territorial.

Speaker 55 Bad pull.

Speaker 138 Yeah.

Speaker 55 Bad pull.

Speaker 18 I think any other kind of bear, polar bear, they're not scared at all.

Speaker 16 But again, I would be so scared.

Speaker 34 Like, even if they, if you said, like, oh, they're not, they're more scared of you than you are.

Speaker 123 No, I'm, I think it, I think, hippos, I would be more scared of them than they are of me.

Speaker 80 Yeah. Wait, how did I say that?

Speaker 61 We're agreeing.

Speaker 17 Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 18 Hippos, polar bears, same thing.

Speaker 38 They will fuck you up.

Speaker 18 Moose.

Speaker 29 Yeah, except they can't swim.

Speaker 77 Is that true? Yes.

Speaker 33 Now I'm back on the bottom.

Speaker 39 I don't know. They can run in the water.

Speaker 55 They can run on the bottom.

Speaker 18 Do you guys know hip facts?

Speaker 53 They're so scary.

Speaker 132 They run on the bottom. They float.

Speaker 35 They can't swim.

Speaker 9 They're not swimming when they're going fast. They're running on the bottom of the water.

Speaker 18 Floating is

Speaker 54 floating. But

Speaker 54 they're not actively.

Speaker 9 I'm pretty sure they run on the water.

Speaker 65 I could be just so bad about all my hippo facts.

Speaker 33 I'm pretty sure they run on the bottom of the water.

Speaker 57 Oh, they said hippo facts.

Speaker 18 Am I right? They swim

Speaker 18 the way that most animals do. They're too dense and cannot float.

Speaker 61 There we go. They don't even float.

Speaker 55 They walk or run along the bottom of the...

Speaker 40 All right, I'm back.

Speaker 9 one and I'm one for two in hippo facts.

Speaker 18 Damn, so Fiona can't swim? No.

Speaker 26 They just kind of like bounce

Speaker 108 on the ground on the bottom.

Speaker 18 Are you more scared of Fiona than she is of you?

Speaker 108 No, Fiona's.

Speaker 121 I'm not scared of Fiona. Fiona's darling.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 51 All right, I feel back.

Speaker 70 I got a rubber match coming up with HippoFact.

Speaker 25 And I don't know where I'm going to go with it.

Speaker 77 Pablo Escobar had hippos.

Speaker 18 How strong is their jaw?

Speaker 18 What that mouth do?

Speaker 127 Extra strong.

Speaker 93 One and a half tons of force. That's extra strong.

Speaker 48 That's a lot. So there we go.
I'm on the rubber.

Speaker 99 How fast can they run?

Speaker 78 Up to 25 miles an hour.

Speaker 18 30. 20.

Speaker 61 Oh, okay. Slow.

Speaker 15 I feel like I've won this

Speaker 14 against myself.

Speaker 22 That was your cool throne.

Speaker 70 That was my cool throne.

Speaker 53 Basically spider-free. All right.

Speaker 18 My hot seat is

Speaker 12 reporters of the New England Patriots because Raybull is back and

Speaker 24 it's no longer the Jared Mayo.

Speaker 12 Did you guys see this clip of Vrabel?

Speaker 30 Can you pull it up, Max? I sent it to you. I DM'd it to you.

Speaker 26 He's a boss. He's just going to be a boss.

Speaker 12 That's the first, yeah, the bottom one.

Speaker 33 Bottom one, bot.

Speaker 49 Nope, that's Titans.

Speaker 26 Vrabel.

Speaker 51 There you go.

Speaker 12 This is Vrabel talking to reporters today.

Speaker 12 Support cards offseason.

Speaker 139 Just now the guys are back.

Speaker 140 I know there's 90 of them, but generally speaking.

Speaker 141 91.

Speaker 140 91, excuse me, International Pathway.

Speaker 140 How'd they do?

Speaker 140 How do you you feel about how the pass came back

Speaker 142 I mean whether you were

Speaker 141 in a coma when I answered Tom's question

Speaker 141 or typing on your phone or tweeting I don't know but I spent five minutes answering that question

Speaker 141 and I can go back through it

Speaker 143 but I'd rather not

Speaker 18 it's that's a tone sales that's a tone that's a man that has teenage sons at home yeah he's had that same conversation typing on your phone or tweeting that's where it hurts yeah also can we just take a second to acknowledge what a great question it was, though?

Speaker 47 Yeah.

Speaker 18 Like the guys that are here,

Speaker 18 how do they all look? How do they look? That's a great question. Yeah.

Speaker 54 You want to know? Yeah.

Speaker 9 And then my cool throne is

Speaker 12 31 teams in the NFL because the Titans have kind of said they're probably not going to win the Super Bowl this year. This also happened today at the press conference.

Speaker 102 I think it was to their GM and coach, if you want to pull that one up, Max, when they asked him if they could win the Super Bowl this year.

Speaker 18 I mean, that's fucked up.

Speaker 144 Simple question. The team you put on the field tomorrow, can that team win the Super Bowl?

Speaker 102 Listen, we have, yeah, that's always the goal every year.

Speaker 80 I also realize we have a lot of work to do.

Speaker 105 That one stunned them.

Speaker 21 That one stunned them.

Speaker 22 They just were like, you could even see, that's not Callahan.

Speaker 2 So who's the, it must be their front office.

Speaker 25 Just kind of like, he like giggled at it.

Speaker 18 Yeah, that's a, that's a mean question.

Speaker 40 It is a mean question because

Speaker 18 he knows he's got two stories and he's deciding which button to press. If you answer it, like, we have a lot of work to do, then your story is Titans don't plan on being competitive.
Right.

Speaker 18 If they say yes, then you say Titans are delusional.

Speaker 96 Right, right.

Speaker 18 So unfair question. That's a tough one.

Speaker 12 Oh, by the way, Jamal Adams is signing with the Raiders.

Speaker 103 Blitz Boy.

Speaker 18 Still around.

Speaker 88 Yeah.

Speaker 18 He's going to look awesome in a Ravens uniform, and somehow it's going to work out.

Speaker 21 Shout out to Honey Badger retiring today.

Speaker 122 Jimmy Graham also retiring today.

Speaker 18 Phillip Rivers retired yesterday.

Speaker 84 That was crazy.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 29 How is he not already retired?

Speaker 107 I don't know.

Speaker 18 He's been, hasn't he been coaching football for

Speaker 18 two years?

Speaker 29 So we just had a rash of retirements, some legends of the game.

Speaker 30 It did make me miss Philip Rivers.

Speaker 25 I watched that video.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 20 It also missed me, missed, made me miss having the Chargers in San Diego.

Speaker 30 They should never have left. That sucked.

Speaker 29 Agreed.

Speaker 16 It just, there was something about it.

Speaker 30 It's like they were just felt unique.

Speaker 18 They should have taken the stadium for the Rams and the Chargers and built it halfway between and Temecula.

Speaker 105 Yeah.

Speaker 18 That would have made everybody happy.

Speaker 69 Long Beach.

Speaker 48 Don't know if that's right.

Speaker 70 Is that right? Ish? Kind of. Okay.
No, why are you shaking your head, Max?

Speaker 62 Long Beach is definitely closer to LA than San Diego.

Speaker 114 Yeah, but it's kind of halfway in the middle.

Speaker 92 San Diego and LA are close, though.

Speaker 15 Yeah, San Diego and LA are very close.

Speaker 12 You want to fact-check me?

Speaker 63 You could rollerblade that.

Speaker 80 Yeah, easily.

Speaker 23 Give it to me, Max.

Speaker 81 You just searched California map.

Speaker 88 No, I am very close to the map.

Speaker 1 Okay, okay, but also it's on the way.

Speaker 13 It's on the way.

Speaker 35 Where's Temecula? Yeah, zoom in.

Speaker 18 Temecula is pretty close to halfway, I think.

Speaker 66 Temecula also

Speaker 75 right in the middle of LA.

Speaker 82 No, you'd want to go.

Speaker 54 Traffic.

Speaker 37 Traffic.

Speaker 1 What? You didn't think about traffic.

Speaker 92 What's about traffic?

Speaker 62 Long Beach is like in LA.

Speaker 70 It'sh.

Speaker 20 What's that town with the D right there in the middle? That's where they need to build it.

Speaker 62 What about Oceanside? That's how it looks like.

Speaker 68 That's Oceanside. Okay.

Speaker 84 Yeah, there it is.

Speaker 96 That's a good spot.

Speaker 68 That's a perfect spot.

Speaker 25 We're learning new stuff.

Speaker 80 Building a campaign. Long A lot of stuff.

Speaker 89 There's a whole lot of new stuff.

Speaker 65 Carl's back here.

Speaker 118 Yeah, I think that's mountains. Wow.

Speaker 65 That'd be cool, though.

Speaker 135 Like a stadium on a mountain. Yeah.

Speaker 132 All right, Zach, hot seat cool throne.

Speaker 67 Yes, sir. I do have a quick Hot Sea Cool Throne for you.
So my hot seat today is going to be Stable Ronaldo. He's a Twitch streamer, also part of the Face Clan.

Speaker 110 Yeah.

Speaker 67 So he has locked himself in a padded room, like a white padded room. Doesn't know what time it is until he completes Elden Ring the video game.
Are you guys familiar with Elden Ring the video game?

Speaker 5 I am not. I am.

Speaker 1 I recognize the name.

Speaker 83 I've never played it or watched it.

Speaker 67 Okay, so Elden Ring is an open-world RPG game.

Speaker 67 There's a couple different builds you can pick from, different weapons you equip, and you go out and you have to defeat these bosses, right, to get to the endgame.

Speaker 67 It took him like roughly seven hours and 165 attempts to defeat the first boss, Morgat.

Speaker 67 And since he is in this padded room, I've got him in the hot seat because I'm a little worried he's going to go insane.

Speaker 18 He's in isolation except for the game. Yes.

Speaker 18 Does he have like food?

Speaker 67 Food. There's a bathroom in there.
He also doesn't know what time it is, and he lost track of time super early on, like hour two or three.

Speaker 67 So if he continues this track of like eight hours per boss,

Speaker 67 there's 13 mandatory bosses to beat the game, but Morgan's one of the easiest bosses. So 165 attempts on the first boss.

Speaker 32 He's setting a pace for maybe insanity.

Speaker 18 Yeah, so what's the math on that? You said 13 bosses?

Speaker 67 13 mandatory ones.

Speaker 18 13 mandatory bosses.

Speaker 18 He's going to be in there for like a week.

Speaker 67 Hopefully not, but it could be a week. Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 28 It could be longer.

Speaker 18 Yeah, he might go insane. There's a chance.
It's a good idea, though.

Speaker 62 Is this different than Skyrim?

Speaker 121 Yeah. Yes.
What's that?

Speaker 62 Isn't that like Elder Ring?

Speaker 95 It's similar.

Speaker 99 Skyrim was.

Speaker 60 Put some Skyrim.

Speaker 62 Yeah, no, that's what I thought.

Speaker 100 Oh, Elder Scrolls.

Speaker 72 Sorry, sorry. That was a stupid question.

Speaker 98 I apologize, Zach.

Speaker 67 Oh, no worries, Max.

Speaker 127 All right.

Speaker 67 That's why I got in the hot seat. I do have a cool throne as well.

Speaker 67 My cool throne goes to the creators of South Park because they struck a deal with Paramount for $1.5 billion over the next five years.

Speaker 28 Good for them. You guys into South Park?

Speaker 67 Yeah.

Speaker 18 Trey and Matt? That's right. Legends of the game.
Yes. I actually think somebody tweeted basketball at me for best bad movie.
I would agree. That's a very funny movie.

Speaker 73 Good movie, though?

Speaker 70 Yeah, good movie. I liked it.
Fair.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 67 So they got fucking paid, huh? Five years. They got to do 10 new episodes a year, and then streaming rights to Paramount.

Speaker 18 That's nothing. That's so easy.

Speaker 28 I think it's awesome. 1.5? Insane payout.

Speaker 18 Good for them.

Speaker 92 Super cool thrown there.

Speaker 18 That's still very funny. We got to sell

Speaker 90 our Bitcoin.

Speaker 60 Our podcast, though.

Speaker 93 We need like.

Speaker 22 Yeah.

Speaker 80 That's a good idea.

Speaker 93 Well, no, like, we need, what do you call them?

Speaker 18 Residuals.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 18 So we air the pod, like, old podcast reruns.

Speaker 77 Yeah.

Speaker 18 And we get paid off those.

Speaker 99 Like, they're getting paid for not really new episodes, just having their old episodes on Paramount.

Speaker 18 Yeah, that's a good idea, Hank.

Speaker 18 Like, if you want to, yeah, Spotify, you want to go back and listen to them. I actually think we still might kind of, in a roundabout way, get paid off that.

Speaker 18 Yeah, we should. Because they total up all the listens that we've had after like a certain amount of time.

Speaker 106 Yeah.

Speaker 18 But yeah, reruns of the podcast game. That's a game changer.
We got it.

Speaker 20 Maybe reruns of the podcast game with

Speaker 41 our commentary on top.

Speaker 36 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Or what if we did like a like a

Speaker 41 basically like took all of our like stories and put it into like something and people could read it?

Speaker 98 Nah. And that probably would never work.

Speaker 62 What if we did a summer vacation and we just did reruns while we were on vacation?

Speaker 25 Yeah, I bet you would like that.

Speaker 22 You should do that.

Speaker 70 Yeah, Hank would love that.

Speaker 17 Hank would just be like, no, don't worry.

Speaker 55 The numbers are fine.

Speaker 20 People like listening to March Madness 2019 in the middle of August.

Speaker 59 But think about how happy they would be when football is back, and so are we.

Speaker 18 That's true.

Speaker 81 Yeah, but we're part of people's everyday lives.

Speaker 90 But summer, people want to take, it gives them time to take off, too.

Speaker 122 We're thinking about them.

Speaker 62 No, I think that you could go back and think of the best episode ever.

Speaker 62 And a lot of listeners never listen to that episode.

Speaker 66 Yeah, okay.

Speaker 58 Then, and then what about the other 30 episode days in the summer?

Speaker 18 Go back to the vault.

Speaker 80 Yeah, there's a big vault.

Speaker 65 Open the vault up.

Speaker 18 You're not thinking about the vault.

Speaker 70 I think we're doing just fine.

Speaker 145 What if you just re-record every podcast episode like Taylor Swift did?

Speaker 2 Yes, that's Madder Ghostwriter.

Speaker 65 There you go.

Speaker 70 That's a good idea, Matt. Share this one.

Speaker 48 Every single one. I like that.

Speaker 18 That's not a bad idea.

Speaker 40 I like that.

Speaker 2 Especially the one where we talked about Taylor Swift.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 18 Then we get all the money.

Speaker 98 Yeah.

Speaker 61 Okay.

Speaker 69 Let's do our Mountain Rushmore.

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Speaker 75 Okay, Mount Rushmore time.

Speaker 124 Mount Rushmore of basic girl Instagram captions.

Speaker 121 Yep.

Speaker 20 Hank has been wanting to do this Mount Rushmore

Speaker 124 for years?

Speaker 18 A long time. Years.

Speaker 91 Love throwing it out.

Speaker 112 It was kind of like a running, like internal, maybe just an inside joke with myself where people will in the group text throw out, you know, we need Mount Rushmore suggestions, and I would say this, and then it would just get ignored.

Speaker 111 Yeah, it's been something else with you.

Speaker 82 You didn't feel seen?

Speaker 59 No, it was more just like, how many times will I say this before someone at least acknowledges that just no or say no.

Speaker 77 It's been a passion project for you.

Speaker 18 It's been something that you've been very, very interested in for a long time. And as I realized he reads Instagram for the captions, he doesn't even look at the pictures, right?

Speaker 87 And then as I realized I was making this list, I was like, maybe this won't be the best Mount Rushmore, but that's all right.

Speaker 29 Okay, I think it's gonna be good.

Speaker 12 We also should note that you could easily do the Mount Rushmore basic guy Instagram captions, and it would be a lot of our captions of football is back.

Speaker 104 Can't wait for football.

Speaker 66 Maybe we will. Maybe we'll do.
Yeah, I love James.

Speaker 59 Next week, we'll do that's the over worst best movies and basic guy Instagram captions.

Speaker 96 Yeah.

Speaker 20 Someone give me a bet.

Speaker 136 These are all of our captions.

Speaker 123 All right, we ready to go?

Speaker 117 Who's up first?

Speaker 70 We are up first.

Speaker 132 Oh, a lot of pressure.

Speaker 17 Conair.

Speaker 80 Conair.

Speaker 55 Do you want to talk about the Conair pick?

Speaker 18 Conair is a great movie. I agree.
I like Conair a lot.

Speaker 18 It didn't really play well with the rest of the selections that were out there.

Speaker 18 I understand the criticism behind Conair. I got to look in the mirror.
It's a really good movie. I'm going to do the the thing that a coach does when he's just got a shitty, abysmal team.

Speaker 18 It starts with me. I got to take a long look in the mirror.
It starts and it ends with me. I let the whole team.

Speaker 53 And Hank, especially.

Speaker 95 I was going to say,

Speaker 38 you know,

Speaker 59 it doesn't matter whose pick it was and who wanted to choose it.

Speaker 112 I was the one that said it.

Speaker 87 And, you know,

Speaker 112 as the person who was the captain of the day, I needed to, you know, make the right choice, and I didn't.

Speaker 59 Man in the arena.

Speaker 57 Man in the arena.

Speaker 18 So we're in last place now?

Speaker 92 Dead last. I believe that.

Speaker 99 Big Cat and Zach were crying after like two Mount Rushmores.

Speaker 104 No, we were.

Speaker 13 I actually told you.

Speaker 39 We got to regroup. We got to figure it out.

Speaker 111 We can't go.

Speaker 22 We can't get a bad start.

Speaker 59 We can get our first one. Do you still want to do the solo one soon?

Speaker 61 Yeah, we can.

Speaker 2 Zach and I,

Speaker 43 we had a meeting where we were like, we're fumbling this, and

Speaker 20 we got to stay strong, don't break.

Speaker 67 Stay strong, don't break. It's still anybody's game.

Speaker 72 Zach also does this thing where he goes around and just asks everybody what they're thinking.

Speaker 32 He's like, oh, I'm so likable.

Speaker 80 What's your pick?

Speaker 46 Oh, wow.

Speaker 39 Means.

Speaker 39 Listen,

Speaker 1 I didn't know when Memes was going to turn on Zach, but it's happening

Speaker 148 with other people in the office?

Speaker 67 No, no, I just outwardly just bounce things off. I just hear ideas.
I don't take any of them down. I would like to note if we're just airing things out.

Speaker 67 Pax and Memes were in the kitchen for the movies draft with two of our very notable known movie guys.

Speaker 77 Who's that?

Speaker 32 Just two dudes I know that know movies a lot.

Speaker 67 Not sure who they were, but I just heard them know a lot of movies.

Speaker 61 Who?

Speaker 59 Two dudes that you know that know movies.

Speaker 32 Shane and Jack.

Speaker 95 Two certified movie guys. Yeah, I'm not.
That doesn't count.

Speaker 37 Well, they are certified bad movie guys.

Speaker 39 Just glad we're all here to rush more.

Speaker 1 So, memes, you've turned on Zach.

Speaker 23 No, no, no.

Speaker 32 I think he's just playing like the, oh, I don't know anything.

Speaker 70 Oh, yeah, he's

Speaker 82 off.

Speaker 61 He's turned on Zach.

Speaker 1 Memes turns on everyone, Zach.

Speaker 2 Don't worry.

Speaker 136 He hates all of our guns.

Speaker 18 It sounds like Zach is also kind of turned on Max.

Speaker 62 I didn't say a thing.

Speaker 45 No, I didn't think Max said anything either.

Speaker 61 Booth in crisis? Why is it still?

Speaker 62 I mean, PFT just made that up out of nowhere.

Speaker 18 Zach's like you guys were getting tips.

Speaker 62 That, I mean.

Speaker 2 Can I tell, can I maybe bring a story that will bring us back together?

Speaker 12 When Zach and I were meeting to do this Mount Rushmore, we were looking,

Speaker 29 doing some research on Instagram, and

Speaker 20 then I just hear Zach say, oops.

Speaker 22 And I said, what happened?

Speaker 2 He said, I just liked a picture from 2022.

Speaker 21 And I was like, well, you got to keep that like.

Speaker 66 Who was it, Zach?

Speaker 28 It was a hot chick. It It was a bad look.
Yeah.

Speaker 93 Unfortunately, was it like someone, a hot chick you know, or like a hot chick with a bunch of followers?

Speaker 60 That's the issue. Hot chick, I know.

Speaker 59 Oh, like an attractive woman that I know. That's so much worse because she'll see it.

Speaker 60 It's just like a celebrity.

Speaker 99 Who cares?

Speaker 87 That's tough.

Speaker 85 Tough start to the day.

Speaker 86 But maybe, I mean, you know, now you're now you're rising star.

Speaker 93 Maybe that's like the spark she needs.

Speaker 110 Yeah.

Speaker 40 Yeah.

Speaker 10 That was, I mean, she, yeah, she comes back to her Instagram.

Speaker 13 She's like, ooh, Zach. I do like how.

Speaker 20 Oh, and he's also like, he's known now, and now

Speaker 20 he's he's revisiting 2022.

Speaker 18 She thought she missed her chance with you.

Speaker 2 Zach, I have one very important question for you.

Speaker 77 Yes, sir.

Speaker 24 This person that you liked their Instagram from 2022.

Speaker 37 How old is this person?

Speaker 25 26. Okay.

Speaker 22 Because that could have gotten dangerous.

Speaker 44 What do you mean?

Speaker 5 If the person was 21 and he liked a picture from 2022.

Speaker 22 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 111 That's outlandish. Yeah.

Speaker 80 That could have been a bad situation.

Speaker 53 26-year-old. That's a fair point.

Speaker 59 Confirmed.

Speaker 67 I can get a birth date if we need to do that. Exactly.

Speaker 92 I trust you.

Speaker 25 Like to see the certificate.

Speaker 18 It is funny that you can trace every beef on Pard of My Take has its genesis somewhere in Mount Rushmore season.

Speaker 64 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 65 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 29 The death of this podcast will happen during Mount Rushmore season.

Speaker 117 That is a fact.

Speaker 9 Either that or, well, actually, no, because if Yellowch wins a home run derby, it will be during Mount Rushmore season.

Speaker 5 We should get the. What's the, what's it, doomsday clock?

Speaker 2 We need a doomsday clock for part of my take.

Speaker 23 We just need like a does it get closer?

Speaker 39 Right now, we're at like a.

Speaker 93 a we need a clock. We need a clock center.

Speaker 18 Yeah, we do need a clock center. So number of hours until football starts.

Speaker 12 The Ryan Rasillo clock.

Speaker 18 The Ryan Rosillo clock. We're going to need the doomsday clock, which is set back to like 11.15 right now.
We're nowhere close to middle.

Speaker 68 No, we're in a good spot. Yeah.

Speaker 22 Except for memes.

Speaker 12 Or maybe there's just a clock of last time memes thought about murdering someone on this show, and it's just always at zero days.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 37 That works.

Speaker 61 Okay, let's do the Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 57 Good preamble, guys.

Speaker 53 All right, first pick. Teams hate Zach.

Speaker 18 First pick.

Speaker 14 No, no, I like him.

Speaker 32 You guys just did the, oh, we stink at this, and then just rattled off three.

Speaker 72 Yeah,

Speaker 20 we had a come to Jesus moment where we got strong.

Speaker 61 Didn't break.

Speaker 94 All right, 1-1.

Speaker 32 I did a thing.

Speaker 105 Yeah.

Speaker 70 Okay.

Speaker 14 Had it on our list. Could fit on our list.

Speaker 23 That can mean so many different things. Yep.

Speaker 75 Yep.

Speaker 62 The engagement ring is obviously the big one, but then, you know, the first house, people buy a house, buy a new car. It's always I did a thing.

Speaker 98 A baby.

Speaker 62 A baby. Do they do it for a baby?

Speaker 82 I don't think they do it for a baby.

Speaker 98 No, they do. I've seen it.

Speaker 4 Did they do it for a baby?

Speaker 66 Sure. Yeah, I did a thing.

Speaker 59 That's why I did a thing as a hilariously broad basic thing.

Speaker 61 I did a thing as crap.

Speaker 1 I think it's funnier if the guy does it.

Speaker 40 I did a cut. Like when they do

Speaker 70 get their hair cut.

Speaker 80 Yeah.

Speaker 62 Get a new haircut. I did a thing.

Speaker 87 Get a tattoo. Yep.

Speaker 101 Yep. Tattoo also plays.

Speaker 78 Yep.

Speaker 47 All right. Good.

Speaker 62 Hey, great pick, memes.

Speaker 95 Good pick. Good one, one.

Speaker 86 We got our 1-1, PFT.

Speaker 77 Is this us? Yeah. Right?

Speaker 77 Yeah.

Speaker 18 My heart is full.

Speaker 38 Just heart is full. Heart is full.

Speaker 18 Heart is full.

Speaker 18 Could be anything.

Speaker 64 Okay.

Speaker 61 Could just be a baby.

Speaker 92 My heart is full. Picture of their list.
It was on our list.

Speaker 93 Yep. Yep.

Speaker 59 Just a picture of the beach.

Speaker 18 Picture of a drink.

Speaker 92 A thirst trap. Yep.

Speaker 41 Good one.

Speaker 48 Good one. Had it on there.

Speaker 61 Exactly.

Speaker 50 Three and seven.

Speaker 67 I think three and seven are great picks.

Speaker 12 Yeah, they kind of go together, too.

Speaker 9 All right, so our first pick's going to be in my blank era.

Speaker 12 So any era where they've just decided they're in a new era.

Speaker 30 It could be like a fashion choice, a city, whatever.

Speaker 117 They're just in their era.

Speaker 93 What era are you currently in?

Speaker 34 In my tired era, I would say.

Speaker 12 Which is always tired.

Speaker 108 I think that's probably right.

Speaker 42 You're in your golf era.

Speaker 18 I'm in my golf era for sure. You're in your golf era.

Speaker 95 I'm in my work era.

Speaker 61 What?

Speaker 18 I think I'm in my summer era.

Speaker 59 I'm in my children era.

Speaker 73 Yeah.

Speaker 61 What?

Speaker 25 Oh, because of golf.

Speaker 22 Memes, what era are you in?

Speaker 25 In my I Hate Zach era?

Speaker 62 No, I love Zach. Yeah, memes' eras are just different people that he hates in this show.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 80 Okay.

Speaker 13 That is a good thing because I have Chase Outley's coming up and you'll hear that, too. Yeah, you will.

Speaker 122 And then

Speaker 48 any Taylor Swift lyric is our next pick.

Speaker 14 Just any Taylor Swift lyric.

Speaker 121 They just throw it on there.

Speaker 18 Look what you made me do.

Speaker 12 Yeah, just literally any Taylor Swift lyric.

Speaker 20 And that can fit to any mood, anything they're doing at any time.

Speaker 18 Shade never made anyone less gay.

Speaker 122 You didn't like that pick, Hank?

Speaker 89 That was a good pick.

Speaker 64 Oh, okay. What?

Speaker 82 I didn't say anything. You did a lot.
You went like this.

Speaker 63 Sometimes I just hope Max starts fighting.

Speaker 87 I'm not going.

Speaker 99 I'm not going to. Well, no, it's interesting.

Speaker 111 Pigette is broad.

Speaker 18 It's broad. Pigat's definitely the biggest Taylor Swift fan on this podcast.
Easily. Documented.
Easily. And to go back to back.

Speaker 129 Bonafide Swifty.

Speaker 18 Double dipping.

Speaker 44 Bonafide Swifty.

Speaker 113 It's broad, but that's fine. All right.

Speaker 93 I didn't object. Okay.

Speaker 18 They're called women, Hank.

Speaker 107 Is that us again? It's you. Okay.

Speaker 78 Or, yeah.

Speaker 18 Yeah, well, yeah, that's pretty much Hank. Like, Hank, Hank.

Speaker 13 This is Hanks.

Speaker 75 Yeah, this is Hank.

Speaker 13 This is Mount Rushmore's.

Speaker 13 Listen, I hate it.

Speaker 80 We guys fucking do this every fucking time.

Speaker 148 No one ever has suggestions from Mount Rushmores.

Speaker 92 No one. We need Mount Rushmores.

Speaker 63 I throw out a suggestion.

Speaker 1 Then we choose it.

Speaker 13 And you're like, this is Hanks.

Speaker 17 Hank, Hank, Hank.

Speaker 39 I just

Speaker 39 turn.

Speaker 63 Maybe someone else should suggest a Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 148 Maybe then it won't be me. You guys don't do anything.

Speaker 32 All I did was say it was your turn.

Speaker 80 We don't do anything.

Speaker 9 Do we want Hank to work or do we not want Hank to work?

Speaker 18 We need to make up our mind.

Speaker 1 We just got accused of not doing anything.

Speaker 18 All right, so we're going to go.

Speaker 132 Actually.

Speaker 1 I'm in my not doing anything era.

Speaker 18 Hank, this one is mine. This was my contribution to the list.
Yeah, but

Speaker 91 it's his mount rush it's his mount rush more it's everything is ours pft i didn't say you picked conair i said i picked

Speaker 91 but that you i said what do you want one one you said con air i want a kangaroo jack that doesn't matter though i picked

Speaker 61 i did

Speaker 18 all right our second pick is felt cute might delete later yep yep never gets deleted yep 0% deletion rate on a might delete always always

Speaker 70 good pick thanks good pick pick, PFT.

Speaker 62 I feel like that's more of like a cliche of a caption than like an actual caption.

Speaker 18 No, it's an actual caption. Is it

Speaker 87 how does something become a cliche?

Speaker 60 Good question.

Speaker 101 But like they're mocking it. Yeah.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 1 They're not actually captioning it that they're now mocking

Speaker 75 people used to.

Speaker 62 There's another one that I also have in that vein that I'm not, that I'll say for honorable mention.

Speaker 18 That would be on the Mount Rushmore. It's a Mount Rushmore.
Is George Washington still alive, Max? Is Thomas Jefferson still alive? It's a cliche of almost Abraham Lincoln still alive? No.

Speaker 18 in George Washington.

Speaker 62 Yeah, I just feel like it's more of a meme than it is, than it is.

Speaker 92 Like, no girls will do that in this, in this day and age, in this era.

Speaker 45 You're wrong.

Speaker 62 Unless it's like an actually, like, a disgusting picture and they're like, felt cute, might delete later as a joke.

Speaker 101 But it's like I think it's a good idea. It was basically like that.

Speaker 59 I feel like someone spent more time thinking about this than I have.

Speaker 88 Well, no, you've

Speaker 61 also found not running.

Speaker 39 Also, Max.

Speaker 80 Well, no, you you guys are giving me Chevetto's captioning.

Speaker 122 But Max, I like Max's, Max's, Max's breaking it down nicely.

Speaker 59 Yeah, it's like, it's a good, it's a good topic.

Speaker 84 Yeah, yeah, no,

Speaker 61 I'm adding.

Speaker 13 It's a great topic, Hammond.

Speaker 62 I'm adding to the rush board.

Speaker 10 But no one's thought about this as much as you.

Speaker 102 You've been thinking about it for years.

Speaker 38 I've always thought this would be a good Mountain Rush board.

Speaker 62 Okay, I'm going to go with our next one, Mentally. I am here.

Speaker 17 Ooh,

Speaker 40 like that.

Speaker 62 That's just like, if it's not summer, it's just like an excuse for girls to post

Speaker 62 bikini pictures because it's like, I really wish that I was in the Caribbean in December.

Speaker 65 So here's the bikini picture. Yep.

Speaker 62 And, yep. And the next one we were going to do is Life Lately.
And that's

Speaker 62 that's just a dump of whatever they're doing at the moment.

Speaker 80 Yep.

Speaker 25 Yep.

Speaker 53 All right. Good picks.

Speaker 21 This is, we're back to Hank again, right?

Speaker 65 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 93 See the one I have highlighted one.

Speaker 12 You guys have a live juke.

Speaker 18 I don't see the one you have highlighted.

Speaker 125 Do you need a timeout?

Speaker 59 No, I mean, it's PFT's.

Speaker 18 You want to tell me where on the list of this, Hank?

Speaker 80 Show me where.

Speaker 18 Just rip it. This is going to involve some counting.

Speaker 61 Hank, rip it.

Speaker 93 No, it's PFT's ball.

Speaker 18 Which rip it. Hank, which one are you highlighting?

Speaker 38 12.

Speaker 38 Oh, God.

Speaker 135 He's counting.

Speaker 18 This is Mike Princessa. The one that starts with the letter B? Yeah.

Speaker 13 That one doesn't even really work, though.

Speaker 70 You don't know what it is? I don't know.

Speaker 80 Take me a second.

Speaker 61 Ripping.

Speaker 80 Dude, you looked at me. Do it.

Speaker 18 You know what I felt like right there? It's like when Max was at the Eagles game and somebody said, oh, shit, they score here. I just, I'm ahead on my phone.
Yeah.

Speaker 80 You believe it for a second.

Speaker 59 What else do you think?

Speaker 59 Okay.

Speaker 61 Trust yourself.

Speaker 18 On the bottom list, Hank, I like number four.

Speaker 146 Trust yourself.

Speaker 18 I like number three.

Speaker 20 You guys got to trust yourself.

Speaker 18 Okay, we're going to trust yourself.

Speaker 61 I'm like, all right, yeah. Let's go for it.

Speaker 48 I'm going to go with Hank.

Speaker 80 All right, do it.

Speaker 18 Booked and busy.

Speaker 61 Ooh.

Speaker 18 Booked and busy. Okay.

Speaker 18 That's also just. I know what that means, but Hank, why don't you explain what that means?

Speaker 59 That's just like if they're on vacation.

Speaker 60 All these are basically just like ways for girls to post like thirst traps or bikini pictures.

Speaker 86 And it'll be this girl on a beach

Speaker 112 and just say booked and busy. Yeah.

Speaker 87 But she's just on vacation. Yep.

Speaker 80 All right.

Speaker 9 Zach, I feel strong about our last.

Speaker 54 Stay strong, don't break.

Speaker 124 I think we go pretty easy four and nine.

Speaker 92 I like four and nine.

Speaker 1 Do you like those two?

Speaker 67 Do you like nine over 11?

Speaker 52 Hmm.

Speaker 22 Yeah, I don't really. Yeah.

Speaker 66 Okay, we'll go nine and nine.

Speaker 1 All right, so similar to the vacation one,

Speaker 12 they'll just do like a picture at a beach or something and say never leaving this place.

Speaker 10 When you're on vacation, you literally are going to leave this place.

Speaker 62 How does that look on a

Speaker 62 how do you want that to be described on a graphic?

Speaker 34 Never leaving this place.

Speaker 70 Never leave this place. Okay.

Speaker 65 Yeah.

Speaker 130 Yeah.

Speaker 14 I guess we could do parentheses vacation.

Speaker 57 No.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Never leaving this place.

Speaker 40 Never leaving this place.

Speaker 48 And then an old classic

Speaker 12 one that I think is still around About Last Night. And it's just a bunch of pictures of like an awesome party or something.

Speaker 25 And it's just like, this is the coolest night ever about last night.

Speaker 66 That place.

Speaker 36 They usually have like dot dot after it.

Speaker 18 Not even three dots, just dot dot. Yeah.

Speaker 18 hank and i are we're in a fight right now

Speaker 39 hey it's your ball i feel strong i feel like we stayed strong i feel good about this one yep hank feels very strongly about his

Speaker 18 i'm gonna go with what hank said

Speaker 18 xo xo

Speaker 28 xo

Speaker 66 xo xo yeah no that that that that

Speaker 62 hugs and kisses that's just like when you don't want you don't have anything to put it for a caption caption.

Speaker 79 Yep.

Speaker 60 Again, it's just like they have a hot picture themselves.

Speaker 62 They don't actually care what the caption is. They just want to post a hot picture.

Speaker 104 Correct.

Speaker 18 Okay, last pick. Should I say it?

Speaker 13 Good picking.

Speaker 62 Okay, so last one we did mentally I'm here. So that's when you're outside of vacation hours.
When you're inside of vacation hours, just out of office.

Speaker 61 Ooh, out of office.

Speaker 62 And it just shows you

Speaker 62 on your nice vacation. Yep.

Speaker 23 How do you want that to look on the graphic?

Speaker 88 Out of office. Okay.
Great.

Speaker 50 Did no one pick Living My Best Life or was that an early pick?

Speaker 42 No one picked that.

Speaker 30 That's a big one.

Speaker 62 But I also think that's in the cliche.

Speaker 62 So the one that I was thinking of

Speaker 62 as also in cliche is like hot dogs are legs. Yeah.
Like it's not it has become so much of a joke that it's not actually a basic girl Instagram caption.

Speaker 12 One that we threw out there based on our research, Zach, liking that picture 2022,

Speaker 50 Would you guys have accepted no caption?

Speaker 2 Because I think that's getting hot.

Speaker 13 Yep, we have.

Speaker 18 Oh, well, no, we were going to do

Speaker 62 caption necessary.

Speaker 53 We had that one too. Yeah.

Speaker 2 There also is like the trend of just literally no caption.

Speaker 127 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Power movie. Just posting your hottest pictures with no caption.

Speaker 93 Or just like an emoji, like a flower emoji.

Speaker 95 Sun emoji.

Speaker 22 We also thought about doing just

Speaker 101 an emoji.

Speaker 18 Yeah. The stars one.
Yeah. Like witchy stars.

Speaker 62 Yeah, we had the hand, the hand heart. Yeah.

Speaker 62 That was it.

Speaker 59 Do not disturb.

Speaker 66 Yeah, some of the ones that are. Do not disturb is a good one.

Speaker 50 The city, airplane emoji, city with vacation picks.

Speaker 18 That's more of like a bio.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 18 Like you put that, I'm kind of bi-coastal.

Speaker 10 Or red pin city.

Speaker 92 Yep. Like red pin Ibiza.

Speaker 38 That's it. It's tough to.

Speaker 22 Yeah, because it's got to be the city.

Speaker 84 Although I did,

Speaker 59 I threw out

Speaker 93 just Miami mode. Yeah.

Speaker 95 Every girl goes to Miami at some point.

Speaker 25 Here's another one.

Speaker 90 Euro dump.

Speaker 95 Yeah. Euro dump.

Speaker 78 We had Q2 dump. Dump.
Q2 dump.

Speaker 17 Ah.

Speaker 13 That's a good one.

Speaker 61 Blank.

Speaker 80 Blank.

Speaker 39 That's right. Q2 dump.

Speaker 18 That's Big Cat interviewing Trevor Lawrence.

Speaker 125 I should start posting my Q2 dump.

Speaker 101 My Q2 dumps.

Speaker 101 Q2 dump of just all your shits.

Speaker 32 That you took in the past quarter would be hilarious.

Speaker 18 You do Euro dump, but it's spelled G-Y-R-O.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 22 If I ever go to Ibiza,

Speaker 12 if I ever go to Ibiza, I will do Ibiza dump with the red pin, It will just be my shits.

Speaker 18 The one that I really liked that Hank talked me out of was New Hair, Who This?

Speaker 61 Ooh, Long Hair, Don't Care.

Speaker 18 Long Hair, Don't Care, yeah.

Speaker 62 I think that, again, is in

Speaker 86 my category. I kind of agree.

Speaker 10 What about A Moment for the Dress whenever they get really fancy?

Speaker 34 Yep.

Speaker 62 That's a good one. A Moment for the Dress is a really good one.

Speaker 22 What about Sip Sangria and Repeat?

Speaker 136 Ooh, I like that.

Speaker 62 I don't can't say I've ever seen that one.

Speaker 113 That was real research.

Speaker 77 is a big.

Speaker 92 I have some real research.

Speaker 20 There's a big one for summertime because, like, country concerts.

Speaker 43 So it's just blank girl with a country twist.

Speaker 114 So it's like Chicago girl with a country twist.

Speaker 12 They literally just went and stood in a parking lot at the United Center.

Speaker 18 They got boots, though. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 93 Gang's all here.

Speaker 111 Yeah.

Speaker 18 A theme, you say? Bet. I didn't really understand that one.

Speaker 10 Twin Flame for their best friend?

Speaker 42 Yep.

Speaker 128 Sushi Sunday.

Speaker 104 Sushi.

Speaker 30 Sushi Sundae.

Speaker 135 That's just a thing.

Speaker 67 City Girls on Top.

Speaker 2 City Girls on Top.

Speaker 114 Brad Summers. That's still going on?

Speaker 18 DD. Hot Girl Summers.

Speaker 38 What's D D that was do not disturb.

Speaker 121 Okay.

Speaker 61 Real hot girl shit.

Speaker 18 Real hot girl shit. I like that.

Speaker 87 Booked and busy.

Speaker 30 Booked and busy.

Speaker 70 You picked up. We took booked and busy.

Speaker 18 You specifically asked me to take it. I'm reading our list.

Speaker 62 Booked and busy, I've never seen. I didn't.

Speaker 66 You didn't want to get contentious?

Speaker 62 I didn't want to yell at you because we were kind of in a contentious mode there. That was a terrible pick.

Speaker 18 My happy place.

Speaker 62 My happy place is good.

Speaker 40 Yep.

Speaker 2 Catching flights, not feelings. Did we do that?

Speaker 25 I don't know if that's a cliche one.

Speaker 18 Yeah, Hank just smirked.

Speaker 136 Forever That Girl?

Speaker 61 Yep.

Speaker 2 Chasing Sunsets. Did we do that one?

Speaker 30 I think that's a a thing that girls do.

Speaker 18 I really like Sushi Sunday.

Speaker 116 I think also the Sushi Sunday.

Speaker 2 Well, I think Hank and I might have done some research on the same

Speaker 9 from the same book.

Speaker 87 I mean, search booked and busy on Instagram, Max.

Speaker 99 I'm just skating.

Speaker 85 Basic after basic after basic after basic after basic.

Speaker 62 Listen, you're the expert in this topic.

Speaker 61 No.

Speaker 112 It's just, you know, it's a group topic.

Speaker 18 What about the nights we'll never remember and the friends we won't forget?

Speaker 30 That's kind of like a guy one, I think.

Speaker 18 Is it? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I was trying to think of one, but it doesn't really work.

Speaker 87 Do we add emojis to our captions?

Speaker 60 No.

Speaker 94 No?

Speaker 61 Yeah, too late.

Speaker 18 You would have to. But I want to know what emoji, what are you specifically doing?

Speaker 92 A book. The nails.

Speaker 10 And a B.

Speaker 112 Oh, The Nails Getting Polish.

Speaker 61 Nails stars also.

Speaker 72 Yeah.

Speaker 61 I don't know.

Speaker 1 I was trying to think of

Speaker 9 how to describe this one, but one that I see every now and then is a pregnancy announcement, but it's just

Speaker 61 the dog being like,

Speaker 50 Otis is going to be a big brother.

Speaker 40 That's how they announce it.

Speaker 9 Like, well, he's not a human.

Speaker 80 He's also pissed. Yeah.

Speaker 62 We had Take Me Back, but it seemed, I thought it was too similar to mentally I'm here.

Speaker 88 Yeah.

Speaker 123 Take me back. That's also kind of.

Speaker 62 It's just a girl who was in the winter and wants to post and feels like posting, you know, bikini.

Speaker 18 Some hot pictures.

Speaker 73 Yeah.

Speaker 12 Same time next week or like same time next year.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 24 Yeah. Or in like some awesome place.

Speaker 30 In my element, did we do that one?

Speaker 112 Did you say this is 20-something, PFD?

Speaker 130 I did not.

Speaker 18 This is 20-something.

Speaker 98 Ooh.

Speaker 42 I like that one.

Speaker 130 I like that one. All right.

Speaker 21 I think that was a good Mount Rush one.

Speaker 18 I think Hank is probably the subject matter expert on this. So you guys are a little bit behind Hank.

Speaker 18 You might not be up on behalf of Hank.

Speaker 63 What the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 95 We all have Instagram.

Speaker 18 No, I'm saying, but you obviously know more about it than most of us.

Speaker 53 Why?

Speaker 80 Why are we talking about it? I'm trying to compliment you on how. How

Speaker 80 are you?

Speaker 61 How?

Speaker 112 I don't understand this.

Speaker 18 Booked and busy. It's a good pick.

Speaker 18 You're booked? You're busy.

Speaker 62 You guys are just fighting with each other.

Speaker 88 You're on the same team.

Speaker 13 I'm trying to cast my boy up.

Speaker 111 Who signed you up? I just can't.

Speaker 101 I don't know who signed you.

Speaker 62 I was trying to get Big Cat's attention. I was like, look at them.

Speaker 28 Look at the two of them fighting with each other.

Speaker 80 I'm telling you cast you up.

Speaker 82 I'm paying you a compliment.

Speaker 18 You're slamming the brakes.

Speaker 92 Do you have Instagram?

Speaker 18 I do have Instagram. Do you have Instagram? Yeah.

Speaker 112 You guys have Instagram? Confirm.

Speaker 38 Okay, so yeah, we're equally, we're all equally as qualified. Yeah.

Speaker 61 A subtle sleigh?

Speaker 60 It's a good pick.

Speaker 12 Would you say this was a whole this whole thing was a subtle sleigh?

Speaker 95 Big sleigh. Is it big sleigh?

Speaker 13 I think this is a great Mount Rock.

Speaker 66 This bar was brad as fuck.

Speaker 66 This is a very great Mount Rock.

Speaker 44 I think basic bro Instagrams would work too.

Speaker 66 Yeah. Dude Rock.

Speaker 75 Yeah. Dude Rock.

Speaker 28 Dudes rock is a great one.

Speaker 89 Yeah.

Speaker 73 Yeah.

Speaker 70 Real men of genius for anything a dude does.

Speaker 65 Football guy.

Speaker 9 Oh, a dude's on his lawnmower?

Speaker 92 Dudes rock.

Speaker 22 He's on lawnmower drinking a beer.

Speaker 73 Dudes rock.

Speaker 9 Oh, a guy's drinking

Speaker 12 with his buddies in the backyard.

Speaker 80 Dudes rock. Dude's rock.

Speaker 92 It goes for everything.

Speaker 1 That might just be the Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 75 Dudes Rockboard.

Speaker 92 Whoever gets the first pick just wins.

Speaker 22 The Mount Rushboard.

Speaker 84 Vegas Wasn't Ready.

Speaker 18 The Mount Rushboard of Dudes Rocking Moments. Ooh.

Speaker 61 Good one.

Speaker 18 Like throughout history.

Speaker 62 Wasn't ready is actually a good one.

Speaker 66 The Big T clip of talking about Wasn't Ready is so funny. Yeah.

Speaker 149 X is not ready.

Speaker 149 Vegas is not ready. Yes.
Yes, it is.

Speaker 149 Vegas has seen 19-year-old sorority girls before. They are prepared.
They're absolutely ready. Nashville, definitely ready for your bachelorette party.

Speaker 149 I promise it will be the same when you leave as when you got there.

Speaker 10 Is there a part of you, Hank, though, like

Speaker 9 you've been wanting to do this Mount Rush Rushmore for so long?

Speaker 34 Now that we've done it, it's like over?

Speaker 42 Like, is there a part of you that's going to be like, well, what do I have to look forward to now?

Speaker 86 Yeah, I can retire.

Speaker 40 Yeah.

Speaker 126 Oh.

Speaker 12 Are you announcing your retirement?

Speaker 86 I've been working on getting this done.

Speaker 18 No, I just.

Speaker 38 You guys haven't been doing anything.

Speaker 18 In the future, Hank is going to be thinking, mentally, I'm here. He's going to be at the Mount Rush more of Instagram caption drive.

Speaker 62 Memes is now saying that we should do a Mount Rushmore of Dudes Rock Moments.

Speaker 95 Well, that's what PFT said.

Speaker 98 Yeah, I just started a good idea, Memes.

Speaker 45 Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 65 It's a great setting.

Speaker 61 I started rattling.

Speaker 2 Sounds like you're a little too booked and busy, Max.

Speaker 23 I started rattling off picks.

Speaker 62 Okay, okay. That's on me.

Speaker 80 That's on me. Yep.

Speaker 70 Good Mount Rushmore. Do you feel good, Hank?

Speaker 82 I feel great.

Speaker 92 I feel like that was good.

Speaker 62 I feel like we haven't had one where we got. It was a really good idea.

Speaker 38 I feel like, yeah, I feel like I'm justified

Speaker 93 and trying.

Speaker 99 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 62 that was a good Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 20 Do you think you have another good Mount Rushmore in you, or is it just back to next mini golf?

Speaker 88 Don't

Speaker 80 get him fired up. Don't get him fired up.

Speaker 66 I'll let you pick the next one.

Speaker 18 Zach, what are your thoughts on Hank's draft?

Speaker 66 I think the draft went well.

Speaker 67 I think it was a good topic. Everybody came with captions.

Speaker 18 Good captions, boys. Who do you think, if you were to do the

Speaker 95 Wozniak?

Speaker 18 Steve Korzaki.

Speaker 101 That's his job.

Speaker 18 Who would you say won?

Speaker 67 There's no way to know.

Speaker 70 There is no way to know. No.

Speaker 18 Smart guy.

Speaker 12 He's a really smart guy.

Speaker 64 I feel like things are

Speaker 53 good. Things are great with me and Hank.

Speaker 18 We had a players-only meeting, guys.

Speaker 45 I think Hank's mad at everyone.

Speaker 80 I think he might be mad at me.

Speaker 61 I think he's mad at everyone.

Speaker 39 He's mad at everyone.

Speaker 13 Except for Zach.

Speaker 1 Anyone who has an Instagram, he's mad at.

Speaker 18 Let's get to the chase. Hank is laser-focused on golf this weekend.
He's got a big tournament this weekend.

Speaker 80 You're going to win.

Speaker 94 No, I'm just

Speaker 85 trying to do my job. Yeah.

Speaker 38 And then it's like, oh.

Speaker 48 He's big slaying.

Speaker 1 He's little slaying and big slaying.

Speaker 18 You're doing a great job.

Speaker 88 Okay. Sweetie.

Speaker 75 That was great, Rushmore.

Speaker 2 Let's get to our interview. We got Chase Utley.

Speaker 30 Awesome interview with Chase.

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Speaker 34 Okay, we now welcome on a very, very, very, very special guest.

Speaker 30 He is a World Series champion.

Speaker 102 It is Chase Utley.

Speaker 152 Chase, thank you for coming by.

Speaker 31 First question is

Speaker 34 maybe a stupid question, but I'm going to throw it out there anyway.

Speaker 102 What's cooler winning a World Series or having the nickname the man?

Speaker 150 Because having the nickname the man seems like the coolest thing possible.

Speaker 155 First off, thanks for having me on the show. I'm a beautiful setting here.
um to answer your question i mean you can't go wrong with winning world series obviously harry callis um

Speaker 155 gave me a great nickname that'll kind of follow me forever um but winning a world series team

Speaker 18 team championship it doesn't get any better than that yeah or you're the man you're the only man yeah the the man fair we had a lot of men a lot of men but yes

Speaker 155 five of them yeah who are some of the other men that you played with uh well you had shane victorino on here yeah i imagine he was he was chatting it up quite a bit yeah should actually be a dude.

Speaker 18 I think Shane Victorino.

Speaker 70 Yeah, he's a dude.

Speaker 127 He's a dude.

Speaker 155 Ryan Howard, big dude.

Speaker 157 Man,

Speaker 155 Jimmy Rollins, little dude.

Speaker 155 We had some good Pat Burl, Jason Wirth. Yeah.
There's a lot of amazing players we had.

Speaker 102 Jim Tomey?

Speaker 155 Jim Tomey, early in my career. He was actually my favorite player growing up.

Speaker 157 Really?

Speaker 155 Yeah, so I remember in spring training, they put my locker right next to him, which I was kind of in awe.

Speaker 155 I thought it was pretty amazing, a guy that I emulated as a kid in my childhood and wanted to hit like him. Not quite the same, but I tried and then to share a locker next to him was pretty special.

Speaker 158 Was it how intimidating was it when you got called up and you're like, oh shit, this is,

Speaker 102 he's the strongest guy ever. Yeah.

Speaker 155 Have you met him? No.

Speaker 24 Yeah, but you're right.

Speaker 155 He's huge forearms, huge hands, just extremely strong. But he's like, he's a sweetheart, right? So he welcomes you into

Speaker 155 his family right away. So it eases the tension a little bit.
So I was, yes, in awe, but he made me feel comfortable. Yeah.

Speaker 18 You guys still keep in touch, the World Series team?

Speaker 155 Yeah, yeah, we do. We played golf last summer

Speaker 155 out in the UK.

Speaker 131 Yeah,

Speaker 155 we have a chat group that we talk a little

Speaker 155 smack back and forth.

Speaker 49 So do you live in the UK full-time?

Speaker 49 We did.

Speaker 155 So we just moved back. You just moved back? We were in the UK for three years, in London, to be precise.

Speaker 4 Okay, so what were you doing?

Speaker 150 You were the baseball ambassador.

Speaker 103 To Europe. To Europe.

Speaker 12 Correct. What does that entail?

Speaker 155 Great question.

Speaker 155 Have you spent much time in Europe? No.

Speaker 106 I've been once or or twice.

Speaker 155 Yeah, baseball isn't a huge sport in Europe. So

Speaker 155 one, it was a family adventure that my wife and I wanted to go on. And two,

Speaker 155 have the ability to promote a sport that I love. So essentially promoting baseball.
There's been some games in London the past several years which were huge successes.

Speaker 155 So just promote it, get it on everyone's radar. You have

Speaker 155 soccer slash, it's really football is what they call it, is a huge sport there. So it's hard to kind of get inside of that sport, but we're working on it.

Speaker 18 Are you trying to steal some of the market share away from cricket?

Speaker 155 I mean ideally that'd be great. I mean cricket is a huge sport as well, huge in all around the world, India to be precise.
But yeah,

Speaker 155 it's a very traditional sport in the UK. It's like baseball it is to the United States, America's pastime.
So just trying to just kind of infiltrate a little bit and get baseball on people's radars.

Speaker 152 Was part of your job teaching Europeans how to throw?

Speaker 161 Because Europeans throwing is so funny.

Speaker 102 You just forget they don't throw.

Speaker 8 Like they don't throw. You're right, they don't.

Speaker 136 If you kick them a ball, they'll be able to juggle it.

Speaker 158 A two-year-old will be able to have like the foot control of Messi.

Speaker 11 But if they try to throw a baseball, they look like the dumbest people in the world.

Speaker 155 Yeah, yeah, their skill set with their feet is pretty spectacular.

Speaker 103 But you're right.

Speaker 155 Their throwing aspect is... is

Speaker 155 not necessarily there. So I was a coach for my son's middle school baseball team.

Speaker 155 And of the 17 kids that played, there were probably four or five that had played organized baseball before, kind of knew what was going on.

Speaker 155 There were a few that had maybe played with their dads in the past, and there were a handful that had never touched a baseball in their life.

Speaker 155 So that was an interesting conversation of trying to get them to understand like body awareness and how to hold the ball.

Speaker 127 Right.

Speaker 155 I try to keep it easy for them, but yeah, the throwing motion is not a natural thing.

Speaker 23 Did your son dominate?

Speaker 155 Yeah,

Speaker 155 he was pretty good. I'm not sure he would be as good in the States.
Yeah. Yeah, over there, yeah.

Speaker 35 But that might be like a parenting parenting hack right there like i have three kids i might i might just move them to england for three years so they can dominate in baseball and like football

Speaker 18 fantastic idea get the confidence up come back maybe it doesn't go so well here but at least you had those years those glory days yeah yeah i like that i worked with ashton jinti right he played football over in germany for like the first i want to say like 15 or 16 years of his life then he came back over and he was like i'm the man yeah football and he just kept being the man yeah much like you yeah the man i love it you guys are good was there an age when you realized that you were going to be the man like what when was baseball like oh this is actually a future

Speaker 155 probably not until high school to be honest i played a bunch of different sports growing up like majority of my friends did most majority of guys that my generation did played a bunch of basketball played baseball played soccer we played um you know street hockey We played it all.

Speaker 155 Probably in high school is when I probably started separating myself a bit from my peers on the baseball field.

Speaker 155 I was a little guy and I started to grow a bit in high school and that's kind of when I started to, actually, this could be an opportunity. Yeah.

Speaker 158 And then so you got drafted by the Dodgers, your hometown team, and then you're like, no, I'm going to go to UCLA. Was that a hard decision?

Speaker 155 It was a hard decision.

Speaker 155 Yeah, I was drafted in the second round. So like

Speaker 155 pretty high up there. And, you know, I...
I had my dad negotiate with the Dodgers, and we got to a point where it was getting close. It made some sense.

Speaker 155 I said, all right, well, I'm going to go down with my high school buddies on our senior trip down to Cabo San Lucas. And when we come back,

Speaker 155 we'll finalize everything. Went down there for a week with a bunch of my buddies.
And then just kind of slowly over the course of that week realized that I think I wanted to go to college.

Speaker 155 I wanted to kind of experience the college atmosphere in my college years. So I came back and told my parents that I...
didn't want to sign professionally.

Speaker 155 I wanted to go to school, continue my education as well as my baseball education. And luckily, it worked out.

Speaker 150 Yeah, it worked out because then you ended up being, what, the 15th pick?

Speaker 103 So by the Phillies.

Speaker 155 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 8 You've done your homework. Yeah.

Speaker 35 I mean, well, I saw when I saw it, I was reading about it.

Speaker 139 I was like, he got $875,000 offered from the Dodgers when he was in high school and he turned it down.

Speaker 78 Like, what an idiot.

Speaker 2 But then I was like, he went to UCLA and then it ended up being like 1.8 or whatever it is.

Speaker 34 And a first rounder, pretty good bet on yourself.

Speaker 155 It was a bet on myself, but also I felt like if baseball was really meant to be I would still I would still have an opportunity after college.

Speaker 155 Yeah, I think I mean especially looking back on it those college years are impaired were imperative for me growing up as a young adult navigating on my own and also still continue to

Speaker 155 Build my baseball skills.

Speaker 18 Yeah, so you get 1.8 right out of college and then you have to

Speaker 138 which is pretty incredible

Speaker 8 you have to pay tax on that

Speaker 155 which I didn't really realize

Speaker 18 you only got a million dollars when you graduated from college that I think a lot of people would not be able to handle that

Speaker 18 right off the bat.

Speaker 18 How were you able to get through that and focus on what you had to do to actually be good at the job that you already got paid to do?

Speaker 155 My goal is to be the best player I could be. I know everyone says that, but truly, that was my goal, is to try to continue to improve.
And obviously, yeah, having some money in the bank was nice.

Speaker 155 I started investing it. It wasn't the best time to invest it considering it was like the summer of 2000, and then the bubble hit.

Speaker 155 So that was my first experience of the stock market thinking, wait, maybe this, not sure what's

Speaker 155 not all cracked up what it's supposed to be. But

Speaker 155 yeah, enjoyed it. I just wanted to improve.
So luckily I've had some great coaches on my side in high school and college that kind of motivated me and pushed me to be the best I could.

Speaker 155 And again, luckily I had some great coaches in the minor leagues as well.

Speaker 18 Yeah, it worked out really well for you. Obviously, you had it had a great career.
You were adored by the citizens of Philadelphia. The entire city loves you.

Speaker 18 But I think you were maybe the most hated player by all the teams that the Phillies were playing against. How long did it take for you to be okay with being hated?

Speaker 155 Actually, from, I don't know, about day one. Yeah.
I mean, my first at-bat in the big leagues, we were in Philadelphia at Veterans Stadium, and I was, I think I pinch hit late in the game.

Speaker 155 We were getting, we were getting killed at the time, and I felt like I was having a good at-bat. Foul and pitch after pitch off.

Speaker 155 Probably seven or eight, nine pitches later, I ended up striking out. And as I'm walking back to the dugout, the home fans of Philadelphia just boo me all the way back to the dugout.

Speaker 155 So that was a quick reality of like, okay, you have to have some thick skin here if your home fans are going to boo you. So

Speaker 155 going to an opposing stadium, I always felt like if they're going to, they're booing you for a reason, right? They're trying to get under your skin. And I tried my best to not let it affect me.

Speaker 18 Have you ever heard somebody say, fuck Chase Outley in the wild, and they didn't know that you were there?

Speaker 155 plenty of times oh didn't know i was there yeah and you're like hey hey that's me wait a second no i'm not sure i've heard that definitely it's plenty of times where i'm on the field yeah or hanging around the stadium yes i've definitely heard that and i appreciate it yeah i love this fan support yeah wait so your first hit in in the big leagues is a home run and you sprinted around the bases i did 16.3 seconds kind of a tryhard move wouldn't you say

Speaker 155 Well, that was fired up. I mean, think about it.
You get to the big leagues, you get a hit, and it's actually a home run and it was the grand slam to be back. So yeah, super fired up.

Speaker 155 I didn't really feel my feet. You're just kind of sprinting around the bases.

Speaker 155 I mean, I've always kind of run hard a lot and not try to show up to the other team. That was probably a little bit exaggerated.

Speaker 120 Yeah.

Speaker 155 Looking back on it, I'm not sure I would change it, but that's really fast.

Speaker 155 That's really fast.

Speaker 75 It was moving.

Speaker 136 That's really fast. Should have enjoyed it more.

Speaker 155 I definitely should have enjoyed it. Yeah.

Speaker 18 Do you ever sprint to first base on a walk?

Speaker 79 Never. Yeah.

Speaker 18 That's a move.

Speaker 155 There There were a few college teams that did that, and I didn't think that was appropriate.

Speaker 18 Not part of the game, no. Yeah.
I want to ask you about a great play that you made in the World Series, the pump fake to first base throw home.

Speaker 18 It might be the best pump fake in the history of baseball. Did you know that you were going to pump fake it?

Speaker 155 Not when it was first hit. No.
I mean, you have this internal time clock in your head as you're going for the ball. I was shifted.

Speaker 155 Not to get too many details, but I was shifted towards the first base because we had a left-handed pitcher that threw sinkers in. So most left-handed hitters pulled the ball.

Speaker 155 And he hit the opposite direction of where I was actually playing. So it was kind of a long run to get there.
I knew the run on second base mattered.

Speaker 155 That mattered more than the guy in the batter's box. So as soon as I caught it, I realized, like, I'm not sure I'm going to have much of a play.
So maybe pump fake it and see what happens.

Speaker 155 And it was an aggressive base running move.

Speaker 126 Luckily, it's...

Speaker 155 Carlos Rees made a good catch and tag.

Speaker 120 Yeah, it was a sick play.

Speaker 18 It was a great pump fake. Because watching it back, I was like, I don't think he knew he was going to pump fake until the very last second, which made it such a good play.

Speaker 155 You're absolutely right. You're absolutely right.

Speaker 155 Yeah, because you, like I said, this internal time clock that you have, you just realize something's, this isn't, maybe I make a perfect throw and he's out, but maybe not. Maybe I throw it away.

Speaker 155 Unclear what could happen. So it was better to keep it in my hand and try with the next guy.
Luckily, he kept going.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And playing second base.

Speaker 11 So you, coming up, you played shortstop in third base, right?

Speaker 157 And you.

Speaker 31 And you get moved to second base.

Speaker 161 Did you take that as like an insult?

Speaker 20 Or were you like, I'm, because, you know, it's a different position.

Speaker 139 It's obviously third baseman's got a really strong arm.

Speaker 158 Was there any part of you like, what the fuck?

Speaker 118 I'm a third baseman.

Speaker 157 I could play this position.

Speaker 155 No, I was a shortstop in college my first, my freshman year. And after making 30-something errors, my freshman year, that was.

Speaker 155 I wasn't really a shortstop.

Speaker 155 I didn't have the athleticism or the arm strength to really play a shortstop. That's when I moved to second base, and I was happy to.
Yeah. It's a.

Speaker 155 It's not an easy position, but it's an easier position than shortstop. I think shortstop's the hardest position on the entire baseball field.

Speaker 155 And guys that are successful at it and make it look easy, it's pretty special.

Speaker 158 Do you think you could, like, was there a point where you could

Speaker 34 turn a double play with Jimmy Rollins with your eyes closed?

Speaker 157 Both of you guys having your eyes closed?

Speaker 155 We turned a lot of double plays.

Speaker 70 Yeah, you guys had it down. Yeah, maybe not.

Speaker 155 Maybe sometimes I might have had my eyes closed, to be honest with you. But no, he was, he was, he was, when I talk about great shortstops, he was one of the greatest shortstops because

Speaker 155 he would always give me great feeds. So it was hard for me to kind of screw it up, even though I did screw some up.

Speaker 155 But most of the time, he would give me a perfect feed and make it an easy, easy double play. So I was, again, lucky to have him

Speaker 155 on the other side. Yeah.

Speaker 120 Yeah.

Speaker 153 Do you know where you rank in hit by pitches all time?

Speaker 155 It's funny. Funny you bring that up.
My son actually recently,

Speaker 155 I think we were watching a game and somebody got hit. And my son looks at me and goes, do you think that hurt?

Speaker 155 I was like, yeah, probably hurt, but it goes away after, you know, 30 seconds or a minute.

Speaker 155 And he's like, Dad, don't you have like a record for getting hit by pitches?

Speaker 8 And I was like, I've had it hit, I got hit by a lot of pitches.

Speaker 155 But yeah, I think it's in the top 10 all the time. I'm not sure it's a stat that like, is that impressive?

Speaker 127 Oh, it definitely is.

Speaker 118 You're ninth all time in the history of Major League Baseball.

Speaker 161 You're ninth.

Speaker 49 You also got hit by a pitch three times in a single game.

Speaker 24 That is impressive.

Speaker 68 That's as tough as tough could be.

Speaker 158 Was there a specific one where you're like, oh man, that one?

Speaker 155 There's a few.

Speaker 8 I think about it.

Speaker 155 I got hit in the hand, I broke my hand.

Speaker 155 So I think about that one because it took me out a month.

Speaker 155 And that was in 2007. And we were having a, I was, I personally, we were having a good season as a team, but I personally was having a really good season.
So that slowed me down a little bit.

Speaker 155 The one that hurt the most, I got hit like underneath the bicep one time that my whole arm went numb and my hands like crunched together and I couldn't

Speaker 106 open it. It got you on the nerve.

Speaker 155 Yeah, yeah. It got me on the nerve.
It probably took, I don't know, a minute or so. It felt like eternity.
It probably took a minute for my hands to like peel back.

Speaker 155 That one I remember quite a bit.

Speaker 24 And did you ever have a, like, getting hit by a pitch and then the next time you're in the box having like a little hesitancy?

Speaker 161 Because that would be a natural human reaction.

Speaker 155 Yeah. No, to be honest with you.

Speaker 155 No, I mean, there's a few pitchers that I faced that were fairly intimidating, like Aroldis Chapman being big, tall, left-hander, kind of throws from here and throws 100 and something.

Speaker 158 And he didn't know where it was going.

Speaker 155 He was a little wrecked. So he, I was slightly, like most lefties, were slightly uncomfortable facing him.
Yeah.

Speaker 18 Do you have one that you remember that you're like, that kind of felt good?

Speaker 155 Yeah. There's a bunch of them, especially like if it, if the bases are loaded, those felt good.
Yeah. Get on base.

Speaker 155 I mean, I had Ryan Howard hitting behind me, Jason Wirth, sometimes Pat Burrell hitting behind me. So we had some big power hitters hitting behind me.

Speaker 155 So anytime I can get on base, I felt like it was an advantage to us. Yeah.

Speaker 18 You're a guy that I could imagine at some point got hit by a pitch because you pimped getting hit by a pitch.

Speaker 36 Like you got hit by a pitch, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 18 And then, and then you like started running to first base, and you're like flexing a little bit, bat flip. You're like, that was awesome, that felt great.

Speaker 18 They're like, you can't show me up getting hit by my pitch.

Speaker 157 I tried to show you again.

Speaker 155 I mean, I tried to, I didn't, I tried not to show much emotion out there for whatever reason. That's kind of how I was taught at a young age, and I stuck to it.

Speaker 155 Jimmy Rollins used to give me shit all the time: like, dude, you got to smile a little bit more. You got to show a little bit of emotion.
I just couldn't do it. That was not in my MO.

Speaker 18 Were you like that in the clubhouse or just like out on the field?

Speaker 155 Yeah, probably a a few hours before game time is when it started for me.

Speaker 155 It was fairly loose prior to that, but once like it got closer to game time, it was like put your game face on and stuck with it.

Speaker 153 Well, Jimmy claims that he made you laugh all the time, but you just always had your glove over your mouth.

Speaker 79 True.

Speaker 158 So on the field, you were laughing.

Speaker 155 True.

Speaker 155 That is true. Yeah.
As I got a little bullet for sure. Yeah.
Well, Jimmy's a funny guy. Yeah.
I can't necessarily repeat everything we were laughing about, but yeah. But for whatever reason,

Speaker 155 I didn't feel that it was appropriate for the camera to see me smiling. Looking back on it, looking back on it, maybe I wish I did a little bit more, but it is what it is.

Speaker 103 Playing the game hard the right way.

Speaker 136 Sounds like a guy who runs the home run run.

Speaker 61 16 seconds.

Speaker 155 That's so bad.

Speaker 65 That's so fast, dude.

Speaker 68 That's so fast.

Speaker 154 Speaking of playing the game the hard way, you have a rule named after you.

Speaker 120 Yeah.

Speaker 161 Jace Etley rule. Can't break up.

Speaker 139 a double play.

Speaker 12 I miss it.

Speaker 161 I know it's player safety.

Speaker 34 Do you think that, like, there was just something about it where it's like, you know, a guy's, he's, he's going to be out at second, but he can really fuck this up by sliding in.

Speaker 68 Right.

Speaker 34 I miss that part of the game.

Speaker 68 Do you think like there's part of you that like, man, that's it?

Speaker 155 Well, I think it depends on how you grew up. I grew up watching baseball in the,

Speaker 155 when I remember, like mid-80s, late 80s, early 90s, and that's how guys went in hard all the time. And shortstops and second basemans were aware of the guys that came in harder than others.

Speaker 155 So yeah, I miss it because that's how I grew up watching it. I understand the aspect of keeping guys safer.
It is definitely going to keep guys safer. Same with the home plate rule now.

Speaker 155 That's going to keep guys on the field a lot longer. I mean, as a second baseman, I had my fair share of getting flipped and spiked and smashed all the time.
And it was part of the game.

Speaker 155 And you don't necessarily like it in the moment, but you understand that it's part of it. Yeah.

Speaker 18 Yeah. Like for you specifically, it's like if you do it at second base, you know they're going to have the opportunity to do it back to you.

Speaker 66 Yeah. So of course you're going to, you're going to deal with the receiving innovation.

Speaker 155 No, and I remember as I started to do a little bit more due diligence, as I got a little bit older on who we're playing,

Speaker 155 how I want to position myself, understanding the runners that come in hard. Scott Rowland, the Hall of Famer, played for the Phillies.
I went to the Cardinals and Reds. He came in hot every time.

Speaker 155 And we knew it as infielders. So we knew, like Jimmy and I would have a conversation.
Scott Rowland's on first base,

Speaker 155 ground ball, double play.

Speaker 120 Get me the ball quick.

Speaker 155 give me the ball quick so I can get it and get out of the way because he was he was not scared and he was coming for you

Speaker 155 and I mean you appreciate that as a as a baseball player but yeah you were you needed to be aware of some guys coming in hot yeah for for player safety how bad was the vet because we've heard about it Well, I mean, I played probably, I don't know, 30 or 40 games there at most, and it was my rookie season.

Speaker 155 So I was so much better than AAA Stadium, right? So it wasn't, to me, it wasn't bad in the moment. I mean, looking back, yeah, yeah, it was old.
It was run down.

Speaker 155 They didn't put much money into it knowing that they're going to have a brand new stadium.

Speaker 155 But I was just, I was happy to be there. So taking ground balls in a major league field, regardless of what field I was happy with.

Speaker 158 Yeah. Yeah.
All right. I got a really dumb question for you.

Speaker 153 You had a 35-game hit streak.

Speaker 153 Was there any point during the hit streak where you're like, yeah, I'm just going to get hit every day for the rest of my life?

Speaker 34 Because I would definitely think that.

Speaker 136 Like, I'm the type of guy who, like, if I hit like three free throws, I'm like, maybe I missed my last free throw.

Speaker 155 yeah i mean there is a i mean i think in any athlete's um career they go through moments where they just feel invincible right um and in those those short streaks yeah you feel like you can do whatever you want that's not a short streak by the way 35 games is not a short streak right right right but but during that it's not like those 35 games i didn't feel great every game right there's you know bits and pieces of that where I didn't feel very good and I was able to leg out a hit or hit a swinging bunt or bloop one over someone's head.

Speaker 155 But yeah, there are certain moments in there that, yeah, you can feel you feel like you're going to get a hit no matter what. Yeah.

Speaker 155 And then vice versa, there's some times out there, you could probably talk to a lot of guys that think there's no way I'm ever going to get a hit again. Right.

Speaker 155 Those are

Speaker 155 tough pills to swallow, but you just, you kind of go with, stick with the program, what got you there.

Speaker 139 And so it feels like there was maybe one or two days where you're like, yeah, I think I've solved baseball.

Speaker 65 Yeah, maybe

Speaker 155 seven or eight of those days.

Speaker 18 It is a good feel. Unfortunately, it just doesn't last.

Speaker 155 It doesn't last last long enough.

Speaker 155 But any hitter at the major leagues that has had some success will tell you, yeah, there are times where you feel like the ball looks like a beach ball and you're going to hit it

Speaker 155 no matter where it's going to fall.

Speaker 15 During that streak, are you superstitious?

Speaker 137 Were you doing anything that was the same?

Speaker 155 I am superstitious. I don't remember exactly what I was doing, but for 100%, I was doing the same shit every single day.

Speaker 155 I mean, I would put my, I mean, stupid corny stuff. I put my left sock on before I put my right sock on.
That was like a constant throughout my career.

Speaker 157 That's not corny.

Speaker 136 You're the guy with the 35-game history.

Speaker 48 That's not corny.

Speaker 18 I've never done that. Maybe I could be really good at basically.

Speaker 155 I would eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich before the game. Okay.

Speaker 155 And I started that in the minor leagues because as you can imagine, the minor league spread isn't quite like the big league spread.

Speaker 155 So the only, sometimes the only thing available was making yourself a PBNJ. So I stuck with that even in the big leagues, even though there was plenty of great food.

Speaker 4 So you ate that every game?

Speaker 155 Pretty much. Pretty much every game.

Speaker 139 We need to have have that on a graphic, just being like, chase up the, you know, however much.

Speaker 155 I'm not sure I'm proud of that.

Speaker 82 How many games did you play?

Speaker 65 You got the phone right there. Yeah, I know.
I got to find it.

Speaker 18 So did you tell the kids in England, hey, you put your left sock on before your right sock?

Speaker 155 No, no, there were other things I needed to get through doing before that.

Speaker 18 I mean, that's step one, though. That's getting dressed.

Speaker 155 Step one is like where, you know, what hand to put your glove on. I think that's.

Speaker 65 Okay, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 155 That was definitely a conversation we had.

Speaker 155 You know, we had an end-of-the-season tournament this year. We went to Frankfurt.
So we traveled to Frankfurt. There were a handful of other teams from throughout Europe that were there.

Speaker 155 And, I mean, this is a big end of year tournament. Everyone's excited for it.
And one kid comes up on the day of the game. He's like, oh, coach, I forgot my glove.

Speaker 155 Like, well, how do you forget your glove in the biggest tournament of the year? He's like, I don't know. I just forgot it.
I'm like, well, can you borrow someone else's?

Speaker 155 He's like, well, I'm left-handed.

Speaker 159 Well, okay.

Speaker 155 Well, so I guess you're probably not going to play this week, but go ahead and have fun.

Speaker 105 Yeah.

Speaker 13 What are you going to do?

Speaker 18 Go to a baseball store?

Speaker 155 And then you got to pinch it.

Speaker 155 He got to hit. But yeah,

Speaker 155 no defense. So yeah, to answer your question, no, I did not talk about superstitions to them.
It was more just easy fundamentals. Yeah.
All right.

Speaker 102 So Chase Hutley ate 1,937 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Speaker 8 That's pretty crazy. It might be a record.

Speaker 155 Probably more, actually. Yeah, probably.

Speaker 127 Probably doubled up a couple times too.

Speaker 127 Does that include first season?

Speaker 161 I think it does. Okay.

Speaker 102 Did you ever change it up?

Speaker 34 What jelly?

Speaker 155 Whatever was available. So you're not particular.
I was not particular.

Speaker 155 I prefer the creamy peanut butter over the

Speaker 155 chunky one, but if that's all they had,

Speaker 164 whiter wheat.

Speaker 155 Again, whatever they had. I would go probably white because I was in majority of clubhouses.
We not

Speaker 155 so much.

Speaker 29 This is the portion of the podcast, like when you see

Speaker 161 fake influencers, or like, what's your why?

Speaker 23 How did you get so successful?

Speaker 155 We're just going to just really drill down on what's in this peanut butter and jelly sandwich what made you great you got some protein you got some carbohydrates you got some sugar in there to get you ready for the game i'm not sure i'm a no-nutritionist but not terrible well which hand would you use for the knife because you use different hands to bat and throw yeah good question good and i didn't

Speaker 155 i would typically wash my hands out there are times i've gone out in the field with like

Speaker 155 jelly on my

Speaker 18 smeared try to cook if i handed you two pieces of bread right now yeah which which i would go left. You would go left hand on the knife or left hand on the bread?

Speaker 8 No, I would go left hand.

Speaker 155 Bread, right-hand knife.

Speaker 155 And I would start with the left.

Speaker 152 Would you cut it after or you just eat it whole?

Speaker 31 Like, would you cut it in half? Do that.

Speaker 46 Great questions.

Speaker 161 You know, the fancy thing?

Speaker 155 I would usually cut it in half.

Speaker 8 You would.

Speaker 18 Triangles or rectangles. You go across the diet.

Speaker 155 No, no, I would go rectangles. Okay.

Speaker 8 No, no triangles.

Speaker 37 Ever toast the bread?

Speaker 106 No, never. Okay.
Always eat the crust?

Speaker 18 Always.

Speaker 155 Always eat the crust. Okay.

Speaker 68 Always. Any milk with it?

Speaker 155 No milk.

Speaker 160 Water? Water.

Speaker 18 You're not a dairy guy, right? What's that? You're not a big dairy guy, right?

Speaker 155 During a certain portion of my career, no, I was dairy-free.

Speaker 46 Why? Why?

Speaker 155 I was having knee issues, and

Speaker 155 they were killing me. And

Speaker 155 I needed to make some adjustments. So I checked a bunch of different boxes on trying to get this inflammation and this pain out of my knees.
And that was one of the boxes I checked.

Speaker 155 And I told myself, I'm going to do it for a month. Not that I may want to do it, but I feel like this could be beneficial.

Speaker 155 I did it for a month, and probably about three weeks into it, honestly, I felt so much better. Really? My body, yes.
I mean, I was doing some other things as well, but my body just felt fresher.

Speaker 155 This was during the middle of the season. So you're playing every single night.
You wake up in the morning, something hurts, your ankles hurt, your knees hurt, your backs hurts.

Speaker 155 I remember a particular morning waking up and getting out of bed and walking, and I had zero pain.

Speaker 46 And the light bulb went off, and I...

Speaker 155 attributed it to the lack of dairy at the time. So I stuck with it for a while.
Yeah, I'm back on it.

Speaker 83 Okay, because i was gonna say this is a problem because i just purchased a soft serve ice cream industrial soft serve ice cream machine for our office and now this is like yes i missed it tremendously yeah but you also felt awesome and i feel like yeah and i the only thing i do to fix feeling like is eating more ice cream yeah that's probably not a great no that works it makes me happy it makes you happy in the moment yeah yeah momentary happiness understood so what about pizza yeah now then no i was i was the guy that ordered pizza with no cheese.

Speaker 18 No cheese on the pizza?

Speaker 157 No cheese on pizza.

Speaker 118 I was like a guy who runs a base of 16.

Speaker 157 That's what this sounds like.

Speaker 69 Was that good?

Speaker 18 Did you convince yourself? It was good enough.

Speaker 155 Yeah. It's better than nothing.

Speaker 10 But it's funny because who do we, oh, it was Joe Kim No, who NBA player,

Speaker 161 he said that what people don't realize, fans don't realize is like being great is really boring.

Speaker 4 Because like it's just you have to have a routine.

Speaker 10 Did you feel that way where it's like people think it's a glamorous life, but it's like, no, I have to not eat dairy and do the things that you're doing.

Speaker 155 It was a great lifestyle, right? You get to play a sport that you grew up playing as a kid.

Speaker 155 You get to travel. You get some money in the bank.
You're part of a team.

Speaker 155 But yeah, there's definitely some plenty of sacrifices that guys have to make from hanging out with your buddies, going to parties, missing weddings, missing birthdays, missing kids being born.

Speaker 155 That happens all the time.

Speaker 155 But it's part of the program. You have to be, unfortunately, you have to be a little selfish to,

Speaker 155 in my opinion, to have like, to be really successful at a sport. Yeah.
Really anything, to be honest with you. Yeah.

Speaker 18 Our producer, Max, is a giant Phillies fan.

Speaker 113 Love it.

Speaker 18 Yeah, we, we introduced you a little bit before, before you jumped on. I know he's got a couple questions for you.
So Max, bring it up.

Speaker 102 Let him have it.

Speaker 11 Don't step on anything.

Speaker 18 You don't have any valuables on the floor, do you?

Speaker 18 Because

Speaker 18 Max will destroy it.

Speaker 8 He can't get the...

Speaker 150 What's going on with the mic?

Speaker 62 Struggling with the mic. Struggling with the mic.
I'm back, though. Fix the mic.

Speaker 100 First question.

Speaker 62 This was a very big moment in my life as a child. The 08 parade.
Yeah. World fucking champions.
That was back at a time where cursing on TV wasn't necessarily

Speaker 62 as accepted as it is now. Was that something that you went into that day thinking you were going to do? Or was that just...

Speaker 155 Feeling the moment? Yeah, feeling the moment. I mean, it started early, right? And you can imagine the few days leading up to that of just celebrating a World Series victory.
So yeah.

Speaker 155 So it started early. We're on these floats.
We're traveling around downtown Philadelphia and there's literally millions of people.

Speaker 127 I was there. Yeah.

Speaker 155 So millions of people just out there supporting us.

Speaker 155 Beers are flowing. Everyone's having a great time.
Then we get to the ballpark and we all get on stage. We had no idea that we were going to, someone was going to put a microphone in front of us.

Speaker 155 And sure enough, they did. And, you know, I was energized along with everyone else and I kind of came out what I was feeling.

Speaker 155 I got some grief for it, but mainly a lot of high-fives.

Speaker 62 I think that definitely, definitely more celebrating.

Speaker 18 You talked back to the F-word.

Speaker 62 No, no, I mean, that was awesome.

Speaker 100 That was way too much.

Speaker 68 Well, I remember.

Speaker 127 No, I remember.

Speaker 155 I mean, one of the things I was at the time, I was sponsored by Utz Potato Chips.

Speaker 8 Oh, yeah. Which kind of was fit in.

Speaker 120 Yeah.

Speaker 155 But after the F-bomb, no longer.

Speaker 103 They dropped you?

Speaker 103 No. Maybe it was just...

Speaker 131 Maybe it was just creating a potato chip

Speaker 71 canceled.

Speaker 110 That's insane. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 155 And I like those chips.

Speaker 131 They're good chips.

Speaker 65 Good pressure. Fuck them.

Speaker 61 Yeah, but fuck them. Yeah, fuck them.

Speaker 48 They're on site for us.

Speaker 62 Yeah, I'm a hurricane's guy anyway.

Speaker 28 Let's just be honest, though.

Speaker 138 If they're around, I'm going to eat them.

Speaker 127 Yeah, they're good.

Speaker 13 Yeah, this is that protest.

Speaker 155 No hard feelings.

Speaker 29 That protest lasted about three seconds for you. Also,

Speaker 18 if they backed the truck up, yeah.

Speaker 63 Okay, we're cool us.

Speaker 4 They have cheese balls, too.

Speaker 69 The crab chip? I can't be honest. The crab chip.

Speaker 65 The crab chips.

Speaker 13 I don't play so good doing the boycott on us.

Speaker 18 Oh, when I see the crab chip on the shelf, I'm going for that.

Speaker 68 Yeah.

Speaker 18 Straight ahead.

Speaker 54 All right, another question?

Speaker 62 I have a couple. I mean, go.

Speaker 127 You're going to cut me off as bring it to me.

Speaker 8 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 62 Second one.

Speaker 62 I don't have a fact check on this, but I feel like you may be the only player in MLB history to have a portion of a field named after you in an opposing field.

Speaker 62 Utley's Corner at City Field is forever Utley's Corner. Like, what was it about playing against the Mets that you just absolutely dominated them?

Speaker 155 Great question. Great question.

Speaker 65 Yeah, great question.

Speaker 155 I mean, I think anytime you're playing against your rival, right, it

Speaker 155 can elevate your game. I think it can be intimidating, but for me, it was...

Speaker 155 You know, I wanted to prove them wrong,

Speaker 155 if you will.

Speaker 155 So, yeah,

Speaker 155 we had a lot of success

Speaker 155 playing in New York. Some, me personally, some, our team.
And yeah, I hit a bunch of home runs kind of down that right field line.

Speaker 155 And I mean, I haven't nicknamed that my corner, but I guess a bunch of other people. Oh,

Speaker 62 I was looking it up. Apparently, like two years ago,

Speaker 62 you obviously haven't been playing for a long time. There was a national broadcast that they still referred to it as Atlas Corner.

Speaker 157 That's pretty sweet.

Speaker 155 I do remember coming in.

Speaker 155 I remember after the slide rule, I remember coming in the following year, playing in New York, and I was playing second base.

Speaker 155 Inning is over. I'm running off the field and I'm about to go down into the dugout and there's a father-son right on the first row, right above the dugout.

Speaker 155 And I kind of just look up and the son who's maybe 10,

Speaker 155 11 years old, he looks at me with this fire in his eye.

Speaker 46 And he's like, Chase, I hope you fucking die.

Speaker 155 Like as loud as he could possibly do it. And I was like, oh my God.
And I look at the dad like, dad. and dad goes, yeah, motherfucker.

Speaker 155 And that's when I was like, oh, this is great. Yeah.

Speaker 18 And that boy grew up.

Speaker 30 You got to love this. Meek Phil.
Yeah.

Speaker 160 Yeah.

Speaker 160 You got to love this. Yeah.

Speaker 23 Memes. All right, keep going.

Speaker 62 This one's a little sillier.

Speaker 65 The

Speaker 62 always sunny episode. Yeah.

Speaker 62 How many real adult men sent you that exact letter after that episode came out?

Speaker 155 Quite a few. Yeah.

Speaker 8 Quite a few.

Speaker 155 I mean, there was a certain point where the

Speaker 155 fan letters got overwhelming. So there's a woman for the Phillies that was nice enough to kind of open them for me and kind of sort it out to make it a little bit more easier.

Speaker 155 And yeah, there were hundreds of those letters. I was working on that.

Speaker 155 It was great. I mean, it's the first time I've ever been in front of a

Speaker 155 TV camera. I did it with Ryan Howard, which helped.
But getting there, we were a little nervous, right? But getting there, I mean, the guys were great.

Speaker 155 Charlie and Rob, they were awesome, made us feel comfortable. And I realize they're just doing whatever they want, right? Yeah, doing different iterations of different takes.

Speaker 155 You didn't have to be perfect, and they can cut it and splice it the way they want.

Speaker 155 So I think having those guys around and kind of giving us an example of what it was like made it so much easier.

Speaker 18 Yeah, have you had a catch with Rob Mack since then? We've had a catch.

Speaker 8 We've had a catch.

Speaker 155 He'll be out here this week. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 120 We're going to have him on.

Speaker 165 Yeah, great. Yeah.

Speaker 165 Yeah.

Speaker 11 Memes, do you have a question for Chase Hutley?

Speaker 161 Because you do not like him.

Speaker 124 Mine is in regards to the slot.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 118 I'll keep it civil.

Speaker 30 Why'd you do it?

Speaker 137 Do you have any regret about it?

Speaker 157 And have you ever apologized to Rubatata?

Speaker 155 Your first question was, why did I do it?

Speaker 142 Why'd you do it? Why did I do what?

Speaker 49 It was such a blind side.

Speaker 126 Can you blindly?

Speaker 49 As a veteran, you knew you were just going in to fuck him up.

Speaker 155 That's absolutely incorrect.

Speaker 9 Keep it civil.

Speaker 51 Keeping it civil. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 155 Listen, listen, I get it. I understand your frustration as a Mets fan, and I get it.

Speaker 155 But there was zero intention to fuck anybody up on that play.

Speaker 155 As I mentioned before, like I grew up watching 80s, 90s baseball hard-nosed slides. And at that point, I don't know how many years I had in

Speaker 155 the big leagues, but you know, 10, 12, 13 years at that point. And I've always gone in hard.

Speaker 155 And

Speaker 155 that was no different. Obviously, the outcome was different than other slides that I've had.
I didn't anticipate actually hitting him nearly as hard as I did.

Speaker 155 I was actually anticipating him jumping up in the air because the way it all kind of unfolded, and as you can imagine, it's happening pretty quick.

Speaker 155 So as he took the feed,

Speaker 155 I'm thinking, okay, he's going to hit the bag, get up off his feet in the air, and try to throw it. So me, I'm trying to slide a little bit with my body higher so I can clip clip a leg and

Speaker 155 get his throw off. But instead he spun, which I was definitely not anticipating.

Speaker 155 And yeah, looking back on it,

Speaker 155 I didn't feel good about it. I actually

Speaker 155 felt terrible about it. I had no intention of hurting him whatsoever.

Speaker 155 And I attempted to apologize to him. He wanted no part of it, which again,

Speaker 155 I understand.

Speaker 155 So yeah, if I could go back in time and knowing the outcome that happened, of course I would have done it differently differently because i would have realized he's not going to jump he's going to spin um and i've could have i could have disrupted his throw um differently i hope that answers how do you feel how do you feel that was very that was very good yeah yeah are we healed what do you want to do a non-civil question uh

Speaker 137 no you're responsible for the one of the greatest clips in mlb history

Speaker 18 game after the slide the year after

Speaker 137 uh when noah cindergaard threw and got kicked out ass in the jackpot.

Speaker 160 Right. Yeah.

Speaker 46 Yeah, it is a great clip.

Speaker 18 Yeah, the ass in the jackpot.

Speaker 127 But Tom Hallion. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 106 Yes.

Speaker 106 I mean, listen,

Speaker 155 I mean, as especially kind of playing in the early 2000s,

Speaker 155 and the players kind of, at the time, we were able to kind of

Speaker 61 police what was going on.

Speaker 155 You hit our guy, we're going to hit your guy, and it is what it is. I mean, now,

Speaker 155 I mean, Major League Baseball, which is rightfully so steps in a little bit more to keep those confrontations from happening.

Speaker 155 And in that moment, I mean I'm expecting me to get beat, right?

Speaker 155 If they would have hurt one of our players, regardless on purpose or not, we're going to hit their guy just because that's how it used to happen. So I was fully anticipating it to happen.

Speaker 155 I was surprised that he was... was thrown out.
It was just too, at the time, it was too blatant. And the umpires probably were on warning anyway, so they didn't have much of a choice.

Speaker 155 uh but yeah here in uh yeah as in the jackpot yeah it was it's a great great phrase it was a good one it's a great clip i agree uh was there is there one pitcher that you hated facing and one that you were like i can't wait to face him um i mean there's a few guys that i in that i enjoyed facing only because i had some success off him some guys you just see better than others there's a guy here at the at the tournament uh Derek Lowe, who has had a really successful career.

Speaker 155 And for whatever reason, I saw the ball well off him. So I had some success off him.

Speaker 155 There were other guys not so much I mean speaking I rolled as Chapman. Lucky I didn't have to face him very often

Speaker 155 but he was tough. Dontrell Willis.
Remember Dontrell Willis?

Speaker 46 Yeah, Donald Kick. Yeah.

Speaker 155 He was funky for me. I just could not pick up the ball.
He's big herky jerky. motion.
He had like a knee brace on, which for some reason I could not look at.

Speaker 155 Yeah, he was tough. Good guy, but he was tough.
Yeah.

Speaker 18 What about ballparks in general? Was there a ballpark that was harder for you to see the ball in?

Speaker 155 I don't know about see the ball, but some ballparks are a little bit more uncomfortable than others, at least for me. Like,

Speaker 155 I mean, obviously, I enjoyed playing in Citizens Bank Park. I enjoyed playing in Dodger Stadium.

Speaker 155 Going to New York, you see the ball really well, and the fans are into it, so it kind of livens the atmosphere. Playing in Wrigley Field is awesome.

Speaker 155 Regardless of the crazy day games and the shadows that you deal with as a hitter, it's still so much fun to play there. Going to San Francisco

Speaker 155 can be challenging because you're traveling

Speaker 155 around the country during this summertime and everywhere you're going, it's 75 to 95 degrees.

Speaker 155 And you roll into San Francisco and it's 55 and you're wearing sleeves and it's freezing and the wind's doing

Speaker 155 weird things. So that

Speaker 155 I didn't really enjoy playing in San Francisco because it was so much different than everywhere else. Yeah.
Beautiful park, but it's tough, tough to tough to hit in.

Speaker 120 Yeah. It can be tough to hit in.

Speaker 49 All right, I got one last question.

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Speaker 159 Got it down.

Speaker 158 I love that. Yeah.

Speaker 155 How long did that take you to memorize?

Speaker 120 Oh, we've been doing it for a long time. Okay.
Long time.

Speaker 158 Do it in my sleep.

Speaker 139 It's like the double play with Jimmy Rollins.

Speaker 118 Do you have your gold card on you?

Speaker 156 I don't know.

Speaker 157 I really want to just see one.

Speaker 155 It's not as important. I just ask every baseball player.

Speaker 18 I'm convinced that it's not real, but everybody says they agree to say that it's real.

Speaker 157 I do. Yes.

Speaker 19 You haven't?

Speaker 155 Yes. Never used it.

Speaker 127 You've used it?

Speaker 65 That is really gold.

Speaker 17 Oh, my God.

Speaker 127 Look how cold that is.

Speaker 16 It says, the commissioner of baseball, in appreciation of long,

Speaker 20 this is long and

Speaker 12 meritorious service, present this lifetime pass, Chase Utley and guest.

Speaker 75 That's awesome.

Speaker 1 You've never used it?

Speaker 155 Am I going to walk up to the guy that's just hired for that day and say, hey, here you go? Yes.

Speaker 65 I mean, look at me like, what the hell is this?

Speaker 29 This thing is solid.

Speaker 2 How many guys do you think don't like have never used it?

Speaker 155 I would bet 95% of guys have used it.

Speaker 75 That's crazy to me.

Speaker 155 Did you ask Shane?

Speaker 103 Yeah, he said he never used it.

Speaker 103 Can I I have a bunch of people?

Speaker 155 Have you asked anybody that says they have used it?

Speaker 110 I don't know. I don't.

Speaker 18 I think most guys that get this card have somebody they can call.

Speaker 61 If they really want to go to, Eric.

Speaker 160 Yeah.

Speaker 102 I think maybe Dan Heron, our friend Dan Heron, has used it like once or twice.

Speaker 57 They'll be like, Dan was tough.

Speaker 155 Dan was tough. Funky split finger.

Speaker 18 He was. Yeah.
We're trying to make a case for Dan for the Hall of Fame. We've been working on this case for a long time.

Speaker 18 You? I love

Speaker 159 Hall of Famer.

Speaker 54 Or do you think it's going to happen?

Speaker 46 Wait, Max.

Speaker 133 OEA is a Hall of Famer.

Speaker 155 Love you, Max.

Speaker 126 I mean,

Speaker 158 do you think about it every year when it comes around?

Speaker 127 Yeah, I do now.

Speaker 155 Something I had never thought about before. But now once your name's part of the conversation, yeah, it makes you think about it.

Speaker 152 Who do we have to disparage for you?

Speaker 23 We're down to do that.

Speaker 143 Is there a specific person you want us to just sully their name?

Speaker 65 No.

Speaker 155 No. I mean, that's the beautiful thing about

Speaker 126 voting, right?

Speaker 155 Everyone's got their own personal opinion and viewpoint of it. And some are here and some are here,

Speaker 155 which

Speaker 155 creates some pretty cool debates.

Speaker 12 Here's a little tip.

Speaker 153 The Baseball Writers Association, maybe SKU's a little older, a little more like,

Speaker 164 hey,

Speaker 11 respect the game. I think you got to start using your gold card or maybe give it to a couple guys that would use it.

Speaker 155 It's a great idea. Yeah.
Two guys that would have told me.

Speaker 8 Shackle.

Speaker 155 Should you compile like a mailing list? Yeah, you love the game.

Speaker 18 If there's two guys that love going to baseball games, just like obsessed with, you know, having fun, going to a day game, drinking some beers, doing the 50-50 raffle.

Speaker 18 If you know two guys like that, I think you gave them your card. You'd have a pretty good chance.

Speaker 155 I feel like it's a good idea. Do you guys go to many Cubs games?

Speaker 158 Yeah, I have season tickets.

Speaker 18 Wrigley's pretty incredible.

Speaker 158 Don't go to a lot of White Sox games.

Speaker 120 Okay. But yeah,

Speaker 10 White Sox Steam has better food than Wrigley.

Speaker 157 Do they? It's a fact. Really good food.
Yeah.

Speaker 18 Really good food.

Speaker 18 That's what they spend their money on.

Speaker 155 I haven't talked to Ricketts yet about it.

Speaker 9 He's got to sign Kyle Tucker.

Speaker 157 That's what we got to worry about.

Speaker 136 We don't care about the food.

Speaker 41 He can feed me cardboard if he signs Kyle Tucker.

Speaker 79 I don't care.

Speaker 157 I don't care. Yeah.
He's very, very good.

Speaker 68 Is there a specific guy?

Speaker 139 Last, last question that you love watching? Like a guy that you're like, that guy.

Speaker 155 I mean, Kyle Tucker is a great hitter. Yeah.

Speaker 46 Good answer.

Speaker 155 It's fun to watch Aaron Judge because you never know. He can hit it to the moon anywhere on the field.

Speaker 155 I mean, I follow mostly the Phillies and Dodgers, the two teams I played for.

Speaker 155 Schwarber's fun to watch. Oh, yeah.
Schwarber's mash is the best. The best.

Speaker 155 Shoe Otani, he just flicks stuff over the fence and makes it look too easy.

Speaker 155 Freddie Freeman's the ultimate professional hitter. Like, there's not, I don't think there's a more professional hitter than Freddie Freeman currently.

Speaker 157 What does that mean?

Speaker 155 Just he doesn't get off his game plan. His game plan is to shoot a ball to left center.
And if it's in, he'll pull it. But his whole focus is to hit it to left center.
And it's pretty impressive.

Speaker 155 He doesn't get off it ever, which is hard to do. You tell yourself as a hitter, like, all right, this is my game plan for the day.

Speaker 155 But there are times, certain times, where like you'll get out of that. And I don't think he ever gets out of that.

Speaker 120 Yeah.

Speaker 18 So, your game plan for the day was it would vary depending on who you're hitting against?

Speaker 8 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 18 Because I think a lot of times nowadays, especially like the game plan is hit a home run or strike out, right?

Speaker 155 I don't know if it's that, but listen, I think pitching today is harder to hit than it was 10 years ago. Yeah, I think, guys, there's just more velocity,

Speaker 155 more tougher spin.

Speaker 155 I think it's just a fact. I think hitters are now starting to catch up to it because now they've seen it for a number of years.
But I think

Speaker 155 it's challenging to hit. So it's hard to put a game plan together.

Speaker 155 Their control isn't quite, I don't think, the same as it used to be, but they're also throwing it a lot harder. So I think that can make up for it.
But it's still fun to watch.

Speaker 155 There's some talent, super talented players at the big league level. But Joey Otani is fun to watch, as is Freddie Freeman.

Speaker 160 And Kyle Tucker.

Speaker 155 And Kyle Tucker. And my boy, Justin Turner.

Speaker 162 Yeah, Justin Turner. Yeah.

Speaker 8 Right? Has he been on the show?

Speaker 23 Yeah, he is not. We need to get him on.

Speaker 139 The fake nuts thing was pretty funny.

Speaker 158 Did you see that?

Speaker 157 I did see that.

Speaker 161 Yeah, that was pretty funny.

Speaker 46 Were they fake?

Speaker 69 They were.

Speaker 69 For a second, I was like, are those real?

Speaker 139 And then I was like, those are really skinny nuts.

Speaker 54 That would not be great.

Speaker 18 They weren't truck nuts. They were too small to be trucked.
They might have been like bicycle nuts. They put on the back of like your

Speaker 89 off of you.

Speaker 155 I suggest you guys, there's a the par three, the 12th hole par three where the boat, boat, the million dollar boat. Yeah.
I don't know if it's million dollars or the boat, whatever it is.

Speaker 155 You guys set up shop there.

Speaker 96 Yeah.

Speaker 155 Guys cruise in and do like a three-minute interview because it usually backs up.

Speaker 159 Yeah. Like that.
Okay.

Speaker 120 It's a good idea.

Speaker 8 Great idea. Yeah.

Speaker 158 Although we're not good at three-minute interviews.

Speaker 18 Maybe we'll just have memes yell at three minutes.

Speaker 154 Similar to like going into a game with a game plan, we go into the game plan and then,

Speaker 11 hey, let's talk about how Chase Hutley made his peanut butter and jelly for 10 minutes.

Speaker 48 Actually, I'm still interested.

Speaker 18 Yeah, I a few more questions. The small details is, that's really what separates the great from the good.
Yeah.

Speaker 66 Right?

Speaker 18 That's why you should be in the Hall of Fame. Nobody else had that type of discipline to feed themselves the same meal every day.

Speaker 33 Plastic knife?

Speaker 155 Whatever, butter knife.

Speaker 4 Okay.

Speaker 158 But you would, would you, would you prefer a real knife?

Speaker 65 No, no, no, no butter knife.

Speaker 18 Perfectly fine. Sitting down or standing up?

Speaker 155 Depending on, ooh, good question. Both.

Speaker 165 Both.

Speaker 18 You would mix that up.

Speaker 155 There are times where I was kind of on the move, so I didn't sit down.

Speaker 152 Plate or paper towel?

Speaker 65 Again.

Speaker 159 Both?

Speaker 126 Both. Yeah.

Speaker 127 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 102 Would you ever make one for someone else?

Speaker 155 No, I've suggested it for others, but no.

Speaker 161 And they would never take you up with it. No.

Speaker 120 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 155 There was a, there was a fad for a point in time where

Speaker 155 we were ripping through peanut butter and jelly.

Speaker 18 Like when you guys were winning the World Series, everyone was eating peanut butter and jobs pretty much.

Speaker 126 Yeah.

Speaker 161 Was there any, did you play with anyone who ever had a peanut butter allergy?

Speaker 155 Not that I'm aware of. Okay.

Speaker 159 No, that would be bad.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that would have been. Would it have st-would you have stopped?

Speaker 155 It depends how severe.

Speaker 158 Okay, that's a good answer. And how good they were.

Speaker 155 True.

Speaker 157 Like, if they're an end-of-the-bench guy, it's like, come on, man. You can get your epi pen.

Speaker 102 Chase has to have his peanut butter jelly.

Speaker 18 Did you ever have a one during a game?

Speaker 61 Yes. Oh.

Speaker 155 Plenty.

Speaker 18 So you would just like sneak off. Well, I mean, listen, you go into St.

Speaker 155 Louis in the middle of summer and it's 97 degrees with 98% humidity and you can't, you're dying. So you're just sweating, you're dying, and you need some energy.

Speaker 155 And that was my go-to to get some type of energy. So yeah, I would have them during the middle of the game.
would you post-game it no never never just business

Speaker 155 yeah do you ever would you ever go with uncrustables do you know what those are i know what those are okay had them i don't think i had any during okay you like the crust you said earlier you did

Speaker 162 i do enjoy the crust yeah yeah there's something about the process of making it too you never had anyone else make it never wow no look at this i think that's all the peanut butter and just weird shit huh yeah yeah yeah i don't think i have any

Speaker 138 what

Speaker 18 Did you like the peanut butter they had to stir around? Yeah.

Speaker 18 The one where the oil sticks. No, hate it.

Speaker 61 Hate that. Okay.

Speaker 139 You would obviously do peanut butter on one side and jelly on the other and then put them together. You wouldn't.
No.

Speaker 155 Sometimes I would. What? Sometimes I mix it.
Yeah.

Speaker 106 So you go, it's crazy.

Speaker 131 Would you put the, you always want to do it.

Speaker 44 Well, and then you're done.

Speaker 155 You're done with the thing and you're just throwing it in the tray.

Speaker 11 But what if you think enough jelly and then you go on the peanut butter side, then you dip back in, now you got peanut butter in the jelly?

Speaker 65 Fair.

Speaker 155 No,

Speaker 126 that happened. Good question.

Speaker 69 I can tell that happened. That has happened.

Speaker 101 Yeah, that's a culprit on that.

Speaker 155 You're savage.

Speaker 2 All right, Chase Huntley. Thank you, man.

Speaker 155 No, guys, my pleasure. Thanks for having me on.
Yeah. Appreciate it.
The man. That was fun.

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Speaker 146 Okay, let's wrap up the show.

Speaker 20 We've got

Speaker 17 FAQs.

Speaker 71 FAQs.

Speaker 43 Let's do it.

Speaker 71 FAQs.

Speaker 29 Zach, I have an FAQ for you.

Speaker 9 Yes, sir. How'd the Sonic Boom alarm clock go? Go.

Speaker 67 Sonic Boom Alarm Clock has a couple more steps to setting setting up than I first thought. A lot of buttons.
We don't have it all the way equipped yet.

Speaker 2 What does that mean?

Speaker 67 I had a little bit of a tough time figuring out how to set the time on it.

Speaker 20 From the reviews that I heard, it's going to shake your apartment.

Speaker 67 I read some things I'm worried about, like neighbor interference, like noise complaints to the leasing office.

Speaker 28 But you got to get up. You got to try it.

Speaker 70 You got to get up.

Speaker 51 You got to get up.

Speaker 30 Got to get up to get down. All right.

Speaker 64 Hank,

Speaker 61 FAQs.

Speaker 93 Which moment from the show would you want to relive for the first time?

Speaker 61 Ooh.

Speaker 80 Ooh.

Speaker 18 Moment from the show to relive.

Speaker 18 I think.

Speaker 108 Sopranos.

Speaker 64 Yeah.

Speaker 29 The office.

Speaker 3 I watched The Office Live starting with ABC.

Speaker 18 Wait, no, from this show.

Speaker 70 From this show.

Speaker 61 I thought you were saying.

Speaker 13 Oh, this is a show.

Speaker 18 I would like to relive the Soprano spoiler. Yeah, yeah, that too.

Speaker 20 I thought it was a show.

Speaker 58 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because do you ever think about that?

Speaker 34 Where it's like, I wish I could watch this show again for the first time.

Speaker 18 Like when Janice shot, was it Ralphie?

Speaker 48 No,

Speaker 18 Richie Apriel in the kitchen. Yeah.

Speaker 112 Breaking bad because I watched season five only.

Speaker 34 What about this show?

Speaker 134 Bill Walton. Bill Walton.

Speaker 18 I would like to meet Bill Walton again for the first time.

Speaker 87 Piss dogs.

Speaker 50 Max in his overalls.

Speaker 14 I still, that's still like maybe once a month I'll think about that.

Speaker 92 Yeah.

Speaker 26 And him just screaming, I look with Daniels.

Speaker 129 This could be such a bad night for me, and you guys just want it to be so much worse.

Speaker 80 Please.

Speaker 80 Like, I look at me right now. Look at what I'm doing for you.

Speaker 80 I look ridiculous.

Speaker 80 That's right. He's right.
He's right, Daddy. He's right.

Speaker 18 I think you're doing it for us, though. Yes! I mean,

Speaker 80 it's not fucking working!

Speaker 80 Everything you told me to do doesn't work!

Speaker 61 For my fucking asshole.

Speaker 75 Those are two different things.

Speaker 29 Max's reveal of the soul patch.

Speaker 18 Oh, the soul patch reveal. I saw the soul patch reveal.
Somebody posted a clip of it the other day, and I laughed out loud for like 10 seconds.

Speaker 117 Yeah.

Speaker 18 Yeah. It's so good.

Speaker 5 Pissed Dog's a good one, too. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 18 That one back.

Speaker 14 That's a good question, though.

Speaker 59 It wasn't, it was a little more heated,

Speaker 112 contentious at the the time, but but

Speaker 130 I won't even say it.

Speaker 130 No, I won't say it. I won't say it's not that say it, Hank.

Speaker 77 No, it's all right. You got to say it.

Speaker 107 Yeah, say it.

Speaker 60 Billy, the podcast when Billy, after Billy was falling asleep, was, or when he was falling asleep, was like,

Speaker 60 it was very funny.

Speaker 87 That was a funny moment. It was very heated.

Speaker 21 When he fell asleep on the

Speaker 65 podcast after

Speaker 59 watching him fall asleep all

Speaker 38 day.

Speaker 117 Yes.

Speaker 21 That was entertaining clients. Yeah.

Speaker 106 Yeah.

Speaker 66 Was so bad.

Speaker 134 It was so funny. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 20 Also, when he stepped to PFT, that was funny.

Speaker 70 Yeah.

Speaker 38 Or the hot sauce. Yeah.

Speaker 82 I think that was the hot sauce.

Speaker 80 The hot sauce was the best thing.

Speaker 84 And

Speaker 59 if I could relive and just, I wish maybe the

Speaker 87 most heated argument that almost broke up the show that I thought was so funny the whole time.

Speaker 86 And I was just like, kind of like, you guys were both like legit coming to me after like, you know, trying to.

Speaker 99 I don't even know, but the Mountain Dew debate.

Speaker 59 Oh. Mountain Dew bottle.

Speaker 104 Yeah. You guys were both like.

Speaker 61 It was.

Speaker 39 I was like, I don't know. It could be.

Speaker 101 PFT tried to gaslight. He's like, I know what the fuck it was.

Speaker 66 I was like, I don't know.

Speaker 108 Who's that?

Speaker 39 PFT is like, big cats.

Speaker 80 They're

Speaker 101 sitting behind you.

Speaker 18 Many fine people on both sides of that debate.

Speaker 17 You never know.

Speaker 18 That's the bottom line. It's the beauty of that argument: you can never know.

Speaker 61 He's gaslighting me again.

Speaker 35 The Joe Burrow interview.

Speaker 1 Because I think we don't, I think it was so awesome, but we don't remember.

Speaker 20 Like, that's just insane that we got to interview the national, the Heisman Trophy winner who just won a national championship like six hours prior, and we were fucking bombed for it.

Speaker 18 I think along those same lines, the first time we heard Coach O's voice in the office at LSU,

Speaker 18 we heard him before we saw him, and it was just goosebumps. Just hearing him walk down the hall.

Speaker 72 Where are these boys at? Yep.

Speaker 134 Yep.

Speaker 26 Chills.

Speaker 38 Which NFL quarterback?

Speaker 92 Also Sopranos.

Speaker 64 Yeah.

Speaker 38 Yeah, fuck you. Which NFL quarterback?

Speaker 18 Whose head got run over by the SUV in the gas station?

Speaker 53 Phil Leotardo.

Speaker 18 Phil Leotardo, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 128 Train guy?

Speaker 14 No, that's Milan Muckle.

Speaker 18 He got shot in the toy train shop.

Speaker 87 Which NFL QB would you take to partner with in a fight to the death tag team style?

Speaker 17 Ooh.

Speaker 130 Cam.

Speaker 99 Oh, which NFL quarterback?

Speaker 57 Like, current? Current. Shit.

Speaker 70 I think

Speaker 18 debate on whether or not he's a quarterback might be Taysom Hill.

Speaker 12 Oh, I thought you were going to say Jalen Hurts.

Speaker 61 No, no. I certified too.

Speaker 61 I was.

Speaker 80 If you could see

Speaker 62 my pre-face got angry.

Speaker 22 Max,

Speaker 22 you got... That's just...
You didn't get pre-mad?

Speaker 1 Your pre-face was freaking freaking freaking.

Speaker 62 My pre-face started to get angry. I started talking my hands.

Speaker 13 That's just a good thing. Jalen Hurts is the right answer.

Speaker 62 He's fucking

Speaker 62 insanely strong.

Speaker 77 I might take Baker.

Speaker 63 Baker's

Speaker 63 dog.

Speaker 17 Baker is a strong. Baker would be.

Speaker 38 He would literally, like, he'd fight to the death.

Speaker 22 I also, like,

Speaker 30 I don't think we give enough credit to just how, like, massive of a human Josh Allen is. Yeah.

Speaker 121 Like, strength and size. He's so nice, though.

Speaker 9 I know, but, like, imagine if he, like, he could just fucking maul someone.

Speaker 38 Tua?

Speaker 90 No. What?

Speaker 80 That's like 1-1.

Speaker 80 Bad answer?

Speaker 39 Yeah. I was just throwing names out there.

Speaker 18 I'm trying to get a conversation started.

Speaker 78 The absolute worst.

Speaker 18 Dak's probably worse based on the track record.

Speaker 80 No, Tua. Tua.
Bump his head.

Speaker 18 We've got video evidence of Dak Prescott in a fight. I mean, that's true.

Speaker 38 It's also big.

Speaker 9 Yeah, Lamar would would be a good pick.

Speaker 13 Lamar's.

Speaker 18 But he's got hands.

Speaker 40 Yeah.

Speaker 113 Joe Flacco.

Speaker 70 Old dad strength.

Speaker 106 Yeah.

Speaker 133 Oh,

Speaker 70 Anthony Richardson.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 92 That would be a good pick.

Speaker 117 He's a massive human being.

Speaker 93 Caleb?

Speaker 108 Probably not.

Speaker 86 Doesn't want to break a nail.

Speaker 70 Spicy. Good one.

Speaker 75 I love when Hank gets like this. It's great.

Speaker 101 I fucking love it. The whole day, he's just going to be give subtle jabs at everyone.

Speaker 1 It would just be like, no, I'm not mad.

Speaker 122 And then just fucking pepper him in for the next two days straight all because of a Mount Rush.

Speaker 39 That was a good joke, though.

Speaker 112 Hey, Zach and company, longtime listener, first time FAQ.

Speaker 112 What's one moment in PMT history you thought you might actually get you canceled or kicked off air?

Speaker 70 Well, when we did. We did get canceled.

Speaker 17 Yeah, we get kicked off air.

Speaker 47 I don't think that's.

Speaker 92 I mean, we work at bar.

Speaker 59 Like, there was never, there's never been concerns about

Speaker 87 like the Taylor Swift one, but that was never actually.

Speaker 22 I never was like.

Speaker 59 Like, it was a joke.

Speaker 93 Dave was joking about it, but it was never anything more than a joke.

Speaker 86 Yeah.

Speaker 62 I don't think. I thought Dave was going to fire me when I pushed Bosco at Campbell.

Speaker 65 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 38 Also, it was turned into a nothing.

Speaker 95 Yeah.

Speaker 97 It couldn't have been more of a nothing.

Speaker 22 I was so nervous.

Speaker 18 That was great because it gave Dave a great opportunity to show Bosco, like, hey, I'm on your side. Like, bring him in for a pat on the head.

Speaker 38 Like, I got your back, Bosco.

Speaker 62 No, I I think the word for word was

Speaker 62 I would have been mad if you pushed someone, but it was Bosco, so I don't care.

Speaker 92 Yeah, which is fair. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 30 I don't think there's, I mean, besides the time we actually got canceled.

Speaker 14 I don't think so. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 18 The thought really hasn't crossed my mind. No.

Speaker 112 Hey, Big Cat PFT, happy that your tongue survived another year of staying out of each other's butts. Will we ever see any more specific PMT 24-hour streams?

Speaker 93 How much work goes in to be able to pull that off for guys on camera, those behind the scenes?

Speaker 86 One of my favorite memories was you guys playing N64 during the middle of the night and would love to see more of the random content like that.

Speaker 128 Love your show.

Speaker 115 Thanks for the putting smiles on everyone's face.

Speaker 18 That was in the place of Grit Week, I believe. It was during COVID when we could training camps.

Speaker 104 That's correct.

Speaker 18 So we did the Grit stream, which was a 24-hour one.

Speaker 18 Occasionally, we pop up on Barcelona After Dark, take place and take part in their little locked in hell stream challenges.

Speaker 93 The Yaks doing a 12-hour stream soon.

Speaker 135 Another dig.

Speaker 66 I'm trying to think,

Speaker 38 uh,

Speaker 60 yeah, Barcelona Dark is probably where.

Speaker 18 But you guys did one.

Speaker 59 Yeah, me and Max. Yeah, what did we do?

Speaker 66 Yeah, me and my 24 hours.

Speaker 115 I think it was.

Speaker 93 I think it would be like 22 or something.

Speaker 90 Yeah.

Speaker 18 Max hit Blake in the head with a hockey stick.

Speaker 130 That was, yep, that was Max.

Speaker 70 We could do one. We could do a part of my Take Sleep Over if we got correct sponsorships.

Speaker 61 I would do it.

Speaker 92 How long was the Darts?

Speaker 38 Darts was.

Speaker 61 that was a long one. Wait, how long?

Speaker 20 How long was the stand-up?

Speaker 87 Stand-up was an hour.

Speaker 113 Oh, it felt like five days.

Speaker 85 Crushed pay-per-views.

Speaker 130 People love to stand-up, especially ours.

Speaker 48 Six months beforehand.

Speaker 56 Real easy to follow a warmed-up crowd like that, Hank.

Speaker 101 No one's ever been worse at stand-up than memes.

Speaker 89 I learned it.

Speaker 61 It was a one-man show.

Speaker 72 It wasn't stand-up. It was a one-man show.

Speaker 18 That was it. It was high art.
A textbook case of procrastination where memes was just like, I'll figure it out later. I'll figure it out later.

Speaker 18 Until it was the day of the show and he had like two hours left. He's like, I think I got to figure it out.

Speaker 20 If you didn't like memes stand-up, you just didn't understand it.

Speaker 65 Yeah, he didn't understand it.

Speaker 123 It was a one-man show.

Speaker 101 The Pundo show was one-man show. Hank.

Speaker 32 And then it was so, and then it was just like, oh, comedy show.

Speaker 72 You're opening.

Speaker 126 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Okay. Is that it?

Speaker 18 One more.

Speaker 65 One more.

Speaker 66 Ooh, I like this.

Speaker 59 If you had to build an NFL team/slash skill position roster out of PMT guests, no professional athletes.

Speaker 95 What?

Speaker 93 Who would make that list?

Speaker 18 Okay, I think somebody asked us this about the NBA as starting five at one point.

Speaker 18 I think we're still at tight end.

Speaker 18 Maybe John Taffer at guard.

Speaker 5 John Taffer. Oh, no, he said skill position.

Speaker 18 Oh, skill position.

Speaker 21 We're still at tight end.

Speaker 25 Who have we had that's fast?

Speaker 71 That is fast.

Speaker 62 Jerry O'Connell played quarterback in

Speaker 88 Kush.

Speaker 12 Yeah, we'll put JOC at quarterback.

Speaker 52 This is tough.

Speaker 18 Maybe Rebecca Romain somewhere. Yep.

Speaker 135 Coach's bought. Nope.

Speaker 44 Nope.

Speaker 18 Maybe tight end for her. Stop.

Speaker 18 Stop.

Speaker 80 What?

Speaker 95 Owen Wilson? Whoa.

Speaker 61 What just happened?

Speaker 69 What just happened to you?

Speaker 13 Mark Wahlberg at running back? Yeah.

Speaker 18 Wahlberg at running back. That'd be good.

Speaker 146 I don't know who the wide receivers would be.

Speaker 30 We need wide receivers.

Speaker 125 We need fast guys.

Speaker 85 Pablo Torre.

Speaker 99 Wait, wouldn't Wahlberg?

Speaker 91 Randy Moss. We have Randy Moss.

Speaker 81 Oh, yeah. Randy Moss at receiver.

Speaker 18 I feel like Wahlberg at receiver, wasn't that his position inventory? Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah, he could be slot receiver.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 21 Randy Moss on the outside.

Speaker 61 Wendy.

Speaker 50 Wendy is a run fullback.

Speaker 117 Love that.

Speaker 112 Josh DeMel.

Speaker 146 Josh Damel. He was a quarterback, right?

Speaker 66 Yeah, he could be the quarterback.

Speaker 18 He'll be starting quarterback, Jerry. You can back him up.

Speaker 51 He could be the backup for sure.

Speaker 30 I'm trying to think who else we've had. That's.

Speaker 61 I mean, we could.

Speaker 146 No professional athletes?

Speaker 38 No professional athletes.

Speaker 30 I mean, we could just do like

Speaker 51 Kane and Undertaker.

Speaker 18 They're athletes.

Speaker 96 They're professional athletes. They're professional athletes.

Speaker 29 Okay. Sorry.
Sorry. They're professional athletes.

Speaker 121 My bad. Jimmy Tatra.

Speaker 26 Just vibes guy.

Speaker 113 He could be like a slot. He's a slot receiver.

Speaker 61 Yeah, yeah, for sure. For sure.

Speaker 4 For sure, for sure.

Speaker 3 Stav.

Speaker 13 Oh, Stavi at fullback would be good.

Speaker 44 Going somewhere.

Speaker 20 Shane Gillis could be in there.

Speaker 18 Fauci at running back.

Speaker 122 Naming all of the guys that don't play sports that we've had on.

Speaker 60 Shane played sports. Yeah.

Speaker 74 No, I'm saying professional players.

Speaker 61 Yeah, he was.

Speaker 95 Oh, yeah. No, I'm literally just going down the list.

Speaker 33 Of just non-professional athletes.

Speaker 62 It's just more linemen, though.

Speaker 113 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 38 Not a lot of skill position.

Speaker 61 Skill position is tough.

Speaker 59 I think Jimmy could be a

Speaker 86 good slot. Randy Moss, take the top off.

Speaker 87 Yeah,

Speaker 103 for sure.

Speaker 62 Jimmy would have to be a receiver.

Speaker 100 Yeah.

Speaker 85 Okay. Does Joey Chestnut count? Yeah.

Speaker 61 Yeah. Well, he's a professional athlete.

Speaker 38 Does he count as athletes? I'm saying it's his athletic athletic

Speaker 38 athlete.

Speaker 61 Yeah, that was except that he was a great athlete.

Speaker 38 He counts as a professional athlete. Yes.

Speaker 66 Got it.

Speaker 18 Major League Eater.

Speaker 70 Got it. Yes.

Speaker 130 Got it.

Speaker 41 Come on, Hank.

Speaker 98 Just double-check it. Hank.

Speaker 93 Matt Damon, Casey Athletic.

Speaker 62 Adam Silver could probably snag some.

Speaker 12 Yeah, he he could maybe hear the plays from the sideline.

Speaker 12 If we lose our headsets.

Speaker 18 Yeah, I don't think the commissioners have any place in the starting lineup.

Speaker 130 Yeah.

Speaker 104 Florio?

Speaker 42 Florio could just be.

Speaker 102 He could just sue the other team to death.

Speaker 18 What about coaches that weren't professional athletes?

Speaker 95 Missoula would be a stud.

Speaker 18 Yeah, Missoula would be great.

Speaker 85 Yeah, we'd suck.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 61 Okay.

Speaker 29 Good show, boys. Numbers.

Speaker 61 Great show. Oh,

Speaker 107 trying to get your attention, Hank.

Speaker 59 I was working.

Speaker 94 Again,

Speaker 80 I'll work with you. You got it? I got it.

Speaker 61 I'm going to go with

Speaker 18 65.

Speaker 48 Matt, our ghostwriter's here. He's going to.

Speaker 48 Wait, Hank got six.

Speaker 111 Oh.

Speaker 65 Hank got six.

Speaker 59 Matt, our ghostwriter's here.

Speaker 66 Matt.

Speaker 20 How would you say the book's going?

Speaker 145 You know, I got to be honest. I'm pretty worried about it, guys.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 43 Because every time we sit and talk to you, we're like, we should just run away.

Speaker 145 Well, you're running off to meetings. You're busy people.

Speaker 145 You know, I'm here for four days, but I can't even get your attention. So

Speaker 24 I'm a little worried.

Speaker 18 Book is going to be might not ever come out.

Speaker 80 Might never come out.

Speaker 13 Might never come out.

Speaker 41 All right. What number do you have, Matt?

Speaker 145 17.

Speaker 9 17. Okay.

Speaker 80 Who? All right.

Speaker 9 Who else has to go?

Speaker 105 12.

Speaker 51 99. Poo.

Speaker 108 21.

Speaker 25 Still my number, 23.

Speaker 2 I'll go 77.

Speaker 100 11. Oh, I should have taken Shane's number again.

Speaker 16 Yeah, you should have.

Speaker 21 All right, everyone say their number real quick again.

Speaker 1 Starting with PFT, go around.

Speaker 101 6.

Speaker 75 Starting with PFT.

Speaker 18 65.

Speaker 91 17.

Speaker 61 This is a good hang episode.

Speaker 108 Great. 21.

Speaker 51 33.

Speaker 126 Three.

Speaker 110 333.

Speaker 114 That's 77. Three.

Speaker 32 Today's the day.

Speaker 66 Today's not the day. It will never be the day, buddy.

Speaker 28 Oh, Shane got it.

Speaker 28 Shane!

Speaker 79 Let's go!

Speaker 1 Shane, have you ever gotten it?

Speaker 82 I've gotten it. Oh, you have? Okay.

Speaker 13 Yeah, nobody cares.

Speaker 61 Wow.

Speaker 111 You got a double ball. Oh, Shane.

Speaker 61 Shane. Shane.
That's wild. Shane, Shane, Shane.

Speaker 26 Shane. Shane.
Shane. Shane.

Speaker 62 Oh, that would have been great if I took it. He would have been so fucking mad.
You would have mad at me.

Speaker 18 What's your secret to getting the lottery ball machine so many times? That's awesome. Chargers players.
Nice.

Speaker 134 Herbert, LG.

Speaker 32 La Dania Thompson played for the Jets.

Speaker 13 Okay, well, means have you gotten it?

Speaker 75 I did that one time. No, you didn't.

Speaker 82 I do. No, you didn't.
You never got it.

Speaker 1 Shane, you've gotten it twice now?

Speaker 97 This is my second time. Wow.

Speaker 96 Let's go.

Speaker 18 Ghost Rider Matt, how impressive is it that Shane was able to guess the number of the machine?

Speaker 61 I'll turn on you, Ghost Rider Matt.

Speaker 145 It's really impressive, and you know what? I think he should write a chapter.

Speaker 80 Yeah,

Speaker 133 how to get the lottery ball.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 61 Oh.

Speaker 51 Shane can't read or write.

Speaker 118 You've seen our graphic.

Speaker 61 Yeah, whatever.

Speaker 66 He's like, oh, I didn't spell that wrong.

Speaker 70 The computer did.

Speaker 9 That is something we're going to have to talk to Matt, our ghostwriter, about that we somehow have managed, all of our hires have had issues

Speaker 92 writing at every point.

Speaker 112 Starts at the top.

Speaker 66 What? What?

Speaker 28 Photoshop doesn't have spell check.

Speaker 64 Oh. Oh, okay.

Speaker 9 What word did you misspell?

Speaker 97 Jameis Winston, because I write down quotes in my notes app on my computer, and it autocrats Jameis to James every time.

Speaker 97 But I've been better. I've been better.

Speaker 127 No, he hasn't.

Speaker 97 There hasn't been a misspelling in a while.

Speaker 72 Yeah, Jason Tatum's stats wrong when you could just look it up online.

Speaker 61 Okay, David.

Speaker 101 This is all your fault, Tank.

Speaker 5 All right. That's the show.

Speaker 18 Love you guys.