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Speaker 1 And today is part of my take. We have our good friend, comedian, funniest guy, one of the funniest guys going right now.
Yeah. Nate Bargazzi,

Speaker 1 talking some golf with him, having some fun with him. Nate is one of the funniest guys out there.
Awesome, awesome interview with him. We're going to do the Mount Rushmore

Speaker 1 of breakfast food

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Speaker 1 Today is Wednesday, July 24th. And Hank, we have an issue.

Speaker 6 We're in school right now, Hank.

Speaker 6 You're a teacher. Are you ready for your assignment? I am.

Speaker 1 You are?

Speaker 1 All right, so the backstory here is our darling Jake texted PFT and I said, oh, no, fuck. Oh, you're not ready.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, Hank. No.

Speaker 6 You had an assignment for me.

Speaker 1 No, our darling Jake texted PFT and I said, I have three, three

Speaker 1 different reminders set for this week. The first reminder,

Speaker 1 which, you know what, we can do another time because

Speaker 1 we have a bunch of stuff going on right now, and Hank's traveling on Thursday. Yep.
No, that is not yours. We're going to do NFL coaches draft, which we did last year.

Speaker 6 We did that last year. It was

Speaker 1 NFL coaches draft. So we'll do that.

Speaker 6 A lot of mics.

Speaker 1 We also had a reminder to do all-time rankings for groups of position, or for position groups.

Speaker 1 So it'd be like, if you're taking like the Vikings wide receivers, you get, you know, Randy Moss and Chris Carter and Justin Jefferson, whatever.

Speaker 1 We'll do that as well at point. But today,

Speaker 1 oh, no, sorry. You have till Friday.
You have till Friday. You're supposed to teach us an econ class.

Speaker 1 Hank.

Speaker 8 Eastern Connecticut?

Speaker 1 No. No.
It'll be economics.

Speaker 6 I have no idea where this came from. I forget the context behind it, but Hank said that he would teach us an economics class.

Speaker 1 Econ 101 class.

Speaker 1 I know you're not ready right now,

Speaker 1 but you'll be ready for Friday. I'm I'm not going to be here for Friday.
Oh, so you already failed. You.

Speaker 8 Incomplete. No, I'll give you guys A's so then we pass.

Speaker 1 No, we're going to do it. We have to do it.
We're going to take a class. I want to learn from.

Speaker 8 I didn't take Econ.

Speaker 1 I didn't.

Speaker 8 I literally never got past Algebra 2.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 what's a fair amount?

Speaker 6 There's a difference. One's a math class, the other is economics.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 What's a fair timeframe? How much time do you need? to teach us Econ 101. We want to see what Hank Lockwood comes up with Econ 101.

Speaker 8 A week? Maybe we do it on the bus. A great week.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I like that. While we're driving.
Want to do that?

Speaker 6 Can you tie it into sports? Maybe teach us what the salary cap is?

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 okay.

Speaker 1 Second apron? Yep.

Speaker 6 Get that going? I would like you to become a capologist, not just because you lie all the time.

Speaker 6 I want you to teach us about this.

Speaker 1 If you became our capologist, this show would go to the moon. I'm not saying that you're holding us back, but that specific thing is definitely holding us back.
Yeah.

Speaker 8 Yeah, I'll try. I mean, I

Speaker 8 struggle with, you know, multiplication tables.

Speaker 1 Same. You're teaching dumb students, too, just so you know.
Like, I'm math and I have never gotten along, ever.

Speaker 10 Oil and water.

Speaker 8 I would have liked Jake to have texted me that, but that's all right.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 6 He kind of set you up.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 But also, he was being, he was being responsible.

Speaker 10 He's texting us.

Speaker 6 The rivalry continues.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
In the afterlife, Jake is getting you.

Speaker 6 He's haunting you.

Speaker 1 Okay, so that was the, I mean,

Speaker 1 it's a slow time in sports, but that we saw that. People we saw it were like, holy shit, we have to address this.
The listeners are going to be like, where's the econ class?

Speaker 1 We thought we were getting an econ class.

Speaker 8 And the NFL coaches draft and the all-time ranking groups for position groups.

Speaker 1 Let's do the NFL coaching draft while you do the econ draft.

Speaker 1 We'll do a combo.

Speaker 6 We're going to get so lost in that snake. Yeah.
It's going to be insane.

Speaker 1 So it'll be like, lesson. round of the draft.
Lesson, round of the draft.

Speaker 1 That's some...

Speaker 1 I don't think anyone's ever done that on a podcast.

Speaker 6 I like this. I like this.
It's going to be.

Speaker 1 Confuse the listeners purposefully. Yeah.
It's going to be terrible audio.

Speaker 6 It's going to be educational.

Speaker 6 I do have an economics question as it pertains to the NFL.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 6 Do you think that Jordan Love deserves to be the highest paid quarterback in football? Listen. Highest paid player in football.

Speaker 1 Here's what I'm going to say about Jordan Love real quick.

Speaker 1 I don't.

Speaker 1 This has nothing to do with him being a Packer. He's holding out right now for people who aren't paying attention.
He's holding out. He's not going to practice.

Speaker 6 He's holding in, though. He's holding in.

Speaker 1 He's not going to practice with his team until he gets his new contract.

Speaker 1 I can't remember a player ever doing this. This is one of the most selfish things I've ever seen a player do.

Speaker 1 I don't remember

Speaker 1 someone can show me a time that a player has been like, I'm not playing until I get my contract. That would be the first I've ever seen of it because,

Speaker 1 as far as I know, Jordan Love is the first player to do this, and it's disgusting. And if you were his teammate, you know what? I would like, Huey, can you please set up an anonymous tips email?

Speaker 1 Any Packers players that want to reach out anonymously and tell us about Jordan Love being so selfish that he's not going to training camp, we will hear you out and we'll keep you 100% anonymous and we'll read your story for the world on Friday.

Speaker 6 This is the downside to the Packers of the way that they do their quarterback system. They draft a guy and let him sit for a while.

Speaker 6 And then they get out there and they play like one half of the season like one of the best quarterbacks in the league. And now it's like, shit, now we have to pay him immediately.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 they don't get any of those the window is tough yeah they're got their guys are too good that they have to pay them right away let me ask you a question pft if you were a fan of a team uh would you rather your quarterback win the husband trophy yes yes but miss

Speaker 1 two

Speaker 1 days of mini camp yeah or an entire week

Speaker 6 maybe more of training camp training camp um which one comes after phase me phase me is training camp okay training camp comes afterwards I'm going to say I would rather have my quarterback miss minicamp.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait.

Speaker 6 Wait, is it mandatory minicamp?

Speaker 1 Kind of. It's a little bit...

Speaker 1 We don't really know.

Speaker 6 We don't know.

Speaker 6 It's excused.

Speaker 1 It's not excused.

Speaker 6 That was going to be my follow-up question. Partially excused.
I would say if it's an excused missing of mandatory minicamp, yes. If it's an unexcused missing of voluntary minicamp, no.

Speaker 6 I don't want that guy anywhere near my team.

Speaker 1 Okay, so I bring this up because Aaron Rodgers has shown up to training camp, which was up in the air because if you remember on Wednesday's or on Monday's show, he said, when we asked him, is he going to training camp?

Speaker 1 He said, yeah, probably, as first reported by us, the yeah part won out.

Speaker 1 So Aaron Rodgers is at training camp. The most important time of team building of the entire season is building your team during training camp.
Aaron Rodgers is at training camp.

Speaker 1 Jordan Love is not at training camp. Is Aaron Rodgers less of a diva than Jordan Love?

Speaker 6 We missed me yet?

Speaker 1 Hmm.

Speaker 6 Yeah, interesting to think about.

Speaker 6 This is a good lesson in the economy because the market is speaking right now and it's saying that Jordan Love, if they do, I think they will make him the highest paid per year.

Speaker 6 I don't know what's crazy because his grand total is going to do.

Speaker 1 32 years old. Yeah.

Speaker 6 So making Jordan Love the highest paid quarterback after such a small sample. That's the free market in the NFL.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 It's one of those situations where you have to pay him.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think they'll,

Speaker 1 what would you guess?

Speaker 6 Thursday?

Speaker 1 Maybe even today?

Speaker 6 Yeah, it could be today.

Speaker 1 Today he'll get paid and he'll just be back at camp and it won't be nothing.

Speaker 6 So the current highest paid player per year is Joe Burrow. He gets $55 million a year.
Which just signed his contract.

Speaker 1 Also, I, hand up, spent way too much time this morning thinking about Joe Burrow's hair.

Speaker 6 Yeah, so he shaved his head and then he bleached his head. Yes.
So he looks like Eminem right now.

Speaker 1 So the shaved head, I was like, Bengals are going to win the Super Bowl. All business.
It almost looked like a mug shot. He's like, I don't need hair.

Speaker 1 I don't need any of these frills. Better than you.

Speaker 1 That was mean.

Speaker 1 The bleached hair, I don't really, I can't figure out.

Speaker 6 It does look like Eminem. It looks like straight out of 1998.

Speaker 1 But that feels like fashion, Joe.

Speaker 1 Like, I was totally in on Joe Burrow being like, I'm going to training camp. I'm going to shave my head like a Marine.
And this is like, this is, this is war this season.

Speaker 1 But then to bleach it, like late 90s.

Speaker 6 But wait, what I think is going to happen, I think

Speaker 6 this is just team building. This is just a guy being a dude.

Speaker 1 Letting them make fun of him.

Speaker 6 Letting him make fun of him during training camp. And then I think once the regular season starts, then it's business hair.
I like that. It's back to business for Joe.
I like that.

Speaker 6 I predict he will not play an NFL game with bleached hair.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Hank,

Speaker 1 by the way, what you said. So wait, not one single game.

Speaker 6 I don't think, not a regular season.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because he is going to play in the preseason this year. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Yeah. Do you want to bet on it? Anyone want to take the other side? I don't.

Speaker 1 I agree with you. I think he'll go back.
Yeah, I agree with you. I agree with your assessment.

Speaker 1 Hank, what I was going to say was that was mean of me, but I think we found out that shaving your head was never a punishment because you've, I've, I haven't even noticed.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I

Speaker 8 was a shaved head guy until I was like 20 because my friend did haircuts and I was too broke to get other haircuts. So

Speaker 8 I just rock the buzz.

Speaker 6 You go out, you buy one of those clippers, and then you're number three.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so if you don't do the econ lesson on Grit Week, you got to reshave?

Speaker 1 Not the big.

Speaker 1 Oh, come on. I'm going to do the econ.

Speaker 6 Hank, you know already.

Speaker 6 You know so much about econ already. It's true.
How to not pay taxes, boss, everything.

Speaker 1 How to make more money by not paying taxes. Yeah.
All these things.

Speaker 8 I am going to think about,

Speaker 8 I will be at the beach this weekend. I might try and get some sun in or get my hair blonde.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So Joe Burrow. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Okay. Me and Fight said that a couple years ago.
It gets blonde and red real fast.

Speaker 8 We'll find out. A little ginger.

Speaker 6 We do need a ginger on this podcast.

Speaker 1 I've been raw dogging the sun this summer, by the way.

Speaker 1 I haven't been using any sunscreen. Pause.
Yeah. It might be a problem.

Speaker 1 I feel like it's a problem. What?

Speaker 1 You're laughing about the pause? I said the sun.

Speaker 6 You didn't say which sun?

Speaker 1 No, you didn't say.

Speaker 1 No, you're a pervert.

Speaker 6 I don't know if it was a you or a pervert. We're talking about

Speaker 6 talking about Bronny a lot recently.

Speaker 1 That's gross.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I should probably start putting on sunscreen, but it's nice having a tan because when you're fat, you just just got to, if you can't tone it, you got to tan it.

Speaker 3 I haven't used a single ounce of sunscreen.

Speaker 1 It doesn't feel like a manly thing. I know, again, this is not something people should do.
We are not role models, Charles Barkley, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 1 Something about just raw dog in the sun.

Speaker 6 What I like to do is I go out for the first hour, no sunscreen, and then I put it on. Get a little base coat going.

Speaker 6 But yeah, you can't, if you're going on a vacation, you can't do the first day sunscreenless because then you just ruin the whole trip.

Speaker 1 I just get, yeah, but I don't really burn that bad.

Speaker 6 Got that swarthy olive skin. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Us Italians. Me and Max.

Speaker 3 Jewish and Italian have very similar skin.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and I'm an Italian father. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 okay.

Speaker 1 The

Speaker 1 other quarterback I wanted to talk about, you guys see Bryce Young coming in?

Speaker 6 I did see Bryce Young.

Speaker 6 Like me, he had an accidental six-year-old day.

Speaker 6 It happens from time to time. Swaggly.
Do you have a backpack on? Yeah. Yeah, you got to ditch the backpack.
Either that or go like full steam ahead with it and rock a Spongebob backpack.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Swagless.
That was tough.

Speaker 6 Yeah, he doesn't. I'm not inspired by Bryce Young.
Yeah, because I was like... Especially when your last name is Young.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and he was kind of, I was toying around with the idea, being like, maybe buy stocking Bryce Young this year. You know, because there's always one guy that everyone's written off.

Speaker 1 And then I saw that, again, it's a four-second clip, but this is how we consume our NFL

Speaker 1 in this part of the summer. It's basically long pass in practice.

Speaker 1 Don't think about the fact that they also threw six picks and guys walking into the building on day one. How do they look?

Speaker 6 There's that.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 6 the walk-up when you show up to training camp and some guys drive those spider cars in. Yeah.

Speaker 6 You rent a car for that day for centrists. The Packers on the bicycles, kind of weird.

Speaker 6 And then the cameras that they set up for the social team when the players are coming off practice and they're asking, like, is water wet? Yeah.

Speaker 6 As they're leaving the practice field, that's training camp. That's the whole training camp.

Speaker 1 Is your team about to get into a fight? Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's training camp.

Speaker 6 Are they ready to hit somebody else? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Are they tired of hitting each other? Yeah.

Speaker 6 How bad is Lamar Jackson's diarrhea? Bad. Bad.
Two days bad.

Speaker 8 What team do you think will have a report about there being an actual fight over NSIBI?

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 6 What team has the biggest mix of different SEC players?

Speaker 1 That's a good one, Hank. Because, oh, man, I'm so jealous of everyone who's been able to just basically fuck off for the last two weeks and just do nothing but play this game.
Because

Speaker 8 I've not played you have mentally, in a way.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I've, I, when I'm playing, it's on stream.

Speaker 1 I've had very little practice time, but like, I'm talking about the dude who's listening to this right now, who's 27 years old, single, no kids, nothing, no responsibilities,

Speaker 1 not, doesn't have roommates, so maybe a little bit past the roommate time, and he's working at nine to five, and he has played this game a hundred hours in the last seven days. That guy is my hero.

Speaker 6 The guy whose apartment is just the folding chair, the TV, and that's it?

Speaker 1 Yeah, he just has been like, I'm not going to talk to anyone about going out.

Speaker 1 I'm just going to rip dynasties for the next seven days, or probably more than that, a couple weeks, until they like resurface into into you know regular civilization that guy is living the dream i think this might be the first day in the in the sports calendar year at least for the last 10 years where the optimal day to get a vasectomy is not before march madness yeah it was right before this game came out yeah

Speaker 1 but even then if you're getting a vasectomy that means you have kids that means you're probably not playing the game probably not playing as much like i just don't a recreational vasectomy and i had a very i had a very sad uh conversation with our friend scott van pelt because he loves this game and he was like i think i just don't have i'm washed and i don't think i have the amount of time that i need to get good at it and it's like a very

Speaker 1 it was like almost like a heartbreaking conversation i was having with him yeah it's like this is this is a really sad thing that we're talking about guys can't have hobbies they can't they can't just fuck off from the entire world for 10 days and be like i i need to work on my recruiting for coastal carolina that would actually be a great thing for for dads to be able to do, and just adults in general.

Speaker 6 Spend a week where you're essentially in prison, but it's a prison of your own choosing where you get to bring a piece of technology in there. You get to sleep however much you want.

Speaker 6 Don't have to look at phone calls. Don't have to deal with work.
No emails. The best out-of-office email reply I ever set up.

Speaker 6 And just have a week where you don't do shit.

Speaker 1 That's what I do. I'd play this game.
Yeah. I'd play this game.
What were we talking about?

Speaker 6 Lamar Jackson.

Speaker 1 Oh, the teams. Anyone going to get in a fight over it?

Speaker 6 Oh, yeah. Which team? Good question.
Which team, most likely? That is a fair question.

Speaker 1 Hmm.

Speaker 6 Feels to me like it could be from the AFC South.

Speaker 6 I'm going to say the Jaguars.

Speaker 10 I don't know why. I was thinking that, too.
Yeah, Jaguars.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 6 Jaguars are going to fight over this. Sue it.

Speaker 1 Is Christian Kirk on the Jaguars still? He's a gamer, right?

Speaker 8 I don't know if he's still on the Jaguars, but.

Speaker 1 Oh, I mean, the Cardinals.

Speaker 6 Kyler Murray.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Cardinals.

Speaker 6 Kyler Murray is going to get his ass kicked this week.

Speaker 1 We got to do new faces soon.

Speaker 1 Yep. Yeah, we got to do that whole,

Speaker 1 maybe get a quiz going. Here we can set it up.

Speaker 1 By the way, I just want to say, because I know I'm going to get a lot of replies being like, dude, you have a dream job. I agree.

Speaker 1 I just wish I had more free time to be able to just fuck off and play college football. That's all.
Yeah. I mean,

Speaker 1 I'm very jealous of all those guys who have that right now. It is nice.
It's the best.

Speaker 6 It is nice.

Speaker 1 Just know this. Just take this.

Speaker 1 If you're one of the people I just described, just take one second out of your day and be like, yeah, I am living in the good old days.

Speaker 6 You think that's why

Speaker 6 you think that's why Joe Biden dropped out? Yeah, probably. More time to play college football.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 6 Delaware State national champion?

Speaker 1 He's definitely playing on freshman mode. Yeah.

Speaker 6 He's playing Grand Theft Auto. He's like, I love this college football game.

Speaker 1 All right. Any other sports stories that we can talk about? Olympics coming up?

Speaker 6 Yeah, I got one of those in my hot seat cool throne.

Speaker 1 Okay. Oh, yeah, LeBron did save.
Or is that it? No, it wasn't.

Speaker 1 LeBron did save team yase we were playing against germany yep uh aaron rods very conflicted which was the good guy in that game i watched that clip back that was crazy yeah it was that he took a second he's like were we i think he's just i think aaron is so

Speaker 1 he's in a mode now where he just questions everything which i don't have a problem with because i think those type of people we need more uh but

Speaker 1 He was thinking about questioning World War II and then he stopped himself.

Speaker 6 He kind of stopped himself. I also think, yeah, you're right.
He just likes to say, were we?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Are we?

Speaker 6 just to kind of like let you know that he thinks that he's smarter than you sometimes yeah um but in that context if i remember the conversation correctly i think he was replying more to the fact that you said

Speaker 6 he was talking about dropping the bombs yes yes and so he's saying that's

Speaker 6 that's up to debate were we good for dropping the bombs yes that is 100 up to debate yeah um yeah so lebron saved team usa saved team usa from germany uh we were we were losing then we were winning then we were losing again and then he made a basket at the end.

Speaker 1 Yeah, with his offhand.

Speaker 1 Well, was it? Yeah, I think he made it. Was it not with his right?

Speaker 10 He was right-handed?

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's offhand. He's offhand.
He's beating everyone in offhand competitions because he's actually a lefty. And his offhand is his right-hand, which he's shot with for 40 years.
Yep.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 6 We have a big, big story coming out of the SEC,

Speaker 6 and that is that they've decided which team is going to be UT. Oh.
Texas or Tennessee. Who do you think is UT, big cat? cat?

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 This is huge. I mean, I think Tennessee gets the rights to it, but I think when I think of UT, I feel like I say Tennessee, and when I think of UT, I say Texas.
Yep.

Speaker 1 If Tennessee wants it, they deserve it.

Speaker 6 That's fair because they've been in the SEC. Right.
The SEC agrees. Right.
Texas is Tex.

Speaker 1 Tex. Tex.
And Tennessee. Oh, this is for the graphic.
Not for like, I'm an idiot. I was was thinking of just like casual conversation.
They're going to police everyone's language. Oh, we will.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. We will.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, Tennessee should get.

Speaker 1 Ah, they should, you know what? It should be like a Midas Touch. Is that the right?

Speaker 1 No, King Solomon?

Speaker 6 Cut it in half. Cut it in half.

Speaker 1 It should just be 10 and text.

Speaker 6 10 and text.

Speaker 1 I like when it's T-E-N-N.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I think that's what it is.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so they're not getting U-T?

Speaker 6 No, no, I think it's Tex, T-E-X.

Speaker 6 U-T is now Tennessee. But I'm saying I think I've seen T-E-N-N.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, that's what I like. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So neither of them got UT?

Speaker 6 No, Tennessee did.

Speaker 1 But they're going with 10.

Speaker 6 No, Tennessee is UT.

Speaker 1 Got it. Yeah.
I wish they would stay as 10.

Speaker 6 I think they decided this based on which orange was better. And it's Tennessee orange.
It's Tennessee.

Speaker 1 It's Tennessee orange. Yeah, Tennessee gets right to this.
I have no problem with that. Yeah.
But I do like when the scorebug says T-E-N-N.

Speaker 6 People are big mad about this in Texas.

Speaker 1 Well, it shouldn't have changed conferences. Yep.

Speaker 1 Also, the Big Ten conference is going to keep the championship game in Indy till 2028, which just is so great. Because if you're a USC or UCLA fan,

Speaker 1 you probably said to yourself, I'll never be an Indy. Or Rutgers.

Speaker 6 Ruckers.

Speaker 1 Well, they still won't.

Speaker 1 But USC and UCLA fans are definitely pissed.

Speaker 6 They're pretty mad about this.

Speaker 1 Probably not UCLA. USC and Oregon.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 UCLA is probably like, oh, okay, noted. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, we can clear that schedule. Yep.

Speaker 1 And then also we have, there's more smoke going around about the 18-game schedule.

Speaker 6 Yeah, so the nflpa and the nfl have had discussions about the 18 game schedule i think we figured it out with joe burrow yeah when you talked before the bleach got to it double buy they said double buy and then super bowl it's it's been a no-brainer to have the super bowl on uh president's day weekend yeah no offense to lincoln yeah um but yeah it should that's how the schedule should line up yeah and it's basically eliminates winter yeah Because if you have football on, winter doesn't exist.

Speaker 1 I know it can be cold, but if you have something to look forward to

Speaker 1 being football on the weekend, you can get through the week.

Speaker 6 Yeah, so how are they going to, is this going to affect, obviously it'll affect revenue, so that would mean that salaries go up.

Speaker 1 Do we get anything more?

Speaker 10 And then whoever. We got to work more.

Speaker 6 Yeah, we should get more. Whoever the next quarterback is, is it still Tua? Is it Tua after Jordan Love?

Speaker 1 I thought Tua was supposed to be this before Jordan Love, but I think we just passed Tua.

Speaker 6 It's kind of at one point it was great for Tua to see all these deals getting done. Yeah.
And then at some point, it became became bad for Tua where he's like, Am I going to get my long-term deal?

Speaker 1 Yeah. And then it'll be CJ Stroud soon.
Well, I guess he has to go three years first.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess Tua. Did Tua get lost? Yeah.
I think Tua got Purdy's going to be a fun one.

Speaker 6 I cannot wait for the Brock Purdy to score.

Speaker 1 That's going to be so great.

Speaker 1 What are you going to say, Max? You had something to say? No.

Speaker 3 Memes wants to.

Speaker 3 Were Tua and Jordan Love in the same draft class?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 6 It was Herbert, Burrow.

Speaker 1 Well, we can find out very quickly. 2020.
I think he was. I think Jordan Love was like the 22nd pick or something in that draft class because it was the COVID draft, right? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Chase Young draft.

Speaker 1 Yes. Yes, he was.

Speaker 10 The answer is yes.

Speaker 1 And he was picked 26.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, Tua should be,

Speaker 1 and Herbert and Joe Burrow.

Speaker 1 And,

Speaker 1 yeah, have all been paid.

Speaker 1 So Jordan Love's going to going to get paid. Man, this is going to be a hell of a draft class for quarterbacks.

Speaker 6 It is going to be wild, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's nuts.

Speaker 1 Were you drafting a quarterback that year?

Speaker 1 Me? Yeah. We should have.

Speaker 3 Dylan Hurts also in this draft class.

Speaker 1 We were talking about first-round quarterbacks. We should have.
We drafted. We're talking about guys that are the guys.

Speaker 6 You said draft younger.

Speaker 1 We drafted

Speaker 6 Chase Young that year almost had the opportunity to draft Joe Burrow

Speaker 1 just

Speaker 6 or just Herbert or Tua. But, Max,

Speaker 6 have you heard the rumors rumors that they're not going to be running the

Speaker 6 push-push this year?

Speaker 1 They're not running as much.

Speaker 3 I want the rest of the NFL to think that.

Speaker 6 Because Jason Kelsey, no, Jason Kelsey.

Speaker 3 Yeah, but have you heard that Jason Kelsey's been in the locker room? He's got a locker in the coach's office, and he's been in more than any of the other players.

Speaker 6 Is he a coach?

Speaker 1 He's a coach. He's going to come back.
And he's Jason.

Speaker 6 And he's an ESPN analyst? Yep. Seems like conflict of players.

Speaker 1 Wait, so he's going to play this year?

Speaker 1 No, but

Speaker 3 he's been in the locker helping the boys.

Speaker 1 I feel like he's going to play this year.

Speaker 3 Kelsey years.

Speaker 1 He didn't look like he had lost. He looked good.
Yeah, he didn't look like he had lost a bunch of weight or anything. He looked good.

Speaker 6 If you have an injury, God forbid, at the center position, God forbid, you think Jason Kelsey is not going to come back if he has an office in the building?

Speaker 1 And the team's good?

Speaker 3 Listen, if he wants to come back, I would love to have him, but I want him to enjoy his life.

Speaker 6 Because if he came back, this would be an even better tush push because you'd have Saquon behind him.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You want whatever's best for Jason Kelsey.

Speaker 6 That's like 1,200 pounds worth of squats in the backfield pushing forward.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no,

Speaker 3 there's some thighs back there.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, Max.

Speaker 1 It creeped me out to me that he said that. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Yeah, some thighs.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so I guess Tua's got to, we got to, maybe we should just start. I mean, we are part of Tua Non.
Maybe we should be like, hey, what about Tua?

Speaker 10 Tua Awareness.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what the fuck's happening?

Speaker 6 The Hawk Tua girl stole his thunder.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 We need Tua to get paid.

Speaker 6 Come on, Mike McDaniel, spit on that thing.

Speaker 1 Okay, let's do Hot Sea Cool Throne, and then we have the Mount Rushmore breakfast foods.

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Speaker 6 Yeah, I was going to say in keeping with the summer concert series, Pup Punk is playing on August 2nd, Friday in Columbus. Hell yes.
Just found out today Mark Titus will be in Columbus that weekend.

Speaker 6 He'll be joining us on stage. He's going to try to follow up Max's performance, which is going to be tough to beat.
But Titus is going to be with us. in Columbus Friday, August 2nd at Scully's.

Speaker 6 We've got tickets available. And then in Nashville at the Barstool Bar in Nashville, those are free tickets to the one in Nashville, but you have to VIP, you have to,

Speaker 6 or you have to RSVP, one of those acronyms. RSVP for it.

Speaker 1 But it's going to be. Nice.
Awesome. Pup Punk's back.
If you haven't been to a Pup Punk show, they absolutely rock.

Speaker 1 Okay, hot seat cool thrown. Hank.

Speaker 8 My hot seat is people. There was a viral video today of a whale essentially breaching, and it seemed like it was attacking or knocking over a boat on purpose.

Speaker 1 Yeah. People,

Speaker 8 William Football reported said an angry whale basically attacked a boat.

Speaker 10 He was mad.

Speaker 8 Right, that's what people were trying to say.

Speaker 1 It seems like they're already blaming the whale.

Speaker 8 That's what I'm saying. And people were giving me shit for picking blue whales on orcas.

Speaker 8 I've said this before.

Speaker 8 Orcas are cool, but they're like a cursed animal.

Speaker 1 Why?

Speaker 8 Because of tilicum, and they basically got

Speaker 1 turned evil.

Speaker 6 What about Jimerce's whale?

Speaker 6 I guess that whale was cursed too tilicum was the one in in blackfish oh yeah the one whose dorsal fin started to fold over because it was sad got it and and orcas weren't like you know predatory or as evil

Speaker 8 they're fighting back yeah they basically but that was they are called killer whales but they weren't killer whales until tilicum whatever i

Speaker 8 feel bad for orcas but whatever then this blue whale video came out everyone was saying this is like what orcas do this is a killer whale move not true i don't think that's a blue whale in this video it's a whale but but

Speaker 1 it's not a killer whale. A blue whale is a little bit of a bale.
No, it is.

Speaker 8 No, I'm saying when people are giving me shit for my blue whale pick, this isn't the same.

Speaker 1 The whale did look blue. It kind of did.
But it's not a blue whale.

Speaker 6 But it is a blue whale.

Speaker 1 Yeah, blue whales kind of cucked everyone with the blue.

Speaker 6 Yeah, we're the only ones. Because there's a lot of blue whales.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 6 We're the white podcasters. Yeah.

Speaker 8 I reached out to a whale photographer. Yeah.
Got some intel.

Speaker 1 What's his or her names?

Speaker 8 Her name's Erica. Shout out to Erica for filling me in.
Thank you, Erica.

Speaker 8 How's your furniture store doing? I said, I said the whales weren't doing this on purpose, right? I said, no, the whale is just trying to eat.

Speaker 8 When there are schools of small fish all bunched up, anchovies, et cetera, whales will come in and try to eat them. The fishermen are trying to fish out the small fish.
What are they doing?

Speaker 8 I don't know why they were trying to fish out the small fish. The whale can't see the boat.
They have eyes on the side of their heads, so the boat is just in the way.

Speaker 6 So it's an accident.

Speaker 8 Accident.

Speaker 1 Okay. So,

Speaker 1 yeah, and the boat, right of way in water is always

Speaker 1 the bigger boat has right of way. Is that true, Heck?

Speaker 1 It is. The smaller boat, what? Is it not?

Speaker 6 Probably. You took a boating class.
I feel like that should be the one thing.

Speaker 6 That should be the first thing they teach you now

Speaker 8 what direction you're going in.

Speaker 1 No, but if you're a bigger boat, it's harder to maneuver.

Speaker 1 You have the right of way. Do you not?

Speaker 1 It depends on

Speaker 1 Hank's boat. If I'm in a kayak and you're in a barge, who has the right of way?

Speaker 8 Oh, and motorboats. Motorboats.

Speaker 1 Okay, if I'm in a dinghy and you're in a barge, who has the right of way?

Speaker 8 Are we going in the same direction?

Speaker 1 We're going going right at each other.

Speaker 1 Oh, no. And it's easy for the smaller boat.
It's easy for the smaller boat to get this way.

Speaker 1 Yes,

Speaker 1 yes. The bigger boat has the right of way.
The whale has the right of way.

Speaker 6 Are you sure you took a boat safety class?

Speaker 8 Well, no, it depends on direction.

Speaker 1 What's the other one?

Speaker 1 Yeah, what other direction would matter?

Speaker 8 If you're going the same direction, like if you're coming up and the boat's going straight, like...

Speaker 1 T-bone?

Speaker 6 Yeah,

Speaker 1 the smaller boats stop. Yeah.
So the bigger one still has the right of way.

Speaker 8 But if it was reverse and the smaller boat was going this way and the bigger boat is going to be a little bit of a bowl.

Speaker 1 I think the bigger boat would still have the right of way.

Speaker 6 You're talking about just two boats colliding into each other. I don't know what you mean when you...
Are you saying if it's like roads?

Speaker 1 But the smaller boat is always the one that has to get out of the way.

Speaker 8 But if it's like 10 feet versus 20 feet, it's.

Speaker 6 Well, then

Speaker 6 they wouldn't hit each other if it was 10 feet for. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 Wait, what do you mean 10 feet versus 20 feet?

Speaker 1 What are you talking about?

Speaker 6 Are you saying if one boat is 10 feet in front of the other?

Speaker 8 If a 10-foot boat and a 20-foot boat, it depends with the directions on who has the right of way.

Speaker 1 A 20-foot boat would have it.

Speaker 1 Because they're bigger.

Speaker 8 That's not true.

Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure the ocean is actually how the world should work.

Speaker 1 Sure, things get the right of way.

Speaker 6 There's shipping lanes.

Speaker 2 Either way,

Speaker 1 this is how it should always be, Max. The bigger you are, the more right-of-way you get.

Speaker 8 I don't think he took a correct. It was not an evil.
Those were not.

Speaker 8 whales are not attacking.

Speaker 1 There's going to be a lot of corrections on this. Yeah.

Speaker 8 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 He was not an evil whale, is what you're saying. Yeah.
Correct. The whale was just being a whale.
Correct. And the boat happened to have been in the whale.

Speaker 1 Correct. Wrong place, wrong time.
Also, the whale was much bigger than the boat, therefore, the whale had right of way.

Speaker 6 Sure. Did they arrest the whale? Are they going to kill the whale?

Speaker 1 Like did they at least get his license plate?

Speaker 8 No. Okay.

Speaker 1 This is a problem.

Speaker 4 What did you just say?

Speaker 1 So, what's your house? Oh, he googled it. He googled it.
I'm not even a boater.

Speaker 1 Oh, no.

Speaker 8 Much bigger than yours have the right of way.

Speaker 1 But not

Speaker 1 double a 10-foot boat.

Speaker 6 You're not going to stand there and be like, that's a 23-foot boat. I've got a 20-footer.

Speaker 1 A 20-foot boat is literally double the size.

Speaker 8 In theory, there are plenty of situations where they do not have the right-of-way.

Speaker 1 In theory? What theory? They have the right-of-way. Are you reading a blog post?

Speaker 8 If another vessel is approaching you from the port or left side of your boat, you so it does that so it depends on the direction.

Speaker 1 Oh, there's there's no way that's what you can do.

Speaker 8 That's exactly what I said.

Speaker 6 What's starboard?

Speaker 1 You did not take a potion class.

Speaker 6 You just said port or left side a second ago.

Speaker 1 Right. I knew that.

Speaker 6 Which one's Republican? What's the bow? Starboard or port?

Speaker 10 All right. My cool throne.

Speaker 8 My cool throne's Trump.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 8 Sticked sports, but he's a very good golfer.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he looked awesome against.

Speaker 8 He did a video with Bryson, and he was impressive. What did he shoot? They did.

Speaker 8 It's breaking, It's a series Bryson does called Breaking 50, where him and one other person try and break 50 playing from the front tees.

Speaker 8 So, like, every

Speaker 8 par four is drivable. Even par fives are drivable.
I mean, for Bryson.

Speaker 1 Did they do it?

Speaker 8 I think they shot minus 22. So I think 50 or maybe 49.

Speaker 6 They do best ball, or do they do Scramble or what? Scramble.

Speaker 1 Damn.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 8 Trump had

Speaker 8 two solo birdies and a solo eagle, like, on his own ball.

Speaker 1 From the front T. Yeah.

Speaker 8 But with me, like, if you or I or PFT was playing with Bryson, it's doubtful that we would be have his, you know, I would hope

Speaker 1 to be a better golfer than me because he golfs.

Speaker 8 Yeah, he's 79.

Speaker 6 What happened on the first hole?

Speaker 1 He's saying he's old?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wow. Hey,

Speaker 1 you didn't say that about Joe Biden a week ago.

Speaker 6 What happened on the first hole when we played against Brooks?

Speaker 8 Right, we weren't playing with Brooks, though. Like, if we were playing with Brooks, we would have used his drive.

Speaker 6 No, no, I don't think so. Mine had a better lie.

Speaker 1 Got it.

Speaker 1 Better angle.

Speaker 10 Shit.

Speaker 1 He got you there, PFT, I think.

Speaker 6 And what did he do with it?

Speaker 1 What did you do with it?

Speaker 8 He made a birdie made eagle. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Sick. Yeah.
Okay. PFT, your hot sequel turn.
That was a very good hot sequel turn on. Thanks.
That was good, Hank.

Speaker 6 Who was on the hot seat, though?

Speaker 1 The whale haters. The smaller boats.
Oh, the haters. Smaller boats everywhere.

Speaker 6 The haters of whale everywhere.

Speaker 8 Really, Billy, Billy Football wrote a blog second angry whale, and that got me angry.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Why was Billy going after the animal?

Speaker 6 Yeah, I think Billy was just, he was casting his own assumptions onto the whale. It was dirty.
It's a dangerous thing to do.

Speaker 6 My hot seat is.

Speaker 8 Like he tries to think it was capsizing it on purpose, which is something that killer whales.

Speaker 1 That's crazy. Yeah, but that's a whale wouldn't do that.

Speaker 6 Killer whales.

Speaker 1 But that's not a whale, is it?

Speaker 6 They're fish?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 6 No, killer whales are orcas are whales.

Speaker 1 Again, I don't know. They got the blowhole.
I thought I saw

Speaker 6 that smart. Yeah, they got the blowhole.

Speaker 1 You sure about that? Yes.

Speaker 1 Did you get it in the boating class?

Speaker 1 I just imagine Hank doing the the boating class being like, where the fuck are the questions about the whale?

Speaker 6 What are some other very elementary boating questions to ask? Because I think we asked him the two most common ones. He didn't know either one.

Speaker 1 Why aren't they asking me what I'll do if I see a whale?

Speaker 8 Well, I was right about the right-of-way one. What got really?

Speaker 1 No, in the starboard one. No, you weren't.

Speaker 6 What about

Speaker 6 how do you, what kind of knot do you use to tie up your boat?

Speaker 1 What do you mean?

Speaker 6 I think that's a pretty easy question, right?

Speaker 6 When you dock your boat, what kind of knot do you tie?

Speaker 8 A regular, I don't know, I don't know the name of the knot.

Speaker 1 What is the golden rule? I can tie that. What is the golden rule of boating etiquette?

Speaker 8 I don't fucking know. Boat others the way you'd want to be treated.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you kind of did it. Do it, do to others as you would have them do to you, which that's not boating.
That's just a very common thing. Yeah, that's just life.

Speaker 1 Boaters just took that?

Speaker 6 The boaters' code.

Speaker 3 That was a mean question by PFT. There are many knots that you can tie to tie a boat.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay, I didn't know.

Speaker 1 I didn't take a boating class.

Speaker 2 You said that was a very easy question.

Speaker 1 How old

Speaker 1 do you have to be to be mandatory you have to wear a life jacket the whole time?

Speaker 8 Everyone has to wear a life jacket the whole time.

Speaker 1 That's just not true.

Speaker 1 13. Yes.

Speaker 1 Got it. 13 is right.

Speaker 8 That's sometimes a trick question. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, that's fair.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, 13-year-olds are required to wear a life jacket at all times while the boat is underway. What's faster, a mile per hour or or a knot?

Speaker 6 Like a nautical mile per hour per hour.

Speaker 1 What's rule nine in boating?

Speaker 8 If you're just floating away in the harbor, you don't have to use a flare gun.

Speaker 1 No, this is the problem. You missed rule nine.
Rule nine places the obligation on you, the small vessel operator, to avoid impeding the large vessels while operating in a deep

Speaker 1 draft channel or fairway. That's the small boat rule.
You've got to remember rule nine.

Speaker 8 Yeah, I mean, the boats that I'm dealing with are like I'm dealing with average-sized boats.

Speaker 6 Okay, true or false, an F-35 Lightning II can land on an aircraft carrier.

Speaker 1 True.

Speaker 6 Okay, you know boats.

Speaker 1 Okay, true or false, you should not shoot a flare off in the harbor. True.
Okay, yeah. You know boats.
You know boats. All right, nice.
Passed it.

Speaker 1 I feel like you're nervous that the boating police are going to listen to that.

Speaker 8 No, I mean, I've gone on the boat one time this whole summer. I'm probably not going to do it again because I've just never used it.

Speaker 6 What color are Coast Guard helicopters?

Speaker 1 Red and white.

Speaker 1 Aren't they orange?

Speaker 6 I have no idea. I feel like Coast Guard rocks orange sometimes.

Speaker 8 Hopefully, I'll never find out. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 Good point. Good point.
As long as you stay out of the harbor,

Speaker 1 you don't need the Coast Guard. Okay, PFT, your hot seat quality.

Speaker 6 My hot seat is Kevin Durant. Yeah.
Kevin Durant, because has he played yet? I don't think that he's played in any of the tune-up games.

Speaker 6 Steve Kerr has said that he's not not being sent home, that they need him, that he's going to be their closer at some point.

Speaker 6 Kind of weird that Kevin Durant hasn't played at all yet. Maybe he's unhappy.
Isn't that what we heard about Kevin Durant?

Speaker 1 Yeah, he could be.

Speaker 6 He's unhappy and he's looking to be traded. Mad at Nike.
Yeah, Mad at Nike, unhappy, and he'd like to be traded to France. Did you see Kevin Durong?

Speaker 1 I feel like USA team, especially nowadays, like it's just great controversy that happens. Did you see Drake? Did I see Drake shared like a go team with everyone except LeBron? Or did that make that?

Speaker 6 LeBron's the oldest guy on the team, so that makes it.

Speaker 1 No, because it was

Speaker 1 not that. I guess there was a clip where they were playing Not Like Us, and LeBron was like, Steph was like, this song again, this is the only song in the world.
I've heard it a million times.

Speaker 1 LeBron's like, I could play it a million more. Like, this song fucking rocks.
Love that. So I just saw the beef.
I was like, oh, maybe that's real.

Speaker 6 Yeah, Drake can't do anything this summer. No.

Speaker 1 He has worst summer by far.

Speaker 6 You can't leave the house if you're Drake. Yeah.
Not because you have to notify your neighbors. But I think that maybe Steve Curry just forgot that Kevin Durant's on the team.

Speaker 1 Yeah, probably.

Speaker 6 It's like Home Alone, you get to France. Kevin.

Speaker 1 Kevin, Hank, is that crazy that you, like,

Speaker 1 we can say with a matter of fact

Speaker 1 that you had a far, far better summer than Drake.

Speaker 1 It is crazy. That's not.

Speaker 1 Like, it's not even up for debate. You dominated this summer compared to Drake.

Speaker 6 It's not over yet either. Congratulations.

Speaker 1 You got more winning to do.

Speaker 6 My cool throne is True Love. True Love is on the Cool Throne because you guys remember our good friend Pole Assassin, the dancer from Texas? Yes.
And her husband.

Speaker 1 The monkey. Or

Speaker 6 her boyfriend at the time, Jeff Banks, the special team coach on the University of Texas. And Pole Assassin, spelled P-O-L-E.
She's an exotic dancer. Her monkey, Gia,

Speaker 6 allegedly bit a small trick-or-treater at Halloween a couple years ago. Pole Assassin immediately clarified, said that it was clearly labeled, Do Not Pet My Pet Monkey.

Speaker 6 Yeah, when you come into our Halloween funhouse. Yep.
There's a big controversy about that. They just got married.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 6 So Jeff Banks and Pole Assassin. I don't know if G is still with us,

Speaker 6 but they're married.

Speaker 6 They found love. Steve Sarkeesian, a bunch of other coaches were at the wedding showing support for the team.
I love that. I love it when a good story gets tied up.
Yeah, that's beautiful.

Speaker 6 Because for a while, it seemed like we didn't know what was going to happen. There's lawsuits.
There's people getting arrested. Seemed chaotic.
Well, they settled down. They got married.
True love.

Speaker 6 Pole assassin found love.

Speaker 6 So shout out to her. That's beautiful.
It's beautiful.

Speaker 6 I like having a good story every now and again.

Speaker 10 That's beautiful.

Speaker 1 Okay, my hot seats.

Speaker 1 I have two. Well, first one is Tariq Skubel, who is the presumptive Cy Young favorite for the Detroit Tigers, is possibly going to get traded.

Speaker 1 And it's more a hot seat for me because I think we've told this story. Maybe we haven't.

Speaker 1 When we went to Detroit for the draft, an AWO came up to me, handed me an envelope, and he's like, don't open this until I walk away. And in that envelope, it just said, Treek Skubel,

Speaker 1 Cy Young, plus 400. And I bet it right then and there.
So I have plus 400. I think he's like minus 125 now.
But he might get traded to the Dodgers. Okay.
So that's a problem.

Speaker 6 Yep, that's a big problem.

Speaker 1 If he gets traded to the Orioles, I'm good. If he gets straight to the Dodgers, I'm fucked.

Speaker 6 You don't want him in the National League.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, there's players who have won Cy Young while getting traded. Suckliff did it.
Did Cliff Lee do it? I'm pretty sure he did when he went from the Indians to the Phillies.

Speaker 1 I think Cece might have as well.

Speaker 6 Did Johan Santana, or am I making that up?

Speaker 1 I don't think so, maybe, though. So it can be done, but you'd have to be incredible, and you also probably have to get traded a little earlier.

Speaker 1 So I might be in trouble if he gets traded to the Dodgers. I hope he goes to the Orioles.

Speaker 6 But

Speaker 6 I feel like the voters... at least recently have become more tuned into they don't take into account wins and losses nearly as much as they used to yeah but you have to

Speaker 6 ERA. So if you have like one less start, that might not be the worst thing of the world.

Speaker 1 He'd have to be insanely, insanely good. I'm looking it up right now.
I'm pretty sure it was.

Speaker 3 Yep, Cliffley and Cece both did it.

Speaker 1 What was Cece?

Speaker 1 Was it the same year? No.

Speaker 3 08, back-to-back years. 08 and 09.
08 and 09, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so Cece, I remember, so I'm looking at Ray. Cliffley was a beast.
Cece was insane because remember he was pitching on three days' rest down that stretch for the Brewers.

Speaker 1 Cece went to the Brewers and he had, he was 11-2 with a 1-6-5 ERA in 17 games started. That's pretty hard to do.
Yeah. What was Cliff Lee the year that he did it?

Speaker 1 Because they do only vote for what you do in that league. Cliff Lee, I'm looking at it right now.

Speaker 8 Got to be Indians Phillies, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, it was Indians Phillies. But Cliff Lee was

Speaker 1 7-4.

Speaker 1 Wait.

Speaker 6 So, wait, the voting is

Speaker 1 3-3-9 ERA. Was there no one else in that?

Speaker 1 Oh, no, did he win the Cy Young? I don't think he won the winner. No, no, no, no, no.
No, he won the Cy Young in 08. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So it was just Cece, I think.

Speaker 6 So when you get traded to the other league, they only base their voting on what you did in your new league. They completely discard anything you did in the AL if you go to the NL?

Speaker 1 Also, I made this up because Cece didn't.

Speaker 3 Okay. This was bad information by this Reddit post that I guess we both looked at.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I just Googled it. Yeah.

Speaker 6 But you know what I'm saying, saying, Big Cat? Is that the rule?

Speaker 1 Yeah, if you have,

Speaker 6 let's say it again. Like, if you get traded at the deadline and you have a monster first two-thirds of the season or whatever,

Speaker 6 and let's say you're, I don't know, 10-1 with a 1.2 ERA, then you get traded, and then after that trade deadline, then you go, I don't know, 6-4,

Speaker 6 and you have a 3.1 ERA, they won't give you the award, even though you average out to somewhere like, I I don't know, in the twos ERA.

Speaker 1 No, I think, so Sutcliffe did do it. I was right about that.
He had, he was four and five for the Indians in 1984, and they got traded to the Cubs, and he was 16-1, and he won the NL Cy Young.

Speaker 6 Right, because

Speaker 6 he was so good for the Cubs. But did they throw out

Speaker 1 really good beforehand? Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 6 That probably rocked back in the day if you got traded as a pitcher to the National League. Yeah.
It's like one free out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the, I don't know. Either way, my other hot seat was Joe Biden because he might be dead.
And then my cool throne is,

Speaker 1 what?

Speaker 3 I think he was seen today.

Speaker 1 Oh, he was? Yeah, he was seen coming up. Oh, he's not dead.

Speaker 6 That's always good. All right, great.
It's always good when you're talking about your president and you're like, don't worry, he's been seen.

Speaker 1 We saw him. Someone saw him.

Speaker 9 Great.

Speaker 6 Okay. What about Jimmy Carter?

Speaker 1 That one... I mean, he doesn't wake up for full days, so who knows?

Speaker 1 My cool throne is the Wisconsin Badgers because they're finally serving beer at Camp Randall. I took a very long time, but we're there.

Speaker 6 That must have been the only place in the state of Wisconsin where you couldn't buy a beer.

Speaker 1 It's crazy. I think they probably just did it because they're like, it's going to get too drunk.

Speaker 1 But yeah, it's good that finally they're serving beer. I think they were doing it in like some of the VIP areas, but now everyone gets to drink beer.
I like that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Huey.

Speaker 1 So I'm going to start with my cool throne. It'll lead into my hot throne.

Speaker 1 Oh, hot throne. Okay.
So, well, hot seat, you know.

Speaker 1 So you're starting with your cool throne. Cool throne, or it's going to get hot.
It's going to get hot. This is never done.

Speaker 1 We're flipping it reverse. It's never been done.
Cool seat. Cool throne.

Speaker 1 The WNBA.

Speaker 1 Okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 With the best ratings of the all-star game of all time.

Speaker 1 The best ratings ever was $1.4 million. This top $3.4 million.
Wow. Last year was under $900,000.
So just colossal upgrade over last year's performance and numbers. I wonder who that could be from.

Speaker 1 Might be you. Maybe.

Speaker 1 Talking about it on this show. Caitlin, Angel,

Speaker 1 Huey.

Speaker 1 Print the shirt. Print the shirt.

Speaker 1 But my hot seat, coincidentally, the WNBA. Oh, okay.

Speaker 6 That would have also led into the other way around.

Speaker 1 You could have done that.

Speaker 1 I guess you're right.

Speaker 12 They won't be playing basketball for four weeks.

Speaker 12 So imagine if the 1988 dunk contest, it was incredible, and then the NBA just didn't happen for four weeks. That's all the momentum they've gained, just nothing's going to happen.

Speaker 12 And Team USA is not even the best team of women in the USA.

Speaker 1 Right. As we saw this past weekend.
So just a colossal mess up from them, but I guess nothing we can do. That's the part that sucks that they didn't think about.

Speaker 1 Like if Caitlin Clark was on Team USA, it wouldn't be four weeks off, it would be team USA. Yeah, now it feels like you're just kind of watching something else.
Damn, that's tough.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Caitlin Clark should just live stream herself playing basketball at the same time the team just shooting threes, yeah. Just take all of the all of the viewers.
All right, good job, Huey.

Speaker 1 Um, let's do some Mount Rushmore.

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Speaker 1 Terms apply.

Speaker 1 Okay, Mount Rushmore. What is Hank?

Speaker 1 I blew it. I blew it.
People did not like the Patrick Mahomes pick. I blew it.

Speaker 6 And you finished in second to last place again.

Speaker 1 I fucking blew it. Hot sky.
You keep blowing it. I keep blowing it.
So you're not, you're climbing back out of the hole.

Speaker 8 Yeah, it's a long season. Just got to keep my head down, focus.

Speaker 1 I just fucking blew it.

Speaker 6 So Big Cat unfortunately keeps blowing it, which is really tough because he's not trying to blow it. But have you thought that maybe he's trying to blow it? No.

Speaker 1 I don't think he would do that. No, I would never do that.
We also.

Speaker 1 Did you hear what they came up with? Hank and Max came up with as a punishment for Mount Rush?

Speaker 3 No, this was memes. This was memes.
Memes.

Speaker 1 Sorry, memes.

Speaker 1 We don't have to do it, but we put it in the hat, or we could make it the thing.

Speaker 6 I don't think I did hear memes.

Speaker 1 Okay, so here it is. And I do think that it's a perfect punishment.

Speaker 1 Maybe in the hat, or maybe we say this is just the punishment. Memes had an idea that the loser of Mount Rushmore

Speaker 1 has to

Speaker 1 win a national title in the new college football game on Heisman and can't stop till they do it. Okay.

Speaker 6 I don't hate that.

Speaker 1 It'd be a very good stream.

Speaker 3 The more you get to the end,

Speaker 1 the more pressure becomes.

Speaker 3 And then as soon as you lose, it's like

Speaker 1 you got to start over.

Speaker 6 You can do any school.

Speaker 1 Any school. We said we were going to all pick a school, a big school, and put it in a hat, and then you had to pick out of the hat.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And we were going to say offense only because it would take so long if we did offense and defense.

Speaker 3 I think if it's offense only, then... You'll never win one with defense.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and also offense only makes it so we've done the math. It's about four and a half hours, five hours for one single season.

Speaker 1 So if you do doing offense only, so if you do offensive only, you should be able to have like five or six cracks at it in a 24-hour stream. Okay.
Yeah. I'm in one thing.
I'm in.

Speaker 1 I think it'd be pretty fun. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think it'd be pretty fun, and it would definitely do big-time numbers.

Speaker 8 I've got to get a coaching staff like you and have 12 people giving me plays on.

Speaker 1 Well, that sounds like you're coming at me a little bit.

Speaker 8 No,

Speaker 8 it's a great punishment for you.

Speaker 1 What do you mean? I'm bad at the game, and I played all-American. You guys have more chance to play the game than I do.

Speaker 6 Hank, aren't you on his coaching staff?

Speaker 8 No, I got fired. You got fired.

Speaker 1 He's laughing at me. Hank, you realize that you have so much more free time to get good at this game than I do?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I like it. Let's do it.
Like, you have an infinite amount of free time.

Speaker 1 The only time I play is when I'm streaming. I'm never going to get good at this game.

Speaker 1 Let's do it.

Speaker 6 Hank doesn't have that much free time.

Speaker 1 Golf. Vacation.

Speaker 1 We could put it in our hat of other punishments. Memes came up with it.
I just. I'm down for that.

Speaker 3 I think it's the best one.

Speaker 1 I do think it's the best one for the viewers. Yes.
For the viewers. I agree with her.
For the viewers, it's the best one.

Speaker 8 Because also, I always like the streams where you just have to sleep on stream.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 8 Should it's the fan like you're saying?

Speaker 1 Do you want me to do... Do you want if I lose Mount Rushburst season, I have to do it in Madden? Because I'm not playing Madden? No.
Is it unfair advantage? I don't know.

Speaker 3 It has to be college football.

Speaker 1 I think you guys have as much time to play.

Speaker 2 You have more time to play.

Speaker 8 Yeah, I'll get grounded.

Speaker 1 There we go.

Speaker 1 Come out of the golf time.

Speaker 3 There's a part of me that thinks you should have to go undefeated, too.

Speaker 1 No, whoa.

Speaker 6 No, national team.

Speaker 8 So you just restart the season.

Speaker 1 You know how hard Heisman is? Heisman's very hard. All-American is giving, I can't win games.

Speaker 6 It's insane how hard Heisman is.

Speaker 1 I might, this might, I may never get out of this.

Speaker 1 May never. Okay, I'm down for the punishment.

Speaker 6 Let's do it. I think it will be an extreme for the people.

Speaker 1 Okay, so we're doing the Mount Rushmore of breakfast food.

Speaker 1 Who's going first?

Speaker 6 I believe I'm up first.

Speaker 1 Okay. I need a good Mount Rushmore.
I sucked. Patrick Mahomes was a cheeky pick that people were very upset, which is good because Mount Rushmore people should get people feeling something.

Speaker 1 I have a good one. But I fucked up.

Speaker 3 This is going to get confusing. Okay.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 I think I know what your question is. I think that there should be.
I don't think you can.

Speaker 1 I think you can pick different variations.

Speaker 6 There's going to be different eggs. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's what you're going to do. You can't just pick eggs.

Speaker 6 There will be eggs. Yes.

Speaker 1 Yes. There can be variations of those.
Yeah. Yes.
Yep. They just have to be specifically different.

Speaker 6 Okay, so I'm up first. Yes.

Speaker 6 I'm going to go

Speaker 1 waffles.

Speaker 6 Love waffles.

Speaker 6 Superior to pancakes in every way.

Speaker 6 Anyone complain?

Speaker 1 I used to be pancakes, but I think I'm.

Speaker 2 You can't really complain because there's so many more picks still on the board.

Speaker 3 No, no. You just give your opinion.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 It gives up picks.

Speaker 6 That's fair.

Speaker 1 All I'll say about waffles is I do think waffles have a

Speaker 1 significantly higher ceiling, but I think a bad waffle.

Speaker 10 Pancakes are hard to fuck.

Speaker 6 A bad waffle is really bad.

Speaker 1 I agree with that, but it's a little more volatile, but the ceiling is way higher.

Speaker 6 But it's rare that you get a bad waffle.

Speaker 1 Very rare.

Speaker 6 I've had maybe three instances in my life where I'm like, this is a bad waffle. Waffle is versatile.
You can go sweet. You can do the whipped cream.
You can do chocolate on there.

Speaker 6 You can do strawberries. Or you can go savory, put some chicken on there, even a little bit of hot sauce, maybe some syrup or honey on there.
Waffle is very versatile. I love a waffle.
Agreed.

Speaker 6 The nooks and crannies make it.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 This is gonna be a tough draft.

Speaker 1 All right. I think this is going to be

Speaker 1 the second time

Speaker 1 I take this this summer.

Speaker 1 But I'll do a bacon, egg, and cheese.

Speaker 10 Okay. Easy.
Good pick. It's breakfast.

Speaker 1 I know that it's not a sit-down breakfast, but I mean, we're doing all breakfast. Bacon, egg, and cheese.

Speaker 8 Yeah, I would have thought that was the no-brainer 1-1.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Shut the fuck up, Hank.
It is the go-to. I don't really know when you can have a bad one.
Bacon, egg, and cheese. I'm going to have to throw this later.

Speaker 8 I'm going to go

Speaker 8 similar. Sausage, egg, and cheese.

Speaker 1 Mm-hmm. Okay.

Speaker 6 That's kind of a cuck move, like taking the same thing, but you know that it's not as good.

Speaker 1 Agreed. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But we're not getting contentious today.

Speaker 6 Wait, are you saying that foreplay is better than sex, Hank? Is that what that was an allusion to?

Speaker 1 No. No.
Okay. What are you talking about? All right.

Speaker 6 It seems like you're being spicy with that.

Speaker 1 i just said i i can't agree with your points now okay gun to your head would you take bacon egg and cheese or sausage egg and cheese sausage really yeah i would take sausage too interesting i love

Speaker 1 um i'm gonna go i love bacon i do oh

Speaker 1 i'm gonna go pancakes okay pancakes for the table yep pancakes pancake house in chicago greatest pancakes i've ever had yeah like that's the thing it's a fluffy pancake that's just oh i'll tell you what when we had

Speaker 6 when we had to eat all those pancakes on the live stream those were good i didn't even mind it yeah i

Speaker 1 crushed those pancakes blueberry pancakes are i love blueberry pancakes i like blueberry i don't really like chocolate chip pancakes i think they're a little too much but that's i agree with you yeah i actually this is going to be the one time we don't sound like the fattest people here i think the chocolate chip pancakes are too much i like the sweetness to come from the syrup i needed to come from the chocolate i like i like having one chocolate chip pancake homemade chocolate chip pancakes are actually better than the ones they make in restaurants because they do too many chocolate chips chips.

Speaker 1 Yes. Yeah.
Yes.

Speaker 6 What about banana pancakes?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 8 I like bananas on top. I don't like them in.

Speaker 1 Strawberries on top of my waffles.

Speaker 6 Always good. Whipped cream.
And breakfast is so good. It's the best.
It's great.

Speaker 1 It's the best.

Speaker 3 Now I will go a breakfast burrito.

Speaker 6 That's a strong one, too.

Speaker 1 Good pick, good pick, good pick.

Speaker 8 French toast.

Speaker 1 Mm. Okay.

Speaker 6 Now, what do you think about these places that get real cute with it? That put like edible flowers and shit on there.

Speaker 8 I think that's a lot of places. Like, I think a lot of restaurant breakfast places try and over-complicate pancakes, waffles, French toast.
Like, you don't need that much shit on top.

Speaker 8 Maybe some fresh fruit.

Speaker 6 They make it palatable for Instagram. Yeah.
It's like, look at this flour on my French toast.

Speaker 8 Like, I don't need the whipped cream. I don't need the flowers.
I don't need, I just maybe

Speaker 8 fruit, bananas, maybe some bacon on the side. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Agreed.

Speaker 1 A little powdered sugar.

Speaker 1 When we go,

Speaker 1 I get a question. Okay.
I don't want to make it a thing.

Speaker 1 Like, can I do a specific order, or does it have to be just one by?

Speaker 6 I want to take steak and eggs.

Speaker 3 I think that's fine.

Speaker 3 That's like a known breakfast meal.

Speaker 6 That's a close one.

Speaker 1 You tell me.

Speaker 8 There's an end.

Speaker 1 Okay, then I won't. I'm being very.
I want to be as I want to be very.

Speaker 6 I'm trying to be fair, too.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm being.

Speaker 1 I want to be fair.

Speaker 1 I want to be fair.

Speaker 1 Okay. I want to be as fair as fair as possible.

Speaker 1 Steak and eggs doesn't count. You know what? That's fine.
Well. No, that's fine.
I have no problem with not doing steak and eggs.

Speaker 1 I just wanted to, because it is like, you know, that's a breakfast thing.

Speaker 6 I actually, I'm coming around on it because it's an order.

Speaker 1 Right. It's a breakfast.
It's an order. Yeah.

Speaker 3 You don't, you don't get steak for

Speaker 3 breakfast, but you do get steak and eggs. Right.

Speaker 1 Yes. Right.

Speaker 10 And there's other things that are that.

Speaker 1 Right. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Like, there's a, there's a thing, there's another thing out there that will have multiple things in it

Speaker 10 that can be picked that I think has to be picked.

Speaker 1 Yes. Okay, so are we allowing it? Hank was the only one who doesn't want that.
I think it's fine.

Speaker 8 I never, I literally never said that.

Speaker 1 I'm going to throw it in the fourth.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 You weren't throwing it. What? No, I'm not.

Speaker 6 He's not going to throw it. But you just said you were going to.

Speaker 1 That was, they're cutting that. Got it.

Speaker 6 He's going to to throw in the fourth. Like Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 6 I am going to take.

Speaker 1 I really do. That was a bad pick by me, but I do think that we glossed over the fact that Hank didn't realize that humans are animals.

Speaker 6 Yeah, that's very true. Also.

Speaker 1 That part was it was a bad pick. A hand up, bad pick, got a little cute.
Hank did not know humans were animals.

Speaker 6 Yeah, also Mount Rushmore season, there used to be a ton of cute picks. Yeah.

Speaker 1 If you go back. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We've whittled it down. Yeah.

Speaker 6 So one cute pick stands out.

Speaker 1 I own it being a bad pick, but I think the the shock that Hank had, I think there was probably some listeners too that didn't realize humans are animals. You didn't know that?

Speaker 1 No. Okay.

Speaker 1 I'm impressed that you're live.

Speaker 1 Same. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Good job.

Speaker 1 Maybe not. I just had to get it off my chest.
Again, bad pick. I own it, but yeah.

Speaker 1 Humans are animals. Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 6 Next up, I'm going to go

Speaker 6 breakfast tacos.

Speaker 6 I think breakfast tacos are better than breakfast burritos. Wow.

Speaker 6 Breakfast tacos are elite. They're my favorite.
You can grab two of them. You grab three.

Speaker 1 If you're hungry, grab four. I respond.

Speaker 3 In Austin, you are correct. Yep.
But the rest of the country, breakfast burrito is always better than a breakfast taco.

Speaker 6 I don't know the rest of the country.

Speaker 3 Where have you had a good breakfast taco outside of Austin?

Speaker 6 I had a good breakfast taco here.

Speaker 6 Really good breakfast taco.

Speaker 3 How many places have you had a good breakfast burrito?

Speaker 1 Everywhere.

Speaker 6 I also had a good breakfast burrito yesterday.

Speaker 1 Literally yesterday morning. Yeah.
I had a great burrito.

Speaker 3 Breakfast tacos are good, but

Speaker 3 they're a treat for certain parts of the country.

Speaker 1 I like both. The only thing I'll say that sways me towards burrito is that as a spill guy, I like to not start my day off with a spill.

Speaker 6 So what I like about the breakfast taco is you can meter out your

Speaker 6 dipping sauce or your salsa more accurately on a breakfast taco than you can a burrito where you have to go like sauce, bite, sauce, bite.

Speaker 3 Oh, I like the sauce, bite, though.

Speaker 1 Yeah, or you got a fresh sauce sauce.

Speaker 3 You get a fresh bit of sauce in every bite.

Speaker 6 What fresh sauce makes a difference?

Speaker 3 No, because sometimes if you let it sit for a little bit, it'll get a little soggy.

Speaker 6 Not if you eat a breakfast taco and it's like three bites.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah. I mean, I like breakfast tacos.
I'm not, I'm not both of them.

Speaker 3 You're the one who's coming at my pick.

Speaker 1 I said I liked your. It's a big rivalry.
Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 There has not been a pick that I wouldn't eat. Yeah,

Speaker 1 that's really what it comes down to.

Speaker 6 It's a strong draft.

Speaker 1 It's all things we want.

Speaker 6 Okay, next up, I'm going to go

Speaker 1 with

Speaker 6 hash browns.

Speaker 6 Hash browns are so good. Good pick.
When they're crispy,

Speaker 6 thin. Waffle house hash browns.
Can I specify waffle house hash browns?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Waffle house hash browns.

Speaker 6 Smothered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered.

Speaker 1 Okay. As your whole meal?

Speaker 6 Yeah, they make actually big hash browns. You You can load them up with meat and stuff, too.

Speaker 6 And Hank, these are breakfast foods. It's not breakfast meal.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I

Speaker 1 category.

Speaker 6 It's FYI.

Speaker 1 I was hoping it would stick to me. It would stay to me.
And I know people would be like, well, you can't really have a whole meal like that. But donuts.

Speaker 1 Donuts are breakfast food. And they're delicious.
And I love them. And I love Donut Day every Saturday.

Speaker 1 Nothing?

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 6 it's a good pick. Oh, whoa.

Speaker 1 Max has got his fingers crossed.

Speaker 1 What was that?

Speaker 6 He's hoping the next one gets to him.

Speaker 1 Is that what I was, Max? Talk. We're on a podcast.

Speaker 6 It's fine. He's nervous.

Speaker 1 Are you hoping something gets to you?

Speaker 3 I am hoping something gets to you.

Speaker 1 Do you think donuts are a bad pick?

Speaker 3 Donuts is a great pick.

Speaker 8 Is omelette what you were worried about?

Speaker 8 Did you take omelet? I'm taking omelette.

Speaker 3 Love that you took omelette.

Speaker 1 Bagel and cream cheese going this way.

Speaker 1 So far.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 6 I thought you were going to take meatballs.

Speaker 1 Bagel.

Speaker 1 Omelet's a good pick.

Speaker 1 Omelet was what I was talking about. Omelette, you obviously have a bunch of stuff in it.

Speaker 1 That's what makes an omelette an omelette. That was kind of what I was saying with the statement.
Yeah, omelette omelette. If we're going to get to something that

Speaker 1 bagel and cream cheese, good pick.

Speaker 3 Bagel and cream cheese is just like a standard,

Speaker 3 such a great way to start your morning. Not too much.

Speaker 8 I'm just so

Speaker 8 outmanned in these food dresses.

Speaker 3 And my.

Speaker 1 Well, shout out, Pepsi.

Speaker 1 Hey, the sponsor of of the food drink.

Speaker 6 This isn't super difficult, though. It's breakfast food.

Speaker 10 Everyone loves breakfast.

Speaker 8 I know, but I eat just to fill my stomach. These guys eat for passion and love.

Speaker 1 I was going to say, Max, would it be offensive if I took my last pick as a backup bagel?

Speaker 1 Because I would like a backup bagel. A backup bagel is great.
Dude, I did a backup bagel

Speaker 1 at home the other day, like on a Sunday. I literally just had a bagel and then went back and just got a half.

Speaker 8 It was like, great.

Speaker 1 It's a good one. It's fucking awesome.
It's a good ratio.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 3 It's my last one now, and I'll finish with Eggs Benedict.

Speaker 6 Yep, I had that on my list.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 6 That's another dish that sometimes gets cute with it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but like

Speaker 1 I said, Eggs Benedict is.

Speaker 3 For me, that's like a treat. Like, if I'm going to a brunch and they have, like, they're known for their eggs Benedict, it always tastes good.

Speaker 6 How do you get your eggs?

Speaker 3 Aren't they just poached eggs? Yeah, poached eggs.

Speaker 3 Oh, on eggs Benedict. Oh, you mean in general? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I thought you were asking on an egg Benedict.

Speaker 6 On eggs, beneath, they're usually poached, but you can like specify.

Speaker 1 How do you guys get your eggs

Speaker 1 like normal? If you say two eggs side of bacon,

Speaker 1 scrambies raw. Really? I go over easy.
Yeah, overeasy, fried.

Speaker 6 Oveasy with like a set of toast. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's the difference between men and boys.

Speaker 1 Right there.

Speaker 11 I don't like overeat.

Speaker 1 You know, you do little scrambled eggs. Yeah, I like scrambled eggs.
Scrambled eggs are good. Yeah,

Speaker 6 scrambies.

Speaker 1 Come sit next to my kids. I'll have some scrambled eggs while I eat a fucking over-easy egg like a man.

Speaker 3 You probably just don't know how to make good scrambled eggs.

Speaker 1 Even though that wasn't even the question. As you were saying, you realize how stupid it was.

Speaker 1 It's literally the easiest thing in the world to make.

Speaker 3 No, no, no, no, no. I mean,

Speaker 3 there's good scrambled eggs and there's bad scrambled eggs.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 6 It's like Hotel Continental Breakfast. Yeah, but that's because

Speaker 3 once I learned the Gordon Ramsey method of making scrambled eggs, it could be a little bit more.

Speaker 6 What's Gordon Ramsey? You just call everyone in the room a cunt.

Speaker 3 No,

Speaker 3 you got to

Speaker 3 constantly stir it.

Speaker 1 constantly stir it yeah you go you add a little milk you stir it on no no no milk oh i add a little butter i add a little milk and cheese yeah yeah you can add

Speaker 6 so you do um it's like 15 seconds on the heat then take it off 15 seconds while you're stirring off the heat right and then back on the heat go back and forth if i add a little milk they they make it make it a little fluffier yeah i don't like the milk it's good you should try it you don't even notice it you stir it in yeah

Speaker 1 okay hank last pick

Speaker 1 you're You're not happy with your draft.

Speaker 10 What do you have so far?

Speaker 6 He's got omelette, sausage, egg, and cheese. Yep.

Speaker 8 Omelette. Yep.

Speaker 1 French toast. French toast.
Yeah, that's a good thing. You have a good

Speaker 1 job.

Speaker 1 I'll play it safe.

Speaker 6 You know what I think the matter is here? You're not getting the votes because you're down. You're not confident in your motivation.

Speaker 8 I don't care about the votes. No, I just, I can, when I hear these guys talk about food, I realize how outmatched I am.

Speaker 8 It's like you go and, you know, you're a good D2 team, and then you go play a D1 team, and you're like, oh, these guys are just picking up the fish. We have D fights.

Speaker 1 I love talking about food. Yeah.
You just had tacos and burritos.

Speaker 1 I'll go bacon.

Speaker 4 Okay. Good pick.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Classic. I don't know if this is going to fuck me or not, but it feels like just an enormous omission because when you think of breakfast, you think of like what everyone's going to be doing.

Speaker 1 I know exactly what you're just going to say. Cereal.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 Cereal, yeah.

Speaker 1 I eat cereal every day.

Speaker 6 So I thought about cereal. It's a great breakfast food.
It's breakfast soup.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I know what this draft is. Like, we're obviously talking about going to a diner, but like, when I think breakfast, cereal is what comes to mind.

Speaker 8 Cereal is better at night than in the morning. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I eat a shitload of cereal. Yeah, it's a very hot day.
I eat a lot of cereal.

Speaker 1 It's just, it's old, it's steady and reliable.

Speaker 6 Yeah, so there have been many mornings where I've got the time. I can sit down and make myself a nice egg over easy.
I could even poach it, do like a little side of hash browns or whatever.

Speaker 6 And I look at the honey nut Cheerios in my cabinet. Yeah.
and I'm just like, honey nut Cheerios really can't be topped.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I feel like because when I was writing out the list, I was like, wait, is cereal? Yeah, cereal's a breakfast food. What the fuck?

Speaker 6 You might have fucked yourself by accident, though. Because, like, how cereal shows up on the graphic.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I mean, I, it just is the most consistent breakfast food, but yeah, I might have fucked myself.
And then Hank would be, yeah, that'd suck.

Speaker 1 You guys, what the cereal I've been rocking recently, if you can find it's not at every single store, peanut butter checks. Oh, okay.
Incredible. I love checks.
And peanut butter. And peanut butter.

Speaker 1 And it's so good, PFT. It's fucking.
You can't, you know, it's good because it's not at every store.

Speaker 1 And then when you see it, you'll be like all sold out. When I see a peanut butter checks at a store, usually Target has it.
I'll buy like five boxes.

Speaker 6 Yeah, and you know, cereal is good when there's types of cereals that your parents won't let you have. Yeah.
Because they're too good. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 6 All right, my last one. This is my maybe my favorite item that you can purchase at a fast food restaurant in the entire world.
Oh.

Speaker 6 The Taco Bell breakfast crunch wrap.

Speaker 6 It is so fucking good. See, Hank, you could have picked it up.
It is so good.

Speaker 1 I'm going to order one tomorrow. So good.

Speaker 6 It's elite. It's got eggs.
You can get sausage in there, cheese, some sort of weird sauce that they don't tell you about. And then it's got hash browns inside, and it's in the crunch wrap.
Good pick.

Speaker 1 Very good pick. Very good pick.
All right, what did we miss?

Speaker 8 I was going to do beer until I.

Speaker 1 That would have been like Mahomes. You would have gotten killed for it.
Yeah. I should have done beer.
Can I switch my last one to beer?

Speaker 2 Cereal. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 You ever have burial?

Speaker 1 Oh, that always sounded so gross.

Speaker 10 I have a lot of.

Speaker 6 It sounds cooler to say, like, I had burial.

Speaker 8 Yeah. Brown cinnamon sugar Pop-Tarts.

Speaker 1 Yep. I had Pop-Tarts on there.
Sausage gravy.

Speaker 10 Yep.

Speaker 3 That was what I was thinking of when you said I was thinking biscuits and gravy.

Speaker 1 Biscuits and gravies.

Speaker 3 Biscuits and gravy. That's why I was like, if you do steak and eggs, you got to be able to do biscuits and gravies.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes. Biscuits and gravy.
Cinnamon rolls, sticky buns, banana bread, zucchini bread.

Speaker 8 Legriddle.

Speaker 10 PFT.

Speaker 3 Honestly, one of my favorite breakfasts is when we had in Austin the Migus.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Migus.

Speaker 1 It's a very.

Speaker 1 Well, it's not a taco.

Speaker 6 Well, it comes with side tortillas, and you scoop the Migus into the.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait, I might be thinking.

Speaker 3 What are the ones where they're like the chips and you put the eggs?

Speaker 3 That was unbelievable. Those were so good.
I haven't had it since, but I've been thinking about it.

Speaker 6 A little free tip to people out there. You're making your own migus at home.
You just make eggs, and then you crumble up. First, you put cheese on top after it's done cooking.

Speaker 6 Then you crumble up some flaming hot, cool ranch Doritos on top, and then you're in heaven.

Speaker 1 And then thank me later.

Speaker 6 Chiliquilis.

Speaker 1 Have you guys ever had this? Yes, delicious.

Speaker 6 Chiliquilis. Basically, breakfast nachos.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think that's. I like home fries sometimes more than ash browns.

Speaker 6 What's the difference?

Speaker 1 It's like the potatoes are not, they're like chunks of potatoes.

Speaker 6 Oh, no, no, thanks. Yeah, hash fashion.

Speaker 1 With a little,

Speaker 1 it's like, if it's cooked correctly, it's like there's some onions and peppers, and it's like kind of cooked crisply. I go to this one place.

Speaker 1 I don't want to say the location because I don't want to blow up the spot because it's that good. But the home fries are per, the potatoes are cooked perfectly.

Speaker 6 What about just breakfast sausage in general? Yeah. I love breakfast sausage.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 What else? Yeah, banana bread was a big. Oh, muffins too.
Blueberry muffin.

Speaker 6 Muffins are good. How do we feel about parfaits?

Speaker 1 I like parfaits. Love a parfait.
I feel like I'm in the minority. I don't know.
I feel like people just look down at yogurt. Yeah.

Speaker 8 Yeah, like I like oatmeals, bananas, and strawberries, but I don't think that's a sexy pasta. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I love a good parfait with, but you need the, there's nothing worse than a parfait when you run out of granola. I need the right ratio.

Speaker 6 Because the granola makes it look like it's super healthy.

Speaker 1 And also the granola, like you get that crunch. You're not just eating, like, just eating yogurt is very, it's kind of, leh.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 but with the parfait and the and some fruit parfait is good it's refreshing very refreshing very light good summertime yeah body took a shower

Speaker 6 how do we feel about um like european breakfasts oh with the beans beans

Speaker 6 on toast yeah we won award for that british people here's the most fucked up thing about great britain besides the fact that they eat beans on toast um

Speaker 6 they also make blood pudding for breakfast so if you have a traditional english english breakfast it's this red red disc that comes out and it's just filled with guts. Yeah.

Speaker 6 And they let it congeal into almost like a loaf.

Speaker 1 A loaf of blood for it. The black pudding?

Speaker 3 It's fine.

Speaker 3 I have a trust tree thing that I know that is gross to most people that I have

Speaker 3 a couple times a week, and that's like cottage cheese and blueberries for breakfast.

Speaker 1 I have forgotten

Speaker 1 that.

Speaker 3 I know that, like, I love it. I've been having it since I was a kid, and it's kind of gotten like a viral thing on like TikTok recently because

Speaker 3 it's very high in protein cottage cheese.

Speaker 3 But I love it. I'll just do like a bowl of cottage cheese and blueberries.

Speaker 6 I love everything about cottage cheese except for how it tastes.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 6 And I trust people, like a lot of people like Max, that I trust their food opinions. They love cottage cheese.
It's like Radiohead for me. I respect everything about Radiohead.

Speaker 6 People that I know that have good taste in music really enjoy Radiohead, just can't listen to it. I love Radiohead.
I respect that. I respect your love of Radiohead.

Speaker 1 Respect. I appreciate your respect.

Speaker 1 Okay, anything else we missed?

Speaker 3 Huey, you got any?

Speaker 1 Huey, anything?

Speaker 1 Go ahead.

Speaker 9 No.

Speaker 1 Okay. All right.
I had one cheeky pick that I've learned my lesson that the AWLs don't want me to do

Speaker 1 too crazy, but I think it's an elite breakfast. Cold slice of pizza.
So good. I think that would have played.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I'm gun shy now.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But cold slice of pizza,

Speaker 1 it's zero calorie. It tastes great.

Speaker 1 Just put a little hot sauce on it. Yeah.
It's great.

Speaker 1 I love having pizza for breakfast.

Speaker 6 It's very good. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's very, very good.

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Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest, guest, recurring guest. It is our chill week interviews presented by Chevy Silverado and Coors Light.
It's comedian Nate Bargazzi.

Speaker 1 One of the funniest guys in the world. Well, well,

Speaker 2 his mom likes me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, my mom is a massive fan.

Speaker 2 I always would say

Speaker 2 I'm a parents' comic parent.

Speaker 2 You've heard

Speaker 2 the phrase comics comic? Yeah. Like, I'm a comics' parents' comic.
Yeah. Like, because all the comedians, if they were like dirty, they would always tell, they'd be like, well, go watch Nate

Speaker 2 Because I would be clean. Yeah.
So, like, all the, yeah, I do well with parents.

Speaker 6 Yeah. Parents can be like, my, my son, he does this this exact same thing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got to start sending your clips to my mom.
Cause like, oh, yeah, dude.

Speaker 2 I'm going to go.

Speaker 1 I sent her some Shane Gillis. She's like, what's wrong with you? A lot.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 What's going on?

Speaker 1 So, all right. So

Speaker 1 the golf tournament. We're probably, we're going to run this next week or the week after.
So you have already played. Yeah.
Do you want to make a prediction on where you finish?

Speaker 2 I would say I'll be in the positives of

Speaker 2 the

Speaker 2 it's stableford yes scoring so I think I'll be positive I forget what I was I might have been positive six last time I think I can get to positive double digits

Speaker 2 how's the game looking because you golf a lot I do but I we just got done I did a like 200 city tour and so

Speaker 2 It was I so I haven't got to play a ton, but I've so for the last week or two weeks I've played pretty hard every day just to get ready for this. So it's

Speaker 2 it's okay. Yeah,

Speaker 2 but it's not, I'm not anything crazy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, the good news is out here, like if you have a bad shot, it's not like, oh, there's Nate Bargazzi, like NFL starting quarterback. Yes.
You get that, you get that, get a little leeway.

Speaker 2 As a comic, I think you do. I thought about that the other day.
I was thinking, because it's like, as a comic,

Speaker 2 you're just funny, so you can do something that's, I mean, really, and you embarrass your family. And then you're like, hey,

Speaker 2 he goes, hey, I'm a fun guy, though. And they're like, Yeah, that guy's a good guy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you should, you should have like a colored handkerchief that you put, like you shank a shot, and you're like, Haha, did I?

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 My dad's out with me. He's a magician, so I have him just walk with me.
And then if people get distracted, he's like, Oh, pick a car. He goes and talks to the crowd.

Speaker 1 Help you cheat. Like, just drop a golf ball at it and all comes out of nowhere.
Yeah, wait, is your dad caddying for you?

Speaker 2 No, my brother is.

Speaker 1 Okay, but he's out here. Because your dad is very, very funny.
He does a lot of your shows, and he's

Speaker 1 just the best. He is.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 You feel any pressure to be funny, though, on the golf course?

Speaker 6 Like, if you paired up with a random group, you don't have the expectation of an athlete, but it's like, well, Nate Bargat, he's going to crack us up all day.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 You were used to more

Speaker 2 when, because you would be booked as a comic, and

Speaker 2 no one would know you. Not saying that they all know me now, but it's, but earlier you get there, and I mean, these dudes are like, ugh.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 2 you're like, hey, I'm a comedian. And it's pretty hard to be funnier than those four guys guys that are best friends.
Right?

Speaker 9 So

Speaker 2 you kind of like learn. You're like, yeah, I can't top.
You guys have a history.

Speaker 2 Yeah. You don't know who I am.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 so it's hard to top it. And so you just learn to kind of tell stories or something.
You just try to talk about stuff.

Speaker 6 We were out yesterday. We were in a random forest with Kyle Yushuk.
He's a fullback in the NFL. But the other guys, they were close friends.

Speaker 6 And one guy, you could tell he spent this entire year reading like golf one-liners like semi-dirty one-liners to say after every type of missed shot possible and this guy was just ready to go locked and loaded with them and no stand-up comedian can compete with that you can't you know when someone's uh like you miss a putt and someone uh there's a guy says that reminds me of my first teacher my first grade teacher miss read

Speaker 2 and they're always funny and like even though you hear them a hundred times when you tap the ball off the tee that's the oldest and you go that's one yeah it's always really funny yeah like it's it does it does and so it's tough to top them yeah yeah like you could tell the funniest joke in the world and then like joe farts in frank's backswing and that's there's nothing gonna be yeah put that on an album and it's platinum that's why golf like videos are so big on social media you know y'all with foreplay and everything like it's uh

Speaker 2 It's so funny, dude.

Speaker 2 And golf is so specific that if you are into it and get it, it's so hard of a thing that it is.

Speaker 2 The ball can, you know, I remember being at a driving range with my buddy a long time ago, and he is a driver, and he swings, and it just goes straight sideways and just hits the people.

Speaker 1 It's almost like something that's like, well, that's not even possible to do, but golf is so beautiful.

Speaker 2 You're like, you can hit a ball completely sideways, maybe backwards.

Speaker 6 The infinite amounts of ways to screw up on the golf course. Oh, yeah.
And the videos that we've been seeing a lot recently is the honking the horn and the backswing.

Speaker 1 Is that funny as you're going to be? You don't like it? I don't think it's fun.

Speaker 6 I don't think you know comedy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's true.

Speaker 2 I don't think I do either.

Speaker 1 It is so funny. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I know.

Speaker 1 You like golf too much. Like, we, it's.

Speaker 2 I like it, but it's like, but how quick does it? You see two videos of it, then you're like, all right.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, no. It gets what I've got showers.

Speaker 1 Yeah, this is. I'm like,

Speaker 1 I have a dumb brain. Like, I have a long-standing rule.
If you show me a puke video, I'll cry laughing. Like, there's something about it.

Speaker 1 But yeah, the honking and the fad a few years ago where guys were hitting each other with golf carts, we were very clear. We didn't want that to happen.

Speaker 1 But if you showed me a video of you hitting your friend with a golf cart, I will laugh. Yeah, because it's funny.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that was a wild trip. That was wild.
I mean, full speed. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Dave put a bounty on Briggs's head then. Oh, yeah.
Because they wanted Briggs was like, we can't be posting these on the barstool account.

Speaker 1 And Dave was like, if anyone hits Riggs with a golf cart, I'll give them 20 grand.

Speaker 1 Jeez, that's probably a crime. But yeah, no, it's like the NFL, the

Speaker 1 bounty gate.

Speaker 2 Y'all have your own bounty gate. Yeah, we did.

Speaker 1 With the car.

Speaker 1 You don't like the honking videos?

Speaker 2 I've seen it.

Speaker 2 I don't know. I mean, it's like, I get it.
It's like, just, I think it's like you're like, all right, I get it. That's fun.
And then he just kind of moves on.

Speaker 2 That's the hard part with social media and like the funny jokes. It's like, it all is very funny, but it's just this kind of funny moment.
And then it goes crazy.

Speaker 2 And then it's like, all right, that's, you know, what's the next thing? And then you're.

Speaker 1 It's all about the guy's reaction, too.

Speaker 1 The honking is not the funny part. It's the guy who gets so angry angry and like

Speaker 1 throw a club at the car and like, I'll just, like, that was great.

Speaker 2 That was a peak of confidence.

Speaker 2 Well, that's when you're in some golf courses, you can tell, like, when you see the courses where there's fights and all this stuff, you're just like, those are some real deal public courses where you're like, yeah, dude, dudes are in jeans out there.

Speaker 1 Do whatever you want.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you're like, people are going to fight.

Speaker 2 You don't hit anything like unless you're prepared. to fight another four men.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's a war. It is.
It's like Braveheart. It's like we're going to just go four on four and one at each other.

Speaker 6 And it's like, you might not even know everybody in your force, but if it's a fight, you got to, it's Jets for Sharks.

Speaker 1 You have to, I think you have to stay.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 2 The hardest is when you get paired up with a random. I watch, I'll see some of those videos.
They're funny where it's just, they get stuck with some dude that's terrible.

Speaker 2 Because that was the biggest fear of me for

Speaker 2 like forever.

Speaker 2 No one likes it. No one likes, you don't like to show up and you're just like, you got to play with this dude.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, oh. You're the guy slowing it down.
You're the guy who's in the woods the whole time. That's my whole life.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Like that literally, you're describing.
Nah, we're good.

Speaker 2 I'm good. I'm good.
You sure, man? You want to, we'll look for it. No, no, no.
They start helping you look for it. And you're like, guys, just please

Speaker 2 go to your ball.

Speaker 1 I'll just play your ball. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I don't want you in here.
No, let's look for a second. We have time.
Just go to your ball, dude. I want to live my life and not find it.

Speaker 1 I got a good one for you that I had never heard on the golf course. So I caddied for a few holes for Blake Griffin this morning, and he hit a shot.
It was a terrible shot.

Speaker 1 Went all the way into the woods. The guy who was, it was a pro-am.
The guy playing with us goes, that was a great shape of your shot. And I was like,

Speaker 1 he was complimenting me. He's like, the shape of the shot was incredible, but it was like a terrible shot.

Speaker 1 So I think I'm going to start saying that whenever someone has a bad shot, just like, great shape, though. Yeah.
I don't even know what that means. We're being,

Speaker 2 it's like good swing or it's, you know, it's a mixed shot.

Speaker 1 It's like curved a little. Yeah.
You committed to it. I think it means from like,

Speaker 1 thanks, man. You go, thanks, man.

Speaker 6 A scientific physical. You got to retee it.

Speaker 1 Right, yeah, but you committed three, but

Speaker 6 if you think about just like from physics, it is impressive that he was able to make the ball spin so hard.

Speaker 1 He just went right into the woods. He's like, great shape.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I mean, a person that has never played golf can go make a ball spin.
Like, it's really crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It is. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 So you talked about like a random part.

Speaker 6 I think that's what kept me away from playing golf for so long was just you have to play with you have to go out there and meet a new friend you're going to hang out with for four hours.

Speaker 6 I actually did try to play one time back in like 2012. I was like, I'll try golf.
I go out on the course and I'm so bad.

Speaker 6 And the guy that I'm with, after about eight holes, he's like, I'm just going to, I'm going to go home. And we're going to play 18.
We're supposed to play 18. He was there for four hours.

Speaker 6 And he just said, you know what? I'm done. I'm done for today.

Speaker 6 And then I was like, well, now I'm just never going to play golf again. It was such a miserable experience.

Speaker 2 I played in

Speaker 2 like a, I did one mid-am, like mid-amateur. I'm an eight-handicap.
I'm not.

Speaker 2 That's good it's good but it's like you're talking to guys that are very good it's but uh i played in one mid am a while a long time it was i think it was during covid and there's a we played and so that's like a real tournament so you have to play you know you got to put everything in your it's rules it's like a pga event but for amateurs and so this guy's playing with us and we get to he's just playing horrible and then we get to the 10th hole and it's a part three he hits it in the water then hits it in the sand and then out of the bunker gets into the water again, and comes back.

Speaker 2 So, I mean, he's already pretty much done. And then, right when we finish, he just takes his hat off.
He goes, Boys, I got a long drive ahead of me. I'm going to get on out of here.

Speaker 1 He just shook her hand and just left the tournament.

Speaker 2 So, me and my friends say it all the time. We're like, boys, I got a long drive ahead of me.

Speaker 1 I'm going to get on out of here.

Speaker 1 He just bounced. Oh, no one's going to be able to do it.
I respect times. Yeah.
Yeah. I respect times.

Speaker 2 I mean, he just looked it up and was like, dude, I'm going to shoot 120 out of here. Like, I might as well just get beat traffic.

Speaker 2 There is no traffic because there's 40 of us out there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But I did that. I famously,

Speaker 1 I like to fuck with the internet and I'll put on the scorecard whatever I just feel like putting.

Speaker 1 Like, I played like a month ago, and I had, I think my score was like minus six on the front nine, and I still shot a 92. And I was like, just tweeted, like, really got away from me in the back nine.

Speaker 1 Everyone's like, damn, dude, you shot a minus six. So I went out and played Shinnecock, which was incredible.
And I decided to just say I shot a 72, and everyone was like, holy shit.

Speaker 1 But when I was playing Shinnecock, I was was so bad, I didn't want to ruin everyone else's time. I just didn't play half the holes.
I just was like, you guys just shoot. Like, I'll just walk with you.

Speaker 2 And that's the way it should be done. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like, you do that.

Speaker 2 Because sometimes people play like a very nice course. And if they're not good, and then it's like, well, I want to put everything out and get a real score.
You're like, we don't need to see your 150.

Speaker 2 Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 Like, just, just.

Speaker 2 If your ball goes out of bounds, drop it where mine is and write down your score from there. No one's

Speaker 2 going to be able to do it.

Speaker 1 Break down a 72 if you want. Yeah.
yeah. Like I did.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you just cup's not watching.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right.

Speaker 6 Down a zero on holes that you didn't play. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That counts. Yeah.
You're not lying.

Speaker 2 You got a zero. Yeah.
And then you get, you should get 48. Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 I feel pretty good.

Speaker 2 I feel pretty good.

Speaker 10 He's scoring.

Speaker 6 Is there a guy that you're competing against this week? Like, is there a guy that you really want to beat?

Speaker 2 Usually the comedians you want to do better than.

Speaker 1 Who else is?

Speaker 2 Cable Guy, Ray Romano, Colin Jost.

Speaker 1 Okay, we got to beat them.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and so usually the comics are the ones you kind of look at that you want to beat.

Speaker 2 I'm trying to think if there's you know, I always do a game with Larry Fitzgerald, and so we'll do like a side game. And

Speaker 2 so

Speaker 2 like his, he beat me. I beat him when we played ATT People Beach, but he destroyed me here last year.

Speaker 6 So it's revenge.

Speaker 2 So I got it, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so I'll come back.

Speaker 2 I'll find him. Yeah, he'll get a few games going.

Speaker 6 Who's the best stand-up comedian golfer?

Speaker 2 Santino.

Speaker 1 might be.

Speaker 2 He might be a two. I mean I'm sure there's some there's a good Court McCown is another guy another comic and

Speaker 2 he's he caddied in PJA for a little bit.

Speaker 2 And then Sentino I want to say is

Speaker 10 two to four range.

Speaker 9 Yeah he's good.

Speaker 2 I've played with him. He's real.
He's legit. Who's the worst?

Speaker 1 Stavi?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I've never seen him play out of Mad, you know, you've got to swing around all that.

Speaker 2 I mean, I know John Daly did it, but he doesn't. I feel like his whole body, just everything's in the front.

Speaker 1 And it's all, it's like too much front.

Speaker 2 There's no, you see him in the back and you're like, that guy's in shape. And then you look in the front, and you're like, it's all there.

Speaker 1 That's where it's. He kept it all there.

Speaker 2 Because he kept it. He moved it up.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
The, all right. So you had an incredible 2024.
I know it's not over yet or 2023 into 2024. 200.
Wait, you said you did a tour of 200 cities?

Speaker 2 200 shows.

Speaker 10 200 shows.

Speaker 1 How many cities? It was like

Speaker 1 7,500.

Speaker 2 Yeah, 100. Probably 150 cities, something.

Speaker 1 So are you, after such an incredible, like last year, which I would imagine was the best year of your career by far,

Speaker 1 and are you like hitting the reset or are you like, strike while the iron's hot? I got to stay out there.

Speaker 2 I'm going to take a year off. So I got like, I probably have 20 shows left this year that are kind of sporadic, but the big bulk of the tour is done.

Speaker 2 And so now I'll just do some fairs and casinos and some stuff stuff like that.

Speaker 2 And I will be off until probably in for the U.S. I probably won't go back out again until June, July next year.
I'm talking about a year off.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So is that is that specifically

Speaker 1 I'm always curious with this with comics like your comedy especially is being a regular guy. Yeah.
If you're on the road all the time, you're no longer a regular guy.

Speaker 1 So are you doing that intentionally? Like I have to just go back to live my life and I'll get new material.

Speaker 2 Absolutely. You got to go home.
You got to go go hang out with your buddies that, you know, are not in this industry. And so I just go back.
I mean, that, you know, and I'm from Nashville.

Speaker 2 I wanted to move back to Nashville. A big reason to be back in Nashville was to make sure I don't write like everybody else.
Everybody, you know, your jokes can kind of,

Speaker 2 your

Speaker 2 point of view is different because you're just in a different position

Speaker 2 than everybody. So it just sounds different.
Yeah. And so, yeah, I'll go back and, you know, home.
And there's a lot of stuff I've got, I'm doing, but it's like, overall, it's like I'm trying to

Speaker 1 get ready and get this new hour and get it figured out yeah have you found yourself has there ever been a moment where you like start a complaint you're like god damn it I'm this is not me anymore like you know oh it's like relating it to someone like oh it's like when they don't put this on your rider or like you know they don't put this in your green room and you and you have to stop yourself and be like shit no one can relate to this yeah no yeah I'm trying to think I mean I'm sure there it's yeah because it happens naturally you just talk about your own life it happens it happens to us.

Speaker 1 I swear.

Speaker 2 Well, yeah, I try to

Speaker 2 be aware of that and not have it. I used to do a joke about,

Speaker 2 I think I did it somewhere, but getting recognized at the beginning because people would always,

Speaker 2 like, I would take a picture with someone, but then once I take the picture with you, then I have to then explain who I am to like 30 people. Yes.
Because people are like, well, what was that? Yeah.

Speaker 2 And I think I did this sometimes. But then one guy was, it was at the airport, and this one guy worked at the airport.
He goes, who are you? I go, I'm a comedian. He goes, is there any money in that?

Speaker 1 Like, he told me, like, he would do it.

Speaker 2 Like, I'm a plumber. And he's like, how's that going now? He goes, yeah, it's a good business now, man.
I think you should get it.

Speaker 1 Get in on it, dude.

Speaker 2 I go, right now is the time.

Speaker 12 I just took a picture.

Speaker 2 I had another golf tournament I did

Speaker 2 for my high school. And it's the Nate Bargetti golf tournament.
And I'm sitting there in the same golf cart, these two guys in the same group. One kid comes up and he was taking a picture of me.

Speaker 2 He's nervous. He's kind of shaking.
And I take a picture with him. He's like, we're just big fan, whatever.
And then the guy in the next cart comes up. He goes, so you still doing it?

Speaker 7 I go, yeah, still bouncing around.

Speaker 2 He's had a golf tournament with my name on it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, still plugging along. Maybe he thought that was the end.
Where it's like when you come home and do a golf tournament, like

Speaker 1 it's over.

Speaker 2 The end is usually when your name is on a golf cart.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right, exactly. Yeah, like

Speaker 1 he went basically like when Pablo Escobar goes back to Medellin or wherever he was from Pablo Escobar golf tournament. Yeah, no, but you're like, I'm going back to home.
Like this is my crew here.

Speaker 1 It's all I got left.

Speaker 1 That analogy didn't really work for me.

Speaker 2 Well, no, it's also the I liked the fact that he had a golf tournament.

Speaker 1 He did. He did.

Speaker 6 It's a classic end of a...

Speaker 6 inspirational movie. Yeah, right.
Where, you know, you finally accomplish your lifelong dream. You had some tough times.
You make it. And now to your point, my own golf tournament.
Happily ever after.

Speaker 1 I mean, at least you get to say comedian because we always joke, like, there is no thing worse.

Speaker 1 There's nothing worse in the world than when someone asks you what to do and you have to say, I have a podcast. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You feel like the biggest douchebag ever because that is something that everyone's like, is there money in it? And they're actually asking, like, are you doing okay? Like, do you need help? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. What they did you full-time?

Speaker 2 You probably get

Speaker 2 full-time. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yep, it is my job.

Speaker 6 What else do you do? What do you seriously do?

Speaker 1 Yeah, like during the day.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you get, yeah, it's, it's, it's, people can't imagine making money outside of a traditional way sometimes. And so it's hard.
Like at the end, you'd be on a plane sometimes.

Speaker 2 A lot of comics would just make up a job, just something to, yeah. Because you know, it's going to be like, well, what am I going to have to talk to this guy about?

Speaker 6 I did that a couple weeks ago. Somebody asked me what I did.
I said,

Speaker 7 I bought a lot of Bitcoin.

Speaker 6 So I just said I was a crypto bro. And then I did not expect a follow-up question from that person about crypto.
And I was, I had no idea what to tell them. Yeah.

Speaker 2 That's where you got to be real careful.

Speaker 1 You got lucky.

Speaker 2 You got to pick a job that you had before yeah yeah yeah well i got lucky is your answer yeah so you go i got you know just got in dude yeah my problem is

Speaker 1 when i when i feel like i don't want to say podcast i just go to the previous job as blogger and i'm like yeah that's been around longer like blogger is something that they're like oh yeah you're a blogger that's yeah that's almost like uh mainstream media at this point blogging so still yeah i think so blogging still i think blogging took over for

Speaker 2 no not anymore i yeah i would be like ooh.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, it'd be like, it doesn't feel good.

Speaker 1 I'd have to follow up with, why don't you try to start a podcast?

Speaker 1 Something else.

Speaker 2 You're like, yeah, maybe I'll give it a go.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah.
I should podcast.

Speaker 6 Just never say influencer. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's something that's influencers. Yeah, that might be.

Speaker 6 10 years from now, do you think if someone's going to say influencer? They'll be like, ooh, cool.

Speaker 2 Oh, it's, yeah, that's a brutal one, dude. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Because, yeah, who are you influencing? Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's also, if you say that's your job description, you're basically calling all of your audience a bunch of marks yeah you're like they'll do anything i tell them to do yeah yeah it's a crummy job yeah yeah that and asking someone to come on your podcast also sucks just being like who yeah being like hey can you come on my podcast oh yeah it's it's never feels good yeah yeah i mean you have a very successful podcast i don't know i mean you don't yeah our i mean ours is

Speaker 2 coming around no it's kind of crazy i mean it's also i love the vibe of it because it's your friends yeah yeah yeah which is how we we don't have guests that's we have started and And I've liked that because, yeah, you don't have to, I didn't want to feel like I needed to invite buddies and make them feel like they have to come do it.

Speaker 2 And then if one of the guys is out, I'll just have like someone that I'm actually friends with. Right.
So it's like a fun.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 So it's a real authentic thing. And it doesn't feel like you're just like, I don't know how to talk to like some of these celebrity.
You're like, I don't know, dude, I'm not, I don't know this person.

Speaker 6 Yeah. Who sets the agenda for the podcast?

Speaker 1 Who sets it?

Speaker 6 Yeah, do you guys write that down?

Speaker 2 Yeah, they just, Brian Bates, who's on it, he usually will come up with a topic and then just look up stuff. And then we're just trying to talk.

Speaker 2 It's kind of a, we always say it's a show, like Seinfeld, like show about nothing. Yeah.
So we're just like, we just talked about sharks last week.

Speaker 2 And then we just, we're just trying to do jokes and get going and, you know, just blow up.

Speaker 1 Did you watch that shark attack video?

Speaker 2 No, I saw, I mean, I can't, I like kind of saw it because you could see like a leg or something. And then I got, I could change quick.

Speaker 1 Twitter now is just.

Speaker 10 Dude, Twitter's getting,

Speaker 2 yeah, it's insane. It's insane.

Speaker 2 They're showing you stuff and you're a these streamers i don't why do i got to know speed yeah you've seen speed yeah i didn't really know what he's doing but but i don't really know but i mean it's everywhere everywhere and like that dude was in like other countries he's getting mobbed and like and then i'm like what is happening yeah and it is it makes you feel old when you're like dude there's a whole thing i don't even know yeah

Speaker 2 anything about.

Speaker 6 Yeah, at some point you gotta be like, I don't know if I have time to like fully understand what this is about.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and everybody goes to that as you're a you just go like, I think I'm I think I'm kind of done.

Speaker 1 Yeah, this is how I think it's

Speaker 2 yeah, you're like, and I, I, it's, I just don't, yeah, it's good, but y'all should do it.

Speaker 1 That's y'all's thing. It's nice to every now and then just like willingly say, you know what, I'm not going to learn about this.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 And just let it go.

Speaker 2 Well, you can see it when kids, like, even at an event like this, uh,

Speaker 2 the athletes they go up to and like who they want, you know, versus like we see John Elway, Steve, you know, and then the other guys see Josh Allen, they see the younger, and that's like they and they can see John Elway, and they're like, I don't even know who's just an old man, yeah.

Speaker 1 And then you're their dad's oh, you don't know who he is, you don't understand.

Speaker 1 But yeah, yeah, uh, Twitter is like, I think it's just rotting all of our brains because I'll go on and like it'd be like, oh, here's a person getting hit in by a bus. Here's a person on fire.

Speaker 1 I saw another one where it was just a guy who had a picture of his heroin that he was about to do before he started a stream. And I was like, what is going on?

Speaker 2 Yeah, you shouldn't be

Speaker 2 desensitized to all that stuff. Yeah.
Because you shouldn't be seeing it. And then if you happen to see something in real life, like you just

Speaker 2 don't care that it's a human being.

Speaker 6 You have to opt into it when we were growing up. You'd have to go to those, like, there were like weird websites that everybody had one friend that knew

Speaker 6 the grossest website, rotten.com. Rotten.com.
It's like, I don't want to go to Ricky's house. He's going to make me look at Live Leak all night.
E-Bomb's World. Ebomb's World, yeah.

Speaker 6 But now it's like, you go on Twitter, you watch the video, and then the next one that Otto plays, it's like, here's Ukraine.

Speaker 1 Here's a drone attacking a rush. Yeah, you like, yeah, you liked watching this guy die.
Well, we've got more death videos for you.

Speaker 2 You watch like a half-court shot, and then you're like, here's a family dying.

Speaker 2 Then Twitter's like, we're just trying to get, like, what are you into? Like, we go, we're trying to get a feel-free. You're like, I don't think I'm that.
I don't think I'm that big of a scale.

Speaker 2 I think I would like it tightened up a little bit.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Pretty bad cat videos, just some cute puppies running around every day.

Speaker 1 But the worst is I know when I click on it, like I'll, my fascination is there. So, like, the shark video, I saw the woman's leg.
It was horrific.

Speaker 1 I clicked on it, and after I clicked on it, I was like, shit, I know the algorithm just got me. I'm going to see a lot of legs fall off soon.
Like, that's how I try to flick

Speaker 2 and see if I can get the algorithm off me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 Shake the algorithm.

Speaker 2 Shake the algorithm. Like, you're just like, no, no.

Speaker 2 And then you start, I feel like you see it start coming down. It's pretty weird.
It's pretty, yeah.

Speaker 1 It's crazy to watch. It's a crazy algorithm, too, though.

Speaker 6 I think you're on the right track. Like, if you go on Instagram, you just like enough dog posts.
Next thing you know, the for you page is just cute puppies.

Speaker 1 Oh yeah, mine's all just big titties and like cheeseburgers.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I've got it.
I've got it locked down.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right, exactly. Exactly.
All right, so what's are you, so you're not going to tour for a while? You got a show in the works?

Speaker 2 I have a few things.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 if they come out, they'll come out. You're at to hear about them before this year's up.
Okay. So there's a, so I, you know, you never know what's ever going to happen.

Speaker 2 But, so yeah, I've got a few things like, you know, trying to write a movie and some other things and so we're trying to you know roll into some other stuff so that's awesome yeah my office special come out at the end of the year and then um all that that's so good are you gonna act in the movie are you writing for yourself yeah yeah yeah oh yeah is your dad gonna act yeah i mean i'll give him a part in it yeah

Speaker 2 you'll be mad if you don't yeah love it what's it about what's the movie about uh well we just started we just we're working on the deal it's like i'm just writing it with the right it's just uh you know i don't know just like a nature my my movies are all going to be PG and like they're going to, you know, it's like, I'm just, because I'm clean, like, and I, and I, everybody, go do whatever you want to go do.

Speaker 2 I'm just doing my little thing over here, and then, uh, and so it's like, I'm just kind of do that. Like, you know, I miss like a lot of those old movies like Home Alone and

Speaker 2 Uncle Buck and all these kind of

Speaker 2 stuff that was like very fun and like, you know, just trying to see if we can get that stuff going.

Speaker 1 Uncle Buck is the best.

Speaker 2 Uncle Buck's the best.

Speaker 1 I got a dumb question. Do you, because you are a clean comic, do you ever think about swears?

Speaker 1 I don't know. Like, are you thinking about the F-word right now?

Speaker 2 No, I blocked it out.

Speaker 8 I blocked it out of my head right there.

Speaker 3 I got a force, I got a

Speaker 2 force build around my brain, and it won't get in.

Speaker 2 No, yeah, I mean,

Speaker 2 yeah, I'm not better than anybody.

Speaker 2 I just don't do it on

Speaker 2 stuff and try to just not do it. There's enough doing it.
There's enough comics that do it, and they're all the best, and they're funny, and all that. So I've just you should flip it.

Speaker 1 You should become like the vegetarian of swear words and be like, I am better than you. Like, do you know that saying this many swear words will take 10 years off your life?

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's going to take it real hard and go, I look down on you.

Speaker 2 I look, I feel, I will pray for you all right past that camera.

Speaker 1 Yeah, do you know how many baby cows had to die for you to say fuck? Yeah, like think about it. A ton, yeah, a ton.
Yeah, just start judging everyone, yeah. It's not a bad way to go, yeah.

Speaker 6 Have you ever had, was there like a year where you swore? Did Did you try it and not like it?

Speaker 1 Oh, you had a bad boyfriend? Yeah, a bad boyfriend.

Speaker 2 No, yeah,

Speaker 11 I've swore.

Speaker 2 I'm not perfect, but I'm not, you know, I've done, I've made a ton of mistakes. I used to drink.
I used to do all this.

Speaker 2 But it's, it's, I just never, but I on stage, there was a couple that, I think I have a couple things where I

Speaker 2 like said a couple curse words. And I was I'm just disappointed that I did it now.
But it's, it's, I just, I didn't do it.

Speaker 2 I did a lot of it because I mean, I grew up, you know, in the South, like Southern Christian home. Like, you, you weren't, I didn't, I wasn't allowed to watch any of this stuff and all this.

Speaker 2 So I did it because I never wanted my parents. I

Speaker 2 felt bad if my parents would see me do comedy and I was being dirty. So I just started doing that.
And now with now with comedy, there's not that many clean comedians.

Speaker 2 And I've just, this is just the way I think now and the way I kind of write. So it's, I'm just going down this lane.

Speaker 2 And then, you know, and there's, I mean, there's just not a ton of clean guys out there.

Speaker 2 The times that you did do it, you'd probably look back on and be disappointed that you allowed yourself to like be pushed into doing that because maybe you thought it was a clean yeah i mean sometimes you do hang out with comics and stuff like it can get you know it's it'd be like if you're hanging out like army buddies or cops or but you know where it can get like you know you sound like a maniac and then you got to go back to reality where you're like you got to calm it down stop talking like that yeah yeah and so uh but you know it's like i mean i don't know disappoint like i'm not you know i i'm trying the whole point of when i was clean is i didn't want anybody to even notice notice it.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And that was things like that.
No, and you don't.

Speaker 1 You don't. You don't.

Speaker 2 And it was just like, I'm just doing my little thing. And like,

Speaker 2 if you notice, great. If you don't, better, great.
You know?

Speaker 2 And you just go from there.

Speaker 1 No, I've seen you live a couple of times and it's, you just sit there and you're like, this guy is just incredible on stage. It's never even popped in my head.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's the, yeah, that's the, the, the goal of it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And when it helps me with, like, if I'm not going to talk about sex, you know, it's like, well, then that's a huge chunk that I can't talk about. So then it makes you talk about other stuff that's

Speaker 2 either my family or all this other stuff. But I mean, the comics, I mean, I watched, you know, every, you know, all the comic, Bill Burr was a

Speaker 2 huge influence on me. Like, because I was in New York and I watched him

Speaker 2 really like a lot of, I mean, he was probably 10 years in when I first saw him, but then I saw him kind of take off. So like Burr was like a giant influence on me.

Speaker 2 And I would take the influences, I would get David Tell. David Tell's another one that's like,

Speaker 2 he's the, I think, the best ever. And then he's just the funniest.
He's the guy, if I had to buy a ticket for any comedian, I would buy a ticket for David Tell.

Speaker 2 And if, but watching them, you would just take stuff that you would learn from them, and then I would just put it, I just wouldn't, I would do it my way.

Speaker 2 But I would take their advice, their, you know, stuff that you learn from them and see what they do and then just go from there.

Speaker 6 I feel like there's a couple different types of stand-up comedians. Ones that will actually take somebody who wants to learn and help them learn.

Speaker 6 And then some comics that just don't want to help anybody. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Usually young.

Speaker 2 I think it's young. When people get stuff young, that's a big problem.

Speaker 2 I always have a saying, I would always, or I joke and say, you either make it at 20 or 40 and no one makes it in the middle.

Speaker 2 And so it's like, you basically either come out of the gate and you're like, boom, gone, or you're going to grind it out for the whole time. And then, and, you know, I was one that got

Speaker 2 and you're trying the whole time in your 20s, but then it, you know what it takes 20 years man and then and when it does you're like well i'm glad it does because i i can sit in my career and i like have an act and you just feel like you have more like you know you're not as like uh

Speaker 1 nothing can just come out and take you under like you're not built on stilts or what's that thing yeah yeah it's also i mean it's a fucked up thing that we do as just human beings where it's like if someone gets success at 20 everyone's like god damn it he doesn't deserve that but someone gets success at 40 we're like man he really he did it all the right way and grinded.

Speaker 2 It's like, yeah, well, they get, you know, it's, yeah, it's hard. It's hard when you see it.
And it's hard for

Speaker 2 my buddy Julian McColl used to have a joke where about Britney Spears, where he's like, if you gave me a million dollars when I was 18, I'd be dead. Yeah.
Like, and so it's like, that's what happens.

Speaker 2 Like, you got like a Justin B. You're like, yeah, you're giving these kids.
I mean, they become more powerful than their parents because they have so much money.

Speaker 2 And it's a dynamic that's just like, yeah, you're lucky that it's not this person is not you know there he's a seems like a fine person i don't know him at all but lebron james lebron james should be i mean on another planet it's crazy that guy since he was 16.

Speaker 1 yeah i never judge anyone like when we we get to talk to a lot of you know celebrities and athletes anyone i meet that has been famous when they were like in their teenage years because like maybe they were gonna be the first first round pick everyone knew when they were 16.

Speaker 1 it's like i don't judge who you are because your life is just so different so different And your experiences are so different that no one in the world can relate outside of like a handful of people.

Speaker 2 The only thing I would, for if the ones that do it, they need to be at least have awareness that you are getting, that's because that's where it goes wrong is when they don't have the awareness that they're, they think their life is kind of everybody's life.

Speaker 2 Right. And so they just are like, yeah, I'll just, and that's when they start telling you how to vote and start doing all this stuff.

Speaker 2 And you're like, you're like, dude, you don't follow any of this stuff. Like, you don't do it.
It's like, just stay out of it. Yeah.
But So I have awareness that you're like, yeah, yeah,

Speaker 2 my life is insane.

Speaker 2 So I'm not going to tell you how to

Speaker 2 go live your life because I don't even, you know, I've never had any of my

Speaker 2 millions of dollars from the get-go.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I think we've done a good job with that on this show. We try not to delve into stuff that like people don't want to hear us preach about anything.
They don't want to hear our thoughts on

Speaker 1 important topics. They come to us for us to be dumb and laugh about sports.
I would feel so like weird to try to tell someone how to.

Speaker 2 That's why y'all built to what you have been built to is because people can come here as a distraction. They don't need you to tell them how to run their life.

Speaker 2 And, you know, they don't, you know, the dad that's picking his kids up and the mom and the single mom and

Speaker 2 all the situations.

Speaker 2 They don't need to be told. They're like, your job is entertain them.
Yep. Have fun.

Speaker 1 And then you go about your job.

Speaker 2 And if you want to do that stuff, the influence stuff, you go, you got to dive into it.

Speaker 1 You got to be all in. You got to be all in.

Speaker 1 You're talking about it. Yeah, yeah.
You got to go.

Speaker 6 You're going to keep talking about that. It's like, why is this, this person thinks they're more important than me, and they actually don't know what they're talking about.

Speaker 6 That will drive you together.

Speaker 2 Yeah, people are very smart. I think people underestimate an audience.
The audience is

Speaker 7 the smartest people in the world.

Speaker 1 Way smarter than us.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And so you just, you know, you're like, I'm here to be a distraction.
And, you know, I don't want to tell anybody anything. Yeah.

Speaker 6 What's your distraction now?

Speaker 1 Politics.

Speaker 1 Oh, the Middle East.

Speaker 1 Guys, saying all that, I do think we have a big problem.

Speaker 2 I'll golf.

Speaker 2 You know, that kind of is. I mean, it's hard to have a distraction.
I have a lot of things that I want to do. And so

Speaker 2 I'm, you know, I think about that a lot. And so it's like I'm just kind of rolling.
And

Speaker 2 so I think I have a big appetite. So it's like, I, you know, it's like, I just want to keep things moving forward.
So, you know, I watch a lot of old movies, like just dumb old movies.

Speaker 2 Like, like, no, like 90s. Oh, okay.
Yeah, I was just saying.

Speaker 1 Like, yeah.

Speaker 1 I hate when people are like, I watched this like black and white film from 1940s. I can't beat it.

Speaker 2 I went and watched

Speaker 2 The Cuckoo Nest.

Speaker 1 That's a good movie.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I bailed to have. But I bet it's great.
I bet it's undefined.

Speaker 1 You bailed on it?

Speaker 2 I didn't bail on it. I just got, then I got tired and I haven't gone back to it.

Speaker 2 But I was trying to be better at watching these movies that are the greatest thing ever.

Speaker 2 But it was a lot. Yeah, I mean, it was, but I, I, I'll go back and watch it.
What 90s movie? And then I was, you know what?

Speaker 1 I was actually, did I talk about this last time?

Speaker 2 I was annoyed because I bought it and then it was on Netflix.

Speaker 1 Did I talk about y'all with that? No, but yeah, that's it. I bought it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I bought it. And then the next day I saw it was on Netflix, and I'm just so annoyed that it sits there.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 2 And I'm like,

Speaker 2 and why didn't I just watch it on? Yeah. Yeah.
So I have a bad taste.

Speaker 6 Can you get a refund if you bought a movie?

Speaker 1 No, I don't think so. My wife gets mad because I'll buy them instead of renting them.
And she's like, you're not going to watch this again. I'm like, but what if I really like it? Yeah.

Speaker 1 She's like, and I've never really liked a movie to rewatch it like that. But she's like, just stop buying it.
Just rent it.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's like, I need to buy it.

Speaker 6 When you buy a movie, now you don't even get anything. No.

Speaker 1 It's like when you buy a movie, you used to have the VHS or the DVD.

Speaker 6 Yeah. You put it on your wall.
wall, then it becomes like a piece of art in your house. It's like, look, I bought Die Hard 2.
That's it.

Speaker 6 It's just like it lives inside your television.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're just like, oh, I don't even remember which app I bought it on.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I know some guys that do DVDs, and they keep DVDs. That's kind of fun.
And I've kind of liked it because it's, I went to, we were at a show and out, they had a flea market like out.

Speaker 2 front so we walked around and you see you're looking through all those dvds and like you're seeing the cover and all that stuff and you're like getting to read them and it's like yeah that is pretty fun like yeah you know because you can scroll on netflix or whatever and you're just like you're never going to find something yeah

Speaker 1 but that you're like kind of like i'll do you only have this many choices you don't need too many choices you're like i need it to be like a limit yeah i'm gonna watch saving private ryan again yeah that's pretty much yeah or for scump yeah it's always always felt like tom hanks

Speaker 2 yeah i watch a lot of i did equalizer a bunch i like watching movies that i've already seen because then you can kind of zone out and but be in it and like enough distraction training day that's a good one for that equalizer they made equalizer too which doesn't make any sense mathematically so it after the first one it's already equalizer you did a bad job equalizing well then they did it again a third time three there's an equalizer three yeah you should be an action star that's what that's what we're going i got to lose some weight i'm a mess right now you gotta you gotta bulk up you gotta do the you gotta do steroids and then have like people magazine say find out nate bargazzi's uh tips to dieting and it's like he drank orange juice gives the tips yeah well you like you you drank orange juice and you woke up and did 100 push-ups and they just leave out the part you did steroids.

Speaker 2 I did. I am on so much.

Speaker 1 I love it when they do that. They're like, how did this guy get ready for the market?

Speaker 2 I'm like, I'm not a domestic violence charging at him and his wife last night. I'm like, I'm just drinking orange juice.

Speaker 1 Don't read into that stuff. I just do 100 sit-ups a day.

Speaker 6 The world's first clean action star. You just show up and you're like, come on, man.

Speaker 6 Put it down their guns. You're right, Nate.

Speaker 1 You're right. Yeah, it's just real quick.
It's a real quick movie.

Speaker 2 Equalizer, we're just not. It's like, I would like to have a conversation with you about

Speaker 6 doing this drug stuff.

Speaker 1 Don't mind.

Speaker 1 It's really hurting your body. Yeah.
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Speaker 1 Because we're getting very close to football season, which can't wait till it's here. Can you give us a Titans prediction?

Speaker 11 I think Titans make the playoffs.

Speaker 2 I'm excited.

Speaker 2 I love Will Levis, the quarterback. We got

Speaker 2 DeAndre Hopkins. We got what's the other receiver? We picked up another receiver this year.
I like the Sneed dude from Kansas City that we got.

Speaker 2 And so I think, I mean, you got like, you know, especially in our division, Houston's going to be.

Speaker 2 It'll be a tough division, but I think we can do it.

Speaker 2 Will Levis is like a very exciting dude.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 need we've needed some that energy kind of in it where you know he set up and did the first down so it's like that kind of excitement so I think we can get in the new coach

Speaker 6 and you got

Speaker 2 your coach's dad too yes coaching off like one of the best coaches of the league yes so it's uh I you know it's gonna be tough but I mean I think we still have like a really legit team yeah you know it's like we didn't I don't think we really went backwards yeah new stadium coming soon yeah what is that

Speaker 2 2027 the

Speaker 1 Super Bowl in Nashville is going to be awesome.

Speaker 2 It's going to be, yeah, they're going to get, I mean.

Speaker 1 That's going to be so much fun.

Speaker 2 They're talking about a baseball team, too. Oh, supposedly there's, you know, I don't know.
It's like one of those. I think every city probably is like, I think we're getting one.

Speaker 1 No, Nashville. It's one of these.

Speaker 6 Number one, they're the first MLB team.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, the growth in Nashville has been nuts.

Speaker 2 It's nuts.

Speaker 1 I saw a skyline picture from like... It was like a 15-year difference.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we have a building called the Batman Building, and it looks kind of like Batman. And I remember when that was built, and there was no skylights, and that was like the tallest building.

Speaker 2 You're like, well, you know, we drove downtown

Speaker 2 to go back and you see, look at that building.

Speaker 1 You couldn't believe it.

Speaker 1 They made a building. It's everywhere.
Yeah. That's great.

Speaker 6 Yeah, Nashville's blown up on the entertainment scene, too. You had Nate Bergazzi, the Hawk Tua girl, everybody.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we're rolling. We're rolling.
Stay hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 She's going clean, actually.

Speaker 1 That was part of her. Yeah,

Speaker 2 she reached out to me and I go, yeah, we'll talk about it.

Speaker 1 I go, I think.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, Nate, thank you as always, man.
You're the best.

Speaker 2 You're the best. Thank you guys.
Thanks, Abe.

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Speaker 1 memes,

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Speaker 8 FAQ, what is the average time of night you all finish recording each show?

Speaker 6 Oh, it depends wildly on what season it is.

Speaker 1 And what day it is. I would say football season.

Speaker 8 What do you think the average is, though? Okay.

Speaker 1 Year-round. Well,

Speaker 1 here, your math, guy. Yep.

Speaker 1 Football season, I would say Tuesdays. I think it's day-dependent.
Yeah, no, no, I'm saying Tuesdays at 4, we're done.

Speaker 1 Thursdays at 11.30.

Speaker 6 I was going to say later.

Speaker 1 Well, I was going to say later. Not with Central Time and the.

Speaker 6 I feel like we're out here past midnight a lot on thursday

Speaker 8 no because the thing about the thursday night football is during the offseason we don't do yeah super late yes and so not the average i know

Speaker 1 we're working away we're showing our work but i think we're i think thursday night football because it starts at seven so usually we're recording the first 10 minutes what we do in the football season this is probably very boring for everyone is tuesdays we'll just record in the afternoon it's our one day that we can record early thursdays we'll record the majority of the show in the afternoon and then we'll record the first 10 minutes after Thursday night football.

Speaker 1 And then Sundays the bear of a day because we don't start recording until Sunday night football, probably halftime. And usually we don't leave till like

Speaker 1 12.30. And then the guys, shout out the boys in the booth because Max, Memes, Pug, Shane, they don't leave till like 4 or 5.

Speaker 6 Yeah, that's the better question. What time do you guys usually leave on a Sunday night in October?

Speaker 3 Depends on how early we start recording.

Speaker 1 If we start at halftime of Sunday night football,

Speaker 1 we're done at midnight. Central Time has helped.
Yeah, Central Time has helped. I've gotten, like, when we were in New York, I've gotten back at like 8 a.m.

Speaker 3 When we used to do Hoboken, it was a race to

Speaker 10 get it out before people woke up.

Speaker 3 Like, we wouldn't be able to, sometimes we'd put it out at 7 o'clock, and we'd still be uploading it, and people would be like, what the hell? Where's the show? Where's the show?

Speaker 1 That's really it. It's not about this side of the glass.

Speaker 7 It's about that side of the glass.

Speaker 3 Probably like three, I'd say, right?

Speaker 1 And then, yeah, it's

Speaker 1 dependent on season. It's like spring,

Speaker 1 NBA playoffs, we'll record a little bit. We've gotten a lot better where we used to just do the full show at like late at night.
Now we do the majority of the show.

Speaker 1 And then if there's an NBA game we're watching, we'll just do the first 10 minutes of the show so people have whatever happens. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Same way better at the same time. Same with NHL, NBA C.
It's always weird because sometimes the game that everybody cares about is the last game. Right.

Speaker 6 And so then we'll have to stay up a little bit later. College basketball,

Speaker 6 the NCAA tournament a little bit later on that, especially on that Friday, that Thursday night show going into Friday.

Speaker 6 But yeah, I would say the average, Hank, to answer your question, I would say we average finish recording at like seven.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And the big takeaway here is memes, Max, Pug, Shane, those are the heroes.
Yeah. Those are the guys.

Speaker 8 You haven't kids changed the game, too.

Speaker 1 What do you mean? We've been doing a little earlier? Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's been earlier on action. Nicer.

Speaker 6 The thing is, our average is probably we are out of here at seven, me, Big Cat, Hank.

Speaker 6 But we, I don't think we ever actually finish recording a show at seven. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And we have, yeah, you're right, because I've, I try to get home by like 4:30 every day so I can be with my kids.

Speaker 1 I know there's some people out there who think I literally never see my kids, but I do. What did you guys say? Like once or twice a week, I don't go home or like can't go home.

Speaker 1 Like, tonight, I'm not going to go home, but pretty much every day I'm out of here by 4:30.

Speaker 8 Why does the logo of the show have a cartoon of Big Cap, but the other guy isn't PFT?

Speaker 1 That's a good question. Good question.

Speaker 6 Fair question.

Speaker 1 Are you new here?

Speaker 6 So, I think this person

Speaker 6 hasn't seen my social profile, but it's the picture of that guy. And it's a guy in the stands, and he's cheering.
And it was during like a week two preseason game.

Speaker 6 We figured out what preseason game it was, and it was the Seahawks and the Titans.

Speaker 6 And we put our best guy on the case to find the actual screenshot of when I found this guy, because it was back in 2010.

Speaker 6 And I was starting a Twitter account, and I was like, what would an average NFL commenter look like? I was like, this is the guy right here. This is 100% the dude.

Speaker 6 So we tried to look him up later to go back to that game from 2010, find the exact screenshot, and our best man, Billy Football,

Speaker 6 kind of just didn't do it. So we never found that out.
But maybe, I don't know, is that it? Should we put Huey on the case? Yeah.

Speaker 1 He won't find anything, but we can do it.

Speaker 6 Huey, can you just spend like an hour trying to find it? Okay. If you can find the broadcast of the 2010 Seahawks Titans preseason game and find this guy in the stands.

Speaker 6 And just give me like all the footage that they have of him. Yeah.
That would be awesome.

Speaker 1 Huey, question for you, FAQ. How are you doing weekend? Pretty good.
Yeah. How's the internet treating you? It's good.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know if it's award season around the corner and AWLs are just, you know, in a good mood trying to get an award here. But yeah, everyone's been pretty cool.
Everyone's for the most. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We did, I want to apologize to you. We did a bad job your first episode.
We like probably asked you too many questions and you talked for like 20 minutes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And people were like, the show is just changing forever. Wait, what did you just say? Yeah.
No, you just ripped me because I didn't. Oh, ripped you.
Yeah. I don't even think we ripped you.

Speaker 1 We just asked you a question. Oh, yeah, they ripped you.
I'm like, dude, this is the most I'm going to ever probably talk. Correct.
And I'm like, I don't. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I understand it. We overreact on everyday things.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they were like, this guy is now talking for 30 minutes show. I was like, I tried to get in the weeds a little bit defending you.
I was like, dude,

Speaker 1 he's going to talk

Speaker 1 like an amount that's appropriate for where he's at. Yeah, you guys just had to give a little backstory over everything.
It was like, yeah,

Speaker 1 I was good. I was good.
Yeah. I think people are getting comfortable with you.
We still got to figure out that I like Huey. Someone said curly.

Speaker 8 We can't keep changing it.

Speaker 1 He's got to be Huey. But I feel like he doesn't know his name yet.

Speaker 1 He's like a dog.

Speaker 1 He hasn't responded to his name yet. So I feel like we still have a second to change.
Nobody in the office knows it either because I get like three different names from, I get whole Huey and Matthew.

Speaker 1 So it's just. I mean, I do like the idea of you as being a...

Speaker 1 You did screw up.

Speaker 1 We had a... It will come out, I don't know, in a couple of weeks.
Mason Plumley came by to give us a basketball lesson. That was the perfect time to introduce yourself as Huey and see how it goes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was my fault. Okay.
You're going to have more chances on Grit Week. Yeah, that's going to be a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 I need to hear Hubert out of your mouth. I'll say them both.
I'll say, I'll go one, I'll go back to a person and call myself Hubert.

Speaker 1 I'll go and, you know, same person, three different names, see what they respond to.

Speaker 1 Hubert, but you can call me Huey. Yeah, Hubert, I go by.
Yeah, okay. Yeah.
Make sure I'm like Matthew's, you know, my middle name. That might be a little iffy with, you know, everything going on.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 You know, what?

Speaker 1 The scrum shooter's middle's name was Matthew. Oh,

Speaker 1 I don't think anyone's made that connection. I'm just thinking.

Speaker 6 That was my first thought. God forbid.

Speaker 1 Now I'm thinking about it, too. Huey likes porn as well.
Oh, no. They released two people out of the bunker that week.
Oh, no.

Speaker 1 Boy.

Speaker 1 That's a what? Okay, Matthew. Yeah, everyone was like.
Watch out for those slanted roofs.

Speaker 6 It's Thomas, Matthew,

Speaker 1 Crooks, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 I did not put that together. No, I didn't either.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Hank, last one.

Speaker 8 My question is for the boys in the booth. Max, memes, Shane, Pug.

Speaker 8 Do your family and friends outside of Barstool typically listen to the show, and how often do they mention/slash bring up things that happen on the show?

Speaker 3 Max?

Speaker 3 My mother listens to every show.

Speaker 1 What's up?

Speaker 6 How are we doing?

Speaker 6 Sorry about the time when you said he hated titty fucking.

Speaker 10 Yep.

Speaker 3 My girlfriend has never listened to the show.

Speaker 11 Okay, that's good. Yep.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 3 my friends are kind of like 50-50 on it.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like close friends being 50-50 is great. Yeah.
Like my friends.

Speaker 8 My friends are like 70-30, no. Really?

Speaker 1 My friends are aware, but like it's not like every second that they're.

Speaker 3 Yes. That's.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 I have a couple of friends that I'm.

Speaker 8 I'm always more surprised when they bring it up.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 I had a moment with one of my good friends not too long after the show started where he was like, hey, I just want to let you know that I want to support your show, but it's just too fucking weird to hear your voice in my iPad.

Speaker 1 I completely understand that. Like, if you know someone that well, and it's like, yeah,

Speaker 1 that would be weird. Yeah.
That's why I never listen to Ryan Rosillo. Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, we love Rosillo.

Speaker 6 Ryan's got a lot of friends. He must have a lot of friends out there.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Rosillo's got a lot of, yeah, that's a smart podcasting strategy.

Speaker 6 That was mean. That was mean.

Speaker 1 No, that was mean, Ryan. We're going to see him in a great week.
I love you, Ryan. We love him very much.

Speaker 1 We made it sound like he's dying. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We love you, Ryan. I was in the car.
Oh, Max. Tell the story real quick.

Speaker 1 i i didn't know if it if that was he max saw max saw and when we see ryan we'll we'll we'll have him explain inside max got to see what being friends with ryan rasillo is and it's so funny he called me we were going to the dingers thing and i was he was on speaker and he didn't even say hi he just like it actually sounded like a podcast was coming through he was like what was he even what was he saying something with

Speaker 1 something with lebron or basketball he's like and this fuck and i was just like oh good to see you too

Speaker 1 yeah max got to hear just started bursting out laughing.

Speaker 11 He was like, hey, Ryan, what's up?

Speaker 3 And then immediately he was like, so LeBron did this.

Speaker 2 And he did the cadence of like, as he's like, doing a podcast.

Speaker 1 I was like, yeah, that's how it always is. It's perfect.
It's a perfect friendship.

Speaker 1 Get right to it. All right.

Speaker 1 We good? All right. Great show, boys.
Good job.

Speaker 1 Numbers, 20.

Speaker 9 56.

Speaker 8 91. 36.

Speaker 1 Sound confident with that. Three.

Speaker 1 99 pug. 99 pug.

Speaker 10 They're not here.

Speaker 1 Shane watches a show on a stream and never knows when to come in.

Speaker 1 Wait, he's watching us right now? Yeah, every time.

Speaker 6 That's sick fuck.

Speaker 1 Get the fuck in here, Shane.

Speaker 1 We'll give him 10 seconds.

Speaker 1 Count him out. 10 seconds.
8, 7, 6, 6, 5, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Speaker 1 See ya.

Speaker 1 What was everyone's numbers again, real quick?

Speaker 4 8, 20, 36, 46.

Speaker 3 Hank,

Speaker 4 what was your number?

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