NFL Week 2 Mega Preview, TNF Recap, Shannon Sharpe Went Viral + Brooks Koepka & Talor Gooch In Studio

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Speaker 1 On today's part in my take, we have our good friend Brooks Kepka and Taylor Gooch, professional golfers on Live Tour in studio.

Speaker 1 They were here this weekend, so we figured we have to have Brooks on because he's our good friend.

Speaker 1 We are going to talk a lot of football, a full weekend preview, some picks, some storylines, some tangents, everything. We're going to talk Thursday night football to a gotkin cussed.

Speaker 1 The Bills looked awesome. And then we have a fire fest.
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Speaker 1 Today is Friday, September 13th,

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. The Bills and Tua got concussed.
So we were taping the weekend preview for the second half of the game. We saw it happen live.
It's bad.

Speaker 1 I really don't remember anyone having as bad of injury luck, concussion luck like Tua. It sucks so bad.

Speaker 10 Antonio Brown.

Speaker 1 Antonio Brown.

Speaker 1 Now, I hope Tua is okay. It was bad because the fingers happened again.

Speaker 1 And yeah, it just sucks. I don't really know what to say other than it sucks.
He wasn't playing well up into it. We probably should talk about the game.
The Bills look awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We were saying it during the game. I know that this podcast gets accused of Josh Allen glazing.
I don't think there's a guy besides Patrick Mahomes that you would take over Josh Allen.

Speaker 10 Yeah, Josh Allen is really good. The knock against him is he's not Patrick Mahomes.
Correct. And he's lost tough games to Patrick Mahomes, some of which were on his defense entirely and not on him.

Speaker 10 But he is very, very good still. Yeah.
So don't worry about Josh Allen. He's going to be great this year again.
I hope he stays healthy.

Speaker 10 He's playing with that giant glove on it. It's like the hamburger helper hand died on his on his wrist.
It was massive, so I don't think his left hand is healthy, but he's like, you know what?

Speaker 10 I'm a gamer. I'm going to go out there.
I'm going to play. And he played awesome.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and he's played awesome in two games so far. And this was supposed to be kind of a reset year for the Bills.
They don't have Stephon Diggs anymore.

Speaker 1 Gabe Davis is in Jacksonville, like all that stuff.

Speaker 1 He's still Josh Allen.

Speaker 1 That's what having a franchise quarterback looks like. On the other side,

Speaker 1 before Tua got hurt,

Speaker 1 the Dolphins are still the Dolphins in the fact that they can't beat the Buffalo Bills. And I don't know.
Like, usually we don't see this Dolphins performance until later in the season.

Speaker 10 Maybe they got out of the way. The good news is we're not going to call them frogs.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but

Speaker 1 they did not look good.

Speaker 11 Yeah, they looked bad. They did not look good.

Speaker 10 They looked terrible on defense. The offense didn't look good.
The end of the first half was just crazy to me watching what McDaniel was doing with the clock. He gave up.

Speaker 10 He gave up at the end of the first half. He was playing for a field goal at that.

Speaker 10 Originally, I thought he was just trying to run out the clock with three minutes left. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Because I think three, maybe three minutes, 15 seconds went off the clock, and they were down to like, I don't know, the 35-yard line, and it was like a full-field drive.

Speaker 10 It's like, I don't even know, that's a long drive just to gain those 50 yards in general. Yeah.
Not to mention that you have timeouts, and it's the end of the half.

Speaker 10 Just very, very strange the way he was going the end of that half. Yeah, and Tua looked bad in the first half when he played.

Speaker 1 First interception was not his fault. He actually threw a perfect passage.
Teacher just didn't turn in time.

Speaker 1 Second one, I'm sure there was a miscommunication, but he air merreled one over Robbie Chosen's head.

Speaker 1 And then the game was kind of over when they went for it on fourth and two at like the 47-yard line, and he got sacked. And it was just like, Yeah, this is the Bills are just better than the Dolphins.

Speaker 10 I will stand with the Dolphins fans and say that the NFL fucked you by having to play the Bills at a night game. You lose the advantage of the sun.

Speaker 1 Oh, it did look so hot and sweaty.

Speaker 10 It looked hot, it looked very humid. Before the game, Tua looked like he had played a full game already.

Speaker 10 Yeah, he was just sweating his balls off, and uh, it was also, I like the Dolphins' uniforms tonight. Love them.

Speaker 10 I like the Dolphins' uniforms, the throwbacks, and the throwback end zones, those Those are quality uniforms. Yeah.
Very good primetime uniforms. Now, for Tua,

Speaker 10 I am very glad that Tua got a contract this season. Yeah.
Because

Speaker 10 now it takes all the financial reasons away from Tua for him to decide whether or not he wants to keep playing football.

Speaker 10 So if he wants to keep playing football, it's not because he needs it for the money to set himself up for the rest of his life, his kids up, whatever that case may be.

Speaker 10 He doesn't have to think about that at all because he's set financially.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I don't know what's going to happen, but I would not be surprised if he was like, I'm done playing football because what this is the third time that we've seen the fencing reflex from him, yeah, it's bad.

Speaker 1 And so, when he at least wears a guardian cap, I don't know if this would have helped here. Also, we should mention it was DeMar Hamlin, which is a weird occurrence.

Speaker 10 Crazy that it was to his head and DeMar Hamlin's chest.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, it was weird. Uh, but yeah, I agree with you.

Speaker 1 I don't know what the future is, but this does feel like, and maybe it's because two of them happened in primetime, and that is just part of the psyche of it.

Speaker 1 We saw it twice in primetime, and you just feels

Speaker 1 like if it happens on a Sunday, your eyes are everywhere. You kind of miss it.
Oh, you see the replay. It may be, but it happened on primetime twice, and we're sitting here being like,

Speaker 1 is he okay? Like, there's bigger things in football, and I don't know.

Speaker 1 He can't make a decision right now, and I hope he keeps playing football, but it's scary the fact that he's been concussed this badly this many times.

Speaker 10 I think it's a fair point, and you could say that if every game was played in primetime, there would be a lot more guys that we'd be concerned about because we would have seen all the concussions that happened.

Speaker 10 And with Tua in that other primetime game, didn't he get like it was clear that he was concussed?

Speaker 1 He was out on a stretcher.

Speaker 10 Well, it's clear that he was concussed and he stayed in the game, and then he got more concussed.

Speaker 1 I think it was the week before he was concussed. Oh, yeah, you're right.
You might be right.

Speaker 10 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like,

Speaker 10 there's been a lot of

Speaker 10 very blatant in-your-face concussions for Tua. So, yeah, I'm just glad that he can make his decision about whether or not he wants to play and not have to worry about having to play to make money.

Speaker 1 Yeah. But the Bills are good.
Yeah, the Bills are good. The Bills are still good.

Speaker 10 The Bills are very good. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And again, it's impressive that they've done it

Speaker 1 at least through two weeks. Obviously, it's a very long season, but this was supposed to be a reset.
They were underdogs tonight.

Speaker 1 Josh Allen didn't have to throw the ball a ton. I mean,

Speaker 1 the game script is like, if you look at his stats, it's not like he lit it up. He threw 139 yards passing, but if you watch the game, it was more because they were in such control

Speaker 1 basically from the second quarter on that they could just run the ball and control the clock.

Speaker 10 And James Cook had an awesome game. Three touchdowns for James Cook.
James Cook was awesome. He was great tonight.
And the Dolphins' defense looked very soft. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 The other story before we get to our weekend preview. Shannon Sharp.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 Shannon goes live on IG. Now, I guess we should set the table for people that don't know what we're talking about.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 On Wednesday afternoon,

Speaker 10 Shannon Sharp

Speaker 10 went live on Instagram.

Speaker 1 Rockets Aid.

Speaker 10 And it was the sound of

Speaker 10 what seemed to be a man and a woman engaged in a perfectly natural physical act, healthy physical act,

Speaker 10 that thousands, if not millions, if not billions of people do.

Speaker 10 And it was live for a couple minutes, and then it turned off, and everybody got to listen to Ankh having sex. Unk has turned into Poppy.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And he,

Speaker 1 the grunts are what were something else.

Speaker 10 Did you think he wasn't going to grunt?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Oh, I had Shannon pegged as a grunter for me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, oh, yeah. Yeah.
He sounded like a Denver Bronx. He was like growling.
Yeah, he was growling and grunting and neighing.

Speaker 10 That's a passionate man.

Speaker 1 He still got it. Still got it.
Still got it.

Speaker 10 And again, I didn't think it was anything less.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because those are sounds I don't know if I've ever heard.

Speaker 10 That's a stallion right there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 All things.

Speaker 12 I liked how his instant reaction was to go hacked.

Speaker 10 Yeah, no that just shows that whenever someone says they're hacked they're not hacked they just fucked up i don't i still don't really understand how because it is a couple steps to go live yeah he did that so i listened to his podcast that he did last night with ocho cinco and his explanation was that he's never been live on instagram before oh he's never done it and he had his phone and he tossed his phone onto the bed and then he was having sex then his other phone was getting face time calls phone calls left and right while he was boning Didn't pick those up, but he picked one up later and they said, Hey, we can hear you.

Speaker 10 You're having sex.

Speaker 10 And he was like, How? I have no idea how. And he went to his phone.
He's been live on IG. So now I'm terrified.
Now I'm scared that, but this is a ticking time bomb.

Speaker 1 I'm going to have sex.

Speaker 10 Yeah, there's a ticking time bomb that I've got in my pocket. And

Speaker 10 I would be caught doing way more embarrassing stuff than having sex. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I do think it is like

Speaker 1 he's only he's old.

Speaker 12 So there's that where it's like he's old enough where it's like he could just accidentally have gone live, but it is there's like multiple steps to going live on Instagram that it's not like you just like

Speaker 12 dropped your phone and accidentally went live.

Speaker 1 There's three to four clicks that have to be clicked, and he does have a lot, like a very, very popular show,

Speaker 1 and it did get a lot of people talking about it, so there's a little bit of uh Paul Pierce, by the way,

Speaker 10 Yeah, he did that to himself.

Speaker 1 Well, no. No, Paul Pierce.
No.

Speaker 1 Paul Pierce, his mistake was he didn't fuck.

Speaker 12 Right, he didn't even fuck. All he did was.

Speaker 11 Yeah, but I think if you fucked, it was like Friday night.

Speaker 12 He was having a couple of drinks with somebody.

Speaker 11 Yeah, but then you got to fuck.

Speaker 10 You happened to be stripped. Did you miss the part about perfectly normal, healthy adult behavior?

Speaker 1 You got to fuck.

Speaker 11 Right, he got fired.

Speaker 10 He got fucked.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 12 Paul Pierce did. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But his problem was he didn't have sex.

Speaker 1 He should have gone all the way to sex.

Speaker 10 If he had had sex, he wouldn't have gotten fucked. Right.

Speaker 12 Because that, like, if Shannon Sharp stayed with the I Got Hacked thing, or it was, I don't know.

Speaker 11 I felt bad for Paul Pierce.

Speaker 10 All things considered. Of course.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. That was your big takeaway.

Speaker 10 All things considered, him getting hacked.

Speaker 12 His Instagram live was way funnier.

Speaker 10 The Instagram live for Shannon Sharp actually

Speaker 10 makes him seem a lot cooler.

Speaker 1 Like I said, still got it.

Speaker 10 Yeah, still got it. Still got it.
The man fucks, and he's a passionate guy.

Speaker 1 Like I said, those are sounds

Speaker 1 I'm not familiar with.

Speaker 10 Yeah, this is why Skip and Ernestine sleep in separate rooms.

Speaker 12 Ernestine might have to rebuttal.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. No, that's why they sleep in different bedrooms.

Speaker 1 That would be funny, though.

Speaker 10 Oh, Skip, he's just fucking in his video.

Speaker 10 He's only wearing the Ezekiel Elliott jersey.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Skip and Ernestine doing a comparable video would just be Skip laying in bed with her. Like, see, we're in the same bed.
I bet you Skip. Kissing lightly on the lip.

Speaker 10 I bet he gets his ass eaten.

Speaker 1 Either way, Shannon Sharp ruled like 24 hours of internet. Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 10 And walking into Skip Bayless's bedroom, he's got his legs over his head.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. All right.
Should we get to our weekend preview? Let's do it. Weekend preview.

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Speaker 1 Okay, boys, week two.

Speaker 1 Let's get into some games.

Speaker 1 Good slate, great slate. I'm excited.

Speaker 13 We got football. We got football.

Speaker 10 Be thankful for football.

Speaker 1 It's just like, you know, week one, you get all the jitters out. Week two, it's ready to go.
We're ready to roll.

Speaker 10 Yeah, week one doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 1 Week one doesn't mean anything, unless you're watching.

Speaker 10 No, it doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 1 Then it means something. We have three games late this week, so we're going to have to really...

Speaker 1 The witching hour is going to be. No, they changed that.
I think it's coming soon.

Speaker 12 I thought they made like a whole announcement.

Speaker 10 I think they made an announcement, but it might have been like starting week six or something.

Speaker 1 They might have been like get off our back announcement kind of thing.

Speaker 12 We know this sucks.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 12 But we're still going to do it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 10 So let's hop into the games.

Speaker 1 We're going to do our picks. We're going to have a TD parlay for the people.

Speaker 1 Let's start with Saints of Cowboys.

Speaker 1 America's game of the week. Cowboys are 1-0 in Tom Brady games.
That's a fact. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah. So Tom, old Tom's going to get another crack at it.

Speaker 10 I think he's probably taking some of this criticism to heart, and he's going to try to improve. But the biggest winner, actually, in Tom Brady's debut is Tony Romo.

Speaker 1 Yes. Well, Greg Olson.
Greg Olson. Greg Olson.
Greg Olson, winner number one. Greg Olson literally saw dollar signs when Tom Brady had his week one performance.

Speaker 10 Winner number two would be Tony Romo because it doesn't seem like Tony Romo is that bad.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 I was thinking about it. What? Continue.
Tom Brady should,

Speaker 1 Fox has a lot of money. If they were smart, they should just hire Max Kellerman to be on Tom Brady's staff and just be like, Tom Brady's over the hill.

Speaker 10 He can't get it done. He can't get it done.
He can't get it done as an announcer.

Speaker 1 Now, the one thing that was interesting, and it's not in defense of Tom Brady, but I don't understand why Fox hasn't fought harder for this.

Speaker 1 Tom Brady is not allowed to do the pre-game interviews with teams.

Speaker 10 Because he wants to be an owner, yeah.

Speaker 1 And they basically, his, I think Burkhart is who he's with. Yep.
Was like, yeah, that's a big deal.

Speaker 11 It is a big deal, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's a big deal not knowing what the teams are going to want to do, talking game plans with the coaches, all that stuff.

Speaker 10 It was also unlucky for Tom that he had to do a game where one quarterback was actually playing terribly. Yeah.

Speaker 10 And in his very first game, if that game had been like week six or seven, because we want to hear Tom talk about football naturally.

Speaker 10 We want to hear Tom Brady beat Tom Brady like he was in his living room, where he'd probably be like, this guy can't get it done.

Speaker 10 But the fact it was his first game probably made it so much more harder for him to criticize a quarterback that was playing openly stinkily.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes, openly stinkily.

Speaker 10 Openly stinkily. I have a prediction for this game.
Okay. Well, not really a prediction because I'm for Saints at Cowboys.

Speaker 10 This might be a fraud bowl.

Speaker 1 Ooh.

Speaker 10 Because both teams looked really good in week one. We don't know were the teams they were playing against that bad?

Speaker 1 Probably. Well, I don't know if the Cowboys, yeah, I think the Cowboys are going to win this game because they are the kings of September and October.

Speaker 1 Mike McCarthy in September or October is 71-48-3 against against the spread. Also, Dennis Allen,

Speaker 1 after a win, a straight-up win, is 5-16 and 2 against the spread.

Speaker 10 Interesting.

Speaker 1 I, though, this game, to me, it's really the Panthers didn't pressure Derek Carr. Derek Carr, who we like,

Speaker 1 under pressure is, it's a big drop-off. He's, you know, they have those advanced stats, like, you know, clean pocket versus under pressure.

Speaker 1 And yeah, of course, actually, there's a couple guys who actually get better under pressure. I think Joe Burrow might be one of them.

Speaker 1 But he goes from 112.3 rating to 73.1 when pressured. And the Cowboys' defensive line is all about the pressure.
Yeah, they turn the heat up.

Speaker 10 Yeah, they were pretty excitable last week. They were getting after Deshaun.
I have another stat for you. Okay.

Speaker 10 So, Clint Kubiak.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 10 He's going to be on the sideline again, we think. We think.
We're not sure. But their offense is a lot different this year than it was last year.

Speaker 10 So they had 28 plays on the running plays that use pre-snap motion.

Speaker 1 Right?

Speaker 10 They got 137 yards on pre-snap motion runs, and that's more than any of their other games in 2023.

Speaker 1 So they're putting a new wrinkle in there.

Speaker 11 They're doing some new stuff.

Speaker 10 They're doing new stuff out there.

Speaker 1 I have a stat for you. Oh, let me say Hank's stat of the week.

Speaker 12 I think Tom Brady is going to be fine.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. I think people

Speaker 12 reversed Tony Romo, where everyone was sucking Tony Romo's dick so hard in the beginning that it made people flip.

Speaker 12 Whereas now, because Tom Brady is so fresh, people are tearing him down so hard. Once he gets good, people are going to love him.

Speaker 10 Okay. It's kind of like Ryan Paul's making a really bad trade when he became GM Claypool with the Bears.
Genius Move. And then everything that he does after that, it's like, this guy's awesome.

Speaker 1 He did the Chase Claypool was actually... I could make the argument that Ryan Paul's trading for Chase Claypool using a second-round pick was the smartest trade he's ever made.

Speaker 10 Go on.

Speaker 1 Because then it led to everyone else being like, this guy doesn't know what he's doing. And then he made all the other trades that have all been dynamite.

Speaker 10 Because everyone else thought that they were getting a Chase Claypool type trade.

Speaker 1 Correct. Yeah.

Speaker 1 PFT, I think that you don't like the Cowboys. You've hated the Cowboys your whole life.
I think you have to be a Cowboys fan on Sunday.

Speaker 10 What is that?

Speaker 1 So Jake Ferguson is hurt. The Cowboys have a few different,

Speaker 1 he might play. They have a few different backup tight ends, but I did some deep diving into what they might do.

Speaker 1 And Brian Schottenheimer, the offensive coordinator for the Cowboys, said, you guys see the way we're we're using Hunter Lepkey. Hunter Lempke.
Hunter Lepke. Hunter Lepke.

Speaker 10 Former lowman trophy winner.

Speaker 1 2022 lowman trophy. He said, I mean, Hunter Lepke does not get enough credit for what he does for our offense.

Speaker 1 I think it's a steal, we were able to get him where we got him.

Speaker 1 He then revealed during the season opener that there was a quick toss sweep to the right that Lepke had not even practiced and made it work.

Speaker 1 One of the more physical players we have, this guy, he is physical. He loves contact.
He's a low-leverage player. And it's not just the initial strike.

Speaker 1 It's the ability to sustain and stay low with leverage and strain and knock people back. I think he's going to maybe play tight end if Jake Ferguson's out.

Speaker 10 He could. He could do it all.

Speaker 1 He lined up at tight end a little bit against the Browns.

Speaker 10 So Hunter Lepke, I love him because he's a great fullback.

Speaker 10 I hate him for two reasons, though. One, because he's a cowboy.
And two, because he demolished James Madison in the playoff. I think it was 2022.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And James won the low man.

Speaker 10 Just absolutely destroyed us.

Speaker 10 But I do, I do like him as a fullback. Yeah.
I respect his position. I respect his craft.
He is kind of like the way that he's described right there.

Speaker 10 I would also describe him as a working man's Carson Steele.

Speaker 10 Carson Steele's a little more flashy.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 10 He's got the hair going. Hunter Lepke is just, he's as North Dakota as they come.

Speaker 1 I might just bet Hunter Lepke to score a touchdown. They probably won't even list it, but I might do it.

Speaker 10 I think, did he get a touchdown last year?

Speaker 1 He might have, but I think they're going to line him up in tight end if Jake Ferguson. Jake Ferguson's an important piece.

Speaker 1 He is, he's, I've dubbed him, and it's not biased, but I've dubbed him, he is Barry Alvarez's grandson. I've dubbed him next up in the tight end community.
Okay. Next year, maybe this year.

Speaker 10 I think it should be this year.

Speaker 1 He'll be part of

Speaker 1 Laporta's. Oh, two, I just threw another pick.

Speaker 10 Pick six.

Speaker 1 Yikes.

Speaker 1 The Laportas, the Kelseys, the Kittles.

Speaker 1 These guys. Part of the new breed.

Speaker 1 Like, hey, well, I mean, Kelsey, I guess, is an old breed, but still very, very good. But the

Speaker 1 guys in the tight end community were like, man, this guy is awesome.

Speaker 10 Yeah, he is good. He's a good player.
I'll admit that. I'll be unbiased when I evaluate tight ends and fullbacks.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so he'll be important. Okay.

Speaker 1 Next up, we have Bucs at Lions.

Speaker 1 Baker was awesome. Probably played the best of any quarterback in week one.

Speaker 10 I think the Bucs might be the best team in the NFL.

Speaker 1 Okay, here's the problem with the Bucs, though. They've got a lot of injuries very early.
So they have a cluster injury at cornerback. They lost their starter, Zion McCollum.

Speaker 1 They lost their backup, Bryce Hall. They lost their safety, Antoine Winfield.
They're signing guys off the street. They also lost some defensive line guys.

Speaker 1 I think this is going to be a problem against a team that, one,

Speaker 1 Lions showed that Jameson Williams, he's ready. Two, Amon Ross St.
Brown is one of those guys that I put in the category.

Speaker 1 If he has a bad game, just bet everything the next game that he's going to be awesome because we've met him. We've had him on the show.

Speaker 1 He doesn't feel like the type of guy that takes a bad performance. And obviously, he does more than just catching.
He blocks a lot, and he's doing a lot of stuff. He's very physical.

Speaker 10 Right.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 a performance where he doesn't catch the ball a lot or get a touchdown, I feel like he takes that very personally.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I would agree with that. He gets pissed off at himself, and he's like, it's not happening again.

Speaker 1 I think it should have a huge game.

Speaker 10 Also, I was being a little bit facetious about saying that the Bucks are the best team in the NFL. I'm just saying that because they beat us week one.

Speaker 1 No, they looked incredible.

Speaker 10 I can say to myself, we just lost to the best team in football. It's okay.

Speaker 10 The Bucs indoors just never sit right with me.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 10 I don't think I've ever bet on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to win an indoor game.

Speaker 1 No, and the Lions are for real, for real. Yeah, they are.
I actually think they didn't play a great game against the Rams and won that game. I think they're going to...

Speaker 1 Dan Campbell's kind of in the Mon Ra at St. Brown where it's like, if you give him some bad tape, he will use it and they will come out firing.

Speaker 10 So here's a fun stat. Jared Goff, our friend, 3-1 against Todd Bulls' defenses.
Oh, I liked it. Over the course of his career.
I like that a lot. He averages.

Speaker 10 Guess how many yards passing he averages against TB?

Speaker 1 275.

Speaker 10 383.

Speaker 1 Woo!

Speaker 10 383. Damn.
It feels like another dome game for Jared. Yes.
Jared loves the dome. Yes.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I like the line. I know the line is ticked up all the way to, I think, seven and a half now, but if I had to pick this game, I would probably pick the Lions.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm also, week two is a big trap week where

Speaker 1 you have to realize that what you saw week one is going to change drastically to week two.

Speaker 10 Yeah, sometimes I just like to erase week one from my memory entirely. Yeah.
Because week one doesn't mean anything. We can agree on that.
It doesn't matter if you won, lost week one.

Speaker 1 Well, it matters. We're moving forward.
If you're one and oh, we're moving forward. Because you can't start better than one and oh.
We move forward.

Speaker 10 We don't look backwards.

Speaker 1 What happens every single year with how we follow,

Speaker 1 consume the NFL, we spend all offseason talking about what these teams are going to look like, have our preconceived notions.

Speaker 1 Week one happens, and then you throw them out all out the window, and you say, oh, yeah, it's just whatever happened in week one. Don't do that.

Speaker 10 Don't do that.

Speaker 1 I will probably do that, but don't do that. I know I'll do that, but don't do that.

Speaker 10 I could see Baker just loving Dan Campbell a lot, too.

Speaker 10 He seems like he would love to play for Dan.

Speaker 1 Baker's the best. Yeah.
He really is. He's just, I root so hard for him.

Speaker 10 Yeah, everyone counted him out.

Speaker 1 Actually,

Speaker 10 with the whole Deshaun thing going on in Cleveland, like Baker has never looked better before.

Speaker 12 Yeah.

Speaker 10 He's how you like me now. That's what he's saying.
Seriously.

Speaker 1 Baker Mayfield. Seriously.
Okay. Next up, Colts at Packers.

Speaker 1 PFT, you already have told us that you've made a very large wager on the Colts.

Speaker 10 Biggest bet of the season. I know it's early, but so far, biggest bet of the season on the Colts.

Speaker 1 I'm nervous for you.

Speaker 10 I took him at minus three, then the line moved to minus two and a half.

Speaker 1 And all the money's on the Colts.

Speaker 10 All the money's on the Colts, but this is strictly a bet against Malik Willis game. And so sometimes we need to remind ourselves that there's

Speaker 10 21 other guys that play football on that team. Yeah.
But I don't think that there are. I don't think that there are 21 other guys.
I think it's just an entire team of Malik Willis's this week.

Speaker 1 I feel like the Packers are going to find a way here. And it's so I was thinking about it more.
The Texans ran the ball very easily on the Colts.

Speaker 1 Josh Jacobs, it was funny when we were watching that Packers Eagles game. Josh Jacobs in the first half looked bad.
And I kind of walked away from that game like, Josh Jacobs, he's not good.

Speaker 1 I look back at it. He had

Speaker 1 four yards on six carries in the first half, and then he had 10 carries for 80 yards in the second half. So

Speaker 1 he can still play,

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 I just think that Matt LaFleur is a good coach, and he's going to find a way.

Speaker 1 Like, there's a difference between having Malik Willis come in at halftime and having Malik Willis have eight days getting ready and being like, hey, Malik Willis, this is what we need you to do

Speaker 1 because you're not good. Well, let me tell you a little bit.
And just try not to do the bad things, and we'll make it as simple as possible for you.

Speaker 10 A little fun fact, though, about that. Malik Willis started three games for the Titans in 2022 and he didn't throw for 100 yards.

Speaker 1 But he did cover the spread twice.

Speaker 10 That's important. But this is just two and a half.
Yeah. It's just two and a half.

Speaker 1 Which is scary because everyone's on the Colts and it went from three and a half to two and a half. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, that's bad.

Speaker 10 Really, when I put my biggest bet of the year on a team, that's a pretty good indication. It's probably also the squarest play.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I just, I don't know. I just feel like

Speaker 1 I'm not going to bet it against you, but like, I just, I feel like we're going to Sunday night, like, how did the Packers win this game? I'll ride with you.

Speaker 10 Let's go. Anthony Richardson.

Speaker 1 I also am not a believer in Anthony Richards. I know people get mad at me for that.

Speaker 1 He has incredible play.

Speaker 1 Did you watch? I'll say it again. I watched all the tools.
I'll say it again. I watched the tape.
Yeah, there's a lot of wide-open guys missed.

Speaker 10 A lot of guys that fell down.

Speaker 1 A lot of wide-open guys missed. A lot of easy throws missed.
I think

Speaker 14 Anthony.

Speaker 1 It's three. It's back to three.
So there you go. Okay, nice, nice.

Speaker 1 Right? It's got to make you feel better.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it's got to make me feel better.

Speaker 1 Anthony Richardson, I get it. I've said this, Colts fans get upset.
I get why he's a project and why you would invest in that type of arm talent.

Speaker 1 It's just not there yet, at least for me, looking at it.

Speaker 10 I don't think he's like a top five quarterback, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 No, no, no.

Speaker 1 But I guess the problem is he scores a shitload of fantasy points. Yep.
And he has the wow plays. And then the rest of the game, if you watch the rest of the game, it's like...

Speaker 1 What's going on here?

Speaker 10 We should dive into that and see who the all-time greats in terms of being awesome fantasy players, but not very good actual football players yeah yeah i want to know who who's the goat in that conversation yeah someone tell us that someone i mean trent williams or not trent williams uh richardson trent richardson i don't think he scored a lot of fantasy i think there was one season where he may have led the league in touchdown or he had like a lot of touchdowns in one year but they were all like two-yard touchdowns he did have a lot of those yeah

Speaker 1 for that year that might have been one of the all-time great fantasy seasons that did not correlate to football to being a good football player yeah yeah i mean it's got to be a quarterback It's a quarterback who can score touchdowns with his feet, too.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it's pretty bad.

Speaker 1 I mean, Justin Fields, actually, that's the answer. That's the answer.
Justin Fields was a very good fantasy quarterback last year and not a very good.

Speaker 1 He scored 11 touchdowns in 2012. Yeah.

Speaker 10 950 yards. I probably didn't lead the league, but it was a lot of touchdowns.

Speaker 1 It was a lot of touchdowns.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I just don't. I don't know.
I don't know this game. This is a tough game.
There's some tough games out there.

Speaker 12 What do you got? Oh, it's never mind.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 12 It's not a home game.

Speaker 10 No, it's at Green Bay.

Speaker 1 It's at Green Bay. At Green Bay.

Speaker 9 Jets at Titans.

Speaker 14 Memes?

Speaker 1 How are we feeling?

Speaker 15 Feeling all the way back.

Speaker 1 All the way back. All the way back.
That was quick.

Speaker 10 Let's go.

Speaker 10 That's also dangerous, though. Is that all the way back?

Speaker 1 Does getting... Because if you had gotten 60%

Speaker 1 back,

Speaker 1 I would think that the emotional crash if they lost this game wouldn't be as hard. If you're all the way back, we could have all the way out memes like we did the other day.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 all the way out. I'm setting myself up for failure here.

Speaker 11 Maybe find a middle ground?

Speaker 1 You know what?

Speaker 10 I love it, memes. You just love hard.

Speaker 2 But it's the reason why I'm setting myself up because I think this is the correct see where you're at as a team game.

Speaker 4 Got it.

Speaker 1 The best comment from Wednesday's episode, someone was like, what do you think is going through Max's head that he's been

Speaker 1 called the craziest, most irrational fan and the craziest, most irrational fan has been sitting right next to him in the booth this whole time. Yeah, that's a good point.

Speaker 10 It was perfect. The thing is, when Max loses, it's like what you see is what you get.
I'm going to let all my emotions out, and then I'll be able to just clear them. Then I'll be clear-headed.

Speaker 10 With memes, it just consumes him.

Speaker 10 He becomes a loss after that game.

Speaker 1 I don't even think it would be quiet quitting because it was very loud how he quit. Yeah.
Because we just knew he wasn't here.

Speaker 11 It was.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So, memes, you're all the way back. I'm worried about you for this game.

Speaker 11 I'm all the way back.

Speaker 4 This is See where you're at as a team.

Speaker 11 Because, obviously, the 49ers, probably the best team in the NFL right now.

Speaker 10 Titans just came or the Bucs.

Speaker 1 The Titans. Or the Titans' defense.

Speaker 2 The Titans' defense is good.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm worried about for you, memes. Tavondre Sweat is a monster in the middle of the field.

Speaker 1 And if Aaron Rodgers, which I said it after I watched that game, his arm is still there, but his mobility is clearly limited.

Speaker 1 Having a guy who's just coming up the middle constantly doesn't feel like a good thing for a 41-year-old quarterback coming back from an Achilles injury.

Speaker 1 Correct. But

Speaker 2 there is a major key on the Titans' defense that's returning this week, and that's Jamal Adams.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay.

Speaker 10 So that means guys are going to be open. Blitzboy.

Speaker 1 So Jamal's boy.

Speaker 10 Jamal Adams still in the league.

Speaker 1 Still in the league.

Speaker 10 That's how I found out he was still playing. Yep.
You guys did.

Speaker 10 You fleeced the Seahawks.

Speaker 10 Oh, yeah. Or I guess you you feathered them.
But yeah,

Speaker 10 that was a big, big trade for you guys. Who'd you get for that?

Speaker 2 I believe it's Garrett Wilson and Elijah Veritucker.

Speaker 1 Two first-round picks. Okay, so

Speaker 10 what's the latest on Hassan Reddick?

Speaker 1 He's not coming back. Have they talked? They have not talked.
They just not care about money.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's kind of weird.

Speaker 1 I said it earlier, but

Speaker 1 Hassan Reddick, yeah, he is losing $800,000 a game. He is gaining our respect, which is worth zero dollars.
Yeah. That's pretty much what's happening.

Speaker 10 Well, I guess he could do, like, maybe he could start doing some commercials.

Speaker 1 Sure. Oh, no.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What was the oh no? Tua's concussed. Who? Tua.
Tua? Oh, no. Wait, are you ahead of us? Are you way ahead of us? I can't.
Yeah, he's ahead of us.

Speaker 4 That fucking sucks for Tua. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, that was another bad one.

Speaker 10 Damn it. Let's see what happens.
I don't like what they should. Oh, I just got crunched.
Was that

Speaker 10 that was DeMar?

Speaker 9 Oh, that would be a good talking point.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 10 Praise for Tua.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, you've heard us talk about it at the beginning of the show that that just happened live. That's a peek into how we tape these things.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 1 We've already talked about it. But Tevandre Sweat, can I go back to him real quick? Wait, what were you saying, memes, about Hassan Reddick?

Speaker 1 We were saying that he's got our respect, which is worth nothing.

Speaker 4 Yeah, no, the Hassan Reddick thing doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 15 Okay, just losing more and more money every single day that you're never getting back.

Speaker 1 What about our respect?

Speaker 10 The respect is good. Okay.

Speaker 2 But it just does.

Speaker 1 $0 worth. $0.

Speaker 1 Might be negative money from us.

Speaker 10 Yeah, we're like branding him.

Speaker 1 If we respect you a lot, that probably is... People will be like, oh, that's ironic.

Speaker 10 I feel like this is a guy that Aaron Rodgers has to talk to. Aaron Rodgers could get on the same wavelength as a guy that doesn't need money.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I think somebody needs to talk to him.

Speaker 2 I think he just is like, I'm fine, but he owes over $5 million.

Speaker 10 Is this bad leadership by yourself?

Speaker 1 Well, no, he doesn't owe it. Aren't he being fined? I think he just doesn't get paid it.
No, I think he. Oh, he got fined.

Speaker 10 I think what happens is when you sign the new contract, it's non-negotiable. Like, that money gets taken out.
Got it. Yeah.
So I think he owes money.

Speaker 10 But yeah, I would say it might be bad leadership on Aaron Rodgers' part. Yeah, I would say so.
He's supposed to lead the team. Hasn't talked to him.
Guys in O-Show. Got to step up.

Speaker 10 You need some guys to make plays on defense. Got to step up.

Speaker 1 Someone needs to talk to him. Someone needs to talk to him.
You should talk to him, memes. Reach out to him.
Hit him up on DM him right now and be like, hey, man. Do you need to talk?

Speaker 1 A memes from Pardon My Take. I cried on Wednesday or on Tuesday.
Can you please hit me up? I'd love to talk. All right.
I'll do it right now. Yes.
All right.

Speaker 14 All right. Here we go.

Speaker 1 Tavondre Sweat, by the way.

Speaker 1 Baldy tried to nickname him T-Pain.

Speaker 1 Okay. And he corrected him and was like, hey, Baldy, just so you know, my nickname is Meatloaf, and it has been for my whole life.

Speaker 10 That's a good nickname.

Speaker 1 I mean, he's a big boy.

Speaker 10 I'd say two of our history's all-time greatest singers. Meatloaf.
T-Pain and Meatloaf. Meatloaf.
Yes.

Speaker 1 They go hand in hand.

Speaker 10 Yeah, they should collab together.

Speaker 10 I think Meatloaf might be dead.

Speaker 1 He is dead. Confirmed dead.

Speaker 1 I don't know where Will Levis' head is at because that Brian Callahan quote wasn't good.

Speaker 10 He said if we'd punted on first and 10 every time, we might have won the game.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and he's not wrong. Although we did block a punt.

Speaker 10 Could we run those stats?

Speaker 10 You might have blocked four punts.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's probably wrong. But yeah,

Speaker 1 now Brian Callahan did say that his mentals are in a good spot.

Speaker 1 I just think this is going to be Titans running the ball and playing Titans football and playing defense and mucking it up as much as possible. And if you get three and a half, I'd take them.

Speaker 10 This is actually a perfect example of something that happens to every single rookie head coach, which is they say something that's true and that wasn't meant to cause harm.

Speaker 10 And then when they see it written down online, then they get asked a bunch of questions about it. They're like, shit, now I'll just never say anything to you guys.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 So congratulations to Callahan for getting out of the way after one week.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 10 Because sometimes it takes coaches sometimes six, seven weeks to get to that point.

Speaker 10 Now he's just reached the spot where he's like, I will not say another word that is remotely interesting to you guys.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 All right, Niners at Vikings.

Speaker 1 I was thinking about this. The Niners' defense was flying around on Fred Warner was

Speaker 1 meaning. He's incredible.

Speaker 10 Fred Warner might be one of the, I'd say probably top 10 player in the NFL when he's actually on the field.

Speaker 1 I'd agree with you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And it made me think like...

Speaker 1 Back to last year's Niners, and I kind of memory hold it because he was used as a scapegoat, but that Niners defense hated Steve Wilkes.

Speaker 1 Remember all the comments and like Bosa saying that they're just not playing the right defense and there was the comments that he was the scapegoat after the Super Bowl and all this stuff? Yep.

Speaker 1 I feel like they got their swagger back because they hired a guy from within, Nick Sorensen, who was there for

Speaker 1 D'Amico. So he knows the Niner way.
And I think the Niners defense maybe has their swagger back.

Speaker 1 It did feel like they were playing like they had played when they had Robert Salah and D'Amico Ryans as their defensive coordinator.

Speaker 10 Yeah, yeah, they looked really, really good against the Jets.

Speaker 1 And they know Sam Darnold.

Speaker 10 And they know, so Sam Darnold knows the 49ers.

Speaker 1 But he knows Steve Wilkes 49ers.

Speaker 10 He knows Steve's, but he knows the personnel.

Speaker 1 He knows the personnel, but he doesn't know he saw someone not use the personnel correctly.

Speaker 10 What is a bigger advantage in football? One guy knowing 11 guys or 11 guys knowing one guy?

Speaker 11 I think it's 11 guys knowing one.

Speaker 10 You think so? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I think it's 11 guys knowing knowing one.

Speaker 10 I also think that Kevin O'Connell, we fucked up when we did our coach's draft because Kevin O'Connell fell very, very far. He's a very good coach.
I think he's much better than we gave him credit for.

Speaker 10 I agree. And I think that every quarterback should love playing for him.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I agree. I just

Speaker 1 the Niners lost in Minnesota last year. It was like the Brock Purdy concussions.
It was that we after one of the concussions. It was a weird game.
I think it was a Monday night game.

Speaker 1 They were seven-point favorites.

Speaker 14 Maybe a little revenge. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I like. Oh, Skylar Thompson's in.

Speaker 10 I like the Vikings to cover, but I like the Niners to win.

Speaker 1 Okay. Okay.

Speaker 1 Listen, I'm not going to disagree with you.

Speaker 9 It's not one of my picks.

Speaker 10 I also like the entire narrative of Christian McCaffrey being a system running back.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Let's keep that up. Trade him.
Because it reminds you of some of the all-star no-name guys that played really well for Kyle's dad. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Where they just put a different guy and after every four weeks, they'd rotate a new guy you'd never heard of, and he would have 120 yards on the ground.

Speaker 1 Orlandus Gary? Orland? Yeah. Yeah.
Is that one of them? Smaller guy? I can't remember.

Speaker 10 Mike Mike Anderson. Mike Anderson.

Speaker 1 Well, he was, he was, wasn't he part of the Mile High Salute?

Speaker 10 Mike Anderson,

Speaker 1 he might have been. I want to say Mike.
Yeah, Orlando's Gary did play for

Speaker 1 the Broncos right after they won the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they had so many of those guys. Mike Anderson.

Speaker 10 Ruben Drones.

Speaker 1 Ruben Drones. Yeah.
Wait, let me see. Football Mike Anderson.

Speaker 10 I think he was on the Ravens for a little bit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Mike Anderson was. I think he started the Mile High Salute because he was a Marine.

Speaker 10 But I thought the Mile High Salute goes back to like. I thought so, too, but I'm pretty sure.
To Ed McCaffrey.

Speaker 1 Mike Anderson was in the Marines. Yep.
So

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 9 Let's see.

Speaker 1 We got to figure this out. Yeah.
Hank, say something.

Speaker 10 No, Hank just rolled his eyes because he's bored with this line of conversation.

Speaker 1 Maybe it was just Mike. All right, so, yeah, Terrell Davis did start the Mile High Salute.
Mike Anderson, it just meant more because he was a Marine.

Speaker 1 I just remember when Mike Anderson would do it, and people were like, dude, he actually was a Marine.

Speaker 10 It hit different when Mike Anderson hit it.

Speaker 1 he was actually saluting.

Speaker 1 Let's see. Terrell Davis reveals.
Oh, it's a video. I'm not going to watch it.

Speaker 1 What game are we talking about? That was my Ohio Salute Talk.

Speaker 10 We were talking about the Niners and the Vikings.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah, because we were talking about the old school Mike Shanahan running back system where it was just, we do a zone system.

Speaker 10 If you can make one cut and then run very fast, hold the ball, don't fumble the ball, then you'll get 100 yards. Yeah.

Speaker 9 Seahawks and Patriots. Henry.

Speaker 17 Yes.

Speaker 1 You will be golfing on Sunday?

Speaker 9 I will not be.

Speaker 1 Oh, next Sunday?

Speaker 1 If... No.

Speaker 1 Oh. Maybe.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Can I? Sure. You can golf whenever you want.

Speaker 10 Hank, if you feel like it's a good use of your time to golf during NFL summer.

Speaker 12 Ryan Whitney and Paul Bissonet, friends of the program.

Speaker 1 Great friends of the program. Ryan Whitney, number two all time?

Speaker 12 Number two all time.

Speaker 1 In guests appearances, I believe.

Speaker 1 He might be one. I think he might be one.

Speaker 12 I think he might be one too.

Speaker 12 I think it's Bortos. Bortos is one.
Okay.

Speaker 12 But he hit me up. He's going to be in tower surviving Barcelona.
He said he's trying to find some golf. I said I could maybe help out, but I'll have to ask the bossmen.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 10 So?

Speaker 1 Yes. Okay.

Speaker 12 But this Sunday. I don't like football.

Speaker 1 I'll be locked up.

Speaker 11 It's fine.

Speaker 1 And the Patriots and Jets play Thursday night.

Speaker 11 Exactly.

Speaker 14 So, you and memes, prime time.

Speaker 1 Exactly.

Speaker 10 You got a mirror's bet for that one. Yeah.

Speaker 1 How do you feel about this game?

Speaker 1 I'm excited. Have you you thought about this game?

Speaker 1 That should have been my first question. Have you thought about.
Did you know you were playing the Seahawks? Yes. Have you thought about playing the Seahawks?

Speaker 12 Not that much. Okay.

Speaker 1 So how do you feel? The little bit that you have thought about it, how have you thought about it?

Speaker 12 I'm excited for this game. I'm a little bit confused.
I mean, the Dolphins are losing. The Jets are ass.

Speaker 12 Like, I obviously went into the season expecting to be, you know,

Speaker 12 ass, bottom of the league, rooting for, you know, just looking at the lottery pick.

Speaker 12 Not lottery pick, it's NFL. Yep.

Speaker 1 You got it.

Speaker 1 You're new to the draft.

Speaker 12 Rooting for a high draft pick.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it's seven rounds.

Speaker 12 We're 1-0 now.

Speaker 12 The AFC East is ass.

Speaker 1 Ass. Bills.
Well, maybe not ass.

Speaker 12 Well, the Bills are ass. Well, I mean, it's...
I mean, the Bills aren't ass. The Jets are ass.

Speaker 1 I don't know if the Jets are ass yet.

Speaker 10 I think we have to wait. Remember when we talked about not putting too much stock in week one?

Speaker 1 The Jets played the Niners.

Speaker 10 The Jets might be the

Speaker 10 perfect case for not putting too much stock in week one.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'd like to see the Jets play someone other than the 49ers.

Speaker 12 I'm excited for this game. If the Patriots win, I'll probably be borderline all-in.

Speaker 12 If they lose, I'll probably be going back to just golfing.

Speaker 1 No, I'm not.

Speaker 10 I mean, if you guys were good, it'd be nice to have Judon on the team still, huh?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Your defense is good.

Speaker 2 What does all-in mean? Yeah,

Speaker 1 what does all-in look like? Yeah. The offs.

Speaker 1 And does it mean locked in on

Speaker 2 excited for games?

Speaker 1 Yes. I'll tell you.

Speaker 10 I'll tell you exactly what all-in means for Hank. It means that he will watch every Patriots game until they lose.

Speaker 2 I was thinking the same thing.

Speaker 1 And then he's all out.

Speaker 1 If you're all in, like a loss.

Speaker 12 If we're all in, we're going for 10 wins. All in means we're fighting, scratching, clawing for 10 wins.

Speaker 2 No, all in, you're upset about losses. I don't see a scenario this entire year until you're fighting.
Actually, in December, like every game is a playoff game, you won't care when this team loses.

Speaker 10 I want to encourage this behavior, though, from Hank. So if you win this weekend, you're all in.

Speaker 2 I just don't believe him.

Speaker 11 Look at his face.

Speaker 1 I can't even really see it. No, I don't.
It's horrible. I went through this whole offseason of just preparing.

Speaker 12 You're all out.

Speaker 2 You were excited for a football season where you didn't really care about your team.

Speaker 10 All right, so if you win this weekend and then you beat the Dolphins, look at them. And then you beat the Jets, you're 3-0, you're all in.

Speaker 10 Answer the question. All right, this is this Hanks.

Speaker 1 This is probably Hater Hank.

Speaker 12 This is probably Hater Hank. This is probably Hater Hank.
Hand up, hater, Hank.

Speaker 12 As much as I want the Patriots to win, I just want to be better than the Jets and the Dolphins.

Speaker 1 Okay, that's a fair answer.

Speaker 12 That gets me going.

Speaker 2 Not going to lie, I thought you were going to say Commanders. No, no.

Speaker 1 I thought you were going to say nobody to be.

Speaker 12 No, because if Drake May was playing, then it'd be like, I want to be better than the Commanders and the Bears, but

Speaker 12 that doesn't really matter in this scenario.

Speaker 10 Yeah, you just want to be better than at least two teams in your division.

Speaker 12 I do love with the most annoying fan bases, especially in this office and maybe the control booth.

Speaker 1 The rivalry that we have cooking right now is,

Speaker 1 I'm just tickled watching how

Speaker 12 I have it with Max. Oh, no, no, no.
I own Max.

Speaker 1 That's not what the rivalry I was talking about.

Speaker 12 And I would love to have memes.

Speaker 1 No, that's not the rivalry I was talking about. Beaching the Super Bowl.
The rivalry I'm talking about is we've been doing this podcast for eight plus years now.

Speaker 1 We're a football podcast first and foremost. Our fans are football guys.
They love football. They're diehard football fans.

Speaker 1 The rivalry of Hank not really caring about football versus our fans is so funny to me.

Speaker 11 The Ken State Pittsburgh, people don't forget.

Speaker 1 Being all in and all out on week two of the NFL season, it's great. Be yourself.

Speaker 12 Yeah, I always have been.

Speaker 1 I like you clarifying that

Speaker 1 if the Patriots aren't good, as long as you can be better than the Dolphins and the Jets, you will get satisfaction. That's funny to me.
I don't think that's an honest answer.

Speaker 10 Hank isn't going to celebrate that hard if they win, but I actually think you celebrate Jets' losses harder than you celebrate Patriots' wins this year.

Speaker 12 Yeah, that's kind of what I'm saying. Yeah, I mean, I have.

Speaker 1 Listen, guilty is charged when it comes to the Packers losing in the playoffs. Like, that's a fact.
If the Bears stink, which they have for a long time,

Speaker 1 yeah, I get a lot of satisfaction.

Speaker 12 Like, I get some sick satisfaction about the fact that I have six Super Bowls. I have all the championships.
I've kept the light. I've led the team out of the tunnel.
No, you can't.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 10 you rang a bell.

Speaker 12 I kept the light.

Speaker 1 Where is it?

Speaker 10 Do you have it? Is it on right now? So they didn't let you keep it.

Speaker 12 No, but I kept it when it was there. When I was there.
When I was there, I made sure that I kept it.

Speaker 12 And then we have these Jets and we have these Dolphins fans that are just living and dying with every play, every snap, every game.

Speaker 1 Talking about football fans.

Speaker 12 To be better than them

Speaker 12 would be nice.

Speaker 10 Hank wants to be better than the people that care about their teams. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I get it. Yeah.

Speaker 12 Again, that's Hater Hank.

Speaker 12 And I know people are going to get mad hearing this, but it is what it is. That's just how I feel.

Speaker 10 Because you're like, I just show up and they win, and I don't even do anything. And it's awesome.
And you put your heart and soul into your teams.

Speaker 10 And you study, you read articles about them during the week.

Speaker 10 You know exactly what's going to happen, you know everybody's number, even the offensive lineman, even the backup D-line that they switch in and out of the games, and you care so much, and then they lose.

Speaker 10 And I don't have to deal with that because I'm a winner.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah,

Speaker 1 yeah, you're such an asshole.

Speaker 2 You're so good at being an asshole.

Speaker 11 I was just going to say, you're so good at being a bad person.

Speaker 12 Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I don't want to. No, no, no.

Speaker 11 You have to go.

Speaker 2 It's good for your brand.

Speaker 1 It's great. What you are doing now is great for your brand being the fucking worst.
Yeah, right. You know what he is.
Right. He's a meat shield for us.
Yeah, no, it's great.

Speaker 10 Hank is spoiled. No shit.
You're so spoiled.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 1 city of champions.

Speaker 12 What are you talking about?

Speaker 10 So spoiled.

Speaker 14 Okay, as for this game,

Speaker 1 the Seahawks played so bad in that first half against the Broncos, and I think their defense is good. Mike McDonald is a,

Speaker 1 I mean, he was a good defensive coordinator. I think he's going to be a really good head coach.
I do think that this is one of those games that the Patriots shocked everyone against the Bengals.

Speaker 1 This is a harder game because the Seahawks Seahawks probably have a better game plan and can run the ball.

Speaker 10 Yeah, when a team that's not that good but feisty starts to think that they're very good, that's when they're a good time to bet against those guys.

Speaker 1 And the Seahawks shut down the Broncos run game. So if you take out Bo Nick's Scrambles, the Broncos ran for 3.2 yards, 20 rushes for 64 yards.

Speaker 1 The Patriots need to run the ball to be able to control this game how they want to control it. I think the Seahawks defensive line's up for the challenge.

Speaker 10 And the Seahawks probably aren't going to get two first-half safeties.

Speaker 1 I don't know. My guess is.
I actually.

Speaker 10 Maybe not.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to rule that out with the way those things happen and like calling a play-action play in the end zone needs blocking.

Speaker 1 They might be the safety bet every single week.

Speaker 10 Yeah, so I thought more about it, and I think the perfect, perfect thing to do for a safety instead of two points, which we agree is not enough points for a safety. Correct.

Speaker 10 Give the ball to the offense on the one-yard line.

Speaker 10 Or to the other team.

Speaker 10 Give it to them on the one-yard line. So if you get tackled in your own end zone, it's a turnover.
The other team gets the ball on the one.

Speaker 1 I think that's too much.

Speaker 10 On the five-yard line?

Speaker 1 I was saying the 20. No.
Red zone. Start of the red zone.
Is it worse? You get three?

Speaker 10 Because I want it to be worth essentially five points, but

Speaker 10 I want the other team to have to do something else with it.

Speaker 1 I wonder what the, someone has a nerd stat where like if

Speaker 1 you start at this yard line, your expected points are this.

Speaker 10 Yeah, let me see.

Speaker 1 It's probably around the 25 or something.

Speaker 1 But okay, I'm ready for that. Yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker 10 Also, the Seahawks are not going to have Marshawn Lynch giving

Speaker 10 McDonald a massage on the 79th Massage.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Next game.

Speaker 1 PFT. Yes.
Giants and Commanders.

Speaker 10 Okay, this is maybe the game of the week. I'm surprised that we don't have Tom Brady in the booth for this one.

Speaker 10 I'll give you some good news if you're a Commanders fan. Okay.
Manuel Forbes is out. Oh, that is good.
And he he might go on IR.

Speaker 1 But how bad is his backup to lose the job to Emmanuel Forbes?

Speaker 10 I don't think it's not necessarily Emmanuel Forbes was better than the backup. I think it was

Speaker 10 we have to play Emmanuel Forbes to see if he can be good before we make a decision about him. Got it.
So he's got a thumb injury, and you can't play football with a bad thumb. Yeah.
So he's out.

Speaker 1 Well, he couldn't play football with a good thumb.

Speaker 10 Maybe, yeah, he might be better than the injured thumb. Yeah.

Speaker 10 I think it's a good thing that he's not playing. I am scared of the Giants because the Giants always figure out a way to beat the Commanders, even when they're bad.

Speaker 1 I'm scared for you because I think the Commanders' defense might be one of the worst, if not the worst.

Speaker 10 I think they might be the worst.

Speaker 10 Watching last week against the Bucs,

Speaker 10 it was a nightmare. There was no point in even trying to play D.
It would be better if you just let them score immediately when they had the ball.

Speaker 1 This is a true ass ball where the team who loses this game, especially if they lose it significantly, they're truly ass.

Speaker 10 I'm going to put the dun chain on the loser, even if it's me.

Speaker 10 If the commanders lose this game, the Dunchain goes away.

Speaker 1 Well, a loss for you is different than a loss to the Giants. A loss for you, you still have Jaden Daniels, and you're like, we're rebuilding.

Speaker 1 A loss to the Giants, you're like, we thought we'd be bad, but we're worse.

Speaker 10 Yeah, we're worse than we thought we were going to be.

Speaker 1 And, god damn it, that Giants, I don't know why they allowed them to do hard knocks, but that clip is just going to live forever where they were talking about, I think it was one of the Maras asking the GM, like, what are we going to do?

Speaker 1 What's our identity without Saquon? Yeah, when he said, like, we're going to go all in on Daniel Jones.

Speaker 10 When he said, he said, literally, I'm going to lose sleep if this guy goes to Philly.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and then he said, the GM said, we're going to build up our offensive line and say, this is the year, Daniel. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 10 It's not a good time to be a Giants fan. It's especially not a good time to be Daniel Jones because he's already starting up with

Speaker 10 the only people that matter are the people in this room. Those are the only ones I listen to.
That's early.

Speaker 10 And maybe the worst sign for Daniel Jones was when Brian Dable announced that he was the starting quarterback this week.

Speaker 10 That's not good for your starting quarterback at the beginning of week one to have your head coach clarify for the media that you're starting.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're the starter.

Speaker 10 They just paid you a fuckload of money. Everyone thought you were the starter.
And Brian Dable being like, we're going to give the ball to Daniel this weekend. No one asked.
No one asked. But he is.

Speaker 10 He's starting.

Speaker 17 He's the starter.

Speaker 1 So you think you're going to win?

Speaker 10 I don't want to.

Speaker 1 You don't want to pick?

Speaker 10 I don't want to pick because

Speaker 10 I would like to win, so that way I can at least say we're not the worst team in the division, but the Giants have a way of beating our ass. Yeah.
But Jaden Daniels, rookie of the week.

Speaker 10 Rookie of the week. First of many to come.

Speaker 1 That's huge.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Chargers and Panthers.

Speaker 1 I so badly want to bet the Panthers, but I can't because it's Harbaugh, but I want to because I feel like

Speaker 1 I'm just, I'm going to chase that all year. I'm not going to.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to.

Speaker 10 I might.

Speaker 10 Did you see? I might. I might.
Well, not necessarily just the hardball effect, but also the Panthers effect.

Speaker 1 The Panthers are so bad. The Panthers are so bad.

Speaker 1 Hank, go ahead. How bad are they?

Speaker 12 How bad are they?

Speaker 1 Like a game show. The Panthers are so bad.

Speaker 12 How bad are they?

Speaker 1 They did a 9-11

Speaker 1 memorial post on Instagram, and some of the comments are

Speaker 1 as follows. This team makes me wish I was on those planes.
I won't forget how bad, or no, our situation is worse than theirs. Saddam Hussein would be a better defensive coordinator.

Speaker 1 This post is still not safe. Every Sunday feels like I'm reliving 9-11.
Our tower has been collapsing since 2017. Never forget 9-8 when they lost the Saints.

Speaker 1 Sir, a second Saints wide receiver has hit the end zone.

Speaker 1 You're so bad that your own

Speaker 1 fans are making 9-11 jokes in your comment section. That's bad.

Speaker 10 You know what's worse than that?

Speaker 1 That's as low as it gets.

Speaker 10 It's worse than 9-11, Big Cat? What? When Bryce Young goes 9-30. Oh.
When that's his completion.

Speaker 1 Yes. Yes.

Speaker 1 I'm going to take the Chargers because I think they're just going to play man football. We also have the Chargers

Speaker 1 a reminder for next week. They're staying out east.

Speaker 10 Okay, that's good to know.

Speaker 1 They're staying out east.

Speaker 1 And Jim Harbor says there's no reason why we can't have some fun, bring the board games and snacks. There's no way they're going to be fun.
So fun.

Speaker 10 That's fun.

Speaker 10 What kind of board games do you think that Harbaugh plays?

Speaker 10 Is he a guess who guy?

Speaker 1 I don't know. I feel like he's just a straight-up chess or checkers.

Speaker 10 I think he's. Checkers.
You You think checkers? I think he might be a risk guy. The game's taking like three days.
Everybody just gets bored and quits. And then he wins every time.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 We also had an all-time Jim Harbaugh quote.

Speaker 1 He said,

Speaker 1 speaking about coaching, it was about five or six years ago, my brother and I and dad were talking football.

Speaker 1 talking and you know my brother said hey dad how long do you go in coaching how long do you coach in this game and he said and i never forget it you go as long as you possibly can.

Speaker 1 You go and you coach till you cannot step on the field one more time, till you can't endure one more practice or put one more game plan together.

Speaker 1 And when you come to that point, you coach for two more years. I love that.
That's a great quote.

Speaker 10 You play football, you coach football, then you die.

Speaker 1 You have to be so sick of coaching, and then you still do two more years of service.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I respect that. I respect that.
I need to know where they're staying out east, too. I could see Harbaugh taking them on a tour, like a history tour.

Speaker 1 They're probably just, what's the West Virginia place?

Speaker 10 The Green Briars. Yeah,

Speaker 1 they're probably just staying there, right?

Speaker 10 I could see him going on like a Civil War battlefield tour. Staying east.

Speaker 9 Chargers staying east.

Speaker 1 They'll stay in Charlotte. Okay.
Kind of boring. Yeah, pretty boring answer.
All right.

Speaker 10 I want to say that Jaden Daniels, he did win the rookie of the week. I think Joe Alt should have won it.

Speaker 1 Joe Alton went. Incredible.

Speaker 10 That will never happen. And I'm going to take the stand for offensive lineman because an offensive lineman will never win an award like that.
And they should.

Speaker 1 Joe Walton or Sean Slater on both sides of Herbert,

Speaker 1 that's that's Harbaugh's wet dream. Yeah, he just knows they can do what they want to do, and they're going to shove it down the Panthers' throat.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I think that's going to happen, and the Panthers have their best defensive player maybe out for the year. Yeah, so I think it might get worse before it gets better.

Speaker 1 It couldn't be a more different vibes

Speaker 2 game between the two teams.

Speaker 1 Like, the Panthers' vibes are as low as Lowe gets, and the Chargers are like the new regime, you know, going from Brandon Staley to Jim Harbaugh has to be just a complete shock to the system in a great way.

Speaker 1 You can't get different than these two teams, organizations, right now.

Speaker 10 Yeah, very optimistic in LA right now. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, next up, Browns and Jaguars. Speaking of bad vibes,

Speaker 1 everyone hates Deshaun Watson. That was one of my notes.
David Njoku's out for the game.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 little quiz for you. When was Deshaun Watson's last 300-yard game?

Speaker 10 His last 300-yard game. He had one or two decent games last year, but I don't think he threw for 300.
So I'm going to go back a couple years and say

Speaker 10 2021.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 partial credit, yes, because it happened in 2021. It was a 2020 season.
So it was January 2021.

Speaker 10 That's why I said 2021, yeah.

Speaker 1 But that is a long time. That's a very long time.
It's a long time.

Speaker 10 He used to be so good.

Speaker 1 He used to be incredible. So I don't know.
He had that one season where he carried the Texans and was out of this world good.

Speaker 1 I don't know what happened.

Speaker 1 Well, obviously, a lot of stuff happened.

Speaker 10 Yeah,

Speaker 1 we do know what happened.

Speaker 10 But

Speaker 10 there's some stuff where physically he doesn't even look the same.

Speaker 1 I think he just doesn't like football anymore.

Speaker 1 He's going to quit on this season or the Texans, or sorry, the Browns will find a way out of this.

Speaker 1 Something's going to happen.

Speaker 10 He used to be so good, and last Sunday he got sacked six times. Guess how many of those sacks were on the offensive line by Pro Football Focus? One.
Zero.

Speaker 1 Zero. They were all his fault.

Speaker 10 They were all quarterback sacks.

Speaker 1 Damn.

Speaker 10 And then there was a clip that went around of one of his linemen not wanting Deshaun to help him up. Did you see that? Yeah.
One of the linemen were on the ground after the play.

Speaker 10 Deshaun went up to him, stuck his hand out. The lineman batted his hand away and said, no, I can do it on you.
He just doesn't want Deshaun touching him. Right.
It leads to bad things. Yes.

Speaker 1 And Deshaun Watson, yeah, you don't want him around. I'm just looking it up right now.

Speaker 10 I don't know where that hand's been.

Speaker 9 Probably.

Speaker 1 Well, no, it's not his hands.

Speaker 10 I think his hand is probably

Speaker 10 went a few places. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Not a good guy. Yeah, that 2020 season, he threw for 4,800 yards, 33 touchdowns, seven interceptions.
It's crazy. Pretty damn good.

Speaker 10 You could definitely make the case at that point that Deshaun Watson was a top-five quarterback.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And since that season, I know that he's been injured a bunch. He has not thrown for over 1,500 yards.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, so I also, this game to me is,

Speaker 1 I love that we get to watch every game and see how every game flows because the Jaguars should have beaten the Dolphins.

Speaker 1 And I think you're getting them at a little bit of a price here because they lost. That game was, the Jaguars are winning that game.
Etienne doesn't fumble. They go up 24-7.
That game's over.

Speaker 1 Yeah, this is. And it goes completely south on them.
But I didn't walk away being like, man, the Jaguars are bad.

Speaker 10 No, they did some funky shit in the second half. They did some very Jaguars.

Speaker 1 They panicked.

Speaker 10 Yeah, they did panic after the turnover. I think that they looked good enough in the first half, but are the Dolphins good?

Speaker 10 So when they look good against the Dolphins, are we counting that as a good thing?

Speaker 1 The Bills really good.

Speaker 10 The Bills might be really good.

Speaker 10 So

Speaker 10 I do also like the Jaguars in this game.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, Raiders at Ravens. I'll say this.
This is one time. Actually, Jake should

Speaker 1 he should still do this for us. I didn't know this.
Maybe no one knew this. Alexander Madison's wife went into labor before the game on Sunday.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 He scored a touchdown. Yeah, we did not know that.
Wait, wait, when was the baby born?

Speaker 1 That night.

Speaker 10 So after the game.

Speaker 1 But he had, oh my God, my wife's in labor.

Speaker 11 Yeah, technically, this would be the best thing.

Speaker 10 Yeah, this is baby bump because our theory is that everybody else in the locker room is pumped for the guy. Yeah.
Especially if they're a new dad. Yeah.
That's their first kid.

Speaker 10 So if he had the baby after the game, then this week it's all congrats on the baby. Congrats.
I'm so happy that you got a baby. Yeah.
Let's give you the rock. Oh, let me.
You got dad's strength now.

Speaker 1 What'd you name the baby?

Speaker 10 Congrats on the sex. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Let me kiss the baby. Yeah.

Speaker 10 All that shit. It's a kiss the baby bet.

Speaker 1 Yeah, kiss the baby bet. I do think the Ravens, though, are going to play better than they did.

Speaker 1 It's crazy. We walk away and the Chiefs win that game, and it really was a couple inches or an inch on Isaiah Likely's foot.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because Harbaugh is going to go for two. So there's a reasonable way that the Ravens win that game if his foot is in bounds, and we think about it completely different.

Speaker 1 And we're like, holy shit, what a gutsy performance from Lamar. The Ravens are still that team.
They just didn't have the result week one. I think they are going to beat the Raiders.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think they're going to spank him.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And Antonio Pierce, we like you, but.

Speaker 1 God damn, that was the dumbest decision ever.

Speaker 10 The punt was, it looks even worse, like with the light of day. Yeah.
After a couple of days to think about it, I've been thinking about that punt all week. Yeah.
And it just makes zero sense at all.

Speaker 10 Yep. And he's a new coach.
He does not have a guy that's giving him advice on analytics. That much is clear.
Because if he did, that person probably resigned. Yep.

Speaker 10 Because you're not being listened to at all in that case.

Speaker 11 But

Speaker 10 it was really, really bad. Yeah.
And he should get somebody whose job is just to stand next to him, be like, use a time out here. Go for it here.

Speaker 10 That's the job.

Speaker 10 Get a nerd. Very simple.
Find a nerd in Las Vegas.

Speaker 1 Just find anyone with glasses on.

Speaker 10 Yeah, maybe like David Blaine. He could probably probably figure it out.
Anybody in Las Vegas that is smart, that likes numbers.

Speaker 11 David Blaine could absolutely bend time.

Speaker 10 Yes, have that person stand next to you, and he's only allowed to say like five words. He doesn't have to talk.
He can just have a mat that's in front of him with five different options for buttons.

Speaker 10 And he pushes those, and then you look at the iPad, then you do that thing.

Speaker 1 He should actually make it even simpler for him. It should be like when you go to Fogo de Chow and you have the coin that you flip over when you want meat or when you want to stop eating.

Speaker 1 He should just have a coin and the guy should just hand him, like, hey, red side up.

Speaker 10 Red side up, don't hunt. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Green side up, go. Go.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 That's as simple as it could be. Or what was the chest scandal from a while ago?

Speaker 1 The

Speaker 10 anal beads? Yeah, yeah. The vibrating anal beads.
Yeah. When I hit those,

Speaker 10 that should stimulate you to get it. Yes.

Speaker 1 Yes. Go for it.

Speaker 10 So I don't know if this is a record or not. I think it might be the first time.
Do we have a noise for Weird Stat Alert?

Speaker 1 Yeah, Hank.

Speaker 10 Hank, Weird Stat Alert. Sit on the soundboard, please.

Speaker 14 Nice.

Speaker 10 Okay, so if Antonio Pierce and the Raiders lose this week to the Ravens, I think he might become the first head coach in NFL history to lose back-to-back games against brothers.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 10 I can't think who else it could have been.

Speaker 1 Well, it could have been the Harbaugh Brothers. The Harbaugh Brothers or were the Ravens?

Speaker 11 Have they ever...

Speaker 10 Rob Ryan was never an interim coach, right? Oh, man. I don't think he was.
I wish he. I would have bet the fuck out of him if he was.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Fuck. We got to find out if that's true.

Speaker 10 I think it might be true.

Speaker 1 The double brother loss. The double brother loss.

Speaker 10 Never been done before.

Speaker 1 He's been just bodied by the Harbaughs.

Speaker 10 Now, the other question would be,

Speaker 10 has the team ever played against two brothers in back-to-back weeks?

Speaker 1 Probably.

Speaker 10 They're probably already making history.

Speaker 12 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Probably.

Speaker 10 It's Brother Awareness Month.

Speaker 1 Was there ever a time where the Harbaughs played each other and then the next week, the losing Harbaugh made a terrible mistake and beat himself?

Speaker 1 So he got beat by harbaugh back to back by himself yeah i don't know because like did jim harbaugh ever lose to john harbaugh then also lose to john harbaugh or jim harbaugh uh well jim harbaugh lost to john harbaugh in the super bowl right but i'm saying then

Speaker 10 the weekend beat yourself what do you do week one after that i don't know he might have beat himself might have beaten himself um

Speaker 1 okay uh that's a good stat good weird stat uh afternoon slate three games rams and cardinals rams injuries are bad 2022 vibes very bad Puka Nakua out, and also their line. Their entire line.

Speaker 10 Their line is probably like Puka Nakua is the name that everybody knows, but their line all being injured probably has a bigger impact.

Speaker 1 They're signing guys off the street.

Speaker 10 Off the street?

Speaker 1 Off the street.

Speaker 10 Like homeless people?

Speaker 1 Off the street. They're signing guys off the street.

Speaker 10 That's concerning.

Speaker 1 Yes. I just love that saying.
Off the street. So,

Speaker 1 I don't know. I can't trust the Cardinals' defense.
Sean McVay does own the Cardinals, so we should at least note that. Yeah.
That's part of our trio in the NFC West.

Speaker 1 I just feel like the Cardinals are healthier. Well, I know they're healthier, and Kyler might be able to get something going.

Speaker 10 Yeah,

Speaker 10 when is the double XP weekend?

Speaker 1 October something.

Speaker 10 Okay, so we're way too early for that.

Speaker 1 We've got to wait on that. And Marvin Harrison Jr., he will...
Welcome to the NFL Marvin Harrison Jr. I think that's going to happen this week.

Speaker 10 Yeah, well, after what happened last week, they can't target him any less.

Speaker 1 Correct.

Speaker 10 They were saving him for this game. Correct.
I feel like maybe the Cardinals were saying the Bills, really good team. Buffalo, tough environment to play in.

Speaker 10 They're going to sacrifice somebody to the pit before the game. Probably lose that game anyways.
But divisional game, now let's actually try to win. Yeah.

Speaker 10 And let's throw the ball to Marvin Harrison Jr. a couple times.

Speaker 1 Yes. Yes.
Agreed. Steelers or Broncos.

Speaker 10 I'm mad about this game.

Speaker 11 Why?

Speaker 10 Because Russell Wilson's not playing. Yeah.
And I really wanted to see Russell Wilson against the the Broncos.

Speaker 1 I do. If you're a Steelers fan, I think you should be happy, though.
Why? I think Russell Wilson would have tried so hard to do a revenge thing that he would have fucked it up.

Speaker 10 He would have made a big revenge game spectacle.

Speaker 1 He would have tried so hard to be like, this is my moment to stick it to Sean Payton that he would have fucked up and it would have been a bad situation.

Speaker 10 That might be true.

Speaker 1 So I think you're better off with Justin Fields. I want to take the Broncos simply because of the, you know, go against yourself week one, switch it up.

Speaker 1 Also, mile high when it's still hot is always a tough place to play. I just don't understand how Bonix is going to survive against the Steelers defense.

Speaker 10 Yeah, Bonix, I regret saying that he might be the next up Jameis Winston. He was funny when he played.
I'm not saying that he's going to have the spectacular highs that Jameis gives you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he doesn't push it down the field like Jameis does.

Speaker 10 But in a slapstick type of way, watching him play quarterback is very funny to do. Correct.
And just watch how he tries to run around and throw across his body. That part is still funny to me.

Speaker 10 You're probably right about Russell Wilson trying too hard. He definitely

Speaker 1 would probably have some weird video.

Speaker 1 They would show when they go to the game, Russell Wilson actually was here fully padded at 6 a.m.

Speaker 1 running around the field.

Speaker 10 It would have been very funny for him after the game to talk about what a great welcome the Denver Broncos fans gave him.

Speaker 10 It was a great homecoming. It's just to see the guys that rooted for me and be able to thank them for everything they did for me while I was in team.
That would have been 100% a lie.

Speaker 10 I wanted to see that, though. I wanted to see him try too hard as an outsider.
If you're a Steelers fan, probably a good thing. But for the rest of America, we wanted that comedy of the revenge game.

Speaker 10 Correct.

Speaker 1 Okay, so big game, afternoon game. This one will be obviously the sound.
Bengals at Chiefs.

Speaker 1 Bengals got to figure it out. I'm worried, though, about

Speaker 1 Joe Burrow.

Speaker 10 Yeah, so the video of him trying to pick up a water bottle went around.

Speaker 10 I think he, well, he's, I know that he's saying that it's not a big deal. I think it's a big deal.

Speaker 10 I think Joe Burrow is a tough guy, and he wants to play, and he was so competitive that he's like, I'm not going to miss the first couple games of the season.

Speaker 10 I think it's fair to say that he's not healthy.

Speaker 1 And it's more, so

Speaker 1 his wrist and his arm might feel okay.

Speaker 1 I don't know if mentally he trusts it yet because watching back some of that game, some of the tape, no big deal. We watch tape on this show,

Speaker 1 he was a check-down king. He actually was

Speaker 1 third-ranked lowest

Speaker 1 in the NFL on Sunday, or on week one, with throws going to the sticks. So 27%.6.
He basically was just checking down.

Speaker 1 I think he just doesn't trust it yet.

Speaker 1 Like, there were some plays, I was watching this one play that people were breaking down where Jamar Chase had a one-on-one on the outside, and he had a clean pocket.

Speaker 1 All he had to do was wait a couple seconds, and he had just predetermined he was going to check it down.

Speaker 1 And so it's not as much that

Speaker 1 it might not be that he's like, his wrist is so fucked he can't make throws. I think he just is not ready for the game speed yet.
I think he will be there eventually.

Speaker 1 Unfortunately, they have to go up against the Chiefs, and that is a big, tall task. And you have Chris Jones coming down your throat, and the Chiefs know that he is not 100% there.

Speaker 1 And if Joe Burrow can't throw it deep and take those shots, it's just different.

Speaker 10 I think I'm going to.

Speaker 1 He also has always been a little bit of a slow starter and always started in this way, so it could also just be that.

Speaker 10 I disagree with you that it's mental, not physical. I think it's physical.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 I can't. The only reason I'm saying mental is because

Speaker 1 when Joe says that he's good, I trust that he's saying that in good faith.

Speaker 1 I do think there's some physical part, but I think there's also the mental part of it happened with like Kirk Cousins, where when you come back from an injury and you get thrown into a live NFL game, it's going to look different than it did in preseason, which I don't even think Joe Burrow played or practice.

Speaker 1 It just is different.

Speaker 10 No, but I think it's I think it is 100% physical, and that when Joe Burrow says he's good, he knows he's not good, and he's pissed off that he's not good.

Speaker 1 He was flexing it a lot, too.

Speaker 10 Yeah, but he doesn't want to say, like, I'm not feeling good because that would be making an excuse.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, he's

Speaker 10 a fucking tough ass. I think that if it was physically good, he would like Joe is so mentally tough that he would just be like, I'm not worried about it.
Let's just play football.

Speaker 10 Yeah, and I don't think that he can play football 100%.

Speaker 10 So, I don't know.

Speaker 10 I want to see Joe play good this year. I want to keep the narrative of Burrowhead going.
It'd be fun if he went into Kansas City and won.

Speaker 10 They also gave the Chiefs a little bit of bulletin board material.

Speaker 1 Oh, no. You see that? I love doing that.
Oh, the Xavier Worthy? Yeah.

Speaker 10 So Taylor Britt said on Xavier Worthy, he's got speed. That's about it.
He can run straight, run jet sweeps, and just run straight. He can't do too much else.
So that's about it.

Speaker 10 That's bulletin board.

Speaker 1 That is bulletin board. I also

Speaker 1 don't fully disagree if if you're just basing it off his first game because we were victim to this where Xavier Worthy is not fair. He had that big end-around run,

Speaker 1 and he had the play where the Ravens just didn't play defense on what looked like a wheel route. I don't know what it was, but there was just no one even close to him.

Speaker 1 It's not like he caught 10 balls and had 150 yards. He caught two balls.
and had 47 yards, and I think 30 of them were on that one play. So 35 of them were on that one play.

Speaker 1 So I do think Xavier Worthy, I think that's bulletin board material. Yeah.
I also don't think it's totally wrong yet.

Speaker 10 Also, if he can just run straight really fast,

Speaker 10 that's a pretty good thing to combine with Patrick Mahomes. That is good.
And on the end around,

Speaker 10 if you're like 0.01 seconds slower, you don't score that touchdown. You get tackled.
It was a great run.

Speaker 1 Here's my thought starter for you. If Xavier Worthy was on any other team and had his stat line from week one, would anyone care?

Speaker 10 No, he'd be a speed merchant. Right.

Speaker 1 That's kind of my point. It's not that he's not good.
It's just that because he's on the Chiefs and he's so fast and we saw it, everyone's like, this is not fair. This is not right.

Speaker 10 Well, there's another part. Right.
It's because he replaced Kadarius Toney. True.
So it's a big, big upgrade.

Speaker 2 That's the biggest upgrade ever. He's not good.

Speaker 10 I think he's good.

Speaker 10 I just think

Speaker 1 we're more pissed that the Chiefs have a weapon, another weapon.

Speaker 10 Yes. And Taylor Bridge should update this and say...

Speaker 10 He can't do too much else. He can run straight and be better than Kadarius Toney.
Yeah. So he's a two-headed monster.

Speaker 1 And then everyone would nod in the locker and be like, yeah, he's actually really that's very right.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 We have Sunday night football to wrap it up. Bears, Texans.
We'll be streaming.

Speaker 1 I'm very nervous about this game.

Speaker 1 Here's what I've done because everyone does this as fans. You do mental gymnastics, try to figure out a path to victory, how it's going to work.

Speaker 1 The one thing that I have uncovered is that we talked about meatloaf, Tavondre sweat for the Titans. Absolute monster.

Speaker 1 The Texans don't have a Tavandre sweat in terms of the middle of the interior defensive line shouldn't be as big of a problem as it was against the Titans.

Speaker 1 And that's where the Bears had a lot of trouble blocking.

Speaker 1 So I'm hoping Caleb Williams doesn't have those plays where there is a 350-pound man jumping on top of him within two seconds, two half a second of the ball being snapped.

Speaker 10 Yeah, and when he spins, he should spin away from the person and not just stop.

Speaker 1 Do we we need a defensive touchdown and maybe a special teams touchdown to win this game? Yeah, maybe. I'd take it.

Speaker 10 Or if they punted every first down, I'd take it.

Speaker 11 Then you could win that game too. I'd take it.

Speaker 1 But yeah, I think this is going to be a

Speaker 1 very, very interesting game to see where everything's at.

Speaker 10 All right, walk me through this, big cat. I know you'll be happy with the win regardless.

Speaker 1 No matter what, I'll take it. Okay, and you tell me.

Speaker 10 Okay, let me ask you a hypothetical.

Speaker 1 Taking out injuries, win no matter what. Okay, hypothetical.

Speaker 10 Yeah. Would you rather the Bears win and Caleb Williams, he throws for 90 yards passing?

Speaker 10 Caleb Williams runs for 17 yards with a fumble.

Speaker 10 And he's got an interception, no touchdowns.

Speaker 1 Was he hit on the fumble?

Speaker 10 No,

Speaker 10 it was like Jalen Hurts in the Super Bowl.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 10 Just slips and they run it the other way.

Speaker 10 Would you rather that or Caleb throws for 350 yards and the Bears lose 20?

Speaker 10 to 32.

Speaker 1 I would take the win.

Speaker 10 Take the win over progression from the quarterback.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because the progression will come. Winning games is the best.
But if I don't care how it happens.

Speaker 10 If there's two games in a row,

Speaker 10 now we're talking narrative.

Speaker 1 But what you just said.

Speaker 1 So I was actually almost with you until you said 32, and then I'm like, then that means the defense stinks.

Speaker 10 It's a weird score. Yeah, you could delete the score.

Speaker 1 But the thing that I was feeling most confident in is now not a source of confidence. And now I'm questioning everything.
Get me to 2-0. Okay, let me change that.
Get me to 2-0.

Speaker 10 What if Caleb throws for 350 yards, a touchdown, no interceptions, and you guys lose 7-10?

Speaker 1 350 yards, a touchdown, no interceptions, 7-10. I still want to win.

Speaker 10 You probably have kicking issues at that point. I still want to win.

Speaker 1 2-0 would be awesome. What do you think?

Speaker 9 Were you going to say something, Max?

Speaker 1 Would you take 2-0?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'll take 2-0.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I want 2-0. I want 2-0.
I want my quarterback to have a good game, too. I do.
You and I be good.

Speaker 1 Best case scenario, both things happen.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that would be awesome.

Speaker 1 But if he doesn't have a great game, having a win is a nice constellation prize. Yep.

Speaker 1 It's actually the main prize.

Speaker 10 What's fun is at that point, if he has some stinky games and you guys win, then you can just be like, he's a winner. Yeah.

Speaker 10 He's got like Jimmy Garoppolo.

Speaker 1 It's also, if he doesn't play well on Sunday night and we use defense and special teams to win the game, it's no different than the Bears' entire history

Speaker 1 of everything.

Speaker 10 That's true. He's just a perfect Bears quarterback.

Speaker 1 He's just a turbocharged Rex Grosser.

Speaker 10 The best game manager you could have.

Speaker 1 I think he's going to play better, though. I really do.

Speaker 1 No Roma Dungeon, right? I believe he is out. I don't think he's officially been ruled out, but it doesn't look like he's going to play, which stinks.

Speaker 1 All right, so the touchdown parlay. I screwed it up last week.
Then we'll get to our picks. I screwed it up last week.
I had Dalton Kincaady to not score, so I'm out.

Speaker 1 So what we're going to do is we're going to do three picks. I'm out because I lost.
If you guys win, all three win. We go to the next week.
So, we want people to win.

Speaker 1 So, and if one of you loses, then you're out. If two of you lose, we'll figure out how to do it.
But go.

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Speaker 1 Okay, Hank.

Speaker 12 Going Tony Rich.

Speaker 1 Tony Rich. Anthony Richardson.
Okay, good, good. To score a touchdown.
I like

Speaker 1 Anthony Richardson. Okay.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to make any comments because I can't because I lost. No, please do.

Speaker 12 It worked last week.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to make any comments. But if you were

Speaker 12 going to make comments, you would say.

Speaker 1 I can't believe that the Falcons scored one touchdown. It was the cow.

Speaker 1 It's crazy. It's crazy.
All right, Tony Rich. I like Tony Rich on the board.
All right.

Speaker 10 I'm going to stick with my

Speaker 5 quarterback, too, and I'm nervous about going two quarterbacks.

Speaker 1 Who are you going to take?

Speaker 2 I'll let PFT go.

Speaker 10 Well, you just made a noise when I started.

Speaker 2 No, well, I just started to stress because

Speaker 2 that stresses.

Speaker 1 No, you made a noise.

Speaker 10 You want to go?

Speaker 20 No, I want you to go. I want you to go.

Speaker 1 Go. You go first.
No, you go.

Speaker 16 I'm not going to talk. I want you to go.

Speaker 13 I'm done. Nope.

Speaker 10 I want you to go. Everybody get mad at Max for ruining the podcast.

Speaker 22 Get mad at Max.

Speaker 20 You know who I'm

Speaker 1 fine, I'll go. Fuck it.
I'll go. Jaden Daniels.

Speaker 10 You ruined the podcast. Jaden Daniels.
Good pick.

Speaker 1 That's good. There you go.

Speaker 10 Great pick, Max. I like it.
You brought the podcast back. Yep.

Speaker 2 Giants defense sucks. Great Jaden Daniels.

Speaker 2 The run the ball to Jaden Daniels for a touchdown is a great play for you.

Speaker 1 It's a great play.

Speaker 10 It's a great play. I actually, I like Daniel Jones to score in this game.
Okay. He plays really good.

Speaker 1 Are you going to do both? We can't do three. Three quarterbacks?

Speaker 11 No, that's not my pick. I'll do my actual pick.

Speaker 10 But bonus pick, Daniel Jones. Okay.
But my real pick is J.K. Dobbins.
Ooh. So my formula is take a running back on a team that's playing against the Carolina Panthers.
I like that.

Speaker 10 And it was good in week one, and I think it'll be good in week two. Okay.

Speaker 1 All right, so bet on DraftKings. They'll have that up.

Speaker 1 And like I said, the no-sweat bet is there as well.

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Speaker 1 Okay, let's do our picks. So, the four weddings and a funeral picks,

Speaker 1 which have we thought about it more? Someone did throw out that we should do a bachelor party. I don't know if any of us could survive, or I don't know if PFC and I can survive.

Speaker 12 Well, the problem is that's that's what's exciting.

Speaker 1 All right, should we exciting?

Speaker 10 Well, here's the problem: if the funeral is a bad idea, I'll speak for myself. Why?

Speaker 12 Because we don't, how do you schedule that?

Speaker 1 What if we did, and what if the loser had to do just life?

Speaker 1 So they had to go to

Speaker 1 a birth of a baby.

Speaker 1 Maybe a kinsanera. The funeral is bad.

Speaker 2 No funeral.

Speaker 1 I'm down for all of this except for funeral.

Speaker 12 Oh, no, if we're going to all, we got to go in the full circle.

Speaker 1 The life would be incredible. Imagine the loser has to do life.

Speaker 1 How about that seven?

Speaker 1 Can't do funeral. How about that?

Speaker 1 A 50th birthday party.

Speaker 12 What a much of the pass killed themselves when I had to go to their funeral.

Speaker 1 A divorce proceeding?

Speaker 1 A divorce proceeding.

Speaker 1 We can't do funeral. Okay.

Speaker 10 The problem with the Bachelor Party would be

Speaker 10 I would want to do things on the Bachelor Party that I should not be doing in front of AWLs.

Speaker 1 No, yeah, it's the

Speaker 1 problem with the Bachelor Party is we just basically produce blackmail. Yes.
On ourselves. Yes.
Yes.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 10 if we didn't do stuff to produce blackmail, then they'd be like, what a snooze. I can't believe this guy came to the bachelor party, didn't have any phones.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I think we could do it if we just said no phones.
People with the bachelor party.

Speaker 2 I'm so pissed if Hank or I lost.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 11 Or me or memes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 10 I bet Max would be fun on a bachelor party.

Speaker 1 Max would be great on a bachelor party.

Speaker 10 If it was a golf trip, Hank would be in a good mood.

Speaker 1 All right, so we'll figure it out. But I do think there's something there with

Speaker 1 people hit me up and they were like, it would be an honor to go to my funeral. Yeah, me too.

Speaker 12 And I think, but I think in the sake of a bet, like you guys having to go at a bachelor party because you don't want to is the entire point.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I also had a lot of people hit me up and be like, thank God somebody thought that that was a bad idea.

Speaker 1 I had a lot of people hit me up saying that was a great idea. I heard the other one.
Pussy, he doesn't realize that death is part of life. All right, so we'll evolve it.

Speaker 1 But I think we're on to something. It's going to be something like that.
Can we all agree? Whether it be a wedding and a bachelor party, maybe a birth of a baby, a kinsaniera,

Speaker 1 life would be awesome. What about? I know it's hard.
What if we had to go to a birthday birthday party of every age?

Speaker 10 I know it's hard to bend.

Speaker 1 It's right in between

Speaker 12 a high school graduation.

Speaker 1 I know it's hard because it's right in between.

Speaker 12 A Division I college graduation. Yes.
Or like a seven.

Speaker 1 Wait, Division I college graduation?

Speaker 1 No, or like a

Speaker 12 state school graduation.

Speaker 10 It would be funny if we could move somebody into college. Like we're the dads.
Like we show up on campus with a truck full of shit.

Speaker 10 We help them them load up their dormer.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Just do life.

Speaker 18 That's too many things.

Speaker 1 We could pare it down.

Speaker 10 Okay,

Speaker 10 what about this? What if we probably have some high school AWS, right?

Speaker 1 Oh, you think? Okay.

Speaker 10 So if you lose, you have to commit to somewhat adopting that kid for the rest of their life.

Speaker 1 I can't take another kid. I can't have another kid.

Speaker 10 So you have to go to their high school graduation. No, I can't have another kid.
You have to help them move into college. You have to go to their wedding when they get married.

Speaker 10 I can't have another kid.

Speaker 10 You have to be there after they have their first child.

Speaker 1 I can't have another kid.

Speaker 10 And then there for their funeral. God forbid.

Speaker 2 That would be fine. Because then you would develop a relationship and it would eventually be respected.

Speaker 12 I'm out on that.

Speaker 1 All right. And then when they die, you go to their funeral?

Speaker 2 Yeah, then I would go to a funeral.

Speaker 2 If it felt like I was going because

Speaker 2 it was out of respect and not out of a punishment.

Speaker 12 Not just for vibes.

Speaker 1 All right. All right.

Speaker 10 Well, we got to figure this out soon because somebody's going to start to fall back. By next week.

Speaker 1 By next week, we'll have a little bit of a terrible thing. By next week,

Speaker 1 I'll think about some stuff. All right, so I think Max, PFT, and Hank all went 2-0.
I went 1-1 for 200. It was good to be 2-0.
Oh, and memes went 0-2. So, Max, you have first pick?

Speaker 1 Do I? Yes.

Speaker 10 Because Hank went first last time?

Speaker 1 No, Memes went first last time. Okay.

Speaker 2 I am going to take

Speaker 1 the

Speaker 2 Seattle Seahawks minus three and a half against the New England Patriots.

Speaker 1 Oh, nice.

Speaker 10 Hank doesn't even care. Doesn't care.

Speaker 1 I think that was like it all.

Speaker 2 I think that line's too. I think the Patriots still fucking suck.

Speaker 1 Okay. All right.

Speaker 10 I am going to take

Speaker 10 my Indianapolis Colts

Speaker 10 minus three. Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay. I'm going to take

Speaker 1 someone's Jacksonville Jaguars minus three.

Speaker 1 Jaguars, kid. What?

Speaker 1 You taking the Browns? Yep. Oh, do it.
Do it.

Speaker 10 That's stinky. I like it.
Yeah.

Speaker 12 Do it. The Jaguars are are stinky.
Why?

Speaker 1 Well, you didn't watch the schemes on Sunday. I did.
I was sitting next to you.

Speaker 10 It was on the same time the Patriots were playing.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 12 The Patriots, I couldn't even fucking watch the game.

Speaker 10 They gave us the fucking small TV.

Speaker 12 Okay. 22 inches of screen.

Speaker 10 It was the R. Kelly TV.

Speaker 12 The Jaguars just blew that.

Speaker 12 They absolutely choked that game away. They have no business.

Speaker 1 There's not

Speaker 1 disagreeing with you whatsoever.

Speaker 12 But I don't think they're that bad. And Deshaun Watson has the tools.
Has the tools as we just went over.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 10 What's one tool he has?

Speaker 12 Arm talent.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 10 Does he?

Speaker 1 Use it tools. Yeah,

Speaker 12 we just went to it.

Speaker 10 The arm didn't look that good last week. It's somewhere in there.

Speaker 12 It's there. It's somewhere in there.

Speaker 1 Somewhere in there. All right.
Snake? Yeah.

Speaker 12 I'm going to go. I have the Browns plus three against the Jaguars.
Excuse me. And then I am going to take the under in the New York Giants Washington Commanders game under 43.

Speaker 1 Nice.

Speaker 15 It's not your pick.

Speaker 1 Ah,

Speaker 1 Snake. It is snake.
It's memes. Got it.

Speaker 1 Steelers minus two and a half, and then the under in the Giants commander check.

Speaker 1 Nice memes. That was huge, memes.

Speaker 1 Huge.

Speaker 12 All right, I'm going to take the over in the New York Giants Washington Commanders game over 43.

Speaker 1 I love it. I love it.
That's a good move. That's a spike move.

Speaker 11 Why do you like that over, Hank?

Speaker 12 Just two dynamic quarterbacks, explosive offenses.

Speaker 10 Don't lump me in with Danny Dimes.

Speaker 12 What do do you mean?

Speaker 12 They're high-flying quarterbacks. High-flying quarterbacks.

Speaker 1 High-flying. High-flying quarterbacks.
All right, I'll take the over in the sixth.

Speaker 1 Saints, Cowboys, 46.5.

Speaker 12 That was dumb. Okay.

Speaker 10 That's a fun over to take.

Speaker 1 43. I thought about that.

Speaker 5 I thought about that one.

Speaker 12 High-flying hands. It's an impossible amount of points.

Speaker 12 That was a throwaway. I just threw away a pick.

Speaker 10 Think about it this way. Pick sixes.
That helps.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 12 That was.

Speaker 1 That was dumb. Okay.

Speaker 10 That's all right. You know what? I'm going to take the over on that game because Hank thinks it's so dumb.
No, he's got it.

Speaker 1 Oh, you're saying in

Speaker 1 real life. Yeah.

Speaker 11 All right. So your last pick.

Speaker 10 I'm going to Jags Browns over 41.5. Okay.
I don't think that Deshaun is going to be as bad as he was last week.

Speaker 1 I hope.

Speaker 10 And then I think that the Jags, again, kind of a fluky game that they gave up last week. Yeah.
And they're at home. Yep.
Home opener. Yep.
I believe in Duval. And Hank thinks they stink.

Speaker 10 Hank thinks they stink. Yeah.
Yep.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 I took such a stinky under last time. I'm going to try and go with a fun over this time.

Speaker 1 I love that about you. Just get fun with it.
Yep.

Speaker 20 I'm going to go Lions

Speaker 1 Bucks over 51.5.

Speaker 1 Lions Bucks over 51.

Speaker 10 That is a fun one.

Speaker 1 It's a lot of points. Very fun.

Speaker 1 A lot of points. But fun.
Okay.

Speaker 1 All right. So those are our picks.
We'll figure out, we'll nail down the punishment for next week.

Speaker 1 Let's do Fantasy Fuck Boys before we get to Brooks, Kepka, and Taylor Gooch.

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Speaker 1 Fantasy fuck boys.

Speaker 1 What's up, boo? What's up? What's up, you fuck?

Speaker 12 It's Vontrapio Rivaderchi.

Speaker 1 Hey, Von Trappio!

Speaker 12 My star on him this week. The Pac-12.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 12 All the way back.

Speaker 10 Who are the teams?

Speaker 12 Merging with the Mountain West, Poisey State,

Speaker 12 bunch of other Mountain West.

Speaker 1 Yeah, all those Mountain West teams.

Speaker 1 The teams you don't want to watch when you got a golf outing on Saturday.

Speaker 12 The Pac-12 is all the way back. That's a fact, Jack.

Speaker 12 I sit him.

Speaker 1 Eating dogs. Eating dogs.
Don't eat dogs, people.

Speaker 11 Don't eat them.

Speaker 1 Max.

Speaker 12 You hear that? Yeah, Max. Fuck.
Max. I know you want to fucking eat some dogs.

Speaker 11 Max would eat a dog. God knows you don't want to pet him.

Speaker 1 No, I love dogs. Get that grizzly going.

Speaker 9 You can't even fucking say it.

Speaker 1 Make that dog a meatball, and Max would eat it all day.

Speaker 10 I got a good friend that likes eating cats. His name's Stephen Che.

Speaker 1 by Sleeper he does he loves eating pussy

Speaker 1 you got you were racist you were racist

Speaker 1 wow he was fucking a pussy very very you idiot very racist holy shit my friend my my uncle Junior uh loves

Speaker 12 he might be part Haitian oh hey by Sleeper It's Josh Allen's pistachio farm. Oh, did you guys see this? You guys read about this?

Speaker 1 No, I didn't see it. I didn't read about it.

Speaker 12 I saw it on the big screen on the television during the the game. He's got a pistachio for him.
I don't even know what the fuck that means.

Speaker 10 I remember hearing about that. He was doing an interview on Part of My Take and he talked about that pistachio.

Speaker 12 I want to go.

Speaker 1 Thanks for listening to Part of My Take.

Speaker 12 Great podcast.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 14 That it?

Speaker 1 Yes. All right.
All right.

Speaker 10 Hey, what's up, guys? My name's Shinona Sharpie.

Speaker 1 Shinona Sharpie.

Speaker 10 I'm starting.

Speaker 10 I'm starting.

Speaker 10 And this week, I'm sitting.

Speaker 1 Hey, Papy.

Speaker 1 Oh, oh, Papy. To Papi Moneno.

Speaker 10 In my sleep is John Von Jovi, great guy. Yeah.
Saves somebody from jumping off a bridge. Hey, dog.

Speaker 1 What's up, guys? My name's DiCaprio Boodle. Hey, Boodle.
My stardom is the Los Angeles Chargers because they just signed me off the practice squad to our practice squad.

Speaker 10 Let's go, Boodle.

Speaker 1 That's actually my name, DiCaprio Boodle.

Speaker 1 My sitem is the Texas. The Boodle, Boodle, Boodle, rocking everywhere.
My Siddham is the Texans' defense. They don't know what they're gonna get.
Caleb Williams gonna throw for over 100 yards.

Speaker 1 Over 100. Over 100.

Speaker 10 He's joined the Stamp It. The three-digit club.

Speaker 1 I'm putting my personal guarantee on 100 yards plus. Here we go.
And my sleep.

Speaker 10 You're gonna be like Will Chamberlain after the game holding that sign-up. Yeah, 100.

Speaker 1 My sleeper is Antonio Brown's Twitter account because it's being run by a random white dude from UCF.

Speaker 1 No shit. Yeah,

Speaker 10 but it was an obvious call.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, it was obvious, but it's funny seeing the guy's pic show.

Speaker 11 Cracker of the day.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh, God.

Speaker 1 A lot of slurs. That guy liked to say the N-word.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 The F-word. Yeah, so that.
That came out. Yeah.

Speaker 10 So, and then the account that tweeted out clarified after like an hour. I just talked to Antonio Brown.
It is actually him doing it. That's just his manager that helps run the social media.
Got it.

Speaker 10 He curates.

Speaker 11 So it's alleged. It's all alleged.

Speaker 10 It's alleged.

Speaker 10 I'm going to go out a limb and say that it is the guy from UCF. that touched on it.

Speaker 1 It's very funny because we all thought it and then

Speaker 1 it was very obvious, but it was also like, there's no way some white dude's running this because someday we're going to find out that it was a white dude running this, and then we might have found out that it was a white dude running it today.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 10 This makes me look at CTE SPN as not a trusted news source anymore. Does he keep tweeting?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He has. Yeah.
Oh, okay. So he's got a power team.
I think that's the right move. Because if you stop, then everyone's, you're guilty.

Speaker 13 We need if you don't then you can just always be like yeah it was antonio brown all along i was gonna say we need to run it through one of those like ai language analyzers but i don't think that i that would probably just break the ai machine trying to analyze antonio brown's thoughts yeah i'd agree yeah i'd agree uh all right let's get to brooks kepka and taylor gooch whether i'm hosting game day at my place or taking my talents to the tailgate boarshead is my go-to for a spread that's as exciting as the game itself their platters are a hit every time they've got everything you need to keep your guests coming back for more.

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Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on a longtime recurring guest, nominee for Blake of the Year. And then we also have a new guest, Taylor Gooch, in

Speaker 1 the studio. Live, guys.

Speaker 1 Welcome.

Speaker 1 I was going to ask the first question was going to be about Blake of the Year, but I think that probably is going too hard, too fast.

Speaker 1 Taylor, my first question for you was your last name.

Speaker 1 It's pretty memorable. Yeah, I mean, it's just kind of the elephant in the room.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 3 I don't know why I have a first name.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 10 you're just the Gooch man. Yeah, just the Gooch.
It's not a bad golf nickname because it means that you're always close to the hole.

Speaker 3 Hey, there's a, I don't think you can say anything that I haven't heard already on the golf course.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 What point were you like, oh, this, like, was it like 10, 11 years old? We're like, oh, this kind of sucks.

Speaker 3 I feel like maybe like in a movie or something, they said, like, Gooch when I was like, you know, 10.

Speaker 1 I'm like, hold on a second, what are they talking about?

Speaker 3 And then you quickly learn what they're talking about.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because that had to be a big, like, life-changing moment where you live your first 10 years being like, oh, my life's totally normal, gooch.

Speaker 1 And then the minute it clicks, you're like, well, this kind of changes everything.

Speaker 1 Correct. Yeah.
Correct.

Speaker 3 But hey, like I said, it's memorable.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And also in your defense, like, I mean, you're a professional golfer, so it's like you're kind of beating everyone else because that's golf, being a professional golfer, the one sport that it feels like all these dudes play late in their life and being better than all of them, that's got to rock.

Speaker 3 It does until it doesn't, and then everybody beats you, and you're like, Well, I suck now, which has happened a few times this year.

Speaker 3 I mean, it's a humbling game, but uh, it is nice going back home with the boys and uh cracking a few uh a few cold ones and kind of beating them with one hand, basically. Yeah,

Speaker 23 do you still golf for fun?

Speaker 3 Uh,

Speaker 1 soberly, no, yeah, smart answer, yeah, yeah, correct answer, yeah.

Speaker 10 It's practical, yeah, because it is the it is the one thing that I think most people, I'd say like 50 or 60 percent of adult, at least adult males that have good jobs, they do your job as their vacation.

Speaker 10 They plan their entire vacations around what your job is.

Speaker 3 So one of my good buddies is the catcher for the Phillies. His name is J.T.
Realmuda.

Speaker 3 We grew up together, and we have a bunch of buddies back home that are still tight, and we still get together in the offseasons and stuff. And for years,

Speaker 3 the debate was who's got the better gig, the baseball player or the golfer. And I always used to say, dude, like, when was the last time you paid for a flight?

Speaker 3 When was the last time you carried your bags? Like, when was the last time you went over and your game check wasn't there?

Speaker 3 But then his argument was always, dude, people work their whole lives to be able to retire and do what you do for a living. I'm like, yeah, that's kind of true.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 JT Rio Muto's in my fantasy league. Or I'm in his fantasy league.
Yeah. I got to talk some shit.
You got to get it. Oh, give me a stand on him.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I got you. Okay.

Speaker 1 We'll talk after you. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 1 being a professional golfer, yeah, that is like everyone's, feels like everyone's dream. I wonder, does podcaster go in there at all? No, watching football all day.

Speaker 10 Yeah, the watching football.

Speaker 1 Brooks is kind of jealous of us. Yeah, yeah, he texts every now and then being like, I kind of wish I was just sitting in the gambling cave.

Speaker 16 Yeah, that's one spot I do wish I was on Saturdays and Sundays.

Speaker 10 There are a few people that work for the company where their primary job is just to sit down on live streams and watch games. And those people, yeah, that's a great job.

Speaker 1 That's the best job. They just got to hire me.
Yeah. Simple.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You guys don't have to watch the beat.

Speaker 16 No, no. Yeah.
Perfectly fine.

Speaker 1 All right, get there. We got to talk about the big elephant in the room.

Speaker 1 Your Blake of the Year performance this year was abysmal. No showed.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of people out there like, does he want it?

Speaker 1 Is he invested in this? Now, in your defense, every single time we do Blake of the Year, you are somewhere abroad,

Speaker 1 which doesn't help, but a lot of questions and wondering if your heart's still in it.

Speaker 16 I set out when I woke up that day, I was ready. I was ready to answer the phone.
And then there was, I don't know, 15 tequila shots in between then, and then somehow

Speaker 16 forgot about my phone, don't even know where it was.

Speaker 11 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 16 Yeah, it was a pretty poor performance.

Speaker 10 I might argue on your behalf, though, because one could make the argument that that's the most Blake move of all time to get so drunk during Blake of the Air. I agree.

Speaker 10 That's why you forget about Blake of the Air.

Speaker 1 Exactly.

Speaker 11 This is our Barrett Robbins moment.

Speaker 1 Remember when the guy on the Raiders went to Tijuana right before the Super Bowl and just got drunk and pissed off? That's what you did.

Speaker 1 That's what I did.

Speaker 1 Next year's my redemption year.

Speaker 10 It's like Bortles and Griffin, kind of a try-hard move. True.
Being ready to answer their phone and hop on the Zoom call immediately.

Speaker 1 True, they're quick, too. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 16 I think we had to wait like three, four days before I even remotely looked at my phone again. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Before I responded.

Speaker 10 The thing you have going for or going against you is that your name's not actually Blake.

Speaker 10 So if I don't know if you could say that, like, if you're not a Blake and you're partaking in this type of extreme blake behavior like are you or is that blake appropriation oh that's a good point so why not legally change it you'll have you'll have a chance yeah actually if you did you wouldn't even have to tell anybody you just go to the courthouse and do that on your own and then you just have a certified document that says that your name is officially blake kepka we'll keep it in here yeah we'll keep it in here you have another kid named blake that's true yeah yeah yeah um are you getting excited for the president's cup um

Speaker 1 I don't even.

Speaker 1 It's this weekend, right? Is it? Yeah.

Speaker 1 We might even hope by that. We might air this after.

Speaker 10 I think it's like two weeks from now. I want to say like the 20th sometime.
Is that what it is?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 10 There's a two on it somewhere in the 20s.

Speaker 1 Who decides you guys can't be in it?

Speaker 16 The tour.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 10 So the tour runs the President's Cup?

Speaker 16 Yes. I think the PJ Tour actually does run the President's Cup.

Speaker 1 Now, I don't want to give you any tips, Scooch, but you need to make a big stink about it being like, is this bullshit? Because I would have been in it. You'd be like, they're holding me back.

Speaker 1 You're basically getting you can. He's putting an asterisk.
Yeah, you can argue that.

Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. You know, I don't like causing any chaos or anything, so I'll just, I'll just let them do their thing.

Speaker 10 That's a good headline, though. Gooch makes big stink.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he did.

Speaker 1 The asterisks, yeah, throwing asterisks everywhere. Sweet, do you think they're going to change that? It feels like they're going to change it, but I don't know.
I feel like they

Speaker 1 you were on the ryder cup.

Speaker 16 Yeah, I mean, I feel like over like two years from now, I think we'll all be laughing about this and I'll be playing somewhere. It might be a live versus PGA tour thing.
Who knows what it could be?

Speaker 17 So we'll see.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I mean, there is a merger in place, right?

Speaker 1 Isn't there? Yeah. Framework.

Speaker 10 First, I heard there was an outline, and then I heard that there was a framework. And then I heard...

Speaker 16 There's a bunch of deadlines that coming going.

Speaker 1 We got to hit the deadlines and then miss a couple deadlines. Yeah,

Speaker 10 have you heard anything as players in the live tour of where this framework is right now? No. Or any of the points from the framework.

Speaker 1 Have you looked around?

Speaker 1 Like, it could be in the locker room somewhere if it's a framework. Yeah.

Speaker 10 You never know. Is there Framework in the room with us right now.

Speaker 1 Yeah. There might be.
Might be a few frames.

Speaker 10 Maybe, maybe the big sticking point is whether or not you guys can wear shorts. Ooh.

Speaker 10 That seems like a non-negotiable demand.

Speaker 16 Do you guys like the shorts? It's so much nicer.

Speaker 1 But you do look ridiculous.

Speaker 16 I mean, I always look ridiculous.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but it does, like, there's something about golf where it's like, why are these guys wearing shorts?

Speaker 1 You should play golf in shorts, but for some reason, because we're so

Speaker 1 conditioned to watching guys in pants, when you see the shorts, you're like, this is not, what's going on here?

Speaker 16 Yeah, make you mouse golf.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but it does, it has to like, how many strokes does it affect being in shorts?

Speaker 16 I'd say at least two. Really?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Gooch?

Speaker 3 I mean, it affects gooch.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It bunches you up. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 I mean, hey, when you're when you're in places like Singapore and you are sweating your nuts off,

Speaker 3 it is a game changer. Yeah.

Speaker 10 I imagine. Because I don't think I've ever, unless it was like raining outside or 50 degrees, I don't think I would ever wear shorts or excuse me, I ever wear pants on a golf course.

Speaker 11 It's always shorts.

Speaker 16 You don't even want to play when it's 50 degrees and raining.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wait, so Brooks, why can't we win a Ryder Cup on the road?

Speaker 16 That's a good question.

Speaker 16 It's kind of tough. I mean, I did lose, what, nine and eight?

Speaker 1 Wait, I thought you won the last. I did.

Speaker 16 I lost my one match with Scotty Scheffler, the best player in the world. Yeah.
And we both know showed. Nine and eight.
It was a quick exit.

Speaker 16 Had to spend a bunch of time on the couch drinking. Okay.

Speaker 1 But then on that Sunday, I feel like you came back, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, i did on sunday you and max basically just tried to protect america yeah max max led the led the charge yeah but is it is it really that different like playing on the road in the right because it feels like it just flips back and forth whoever has home i don't think it is i mean

Speaker 10 two teams somebody's got to win yeah obviously a home field advantage probably a little bit but i don't know i don't think it's anything yeah do you guys talk about it like before the matches do you have like a team meeting where you go over strategy like hey we need to we need to be good today at golf yeah yeah, we definitely have a few meetings.

Speaker 16 It just sometimes, you know, you think you might be playing with one guy and then all of a sudden it switches up. You never know what's going to happen.

Speaker 10 But there's no like pump-up speech in the locker room.

Speaker 16 No, and there's no rah-rah speech. We're not, you know, head-button guys doing stuff like that.

Speaker 1 That would be kind of cool. Maybe that's a good idea.
That would be that's a start.

Speaker 1 We could start that in New York. Sabin in there, yeah.
Poor Chofo.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Was there any point when the whole like, was it the hat controversy? Was it a hat? Yes.
Yeah.

Speaker 16 Yes, the no hat.

Speaker 1 Was there any point where you're like, I'm ready to fight? Like, we're going to go

Speaker 1 fist fight this thing out? I couldn't believe it.

Speaker 16 I didn't even know what was going on. I think I was back in the locker room just chilling and then getting in the car, and all of a sudden, everybody said that

Speaker 1 Rory

Speaker 16 had a lot of pull-me-back energy. Yeah, he did.

Speaker 1 Yeah, with the hat. Yeah.
He was upset.

Speaker 1 That's such a golf thing, too. How'd this fight start?

Speaker 1 One guy had his hat.

Speaker 16 I mean, that sports in general has a lot of pull-me-back energy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Come on, man.

Speaker 16 Golfers, you have no chance you're fighting.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 10 Yeah, well, I mean, there has been some beef, but you did squash the beef. There's no more beef at all with Bryson.
I mean, you you guys are going to be teammates, right? Yeah.

Speaker 10 And the match against Rory and who?

Speaker 16 I don't know.

Speaker 16 I don't know.

Speaker 1 He might be in prison.

Speaker 10 Rory and Scotty. Scotty.
Scotty.

Speaker 1 Rory and Scotty. Yeah.

Speaker 16 Hopefully he's not arrested on the way to the course.

Speaker 10 So Rory and Scotty versus you and Bryson. So it's safe to say that the beef is

Speaker 10 way over and gone with between you and Bryson.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we're done.

Speaker 10 Was there a moment where you guys shook hands and you said, okay, beef ended?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think it was.

Speaker 16 I think, obviously, the live conversation, that was kind of the big turning point. It's like, hey, hey, we got to work together with this.

Speaker 16 But also, it's, I mean, for five years, it's like, all right, finally, we'll just move on. Yeah.
It ran its course. I didn't want to beat him up too bad.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think we were the last two people who were still beefing on your behalf.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And we had to like put down the flag where like everyone's like, no, Bryson's actually not. But the Brandy Shamblies,

Speaker 16 that stuff, that's still going.

Speaker 1 Beef still going with that. That's still going.

Speaker 16 We're going to keep that one for a long time.

Speaker 10 I'm cool with Bryson right now, but I just want you to know there is like a hair trigger where if I even get nudged in the direction of re-beefing with Bryson, I'll do it. Right.

Speaker 1 I just think you should go back to the paperboy hat. Yes.
Yeah, agreed. I think we need a little bit of that.

Speaker 10 Yeah, a little bit of flair.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we want, we're trying to get Bryson on to officially squash the beef here because you've squashed it, but like we need to squash it because we did a lot of evidence.

Speaker 1 We were on the front lines for you for a very long time. You were.
We will say that. We have some like battle scars that we need to probably talk through.

Speaker 1 Like, hey, we said some things, you said some things.

Speaker 16 Yeah, we need to get him on.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't think he ever said anything about us.

Speaker 10 I think he thought about us. Yeah, he did.

Speaker 1 Oh, he, yeah, yeah, I think everybody. It wasn't hard to get that at.

Speaker 10 Yeah, he thought about us quite a bit.

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Speaker 10 So you guys are in town this week.

Speaker 10 What's the goal?

Speaker 10 What are we going to look at on Sunday?

Speaker 1 Trophies. Yeah.
Trophies. Trophies, yeah.
Yeah, so how is team golf like

Speaker 1 it's so weird to me. I still don't really understand.

Speaker 1 Like, I know how team golf works, but is it, did it take a little time to get over, like, hey, this used to be a sport that we just only care about ourselves and now we're trying to be actual teammates?

Speaker 16 I think it's one of those things where if you go out and you go do what you got to do, and then you're just looking at the leaderboard, hoping Gooch plays well or G-Mac

Speaker 16 if he's playing, and then

Speaker 16 you know, Ko-Crack, you just hope they're playing well, and then just add them up at the end of the day.

Speaker 3 I mean, it's like Belichick says, and Sam said, just do your job.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Do you guys, though, ever fall for the trap?

Speaker 1 Like, when we go out, Hank, PFT, and I, and we are trying to do something as like a three-man scramble, uh, it's within maybe two shots, we just blame each other.

Speaker 1 Like, do you ever, like, hey, I we lost, but I won? Like, I played better than you?

Speaker 3 I mean,

Speaker 3 if we start playing scramble golf, maybe, yeah, yeah, which would be fun.

Speaker 16 We start our own tour.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I mean, a scramble on the tour would be very fun. I think so.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. We've got to start our own league.

Speaker 10 You want to do it?

Speaker 16 Let's do it.

Speaker 1 Okay. What are we going to call it? The gooch.
The gooch. The gooch.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 The afternoon gooch. There we go.

Speaker 10 I thought a good format for golf would be if you just took your best nine holes, no matter what holes those were, and just like scored the par. You just pick? Yeah, you score at the par.

Speaker 10 So, like, I'll go out there and I'll probably have like seven or eight holes where I just take the max, and I'm like, fuck it.

Speaker 10 But it's okay if you do that because you're only counting your top nine holes. So, halfway through a hole, you can be like, I'm not going to use this hole anyways.

Speaker 10 I'm going to pick my ball up, go on my way.

Speaker 16 Just go sit in the cart and have a beer. Yeah.

Speaker 11 Go sit in the cart, have a beer.

Speaker 10 The round moves along a lot quicker. We're in.
We're out in like three hours. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I've always said 18 holes is too many.

Speaker 15 Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 10 What's the perfect amount of holes? I think it's 12.

Speaker 3 God, that's a great question.

Speaker 1 I mean, you've seen. I've said 12.
Yeah. Because, like,

Speaker 1 yeah, 13 through 17. 12 is, because 12 also is, like, you could go golf and be done in two and a half hours.

Speaker 1 And that's like, because for me personally, I would love to golf more, but I can't be like, hey,

Speaker 1 to my wife, like, hey, I'm gone for six hours. Five hours.
Yeah. Good luck with that.
Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 But like two and a half hours, you could do that and just be like, that's not a huge time commitment.

Speaker 16 Perfect time frame right there.

Speaker 1 You need more 12. I think there are a couple 12 hole golf courses.

Speaker 10 What do they call those? Executive courses? Yes. That's such a cool name.
That is cool.

Speaker 1 You're like, yeah, I'm a CEO. Have you guys?

Speaker 10 I'm skipping work to come golf here. I'm a CEO.
My time is important. I can't do 18 holes of golf.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 When was the last time? So, you guys have played so many courses all over the world. When was the last time you were wowed by a course? Like, this place is insane.

Speaker 16 It's been a while.

Speaker 16 August took you over every year, and it's in perfect shape. It's phenomenal, but

Speaker 16 there's not many.

Speaker 3 Shadow blew my mind a few years back When we played on tour there, they had, like, it took me six holes to find a divot. Like, it was in such perfect shape.
I was like, did you play that? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Where is it?

Speaker 11 Dude, in Vegas. In Vegas.

Speaker 16 So it was a little blurry.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay.
Got it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Literally, like, took six holes before I found a divot in the fairway. And I was just like, this is insane.
Yeah.

Speaker 11 Insane. That's crazy.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, a good, I don't know the difference between any of these golf courses. So if you take me, if you took me to August, I'd be like, this kind of looks the same as all the other ones.

Speaker 10 No, the green. You would notice the green.
It's a different color there. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, you can go play the one we're playing this week.

Speaker 11 Yeah, we are. We are.

Speaker 1 It's perfect.

Speaker 10 Are you a little bit afraid to see me back out on the course after what I did to get?

Speaker 16 Yeah, the beatdown I got last time was pretty good, so we're going to have to figure out something new.

Speaker 1 You're also in trouble because I found on Instagram, I found a driver that doesn't slice. Oh, yes.
I think it's illegal, but I have it. Yes.
It goes left? No, it goes straight every time.

Speaker 1 It only goes 200 yards, but it goes straight every time. That's perfect.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 I have a bunch of buddies that would want that, by the way.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'll hook them up. I'll hook them up.

Speaker 1 All right, so Florida State sucks.

Speaker 16 Yes, very bad.

Speaker 1 What's going on there? I don't know.

Speaker 16 Is it a lack of NIL?

Speaker 1 It could be. Because you have money.
You can get the PIF involved. Yeah.
Yeah. Bring the PIF.
I know the PIF was. Is Beyond trying to do that or somebody in Colorado? Yep.
Yeah. I saw.

Speaker 16 Bring him to Florida State. We'll be fine.

Speaker 1 I mean, 0-2 after last year, like, what are you going to do?

Speaker 16 Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 16 Find more NIL money. Okay.

Speaker 1 That's the answer. I think it's a coolness, not the coach.

Speaker 16 I think it's a bit of both. Yeah.

Speaker 1 DJU. Yeah.
Carvelle. I don't know.

Speaker 16 It's not great right now. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then the vibes aren't good. And Gooch, you're a big Oklahoma State guy.

Speaker 1 Sucks that Oklahoma's out of the Big 12, but your season's going okay. I love Gundy.

Speaker 3 Gundy is the man. Yeah.
The man. Did you see what he was saying earlier? Maybe it was yesterday.
They asked him about they had some transfer in, and they were like, so why'd you pick him?

Speaker 3 He's like, do you want me to tell you coach dock or do you want me to be real? Yeah. And they were like, we want you to be real.
He goes, he was affordable.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 I love Gundy.

Speaker 1 Gundy's a perfect example, too, of like, you got to know what you are in college football and not try.

Speaker 1 Having Gundy, you know you're going to have a good competitive team every year. Yeah, maybe you won't win a national title, but there's still some fun in it.

Speaker 1 Like I'm going through that right now with Wisconsin where it's like, we've made these transitions. Like, I just want to go back to winning nine games, 10 games.
Yeah. That's cool.

Speaker 10 You know, eight or nine games at Oklahoma State is a fun season. Right.
Fans go, they have a good time. You could win any game at home.
And Gundy is always, he's just so fun to watch.

Speaker 10 Like during the games, I saw him just screaming at the refs in that game against Arkansas. And you can't tell me that the refs don't think about that in the back of their head.

Speaker 10 They're like, I really don't want to piss off Mike Gundy.

Speaker 3 Oh, 100%. They don't want to get hit with the mullet.
No. Like, playing simple.
No, he's the best, man.

Speaker 3 So he grew up where I'm from. I have a funny story about him.
So I'm from this little town right outside of Oklahoma City. And

Speaker 3 so my freshman year at Oklahoma State, the golf team was great. It had like Peter Uline and Morgan Hoffman, Kevin Tway, like all these all-Americans.
And I'm just this little freshman showing up.

Speaker 3 And so I kept joking with all of them. I'm like, man, y'all are like small fish in a big pond.
Like where I'm from, I'm a big fish in the small pond. Everybody knows me back home.

Speaker 3 Like I'm just messing with them, right?

Speaker 3 I kept saying, I'm like, man, I'm a hometown hero. Y'all know nothing about that.
And Gundy brought a recruit on a visit to Carson Creek, the golf course, and we were there that day. And

Speaker 3 I hadn't seen him since I was like a kid. And so he comes, introduces the recruit to all the

Speaker 3 golfers and the coaches and stuff. Then he comes to me.

Speaker 2 He goes, oh, fellas, this guy is a hero back home.

Speaker 1 This is the man. Blah, blah, blah, blah.
And I was like,

Speaker 1 hell yeah.

Speaker 3 Been telling you. So, yeah, Gundy's my dude.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's, I mean, he's,

Speaker 1 it's crazy. How old is he now?

Speaker 11 Because I feel like

Speaker 1 he's always 40. I think he's.

Speaker 14 Is he 40?

Speaker 1 That's going to be a big one if you're old when he turns 60.

Speaker 10 I think that he was, that was 2007, maybe. I'm the man I'm 40.

Speaker 1 So he's, yeah, he's getting. So that's 17 years.
Seven years old. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's going to fuck me. That's going to fuck me up bad.

Speaker 10 But then we get to say it starting next year. That's true.

Speaker 1 We're about to turn 40 now.

Speaker 10 We're men.

Speaker 10 Finally, we're a man. One of my favorite things about Oklahoma State is the mascot.
His name's Pete, right?

Speaker 10 The different cartoon drawings that they do of Pete for every single sport.

Speaker 11 So cool.

Speaker 10 It's the best. So the golfing Pete one is pretty good, too.

Speaker 3 Swinging Pete.

Speaker 10 Swinging Pete. That's the name of it.
Swinging Pete. Swinging Pete's awesome.

Speaker 10 What are the other crazy sports that they have him playing? I think there's a wrestling Pete. Oh, yeah.
Where he's like, he's grappling with somebody.

Speaker 3 My favorite one's the baseball one.

Speaker 3 It's sweet. Like, it's just, he's got bat, and he's just swinging.
It just looks sweet.

Speaker 1 He is a great mascot.

Speaker 3 I haven't seen. They should have one.
Like, there's the equestrian is big at Oklahoma State. I bet there's an equestrian Pete somewhere where he's like riding a horse or something.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, there's some good ones.

Speaker 10 It's just a fun, it's a fun sports university. I always say that the sky in Stillwater, you will never find a darker sky anywhere in the world than Stillwater at night.
for a home game.

Speaker 10 The sky is neon black. It's a different shade of black than you'll see at any other college atmosphere.

Speaker 10 And when the students are wearing, like, sometimes they do the black out there too, it's one of the most intimidating places to to play, I think, in college football.

Speaker 3 There's about seven stoplights in the town, so there's not a bunch of light illuminating the sky. So you're right.
Like, it gets dark there.

Speaker 1 It does.

Speaker 10 Look at Wrestling Pete. That might be my favorite one.

Speaker 1 Oh, Wrestling Pete's a fucking

Speaker 10 sky.

Speaker 11 I love that. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 16 That's awesome. It's pretty solid.

Speaker 1 I forgot to say, congratulations on the Panthers. Yeah, thank you.
How long, where were you when they won? Were you there?

Speaker 16 No,

Speaker 16 I promised my, I was in Nashville. I promised my wife that I would stay in Nashville.
She went to school there and lived there for about two years, so I stayed there.

Speaker 16 I actually went to the barstool bar.

Speaker 1 Oh, nice.

Speaker 1 We had some fun. How long did it take for you after they won for you to blink?

Speaker 1 Probably about three hours. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That was an awesome run.

Speaker 16 It was phenomenal. It was so cool.

Speaker 1 The fact they almost blew it, too, was nerve-wracking. Yeah, it was close.

Speaker 16 I was sweating it. Yeah.

Speaker 16 Between the bets and watching it and not wanting to blow 3-0 lead was was

Speaker 16 a bit nerve-wracking, but uh, we had a few drinks to ease the pain.

Speaker 10 Yeah, did you feel like there it was like all the world against you at that point? Because I think everyone wanted to see Edmonton make that comeback.

Speaker 16 Yes, I think everybody did. Yeah, it was, um, I think there was all of about everybody in South Florida or at least that goes to the games that are fans.
Uh, it was fun to see.

Speaker 1 Yeah, uh, Gooch, who do you root for in NFL? Cowboys?

Speaker 3 Man, I don't really have an, I love the NFL. I don't really have a team, though.
That must be nice.

Speaker 1 It's kind of watching stress.

Speaker 11 No heartbreak.

Speaker 3 Yeah, and I can just just talk shit about everybody's team. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Suck. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Most people from Oklahoma are either Cowboys or Chiefs fans just because it's closest to that's a big difference in like the last 10 years.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 16 I can't be a Cowboys fan. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But you're a Packers fan. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, you're a loser. Yeah.
How are you actually

Speaker 1 a loser? I love Brett Favre growing up.

Speaker 1 Do you love him still?

Speaker 1 Could do without the photos, but yeah.

Speaker 1 Photos, maybe some funding. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Staying out of trouble. Were you saying

Speaker 1 he could come back and play while Jordan Love is hurt?

Speaker 16 Yeah, it's going to be interesting to see what happens in the next few weeks.

Speaker 10 Do you want Malik?

Speaker 1 You don't want him. No, I know.

Speaker 1 I'm not a huge fan. No.

Speaker 10 I mean, the fact that they're not going to be able to play anybody but Malik Willis this weekend.

Speaker 10 I want to say for the record, I launched the biggest regular season bet of my life on the Colts minus three for next week.

Speaker 1 Oh, did you?

Speaker 10 Yeah, because I just don't think... Have you seen Malik Willis play football? Yes.

Speaker 1 Really good guy.

Speaker 10 Great guy.

Speaker 11 Really good guy.

Speaker 10 Cares about the homeless.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we're in trouble, I think. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 Are you a Oklahoma City Thunder fan?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 10 Or Gucci? Gooch. Yeah, sorry.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the City Classes gotcha. It happens.

Speaker 1 You're a big Thunder fan?

Speaker 3 That's my only professional team allegiance, Thunder.

Speaker 10 So you got to be excited, right?

Speaker 1 Oh, bro.

Speaker 3 I just

Speaker 3 got my season tickets. Like, I'm pumped.
I scheduled out all the games I'm actually going to be home for.

Speaker 3 I'm locked in.

Speaker 1 It is a crazy crowd. We talk about it all the time.
It's like the closest a professional sports team has to a college crowd. Yeah.
Everyone wears a shirt.

Speaker 1 Everyone, when they put those free shirts out, everyone wears a shirt. Oh, it's unbelievable.

Speaker 11 Yeah. No doubt.
Very, very fun.

Speaker 1 All right. So wait, how many more weeks is there in the live season? And how does it end?

Speaker 16 So this week is the last individual championship that we're going to have. So 13 events.
Gooch won it last year.

Speaker 1 Oh, congrats.

Speaker 16 Yeah, so this is the last one, and then the team championship is next week in Dallas. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 So that one, are you guys in, is it

Speaker 1 cumulative?

Speaker 16 Yeah, we're in fourth right now as a team.

Speaker 16 But yeah, we've got all our guys back this week. So hopefully we'll be

Speaker 16 able to move up into that, what, first three teams.

Speaker 1 If you guys win, we'll raise a banner. I think we'll put up a banner.
We're going to get one.

Speaker 16 We're going to get one bigger.

Speaker 1 A Smash banner in this studio being like, look, we root for winners here. Yes.
So I'm in.

Speaker 12 Yeah.

Speaker 10 What do you get if you win? Do you get a ring?

Speaker 1 You should.

Speaker 1 They got rings. You got one last year.
Don't look at me. I didn't win anything.
I'd say the teams, though.

Speaker 2 Oh, the team?

Speaker 1 I think the team ring? Yeah.

Speaker 16 I mean, we deserve six of them. You guys deserve one too, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, I would say so.
Hank is a fan of your rival, though. He's a big fan of the four aces.
Hank, who are the four aces?

Speaker 1 Who's on the four aces, Hank?

Speaker 6 The uh, Dustin Johnson. You prepared for this.

Speaker 12 Oklahoma State Peter Uline.

Speaker 1 Wrong. Fuck.

Speaker 1 It's a bad idea. Damn.

Speaker 1 you were one for one.

Speaker 6 Varner?

Speaker 1 Yep. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Is Perez still on there? Yeah.

Speaker 12 I thought, was you line on there last year? Yeah, it was.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Sounds like you're a fair weather fan. Wow.
Who is Sam? P. Reed.
Petron.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. And he's a die-hard 4ases fan.
I know. And that's what he is.

Speaker 16 He's got swagged out in the gear, I'm sure, and everything.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, I got one last question.

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Speaker 11 I have to bring it up so that AWLs can hear it.

Speaker 1 Have Have we had any further discussions with Jenna about her feet and Jerry?

Speaker 16 I have not. I did.

Speaker 1 Gooch were asking, yeah, Jerry is interested in getting pictures of the streets, right?

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 1 He does a foot competition where a bunch of contestants come and females show off their feet, and he would like Jenna to participate.

Speaker 1 Normal stuff. You participated? Yeah, I did participate.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he didn't know I was a girl. It was like there was a big drape in front, and I got my nails painted and everything.
And I made it through the first round. No way.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was an all-time clip. So I did participate.

Speaker 2 You went against me.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, that's right. I went against Max.

Speaker 1 I forgot. I went against Max.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 16 I think we got to get her this year. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We got to get her in.

Speaker 10 I mean, has she talked to you about that? Or you just sang that?

Speaker 16 She asked me what I was trying to sign her up for. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think a couple, this was like a couple months ago. And then I showed her the big cat's feet clip, yeah, and uh, she was like, I think I can beat that, yeah, yeah, I think Jenna's in.

Speaker 1 We'll get her in, yeah, just need to get baby blake, but we can definitely get the feet in. We need to get some piff money, a cash prize would be huge.

Speaker 1 Imagine if we bring him in, feet the streets for like 10 million dollars.

Speaker 1 I don't see why we need to fall in competition for that, yeah, Brooks.

Speaker 10 I have to ask you about the suit that you wore on the red carpet. Oh, yeah, yeah, the black suit.

Speaker 17 Yes, it looks like I brought it back.

Speaker 16 I was trying to get drafted in like the 03 draft.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's what it looks like.

Speaker 10 It looks like Carmelo Anthony on draft night.

Speaker 1 I was the most comfortable guy in that whole theater.

Speaker 10 Were you trying to send a message? Were you trying to set a tone for fashion, be a leader? Or were you just like... I'm a trendsetter.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 16 I was trying to set the trend. I was the most comfortable guy, I promise you.
Everybody showed up in the tight suit and they didn't look comfortable sitting down.

Speaker 16 And meanwhile, I was just chilling with popcorn and a beer and was happy as could be.

Speaker 10 It looks like either a Stephen A. Smith suit.
I've seen him wear pants like this and a jacket like that. It looks like you're, if Chet Hayes was playing Johnny Cash in a movie.

Speaker 10 That's kind of the vibes that you're giving.

Speaker 16 Yeah, that kind of was.

Speaker 1 Taking some fashion chances.

Speaker 10 It did look comfortable, though. It looked like it felt.

Speaker 1 It was.

Speaker 1 It's great breathability.

Speaker 1 All right, well, go win a championship for us. Hey, we're trying to do that.
We're diehard's banner, guys.

Speaker 1 The banner will raise a big banner in the office being like Smash champions.

Speaker 16 I love it.

Speaker 1 And if you don't win it,

Speaker 1 we'll wait till next year. Yeah, we'll be a next year, guys.
We'll be like next year's our year.

Speaker 10 There's always next year.

Speaker 1 There's always next year.

Speaker 1 Are are they gonna break up the smash no brooke maybe you should do like a last dance thing tell the guys right before like hey they're talking about breaking us up see that could be good yeah get them all juicy instead of that netflix thing we could do this yeah yeah wait are you it you're not in the netflix thing again no yeah no i passed on that this yeah i mean the last time you were in it they shouldn't have they should they shouldn't film anyone around march madness that was that was unfair for you I thought it was.

Speaker 1 I had more important things to do.

Speaker 1 If you put a camera in my face, March Madness, you're going to get the worst version of me. Yes.
Not that you came across well, but like you would, it would be bad for me.

Speaker 16 The funny thing about that was, I didn't even participate in season two. It was just Jenna.
Jenna just did a couple of the interviews, and I was like, eh, I'm good.

Speaker 1 But then I still made the episode. Yeah.
I don't really know what was going on. I was like, all right.

Speaker 10 That is fucked up, though. You were upset for reasons not having to do with golf.

Speaker 1 Right. Yeah.
That's didn't hit. Yeah.
It was a low blow, but you know what? We move on. Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right. Thanks, boys.
Best of luck for the championship. Go win it.

Speaker 10 Thanks. We'll see you on the course.
Yeah

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Speaker 1 Okay, Fire Fest of the week to wrap up the week. Sending you into a football weekend.

Speaker 1 Henry.

Speaker 10 Daniel.

Speaker 11 Hank, give it to us.

Speaker 1 P

Speaker 1 Monday, yeah, that's the day of the week. Mondays are fine.
Days of the week.

Speaker 1 Days of the week.

Speaker 1 Days of the week. Days of the week.
Days of the week.

Speaker 9 There's Sunday and there's Monday.

Speaker 1 There's Tuesday and there's Wednesday. There's Thursday and there's Friday.

Speaker 1 And then there's Saturday. Days of the week.

Speaker 1 Days of the week. I'm listening to that too many times.

Speaker 10 I don't think I've ever heard that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's how they teach the kids days of the week.

Speaker 1 My house is just Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

Speaker 1 Donuts. Donut Day.
Donuts. When is Donut Day?

Speaker 12 Speaking of donuts, I went to the grocery store Monday, eating healthy, trying to get some groceries, get my week started off right on the right note.

Speaker 12 I was in an aisle. I saw milk, whatever, grabbed it, didn't think about it.
One of those half gallons.

Speaker 12 Got home Monday night before I went to bed, had a bowl of raisin bran. I like to eat cereal at night, not a cereal in the morning, guys.
Cereal late night, late night snack.

Speaker 11 Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 Making them at night.

Speaker 1 What? What? You know the change?

Speaker 20 He's making them at night.

Speaker 1 Making them at night.

Speaker 12 And then

Speaker 12 in the morning, woke up early before I went to the gym, made a protein shake, used the same milk.

Speaker 12 Started driving to the gym and have never had to shit my pants as bad in my entire life. Legitimately.

Speaker 1 Shit in the Audi, please tell me you didn't. I'm

Speaker 12 driving, I was

Speaker 12 not shitting the Audi. I didn't even make it the gym.
I came to the office

Speaker 12 because the gym that I go to has like one stall. So sometimes if you have to take a shit, there's a chance that it's occupied.
So I couldn't even run the risk.

Speaker 12 I was like passing cars, driving borderline recklessly to get just to the office. Yeah.

Speaker 12 Disaster. Yeah.
Disaster. Stomach disaster

Speaker 12 for like two hours, disaster.

Speaker 12 And I got home and I was like, what could it have possibly been? All I had today was just just a protein shake. I bought lactose-free milk.

Speaker 10 Oh, so your lactose intolerant.

Speaker 12 Yeah, I got reverse lactose intolerated. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Damn.

Speaker 12 Which I didn't know is a thing. I don't know what lactose-free milk is.

Speaker 1 No, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 12 Why they sell it and why they sell it near the regular milk.

Speaker 10 Let me jump in real quick.

Speaker 10 It might not have been. the milk.
It might have been the massive protein shake that you had.

Speaker 12 No, because I had that every morning. Okay.

Speaker 10 No other ingredients, no creatine.

Speaker 12 I have creatine every morning.

Speaker 10 Because creatine can make you have the shits bad.

Speaker 12 But it was

Speaker 12 unlike anything I've ever experienced. Like I've had shits, you know, you drink coffee in the morning, sometimes it gives you the shits.
You pre-workout gives you the shits. This was like,

Speaker 12 it was a disaster, and it was a disaster for a while. Like it wasn't like, you know, you're morning, you know, clear out the sky.

Speaker 1 You never recovered?

Speaker 12 For like three hours. It was pain.
It was, it was, you know, sitting on the toilet, contemplating life, thinking you're never going to smile again-type situation.

Speaker 10 Yeah, are you addicted to milk? You got a milk problem?

Speaker 1 No, I like regular milk.

Speaker 12 I lactose-free milk is crazy to me. I didn't know that

Speaker 1 labels.

Speaker 12 No, I didn't know. I didn't even subject myself to the operation.

Speaker 1 I do that all the time. Hand up.
Not lactose-free milk, but I don't read labels ever when I'm shopping. I always come back with one thing that was incorrect.

Speaker 10 You know what it is? It's the red carton that they sell it in.

Speaker 1 It was the blue. It was the blue carton? Yeah.
Oh, man. Fair life.

Speaker 10 They do try to get you.

Speaker 12 And they got me. And they got me bad.
And if that's what happens to people that are lactose-intolerant, that I sympathize with them dearly.

Speaker 1 I have a take.

Speaker 12 Wait,

Speaker 12 what did Max going to say?

Speaker 1 I think that

Speaker 2 I used to drink lactose-free milk all the time growing up. I had someone in my family who was lactose, and we would only have that.

Speaker 1 Oh, good. I have a take.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 That's a good comment, Max. No,

Speaker 2 I don't think that that's what that was. I think that you're not going to be afraid of that.

Speaker 1 I'm happy you have that because I have a takeoff of that.

Speaker 10 Max is like, you only, Max is like, I only shit myself when I was drinking regular milk.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 11 No, but I would drink regular milk too.

Speaker 2 I was fine.

Speaker 1 What I'm about to say is probably going to offend some people, and people are going to tweet me and be really upset.

Speaker 1 I think lactose-intolerant people are just pussies. I used to think that.
I just, I, God, come on. Come on.

Speaker 1 When people are like, I can't eat that ice cream, I'm lactose. Shut the fuck up, eat the ice cream.

Speaker 10 I think that there are people that, that's not true for the most part of lactose-intolerant people, but there are some...

Speaker 12 There are people that become lactose-intolerant when they're 18 plus.

Speaker 10 Yeah, there are some people that claim stolen valor off lactose intolerant. Yes,

Speaker 10 because it becomes a personality trait.

Speaker 1 There are allergies I respect. Peanut allergy, respect that.
You could freaking die.

Speaker 10 A bee allergy.

Speaker 1 Bee allergy, respect the fuck out of that. Don't respect people who say, oh,

Speaker 1 the trees have buds on it and I'm sneezing in the spring. Don't respect that.
And don't respect lactose. Don't respect pollen? No, I don't respect that.
No, I don't either.

Speaker 1 I think pollen is just a sign of weakness. If pollen affects you, sign of weakness.

Speaker 10 I don't respect pollen allergy. I do respect the lactose thing.
I don't.

Speaker 10 Unless it's borderline people that are like, yeah, I drink lactose-free milk because sometimes my stomach gets upset if it's lactose.

Speaker 1 Don't respect it.

Speaker 12 I respect lactose for you. If you've been lactose for your whole life, if you're 18 plus and then decide to become lactose intolerant, I don't respect it.
I just don't respect that. Riddle me this.

Speaker 1 But now I kind of do. Answer this.

Speaker 12 Because if the reverse of what happened to me is what happens to them, then

Speaker 12 I would also be lactose intolerant.

Speaker 10 Are some babies lactose intolerant? I don't think so. Because you got to get that milk, right?

Speaker 1 I just, when it comes to allergy or things people are allergic to, if it could kill you, I'm fully on board, like respect you.

Speaker 1 Like, you know, people have like shellfish, something weird like that, where it's like, yeah, I could die if I eat that. That's no joke.
That's no joke. If your tummy hurts, shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 My tummy hurts every time I eat ice cream. I'm lactose intolerant.

Speaker 10 I like it when people go to a doctor that specializes in treating, like a lifetime treatment for being like gluten intolerant, and they give them a test. They're like, oh, surprise.

Speaker 10 You tested positive for the thing that I actually solve and that you have to keep coming back and seeing me for. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, oh, the only medicine is to just give me more money. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm happy I got this. This is a big pharma, bro.
Yeah. I've had that take for a while.
I've never felt safe to say it, but I'm going to say it.

Speaker 1 And I know there's going to be people who are like, you don't know, man. You don't know.
I kind of think of all.

Speaker 2 Other than peanuts, I respect peanut allergies.

Speaker 1 Yes, because it's

Speaker 1 all food allergy.

Speaker 12 Nah, shellfish is

Speaker 18 shellfish.

Speaker 1 That can kill you.

Speaker 2 Anything that's like I just don't like going out to dinner with people who have food allergies.

Speaker 1 It's basically very clear that if a shellfish, like you can legitimately like

Speaker 1 if you need an EpiPen, I respect you. Right.
If you're, if you like, oh, I got a little diarrhea, dude, that's my whole life is eating too much ice cream and getting diarrhea.

Speaker 12 Like, shellfish and peanuts, they can take you out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and at a moment's notice. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 10 Tree nuts,

Speaker 10 TJ Watt.

Speaker 1 Yeah, tree nuts. Yeah, I feel like that's an EpiPen.

Speaker 10 Yeah, Yeah, it's an EpiPen. It's an EpiPen, which

Speaker 1 my fault, TJ. Sorry again.
Wait, I thought only tree nuts were just nuts that literally dropped from a tree, didn't realize it was literally all the nuts.

Speaker 10 I'm reading up right now that cow's milk can cause life-threatening anaphylaxis. No, no.
Never did that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and that would be they'd have to drink like an entire cow.

Speaker 2 We can get it to what a lottery ball.

Speaker 10 Pug is this person.

Speaker 1 He's lactose.

Speaker 1 I feel like Pug is. Get him in here right now.

Speaker 1 Get him in here right now. Get Pug in here right now.
You know what?

Speaker 10 I respect Hank more that

Speaker 10 he's intolerant of things that are lactose intolerant.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 10 You just got a man's stomach. Yeah.

Speaker 12 I'm reverse lactose intolerant. Yeah.
You need it. Yeah, I'm lactose tolerant as fuck.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Jerry claims that doing one of the challenges, drinking a lot of milk, has made him lactose intolerant.

Speaker 1 That sounds like the

Speaker 1 Kamala voter. That's a Kamalo voter.

Speaker 1 Pug.

Speaker 1 Puggy, our dear Puggy, our lovely Puggy, we love you so much, Puggy. We want to to boop you forever.
Pug,

Speaker 1 you lactose intolerant?

Speaker 10 Yes. Like, actually, lactose intolerant.

Speaker 1 What happens when you eat ice cream? I just like get very bloated. Oh, lactose intolerant.
And I rest my case.

Speaker 1 And I rest my case.

Speaker 18 Thank you, Pug.

Speaker 1 You're dismissed. Appreciate your time.

Speaker 1 You have done exactly what I needed in front of the jury.

Speaker 1 What a moment. What a moment.

Speaker 10 So perfect.

Speaker 1 What happened?

Speaker 10 I fart a lot.

Speaker 10 Yeah, get in line.

Speaker 1 That's every time I eat ice cream.

Speaker 10 Or pretty much anything.

Speaker 1 But like, yeah, dude, if you gave me a, if you give me a whole bowl of queso, like, I'm not going to feel great after it.

Speaker 10 Well, I've noticed one thing since I've been, I've been eating more salads recently. I get bloated on salads.
Yeah, dude. I might be allergic to vegetables.

Speaker 14 I just eat too much.

Speaker 1 Yeah, thank you, Pug. That was great.
All-time.

Speaker 1 I'm going to eat a clip of that.

Speaker 1 Pug, my take was that lactose intolerant is just not real and that people are just pussies.

Speaker 11 I think it's everyone's a little bit lactose intolerant and no one should actually eat

Speaker 1 much dairy that we eat. That was my point.
Was like, I've never eaten, I eat so much ice cream, my stomach hurts almost every time. That doesn't mean I'm lactose intolerant.

Speaker 11 It just means that

Speaker 1 I like to go to the limit.

Speaker 1 I eat ice cream to the limit.

Speaker 1 PFT. Good Fire Fest, Hank.

Speaker 10 My Fire Fire Fest of the week is that I was watching clips of old football games earlier this week, and there was an old Washington game, an old Redskins game.

Speaker 10 And watching the game, I felt excited to see that team. And it made me realize that the Commanders is just, it's the worst name for a team you could possibly have.

Speaker 10 Like, say, they're not bringing the old name back. It's not going to happen.
Josh Harris has been very clear about that. You can't go back to Redskins.

Speaker 10 But just seeing those colors and the logo, it actually made me feel for the first time like, goddamn, this new logo sucks so bad. Yeah.

Speaker 10 I don't feel anything. It's different colors, though.
We got like a different shade of burgundy sometimes. We got the black jersey.
It used to pop more. It used to pop more, and it looked so cool.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It looked cool.

Speaker 10 That's the only thing I care about. It looked cool, and it made me feel something.
And now I'm just depressed that we have this shitty name, and they have to change the name. You need a mascot.

Speaker 10 They have to change it. Yeah, Hank and I were talking about the mascot.

Speaker 1 Be the Red Hogs. Because like, yeah, well, that's okay.

Speaker 10 Let's just say hypothetic. I hope they change the name.
But if they keep the name, we need like a cool logo that's not just the letter W that's on the side.

Speaker 1 Every time you wear that hat, I think it's a Wisconsin hat.

Speaker 10 It's a bad logo.

Speaker 1 And it's a, I don't like the name.

Speaker 10 If they don't change the name, Hank was saying that they should actually have like a cartoon president on there.

Speaker 10 And we were saying it'd be funny if they took every president's name, put it in a hat, and then picked one out. And and then the cartoon of that one president was going to be our logo.

Speaker 1 Man, it would rock if you got Garfield.

Speaker 10 It would rock if we got...

Speaker 13 If you got Van Buren, it'd be tough.

Speaker 10 If we got

Speaker 10 William Howard Taft, there's a big fat guy on there. Yeah.
FDR would be funny, too. Yep.
Teddy Roosevelt, Obama.

Speaker 1 Teddy Roosevelt would rock.

Speaker 10 Teddy Roosevelt would rock because

Speaker 10 everybody loves Teddy Roosevelt. He saved football.

Speaker 10 He absolutely plays as a cartoon character. Yeah.

Speaker 10 And Hank.

Speaker 10 Hank will appreciate this. He actually got shot during a speech, Hank.
Yeah. So you can get behind him.

Speaker 1 Allegedly.

Speaker 10 And he finished the speech, yeah.

Speaker 11 Allegedly.

Speaker 1 I think it needs to be the Red Hogs.

Speaker 10 Yeah, the Hogs would be great. The Red Hogs would be great.
But it sucks. It's such a bad name.
Nobody likes the name. People that root for the team don't like for the name.

Speaker 10 People that happen to catch on the bottom line of ESPN the word commanders, they don't even watch the game. They see that word and they're like, ew.
Yeah. Bad name.

Speaker 10 It makes everybody's football watching experience worse. It's a shitty name.
Change it to something else. And also give me a fun logo to look at.
Yeah. Because

Speaker 10 the W sucks. I agree with you.

Speaker 1 All right. My Fire Fest.
I got two. The first one's quick.
I feel like I'm headed into an all-time bad football weekend because the Badgers are 16-point underdogs to Bam. I'm going to that game.

Speaker 1 And then the Bears play Sunday night football against the Texans. Let's just say beware of hackers.

Speaker 1 I think I'm going to be in a world to hurt late Sunday night.

Speaker 1 So all the people who just love just soaking in my misery, I had a lot of Packers fans be like,

Speaker 1 it just didn't hit the same on Monday having to listen to you be happy about 1-0.

Speaker 10 It's one thing to be going to get it. It's one thing if your team's bad and you watch them and it's buried in an early game slate and nobody really pays that close attention to it.

Speaker 10 It's another thing if your team sucks and everybody watches.

Speaker 1 And I'm doing the bookends. Yeah.
The Badgers play at 11 a.m. on Saturday, and then the Bears play the last game of football on Sunday.
So I'm basically bookending what could be a disaster for me.

Speaker 10 You're going to get a lot of potentially if you lose, not ready for primetime.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 And then my other one is: we went, so we had Brooks and Taylor Gooch on the show in studio because the live tour is here.

Speaker 1 If you're looking to go watch some live golf, Bowling Brook, that's where they're playing. We went out and played with Brooks today.

Speaker 1 Video should be out by, what, 7 p.m. tonight, Max?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 10 Not going to press the button? All right.

Speaker 1 Well, just tell Max to press the button and the video will come out. But anyway, we went, we had fun.
TBD. Video will be out.
TBD.

Speaker 1 Got back, hour and a half back. A lot of traffic, rush hour.

Speaker 11 Got back.

Speaker 1 Jerry, my caddy, who I drove with,

Speaker 1 as we were leaving the course, Ryan Poles was playing in the pro-am as well. So I went to go say hello to him and I said, Jerry, here's the valet ticket.
Here are my clubs.

Speaker 1 I'll meet you at the car in 10 minutes. Just make sure my clubs get in the car.
Got all the way back to the office.

Speaker 1 hank had gotten a call from the live tour that uh my clubs are in bowling brook and if you know how i like golf

Speaker 10 i don't think i'm ever getting them back yeah my i care enough to get them back i thought when i when i found out the news i was like Big Cat is just going to quit golf now. Yeah.

Speaker 10 The clubs are too far away. Too far away.

Speaker 1 Those are lost guys. They're gone.
They're never getting them back.

Speaker 10 That's the universe telling me

Speaker 10 I'm not going to golf anymore.

Speaker 1 Unless someone gets them back for me, they're never coming back.

Speaker 10 To be fair to Jerry, I was talking to him afterwards, and he said that Hank went up to the car too and sat in the car for me.

Speaker 1 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, that was, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, Hank.

Speaker 10 Let me finish. Let me finish.
He said that you went to the car and that you sat in Big Cat's car and then you left and then you got in your own car and drove home.

Speaker 10 So that makes you equally responsible to Jersey Jerry for not picking up the clubs.

Speaker 1 What Jerry didn't mention is the reason why Hank had to go to my car is because Jerry couldn't figure out how to put my car in park.

Speaker 10 Yeah, but you're you're not seeing it.

Speaker 1 There's a button that you just press for park, and Jerry had been sitting in the parking lot with his foot on the brake for like 10 minutes waiting for Hank to save him.

Speaker 10 Yeah, you're missing the force for the criters, though. Hank at one point was next to the car that was supposed to have the clubs in it that Jersey Jerry should have loaded into the truck.

Speaker 10 And then Hank left that car, so he's equally to blame as Jersey Jerry.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so they're gone. Oh, well, that's it for me in golf.
That was my golf career. Clubs left 45 minutes away.
Death.

Speaker 4 Maybe we'll play that course in the spring or something.

Speaker 1 Maybe they'll just hold my clubs. You just treat it like you're just doing like a country club.
Maybe that's like a giveaway. Yeah.
I mean, they're just

Speaker 12 like a scavenger hunt and leave them around the course.

Speaker 1 I told Jerry that it's his responsibility to get him back. I don't have high hopes for him to get him back.
I don't really care.

Speaker 1 But I want him.

Speaker 1 I'd prefer to have them back, but yeah, in terms of losing things,

Speaker 10 golf clubs, whatever. That's almost like a canceling plans rush that you could get.
Like, I'm not golfing anymore. My clubs are 45 minutes away.
I don't have clubs.

Speaker 10 You could just put them outside for the live tour event with a sign that said free to a good home. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We'll figure it out. And when I say we'll figure it out, we won't.
Someone else will. And if they don't, then it's figured out.

Speaker 1 Okay, Max, finish this off. You got one?

Speaker 3 Yeah,

Speaker 2 it can be quick.

Speaker 5 It's basically a continuation of last week's Fire Fest when I said that I was snoring.

Speaker 1 Oh, no.

Speaker 20 I just got told maybe

Speaker 2 in a serious note, probably 5,000 times, that

Speaker 2 my DMs forever will just be

Speaker 2 remedies on how to stop snoring. And at the end of the day, they're all just doctors telling me that I'm fat.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I actually had a doctor, Dr.
Dan, hit me up and say, you're fat. Yeah, he's fat.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 So that was basically the whole thing. And then

Speaker 2 I'm saying publicly now that I am going on a diet at the start of football season to get ahead of football.

Speaker 1 Listen, me and PFD have been dieting. Yep.
Yeah. So let's go.
No, I know. I've been lifting.

Speaker 11 But today you were today

Speaker 2 when we get meals together,

Speaker 2 we have to get healthy meals.

Speaker 1 I think what we need to do is never going to healthy meals. But we need to do it, but we're all kind of in the same boat.
Here's what we got to do. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 2 Are you trying to eat healthy? Factor fiction. You were on the phone today and you were saying, like, I want to eat something healthy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we're not in the same boat. In the same boat of wanting to eat healthy.

Speaker 10 Also, Hank, factor fiction, you're shitting your brains out constantly. Yeah.
Maybe you could mix in a salad. Fact.

Speaker 1 Here's PMT out there. Here's the solution.
Here's

Speaker 1 the obviously me and PFT are not in the same boat.

Speaker 11 Well, he's got high cholesterol.

Speaker 1 I have high cholesterol, Max. Don't say I'm not Christian.
Here's the solution.

Speaker 18 That's not what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Here's a solution. It's very easy.

Speaker 2 Why am I getting worked up?

Speaker 1 Sundays are a no-fly zone. We can't do it on Sundays.
Thursdays, we eat healthy. That's fair.

Speaker 1 That's fair. I'm willing to.
Because it's really like Sundays are my cheat day. I'm just like, I don't give a fuck.
We're going to sit and watch football. I'm going to eat whatever I want to eat.

Speaker 1 Thursdays are the unnecessary. Let's try to be as a group, try to eat a little healthier.
Maybe we have Donnie start cooking us meals on Thursday. I'm doubt that.
I'll pay for it. I don't care.

Speaker 1 I think

Speaker 10 we just order from a place that has salads as an option.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 2 But like.

Speaker 2 Good salad.

Speaker 2 Sometimes we'll get a place that'll have like two salad options. They're both shit salad.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, we need to, no, this is nothing worse than like getting food from a good place and you're just eating shit salad.

Speaker 1 All you got to do, and I say this as someone who fluctuates weight more than Oprah,

Speaker 1 the only time it's ever worked for me, which I've been doing recently, is just during the week. It's no carbs.
Nah, that's bullshit. Okay, well, that's the way you got to do it.
No, but I think

Speaker 1 it's so like low. No,

Speaker 1 calories are the enemy.

Speaker 10 I don't think carbs are the enemy. It's easy.

Speaker 2 Because calories in, calories out. Because I need my oats.

Speaker 10 You got to have the oats.

Speaker 1 If you don't eat carbs, the weight will come off.

Speaker 2 But that's because

Speaker 2 you just have to put your.

Speaker 1 I eat chicken and steak every night during the week. Yeah.

Speaker 1 No carbs.

Speaker 2 But that isn't like a...

Speaker 2 That is not how I will be doing it.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 I'll eat sweet potatoes.

Speaker 1 All right, then you just stay fat and snoring.

Speaker 10 Yeah, no, you eat sweet potatoes. Fuck off.

Speaker 1 You're not the fucking king of weight loss. I'm not, but I'm telling you.

Speaker 18 You're the only guy who's ever lost weight

Speaker 1 on the fucking planet. No, I'm telling you, the only time I've ever been able to lose lose weight is because I just go to the bottom.
You can lose weight in different ways.

Speaker 1 I've tried every way, and the only way.

Speaker 1 But also, the only thing that we're doing is that.

Speaker 10 So Big Cat says that he fluctuates more than Oprah when he's not eating carbs, he loses weight. And the second he has a carbohydrate,

Speaker 1 he's back up. I'm like,

Speaker 10 I think Max is right. There's a lot of different diets that could work, and they could work in short term.
But Max, we just got to be

Speaker 10 healthy overall. Correct.

Speaker 1 Let's just be healthy overall.

Speaker 2 I don't know why. I wasn't expecting to get this fired up during this.

Speaker 1 I'm just trying to help you. No carbs carbs wouldn't work for me.
For you. But that works out

Speaker 1 for you. It wouldn't work for me because it wouldn't be a bad thing.
What about a treadmill? Max Walks. Yes, it would because

Speaker 1 what you've got to do is you've got to eat a lot of no carbs.

Speaker 18 I wouldn't do it.

Speaker 1 I eat boiled eggs. I would eat eggs every morning.

Speaker 18 Like that, that wouldn't. I wouldn't do it.

Speaker 1 Then on the weekends, you can eat whatever you want.

Speaker 11 Tim Ferris.

Speaker 1 Tim Ferris.

Speaker 12 I was doing suicides before the podcast. Tim Ferris diet.

Speaker 18 You can do whatever you want.

Speaker 11 I'm going to do the way that I'm going to do it. By the way, I'm down for Thursday night's health.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 1 Thursday night's health.

Speaker 1 Cheat day Sunday. Cheat day Sunday.

Speaker 18 Sunday, we can't fake it.

Speaker 10 The problem with me doing a cheat day Sunday is that I also want to treat myself to another cheat day during the week. So sometimes I'm like, oh, it's Saturday.
It's my cheat day.

Speaker 10 I forget that I've got my regularly scheduled cheat day coming on Sunday.

Speaker 2 I'm not going to go full cheat day Sunday because I drink a lot.

Speaker 1 You guys don't. Yeah, that's true.
That's true.

Speaker 10 That's true. Yeah, you do drink a lot.
Vodka. You drink a lot.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 that's also a myth. Tequila.
Tequila and Tequila. It's also a myth.

Speaker 2 They're the same amount of calories as Coors Light.

Speaker 10 Max, do you think that maybe if you drink less, that would help the snoring?

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, that's definitely a myth.

Speaker 10 Max, it's a mystery why he keeps snoring.

Speaker 1 All right, we got to drink snoring.

Speaker 10 I drink 60 beers every day. There's so many weddings.

Speaker 1 I have another wedding this year.

Speaker 11 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 10 You are getting weddings. And also at weddings, there's not a healthy option.
There's appetizers.

Speaker 1 I love appetizers. Yeah, the walking.

Speaker 10 But you eat those standing up. Yeah.

Speaker 28 those yeah that's true um all right let's uh also you dance at weddings so you exercise yeah that's i'm a big dancer i bet you are you're a tie around the head guy yeah not that yeah you are man i'll tell you what when you're hungry out there you start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game making bad decisions messing up the basics being all out of sorts that's where snickers comes in man that thing is packed roasted peanuts nugget caramel milk chocolate it's like the mvp of candy bars and when you bite into it boom, it sorts you out, gets your head back in the game of life, satisfying your hunger.

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