Scottie Scheffler, Mt Rushmore of Things You’d Want To Be Severed For, Hulk Hogan, Justin Fields Injured And Time 100 List

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Speaker 4 On today's Pardon My Take, we have our good friend, recurring guest, Scotty Scheffler, fresh off his open championship win.

Speaker 14 Awesome time talking with him.

Speaker 11 Also broke some news with him.

Speaker 1 We have the Mount Rushmore of things you'd like to be severed for.

Speaker 17 Hank, let's say the gloves are now off.

Speaker 18 The gloves are now off for the Mount Rushmore season.

Speaker 16 We have Firefest.

Speaker 14 We're going to talk a little training camps.

Speaker 22 We taped a little out of order today, so you get instant reaction from memes after the Justin Fields injury at the end of the show, but we'll also talk about what happened and the dust settling at the beginning of the show.

Speaker 7 Hulk Hogan has passed away, and we're going to send you off on the weekend. And guess what?

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Speaker 7 Today is Friday, July 25th, and you are listening to a not top 100 podcast.

Speaker 32 And also, Hulk Hogan is dead.

Speaker 33 Which one do you want to start with?

Speaker 33 We have two equally big tragedies.

Speaker 35 Big tragedy.

Speaker 24 Let's start with Hulk.

Speaker 1 Hulk Hogan has passed away, 71 years old.

Speaker 20 I think that PFT today, July 25th, 2025, my childhood is officially over.

Speaker 33 Yeah, I mean, he was the 1980s. He was the 1990s.
You could make the argument that Hulk Hogan might have been the most American thing. Yeah.
And I mean that in every sense of the word.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 41 And also, like Mount Rushmore of entertainers.

Speaker 42 And yeah, listen, we'll say it right now.

Speaker 44 Hulk Hogan, significantly better professional wrestler than person.

Speaker 12 Great wrestler.

Speaker 46 Great wrestler.

Speaker 4 But yeah, it was my childhood's done.

Speaker 35 It took 40 years.

Speaker 28 I'm no longer a child.

Speaker 30 I can now be charged with as an adult in the court of law.

Speaker 3 That all just happened today.

Speaker 33 Starting right now, yeah.

Speaker 33 I went back and I looked at some of his best moments.

Speaker 33 You know, whenever somebody passes away, it does like the silver lining to it is sometimes you go back and you watch videos that make you happy and you remember some of the cool stuff that they did.

Speaker 33 When he choked out Richard Belzer on live television, that was awesome. Yes.
That was one of the best live TV moments, I think, in the history of the medium.

Speaker 33 The body slam on Andre the Giant, his match against Yokozuna.

Speaker 50 His heel turn.

Speaker 51 His heel turn.

Speaker 45 Most iconic heel turn ever.

Speaker 33 You remember when he showed up in that cave, that like weird cave of doom? Yeah. And then he like touched the water and he shook his hand.
He's like, ah, the water's not hot.

Speaker 48 Yeah.

Speaker 33 That's just incredible television. He was wrestling and he kind of transcended the sport.
He made the WWF, WWE what it is today. So, yeah, Mount Rushmore of Wrestlers, for sure.

Speaker 20 Yeah, Mount Rushmore of wrestlers.

Speaker 19 And these things come in threes.

Speaker 54 We lost

Speaker 10 a member of the fictional Cosby family.

Speaker 14 We lost Ozzy Osborne and now Hulk Hogan.

Speaker 33 So Ozzy Osborne, another great American.

Speaker 56 Yeah, another great American.

Speaker 33 Andrew Yang said that. Yeah.

Speaker 10 By the way, I do think

Speaker 58 our esports correspondent, Darren Revelle, is starting to maybe learn from his mistakes because Hulk Hogan passed, and he actually had a couple fun tidbits on his Twitter.

Speaker 54 Unlike when Ozzy Osborne passed, I think he might have deleted one of the tweets.

Speaker 45 He talked about Ozzy Osborne's famous take me out to the ball game at Wrigley in 2003 and then followed up with, yes, I do have the ticket stub.

Speaker 23 And everyone was like, so you just made his death about you.

Speaker 28 I think he deleted it.

Speaker 59 Hulk Hogan, you know, he has a lot of Hulk Hogan memorabilia.

Speaker 33 I think Darren probably has like Bubba the Love Sponges fitted sheets.

Speaker 55 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 7 He has a bill from the sushi restaurant he ate at that night.

Speaker 31 Yeah.

Speaker 48 Yeah.

Speaker 13 But yeah, Hulk Hogan has passed.

Speaker 10 Childhood over.

Speaker 59 71's actually pretty old for a wrestler.

Speaker 7 I feel like dog years, that's like 200.

Speaker 33 Yeah, I honestly thought he might have been even a little bit older than that. But I wonder if they're going to continue to make the movie about Hulk Hogan and Gawker

Speaker 33 because Ben Affleck was going to be playing Hulk Hogan. I just want to see what that looks like.

Speaker 33 You don't even have to release the entire movie. Just give me some pictures of

Speaker 33 some of the screen tests that they did for it. I want to see how Affleck's able to pull that off.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I think they'll definitely still make it.

Speaker 4 Did we check to see if Bam Margero did? He had the chance to maybe make the most viral tweet of all time.

Speaker 23 Because if you remember, Hulk Hogan, it was a few years ago, many years ago, said, Damn, Bam, I wish you were still with us.

Speaker 14 I sure would love to hang out again. My brother, love you, miss you.

Speaker 45 And it's a picture of him and Bam Margera.

Speaker 7 And then Bam Margera just said, I'm alive, brother, but miss you too.

Speaker 10 Yeah, he could reverse it right now.

Speaker 33 I think he mistook him for Ryan Dunn.

Speaker 14 I think that's that.

Speaker 56 That's definitely what happened.

Speaker 1 But yeah, Hulk Hogan's dead.

Speaker 29 It sucks.

Speaker 33 Yeah, it's tough. It's a,

Speaker 12 I mean, yeah, great wrestler. Great wrestler.
Great wrestler. Great, great wrestler.

Speaker 28 Top, top, like, yeah, maybe top American export.

Speaker 70 The world knew who Hulk Hogan was.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Eat your vitamins.

Speaker 33 Eat your vitamins, say your prayers, brother. Yeah.

Speaker 66 And I think that, like, we're probably dating ourselves, but the wrestling buddies,

Speaker 65 the pillows,

Speaker 48 all set.

Speaker 55 Yeah, that Hulk Hogan was a big part of that.

Speaker 38 Okay.

Speaker 4 Yeah. All this probably, we probably don't even have anyone listening right now because we're not a top 100 podcast.

Speaker 50 Hey, Zach, what's up?

Speaker 6 Keep looking at me. You're nervous.

Speaker 72 I was just paying attention while you were speaking. That was all.

Speaker 4 Okay, yeah. PFT is sick.

Speaker 7 And so Zach and Hank is out.

Speaker 7 And so Zach is sitting in PFT's chair.

Speaker 33 How dumb? I think that this might this might be the key to getting us to the top 100.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 33 Like, if this episode had come out last week and Zach's in the chair and I'm not, that I feel like we got to be above Pablo Tori finds out. Heartthrob City.

Speaker 7 But what we're referring to is Time magazine,

Speaker 32 famously named Hitler Man of the Year in 1939.

Speaker 73 that Time magazine released their top or best podcasts of all time, top 100.

Speaker 2 Now, let me just say to start this,

Speaker 7 we don't actually care about these fucking lists, but it is funny because did I expect to be on it?

Speaker 58 Probably,

Speaker 45 but it's fun to have fun with it when we're not on it.

Speaker 10 They also left off Joe Rogan, which makes it even better.

Speaker 4 And we got beat out. We got beat out.

Speaker 37 We got to tip our hat because Men and Blazers, who we know those guys, we like those guys, the Kelsey Brothers, we know those guys like those guys pablo tore we we know pablo we like pablo uh and then the tennis podcast

Speaker 33 which is just a juggernaut the tennis podcast beat us out i went into this uh thinking i was going to be mad when i saw the list of shows that they put above us and i i like you because i i actually don't care because lists are lists are made for like one of two reasons one just to jack to jack off your friends the second reason would be to get people mad about the list um but in this case, I saw the list of sports podcasts that were ranked ahead of us,

Speaker 33 and they nailed it. Yeah, like Time absolutely nailed it.
The tennis podcast is a juggernaut. We try to dip our toes into the tennis scene, but we're casuals.

Speaker 33 But yeah, you said it. I mean, you think of other

Speaker 33 all-time greats that Time magazine has put up there: Hitler, Stalin, who was man of the year, too.

Speaker 33 Henry Kissinger,

Speaker 33 another all-time man of the year, Ayatollah Kamini, he was up there. So, I mean, if we're getting left off this list,

Speaker 33 I guess misery loves company. So, more sports podcasts did not make this list than made it.
We have a lot of people with us that are saying nice things about us, which I appreciate. Yes.

Speaker 33 But, yeah, you said it. Like, Joe Rogan, not on the list, kind of crazy.

Speaker 83 No Bill Burr.

Speaker 33 On the list. Yeah.
And say what you want about Dan Bongino, but the man literally podcasted his way into becoming the deputy director of the FBI.

Speaker 6 Yep.

Speaker 71 Adam Carolla

Speaker 3 started podcasting, basically.

Speaker 84 Like pretty crazy.

Speaker 50 Yeah. Talked to her.

Speaker 4 But we should say we got beat out by, you know, better shows.

Speaker 23 Like there was a recap show of the Gilmore girls that came out 20 years ago.

Speaker 48 That's

Speaker 48 important.

Speaker 7 Gilmore guys.

Speaker 20 Yeah, that's an important thing.

Speaker 7 The tennis podcast makes it so funny.

Speaker 1 And no shade at them.

Speaker 7 We actually invited them on.

Speaker 19 They declined because we wanted to get some tips on on how to become a good podcast but i think that if it were just men and blazers the kelseys pablatori and bill simmons i would have been like maybe a little mad the tennis podcast made it so fucking funny it made it very so funny and i know that i do feel a little bad that the uh they had to protect their tweets i'm not going to apologize for our fans because i love our fans and and they ride or die but uh and they just went nine-time

Speaker 33 awl right in the tennis podcast face but it just makes it so funny the tennis podcast beat us out If you were to make a list of the 100 best podcast listeners of all time, the AWLs are number one.

Speaker 33 Easy.

Speaker 28 Number one. And we would fight if you weren't on that list.

Speaker 33 Easy.

Speaker 33 If we made a list, what about the 100 best podcast guests of all time?

Speaker 33 Who would you have on that list? I've got my 1-1.

Speaker 84 Blake Griffin.

Speaker 88 This was a bad idea when we did this.

Speaker 28 Yeah, but we could just say.

Speaker 33 No, no, no. I'm talking about across all genres.

Speaker 70 Oh. Not our podcast.

Speaker 33 The best podcast guests of all time.

Speaker 1 Oh, I think when the Nelk Boys interviewed Benjamin Netanyahu, that was a bad thing.

Speaker 33 BB. BB has got to be the number one podcast guest of all time.

Speaker 33 My one-two would be Cat Williams.

Speaker 42 Yes.

Speaker 84 Yes. I would agree with that.
I would agree with that.

Speaker 33 Burke Kreischer for a while was a professional podcast guest. He was a podcaster.

Speaker 55 He was.

Speaker 28 So

Speaker 66 we alluded to it last show.

Speaker 10 Our ghostwriter for our book is here.

Speaker 66 Been a great week.

Speaker 60 We actually have a pretty good plan.

Speaker 14 Less.

Speaker 4 I actually said, I felt bad.

Speaker 66 I said to Matt, because PFT, you're out today

Speaker 66 after we met this morning.

Speaker 29 I was like, this isn't that hard.

Speaker 51 Like, I feel good about it.

Speaker 42 And he was like, well, yeah, I have to write it.

Speaker 90 I was like, yeah, yeah, you're right.

Speaker 28 We're going to do a lot of the writing too.

Speaker 41 But

Speaker 10 he did come up with the idea instantly, and we will include top 100 magazines of all time in the book.

Speaker 92 So, Matt, you want to give us just a couple that are top 100 magazines?

Speaker 93 Oh, yeah. We have a bunch, a bunch of real good ones here.

Speaker 93 We have Girls and Corpses, Corpses, Mimics Magazine, Ranger Rick, and Practical Sheep, Goats, and Alpacas, all real magazines and all better than time. Yeah.

Speaker 48 So I'm just going to.

Speaker 48 Yeah. So we are Ranger Rick.

Speaker 95 Yeah.

Speaker 33 It is

Speaker 33 like not including Joe Rogan on the list of all these crazy influential podcasts. That would be like if you made a list of the hundred greatest genres of film of all time and you didn't include porn.

Speaker 38 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 62 It's nuts.

Speaker 38 Joe Rogan is the biggest podcast in the world, and he's like, he's in the news all the time.

Speaker 3 And think about how many careers he started.

Speaker 87 It's fucking nuts.

Speaker 29 Wait, what was that? Practical sheeps and alpalcas?

Speaker 93 Practical sheep, goats, and alpacas. And PFT, just to give you a callback to Croquet,

Speaker 93 number 20 on our list right now is Croquet Gazette.

Speaker 67 Ooh. Oh, I love that.

Speaker 98 Yeah, I know.

Speaker 81 I love that. We're going to order a whole stack of them.

Speaker 51 Yeah, so we will have...

Speaker 33 I'm sort of a mallet times man myself, but the Gazette's pretty good.

Speaker 7 We will have our top 100 magazines of all time in the book, but the book is going well.

Speaker 23 We sat with Matt for a long time this week, and we have some really funny stories that we retold. And again, we're going to write a good portion of the book too, which we do have to do, PFT.

Speaker 48 Yeah.

Speaker 64 We're ready to do it.

Speaker 46 We also, I'll just say it because

Speaker 4 I was going to say it after PFT, but

Speaker 53 when I was meeting with Matt this morning, because I do think that this book, we're dumb and Books are dumb, reading's dumb.

Speaker 20 So I think we need to just be transparent throughout the entire process because people will like hearing about the process going along and they'll be like, oh, this is what you were working on.

Speaker 5 So PFT, we were originally going to do like year by year.

Speaker 44 I think we're going to, and you could tell me if I'm wrong or if this is stupid, I think we're going to do it in quarters.

Speaker 77 We're going to make it a football game.

Speaker 33 Oh, I like that. First quarter, second quarter.
Yeah.

Speaker 33 But different drives.

Speaker 48 Yeah.

Speaker 100 Well, no, and then in between quarters, we'll write our stuff and give people like, we're basically the commercial timeouts.

Speaker 33 But here's the one thing that concerns me about that. Yeah.

Speaker 64 What if we go to overtime?

Speaker 48 Overtime is in play.

Speaker 57 We're fucked.

Speaker 33 And then just sudden death, like with just one chapter, and then we're done in overtime. You all know that.

Speaker 33 Also, if it's cut into fours, like I like my books with the shortest chapters possible. Oh, they're going to be short to feel.
No, no, no.

Speaker 29 The first quarter is not going to be one full chapter.

Speaker 75 The first quarter is going to have many chapters.

Speaker 4 It's just a way for us to

Speaker 5 be like, hey, here's the first quarter of the podcast history.

Speaker 33 Right.

Speaker 33 So the prologue will be like the flyover national anthem yep and then we'll have halftime we'll have red panda at halftime yes yes oh we should get we should interview red panda matt you could also have

Speaker 93 you're gonna we're also just gonna have a bunch of pre-game and post-game analysis that's other people writing yeah the book right yeah yeah and i also like that we went from 10 chapters to four quarters.

Speaker 93 That makes my job a lot easier. Yeah, it seems easier.

Speaker 13 Yeah, even though there's going to be way more chapters.

Speaker 10 It's more palatable now.

Speaker 42 Yeah. It's also.

Speaker 33 Yeah, and as the fourth quarter dwindles, the font gets bigger and bigger and bigger as we're running the clock out. Yeah.

Speaker 93 The stakes get higher, so the font's got to get bigger.

Speaker 60 PFDI also

Speaker 66 we haven't made the decision yet, but I think you'll be with me on this because we're writing a book.

Speaker 51 The last thing we want to do is have to write another book or update the book.

Speaker 44 So we're just going to go 10 more years of pardon my take.

Speaker 7 Someone's going to die.

Speaker 28 But we will write that part of the book, too.

Speaker 33 We're going to look into the future?

Speaker 103 Yeah, we're going to look in the future so that we never have to fucking write a book again.

Speaker 33 I think episode one of the show, I forget if it was you who said it or me, but we said that this podcast will go until one of us develops a debilitating drug habit.

Speaker 37 Yeah, so that may be how we finish the story, but I don't like the last thing I want is for this book to be successful and be like, hey guys, can you do an update like five years from now?

Speaker 7 It's like, no, bro, we did the update.

Speaker 51 It's right there.

Speaker 33 I just want to say congratulations to us for not developing drug habits.

Speaker 74 Yeah.

Speaker 33 We use drugs the exact perfect amount on this show. Yeah.

Speaker 12 Well, let's just hope.

Speaker 73 Well, no, I want you.

Speaker 19 I was going to say, I want Josh Allen to keep winning MVPs.

Speaker 33 Yes. But

Speaker 43 if he wins like the next five, we could be in trouble.

Speaker 33 But he can't win multiple MVPs in a year.

Speaker 24 That's true.

Speaker 92 That's true. What are you going to say, Max?

Speaker 14 I was just leaning forward.

Speaker 73 Okay.

Speaker 19 I might get on testosterone.

Speaker 11 We'll talk about that later, but I'm thinking about that.

Speaker 22 So

Speaker 14 the injuries are starting to mount up.

Speaker 4 We should talk about the big news of today.

Speaker 60 Memes, you ready?

Speaker 80 I'm ready, all right.

Speaker 59 Chucky Cheese got arrested,

Speaker 33 and he kept his hat on,

Speaker 33 good, he kept the mascot head on, hat tip to him.

Speaker 33 Yeah, like they were probably gonna fire him when he gets let out of there in handcuffs, but the fact that he kept the mascot head on, you're not gonna find a better replacement than that.

Speaker 33 That is the that's the best worker for your brand.

Speaker 33 That that guy did so much, not just for the kids that were in there that might have been scarred by seeing the mascot get arrested and also removing his hat.

Speaker 33 It did a lot of good for those kids to not have to deal with that. But also just like the brand impressions that it did for your company.
Those pictures of Chuck E.

Speaker 33 Cheese in handcuffs probably translated to millions of dollars in equity for the Chuck E. Cheese brand.
So that's the employee of the month right there.

Speaker 14 Yeah, I don't know if this makes me a good or bad parent, but like I cannot wait to get home to show my kids this video.

Speaker 7 And just be like, look at this.

Speaker 20 Never meet your heroes.

Speaker 7 Chuck E. Cheese is in the clink.

Speaker 13 He's being thrown away right now.

Speaker 1 I actually, you know what? I might just save it for the next time.

Speaker 7 They're like, hey, can we please go to Chuck E. Cheese? It's like, can't?

Speaker 80 He's in jail.

Speaker 48 What do you think?

Speaker 33 He's going to be associated with.

Speaker 33 Did you know that the E in Chuck E. Cheese stands for entertainment? I did.

Speaker 33 The mouse's middle name is Entertainment. So his name is Charles Entertainment Cheese.

Speaker 19 I have spent a lot of time in Chuck E.

Speaker 11 Cheese in the last couple of years, which is a place I didn't think I'd ever go back to because I... didn't think as a kid it would last this long.

Speaker 48 But it is.

Speaker 104 It's still going.

Speaker 89 They're still doing it.

Speaker 33 The best air hockey tables and maybe the worst ball pits.

Speaker 1 Yeah, ball pits. And then there's just a lot of games and

Speaker 19 you just can't get a lot of tickets. Like I try, I played so many games the other day when I was there for a birthday party.

Speaker 11 And now that I'm saying this out loud, I'm just going to stop the story.

Speaker 104 You know what?

Speaker 30 Actually, I can say that because my childhood didn't end till today.

Speaker 48 Yeah. I was still a kid when I was doing that last last month, playing a Chuck E.

Speaker 19 Cheese.

Speaker 33 It kind of makes me want to go back to to Chuck E. Cheese, seeing the mouse get arrested.

Speaker 18 Listen, I know it well.

Speaker 102 We can go.

Speaker 9 I know exactly where it is, and I know the games we can play, the games that will get us the most tickets.

Speaker 33 Also, the pizza, not bad.

Speaker 41 Not bad at all. Not bad at all.

Speaker 80 Okay.

Speaker 35 Justin Fields was carted off this morning, but he's fine.

Speaker 48 He has a toe injury.

Speaker 33 First he hid behind a tree. Yeah.
And then they put him on the injury cart. They carted him off.
And then they gave him an x-ray. Dislocated toe.

Speaker 33 So i don't i've never dislocated a toe before um i would say though that if you were to pick one body part on your body to be injured it's probably your toe

Speaker 33 i don't know turf toe is a beast turf toe but i don't think this is turf toe i'm just saying though like if you had to pick one body part to get injured turf toe is a beast i would pick you know what turf toe is more about like the bottom of your foot it's like a it's a foot injury not just your toe yeah pinky what about earlobe

Speaker 91 you, an earlobe for?

Speaker 33 Get it pierced? Yeah. I don't know.

Speaker 105 You can hurt your earlobe.

Speaker 84 Vander Holyfield.

Speaker 24 Trump.

Speaker 51 I mean, Holyfield literally got his earlobe bitten.

Speaker 74 Yeah.

Speaker 14 Do you not know that that happened?

Speaker 106 Mike Tyson? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 41 Yeah, you know. I know.

Speaker 11 Trump? Yeah.

Speaker 33 Picro Armstrong got, I think both of his earlobes hurt, but he looks awesome now.

Speaker 64 Yeah, he looks sick.

Speaker 7 So sick. What else?

Speaker 32 Nipple? No, nipple would hurt.

Speaker 90 Nipple would suck. Yeah, nipple would suck.

Speaker 104 Listen, we're just throwing out body parts.

Speaker 42 Don't get mad at me.

Speaker 48 I'm sorry.

Speaker 101 I'm sorry. Zach, give us one.

Speaker 72 Nipple would be really bad.

Speaker 49 Forearm?

Speaker 91 Forearm. Nope.

Speaker 48 No, forearm.

Speaker 107 Forearm's rough.

Speaker 72 Is forearm rough?

Speaker 74 I think a quarterback would need his forearm.

Speaker 72 What about your hair? Oh, as the quarterback hair's going.

Speaker 33 Maybe not Justin Fields.

Speaker 46 Yeah, no.

Speaker 3 So, memes, talk us through today because it's been up and down.

Speaker 60 It's been to, I, I got, PFD, I got added to a Jets group chat.

Speaker 20 Max and I got added to the Jets group chat at Barstow Sports just to try to pump up the boys.

Speaker 33 Well, Big Cat was getting some takes off.

Speaker 51 I was getting some takes off, but they were all coming from a, like, I've been through Justin Fields. I'm rooting for the guy.

Speaker 73 I have my doubts.

Speaker 109 I think it's fair for Bears fans who watched, was it three seasons?

Speaker 110 Yeah.

Speaker 109 Three seasons of Justin Fields to say he's not a guy.

Speaker 48 But

Speaker 88 I do think that this season for Justin Fields is the best opportunity to try,

Speaker 88 is his last-ditch effort to become a guy.

Speaker 106 Okay. Or

Speaker 88 at least save his career.

Speaker 108 Save his career.

Speaker 31 That's fair.

Speaker 111 I would agree with that.

Speaker 109 So I just didn't want to see him go out like this, like if it was an Achilles or.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, when it was like supposed to be, that's another thing.

Speaker 18 We need to get rid of the carted off nomenclature when it's like, we don't, especially in training camp, because it's one thing to get carted off when you're watching the game and you can be like, oh, that was a really bad injury.

Speaker 63 There's nothing worse than the carted off tweet that you get from one of the beat reporters from your team's training camp.

Speaker 10 You're like, what the fuck?

Speaker 4 Because you just think the absolute worst.

Speaker 22 You think out for the season.

Speaker 60 This was not a carted off.

Speaker 73 I mean, it was obviously needed to be carted off, but it ended up not being a carted off injury.

Speaker 33 Yeah, I think that that's credit to everybody that tweeted out thoughts and prayers. It worked.
Yeah. Everybody was just like hoping.
And your thoughts, your prayers,

Speaker 33 they made it not as bad of an injury. It was like that with Joe Burrow a couple of years ago.
Remember that when he hurt his leg during training camp? Yeah.

Speaker 33 Everybody thought it was like, oh shit, Joe Burrow out for the season. Turns out, I think he was even back for week one.

Speaker 42 But

Speaker 3 that was actually probably

Speaker 1 what you're hoping doesn't happen with

Speaker 23 Justin Fields because Joe Burrow was hampered to start the season, remember?

Speaker 13 And they started slow.

Speaker 20 Although the Bengals start slow every year.

Speaker 50 But so you feeling where we at now means it's been a few hours.

Speaker 3 Vibe check.

Speaker 33 Vibes are great.

Speaker 113 Okay, we're back.

Speaker 109 Vibes are great unless

Speaker 109 the toe injury develops into like an infection or something.

Speaker 60 I also would like to say that,

Speaker 14 and again, we talk about it almost instantly after during Firefest.

Speaker 108 PFT, I don't know if you knew this, but like Memes is

Speaker 48 all in on Justin Fields.

Speaker 61 Yeah, to a point that I, yeah, but to a point I didn't, I didn't fully realize how all in.

Speaker 33 Memes has been all in on everybody.

Speaker 102 True.

Speaker 33 Like, that's just, he's an all-in guy. He is.

Speaker 56 I love that about you.

Speaker 33 It's like every player on that team at the start of the year, every coach, he's all in on all of them. And then he's going to figure out who his scapegoats are.

Speaker 33 Usually he'll go to like somebody in the media first. And then after he gets on from that, he'll figure out the one guy that he hates on the team.
But yeah, memes is always all in. He's optimistic.

Speaker 33 Memes, I got a question for you. After Justin Fields, after the news broke today, did you allow yourself to get to a point where you watched Tarod Taylor highlights?

Speaker 109 No, I didn't even get to that point. It was just walk in, and then it was just on.

Speaker 23 Yeah, and then it was just fighting for your life.

Speaker 14 It was just fighting. Fighting for your life.

Speaker 60 And the tweet that's going around about the Jets' early preseason/slash early season injuries, that does suck. It's Justin Fields' toe, which hopefully is okay.

Speaker 66 Two years ago, with Aaron Rodgers, the Achilles, 2022, Zach Wilson, knee surgery preseason.

Speaker 22 Sam Darnold, week two, mono, which is very funny to just have on any list.

Speaker 45 Geno Smith, 2015, broke his jaw, punched by teammate.

Speaker 7 also funny to have on any list in the preseason. 2013, Mark Sanchez preseason shoulder surgery, and then 2003, Chad Pennington preseason, broken hand slash wrist.

Speaker 23 And then 1999, then he tasked towards Achilles.

Speaker 109 Game one. Yeah.

Speaker 31 Not fun.

Speaker 67 Yeah.

Speaker 33 You want to at least have a full offseason to be optimistic about next year.

Speaker 84 You want to go into week one with like your loaded gun.

Speaker 103 You want to have everyone ready to go.

Speaker 109 Well, I wouldn't say optimistic.

Speaker 33 You're optimistic.

Speaker 90 you are optimistic memes is thinking soupy won't say it he won't say it he is thinking soupy

Speaker 56 you just went you were just going through all of the units on the jets and being like we're awesome here we're awesome here no you're thinking and and if justin fields could perform the jets will be in a good place

Speaker 109 but i'm not i'm not optimistic they're minus 700 to miss the playoffs espn just came out with rankings that were 20 were ranked 28 out of 32 who cares

Speaker 101 who cares about rankings

Speaker 106 i'm not i'm yeah i don't you don't You don't.

Speaker 48 You don't. You can't.
You don't care about rankings.

Speaker 84 You can't now quote journalists and be like, look at what they're saying.

Speaker 88 That is what they're saying. Like, last season, they went to the season.

Speaker 14 We were ranked fourth in Super Bowl odds, and they won five games.

Speaker 109 So it's like you can't really determine your entire team based off of.

Speaker 101 So what? So Super Bowl.

Speaker 31 You just went full circle there.

Speaker 48 Yeah, we're back to fifth.

Speaker 48 Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 115 You were talking about how you're not optimistic, and then you finished with, well,

Speaker 56 last year's.

Speaker 116 This year, I don't have expectations till I have expectations.

Speaker 106 You have expectations.

Speaker 3 You went, the media doesn't, the media has us finishing last, and then a full circle don't listen to the media.

Speaker 7 They don't know shit.

Speaker 111 That's true.

Speaker 33 It doesn't affect your optimism.

Speaker 33 The media picking you guys 28th makes you mad at the media, but that doesn't actually affect where you think that they're going to finish.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 88 Correct.

Speaker 109 Any given Sunday, you could win a football game.

Speaker 101 Yeah.

Speaker 109 But expectations get set pretty much immediately when you're a Jets fan. So week one or preseason when your quarterback gets carted off her toe.

Speaker 59 Yeah, the injury thing is just the only thing you don't want in preseason because right now it's everyone freaking out mode.

Speaker 7 Aaron Rodgers, Jerry came up to me.

Speaker 20 He's like, Aaron Rodgers looks bad.

Speaker 7 That's what I'm hearing from Steelers camp. I'm like, dude, it's day two.

Speaker 5 Who cares?

Speaker 7 Like, the Bears, Kale Williams, got yelled at by Ben Johnson, got the seven-on-seven offense got kicked off the field.

Speaker 19 I'm like, good.

Speaker 1 Joe Burrows said the defense won the day against them.

Speaker 7 That's what you should expect in preseason.

Speaker 60 The offense usually looks bad to start preseason.

Speaker 33 And that would be a great job by Joe Burrow to gas up his defense early on training camp.

Speaker 96 Right.

Speaker 33 They need to be more confident. If I were him, I would just like let them pick me off three times a practice just to get some confidence.

Speaker 33 I saw that ESP in Cleveland is also updating on a day-to-day basis the stat lines for all their quarterbacks. Oh, so we give it to me.
We're looking at the four-horse race in Cleveland.

Speaker 33 Joe Flacco, five for five.

Speaker 110 Perfect.

Speaker 33 No touchdowns, no interceptions. Shador, three for eight.

Speaker 33 No touchdowns, no picks. Kenny Pickett, six for seven.

Speaker 106 They let him air it out a little bit.

Speaker 33 No touchdowns, no picks. And then Dylan Gabriel, six for seven, one touchdown, no interceptions.
So right now, I have Dylan Gabriel, QB1. Yeah.
Joe Flacco, QB2.

Speaker 1 Kenny Pickett, then Shadur?

Speaker 33 I think I would probably have.

Speaker 33 It depends. What was the weather like? Probably pretty nice.
True. I'm going to have...
I'm going to put, yeah, Pickett 3, and then Shadur 4.

Speaker 9 That Browns video, by the way, of them unveiling the new helmet, I hate that they did that because it ruins it for everyone else.

Speaker 63 Like, for instance, so if people have missed it, the Browns unveiled a new helmet, and they had a guy who was taking video on this barge on the river or the lake fall into the lake, and it went viral for a little bit, and then it leaked that it was all a stunt.

Speaker 3 And what it does is it ruins when a Savannah banana smashes their face live on TV.

Speaker 46 Because that was real.

Speaker 33 Yeah. That was such a funny face smash that he had.
That guy's trying to do the backflip.

Speaker 19 He's going to get so much sympathy, pussy.

Speaker 12 That's Rack, right?

Speaker 33 Yeah, that's Rack. It was Rack that did it.
Rack, he's famous for doing the backflips.

Speaker 33 Originally, I thought it might be fake just because I've never seen that guy miss a flip.

Speaker 36 Yeah.

Speaker 33 But yeah, that was a great face smash that he had there.

Speaker 2 Max, by the way, the Savannah Bananas did reach out to me.

Speaker 45 Should we ask them if you want to do Dingers Only against them?

Speaker 28 Yep.

Speaker 27 What did they say?

Speaker 22 They said no. Oh.
Well, no, I actually didn't ask them because I didn't want you to never do it.

Speaker 115 You want me to never do it?

Speaker 100 I kind of like this story. I know.

Speaker 115 I've thought about it, and

Speaker 115 I just don't know.

Speaker 96 You guys don't want to go anywhere either.

Speaker 74 Like, you guys don't want to do this.

Speaker 14 Max, are you saying that with the travel schedule that we have up for the next like four weeks where we're basically gone every single week, we don't want to travel so that you can do your dingers-only bet that you should have done seven months ago?

Speaker 66 Yeah, guilty is charged.

Speaker 115 Well, we tried to do it seven months ago, and you bailed.

Speaker 107 Rain

Speaker 115 happened multitude of times, and then there was an injury. Would you be able to do it right now?

Speaker 117 Injuries happen.

Speaker 41 I'd gut it out. No, you wouldn't.

Speaker 65 Yeah, I would.

Speaker 115 You would tear an Achilles.

Speaker 62 I fucking hurt my leg when I played softball.

Speaker 7 I gutted it out, stayed on the mound.

Speaker 48 All right, I'll hit up the bananas.

Speaker 50 They're coming to Chicago.

Speaker 74 Yeah, that would be perfect.

Speaker 90 Okay.

Speaker 118 Let's do it at Wrigley.

Speaker 48 All right.

Speaker 44 No, they're playing at

Speaker 115 guaranteed rate. Let's do it at a guaranteed rate.

Speaker 45 That would be fun.

Speaker 51 That would be fun, PFT.

Speaker 33 I'm down. I'm actually

Speaker 33 very lowest of keys. I'm psyched that Max has not scheduled this yet because I'm dreading having to catch for it.
Catching feels like it's going to be just as hard as pitching.

Speaker 48 Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, catching was not fun.

Speaker 110 It was not fun.

Speaker 33 I'm not, my knees aren't in the greatest shape they've ever been. My ass is out of shape.
It's going to be tough. I'm going to have to gut through it too.

Speaker 33 So the longer Max delays on it, the good for me.

Speaker 33 But I still get to make fun of Max for not doing it yet.

Speaker 22 Yeah, exactly. That's what we want to savor.

Speaker 7 Do we have anything else?

Speaker 66 Anything else we missed before we get to, we have an awesome Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 20 We have Scotty Scheffler.

Speaker 63 We have Firefest.

Speaker 33 I got one more story here.

Speaker 26 Yeah.

Speaker 33 I don't know how this one slipped through the cracks, but have you seen the new AI trend that is being wiped off the face of the internet?

Speaker 7 No, is that the LeBron suing it?

Speaker 33 LeBron James. Yeah.

Speaker 33 So there's an AI company that's been making pregnant videos of LeBron James. Great thing to specialize in.

Speaker 33 And LeBron James has sent cease and desist letters to them and gotten all their content taken down off the internet.

Speaker 89 Which is

Speaker 33 the Streisand effect.

Speaker 43 So is he so is he pregnant?

Speaker 33 I don't know.

Speaker 78 I don't know.

Speaker 33 Who's to say?

Speaker 59 So he is in a situation where he is pregnant, but he's not ready to announce it yet?

Speaker 33 He's pregnant. He has not done the.

Speaker 33 Maybe he's waiting for the draft to announce his pregnant, to select his unborn fetus to join the Lakers. I don't know what's going on, but there were some pretty realistic videos of LeBron.

Speaker 33 Why the buddy pregnant, LeBron? And

Speaker 49 yeah,

Speaker 33 he's really making this into a big news story by sending them cease and desist letters.

Speaker 33 Whereas I don't think no one would have heard of this company that's making pregnant LeBron videos if he hadn't started to do this.

Speaker 59 Is that what they're specializing in?

Speaker 33 Because genius, hat tip to them, being like, hey, what should we do?

Speaker 22 How about LeBron pregnant videos and just corner the market?

Speaker 33 Yeah, I mean, that's a great, it's a great idea for a company. If you're going to do something, do something specialized and be great at it.

Speaker 33 But I can tell these are pretty hyper-realistic LeBron James pregnancy videos.

Speaker 59 It sounds sounds like I haven't seen these videos, but it sounds like to me that he could be pregnant.

Speaker 72 He could be very pregnant.

Speaker 48 Oh my god, pretty pregnant.

Speaker 73 That looks pregnant.

Speaker 28 He looks very pregnant there.

Speaker 60 No gender reveal yet, but it's nice that he did

Speaker 14 the they need to do it in like a Cavs jersey to be like, this is how he announces that he's going to the Cavs.

Speaker 33 I like that. I like that.
Michael Jordan never got pregnant.

Speaker 24 No, that's a fact.

Speaker 48 That's a fact.

Speaker 91 All right.

Speaker 43 Let's do our Mount Rushmore with Hank Hank back in studio.

Speaker 2 What's up, Blake?

Speaker 20 He's barking in the background.

Speaker 33 Love that. What's up?

Speaker 23 Yeah, he probably sees a spider. Fuck him.

Speaker 1 And then we got Scotty Scheffler and Firefest.

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Speaker 1 Okay, Mount Rushmore time.

Speaker 13 It is the Mount Rushmore of Things You'd Like to Be Severed For.

Speaker 11 Severance show.

Speaker 7 So explain it for people who haven't seen the Severance the show.

Speaker 16 It's a sci-fi show where they have chips.

Speaker 110 I mean,

Speaker 23 science fiction.

Speaker 7 They have chips in their brain, and every time they come to work, they get in an elevator.

Speaker 44 And when they go down the elevator, the chip activates.

Speaker 7 They go into the basement floor, and they are a completely different person.

Speaker 44 They have no memory of their outside world, and then when they get off of work, they go back up the elevator, they come out the other side, and they don't know what they did all day at work.

Speaker 66 So basically, separating the painful things in your life.

Speaker 33 Turns out they made out with their wife at work.

Speaker 101 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 33 Big cheating scandal. So

Speaker 58 I got a problem.

Speaker 61 We got a problem.

Speaker 4 It was team first.

Speaker 10 Zach sat down with me up in my office for our pre-Mount Rushmore meeting, and he pulled out his phone.

Speaker 7 I was like, sick.

Speaker 11 He's going to have a lot of good picks.

Speaker 7 And he said, wait, what's the Mount Rushmore?

Speaker 23 And I said, it's things you'd like to be severed for. He's like, oh, I missed when we texted about that.

Speaker 7 And then I said, okay, well, let's start thinking.

Speaker 10 He said, what's Severance?

Speaker 110 Okay.

Speaker 7 And I said, the show.

Speaker 44 And he said, oh, I don't even know what, like, not, I haven't seen Severance.

Speaker 18 It was, I don't, I had never heard the word severance.

Speaker 33 It sounds like he's been severed for watching Severance. Yes.

Speaker 33 It's actually, that would be a good answer for this, Matt Rushmore, where you just get severed so you don't have to deal with like years in between seasons. Yes.
You just get to binge it.

Speaker 10 So I have, he came with some picks, but I also have a list of picks where he just completely did not understand what we were talking about that I can share after that I think you guys will enjoy.

Speaker 110 Okay.

Speaker 33 Our team's doing great. I'm sorry that that's happening to your team.
Me and Hank are locked step, ready to roll, positive vibes only. We're cooking, working as a team.
I have a good feeling for you.

Speaker 33 Looking at the sunny side of the mountain right now, Hank.

Speaker 106 I have a good feeling for your team today.

Speaker 33 Hank is down bad.

Speaker 42 What's going on, Hank?

Speaker 33 The Instagram captions draft really, really fucked him up mentally.

Speaker 120 So you came in here today and you're like,

Speaker 18 I'm done with Mount Rushmore season.

Speaker 43 That's not real.

Speaker 64 You're not.

Speaker 26 No, it's football. It's a football podcast.
It's just a filibuster. PFT announced football is back.
I think

Speaker 26 going forward, when we announce football is back, that's the end of Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 70 Okay, what?

Speaker 104 So,

Speaker 33 like the first guy to say it? Yeah.

Speaker 87 First guy to say it.

Speaker 1 Would you want to sever Mount Rushmore season?

Speaker 94 That's on the list.

Speaker 26 Pizza Toppings draft.

Speaker 48 Oh, yeah, but Hank,

Speaker 33 you're not that bad at it. We had one bad Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 26 I think if you look at the history of this podcast, I'm the worst.

Speaker 12 No, that's not true.

Speaker 122 You got to stay in the fight, Hank. Stay in the fight.

Speaker 26 It's bad. We're in a bad spot.

Speaker 26 I was singled out for choosing the topic. I noticed we announced the topic.
Didn't say who picked today's.

Speaker 55 PFT picked today's.

Speaker 33 No, I don't think so. It was down to like two.

Speaker 59 Although you offered up today's.

Speaker 33 I offered up a different one. Yeah, yeah.
That we're not using today. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 You offered up the two for today.

Speaker 44 But if we're going on the, you were the one who came up with the list.

Speaker 33 Oh, yeah, it was from the list. It was from the list.
I picked two from that list. Yep.

Speaker 26 But yeah, I was, I was, you know, I thought I picked a good one. The fans, you know, let me know it was a bad one.
Just the topic in general.

Speaker 26 I thought it was a great.

Speaker 115 I thought the topic was great.

Speaker 90 I thought people liked the topic. And

Speaker 26 I was smoking it. So

Speaker 26 it was just

Speaker 26 bad. It was a double whammy.

Speaker 3 Do you think maybe it's because during the takeies when you're like, I don't really like the fans?

Speaker 46 Did I say that? Well, Scott, what was that?

Speaker 33 You did the Spotify thing, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 26 I never said that. I mean, again, putting words in the mouth.

Speaker 101 This is bullshit what you're doing to Hank. This is bullshit what you're doing to Hank.
I never said that.

Speaker 79 He never said that.

Speaker 50 What did you say?

Speaker 48 I can't remember. I don't know.

Speaker 115 It definitely wasn't that.

Speaker 55 It was like the.

Speaker 88 He said they send some hateful.

Speaker 113 Oh, yeah, yeah. That's fair.

Speaker 101 That's fair.

Speaker 26 And that's I've never had a bad interaction with a fan in person. That's facts.
I love our fans.

Speaker 31 That's facts.

Speaker 31 All right.

Speaker 26 So we're. You act like you've never gotten hate from our fans on the fans.
No, of course. So that's all I said.

Speaker 60 Yeah.

Speaker 18 I just love the hate of and love the love and love it all.

Speaker 48 You love it.

Speaker 33 I also want to take some responsibility for what happened during the Instagram captions draft because I don't think it sounds as good coming from me as from like a native Instagram user like Hank, who's clearly passionate about the subject and knows a lot more than anybody else in this room about Instagram.

Speaker 33 So it probably might have come off inauthentic with me saying booked and busy.

Speaker 46 That's true.

Speaker 33 So I'm willing. You say booked and busy.

Speaker 57 No.

Speaker 26 We're on. We're moving on.
All right.

Speaker 7 All right. Well, I think you should stay in the fight.

Speaker 26 I've let, like, like, I don't know if this is before or after the interview.

Speaker 48 Before.

Speaker 66 Well, preview.

Speaker 26 I've let my anger out. I've let my frustrations, and I'm standing over the ball.
I'm looking forward. Got it.
Okay.

Speaker 5 That's a good preview for Scotty Scheffler.

Speaker 33 Nice teaser, Hank. You're back.

Speaker 84 Yeah.

Speaker 48 In tease.

Speaker 33 Let's go.

Speaker 116 I feel like you're still a little mad.

Speaker 33 No, no. Just at me.
But Hank,

Speaker 60 I mean, the Caleb Williams bar that he dropped on me on Wednesday Wednesday show was awesome.

Speaker 79 Great bar. I was laughing about it at night.

Speaker 70 You want him to break a nail?

Speaker 86 Like, that's a good. A spicy hank is a good hank.

Speaker 12 And guess what, Hank?

Speaker 26 Balls in your hand. Yeah, and Max, Max, piece of shit outside the show, inside the show.
But I'm focused on the show and I'm not going to go to the house.

Speaker 94 What do you do outside the show?

Speaker 30 I'm not going to let that affect you.

Speaker 115 I just wanted to let him know what the people were saying.

Speaker 34 Oh, no.

Speaker 113 So you brought the hateful comments to him?

Speaker 91 Yes.

Speaker 92 That's fucked up, Hank.

Speaker 33 What did they say, man? I wouldn't do that to you. What do they say?

Speaker 80 Hank.

Speaker 48 I'll tell you what a couple of them said.

Speaker 117 For the record, I thought you won, Hank.

Speaker 115 That was one person. Nice.
This other person said, I thought the topic was a great suggestion for what it's worth, Hank.

Speaker 96 Another good one. Third good one.

Speaker 115 I thought it was a great Mountain Rushmore idea. Don't let them bring you down.

Speaker 106 Yeah.

Speaker 48 Love that. Awesome.

Speaker 115 How about those comments? Hank Army.

Speaker 126 Hank Army. Oh, you reposted all these Hank.

Speaker 115 That wasn't why I picked those.

Speaker 106 That had nothing to do with why I picked those. That is

Speaker 17 the final boss of Angry Hank: to find people and retweet a mindset.

Speaker 26 That's hard to find.

Speaker 110 It was hard to find.

Speaker 26 I was fucking mining, mining for coal deep in the shit. I was sifting through shit.

Speaker 48 What was the meanest one that you got, Hank?

Speaker 26 I don't even know.

Speaker 26 Like I said, I moved on.

Speaker 33 Do you remember the meanest one that you got, Max?

Speaker 117 No, I don't. I have no idea what you're talking about.

Speaker 115 I didn't even see anything.

Speaker 2 Does that mean Max?

Speaker 6 That you went and took him to him?

Speaker 115 I was just wondering what he was thinking.

Speaker 110 Okay.

Speaker 40 All right.

Speaker 64 Should we do it? Yep.

Speaker 48 All right.

Speaker 104 Who's up first?

Speaker 57 We are?

Speaker 19 I believe so. Okay.
All right.

Speaker 70 We're up first, Zach.

Speaker 80 All right.

Speaker 11 My first, our first pick, Zach, Zach understands the assignment.

Speaker 65 You feel good, Zach? I do.

Speaker 72 Stay strong, don't break. Yes, sir.
No breaking.

Speaker 3 This is a hard topic because we were thinking about a lot of things, but

Speaker 23 we would love to be severed

Speaker 44 from going to the gym.

Speaker 45 Show up to the gym, get fucking ripped,

Speaker 5 get fucking ripped get out of the gym be like wow so i had that thought and i i put it it was one of the first ones i wrote down i went back on it though because sometimes i get a lot of good thinking done at the gym and i wouldn't want to lose those yeah i just i the idea my hardest part the hardest part about like going i i think we've probably all shared this uh like when you go to the gym and you like do two exercises and then just like all right i'm done or you sit outside the gym just get me to the threshold and then i'll i'll be a beast in there and then when when I come out, I got six pack, everything, be awesome.

Speaker 33 Guy like me, I enjoy the pain of the gym. Yeah.
I enjoy the work. Yeah.
That's the beauty of it.

Speaker 84 Okay.

Speaker 115 We're going to go with finals week in college.

Speaker 67 Ooh, good one. Okay.

Speaker 46 I like learning.

Speaker 115 Because right when you're done,

Speaker 115 it's summer. You got to.

Speaker 29 Yeah, what about all the people who didn't go to college?

Speaker 115 Those people aren't going to like the pick. Okay.

Speaker 70 There you go.

Speaker 33 I mean, it does mean that you lose all the knowledge that you gain from college, making your degree worthless.

Speaker 116 That's actually not

Speaker 48 how it's set.

Speaker 33 Yeah, because you cram.

Speaker 6 Yeah, you wouldn't know the things you do.

Speaker 33 Yeah, you would forget all the stuff that you're doing.

Speaker 26 Isn't that also like a fun, like fun party week?

Speaker 33 Yeah, no. And then you can go out and resolve out one night.

Speaker 70 No, that's a good shot.

Speaker 33 Sometimes you go out one night and then drink a little bit too much. You're like, I'm an eighth.

Speaker 115 Finals week is by far the worst week of all time.

Speaker 35 Is PFT right, though?

Speaker 38 You would lose what you learned.

Speaker 115 Name me one thing you learned from final from a finals in college right now.

Speaker 117 Everything.

Speaker 60 Vietnam was bad.

Speaker 80 There we go. For who?

Speaker 31 Everyone. Yeah.
Okay. Yeah.
All right.

Speaker 33 You're smart as fuck.

Speaker 91 There we go.

Speaker 48 You just fucking checkmated your ass.

Speaker 107 Checkmate.

Speaker 45 Hippopotamuses run on the bottom of the river.

Speaker 33 Still got it.

Speaker 48 Got it.

Speaker 129 Imagine if I had gotten that severed?

Speaker 59 Yeah.

Speaker 17 It'd be I wouldn't know shit about hippopotamuses or Vietnam.

Speaker 74 Yep. Okay.

Speaker 26 All right. Our first pick and second pick.
We're going to go hangovers.

Speaker 79 Yes, good pick, Hank.

Speaker 48 great pick. Great pick.

Speaker 89 Great pick.

Speaker 26 And we're going to go dentist.

Speaker 48 Okay. Good pick.

Speaker 115 Dentist. That was probably going to be my next pick.

Speaker 29 So I was thinking about dentists.

Speaker 2 I had on my list.

Speaker 23 They do do a lot of drugs now at dentists, which is kind of like borderline severance.

Speaker 19 Like, I get the gas every time.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 66 So.

Speaker 33 But you don't get to really feel the gas before you go out.

Speaker 48 I love the gas. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 30 No, no, no, not the gas that like takes you all the way out.

Speaker 77 Like the nitrous.

Speaker 33 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 50 On your Kanye shit.

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 91 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 66 That shit rocks.

Speaker 110 Okay.

Speaker 77 Good picks. Great pick.
Great pick.

Speaker 33 Great pick, Hank. It's two picks.

Speaker 48 Great picks.

Speaker 91 Great pick.

Speaker 110 What are you thinking?

Speaker 33 I'm sick of all this.

Speaker 115 I am going to go with...

Speaker 117 What are you thinking?

Speaker 102 Team game.

Speaker 33 Yeah, that was what I was thinking, too.

Speaker 109 Yeah, that was good.

Speaker 115 We're going to go with travel days. Okay.

Speaker 27 Okay. Good pick.

Speaker 63 So, like, like traveling in a plane.

Speaker 48 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 110 Okay.

Speaker 26 I mean, driving is fun. Road trips can be fun.

Speaker 33 Well, is it.

Speaker 106 It's just a travel day.

Speaker 101 Okay. It's essentially getting to your day.

Speaker 115 It's basically teleporting.

Speaker 115 You want to go somewhere, and then you're there.

Speaker 110 Okay.

Speaker 39 Good pick.

Speaker 49 All right.

Speaker 59 Zach, should I just take the ball?

Speaker 44 What are we doing here?

Speaker 72 Where are you feeling with the ball?

Speaker 130 I was feeling three

Speaker 53 and

Speaker 53 eight.

Speaker 72 Three and eight are both great picks. Okay.

Speaker 41 You feel good about it? I do.

Speaker 3 Stay strong, don't break?

Speaker 72 I think we're staying strong there.

Speaker 26 Has Zach ever objected to when you ask him? No, he has.

Speaker 41 We shop up. We did last.

Speaker 13 Yeah, last time we we were in between two picks.

Speaker 72 We get quite combative in private, but this is a team game.

Speaker 33 So in public, we got to stay strong and not break it. We scream at each other.
I want to see the combativeness.

Speaker 12 Yeah, well, it's a players-only meeting.

Speaker 33 Yeah, I want to see to be a fly on that wall.

Speaker 42 Okay, so we're going to go with commuting to work.

Speaker 7 Similar to travel days, but it's, you know, traffic, commuting, sucks.

Speaker 33 Are you taking traffic or are you taking commuting?

Speaker 108 Well, I mean, it's like, I mean, it's commuting.

Speaker 7 So, I mean, you have to deal with traffic sometimes, sometimes you don't, but there's just like getting on a train, commuting, driving sucks.

Speaker 109 I think most of our listeners like the commute because they get to listen to our show.

Speaker 93 Oh, okay.

Speaker 48 Good, good.

Speaker 44 So, we're just picking everyone's apart.

Speaker 55 Okay, got it. I mean,

Speaker 84 good job, Dave.

Speaker 46 No, no, no, no, that's fine.

Speaker 73 Good point. Good point.
Good point.

Speaker 48 That is what we've been doing.

Speaker 26 But you could also listen to the show says most of our listeners.

Speaker 4 You could listen to the show as the any.

Speaker 62 You could.

Speaker 26 But then you wouldn't get it as the alley.

Speaker 103 But it doesn't matter.

Speaker 43 The download will count the same.

Speaker 26 Oh, so you're just in it for the

Speaker 48 fans. I'm saying

Speaker 87 all right. I like this.

Speaker 77 I'm getting compative.

Speaker 91 All right.

Speaker 1 And then we're going to go the 24 hours after a bad sports loss.

Speaker 89 Good one? Yeah. So

Speaker 7 you lose a fucking terrible game on Sunday. Just fucking get me to Monday Night Football.

Speaker 33 If you get drunk enough, you can kind of do that naturally. Yeah, I understand.

Speaker 53 So let me black out the everyone talking shit online, having to think about the loss, having to think about what went wrong.

Speaker 69 Just get me another day away.

Speaker 19 Nothing worse worse than waking up on the Monday after a bad loss.

Speaker 33 You don't want to look at any TV screen, they'll probably show the highlight, and you do that like just like big sigh, like fuck, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 33 Mondays are way better when your team wins, they're so much better. Yeah, you kind of look forward to Mondays, yeah.

Speaker 26 I mean, the uh star player

Speaker 26 season-long injury is almost worse because it's not like you can be like next season, yeah, yeah, good point, yeah, okay,

Speaker 49 like

Speaker 33 co-star player,

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 79 Hank, for the listeners,

Speaker 103 Hank just gave a look like, what the fuck, PFT?

Speaker 33 My desire to troll Hank is way stronger than my desire to win Mount Rushmore's winner.

Speaker 26 Or just be a good teammate.

Speaker 89 Oh.

Speaker 24 Yeah,

Speaker 33 I should be like a good team team.

Speaker 59 PFT, would you say you're the Jalen Brown of your team?

Speaker 70 Yeah.

Speaker 56 Yeah, I would. Yeah.

Speaker 44 The guy you want to give the finals MVP to.

Speaker 33 Well, no, I'm in healthy. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 70 That too.

Speaker 65 Okay, who's up? You guys?

Speaker 15 Max?

Speaker 80 Memes?

Speaker 74 Yep.

Speaker 115 We're going to go with

Speaker 115 the day after Super Bowl to March Madness.

Speaker 116 Get rid of it all. Okay.

Speaker 48 River it all.

Speaker 33 We had that on our list, too.

Speaker 50 That's vacation. That's a stupid pick.

Speaker 106 That is our vacation week, but we are not everyone.

Speaker 33 Okay, actually, Max, this is maybe the stupidest pick of anybody in the street amount risk.

Speaker 82 Go off. Go off.

Speaker 129 You just fucking won the Super Bowl, dude.

Speaker 33 Oh!

Speaker 47 You didn't want to enjoy that.

Speaker 34 Oh!

Speaker 33 You would have had no time to enjoy. Oh,

Speaker 51 you fucking idiot.

Speaker 104 Wow. Bad pick, Max.

Speaker 97 You didn't get to enjoy the Super Bowl, idiot.

Speaker 109 This is for next year. Yeah.

Speaker 103 What are the exact dates?

Speaker 30 I need the exact dates.

Speaker 88 What?

Speaker 115 I said the day after Super Bowl to the start of March Madness.

Speaker 3 So you're missing the conference tournament week.

Speaker 99 And the parade.

Speaker 48 Terrible, terrible.

Speaker 40 At the pet.

Speaker 92 How are you missing conference tournament week?

Speaker 1 You love the Big East Conference Tournament.

Speaker 115 I do. Okay, that's fine.
That's fine.

Speaker 26 That's fine.

Speaker 26 I don't care.

Speaker 106 I don't care. That's the pick.
That's the pick.

Speaker 33 I don't care. We get no parade.

Speaker 103 Can we have in parentheses said by an Eagles fan who just won the Super Bowl?

Speaker 33 You don't get to see Nova in the conference tournament. That's not what you want.
Winning a game or two.

Speaker 115 You literally started off this argument by saying, yep, that was our next pick. Yeah.

Speaker 82 And then you went, this pick fucking sucks.

Speaker 111 Guess what?

Speaker 33 For me, it would have been awesome because my team didn't win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 97 The situation remains.

Speaker 98 Okay.

Speaker 33 I would have loved not having to think about the Eagles being a Super Bowl champion for a month.

Speaker 42 Max,

Speaker 30 you've been doing this podcast now three years.

Speaker 132 We talk about this as being the worst time of the year.

Speaker 127 Every timeout year.

Speaker 98 Can I get a timeout?

Speaker 34 Where are we?

Speaker 4 Can I get a timeout?

Speaker 97 Land, are we stinking?

Speaker 29 Can I get a timeout, please?

Speaker 84 No.

Speaker 52 I never talk about conference tournament week being a timeout.

Speaker 117 Yeah, okay. I'm sorry.

Speaker 115 Sorry, you're playing this amant.

Speaker 127 Week of the year.

Speaker 35 Yes, it is the best week of the year.

Speaker 115 Sorry, we're playing this.

Speaker 84 Can I get a timeout?

Speaker 73 Can I get a timeout?

Speaker 31 Sure.

Speaker 92 You're acting surprised.

Speaker 3 How long have you been doing this podcast? Three years years now?

Speaker 12 This is your third summer?

Speaker 115 This is going to be my fourth grade. Fourth grade week.

Speaker 118 Fourth grid.

Speaker 39 We were looking at that. Okay.

Speaker 41 You know how this works.

Speaker 4 Every single Mount Rushmore season, we play nicey, nice, nicey, and then something happens to Hank, and then the gloves come off.

Speaker 24 This is true.

Speaker 117 But then I, and then I get mad.

Speaker 101 And this is

Speaker 95 the scrim caption draft was

Speaker 48 something happened to Hank, and now the gloves are off.

Speaker 115 But you're also forgetting,

Speaker 115 I've been here for four years. This is how I'm going to respond every single time.

Speaker 62 I know, but you have to know that the tone was set for this draft when

Speaker 90 you tried to say that finals week rocked.

Speaker 122 Well, you might drink.

Speaker 48 I think you learned a lot. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 115 Don't you party during finals week? It's the only time.

Speaker 132 You start to go to fucking college, dude.

Speaker 84 Hank said that.

Speaker 33 I did say that, like, you there's always one night where you go out just a little bit too hard, and you're like, fuck, I shouldn't have done that. Then you take your final hungover.
And that sucks.

Speaker 33 But it was a great night.

Speaker 84 Yeah. no, it's so, yeah.

Speaker 33 When you do go out, when you get a little wild during finals week, oh, something you're not supposed to, yeah, it's oh, it's

Speaker 42 stealing time.

Speaker 33 You wouldn't get it, Max. Also, uh, you're missing out on Valentine's Day.
I guess you don't love love. That's okay

Speaker 106 again.

Speaker 115 You started this argument by saying that was my next pick.

Speaker 33 President's Day, you hate America. You're disrespecting Mr.
Trump.

Speaker 106 Again, that's fine.

Speaker 26 It was actually our second pick, but I didn't choose it.

Speaker 56 There you go. Good choice, Hank.

Speaker 33 Yeah. Hank's in the zone right now.

Speaker 26 Our last two picks, PFD. I need help on the last one.
We're going to go with traffic.

Speaker 33 Good pick, Hank.

Speaker 55 Does it commuting?

Speaker 26 No, you can be in traffic. Okay.

Speaker 48 All right.

Speaker 26 You can be driving for pleasure.

Speaker 57 Okay.

Speaker 57 Right? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 33 Or driving

Speaker 33 to get to any destination? Maybe you're late for dinner. Yeah.
Late for an appointment?

Speaker 26 Nothing worse than traffic. Okay.

Speaker 33 Hate traffic. And then I just highlighted one, Hank.
I think that's a good pick.

Speaker 33 This is a good pick on your part.

Speaker 26 Are you sure? Because author Matt said otherwise. Should we go with his pick?

Speaker 33 Yeah, yeah. His pick.
Yeah.

Speaker 26 We'll go with bad breakup.

Speaker 48 Hank, break.

Speaker 84 What did you just say, Hank?

Speaker 80 He was in the room.

Speaker 7 What about rebound chicks?

Speaker 33 Bad breakup.

Speaker 63 Good pick, Hank. They made a whole movie out.

Speaker 13 Lowering your standards and doing that.

Speaker 33 Really good pick, Hank. They made a movie.
Good pick. Really good.
Eternal Sunshine. Really good pick.
Great film.

Speaker 116 Nice job of picking traffic also.

Speaker 48 Okay.

Speaker 91 Really good pick.

Speaker 94 Do you like traffic?

Speaker 106 Yeah, no.

Speaker 88 Even though that was like the exact reason.

Speaker 106 No, good pick. Good pick.
Good pick.

Speaker 48 What?

Speaker 94 No, good pick. Good pick.
No, no, no.

Speaker 26 People listen to part of my take on their commute. Like, people that commute on trains, they walk to work.

Speaker 121 They take their bike to work. In traffic.

Speaker 115 We had three different forms of traffic, by the way.

Speaker 48 No, but what was your

Speaker 84 travel day?

Speaker 37 Well, that was air traffic.

Speaker 26 Yeah, that's airplane.

Speaker 84 I never said airplanes.

Speaker 127 I love driving. I love driving.

Speaker 26 Driving is one of my favorite things to do.

Speaker 26 I hate traffic.

Speaker 17 Yeah, because that's when you do listen to part of my take.

Speaker 107 It is when you listen to part of it.

Speaker 26 You will not catch me listening to part of my take in traffic.

Speaker 48 You don't listen to that.

Speaker 26 That's a promise.

Speaker 33 No, but I think people listen to part of my take on a commute because that's built into their daily routine. Traffic could be you're trying to.

Speaker 26 No, a commute with no traffic is not as I like my commute.

Speaker 121 My commute to work is easy.

Speaker 26 Well, like I said, if I, if my, if my 20-minute commute turned into a 35-minute commute because of traffic, I would be like, I wish I could put a chip in and get over this.

Speaker 33 It's a Saturday. Maybe you're going to the beach.
Yeah. Beach traffic.
Yep.

Speaker 50 Yeah, beach traffic.

Speaker 53 All right, Max.

Speaker 115 We're going to go with

Speaker 115 food poisoning slash stomach bug.

Speaker 101 Anytime that's not a stomach issue.

Speaker 33 Being sick.

Speaker 33 It is kind of like hangover. But that's fine.
Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 52 Zach, permission to just go full send, take a risk, take a shot.

Speaker 90 This is all.

Speaker 84 Rip one. Let it rip.

Speaker 18 Okay, I'm letting it rip.

Speaker 7 This is very niche, so it might not play.

Speaker 7 Any conversation with Ben Mintz?

Speaker 70 Okay.

Speaker 89 Oh,

Speaker 132 it plays, right? Yeah.

Speaker 95 You just get caught in there.

Speaker 97 You just want to get out.

Speaker 33 That would be so fucked up to your innie.

Speaker 97 Yeah, your innie were trying to kill themselves.

Speaker 34 Oh, my God.

Speaker 33 Their entire life is, they think that the only person that they talk to, the only other person on planet Earth is Ben. I'll give you a counterpoint, though.
Yeah, I was talking to Ben last week.

Speaker 33 He cornered me a little bit when I was upstairs. Whatever, that's fine.
I told him he looked good. I asked if he had been working out.
He has been working out.

Speaker 33 He told me that he is planning on getting under 180 pounds. And when he takes his shirt off for the first time, people's brains are going to melt.

Speaker 33 He's going to melt brains. And I'm so glad that I heard Ben Mence telling that.
Yeah.

Speaker 44 Well, my Audi would have been able to see him take his shirt off.

Speaker 23 I just didn't have to hear the story about it because because it was definitely not that short.

Speaker 26 I saw him. I saw him today.

Speaker 26 Max did the 999 challenge. They were drinking beers and eating hot dogs.
Some people were, you know, hungover from the beers. And I saw him in, he, he

Speaker 26 basically said he had a hangover from hot dogs.

Speaker 102 He's like, oh, you know, I'm just, you know, the hot dogs.

Speaker 26 I'm like, are you?

Speaker 26 Are you saying you're hungry?

Speaker 48 Like, is this a hangover thing?

Speaker 37 He also on the yak used the word, which I hadn't heard anyone say in a long time.

Speaker 2 He said, I tried to take a crap.

Speaker 24 I was like, who says crap?

Speaker 33 You'd also want to go crap. You would miss his winners, though, in football season.

Speaker 59 He doesn't share them, he shares them after boosts, though.

Speaker 97 Boosts, but he shares the boosts after. He doesn't share any of those.

Speaker 33 He's more of a Marks Madden.

Speaker 47 This is good.

Speaker 62 This is going to be a pick that I like.

Speaker 47 I think it's very funny, but we'll see.

Speaker 77 It's niche.

Speaker 42 It's very niche.

Speaker 98 What was the widespread panic line?

Speaker 70 Something was fired.

Speaker 48 Oh, five walls. You shake it.

Speaker 91 That's what I was.

Speaker 37 No, that was

Speaker 76 when Widespread Panic did.

Speaker 1 he did they did Lawyers, Guns, and Money in Red Rocks.

Speaker 105 Mountains were shaking.

Speaker 26 The Chicago theater was literally on fire.

Speaker 57 It was so funny.

Speaker 43 All right, what do we got for honorable mentions?

Speaker 1 Then I'll do it.

Speaker 102 I think he just brought us back.

Speaker 84 Yeah, he did.

Speaker 95 He did.

Speaker 113 He brought us all back.

Speaker 98 He just brought us all back.

Speaker 127 Great Mountain Rushmore.

Speaker 83 Great Mountain Rushmore.

Speaker 26 I wanted to do it, but I didn't.

Speaker 26 I am trying to win, but it would have been niche just doing the suffocating your adult junkie nephew to protect your crime family.

Speaker 26 oh that would have been good also wife dying in a car accident it's a valid one yeah yeah that's the entire point of the show yeah yeah yeah uh

Speaker 26 i i i had i hadn't seen the show earlier i had i had another uh i had another niche one but we were trying not to get it to go nuclear here it was going to be hank talking about his golf round right you'd say that but then other people like don't ask yeah yeah that's what they're

Speaker 132 i didn't make that pick the pick i didn't make the pick

Speaker 62 But you

Speaker 127 didn't say it. You literally bring it up as much ball.
No, no, no, no. And then you talk about the pick.

Speaker 113 I didn't make the pick.

Speaker 26 You didn't say every single day on the act about golf.

Speaker 5 Well, that's been two days because he's the weirdest golfer ever.

Speaker 74 That was a good point.

Speaker 116 That was a good point for a good point by Hank.

Speaker 48 That was a good point for Hank.

Speaker 41 Prison.

Speaker 38 Not really relatable, but imagine if you could sever.

Speaker 10 Like, I actually think that we could get to a technological point where that becomes the thing.

Speaker 33 I think prison is a perfect pick. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Military service.

Speaker 33 Yeah, we had going to war. We also had getting shot.

Speaker 3 I thought about prison, but prison, like, you can't.

Speaker 120 That's not like a lot.

Speaker 66 The majority of people do not go to prison.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 33 The vast majority. But if you did, you could say.
Now, at one point, Hank was.

Speaker 48 Yeah.

Speaker 26 This is in my feels.

Speaker 94 Yeah.

Speaker 80 This is when I was in my feels.

Speaker 26 This was early. This is earlier in the morning when I was fully in my feels.

Speaker 33 Hank was playing a game of chess against himself. Like, it's that the meme of the guy whose brain wraps all the way under the table and he's playing chess against that.

Speaker 33 He had blowing a 3-0 lead in the ALCS, but then he also had Malcolm Butler's interception.

Speaker 26 And blowing a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl. I was trying to throw people in the middle.

Speaker 48 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 33 I was trying to make people think this can't be Hank.

Speaker 89 Smart.

Speaker 20 Smart.

Speaker 63 What about wedding ceremony?

Speaker 41 Jury duty?

Speaker 19 Jury duty doesn't happen very often, but I kind of like the wedding ceremony.

Speaker 26 I mean, a wedding ceremony, you would assume it's someone you like and care about, and it's the best day of their life.

Speaker 33 No, you want to see

Speaker 124 other people's.

Speaker 75 But like someone you're very close with.

Speaker 26 To the point you got invited to.

Speaker 94 The best day of their life.

Speaker 12 It's not even my pick that you're arguing with.

Speaker 98 Yeah.

Speaker 33 It's honorable mentions. Witnessing two people joined for life in front of the eyes of God.

Speaker 44 We were going to say labor.

Speaker 48 Going to war. Yeah,

Speaker 32 women definitely labor.

Speaker 33 Yeah. Maybe dudes too.

Speaker 99 I said military service.

Speaker 84 Getting shot.

Speaker 115 How would you say it like up until because you want to be there for the birth, for like the actual birth part.

Speaker 26 It also be a scary thing to get off the elevator to. Yeah.

Speaker 121 Yeah.

Speaker 59 Do you guys want to hear Zach's?

Speaker 4 Yes. Zach, can you explain?

Speaker 7 I'm going to say him and you explain him, okay?

Speaker 72 I can do that.

Speaker 18 All right.

Speaker 67 Port-a-potty.

Speaker 72 Sometimes you have to use him.

Speaker 72 It's a bad experience. I actually get it over there.

Speaker 113 Excellent pick.

Speaker 48 Excellent pick.

Speaker 33 I think that might be even a better pick of Max's pick of the stomach issues. Yeah.

Speaker 39 Okay.

Speaker 48 Burning.

Speaker 48 That's

Speaker 48 very wrong.

Speaker 62 Burning your tongue.

Speaker 72 It's going to happen to all of us again. It's happened before.

Speaker 72 I'd like to forget it. But it's.

Speaker 48 It's like you came back to it.

Speaker 26 You still have a burnt tongue.

Speaker 48 Yeah, and it's awful.

Speaker 127 Do you just want to get rid of that?

Speaker 72 Initial shock factor is like...

Speaker 115 No, but the worst part of a burnt tongue is after the next week,

Speaker 106 you still feel the burnt tongue.

Speaker 56 Do you want to get rid of all of that?

Speaker 115 I don't hate that if you just want to get rid of all of that.

Speaker 72 If we could just skip anything involved with tongue, like biting the tongue, too. Like tongue injury.

Speaker 48 Tongue injuries.

Speaker 95 Okay, I like that.

Speaker 70 No one likes them.

Speaker 51 Mondays was a good idea.

Speaker 104 Mondays, but Monday night. Monday night.

Speaker 6 Actually, Max should have taken it because he doesn't watch Monday Night Football.

Speaker 118 Yeah.

Speaker 33 Eagles play packs. But he does love lasagna.
Yeah.

Speaker 35 This one I liked.

Speaker 3 Anytime I have to take my shirt off,

Speaker 48 that's a good one.

Speaker 2 But then the problem is that gets reversed.

Speaker 71 Pool, boat.

Speaker 1 Like, those are fun times. Yeah.

Speaker 47 True. So that's where it kind of falls apart.

Speaker 50 But

Speaker 33 not an intercourse guy.

Speaker 28 Yeah.

Speaker 4 On the surface, that was a good pick.

Speaker 35 Then here's where we got a little sideways.

Speaker 43 Just math.

Speaker 82 Skip it. Yeah.

Speaker 48 Skip it. It can get so difficult.

Speaker 127 That's like counting.

Speaker 53 Like, what if I'm counting an over in my head?

Speaker 33 No, but that means that, yeah,

Speaker 33 your Audi can do zero math.

Speaker 97 Zero math.

Speaker 33 No, anything math related.

Speaker 72 I think you can get around.

Speaker 70 Yeah.

Speaker 3 And this one was probably the one that made me laugh the most because I don't know how relatable this is.

Speaker 17 Kidnapping.

Speaker 48 Getting kidnapped.

Speaker 70 Yeah.

Speaker 84 Have you ever been kidnapped before?

Speaker 66 No, but if so, skip it. Yeah.

Speaker 95 Get it.

Speaker 79 Delete it.

Speaker 38 Skip.

Speaker 33 Like any trauma whatsoever.

Speaker 103 I was just like, Zach, I don't know if that one plays because

Speaker 41 a lot of people don't get kidnapped.

Speaker 72 But I would say the ones who have would be like, yeah, if I could just not have been, if I could forget it all.

Speaker 84 Yeah, true.

Speaker 33 But then what if, what if you get

Speaker 84 a kid?

Speaker 33 What if you get recovered by the police and they're like, can you describe your kidnappers to us? And you're like, fuck. Yeah.
And then you have to think it could be anybody.

Speaker 2 Or you keep making the same mistake, keep getting in that van.

Speaker 72 Yeah. I think forgetting the trauma would be better than the justice being served.
So maybe they got away with kidnapping me, but at least I don't have to remember how it went down. Okay.

Speaker 33 If anyone offers you free candy, you're kind of a sitting duck. Yeah.

Speaker 58 We had

Speaker 33 losing a Mount Rushmore that you chose.

Speaker 33 We had a pizza toppings Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 33 We had meeting your childhood hero and stepping on their sunglasses.

Speaker 33 We had Hail Marys that go against your team. For a while, we thought maybe we'll just go fully, we'll just go nuclear against everybody.

Speaker 24 And just really

Speaker 101 lash out.

Speaker 26 Getting over it. It was a cleanse.

Speaker 33 We had to cleanse it with all our mean.

Speaker 33 That's good.

Speaker 46 That's healthy.

Speaker 84 Yeah.

Speaker 33 Last season of Game of Thrones.

Speaker 48 Oh, good call.

Speaker 56 Good call.

Speaker 33 Anything else, Hank?

Speaker 115 Hank, you should watch Severance.

Speaker 74 I think you would like it.

Speaker 48 Yeah, you should.

Speaker 18 What about,

Speaker 44 like, I was trying to figure out, like, if there's a way that your innie could just eat healthy.

Speaker 106 We said that. You said dieting, but like...

Speaker 19 Actually, having a diet.

Speaker 115 Like maybe every meal during dieting.

Speaker 115 So it's just like...

Speaker 99 Like if your innie could like, if you had the chip and every time you stepped in your kitchen,

Speaker 4 and then you're, and then that guy was just eating the best food, the most healthy food

Speaker 88 and you're like satisfied.

Speaker 115 Yeah. And you have no idea that you're fucking.

Speaker 45 You're full, but you don't realize you're full on celery.

Speaker 101 Right. What?

Speaker 26 What? They're so fucked, by the way.

Speaker 26 They ran back inside.

Speaker 94 They're just going to die in there.

Speaker 26 Oh, we're talking real severance. Mark, yeah.

Speaker 70 Yeah, we'll see.

Speaker 7 It's going to be interesting what happens. When is the next season? Do we know?

Speaker 115 Wait, didn't you say that you didn't watch the show?

Speaker 29 No, he watched.

Speaker 26 Yeah, we talked about it for weeks. Yeah.

Speaker 33 Big Cat said a second ago, Hank, you would really, really like Severance, I think. I said that.

Speaker 27 Or Max.

Speaker 115 Because Hank told me that he'd never watched the show before we started this.

Speaker 33 Oh, good job, Hank. Mental, mental, art of war.
Very smart. So you had to appear weak when you were strong.

Speaker 121 Yes, I fucking was obsessed with it.

Speaker 26 Hank, just why did you tell me you'd never seen it then i was just upset with you

Speaker 70 what does that have to do

Speaker 26 with i said why are we doing this and he said i said what's the mount rush more again you said it's things you'd like to be severed from i said what does that mean i've never seen the show

Speaker 48 got him what is that dude you got chest you got chess pieced by him you did you got chess pieced that's on me you got pieced up actually yeah i do remember talking to you about the show yes yeah yes he talked about it all the time my boy hit all talked about it together i severed i said you got pieced you got pieced up but i don't understand like what where where's the joy coming from that right now yeah right now you look like a fucking idiot 200 iq move my head sorry

Speaker 1 what an idiot still got it hank i feel like this might be how hank got his groove back i think so

Speaker 26 i think you guys are gonna win hank was in the zone oh well asniaki called it i think you guys are gonna win okay uh all right

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Speaker 1 I could say friend of the program, right, Scotty?

Speaker 134 Yeah, yeah, friend of the program.

Speaker 39 All right, love it.

Speaker 47 Friend of the program, recurring guest, Scotty Scheffler, fresh off of his open championship win.

Speaker 66 He's got the Claret Jug, his fourth major, his second major this year.

Speaker 75 He is absolutely on fire.

Speaker 52 And he's also in Happy Gilmore 2, which is coming out this week.

Speaker 35 So let's start there, Scotty.

Speaker 66 I know you only give yourself two minutes to enjoy a major victory, but I did see you on the red carpet of Happy Gilmore 2 with all these guys, and you had the Claret Jug.

Speaker 21 Was that the coolest thing?

Speaker 99 Were you able to allow yourself an extra couple days of enjoying the victory when you're standing with the the Claire Jugg at a red carpet premiere?

Speaker 134 Yeah, I mean, that was pretty cool.

Speaker 134 I think sometimes it feels like my wife and I live like two separate lives where you have like this one life where you're going out and doing kind of crazy stuff like that, where, you know, one day we're playing in the Open Championship and the next day we're in New York at, you know, a premiere of Happy Gilmore, like a movie and grew up watching.

Speaker 134 And then, you know, the next morning we go out early, get some bagels, and then we catch a flight and head home. And then stuff's just back to normal.

Speaker 78 Yeah.

Speaker 134 But yeah, that was pretty fun.

Speaker 33 Yeah. It seemed like a good time.
Congratulations. You are the champion golfer of the year.
Is that the official moniker?

Speaker 134 That's the official deal, yeah.

Speaker 48 The champion golfer of the year.

Speaker 33 It's a great title to hold. And the jug, I'm a big fan of the claret jug.
I don't know if you're a big partier, though. Like, did you drink anything fun out of the claret jug?

Speaker 134 I haven't drank anything out of the claret jug yet. We actually, we have a we have a celebration planned this Friday with a bunch of our friends here at home.
So that'll be the time to celebrate.

Speaker 134 But really, I mean, we we got done late Sunday night, then you do all the stuff after.

Speaker 134 We actually had to catch a flight to get to New York to get to the Happy Gilmore premiere because that that was uh, we had planned on that all along, so we had uh, you know, everything scheduled, so kind of got got out of town pretty quick.

Speaker 134 So, didn't have much time to celebrate.

Speaker 33 Yeah, did you fly with the trophy? Did you carry it on, or did you have to check that?

Speaker 134 Um, I uh I did not bring it on the plane, it went underneath the plane. We were riding, it was we rode over with

Speaker 134 Bryson and Tony Final, so it didn't really feel like I should be just bringing the track on the plane.

Speaker 48 That's nice of you.

Speaker 33 I guess my question was presupposing that you were flying commercial over there and back, which I realized was a very dumb question to ask in the moment.

Speaker 33 But yeah, I mean, you played really, really well.

Speaker 33 I sense that watching you play in the open, that the biggest moments of celebration for you on the course weren't for birdies or like, you know, great scores and holes, but on your pars that you had, your unlikely pars with your putter.

Speaker 33 Is that kind of how you process it as you're going through, like being able to use your putter to get you out of a jam? That was what you got the most satisfaction out of?

Speaker 134 Well, yeah, I mean, that's, that's a good observation. I think, you know, I made some important puts.

Speaker 70 Yeah, good shot.

Speaker 33 Ball now.

Speaker 134 No, like I said, that was a good point. I think, especially during Sunday's round, I...
I made a nice birdie on one, good birdie on four, and then I made a really nice putt on five.

Speaker 134 And so I had maybe a five or six shot lead and

Speaker 134 i think when you have a big lead like that you don't really want to give the guys behind you much to look at in terms of like oh he's making some mistakes you know if i could do this and that then it'll put some pressure on him and so making those putts for par are really important especially the ones i made for par like the putt i made for par on six was um i hit the iron shot exactly how i wanted to and the ball just didn't did not react in the air at all at all how we thought it would and then on seven it's a reachable par five i shouldn't have a putt for par there should be having a pretty good look for birdie and so to make that putt also, both of those were really important for momentum during the round.

Speaker 134 And it was just nice to kind of be able to stay ahead of those guys.

Speaker 135 Yeah.

Speaker 120 Yeah. I mean, your mental game is insane.

Speaker 60 Like, they had the stat about, you know, when you bogey a hole,

Speaker 20 your bounce back is just like off the charts.

Speaker 60 And you mentioned you obviously have a big lead on Sunday.

Speaker 104 Human nature, at what point were you like, all right, I think I got this?

Speaker 84 Or do you not allow yourself at all?

Speaker 134 I mean, I've allowed myself to do that once in my career uh it was at the masters in 22 and i four-punted the last hole and so

Speaker 134 i mean i during the middle of the round you just you can't let yourself think like that um

Speaker 134 really i didn't really feel like it was one until you hit the ball in the green on 18 you're like all right i can figure out a way to like lag it up there and five putts or whatever it was that i had to deal with there at the end so

Speaker 134 It's very difficult, but yeah, I try not to let my mind wander to that kind of stuff and really feel like you haven't won just because, especially in links golf like disasters can happen like that i mean like i after i made those part butts on six and seven on sunday you know i come back on number eight and i quickly make a double and so you just don't know you just don't know what's going to happen and so you got to be prepared for all things and you know try not to celebrate too early yeah i mean it was it was incredible tournament you were on fire uh what What is special about Ted Scott, your caddy?

Speaker 60 Because this is not only, obviously, he's been on your bag for these major victories, but he was on Bubba Watson's bag.

Speaker 51 Like, it seems that he is at the top of his game at the same time that you're top of your game.

Speaker 7 Is that fair to say?

Speaker 134 Yeah, I mean, Teddy is an amazing caddy. He's a great, he's a great person.
I mean, he, he's one of those guys that

Speaker 134 when he meets somebody, they feel like they're his best friend because he just treats people so well. He's an amazing guy to be around.
Everybody's his best friend. He's extremely likable.

Speaker 134 And so having him out there on the bag, like he, he works as hard as I do, if not harder.

Speaker 134 And so when he gives me information out there on the golf course that I can really, I can really trust knowing that he's not just making stuff up. He knows exactly what slope is up there.

Speaker 134 He knows exactly how the ball is going to react. Like he just knows his stuff so that I can go out there and just try to hit the shot.

Speaker 134 And I feel like with both of us out there, like his preparation is so important to what we do. And I mean, he's just a great asset for me on the golf course.

Speaker 135 He's one of my best friends in the whole world to me.

Speaker 134 He's just a all-around great guy. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Is there a specific time, maybe it wasn't even this tournament, where you maybe disagreed about a shot and you leaned towards him and it was like, it was spot on.

Speaker 60 You're like, fuck, he really knows this.

Speaker 33 Yeah, that's a good question. Thank you.

Speaker 134 Yeah,

Speaker 134 that's a great question.

Speaker 134 Gosh, I don't have a good memory for that kind of stuff. I'm kind of one of those guys that like once the day ends, I feel like I forget everything.

Speaker 134 But I definitely have some instances of some putts for sure where there's been, like the Olympics.

Speaker 134 The Olympics last year was a great example of a week where I was just struggling on the greens and we made the turn

Speaker 134 on Sunday and I missed another easy

Speaker 134 I missed another easy birdie putt on nine and all of a sudden the tournament's like getting away from me.

Speaker 134 I'm arguably out of metal contention at this point. I look at Teddy and I'm like, dude, I do not know what I'm doing out here.
He's like, well, just let me read some putts. And I was like, okay.

Speaker 134 And so he started reading putts for me the whole back nine Sunday in Paris. And I basically made everything and we played great and ended up, you know, winning a gold medal.
And we got off the course.

Speaker 134 And when the tournament was over, I was like, Teddy, Teddy, I literally do not think that I could have won this golf thing with Nugget on my bag.

Speaker 134 I don't think there's a way that I could have done it. And that was just a really cool moment for us because in golf, Teddy really is such a huge part of what we do.

Speaker 134 But I think sometimes in golf, you focus so much on the player, but Teddy is a huge part of what I do.

Speaker 134 And it was really cool to be able to share that moment with him and be like, I literally could not have done this without you in one bag.

Speaker 48 Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 33 Seems like a great dude.

Speaker 33 When we're watching you dominate the field at the Open Championship, and really it's been for the last, I'd say, year or so,

Speaker 33 the discourse inevitably becomes, is Scotty Scheffler Tiger Woods? Everything about you gets compared to Tiger Woods and the start that he got off to.

Speaker 33 Do you find those comparisons flattering or are they like rat poison? Like, don't tell me that. I don't want to hear that.
We're different people.

Speaker 33 Because I feel like if somebody compared me to Tiger Woods, I'd be like, hell yeah.

Speaker 56 Yeah, I'm Tiger.

Speaker 33 You know, like, I'd be excited about that.

Speaker 134 Yeah, I mean, I think anytime you can get mentioned in the same breath as some of the greats of the game, I think is really cool. But the comparisons, I think, are just very silly.

Speaker 134 Like, Tiger stands alone in the game of golf. I mean, he completely transcended the game.
He was by far the best player that I think we'll ever see in our lifetimes. And,

Speaker 134 I mean, I think people are always looking for that next thing, but there's only one Tiger Woods. And, you know, the rest of us are just trying to do our best out there.

Speaker 134 I think that's really all it comes down to. I think for me.
I think it's silly too, just because like I'm my own person. I'm my own guy.
I'm just trying to get the best out of myself.

Speaker 134 And um, it's not something that I think about on a daily basis.

Speaker 134 But when you see some statistics and you're being compared to him in some way, that means you're doing you know, something right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 60 Um, I alluded to it at the beginning, I was half joking about the you can celebrate a major for two minutes. Were you had the comments on before the open championship?

Speaker 4 Were you surprised that people kind of took it in a weird way?

Speaker 122 Because I watched it and I said, Scotty's basically saying that you can't have golf just be the only thing thing in your life because if it starts to fail, then like, what's life, you know?

Speaker 37 And you have a family and you have faith and all these other things that are just as important to you.

Speaker 134 Yeah, I would say that that's what I was trying to communicate because

Speaker 134 like we are sitting, I'm sitting there in the media center again. They're like, hey, how are you going to do this to win this week? What's going to happen this week?

Speaker 134 And I'm just sitting there thinking like, guys, I'm answering the same questions over and over again.

Speaker 134 If I win this tournament, I'm going to show up at the next tournament and you're going to be like, all right, how are you going to win this week? And it's like, just live in this

Speaker 134 timeframe where

Speaker 134 we're always on to the next thing. And, you know, that's, that's really how it feels sometimes.

Speaker 134 Like, just when it comes to celebrating, like, it feels really awesome for those, those few like fleeting moments of just like pure elation after you win a golf tournament.

Speaker 134 Like when the ball finally goes the whole Sunday, give Teddy a hug, shake hands. And I see my wife and my son.
It's like. I mean, it's the craziest feeling in the world, but it just does not last.

Speaker 134 Like that, that adrenaline, that feeling just lasts for a few few moments. And it's, I mean, it's like a drug.
You just want more of it.

Speaker 134 But the feeling of like happiness and satisfaction I have being able to accomplish like a lifelong dream lasts for me for a long time.

Speaker 134 Like, I mean, it's a pretty amazing thing for me to be able to accomplish something like that. And it's something that I'm very grateful for.

Speaker 134 But like you said, it's not the only thing that's in my life. Like striving to win golf tournaments is the only thing is going to lead to a lifetime of disappointment, basically.

Speaker 24 Right, right.

Speaker 4 Do you, did you realize when you had that press conference that it

Speaker 52 maybe you weren't planning this, but it was a total mind fuck for your competition?

Speaker 7 Because you're playing so well and you're like, yeah, and I only celebrate for like two minutes.

Speaker 134 I remember walking out of that room and I'm looking at Blake, my manager of notes since I'm like 10 years old, and I was like,

Speaker 134 gosh, why did I just like start ranting like that?

Speaker 134 I was like, this is why I don't say anything. Like, this is going to take, things get taken out of context.
I'm just like, I don't know why I did that.

Speaker 134 I hope that made a little bit of sense to some people. He's like, no, it's all right, let's go.

Speaker 91 Yeah, I think it was good.

Speaker 48 Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 33 You were being honest, and I don't think that you said anything that was incorrect at all.

Speaker 33 The thing I'm starting to be concerned about is: do you allow your son to celebrate the championships for too long? Like, does he, does he, is he getting a big head?

Speaker 33 Because a lot of guys use their children as human shields when they do something bad. You do the opposite.
He like deflects the success from you. Yeah.
Where he might get a big head

Speaker 33 because he's a champion. The kid, all he does is win.
Have you had a moment where you're like, hey, this is very hard to do?

Speaker 33 and they only remember that you won you know one week at a time we're on to the next one yeah yeah it's been it's been a real challenge keeping ben humble on this time you know he's

Speaker 134 getting a little too big for his britches you know he's getting a little uh a little cocky we're humbling him now at home you know he's getting back in line yeah is he bored of it like all he does is win on sunday does he love winning

Speaker 37 loves it he definitely has an idea of what's going on for sure yeah yeah but back to your comments so i i do i think that the reason why it kind of made a life of its own is that when we look at athletes, we think that's all they care about.

Speaker 35 And you're just being honest.

Speaker 41 You're like, hey, I got other things.

Speaker 47 Like, I love this.

Speaker 21 I care about it.

Speaker 51 Obviously, if I didn't care about it the way I do, I wouldn't be as good as I am.

Speaker 21 But it's weird.

Speaker 120 Like, it's almost jarring for sometimes for people to be like, oh, these guys are humans too, and they have other things going on in their lives.

Speaker 134 Yeah, yeah, and I think that's something that'll resonate, you know, with you guys as well. Like, you live a life of doing a sports show and, you know, talking to the masses day in, day out.

Speaker 134 And, but like, that's not your whole life. That's what you do in a time period during the day.
And then you go home and you do other stuff.

Speaker 134 You know, you have a family, you have friends, and you have like, like, when I think about my son, like, what would be my goal for my son to be in his life?

Speaker 134 And like, when I think about it, I'm just like, I want, I want Bennett to live a full life. I want him to experience things.

Speaker 134 And so the way to experience things is like trying to be present where you are. And so, you know, when we're here doing, I'm doing this interview with you guys, you know, my phone's up.

Speaker 134 I'm not distracted doing my other things. You know, we're going to enjoy 15, 20 minutes, wherever it is.
And then I'm going to head out and I'm going to go spend some time with my son. And

Speaker 134 like, you just want to be present where you are and be, have a full experience of things. And, you know, that's my goal for him.
I don't want him.

Speaker 134 I don't want the most important thing in his life to be his job or to be something that he can accomplish. Like, I want him to just live a full life and experience things.

Speaker 5 Yeah, it's a great, it's a great, great perspective.

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Speaker 33 And now here's more Scotty Scheffler.

Speaker 99 I have a weird question for you.

Speaker 29 Have you seen the movie Boss Baby?

Speaker 135 No.

Speaker 135 Okay.

Speaker 63 Well, this is going to be hard to explain then.

Speaker 51 It's an animated movie.

Speaker 75 Maybe Bennett will watch it when he gets a little older.

Speaker 131 I watch it with my kids a lot, and it's basically like it's a baby, but he can talk like a human when the other adults aren't around, and he's like a mastermind.

Speaker 60 Is there a chance Bennett is a boss baby and he's actually giving you all the tips of the golf game?

Speaker 134 Yeah, there is a chance. You know, there was a couple photographs that we saw on Sunday after the round where he's like,

Speaker 134 like, like, what, what do we...

Speaker 135 And it just, I mean, it killed us.

Speaker 47 That's what made me think of it because I saw the one where he was like, what?

Speaker 103 This is impressive.

Speaker 30 We do this every Sunday.

Speaker 46 Yeah.

Speaker 3 He might be boss baby.

Speaker 33 When I hear people say like, Scotty Shuffler, they get annoyed. Like, oh, I don't think he loves golf as much as I do or that type of thing.
I think you love golf. You love winning at golf.

Speaker 33 You wouldn't be at the spot that you're at right now if you didn't deeply, deeply care about improving as a golfer. But there are things that are more important in life than golf.

Speaker 33 So I have a list of things. You tell me if you love winning at golf more than these things.

Speaker 33 And we can put some of the, you know, put the haters in their place. Mowing the lawn.

Speaker 134 Yeah.

Speaker 134 I'd rather win a golf strand. Okay.

Speaker 33 Ice cream.

Speaker 134 Yeah, probably golf straven. Okay.

Speaker 33 Obeying lawful commands from a police officer.

Speaker 134 It's overrated.

Speaker 33 And then the last one, Stu Feiner.

Speaker 134 Yeah, Stu Finer.

Speaker 134 As much as I love good old Stu Finer, probably still good with golf too.

Speaker 33 Okay, so you really love golf? Yeah.

Speaker 103 What about golf?

Speaker 29 What about the Dallas Cowboys?

Speaker 134 Yeah, that's a good one. If the Dallas Cowboys won a Super Bowl, I think that would be up there for sure.

Speaker 112 Okay, so we found the line.

Speaker 33 Yeah, what's the conversion rate? Like one major for a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl, or would you give up two?

Speaker 134 Gosh, that's a good question.

Speaker 24 Yeah, good question.

Speaker 134 Yeah, another great question. A hard-hitting

Speaker 134 afternoon.

Speaker 134 Gosh, I don't know.

Speaker 134 I would trade one for sure for a Super Bowl.

Speaker 78 Okay.

Speaker 134 I've been rooting for a Super Bowl for a long time as well. A lot of hard work gone into,

Speaker 134 you know.

Speaker 134 cheering on the boys and a lot arguably a lot more disappointed in football than there is in golf.

Speaker 59 How many waste managements?

Speaker 134 Oh, like 10.

Speaker 78 Oh, all right.

Speaker 48 Okay, there's the conversion.

Speaker 33 You know, that I'm sure Stu Feiner is going to be out at the Ryder Cup for you.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 48 It's like in his backyard.

Speaker 37 Literally his backyard. He lives

Speaker 75 like a half a mile from Beth Page.

Speaker 134 Well, that'll be fun. We need all the support we can get out there.
Yeah. Stu would definitely be part of the

Speaker 134 rowing New York crowd.

Speaker 38 Yeah. Are you excited?

Speaker 99 Do you, because like I was saying this on a show I was doing just a second ago, like, this is the time of season where I just miss Stu.

Speaker 60 I'm ready for Stu to get back.

Speaker 123 Do you, do you, do you miss Stu?

Speaker 99 Are you ready for him to be back on your Sundays?

Speaker 134 Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 134 football season is definitely something that we long for for sure.

Speaker 134 That's what's great about football is like, you only get it for this period of time in the year, and then it ends, and you're like, crap. It's like it ends in February.

Speaker 134 You're like, oh, my gosh, what am I going to do until September? You're like, and so, you know, just, it's exciting. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 48 Well, that's fun.

Speaker 33 I'm ready to get Stu back.

Speaker 134 I'm ready to, you know, watch the Longhorns, watch the Cowboys.

Speaker 135 It's going to be fun.

Speaker 51 Yeah, it's funny you say that because it's like, what do you do starting February?

Speaker 91 Just win all the golf tournaments.

Speaker 84 That's pretty good. Yeah, you have the best.

Speaker 48 You actually have the best.

Speaker 130 That was the most relatable fan moment ever.

Speaker 33 But your offseason from football, I think, is better than anybody else's on planet Earth.

Speaker 91 Yeah.

Speaker 99 You're just like, but I really wish I just won another major, but I really wish it was football season.

Speaker 99 That's great. All right.

Speaker 59 I got a question.

Speaker 75 This probably, you probably don't love when people ask for tips on their golf game, but I got a friend who I'm wondering if you can maybe fix him real quick.

Speaker 99 So I'm going to lay it on you and you can tell me what he could work on.

Speaker 1 He said, the thing about my golf game is that I slice my driver pretty often.

Speaker 51 I'm not super comfortable hitting with woods or hybrids.

Speaker 128 My five or six irons are inconsistent.

Speaker 99 Seven and nine are solid.

Speaker 75 Pitching wedge and Sam Wedge are fun for loft, but I struggle chopping those.

Speaker 3 I putt the ball.

Speaker 18 I'm also just okay at putting.

Speaker 103 That's the thing. That's the one thing.

Speaker 134 Yeah, that's the one thing. Yeah.

Speaker 91 Do you have any tips?

Speaker 134 Gosh, I don't know where to start. I was trying to track it first, and then I just got lost.

Speaker 51 Yeah, he just kept on going.

Speaker 61 What do you think about this golfer, our friend Stephen Shea?

Speaker 120 What do you think about teeing it up in the fairway?

Speaker 60 Would you ever do that?

Speaker 134 I mean, no, not in the fairway, but teeing it up is actually a really good way to practice when you're learning golf. Ooh.

Speaker 134 But by no means when you're actually playing golf, would I be teeing ball in the fairway?

Speaker 84 He does that.

Speaker 64 Yeah, he tees it up in the fairway.

Speaker 33 I mean, I respect it for pace of play.

Speaker 134 Yeah, that's tragic for pace of play. Move along.

Speaker 33 Our resident golf expert, Hank, probably has a question for you.

Speaker 103 Yeah, Hank actually has gotten a lot better at golf.

Speaker 108 So he's,

Speaker 108 what do you think?

Speaker 26 I don't think Scotty cares. No, Hank's.

Speaker 33 Hank is really good at golf.

Speaker 33 If you're at a point in your life where you're beating Hank, you are a very good golfer.

Speaker 26 He FT beat me last week.

Speaker 26 Do you have an internal monologue? Like, when you make a bogey, Big Cow was talking about the bounce back stats. Like, do you get mad at yourself?

Speaker 121 Do you talk to yourself?

Speaker 26 Or do you just like blank everything out when you're playing?

Speaker 134 No, I mean, like, when you're on the golf course, you're, you're on the golf course for a long period of time, especially on Thursdays and Fridays when you're playing in threes, when you're out there for five and a half, six hours.

Speaker 134 So your mind definitely wanders throughout the day. But I think what's most important is the time you spend over the ball.
But then, yeah, when mistakes happen, I...

Speaker 134 Yeah, I get really frustrated.

Speaker 134 I'm not sure exactly what I said. It depends on the day for sure.

Speaker 134 But yeah, I just get really frustrated. And early in my career, I would definitely take it too far to the point where it would have started affecting what I would do after that.

Speaker 134 But I think getting the frustration out is what's important and like leaving it there. And so like, yeah, I may bang a club or two.
I may slam something, but

Speaker 134 by the time I get over the next shot, like I'm focused on what's at hand here.

Speaker 134 But I don't really have like a good, a good trick per se to be like, hey, you know, you'll get on the next one. You're like, that's not going to work.

Speaker 78 I just hit in the water.

Speaker 134 Like, what do you mean the next one? I'm about to make double here. Yeah.

Speaker 134 And so I think it's more just trying to reset, like, let the frustration be there.

Speaker 134 And then when you start walking to the next shot, it's like, start playing ahead and figuring out what you're going to do to shoot a score.

Speaker 80 There you go, Hank.

Speaker 18 We should talk real quick.

Speaker 2 Happy Gilmore 2 is out on Friday.

Speaker 62 How are you at acting?

Speaker 42 Grade yourself, Scotty Scheffler, the actor, in Happy Gilmore 2.

Speaker 134 I mean, maybe like a C-, you know, a passing grade.

Speaker 89 Okay.

Speaker 134 I'd give myself a passing grade, but I'm definitely not going to give myself much more than that. I mean,

Speaker 59 how many lines did you have?

Speaker 134 I had a few lines. I mean, it was fun.
I'll let y'all watch the movie. I mean, so we watched it on Monday night, and I was, I mean, I was surprised by how much we enjoyed the movie.

Speaker 134 I mean, it's so hard with comedies to follow up. the original, especially when the original is such a classic like that.

Speaker 134 But they did a really, really good job of, you know, kind of remembering the original movie by having a lot of that stuff in there, like a lot of reminiscing about the old movie while still having like a good storyline for the new one and lots of really funny stuff.

Speaker 134 I mean, I was cracking up. Like a lot of the guys that came in and did their cameos did an amazing job.
And, you know, Adam, they do such a good job on set of keeping you relaxed.

Speaker 134 Like when you walk into this area and all of a sudden we're filming a movie, that's something that I'm extremely uncomfortable with.

Speaker 134 And they just do a job of making you feel at home, being your friend. Everybody on set was so amazing.
I mean, it was really, really relaxed.

Speaker 134 And you can tell why Adam's so good at producing movies and why he always has the same guys come back time and time again, because they have fun and they do a really good job and they make everybody comfortable.

Speaker 33 Amongst your peers, other golfers, who was the best actor?

Speaker 134 I mean, the one I laughed the hardest at, I actually texted Xander this the other day, was Xander's lines in the movie are really, really funny. Him and Ricky did a really good job.

Speaker 134 And so did Will's Aleatoris. I mean, to be honest with you, I thought everybody did a great job.

Speaker 134 I mean, I can't imagine how difficult it is for real actors to deal with us trying to make a movie not look terrible. And they did a really good job of like helping us along and

Speaker 134 just doing a really good job with the movie. I mean, it was really entertaining and really funny.

Speaker 135 Yeah.

Speaker 52 That's a good mental game thing, too.

Speaker 60 Again, let them be better at acting.

Speaker 52 You can handle the golf.

Speaker 129 You got the sneaky mental game going.

Speaker 89 Get them a little off.

Speaker 62 They're like, oh, yeah, you can't do this.

Speaker 61 Are we going to win the Ryder Cup?

Speaker 134 That's the plan.

Speaker 62 We got to win the Ryder Cup.

Speaker 33 Please.

Speaker 51 Please.

Speaker 134 Hey, nobody wants to win the Ryder Cup more than than I do.

Speaker 80 Okay. Okay.

Speaker 83 Can you, can you,

Speaker 10 I guess there are a lot of rules, but like, it would be awesome if you just called your own number for every match.

Speaker 123 And you just like a chess master when they play like 10 people at once.

Speaker 33 You just do that. You walk from the first hole to like the 13th to hit your second shot, then back to the first.

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 134 No, the Ryder Cup's going to be fun. It'll be exciting.
It's going to be back on home soil.

Speaker 134 And Keegan, I mean, Keegan's been amazing so far. I mean, he's been great for us.
He's extremely fired up. And

Speaker 134 I think the whole team right now is really excited about getting there.

Speaker 33 It's coming home. That's what we've been saying.
Does Rory have any more tips for you on how to improve your game and make you more dominant?

Speaker 134 No, no. Since then, he hadn't really given me any tips, to be honest with you.

Speaker 33 Were you thinking about making that change? Because I know the story got written about like Rory McElroy. told Scotty Scheffler, hey, here's what you should change about your putter.

Speaker 33 And then you did that because Rory said it. But there might be more nuance to it than that.

Speaker 134 Yeah, I think Rory said something about me switching putters on coverage somewhere. But I have a putting coach, Phil Kennedy, who helps with all that stuff.

Speaker 134 And, you know, he'd been trying to get me to do that for a while. And he'd also been trying to get me to switch to the claw grip for a while.

Speaker 134 And I finally just, you know, gave in to Phil's kind of pestering of me, trying new things, and kind of gave in. And a lot of this work so far, Phil's been tremendous.

Speaker 33 Yeah, it's almost not fair how you're good at putting now. That's it.
It's really. Are you good for golf?

Speaker 78 You tell me.

Speaker 33 No, I mean, you're, you're, you're dominant, and you are fun to watch. And so we respect greatness on this show.
Yeah.

Speaker 29 Did you happen to see the Phil Mickelson tweet?

Speaker 134 I did see the Phil Mickelson tweet.

Speaker 62 It was quite a tweet.

Speaker 79 It was quite a tweet.

Speaker 33 It was a great tweet.

Speaker 135 It was a great tweet.

Speaker 62 He said you weren't going to win anything.

Speaker 59 And I actually think he threw in, so I think the real tweet was hot take.

Speaker 120 Scotty's not going to win anything in 2025 until the Ryder Cup. I think he was just throwing in the Ryder Cup because he couldn't go against USA there.

Speaker 59 I think he really wanted to say you're not going to win anything.

Speaker 134 I would agree with that. I think that's what he was trying to say, but you can't say that America's going to lose the Ryder Cup when you're an American.

Speaker 134 So he was like kind of threw in that little cookie there at the end because Phil's not dumb. Phil's very smart.
Yeah.

Speaker 130 Yeah, but that was a really dumb tweet because you've won everything.

Speaker 134 Yeah.

Speaker 134 Didn't age very well, which I'm very pleased with.

Speaker 33 Yeah, I have a very important question for you.

Speaker 72 At the open,

Speaker 33 I'm trying to remember what hole it was. I think it was the 17th.
Did you fart? Oh,

Speaker 134 yeah, that was me.

Speaker 91 It wasn't actually.

Speaker 78 Oh, yeah, that was me.

Speaker 24 That's awesome.

Speaker 33 Was that just a complete accident?

Speaker 134 I mean, no, I mean,

Speaker 134 you're out there for like six hours. Like, you're eating some different food over there.

Speaker 78 Some stuff's going to happen.

Speaker 62 Did you know that it was that loud?

Speaker 134 No, I mean, you never know when the boom mic's there.

Speaker 89 You never know what they're going to pick up.

Speaker 134 I'm actually, I'm definitely surprised it hasn't happened more in the past, picking up stuff like that. But

Speaker 134 I literally didn't think anything about it. And then after we got inside, Xander was showing me the video.

Speaker 134 He pulls up the video and I see myself standing on 17. I was like, oh, I know what this is.

Speaker 103 Wait, did none of the reporters asked you?

Speaker 134 No. Wow.

Speaker 34 That journal is dead.

Speaker 48 Yeah.

Speaker 103 That's a big, that's a big get.

Speaker 75 How would you grade your fart? I thought it was very funny.

Speaker 84 It was great.

Speaker 48 It was a good robust.

Speaker 1 Yeah, good. It got a nice sound to it.
Yeah.

Speaker 62 Yeah, because that actually, now that I'm thinking about it, like, that's actually a nervous situation.

Speaker 21 Like, what if you had like a little like toot and it was like, ooh, that's Scotty's farts?

Speaker 17 Like, oh, yeah, I would judge you.

Speaker 48 What the hell?

Speaker 56 Like, what was that? That was a man's fart.

Speaker 128 That was a man's fart.

Speaker 48 Great.

Speaker 48 Did it smell?

Speaker 134 No, we were outside. So, I mean,

Speaker 134 somebody else caught it. It wasn't English.

Speaker 130 All right, I got one last question.

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Speaker 56 Terms apply.

Speaker 99 This has been awesome, Scotty.

Speaker 123 We love having you on.

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Speaker 52 This is an important question.

Speaker 120 I'm going to see how you're going to handle it because you're actually the perfect guy to ask this question.

Speaker 7 And this is something we ask a lot of guests.

Speaker 131 Do you think you're a better golfer or person?

Speaker 134 You know,

Speaker 134 I think right now

Speaker 134 that's a good question. I would say that I definitely fall short as a person.
Like it would be tough. It would be tough to say that that I'm the best person in the world.

Speaker 135 This is

Speaker 89 like I'm

Speaker 103 this is getting you higher on the person right now.

Speaker 33 Yeah, but this is this is a conundrum for us. Yeah.
Because usually when people say better human being than he is a golfer, we're like, no, wait a second.

Speaker 33 This guy is far and away the best golfer in the world. Yeah.
He's not top number one, but the fact that you're so humble that you acknowledge all shortcomings, it's making me think.

Speaker 103 Let me ask you a different way.

Speaker 104 Have you come to grips with the fact that you you will never be a better person than you are a golfer?

Speaker 27 Yeah, I mean, I think

Speaker 134 it's like,

Speaker 134 I just, you know, I think my wife's in the next room if you want her to,

Speaker 134 she's got a best part on her phone right now of all my, you know, transgressions. So you can tell you that I'm very far from a perfect person.

Speaker 35 Damn it, you got us because it is one of our favorite like cliches that, like, it started when J.J.

Speaker 99 Watt retired. And they're like, J.J.
Watt, as good of a football player

Speaker 66 as he was, he's a better person.

Speaker 3 It's like, listen, he's a great person, but that just can't be true because he's one of the best football players of all time.

Speaker 61 You can't be one of the best 100 humans of all time.

Speaker 120 It's not saying you're a bad human.

Speaker 61 It's just saying you're the best golfer.

Speaker 52 There's no way you'll ever be a better person than golfer.

Speaker 134 Yeah, I think that's a fair observation.

Speaker 131 God damn it.

Speaker 47 Now he's the best poster.

Speaker 98 Now you are the best.

Speaker 33 It's like Schrödinger's camp.

Speaker 99 You completely checkmate us.

Speaker 35 We've been doing this bit for years, and this is the first person to be like, yeah, you know what?

Speaker 63 I got to get better as a person, but I'm probably never going to be a better person than the support I play.

Speaker 33 Shit. This is really tough for us.

Speaker 59 I think he's a better person.

Speaker 84 I think you as good.

Speaker 33 Yeah. I think as good a human being as you're a golfer.

Speaker 33 Tiger, maybe you could make the argument, Tiger was a better golfer over his career. Yeah.
And Scotty Scheffler. Yeah.

Speaker 33 So you've got some room to go up, but the more you win, the harder that conversation is going to be for us to have. Yeah.
Damn.

Speaker 89 Yeah.

Speaker 134 I would say I have plenty of room to improve on the person front and definitely plenty of room to improve as a golfer as

Speaker 29 You check me.

Speaker 33 Well done. Yeah, you're done, Scotty.

Speaker 52 Scotty, you're the best, man.

Speaker 52 Thank you so much for your time.

Speaker 128 We really appreciate it.

Speaker 99 Happy Gilmore 2.

Speaker 63 Anytime you want to come on, we love having you on, recurring guest.

Speaker 52 And congrats again, man. Incredible season.

Speaker 61 Let's go win the Ryder Cup.

Speaker 134 Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it.
Well, thanks, guys. Appreciate y'all having me on.
Good to talk to you guys again. I'll see you soon.

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Speaker 26 Now this feels right.

Speaker 24 It's very funny.

Speaker 60 Oh, he's continuing the trend from Mount Rushmore to take shots at everyone. Hank.

Speaker 71 No, well, PFT is whatever.

Speaker 84 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 94 PFT is sick.

Speaker 26 I don't want to beat me when he's down. We also had a great Mount Rushmore today.

Speaker 26 But my Fire Fest is Mount Rushmore related, I guess.

Speaker 26 I might have had a bad day at work yesterday. I might have been lashing out left and right.

Speaker 126 Well, I think

Speaker 4 what I said, I think, was spot on.

Speaker 20 Like, this is every summer.

Speaker 66 It literally is just, you know, we do want to go to the moment.

Speaker 34 Yeah, but you want to go through the motions like you want to do.

Speaker 35 Literally, any action towards you, and then it's just over.

Speaker 26 And get more mature. No.

Speaker 41 I don't want you to grow or get more mature.

Speaker 99 That's what makes this fun.

Speaker 115 Well, you just kept coming up to me all day yesterday, telling me how useless I am.

Speaker 48 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Like when AWLs say they're excited for Mount Rushmore season, I think what they're really saying is they're excited for Hank lashout season.

Speaker 62 Because that's what it is.

Speaker 28 That's the feature part of the summer.

Speaker 33 The beauty about it is we keep getting older and Hank stays the same age. He's like Peter Pan.

Speaker 48 Yeah.

Speaker 26 But yeah, that was, you know, after some reflection, I felt a little bit bad about that. Max, I somewhat apologize.

Speaker 82 So he is useful?

Speaker 40 Yeah.

Speaker 26 Sometimes.

Speaker 106 Somewhat accept.

Speaker 115 I somewhat accept.

Speaker 26 Somewhat accept.

Speaker 7 That's fair.

Speaker 33 But you show me a good loser. I'll show you a loser.

Speaker 33 Hank takes it personally. He takes it seriously.
And that's why I love having him on my team.

Speaker 33 I'd much rather have a guy like Hank on there that just lashes out and goes nuclear against everybody with their mouth than a guy that doesn't care at all about Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 26 Yeah. Facts.
And Scotty, Scotty's words have, have actually resonated with me. I've been thinking about him a lot.
Just

Speaker 26 let it all out. By the time you're stepping over the ball on your next shot,

Speaker 26 you got to be focused.

Speaker 60 Do you think you're going to be able to beat Scotty Schuffler?

Speaker 26 No, but I think in terms of dealing with frustrations, that's a good way to think about it.

Speaker 26 Like it's like I was wondering if he maybe just like internalizes it or doesn't get frustrated, but he was like, no, you can get frustrated. You should get frustrated.
Just get it all out.

Speaker 26 And yesterday was me getting it all out.

Speaker 80 Okay, wait, wait.

Speaker 59 So your takeaway from Scotty was

Speaker 114 you're like lashing out and being mean to people and taking shots at people is totally fine.

Speaker 112 That's

Speaker 112 part of the process. Yes.
Okay, I like it.

Speaker 26 As long as the next about Rushmore

Speaker 48 is clear. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 26 Or next about Rushmore, you know,

Speaker 26 your mind is clear.

Speaker 47 So that was, for a second there, I was like, did Scotty Scheffler make Hank more mature?

Speaker 120 And it's like, no, he actually just told Hank.

Speaker 10 Hank just interpreted Scotty Scheffler's words into, you're doing nothing wrong, dude.

Speaker 56 Yeah, according to Hank, Scottie Scheffler.

Speaker 26 If you see mad, just don't be mad before you record the next. I have something else.

Speaker 40 Scotty Seffler.

Speaker 33 He goes over the ball like five, like the next ball.

Speaker 33 He said, I'm just like you, Hank. Me and you react to adversity and failures.
No, see that?

Speaker 26 Now you're gas out.

Speaker 132 Yeah, Hank Max is right, too, though.

Speaker 51 He does go, he does stand over the ball like 100 times.

Speaker 115 No, he goes over to the next ball like five minutes later.

Speaker 106 Yeah.

Speaker 74 We do a Mount Rushmore every two days. Yeah.
So that's.

Speaker 127 And also you did carry it 48 hours.

Speaker 65 You did carry it into the next Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 26 But that was...

Speaker 26 Was that before or after we did Scotty Shuffler?

Speaker 46 It was after.

Speaker 26 No, I was good yesterday.

Speaker 42 I mean, kind of.

Speaker 83 Me and PFT crushed it. No, no.

Speaker 34 Wait.

Speaker 120 Wait, are you saying good, like, doing well on Mount Rushmore or being nice to us?

Speaker 26 Being in a good mindset.

Speaker 59 Okay, so being nice to us is irrelevant.

Speaker 26 It's about the mindset. Okay, all right, got it.

Speaker 33 It's about being nice to yourself. That's what Scotty was saying.
You have to forgive yourself for your transgressions. It has nothing to do with

Speaker 84 everybody.

Speaker 26 What he was saying is you got to be focused. You got to be able to, you know, hyper-focus on what's in front of you.
Sometimes, in order to win in what's in front of me, like shots have to be taken.

Speaker 34 Yeah, it's not like you're not going to get to what's in front of you.

Speaker 59 You have to basically push everyone down.

Speaker 26 That's Mount Rushboard season. Right.

Speaker 124 It's a competition.

Speaker 26 Like, you got to win. Yeah, you got to win.

Speaker 33 Who do you think loves their family more? Scotty Scheffler with his kid or Hank with his 18 kids?

Speaker 26 It's tough. It's tough.

Speaker 26 Probably Scotty.

Speaker 22 You really love your 18 kids. I do.

Speaker 57 A lot.

Speaker 48 I do. A lot, a lot.

Speaker 57 A lot.

Speaker 24 A lot of

Speaker 59 18 kids, sometimes 27 kids.

Speaker 26 Yeah, sometimes 36. Yeah.

Speaker 79 Sometimes.

Speaker 67 Go ahead.

Speaker 82 54. There you go.

Speaker 48 It's live.

Speaker 71 Remember? It's live.

Speaker 48 All right.

Speaker 29 FT, your Mount Rush.

Speaker 35 Wait, or sorry, your Fire Fest.

Speaker 59 So, Hank, just in summation, your Fire Fest is

Speaker 52 don't change anything.

Speaker 26 No, false. My Fire Fest is I was lashing out yesterday, and I apologize for it.

Speaker 62 But you're going to do it again.

Speaker 62 No.

Speaker 26 If I hit a bad shot, my goal is to not hit any bad shots.

Speaker 51 Yeah, but if you hit a bad shot, Scotty told you it's okay to walk up to your coworkers and tell them they're useless.

Speaker 26 Not specifically,

Speaker 26 but that it's okay to lash out. Okay.

Speaker 80 Yeah.

Speaker 33 By the way, I love the countdown clock. The countdown clock to football is good.
I think it could be bigger, Zach. That's my only note.
Like, I would like a bigger clock. I would like multiple clocks.

Speaker 33 And I was telling him, I want this clock to explode when football hits. Like, when it hits zero, I want some sort of

Speaker 33 like fireworks or pyrotechnics that comes out of it. And then he asked me what other clocks I think we should have.
What do you think about this one, big cat?

Speaker 47 Wait, but wait, wait, before I want to hear the next clock, but I actually disagree on the explode.

Speaker 120 I think it should always be resetting until the next football game starts. So, like, when we're taping on Sunday night, it should be the countdown to Monday night football.

Speaker 18 So, we're like,

Speaker 46 football

Speaker 83 there.

Speaker 33 That's another clock. Yeah, that's fine.
We have a separate clock for a countdown on Monday night football. What do you think about this one, though?

Speaker 33 Countdown clock till Hank turns 40.

Speaker 59 Love it. Let's do it.
Yeah.

Speaker 71 You want to put it up there? Yeah.

Speaker 97 Yeah, we should just have the whole wall be countdown clocks.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 113 I love that. Yeah.

Speaker 120 Yeah, we got a countdown to the World Cup.

Speaker 110 That's crazy.

Speaker 115 I was going to say.

Speaker 42 What's crazy that you're going to be 40?

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 78 Oh, watch this.

Speaker 26 We will not still be doing this podcast. Yeah, we will.

Speaker 33 Just make him think about it all day, every day when he's at work.

Speaker 118 What the fuck are you going to do?

Speaker 120 You're going to be doing this podcast.

Speaker 28 Yeah, you are.

Speaker 26 That would be crazy.

Speaker 56 Yeah, you are.

Speaker 33 He's going to be 60 years old, lashing out at people because he screwed up the Mount Rushmore of easily digestible foods.

Speaker 18 Okay,

Speaker 103 I love that.

Speaker 100 We should get a couple countdown clocks going. Zach, get on that.

Speaker 6 PFT, what's your Fire Fest?

Speaker 33 I mean, my Fire Fest is that I'm sick, which sucks. So woke up in the middle of the night, cold sweat, chills, aches, not looking for any sympathy.

Speaker 33 But I did happen to Google

Speaker 33 the effects of a brown recluse spider bite this morning.

Speaker 57 Uh-oh.

Speaker 33 And I'll just put it at that.

Speaker 75 Are those all the effects? Chill.

Speaker 26 Killed you from the grave.

Speaker 112 Do you have a spot on you? Like, do you have a...

Speaker 33 Sometimes I read that it can take hours, sometimes days for the symptom to show up.

Speaker 33 So this could have, it could have happened a couple of days ago after I talked all that shit.

Speaker 33 I don't think that's what it is, but

Speaker 33 I did notice that I got a spider bite on my arm. So

Speaker 33 I don't think it's a brown recluse. It doesn't look like a brown recluse bite, but sometimes they change.

Speaker 28 Wouldn't the bite have a bunch of marks on it and stuff?

Speaker 33 I guess when it first pops up, it just looks like a normal spider bite. What does the circle look like?

Speaker 48 That's it.

Speaker 65 Yeah.

Speaker 33 I would show it to you.

Speaker 33 It's right up here on the bicep.

Speaker 33 I also think that I would have noticed the brown recluse on my arm. It's not a small spider.

Speaker 26 There's only one, you said, and you killed it.

Speaker 10 It could be when you were sleeping.

Speaker 33 It could have been that one, but there was only one, but he killed it.

Speaker 84 Yeah, I killed it, but that one.

Speaker 26 There was no other ones.

Speaker 33 That one might have gotten me before I got it.

Speaker 78 Got it.

Speaker 33 You know, kind of like both two worthy competitors going out on their swords.

Speaker 85 Even though you killed it a week ago?

Speaker 33 I killed on Friday.

Speaker 60 Okay, so that was almost a week ago?

Speaker 33 Almost a week ago.

Speaker 33 Yeah, I put it at like 25% chance it's a brown recluse spider bite.

Speaker 71 It's making me feel like you have more brown recluse spiders in your house.

Speaker 33 No, I don't. There's just the one.
I haven't seen any other ones. Got it.

Speaker 33 But it is, like, I'm glad that I'm going through this right now as opposed to next week on Grit Week because that would suck. It's like my body knows, hey, you got to get in shape for next week.

Speaker 33 Pain is just weakness leaving the body, so I'm going to be at maximum strength next week. Iron sharpens iron.

Speaker 33 So if it is a Brown recluse spider bite, it's like at the end of the day, we're just two competitors going out there on the field of battle.

Speaker 33 And I think I got the final victory against it, but he might have he might have dinged me up on the way out.

Speaker 58 Yeah.

Speaker 70 But that's okay.

Speaker 33 That's okay.

Speaker 26 Definitely wasn't one of his other brothers getting revenge for you killing its friend. Definitely wasn't that.

Speaker 33 No, spiders are dumb. They don't know revenge.
They don't understand vengeance.

Speaker 33 But yeah,

Speaker 33 that's pretty much it. Pretty clean week besides that.

Speaker 33 Overall, nothing really to complain about. Very excited about Grit Week next week.
Yes. Very excited.

Speaker 22 Very excited for Grit Week.

Speaker 29 All right, my Firefest is

Speaker 84 we've talked about this.

Speaker 125 I mean, PFT, we're 40.

Speaker 58 I'm getting close to a moment where I have to make a decision of whether I should retire or not

Speaker 125 sports and

Speaker 100 fun activities with the boys.

Speaker 51 My body's broken.

Speaker 50 We played softball at 10 p.m.

Speaker 100 last night.

Speaker 5 I have like four injuries.

Speaker 18 I puked after the game because it was so hot and I was so uncomfortable that I pulled trigger after the game and I've been running so much that

Speaker 120 I don't know what to do. I'm either going to do yoga or testosterone.

Speaker 60 Those are my two options.

Speaker 120 So I don't know if people want to weigh in and tell me which one I should do, but something has to fix because I can barely walk right now and I played softball.

Speaker 33 I think you need to look at what other very successful 40-year-old athletes do, like LeBron James. And I don't think he'd do either one of those two things.

Speaker 100 So I need to go to Miami for a couple of weeks?

Speaker 48 Go to Miac. For a while.
Yeah.

Speaker 33 And maybe, yeah, just like take an extended break to regain weight that you lost in a mysterious illness.

Speaker 33 By the way, did you see what Jeff Teague put up on Instagram to apologize? Yeah. He was just joking.

Speaker 33 He went create mode. Yeah.

Speaker 33 That's like pro-level notes app that he used to apologize. But yeah, once you you turn 40 and you start exercising at all, you just collect injuries.

Speaker 33 You wake up in the morning and your foot hurts and you're like, well, I guess my foot's going to hurt for the rest of my life.

Speaker 26 Yoga, you got to come. I don't think you're doing yoga.

Speaker 7 No, I think it's Tessas.

Speaker 112 Yeah.

Speaker 120 My problem is in my head, I can still do everything.

Speaker 37 Like, I can still, in my head, and I enjoy it.

Speaker 30 That's the real issue.

Speaker 50 I enjoy going out with the boys, playing softball.

Speaker 48 What?

Speaker 48 What was that?

Speaker 108 Continue, finish, not finish.

Speaker 47 I enjoy going out with the boys playing softball.

Speaker 82 Yeah. What was that?

Speaker 26 No, I'm saying there's other activities. You can go out with the boys and participate in competitive sports-like

Speaker 67 things.

Speaker 26 That aren't going to hurt you as much.

Speaker 73 I don't want to play golf, okay?

Speaker 33 I like to play softball.

Speaker 55 It's fun.

Speaker 63 It's fun with the boys.

Speaker 48 It is.

Speaker 80 I'll play golf too, but I don't.

Speaker 12 Can we keep it to real sports?

Speaker 31 Yeah, fine. Okay.

Speaker 47 Like playing pickup hoops here.

Speaker 48 I don't know.

Speaker 84 I don't want to give it up.

Speaker 62 I don't want to give it up.

Speaker 33 I've got a possible solution for you.

Speaker 48 Yeah.

Speaker 33 What about tennis?

Speaker 89 No.

Speaker 33 We get into tennis.

Speaker 33 And then we start becoming tennis boys and then the pod numbies go way up to the roof.

Speaker 57 No.

Speaker 71 Pickleball?

Speaker 84 I would never play pickleball.

Speaker 104 I don't know. I don't have a solution besides golf.

Speaker 46 Testosterone.

Speaker 50 Testosterone.

Speaker 20 Golf and testosterone are my two solutions, but I just, it sucks because we had fun, Max.

Speaker 60 Hank's not on the team, by the way, anymore, PFT, so don't worry.

Speaker 100 Uh, it's just me and Max memes, so he's he's out.

Speaker 33 Got retired, too.

Speaker 122 Yeah, I, we had fun, even though it was a million degrees last night.

Speaker 26 Sorry, I want to play if I, I'm not, playing regular season and not being able to play the playoffs. What's the point?

Speaker 78 Hmm. I don't know.

Speaker 116 Going out with the boys, having fun.

Speaker 100 Going out with the boys, having fun. Exactly.
That's, that's the fun part. But yeah,

Speaker 60 I literally can't, like, my, my, I didn't sleep last night because my leg,

Speaker 65 I, like, one leg is hurt and the other leg is, I keep getting cramped up.

Speaker 33 It sucks. It sucks.
Nothing worse than, like, was that your first game of the season?

Speaker 2 No, second that I played in.

Speaker 110 It was our third as a team.

Speaker 51 But yeah, I uh, it was 90 degrees out.

Speaker 20 That was the problem.

Speaker 131 It had the hot wind, so it was really the elements were fucking me up bad.

Speaker 60 Like, I was drenched in sweat, and then I had to pull a trigger.

Speaker 100 I was sitting on the bench after the game, and I was like, if I don't puke right now, I might pass out because I'm just like so exhausted.

Speaker 120 And I puked, made some room, and because I took a sip of water and I was like, oh, I need, I need room.

Speaker 48 And I had to make room.

Speaker 33 So there's an ultra-competitive 16-inch softball league that plays right next to my house.

Speaker 33 And I stopped by yesterday. I was taking Blake on a walk yesterday.
We walked past the game that's going on. And I had to just sit and marvel as a spectator.

Speaker 33 Like really competitive 16-inch softball is way more exciting to watch than pickleball. Oh, yeah.
These guys were screaming.

Speaker 33 They were placing their line drives like within a 10-foot span of where they were aiming. It was awesome.
These dudes rock. Yeah.

Speaker 131 I used to play in one on this one, is the one we play in now is not really competitive, which I think that's probably the step down.

Speaker 120 But I just turning, getting to that age where you're like, I want to keep doing the fun things with my friends, but I physically can't is just brutal.

Speaker 80 So I think it's testosterone.

Speaker 33 I think that's a good answer. Yeah, dude, like when you go on the testosterone supplemental stuff, you end up looking awesome.
Right. I don't know if you've seen Alex Jones recently.
Yeah.

Speaker 33 That's all man.

Speaker 102 That guy's going to live forever.

Speaker 33 Yeah, he looks great. He took up smoking too recently, which that's fucking cool as shit to take up smoking when he's like 55 years old.

Speaker 101 Yeah.

Speaker 87 Zach, you got one?

Speaker 72 I do have Fireface this week. Something that happened a little earlier in the week.
Pretty eye-opening experience for me.

Speaker 72 As you guys know, going through the office, sometimes there's like some leftover takeout orders that linger around. And they're like, hey, would you like some fries?

Speaker 72 Maybe you like some chicken strips. So I did.
I did take the offer some chicken strips before I left the office.

Speaker 72 Means was kind enough to give me a ride home. And then I actually, I, unbeknownst to me, I was like, all right, it's late.
We're here in the evening time. Let me grab some dinner.

Speaker 72 So I walked into the McDonald's with McDonald's.

Speaker 71 Oh, no, Zach.

Speaker 48 I didn't think about it in so much shame. Oh, no, Zach.

Speaker 40 Like, I had to, I didn't.

Speaker 37 You brought sand to the beach.

Speaker 84 I did.

Speaker 72 I 100% did. I didn't want to leave the rest of Tenders in Memes' car, so I brought them with me to the McDonald's.
It just didn't register that I was walking in there with it.

Speaker 120 So you were standing there in McDonald's holding McDonald's, like ordering McDonald's.

Speaker 72 Yes, like it looks like I'm about to have a complaint with my current order, but I was really just there to order. It was very eye-opening, and we're going to dye it so hard.

Speaker 105 That's awesome.

Speaker 33 It's like when you go into a gas station, you've already got a 20-ounce soda in your hand, and you show the guy, you're like, I already got this.

Speaker 33 You tell people at McDonald's, like, hey, I brought this from home. Yeah, I'm not stealing it.
Yeah, you always declare it.

Speaker 79 You declare it as you walk in.

Speaker 47 You're like, just so you know, bringing this, bringing this in.

Speaker 70 Yeah.

Speaker 71 Oh, no, Zach.

Speaker 84 That's a tough one.

Speaker 72 So just never again. Yeah.

Speaker 72 I don't know if it's like a routine I built and it's like autopilot I need to go and they're all everything's so close or what, but we're just making insane life changes starting today.

Speaker 102 When you did go,

Speaker 72 did you get the nuggets?

Speaker 72 I went. So yeah, they had a deal on the app.
So two fries, 20 nuggets. So that was an instant cop.
And then I... The snack wraps back.
So I ripped some snack wraps.

Speaker 48 Oh, hell yes.

Speaker 26 Snack wraps so back.

Speaker 84 Okay.

Speaker 33 Wizards burgers?

Speaker 72 yeah, they were singles.

Speaker 56 Wait, what? What is this?

Speaker 48 Wait, hold on, say the whole order now.

Speaker 46 Hold on, say the whole order now.

Speaker 48 That was

Speaker 72 that was that was in private, Max, and you just brought it up.

Speaker 48 That was somebody that's on me.

Speaker 117 People want to know, that people want to know the order.

Speaker 74 The people want to know the order.

Speaker 72 Okay, it was just two fries and 20 nuggets because of the deal. I had a couple snack wraps, and then I went cheeseburgers, but single cheeseburgers.

Speaker 62 And

Speaker 84 those were like a roadie situation.

Speaker 48 Cheeseburgers on the weighted off.

Speaker 127 sack wraps.

Speaker 26 20 nuggets, two fries, and extra tenders.

Speaker 84 Yes.

Speaker 84 He didn't eat the tenders.

Speaker 115 He didn't eat the tenders.

Speaker 98 I did eat them, but they were on the wait.

Speaker 116 It doesn't count. That was like an easy.

Speaker 48 In all counts, those don't count. Those don't count.

Speaker 101 How many sack wraps?

Speaker 72 Only two.

Speaker 57 Okay.

Speaker 33 And he just two cheeseburgers.

Speaker 72 Yes, but single patty. I'd like to prefer.

Speaker 26 Were these the Nashville tenders we got last week?

Speaker 121 Was that that?

Speaker 103 Yeah, no, the big ones.

Speaker 41 Yeah.

Speaker 62 No, no. No,

Speaker 35 it's McDonald's.

Speaker 48 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 46 Christmas McChicken. Yeah.

Speaker 35 No, so you just went, you just did your regular order.

Speaker 2 You're just like, instead of a double cheeseburger, I'm going to add a snapper.

Speaker 72 Go single and go snack wrap. Yeah.
Yes.

Speaker 48 And also single cheese chicken.

Speaker 26 Burgers.

Speaker 26 Right.

Speaker 72 Yes, two of them, but it was singles, though. Right.
So, like, half of what the usual, what I would consider a dinner. Oh, that's brutal.

Speaker 135 No dessert?

Speaker 72 No, there was so much shame walking out of McDonald's. I couldn't even think of eating ever again.

Speaker 33 Have you guys ever walked into a fast food place with a fast food item from a different fast food restaurant?

Speaker 89 No.

Speaker 71 No.

Speaker 33 I did that a couple times, but it was because, like, I liked Whataburger burgers when I was in Texas, but I would, their fries sucked.

Speaker 33 So I would get fries from McDonald's and then bring the fries from McDonald's into Whataburger.

Speaker 4 I would do, I do that with Uber Eats.

Speaker 100 Like there's one place I like I like crab ringoons from this one place and I like the like Thai food from another place and I'll double order.

Speaker 58 I'll get one.

Speaker 131 I'll get both because I'm like I want, I basically make my perfect meal through multiple Uber Eats.

Speaker 4 The only problem with that, similar to what Zach's talking about, is when they both show up at the same time.

Speaker 65 That's always a little awkward where you're like, oh, we're just like doing an Uber Eats gangbang here.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 50 And you got to kind of explain yourself.

Speaker 110 So yeah. But Zach.
Zach, that rocks. Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 129 That's a dude's rock. It happens.

Speaker 74 Zach also only eats one meal a day. That's true.

Speaker 107 So it's fine.

Speaker 102 I've offered him food in the middle of the day and he turns it down.

Speaker 74 Yeah, no,

Speaker 115 he's allowed to eat whatever he wants for dinner because he only eats one meal a day.

Speaker 74 Don't want to get sluggish.

Speaker 48 That's how

Speaker 74 the eating thing works.

Speaker 56 That's a real diet.

Speaker 33 It's called Omad.

Speaker 48 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 59 Memes, would you like to say anything about Justin Fields, which we talked about at the beginning of the show, but how are you feeling?

Speaker 5 This is actually, we're taping this part

Speaker 50 early in the day, so this is instant reaction.

Speaker 66 We don't really know. as we're sitting here, so we're getting instant memes reaction.

Speaker 68 Are you okay?

Speaker 109 I'm not okay. I'm down bad right now.
uh there's no update the update was that he was standing behind a tree and then got carted off so nobody knows what actually

Speaker 102 what's happening if it's serious will you let me give you a spin zone or are you not ready for it now

Speaker 23 let's hear it

Speaker 106 doesn't sound like you're ready for it his phone is just playing a loop of the meme of the guy drinking bleach and killing himself it's just it's just a constant loop that's playing in front of him i mean

Speaker 125 all right i i don't think you're i don't think he's mentally, do you think he's mentally ready for it?

Speaker 56 No. No.

Speaker 59 Because

Speaker 44 he already got mad at me if I tried it out and he got, he yelled at me.

Speaker 83 It's a bad take.

Speaker 29 It's not a bad take. Here, you know what?

Speaker 28 I'll tell it to you, PFT.

Speaker 84 Not to memes.

Speaker 33 Take your headphones off, memes.

Speaker 67 Not hurt it.

Speaker 22 It's not that big of a deal because Justin Fields isn't good and this might actually be a good thing in the long run.

Speaker 33 That's not a bad spin zone.

Speaker 33 But the only thing, the best part about Justin Fields is when he's on your team, you can get excited because you're like, what if he's good this year? Right, of course.

Speaker 33 So you're missing out on the entire month of August, asking yourself, what if he's just awesome?

Speaker 108 What if they get a quarterback that's better than Justin Fields for this season, or

Speaker 63 they get a great draft pick and there's a lot of quarterbacks coming up?

Speaker 68 Again, this is not to memes.

Speaker 100 I'm actually, this is actually how I feel.

Speaker 50 So I'm like doing it in peace.

Speaker 102 What, memes? It's a good take.

Speaker 42 It's a bad take.

Speaker 33 It's a good take.

Speaker 66 Justin Fields was never going to win you, like was never going to get you to the playoffs.

Speaker 108 Justin Fields was never going to win you a lot of games.

Speaker 120 Justin Fields was going to be exciting a little bit and then

Speaker 125 not do much and you would be stuck in the kind of mediocrity.

Speaker 102 Like if Patrick Mahomes

Speaker 108 gets carted off in preseason, like Chiefs fans being like, I want to drink bleach, that makes sense.

Speaker 7 That's your season.

Speaker 59 You had a real chance.

Speaker 71 There was no.

Speaker 102 Justin Fields isn't that good.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 48 I'm doing this.

Speaker 48 I'm trying to be nice about it.

Speaker 101 You're trying to be nice.

Speaker 5 Those Bears teams were terrible.

Speaker 84 He didn't have an offensive line.

Speaker 103 What about receivers? What about the Bears' average

Speaker 70 27 points allowed on defense?

Speaker 73 What about the season? He was terrible.

Speaker 5 He never had a chance.

Speaker 97 He started off 4-2 as a starter.

Speaker 99 And was that because of him or the defense?

Speaker 109 You manage the game, you win the game.

Speaker 56 You're a quarterback. All right.
But

Speaker 3 what's the ceiling for him on the Jets?

Speaker 112 Our offensive line is good.

Speaker 109 Our running back's good.

Speaker 48 We have gotten Robinson.

Speaker 24 okay.

Speaker 48 I don't want him to get hurt.

Speaker 34 I'm not

Speaker 48 hurt. I want him to be healthy.

Speaker 103 I want him to be healthy.

Speaker 47 I just want that clear.

Speaker 30 I'm just saying if he is hurt,

Speaker 106 this would have been Justin Field's best chance to be good.

Speaker 48 Let me just keep

Speaker 33 some coaching real quick, big cat.

Speaker 33 It's too soon for memes.

Speaker 62 Yeah, no, that's what I said.

Speaker 35 That's why I was saying it to you.

Speaker 47 That's what I was saying to you, not to memes.

Speaker 48 And I actually am like, I'm not trying to be like a dick here.

Speaker 100 I'm actually trying to be like, hey, this could end up working out long term.

Speaker 10 But yeah, we could talk about it later.

Speaker 33 Yeah, I mean, it's like right when your buddy breaks up with somebody. Yeah.
The first thing you don't say is, is like, this is going to be so good for you in the long term.

Speaker 30 No, and that's not what I'm saying. It's not like, it's not like an awesome thing.

Speaker 125 I'm not like, oh, you should be rooting for this. I'm just, it's more like a trying to spin zone.

Speaker 68 But yeah, I'm being sensitive to the situation.

Speaker 33 Here's what I would love to see for your Jets memes.

Speaker 33 Joe Milton to the New York Jets.

Speaker 131 Can I say a name that is a better quarterback than Justin Fields?

Speaker 47 Who?

Speaker 33 Joe Milton.

Speaker 31 Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 88 Kirk Cousins was so bad at the end of last year.

Speaker 131 Kirk Cousins is a better quarterback than Justin Fields means.

Speaker 109 In his prime.

Speaker 10 Kirk Cousins is a better quarterback than Justin Fields.

Speaker 109 You see that Denver game last year?

Speaker 3 I saw it, but I'm just telling you, like, that is a.

Speaker 114 Your season might end up turning. That's where I'm trying to come from.

Speaker 106 Like, that's a guy who you could maybe go a little bit further in the season, have more fun.

Speaker 47 Like, think about that. Now you're...

Speaker 113 See, that's not bad.

Speaker 22 No, Kirk sucks, too.

Speaker 33 What about it's too early?

Speaker 26 It's too early.

Speaker 33 Make a play for Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 122 All right. See, that was mean.
That was mean what he did.

Speaker 114 I wasn't being mean, memes.

Speaker 61 You agree? That was mean.

Speaker 62 That was mean.

Speaker 100 That was way more mean than me trying to help pick you up and being like, hey, this could work out in the long run.

Speaker 57 You're right.

Speaker 84 So it was mean. Yeah.

Speaker 48 All right. Thank you,

Speaker 101 you kind of saved me.

Speaker 109 What's the thinking behind Aaron Rodgers?

Speaker 33 Just to make you mad. That's pretty much.

Speaker 48 Just to be mean.

Speaker 33 That was a great good cop, bad cop that shifted

Speaker 33 180 degrees. You saved me.

Speaker 120 No, like when you get off the zoom, like, because I could see memes' face.

Speaker 37 I could see how he gets, like, he, he, I was on the kill, I was top on the kill list for a second there.

Speaker 35 But as soon as you get off the zoom and like you, you

Speaker 44 leave the zoom, I'm going to go up to memes and be like, dude, what a fucking dick that was by PFT.

Speaker 50 And he's like, yeah, and I'll be fine.

Speaker 33 And for the record, like, I'm only saying that to me memes because I'm behind the safety of a screen right now. Yeah, and you helped me.

Speaker 48 I'm not going to be a son of room.

Speaker 52 I owe you a save my life versus memes.

Speaker 85 Get out of

Speaker 47 save my life against memes card.

Speaker 33 Get off of hit list card. Yes, I owe you one.
Yeah, I do want to see Joe Milton play, though. Me and Max were talking before we started recording.

Speaker 33 Me and Max love Joe Milton, and we want to see him play football, and it sucks that he's on the Cowboys because we can't really root for him.

Speaker 33 So any quarterback that gets hurt, I think I'm just going to be like, Joe Milton, get Joe Milton. And he's not.

Speaker 129 You throw the ball map.

Speaker 40 Broadway Joe.

Speaker 96 He is not. He is good.
Look at him. He's so fun.

Speaker 33 He's so good at quarterback.

Speaker 34 What are we doing right now?

Speaker 115 I've already been looking at his training camp highlights.

Speaker 126 He's not good at quarterbacking. What are we doing?

Speaker 33 He threw an orange 106 yards, dude.

Speaker 35 That part is hard to go.

Speaker 9 I don't really have a response to that. Okay.

Speaker 41 You know that. It's awesome.

Speaker 71 No, I don't have a response when you say that.

Speaker 115 Joe Milton would be so fun as a starting quarterback in the NFL.

Speaker 47 My Joe Milton debates always go, he's not good.

Speaker 44 and then it's just a ticking time.

Speaker 114 We should actually put up a timer.

Speaker 108 Like someone just says, oh, he threw an orange 100 yards.

Speaker 79 I'm like, well, fuck, now I'm done.

Speaker 48 106.

Speaker 33 It was 106 yards.

Speaker 77 All right.

Speaker 10 Let's

Speaker 58 grit week.

Speaker 80 Grit week.

Speaker 83 Get excited.

Speaker 2 Grit week.

Speaker 61 Monday.

Speaker 18 Awesome grit week planned. Get excited.

Speaker 33 Big guest. Big guest.

Speaker 102 Big, big guest.

Speaker 114 Memes, numbers, you go first.

Speaker 131 No one's saying it.

Speaker 60 Seven.

Speaker 38 Whoa. I was going to fucking take that.

Speaker 42 Seven?

Speaker 48 Why?

Speaker 26 Justin Justin Fields' number. I'll take three.

Speaker 50 Oh, he changed from one? I'll take three.

Speaker 26 You said three?

Speaker 124 I already said three.

Speaker 49 I'll take...

Speaker 7 I'll take one. Though Justin Fields, I know.

Speaker 48 Let's see what he was in the Steelers.

Speaker 85 I think he was one.

Speaker 57 PFT?

Speaker 33 I'll take 92.

Speaker 108 13.

Speaker 68 I'm rooting for you, memes.

Speaker 110 Two. Nope, he's not hurt.
I'm rooting.

Speaker 48 No, I'm rooting for you in this.

Speaker 33 I'm taking two.

Speaker 67 Two?

Speaker 59 Oh, he was two. Yeah, wait, was he two?

Speaker 67 Yeah.

Speaker 101 He was two.

Speaker 28 Oh, yeah, he was two.

Speaker 28 Again, flip stitch, birthday.

Speaker 63 31, 31, 31.

Speaker 19 Love you guys.