SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

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Speaker 12 On today's part of my take, we have our good friend, Scott Vampell, talking about his terps, talking about the Sweet 16,

Speaker 15 getting ready for some more action coming Thursday and Friday.

Speaker 17 We are,

Speaker 18 our brains are back.

Speaker 2 I feel like we're going to catch up on everything we missed.

Speaker 10 Bad job by us.

Speaker 21 We didn't talk about Jameis to the Giants

Speaker 22 on Sunday. That's hand up accountability.

Speaker 24 We're going to kind of clean up everything that we might have missed when we were in our four days of college basketball mania.

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Speaker 32 Today is Wednesday, March 26th.

Speaker 1 And boys, I feel like my brain is back.

Speaker 34 Had a night of sleep.

Speaker 29 We are

Speaker 2 post-March Madness for opening round.

Speaker 10 Ready to catch up on everything.

Speaker 3 Got hammock people mad at me?

Speaker 37 Post-madness clarity. Post-madness clarity.
I feel like I'm on the right side of history with a hammock take.

Speaker 37 I went out, had a nice little sit on the hammock yesterday morning, got some direct sunlight in my eyes like you're supposed to start. That's my morning routine.
Chill on the hammock, get the UV rays.

Speaker 37 I did do some research, though, into how dangerous hammocks are.

Speaker 29 A lot of people die.

Speaker 37 I think that this is a product of the media. This is big mattress.
This is big mattress trying to steer you away from hammocks.

Speaker 37 They put out all this stuff. Relative to what? Anytime somebody dies in a hammock, it becomes a big news story like a shark attack.
Hammocks are more afraid of you than you are of them.

Speaker 22 Tom Fernelli, our good friend, said that it's actually safer.

Speaker 2 Less people die from bear attacks than sleeping on hammocks in a year.

Speaker 22 So it's actually safer to sleep on a bear than sleeping on a hammock.

Speaker 37 My take is that

Speaker 37 some of us aren't pussies, and it's extreme sports. It's like extreme sleeping.

Speaker 2 Listen, I said it when I said it.

Speaker 41 I knew it was a controversial take.

Speaker 18 I wish I could be a dainty little boy like you and be able to get into a hammock.

Speaker 37 It would be nice. I wish you had a modicum of coordination where you could sit down and stand up.

Speaker 42 More people die from obesity every year than sitting in a hammock. So maybe don't be so fat that you can get in one and you'd be fine.

Speaker 29 That's my point.

Speaker 27 Also, you were so wrong on all your furniture takes, but that's fine.

Speaker 42 No, I mean, that's your spin zoning. This is classic, Big Cat 101.

Speaker 29 No, it's not.

Speaker 42 I did get people mad, and I think my words were, again, misconstrued by Big Cat about outdoor furniture. My dad was very mad at me.
I had a few people receive.

Speaker 45 Oh, so this is my fault.

Speaker 29 Yeah, kind of.

Speaker 29 Okay.

Speaker 42 I like outdoor furniture. I do.
I just love hammocks.

Speaker 37 Yeah, hammocks are great.

Speaker 26 You said that you don't like outdoor furniture.

Speaker 29 Yeah, he said it multiple times since.

Speaker 42 Yes, he did.

Speaker 46 And he also didn't understand how it works.

Speaker 29 No, that's.

Speaker 37 You're getting Big Cat 101 to get Hanks.

Speaker 29 I know.

Speaker 37 The argument was about hammocks. He's moved it to now you're wrong about outdoor furniture.

Speaker 29 Also, the original argument.

Speaker 37 Which you are.

Speaker 37 Hank is wrong about outdoor furniture but you're also correct about hammocks the original argument was just hammocks are overrated which i stand by i think they are overrated i think they they they're rated in a way that is like they're the peak of comfort i don't see that i did go deep into hammock twitter and hammock internet yesterday and there are a lot of hammock message boards and people just like rate my hammock setup i've been sleeping in a hammock for five years now I'm trying to get my girlfriend to sleep in a hammock too.

Speaker 37 Any recommendations for how I can get her to?

Speaker 29 That's kind of weird.

Speaker 41 Yeah, there's a lot of weirdos out there.

Speaker 20 All right, so outside of that,

Speaker 18 some of the stories we missed.

Speaker 51 Well, we should update.

Speaker 25 We have more drama from UConn because

Speaker 49 after

Speaker 18 their loss to Florida and Danny Hurley yelling about the refs, it turns out that the SID for UConn told the reporter who took that video, I will ruin your life if you don't delete it.

Speaker 10 And he did that in front of a bunch of journalists.

Speaker 29 Bad move. Bad move.

Speaker 37 Did he include them on a group text? I don't know. But here's the thing.

Speaker 37 Dan Hurley, I'm fine with Dan Hurley. Because if you have a problem with Dan Hurley, then you have a problem with college basketball.
And winning.

Speaker 37 Because if you go back throughout the years, you've got great coaches who are always, they're on that line. They can be kind of assholes sometimes, especially if they lose.

Speaker 37 He wins. He can be intense.
He can be an asshole. That's who he is.
Good for the sport. Also, the SID probably shouldn't threaten somebody's career for taking a video in a public place.

Speaker 22 The SID fell into the trap where it's like, you're not that guy, bro.

Speaker 10 Like, Dan Hurley doing that, I kind of find it would be kind of funny.

Speaker 20 Yeah,

Speaker 3 the SID is trying to basically become a duplicate of Dan Hurley.

Speaker 25 You actually have to be the opposite of Dan Hurley and be overly nice to people and clean up, you know, him yelling, not just go even more Dan Hurley and be like, I'm going to ruin your life.

Speaker 37 You got to go good cop, bad cop. Right.
Your job is just to be the most likable person ever. Even if you don't like the journalist, you've got to be like, hey, I know you're a great guy.

Speaker 37 My job could be in trouble if that gets out. Would you mind taking that down?

Speaker 34 Listen, you want some front row seats? Yeah.

Speaker 39 You want to get Rico Posco's phone number?

Speaker 22 So, yeah, the Dan Hurley thing, because there was a lot of people crashing out about this on both sides.

Speaker 27 And I,

Speaker 22 not shocking, I agreed with our original take that we don't care.

Speaker 3 I especially don't understand. So fans are one thing.

Speaker 59 If you hate UConn,

Speaker 60 yes, you're going to say Dan Hurley's a baby and pick at that point because because they've won, especially if you're a big East team.

Speaker 59 No problem with that.

Speaker 62 You could be like, I don't like Dan Hurley.

Speaker 61 That's fine with me.

Speaker 39 That's part of sports.

Speaker 52 That's what makes it fun.

Speaker 1 Fans of Yukon, you got to defend your guy. So those two sides, like great, great spot.

Speaker 53 I don't understand when media people are mad about Dan Hurley winning and losing the right way when it's like he makes sports more interesting.

Speaker 45 That's been our original point.

Speaker 22 If your job is to talk about sports, I want more Dan Hurleys.

Speaker 25 I don't want people giving cliche answers.

Speaker 3 I want more Mick Cronins.

Speaker 59 I want guys who have, you know, good or bad,

Speaker 22 like some type of personality that is not just, you know, we're going to do our best out there.

Speaker 38 We're going to try our best.

Speaker 22 And if we don't win, we're going to shake their hands and go on to the next one.

Speaker 20 Bobby Knight.

Speaker 37 Bobby Knight was an asshole. He was also a great coach.

Speaker 29 Jim Bohem. Jim Boheim.
Dickhead. I did.

Speaker 37 He was also a great coach.

Speaker 37 I think Dan Hurley, if you look at like the last year of Dan Hurley, through the last tournament, he was the story. He gave people in the media a lot of stuff to talk about.

Speaker 37 When he was deciding if he's going to be the coach of the Lakers or whatever, that whole span, he was leading all the news broadcasts. He was leading every single sports show in America.

Speaker 37 What will Dan Hurley do? He makes your job so much easier if you're in the media. You should want guys like this around.
I think that Dan Hurley goes over the line, but that's why you have an SID.

Speaker 37 to pull that back and to apologize and say I'm around to draw more attention to it and be like, fuck you. Right.

Speaker 46 There also was like this idea that Dan Hurley has,

Speaker 22 because he won, he is now acting more bombastic. That's just someone who doesn't know that Dan Hurley's been this guy for the whole time.

Speaker 37 He was a high school coach in doing this.

Speaker 17 He was screaming at people at Bryant or no Wagner at Rhode Island.

Speaker 63 Like, this is who he is, and that's why he's good at his job.

Speaker 22 But he plays on that edge.

Speaker 37 To reiterate what you said, if you're a fan of a competing team. Oh, yeah.
This is... You should hate Dan Hurley.

Speaker 29 Like, yes, he's a prick.

Speaker 37 Look out at how he's treating everybody. Lean all the way into that.

Speaker 2 Saying he's a dickhead, I'm not going to disagree with.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Saying he's like bad for the sport, that's just stupid.

Speaker 29 Interesting.

Speaker 1 Sportsmanship stops at Little League.

Speaker 62 That's really what it is. Like when people are like, oh, you got to win class and you got to do that.

Speaker 1 That shit is not for high-level college basketball, high-level pro sports.

Speaker 29 I don't care. I want bad losers.
I want people who crash out when they lose.

Speaker 37 Show me a good loser. I'll show you a loser.

Speaker 40 You know what I mean?

Speaker 37 But that's the thing. Guys like me and Big Cat are good losers.
And there's a reason why we've never won a championship.

Speaker 10 I'm a bad loser, and I still haven't won a championship.

Speaker 65 But this is,

Speaker 22 and then I did see Jay Billis,

Speaker 10 our good friend, great friend, agree to disagree with him on many things, said that, I think he said on the Dan Patrick show that Coach K never

Speaker 43 was a bad loser like this.

Speaker 22 This was, I got this a few times being like, you would have criticized Coach K for this.

Speaker 10 There's a difference between Dan Hurley and Coach K and that did and Coach K would never do this publicly because Coach K pretended this sheen of I am the classiest guy in the world.

Speaker 22 Coach K was also a psycho addicted to winning. That's probably why he's the best coach of all time in college basketball.

Speaker 38 Yeah, I said that.

Speaker 57 And that's also why I hated him because I knew deep down he was Dan Hurley.

Speaker 17 He just did it in a different way and he had the media all sucking him off and being like, man, he's so classy.

Speaker 33 When Coach K goes to Dylan Brooks in a handshake line and says you're better than that, that's him very upset.

Speaker 37 When Coach K goes into an opposing team's locker room after a game to talk to the players,

Speaker 37 that is being such a good loser that you are the worst loser.

Speaker 26 Yes,

Speaker 46 that is him as upset and as bad of a loser as possible.

Speaker 22 It just looks different and he does it in a way where then he gets in front of everyone and says, I've just, you know, that was a moment where I had to teach the other kids.

Speaker 3 Dan Hurley just does it in a bombastic way and he wears it all on his sleeve.

Speaker 3 He is all heart like, I'm just going to yell and scream and do all these things.

Speaker 37 And if you're saying that this is ruining college basketball, and we did, there's been a lot of hand-wringing.

Speaker 37 I think we took part in a little bit of hand-wringing on Monday talking about is NIL ruining the tournament from the Cinderella aspect.

Speaker 37 The ratings just came out, big cat. Oh, yeah?

Speaker 37 And the best viewership since 1993. Wow.
Averaging 9.4 million viewers throughout the second round.

Speaker 1 I want to, I said it on Sunday.

Speaker 52 I would like to see more of a sample size before I say that all

Speaker 24 Cinderellas will never have a chance again.

Speaker 29 I know that this tournament has not had Cinderella's, but we've had, you know, obviously NIL is very new, but

Speaker 7 last year, Jack Golke beating Kentucky.

Speaker 57 The NIL era was going on then, so I want to see it a couple more years before I say that college basketball is dead.

Speaker 18 And I, you know, yeah, would you like more games that are a little bit closer?

Speaker 41 Of course.

Speaker 33 But I think we're going to get some good games on Sweet 16 weekend.

Speaker 37 Yeah, so Sunday in particular was up 13%.

Speaker 37 People are still watching.

Speaker 29 It's Dan Hurley effect. Dan Hurley effect.
Also, maybe Duke.

Speaker 37 Duke Baylor was a big one.

Speaker 20 Kentucky being in Kentucky, Illinois, yeah.

Speaker 37 Kentucky, Tennessee is going to be a huge big brands.

Speaker 43 Yes.

Speaker 22 It is funny. You mentioned it, but on Sunday,

Speaker 5 Arkansas is the last Cinderella. Yeah.

Speaker 29 Coach Cow. Crazy, right?

Speaker 2 Coach Cowell is probably it's

Speaker 29 yeah.

Speaker 19 Oh, by the way, hand up.

Speaker 22 Arkansas is a basketball school. Had a lot of people ask say that, that we got that one wrong.

Speaker 2 I think that's fair.

Speaker 25 They say, obviously, they care a lot about football, but they have more tradition in basketball, and they throw a lot of money at basketball.

Speaker 27 So, my bad, Arkansas fans.

Speaker 37 I think that if Arkansas, they want to be a football school.

Speaker 3 But I think they're okay with being

Speaker 37 fine with being a basketball school, but if they got really fucking good at football,

Speaker 37 and they would just be like full SEC.

Speaker 26 Yeah, what are you going to say, Matt?

Speaker 69 Stance on the Mormons.

Speaker 29 What do you mean? They're still Mormons.

Speaker 29 They're Mormons.

Speaker 69 Yeah, no, the Mormons were upset that they weren't on one side.

Speaker 3 We had had them rated correctly.

Speaker 50 Listen, I'm going to be a Mormon on Thursday because I'm brooding for them to beat Bama.

Speaker 31 I don't know what you want me to say.

Speaker 3 So, yeah, they're still Mormons.

Speaker 29 Unless they don't...

Speaker 1 I'll tell you what, if BYU fans, if you want to be put into a different category, you have to

Speaker 46 disavow Mormonism and then we'll take you out.

Speaker 37 Because otherwise it's idolatry. Right.
Otherwise, you're worshiping something besides the Lord.

Speaker 3 So, yeah, you're still Mormons.

Speaker 10 Do you have Mormons getting mad at you, Max?

Speaker 29 Oh, yeah, Mormons are mad.

Speaker 37 Well, it's actually a compliment. We're saying that you put your faith first.

Speaker 29 Right.

Speaker 69 Some of them were happy. They were like, oh,

Speaker 69 this must mean that we're both football and basketball.

Speaker 29 No, you're Mormons.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 37 You're 20 years, 27 years old, and you're in school, and you look great because you've never touched alcohol. I'm starting to think.
I'm honestly envious of Mormons.

Speaker 1 Are BYU fans not going to class?

Speaker 2 That was as straightforward as it could be.

Speaker 33 BYU Mormons.

Speaker 71 That's what you guys are.

Speaker 29 That's not good or bad.

Speaker 29 That's nothing.

Speaker 3 That's just, we're putting you in a camp, Mormons.

Speaker 37 In solidarity with Mormon people, I will live my life as a Mormon on Thursday if that's what it takes to have them beat Alabama.

Speaker 59 I will do it.

Speaker 29 I will do it after

Speaker 37 9.30. I'm going to soak so hard on Thursday.

Speaker 29 No, you can't have coffee.

Speaker 37 I'm not going to have coffee.

Speaker 29 I'm not going to have coffee. I am.

Speaker 37 I'm not going to drink alcohol. I'm going to soak.

Speaker 37 What else?

Speaker 37 You can't fuck. I'll get married twice.

Speaker 29 You can't be in a room with a woman.

Speaker 37 I don't think. I think you can't.

Speaker 37 We're digging ourselves back.

Speaker 29 We're digging ourselves back into the Mormon hate. Mormon hate us.
Even more angry. But again, the point remains.

Speaker 32 I mean, you're rooting for you guys on Thursday.

Speaker 37 I can't drink coffee, but I think I can do that thing where you go, you make your own drink out of like Dr. Pepper, heavy cream, coffee creamer.
The dirty sugar.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 37 I'll make my own dirty soda in a, in a snake.

Speaker 69 We should do those for

Speaker 42 the game on Thursday.

Speaker 37 It's just 100% sugar.

Speaker 69 Although, but it can't have caffeine. We have to get caffeine for sodas.

Speaker 37 I think some can. I think I'll go Diet Mormon.
I think some are allowed to have caffeine.

Speaker 29 It is kind of bullshit.

Speaker 69 I don't think any of them are allowed to.

Speaker 29 I think they're all caffeine-free sodas.

Speaker 37 I think it depends on what the head guy does. Whatever the Mormon of the month is that's running the religion at the time, they get to dictate.

Speaker 29 Yeah, Kierke. Keir, praise Kier.
Praise Kier. Keir.

Speaker 37 That's a severance recap.

Speaker 29 Okay.

Speaker 32 By the way, opening day is Thursday, and we're going to have Jeff Passon on Friday to talk baseball.

Speaker 22 Did we want to do quick who's going to win just predictions that we cannot remember unless one of us gets it? How we obviously do this every single year.

Speaker 52 I assume people are not new to PMT or listening right now, but we basically just say who's going to win it all.

Speaker 63 And then if one of us is even remotely close, we're like, hey, memes, can you get that clip for me?

Speaker 53 Yeah. And then everyone else just ignores whatever our bad predictions were.

Speaker 29 Yep.

Speaker 22 So yeah, that's I'm going to, my prediction is Dodgers win the World Series and they win 125 games.

Speaker 37 Yeah, I I mean, that's... You like that? Their roster is incredible.

Speaker 29 You like that?

Speaker 42 I think it's going to be Pod's Red Sox. I'm excited for Alex Bregman.

Speaker 1 Padres Red Sox?

Speaker 29 Okay.

Speaker 42 Probably the most excited for the rest of the year. Who's going to Sox season

Speaker 42 I've been in in years?

Speaker 29 Socks. Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 37 I mean, I want to take the Dodgers, too.

Speaker 73 It's very chalky, but if you look at... You can't copy me.

Speaker 37 But

Speaker 37 you purposely said it first so that nobody else can see it.

Speaker 37 The Dodgers are going to win the World Series. That's just it.
That's it. Fast forward to October.
Congrats to the Dodgers. You won again.
Magic Johnson, one of the best owners in sports.

Speaker 37 I'm going to say Dodgers in five games

Speaker 29 over

Speaker 37 is very important. They're going to beat the Red Sox.

Speaker 68 I guess I didn't say an AL team.

Speaker 7 I'm going to say Dodgers over Rangers.

Speaker 42 Classic.

Speaker 39 And Dodgers win 125.

Speaker 58 Actually, no, Dodgers over Phillies.

Speaker 37 Well, Hank doesn't respect Shohank.

Speaker 29 That's clear. Phillies are.

Speaker 69 Both of those teams are.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, Phillies.

Speaker 3 Dodgers over Rangers.

Speaker 37 What I said.

Speaker 33 Dodgers over Phillies in the NLCS. There you go.

Speaker 22 Dodgers over Rangers in the World Series.

Speaker 37 I think the Washington Nationals are going to sneaky compete for a wild card spot. Who?

Speaker 37 That's my wild prediction.

Speaker 37 They won't be out of it in September.

Speaker 41 The NL is pretty loaded.

Speaker 69 Nats are going to be good, though.

Speaker 29 Yeah, good young guys. Yeah.

Speaker 14 Okay, what's your prediction, Max?

Speaker 73 I'm going to go Phillies over the A's.

Speaker 29 Oh, the A's are going to be run.

Speaker 52 I know, which will be so disappointing that it happens in 70s.

Speaker 69 There's no chance,

Speaker 69 but it's fun.

Speaker 58 It is fun. It was very fun.

Speaker 37 Memes, who you got?

Speaker 37 Mets over the Tigers.

Speaker 29 Whoa.

Speaker 29 What do you mean, whoa?

Speaker 37 Tigers, yeah. Tigers.
Tigers. Scoobel.

Speaker 29 Scoobel. Cy Young.

Speaker 37 Praise Scoobel. You pumped about Soto? Yeah, fired up.

Speaker 7 Memes, what happened with the Islanders last night?

Speaker 1 I saw you tweet about it.

Speaker 74 I really wanted to have access to the part of my take Twitter in that moment to tweet some memes about you.

Speaker 75 It was probably the worst call in NHL history.

Speaker 29 Oh.

Speaker 75 They called goalie interference, even though the goalie re-established himself. Islanders scored with nine seconds left.

Speaker 75 Wood got two points over the Columbus Blue Jackets, both fighting for a wild card spot to play the Capitals.

Speaker 75 And we got absolutely hosed, ended up losing in a shootout and lost one point.

Speaker 37 I was heartbroken, memes. I'm heartbroken just listening to that.

Speaker 37 I saw the replay. It didn't even look like he was in the crease.
His body might have been in the crease, but his skates looked like they were outside, right?

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 75 I mean, he was in for a second, but the goalie was able to re-establish himself. It just didn't make any sense.

Speaker 29 Brutal.

Speaker 38 So now you guys are fighting for the last playoff spot?

Speaker 75 Yeah, we're fighting.

Speaker 64 Fighting hard?

Speaker 29 Fighting real hard.

Speaker 75 I can't wait for playoffs.

Speaker 29 Me too.

Speaker 42 Very excited. If you agree with Big Hat and PFT about the Dodgers, you could bet any or most regular season wins by any any team over 106.5 for plus 150.

Speaker 37 I think they'll get there.

Speaker 29 On the 22 and 0.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 31 Yeah, it's basically it's kind of a gut check, heart check.

Speaker 10 Dodgers, you want it? You want it enough? You have the talent.

Speaker 61 You want it enough?

Speaker 56 Go get it.

Speaker 65 Okay, so we did miss Jameis to the Giants.

Speaker 29 That rocks.

Speaker 18 I don't know if he will be QB1.

Speaker 37 I think they're still shopping. I think they're still shopping and looking around.
If they draft a quarterback, then I think Jameis would probably be QB1 going into the season.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 37 We got to figure out what we're doing with the song.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 37 Jameis, I have two options that I've thought about. Okay.
Standing on a corner, Jameis Winston in Hoboken.

Speaker 29 Okay.

Speaker 37 Standing on the corner, Jameis Winston down in Soho.

Speaker 41 Soho flows a little bit better.

Speaker 37 But they play in Jersey.

Speaker 54 I know.

Speaker 37 They practice in Jersey. This is big.

Speaker 21 Jameis Winson. Santa going to Jameis Winston.

Speaker 29 San Wins.

Speaker 20 What about Sopranos?

Speaker 29 Satrioles. Saturdays.
Satriolis.

Speaker 42 Down in the meadow, Lance.

Speaker 29 Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 37 Going to Jameis Winson in the meadow, Lance. I don't know.

Speaker 29 I like where your head's at. Yeah.

Speaker 37 No wrong answer. We'll think about it.

Speaker 30 Mall of America.

Speaker 24 No, or what is this called?

Speaker 20 What's that mall?

Speaker 37 Oh, the one that has the water slides and the ski thing?

Speaker 4 Yeah, right across from

Speaker 42 the station.

Speaker 42 Isn't it Mall of America?

Speaker 30 No, it's Minneapolis.

Speaker 43 I don't know what it is.

Speaker 30 Oh, American Dream?

Speaker 29 Yeah. Yeah.
American Dream.

Speaker 22 That mall's crazy.

Speaker 49 So, yeah, it looks like right now we have

Speaker 34 musical chairs going on.

Speaker 22 Aaron Rodgers spent Friday at the Pittsburgh facility.

Speaker 22 He is going to also go visit the Giants.

Speaker 12 There was a report out there, which is very funny, that Aaron Rodgers, I think Albert Brewer had this.

Speaker 29 He said that I've heard Rodgers is looking for a culture such as the one in Green Bay.

Speaker 22 Okay. Which is so funny.

Speaker 57 Spent two years with the Jets, and he immediately is like, damn, I didn't know what I had.

Speaker 37 He's looking for Green Bay. Yeah.

Speaker 37 He wants to go. He's like, I fucked up.

Speaker 29 I want to go. Yeah, I want.

Speaker 26 Take me back, please.

Speaker 37 Yeah, there's no other culture like Green Bay in the NFL.

Speaker 34 Steelers would be closest in terms of like, you know, consistently in the picture, long, you know, history, all that stuff.

Speaker 37 I tweeted this out on Friday, but I firmly believe it. This is a good window into Aaron Rodgers and the kind of guy that he is.
Yeah.

Speaker 37 He spent six hours. He took up six hours of NCAA Tournament Friday meeting with the other coaches on the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Like the entire head of the coaching staff, the big guys.

Speaker 37 That's a selfish move. Yeah.
That of all days tells me Aaron Rodgers only cares about himself. Yeah.

Speaker 37 There is also a very funny article on Pro Football Talk, which is talking, I think it's in reference to a different article here, but basically there was an article in Pittsburgh about the fan backlash to Aaron Rodgers and whether or not the fans will appreciate Aaron Rodgers in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 37 And it was just kind of letters and emails from Steelers fans.

Speaker 37 This is a good one. My 81-year-old father said that if Aaron Rodgers comes to the Steelers, he will ruin the heart and soul of the team, and it will never be the same again.

Speaker 29 Whoa.

Speaker 37 Maybe that's a bit dramatic, but he's talking about the honor a player should feel for the privilege of donning a Steeler uniform and representing a team that has a history that is intertwined with the citizens of Pittsburgh.

Speaker 29 Whoa.

Speaker 37 I don't necessarily disagree. Yeah.
Ruin it forever.

Speaker 29 It will never be the same.

Speaker 37 He could. It might not ever be the same after having Aaron Rodgers for one year.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't totally disagree either.

Speaker 12 Because Aaron Rodgers will become the Pittsburgh Aaron Rodgers, not the Pittsburgh Steelers. Yeah.

Speaker 37 I still think he's going to go to Pittsburgh, though.

Speaker 31 I I do, too.

Speaker 37 If we get to the draft and Aaron Rodgers still hasn't made up his mind, and then he calls the Vikings and he says, I've thought about it. I'd like to come play in Minnesota.
Do you think they

Speaker 37 do they take that call?

Speaker 29 I don't think so.

Speaker 3 I think they're in on J.J. McCarthy.
And then we have Kirk Cousins, who also could be a Steeler.

Speaker 57 He could be a Brown.

Speaker 24 He's waiting because he doesn't want to go somewhere and then have the team draft a

Speaker 39 quarterback in the first round and then just repeat what just happened this past year.

Speaker 37 Yeah, learned his lesson the hard way.

Speaker 12 So he he hasn't no trade clause.

Speaker 24 And so the reports are he might wait until after the draft to fully make sure because I do think that if he does it if he gets traded before the draft, it will just happen again.

Speaker 37 So I actually don't hate the fit for Jameis in New York. No.
He's going to throw a million deep balls to Malik Neighbors.

Speaker 1 It's going to be fun. Yeah.

Speaker 20 And

Speaker 1 yeah, I mean, the Jets, are you a little jealous, memes?

Speaker 29 Extremely jealous. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Jameis in New York is going to be a good time.

Speaker 21 I actually also think the Giants Giants are going to be a sneaky team next year.

Speaker 54 They have some good players and aren't that far away from being not a bad team that Jameis might take them over the top.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 37 I am devastated that he's in my division.

Speaker 22 Devastated. Yeah, that does suck.

Speaker 38 You have to watch that.

Speaker 74 Watch him have so much fun. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Okay, breaking moves.

Speaker 29 Breaking Moose.

Speaker 15 If you're watching the YouTube right now, you can see that we're no longer sitting in studio next to each other.

Speaker 29 We are all at home.

Speaker 78 Hank's in his car, and it's 6.45 p.m., and Russell Wilson is officially a giant, and Stephon Diggs is officially a patriot.

Speaker 36 Bang, bang, was eating dinner with my family, and the news came down.

Speaker 78 We'll start with Russ.

Speaker 67 I'm bummed for Jameis, and I also think this might be

Speaker 56 if...

Speaker 15 If NFL films can figure out a way, I need a full documentary on this entire season because the Giants QB room now is Russell Wilson, Jameis Winson, and Tommy DeVito.

Speaker 29 And I have to watch that.

Speaker 37 It's great. Yeah, Big Getty, what offseason? I guess we should say, like, what offseason to the offseason?

Speaker 37 It broke. Everyone thought that it was going to happen days ago that we get some news about Russell or

Speaker 37 about Diggs. Turns out they happened within like 10 minutes of each other.
Russell Wilson to the Giants to me feels like a wife move.

Speaker 29 Do you agree?

Speaker 37 Was it Sierra? Sierra was like, hey,

Speaker 37 I lived in Pittsburgh. I went to Denver for you.
Let's do something for me. It's my turn now.

Speaker 15 Listen, I know that Russell Wilson statistically is probably a better quarterback than Jameis Winston.

Speaker 11 If you're the Giants, Jameis has a ceiling.

Speaker 60 Russell Wilson does not.

Speaker 36 Russell Wilson might have a higher floor. He might not throw as many picks, but that's part of the problem with Russell.
He doesn't take any risks.

Speaker 2 He doesn't throw the ball except for check downs and down the field along the sideline.

Speaker 36 I would be bummed if Russell Wilson gets the QB1 job coming out of camp just from a like if you're enjoying football sense.

Speaker 36 And I also think that if Russell Wilson plays the whole year, the Giants are destined for six wins.

Speaker 7 And if Jameis Winson plays the whole year, the Giants are destined for four to 12.

Speaker 37 So this is, it's interesting because like with those two quarterbacks, they couldn't be any more dissimilar. I think that's the right word.

Speaker 37 Like Russ, if Russ was a starting job, he's going to go out there. He's going to bum you out.

Speaker 37 But the thing is, after like two weeks of Russ bumming you out, you're going to want Jameis playing quarterback. So, what they should do is give the starting job to Jameis and say it's his to lose.

Speaker 37 And then they bring Russ in. He kind of stables things.
He makes things nice and quiet. And then after maybe like three or four weeks, he starts to bum you out.
Then you go back to Jameis.

Speaker 37 That's the prescription for the season.

Speaker 15 Sprinkle in some Tommy DeVito.

Speaker 37 Some Tommy DeVito. Yeah.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 37 Like, actually, the guy that is unlimited in this situation is Jameis.

Speaker 63 They should honestly do.

Speaker 4 If you're Brian Dable, you're going to get fired no matter what, probably, right?

Speaker 30 Like, it's probably going to happen this year.

Speaker 64 It's probably not going to be a great year.

Speaker 3 I do think the Giants are better than

Speaker 22 people realize, but why wouldn't you just do, like, if I were Brian Dable,

Speaker 65 I would quite literally just ride the hot hand series to series.

Speaker 4 If it's a punt or a turnover, next guy up.

Speaker 46 Touchdown, he stays in.

Speaker 37 I understand the sentiment. I think that Jameis going through training camp, the boys are going to be fired up to have Jameis playing quarterback week one.

Speaker 37 Don't get it twisted. Jameis should be the starting quarterback week one.
It might not go well.

Speaker 26 It's not going to happen, though. It's going to be Russ.

Speaker 76 They're paying him more money.

Speaker 37 I know, but it should be Jameis. That way you can go to Russ, go to the safe guy, bring in the stepdad, have him come in, mellow things out, and then you switch back to Jameis.

Speaker 37 But I could, yeah, just go to the hot hand, whatever.

Speaker 37 Brian Dable, I think if you look at these quarterbacks that they have, the three QBs they've got in that room, that is a pre-fired head coach, 100%.

Speaker 37 Like if those three guys are your plan, I was thinking maybe they get Jameis and then they draft someone and then they bring that guy along slowly.

Speaker 37 Then Dable could do the thing where he's like, okay, we're going to start him after week seven. He shows some promise.
Keep me around so that I can develop this guy in the future.

Speaker 37 I don't know if that's going to happen anymore. It feels like they're not going to go quarterback.
They still might. Who knows? Weird things have happened.

Speaker 37 But the way that it looks right now, Brian Dayball, you're going to be a great offensive coordinator somewhere.

Speaker 18 I am also excited for, I was, you know, we're putting this in the middle of the show because we already taped and we talked about

Speaker 60 Jameis being QB1.

Speaker 4 So people probably listen to that part and they're like, hey, wait a second, Russ just signed. So here we are talking about Russ.

Speaker 18 I'm excited for Russell Wilson to get absolutely killed by the New York media and watch him try to handle that because he will handle it the way he handles everything.

Speaker 15 He'll just be like, God is great and positive thinking and the guys in the locker room have my back.

Speaker 4 But that will be part of the show. Like I'm that is the one part.

Speaker 12 If we can't get Jameis to full season, at least Russ versus the New York media will be fun.

Speaker 37 Yeah, did you notice, did you watch any of the hard knocks, the in-season stuff last year with Russ Wilson on the Steelers?

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 37 He sometimes talks like Jameis. Like the words are the same, but he doesn't believe him.
The difference is Jameis believes the Jameis words.

Speaker 37 Russ is just like an AI transcript, like a voiceover of a Jameis Winston sound clip. And it's going to be a very, very weird quarterback room.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 62 All right.

Speaker 1 And then the other one, Stephon Diggs to the Patriots.

Speaker 7 Hank,

Speaker 29 you wanted this, right?

Speaker 79 Yeah, it's exciting. We obviously, we definitely needed to help a wide receiver.
He's a super talented wide receiver.

Speaker 79 Kind of a head case, but even in the 10 minutes I had to process this,

Speaker 79 it's good reps for Drake May. Like, you know, you're a second-year QB.
You got a Diva wide receiver. Like, that's something every quarterback has to go through.

Speaker 79 And I don't think people are expecting two, two, like, I think a playoffs would be a successful season for the Patriots. And I think Step One Diggs can help you get there.

Speaker 79 I don't think he's a long-term solution. I don't think he's going to be like a New England legend forever, but he's talented.
We needed help at wide receiver. And so I'm excited.

Speaker 37 I like that take, though, that it's providing him with mental reps of dealing with a problem wide receiver that he's going to have to deal with in the future at some point. Yeah.

Speaker 79 But that's true, right? Like, if you're going to be a great team, you've got to have a stud slash kind of a diva wide receiver.

Speaker 60 The real thing is it's someone he can throw to, which you need someone who can catch the ball.

Speaker 18 And that's that actually is like, that's good for a young quarterback. But yeah, I do like that spin as well, being like,

Speaker 29 more than someone who can catch the ball, he's going to get a PhD in dealing with a diva wide receiver.

Speaker 79 Yeah.

Speaker 37 He's going to, man, he's going to fall in love with Joe Milton's arm.

Speaker 37 He's going to be like, this reminds me of Josh.

Speaker 27 All right.

Speaker 12 And then, I mean, Roger's going to be a Steeler, right?

Speaker 37 That's what it feels like at this point.

Speaker 29 Like, Steeler, Brown.

Speaker 29 Not a Brown.

Speaker 74 I don't think he's going to be a Brown.

Speaker 37 He wants some place that's like the culture of Green Bay, weather-wise.

Speaker 50 I don't think he's going to be a Brown.

Speaker 7 I'd be shocked. If he was a Brown,

Speaker 43 it would be funny. But yeah,

Speaker 22 I think he's going to be a Steeler.

Speaker 18 I think Kirk Cousins might be a Brown.

Speaker 29 Maybe.

Speaker 22 But yeah, it feels like the QB carousel is slowing down. And then Titans take Cam Ward.

Speaker 4 Did you guys see Cam Ward throw the ball like 300 yards?

Speaker 37 That was sick.

Speaker 22 That was so sick.

Speaker 37 There was that takeaway from Pro Day. And then there was the Alex Restrepo 40-yard dash time from Miami's Pro Day.
Did you see what he ran?

Speaker 25 Yeah, he tweaked something.

Speaker 29 Yeah, he ran a 4-8.

Speaker 37 He tweaks something. He ran a 4-8.
And speed isn't everything. I guess they're going to look at the tape.

Speaker 37 Our good friend Arian Foster ran like a 4-7-5 at his pro day, and he had like a tweaked hamstring. He was pretty good when he put the pads on.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 26 Yeah.

Speaker 60 So, I mean, this is, I hope there's no more news coming tonight.

Speaker 18 I mean, let's just say it.

Speaker 12 If Rodgers is a Steeler,

Speaker 37 we can be the first to report it.

Speaker 48 Aaron Rodgers is a Steeler.

Speaker 37 I think he'll be better than Russ Wilson.

Speaker 36 Should I text him and ask him?

Speaker 7 Just Steeler's question mark?

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 15 This is every text that I text have ever texted him has felt like the last text ever that he'll.

Speaker 43 Well, he doesn't respond to basically any of them. So,

Speaker 43 all right, I've sent it.

Speaker 48 Steeler's question mark.

Speaker 37 What do you think his response is? I feel like it might be emphasized.

Speaker 79 No response.

Speaker 15 The last time he responded was July 9th when we were interviewing him at Tahoe, and I just said, we're set up at the clubhouse. He said, I'll be over soon.

Speaker 29 Okay. All right.

Speaker 29 And then there's just the, there's just nothing.

Speaker 43 There's just nothing.

Speaker 29 So

Speaker 21 maybe, I mean, now that we have the JFK assassination stuff, maybe we'll have a conversation with him this summer.

Speaker 37 I feel like he's probably booked up for the next six months reviewing those documents.

Speaker 29 That's true. That's true.

Speaker 20 Okay.

Speaker 2 Let's kick it back to ourselves.

Speaker 56 Good job.

Speaker 3 Good live. We haven't done a live break in in a while.

Speaker 60 Feels good to be back on this.

Speaker 37 So what were you guys doing? What was the routine when the news broke?

Speaker 39 I was making hot dogs for my kids' dinner, and then it happened.

Speaker 4 And,

Speaker 18 yeah, that was about it.

Speaker 30 Hank, what were you doing?

Speaker 79 You know, I like to keep my private life private

Speaker 79 outside of the show, and I would appreciate it if you guys would respect.

Speaker 29 What's that in your back seat?

Speaker 79 Oh, that's my gym bag.

Speaker 29 Oh, that's your gym bag. Oh, okay.

Speaker 37 What about there's a lot of trees?

Speaker 29 Are you out in the forest?

Speaker 79 Yeah, that's my gym bag.

Speaker 22 That's your gym bag.

Speaker 29 Okay.

Speaker 22 Yeah. Yeah, there are a lot of trees where you are.

Speaker 79 Yeah, you know,

Speaker 79 I like to get out and

Speaker 79 get some nature under my feet.

Speaker 37 Some nature under your feet. Ground yourself.
That's a really nice thing.

Speaker 79 Exercise. I was exercising.
I was exercising in nature.

Speaker 5 The ball marker is still on your hat.

Speaker 79 If you must know. If you must know.

Speaker 5 Hey, your ball marker's still on your hat.

Speaker 79 Again, like, you know what? Work ends, and it's like,

Speaker 79 I don't judge or criticize you for what you do outside of work. I was here.
We said we're going to record, and I'm here.

Speaker 37 Yeah, sure, you were if you criticize Big Cat for making dinner for his family.

Speaker 26 Yeah, yeah, I know you. And Hank, you credit to you.

Speaker 18 You're like, I'm ready to go. Yeah,

Speaker 79 I left the eighth T-box.

Speaker 29 Oh, you were golfing?

Speaker 42 Again, private life, private.

Speaker 79 Like, I would respect some privacy, but that's fine if you guys must know.

Speaker 29 Okay.

Speaker 20 Okay.

Speaker 36 All right.

Speaker 2 Let's kick it back to ourselves.

Speaker 39 Keep going with the show.

Speaker 3 Okay. Any other stories? Oh, Juju.

Speaker 23 Juju.

Speaker 52 Juju Watkins.

Speaker 37 Tor ACL. That sucked.

Speaker 29 Didn't suck. She's awesome.

Speaker 74 We're talking women's college hoopsink.

Speaker 37 She's the best player. Her and Pennsylvania.

Speaker 20 They play ball, too.

Speaker 61 They got next.

Speaker 11 She is. She's like Carmelo.

Speaker 52 She's woman Carmelo.

Speaker 37 So she gets hurt, and then I think the odds drop from... What, 7 to 1, 8 to 1 for UFC? Now they're like 25 to 1.
Maybe Ewing Theory. Maybe Juju theory.

Speaker 29 I don't know.

Speaker 52 It does suck, though. She's so much fun to watch.

Speaker 37 Jew Jewish conspiracy. Maybe she, maybe now it's time to bet on the Trojans.

Speaker 42 Yeah. This is the Jaden Daniels mom hex.

Speaker 29 Oh.

Speaker 37 That's me and Hank. Oh, wow.

Speaker 29 I need math to do that. Think about shoes.

Speaker 37 Well, I got concerned.

Speaker 42 We never talked about this. I saw it.
I asked PFT to do some research. I don't know if you got to the bottom of it.

Speaker 37 I did do some research. There's rumors that they're cousins.
It might be cousins that their families are close. It might be cousins actually in the literal term.

Speaker 37 But there was a picture that went viral of Jaden Daniels sitting next to Juju Watkins on the sidelines at the NCAA tournament, and they look to be having a good time.

Speaker 37 And then a later picture came out. I assume that Jaden's mom saw him sitting next to a girl, which violates the core no-girl philosophy that they have.

Speaker 37 And she came and sat in between them, chaperoning them on a date. I don't know if they're cousins.
Don't know if they're more than cousins. I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 37 I just know that if the two of them were to ever procreate, I would like to immediately draft that baby baby

Speaker 37 into whatever sport.

Speaker 24 But she was hanging out and then tore ACL.

Speaker 37 Hanging out toward the ACL.

Speaker 37 It sounds like you're wishing an injury on Jaden right now.

Speaker 42 No, I'm just wondering, like, at what point, you know, does the mom let the son just live his life?

Speaker 29 Yeah. No girls.

Speaker 10 You got to have girls at some point.

Speaker 37 No girls. I don't know, Hank.
I don't know.

Speaker 37 That might be her niece.

Speaker 42 Like, it's getting a little weird, no?

Speaker 53 PFT was showing everyone the picture.

Speaker 38 Like, it was like, he's like, look at this.

Speaker 75 Well, I showed it.

Speaker 37 I didn't think it could happen. I showed Big Cat.

Speaker 42 But then the mom came and just,

Speaker 29 yeah.

Speaker 54 I didn't see the mom thing until after.

Speaker 42 It was, you know, the video of Rihanna and I forget who the actor was at MSG, and it's Rihanna, the actor's son, and then the actor.

Speaker 42 And then, you know, they cut to the camera 20 minutes later, and the actor switched seats with his son and was like macking on Rihanna. Yeah.

Speaker 42 That's what it was, like reverse, except Jay and Daniel's mom.

Speaker 5 There's a big Italian mom move.

Speaker 54 Yeah.

Speaker 29 No girls.

Speaker 74 You got to let him have some girls.

Speaker 37 No girls. That's crazy.
No girls. That's crazy.
I'm sure that they have a good Hank.

Speaker 37 All you're going off of is like a second and a half clip, and it sounds to me like you're wishing a severe injury on. I'm not.

Speaker 29 I'm asking questions.

Speaker 29 I'm not saying injury. I'm just asking like.

Speaker 37 Is it the Jaden Daniels mom hex?

Speaker 42 Yeah, well, that's like she clearly does not like her if she's trying to sit in between them and not let him live her life.

Speaker 29 Maybe.

Speaker 37 Maybe she knows something you don't know.

Speaker 29 Maybe I guess.

Speaker 31 Okay, Okay, any other stories that we missed?

Speaker 20 We were in that kind of dull waiting for NBA and NHL playoffs.

Speaker 29 What?

Speaker 42 That's who it was. Ethan Hawk and Rihanna.

Speaker 30 Ethan Hawk.

Speaker 22 Do we have any other...

Speaker 54 Oh, is Jason Tatum okay?

Speaker 54 Yeah.

Speaker 29 He rolled his ankle.

Speaker 42 He's rolled his ankle before. Okay.

Speaker 39 I was just wondering. He'll be good.

Speaker 74 Sabonis, that was kind of dirty by him.

Speaker 75 Very dirty.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 74 Not jumping under him, but getting in his landing spot.

Speaker 37 He knows what he's doing.

Speaker 29 Bulls just keep winning, and I don't know

Speaker 39 they're just going to get in the play-in game.

Speaker 22 They're doing the Jerry Reinsruff. They're like making sure they get to exactly 38 wins.

Speaker 30 Yeah.

Speaker 22 And Kobe White has been awesome, and Boozlis is a good draft pick, but it's just such a, he's got you right where he just got us again,

Speaker 38 right where we want him, right where he wants us in that they're competing for a play-in game.

Speaker 41 at the end of you know march early april that's exactly what he wants and it's going to ruin everything.

Speaker 52 Yeah, I mean, at this point, it's too far that they couldn't, even if they lost out, it's like their draft pick wouldn't be bad.

Speaker 68 So it's like, I guess just root for the young guys. But then when you say, I guess just root for the young guys, and they are playing a lot of fun.

Speaker 39 They're shooting a lot of threes.

Speaker 21 Your boy Josh Giddy's having a time.

Speaker 17 He's good.

Speaker 35 But they're playing fun basketball, but

Speaker 24 he got us again.

Speaker 58 Because you're like, I found myself watching and being like, man,

Speaker 39 they're fun to watch.

Speaker 5 That's exactly what he wants.

Speaker 29 What are you pulling up? Oh, watch the number one pick.

Speaker 37 Draft lottery simulator. Yeah.

Speaker 20 Big man Cooper flat.

Speaker 30 Love that. Love that.

Speaker 37 Big man. I mean, the Celtics know how to take care of a big man with an ankle injury.
Jason Taylor.

Speaker 1 All right. Simmit, simit 10 times.

Speaker 69 That was a bad lottery for me.

Speaker 57 Miami just won the lottery, Sim.

Speaker 52 So that's one time.

Speaker 37 Sim it 10 times.

Speaker 51 Let's see

Speaker 67 how many times Washington's going to get it.

Speaker 69 There's Washington number 10. Nice.
I like that.

Speaker 52 That's huge.

Speaker 29 Miami again.

Speaker 37 It feels like Miami.

Speaker 29 We can't get it to eight.

Speaker 7 Focus on the top pick.

Speaker 29 We don't care. Yeah.

Speaker 29 Raxers. And the Bulls, too.
Yeah. Wow.
All right.

Speaker 69 That's a good looking lot over here.

Speaker 30 Okay.

Speaker 29 Brooklyn.

Speaker 75 Damn it.

Speaker 74 For you.

Speaker 22 Utah.

Speaker 22 Hank, can you please focus? We're doing the draft.

Speaker 37 Utah again.

Speaker 10 Utah again.

Speaker 37 Mormon magic.

Speaker 39 I know you don't care, but you should care.

Speaker 29 Miami. I don't care.

Speaker 69 I'm also not keeping track of how many times we've done this.

Speaker 29 No, I haven't either.

Speaker 29 There you go. I'll take that.

Speaker 30 PFD.

Speaker 29 You'll take second? I'll take that. Oh, wow.
Can you handshake that?

Speaker 29 I'll handshake that right now. Me, too.

Speaker 52 That's huge.

Speaker 30 Who do you want?

Speaker 69 One of the Ruckers guys.

Speaker 33 Ace Bailey.

Speaker 29 Washington again. Or Harper.

Speaker 29 Miami. All right.
This is the last and final one. We saw a lot of Miami.

Speaker 26 Last and final one, though. We saw a lot of Miami.

Speaker 69 Last and final one. Miami, I feel like, was every time.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 29 Toronto. Toronto.

Speaker 69 That was bad for both.

Speaker 37 This is bad for me. 0% it goes to Toronto.
Yeah. 0%.
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 29 Zero.

Speaker 37 I feel like it's going to be Miami now. Yeah.

Speaker 10 That was a lot of Miami.

Speaker 43 They just saw a lot of Miami.

Speaker 6 Okay.

Speaker 22 Should we do, let's do quickly, we have to do a pick for Thursday and Friday together as a team.

Speaker 17 We haven't been doing well.

Speaker 18 Okay?

Speaker 18 We got to pick a winner here.

Speaker 24 As a team, we have not been doing well.

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Speaker 29 All right, Thursday.

Speaker 22 Thursday, Thursday, Thursday.

Speaker 52 We can't bet against Maryland because we're about to talk to SVP.

Speaker 42 I want to bet on Maryland.

Speaker 29 You want to bet on Maryland? Okay. With the points.

Speaker 58 Maryland plus six and a half.

Speaker 53 I also would like to bet the over in BYU, Alabama.

Speaker 54 I know it's very high, but that should be fun.

Speaker 29 Although, Alabama can't hit threes.

Speaker 63 I wanted to bet on BYU. Okay, so then let's do BYU,

Speaker 63 Maryland, and then let's take the over in Arizona Duke.

Speaker 29 Okay.

Speaker 31 Caleb Love, just go off.

Speaker 29 I like it. I like that.

Speaker 37 He wanted Duke. He wanted the way that he played at the end of that.

Speaker 1 Did you see the clip of where he almost?

Speaker 54 Can you try to find it after the game?

Speaker 25 Caleb Love, great job by him because he wanted to talk some real shit about Duke in a bulletin board moment, and you could see him catch himself in real time being like, why don't I not do this?

Speaker 37 Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 58 Can you find that, Max?

Speaker 22 Max is

Speaker 22 pulling it up.

Speaker 12 Killed love post-game.

Speaker 29 Okay,

Speaker 29 on

Speaker 25 Friday night, there it is.

Speaker 71 That's the clip right there.

Speaker 68 Watch this clip.

Speaker 74 Play from the beginning.

Speaker 29 He was just thinking there for a second, like, ah, I want to say so much shit right now.

Speaker 37 He like he yelled at himself. He goes, Hey, hey, like, that's a sound that I make when Blake is about to get into the trash.

Speaker 29 Hey, hey,

Speaker 37 he did that to himself. That's a very good moment for him.
That's great. Good recognition, Caleb.

Speaker 30 Great recognition.

Speaker 52 Yeah, it'd be so fun if he just went off.

Speaker 29 I think Duke's going to win it all, though.

Speaker 45 Yeah.

Speaker 44 I'm pretty set in that

Speaker 29 thought.

Speaker 43 I mean, winning in a second-round game, by the way, they did against Baylor, just not competitive.

Speaker 26 All right, the Friday games.

Speaker 22 What are we thinking?

Speaker 63 Two big-time March coaches in Izzo versus Chris Beard.

Speaker 27 I actually have a stat for it from our friend Chris Felica.

Speaker 68 He had some nuggets, and here it is.

Speaker 14 So I think Michigan State's favored by two and a half right now on DraftKings.

Speaker 2 Six, or let's see, let me see this.

Speaker 43 Since 2018, there have been five instances of a two-seed favored by three points or fewer in the Sweet 16.

Speaker 10 Two seeds have lost four of those five games.

Speaker 22 But here's the crazy part.

Speaker 49 Two of those four wins for the lower seed or the higher seed were Chris Beard.

Speaker 34 So Chris Beard has taken down two two seeds in this exact situation of being favored or underdog of three or less.

Speaker 37 Izzo's also a very good coach.

Speaker 33 Izzo's also a very good coach.

Speaker 25 And also, Michigan State.

Speaker 68 I think Michigan State, like as a team, reading everything from them,

Speaker 22 they might refuse to leave the floor if they lose this game.

Speaker 29 They want to win so bad. Yeah.

Speaker 7 Okay, we can pass on this game.

Speaker 29 I like Ole Miss.

Speaker 20 You like Ole Miss?

Speaker 37 Okay. I don't have a good read on it.

Speaker 51 I like Tennessee.

Speaker 45 Minus four and a half. Okay.

Speaker 52 They've lost twice to Kentucky this year in their favorite.

Speaker 37 SEC. Chaslanier has been playing so good in this tournament.

Speaker 37 I kind of wish that this game had happened sooner for Tennessee. If this game was scheduled for Monday, I feel like Tennessee rolls.
But I don't know. He's been so hot.
I like Tennessee too. Fuck it.

Speaker 37 Okay. And then

Speaker 37 I like Michigan. I like Michigan.
Nine and a half is a lot of points.

Speaker 38 I love Houston.

Speaker 24 I think Houston's going to dominate Purdue.

Speaker 74 I said something nice about Purdue Sunday. This might say something mean about Purdue.

Speaker 48 You're going to get your fucking ass kicked.

Speaker 42 All right, so let me switch Ole Miss to Houston. I like that more too.
Okay.

Speaker 37 All right, so Tennessee.

Speaker 29 Tennessee, Michigan, Michigan, Houston.

Speaker 10 That's good.

Speaker 68 Two favorites and a dog. Yeah.

Speaker 37 I'm excited for the college basketball to get back.

Speaker 39 It was a tough Monday night.

Speaker 74 Just watching White Lotus. Ew.

Speaker 29 Ew. Ew.

Speaker 41 That's our White Lotus recap.

Speaker 37 They say it ties. No spoilers in your sister.

Speaker 29 Ew. Ew.

Speaker 77 Okay, should we do hot seat, cool throne and then get to our good friend Scott Van Pelt?

Speaker 29 Hot seat, cool throne.

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Speaker 71 Henry, hot seat cool trunk.

Speaker 42 My hot seat is Steph Curry.

Speaker 37 Yes. This is bad.

Speaker 42 It makes, I mean, it was too good to be true. It always is.
There was a viral video a few nights ago. It was over the weekend, I think.
Steph Curry, it was beyond a full court shot.

Speaker 42 He was basically in the tunnel. Yeah.
And he turned around, threw it to the other end of the court, and the ball went in. There was multiple angles.

Speaker 42 He celebrated. It was super viral.
Everyone celebrated.

Speaker 42 It looked like the LeBron Power Raid commercial from back in the day when he's just taking step backs and step backs and step backs. Clearly fake.

Speaker 42 But this one, you could see the ball the whole time. And in my head, I was like, I know this is fake, but I can't see where.

Speaker 42 But everyone, you know, is talking about it like it was real. It comes out Monday.
The video is fake. He did not make it in.
It basically.

Speaker 1 It wasn't a fake video.

Speaker 42 I don't know because the video that's the video that they showed showing it wasn't real. They haven't showed the fans celebrating.
Everyone celebrated like it was real.

Speaker 37 Yeah, because so he shot it from such a long distance away, and it looked looked like it went in. They celebrated because they thought that it went in.
We only saw that angle.

Speaker 53 It was a polar switch.

Speaker 37 Then the new, yeah, parallax angle. Then the new camera angle came out and he missed it short.

Speaker 29 It hit the net, but it didn't go in.

Speaker 37 So if you're at the other end, you think it went in. They showed that to us.
We were lied to.

Speaker 1 So it was a real video.

Speaker 25 He just never made the bass.

Speaker 37 Just never made it.

Speaker 64 You thought it was like a planned video?

Speaker 42 I still think it might be. Jury's not out.

Speaker 56 You think

Speaker 66 beforehand, they're like, hey, let's plan this video out and hope no one takes the video of him actually missing?

Speaker 37 So then you think the video from the closer angle is also fake?

Speaker 68 I think it's just he did this, and if you're looking from this angle from behind him, it looks like he hit it.

Speaker 40 Yes.

Speaker 68 Because the net moved.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 17 Wouldn't that be an easy explanation?

Speaker 42 No, because there was a second angle. I'm trying to find it.
There was a second angle. What am I missing here?

Speaker 37 Yeah, no, this is exactly what happened. Yeah, memes is raising his hand.
Yes, Memes?

Speaker 75 Sorry, the original video

Speaker 41 was cut short.

Speaker 75 You hear the celebration, and then it makes it seem like he made it, but there's another video where he knows he missed it and goes, it was this close.

Speaker 29 Oh,

Speaker 29 so. Okay, all right.
Okay.

Speaker 75 So the original viral post made it seem like he made it.

Speaker 23 Stay woke, Hank.

Speaker 26 I like that. You always got your guard up.

Speaker 42 Oh, you have to.

Speaker 37 But he does, he does like a little shimmy, right? He kind of celebrates it. See, he does like a little pose.

Speaker 69 But then he does the just so close.

Speaker 29 The the so close.

Speaker 42 Either way, Steph Curry has a cannon.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 42 Yeah. So far.

Speaker 22 Because you do that shot all the time

Speaker 41 when we finish recording late, full court.

Speaker 42 Yeah, and our ceilings are low, so sometimes I hit the ceiling, but that's.

Speaker 37 You miss you, you don't even get it to the rim like half the time.

Speaker 42 Sixty yards farther. Well, yeah, you have to deal with the l a low ceiling.

Speaker 74 But still, it's not even a full, it's like a high school gym, and you still don't even get it.

Speaker 42 Well, no, I do. I just hit the ceiling.
I could get it there easily.

Speaker 74 Well, I mean, I've seen a lot of times where you don't even get it there.

Speaker 42 Because I have to deal with the ceiling. Oh.

Speaker 37 But it doesn't get there.

Speaker 29 Right.

Speaker 29 Because of the ceiling.

Speaker 38 You try to throw the ball 70 feet and you don't get it there a lot of the time.

Speaker 17 84 feet, and you don't get it there a lot of the time.

Speaker 42 I can get it there whenever I want.

Speaker 29 Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 22 You sure? Yeah.

Speaker 37 How many shots do you think it would take you to make this shot?

Speaker 76 Go get it there right now.

Speaker 42 Right this second? Yeah.

Speaker 29 Go get it there right now. He'll film you.

Speaker 40 Yeah, well, he'll film you and put it into the thing.

Speaker 3 There's a lot of pressure.

Speaker 29 It's going to be so. We'll filibuster.
All right, so you go get it there.

Speaker 37 Here's what's going to happen. He's going to hit the ceiling because he's going to be so juiced up.

Speaker 16 In some way, he's going to fail and then have a crazy excuse of why we're the assholes.

Speaker 37 I'm going to get it there. Big Cat's talking all this shit.
He doesn't think I'm strong. I'm going to be so strong.
I'm going to get it there. It's going to break a light.
You're getting there.

Speaker 37 That's my call, actually. Broken light.

Speaker 30 Yeah.

Speaker 29 Oh, broken light would be great.

Speaker 37 Speaking of broken light, so that the caps just re-signed Chikrin to an eight-year deal. Okay.

Speaker 37 He is an anti-light bulb guy. What does that mean? He doesn't have light bulbs in his house.
Is he Polish?

Speaker 52 He can't even know how to.

Speaker 37 No,

Speaker 37 he thinks that light bulbs are bad for you. So he's got just beeswax candles all around his house.

Speaker 22 So he's just waiting, and I don't want this to happen.

Speaker 21 I'm just saying he's just waiting to burn down his house.

Speaker 37 Burn down his house. Yeah,

Speaker 37 it's a mistake waiting to happen. But yeah, he's one of the anti-UV guys.
I didn't know those guys existed.

Speaker 26 Anti-light bulbs?

Speaker 37 That's the guy from Better Call Saw.

Speaker 57 Yeah, where's just yeah, the tinfoil everywhere?

Speaker 37 The tinfoil and the, yeah, puts everything inside a box outside.

Speaker 26 Anti-light bulbs.

Speaker 37 That's a new one. That is kind of crazy, right?

Speaker 37 Aaron Rodgers might become an anti-light bulb guy.

Speaker 10 Yeah, and then everyone might become an anti-light bulb.

Speaker 37 Yeah, it's just crystals. I just have crystals and candles in my house.
Anti-light bulbs.

Speaker 38 I've heard a lot of anti-like everything.

Speaker 63 I saw someone the other day was like, Cheetos shouldn't exist.

Speaker 37 That's bad.

Speaker 29 What the fuck, bad take?

Speaker 37 He's one of those guys that's like, if it's not found, if that color isn't found in nature, it shouldn't be on my food. Yeah.
All the neon colors are delicious on food.

Speaker 58 How about also you can just

Speaker 40 everyone can do what they want?

Speaker 25 Make Cheetos? You don't have to eat Cheetos. Yeah.

Speaker 26 Other people can. Did you make it? I almost.

Speaker 29 Oh, you almost?

Speaker 37 You gave the Steph Curry.

Speaker 1 You gave the Steph Curry? You almost made it?

Speaker 37 What is Hank? What is Hank? What's doing? Max is getting like some sort of.

Speaker 52 What did he just give you?

Speaker 67 Oh, he gave you a sandwich.

Speaker 13 He gave you a sandwich with nothing.

Speaker 37 You went out to take a shot.

Speaker 54 And then you got an egg sandwich when you came back?

Speaker 33 What just happened?

Speaker 75 Max was like, wait, hold on.

Speaker 42 Let me give you the sandwich right now.

Speaker 69 Well, you said you were hungry.

Speaker 72 You were like, I need that right now.

Speaker 29 Okay.

Speaker 26 What happened with the shot?

Speaker 69 The first one, he did not make it there. The second one was.
I made it.

Speaker 29 I wanted to go see the video. Put it up there.

Speaker 1 Deviant made it there.

Speaker 42 It was just to the left.

Speaker 64 Sounds like you didn't make it there.

Speaker 42 No, I absolutely made it there.

Speaker 29 How did you give me this fucking egg sandwich?

Speaker 29 What am I gonna do with this? Factor fiction.

Speaker 22 Did you say I need that so bad?

Speaker 29 Yeah, but like, I don't, I want to eat it. That is a wild movie.
I just hand him a sandwich.

Speaker 69 Well, it was wrong in competitors' packaging, and I didn't want the competitors' packaging in there.

Speaker 31 That's fair, no free ads.

Speaker 46 I like that.

Speaker 37 That sandwich is from the ringer.

Speaker 29 Take a bite of the sandwich.

Speaker 30 Take a bite. Take a fucking sandwich.

Speaker 72 You want to take a bite.

Speaker 76 If you're not eat that sandwich, I'm going to eat that sandwich.

Speaker 30 Let me get a bite of that sandwich.

Speaker 29 Thank you. Fuck right.

Speaker 29 Did you miss your whack of it? Yeah, I'll take a whack of it. I also accidentally,

Speaker 69 I did a first order, sent it to my apartment.

Speaker 29 Oh,

Speaker 30 we've all been there, huh?

Speaker 32 Boys just eating sandwiches together.

Speaker 29 Oh, no, there's an egg on the couch.

Speaker 37 I missed it short to the left.

Speaker 29 All right, you have the video?

Speaker 42 I got distracted.

Speaker 20 There was one thing you had to do.

Speaker 29 How do you get distracted?

Speaker 72 Well, we started talking about the food.

Speaker 37 Yeah, food got involved, and Max's priorities shifted.

Speaker 29 Foo got involved, and Max was like, I have to get involved in this conversation. Kind of.

Speaker 72 Well, I was part of the conversation.

Speaker 69 I was.

Speaker 10 Hank, what happened there?

Speaker 42 Outside? You were short? No, I was just to the left on the first one, and then the second one hit the.

Speaker 10 So you can get it there anytime you want.

Speaker 42 Yeah, the second one hit the square.

Speaker 14 So do you say you have the same arm strength as Steph Curry?

Speaker 42 No, because

Speaker 42 that video is probably twice the length.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 42 That was my takeaway from the video is he has an absolute cannon.

Speaker 43 Cannons.

Speaker 74 Pelosi.

Speaker 30 Cannons.

Speaker 20 Okay, well, Max, we...

Speaker 69 It says sending. I don't know.

Speaker 69 On my phone, it says sending, so it hasn't sent yet.

Speaker 29 Okay.

Speaker 29 Oh, there it is. We got it.

Speaker 10 All right, here it is.

Speaker 21 Hank's first attempt.

Speaker 24 He throws it.

Speaker 32 Did not get it there.

Speaker 29 Did not get it there. It did.

Speaker 1 You cannot get it there anytime you want.

Speaker 37 Two things. One, it didn't get there.
Two, Hank is probably 15 yards closer than Stephanie. Yeah.

Speaker 29 You cannot get it there.

Speaker 42 That was the entire beginning of this point. I never said it was the same length.
But you can't get it there.

Speaker 30 I can get it because I know he's like twice as long.

Speaker 37 You can back up to where he was.

Speaker 29 Yeah, and

Speaker 52 it confirms you cannot get it there anytime you want.

Speaker 26 I got it there. You did not get it there.

Speaker 29 Look where it landed. They should have landed.
Did you hear that noise you just made?

Speaker 66 That was a great noise you made.

Speaker 37 That was close.

Speaker 29 Second time you actually got it there.

Speaker 25 First time did not get it there.

Speaker 29 All right. What's your cool throne?

Speaker 42 I don't know. Still me.

Speaker 31 What's the button still on you?

Speaker 42 My cool throne was Jane Daniel's mom. We talked about that, so I'll go with Ashton Hall.

Speaker 32 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so let's get into this because that was going to be

Speaker 29 my hot seat.

Speaker 22 Memes, you have been tasked with this.

Speaker 34 Explain a meme to us.

Speaker 75 I've DM Max every single video.

Speaker 22 Okay, so

Speaker 29 what are you doing?

Speaker 29 Let's switch seats.

Speaker 29 Oh, look at this. Quick little story.

Speaker 42 So, this guy, Ashton Hall, went viral on Twitter over the weekend.

Speaker 42 Someone posted his morning routine video. Maybe the most viral video I've ever seen on Twitter.

Speaker 42 Right now, it's 765 million views. Holy shit, shit, it was getting posted over and over and over again.
765 million views. Obviously, everyone's posting it.

Speaker 37 The morning routine.

Speaker 42 Dude Viner texted me last night. Yeah.
Just said, check this out. And it was the video.

Speaker 42 Which is the most, like, it's everywhere.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, he said that to me, too.

Speaker 49 Does he

Speaker 47 do his texts go to everyone?

Speaker 37 I don't know because he normally texts in all caps for his picks. Yeah.
And so I assume that goes to everyone at the same time.

Speaker 37 But the last five times he's texted me something else that's been in lowercase, you guys have gotten the same text at the same time. Yeah.
So yeah, he sent, check this out. Yeah, at like 8 p.m.

Speaker 29 last night.

Speaker 25 All right, memes, go ahead.

Speaker 82 So he's a lifestyle coach.

Speaker 57 Okay, already bullshit.

Speaker 75 Already bullshit.

Speaker 68 He has a two-hour morning routine.

Speaker 75 That's pretty much it. He's just a lifestyle coach.

Speaker 37 He's a former college running back, too.

Speaker 29 Former college running back. He averaged

Speaker 40 six attempts on eight yards.

Speaker 1 The funny part about these videos is

Speaker 41 he does a morning routine video, and he absolutely does nothing.

Speaker 61 Like,

Speaker 22 he is up at the gym.

Speaker 1 He's up at 4 a.m.

Speaker 22 writing stuff onto a piece of paper.

Speaker 57 He's going to the gym.

Speaker 1 He's eating bananas, rubbing banana peels on his face, and he still hasn't done any work. Like, 9.05 comes around, and he's not even doing work.

Speaker 22 He's just dunking his face into water.

Speaker 37 He doesn't do anything. He spends six hours in the morning journaling, doing UV light therapy.
Or no, that's the IR sauna, right? He's in like the infrared sauna. Yeah.
He goes to the gym.

Speaker 37 He jumps into the gym for four minutes. Yep.

Speaker 37 And then the funniest part is when he's at his computer and he just goes, yeah, I'm going to need 10,000. Right.
And then it just cuts the next one. 10,000 of what? We don't know.

Speaker 49 He also,

Speaker 53 the reason I like this guy is that he's not in on the joke because he did a video, I think, Monday, being like, hey, I see everyone making similar videos.

Speaker 22 I would say I appreciate it.

Speaker 37 That was a video from February that was already out. Oh, that was already out.
But it still stands. He says that he,

Speaker 37 there's been a lot of people that copied him and copied what he did. Mocked him.
No, copied him.

Speaker 37 And they do similar things to his ASMR workouts. Yeah.
And so people copy that. You're right, making fun of him.
He doesn't realize that they're making fun of him.

Speaker 37 And then he had a moment of clarity where he thought to himself, you know what? A lot of people followed Jesus too and mimicked him.

Speaker 37 So if he's good enough to allow people to mimic him, then I can be good enough to allow people to mimic me. Yeah, so very Christ-like.
Okay.

Speaker 75 Yeah, so he made that video back in February, but the guy, there's an original guy from about two years ago who made one of these videos who went viral, and he clapped back at him saying,

Speaker 75 Something forgot I got talked about for two months straight and ain't say a word. So he's going back at Hall for this.

Speaker 29 For what?

Speaker 37 So Ashton Hall copied this guy.

Speaker 29 Oh. Yeah.

Speaker 82 This is the OG

Speaker 37 morning routine.

Speaker 29 Drew Walls.

Speaker 37 And can you read that tweet again?

Speaker 75 Something forget I got talked about for two months straight and ain't say a word.

Speaker 63 So it's essentially, at what point do you think we're going to reach like critical mass of influencers where there's so everyone's everyone's an influencer that we don't have enough people to be influenced yeah too many chiefs not enough guardians right i feel like we're there yeah probably this guy's doing nothing and yes we're making fun of him but he also thinks he's kind of killing it right i think he kind of is killing it 765 million views i guess he is killing it you're right and also the guy is jacked up So whatever his routine is, he has an insane amount of dedication to it.

Speaker 37 The banana peel facial that everybody was talking about, rubbing a banana peel on your face.

Speaker 37 If you don't remember, our good friend Uncle Chaps did that like four years ago, and he got potassium poisoning inside of his eye because he rubbed a banana peel on his face one time, and he had to basically have his eyelid lanced open and had surgery done on his eye, and it's still kind of fucked up to this day.

Speaker 37 So don't, don't rub banana peels on your face. Bananas are for eating.

Speaker 42 I'll also say the Ashton Hall, at least, like,

Speaker 42 you know, he is super jacked. He's kind of, and he, like, you know, has designer bags.
He wears like super expensive bags and bracelets to go to the gym.

Speaker 42 Makes no sense, but he's got like the the weird like incel alpha male energy thing going this guy drew walls literally just goes to target oh but that's more relatable i there's i i'm not like he literally makes an entire video about like buying groceries i'm not going i love that guy too yeah i'm not going to uh make any judgments on ashton hall i'm just going to

Speaker 63 guess

Speaker 37 he might be in like some credit card debt with the with the things that he owns and doesn't seem to be doing a lot of actual business you know what did you hear him he's like i'm gonna need ten thousand he's buying ten thousand something yeah so i like i like both these guys i like the guy that goes to target that just because it's so funny you set a camera up on a tripod and then you you wheel the shopping cart into the frame you get something off the shelf wheel the shopping cart out then you go and you pick up your tripod and you and you move on to the next place like i am in love with the i want somebody to film him filming himself yeah that would be a great video that would be behind the scenes i uh like there's an entertainment value, though, where it's like you, I, there's a

Speaker 42 non-zero chance there's satire involved with Ash and Hall.

Speaker 30 Like, he has Rolls-Royce's

Speaker 29 not with him. He has Rolls-Royce's following him running.

Speaker 40 Yeah, those are leased.

Speaker 29 They have to be.

Speaker 3 Are rented. What does he do?

Speaker 32 Does he have a business?

Speaker 29 Life coach. Okay.

Speaker 30 Life coach.

Speaker 44 Yeah, my get morning routine would literally just be me sitting on the toilet trying to take a shit.

Speaker 74 Yeah.

Speaker 37 Like, all right, now I'm ready to go.

Speaker 37 Mine would be telling Blake to not wake me up yet three times and then trying to start the El Camino, then letting Blake outside, then trying to start the El Camino again, then having a cup of coffee, trying to start the El Camino, putting Blake in his crate, and getting in my other car and driving to work.

Speaker 37 That's what my morning routine is. It's pretty good.

Speaker 41 Yeah.

Speaker 74 Yeah, mine would just be, yeah, trying to take a shit and then yelling at my kids to please put on their shoes.

Speaker 61 And then I go to work.

Speaker 37 Job gets done. The morning routine.

Speaker 12 What's yours, Hank?

Speaker 42 Wake up, coffee, come to work.

Speaker 37 You should do a video of your money.

Speaker 42 I'm not not a morning guy. Yeah.

Speaker 29 Oh, really? We're from the. What?

Speaker 64 Wake up, get angry at something.

Speaker 37 No. How do you handle that if there's nobody in your apartment when you wake up and you're angry? Who do you get that out on?

Speaker 42 I know I need 30 minutes. Like, literally, it takes me 30 minutes to be a human being?

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Yeah, but that's a good question.

Speaker 38 PFT asks, like, do you get angry at the thought of us?

Speaker 32 Because I would assume a lot of times.

Speaker 29 I'm angry.

Speaker 22 A lot of times when you come in, it's like the first thing you have to do is something with us.

Speaker 39 So are you like, these guys are the reason why I'm coming in this time?

Speaker 5 Fuck them.

Speaker 42 If I really don't, if I don't sleep enough and I wake up super late and have to be here within those 30 minutes, then yes.

Speaker 25 You're just raging against us the whole way in.

Speaker 42 Not against you. I'm just in a bad mood.
We're the machine. I'm just in a bad mood.

Speaker 37 Me and Big Cat are the machine, the man.

Speaker 37 Got to go to work for the man.

Speaker 45 I love that.

Speaker 59 I love that

Speaker 83 we literally get you out of bed in the morning.

Speaker 63 Of course. Our existence is what is what gets you out of bed.

Speaker 3 Not willingly.

Speaker 37 No. Memes, what's your morning routine?

Speaker 29 Wake up, just go on, go on Twitter for a couple hours.

Speaker 49 You should do a video.

Speaker 16 Oh, I miss that so much because I used, that used to be like when we first started doing this show, I'd just wake up and lay in bed for two hours before kids just being like, you know, like on Mondays after football Sundays, I just lay there for two hours just hanging out.

Speaker 37 What are other people talking about today?

Speaker 29 Yeah,

Speaker 75 and then coffee, shower, and then come in here.

Speaker 37 Max, what's yours?

Speaker 50 Eat a meatball,

Speaker 26 Max.

Speaker 31 Do you have bedside meatballs like people have water?

Speaker 69 No, I do not have bedside meatballs.

Speaker 37 He dunks his face into a bowl of meatballs.

Speaker 15 Bedside meatballs.

Speaker 29 Max wakes, he rolls over, just sticks a meatball in his mouth.

Speaker 69 No, I normally don't.

Speaker 83 Actually, Max, you should remake the video in the mouth tape instead of the mouth tape.

Speaker 29 This is you wake up, you roll over, and you spit out the meatball you've been resting in your cheek all night.

Speaker 29 Max has to sleep with a meatball in his mouth.

Speaker 30 That's fucked up.

Speaker 37 Yeah, it's a ball gag, except it's just veal.

Speaker 10 What's your morning routine, Max?

Speaker 69 I just wake up, listen to my dog cry,

Speaker 69 and then ask my girlfriend to take her out. She normally does it, and then I will lay in bed until I have to go.

Speaker 69 And then I'll normally, my girlfriend will ask me to do something, and I'll be like, I have to go for work. And she's like, what have you been doing the past hour and a half?

Speaker 26 That sounds very relatable.

Speaker 29 That's basically how it goes. Yep, that's very relatable.

Speaker 30 Like, yeah, I have to go.

Speaker 68 I'm rushing now.

Speaker 23 You can't actually go until you absolutely have to go.

Speaker 29 Correct.

Speaker 69 And then she'll ask me to do one thing on my way out. And then I always yelled at because she, yeah.

Speaker 29 Yeah, you're like, fuck, I have to go. I'm going to be late.

Speaker 29 Okay.

Speaker 29 Where are we? PFT's hot seat. That was a cool throne, right?

Speaker 37 My hot seat is the media.

Speaker 37 Media is on the hot seat. And I guess we can include ourselves in the media.
We were put there by Doc Rivers.

Speaker 37 Because Doc Rivers says no one tells the real story. And I'm fine with that.
It's unfair in some ways. I don't get enough credit for getting the three wins in the playoffs.
I get credit for losing.

Speaker 37 I always say, what if we had lost to Houston and six? No one cares. One of the things I'm proud of is we've never been swept.
All the coaches have been swept in the playoffs. My teams achieve.

Speaker 37 A lot of them overachieve, and I'm very proud of that. Wow.
So it's on us for not telling the full story about Doc Rivers. He has won three games in the playoffs many times.
That's in a series.

Speaker 41 So he's just basically changed the entire narrative to like, I haven't been swept.

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 10 I hope we have to bet on him to get swept this year.

Speaker 29 You think so? Yeah.

Speaker 37 Well, you're discounting the fact that when he loses the 3-1 leads, he's won three games. He's won three games.
That should be worth something.

Speaker 37 Like, if you get up 28-3 against the Patriots in the Super Bowl, that should be worth something.

Speaker 65 Who would the Bucs play

Speaker 36 like the Celtics could sweep him in the second round?

Speaker 40 It'd be the Cavs?

Speaker 74 We might have to bet on a sweep.

Speaker 37 You think the Cavs sweep the Bucs? I know.

Speaker 42 I think the Bucs beat the Cavs.

Speaker 29 Oh, really?

Speaker 37 You hate the Cavs, Hank. You do.

Speaker 30 You think the Cavs stink.

Speaker 31 You absolutely think the Cavs stink. Be honest.

Speaker 50 They lost four of their last five.

Speaker 31 But yeah, so they stink?

Speaker 42 No, they're number one in the East. I couldn't say that.
But you're not worried about it. How can you make that argument?

Speaker 37 Because you think that they'll get swept in the playoffs.

Speaker 42 No, I just didn't say swept. I just think the Bucs could beat them in a series.

Speaker 24 So, but are you rooting for, are you saying that because you can, you're kind of a little deep down scared of the Cavs?

Speaker 29 No.

Speaker 42 I would love a Cavs Celtic season.

Speaker 38 You'd be rooting for the Cavs against the Bucs.

Speaker 42 No.

Speaker 78 Who would you be rooting for?

Speaker 42 Bucs.

Speaker 37 Because you're scared of the Cavs.

Speaker 29 Yeah, that makes no sense.

Speaker 42 You guys don't have experience in the playoffs and being a championship contender. Do you want to play the team that's a better matchup for you? You want the worst teams to win.

Speaker 42 I'm not afraid of the Cavs. I would welcome a matchup versus the Cavs, but would I rather play the Bucs? Yes.
Do I think the Bucs can beat the Cavs? Yes.

Speaker 42 Do I know the Celtics can beat both of those teams? Yes.

Speaker 18 Who would you rather play?

Speaker 42 The Bucs.

Speaker 29 Okay.

Speaker 37 Scared of the Cavs. Scared of the Cavs.
Yeah, that's

Speaker 37 you just. You said, no, no, you guys are talking about my words.
And then you said, no, I'd like to play the team that's the better matchup. Meaning the team that you're not afraid of.

Speaker 42 Right. I'm not afraid of any team.

Speaker 83 But

Speaker 21 if given a choice,

Speaker 18 you would prefer not to play the Cavs.

Speaker 42 That does not mean afraid, but yeah, correct.

Speaker 29 Yeah, you're afraid, afraid.

Speaker 43 It's okay.

Speaker 37 You're scared. Say you're scared.

Speaker 42 I'm not scared.

Speaker 29 Okay.

Speaker 29 So then fucking the Cavs. Okay, there we go.

Speaker 32 Now you're not scared. I agree.

Speaker 3 But you are scared of the Bucs.

Speaker 29 Sure.

Speaker 37 You're scared scared, to be honest. Yeah.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 42 We beat him before, we'll beat him again.

Speaker 29 Okay.

Speaker 37 My cool throne is FIFA. FIFA's on the cool throne because former FIFA president Sepp Blatter was cleared of all corruption charges by a Swiss court Tuesday.

Speaker 37 So two and a half years after the original hearing. They were once.

Speaker 37 He was once the most powerful figure in global football, and now he's been cleared of fraud.

Speaker 37 So he was at the extraordinary appeals chamber of the Swiss Criminal Court, which is a crazy name for an appeals chamber.

Speaker 37 So anyone that was pointing a finger at Sepp Blatter and saying that FIFA is corrupt, Sepp Blatter is corrupt, guess what? You're wrong. He's been officially cleared.
He's done nothing wrong.

Speaker 23 Okay.

Speaker 23 So he's a good guy.

Speaker 37 Good guy. Never did anything wrong.
FIFA, it turns out, plot twist, not corrupt. Everything's above board in FIFA.

Speaker 29 Oh.

Speaker 1 So why'd we ever think that FIFA was doing anything wrong?

Speaker 37 Because we're getting billions of dollars to give the World Cup to Qatar and Saudi Arabia.

Speaker 37 Which, that, again, no proof of anything under the table happening there.

Speaker 29 Right.

Speaker 30 So, move on.

Speaker 58 Move the fuck on.

Speaker 37 I do like the fact that FIFA will just, they will always be corrupt. That's what they are.
They're a very corrupt thing. They're so corrupt that they get cleared of corruption charges.

Speaker 1 Right. I feel like that's just in their bylaws.

Speaker 41 Yes.

Speaker 29 To be corrupt. Yeah.

Speaker 54 So you can't even be mad at them when they do what everyone expects them to do.

Speaker 37 People were asking me to comment on the U.S. national team losing.

Speaker 37 Here's my comment. Who'd we lose to? I think we would lose to Panama.

Speaker 30 Oh, that's a good one. Who cares? We're automatically in.

Speaker 37 Who cares? That's my comment. Who cares?

Speaker 68 But Panama sticks.

Speaker 29 Who cares? Don't they?

Speaker 37 Who cares?

Speaker 42 We have a charity invite to the World Cup.

Speaker 37 We're hosting.

Speaker 29 Oh, we lost to Canada?

Speaker 19 That ain't good.

Speaker 37 Well, so did our hockey team. That was an all-star game.

Speaker 29 Yeah, true.

Speaker 37 Well, this tournament didn't mean anything.

Speaker 1 This was a tournament?

Speaker 29 It is a tournament.

Speaker 37 Was it the Nations League, the storied Nations League finals?

Speaker 24 God damn it.

Speaker 42 None of these tournaments mean anything. I think you got to win.

Speaker 37 Who cares? You got to lose before you win.

Speaker 68 We keep losing in these tournaments.

Speaker 37 What's our new coach? Everyone thought that our new coach would be great. I think he still will be great.
I think he intentionally lost these games to light a fire into the boys's.

Speaker 61 Well, it's our new coach combined with our Golden Generation.

Speaker 37 Golden Generation. Again,

Speaker 37 just make Messi a United States citizen.

Speaker 37 Just do that.

Speaker 29 I agree with that. Yeah.

Speaker 20 I'm 100% in on that.

Speaker 37 The coach is Argentinian.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 58 Okay, my hot seat is.

Speaker 14 Hey, PFT, can you explain this text thing that happened in Washington real quick?

Speaker 37 I think it's.

Speaker 1 My hot seat is that I guess there's a guy in the Trump administration named Dan Katz.

Speaker 29 Yes.

Speaker 34 And so his name was listed in it.

Speaker 22 And my hot seat is me because I was like, oh, shit, did they mention me?

Speaker 68 Because it was the date was when I was 16-0.

Speaker 22 And I was like, are they talking about 16-0?

Speaker 50 Really dumb thought.

Speaker 37 They might have been.

Speaker 36 He's actually a real person.

Speaker 37 They might have been.

Speaker 1 I got tagged tagnated a bunch.

Speaker 57 People are like, it was like direct.

Speaker 32 I think it's like Treasury Director.

Speaker 13 So someone made the joke, like, do you think they were thinking that 16-0 was going to solve the economy?

Speaker 24 I was like, maybe. And then I had to take a step back and be like, dude, shut the fuck up.

Speaker 37 This is an insane thought. The Federal Reserve should just be based on Big Cat's bets.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 37 I don't, I think it's still developing right now. But are you on Signal?

Speaker 29 I'm not.

Speaker 37 If you were on Signal, you might have been added to that group chat. I'm on.

Speaker 5 No, I'm on. I have a Telegram.

Speaker 37 Okay.

Speaker 37 If you were on Signal, they might have accidentally added you to the group chat okay so there's oh joc's on signal remember he said he was going to send adam shafter some fucked up shit that's right yeah i wonder if he yeah he might have got the invite so apparently there's a group chat when you're getting ready to bomb a place okay and they're like hey here's what we're gonna do here are our concerns here's how we're gonna bomb it they accidentally added the editor-in-chief of the atlantic to the group chat.

Speaker 32 Wait, they text before they're going to bomb?

Speaker 29 Apparently.

Speaker 37 That's crazy.

Speaker 37 I wonder what the picture is in the group chat. Yeah.
You You know how every group chat has that one image?

Speaker 22 What do they say? Bombs away, yeah.

Speaker 37 Just an F-18.

Speaker 37 So apparently they were planning on the bombing, and then they added probably the last guy in the world they would want to add, which is a guy that already hates them, that runs the Atlantic. Got it.

Speaker 37 He got added to the group chat, and then he released the logs, part of them from the group chat, and it was like, hey, here's how they plan to bomb the Houthis in Yemen. And then it happened.

Speaker 37 And then he left the group chat. By the way, if you get added to a group chat where the are planning war yeah how do you leave that group

Speaker 37 you got to stay in that group chat they were giving the details about what kind of planes and bombs and shit you got to stay and rip off a joke and then get kicked out yeah you got to make a joke about something or send a picture of your balls yeah that's what i would have done yeah send a picture of your balls to the group chat then log out and be like hey whose balls are those

Speaker 37 we accidentally add send coordinates to your rival's address yeah see if they'll just add one so apparently that's what happened there's a group chat for planning war damn Okay.

Speaker 37 I would like to be in that group chat. I would just like, just because I want to know about the different planes they're going to use.

Speaker 29 Just see it.

Speaker 38 All right.

Speaker 39 And then my cool tone, I should have mentioned this on Monday.

Speaker 78 I did watch the whole game, but we were talking basketball on Monday.

Speaker 24 The Wisconsin Badgers women's hockey team won another national title four out of six years, eight total, dominant.

Speaker 19 And they had a

Speaker 68 shootout goal with 18 seconds left to bring it to overtime and then beat the Buckeyes.

Speaker 10 The Puckeyes, the lady Puckeyes.

Speaker 37 Did the Puck go backwards on the shootout?

Speaker 43 Or on the penalty shot?

Speaker 29 No.

Speaker 17 They reviewed it.

Speaker 24 They reviewed if

Speaker 52 she stopped her forward motion. She did not.
She just made a great play.

Speaker 25 And yeah, Dynasty.

Speaker 37 There was like an hour on Sunday where... No matter what TV you were looking at, there was a review going on.
Yes. It could have been in hockey.
There were a couple of those.

Speaker 37 It could have been in any number of basketball games. Basketball is like 30% reviews now.
Yeah.

Speaker 55 We needed no review game.

Speaker 61 We just need a night, a week, no reviews.

Speaker 22 Just let it fucking fly.

Speaker 37 I wanted to see a fight in that Badgers-Buckeyes game.

Speaker 44 Yeah.

Speaker 37 Do they fight?

Speaker 22 I don't think so, but they do play every single year.

Speaker 39 It's the Sunday of the first round, and the Badgers played the Buckeyes in the national championship.

Speaker 29 And we got their number now.

Speaker 21 They got us last year. We got them this year.
Four out of six.

Speaker 37 That's a dynasty. Dynasty.
That's a dynasty.

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Speaker 30 Okay, we now welcome on a very, very, very, very good friend.

Speaker 35 It is Scott Van Pelt, and we welcome him on because his Maryland Terrapins are in the Sweet 16 for the first time in a long time, and they had the best moment from the weekend, and we wanted to talk some hoops with Scott.

Speaker 39 Scott, first of all, congrats. That was an awesome game.

Speaker 29 Walk us through

Speaker 25 your range of emotions, knowing that

Speaker 59 you maybe root for the Maryland Terrapins harder than anyone roots for any team.

Speaker 85 Did you really just say walk us through your emotions?

Speaker 47 Yes, walk us through your your emotions because your emotions are crazy in a Terps game.

Speaker 37 Yeah, if you have like two steps or maybe three steps that you went through. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait, I didn't know I did not.

Speaker 29 Oh, wow.

Speaker 3 I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 26 I did not do that on purpose.

Speaker 1 BFT picked up on it before I picked up on it.

Speaker 1 I'm a team no travel guy.

Speaker 85 What are we doing with this? Fanta nailed it the other night. Like this tournament has largely lacked.
It's largely lacked those moments that make the tournament the tournament.

Speaker 85 Then we get one, but because we live in this space now where we can't exist unless we're pissed at everything, oh, he walked.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 85 Okay.

Speaker 85 Well, Sterator said he didn't. I could show you a video of a Colorado State guy doing the exact same thing.
Oh, well, that happened earlier in the game.

Speaker 85 Well, they got two points and no one gave a shit because that's just basketball in the modern era. Anyway, the emotions were insane.
I am. Look, I thought as I got older, I'd grow away from this.

Speaker 85 That's not been the case.

Speaker 85 I really, really like Maryland basketball. I have a lot of fun with it.
This team's been fun. Queen was the kid that they hoped they'd keep

Speaker 85 in Maryland, and he stayed. He could have gone anywhere.
Five-star guy, a lottery guy. And then he has an incredible moment.
And I talked about this with Stanford Steve on our pod.

Speaker 85 And Big Ken, I look forward to the days when you're telling me this version of your story. I'm out with my youngest kid, and he's very, very Zen.
He's very stoic. He's like, we're good.

Speaker 85 We're going to take it home. Colorado State makes a three.
He's like, dad, I don't think we're going to win.

Speaker 85 And I said, buddy, you got to stay in the fight, man. And then they make it, and it's just absolute chaos, the family jumping around.
It was, it was, it was unreal.

Speaker 85 I mean, like, Maryland's lost a lot of heartbreaking games this year at the buzzer. I thought it was going to be another one, and then it wasn't.

Speaker 62 Yeah, yeah, it really did feel like that.

Speaker 63 I told you, I was like, I felt like Colorado State had somehow just,

Speaker 6 they were going to be the team of Destiny.

Speaker 34 They were going to be the big story going into the Sweet 16 of, you know, Nico Medved, who's now in Minnesota, and

Speaker 50 these guys play incredible ball, and you snatched it.

Speaker 53 And I just loved Derrick Queen being the guy who's like, I want the ball.

Speaker 82 It was a big boy move, too.

Speaker 1 It maybe wasn't the most aesthetically pleasing buzzer beater.

Speaker 25 You know, not a step back three.

Speaker 3 Don't care. That move rocked.

Speaker 85 Well, I mean, old school off-glass. And I mean, in real time,

Speaker 85 it's like happening in slow motion.

Speaker 85 And I'm like, oh, that's so far off and then it's no it's actually not it's perfect off glass and um yeah i mean it was it's like you know it's a hoosiers moment i'll make it jimmy chitwood and you know i did an interview with the baltimore sun last week and the legend goes when he was you know coming up in baltimore they called him black baby jokic and you know he's he's he he's not he's not like the most fast twitch, you know, put your elbow above the square dude and he's he's not like muscle bound.

Speaker 85 But like Jokic has changed

Speaker 85 the entire paradigm of what you're supposed to look like, right? I mean, you can look like whatever if you've got high IQ and a

Speaker 85 ton of talent and big balls, and Derek's got all that.

Speaker 37 I feel like Jokic could also learn from wearing the long sleeve shirt underneath the jersey. That might, you know, diminish some of the razor-barb cuts that he gets on his arms every game.

Speaker 85 If for no other reason than the back of his triceps or where his triceps would be if he had them to look like they've been ginsued. I mean, like, every year it's like, what happened to this dude, man?

Speaker 85 It's crazy. You're right.
I think the long sleeves is the play. Yeah.

Speaker 37 So, Scott, we've talked to a few friends of yours over the years that have gave, you know, given their side of things for what it's like to watch a TERPS game with Scott Van Pelt.

Speaker 37 What are you like during TERPS games? Do you do you entertain outsiders or is it

Speaker 37 Maryland fans or nothing?

Speaker 85 There'll be none of that.

Speaker 85 I really prefer not to watch with anyone. I mean, we're

Speaker 85 in Florida, and there's like an outside setup with a TV here and the inside setup was bad. So I just left and came outside and my my youngest came out to hang with me because he like he's allowed.

Speaker 29 He's good.

Speaker 85 But short of that, I mean, it's a very small list. I mean, like, there's no, this isn't a joke.
If I was at work, I'd show you. They literally made a sign for me that says panic room.

Speaker 85 And I would watch in this room by myself at work because I was so insufferable to be around that they just said, look, we're going to give you a panic room.

Speaker 85 You can watch the games in there, and the rest of us can operate in peace. So I get it.
I'm not the most,

Speaker 85 I'm not the calmest dude, but I mean, the other night, I don't know, my little guy kept me calm. He was, he was good.

Speaker 85 Everything was good until the last minute when he abandoned ship and told me we weren't going to win. But

Speaker 85 I don't know. Like I said, PFT, I thought I'd outgrow it.
I thought I'd be more mature or whatever. It's the one thing I still really care about and love.

Speaker 29 And

Speaker 85 I make no apologies for that.

Speaker 59 Yeah, I love that you

Speaker 3 just are open about it too.

Speaker 49 Like,

Speaker 1 it would be one thing if you said,

Speaker 1 you know, I'm actually not that big of a psycho about it. You know, like, that would kind of suck.

Speaker 29 If you're like, oh, no, I don't care that much.

Speaker 26 No, no, no.

Speaker 59 You care a lot.

Speaker 29 You want it to happen.

Speaker 85 But you know, the thing that was like, if you're going to sit in the front row of the Michigan State game and scream like an unhinged lunatic, and then Trey Holloman's going to drop a 65-footer on your noggin, then you got to eat it.

Speaker 85 And like that night, I had to work. And so we, you know, we start the show with like the best sort of piece of video, best thing I saw today.

Speaker 85 And there, like, I got to work, and our producers like, well, we could do this or that. I'm like, fuck that.
The guy made an incredible shot.

Speaker 85 That's like, it wasn't my favorite thing, but it was the best thing I saw. So you win a game that was that intense like that.
That's where you start. And so everyone knows where I'm from, fellas.

Speaker 85 You guys obviously do too. Everyone knows the flag I wave.
And so the fun thing is that people are like genuinely happy for me as if I did something something the other night. I did nothing.

Speaker 85 And on the other side of Florida, your ass on Thursday, everyone's coming for me to be like, you know, hey, Vampell, suck it. You're out.
And what can I do? Like, you just got to wear it.

Speaker 37 Do you think people are they rooting for you to win it all? Do you think people would be happy for you if you got a championship? Are they because this happens to us?

Speaker 37 They want us to achieve a little bit of success, but then the real sickos want to watch us lose in a big spot.

Speaker 85 That's a great question.

Speaker 85 I think that more people want to see you be in abject misery you know like yeah i mean big cat that the shot of you final four on the ground will live forever you know yeah i mean it'll it's and until until that magical moment when the committee doesn't screw you and make you play in denver against byu thank you um and you get there and you cut down nets when that happens then that will that will kill that meme of you but only that will kill that meme of you so i think people i think they like it they like to know that you're happy for a little while and they're like oh that's cool but then ultimately they root for you to die in an agonizing death yeah so so max finally got over that hump in the super bowl

Speaker 85 it was fun it was awesome i i think i and i think people are genuinely happy for the dude because they know that he lives it right like this is not performance art like he's in it man and so if as long as people know like if they feel like you're truly about it then i think they are like oh that's pretty cool because they get it yeah I think two things are true, at least for me.

Speaker 37 One, I was happy for Max. I was glad to see him win one.
And two, I missed just being able to call him a loser. Yeah.
That was a lot of fun for me.

Speaker 37 So it took away a little bit of personal joy, but I still am happy for him.

Speaker 85 Yeah, but here's the thing, PFT, it makes you better. You're going to have to grow.
You're going to have to find another way. You're going to have to find another avenue to stick that needle in.

Speaker 85 It's going to be harder, but it's just going to make you a better podcaster.

Speaker 20 Well, maybe Max, instead of being a loser, and I would love for your thoughts on this, maybe Max is a coach stealer.

Speaker 50 Has there been that?

Speaker 26 Have you had that?

Speaker 39 We probably should have that discussion right now.

Speaker 3 The Kevin Willard thing is weird.

Speaker 85 It is. And

Speaker 85 I have to,

Speaker 85 on some level, I have to recuse myself from things because you reach a place where

Speaker 85 you know the people that are involved in a way where you're trying to help facilitate conversation and then step away. Like, I'm not sitting at the table, nor should I.

Speaker 85 But I mean, look, he just went on with, like, my best friend in D.C. on his radio show and said, I'm, you know, like, as of now, I'm staying.
I mean, it's like,

Speaker 85 well, if you're staying, you're staying. You know, it's really, it's really weird.

Speaker 85 I know Marilyn's trying to move heaven and earth and give him the things he's asking for.

Speaker 85 And by the way, I'm on his side that if you're at a basketball school, you should have the resources to be a basketball school. And so I'm all about that.
But I'm also, if the

Speaker 85 offer of the things you've asked for is made and then you choose to go somewhere else, then that just means you wanted to go somewhere else. And I don't mean he's going to.

Speaker 85 I'm just mean like that, that happens in coaching all the time. Yeah.
So I don't know. It's a really odd space that we're living in right now where, you know, we don't know.

Speaker 85 And then there's this huge game on Thursday nights. So I'll let the adults in the room be the adults in the room.
And, you know, I've made it clear. I'm a big fan of Kevin.

Speaker 85 I want him to get what he wants. And if Maryland offers it

Speaker 85 and he stays, then fantastic. And if he doesn't, then

Speaker 85 I guess he wanted to go someplace else. So I don't know.

Speaker 32 My promise to you, Scott, is that if Villanova steals Kevin Willard from you, we will beat the fuck out of Max.

Speaker 3 It might take like four or five of us, but we will beat the fuck out of him.

Speaker 85 I might come get a kick in once he's been subdued.

Speaker 29 Well, he wanted both these coaches.

Speaker 37 He wanted Golden and he wanted Golden. Yeah, he threw Golden.

Speaker 29 So it's like, whoever loses Golden into it.

Speaker 37 Whoever loses this game, that's the guy that Max wants.

Speaker 29 Wow.

Speaker 85 I don't know that you're going to get golden. I think he's in a pretty good spot, man.

Speaker 85 That's a passionate fan base. Florida had it cooking so great in the mid,

Speaker 85 what are they called? The aughts or whatever? I don't even know what the hell we call this.

Speaker 85 Whenever the time was that football and basketball just won a ton of titles,

Speaker 85 they've been starving for this, and they're great. So I don't think anybody's getting golden.

Speaker 37 So looking forward to this game. Massive game.
I think a lot of people like Florida in it. You're going to be an underdog.

Speaker 37 What are your keys to the game? We're big formula guys. What are the SVPs to the game?

Speaker 85 I think we need Clayton to sprain his ankle.

Speaker 85 Not badly.

Speaker 85 I'm not rooting for an injury. That guy's got such big balls.
He takes so many big-time shots and hits so many big-time shots.

Speaker 85 They're deep.

Speaker 85 They have so much

Speaker 85 the depth of the front court and the back court. You're going to need to play them physically the way UConn did.
You got to make them uncomfortable the way UConn did. And it still wasn't enough.

Speaker 85 Like, that was impressive as hell the way they won that game because it took everything to knock out the two-time champion. Maryland, they're going to have to make a shit ton of threes.

Speaker 85 They're going to have to rebound. They've gotten crushed on the glass by a couple of teams and Colorado State got them on the glass.
Florida's enormous.

Speaker 85 If Florida gets 25 offensive rebounds, then it's going to be a name you score. final.

Speaker 85 So you got to, you don't have to be perfect, but Maryland needs to play its best, the best, be the best version of itself, and I think they can win the game.

Speaker 25 Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 6 All right, so in terms of the overall tournament, first of all, how did you do this first weekend?

Speaker 40 Bad?

Speaker 85 I mean, not terrible. I took a flyer on Missouri and Drake beat him,

Speaker 85 but I was pretty chalky. I had ones and twos in.

Speaker 85 I have Florida over Duke, which is one over one. And the reason...
Like, sometimes you could try too hard to be clever, right, and look for the upsets and whatever.

Speaker 85 But then once you miss that one early one that goes deep, then you're fucked. And I just just thought the ones are great.
And Florida and Duke both looked apart first weekend.

Speaker 85 So that's who I had making it. And I had Michigan State and Tennessee with the others.
So, I mean, I'm alive, but it's not like I'm out on a limb with anybody that I have.

Speaker 26 Yeah. And what about the

Speaker 68 talk about the tournament, you know, not enough Cinderella's March Madness is dying.

Speaker 10 Are you buying into that?

Speaker 32 Or are you kind of measured like us?

Speaker 17 We're like, hey, it could be a thing, but we're going to need a couple more sample size.

Speaker 41 We're going to need a couple more tournaments before we just say it's all over and no one's ever going to win again.

Speaker 85 Everyone just says NIL portal, and it's not new that the schools on a certain level were getting poached by higher levels. That's been going on for years.

Speaker 85 But it's certainly NIL and the portal has completely accelerated it, right? I mean, like, look at Drake. Their point guard is going, Sturtz is awesome, is going with McCollum to Iowa.

Speaker 85 Well, of course he is.

Speaker 85 And so it makes it a whole lot more difficult for like a Missouri Valley level team. If you're a Bradley or you're Southern Illinois or Drake or whatever,

Speaker 85 if you got a guy that's a guy, well, then someone's just going to come and say, what's the number? And so that's part of it. And that's a whole other conversation that something has to happen.

Speaker 85 Like, I'm not, I'm pro players getting money. I'm anti-free agency every single year because that's just stupid.
It doesn't exist in any other sport. So I don't know.

Speaker 85 There's a lot that's going on, but I'm not ant. Like the ratings were awesome.
And you know what? Like Cowherd had this point years ago, and he's right.

Speaker 85 Everyone loves an upset until it's the next game and like Kansas is out. You know what would have been cool watching Kansas play today, but they got beat.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 85 So it's going to be super chalky on Thursday and Friday and through the weekend. And I think people are going to love these games.
I don't think they're going to be sad.

Speaker 85 It's just more fun when there's the threat of the upset. And we really didn't have many of those this first round.
So it doesn't bother me. I think it's just kind of the new reality.

Speaker 37 Yeah, well, we do have the Cinderella in Arkansas, right? Coach Cow. He is the

Speaker 29 Cinderella.

Speaker 70 Underdog Cinderella, Ten City.

Speaker 85 That meager little Tyson chicken NIL budget that has no bottom.

Speaker 29 Like, what an underdog story, man. But I will say this.

Speaker 85 Like, they were toast. They were 0-5 in the conference, and they weren't going to be in the tournament.
So, you know, that was a cool storyline, Cal and Petino.

Speaker 85 You guys covered it all, like the layers of the stories and whatever. But it is funny that it's

Speaker 85 the little engine that could from Arkansas and Cal.

Speaker 30 Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 37 Hank brought up a good point. I think it was Hank, and I didn't have a good answer to it.

Speaker 37 It was about Maryland basketball and just Maryland sports in general.

Speaker 37 Do you know why they're the terrapins and not the crabs?

Speaker 85 Because, well, the crab thing

Speaker 85 is sort of just

Speaker 85 the flag and the crab are relatively new deals. Like, I don't know why we're turtles.
I mean, when I was a kid, it used to bum me out.

Speaker 85 And then I was like, actually, it's kind of cool because there's a million tigers, but there's only one turtle.

Speaker 85 But

Speaker 85 the whole thing about we love the flag and then slapping the flag on the crab, it feels like something that's just happened the last 10, 15 years. PFT, you're from this area.

Speaker 85 When we were younger, it wasn't like there were crabs on t-shirts. Who would wear that? Well, now it's like, yeah, slap a crab on and off we go.

Speaker 85 So I don't know the origin story, but I kind of like the turtle because, again, it's one of one.

Speaker 30 I agree.

Speaker 37 I do like it. It was like crabs, that's what you eat.
If you wore a t-shirt with a crab on it, that was like something that your grandfather would wear. It's like, ugh, right?

Speaker 29 That's kind of a corny shot.

Speaker 85 When he

Speaker 85 cracked open a schlitz and put down the Washington Post on a picnic table and picked crabs all day, that's what we did.

Speaker 22 I think crabs would be a bad name for a team just because it's very minor league baseball.

Speaker 3 And also, like, you eat crabs.

Speaker 1 You don't want to have your mascot be something like you don't want to be the Maryland Steaks.

Speaker 22 That would suck.

Speaker 85 Right. Also, it's an STD.

Speaker 29 That's true.

Speaker 29 That's true.

Speaker 57 That's a very good point.

Speaker 22 All right, Scott, while we still have you, I have a couple other questions.

Speaker 62 One is,

Speaker 17 who do you think the MVP

Speaker 20 is in the NBA right now, and should we bet it?

Speaker 85 Shea Gildis Alexander has played at an incredible level.

Speaker 85 I think Jokic is the best player in basketball. I just think Shea Gildis Alexis.
Say again?

Speaker 22 I was fucking with you because I saw your rant about how stupid the MVP conversation is every year, and I agree with that.

Speaker 85 Only as it relates to the betting odds. I just don't care about the betting odds.
I don't want to hear about who's the favorite.

Speaker 29 I really don't. Yeah, I agree with that.

Speaker 85 Are you big MVP guys? Because it doesn't move.

Speaker 29 No, we're not chunky.

Speaker 85 I'll try to be polite and answer the question.

Speaker 1 No, I think MVP discussion is very boring.

Speaker 10 I just don't, I want to know who's going to win the title.

Speaker 31 That's what I care about.

Speaker 38 I think the MVP, like, yeah, I guess

Speaker 1 if your guy wins the MVP, it's fun. It doesn't matter for the rest of the league.

Speaker 38 You know, it just doesn't matter.

Speaker 85 I'm with you.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 37 Scott, I watched you a couple weeks ago, and I want to compliment you because I thought that

Speaker 37 your interview with Jokic after he had 20 assists

Speaker 37 was really strong from your end. And you went into the interview thinking, maybe I'm going to get some emotion out of the guy.

Speaker 37 Maybe after this incredible evening, he's going to sense some of the same joy that I'm sensing and we're sensing as fans. And I think all of us were feeling the same way you were.

Speaker 37 And then he kind of was just like, yeah, you know, it's a basketball game. I look forward to the next one, you know, back to practice.

Speaker 37 He did not give you anything, but you were trying very hard to drag it out of him.

Speaker 37 Did you think that you'd be able to do it?

Speaker 85 No, I said it. I believe I started by saying, I know you're wildly unimpressed by yourself, but what you just did, no one's ever done.

Speaker 85 And I thought that was an on-ramp to maybe invite the guy to think about it. Now, supposedly, later in the locker room, I saw Malone said that he was busting Westbrook's balls.

Speaker 85 Like, you never got a 30-20-20 game?

Speaker 69 Like, he was like, he didn't know.

Speaker 85 And the thing I wished I'd have done, if I was a a real J journalist, what I would have done is I would have asked him this question.

Speaker 85 What would you have to do for you to right now say, holy shit, I played quite a game. Like, I don't know the answer to that because

Speaker 85 I don't know that it's possible that he could do something where he would be like, yeah, that was pretty good.

Speaker 85 It's an impossible task. So you go into it knowing that.
And I tried to open the door. He just didn't walk through it.

Speaker 46 What's the guy or girl interview that you do in that setting that you feel like

Speaker 6 you've broken through and you get the most out of that person?

Speaker 18 Because you do a great job, but it's very hard right after a game to have someone collect their thoughts and talk about it.

Speaker 3 But is there one person or one interview where you're like, yeah, you know what?

Speaker 29 I've broken through and this person I actually have a good rapport with?

Speaker 85 I have talked to LeBron very few times, but when he came on after they beat the Clippers, I got a bunch of notes from people, just industry people, sports people.

Speaker 85 They're like, it's clear that you guys have this respect. Like he shows, there's a way that an interview subject can show kind of an appreciation.

Speaker 85 If they call you, if they just refer to you by name, because they know who you are, and then they give you like a depth of an answer that's more than just

Speaker 85 like

Speaker 85 the sort of obvious, yeah, we played great. you know, blah, on to the next one.
And LeBron's always been really gracious in that way. We haven't done it a lot but i i

Speaker 85 from his camp to me like just an appreciation for how i do my job and there's kind of this goofy thing that goes back to the chair that i always bring up because we did a commercial a hundred years ago um so i'd say him like i i appreciate the times that we talk where i think he gives you more than just the the garden variety like guys like jeter tiger lebron people that you've known for 20 years they've been interviewed a billion times so when they seem like they're invested and actually present in a way that they're i don't want to say into it but that it isn't a chore that's that's the best you can hope for if you're me so i i that's a long-winded answer but i feel like the bronze always been always been really cool in that way that's a good answer that's yeah that is that is interesting have you ever had an interview where uh where somebody cried and you weren't expecting them to cry

Speaker 85 uh i can't think of a i can't think of anyone that wept i know one time we talked we talked to dabo sweeney after they won the title and we weren't on the air but we were it was like in a commercial break, like before we come on with you, and you're like, all right, here we go.

Speaker 85 And I saw him kind of put his head down and sort of shake his head. He was sitting by himself, and I said, and I saw him, and I said, it just hit you, didn't it?

Speaker 85 And he looked up and he shook his head. He goes, man, he goes, I said, yeah, you just beat Alabama.
You're the national champs.

Speaker 85 And he wasn't in tears, but I saw a guy in real time feel that thing like, holy shit, we did it. And that was really cool.

Speaker 29 Yeah. Yeah.
That's very cool.

Speaker 37 I think we had that experience with Chris Berman. Chris Berman cried.
Yeah. Didn't think that was possible.

Speaker 20 The Schwamm cried with us.

Speaker 37 He was just talking about football, though.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 39 We just got him talking about football.

Speaker 49 He started crying. Well,

Speaker 29 look, it's

Speaker 85 guys.

Speaker 85 I standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona.

Speaker 85 I don't know what I'm doing right now.

Speaker 29 No, that was pretty good. No, that was good.

Speaker 85 No, but what I love, you guys show him respect and love,

Speaker 85 is cool. And he, the coolest thing about Boom is that

Speaker 85 he's a legend, but he appreciates people still caring. You know what I'm saying? It's like you're Chris Berman, and you're always going to be Chris Berman.
Like, I don't know.

Speaker 85 But

Speaker 85 I love how much respect you show that.

Speaker 1 I got a question.

Speaker 1 We have discussed this ad nauseum.

Speaker 22 We are on one side.

Speaker 38 It seems like the internet's on the other.

Speaker 22 What are your thoughts on Danny Hurley and this recent

Speaker 33 exchange on Sunday?

Speaker 59 We're pro Danny Hurley.

Speaker 3 We love just, we think that if you're in the sports media world, especially,

Speaker 1 these are the guys that are interesting.

Speaker 26 You know, I don't want boring guys.

Speaker 29 I want assholes.

Speaker 1 And yeah, could he tone it down a little?

Speaker 20 Sure, but I want assholes.

Speaker 85 I love

Speaker 85 how honest and vulnerable he is. You know,

Speaker 85 he's talked openly with me about imposter syndrome, which imagine that.

Speaker 85 You're the son of that guy and you're the brother of the other guy.

Speaker 9 It's a lot.

Speaker 85 And he had this imposter syndrome, but now he's shared how his ego is, you know, it's hard to fight. And he's talked about being an a-hole.
Like, I love all of that.

Speaker 85 But you also just have to be honest about the parts that you don't love. And if he's going to act like that,

Speaker 85 And you're a UConn fan, then you got to just say, well, yeah, like that could be better. Like two things can be true at once.
You can love the vulnerability. You can love that edge.

Speaker 85 And you can also say that there's times that that goes too far and you should correct that, right? There's, there's, there's an out of bounds. And if you step on it, then you're out of bounds.

Speaker 85 And if somebody says you're out of bounds, they're not being an asshole for saying you're out of bounds.

Speaker 63 So I'm with you.

Speaker 85 I used to be real anti-hurley. Like when he was at Roadie, I'm like, this guy's out of his mind.
He should take a hike.

Speaker 85 And then he evolved and became, I think, a better guy, an incredible coach, a thoughtful guy. And this year is a lot for him.
So I don't know.

Speaker 85 I mean, I think he's on a journey and he's just sharing it. I appreciate the vulnerability more than any of it.

Speaker 37 Yeah, he's a little rough around the edges. What makes him sometimes a little out of line makes him great, you know? So I don't think.

Speaker 1 That's said. I agree.

Speaker 37 I think that there is a line. There's always going to be a line of what verges into complete asshole territory, unlikable behavior.

Speaker 37 He is unlikable at times, but in a weird way, I think that's why it's a great story and he's a great character in college basketball.

Speaker 37 And with you know, players bouncing around, it's good to have those guys remain in one spot that kind of they write the storylines for college basketball.

Speaker 85 Agreed. And, and can't we, at least me, I can relate way more to that guy because I know people like that.
Right. You know, I have friends like that.
I love them.

Speaker 85 But then there's times, but there's times that you just got to have somebody in your life that can sit you down and go, shut the fuck up. Right.
I don't mean him. I mean, I mean, me or my friend.

Speaker 85 You're like, enough, enough. And, you know, whoever that person is with him, I'm sure, you know, he'll find him.
Yeah.

Speaker 8 He already has him.

Speaker 59 Yeah. Yeah.
Like, I have no problem.

Speaker 53 If you say Danny Hurley's a dickhead, I'm like, yeah, there's some things that he does that are.

Speaker 29 Yeah, there's dick.

Speaker 57 But

Speaker 22 those people are way more interesting to me than the cliche answers that we get a lot of times in sports.

Speaker 85 Couldn't agree.

Speaker 85 You were asking about that earlier, like when you interview somebody, like if somebody will just give you something that's true and honest and real, then that's all you can ask for.

Speaker 29 Right. Yeah.
Right.

Speaker 37 Scott, while we have you you here. It's almost Masters time.
I feel like this weekend is when we hear the tinkling of the ivories, the first commercial, the first, you know, hello, friends.

Speaker 85 Hello, friends. I was worried about this.
Like,

Speaker 85 this is way out of character for us. Does this mean that post-Masters, when my house may or may not be on fire, am I allowed back in?

Speaker 85 Is that too close a revisit?

Speaker 29 No, you're still in. Yeah, you're good.

Speaker 39 We just had, I mean, the Terps are in the Sweet 16.

Speaker 52 We had to have it.

Speaker 37 This is going to be the only time this maybe ever happens in the history of the show. So we'll have you on to discuss this.

Speaker 29 Like,

Speaker 29 he's actually mad at you. He's about at you.
No, I know. That was bad.
It was low-hanging fruit.

Speaker 37 I took it. Asshole move.
That was my Danny Hurley moment. Sometimes I cross the line.
I've learned from it. I'm going to move on.

Speaker 29 You're not, you're not wrong. I mean, you're not wrong.

Speaker 85 It's the first time in a long time. So I'm happy to come on anytime.
And if it's postmasters,

Speaker 85 I mean, I always just pencil it in mentally. Yeah.

Speaker 37 No, I I am rooting for you this week, and I would love to see nothing more than your Terps beat the Gators and move on. I want to see you in a Final Four, Scott.
I really do.

Speaker 37 But in terms of the Masters specifically, is there anybody, anyone that you're looking at to keep our eye on? Maybe an underdog that's been playing really well that you think can handle Augusta?

Speaker 85 I have absolutely no idea.

Speaker 37 That's a good answer.

Speaker 37 How are we feeling about the cell phones?

Speaker 85 My phone?

Speaker 37 Isn't Masters doing a different thing with the cell phones this year?

Speaker 85 I don't know. I always just had a sticker and I was allowed to have one on the low-low.
So I don't know. Is there a new thing? Are you allowed to have one?

Speaker 37 I heard our guy Beef was telling me about that the other day. That there, I think people are going to be allowed to have cell phones at Augusta and take pictures.

Speaker 37 I might have getting fed misinformation about this, but that's what he told me.

Speaker 85 It would be shocking because that would be such a 180, but who told you this? Someone named Beef?

Speaker 37 Yeah, our guy Beef.

Speaker 1 Our guy beef.

Speaker 85 Oh, Beef. Your guy Beef.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, it's our guy Beef.

Speaker 85 I mean, Beef knows stuff, so it could be. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Beef is a gem.

Speaker 72 Hey, I got one for you.

Speaker 85 I'm thinking. I'm thinking, I got a name.
He's not like way off the grid, but no one's going to say Sep Straka. Ooh.
Sep Straka, Georgia Bulldog.

Speaker 40 I like it.

Speaker 85 Take a nipple on Sepp. Okay.

Speaker 29 Sep Straka. All right, I'm in.

Speaker 31 You'll maybe cross paths with our guy Beef at some point.

Speaker 50 He is a consummate pro in the fact that no matter where he is, he will take off his hat to shake your hand.

Speaker 65 So he'll do it like

Speaker 25 not even in the

Speaker 30 video.

Speaker 29 Yeah, that's beef.

Speaker 72 I saw that video.

Speaker 29 That's beef.

Speaker 85 And that's where Beef's from somewhere in the South, clearly.

Speaker 32 No,

Speaker 32 he's actually

Speaker 55 right on the Illinois-Wisconsin border is where he's from.

Speaker 71 So, yeah, he's a club pro.

Speaker 85 That's a very southern play, hat off, handshake.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 37 And just to clear up some misinformation, I might have gotten some misinformation from Beef because I had researched it. It said cell phones are not allowed at the 2025 Bastards tournament.

Speaker 37 So bullet dodged. I was very upset about that.

Speaker 40 Good that we got to the bottom of that so quickly.

Speaker 29 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 85 So, on balance, beef, good on the hat, take off, very polite, bad on the info regarding Masters technology.

Speaker 37 Yes, he might have gotten dunk-sented. I'm thinking that, or ball sacked.
He might have gotten ball sacked.

Speaker 29 He got ball sacked sport.

Speaker 58 All right, Scott, I got one last question for you.

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Speaker 76 My last question is in two-parter.

Speaker 3 First part is I just need confidence level.

Speaker 22 going into Thursday. And at what point during the day are you going to be like, all hands on deck, everyone everyone leave me alone?

Speaker 85 Okay.

Speaker 85 Confidence level is five because you, it's, I always say be optimistic because it costs the same. I'm also realistic.
So five. I don't think they haven't gotten crushed all year.

Speaker 85 I don't think they'll get crushed, but it's going to take a great game to beat a great team.

Speaker 85 The problem with when will I figure, like tell my family to leave me alone? My wife is a Gator and my children are in the crossfire.

Speaker 85 And at some point in the day, big cat what i'll make them do is i will make them make a life choice you're either riding with me or you're riding with mom yeah that's heavy wild block you got to put out all their clothes in the morning

Speaker 23 you know at night like choices have consequences kids choices have consequences you you gotta you gotta think about it you gotta tooth fairy it you gotta have all their clothes out go in go in their rooms at 2 a.m and make sure their clothes for for thursday are all terps

Speaker 85 no it's it's funny our kids are all mortified. I think they're taking it very seriously.
Like, this is like, I either have to ride with mom or ride with dad.

Speaker 85 And I actually, we had Golden on last week. I asked him, he gave an incredible answer.
I'm like, what am I supposed to tell the kids?

Speaker 85 And he's like, you tell the kids you're here to be a great dad and you support mom and you're thrilled to see the gators do so well. He gave an amazing answer.

Speaker 85 It was wrong because, again, the right answer is you better, you better buckle up and ride with dad here. But no, I don't.

Speaker 85 I wish it were later.

Speaker 85 I got to go, and I know you do too. But are you the guy like me?

Speaker 85 I just want to

Speaker 85 kick the can down the road as far as possible. I wish the game started at 10 so I had more time for it not to be happening.
Yes. Because I just, the longer in the future it is, the better.

Speaker 85 Is that weird?

Speaker 47 It's first round. You want it to happen earlier.

Speaker 49 Like first round,

Speaker 25 you don't want to be the Friday night game in the first round.

Speaker 22 But if you make it to the second weekend, you want to be a Friday game so you just have a little more time to just enjoy the fact that you're in the second weekend. Right.

Speaker 85 And the fact that this was a Sunday game and then it's like they're playing on Thursday. I'm like, what is this? Yeah.
I want another day of the, because

Speaker 85 the end is coming.

Speaker 85 Even if you win at all, like the end is coming. So the longer into the future something is,

Speaker 85 for some reason, I think I find it's better. Like, I think we agree, but I don't understand what that's, there's some psychology of that.
I don't know what it is. I'm just odd, I'm sure.

Speaker 37 Yeah, no, I think that's completely relatable. It's like you want another day.

Speaker 37 If it was on Friday, then you could spend all Thursday watching the games and then also reading more articles about the Terps and the Terps magical run.

Speaker 37 You get to watch more highlights without having that sadness where it's like, that was a great run. I get to enjoy this day of celebration.
Stress-free.

Speaker 85 Stress-free. And it's somebody else's.
Like, honestly, and this is true.

Speaker 85 Like, watching Wisconsin, and of course, it's not just you, big cat, it's Andy North, who's like a, you know, like a family member. And I'm in agony watching that end because I'm like, that sucks.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 85 But I'm like, well, at least we don't have to deal with that for another day because we were the next day. You know what I mean? That's really what it comes down to.

Speaker 72 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And it's college sports is, I know you got to go, but the college sports is so different than pros. I was explaining it like it's, it's like a different type of set.

Speaker 22 It's sadness in that I won't get to watch these specific guys ever again.

Speaker 29 It's not a oh, next year.

Speaker 1 It's like, that's it. John Tanjay will never wear a Badger uniform again.

Speaker 3 And I just wanted to watch one more game.

Speaker 47 So that's where it is ripped from you so quickly.

Speaker 1 It's just all of a sudden you're like, oh, that's over.

Speaker 29 That sucks.

Speaker 85 And it's, and it, and the way the world works, it'll be, and, but Gardo, I was just giving guard credit for reinventing the team.

Speaker 85 They played a very fun style, and they got a bunch of dudes that changed the team in one year. So they can do it again, but it'll be a brand new team.
That's just, that's the world we live in now.

Speaker 85 Like, there's no,

Speaker 85 very rare to have four-year guys. So if you get some, you enjoy them.
So, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 29 Um, all right, well, Scott.

Speaker 85 We're rooting for the terps. We'll hope the kids make good choices, and um, we hope the family isn't just horribly and irreparably fractured after Thursday night.

Speaker 37 If they told you, Dad, we're actually going to root for the over, would that make you happy?

Speaker 26 Yeah, do that.

Speaker 85 Happier than anything in the whole world.

Speaker 1 All right, Scott, you're the best.

Speaker 2 Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 Good luck to the terps. We're rooting for you.

Speaker 85 All right, fellas, I appreciate you.

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Speaker 52 Okay,

Speaker 52 guys on chicks, I did just get tagged in

Speaker 39 two tweets that I wanted to bring up real quick.

Speaker 22 They're kind of on the opposite ends of the spectrum here. So one is, I was just made aware, I think you were tagging this as well, PFT.

Speaker 7 There's a guy

Speaker 3 who has been tweeting for 2,654 days that Jesse James caught that that ball.

Speaker 37 It's important to keep people every single day.

Speaker 1 That guy deserves a shout-out. That's insane.

Speaker 52 2017 was that game.

Speaker 71 He deserves a shout-out. That's grit.

Speaker 22 And then there's a guy, American Matt7 on Twitter.

Speaker 58 He's on day two of tagging both of us till we acknowledge New Mexico outplayed Michigan State and got hosed by the refs.

Speaker 22 There's your acknowledgement. Day two.

Speaker 37 You can now rest. Acknowledge without comment.

Speaker 29 I like doing it. I think you're a good guy, though.
Yeah. Jesse James, he did catch that ball.

Speaker 37 It's crazy.

Speaker 3 Remember that, Hank?

Speaker 29 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 37 2017. Hank, do you think he caught that ball? No.

Speaker 29 All right, well, now he's got to keep going.

Speaker 1 I do like, though, when someone gets on that, I think there's a guy floating out there that's been tagging Max Homa every day for like a thousand days to play golf with him.

Speaker 39 But I do like getting to someone like in the first two or three and just being like, all right, cool.

Speaker 61 Acknowledged. Yeah.

Speaker 29 You're good.

Speaker 37 The day ones are always the best.

Speaker 37 If I see a day one of tagging PFT Cometer until something, I'm way more likely to respond to that. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Just going to to be like, all right, we're good.

Speaker 18 What do you got? Breaking news?

Speaker 56 No, Woach news. Breaking news.

Speaker 29 Breaking news.

Speaker 29 St.

Speaker 22 Bonaventures has signed big man Frank Mitchell from Minnesota.

Speaker 69 Well, Woge tweeted the bomb emoji and then it got everyone excited and then it was just

Speaker 69 St.

Speaker 29 Bonaventure. It's Frank Mitchell.

Speaker 37 I love that. I love that from Woge.

Speaker 37 So many people still have Woach notifications on their phone. Yeah.
Now they're getting overloaded with St. Bonnie's news.
Perfect job, Wooge. It's huge.

Speaker 58 Okay, Hank, guys on chicks.

Speaker 42 My boyfriend and I have been having an ongoing discuss about pillows. He thinks it's weird I sleep with my pillows perpendicular to the bed and he sleeps with them parallel.

Speaker 42 He's been making fun of me non-stop, so I told him to take a poll of all of our friends. When he asked girls, nearly all of them said perpendicular, and all the guys said parallel.
What?

Speaker 29 There's no.

Speaker 42 It's so weird, and why is he wrong for making fun of me?

Speaker 37 I think you might just not know the difference between parallel and perpendicular. Is she saying she sleeps with a pillow lengthwise, like aligning with her body?

Speaker 59 I do have a body pillow, but I have a head pillow, too.

Speaker 37 Yeah, the head pillow, it always goes.

Speaker 1 How many pillows, you guys? I'm three.

Speaker 39 I'm legs,

Speaker 26 body, head. I'm two.

Speaker 69 Yeah, no. That's that's the correct answer.

Speaker 29 Yeah, I'm two.

Speaker 37 I go head and then one between the knees. Yeah, yeah, that's the one.

Speaker 69 No, but you got to hug one, too. Yeah, you got to have one to hug.

Speaker 50 My hug one is smaller than the other two.

Speaker 69 Mine are all the same. Yeah.

Speaker 30 I hug all. Yeah.

Speaker 42 I'm four. Four.
But I really only use two.

Speaker 5 Well, then that's the question is is how many you got?

Speaker 43 What do you mean? What do you use?

Speaker 42 What's in use? Two.

Speaker 42 I don't have a hug pillow or a leg pillow.

Speaker 29 Yeah, you don't have a hill pillow.

Speaker 42 I do, but I do have the secondary pillow. Sometimes it's like that's my cooler, like wake up and shift to the cold.

Speaker 23 So you just got, you just raw dog two under your head.

Speaker 29 Yeah, they're pillows.

Speaker 10 You got nothing in between your legs?

Speaker 7 Do you not have balls?

Speaker 29 No, what do you mean?

Speaker 37 That's why I need the leg pillow because if you lay on your side with your legs, your knees touching, that's just squishing your ball you got tiny balls you got tiny balls i guess you got tiny balls damn big dick tiny balls henry lockwood i think it might also just be you could start using a leg pillow if somebody told you that made your golf swing better that's true do anything it does it does help uh does it i actually do i i have three pillows now that i think about it one under the head one between the knees and then the third i take off the bed every day and i throw on the floor yeah I got one of those too.

Speaker 37 I should just go with two pillows, but I have three every day.

Speaker 74 I also have a separation pillow in the middle of the bed to just divide the because i don't want i don't want my wife coming over to my side in the middle of the night i i sleep we sleep with separate blankets too because i am a i am a violent sleeper i am moving i get yelled at for stealing the blanket every single day you got to go two blankets it's life-changing do that

Speaker 34 go two blankets it literally is life-changing because i know I'm a bad blanket guy.

Speaker 30 I'm wrapped up.

Speaker 15 I wake up and my blankets and pillows are everywhere. And it's like I've ran a marathon.
So need to put that.

Speaker 37 memes memes could strike me as like a zero pillow memes might be a hammock guy yeah no he's a he's a i fall asleep on the recliner in front of my nine tvs or like by you have one of those inversion tables you just strap your your ankles in it sleep upside down like a bat what do you how many pills you got memes

Speaker 29 i have three pillows uh sometimes i don't use any yeah yeah you just go i don't i go flat you strike me as zero pillow guy uh i don't know this question though this question makes no sense perpendicular horizontal like is is this person saying they do not have a pillow under their head?

Speaker 37 No, they're saying that they put the pillow lengthwise, which is crazy to me.

Speaker 5 Oh, I see.

Speaker 29 That makes no sense.

Speaker 45 So they're sleeping on just a small portion?

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 37 And I guess if you're smaller, like even me, I'm 5'10, basically.

Speaker 37 But

Speaker 37 if I lay in a bed and I go pillow lengthwise, I run out of bed at the bottom. Yeah.
If you're at the bottom of your lengthwise pillow.

Speaker 29 Huh.

Speaker 39 Maybe it's a small pillow?

Speaker 72 It could be a small pillow. It could be decorative.

Speaker 31 It could be the half-size pillow?

Speaker 37 It It could be decorative. Yeah.

Speaker 69 But then it wouldn't matter.

Speaker 42 Yeah, if it's square, it's square. It's square.

Speaker 18 Yeah, if it's square, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 50 No, it would have to go.

Speaker 69 Some of it would have to go up the headboard.

Speaker 29 A little bit, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 49 Unless it's a true half-pillow.

Speaker 29 I don't understand.

Speaker 30 There's no world where that makes any sense.

Speaker 42 Yeah, why would that be better?

Speaker 78 Yeah, this girl's a freak.

Speaker 29 And her friends are. Respectfully, freak.

Speaker 42 Hey, guys, love the show.

Speaker 29 Oh, thank you.

Speaker 42 My boyfriend likes to wrestle me, like running tackle slams onto the bed, flipping me upside down, WWE type stuff. Yeah.
He says it's his way of showing love and I should appreciate it.

Speaker 42 It's just that he's so much bigger than me. I don't know what to do back.
Do you have any suggestions? Moves I don't know about?

Speaker 37 Yeah, the noogie. Noogie is always a good one.
Nut shot. Nutshot, fish hook.
Fish hook.

Speaker 7 Fish hook is diabolic.

Speaker 29 It's the equal level. No, I was going to say wet willy.

Speaker 37 Oh. Wet willie.

Speaker 29 Dry willie.

Speaker 71 Dry willie.

Speaker 66 You take, you, you put your finger in your own ear and then you put your finger in the other person's mouth.

Speaker 29 That's diabolical.

Speaker 43 I've done that a few times.

Speaker 37 A little finger up the butt?

Speaker 51 Yeah, no, you got to let them just do it.

Speaker 63 This is,

Speaker 25 or you know what?

Speaker 41 A real solution is just have kids because I like one of the best parts about being a dad is I am so much stronger than my kids.

Speaker 39 It's crazy.

Speaker 20 I fucking can throw them around. I can pick them up, put them over my head.

Speaker 39 I feel like a monster like when I'm, when I'm just like grabbing them and throwing them because I just feel like the strongest man alive.

Speaker 49 So it's a cool feeling.

Speaker 48 Dates, I fucking, I'm so much stronger than them.

Speaker 30 Five-year-old, no problem.

Speaker 42 Hey, six out of ten, big cat. Oh.
So true, PFT. Oh.
Hank, shout-out Situate. And don't trust the process max.

Speaker 42 I've been dating my 30-year-old boyfriend for two and a half years, and we've lived together for about one and a half years. Lately, he won't stop putting his fingers up my nose.

Speaker 42 Several times a day, he'll just randomly shove his fingers up my nose. When I try to swat his hands away or ask him why he's doing that, he tells me to protect my holes.
Is this normal guy behaving?

Speaker 37 It's smart advice. It's good advice on the whole.

Speaker 37 What is that?

Speaker 29 Like fifth base?

Speaker 37 Fingering somebody's nose? Yeah. It's a weird move.

Speaker 29 Fourth? I don't know. Fingers nose?

Speaker 42 It depends where you rank him.

Speaker 37 Yeah. I guess he's just whole curious.

Speaker 44 Yeah, he just wants...

Speaker 37 to find some holes. He

Speaker 37 wants to know every hole.

Speaker 29 What holes is he doing again?

Speaker 37 Protect your holes.

Speaker 74 That's kind of a funny, like just put it up someone's nose.

Speaker 20 All the time? Not all the time.

Speaker 61 Every now and then, it could be funny.

Speaker 37 Does he just do it like a quick twist? Or does he try to go excavating? Is he like picking boogers out?

Speaker 42 He won't stop putting his fingers up my nose. So fingers, too.
Whoa.

Speaker 29 Double nose.

Speaker 42 You can't breathe.

Speaker 30 You could kill her.

Speaker 59 When do you think

Speaker 74 in popular culture, like picking your nose became gross?

Speaker 29 Because I pick my nose all the time. Who doesn't pick their nose?

Speaker 7 You have to pick your nose. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Like, when we're on live streams, people will be like, oh, I caught you picking your nose.

Speaker 18 No, duh, dude.

Speaker 54 I'm picking my nose.

Speaker 37 Yeah, because you might get caught on live stream with a booger in your nose.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 15 I'd much rather pick my nose than have a booger flying out of my nose.

Speaker 43 Yeah.

Speaker 39 Max had one the other day, and I, like, I actually felt bad saying something.

Speaker 42 You think it's weirder to stick your, uh, see, watch someone, like, picking their nose or, like, picking their ear?

Speaker 37 Picking their ear is weird.

Speaker 22 Yeah, doing that is weird.

Speaker 24 You just got to clean up your holes.

Speaker 42 But picking your nose is more frowned upon, I think. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 That doesn't make sense.

Speaker 37 I think it's because it's implied that you might eat it.

Speaker 12 I don't eat my boogers just so everyone's clear.

Speaker 4 Never have. You pick it.

Speaker 29 Never will. You flick it.
Yeah.

Speaker 42 Hey, guys. So my boyfriend and I just moved in together.
We've been dating a little over a year, and I'd say about once a week I catch him reverse cowgirling the toilet.

Speaker 42 He will be resting his arms on the tank while he scrolls. He says it is because his arms get tired.

Speaker 30 Wait, what?

Speaker 42 He says it only works for peeing, but hopes to perfect the position for pooping. Also, is this normal? Is he doing something else? Please help.

Speaker 37 I feel like this might be written by a guy.

Speaker 42 Yeah, there's no way.

Speaker 37 She's calling it reverse cowgirling the toilet.

Speaker 3 Yeah, and also, like, you don't.

Speaker 22 Peeing takes two seconds.

Speaker 37 There's your arms wouldn't fall asleep if you pee.

Speaker 22 I would say don't do that.

Speaker 38 If I feel like if you did that shitting, that would be just a lot of shit at like the front of your toilet, and that would be a problem.

Speaker 37 There's a graphic that goes viral once every couple of years that says, Did you know? It's one of those things where they say you've been doing it wrong this whole time.

Speaker 37 Did you know that toilets are actually meant to be shit on facing the tank because you have a place to rest your book on top of it? Again, I don't think that's true.

Speaker 37 No, I don't think that's true because all the water's at the back, which is where the butthole is.

Speaker 29 I think

Speaker 7 this guy might be trying to fuck his toilet.

Speaker 22 Like, if you're sitting that way, you're probably dipping, you're probably dipping it in, dipping dong in the water,

Speaker 37 You're dipping a little dong. It's like you're going fishing.

Speaker 42 Yeah, I can't think of a reason why you would do that.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I think this is a guy wrote in

Speaker 29 or another freak.

Speaker 72 Yeah.

Speaker 37 How old were you when you discovered that this is the proper way to sit on the toilet?

Speaker 37 That's a great post.

Speaker 74 That definitely gets people curious and doing stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 37 It's a life hack.

Speaker 42 All right, last one. My name is Kimmy, and I had a question, or really just asking for advice on what to do here in this situation.

Speaker 42 I love my boyfriend dearly, but for about six months now, he's been rating everything he eats on the boom meter.

Speaker 26 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 42 Yeah, it was funny the first week or so, but now it's gone too far.

Speaker 42 No, it's to the point where he keeps a detailed notes list on his phone of different restaurants' menus, my cooking, and now even my mom's cooking with a ranking scale of one to five booms.

Speaker 42 Yep, I drew the line when, after we finished eating my mom's favorite chicken enchiladas, he pulled out his phone, got the notes app out during dinner, and you could hear him saying under his breath while typing, I give this 4.2 booms.

Speaker 42 He loves this, I love him,

Speaker 42 but don't Oh, this is cut off. He loves this.
I love him, but don't know if it will stop now because I've asked him and it hasn't. It's almost like a tick.
What do I do?

Speaker 37 You just got to wait. You got to wait for the next thing to come out.
And he'll move on to it.

Speaker 52 Stopping him, asking him to stop is the opposite of what you should be doing. Just ignore it.

Speaker 18 But also, this guy rocks and you got a real one.

Speaker 41 Get married to him right now.

Speaker 42 Yeah, it might not work, but one thing you could do is just, you know, do the thing where you do it more than him, and then he gets annoyed at you doing it, so then he stops well what you could do but that might not work because he might love you doing it and then you're just stuck in boomville yeah well what you could do is you could rate his ratings and rate and rate it on the doom scale so you could give him a doom for his rating of your moms enchiladas being booms i was hoping that every single rating this guy had was going to be five booms yeah they're all they're all good yeah that's got to suck when you're when he throws out one boom for what is it 4.2 booms yeah i don't know if you can do 4.2 booms either no you can't

Speaker 29 It's binary. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
That's a boo. Yeah.

Speaker 52 Yeah, no, this guy is awesome, though.

Speaker 42 I love this guy. Yeah, you're right.
You can't do decimals with

Speaker 29 the booms.

Speaker 57 It's either a boom or it's not.

Speaker 50 It's one point.

Speaker 20 It's not a half a boom.

Speaker 29 Yeah. Tell him that.

Speaker 1 Play him this and be like, hey, we love this guy.

Speaker 68 He rocks, but his rating system's all fucked up.

Speaker 22 So either he fixes that or he stops altogether. I'd prefer him to fix it and keep going, but he can't be doing 4.2s.

Speaker 53 No. No.

Speaker 37 I could see whatever the new trend is that's going to happen in like six months. He'll just incorporate that instead of boom.
Then you'll have to get upset at him about that. Let guys have hobbies.

Speaker 37 It sounds like he's passionate about this. I would encourage it.

Speaker 3 Also, sounds like he's keeping a good log of like where you can go back to dinner.

Speaker 37 Yeah, this is actually, if you take out the boom and the Costco guys from the equation, he's being a good boyfriend. Right.

Speaker 43 Like, oh, we want tie tonight.

Speaker 33 And he's like, actually,

Speaker 25 I had a four, we can't do 4.5, a five boom tie dinner you know a month ago yeah it says right here yeah boom boom boom boom boom

Speaker 48 love those guys when he's doing it i wonder does he does he flex does he got does he do the whole deal maybe that's what you say you say hey uh if you're gonna do the booms you don't have anywhere near the uh biceps of big justice like you like maybe maybe maybe you can the best thing that could happen out of this is you get him in the gym yeah and he still does it just to make the booms better.

Speaker 29 Yeah, the booms. Yeah.

Speaker 29 Okay.

Speaker 21 Good show, boys.

Speaker 52 Jeff passed it on Friday talking baseball.

Speaker 54 Numbers, three.

Speaker 54 Somebody on the bachelor.

Speaker 25 Do you want three?

Speaker 75 No, it's okay. Someone on the bachelor party said 22.
That was their submission.

Speaker 29 Okay.

Speaker 75 Just pick 22. One.

Speaker 37 63.

Speaker 29 Two. 60 what?

Speaker 37 63.

Speaker 29 99 points.

Speaker 37 Oh, there's a ball in there.

Speaker 37 21.

Speaker 37 15. It would have been.

Speaker 37 What was your guess? 63? Oh, it would have been 61.

Speaker 29 Oh.

Speaker 29 Number two.

Speaker 30 Two fans.

Speaker 52 You have two? Two.

Speaker 78 I think today's going to be the day three comes up.

Speaker 29 Stop.

Speaker 37 22.

Speaker 29 22.

Speaker 82 22.

Speaker 69 It can't be three.

Speaker 23 You're never going to get it.

Speaker 29 Three.

Speaker 21 Can't be three.

Speaker 29 74.

Speaker 29 You wanna do one more, memes?

Speaker 82 Yeah, let's do one more.

Speaker 29 All right.

Speaker 20 Numbers. Two.

Speaker 29 Three.

Speaker 23 22.

Speaker 29 63.

Speaker 9 54.

Speaker 22 Memes, you got to realize when we steal your numbers,

Speaker 25 it's just as much nervous for us because if you end up getting it right on a stone, like if you get 54 here, we're to blame.

Speaker 29 Fair.

Speaker 31 So it's a risk.

Speaker 52 But you're also never going to get it.

Speaker 52 That's true.

Speaker 29 99 pay.

Speaker 7 So Max has three.

Speaker 1 I have 22. 30.

Speaker 82 54.

Speaker 29 78.

Speaker 75 Was that back to back? No.

Speaker 45 74 and 78. And it was 76.

Speaker 37 Last one, I'm pretty sure. Wow.
Wow. And 75 was stuck in there.
Yeah.

Speaker 37 Love you guys.

Speaker 54 You're never gonna get it.