Jerry O’Connell’s Fantasy Preview, Camp Barstool Recap, Mt Rushmore Of N64 Games + Fyre Fest

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Speaker 13 On today's part of my take, it is time.

Speaker 15 Jerry O'Connell's fantasy football preview

Speaker 16 for the 2025 season.

Speaker 17 It was a journey, an incredible journey.

Speaker 2 We've been with Jerry all week.

Speaker 20 He will actually join us for Firefest as well.

Speaker 21 It was awesome.

Speaker 22 It was an an awesome time.

Speaker 2 So we're going to review everything, our strategy, go through the entire league.

Speaker 17 One of my favorite episodes of every year. We're going to recap camp.

Speaker 3 We got Firefest.

Speaker 17 We're going to do the Mount Rushmore of N64 games because we're kind of in a nostalgic mood being at camp all week.

Speaker 28 Talk about...

Speaker 29 This is kind of like the last week.

Speaker 31 We're winding in the last week before we really gear it up.

Speaker 32 You know what next week is? Yeah. Football's back.
Football is back. Week zero, baby.

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 32 Saturday. This is is week.

Speaker 34 Saturday is week zero. That's right, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 32 That's right. We're at the tail end of week negative one.

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Speaker 39 Yeah,

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Speaker 44 The crown is yours.

Speaker 2 Today is Friday, August 22nd.

Speaker 2 And how are we doing, boys? It's camp.

Speaker 46 We're at camp.

Speaker 47 We've been sleeping in the cabins for two nights.

Speaker 46 We've been playing games.

Speaker 31 We've been roughing it up.

Speaker 48 Everyone feeling good?

Speaker 32 Feeling great? Great. Had some good meals, some good conversation.
Drank some good beer. Smoked some good cigarettes last night.

Speaker 29 Played some euchre.

Speaker 32 Played some werewolf last night. Yeah.

Speaker 32 By the way, Zach is a great liar. Of course.
I'm terrified. I'm officially terrified by Zach.

Speaker 32 Because you got dealt the werewolf card last night, and you were... a fucking ice cold killer.

Speaker 41 Werewolf was a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 You just tell her when you have the villager card.

Speaker 50 That's the only strat.

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 50 That's it. It was a lot of fun.
We had one game. There was like 20 people in it.

Speaker 50 Yeah. There was so many.
It was such a good time.

Speaker 32 Yeah, Zach is really good.

Speaker 50 I heard the Euchre table heating up.

Speaker 17 Yeah, Euchre was fun. Euchre's a great game.

Speaker 15 Love playing Euchre.

Speaker 15 Hank, how are you feeling? Because you've been not only

Speaker 52 competing in everything, but also the eye of the internet storm.

Speaker 17 I know this has been our week-long storyline, but are you okay?

Speaker 53 You feel good?

Speaker 54 No, I'm not worried about that at all.

Speaker 51 Oh, you're not worried about that.

Speaker 8 I've been on my first rodeo. People will realize when it, you know, Hank's been anti-American for a long time.
I've also got Bertie saying it's happening. So,

Speaker 3 yeah, of course it's going to happen.

Speaker 32 We've been saying that. We knew that once Goodell started getting multiple games over in Europe, he had a semi, and now he's got a raging boner for having a Super Bowl in England.

Speaker 19 It's just one of those things that's not that serious.

Speaker 8 People like to get mad online, and it's like it's a football game on a football field.

Speaker 32 It's not, and you're doing it again. It's not just a football game.
It's not that serious.

Speaker 8 It's a Super Bowl.

Speaker 46 I will say, for Hank's credit, he has an incredible ability of just like galvanizing everyone against him

Speaker 58 and

Speaker 30 not being bothered by it.

Speaker 2 Like it's a great, he's a great lightning rod in these situations.

Speaker 47 We're like, hey, two weeks before football starts, not a lot going on.

Speaker 48 You know, there's going to be roster cuts next week.

Speaker 2 You know, we're kind of in that last week before everyone's getting back in the grind.

Speaker 17 And Hank's like, you know what I'm going to do?

Speaker 62 I'm going to shit on the United States of America on the number one sports podcast and let everyone come after me.

Speaker 38 And

Speaker 47 I'm saying thank you for your service.

Speaker 33 You're welcome.

Speaker 8 That's not what I was doing, but you're welcome. Okay.

Speaker 32 Yeah. Well, you are providing a valuable service, which is like all the AWLs, us in this room, we're kind of sick of hitting Hank.
We're looking for somebody else.

Speaker 24 We're looking for football to start.

Speaker 32 We've been in camp for a while. I want to go after somebody else.
I want to have external villains that I can attack.

Speaker 41 So this was just our version of a training camp fight.

Speaker 32 This is a training camp.

Speaker 56 Yeah, we just had a training camp fight.

Speaker 26 Exactly.

Speaker 32 So Rabel should have been here to break it up. Yeah.
Congrats.

Speaker 12 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 58 That's what the team should have started that.

Speaker 8 We've been on camp, so like, I haven't really been on the internet, but I just assume Terry.

Speaker 32 I haven't been online, so I don't know. I also assume that Terry signed on Wednesday.

Speaker 47 Are you officially going to retire from saying that Terry's going to

Speaker 19 calling your shot on Terry resigning?

Speaker 32 I'm re-evaluating. I'm recalibrating.
We're getting the lab right now, seeing what went wrong.

Speaker 32 But I'd just like to make an adjusted prediction about Terry, if that's okay.

Speaker 29 Yeah, material change.

Speaker 32 I think he's going to sign today. I think Friday.
I think this is the day it gets done.

Speaker 32 Terry is fully on board. A report came out yesterday.

Speaker 68 This is this is

Speaker 12 dangerous.

Speaker 70 You need to be punished.

Speaker 32 He's looking for $34 million.

Speaker 32 There's like that.

Speaker 48 If he doesn't sign on Friday, Max gets to spank you.

Speaker 29 No, I think he's going to sign.

Speaker 32 He's got it. He has to sign.

Speaker 47 Bar soap in your mouth, Max.

Speaker 32 I said the entire show, you kept trying to say that I have a source of information. I was very clear that I do not, that my only source of information is my brain wishing that it's going to happen.

Speaker 32 Right. So once again, I really, I think he's going to sign on Friday.
And then I I think it's full steam ahead, locked in for the season.

Speaker 32 Dream season coming up for Terry.

Speaker 32 And if he doesn't sign, guess what? He's probably still going to play for the Commanders. And it's going to be a contract year, so he'll probably play really well this year.

Speaker 32 And then we can figure out what to do after the season.

Speaker 10 You need to be punished.

Speaker 4 You've been a bad boy.

Speaker 35 No dessert tonight.

Speaker 70 I kind of got hot. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 74 That was hot, Max.

Speaker 60 He was angry.

Speaker 65 That was just.

Speaker 54 Yeah, no TV.

Speaker 51 I'm sick of this game.

Speaker 59 I'm sick of this game.

Speaker 17 whatever max um we also are in that fun time where uh guys get traded right before cuts uh so you can tell yourself oh wow how how did he get traded it's like well he probably was gonna get cut we saw sky more got traded to the 49ers uh what was the compensation was six round pick it was yeah sixth or seventh yeah these are these are these are potentially guys who might get cut who are like hey we can maybe find someone right before we cut them to trade them uh also uh harrison phillips got traded to the jets It was actually a nice trade for the Jets.

Speaker 21 More defensive line depth. I think the Vikings had some guys that they liked behind him.

Speaker 2 But yeah, this is that season.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I saw Josh Allen is not playing tonight. It's the only, I think Schefter said it was the only preseason game that he's not playing in.
But did he play against the Bears? He did not.

Speaker 32 So what is Schefter talking about?

Speaker 1 Schefter crazy.

Speaker 32 Shepherd's crazy. That is wild.

Speaker 20 Also,

Speaker 76 yeah, Schefter's crazy.

Speaker 14 He's losing his mind.

Speaker 32 Yeah, marking the first time in in his NFL career that Allen will not play

Speaker 27 in the entire preseason.

Speaker 33 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 17 And that game's also Saturday.

Speaker 76 Yeah, so I guess there's

Speaker 42 the preseason will wrap up on Saturday night.

Speaker 32 We'll be done. You see the news report that Andy Reid had his office shot up last year? What was that? So 2024.
So it wasn't even this May. It was last May.

Speaker 32 They fired three bullets into the Chiefs facility. One went into a window into the office where Andy Reid was sitting, hit the wall 15 feet away.

Speaker 21 And did they find out?

Speaker 32 No, it's still on the loose.

Speaker 58 That's crazy. The shooter stepped out there.

Speaker 12 I don't know.

Speaker 19 That's crazy. They kept it quiet.
That's crazy.

Speaker 8 He was probably embarrassed they got that close.

Speaker 75 Was Florio the one who found it?

Speaker 32 No, Florio didn't find it. He did report it.

Speaker 24 He wrote an article about the report.

Speaker 32 And then the guy that wrote the report was like, hey, why are you passing this off as your own work? And then they got into a big back and forth. Oh, I love that.

Speaker 32 Again, preseason fights. This is preseason fights.

Speaker 56 Yeah, these are training camp fights.

Speaker 32 Yeah, so I don't know.

Speaker 32 Somebody, they said it didn't seem like it was targeted. If somebody shoots three bullets into the Chiefs, that feels targeted to me.
Yeah.

Speaker 32 Like, not a very accurate targeting, but a targeting nonetheless.

Speaker 75 Going right over your head?

Speaker 26 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And he was in the office at the time.

Speaker 32 He was in the office. It hit the wall 15 feet away from him.

Speaker 78 That's insane.

Speaker 1 Drive-bys of the Chiefs Philly doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 50 What did Annie read?

Speaker 32 Chiefs of Holic, maybe?

Speaker 54 Oh.

Speaker 32 Was he bitter? Was he bitter from being iced out?

Speaker 9 Don't snitch.

Speaker 32 Yeah.

Speaker 79 You think he sent the guy?

Speaker 32 I think Chiefs of Holic might have been out at that time. He might have been out.

Speaker 55 I don't want to put more crimes on Chiefs of Hulk.

Speaker 32 We don't, yeah.

Speaker 51 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 31 Okay, what else we got going on?

Speaker 20 I saw their.

Speaker 17 I'll say real quick, we're recording this Thursday morning because PFT's got pup punk in Jersey on Friday night.

Speaker 32 Martell's Tiki Bar. Friday day.
Friday night.

Speaker 75 Friday day.

Speaker 80 3 p.m.

Speaker 32 So the Barstall Beach House.

Speaker 33 This could look stupid

Speaker 29 in retrospect.

Speaker 32 The Cubs might be back. Yeah, so they won three out of four against the

Speaker 15 they have the fifth game today, so that's where this could look really stupid.

Speaker 25 I'm guaranteeing that it will almost definitely look stupid.

Speaker 32 Three out of five is pretty good.

Speaker 29 No, you needed to win four out of five because there were nine games.

Speaker 34 They won.

Speaker 59 They did.

Speaker 53 I hope they win.

Speaker 32 Yeah, they won. Terry's on the Commanders for another few years.

Speaker 32 Good day for part of my team.

Speaker 19 But we also had the weird Kyle Tucker news that he's had a fractured finger for a month and a half, which I think everyone knew, but no one reported.

Speaker 52 And then the Cubs finally reported it. So I don't really know what's going going on there.

Speaker 17 Kind of weird.

Speaker 19 He's in a contract year.

Speaker 22 Yeah, what the Cubs should do is put him on the IL and be like, hey, here's three years, $140 million, and give him a two-year opt-out

Speaker 17 after the second year and be like, stop thinking about the contract, go play ball.

Speaker 1 I like that.

Speaker 69 Yeah, because, I mean, it's got to suck for Kyle Tucker to have, he hasn't hit a home run in a month and a half.

Speaker 22 He has basically, he's just basically become Jason Hayward at the plate where he just grounds out to the right side.

Speaker 32 It's clearly about the finger.

Speaker 2 It's the finger and also the fact that he's in a contract year.

Speaker 2 Take away that issue and be like, hey, get healthy and here's your money and you don't have to worry about it.

Speaker 73 And then in two years, when you're 30 years old, you can be a free agent again if you want.

Speaker 32 That would be a smart thing to do if you were the Cubs.

Speaker 17 We also had Aaron Judge going after

Speaker 17 correcting Aaron Boone because apparently Aaron Boone said Aaron Judge is not going to throw again this year, I think.

Speaker 15 And

Speaker 15 Aaron Judge on manager Aaron Boone said,

Speaker 2 I don't know why he said that.

Speaker 22 He hasn't seen me throw the past two weeks.

Speaker 44 I'm pretty confident I'll get back to that.

Speaker 29 Feels like the Yankees got some bad vibes going on.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I'd say they have bad vibes all season.

Speaker 80 Yeah.

Speaker 51 And Kyle Schober have good vibes.

Speaker 73 Kyle Schrober should be MVP because Shohei got rocked.

Speaker 25 He got hit by a line drive. Yeah.

Speaker 59 And Schorber had another homer line.

Speaker 52 And Schrober had another home run.

Speaker 32 Did Shohei apologize for getting hit? Let's see. I think he called the start regrettable.

Speaker 73 I think, yeah, so it was.

Speaker 19 It was Otani Rock struck by liner in regrettable start.

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 20 So

Speaker 78 against the Rockies.

Speaker 32 Very sorry about getting hit by that.

Speaker 13 He got hit by a pitch off the thigh.

Speaker 3 And he gave up five.

Speaker 19 Five runs against the Rockies should actually eliminate you.

Speaker 21 It's the yeah.

Speaker 29 He hit into a triple play.

Speaker 2 Five runs against the Rockies.

Speaker 43 Those two things should eliminate you from the MVP.

Speaker 1 Agreed.

Speaker 32 It's like when the last year when the Ravens lost to the Raiders. Yeah.

Speaker 32 We should have known at that point, okay, no matter what they do for the rest of the season, don't take them for real in the playoffs.

Speaker 85 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 56 Did Lamar Jackson get hurt yesterday?

Speaker 32 Kind of. He hurt his wrist, hand, and then he left practice, and then the Ravens said he's fine.

Speaker 75 Okay, that's not confusing at all.

Speaker 32 Lamar Jackson, fine.

Speaker 2 This is the season.

Speaker 17 Remember the old, I don't think this happens anymore because people were a little smarter, but this was right around when we would get the report like Drew Brees got hit by a car and broke both his legs right before the season.

Speaker 46 You know, Matt Ryan.

Speaker 80 Yep.

Speaker 13 An Audi hit Matt.

Speaker 46 Old lady in the Audi hit Matt Ryan.

Speaker 55 Yeah. I love

Speaker 19 both his legs are fractured.

Speaker 32 I love the people that would just stir that up once a year with a different quarterback.

Speaker 63 But Lamar Jackson is okay.

Speaker 32 Well, he's fine. So I don't know if the Ravens said that because he's healthy or if it was like somebody in their band that's attracted to him, but

Speaker 32 he's fine.

Speaker 32 He's fine, hey. He's fine.
He's a fine man.

Speaker 47 He's fine.

Speaker 32 He's fine as hell.

Speaker 54 Hell yeah.

Speaker 28 Okay,

Speaker 52 did you have something else before you had something about the under 40?

Speaker 32 Oh, yeah. Have you guys been watching the 40U, under-40 football leagues? All the clips going around.

Speaker 87 I've seen the clips.

Speaker 32 I love these guys. These guys fucking love football.
They're all, you know, they got gray in their beards. They're crying before games during the national anthem.
They're injuring each other.

Speaker 32 They're taking it super seriously. They just love playing football.
And I'm obsessed with watching the clips.

Speaker 32 I hope that there's one in the Chicago area that we can go see or at least like adopt as our 4DU team because I fucking love anything that gets these dudes so pumped up, so physical about a game that they will definitely 100% get injured in at some point.

Speaker 32 My idea was maybe as a Mount Rushmore punishment, one of us has to try out or play for a 4DU football team.

Speaker 80 That would hurt.

Speaker 65 We're not under 40.

Speaker 32 40 and under. We are 40.

Speaker 32 This is our last year of eligibility. Shit.

Speaker 66 Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 66 I can barely.

Speaker 15 We've been at camp.

Speaker 14 We've done camp games and my body's broken.

Speaker 32 Yeah, that is true. I'm feeling very, very sore right now.

Speaker 2 Very sore. I love these guys.

Speaker 14 I would love to watch a documentary about them not even playing, just going to work on Mondays.

Speaker 17 I also love some of their uniform choices.

Speaker 14 There'll be guys in a Jaguars jersey and Saints pants and just random combinations.

Speaker 32 And they've got the swagged out visors, too. They definitely went out and customized their shit, but it's all mismatched.

Speaker 8 It's like the wives

Speaker 8 definitely call themselves like wags.

Speaker 56 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 32 They're all wags for the 40U football team.

Speaker 17 It's also a great reminder of just how fast professional athletes are.

Speaker 2 Because when you watch one of these games, you're like,

Speaker 21 why is my is my phone broken?

Speaker 19 Am I watching it in half speed?

Speaker 25 What's going on right now?

Speaker 32 Yeah, it's great. I played one time in a rugby tournament in Lake Placid, and there was a 70 and under division of rugby, and it was like the scariest shit I've ever watched.

Speaker 32 It's like every tackle, this guy's going to break a hip. Yeah, it was, it was violent.
Yeah.

Speaker 50 You could get left with just lifelong injuries. 140U game.
I don't know if that's like there's real-life repercussions there. I don't know about that.

Speaker 75 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't think we should try out. What about kicker?

Speaker 50 I think even the kicker you could still get smoked being the kicker.

Speaker 55 I don't know. I think I could kill you.

Speaker 70 Kicker, you're fine.

Speaker 89 You could kick. He could kick.

Speaker 39 Come on. That's not fucking.
Come on.

Speaker 59 I think anything plays 40.

Speaker 3 Kickers. Kicker's not fucking kicker.

Speaker 32 Stop it, heck.

Speaker 87 That's not.

Speaker 32 Stop it, heck.

Speaker 33 You should love the kicker.

Speaker 58 You're an English guy.

Speaker 39 Yeah, I know.

Speaker 8 That's a different sport.

Speaker 80 Oh,

Speaker 22 I see what you're saying. You're right.

Speaker 14 Because PFT was going to then just try out to kick.

Speaker 32 No, I mean, I would try out.

Speaker 35 Yeah, he was using

Speaker 59 the thing he loves.

Speaker 32 No, I would try out to be a kicker slash. I would be slashed.

Speaker 75 Mount Rushwood.

Speaker 47 Mount Rush War Punishment.

Speaker 46 Someone has to play in a band.

Speaker 8 Someone's got to fly the flight simulator, but like a real-life flight to

Speaker 8 New Zealand.

Speaker 32 A 60-hour flight simulator stream.

Speaker 29 Way to sniff that out, Hank.

Speaker 75 My brain is moving a little slow this morning.

Speaker 32 No, I wouldn't try out as a kicker. I would try, it would be, I'd be Swiss Army Knife.
I'd be a gadget guy. I'd be kicker/slash punter.

Speaker 71 I was going to say,

Speaker 65 backup kicker.

Speaker 4 Okay, what other, any other sports story?

Speaker 32 We got a budding rivalry right now going.

Speaker 32 We have the start of a MJ LeBron. Love it.
In the WNBA. Yes.
Paige Buchers. I said when she was a senior or her last year at UConn, she's going to be better than Caitlin Clark.
Yeah, Paige Buckets.

Speaker 32 Paigey Buckets just scored 44 points.

Speaker 32 She made all four of her three-pointers. She's going to break all of Caitlin Clark's rookie records.
And I think she's a better team player than Caitlin Clark.

Speaker 32 I think that she's a better winner than Caitlin Clark.

Speaker 42 She has won a title.

Speaker 32 She has won a title. I think she makes her teammates better than Caitlin Clark necessarily does.

Speaker 32 And yeah, I'm excited to see the future of the WNBA if this is going to be like it's like magic versus bird.

Speaker 51 If they're both bird, yeah, it's great, yeah, bird and more bird.

Speaker 32 Yeah, we got two double birds, super bird.

Speaker 17 Uh, let's do real quick: uh, why don't you guys tell me who you think is in the top of the standings in the WNBA?

Speaker 15 Give me, how many can you get right?

Speaker 33 Okay, uh, New York, Vegas, Liberty.

Speaker 19 This is uh, all right, we'll start with um

Speaker 39 four aces, yeah, four aces, four aces,

Speaker 61 who are the four aces, Hank, Eastern Conference,

Speaker 33 Eastern Conference, New York Liberty.

Speaker 27 Yes.

Speaker 32 Let's go.

Speaker 12 And second.

Speaker 32 Thomas Peters.

Speaker 32 Who's second in the East? Yeah.

Speaker 55 I don't know.

Speaker 8 Indiana.

Speaker 4 No, they're third.

Speaker 39 Atlanta Dream.

Speaker 8 Fuck.

Speaker 64 Indiana is

Speaker 64 third.

Speaker 22 Sophie Cunningham's out for the year.

Speaker 74 I saw

Speaker 90 who's first in the West?

Speaker 91 Vegas.

Speaker 32 It's got to be the Aces.

Speaker 14 It's not. It's the Minnesota Lynx.

Speaker 58 Oh, God. Yeah, they're good.

Speaker 32 Hank, you love the Lynx.

Speaker 47 They have a seven-game lead

Speaker 46 on Mercury and the Aces.

Speaker 59 Yeah.

Speaker 8 They have the MVP, right?

Speaker 25 Who should the MVP should have been?

Speaker 10 It should have been.

Speaker 91 It's her.

Speaker 56 She is her.

Speaker 8 Is it a Jai?

Speaker 90 Is your Wilson?

Speaker 8 Isn't she on the Lynx?

Speaker 33 I believe so.

Speaker 75 Are we nailing this?

Speaker 32 I don't know. All I'm saying is it's going to be a different league next year once Paige gets a year of experience under her belt.
Going to change the game.

Speaker 51 I don't think we nailed that, Hank.

Speaker 10 I don't think we nailed that.

Speaker 91 Oh, she's on Vegas.

Speaker 25 She's on Vegas. I knew.

Speaker 8 That's why I kept saying Vegas. I got Vegas on my mind.

Speaker 5 The Lynx have Nafisa.

Speaker 56 Oh, yeah, Nafisa.

Speaker 56 Yeah.

Speaker 64 Yeah. That was WNBA minute.

Speaker 32 I've heard that she's good.

Speaker 25 Oh, by the way, Tommy Fleetwood.

Speaker 32 Happy Tommy Fleetwood Day, doll, who celebrate.

Speaker 60 Yeah, Rob with two B's.

Speaker 47 Thank you so much

Speaker 2 for the text.

Speaker 25 We all bet Tommy Fleetwood.

Speaker 32 But by the time this comes out, we have no idea. But it is Thursday, so Tommy Fleetwood's probably going to be

Speaker 32 he's going to be fighting for the lead

Speaker 32 after today's round. Yes.
And I think he said, didn't somebody ask him like, hey, how are you gearing up for this tournament?

Speaker 32 And he was like, I do understand the irony if I win the tour championship and I haven't won on tour until this very point.

Speaker 56 That's got to happen.

Speaker 32 You'll be trying me hardest.

Speaker 35 Trying me hardest.

Speaker 93 Tommy, guys,

Speaker 1 imagine if we hit this?

Speaker 75 I think we can.

Speaker 14 I think we can too.

Speaker 1 Until Sunday when he chokes.

Speaker 45 And then we say, how did this happen?

Speaker 14 How did we lose this?

Speaker 76 Oh, yeah, he chokes.

Speaker 27 No hedge. No hedge?

Speaker 75 No. No hedge.

Speaker 58 Absolutely no hedge.

Speaker 79 I'm just making sure that we're all in lockstep there.

Speaker 42 Absolutely no hedge.

Speaker 29 Oh, also, shout out Tyson Bajan.

Speaker 42 He signed a he had a really cool press conference where he was crying.

Speaker 17 He had a two-year $10 million

Speaker 22 extension.

Speaker 14 And he basically was like, I want to be a starter, but I also know Ben Johnson's the man.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 32 He said, I didn't know this about him. He grew up without running water.

Speaker 90 Yeah, West Virginia, right?

Speaker 2 That's crazy. Yeah, and he went through Division II school.

Speaker 22 Very cool success story in the NFL.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I like him a lot. Seems like a good dude.
My only thing with him is

Speaker 32 if he wants a 15-year career,

Speaker 32 ideally he would have fewer arm tattoos. Yeah.

Speaker 75 But you never know where the league's headed. That's true.

Speaker 2 We could be in that direction.

Speaker 32 Like, if you're looking for a Chase Daniel type, a guy that's going to stick around, he's just, you usually look for like a blank canvas that can hold a clipboard on the sideline.

Speaker 32 He's like almost too dynamic. Yeah.

Speaker 31 The last thing I had was Cracker Barrel, change your logo.

Speaker 53 I hate it.

Speaker 32 I fucking hate it. That was my Fire Fest, but yeah.
Oh, okay.

Speaker 12 All right. No,

Speaker 32 let's talk about it. Let's talk about it because I grew up a massive fan of Cracker Barrel.
I was obsessed with going to Cracker Barrels as a kid. Love their country fried steak, love their gravy.

Speaker 32 Chicken and dump.

Speaker 1 The chicken and dumplings.

Speaker 75 Tea game.

Speaker 32 The tea game, which they've also changed.

Speaker 58 What? So

Speaker 32 this is per Coach Doug's.

Speaker 69 Yeah, Coach Douglas. He is on Cracker Barrel.

Speaker 39 He's on the beach.

Speaker 33 That's our expert.

Speaker 32 I actually think he was the very first person in America to discover the rebrand because he's been on the front.

Speaker 56 He was the first person in Cracker Barrel that day.

Speaker 12 Yeah, he's been on the front line.

Speaker 32 Absolutely. And I'm trying to figure out, I'm trying to find the photo because he had a picture of the T game.

Speaker 32 And the T game at Cracker Barrel, it's the little triangle piece of wood with the holes for the T's, and you skip, you jump the T's.

Speaker 32 And it always said, like, if you leave, if you leave more than three, you're just playing eggnore mousse.

Speaker 32 And the Pussification of America, they changed the ignore mousse part to like try better next time or something like that what yeah i'm trying to i'm trying to pull up the photo right here this is bullshit it also could have been photoshopped i i might have gotten got

Speaker 32 but i saw it and i was shocked this is bullshit

Speaker 32 here we go leave three or more no reason to be embarrassed try again oh my there is a reason to be embarrassed That was the whole point.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 32 Leave only one. You're a genius.
Leave two. Rock in the chair, but not the game.
Leave three or more. No reason to be embarrassed.
Try again.

Speaker 32 This is why China is kicking our ass. The Cracker Barrels in China have everything still.

Speaker 30 And they haven't rebranded their logo.

Speaker 32 They haven't. They still got the Duck Dynasty DVDs right at the checkout.
Uh-huh.

Speaker 31 It is bullshit.

Speaker 32 It is. It is.
And the logo of Cracker Barrel is it's the man on the chair. That's what it is.
The name Cracker Barrel doesn't really do that much for me. The man on the chair makes me hungry.

Speaker 59 Correct.

Speaker 69 Correct.

Speaker 44 By the way, I have breaking breaking moves. I was just alerted to this.

Speaker 42 Breaking moves.

Speaker 48 January 24th, 2026,

Speaker 22 the Chicago Bulls are retiring Derek Rose's numbers into the United Center Rafters.

Speaker 25 Now, you might be confused because there was Derrick Rose's night last year.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I do remember that. Yeah.

Speaker 91 You went.

Speaker 82 Yeah,

Speaker 22 Jerry Reinsdorf is just double dipping.

Speaker 32 Very smart.

Speaker 2 We're just doing it all.

Speaker 32 You get your night and then you get your retirement night.

Speaker 61 They got the night and then they got the retirement night.

Speaker 75 God damn it. I love that.

Speaker 48 They have no shame.

Speaker 73 Okay, let's get to

Speaker 52 our Mount Rushmore.

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Speaker 20 Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 19 So it's

Speaker 19 Zach and I have 45, 45.

Speaker 43 Max and memes have 41.

Speaker 21 PFT and Hank have 40.

Speaker 44 Zach turns out putting divorced parents on a graphic probably isn't great for people's trauma.

Speaker 6 Craziest comeback in Rushmore history.

Speaker 32 I've never seen that before.

Speaker 33 We were down by like

Speaker 77 bots.

Speaker 32 We were down by like eight or nine.

Speaker 8 I looked at it like 10 minutes after we were getting smoked and then I was like, never happened.

Speaker 65 Bots?

Speaker 88 Never happened.

Speaker 91 Maybe bots.

Speaker 51 I don't know.

Speaker 25 Max, are you throwing an appeal?

Speaker 6 No, I mean, there's no appeal. It's just, it was a crazy rush, Eric.

Speaker 8 I think me and PFT, like,

Speaker 8 we're not the ones that are going to figure out bots.

Speaker 32 I think we have the people that wake up late. That's vote for us.

Speaker 20 Exactly with someone.

Speaker 8 You've been playing too much work.

Speaker 39 I would figure.

Speaker 51 Yeah.

Speaker 51 Maybe.

Speaker 13 That's easy to be like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 48 Us two guys, we would never figure out bots.

Speaker 8 I'm thinking about me and PFT is we would never bot.

Speaker 54 I'm a villager.

Speaker 19 All right.

Speaker 19 So, yeah, we're doing a little nostalgia week.

Speaker 52 Mount Rushmore of N64 games.

Speaker 41 We are up first.

Speaker 2 I was laying in my bunk.

Speaker 8 I feel like this one is a...

Speaker 39 I feel

Speaker 8 you guys are going to have... You guys aren't very opposite sides of

Speaker 8 the console.

Speaker 99 What do you mean?

Speaker 8 Like, you played N64 when it was a real thing. Zach.

Speaker 52 Yeah, he played.

Speaker 50 I see where you come from, though.

Speaker 8 But it had to have been different games.

Speaker 17 Memes also.

Speaker 8 Meme and GFD are kind of in a similar spot.

Speaker 22 Memes just trashed us when he didn't realize I was in the room.

Speaker 52 He's like, Zach and Big Cat having the first pick is terrible.

Speaker 61 I do think one.

Speaker 63 It's like, and I just like, hey, memes, I'm here.

Speaker 5 I do think the first pick is bad.

Speaker 80 What'd you say with that?

Speaker 33 It's very, there's like.

Speaker 59 It's a deep draft.

Speaker 6 It's deep, but it's like tier one

Speaker 5 isn't as many as you think.

Speaker 32 You're saying there are like five tier one games. Yeah, and then below that.

Speaker 58 I don't care. I guess we'll find out.

Speaker 79 It's a very subjective one past that. Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 13 All right. Well, we'll go with

Speaker 52 my 1-1, R1-1, GoldenEye.

Speaker 25 Good pick. 1-1.

Speaker 17 I mean, the first time you played

Speaker 42 multiplayer kill games.

Speaker 49 Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 25 Great game. That's become the world we live in.

Speaker 21 It is.

Speaker 33 What a great world to be in.

Speaker 15 I also like playing the

Speaker 43 missions. Like, when you first get it.

Speaker 32 Yeah, GoldenEye was just a great game, top to bottom. Changed the way people played video games.

Speaker 8 Actually, whatever you want.

Speaker 39 Whatever you want. What was wrong with us?

Speaker 6 No, I thought Hank was going to say something anti-Goldeneye.

Speaker 39 No, no, no.

Speaker 1 No, I think these first

Speaker 41 couple are first two rounds are going to be tough to argue with.

Speaker 32 We got any odd jobs here?

Speaker 53 No, fuck that.

Speaker 75 If you're an odd job, you're a piece of shit.

Speaker 82 Yeah.

Speaker 25 No, wait, odd job was the small guy, yeah.

Speaker 32 Jaws. That was the punishment.
Jaws played with the odd job. Yes.
You got to play with Jaws next.

Speaker 32 Okay, for our first pick. Hank, I like the one that you highlighted, too.

Speaker 8 I really don't think it matters between that and

Speaker 32 a couple other ones. Okay, we're going to go with Super Smash Brothers.
Yeah.

Speaker 69 Great pick.

Speaker 33 Good pick. Loved it.
You can play with any character.

Speaker 26 Good pick.

Speaker 8 Also, great missions, too. Like, trying to unlock the other characters.
Beat the hand.

Speaker 91 Captain Punch.

Speaker 91 Falcon Punch.

Speaker 6 We're going to go Zelda Ocarina of Time.

Speaker 75 Go on, PFT.

Speaker 12 I mean, I guess.

Speaker 6 It's widely known as the best game.

Speaker 56 I don't care.

Speaker 32 That game's cool if you like getting lost in the forest and like finding a magic flute.

Speaker 29 Hand up, I was never a Zelda guy.

Speaker 5 Oh, I was a massive Zelda. I know.

Speaker 32 And I understand.

Speaker 6 I have Zelda on my Switch.

Speaker 32 I understand. It's an important video game.
You like it. I'm happy for you.
Yeah.

Speaker 12 Have that.

Speaker 51 Oh, I'm going to be a little wizard.

Speaker 12 I'm going to run around.

Speaker 59 Max, he needs.

Speaker 32 It's going to take me seven hours to try to.

Speaker 6 This makes so much sense. He's upset.
He's upset.

Speaker 6 You're upset about Terry.

Speaker 12 Look how many he points out. You're upset about Terry.

Speaker 59 You need to be punished.

Speaker 6 You're upset about Terry. You've been saying that he's going to be signing today for the past six weeks, and

Speaker 6 may he may never sign he may never sign

Speaker 6 and the commanders may go back to the basement of the NSA oh no I acquired six gyms Jaden Daniels Jaden Daniels list of quarterbacks that he beat last year were a bunch of G League guys and all of a sudden oh

Speaker 35 damn well now we're getting serious it's not true it is didn't he beat

Speaker 59 he beat Jared Goff in the playoffs he beat the Eagles he beat the Eagles he beat Kenny Pickett Baker Mayfield he beat Kenny Pickett Baker Mayfield

Speaker 33 in the playoffs no yes he did I'll show you I'll show you the list of well Baker Mayfields on the player

Speaker 73 Let's go. Just read him.

Speaker 6 It was a tweet that I saw a lot. Get the tweet.

Speaker 32 Beat Jared Goff in the playoffs.

Speaker 54 Okay.

Speaker 6 And absolutely hobble defense.

Speaker 32 Give us the list. You just talked about quarterbacks, though.
Yeah.

Speaker 32 Not defense.

Speaker 61 You got to make a list.

Speaker 51 Because this is

Speaker 23 from a neutral party here.

Speaker 2 I agree with Max's first point that PFT might be acting out a little bit about Terry, but then I think it's

Speaker 2 not that.

Speaker 47 Max is lashing out because he's scared of Jaden.

Speaker 13 And he's also

Speaker 1 Zelda's

Speaker 1 kind of for girls. No.

Speaker 1 You guys are insane.

Speaker 48 Did you play Zelda with your Stanley Cup?

Speaker 75 You guys are insane.

Speaker 65 No, you guys just don't know ball.

Speaker 50 Don't let them shame your quiver, Max.

Speaker 12 Yeah.

Speaker 71 No,

Speaker 56 I honestly, Zelda's like in that category of Star Wars for me where it's like, I know, I know people love it, and I'm sure it's really fun.

Speaker 2 I just never liked it.

Speaker 51 I never played it.

Speaker 8 We talked about the like the things that make your friend's house fun. I didn't really have the video games.
I didn't have N64 at my house.

Speaker 8 My neighbor did, so I would just go over his house and play all the four-player games. But I didn't play a lot of the single-player.

Speaker 32 I got a question for you. Is Joe Burrow a good quarterback?

Speaker 73 Is he good at the quarterback?

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, Joe Burrow was the one on the list.

Speaker 59 Yeah.

Speaker 51 Joe Burrow was

Speaker 2 a good quarterback.

Speaker 104 Bengals 32nd ranked defense last year.

Speaker 32 Okay,

Speaker 32 again, the topic was quarterbacks.

Speaker 6 I can't find this tweet. It was so long ago.

Speaker 6 I wasn't ready for this argument today.

Speaker 41 But then you started.

Speaker 54 Now you need to be punished.

Speaker 32 And memes, if we want to talk about defense, our defense sucked last year. Yeah.
We had a bad defense. Yeah.
30-second ranked. We had a very bad defense.

Speaker 104 30-second ranked.

Speaker 33 Okay.

Speaker 33 You beat a bad defense.

Speaker 32 I'm with Max here. We were talking about...

Speaker 32 Is the discussion, did he beat a good defense last year or did he beat a good quarterback last year?

Speaker 32 Or is it conversation, did he beat a good quarterback with a great defense?

Speaker 88 Who cares? Okay.

Speaker 25 Point PFT on that argument.

Speaker 26 Thank you.

Speaker 6 We're going to go with Super Mario 64.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 92 Wow.

Speaker 99 Loved it.

Speaker 91 Wow.

Speaker 32 We are going to go.

Speaker 27 Yeah. Yeah, obviously.

Speaker 75 Mario Kart. Yeah.

Speaker 39 Mario Kart.

Speaker 39 That was our toast.

Speaker 32 I cannot believe that you took Super Mario over Mario Kart.

Speaker 33 The two games we have. Yeah, four.

Speaker 8 I have probably played

Speaker 8 like 100 to 200 to 300 times more than every other video game in my life. Mario Kart, Mario Kart, and Super Smash Bros.

Speaker 8 That's all I played.

Speaker 33 This is a subject.

Speaker 6 I played Super Mario and Zelda.

Speaker 52 Zelda.

Speaker 88 We can tell. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 86 This is

Speaker 48 getting contentious. I didn't didn't think the N64 track would get contentious.

Speaker 61 I wasn't ready for the

Speaker 58 video.

Speaker 35 It's like known as being the best game for you.

Speaker 53 I know. I know it is.

Speaker 51 We're really happy for you, dude.

Speaker 59 Didn't like it.

Speaker 29 Zach,

Speaker 19 our next pick is...

Speaker 32 Go ahead.

Speaker 1 We would like to take Mario Party.

Speaker 25 Mario Party is our next pick.

Speaker 39 What'd you take Mario Party?

Speaker 8 Not that we're going to take another one, but did you have a favorite?

Speaker 55 I think the first.

Speaker 55 I don't know which one.

Speaker 8 I like two.

Speaker 51 They're all good. Yeah.

Speaker 49 I've only played one.

Speaker 29 I think two is what's the one we were playing, Mario Party 2.

Speaker 33 Yeah,

Speaker 42 that's my favorite.

Speaker 1 No, I mean, I remember like when we when we got when did we we gotta go do that?

Speaker 8 That was the 24-hour stream.

Speaker 19 Yeah, it was like, holy shit, nostalgia.

Speaker 42 I'm playing this game again.

Speaker 14 This is so much fun. We should start playing again.

Speaker 22 We should do a Mario Party stream.

Speaker 25 Okay, well, now what do we do?

Speaker 50 What do you think about 12 or 6?

Speaker 80 12. Maybe like 3 or 6.

Speaker 88 6.

Speaker 32 Maybe like 9.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I like 6. Okay.

Speaker 48 It was still good.

Speaker 8 Alright, we'll do

Speaker 3 Tony Hawks Pro Skater.

Speaker 62 Yeah, good pick.

Speaker 12 You had that?

Speaker 32 Great pick. You had that on the list.

Speaker 3 Stay strong. Don't break.
Don't break.

Speaker 59 Stay strong. These are good games, guys.

Speaker 32 They're great games. Except Zelda.

Speaker 1 Zelda.

Speaker 78 Not so good.

Speaker 13 What did

Speaker 58 Harvard say it was the best game ever Max would what did you try I say it's the best game ever you're like it's widely known as the great Zach back me up Zelda don't as a gamer back me up

Speaker 32 so

Speaker 50 personally I'm not good if the game's too open just because I'll get a little lost

Speaker 76 Zach is so good at disagreeing

Speaker 50 I see the appeal I definitely see the appeal have you ever played Zelda on the Wii as well there's a bow and arrow attachment if you have you kept playing Zelda

Speaker 25 memes you're trying yes so what if you never played I played all these games.

Speaker 6 Yeah, so too.

Speaker 29 You're going to try to dock.

Speaker 6 Zelda is a good game.

Speaker 50 Is it? Is it a great game, though? It's a great game.

Speaker 8 Good or you played a lot of Zelda memes?

Speaker 6 Yeah, Zelda's a great game. Really?

Speaker 48 You played a lot of Zelda.

Speaker 56 Played tons of Zelda.

Speaker 29 Tell us your favorite part about Zelda. Zelda.

Speaker 59 When she switches for myself, I don't think you played Zelda.

Speaker 32 Wait, isn't Zelda.

Speaker 6 Zelda is not the character you're playing.

Speaker 54 Yeah, it's Zelda.

Speaker 58 Oh, no, me.

Speaker 58 It's a name,

Speaker 73 you just tried to accuse him of not playing games.

Speaker 32 It's a little boy named Link.

Speaker 8 I think Link is a girl.

Speaker 32 I think Link's a boy.

Speaker 55 Max?

Speaker 6 Link is a boy. Okay.

Speaker 39 I think Link is a woman.

Speaker 50 I'm not a Zelda guy. Huge Zelda.
I thought Link was a woman.

Speaker 8 I think in Super Smash Bros, if you

Speaker 1 shock her, Link is not a woman.

Speaker 5 You can see.

Speaker 32 Who's the bad guy in Zelda?

Speaker 99 There's a ton.

Speaker 29 By the way, more breaking moves.

Speaker 47 More breaking moves.

Speaker 9 Fazzoli just flew his drone into the water.

Speaker 31 That's bad.

Speaker 62 Uh-huh. Splash.

Speaker 65 That's really bad.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 8 We have a relay that we set up

Speaker 54 pretty much solely for the drone. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Nice. Good job, Fazzoli.

Speaker 56 Why was he droning right now?

Speaker 20 Just doing one job. No job.

Speaker 1 Just doing one jam.

Speaker 32 Doing some test flights. Okay.

Speaker 29 You guys have your pick? Yep.

Speaker 32 Hank, I'm thinking about going with the first one on our list, but I could be talked out of it if you have one that you feel strongly about.

Speaker 38 I like that.

Speaker 32 All right, we'll go with Donkey Kong 64.

Speaker 58 You are Donkey Kong.

Speaker 71 Donkey Kong is strong as fuck.

Speaker 33 So, yeah.

Speaker 87 Yeah, that's why he's awesome. Great game.
Thank you.

Speaker 8 You literally were doing Donkey Kong in the synchronized swimming yesterday.

Speaker 39 That was Jew in the waters.

Speaker 6 Donkey Kong is known as being the strongest of all Pokemon.

Speaker 34 Where is this?

Speaker 56 What books are you reading about all these video games and characters?

Speaker 12 You could have.

Speaker 58 Have you played Super Guardian? Have you played Sleeper's Guard?

Speaker 56 Wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 32 Did Max just say that Donkey Kong was a Pokemon? He definitely said.

Speaker 35 I don't know. Yes.

Speaker 65 We may be.

Speaker 6 Yeah, that's our next pick. We're going to go Pokemon Stadium.

Speaker 39 Wait, but what don't you have to say what you don't like about Donkey Kong?

Speaker 6 I was just going to say, literally, no matter what they're playing.

Speaker 51 Oh, but do you like it?

Speaker 6 I never played it, but.

Speaker 29 I like this.

Speaker 51 Jump over barrels.

Speaker 2 This is one of those drafts where I didn't think it was going to have a lot to it, but it has a lot to it.

Speaker 32 Max, why didn't you do that fart noise when I took Mario Kart?

Speaker 99 Because I played Mario Kart and I like Mario Kart.

Speaker 32 But you just said that you were going to do the fart noise no matter what I picked.

Speaker 80 Well, I got...

Speaker 102 I don't know. I thought about it then.
Who cares?

Speaker 27 Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 50 Would you say you like Mario Kart more than Zelda, Max?

Speaker 6 Not even close. I'm just curious.

Speaker 27 I actually...

Speaker 74 That says a lot. I don't, yeah.

Speaker 59 Actually, fuck it.

Speaker 6 I'll say it. You guys aren't going to say it.

Speaker 27 We'll say it for honorable mention.

Speaker 32 There are two kinds of guys in the world. Guys that like Zelda, guys like Mario Kart.

Speaker 51 Yeah, push.

Speaker 21 Guys that like Vagina.

Speaker 20 All right. Last pick.

Speaker 33 Banjo Kazooie.

Speaker 101 Oh, okay.

Speaker 6 I played 100 hours of this game.

Speaker 8 I didn't want to say this with.

Speaker 8 We actually did it on the stream. We brought it back.
Banjo Toue

Speaker 8 is like the most fun game of all time. Like, I didn't really play a lot of it.

Speaker 46 I played Crash Bandicoot, the original.

Speaker 8 That was PS2, I think. But

Speaker 6 I didn't play this game. That's me.

Speaker 8 Banjo 2E four-player,

Speaker 8 like better than Call of Duty.

Speaker 54 Really?

Speaker 8 So much fun. I don't know if Banjo-Kazooie had it too, but the Banjo 2E, also, like, single-player game, is just fun.
Same with Banjo-Kazooie.

Speaker 33 Yeah,

Speaker 33 it's probably.

Speaker 82 Okay, you guys have a pick.

Speaker 77 It's us?

Speaker 1 Alright, Hank.

Speaker 32 I like this one that I'm highlighting right there. Okay, yeah, I like that was that was the other one.

Speaker 51 Or

Speaker 99 what about

Speaker 12 that one?

Speaker 25 Burning someone alive.

Speaker 32 I still think that was a good pick by Hank. All right, we're going to go Star Fox 64.

Speaker 51 Love Star Fox.

Speaker 27 I like that game.

Speaker 24 Love the squad.

Speaker 32 Yeah, the planes were great.

Speaker 32 Somewhat unrealistic

Speaker 32 in terms of the G's that they could pull.

Speaker 32 It would have destroyed the airframe. Yeah.

Speaker 87 I like Star Fox.

Speaker 109 It was a Star Fox.

Speaker 17 All right, we'll finish off with NFL Blitz.

Speaker 58 Yep. Okay.

Speaker 32 Good pick. Funny.

Speaker 59 Very fun.

Speaker 32 I forgot that that was a 64 game.

Speaker 17 Madden came out, obviously, on 64, but it wasn't great on 64.

Speaker 33 I was hoping you weren't going to pick that.

Speaker 6 I was hoping that was going to go undrafted.

Speaker 54 Oh, why?

Speaker 1 Because it's a good pick. Yeah.
Why didn't you pick it then?

Speaker 33 Instead of Zelda.

Speaker 55 I want to punch all of you.

Speaker 6 You guys have been so fucking annoying.

Speaker 32 Well, you know what? This is going to be one of those drafts where

Speaker 32 on Sunday's show, Max is going to be like, the entire internet said I was right about Zelda. And I know that.
I just don't like Zelda.

Speaker 8 Max is also worried about his team.

Speaker 48 Yeah, I was going to say, we should also just put some...

Speaker 59 I'm done with this.

Speaker 51 We should put some context into this whole thing.

Speaker 56 So

Speaker 61 if you're like, why is there so much contention over an N64?

Speaker 48 Hold on. Over an N64

Speaker 47 Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 2 The teams that we've been playing in the Camp Barstool games, Max is the captain of one team. Dana Beers is the captain of the other.

Speaker 53 Dana Beers picked all three of us, and Max is just on an island.

Speaker 21 He has lost control of the locker room.

Speaker 6 I don't want to be the captain. I don't like putting people in any position.

Speaker 78 What?

Speaker 39 You don't want to put people in

Speaker 39 camp.

Speaker 51 You hate camp?

Speaker 105 Yeah, no.

Speaker 71 He wants to go home.

Speaker 12 I like camp.

Speaker 51 I hate the...

Speaker 4 I want my Hoagie and my Zelda.

Speaker 71 Don't pick me up.

Speaker 6 This is like a really nice bit.

Speaker 6 Let's do the whole team up on Max thing.

Speaker 65 It's a really nice thing that we get going on.

Speaker 71 You could have drafted all 20 people.

Speaker 6 You were my next pick.

Speaker 54 I don't know.

Speaker 6 I drafted poor. I did draft him.

Speaker 51 Whatever. Fuck it.

Speaker 1 I wanted you to draft me.

Speaker 32 I know. And every time

Speaker 6 I was trying to play the value game, and I thought that I was going to get back to me.

Speaker 65 Pink could barely move on Sunday.

Speaker 75 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 51 My calf is a problem.

Speaker 107 It's more than five feet.

Speaker 65 But you forgot about how fast I am in the water.

Speaker 29 But like,

Speaker 6 that doesn't make sense to me. What do you mean?

Speaker 61 You have to check.

Speaker 58 You're not going to see the specifics.

Speaker 51 I don't know how calf is.

Speaker 60 I can't run.

Speaker 75 I can swim.

Speaker 72 You can't run. And then

Speaker 12 you can move.

Speaker 51 I understand, but

Speaker 63 swimming doesn't hurt your calf.

Speaker 54 You couldn't move on Sunday. Okay.

Speaker 48 Swimming is like

Speaker 47 the thing you do when you have injuries because it's no load bearing.

Speaker 36 I'm not a physical fucking therapist.

Speaker 6 How am I supposed to know that?

Speaker 32 It's okay. Max misses his mom.

Speaker 43 I don't live with my mom.

Speaker 56 Mommy, I want Wiz Wit.

Speaker 32 Max spent a lot of time in the nurse's office in camp this week.

Speaker 65 Oh my God.

Speaker 56 Oh mommy, I want my Wiz Wit and my You'll make friends here.

Speaker 47 Oh, you will make friends.

Speaker 28 Okay.

Speaker 6 I didn't take Mario Kart because I played Diddy Kong Racing as a kid

Speaker 6 and it didn't feel right.

Speaker 32 It's a good game.

Speaker 6 Diddy Kong. Yeah, it was like you either had Mario Kart or you had Diddy Kong Racing.
I had Diddy Kong Racing.

Speaker 46 Here's one that I was thinking about picking

Speaker 2 because it came with every single N64 to start Wave Racer.

Speaker 24 I loved Wave Racer. Wave Racer.

Speaker 1 It was the free game that came.

Speaker 8 Jet Moto. I don't even know if that was what it was called.
Yeah.

Speaker 75 1080 Select.

Speaker 59 1080.

Speaker 6 Zelda Majora's Mask, too.

Speaker 102 What?

Speaker 6 I should have doubled down and taken Zelda Majora's Mask, too.

Speaker 58 Oh, you should have.

Speaker 84 Zelda!

Speaker 58 I should have.

Speaker 107 I'm going to let you take one out.

Speaker 8 Majora's Mask is one of the best games.

Speaker 58 Oh.

Speaker 32 You guys ever play Cruising USA?

Speaker 75 Yep. And Ridge Racer?

Speaker 32 I didn't say Ridge Racer was good. Did you say the dinosaur?

Speaker 38 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 32 Dude, you don't like the dinosaur?

Speaker 12 I've never heard of this in my life.

Speaker 32 Turok Dinosaur Hunter was an awesome game.

Speaker 75 And

Speaker 75 Turok 2.

Speaker 8 I got to look that up. I just laughed.

Speaker 32 It was fucking sweet. You shot T-Rexes in the mouth with a bow and arrow.

Speaker 19 Ken Griffey Jr. Slug Fest.

Speaker 47 And Major League Baseball.

Speaker 19 No, it was Major League Baseball featuring Ken Griffey Jr.

Speaker 29 I just called it Ken Griffey baseball. It was awesome.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I feel like Ken Griffey baseball for Super Nintendo might have been better for the one from 64.

Speaker 48 Sports games weren't the best.

Speaker 25 The best part about N64 was there was no load time.

Speaker 75 Yeah. It would just be instant.

Speaker 32 Just pop it in. Yeah.

Speaker 8 Well, yeah. But then, yeah.

Speaker 73 Oh, yeah, but that actually feels like you're doing something. Yeah, blow on it.

Speaker 51 Yeah.

Speaker 19 And then the joystick when you had

Speaker 1 the one joystick that was loose.

Speaker 32 Mad cats. That's what they used to control the submarine that went down to the Titanic.
Yeah.

Speaker 42 What else? Any others?

Speaker 32 Mario Tennis?

Speaker 2 Yeah, you had a couple Marios. Golf.

Speaker 50 Did you guys like a Paper Mario?

Speaker 49 Yep.

Speaker 60 So you played all these on Wii?

Speaker 39 Mario Tennis online.

Speaker 58 A lot of Mari.

Speaker 81 Yes.

Speaker 32 What was Paper Mario?

Speaker 50 It's Paper Mario or

Speaker 50 loading screen you find on a little paper airplane. There's like it's got a map to it, and there's just different objectives on the map.

Speaker 65 Okay. Cool.

Speaker 50 What about a Galaga? You guys ever play Galaga?

Speaker 76 I didn't know what that was when you said that to me.

Speaker 45 No?

Speaker 17 Yeah. Does anyone know Galaga?

Speaker 50 So So, like, you've got a spaceship at the bottom of the screen, and there's like alien spaceships coming down this way, and you go side to side.

Speaker 8 Yeah, that sounds like an arcade.

Speaker 91 Yeah.

Speaker 91 Yeah.

Speaker 8 That's like a really old game, I think.

Speaker 91 I can play that on a computer.

Speaker 32 Okay. Very fun.

Speaker 86 Okay.

Speaker 70 Good Mount Rushmore. Great Mount Rushmore.
Max.

Speaker 14 Can I say something? Yeah.

Speaker 25 You made that Mount Rushmore fun.

Speaker 29 Otherwise, there's going to be us listing N64 games.

Speaker 32 And just being like, that was awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 2 You made that Mount Rushmore good for the viewers.

Speaker 86 Okay.

Speaker 93 You want to go home?

Speaker 86 You want to go home.

Speaker 10 You're sick of camp.

Speaker 32 Yeah. He misses his dog.

Speaker 80 I never played Zelda.

Speaker 58 He's sick of camp.

Speaker 51 Yeah, no, we know that.

Speaker 2 It was just wild that you did that after throwing an accusation at Zach.

Speaker 58 Oh, all right.

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Speaker 112 Man, I'll tell you what, when you're hungry out there, you start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first first game, making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out of sorts.

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Speaker 1 That's a winning play.

Speaker 45 Okay, here he is.

Speaker 15 Our great, great friend, Jerry O'Connell.

Speaker 30 Okay, we now welcome on

Speaker 24 a very,

Speaker 25 very, how many do you want?

Speaker 1 I mean, I live with you. I took a half hour in the bathroom today.
I don't know what was going on in there.

Speaker 18 How many very?

Speaker 1 As many as there can be.

Speaker 23 Okay, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very.

Speaker 1 That's enough.

Speaker 115 Very special guest.

Speaker 32 Very special fantasy co-owner.

Speaker 52 Co-owner.

Speaker 3 Jerry O'Connell.

Speaker 31 He is with us at Camp Barcelona, which has been.

Speaker 52 Thank you. I don't know if I've thanked you for that.

Speaker 59 You have, you have, you have.

Speaker 19 I would like to thank you again right here on this platform.

Speaker 103 Thank you.

Speaker 1 Guys, I got to tell you

Speaker 1 for my fantasy preview. Thank you again.

Speaker 1 I was feeling really strong this season.

Speaker 89 I've done a lot of homework.

Speaker 1 I've done a lot of research.

Speaker 1 I was about to say months. I'd say about a month.

Speaker 1 Being in a camp camp with Stephen Che

Speaker 1 for just 12 hours

Speaker 1 has completely fucked me.

Speaker 59 It has fucked me up.

Speaker 32 I'm concerned about this because Jerry came into the book and he said, you'll never believe what Stephen Che showed me. He had his laptop pulled open.

Speaker 32 He's got this whole fantasy football program that he made himself on his laptop. I said, Jerry, was it a program or was it a spreadsheet that Stephen Che put names into?

Speaker 32 And then the look on your face was like, no, it's, I'm pretty sure it's its own system that he made.

Speaker 32 And Stephen Shea is famous for just making a spreadsheet of names and referring it to it as a software program. Right.

Speaker 22 I think what happened here, because PFT's right,

Speaker 60 you got duped.

Speaker 9 Stephen Shea is our number one smart presenting person at Barstool.

Speaker 88 Right.

Speaker 27 The glasses,

Speaker 25 Asian, sure. The superstars.

Speaker 108 He's not smart.

Speaker 1 The sort of monotone

Speaker 1 with him last night, just sort of, he's tough to read. I did pick him out in round one, though, where I saw him breathing.
I said he's breathing heavily. But he's smart presenting.

Speaker 30 He's not smart.

Speaker 1 Now, here's the deal.

Speaker 1 I am Excel proficient. I can work Excel.

Speaker 29 We all say that.

Speaker 1 I am, though. I'm not.

Speaker 32 When was the last time as an actor used Excel?

Speaker 1 I had to use Excel at a job.

Speaker 1 Just a few years ago.

Speaker 26 You can, you can,

Speaker 12 what?

Speaker 1 I mean, I was in an office.

Speaker 32 See the brandy music video?

Speaker 1 And spreadsheets were coming in.

Speaker 60 You read them.

Speaker 1 I read them and hit the tabs and changed things.

Speaker 32 You opened a spreadsheet.

Speaker 1 I'm Excel proficient.

Speaker 4 There's no way you're

Speaker 32 I don't think so.

Speaker 1 That said, he it's more than just an Excel spreadsheet. I recognize he is able to break down what players do in red zones.

Speaker 1 And it really, I got to tell you something else that he said that really got my head.

Speaker 52 He copied this from someone, by the way.

Speaker 1 He said, what's the scoring system of the part part of my take league?

Speaker 99 And I went,

Speaker 1 I think it's like half PPR. And he went, yeah, but how many points for completions? How many points for touchdowns? How many points for 10 yards? And I said,

Speaker 1 I don't know. And he went,

Speaker 1 you got to know these things, Jerry.

Speaker 1 And so I said to a few people in this room, maybe Stephen should do this.

Speaker 1 fantasy football preview with me. No.

Speaker 88 No.

Speaker 30 I have enough Stephen Shea in my life.

Speaker 32 Denied.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to blow somebody up. You know, someone who works here, I said to them, hey, I'm thinking about bringing Stephen with me.

Speaker 1 He just has a, he has a spreadsheet and it's a program that he wrote. And they went, do not do it.

Speaker 17 You know, Jerry, you know that feeling like when you were younger and you were drinking and having a great time and then someone's like, hey, here's a tequila shot.

Speaker 79 And then you're like, oh, God, I'm going to throw up.

Speaker 80 Right.

Speaker 57 That's how I feel every day when it comes to my limit of Stephen Che.

Speaker 91 Yeah.

Speaker 32 And Jerry, you are aware that Stephen Shea famously told people not to draft Saquon last year. His spreadsheet, his his program, told him do not draft Saquon last year.

Speaker 31 Saquon Barkley.

Speaker 75 Have you ever heard of him?

Speaker 30 Yeah, he had 2,000 yards last year.

Speaker 33 I have.

Speaker 32 Barely over 1,004 yards.

Speaker 1 I do want to say

Speaker 83 listen.

Speaker 29 Barely over 1,004 yet.

Speaker 1 As someone who's a fantasy football expert, whatever,

Speaker 1 you make mistakes sometimes. I've had some misses.
You have?

Speaker 59 Here's what I'm...

Speaker 65 Darren Waller was.

Speaker 51 Darren Waller.

Speaker 59 I was going to bring up Darren Waller.

Speaker 56 Darren Waller.

Speaker 48 Here's what I'm confused about.

Speaker 42 We spent this entire offseason potentially getting you a co-manager.

Speaker 31 Right.

Speaker 42 Adam Adam Schefter, Taylor Swift.

Speaker 77 Sure.

Speaker 57 A lot of names thrown out there.

Speaker 43 And then you resisted.

Speaker 1 I was at Taylor Swift's interview.

Speaker 51 Yeah.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 31 Possibly co-owner fantasy team.

Speaker 22 You resisted.

Speaker 106 You threatened to do some dark shit.

Speaker 29 Send dark, dark, dark web shit to Adam Schefter.

Speaker 27 I did.

Speaker 19 You threatened to quit.

Speaker 53 The AWLs had your back.

Speaker 19 They were like, PFT and Big Cat are being mean to Jerry.

Speaker 73 And then we show up to camp and you get a co-manager.

Speaker 48 And his name's Steven Che.

Speaker 1 I didn't get a co-manager.

Speaker 10 If this was a bit, good job.

Speaker 1 Look, when you're at camp, there's a lot of downtime here, you know, and

Speaker 1 Steven just cornered me and made me doubt a lot of my,

Speaker 1 a lot of, my, my takes, my system, my ideas for where our fantasy team should go. I was very negative about Adam Schefter helping me, about maybe his daughter, Dylan Schefter, helping me.

Speaker 43 Who you love?

Speaker 50 Love everybody.

Speaker 1 I guess I am a little bit open to it. But I do want to say, what Adam Schefter does is not fantasy.
He's more breaking news. He's always looking for a breaking news.
He wants to know: hey, is

Speaker 1 how is Judkins

Speaker 1 in Cleveland? Is he sentenced?

Speaker 32 It's actually a very valuable knowing who's going to play.

Speaker 1 Well, yeah, I know, but he's more like,

Speaker 1 he's more concerned about like getting out there before

Speaker 1 Florio or getting out there before, you know,

Speaker 1 whoever his competition is.

Speaker 32 Well, Jordan Schultz is actually in this league, he's peerless, by the way.

Speaker 33 Maybe we should not have competition.

Speaker 32 Maybe we should get Rapaport.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's who Schultz, that's who Team Schultz is. Team Schultz, yeah.

Speaker 32 Yeah, so he, we've, we've got an insider in the league already.

Speaker 1 Hey, I want to say something about that league. You know, I've really been trying to help that league.
You know, I'm new to it. Okay, so I did a uh,

Speaker 1 I no one had a draft order.

Speaker 1 You need a draft order to know where you're picking. I do a lot of mock drafts.
I use AI, okay? Schefter doesn't use AI. I know how Schefter does this.
He travels a lot. He goes to an airport.

Speaker 1 He picks up like months ago that fantasy preview magazine in an airport and just keeps reading that over and over again. Things change.
Things are evolving in fantasy. You got to have a computer.

Speaker 61 You did.

Speaker 1 You got to be Excel proficient.

Speaker 32 You did a great job last year.

Speaker 32 of putting the league on tilt and just kind of knocking everyone off balance because when we dropped you in the group chat immediately you just took your shirt off and you recorded a video of you making the draft order and then everybody was like who is this right who is this guy you had to kind of explain your cv to them and be like i was in kangaroo jack ever heard of it yeah but this year you haven't you haven't put out a video yet you're kind of waiting for somebody else to do it uh why don't you open the group chat i i do fit our draft video i do have it muted there's a link there jerry we could play it now i have two questions for you before we start yeah one oh by the way i want to say um we'll get to your questions they always accuse me of rigging the draft order i would never.

Speaker 1 What pick did we get? We got the fourth pick. Let me just say this to everyone in our league.
I would never mess with another man's money. I would never, it's just not my style.

Speaker 1 I don't, when it comes to gambling, I don't do that. I would never do that.
Also, I'm not entirely sure who's in that league. There could be like UFC fighters in there.
I'm not,

Speaker 1 I don't want any beef with any of these people.

Speaker 37 Like,

Speaker 1 I don't mess with the draft order. I do a straight draft.
I put it in the hat. Look at the video.
Judge for yourself.

Speaker 32 Try Let me pull it up right now.

Speaker 32 Jerry, you are far and away the leading texture in this group chat. It's crazy.

Speaker 50 Do you want my questions?

Speaker 1 Yeah, in a second. You want me to pull up the video or no?

Speaker 32 Is it the one that says bing-bong? Is it you in a bar?

Speaker 1 No, it's the one it's a link to

Speaker 1 because I have an Android. Is it your bet slip?

Speaker 32 There's so many attachments you put in here, Jerry.

Speaker 1 Because I have an Android, it's a link to Dropbox.

Speaker 59 Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 108 So you wonder why I didn't watch it?

Speaker 56 Oh, my God.

Speaker 32 You made me go into a third-party app to watch. It's not a third-party, it's Dropbox.

Speaker 1 It's a big deal.

Speaker 87 It's like, I can't.

Speaker 59 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Because the Android and Apple systems, like the quality, it loses quality. So I just do a Dropbox link.
It's not a big deal. Just click on the link.

Speaker 1 God, you and Sheft are so weird about the links I send you.

Speaker 48 You did say dark, dark web shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I know, but it's like

Speaker 1 it's fun. It's all in German what I sent to him.

Speaker 109 Crazy.

Speaker 32 Go, yeah, Dropbox. I'll pull it up.

Speaker 74 I'll pull it it up.

Speaker 1 So, like, click on it and just play it.

Speaker 32 Yeah, so it looks like you're in bed here.

Speaker 1 I'm under a sheet.

Speaker 32 Under the sheets. Yeah.
Let's see what Jerry did.

Speaker 32 Hey, guys, what's up? Oh, wait, it's playing through my sunglasses.

Speaker 32 Oh, yeah,

Speaker 1 that's another thing. When you're here traveling with PFT, you're always being recorded through his glasses.

Speaker 32 It's not true, Jerry.

Speaker 1 Only when the lights are on fun.

Speaker 1 Jerry O here, also known as Jerry's Kids.

Speaker 93 We're going to be doing our draft.

Speaker 35 Okay, so Jerry's going to be able to get a

Speaker 40 piece of paper is the same as the case.

Speaker 32 Are you hiding from your life under the sheets?

Speaker 51 We got Ties Trippet King.

Speaker 1 I'm like at home. We got

Speaker 51 pop artists.

Speaker 1 We got.

Speaker 1 I want to make sure I got that. Sorry.
We got

Speaker 1 Rugs and Tugs ties in there.

Speaker 69 Okay, pop artists.

Speaker 1 Okay. Okay, we can put this video in.

Speaker 19 Yeah, but

Speaker 32 you do have a list here. We've got a list of the names.
So we are picking fourth in this draft.

Speaker 32 If the league decides to go with your order, because we did not go with your order last year, people were offended by your shirtless video and they changed the order.

Speaker 12 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think we're sticking with this order.

Speaker 1 That's what the group text has

Speaker 51 said.

Speaker 1 Great. By the way, I just want to say the messaging systems between Android and Apple has really improved.

Speaker 14 It's like you keep saying that.

Speaker 44 No, and you keep screwing up every group text rate.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry to interrupt your questions. You guys are the owners.

Speaker 81 What was your question? All right, my question.

Speaker 16 First question is:

Speaker 9 payment.

Speaker 43 Okay. Will you be paying this year?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I paid last year.

Speaker 52 Do you have a separate bank account from your wonderful, lovely, respectful wife, Rebecca Romaine, Supermodel Looker Out?

Speaker 1 Yeah, we have

Speaker 1 one group account that we put in money for things like

Speaker 1 you know, electric bills, potholes, stuff like that. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 32 That was a driveway.

Speaker 71 um

Speaker 1 i i did uh i actually got a a temporary um

Speaker 1 like a like a fit like a pouch thing yeah a filler it is starting to they really don't last very long it's it's starting to we got a guy we have a a hole filler guy that we yeah i see him here uh nikki smokes oh oh oh nick nikki smokes yeah fill any hole he'll be very respectful of your wife did oldie did come up to me and uh whisper in my ear, hey man, I could fix that pothole anytime you want.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you could.

Speaker 103 just the idea of having oldie

Speaker 1 walk around my house with my wife for a couple days because I have to fly him in and everything.

Speaker 32 See his pouch is like kangaroo jack too.

Speaker 29 Yeah, so you have your separate account so we can come out of that.

Speaker 17 Does your wife know you're getting paid four million dollars to do this this year?

Speaker 1 You keeps making that joke. Um, that is uh that is not the case.
And also, there's not enough money in the world to sleep in a bunk with Hank and hear him talk in his sleep, which is really insane.

Speaker 1 Hank, who's in this room last night. I'm just going to say it was like, Papa, Papa, no, Papa, you're burning.

Speaker 12 Papa, please stop.

Speaker 78 No, that's my bathing support.

Speaker 58 Papa, stop.

Speaker 109 It was really weird stuff.

Speaker 1 It was, it was dark web shit.

Speaker 32 It was a great job flipping it. That's great.
Get us laughing at Hank.

Speaker 52 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very smart.

Speaker 3 All right. Second question.

Speaker 43 Will you be swearing during this preview?

Speaker 2 Because my kids listen to this show.

Speaker 1 Oh, I would never swear in front of your kids. My kids were there.

Speaker 2 I would never do that. Yeah, no, Jerry came over to my house to see my family on Monday night, and

Speaker 29 he just lets it fly in front of the kids.

Speaker 53 50.

Speaker 19 I don't give a fuck because they listen to this podcast, and

Speaker 22 they hear it, and they hear me swear, but you were just letting it fly.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 I do have a theory that

Speaker 1 kids don't, we don't enter a kid's life. Kids enter our life.
Oh, I like that theory. I'm not going to change.

Speaker 1 And I think kids need to see how the adults really talk. I think it helps them.
I think it helps them.

Speaker 60 Yeah, I mean, it was the F-bombs, I don't care about.

Speaker 17 When you call Nicki Smokes a rapist in front of my kids.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they need to know that stuff. Oh, guys.

Speaker 117 Can we talk about Camp Barstow for just one second?

Speaker 25 Yes.

Speaker 1 First of all,

Speaker 1 my family, specifically my wife, still doesn't understand why I'm here for four days, why I'm in a cabin, what is the pay structure, why am I here?

Speaker 32 You're here for four days, you're here for seven days.

Speaker 1 My wife is like, wait, what are you? So you're living with them? Why are you living with them? Who are you? Show me the photos of them. And like, they go through it and they're like, okay, that's Max.

Speaker 1 You're living with him. You're living with all the all these people.

Speaker 1 Meeting the person I've been most...

Speaker 1 surprised with because it is so fun you meet all the barstool personalities it's so great playing werewolf last night was so fun.

Speaker 1 I'm most impressed with Nikki Smokes.

Speaker 1 I really.

Speaker 4 He's an impressive guy.

Speaker 1 Honestly, I had an idea of who he was before I came here, and he completely shattered that idea.

Speaker 1 I could see him and I being friends for a very long time. I agree.

Speaker 51 Hit the town together.

Speaker 35 I agree.

Speaker 1 And I want to say, I wore a crop top. I had a crop top yesterday.
Max cut it for me. Thank you, Max.

Speaker 1 I got a lot of compliments on X, And

Speaker 1 Nikki Smokes was in my vicinity, didn't once touch my midsection. There we go.

Speaker 1 Last act.

Speaker 1 I do have to say, it's also fun to see him and Annika spending such a tremendous amount of time with each other here.

Speaker 1 It's so interesting to see them. Like, they were on a chair swing today.

Speaker 1 Who was with me today? Like, this morning, just like watching the sunrise.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I get it, he's a very romantic person.

Speaker 56 Yeah, like

Speaker 1 I'm married, I would never sit on a chair swing and watch the sunrise and all that stuff. Love is love,

Speaker 1 it seems like a nightmare.

Speaker 45 Yeah, all right, should we get to the fantasy preview?

Speaker 51 Yeah, let's get to it.

Speaker 3 What do we got in the briefcase?

Speaker 10 This is out

Speaker 1 okay, briefcase here to Camp Barstool.

Speaker 1 Wait for it.

Speaker 86 Oh,

Speaker 104 okay.

Speaker 32 I'm already scared by the amount of pieces of paper that you have right there.

Speaker 12 Yeah, just like

Speaker 32 more than last year, Jerry.

Speaker 1 You guys always ask about the contents of my brief gift. You got baby oil.

Speaker 12 You got an apple?

Speaker 12 Baby oil.

Speaker 2 Diddy party?

Speaker 32 How come you even tell us about the diddy party, Jerry?

Speaker 104 What's in the

Speaker 32 how long were you at the Diddy party for?

Speaker 1 Oh, I did go to a Diddy party once, yeah. Yeah.
I went, um,

Speaker 1 it was called the white party, and you had to wear all white,

Speaker 1 white clothes and

Speaker 1 it's so funny I got so drunk and I ordered a vodka cranberry they were like serving vodka cranberries it wasn't normally my drink um although it is like healthy it's healthy for like urinary tract stuff um

Speaker 1 and i was on the dance floor and on my white outfit just vodka cranberry all over the front and i remember diddy like running around the party and he was like he didn't know who I was.

Speaker 1 He was like, Who the who the fuck is this? Who the fuck is this? The fuck, like,

Speaker 1 why don't you respect yourself? Like, what is this? And I thought I was gonna get kicked out, and I like ran away from him. And I was able to stay, but um,

Speaker 1 there was an after-party, it went to a club afterwards, and a huge fight broke out. It was a crazy night.
That's the end of that story.

Speaker 32 That's okay, that's a good story.

Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, I was really worried about um

Speaker 1 sometimes if I go to camp and there's like other people, I have uh, I have trouble going number two, I get like nervous. You have loose pills, No, I have like smooth move tea that I drink sometimes.

Speaker 1 I do.

Speaker 51 Like

Speaker 31 there's some loose pills in there.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's uh, that's Excedrin. I like uh I like taking uh Excedrin.
Uh, you guys put me in a hotel. Enjoy it.
When our flight got delayed, you put me in a hotel. I stole some of like the stuff.

Speaker 1 This is like the um toiletries, yeah, shaving kit and stuff. And I took one apple from the um

Speaker 1 cafeteria in case I got hungry last night.

Speaker 61 Put it in your briefcase.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 12 Okay. All right.

Speaker 74 Let's go.

Speaker 2 Where are we starting?

Speaker 1 I was so excited about this.

Speaker 32 Well, yeah,

Speaker 32 when you first came on the show, you gave us your do not draft list. It was like Jerry's list of people that have personally wronged him that he will never draft again.

Speaker 32 But over the years, that's kind of evolved, and now you're just, you want to draft everybody.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it used to be people I had personal

Speaker 1 resentments toward. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because they wronged me the season prior and um

Speaker 1 then I realized like a lot of the AWLs like use my guidance to draft they they see you as the expert they await for this so I I had to take more of a sort of an impartial stance okay

Speaker 65 so

Speaker 1 we're gonna try something new this year and what we're gonna do is um

Speaker 1 we're gonna be open to the universe

Speaker 1 it's kind of like it's like dating Zach it's it's like dating it's like being

Speaker 1 open to the universe. You know, like the best intercourse guys are the guys who like are just like open to intercoursing with like anyone.

Speaker 1 You don't like have like set standards. Just that one person I'm going to intercourse with.
It's like

Speaker 1 you got to be like water. Like whoever will intercourse with me, like I can intercourse with them.
And it's like,

Speaker 1 so that's what we're going to do with our draft.

Speaker 35 Okay, we're going to

Speaker 32 talk to the entire NFL.

Speaker 60 Is the theme of this draft intercourse?

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. The theme to this draft is just being open to the universe.
Okay,

Speaker 1 what comes our way. Drafts are nebulous things.
It's like intercoursing. It's like

Speaker 1 they're not like, it's not like, you know, Pilates instructor, you, I will intercourse with you. Or like,

Speaker 59 or like marketing executive in Dallas, you, I will intercourse with you.

Speaker 74 Show me your tootsies. That's it.
Just you, just you, just you and me.

Speaker 1 Like, it's like, um,

Speaker 1 it's like, hey, like, I'm here, you're here. Uh, who's in this round?

Speaker 1 What round are we in? It's the 10th round.

Speaker 89 Okay, what's up?

Speaker 51 Hey,

Speaker 12 the 10th round?

Speaker 100 What's up?

Speaker 51 I don't know.

Speaker 12 Kyler Murray, how you doing?

Speaker 1 Oh, you know, we do start these off. Zach,

Speaker 1 you know I'm an actor, right? And careful how you answer this because the last guy who answered it, things didn't end well.

Speaker 100 So

Speaker 1 tell me what you know about me as an actor

Speaker 58 zach

Speaker 1 yes sir you know i'm an actor first of all drop the sir shit i've been in a cabin with you now for two days you've heard me shit we've heard uh hank with his night terrors oh i didn't you

Speaker 1 you you know i'm an actor right zach i do what

Speaker 1 Have you seen me in?

Speaker 50 I really enjoyed Kangaroo Jazz.

Speaker 1 Yeah, okay.

Speaker 59 All right. Here we go.

Speaker 56 He's a real one. Confidence back.

Speaker 51 Fuck you, Che.

Speaker 100 All right.

Speaker 1 Here is our strategy.

Speaker 1 Bowers in the second round. Now, I know.

Speaker 1 Listen, I know, I know, I know. Darren Waller.

Speaker 12 We're open.

Speaker 1 I know. I know I said Darren Waller a few years ago, and that really fucked people over.
But he was like going through a divorce. He was divorcing that very attractive woman from the WNBA.

Speaker 1 Chelsea Plum. And I think it was like personal stuff.
I didn't see that coming. And also, we didn't know at that time how bad a quarterback Daniel Jones was.
This was not information that we all knew.

Speaker 19 We thought

Speaker 1 the Giants' office knew something that we didn't, and we were very wrong about that. Bowers in the second,

Speaker 1 Jaden Daniels in the fourth.

Speaker 1 That is where that is where we live. Now, it may not happen.
Again, you got to be open to intercoursing with any of these players, any of them. Okay.
We could wait for Bo Nicks.

Speaker 1 We could wait for Jalen Hurts. What's up, Max? Okay.
This league that we're in is so unpredictable. These people are nuts.

Speaker 1 I just,

Speaker 1 there's so much talent in rounds five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 George Pickens, DK Meck, Jameson Williams, Trev Hen Hendrick, all these people, Matt Goldman, Golden.

Speaker 1 There's so much talent a little later in the the draft this year.

Speaker 58 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Especially with

Speaker 74 wide receivers.

Speaker 1 But I do want to tell you: a reason why our draft hinges on Jaden in the fourth, we can't take him in the third, is that I really believe Jaden Daniels is going to break all QB records this season.

Speaker 1 I think he's going to have

Speaker 1 5,000 passing yards. 5,000.
Yeah. Wow.
I think he's going to have 1,600 rushing yards.

Speaker 32 Jerry, I hate that you've put me in this position, but I have to push back a little bit. Does no Terry scare you?

Speaker 1 You don't think he's going to be there? I think he is. Yeah, so do I.

Speaker 2 I think he's going to be there. Okay.

Speaker 59 So we're good.

Speaker 32 1,600 rushing yards.

Speaker 52 Well, would we want to draft him earlier if he breaks all the records?

Speaker 1 I know, I don't,

Speaker 1 because you just can't waste that third pick.

Speaker 1 There's too much talent.

Speaker 32 If he breaks every quarterback record, has 1,600 rushing yards, 5,000 passing yards, we will win our league if we have him.

Speaker 1 I know, but I also think we can't waste that third pick on him. Listen,

Speaker 59 I work with AI.

Speaker 1 Adam Schefter does not. Dylan Schefter May, younger.

Speaker 1 Like all of the programs that I use, and I pay for all of them,

Speaker 1 say that

Speaker 1 you got to wait to the fourth ground to draft him.

Speaker 59 Okay.

Speaker 1 Let's start with the AFC East.

Speaker 1 Hank and means are both here.

Speaker 71 Yes.

Speaker 1 Not really feeling anyone in the AFC East. Like, not one player in the AFC East.

Speaker 17 In the entire AFC East.

Speaker 1 Let's start with Miami. Yeah.

Speaker 19 Bad team.

Speaker 32 This is your fifth. Let's start with.

Speaker 1 This is my issue with Miami.

Speaker 50 I'm an actor.

Speaker 1 Zach. I'm an actor, right? Yes, sir.

Speaker 29 I'll hit you with the sir again.

Speaker 1 A movie is funded through its star. Like, a movie gets its funding.
Like, how much is the budget of a Tom Cruise movie? Wow, it's hundreds of millions of dollars. He's the biggest star.

Speaker 1 Big cat, if you yawn again during my preview,

Speaker 1 really, like, I'm going to go.

Speaker 43 But you need to let me know when we're starting.

Speaker 1 A movie gets its funding through its star. So, Tom Cruise gets

Speaker 1 hundreds of millions of dollars. You know, a guy like me,

Speaker 1 it's like hundreds of thousands of dollars if I am the star of a film.

Speaker 2 You get paid more for the Mountain Dew job.

Speaker 1 My problem with drafting anyone at Miami is that

Speaker 1 the star of that movie,

Speaker 1 it's so frightening watching that team. And I don't want to get dark here.
I don't want to start off on such a

Speaker 1 dark footing, dark web shit. But

Speaker 59 it's...

Speaker 1 Is it just me or is it scary watching Dolphins games alone?

Speaker 59 It's a little scary. It's a little scary.

Speaker 43 I think they're going to be bad.

Speaker 1 But it's scary because at any moment, something bad can happen.

Speaker 32 And their coach is like longing for the sweet embrace of death before the season starts.

Speaker 1 It's, yeah, I mean, I don't think Tyreek will be a dolphin.

Speaker 1 You know, the computers, I use AI, are really telling us to draft Waddle. And I think that has to do with them knowing Tyreek isn't going to be there.
And

Speaker 1 so we may take Waddle like in the seventh, which would be a steal.

Speaker 65 Okay.

Speaker 95 Buffalo.

Speaker 1 First of all, I'm really sorry to be a little

Speaker 1 sacrilegious here.

Speaker 51 Hard knocks is really bad this season.

Speaker 1 It is a bad season.

Speaker 1 We were here at Camp Barstool listening to Hank and his Night Terrors, so I didn't watch this week's show, but

Speaker 1 wow, is it boring? And it's really making me not...

Speaker 1 Like, typically I watch Hard Knocks and I'm like, oh, I got to get that guy. Got to get

Speaker 1 gotta get Ocho Cinco, gotta get, uh, you know, fall in love, gotta get the Baltimore defense. You like fall in love with people, but

Speaker 1 I, it makes me not want to draft any of them. And by the way,

Speaker 1 first of all, like, the highlight was, it's so funny. I was thinking about this podcast.
The highlight of Hard Knocks so far has literally been prayers for DeMar.

Speaker 1 He was praying, like, 10 minutes of that one episode was him

Speaker 1 praying on the field. Did you see that? Yeah, it was, I was like, wow, they should call this episode prayers

Speaker 109 for DeMar.

Speaker 1 Oh, you know what? Here we go. Name me three

Speaker 1 wide receivers from Buffalo.

Speaker 32 Khalil Shakir, Keon Coleman, and

Speaker 32 right.

Speaker 1 So it's like tough.

Speaker 32 What's his name? Mac? Mac

Speaker 32 Collins? Mac Collins?

Speaker 1 You know, he's a Patriot.

Speaker 1 It's that guy Hamler that's been featured. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, KJ Hamler. Like the scooter storyline, it's not really holding it for me.

Speaker 1 can't, it is a testament to how good Josh Allen is because he's making magic with.

Speaker 32 I actually think Khalil Shakir is a pretty good player.

Speaker 2 I do too. And they also do have good tight ends.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but two of them, so this is a fantasy preview. You can't, like, if anyone,

Speaker 1 if there's like a group of people catching balls,

Speaker 1 you can't do that.

Speaker 1 For some reason, the computers really want us to take Ray Davis in the 10th round.

Speaker 32 Are you running the same or is a computer?

Speaker 12 Yeah, what the hell's going on?

Speaker 1 I'm trying to be open to the universe. And I hear a lot about AI and people saying it's doing bad things, but I think there's some good things that it's doing.
And

Speaker 1 I'm actually asking football fans in here, why is it telling me to draft Ray Davis?

Speaker 1 Why does the computer have such a hard on for Ray Davis? Was this before Cook maybe signed all his teams? Maybe.

Speaker 1 Because I've been off the grid while I've been here at Camp Barstool.

Speaker 1 The The Jets memes. I'm so sorry.
I am a Jets fan, and Big Cat has been warning me all season, and it's just gotten in there.

Speaker 1 You know, when someone says something about a player, and it's just like, it just, it's like a brain worm. You know, it's like RFK.
It just sits in there.

Speaker 32 That's your boy, right? You met him.

Speaker 100 You're friends.

Speaker 1 I told you that privately.

Speaker 1 This is for not for the show, not for air.

Speaker 67 Dr. Bing-Bong.

Speaker 1 just to let you know, when there were injuries last year, I kept lefting, I kept leaving voice messages just for PFT, a big cat

Speaker 1 for anyone else getting upset here at this podcast who may or may not have nightmare.

Speaker 32 I think you diagnosed seven different players with AIDS in private voice messages, kept calling them up.

Speaker 1 Hey, Dr. Bing Bong here.
Um, yeah, what occurred was a clean rupture, uh, as we all saw, and uh, Pozingus has a terrible disease.

Speaker 67 Um,

Speaker 1 Memes, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 Anything with Justin Fields, it's just not happening. And I know we just watch videos from camp and clips, and everything gets clipped.
I'm here at Barstool, everything gets clipped, but

Speaker 1 we can't with Justin Fields this season. I'm so sorry, memes.
Nate, you want to jump in here at all?

Speaker 79 I disagree with this. I think he's top 10 fantasy football.

Speaker 51 Wow.

Speaker 51 Top 10.

Speaker 59 Yeah, I mean, I actually had top 25 last year. Well, that no, I don't totally disagree with the rushing.

Speaker 75 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, nor do I, but like a memes, is is Jerry a racist? No, no, no, no, no, no, are you?

Speaker 12 No, I

Speaker 1 just think a quarterback has to rushing is great, but I think they also have to have the ability to pass the ball as well. Um, what is the negativity surrounding Brees Hall? I can't understand it.

Speaker 1 Is it a contract dispute? Is he upset with Braylon? What is happening there?

Speaker 79 Uh, I'm not really sure. He's trying to prove it, but Braylon Allen is also a monster.

Speaker 1 So, Braylon Allen is currently going in my computer draft in the 12th round. So, that is someone who's probably going to be on our team.
Okay.

Speaker 1 So, I know I said no one from the ACEs, but maybe Braylon and Waddle.

Speaker 51 And Ray Davis.

Speaker 1 No, I was just throwing that out.

Speaker 35 Patriots, Hank.

Speaker 1 Can you hear me, Hank?

Speaker 40 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do you are you on a mic? Nope.

Speaker 75 He's laying down.

Speaker 116 Come and have a seat. Come on.

Speaker 73 He's saving his energy.

Speaker 104 Come and have a seat. Come on.

Speaker 108 Come on.

Speaker 32 Factor fiction, you were laying down.

Speaker 91 The only seats are bunk beds.

Speaker 91 Okay.

Speaker 19 So I did not have night terrors.

Speaker 1 Hank, come and sit here. Come on.

Speaker 32 Come on, Hank. Let's go, Hank.
The people want it.

Speaker 32 Listen, love him or hate him. Hank makes the show better.

Speaker 22 He always does.

Speaker 4 Is this?

Speaker 2 Yeah, hit it, Jerry.

Speaker 1 Is it a smelling salt? Hit it, Jerry. I've never done a smelling salt.
Hit it.

Speaker 25 So right up to your nose.

Speaker 1 Just like, I've never done a smelling salt. Yeah.
First of all, is it addictive? Does it have addictive properties? You promise? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I've never done it.

Speaker 65 Okay.

Speaker 1 I gotta take my glasses off. Is this gonna fuck me up?

Speaker 75 No, we'll all do it.

Speaker 7 Okay.

Speaker 1 Just snip it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 God.

Speaker 108 Fuck you, Steven Chase.

Speaker 1 Stephen Chase, such an asshole.

Speaker 51 Oh, God, oldie is a little weird, too.

Speaker 8 You want some more? Also, no night terrors. That was just slander, libel.

Speaker 51 All the above. Wow.

Speaker 17 I get it, Kettle.

Speaker 1 I get it, George. Okay.

Speaker 65 Yeah, yeah, of course.

Speaker 59 I get it.

Speaker 1 Please, please, please, please.

Speaker 1 Please. All right, so Patriots.

Speaker 33 I get it.

Speaker 56 Okay, let's start with Patriots.

Speaker 1 Patriots.

Speaker 2 Let's start with the Patriots.

Speaker 1 Hey,

Speaker 1 congrats on Drake. Thanks, Jerry.
Drake May. Drake

Speaker 1 May. B

Speaker 69 Drake

Speaker 39 May. B.

Speaker 32 Oh, I like that joke. Drake B.

Speaker 114 Maybe.

Speaker 58 Maybe.

Speaker 1 That was a joke I worked out of my head. God, these smelling salts fucked me up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's going to have a good season. Oh, listen, Hank, I do want to apologize to you.
This is like not even a joke.

Speaker 1 Watching Beach House, Summer Beach House, and all that stuff, you know, the theme has been Nikki Smokes inappropriately touching

Speaker 1 people.

Speaker 1 When we went to that DraftKings opening in Scottsdale, you guys invited me. It was super fun.

Speaker 1 The Beck Gala. The Bet Gala, yeah.

Speaker 1 Looking at some of those clips, I didn't think I was like being inappropriate with you. Hank, I was really inappropriate with you.

Speaker 39 Yeah, extremely.

Speaker 32 Ruptured his ear.

Speaker 1 There was so much touching.

Speaker 81 First of all, I think

Speaker 8 his ears were gyrations.

Speaker 32 I was told you ruptured his ear. No, no, no.

Speaker 59 You were rock hard.

Speaker 1 No, he had a head cold.

Speaker 1 Admit you had a head cold.

Speaker 8 I couldn't hear for at least 12 hours after that.

Speaker 8 Until my ears popped.

Speaker 1 I do want to apologize.

Speaker 1 I was inappropriately

Speaker 1 behaving with you. That was wrong of me.
We should get Ronan here. We should talk about it.

Speaker 12 I agree.

Speaker 1 But I forgive you for blaming me for your earache.

Speaker 1 Oh, you know what, Hank?

Speaker 78 Tell us.

Speaker 8 Can you admit that I also did not have night tears?

Speaker 1 You don't have night tears. It's a bitch.

Speaker 32 Mike gets so mad when you accuse him of talking to somebody.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 39 Take it down or not.

Speaker 8 Well, I don't know. I get rattled.

Speaker 1 I know, but it's a podcast.

Speaker 78 Like, calm down.

Speaker 59 It's fun.

Speaker 1 What is this, Grit Week?

Speaker 58 Calm down.

Speaker 1 I listen to every show, guys.

Speaker 1 Tell us about Trayvion

Speaker 1 Henderson because I'm really interested.

Speaker 8 He's having a good camp. I think they're going to be splitting.

Speaker 8 Splitting.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's my problem, is the committee backs and in the team.

Speaker 8 They're excited about it. Heming and Ramadre are both excited to split rushes.

Speaker 8 Whatever the team needs, they're excited to do. I don't think it's good for fantasy, but it's good for the team.

Speaker 1 But let me ask you, like,

Speaker 1 when there's a committee backfield, from a fantasy standpoint, that's not good. Correct.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 I think we're going to stay away from them. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 I also like New England committee backfields, I just don't touch. Good for the team, bad for fantasy.

Speaker 32 What about digs?

Speaker 1 Is he gonna be ready?

Speaker 39 Yes, Tucsie ready. Oh, yeah, he will be ready.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, because there was like, and I know I've been off the grid for a couple days, there was like some conflicting reports between head coaches and

Speaker 33 actual receivers.

Speaker 8 Tuesday Goblin, he'll be ready.

Speaker 94 Okay,

Speaker 1 he's a he's a possibility. He's a wide receiver one, he's a star.
Um, a little little nervous.

Speaker 50 You get good value with things.

Speaker 33 Good value.

Speaker 1 A little nervous about coming back from that injury.

Speaker 1 All right, let's move on to the AFC North.

Speaker 58 That was a great time, Hank. Thanks.

Speaker 50 Back to bed.

Speaker 1 Don't have night terrors.

Speaker 1 What do you think? All the time.

Speaker 71 Papa.

Speaker 12 Papa. It's burning, Papa.

Speaker 71 It's burning.

Speaker 12 Papa, no, I'm sorry.

Speaker 100 Papa, please.

Speaker 40 Papa, no.

Speaker 59 Guys, did you hear that?

Speaker 75 Let's go to the ASC North Ravens.

Speaker 1 Man, it's so funny. I said this last season.
A guy I work with just keeps telling me he's a Ravens fan, and he keeps telling me Zay Flowers is small.

Speaker 1 And he puts up great numbers, but I can't draft Zay Flowers because it's just like that RFK worm that gets in my head.

Speaker 1 Not drafting Mark Andrews because he's got low T,

Speaker 1 low targets.

Speaker 1 Lamar is up there, but I got to tell you, I just really feel like Jaden is going to break all the records.

Speaker 32 I don't like that. I don't like that you're putting all that on Jaden.

Speaker 1 I feel like it's going to happen. Let's move to Pittsburgh.
If DK is there on round five, we're taking him.

Speaker 1 He is going to have another.

Speaker 1 I mean, he's going to get a thousand-yard season. He's going to have 10 TDs.
We're also going to draft. Caleb Johnson, this rookie running back out of Iowa,

Speaker 1 because he's in that Arthur Smith offense. They're going to be running it.

Speaker 1 Caleb Johnson.

Speaker 89 Yeah. Oh, you want to hear.

Speaker 1 This is.

Speaker 1 Caleb is with a K, by the way.

Speaker 1 Not a C.

Speaker 1 Do you know what Arthur Smith's dad invented?

Speaker 10 FedEx.

Speaker 1 How did you guys know that?

Speaker 32 Because we're friends with Arthur Smith. He's probably listening right now.

Speaker 89 I have no idea.

Speaker 1 I was in a complete state of shock. I just want to say, I mean, I know we're not a FedEx podcast.
Are we like anything like a UP, any of the any of them? Postal Service.

Speaker 91 Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 I won't say anything good, but I love that FedEx office. It's a really good place.
You can drop your package off, the stickers on.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Arthur Smith. Why does he even need any of this stress? His dad invented FedEx.

Speaker 26 It's kind of the beauty of it. He loves ball.

Speaker 32 Good looking guy, too.

Speaker 67 Great-looking guy.

Speaker 56 Oh, here we go.

Speaker 31 Chin is back in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 32 He should do do a soul patch yeah

Speaker 51 me no arthur smith oh

Speaker 1 that's artie smith i don't i don't do any uh facial hair because this is all white under here and i look like uh santa claus and i just hate it it just really ages me i look as old as like dante

Speaker 67 um

Speaker 1 okay cincinnati uh the bengals If we miss Bowers in the second, which very easily could happen,

Speaker 1 Chase Brown is just such a stud. He is such a stud.
Again, we're being open to the universe. If we miss, we're not going to panic if we miss Brock in the second.

Speaker 1 Chase Brown, I think he'll be a top five RB.

Speaker 1 He's just,

Speaker 1 and by the way, when you had Coach Gruden on and he was talking about that offensive line, it just made me so excited, so wet.

Speaker 92 Wet,

Speaker 50 yeah, just cut that part out.

Speaker 58 He's smelling salt. My bringing in his life.

Speaker 32 I do think there might be some truth to that, that one of the Bengals'

Speaker 32 ways to combat their bad defense is going to be run the ball ball.

Speaker 1 100%.

Speaker 1 100%. And that's what we look for.

Speaker 1 I do want to say the computer's really telling me to take T. Higgins in the third, okay?

Speaker 1 But he's going to miss five games. And we all know that.

Speaker 63 He got paid, though.

Speaker 1 Sorry? He got paid.

Speaker 1 I know, but are you telling me that he misses games? Because he's like, I mean, if you're.

Speaker 17 I'm kind of telling you that.

Speaker 1 Oh, the Browns are interesting to me.

Speaker 1 First of all, since we've been here at camp,

Speaker 1 Judkins has been,

Speaker 1 what's the word? What's the word?

Speaker 32 Acquitted? No-build?

Speaker 1 I don't think he was acquitted.

Speaker 32 I think it was no-build.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no. No-build.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 106 I think so, yeah.

Speaker 1 So that's exciting. He's just, he's going to really move up.
I haven't had access to internet while I've been here, but he's going to be moving up. That's someone we should really look for.

Speaker 91 Okay.

Speaker 1 You know who really tries every season? Jerry Judy, man. He just tried.
He really tries.

Speaker 1 I don't.

Speaker 1 He's a little streaky. He has such off-games.
Oh, this is an interesting statistic, a little bit of a steal. Cedric Tillman in the last few games of the season

Speaker 1 was averaging over 10 targets a game. It's food for thought.

Speaker 12 Food for thought. Okay.

Speaker 24 Who's the quarterback?

Speaker 1 You tell me.

Speaker 32 Was it DTR? It was Jameis.

Speaker 59 Oh, last season.

Speaker 1 That was maybe, probably Jameis. That sounds like Jameis.

Speaker 1 It sounds like Jameis.

Speaker 19 But

Speaker 1 I know as a fantasy expert, I'm supposed to know this, but who's this? Was anyone named a starter? Flacco. Flacco is definitely the stars.

Speaker 29 I feel good about that. Yeah, I do too.

Speaker 1 AFC South. Jacksonville.
Oh, Jacksonville is really interesting. Brian Thomas is such a fun pick in that second

Speaker 1 first or second round.

Speaker 1 Coach Duval is,

Speaker 1 he's going to make him a top five

Speaker 1 wide receiver. I'm really, I'm, is it just me or are you also excited for Coach Duval to be in Jacksonville? Yeah.

Speaker 33 I think Travis is going to be good this year.

Speaker 73 He's stepping into his throws now.

Speaker 1 Oh, I have a question, though. Will Coach Cohen.

Speaker 1 Travis Etienne was a bummer last season. He is a steal.
He's going like in like the seventh round.

Speaker 1 What are you about to say?

Speaker 55 Yeah, I think it's going to be a running back by committee, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it is a running back by committee, but Coach Cohen did

Speaker 1 between the smelling salts and Che in my head.

Speaker 91 Bucky Irving, sorry to bring up a Tampa Buck, but oh, oh, we have a Buck fan here.

Speaker 1 What Coach Cohen did for Bucky last season, could that happen to Travis? Because if that's the case, Travis going in the seventh is. Yeah.

Speaker 51 All right.

Speaker 32 What do you think about the other?

Speaker 32 What do you think about Travis Hunter?

Speaker 104 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 I kind of want to... You know what it is?

Speaker 1 I have a feeling we're going to be watching Jaguars games this season. I have a feeling we're going to be watching that offense.

Speaker 1 I just.

Speaker 1 I have a feeling Coach Duval is going to do for Jacksonville

Speaker 1 what he did for Tampa last season.

Speaker 1 I like Travis in the second. It's fun.

Speaker 32 Do you get points for Travis Hunter interceptions and tackles if you draft him as wide receiver?

Speaker 80 It's so funny.

Speaker 1 That's such a great question.

Speaker 51 Great question. Great question.

Speaker 15 I think the answer is no.

Speaker 32 I think it's probably no, but it is a great question.

Speaker 1 So good. I can't believe I got great questions.

Speaker 56 All right.

Speaker 67 Colts.

Speaker 1 God, since we've been here, I've had limited internet access. I just saw Stephen

Speaker 1 or somebody in the papers.

Speaker 1 It may have been, who's the post-apologist? Stephen

Speaker 1 Nache Miller.

Speaker 1 Stephen what? Miller?

Speaker 10 No,

Speaker 1 who's now the political commentator who's on ESPN? The Smelling Salts comment. Stephen A Smith.
Stephen A. Smith.

Speaker 1 I think said,

Speaker 1 you swear there's not like an addictive personality to those smelling salts.

Speaker 35 I'm not going to be like on the street corner and be like, please, let me get a smelling salt your neck, please.

Speaker 1 Wow, you got Smelling Salts fantasy preview this year.

Speaker 61 Yeah, you really did it.

Speaker 1 I think it was him that said that the Colts are purposely tanking for Arch Manning. Am I getting that correct?

Speaker 77 Somebody said it.

Speaker 56 Somebody said it.

Speaker 1 I don't know if I believe that.

Speaker 76 Shane Seyken's going to try to keep his job.

Speaker 1 But since we've also been here, Daniel Jones has been named,

Speaker 1 which I'm so sorry makes me think the Colts are tanking for Arch Manning. I mean, guys.
Wouldn't the tanking move be maybe Anthony Richardson?

Speaker 1 Look, first of all, I should not be sitting here as your fantasy manager. I have to admit to you, I know you guys don't pay much attention to our starting lineup.
I think some of your

Speaker 1 employees do.

Speaker 1 I drafted Anthony Richardson. Oh, we know.

Speaker 59 I know. Oh, no, no, no.

Speaker 110 We're very aware.

Speaker 1 And you really should have fired me. You should have fired me on the spot.
I thought

Speaker 1 I don't make bold predictions about quarterbacks. Like when I'm...

Speaker 73 Jaden Daniels break all the records?

Speaker 12 Every record.

Speaker 32 You said every record.

Speaker 1 All right. this season, I'm doing last season.
I thought Anthony Richardson was going to break like a lot of records.

Speaker 62 Okay,

Speaker 32 I don't like that, Jerry.

Speaker 1 Yeah, these smelling salts are really messing me up.

Speaker 1 Oh, I got to tell you something.

Speaker 1 The Ursae daughters are now all running that team, correct?

Speaker 1 Our intercourse guy here, Zach. Zach,

Speaker 1 you're a celebrity now.

Speaker 1 Are you on mic, Zach?

Speaker 1 Jerry, this is live.

Speaker 28 What do you mean it's live? We're live.

Speaker 52 We're streaming right now.

Speaker 103 You guys keep saying that.

Speaker 1 That's your big joke. Is that something offensive in our cabin?

Speaker 58 Dang, we're live that one.

Speaker 1 It's already scary to see the blood drain from it.

Speaker 1 Hey, guys, I'm a little high right now from smelling salts.

Speaker 1 Now I'm in the paranoia. Now I need smelling salts again because I'm starting to get the DTs.

Speaker 1 Give me one more hit of smelling salts, please.

Speaker 67 Um,

Speaker 1 Zach, you have to start to date one of these Ursae girls. Like, now that you're an intercourse, or our intercourse guy on the show, you've uh

Speaker 1 like it's it's so funny.

Speaker 1 The Hunt daughters, beautiful, really fun on uh, really fun on uh

Speaker 37 The Ursae girls,

Speaker 1 you've that's our goal. It will be so fun.
That is how we get, that's how this podcast gets

Speaker 56 into an owner's box.

Speaker 1 Zach, you've got to date one.

Speaker 37 You've got to, I'm telling you how you do it.

Speaker 1 You follow them on social media, okay?

Speaker 54 You

Speaker 1 like maybe say something about them. We, it's positive, has to be positive.
We don't do that nagging shit. I know a lot of these fucking young guys, neg women.

Speaker 1 I know this because I have daughters and all they do is nag, neg, neg. Say something positive.

Speaker 1 I think these Ursa ladies are doing a great job. Pick one out.
Let's pick one out. One who's single, maybe through a divorce, someone who's looking for love.

Speaker 1 Like, pick them out and single them out and say, hey, you're doing a great job. Then DM them that clip and just say, hey, thinking about you, keep up the great work.

Speaker 89 And then.

Speaker 104 Love that.

Speaker 1 Zach,

Speaker 1 intercourse guys are what?

Speaker 54 Open

Speaker 91 to

Speaker 50 the universe. Yes,

Speaker 29 nailed it, Zach.

Speaker 1 We're open to the universe.

Speaker 35 You're a quick learner.

Speaker 1 Love it.

Speaker 1 You know, those like Hunt daughters, they look great, but they're not like making decisions. Person ladies are making decisions.
That's how we get to.

Speaker 77 She wears a headset?

Speaker 25 Also, might be married.

Speaker 1 Probably married.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the computers are really trying to tell me to draft this backup for

Speaker 1 Jonathan Taylor, DJ Giddens.

Speaker 10 Giddens?

Speaker 91 Giddens.

Speaker 1 They say he's a monster.

Speaker 1 He's got Alec Pierce.

Speaker 99 Huh?

Speaker 1 Alec Pierce.

Speaker 32 Wide receiver.

Speaker 51 Okay.

Speaker 32 Any value?

Speaker 1 I'm so sorry. I don't.

Speaker 32 Not familiar.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I don't.
I don't.

Speaker 88 Okay.

Speaker 1 You're a fan of CJ.

Speaker 1 Okay. He's got a program for that.

Speaker 1 Houston. Got to tell you, hot take here.
This is called part of my take.

Speaker 1 I think CJ is going to regress even more.

Speaker 54 Even more. Even more.

Speaker 1 Wow. Now, listen,

Speaker 1 I don't like to say that because they have that new offensive coordinator,

Speaker 1 Nick Kaylee. Nikki Kaylee.
Nick Kaylee.

Speaker 1 Nikki Haley.

Speaker 51 No, it's not Nikki Haley.

Speaker 1 That's the

Speaker 1 presidential candidate.

Speaker 1 Wow, those smelly salts were open to the other. No, Nikki Caley.
He's the Rams Patriots. He's a Patriots guy, right, Hank?

Speaker 77 Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 So that, like, when I see a change, when I see a change in offense, I'm like, oh, what's going to happen here? He's going to change something. But he doesn't have any receivers anymore.

Speaker 1 He's got Nico, and that's it.

Speaker 1 I just think he's going to regress even more.

Speaker 1 And you know what really bothered me about him? I'm bringing a little bit of my personal issues, and I'm going to bring it about this, keep it about this podcast.

Speaker 1 Do you remember when he big-brothered Caleb after he came last year? That really annoyed me. Like, CJ, who do you think you, you're not allowed to big brother somebody?

Speaker 1 I mean, even Caleb was like, dude, what are you talking about?

Speaker 89 When he was like, hey, man, just you be you.

Speaker 1 Just keep painting your nails, bro. Like, don't let the haters get you down.

Speaker 39 You know,

Speaker 61 you want to cry in the stance.

Speaker 35 Go cry in the stance.

Speaker 58 Go love your mommy.

Speaker 56 It's cool, man.

Speaker 61 Like, just keep your head up. It's cool.
It's cool. All right.

Speaker 1 All right, man. Like,

Speaker 71 it's not okay.

Speaker 24 It really bother me.

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Speaker 1 Oh, this is the Titans, okay?

Speaker 1 We're still in the AFC South. Sorry this is taking so long.
I'll speed it up. We don't have to draft any Titans because they're all available on waivers after

Speaker 38 good call.

Speaker 1 AFC West, Denver is so interesting to me.

Speaker 1 That Cortland Sutton is such a solid fourth, fifth round pick.

Speaker 1 Bonix leans on that man.

Speaker 1 If we miss Jaden, we're open to the universe. Bonix

Speaker 89 is

Speaker 1 he's going to have a monster season. So we're not going to panic if we miss him.

Speaker 1 What's interesting is the backfield in Denver because J.K. Dobbins, who was their

Speaker 1 RB1 for all right for all purposes

Speaker 1 had nine touchdowns last season and I know he's old and like Che really tried to talk me off of JK

Speaker 1 similar to his Saquon take last season but it might be interesting to take JK and RJ

Speaker 12 to have that Denver backfield

Speaker 1 RJ being that the rookie, the central Floridian guy.

Speaker 1 Evan Ingram is also interesting if we miss Brock in the second,

Speaker 1 oh, he had the number when he had that 100-yard game against the Bears last season. Also, you know what?

Speaker 1 If you live in a household where you're only allowed a certain amount of quarters every Sunday, you know, Sunday, Monday, Thursday, Sunday, Monday.

Speaker 1 Let's say you get like three quarters a week, like Thursday through Monday. That's it.

Speaker 1 The flexed teams, you really get like two quarters of those teams because it's usually Sunday night.

Speaker 67 And

Speaker 1 I mean, like just a hypothetical, your wife watches 90-day fiancé on 90s, so you go to the other TV and your wife is occupied, so you don't have to like

Speaker 1 entertain her or sit with her. You can hide because she's like, she's locked in.
Yeah, she's like taking a hit off the vape and watching 90-day fiancé and like doesn't want even want you there.

Speaker 1 And so you can get like two quarters of whatever the Sunday night free football, yeah, Sunday night game is and I think Denver's gonna get flexed a lot this season so um

Speaker 1 I like Denver um Raiders

Speaker 1 shaved head Brock is gonna be our guy I think it's different yeah second second round um I know again I was wrong about Darren Waller apologize you know he was going through that divorce with a WNBA player

Speaker 1 I don't judge people physically, but she's attractive. You know, pay them what you owe them.
What were the t-shirts? Pay us what you owe us. Yes.

Speaker 117 What was the t-shirt?

Speaker 32 Pay us what's ours.

Speaker 1 I didn't see that shirt on the Barsfield store. Yeah.
You didn't have that. A lot of Saratoga gear.
You had a lot of

Speaker 1 on there. Maybe shirts that say, stop throwing dildos.

Speaker 7 I don't know.

Speaker 1 Spitballing here. Cut that part out.

Speaker 1 Ashton Gentee, of course, there's no secrets there.

Speaker 1 He's really going to move. He might even be top three after that hit against that Niners.
Remember the preseason? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Just trucking people.

Speaker 32 Should have won the Heisman.

Speaker 51 We always said that.

Speaker 1 Oh, you know what? I'm actually proud of the Raiders this season.

Speaker 1 They immediately got rid of that

Speaker 1 finger in the butt guy.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You know, and by the way,

Speaker 58 we never heard what they did.

Speaker 1 You know, I shouldn't say that. Yeah.
Allegedly.

Speaker 65 Allegedly.

Speaker 1 We never heard what he did. But I got to tell you, they made, like, media made it seem like he put his finger in another man's penis.

Speaker 58 Yeah, right.

Speaker 32 Am I like, no, no, no, he kept saying it was weird, it was really weird, yeah. And he has a track record on camera during games of checking the oil, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 So it made me think he was like in a shower, because like if somebody like, what's the thing where you like tap people? Like

Speaker 1 sack tap, like

Speaker 1 that's not like weird.

Speaker 75 No, no, it's like just guys being dudes.

Speaker 32 Yeah, it's like it's the straightest thing you can do.

Speaker 1 But they made it seem like he like went up to someone in a shower and just went like goosed them yep yeah but like literally like yeah they also had a clip of him where he was sniffing his finger do you remember that clip like happening it was really so i'm proud of the raiders for for uh doing that um

Speaker 1 for getting rid of him uh danta thornton seems to be someone who keeps coming up on my i think it's just on x that i see him dove climb keeps like showing clips of him is dove climbing a person no we i don't think no i don't think he ever was but the former Dove Clyman sold his account to the new Dove Clyman.

Speaker 1 So is it like an AI?

Speaker 21 It feels that way.

Speaker 1 I just wish it wasn't in my feed so much. Should I unfollow it?

Speaker 7 I mean, mute Dove.

Speaker 32 Oh, you know what? I'm going to mute him right now. Okay.
Start a movement. Mute Dove.

Speaker 1 I do have a theory about rookies.

Speaker 29 I'm going to stretch real quick.

Speaker 17 I just don't worry. My back is just locking up.

Speaker 1 If you fucking yawn, big shit.

Speaker 30 I'm not yawning.

Speaker 55 I'm having a great time.

Speaker 47 My back is locking up.

Speaker 115 These are hard chairs to sit in.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I do have a theory about rookies at the Raiders, okay?

Speaker 1 And it's because...

Speaker 52 It's like our halftime. This is a halftime, you know? It's like

Speaker 43 a three and a half hour game. You need a halftime.

Speaker 1 We're not even like a quarter done.

Speaker 1 I do have a theory about rookies at the Raiders. I think they are going to thrive, okay?

Speaker 1 Because Chip Kelly has been in the college game and he knows how to talk to these young guys. And Pete Carroll.

Speaker 1 Pete Carroll, yeah, but Pete Carroll has been in the pros for a while, yeah. But he knows how to talk to guys, I know, but fantasy is an offensive game, and I think I'm trying to make a point here.

Speaker 1 Chip Kelly, I think, is going to know how to talk to these rookies. All right, um,

Speaker 74 okay, wow, Kelly's done very well in the NFL.

Speaker 1 Sorry, Kelly,

Speaker 1 I didn't mean to interrupt you.

Speaker 31 No, Chip Kelly's done very well in the NFL.

Speaker 1 Um, okay, I'm not gonna say anything rude about people. Uh,

Speaker 1 oh, Chargers, I have a question, Chargers, who is the oh yeah, Shane?

Speaker 1 I was actually talking to Shane about this yesterday.

Speaker 1 Shane's gonna get on mic.

Speaker 1 Who is the wide receiver one with the Los Angeles Chargers?

Speaker 99 Ladd.

Speaker 33 Laddie.

Speaker 1 Okay, so Ladd draws Sertan from the Broncos. He draws

Speaker 1 McDuffie from the Chiefs? I don't think so. I think he's mostly working out of the slot.

Speaker 38 Okay. Like a Cooper Cup type of.

Speaker 1 So who draws... draws.

Speaker 1 I mean, like

Speaker 1 the AFC West is

Speaker 1 a stacked division. Who

Speaker 1 some sort of announcement. It wasn't like an earthquake or anything, right?

Speaker 32 No, they're calling somebody the mess hall, I think.

Speaker 1 It doesn't,

Speaker 1 like, who draws the McDuffies and the Surtans? If they're working on the outside, we got a rookie, Trey Harris, out of Ole Miss, or Key Andre Lambert Smith.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, hearing that, Lad becomes more attractive to me.

Speaker 25 I do have a problem with Lad McCunky.

Speaker 1 You guys did suggest that we drafted him last season, and we did. And he did extremely well for us.

Speaker 1 So great call on that.

Speaker 1 That said, he's now going in like...

Speaker 1 I think he's going in the third round, right?

Speaker 1 I think he's going in the third round.

Speaker 1 I I feel like I'm like an elderly person walking into Starbucks for the first time. It's like, coffee, I can't pay for it.
We bought him in the eighth round.

Speaker 1 It's like, coffee's $5?

Speaker 73 What?

Speaker 116 It was a nickel.

Speaker 17 We need to get us into a dynasty league.

Speaker 1 I don't do that, dynasty. I don't even know.

Speaker 25 That would have been a fix to it, you know, picking someone.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I just feel like with Lad, it's like...

Speaker 32 Part of the thrill of Ladd last year was you felt like you were getting a great deal. Yeah.
Like, I'm so smart.

Speaker 58 Price gone up.

Speaker 116 Price has gone up. Now he wants to see it.

Speaker 1 Now you pay for it. Yeah.
Take him in an early round. It's like, go home and get your Shinebox, dude.

Speaker 92 Nice.

Speaker 58 Get him.

Speaker 1 If we get

Speaker 1 Brock and we get Jaden,

Speaker 1 if we get our dream team, we're going to be RB hunting in the fifth round. And if Amarian Hampton is there, it's going to be really exciting.
Shane is also nodding his head.

Speaker 1 Oh, God, is Slater going down going to affect Justin Herbert at all, you think?

Speaker 103 I would say so.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I would say so as well. So

Speaker 1 that's a problem in drafting

Speaker 1 Justin.

Speaker 1 I also like Amerion because

Speaker 1 his competition

Speaker 1 only has one eye.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I'll keep an eye on Najee, but

Speaker 1 you just got to keep your focus on winning.

Speaker 32 How many Najee Harris-themed fantasy names are there going to be this year? Probably a lot.

Speaker 1 Actually, Najee should be a he should get traded to Tampa.

Speaker 109 He should be a Buccaneer. We're Petro

Speaker 71 Raider.

Speaker 1 I'm just not seeing Najee do anything.

Speaker 51 They run at the Eye Formation.

Speaker 67 Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink.

Speaker 115 Can we get a laugh track for some of these?

Speaker 1 Chiefs, we're only going to drop Xavier Worthy. Sixth round.
Such a steal.

Speaker 29 Rashi Rice.

Speaker 63 Who's that laugh memes?

Speaker 7 That was a good joke. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Rashi,

Speaker 1 is he going to be 100% coming back?

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 32 So is he going to be on the field 100% of the time?

Speaker 1 They say he might be ready week one. That's what was happening last time I had internet.
But

Speaker 1 I'm crazy that he got into it, that it was friendly fire that injured him. Oh, let me ask you something.
You've been tweeting all week.

Speaker 44 Yeah, we've also been here for like maybe 24 hours.

Speaker 1 You've been online most of the time. Help me out here.
I haven't had sleep. I'm high on smelly salts.

Speaker 100 uh

Speaker 1 oh let me ask you something you have a season-ending injury okay yeah you hate season ending injuries if it comes from one of your teammates that is it like does it hurt more yeah it hurts more definitely it hurts more for the person who injured him right like mahomes got to be mad at himself oh

Speaker 1 i i have a hot take on uh

Speaker 1 tight ends at um at the Kansas City Chiefs, and I want to be careful how I word this because I know it's scary.

Speaker 1 First of all, I listened to your Taylor Swift interview, little upset that your Taylor Swift interview didn't really respond to me being the fantasy manager, wasn't sure if he was a real AWL, but responded very positively to Adam Schefter being the fantasy manager.

Speaker 1 Um, that was very funny. Um, I was really angry that I saw the amount of views that other sports end quote podcasts got because they had music stars on their podcast.
And

Speaker 1 it's like

Speaker 1 it's not a sports podcast anymore.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Like, you're not allowed to say we're the number one sports podcast.

Speaker 1 You're going into like

Speaker 1 you're going into music. So, I want to ask all AWLs, um,

Speaker 1 and I've got your back. I sign things if you send them to me.
Like, I'm like an AWL. Like, let's really like memes, help us out.

Speaker 50 What do we do?

Speaker 1 Do we retweet this? Do we retweet this?

Speaker 2 Subscribe to the to our YouTube.

Speaker 1 Subscribe to YouTube. How do we beat that fucking podcast with this fantasy preview? This is a real sport.
What we're doing is sports here. Yeah.

Speaker 32 As real as it gets.

Speaker 1 This is sports. We're not entertainment.
It's not music. We're not dropping albums

Speaker 1 and like dates that we're dropping albums. It's like this is sports.
What means, what can we do to make this the number one? What can the AOLs do to help?

Speaker 106 Subscribe, resubscribe, unsubscribe.

Speaker 108 Subscribe to the YouTube.

Speaker 5 But also, Jerry, look into that camera, your camera, and just tell people to subscribe.

Speaker 106 Hey, please.

Speaker 58 Very passionately.

Speaker 1 Please subscribe and repost this. Let's make this the number one sports podcast.
We're really doing sports here. Okay?

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 42 That was really...

Speaker 12 I felt that.

Speaker 1 I have a theory about tight ends at the Chiefs. They went through drastic weight loss.
A lot of athletes going through drastic weight loss.

Speaker 1 They post a lot on social media of them sweating and working out, and they're on the cover of like health magazines and all that stuff. Guys, we know they're using

Speaker 1 nar,

Speaker 1 we know they're using prescribed drugs to lose weight, right?

Speaker 89 Undoubtedly.

Speaker 54 Who?

Speaker 56 People who have had...

Speaker 108 Kelsey?

Speaker 1 They're coming to camp.

Speaker 101 So I don't know if Kelsey's on Zepic.

Speaker 1 You think they just naturally lose weight these days?

Speaker 32 Do you think Kelsey was ever fat?

Speaker 1 A storyline has been that he's come back super in shape and all that stuff. Are you telling me

Speaker 12 every football might have worked out?

Speaker 1 You think it's simply just working out?

Speaker 66 Yeah, for a football player?

Speaker 12 Yeah.

Speaker 58 All right.

Speaker 56 Because I had a theory, I know people are on our Zempic.

Speaker 1 You eat less,

Speaker 1 it hurts like muscle mass and stuff.

Speaker 18 Like,

Speaker 1 you're not as strong.

Speaker 33 Right.

Speaker 17 Yeah, that's why I don't think he probably took it.

Speaker 32 I think he's probably still lifting weights. Yeah.

Speaker 104 Okay.

Speaker 1 Is he like, like, are those, are any of those people like pharma guys?

Speaker 51 That's a good point. Yeah.

Speaker 44 Good point. Okay.

Speaker 59 You got us there.

Speaker 59 You got us there. Mate.

Speaker 56 That felt good.

Speaker 4 That did feel good what you just did.

Speaker 67 All right, the Eagles.

Speaker 56 Where's Max?

Speaker 48 All right, we're going the NFC, guys.

Speaker 1 NFC East.

Speaker 116 I'm starting with the NFC right now.

Speaker 58 I can't be true.

Speaker 42 I am going to have to piss at some point, but that's fine.

Speaker 38 You want to go piss?

Speaker 56 No, no, no. I want to do...
Let's go.

Speaker 59 Let's rip the NFC.

Speaker 32 Piss dogs.

Speaker 1 Devonta in the fifth round is such a steal. I can't believe he's not getting more respect.
Oh, tell us about AJ's hamstring, Max.

Speaker 6 He'll be fine. This is Cam.

Speaker 1 Hamstrings are really frightening. I hurt mine water skiing yesterday, did not get up.

Speaker 1 He'll be fine.

Speaker 37 He'll be fine.

Speaker 32 I heard a funny story about A.J. Brown.

Speaker 32 I wish I brought this up to him on the podcast, but I heard that inside his house, the only pictures that he has anywhere in his house are of him playing football. That's pretty sick.

Speaker 32 And he's got him on all his TV screens, just playing highlights of A.J. Brown.

Speaker 32 That's actually exactly what you want from a wide receiver.

Speaker 17 That's like when, wasn't there a story like Kanye would invite people over to his house, he'd just play his album.

Speaker 87 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 32 Yeah, that's that is too much.

Speaker 2 Did you do that with standby me?

Speaker 32 One behavior, though.

Speaker 54 That would be cool.

Speaker 56 That'd be a baller move. Is that true, Max?

Speaker 32 A.J.

Speaker 6 Brown, better guy than Kanye.

Speaker 51 I'll say that. Well, yeah, but

Speaker 51 I was just

Speaker 59 a bad guy.

Speaker 51 Max.

Speaker 32 I don't think he's selling t-shirts with the ball.

Speaker 51 Don't get on the defensive.

Speaker 6 I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

Speaker 102 I'm defending my guy.

Speaker 1 Okay, the only thing scary about drafting Eagles is that we all know they're a great team. I'm not insulting you, Max, but we all know they're going to take serious leads.

Speaker 1 And then what they're going to do for the rest of the game is just have Saquon take the ball down to the 30 and have Elliott just kick three points. So Elliot is actually someone who we should draft.

Speaker 19 Cowboys.

Speaker 1 Pickens is our must-draft in this.

Speaker 55 Wow.

Speaker 32 I do love watching him play.

Speaker 1 I've got to tell you something about Pickens. First of all, he's a little

Speaker 1 want to say that. That's such a harsh word.
He's got, he's, he's. Screw loose.

Speaker 87 He's a live wire.

Speaker 89 But I want that. I want that.

Speaker 1 How exciting was it last season when AJ was like reading books? Like, that's what you want from a wide receiver.

Speaker 89 Yes.

Speaker 51 It's what you want.

Speaker 1 You want a little crazy. You want them stripping off in the middle of a game and saying, I quit, I quit.

Speaker 1 I had relations with your wife. You want that, you know?

Speaker 1 So, George Pickens is our must-draft in the seventh.

Speaker 32 Are you a little concerned about the fact that CeeDee Lamb's there, too?

Speaker 1 No, and I'm going to tell you why George Pickens is our must-draft, okay? I'm going to give you a list of who has been throwing to.

Speaker 29 Oh, I like this.

Speaker 48 This is good research, Sherry.

Speaker 1 One Mitchell Trubisky, okay?

Speaker 1 One Kenneth Pickett.

Speaker 89 One Mason Rudolph.

Speaker 1 Justin Fields.

Speaker 35 Great voice.

Speaker 1 And finally, the cherry on top is Russell Wilson. The man is due.
Yeah. The man is due.
You're right. The man is due.
I just love it.

Speaker 1 There's a rookie named Jaden Blue who's probably going to be the RB1 in Dallas. He's going in the 11th round.
Longhorn from Houston. This is his destiny.
Jaden Blue, we will be drafting.

Speaker 1 Do you want to go Wii Wee? No, no.

Speaker 91 Okay.

Speaker 33 Where are we at?

Speaker 56 We're at the Giants.

Speaker 28 I'm going to pick this up.

Speaker 59 No, no, I'm having a great time.

Speaker 58 Giants.

Speaker 58 Wait, wait, look at me.

Speaker 78 I'm having a great time.

Speaker 7 Okay, good, good.

Speaker 59 I look forward to this all year. Yeah.

Speaker 1 God, it's funny. Like, you really come down from smelling salts.
Like, you're up and you come down. You need other sad stuff, you know?

Speaker 1 Let's get it. Let's give Cherry another.

Speaker 6 Just for the record, smelling salts is not a drug.

Speaker 95 I'm just putting that.

Speaker 1 You swear it doesn't have addictive properties? No. So crazy if I'm in rehab.

Speaker 6 It is not a drug.

Speaker 1 It would just be such a bummer if my kids are crying, like, dropping me off, and my wife is like,

Speaker 1 just fucking go. Everyone's done with you.

Speaker 50 Just go.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 19 AWLs, make this happen.

Speaker 1 This is a real sports podcast.

Speaker 1 Steven Ch is in my head.

Speaker 1 Oh, God, it's Che, by the way. Sorry, I pronounced it incorrectly.
He corrected me just seven times this weekend.

Speaker 1 Giants, I was really hot on Tyrol Tracy and Scataboo just to have somebody named Scataboo on our team, but I can't do anything about the deal. That's vibes.

Speaker 1 Can't do anything with Russell Wilson throwing the ball. I can't even go to

Speaker 1 near Malik,

Speaker 1 near Malik. I will be interested when Jameis comes in.

Speaker 1 What are we guessing? Week four?

Speaker 32 They might go to Jackson Dark, but yeah, they might go Jameis. If it is Jameis, I would say probably week three, week four.

Speaker 1 Once Jameis is in there, whoever has,

Speaker 1 it's anybody's game. It's all those receivers, but I just can't wait for it.
Like, you don't want to start off 0-2, 0-3, waiting. Like, your team hinges on whether Jameis Winston is starting.

Speaker 1 Just can't do it. May pick up Jackson on waivers just for shits and giggles, like week three.
Cool. Commanders.

Speaker 1 Man, I got to tell you, PFT,

Speaker 1 you are really on one. I listen to every show.
You'll never remember this. About a month back, you said, Jerry, if you're listening, this rookie out of the commanders camp who's the running back.

Speaker 1 And since we've been here, Robinson is no more on the team.

Speaker 32 Well, he is probably going to be traded. He got deactivated.

Speaker 1 Tell us everything about this rookie. All right.

Speaker 32 Jakore Krosky-Merritt. He goes by the name Bill.
I call him Big, Beautiful Bill. And he is very smooth.

Speaker 32 He's a one-cut guy. He got one counter-run in the preseason game, took it to the house.
He's a great. I think he's going to be a great running back.

Speaker 32 And I talked to somebody at the commanders when we were there. I'm not going to say their name, but they're in a position that would know.

Speaker 32 They said this guy is the best running back that we have on the roster.

Speaker 94 He's talking about Adam Peters.

Speaker 32 I'm not talking about Adam Peters.

Speaker 1 Can he catch passes? Yes. He can.
Yes. Because that was my big issue with Robinson.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Then we're drafting him. Listen, when I got here, last time I had internet,

Speaker 1 he was going in the ninth round. Yeah.
He's probably going to be the sixth round.

Speaker 108 Now the problem is.

Speaker 32 Now the problem is it's gotten the hype on him has gotten so much that he probably will be overdrafted now. But if you listen when I told you, that was the time to buy on JCM.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but we didn't have our draft then. So

Speaker 1 I don't know what to say.

Speaker 1 NFC North, we're moving on.

Speaker 94 Oh, I think

Speaker 1 John Morton, their offensive coordinator, I think he'll continue the offensive greatness there.

Speaker 1 Looking like because we have the fourth pick, we will be taking Jameer Gibbs. We have a choice of Justin Jefferson or Jameer Gibbs.

Speaker 1 I think we're going to take

Speaker 1 Jameer Gibbs.

Speaker 1 It's so funny with Amon St. Brown.
He's going obviously in the first round.

Speaker 1 It seems a little pricey to me because I think you're getting almost the same value with Jameson, who's going like in the fifth round, Jameson Williams.

Speaker 1 So I think Jameson is one of those where we live in the fifth, sixth,

Speaker 1 like one of ours flowing, like open to the universe, open to intercoursing with

Speaker 1 anyone. And I think Jameson Williams will have double-digit TDs this season.
Okay, we got to talk about the elephant in the room.

Speaker 1 Um,

Speaker 32 we already talked about the Eagles.

Speaker 1 Now, listen,

Speaker 1 it's not funny. It's not funny.
Actually, no, no, uh, none of those jokes. I was known as the fat kid from stand by me, still am.

Speaker 1 People, when I'm in a bar and someone's drunk, actually, they just yell bing-bong at me, but they used to yell,

Speaker 1 they used to yell, fat kid from stand by me.

Speaker 35 Hey, come here, fat kid.

Speaker 54 I want a fucking photo with the fat.

Speaker 51 It's not funny.

Speaker 83 It's not funny. It's not funny.

Speaker 1 And it would enrage me. So I actually don't go for those jokes.

Speaker 1 And listen, Adam Schefter would never ask you these questions if he was your manager. Dylan Schefter would never ask you these questions.
And I have to ask, is Caleb Williams good at quarterbacking?

Speaker 52 We're going to find out.

Speaker 1 No, no, dude.

Speaker 1 This is the thing about a fantasy game. Yeah.

Speaker 35 We're going to find out.

Speaker 1 It's a yes or no question.

Speaker 19 He's going to be drafted late, and there's a chance with Ben Johnson he could have a great year.

Speaker 60 But I can't give you a definitive answer right now.

Speaker 60 Is he good at quarterbacking?

Speaker 1 Yes or no?

Speaker 53 I believe he is.

Speaker 66 Yes.

Speaker 59 I believe he is.

Speaker 48 But this is part of staying six out of 10 excited.

Speaker 2 I'm not going to say something crazy and be like, yeah, he's going to be insane this year.

Speaker 1 Well, then we can't draft.

Speaker 103 I just

Speaker 1 based on what you're saying, we can't draft anyone.

Speaker 53 What about late?

Speaker 1 They're saying Roma Dunes in the eighth, and that seems like.

Speaker 26 What about Luther burden late um

Speaker 1 if if your quarterback is a bad quarterback i'm not drafting any of them i agreed but he could be good you know what we never talk about on this podcast and i got to bring it up because this is a real podcast awls click subscribe please

Speaker 1 let's beat them We're on smelling salts. This is a sports podcast.

Speaker 1 But you know what we never talk about? What? Is that

Speaker 1 between the two of you, PFT won. Yeah, no, I know.

Speaker 32 It's It's one year.

Speaker 29 You never talk about it, though.

Speaker 32 One season, Jaden had a remarkable rookie season.

Speaker 1 How often do you think about the fact that PFT won?

Speaker 76 It's actually, it's kind of already, like, Jaden was so good that it was already decided it's more now

Speaker 81 that Hank could also win.

Speaker 1 Well, it will be interesting to see what Coach Johnson does for Caleb.

Speaker 1 Now, here's the thing. Jared Goff, he obviously, and quote, fixed Jared Goff, right?

Speaker 1 But Jared Goff had been to a super, like, Jared, how much fixing did Jared Goff need?

Speaker 1 Does Caleb Williams need more fixing than Jared Goff?

Speaker 32 You think that they should try to take Caleb Williams and change who he is as a person?

Speaker 56 Like, send him away.

Speaker 18 Well, there are some things he needs to be changed. Yeah.

Speaker 28 He needs to get the ball out faster.

Speaker 21 He needs to realize when he's going to take a sack and not run backwards.

Speaker 48 But I think he's going to have a good year. I can't tell you, I'm not going to be able to sit sit here and be like, Jerry, you got to draft him.

Speaker 53 If I felt that, I would tell you that.

Speaker 46 This is an open, we're open to the universe.

Speaker 115 We have a free-flowing conversation right now.

Speaker 17 I'm giving you my honest truth that I think he's going to be good, but I'm not going to sit here and be like, you have to draft him.

Speaker 1 How could you wear a bear's hat to the commander's facility?

Speaker 17 I don't know. I just had, I had like two hats that I brought.
It was that or a Cubs hat?

Speaker 91 Yeah.

Speaker 22 You think that was disrespectful?

Speaker 1 I thought it was really disrespectful.

Speaker 48 I don't think there's any, there's no right.

Speaker 26 if it were maybe like an Eagles hat, I think it would be disrespectful.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I didn't have a problem with it.

Speaker 14 Yeah, what does it matter?

Speaker 1 I went to see a Cubs game when I was in Chicago.

Speaker 109 I put on a Cubs hat.

Speaker 1 I've never rooted for the Cubs in my life.

Speaker 119 Okay.

Speaker 119 It's about

Speaker 1 respect. Respect.

Speaker 101 Respect. Hey, I'll take that note.

Speaker 32 I think it would be more disrespectful if this year I went to Bears Camp and I wore a commander's hat. That would be more disrespectful, I think.

Speaker 17 I wouldn't have a problem with that either.

Speaker 56 All right.

Speaker 17 Also, I don't really, I got to say, Jerry, I don't really think think about what hat I put on in the morning.

Speaker 22 Like, it's just whatever I brought.

Speaker 50 You knew what you were doing.

Speaker 29 I did not.

Speaker 48 I had like two hats that I brought on Grit Week.

Speaker 1 Let me ask PFT because it was, because it was your camp. I was fine with it.
But do you think Big Cat knew what he was doing?

Speaker 32 No, I don't. I think

Speaker 108 Big Cat had...

Speaker 32 I think Big Cat had two hats. He wore his football hat.

Speaker 70 Yeah.

Speaker 75 Okay.

Speaker 44 I do need more pardon my take hats.

Speaker 17 That is something that I've...

Speaker 32 got to work on it also led its way don't have any it opened up some interesting conversations because like when jaden saw big cat yeah he was like Bears, huh? And Big Cat was like, Yeah.

Speaker 32 And then Jaden had like a little smile on his face because he remembered the Bears game.

Speaker 16 So I actually kind of almost punished myself. Yeah.

Speaker 13 I was actually taking, like, I was in the Game of Thrones.

Speaker 43 I was doing the shame thing.

Speaker 14 I was doing the walk of shame.

Speaker 54 Okay.

Speaker 1 Still in the NFC North. Let's move on to the Vikings.

Speaker 1 Loving Jordan Addison this year. Yeah, he's getting a suspension for three games, I think.

Speaker 80 Yep.

Speaker 1 But it was DUI. Nobody was hurt, right? It was just.

Speaker 3 This one was for.

Speaker 32 It got downgraded. I think it was called Wet Reckless.
Okay, which is like you sounds like a water park. You got a DUI, but you have a good lawyer.

Speaker 1 But still, I think he could have a 10 TV season.

Speaker 17 That sounds like he pushed like a fat kid on a water park.

Speaker 66 Yeah, Wet Reckless.

Speaker 32 That's the Nikki Smoke special.

Speaker 57 I didn't mean to say fat.

Speaker 32 Let me ask you a question, Jerry, Mr. Fantasy Expert.
See if your computer can answer this one. Is J.J.
McCarthy good at quarterbacking?

Speaker 1 I don't think he's going to have a good season. Okay.

Speaker 1 I don't think he's going to have a good season. That said,

Speaker 1 just based on value and where

Speaker 1 high-end wide receivers are going, I do like drafting Jordan Addison. And I think that has something to do with his suspension.

Speaker 1 We're just getting a deal, you know.

Speaker 1 But I don't think J.J. McCarthy is going to have an incredible season.
I think it'll be

Speaker 1 okay, which is going to get me to my next pick that I'm interested in.

Speaker 1 Jordan Mason,

Speaker 1 I think is in the eighth round.

Speaker 93 It beeps up their offensive line.

Speaker 1 You know, I think Aaron Jones, who is older, I mean, senior is in his name,

Speaker 1 I think Jordan Mason will be taking over RB1 duties there. Okay.

Speaker 1 And also, you know what?

Speaker 1 I love the fact that they have, I love their cheerleaders. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I love what they do. Yeah.

Speaker 32 Just get everybody involved.

Speaker 28 We're open to the universe.

Speaker 24 We're open to the universe. I love that.

Speaker 1 And I want to support that. And I know some people, you know, are like,

Speaker 1 can't do that, but I like it. I want to be a part, I want to watch those cheerleaders.

Speaker 37 You know what?

Speaker 32 Anyone that gets mad that there's a male cheerleader, they're telling on themselves for never having watched football before. Correct, there's been dude cheerleaders for centuries.

Speaker 17 Yeah, there actually should be like a standardized test for people who are heavy into politics, yeah, that they have to take before they comment on sports.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's also, I do want to blame like the media, like the click media that we have now, because the photos they use are like

Speaker 1 of like the photo they use of that dude. It's like he's really like, hey, it's like,

Speaker 1 like, they can't use, I'm sure there's a photo, he's a very handsome man.

Speaker 1 I'm sure he's very athletic. Like, we actually have very similar hair, he and I.

Speaker 37 Like,

Speaker 1 if I took a photo, if you took a still of me right now and I was like, hey, like, they'd be like,

Speaker 1 like, look at that, look at Jerry. He looks

Speaker 1 so he looks something in that photo, you know.

Speaker 1 he's a real podcast

Speaker 1 yeah yeah real podcast they don't talk about this shit on that other podcast um

Speaker 1 so I want to support that um okay

Speaker 1 uh NFC North Packers Josh Jacobs could be could be one of our running backs he's such an unsung stud

Speaker 67 um

Speaker 1 I just love him. And no other receivers can't stand any Green Bay receivers except for this Matthew Golden guy who's going late, late, ninth, tenth round, and is going to be a stud.

Speaker 1 Um, okay, NFC West, Rams.

Speaker 1 Uh, I, I mean, I, I, I cannot pick up any players who uh Jimmy G may be throwing to. I just can't do it.
Yeah. So I think we're going to be passing on all Rams.

Speaker 12 Wow.

Speaker 1 I just, what do you want? I'm your manager.

Speaker 60 No, no, you're giving us the, we're open to the universe.

Speaker 1 That was such a funny episode when you were talking about we're now in the like spooky medicine. Yeah.

Speaker 46 holistic medicine, holistic medicine.

Speaker 1 It was so funny.

Speaker 1 Oh, I do have, I always tell you guys because you're my first loves, but um, I was after I came on here, I don't know if you recall, it wasn't sure if uh Matthew Stafford was going to come back to the Rams last season.

Speaker 1 So, in my fantasy recap,

Speaker 1 um, I said I listened to about 17 hours of Kelly Stafford's podcast to see if I could glean from her whether they were going to stay. And I said, I think they're going to stay.

Speaker 1 I was sort of ahead of it.

Speaker 67 Um,

Speaker 1 Kelly Stafford invited me to be on her podcast.

Speaker 54 Yeah, you did it, right?

Speaker 1 haven't done it yet.

Speaker 32 You should, and you should find out how healthy his back is.

Speaker 67 Um,

Speaker 51 Kelly is

Speaker 1 actually a pretty good podcast. It's about like, yeah, from the spouse's

Speaker 1 perspective, like football. It's like interesting.

Speaker 55 Will you be able to do it or you do it before or after Good Morning Football this year?

Speaker 51 Um,

Speaker 1 is that on the air anymore?

Speaker 78 No, I'm assuming it's, yes.

Speaker 67 Um,

Speaker 1 I, um,

Speaker 1 I didn't mean that as a slight. I wasn't sure if it was uh No, that's good.

Speaker 17 We're going to keep that in so you don't get invited back.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. I know everyone there.
You know, the guy who I knew who was there, I think Schraeger left.

Speaker 59 Yeah.

Speaker 1 A bunch of people left.

Speaker 1 So the people who were texting me to come do that show were not there. So

Speaker 1 I wasn't sure.

Speaker 1 Yeah, her podcast is called The Morning After, but it's like the morning after football. It's not like abortion related.

Speaker 51 Yeah.

Speaker 1 That would be crazy. Could you imagine if it was all like

Speaker 1 the morning after, like what to do, like

Speaker 75 abortion.

Speaker 80 Uh-huh.

Speaker 81 Oh, God, they'd have

Speaker 81 Ray.

Speaker 1 All right, so they'd have like Ray Carruth on. Yeah.

Speaker 32 Would you say, Kelly, is your plan B if you can't get on part of my tip? Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 But it is not, I just want to say, it's a great podcast. It's not an abortion podcast.

Speaker 1 Should we go to the bathroom?

Speaker 49 No, no, no, keep going. I want you to keep going.
I'm listening. I'm right here.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 NFC West, we talked about that.

Speaker 32 I got a lot of messages real quick.

Speaker 91 I had a lot of them.

Speaker 91 Ah, okay.

Speaker 32 This is so

Speaker 32 a lot from Dana Beers. I didn't know that Dana could write.

Speaker 34 All right, we're good.

Speaker 1 This is such a joke.

Speaker 59 Like, I'm a gymnastic. I want to know.

Speaker 32 NFC West, let's just say, let's just listen to this guy with the pissing.

Speaker 103 By the way, I'm hearing dribbling.

Speaker 1 You might want to check for another stone, dude.

Speaker 10 I mean, Jerry, you

Speaker 42 fly when you're on one of those flights where you have to take a piss, and you're like, God, this flight will never end.

Speaker 53 This is real sports, guys.

Speaker 1 This is a real podcast.

Speaker 1 In fact, I'm really asking the AWLs, make this number one. Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 59 Let's beat one.

Speaker 56 We love Jerry.

Speaker 1 It wouldn't be great if they had to like, if their numbers person was like, okay, so we were number two.

Speaker 1 This podcast, part of my take, Jason, remember you were on it last year. You were kind of hungover.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 they were number one. They were like like kind of coming after you, but not really.

Speaker 50 I wouldn't even worry about it.

Speaker 1 I think it was a one and done.

Speaker 1 Let's AW Wells, let's make it happen. And really, it means the only thing is to click subscribe?

Speaker 53 Can't they repost it?

Speaker 44 Tell someone, isn't it?

Speaker 55 Tell a friend.

Speaker 81 Take your girlfriend's phone, subscribe from her.

Speaker 1 So word of mouth? Like, what is this? The 1920s? Is this like a radio drama? Like,

Speaker 1 shouldn't there be like some sort of like repost or something?

Speaker 39 There should be a repost. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Niners are really interesting for fantasy. Ricky Pearsall is going to be the wide receiver one, and he's going as late as the eighth round.

Speaker 1 Hey, when are they going to stop saying he was shot?

Speaker 75 Never. Never.
Never.

Speaker 16 If you got shot,

Speaker 16 would you stop telling people that?

Speaker 1 Well, no, I'm not telling it. It's just like every game is like, and Pearsall with a pickup of 10 yards, that'll move the chains.
You know, he was shot in the chest. Yeah.

Speaker 59 Thank you.

Speaker 1 Gavin Newsome.

Speaker 71 Thank you.

Speaker 65 Thank you, Nancy Pelosi.

Speaker 1 Gavin Newsom's California. People get shot in the chest, but he lived, and that's a pickup for 10 for Pearson.

Speaker 32 They did kind of stop saying that Brian Robinson got shot. Yeah.

Speaker 86 Huh.

Speaker 14 Nancy Pelosi cannons.

Speaker 1 Actually, you know, I don't want to judge people physically, especially our political leaders, but you are absolutely correct about that.

Speaker 59 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And it's so funny. I look at that photo.
There's that one beach photo. Oh, yeah, the beach photo.

Speaker 103 Yeah.

Speaker 53 By the way, love our political leaders.

Speaker 1 They do a great job. There's a lot of turmoil.
So I do respect people

Speaker 1 for their political and mental acuity and prowess.

Speaker 25 But

Speaker 51 are those real?

Speaker 70 Yeah, I think so. They're real.

Speaker 46 I think they're natty heavies.

Speaker 1 Speaker Pelosi. That is incredible.

Speaker 12 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Incredible.

Speaker 1 I don't know why that

Speaker 1 her husband is like inviting guys into his house and stuff.

Speaker 35 That's a joke.

Speaker 56 Seriously theorists, that's a joke.

Speaker 1 He broke in. I'm joking.

Speaker 1 Juwan Jennings is too old. I'm so sorry, but he just is.
He's too old to draft.

Speaker 1 Not taking McCaffrey at all. We'll be picking up up Isaac Garendo because you know he's starting about 10 games.
Hey, what is German PRP? What is it? What is PRP? What does it mean?

Speaker 32 Platelet-rich plasma.

Speaker 99 What?

Speaker 32 They take your blood.

Speaker 117 What was the first word?

Speaker 58 Platelet.

Speaker 32 What does that mean? They take your blood, then they spin it around, and then they take the top stuff. That's the platelet, that's a plasma that's at the top, and then they inject it into you.

Speaker 17 It's got like makes you faster. Yeah, healing ability.

Speaker 1 So it's got healing abilities. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We're still not drafting Christian McCaffrey. Okay.

Speaker 1 Cardinals.

Speaker 32 Retirement rumors went away pretty quick on Christian.

Speaker 54 The walls.

Speaker 1 I can't do it, guys. I'm sorry.
Okay. I can't do it.

Speaker 1 Cardinals, NFC West. If we need a cute quarterback, if we've missed everybody, Josh Allen, Jaden, Bo Nicks.
Kyler Murray's a fun pickup.

Speaker 27 Is he?

Speaker 54 Yeah, he was a top 12 quarterback.

Speaker 108 He's like fun to watch.

Speaker 1 Cannot draft Marvin Harrison again. That was another mistake I made last season.
He was maybe our second-round pick. I'm so sorry about that.
That's okay.

Speaker 1 I just don't think he can do much with McBride there. McBride is interesting as always if Brock and Kettle are gone.

Speaker 32 Just for the record, we'd like to state that we are a pro-Marvin Harrison podcast.

Speaker 81 Oh, I know you're afraid of him.

Speaker 56 We're allowed to.

Speaker 108 No, I'm not afraid. I resisted.

Speaker 108 I'm not at a car wash.

Speaker 1 We don't have to worry about any of that stuff. I'm just saying I'm allowed to, as a fantasy expert, say, look, I think he would say, I was disappointed with my numbers last season.

Speaker 1 This isn't like, this isn't like a, I'm not like, this isn't like a fight at a car wash.

Speaker 115 What's the worst that could happen?

Speaker 32 His dad shoots you?

Speaker 18 Then we could say, Jerry O'Connell, nice pick.

Speaker 75 He got shot in the chest.

Speaker 1 You know what? I would love to draft Connor, but I just think he's too old. He is a stud.
I can't do it. Seattle, NFC West.

Speaker 1 You know,

Speaker 1 do I want to draft JSN?

Speaker 1 Yeah, can I watch Sam Dernold throwing to him? I'm not sure I can. I mean, JSN is going to have a 1,200-yard season.

Speaker 1 Oh, fullback alert.

Speaker 1 They drafted a fullback. Robbie

Speaker 91 outside sounds right.

Speaker 1 Can't draft

Speaker 1 any of their running backs. They just get injured so much.
Kenneth Walker.

Speaker 32 Jerry, they run out of the eye formation. You know who can't do that? Najee Harris.

Speaker 73 You like that?

Speaker 32 Pipe it in. Pipe it in.

Speaker 51 Yeah.

Speaker 45 It's good.

Speaker 1 Such a good one.

Speaker 1 Hearing about this rookie, Tori Horton out of Colorado State.

Speaker 1 I don't don't know if Dove Climbing made me look at him, but like hearing he's like, fucking, that robot is in my head.

Speaker 1 Fucking Russian misinformation. What a joke.

Speaker 1 But hearing that he's getting all the wide receiver two reps, Tori Horton, rookie.

Speaker 1 And my friend who's a huge Seattle fan keeps saying you've got to draft Elijah Arroyo, that tight end. But I was wrong about Darren Waller, but he was getting divorced from that snitch.

Speaker 33 That That what?

Speaker 1 Snitch. She snitched out.

Speaker 17 She said

Speaker 1 Caitlin Clark wasn't in the meeting. Yeah, yeah.
That's right. That was some snitch stuff.
Yeah, that was snitch. And then Tried to say it was a joke.

Speaker 86 Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's snitch.

Speaker 77 That's snitch behavior. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Behavior, sorry. Still, like, attracted, throws the football extremely well.

Speaker 91 Zach?

Speaker 1 Yeah, you got to get a pay us what you owe a shirt on the barstool store. You just have to.
Yeah. That's got to happen.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Panthers, NFC South. You know what? I want a couple Panthers on our team this year.
I want to watch them.

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 51 Don't you want to watch them? Absolutely.

Speaker 1 It could be T-Mac, man. He's going to be a top three.
I think he's going to be a top three

Speaker 1 wide receiver. I know I mispronounced his name last time I was here.
Tetoria. Yeah, just go T-Mac.
T-Mac. Tetoria.
I think it's Tetoria.

Speaker 1 And you know what?

Speaker 1 I'm messing up everyone. Chuba, Chubba.
Yeah, Chuba.

Speaker 51 Chuba. Chuba.

Speaker 93 You can kind of choose your own adventure on that one.

Speaker 10 Chew. Chubba.
Chubba. Chububa.
Chuba.

Speaker 91 Chubba.

Speaker 1 Chubba. Chuba.
Are you sure it's Chuba? Chuba. I don't like to to do those like

Speaker 51 Chuba.

Speaker 1 Chuba. Chuba.
It really did annoy. It still annoyed me.

Speaker 1 It's like when people yell, like, hey, fat kid from stand by me. It really, like,

Speaker 32 hey, don't do that.

Speaker 47 Wait, is this my camera?

Speaker 17 Don't, do not say fat head from stand by me when you see Jerry O'Connell.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 1 The bing bongs are so fun. By the way, about, I'd say a month after I...
violated Hank,

Speaker 1 finally my wife was like, what the fuck? Who is what is this fucking Mr. Bing-Bong thing? What is it?

Speaker 1 I mean, we'd be like at the dentist, and like a dental assistant would be like, You go to the dentist with your wife?

Speaker 1 Yeah, sometimes we go in for a dual cleaning. Okay,

Speaker 21 like a dual massage.

Speaker 1 Well, you get like a group on.

Speaker 1 Chubba. Chuba.

Speaker 32 Chuba.

Speaker 103 Chubba is going to have

Speaker 1 a good season. And Coach Gruden saying they're O-line really got me wet.

Speaker 30 I'm not.

Speaker 1 Also, about Carolina, you know they're going to be coming from behind, so their offense is going to be really fun. Buccaneers.

Speaker 1 God, I wasn't feeling Mike Evans, but Che told me that Mike Evans is going to break that record, and that's going to be their priority on the team.

Speaker 1 So, all right, Mike Evans, I thought he was a little long on the tooth. We're definitely drafting Amika Egbuka, pronounced that correctly, that rookie out of Ohio State.

Speaker 1 He's he's going like in the eighth round.

Speaker 1 Chris Godwin, here's a trick. We're drafting Chris Godwin.
I like that. I'm going to tell you why.
Why? He goes right on our IR and we need an extra player week one. Okay.
We're drafting him.

Speaker 1 He's like going really late because he's injured.

Speaker 38 And I think that offensive coordinator,

Speaker 1 Gizzard.

Speaker 32 You've been talking too much to Che.

Speaker 56 Grizzard.

Speaker 24 You're all over the place.

Speaker 1 This is a cool name. I think he's going to do a good job.
I think the Tampa offense will

Speaker 81 stay there.

Speaker 116 And Love Baker, who's going in the 12th, man. Yeah.

Speaker 1 If we miss everybody.

Speaker 77 Saints.

Speaker 1 Wow. What a quarterback competition going on there between Shonuff and Rattla.

Speaker 51 Heating up.

Speaker 1 None of them.

Speaker 1 Kendra Miller is an interesting waiver wire pickup because I don't think Alvin Kamara is going to finish the season. I think it's just going to be like

Speaker 1 after three or four games and be like, I got to, I'm not doing this anymore.

Speaker 59 Falcons.

Speaker 51 He's going to win what Michael Thomas did.

Speaker 56 I'm just like, yeah, I'm not feeling it. I'm just done.

Speaker 87 Hey, listen, I get it.

Speaker 1 Like, if you think no one's watching, it's like, why am I risking? Why am I doing this? Who am I doing this for?

Speaker 1 Drake London, a little inconsistent

Speaker 1 for my taste. Bijan, obviously, everyone's drafting him.

Speaker 1 And the computers are not feeling Michael Penis. Okay.

Speaker 1 That's it, guys. That's my fantasy preview.

Speaker 51 Wait.

Speaker 104 No, Kyle Pitts?

Speaker 58 No.

Speaker 1 I'm staying away from the Falcons. And you know what? Kyle Pitts, two seasons ago,

Speaker 1 not our Darren Waller season, but we drafted Kyle Pitts, let down, lets us down every year. I'm not falling for it again.

Speaker 33 Open to the universe.

Speaker 1 A Fuma can't be fooled again. I know I'm supposed to be open to the University of Kopits.

Speaker 32 You're not open to the Universe with Pitts.

Speaker 1 I'm not open to the Universe with Kyle Pitts.

Speaker 32 What were your most important notes that you made? Because you do have a lot of red pen markings on these pages.

Speaker 1 That was

Speaker 1 if changes happened after I printed it out. I was at the hotel and the hotel printer made made you pay 10 cents a page.

Speaker 32 You didn't go to Kinko's? FedEx Kinko's?

Speaker 56 I thought you liked it.

Speaker 47 Why didn't you read this line?

Speaker 17 No butt stuff on the Raiders, no butt stuff with my wife either.

Speaker 29 You a butt guy, Zach?

Speaker 71 Yeah, that was.

Speaker 1 How's she doing?

Speaker 71 My wife?

Speaker 24 Yeah, respectfully.

Speaker 74 Well, we're like married and stuff.

Speaker 104 It's going well.

Speaker 1 Our kids are older. My kids are...

Speaker 1 They're 16, so they're like coming home a little ways.

Speaker 32 She's doing really well financially.

Speaker 87 Your wife.

Speaker 32 You guys have separate bank accounts, but financially, she seems like she's killing it.

Speaker 1 These notes are so funny.

Speaker 69 Okay.

Speaker 76 Eyes

Speaker 26 parentheses, both of them are important for football and life.

Speaker 73 I was under the Nazi Harris notes.

Speaker 101 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 I was just thinking, like, just thinking about Najee stuff. The eye formation was the best, though.
You win as always, PFT. But it's funny, my kids are 16, so it's the summer.

Speaker 1 They've been coming home like lit up, like wasted.

Speaker 1 And like, rehab is calling. It's so funny.
They're so annoying too. Like teenagers, like, I'll tell you what teenage girls do.
They come home. It's 1 a.m.
They run to their rooms.

Speaker 1 My wife has passed out.

Speaker 1 And I'll be like, hey, girls, what's going on? And they're like, we're in the bathroom.

Speaker 37 Like, don't come in here.

Speaker 1 And I'll be like, okay. And then I'll hear like,

Speaker 1 and I'll be like, girls, are you okay? And they'll be like, we have food poisoning.

Speaker 61 And I'll be like, you know what, fuck, like, why are you lying?

Speaker 84 And they're like, gas station sushi, leave us alone.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, hey, guys, it's the fucking fucking lying that makes me so angry like stop with that. Oh god another time I went to pick up my fucking drunk daughters at a party.
They called up

Speaker 1 I know this isn't a very CPS friendly show, but um

Speaker 1 I went to they called up and they were like dad come get come get us so I came to a party. They were there.

Speaker 1 I have to walk into a teenage party, which is like already like predatory, you know, and I have to be like, hey, have you seen the O'Connell girls?

Speaker 1 And then like, you know, it's like an episode of like

Speaker 1 euphoria where some kid on fentanyl is like pointing to like a rave room.

Speaker 116 And I have to be like, girls, girls.

Speaker 1 And like my one daughter came out and she was like, you know, our other daughter's in there. And I'm like, well, fucking get her.
Like, and my one daughter was like, I'm not drunk, dad.

Speaker 1 I haven't been drinking. And I was like, okay, I didn't ask you.
Just go get your sister. And then they drag out my other daughter.
It's like something from like a Vietnam movie, carrying her out.

Speaker 1 And we get her in the car.

Speaker 1 And then I'm like, where's the car? And they're like, we left it at the first spot. And I'm like, all right, well, we got to go get the car.
We can't leave it on the street overnight.

Speaker 1 It'll get broken into. You know, thank you, Gavin Newsome.

Speaker 1 Thank you, Ricky Pearcell.

Speaker 1 Afraid of getting pierce all on the street, you know.

Speaker 1 I'm joking, everyone. That's not my views, obviously.
Oh, Nancy is.

Speaker 51 Yeah.

Speaker 59 Booyah.

Speaker 1 But my other daughter was like, what are we doing?

Speaker 65 And I was like, we're going to pick up the car.

Speaker 1 You said you weren't drinking. And she was like,

Speaker 84 God, I'm faded, Dad. Okay, I'm fucking faded.

Speaker 1 And I guess that means high these days. So it's like a nightmare in my house.

Speaker 1 I have kids who are seconds away from, I don't know, maybe I'll send them to that outdoor thing where they put kids in the wilderness with no phones and

Speaker 29 have them eat twigs.

Speaker 59 By the way, we didn't cut Jerry short because if you look, the Falcons was only two lines.

Speaker 1 I really knew at this point you'd be like, let's wrap it up. I got to go do the yak.
I got to go do the yak.

Speaker 101 Yeah. All right.

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Speaker 1 This is a poem.

Speaker 15 Jerry, before you start.

Speaker 1 Fucking interrupt my poem.

Speaker 7 I'm having a great time.

Speaker 1 This is a poem.

Speaker 32 Thank you for doing this. Yes.

Speaker 92 Thank you.

Speaker 1 This is a poem

Speaker 1 for Zach.

Speaker 1 Zacky, Zaki, Zaki.

Speaker 1 This is a poem for the man who works so hard and deserves all of his rosas.

Speaker 1 Zackie, Zaki, Zaki, this is a poem for the man who would take a bullet for the streamer Las Posas.

Speaker 1 Zach, who the fuck is that?

Speaker 98 Los Polos?

Speaker 1 Yeah, great streamer.

Speaker 1 Zacky, Zaki, Zaki, you have awesome takes, video game knowledge, and just the chillest of hangs. Zacky, Zaki, Zaki, all of this, and he has still never stepped foot inside of a P.F.
Chang's.

Speaker 85 Got to try those lettuce cups.

Speaker 1 Don't interrupt me.

Speaker 1 Zacky, Zaki, Zaki, you talk about all the hot button issues, and never do you ever tiptoe. Zackie, Zaki, Zaki, we especially love it when you drone on and on about crypto.
It's not real money.

Speaker 1 You can comment on that.

Speaker 79 I agree. All right, not too much.

Speaker 1 Zacky, Zaki, Zaki, the boys put you to the test, and with flying colors, you passed. Zacky, Zaki, Zaki, you are a star on a show that will never be as good as the tennis podcast.

Speaker 92 Facts.

Speaker 1 Zaki, Zaki, Zaki, you made it to the big time, making all these big time monies, Zackie, Zackie, Zaki, and yet you still walk into McDonald's with your very own chicken nuggets.

Speaker 51 B-Y-O-N.

Speaker 1 Zackie, Zackie, Zackie, many of your Mount Rushmore picks have not been busts, but they have been booms. Zackie, Zackie, Zaki, all that said, you're still really bad at buying costumes.

Speaker 80 It's not your thing.

Speaker 1 Zackie, Zackie, Zaki, we watch as you gracefully navigate a disagreement or navigate a spat. Zacky, Zaki, Zaki, we watch as you awkwardly go for a hug after Baker Mayfield signs your stupid hat.

Speaker 1 That was weird, man.

Speaker 99 It was a good hug.

Speaker 86 That was weird.

Speaker 51 Embrace.

Speaker 1 Zackie, Zaki, Zaki, you came into the show with guns blazing, shooting off all your phasers. Zacky, Zaki, Zaki.

Speaker 1 But no matter how hard you try, Time magazine still thinks you aren't as good as men and blazers.

Speaker 91 They got rapport.

Speaker 25 Yeah, they do.

Speaker 1 Zacky, Zaki, Zaki, yes, you made it to the big time, and now you're rolling in all the dough, Zaki, Zaki, Zaki. And you still keep in touch with mommy, who listens to you on every single show.

Speaker 50 What's up, mom?

Speaker 1 She may want to mute this next part.

Speaker 1 Zacky, Zaki, Zaki, you're loved by the AWLs across this nation and all of the cities. Zackie, Zaki, Zaki, having thoughtful and totally legal takes, unlike that pedophile that fucks titties.

Speaker 1 Zackie, Zaki, Zaki, yeah, Times, you're the the guy driving this train. You are the conductor, Zacky, Zackie, Zacky.
That's all fine and dandy.

Speaker 1 But what we really want to know is, did you fuck that Pilates instructor?

Speaker 1 They're Bendy.

Speaker 1 Zacky, Zackie, Zaki, sorry if we're getting a little dirty. We know you like to keep it clean, Zacky, Zackie, Zacky.
We just want to know, did you get to fuck that instructor on our Pilates machine?

Speaker 1 Huh? Did you fuck her? Did you fuck her?

Speaker 50 We went on one first date and we just went on a date. Hug in, hug out.

Speaker 1 Not what we want to hear, Zach. We want to hear touchdowns.
This is the fantasy football preview. Touchdowns, points, points, points, six points.

Speaker 91 Okay? Yes, sir.

Speaker 37 Yes, Jerry.

Speaker 12 Oh, no. Yes, Jerry.

Speaker 1 And then we want it on that Pilates machine. Open to the universe.
Do you understand me? And listen, if it doesn't happen here, we're what, Zach?

Speaker 109 We're

Speaker 109 open to the universe. Yeah, baby.

Speaker 1 Zacky, Zaki, Zacky. So while at first you came off as quiet, demure, and even a little shy, Zackie, Zaki, Zacky, you will forever be a part of PMT

Speaker 1 and only known as our intercourse guy yeah

Speaker 35 thank you jerry

Speaker 48 jerry that was the best one you've done that was the best whole fantasy preview that was we've been doing it for what this i this got to be like five or six years now help us out awl this come on the best one you did

Speaker 43 i look forward to it every year uh you're the best jerry and uh All we had to do was pay $4 million to come out here and do fantasy previews.

Speaker 1 It's five.

Speaker 49 It's not true.

Speaker 29 All right, we love you, Jerry. Love you guys too.
Love you guys.

Speaker 35 Give it up for Chicago.

Speaker 106 Sebastian Maniscalco's new stand-up special, It Ain't Right, is now streaming on Hulu.

Speaker 12 30 years ago, Jeff Bezos, complete nerd, Bezos now, ripped to shreds on his super yacht, and the boxes keep

Speaker 40 coming.

Speaker 106 Watch Sebastian Maniscalco, It Ain't ain't right.

Speaker 32 Now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus for bundled subscribers.

Speaker 70 Terms apply.

Speaker 28 Okay, let's wrap up.

Speaker 19 I tried to find Jerry.

Speaker 55 I don't know where he went.

Speaker 55 Hopefully he'll come in for the end for Firefest.

Speaker 45 God damn, was he good for his fantasy football?

Speaker 32 He covered it all.

Speaker 10 Yeah. Great to talk about it.

Speaker 19 I do genuinely love it.

Speaker 17 It goes long and people will be like, oh, you guys lost interest halfway through.

Speaker 115 We didn't.

Speaker 32 We just have to fuck with Jerry halfway through. He was great.
Jerry, he had done the work. He had sheets and sheets of notes.
I wish that he had told all of his jokes because he cut out too cold.

Speaker 29 How about the jokes I read off his sheet after?

Speaker 32 It's crazy.

Speaker 1 He had some real jokes.

Speaker 51 What was the Zach on?

Speaker 20 Something about butt stuff.

Speaker 50 I think there was a joke about butt stuff.

Speaker 19 Yeah, and then there was the, it's important to have two eyes in both football and life.

Speaker 75 Yeah, no,

Speaker 32 he could have done 15 minutes of pure Nausea Harris material. Yeah.

Speaker 20 So hopefully he comes back.

Speaker 14 It's also just been so much fun just living with him this week.

Speaker 29 Like, I watched him sleep for about 45 minutes this morning because I woke up before everyone, and it was beautiful.

Speaker 32 He's so peaceful.

Speaker 25 And angelic, and just fun to have around.

Speaker 32 Jerry's a big hold court in your underwear guy. Oh, yeah.
He'll stand in the middle of the room in his underwear, just holding, just talking to everyone.

Speaker 31 He walked over to my bed and just was standing.

Speaker 2 I was laying in bed, so I was basically just staring directly at his penis.

Speaker 44 And he was just having a casual conversation with me, and it was great.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 19 Great friendship.

Speaker 12 All right, Hank.

Speaker 8 I mean, it's been a great week at camp. Very fun.

Speaker 8 Just my body, I'm old. My body's sore.
Me and PFT played.

Speaker 8 We can maybe send some clips.

Speaker 8 We played the worst game of tennis of all time, and I couldn't move the next day.

Speaker 91 Yeah.

Speaker 8 It was fun, but it was ugly.

Speaker 59 Yeah, you were.

Speaker 2 Wednesday, you were...

Speaker 60 Like, I literally.

Speaker 48 Hank was either doing an activity or laying down.

Speaker 51 Yeah.

Speaker 60 Like, he kept on, like, every time he was laying down, I was like, Hank, what are you doing?

Speaker 17 He's like, I'm saving my energy.

Speaker 32 How much time did you spend on the blob yesterday, Hank?

Speaker 8 The blob, we had a blob session with the producers and some of the behind-the-scenes people after the campshoot was done where it took me like

Speaker 8 six times to actually land on the blob to get blobbed. I kept hitting it and falling off.
And you have to climb back up.

Speaker 8 And it was right before everyone's like, we need one more person who's got to do it because it's hard. It's like everyone tries, but it's like, you know, probably 10% people actually get blobbed.

Speaker 8 And Shane and Fasoli, I felt like a huge pussy too. This is another kind of firefights.
I finally got on, and then I was like, I got really scared. I was like, what's about to happen to me?

Speaker 8 Like, Fasoli and Shane are about to launch me. Like, what if I land on my neck? Like, what if I land backwards? And then I just backflopped.

Speaker 88 And now my back hurts really bad, too.

Speaker 27 But it was fun.

Speaker 49 I went, Shane, Shane and Fasoli did good work. Yeah.

Speaker 17 I mean, the blob, you guys were having a ruckus time.

Speaker 5 Shane was doing Jeff Hardy moves moves off the blob.

Speaker 51 Yeah, yeah

Speaker 32 Hey, Oldie just chanting blob find Jerry O'Connell tell him to come in here

Speaker 32 I think he's the one on the next side with the voice.

Speaker 25 What do you mean?

Speaker 44 He's on cam with the Yeah, go tell him tell him just go tell him to come on.

Speaker 8 I need that hat Oldie, can you do that for us?

Speaker 29 Yeah, I will. Thank you.

Speaker 99 Do I stop as hearing?

Speaker 10 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 60 Oh, wait, wait, wait, yeah.

Speaker 54 Okay, I'll just say time up if something happens.

Speaker 8 Oh, is he doing drop a pin?

Speaker 2 Yeah, but he's got, we, PFT's got to go.

Speaker 19 He can go back on his business.

Speaker 80 Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Speaker 8 Oldie's wearing a hat that says busy, busy, gotta go. Oh, man.

Speaker 114 He's gotta go. He's got it all here.

Speaker 29 Yeah, and tell him he can go back.

Speaker 61 Yeah, there we go, oldie.

Speaker 99 Sometime, he's gotta go. He's gotta go.

Speaker 83 Gotta go.

Speaker 53 All right, so yeah, we're all.

Speaker 75 Yeah, but I think we're gonna play under 40 football.

Speaker 32 Hank, I think our tennis match is going to actually impact the rest of our lives. I think we're just going to be feeling this way for forever.

Speaker 32 Like the inside of your legs from playing tennis, the stopping, the starting.

Speaker 17 way also the keeping score was an issue for us that's the hardest part of doing these any of these camp games is you just realize there's so many muscles you never use because it's like oh why does why does my why do my abs hurt

Speaker 32 why do oh because i played softball oh why does i jumped off a blob why does my shoulder hurt yeah everything like it like oh i guess i don't use that everything hurts but i feel good i love camp i never want to leave camp yeah all right what's your feeling i love it here with all my camp friends not homesick at all

Speaker 19 i wish i could could stay here forever.

Speaker 32 My fire fest, it was going to be Cracker Barrel because that really tore me up because I'm a big Cracker Barrel guy, and now I just don't know if I can do it anymore.

Speaker 32 But I guess my other Fire Fest is that I'm going down to the Jersey Shore this weekend, and I'm going to have to party with some of the young kids down there. See if I still got it in me.

Speaker 32 I've requested Tucsi, but I don't think Tucsi is going to show up.

Speaker 32 But it's going to be a good time. Yeah.

Speaker 31 I think that's a totally fair request to just be like, hey,

Speaker 21 I'm not going to be able to make this.

Speaker 32 My rider is Tussie.

Speaker 32 Listen, is asking for a mixture of cocaine, MDMA, and ketamine too much?

Speaker 32 Is that a bridge too far? But yeah, I'm going to be partying with some of the kids down there, and hopefully that'll be a good time. But I am worried about the impending hangover.
I'm pre-hungover.

Speaker 32 Yeah. That's a problem for me.
It's like I'm already feeling the anxiety for the anxiety I'm going to feel on Saturday morning.

Speaker 8 You got to get Roan like blackout drunk so he does something embarrassing. So when he's doing the recap show,

Speaker 32 he has to like cue himself up oh yeah yeah or if i just do embarrassing with ron he won't bring that up yeah the recap that's a really good

Speaker 32 plan roan won't want to incriminate himself yeah yeah

Speaker 44 uh okay my fire fest is i mean similar to hanks but we did the swimming competition yesterday i swam what would you guys say that's uh

Speaker 56 100 yards five meters yeah so a hundred yards total yeah 100 yards total puked

Speaker 61 puked

Speaker 32 less than that too you exerted yourself that's your body just no i went there and back there there and back.

Speaker 73 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 56 I did the two legs.

Speaker 66 But yeah,

Speaker 19 it's just, I think I'm just a puke guy when I, because this happened to me a month ago when we were playing softball.

Speaker 52 It was 90 degrees, and I went four for four, so I was on the base path, and I puked after the game.

Speaker 74 Yeah, you went four for four?

Speaker 65 I went four for four.

Speaker 25 No, this was

Speaker 52 on our Wednesday night. Oh, okay.

Speaker 32 It was like a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 But yeah, it's really, it's demoralizing to puke

Speaker 52 after swimming 100 yards.

Speaker 32 Yeah, well, it's your body telling you you went 100%. Like you had nothing left to give.

Speaker 30 The best way I could describe it is I think my body's at the point now where I'm like an old car, and when you go, you can still go 100 miles an hour.

Speaker 17 It's just like some hubcaps might fall off.

Speaker 56 The steering wheel is going to rattle.

Speaker 3 So for a short spurt, I can still...

Speaker 43 can still reach maximum speed.

Speaker 2 My body just can't handle that speed.

Speaker 32 And then your car is going to be affected for the next like six months based on what you did that one time correct yeah correct zach

Speaker 50 uh i've never been a summer camp before this was awesome uh but if i if i did have to have a fire fest of the week we we we we split in two teams the baha blast and the do teams i think mac max was a fantastic captain leading the team picking the right stocks for everybody very stressful job i think he did a fantastic job but my personal fire fest was i i was uh

Speaker 32 I was fifth DH, so it was

Speaker 50 his entire team, there was four other DHs, and then I was the fifth designated hitter on the softball team. And then it's just being that deep in the line, I was like, oh, 50 H is a tough look.

Speaker 33 That's fair. Yeah,

Speaker 32 why wouldn't Max let you hit?

Speaker 50 We had some guys. I will say there was a couple dudes that were in the infield that did go over three.

Speaker 50 I will take one for one as 50 H, but being 50 H was tough.

Speaker 8 You got one for one and Max took you out?

Speaker 51 No,

Speaker 50 everybody had to hit one. So I was like a participation swing.

Speaker 8 You went one for one.

Speaker 50 On my participation swing, yes.

Speaker 39 But you got a wide base.

Speaker 50 Just because 50 H, it just felt DPS was a thousand.

Speaker 2 That was like bad managerial work.

Speaker 50 I think it was great, man. It was a high-stress situation for Max.
There,

Speaker 28 every

Speaker 12 situation is a high-stress situation for Max.

Speaker 88 I don't have a mic anymore.

Speaker 48 Jerry, Jerry's back.

Speaker 19 Fire Fest of the Week.

Speaker 76 This has been a great week, Jerry. Thank you so much for coming.

Speaker 50 Thank you.

Speaker 33 Thank you.

Speaker 67 Firefest of the week.

Speaker 1 It's definitely got to be when we were doing the swimming relay thing

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 watching Stephen Che swim, it was,

Speaker 1 I got to tell you, it wasn't just like typically somebody does something bad and it's like funny. It was kind of depressing.

Speaker 10 He can't.

Speaker 1 Why was he in the swim relay?

Speaker 59 Who because we wanted it for content?

Speaker 32 Max's call. And

Speaker 17 they weren't going to win anyway on the swim relay.

Speaker 22 And Stephen Che is very funny swimming.

Speaker 1 I know, but I was.

Speaker 6 swimming.

Speaker 52 I said, we'll put a funny guy and you put a funny guy.

Speaker 88 I said that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but

Speaker 1 it actually had a weird effect on me.

Speaker 1 It made me kind of depressed. Like, I want to teach Stephen how to swim.

Speaker 22 What if I told you that that one Stephen Shea, his one and only New Year's resolution this year was to swim 100 laps?

Speaker 1 Yeah, and I think maybe for content,

Speaker 1 I really would like to get him into a pool and really like teach him.

Speaker 2 It's August 22nd, so his goal is to swim 100 laps.

Speaker 22 What would you say he's at?

Speaker 1 Oh, he's not able to complete one lap.

Speaker 73 He's at 19.

Speaker 1 It's not possible. He was walking.
I saw him using his feet and walking. If he's in any sort of deeper water, the man is...

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 1 we all have children. Everybody should get their kids

Speaker 1 to learn how to swim. It's actually rather important.

Speaker 1 He's got to learn to swim. It's just, he's too old now.

Speaker 32 And it's concerning because his body type should be that of a swimmer.

Speaker 32 He should be a really good swimmer.

Speaker 1 I got to tell you, when I saw him in the goggles, although his stickers were still on the goggles, I don't know if you noticed that, but their stickers were still on the lenses.

Speaker 1 No one took them off.

Speaker 1 I thought for sure he was going to

Speaker 74 do it. Oh, by the way, Anti-Fire Fest, Big Cat, you're a really good swimmer.

Speaker 59 Thank you. Thank you.

Speaker 1 Were you on a swim team or something?

Speaker 20 I was not. Wow.

Speaker 1 I mean, you did, you puked afterwards.

Speaker 56 I puked afterwards, yeah, after 100 yards.

Speaker 1 By the way, when I heard that you puked afterwards, I was really upset with the whole truck and the whole production. I was like, why weren't we there?

Speaker 17 Okay, so the reason why, because usually I am a puke on, like, I'll puke on camera guy, it wasn't, um,

Speaker 13 I didn't have anything to puke up, so it was, it wasn't funny.

Speaker 48 You know what I mean? Like, if I had, I didn't eat lunch,

Speaker 25 I didn't eat lunch, so it was basically, like, one puke of water and then me just sitting there.

Speaker 14 curled over like throwing up phlegm and it was bad so what like i know when a funny puke, if it was going to be a funny puke, I would have puked in your face, in Hank's face, for the England take.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I have another Firefest. Sorry, I'm really just unloading it now.
I mean, I've been here for four days.

Speaker 1 I am ready to go.

Speaker 1 The other Fire Fest is we were playing Werewolf last night, and I hosted, whatever you call it, hosted.

Speaker 1 Moderated.

Speaker 32 And Jerry was on one.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and I was like putting on voices and making believe we were in Budapest and Istanbul.

Speaker 32 All the different cities had hookers and they had junkies. Right.

Speaker 1 Drugs and the werewolves. And I was doing voices.
And

Speaker 1 Nikki Smokes, who was there, a big star here

Speaker 1 at Barstool and the Beach House,

Speaker 1 really was enjoying me doing it. He was really funny.
And

Speaker 1 he pulled me aside and went, you know, you're really good at voices and stuff.

Speaker 1 You should do something in show business. You should have done it.

Speaker 58 Oh, no.

Speaker 1 So that's coming from Nikki.

Speaker 32 That's high praise.

Speaker 1 Oh, also, another Fire Festus for me.

Speaker 1 Since being here for four days, I've had a lot of fun bunking with you guys. But a lot of my speech patterns are turning into Zach's.
I'm turning into Zach a little bit with

Speaker 1 how I'm talking, sir.

Speaker 48 Have you enjoyed being in the cabin with us?

Speaker 25 It's been fun.

Speaker 1 It's been a lot of fun. It really has.
I mean,

Speaker 1 I love you guys. guys i i love your show uh love you guys and um

Speaker 1 it's been uh it's been a lot of fun i um didn't know what to expect uh i thought there was a good chance i was gonna dread doing this um

Speaker 1 i may or may not have caused uh

Speaker 32 like a separation with my spouse uh just uh yeah you told her that you're gonna be gone for seven days but the camp's only four days no that's not true

Speaker 1 what are we doing with the other three honey if you're listening to this it was always four days it was always four days.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 I think she's listening?

Speaker 1 There's a possibility someone will say, oh my gosh,

Speaker 1 it was only four days. He was lying.
So,

Speaker 1 yeah, no, it was four days, and hopefully my marriage will

Speaker 1 survive this.

Speaker 17 Sherry, before you sat down, we were saying that you are.

Speaker 17 You're big on having conversations in just your underwear.

Speaker 83 What's that about?

Speaker 17 We've had multiple conversations where you've just, I said at one point you were standing and I was basically eye level with your dick because I was laying down.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I did notice you like to hold court in a room while basically nude.

Speaker 1 Look, I haven't been nude, but we're in a, we're, you know, I just am open to the universe. I'm open

Speaker 12 to things.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm just an underwear guy. You know, I'm not, I'm not a nude guy.
I mean, has anyone like,

Speaker 51 no, I'm not a nude guy. 2013.
Just an underwear guy.

Speaker 55 Yeah.

Speaker 32 Have you ever seen it?

Speaker 1 And I adhered to all the rules.

Speaker 1 I only went number two in the main one. I didn't go in our cabin.
Oh, yeah, another Fire Fest. Sorry, I'm doing them all.

Speaker 51 We had a meeting.

Speaker 1 I got to take a piss. We had a meeting for

Speaker 1 one of the events and everything, and we were waiting for the team managers, and we were all there, and everyone was like, waiting on Max, waiting on Max, waiting on Max. And they said, where's Max?

Speaker 1 I mean, I'm going to say there was about 30 people there waiting. And Max said he's in in the bathroom.
He's in the bathroom. And then we saw Max come out of the bathroom and saunter toward us.

Speaker 1 And like, he just came in for a high five immediately with me. And I was like, oh, wow, this is

Speaker 1 just not, I don't need to know all of this. You know, it's just,

Speaker 42 I mean, I guess nature calls, but like.

Speaker 107 Guys, got a poop.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I don't think we should shame Max for pooping.

Speaker 104 Okay, okay.

Speaker 107 Max, do you have a fire fest to finish us off?

Speaker 1 Oh, sorry. Here, let me give Max the microphone.

Speaker 32 Jerry, you can share this microphone with me.

Speaker 25 Jerry, we love you.

Speaker 57 I'm going going to miss you.

Speaker 2 I'm going to have the feeling when you leave like a bachelor party and like the next day and you're like, man,

Speaker 19 I really wish I was just with the fellas right now.

Speaker 17 That's going to hit me hard tomorrow.

Speaker 91 Hard.

Speaker 25 Go ahead, Max.

Speaker 6 I would like to retire from being a captain at camp. That's my firefest.
And we've talked about it enough.

Speaker 51 We don't need to talk about it anymore.

Speaker 1 All right, but I think he's going to be captain next year.

Speaker 116 Can I ask why you don't want to be captain, Max?

Speaker 1 I don't.

Speaker 95 It's a lose-lose.

Speaker 6 There's no winning. There is winning.

Speaker 75 Well, no, you can't win.

Speaker 54 You can win.

Speaker 37 I actually think you're really good at it.

Speaker 75 I'm really bad at it.

Speaker 38 No, I got to say,

Speaker 1 as someone who's been reffing a lot of these things, you really fight for your team.

Speaker 19 Well,

Speaker 6 that's the problem because I either get yelled at for not fighting, and then when I start fighting, it's like, why are you fighting?

Speaker 101 That is a lose-lose.

Speaker 38 It sucks.

Speaker 6 It sucks. And then people get, there's 16 people on a team, and there's like three events.

Speaker 6 So you got to put people to play in certain events, and then half the people aren't playing, and then half the people are pissed off at me for not playing. Zach, I'm sorry.

Speaker 37 You're good. You're so good, Max.

Speaker 59 It's a high-stress jersey. I hate it.
I hate it.

Speaker 70 I hate it.

Speaker 1 I hate it, and I hate it. By the way, you know, I've been Max for Halloween.
I think last Halloween I was Max. I had a couple of outfits.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think I'm going to have to get some like temporary tattoos. And I think this Halloween, I'm going to have to come as Zach, sir.
I'm going to have to.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm going to do.

Speaker 50 Can I be you, Jerry? Sorry?

Speaker 50 Can we, like, Freaky Friday?

Speaker 1 I'll be you, you be me?

Speaker 33 Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 58 That'd be awesome.

Speaker 1 So, so, what we're going to do is, what we're going to do, yeah, you're just going to walk around in your underwear and go, like, stand in front of Big Cat, like, right where your

Speaker 1 crotch area is, like, right in front of you. Just get right in there, sir.
And then I'm going to get a large

Speaker 1 tattoo, like an eagle tattoo.

Speaker 35 Max, you should have just picked, you should have just picked one of us.

Speaker 25 It would have been better if one of us.

Speaker 103 No, I tried to.

Speaker 6 I didn't think that Dana was going to.

Speaker 6 I didn't think that Dana was going to.

Speaker 6 I don't know.

Speaker 65 All right, I fucked up.

Speaker 65 Whatever.

Speaker 1 Oh, I have one more fire fest. I'm so sorry.
One more fire fest. We're done.
We're done.

Speaker 6 We're done with... We're done.

Speaker 31 I'm not going to make fun of you, Max.

Speaker 1 I promise.

Speaker 1 One more Fire Fest. We do like a campfire every night where we go down, everyone's drinking and everything.
And I've been staying a little late at the campfire, you know.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 Firefest, I can't really make out everyone who's there, but at like the last half hour of the campfire, I'm there, usually from like midnight to 30 um guys just grab me and go hey can i can i ask you something what uh

Speaker 1 what was working on stand by me like

Speaker 1 and that happens like the last 30 minutes of the campfire night so that's kind of a fire fest and i want to like be polite to everybody and give them a little something but uh i'm really tired of uh

Speaker 1 just like telling uh pretty drunk pretty inebriated people uh what what what stand by me was like yeah what was it like?

Speaker 71 All right, we'll kick it back to ourselves.

Speaker 19 We got lottery balls.

Speaker 32 By the way, Jerry's agreed to be in my spec script for Top Gun 3. If it gets adopted, Jerry has a partner.

Speaker 33 We're packaged to it. I love that.

Speaker 1 I don't want to give away the premise, but there's planes in this one.

Speaker 75 Russia.

Speaker 91 Three.

Speaker 99 Into the mic.

Speaker 58 Three.

Speaker 48 You can say three into the mic.

Speaker 81 Three.

Speaker 58 All right.

Speaker 29 Wrapping up camp.

Speaker 17 Back in the the studio.

Speaker 1 Do the numbers three. Three.

Speaker 59 Oh, 99.

Speaker 87 Check it.

Speaker 15 Who got it?

Speaker 1 Number two. That'd be Big Cat.
Okay.

Speaker 32 I'll go 99.

Speaker 80 I said it. He said it.

Speaker 32 You got it. I thought he said three.
No, he said three.

Speaker 45 He then said 99.

Speaker 8 I'll do 22.

Speaker 12 Colton?

Speaker 32 41.

Speaker 17 41?

Speaker 51 Oh, switch it up already.

Speaker 59 17.

Speaker 32 I'm going to go 87.

Speaker 58 21.

Speaker 8 Didn't two people just say 87?

Speaker 32 64. Did somebody else say 87?

Speaker 38 Who said 87? Everyone say their numbers real quick.

Speaker 74 3. 22.

Speaker 5 99 memes. 17.
64.

Speaker 47 87. 21.

Speaker 102 85.

Speaker 32 41.

Speaker 73 76.

Speaker 50 76.

Speaker 60 Another week memes.

Speaker 29 We're taping this on a Sunday.

Speaker 2 Does it hurt knowing that another week, like, you don't have another chance?

Speaker 79 Yeah, this is the most disrespectful thing we do with the lottery ball.

Speaker 92 Oh, just

Speaker 87 pick the right number.

Speaker 59 Yeah,

Speaker 32 just another week.

Speaker 22 I haven't got it.

Speaker 8 Why is Shane mad?

Speaker 1 Why is Shane mad?

Speaker 106 It's Joe Alt. He should have picked Joe Alt.

Speaker 1 Shane, you can't beat yourself up about that.

Speaker 74 Love you guys.

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