Blake Griffin And Josh Allen, Chill Week Finale + Mt Rushmore Of Sandwiches

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Speaker 1 See Mintmobile.com. On today's part of my take, we have two of our very best friends

Speaker 1 in studio. I was going to say in studio in Tahoe.
Chill week. The conclusion of Chill Week, we have Josh Allen and Blake Griffin together.

Speaker 2 I think they're best friends now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we started a bromance. We're going to talk some sports.
We have the Mount Rushmore of Sandwiches. Contentious.
Contentious.

Speaker 2 If you thought we were being too nice this Mount Rushmore season, you're in luck.

Speaker 1 Contentious.

Speaker 1 What are you doing? What are you doing?

Speaker 3 Why are you doing that? I'm getting some dirt off me.

Speaker 1 Okay, you're getting some dirt off me. Thank you.
Appreciate that.

Speaker 1 We have

Speaker 1 the Mount Rushmore of Sandwiches. We have a great interview, and then we'll do Fire Fest, which should we even have Fire Fest this week? Because we had the chillest week ever.

Speaker 3 I think F-I-R-E Fest.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Okay.
First ever Fire Fest. I love that.

Speaker 1 So we got a great show coming for everyone.

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Speaker 1 Today is Friday, July 12th, and it is chill week. Conclusion.
I never want to leave this place.

Speaker 1 Boys, how we feeling? Chill?

Speaker 2 Feeling very chill.

Speaker 1 Extremely chill.

Speaker 2 I'm way chiller than Hank.

Speaker 1 I'm way chiller than Hank as well.

Speaker 3 I think chill is just a state of mind. I don't think that there's a competition.

Speaker 1 Okay. Well, if there were a competition, we would win Chillis.
That sounds like something good.

Speaker 2 That sounds like something that somebody who's not chill would say. Yeah.
It's not a competition. I don't know.

Speaker 1 This week, though, first of all, we're rookies out here, which has never been more apparent because every move we've made, everyone's like, oh, you did that?

Speaker 2 Yeah, we're leaving the golf tournament before the golf tournament.

Speaker 1 Yes, but it's been an incredible week. Thank you to the American Century Championship, incredible host.
We've got some awesome interviews that are going to be coming out in the next few weeks.

Speaker 1 It was like a dream coming out here. It's beautiful.
The scenery, the vibes,

Speaker 1 all the dudes in the flat-brim hats, which I don't know why, but California just does that and they do it better than everyone else.

Speaker 2 Kids in flat brim hats everywhere.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we were signing autographs for kids.

Speaker 2 That was weird.

Speaker 3 Kept apologizing. Yeah.

Speaker 3 I kept trying to pull away and they kept like, please, please, please. I'm like, you don't want this.

Speaker 1 This, this event has a lot of very famous people.

Speaker 1 we are not very famous people we're barely famous online and uh but everyone's in autograph and picture mode and if you're walking somewhere with a credential everyone's just like who is that I got a lot of who is that yeah and then a bunch of kids being like can we get your autograph I was like I don't think you want my autograph yeah they're here to get autographs from like Tony Romo people that they see on TV like the famous people and then they see us coming out and then kids come over and I'm like I don't want to ruin your hat yeah like my my signature makes your hat trash.

Speaker 1 I signed a kid's Niners jersey, a six-year-old's Niners jersey. I was like, dude, you don't want this.
And he was just like, yeah, I do.

Speaker 2 There were two six-year-old girls that were like, sign my arm. And I looked at the parents.
I was like, I don't want to sign your child's arm. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But here we are. Here we are.
Chill week. Yeah.
It's been awesome.

Speaker 1 Okay, we'll talk more chill week. We'll talk Fire Fest, F-I-R-E, Fire Fest at the end because it's been such a chill week.
We should start, though, with the most important news in sports history.

Speaker 1 Greg Burhalter has been fired yet again.

Speaker 2 We did it, guys. Congratulations.

Speaker 1 USA soccer is back on the map. We're so back.
Now it's going to win a World Cup.

Speaker 2 As quickly as we were back, then we went straight to Klopp, the guy that we wanted, the great coach. I think he coached, I'm going to fuck this up, Liverpool, maybe?

Speaker 1 Yeah, Liverpool.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so he was our number one, and he has rebuffed us. The United States has been rebuffed by Jürgen Klopp.

Speaker 1 But who doesn't rebuff a first offer?

Speaker 2 We just got to come back.

Speaker 1 We just got to go higher and higher and higher.

Speaker 2 Or, hear me out,

Speaker 2 what if we just hired Greg again?

Speaker 2 Third time's a charm.

Speaker 1 He does know where the office is.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he's like maybe the Jeff Fisher of U.S. soccer.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 This is going to be the one that changes it, though.

Speaker 2 I think so, yeah. I think that it can't be worse.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 There is something very satisfying.

Speaker 1 I'm not the biggest soccer fan, but in all sports, when you've been trying to get a guy fired and you finally do it, it's just a very satisfying feeling because it really is the only way that fans feel like they had an impact, even though he probably got fired not because of the fans, but because he sucked his money.

Speaker 1 No, it was us. It was us.
But you can take credit for it as a fan and be like, yeah, mission accomplished. We fucking did it.
We got this guy fired.

Speaker 2 The funniest thing ever was, I think it was late last week, the biggest supporters club of the United States, the U.S. Outlaws, they issued a statement officially calling for his firing.
Oh, no.

Speaker 1 Which was big. Once you lose the Outlaws.

Speaker 2 Once you lose the Outlaws, then you're the in-laws. It's over.
Nobody likes in-laws. No, it was,

Speaker 2 it's good. It's been a long time coming.
I don't know who we're going to get. At this point.

Speaker 2 What I saw last night when we were watching the Copa America, and after the game was over, we saw the Uruguayan players, they went into the stands to fight the Colombian support.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Malice at the Palace. The United States will never be great at soccer until our players care enough to go into the stands and fight people from other countries.

Speaker 1 I had the exact same thought. I was like, we can fire, hire, get any coach you want in the world.

Speaker 1 It's the SEC. It just means more.

Speaker 1 That

Speaker 1 somehow, a Malice at the palace situation where they were throwing chairs and fighting fans in the stage, at no point was I like, oh my God, they have to stop this.

Speaker 1 I was like, these guys just fucking care about soccer.

Speaker 2 This rocks. And that one dude from Uruguay, I think it was Nunez, Darwin Nunez.
He was wearing like a sports bra, charging into the stands, just throwing haymakers.

Speaker 2 And God bless the cops that were out there because they were just standing and just watching. It was a boys will-be-boys thing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right.

Speaker 2 Sometimes you got to let them fight it out.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 this is how they deal with a loss. Yeah.
And I had no problem with it.

Speaker 2 And I would love to see the U.S. have that type of emotion.

Speaker 1 We'll never. We'll never get there.

Speaker 2 Maybe. So SEC,

Speaker 2 what if we did the full Ted Lasso experiment and we got like Nick Sabin? Nick Sabin. Just a great guy.
Have him coach the team and then bring in like an ex's nose guys. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Have him just talk about football and then have a guy there that's just translating everything that he says into soccer.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I like it. I like it.
Hank,

Speaker 1 Hank asked if

Speaker 1 Colombia was going to play England in their next game. They should.
Yeah. Because England did win as well.
It's coming home. They're going to get killed by Spain.

Speaker 2 It's coming home, though.

Speaker 1 But it is coming home.

Speaker 2 But did you see the Killers concert? No. That was incredible.
I think that was in London or in England somewhere. And they played the end of the game live.
Like on this massive screen behind them.

Speaker 2 I love that. And then the second the game was over, the Killers went into Mr.
Brightside and they shot confetti. The entire crowd went nuts.
This seems to me like England team of destiny. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I love watching those videos in England when they just all throw all full beers at each other. Yeah.
It's just the best time ever.

Speaker 2 It's like the Cubs outfield.

Speaker 2 Who was it that hit that home? Miguel Montero.

Speaker 1 Love a good beer. Slam against the Dodgers.
That was one of the most electric moments ever.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but I don't know.

Speaker 2 Spain's probably way too good for England, but it would be cool to see it come home for once.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
They don't play tiki-taka anymore.

Speaker 2 They don't? Well, because they got that new guy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I heard they don't do that.

Speaker 1 This is probably some in-depth soccer people didn't even know we had in our bag. They don't do the tiki-taka, which tikitaka was,

Speaker 1 that was just like if you just made an entire offense out of like screens.

Speaker 2 It was Phil Jackson's dream offense.

Speaker 1 It was the triangle. The triangle is everywhere.
Yeah, and it just like bores you to death until they just keep passing it until they're standing right in front of the goal. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's that's talking soccer. Uh, okay.
Other things.

Speaker 1 U.S. men's basketball team played against Canada last night.
Uh, bad first quarter, but then we kicked their ass.

Speaker 1 Uh, it was awesome hearing Bill Raftery on the Alabama football with them, though. Yeah, But like that, the big uh-oh-uh-oh.

Speaker 3 Close game first quarter.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because the U.S. should never lose in basketball.
But there is like a weird thing that can happen with them where they're so talented and the guys aren't like moving on offense.

Speaker 1 And then you play another team that it's a bunch of dudes that have been playing together since they were in elementary school and they know how to play ball together.

Speaker 1 I don't think that's going to happen, but that's what it looked like in the first quarter.

Speaker 1 And we had Dylan Brooks still trying to be an agitator even after a loss. I love that.
Cut through Devin Brooks's or Devin, yeah, Devin Booker's interview.

Speaker 1 Just walked right in front of him when he was getting interviewed. But the big story about USA basketball, Hank,

Speaker 1 Jalen Brown.

Speaker 2 What about him? Not on the team. And he's upset.

Speaker 1 He's very upset. He thinks it's a conspiracy by Nike to keep him out.
He says, Derek White is now on the team, allegedly,

Speaker 1 because Kawhi,

Speaker 1 pretty shocking news, Kawhi got hurt and can't play.

Speaker 2 Well, the Clippers brought him home. Yeah, I think the Clippers were like, We know you, you're going to get hurt.
Yeah, please don't get hurt.

Speaker 1 You're not allowed to play. It actually was perfect that Kawhi showed up and played in some practices.
And then, as soon as the playoffs started, he's like, I'm out, guys.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so they brought Kawhi back. Everybody thought, surely Jalen Brown, he was a snub the first time.
He did not get the gig. They're thinking it's because of Nike, because Nike sponsors the U.S.

Speaker 2 national team. And then Jalen Brown just tweeted out, I am not afraid of you or your resources.

Speaker 2 And then he did the monocle thinking emoji. He did this one, Hank.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the Monopoly Guy.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Monopoly Guy.

Speaker 1 Or is it the Pringles guy?

Speaker 2 Monopoly guy does not have a monocle. That's Mandela Effect.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Pringles guy?

Speaker 2 Pringles guy. He's got the mustache.

Speaker 1 Does the Pringles guy have the monocle? Who has a monocle? Monopoly guy doesn't have a monocle.

Speaker 1 The Pringles guy has a monocle. Monopoly guy doesn't.
Monopoly guy has a monocle.

Speaker 3 Monopoly guy definitely has a monocle.

Speaker 1 This guy's talking monocles, real quick.

Speaker 1 Pringles doesn't.

Speaker 1 Pringles guys just has the mustache. And then Monopoly Guy, what's the Monopoly Guy's name? It's something like Penny...

Speaker 1 Monopoly Guy doesn't have a monocle? Oh, he does. He does.
In an alternate logo, he has a monocle.

Speaker 2 Alternate, yeah. Well, like this one.

Speaker 1 But the classic. That's a monocle.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Classic Monopoly Guy does not have a monocle.

Speaker 1 So who's the most famous monocle guy?

Speaker 2 There's no monocle guy.

Speaker 1 I'm going to look this up. And Frank.
Oh, Mr. Peanut? Oh, yeah.
Shane, look at that. Shane from the raft.
Yes. Mr.
Peanut is the number one monocle guy.

Speaker 2 Maybe we should bring that back.

Speaker 1 We should do Mount Rushmore Monocle guys.

Speaker 2 I think we just did.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think so too. Monopoly guy, Pringles guy, Mr.
Peanut. Sam Darnold.

Speaker 2 Sherlock when he couldn't play in that game.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Sam Darnold, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so what do you think, Hank?

Speaker 3 I mean, I think there's only one ball.

Speaker 1 Did you even know this was happening?

Speaker 2 Totally. Oh, he totally knew, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, you're so chill.
I didn't know.

Speaker 3 We've been talking about it for two days. Yeah, we.

Speaker 1 I've not brought it up once.

Speaker 3 I mean, we definitely talked about it at length yesterday, but that's fine.

Speaker 1 You rewriting history.

Speaker 1 Oh, that sounded very unchill of you.

Speaker 3 I'm I'm not scared of your resources.

Speaker 1 Hey, just tweets that after every Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 3 There's only one ball, so I think it makes sense to bring in someone that's a good defensive player. He's used to coming off the bench.

Speaker 3 He's going to contribute it in ways where he doesn't need to be necessarily a superstar.

Speaker 3 And I do think there is probably some truth to the Nike thing where Kyrie is also, if Jalen Brown's a snub, Kyrie's a snub. Obviously, Derrick White's a great player.

Speaker 3 I'm happy for him, and I think he's going to contribute to the team. But if we're talking on pure talent, Kyrie and Jalen Brown are better than Derrick White.
They're both very outspoken against Nike.

Speaker 3 Coincidence?

Speaker 1 Probably not.

Speaker 2 Not the finals MVP, Jalen. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Not good enough to make the nationals.

Speaker 1 Did you see? I had a nice moment. Micah Potter and Nigel Hayes Davis both got in the game, Wisconsin, because it's so they have the team select, which is like what Cooper Flag is on.

Speaker 2 He should have gotten the gig. Yeah.

Speaker 1 They should have brought him up. Well, they are playing, they're practicing, but because of Kawhi and KD being out, they let the two of them be on the team for the game against Canada.

Speaker 1 Pretty fucking cool moment. Yeah.
To be like, I got to play on Team USA. Yeah.
That's like a, that's a, Michael Potter scored.

Speaker 2 Yeah, there was a great moment, too.

Speaker 2 I think it was before the game, or maybe it could have been a day or two ago, where Obama went up to every player on the team, dapped them all up, then got to the coaches and did the very firm handshake.

Speaker 2 It was the Key and Peel sketch to the point where I thought he was doing it on purpose. Yes.
Like the handshakes were so rigid and white at the end. Yes.
That it was, it was so funny to watch, though.

Speaker 2 But yeah, good job, USA. You beat Canada.
I feel like Canada is going to be almost as tough of a competition as they'll run into. Like some of the Eastern European teams are probably pretty good, too.

Speaker 1 France is going to be good.

Speaker 2 France will be a problem. France will be a problem.
MB might be suited for the international game. Greece is going to be a problem.
Greece is a problem. Greece, who else is a problem?

Speaker 2 You got Giannis and Thanassis. Yeah, who else?

Speaker 1 There's no other problems. Is there anyone?

Speaker 2 Slovenia, Serbia?

Speaker 1 Not in.

Speaker 1 Slovenia didn't make it. Oh, okay.
Wow. Yeah, Lithuania? Luca lost to Yannis.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Spain?

Speaker 1 Spain?

Speaker 1 The Gasol brothers got to be still doing it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 That's for sure happening. Cameroon.
Cameroon. Oh, wait.

Speaker 1 Oh, no.

Speaker 1 Are you a berth? What's going on here? You don't think Embiid should be on Team USA?

Speaker 1 I forgot.

Speaker 1 You think he's ring chasing?

Speaker 3 He is. It is.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Don't you want Embiid on Team USA, though?

Speaker 3 Because that's. He fouled out in 12 minutes, so it's not like he's going to help too much.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It's only five fouls, but that's crazy that he fouled out in five minutes.
I didn't realize that.

Speaker 1 It's preseason.

Speaker 2 It's preseason Olympics. It was pretty sely.

Speaker 1 It literally was preseason Olympics.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but still, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 Everyone's freaking out about Embiid. Who cares about preseason? The game didn't count.

Speaker 2 Well, I feel like you have to practice like you play.

Speaker 1 Sounds like you're freaking out about Embiid, dude. I I mean, I'm not saying we're chill over here.

Speaker 1 You're kind of coming out on chill. I'm not chill.

Speaker 2 What happened was Hank just pointed out a fact.

Speaker 1 Hank is bad.

Speaker 1 Put it on a quote card. Hank is bad.
Bad. Oh, bad.

Speaker 2 Maybe he's bad as in good as a bad man.

Speaker 2 He's a bad motherfucker.

Speaker 1 Bad.

Speaker 1 Okay, a couple other things. One, next week,

Speaker 1 EA Sports College Football's out.

Speaker 2 Huge.

Speaker 1 Dougs is going to come back. I'll release a schedule maybe Sunday.
But Sunday,

Speaker 1 PFT, Hank, and Max can get in on it as well.

Speaker 1 We're going to do a little preview stream. First look.
5 Central to 7 Central, 6 to 8 Eastern on our channels. So we'll be streaming from the office.
First look. You'll get to watch us play the game.

Speaker 1 I think we should use it. We should maybe play a couple scrimmages, but we also should toy around and see what team I should pick.

Speaker 2 I'm thinking also about what are roles on the staff.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So I want you guys to be,

Speaker 1 like,

Speaker 1 if anyone wants to be defensive coordinator and actually play the game with me, but also

Speaker 1 I would love to have a recruiting director so I can blame someone for not getting me the best recruits.

Speaker 2 That feels like a good role for Hank.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Strength coach? Strength coach, yes. That would be awesome.

Speaker 1 Strength coach would be great. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, so we'll figure it out. But yeah, tune in.
We're going to be doing a stream. It's going to be a preview stream.
Yeah. It's the most anticipated

Speaker 1 video game, I think, release ever. It's going to change how Summer's dealt with.

Speaker 2 I'm excited to see what the different things you can do behind the scenes are.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I heard you're going to make a burger count. Yeah, we're going to get

Speaker 1 that. We're basically, we'll play a couple games, but we're also going to just kind of get deep into the game and figure out what's going on.

Speaker 2 Can you choose not to suspend your running back for DUIs?

Speaker 1 We'll try. Yeah.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 we'll give it a shot.

Speaker 1 But yeah, tune in for that.

Speaker 1 Paul Skeens threw a no-hitter.

Speaker 1 Through seven innings.

Speaker 2 So he had what? How many pitches? 99.

Speaker 2 Took him out before he got to 100.

Speaker 1 I get

Speaker 1 But also, fuck that.

Speaker 2 So, like, dude,

Speaker 1 he's been in MLB for three months. Imagine if he threw a no-hitter.
That would be so sick.

Speaker 2 It seems like they just have Paul Skeen's rules, where they're, like, they had the Strasbourg rules back in the day, where it's like, if he throws 100 pitches, that's bad. 99 pitches is good.

Speaker 1 I don't know why. Okay, so I understand you don't want him to throw 140 pitches.
But.

Speaker 1 If you're at 99, put him out there for the eighth inning, see if he can get out of it in 10 pitches, and then you go again.

Speaker 1 What's the difference between 99 pitches and 110 pitches?

Speaker 2 There's nothing.

Speaker 1 There's nothing. No, it's 11.

Speaker 2 It's 11 pitches.

Speaker 1 11 pitches.

Speaker 1 I was hoping that the Pirates were going to throw a combined no-hitter because that would kind of

Speaker 1 be like a weird thing where it's like, oh, yeah, you had a no-hitter.

Speaker 2 The team had a no-hitter.

Speaker 2 I apologize for all Pittsburgh fans listening to this, but if I were not thinking about them, I would say that they're saving his arms for when he gets signed by the Yankees later. Yes.

Speaker 1 So you're saying that that wouldn't have been as... No, it would have.
I said a combined no hitter. It would have been as meaningful.

Speaker 1 No, it would have been as meaningful because he would have been like, I was part of a no-hitter. But you just said that you were upset that they took him out.

Speaker 1 I am upset they took him out because I wanted to see him throw it by himself.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 if they had thrown the whole no-hitter, it would have been awesome, too. A no-hitter is a no-hitter, bro.

Speaker 1 You ever think like there's probably people, I always just think about like the 100 people who this is their first episode of Pardon My Taking. They're like, what was that? It's a zero hitter.

Speaker 2 It just happened it's a zero according to max it would have been a zero combined zero what was that 20 seconds exchange that just occurred you don't like you can't explain it it's usually some like deep thing that we have to needle somewhere sometimes people don't even know what we're doing when we do it they like even if you do listen to the show it's something that maybe happened off camera yeah off screen and we're just like spending valuable podcast time just making one of our producers lives miserable.

Speaker 1 Yeah, or just valuable podcast time fighting the same fight that we've been fighting for years,

Speaker 1 just rehashing it because that's what guys do. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It is. It really is the most chill guy thing to do: be like, let me bring up the thing that we fought about years ago and just keep picking up like we've never dropped it.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I mean, memes has been on a pip for two years.

Speaker 1 That's true.

Speaker 1 Memes has been on a pip.

Speaker 1 He's, he.

Speaker 1 Can we tell the story about

Speaker 1 the David Wells interview or no?

Speaker 1 Max forgot to

Speaker 1 record one of the cameras and it was great because I was like, memes, I was like, memes, you're going to be like, Max is going to be on a pip, the pip's off you. And he's like, no way.

Speaker 1 This is going to be hard for me to get big social numbers. So I'm just going to get even deeper into the pip.

Speaker 1 It's like, everything just rolls down to me. Kind of true.
Like, Max fucked up. It's going to be on me.
Yeah. Yeah.
It was, it turned out great. That was a great interview.

Speaker 2 Yeah, David Wells, legendary. He's a football guy who played baseball.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Great, great, great interview. And then I also had, I found the dumbest hypothetical ever.
You guys want to hear it? This was going around the internet yesterday.

Speaker 1 Office debate says, Ryan Cohn, 24, office debate today, would you rather get handed 30K right now or play a week in the big leagues? No pay?

Speaker 3 30K.

Speaker 1 30K all day. Like,

Speaker 1 would I rather...

Speaker 1 You would. What position? Right, whatever position you would just get.

Speaker 1 Like, if it was, if the hypothetical was you got to be good at baseball and play for a week but if you put me on a on a mlb team for a week i think it'd be the most miserable week of your life no that's no confidence dude you got to bet on yourself i would bet on myself personally you would like say they put you out in outfield you what if they put you at third base yeah you never know you never what if i'm really sick just every single play just being a disaster for you yeah you gotta bet on yourself you can parlay that into hundreds of millions of dollars man DH.

Speaker 1 You just have to be DH. No, you have to play the field for this hypothetical.
DH. I mean, it'd be cool to hang out with the guys, but the guys would hate you after one game.
Probably less than that.

Speaker 1 You suck.

Speaker 2 Yeah, probably less than that. Probably first practice.

Speaker 1 Yeah, probably warm-ups.

Speaker 2 Yeah. What's my ERA, though?

Speaker 2 If we extrapolated what that was against the University of Chicago.

Speaker 1 Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 2 I think my ERA is what I let in two runs. Yeah.
Okay, so over an inning. I have a nine.
I have a nine point. Two innings.
It was two innings. Two innings.
So I have a 9.0 ERA. Yeah.

Speaker 2 That's better than a lot of big league players.

Speaker 1 There might be an unearned run there, too.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's true. Good point.

Speaker 2 No, it was a balk,

Speaker 2 which is probably my fault as a pitcher.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, it was Jerry calling to pitch.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 But, I mean, who knows?

Speaker 2 I've got that irrational confidence sometimes where it's like you never know until you step into a situation. Maybe you're just sick at it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 We found that out with wakeboarding. That's a good point.
Yeah. Wakeboarding video.
When is wakeboarding video coming out? I think it's out. It's out now.
It's already out. It is already out.

Speaker 1 It's already out. Hank was so chilling it.
It was unreal how chill.

Speaker 1 We're not wakeboarders.

Speaker 1 We're not wakeboarders.

Speaker 2 I think we all knew it going into it, too. We were like, none of us will be good at this.

Speaker 1 I said, I think maybe it's not in the video, but I definitely said at 1.0% chance. One person is good, and it's the last person that anyone would expect a person is going to expect.

Speaker 1 But it was very chill vibes.

Speaker 2 It was...

Speaker 1 Hank has definitely got the wakeboarding bug.

Speaker 1 He's talking about it. He's thinking about it.
Might be a Mount Rushmore punishment. If you have to get up on a wakeboard for five minutes,

Speaker 1 it'll never happen.

Speaker 2 It'll never happen.

Speaker 1 Hey, do you think you get up for five minutes?

Speaker 3 Yes. I mean, we talk about a rational confidence betting on yourself.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 3 I thought I broke my wrist, too. Turns out if you hold on too tight when you're wakeboarding, you can seriously damage your wrist.

Speaker 3 I couldn't open a door. I was trying to open

Speaker 3 Coors Light Can, and I had to ask people for help.

Speaker 1 It was tough.

Speaker 2 It was very sad.

Speaker 3 I felt like an 80-year-old man.

Speaker 1 Can I say something that was very sad?

Speaker 1 It was probably the most I've worked my core out in a long time. And last night I googled which side is your appendix on because I thought my appendix was about to burst.

Speaker 1 Turns out my pain is on my left side, my appendix is on my right side. That's good.
And it's all just because of weight. Yeah, it's just weight.

Speaker 1 But I was like, there's no way that I'm this sore two days after. I must have an appendix about to burst.

Speaker 2 So the trick is, Hank, you're supposed to keep your arms straight before it pulls you off.

Speaker 1 You do have to keep your arms straight.

Speaker 2 Bend your arms and use too much of your forearm muscle and then you can't open up a water bottle.

Speaker 1 You got to keep those arms straight. Good.

Speaker 1 Straight as could be.

Speaker 1 Okay, anything else before we do our Mount Rushmore?

Speaker 1 We'll get to Fire Fest.

Speaker 1 Anything else in the sports world?

Speaker 2 I saw that the All-Star game is going to have robot bartenders.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 2 Yeah, robot bartenders at the All-Star game. If you're a fan, you want to drink, you go up and a robot pours your drink for you.

Speaker 1 Not only does the Fox robot Are they still going to ask you?

Speaker 2 It's not Cletus. I would love Cletus.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's going to spin around an iPad afterwards and ask you for a tip. I heard that they're also going to wave you over and make small talk with you.

Speaker 1 Whoa.

Speaker 2 Which is fucking creepy.

Speaker 1 I'm very nervous that Christian Yelch is going to be in the home run derby. No, we're good.
Starting to hit a lot of home runs. We're good.
We're fine.

Speaker 2 We're fine with that.

Speaker 1 This could be the end of the podcast.

Speaker 2 He's a choke artist.

Speaker 1 That'd be actually funny if he won and we ended the podcast and our last episode was just like eight straight interviews that we did this week. Just dumped them all.

Speaker 1 Here you go.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we're ready, Christian. Yeah, that's what you don't know.

Speaker 2 We've got an apocalypse bunker of interviews that we're ready to unleash.

Speaker 1 Ready to go.

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Speaker 1 Okay, it's Mount Rushmore time. We're doing the Mount Rushmore

Speaker 1 of sandwiches.

Speaker 3 How have we never done this? I don't know.

Speaker 2 It's going to be contentious, though.

Speaker 1 It is going to be contentious. It's going to be contentious.

Speaker 2 Well, it's going to be contentious because I feel like everyone's everyone's going to have a stacked board. Oh.
So we're going to have to go at each other's pixels.

Speaker 1 It's an all-time draft. Should we just say right now, like hot dog now?

Speaker 1 We're doing that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying. I'm okay.
I'm not going to think of

Speaker 1 being contentious.

Speaker 2 I think if you say hot dog, you deserve what's coming to you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. That's a good point.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Free markets. That's a good point.
That's good.

Speaker 1 We also need to figure out what the punishment is because we realize the calling thing is, well, great idea is not going to work because you're basically illegally taping people.

Speaker 1 So let's figure out what the punishment is right now before we get too deep into Mount Rushmore season, or at least throw out some ideas.

Speaker 1 No, or we at least throw out some ideas that we can marinate on and maybe we'll finalize it next week. I like it.

Speaker 1 But we don't want to get so far deep into Mount Rushmore that if someone's way behind, they're like, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 2 I like the idea of sending somebody on a road trip that they don't want to go on.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 Like making them travel in the most inconvenient way possible to the worst destination for no reason.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Run a marathon?

Speaker 1 Fuck. No.

Speaker 1 That's... I'm not doing that.

Speaker 2 You completely twisted my words on that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm just thinking of ideas. Yeah.
Walk a marathon?

Speaker 1 What else we got?

Speaker 2 Send him to the Arctic Circle.

Speaker 1 What if I was also thinking like

Speaker 1 what if we all came up with

Speaker 1 personal punishments that would be good for streams that would take a long time but also not be like the worst thing ever. So you could like, we could all come up with our own punishments.

Speaker 2 And we could modify the other person's punishment.

Speaker 2 Put them together, and then we'll have a group discussion about all. And then we can tweak the punishments to make them all relatively equal.

Speaker 1 Right. This should be a homework assignment for next week.

Speaker 1 Next week. Yeah, because

Speaker 1 thinking about it,

Speaker 1 if I did something, some ridiculous

Speaker 1 basketball shooting thing that would take me hours and hours and hours, like

Speaker 1 BFD, you probably don't want to do that. So we should figure out something like specific to each of us.

Speaker 3 Nah, I think it's going to be a universal. Okay.
All right.

Speaker 1 This is, hey, this is no bad idea.

Speaker 2 I actually don't mind Big Cat's ideas.

Speaker 1 But then we're back to the situation where you get upset because of the hot dogs because Big Cat and I are larger than you. Yeah, right.
Exactly.

Speaker 1 You're the key complainer of anything. You're always like, oh, you want to do that.
Well, yeah, I mean, you wanted to eat hot dogs. I don't want to eat so many hot dogs that I feel sick.

Speaker 3 I think we should think about it.

Speaker 1 You're so dumb, you could have just been like whole in one stream for yourself. Yeah.

Speaker 3 We should think for the viewers. Okay.

Speaker 1 Well, you're being really unchill.

Speaker 1 I think Hank doesn't want to do homework. Yeah.
And he's just.

Speaker 2 Which is actually, to be fair, kind of chill.

Speaker 1 That is chill. I mean, look at your hat right now.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Not chill.

Speaker 1 Buddy. There we go.
Now you're chill. All right, let's go.
Mount Rushmore of sandwiches.

Speaker 1 Who's up first? Matt.

Speaker 3 I'm up first.

Speaker 1 The standings, by the way, are

Speaker 1 they are Max is on fire. He's been hot.
He's got 15 points.

Speaker 1 Defense is terrifying. I have 14 points.
PFT has 11. Hank has 10.
Still very close to anyone's game.

Speaker 1 Anyone's game. So that's why we got to figure out the punishment.
Yep.

Speaker 2 What if we did that idea where we come up with different ideas, but each person gets somebody else to think of the punishment for?

Speaker 1 Oh, draw out of hat ideas?

Speaker 2 No, so like I would come up with punishment for Hank. Oh.
Hank would come up with one for Max. Max, you, you, me.
Something like that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Hank, go two days without complaining.

Speaker 2 Challenge impossible.

Speaker 1 Did you do it? I think I can.

Speaker 1 I also kind of like the idea if we did, if we came up with like five or six and we did a buy hat.

Speaker 3 I like that idea. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So it's like we don't know what's going to happen. You can't prepare for it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 We all submit an idea and it's like, because I do think no matter what it is, the punishment should be something that we can easily stream so that people can get involved.

Speaker 1 Yep, that's what it has to be.

Speaker 3 Yeah, we should all have one approved idea. Yeah, and it gets drawn at the end of this Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 1 Everyone come with two good ideas for Monday's show, and then we'll whittle it down to the best four ideas, and then those go into a hat.

Speaker 1 And when we get to the end of Mount Rushmore season, the loser draws out of a hat. Love it.
I love it. Okay.
Okay. All right.
Great. All right.
Who's up? I'm up.

Speaker 1 Cheesesteak 1-1. Good pick.

Speaker 2 It's a good pick.

Speaker 1 Good start.

Speaker 1 It's a good pick.

Speaker 1 It's a sandwich so good that we've made a brand off of this sandwich. I love cheesesteaks.
I was saying because I want one. Oh, God.
I was just like, mmm. Good pick.

Speaker 1 What do you thought I was going to? I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I was just.

Speaker 2 It sounds like you got PFDEST.

Speaker 1 Are you a Wiz With this guy, though? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I am. If I'm in Philly, I'm getting Cooper Sharp with Onions.
Cooper Sharp Wit. Cooper Sharp.
Wit.

Speaker 1 Yes. Wiz Wit.
Part of my channel.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Shout out part of my cheesesteak.

Speaker 2 Okay. My 1-1, I'm going to go with an Italian.

Speaker 2 So by that, I mean it's got to have like three different kinds of meats on it. Usually, like soprasada, gabagoul,

Speaker 2 proshut, maybe pepperoni on there. You get the hot peppers, the oil, the Italian shake, provolone.
Some people put mozzarella. I like provolone, a little bit melted, toasted bun, spicy mustard.

Speaker 2 Love it. Heavenly sandwich.
Love it.

Speaker 1 Am I up?

Speaker 2 Yes, you are up.

Speaker 1 Chicken parm.

Speaker 2 Good pick.

Speaker 1 Done.

Speaker 1 I knew you were going to go there. Cheesesteak is my 1-1.
Chicken parm would be my one-to-one.

Speaker 1 I had to go cheesesteak, but if I didn't go cheesesteak, I was going to go chicken parm. Chicken parm.
And Italian was probably

Speaker 1 up there. This is a loaded draft.

Speaker 1 This is a loaded draft.

Speaker 1 There's so many good options.

Speaker 2 There's going to be some extra. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Take a hot dog.

Speaker 3 I'm going to go with a cubano.

Speaker 1 Okay. Oh, okay.
Interesting. No, I I do like that sandwich.
I didn't have it on my board.

Speaker 1 But I really do like that sandwich.

Speaker 1 I didn't think

Speaker 1 even close to the sound. I think Hank had that in him, though.
I had it on my big board as like a break glass in case of emergency.

Speaker 3 My board is shattered.

Speaker 1 Did you only have chicken, barm, cheesesteak, and Italian?

Speaker 3 I got some other ones, but that was a majority.

Speaker 3 That's three.

Speaker 1 That's three.

Speaker 3 And then we'll go with BLT.

Speaker 1 Okay. Okay.
Classic. Okay.

Speaker 3 Never fails. Okay.
Some of these sandwiches, you can get bad versions of them. It's almost impossible to get a bad version of a BLT.
Yep.

Speaker 1 I'm happy because I got my second pick.

Speaker 1 Bacon, egg, and cheese. Yep.
Yeah. Good pick.
The one that's really good. I mean, it's just the classic.
What?

Speaker 3 What was that face? Breakfast sandwich, yeah.

Speaker 1 What did you say? What was the second word you said? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a breakfast sandwich.

Speaker 2 Wait, were you trying to make the case that it wasn't a sandwich?

Speaker 1 It's 100% a sandwich.

Speaker 3 I haven't said a word.

Speaker 1 But you, you gave us.

Speaker 1 All right, restart the clock. Hank, not complaining.

Speaker 1 The gaslighting of Hank takes advantage.

Speaker 2 If you're a podcast-only listener, Hank takes advantage of you so much because you don't see his face.

Speaker 1 True. There's actually probably someone just who's never watched us.
You give Hanks.

Speaker 1 They're so mean to Hank. It's like, you didn't see his face.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That was a face when I said bacon, egg, and cheese. You did a face.

Speaker 1 You did a face when I did bacon, egg, and cheese.

Speaker 2 Okay. I think that's a good pick.

Speaker 1 Thank you. Yeah, for sure.
I mean, you guys both definitely had it on your list. Yes.

Speaker 2 I actually, I had that on there, but I also had with the hash brown on on it. I like it when you add the hash brown.

Speaker 1 That's for sure.

Speaker 2 That's gives that a little crisp to it. Yeah.
All right. This is great because I got my number two overall pick on here.

Speaker 1 I thought Kubano was your number two overall.

Speaker 2 I did have Kubano on my list, which is it is a good sandwich.

Speaker 1 Cubano is a really good sandwich.

Speaker 1 It's not first round.

Speaker 2 Hey, how many Kubanos have you had?

Speaker 3 So many. Chef?

Speaker 1 Are you just in a Kubano phase right now, though? Because that's the other thing about you. You're a phase eater.

Speaker 3 Huge phase eater.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you, when you,

Speaker 1 I, I realized this probably like five or six years ago. I can't remember what it might have been meatball.
No, it was steak and cheese. It was steak and cheese.

Speaker 1 You had steak and cheese every single day for like three weeks, and then I didn't see you with the steak and cheese for the rest of the year. And I was like, what happened?

Speaker 1 You're like, I like to eat in phases and I just go as hard as I can and then I stop.

Speaker 3 I'm the same exactly with music. I find a song I like.
I listen to it every day over and over again. And then I just.

Speaker 1 Actually, people like that with food, too. Yeah, no, I do it a little bit, but Hank does it to an extreme where he like won't look at it for the rest of the year.

Speaker 3 The movie, I watched the movie, it's called Chef, right? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Chef.

Speaker 3 I watched that movie and it was in a Cubano phase for a long time.

Speaker 1 So are you in a Cubano phase right now? No. Okay.

Speaker 3 But I'm open if there's good Cubanos in Chicago. I haven't really tried to adventure anymore.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 2 I'm psyched about this one.

Speaker 2 Number two, peanut butter and jelly.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 one of the classics. Classicables.
My love genre. Yeah, I have a classic.

Speaker 2 And I'd like to stipulate that contains uncrustables as well.

Speaker 1 Well, no, no, you can't put that on the grass. That's not peanut butter and jelly.
It's peanut butter jelly.

Speaker 3 You can't eat two bread, pieces of bread.

Speaker 2 Peanut butter jelly is so good. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's somewhat. So, yeah, put that on, yeah.

Speaker 3 You should have an uncrustable as your pick.

Speaker 1 A great part of being a parent is getting back into peanut butter and jellies because you don't make peanut butter jellies as like an adult. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And now I make them all the time, and I'm just little toasted bread.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and there's

Speaker 2 leftovers from your kids. Just grab those, pop them in.

Speaker 1 We can keep this going. I'm going to go grilled cheese.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Same sort of. I had those weighed pretty much.
Yeah, they're really. They're nostalgic sandwiches that are really good.
Every time you have, especially chef, like you brought it up.

Speaker 1 You get real cheese, different types of cheese.

Speaker 1 And there's different options. You can add a slice of tomato in there, maybe a slice like that.

Speaker 3 Was that all melt shop in New York? I used to be in yellow.

Speaker 3 That was a big phase of mine. Yep.

Speaker 1 And then I didn't think that this one would fall turkey club. Okay.

Speaker 2 Now, I will say a turkey club has the potential on the low end to be very dry.

Speaker 1 Mayo.

Speaker 2 I'm saying on the low end, it can be very dry.

Speaker 1 I love a turkey club. Yeah, like a turkey club.

Speaker 1 I wasn't going to say I like more than a BLT.

Speaker 1 That's fine.

Speaker 2 Because Turkey Club implies that it's got bacon on it.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you take a BLT with a turkey club.

Speaker 1 Yeah, turkey club. Club sandwich.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 2 My turn?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I love this.

Speaker 2 Ice cream. Ice cream sandwich.

Speaker 2 Dessert sandwich. Nice.
We're mixing it up a little bit. Okay.
Nice. Love it ice cream.

Speaker 2 I was in a big ice cream sandwich phase for about, I'd say, five years when I was in New York.

Speaker 1 Yep. Good pick.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 I'll go Italian beef. Love it Italian beef.
Yep. What is that, not a sandwich?

Speaker 3 No, I was, I was.

Speaker 1 If I could say anything. Holy shit.

Speaker 3 I was just making, I thought

Speaker 3 it took me a second to process that was different than Italian.

Speaker 1 Like when I heard it. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's fair. That's fair.
Hey, that's fair. Hey.
Hey, that's fair. We're not the spicy Jardiniera.
Yeah. We're nothing but fair on this show.
We are fair. Yeah, we are.
We're the fairest guys.

Speaker 1 We are fair.

Speaker 3 I'm going to go with Chicken Club.

Speaker 3 Much better than a turkey club.

Speaker 1 Much better than a turkey club. You got a PLT and chicken club.
I love it, Hank. Okay.
I love it.

Speaker 3 I mean, I lost this draft, but

Speaker 1 you didn't. Hot dog.
Take a hot dog.

Speaker 1 Let's go Ruben. Okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I had Ruben on the list.
I had Ruben on the list. I had Ruben on the list.
What kind of meats are on Ruben? Hank, what happened in this draft? I think I have a good board. No, no, I don't.

Speaker 1 What kind of meats are Ruben? You have Cubano, BLT, a chicken BLT,

Speaker 1 chicken club.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I wish I could change that last time.

Speaker 1 Where would you say this draft went wrong for you, Matt? Hank. What?

Speaker 2 Where would you say this draft went wrong for you?

Speaker 3 Going last and getting my top five picks all taken.

Speaker 1 But how did you get to the street? Wait a minute, wait a minute. Cheese steak,

Speaker 1 Italian, and chicken parm were always going to go one, two, three.

Speaker 3 I was confused. There was a second where I, like, there were, like,

Speaker 3 I didn't know how this was going to go. I thought people would think cheesesteak was a sub, so they were going to take us.
And chicken parm, too, like,

Speaker 3 chicken parm is better as a non-sandwich. Like, chicken parm is infinitely better as just chicken parm.
No, no, no. Chicken parm sandwich.

Speaker 1 Like, how often do you order a chicken parm?

Speaker 1 You're going to pick Italian maximum.

Speaker 1 I didn't think it was going to, I thought it was going to get to me.

Speaker 1 You thought chicken parm and cheese steak were like underrated, low-key sandwiches.

Speaker 3 No, I just thought you guys might have thought them as subs so you would take them.

Speaker 1 You were talking trash, and then you were saying how upset you were that they didn't go.

Speaker 1 He thought he outsmarted us. He never would have given me anything.

Speaker 1 He thought he thought you guys were going to have more

Speaker 1 deli sandwiches.

Speaker 2 And he thought he had some hidden gems with cheesesteak.

Speaker 1 Why would we ever do that? I don't know. When we did sandwiches, I literally wrote down when

Speaker 1 we're doing sandwiches. I just started doing a brain dump, and it was Italian, chicken parm, cheese steak, and grilled cheese.
Those are the first four I wrote down, and then went from there.

Speaker 1 So I have my last.

Speaker 1 I love you, Hank. Others do.

Speaker 1 You're chill right now. Yeah, thank you.
You are not a food.

Speaker 3 I mean, we've gone over this.

Speaker 1 You're not a food.

Speaker 3 You've probably had a hundred times more sandwiches than you ever.

Speaker 1 Every time we do one of these, we're just going to have to keep doing

Speaker 1 food rustling. Every time you order a sandwich, you order two.
I only order one. You're 10 years older.
100 times. To the math, that's a lot of sandwiches.
100 times more.

Speaker 2 100 times more, though.

Speaker 2 How much older?

Speaker 3 10 years older. 365 times 2.

Speaker 1 So, Hank.

Speaker 2 Wait, you think he eats two more sandwiches a day? He's two sandwiches a day.

Speaker 1 Hank, Hank, hold on. So,

Speaker 1 how many sandwiches do you think you eat? How old are you? 31. How many sandwiches do you think you eat a year? 150?

Speaker 1 200? Let's say 200. 200.
All right, so, and then we'll, all right, so let's say, let's say 200.

Speaker 1 You think I've eaten

Speaker 1 560,000 sandwiches?

Speaker 1 Half a million sandwiches.

Speaker 1 Which would mean, I'll go same math,

Speaker 1 that I eat 15,555 sandwiches a year.

Speaker 1 All right, so it's probably closer to 60,000. 42 sandwiches a day.

Speaker 1 10 times. We are 10 times.

Speaker 1 All right, I'll go.

Speaker 1 That's my pick.

Speaker 1 Buffalo chicken sub. Yep.
Okay. That was.
I love it. That was a good one.
That was the best.

Speaker 1 Honestly, every time. What?

Speaker 1 Nothing. What? I can't say anything.
I can't even exist. Yeah.
What's the problem?

Speaker 1 What's the problem with Buffalo Chicken Sub? That was a joke. No, it wasn't.
No, Buffalo Chicken Sub is great.

Speaker 3 I prefer the

Speaker 1 Barber Cuffalo. Well, I knew you were going to pick Buffalo Chicken Sub because you can't take anything spicy.
Right. Yeah.
I was.

Speaker 1 I've gotten better at that, though.

Speaker 3 I'm a hungover spicy guy now.

Speaker 1 Since we were, oh, really? Yeah,

Speaker 3 it does something to me.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you sweat it out a little bit. Yeah,

Speaker 1 we were talking about

Speaker 1 doing two sandwiches. My favorite combo is doing a cheesesteak and a buffalo chicken because it's like a little something different.
See, no, I don't do that.

Speaker 1 If I'm doing two, I'll go a hot and a cold. Oh, because

Speaker 1 you're a buffalo chicken. Yeah, I don't hate that.

Speaker 2 It's a good order. Yep.
All right. I'm conflicted on my last one here because I've got a personal favorite that I feel like it might be one of the best sandwiches in the world.

Speaker 1 Go with it.

Speaker 2 So I'm going to go with it. Banh Mi, the Vietnamese sandwich.
It's so fucked. I think it's rated as like the best sandwich in the world.
I read that a couple places by foodies, people that like food.

Speaker 2 But yeah, it's like

Speaker 1 it's pork.

Speaker 2 It's cilantro. It's got marinated carrots.
It's got some sort of sauce on it. Whatever it is, it's awesome.

Speaker 2 I would say it's worthy of a first-round grade. So this is my

Speaker 2 Chest de la Resistance. Yeah.

Speaker 1 If we know anything, though, Adiobilles probably aren't going to. Well, I've never heard of it.
I mean, they were upset that I picked Duck.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's true. Very upset.
If Hank has never heard of it, it's probably good.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Bulgagi as well.

Speaker 2 Bulgagi's excellent. I know Max isn't going to pick that.

Speaker 1 No, I'm not.

Speaker 1 I was really hoping you were going to pick one of my two. I have two in my head that I...

Speaker 1 They could be two of my favorite sandwiches. They could have been my first pick.

Speaker 2 But I have to.

Speaker 1 Memes, you decide which one you should pick. No, no, I'm going to go meatball.
I'm going to go meatball. Yeah, okay.
Well, what's the other one? I should have picked the French dip and the French dip.

Speaker 1 Okay, you made the right choice, probably. Oh, a French dip is so good, though.
Poe ship is good. Meatball is.

Speaker 3 I should have done meatball instead of Ruben. I don't know why I didn't.

Speaker 1 You and Max was going to go take meatball, too. Yeah, obviously, I was in a situation.
Max is sad food draft in a row taking meatballs, I think. No, yeah, and I've gotten great value both times.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right, with

Speaker 1 a lot on the board. Yes, yeah.

Speaker 3 Not for me.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Nashville hot chicken would have been make it too. I was going to say that and the bon me at the end.

Speaker 3 I thought about a po-boy.

Speaker 1 There was a song bad on there. Tuna?

Speaker 2 That's a Shane salad of the tuna salad. That's a sub of the century.

Speaker 1 A tuna mellow. I love it.
Personally, I love a tuna mellow. It's a good one.
But that won't look good on a grass.

Speaker 1 Chicken salad. Tuna salad is very good.

Speaker 2 I don't like a chicken salad sandwich, though.

Speaker 1 I'm okay with chicken salad. I love it.
With some chips in it. Yeah.
A crunch.

Speaker 1 I do love peanut butter and jelly. I also love peanut butter and fluff and peanut butter and banana.
Sausage, egg, and cheese also would be kind of a cop-out move.

Speaker 1 It's like doing like chicken club when someone said turkey club, but that's fine. What about a hamburger?

Speaker 3 I mean, I did fucking, I did, I did four points.

Speaker 3 It sucks. Like, it's I didn't do that to you.

Speaker 2 Hank could not chill right now.

Speaker 3 Okay, so Max says makes a comment, but then I make a comment.

Speaker 1 I got your back.

Speaker 1 I got your back. Got it.
You're right. Yeah.
You're right. Got it.
No, I was just saying I was thinking about doing sausage, egg, and cheese, but it was a little close to a bacon, egg, and cheese.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you didn't do it.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Beef on weck would have been good too.
Yep.

Speaker 1 Beef on Wack.

Speaker 1 A celebrity friendship. It's a Buffalo thing.
You've been to Buffalo with us. Yeah, I've never gotten that.

Speaker 1 It's like a pop.

Speaker 1 When we go to Buffalo, we only get, we go to Wingnuts

Speaker 1 for lunch and dinner every day.

Speaker 1 Pulled pork.

Speaker 2 Pulled pork's very good.

Speaker 1 A Philly roast pork sandwich is like one of the best sandwiches that you can get. Yeah, it is with Delessandro's.
Oh, good. Broccoli Rob on there?

Speaker 1 No. Not Delessandro's.
Why am I blanking on that? Steve's?

Speaker 1 No, what the fuck? Why am I blanking on that? Harby's John's Roast Pork. John's Roast Pork.
I I think Delessandro's, where we got it from, is good. Well, Delessandro's is like a big cheesesteak spot.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was very good.

Speaker 1 Sausage and peppers. That's kind of a

Speaker 1 hot dog. Hot dogs.
I do. That is a good dog.

Speaker 1 Sausage and peppers is. I think it's a little different.
It's on a. Yeah.
Because the peppers make it more. Ah, yeah.
I don't know. I had it on there, but it's too cold for a hot dog.

Speaker 1 Hamburger, I was thinking about it. It's the same thing as a hot dog.
Yeah, you can't do it. It's not a sandwich.
Chip of the cap took it.

Speaker 1 I also thought, like, how different are subs and sandwiches are the same thing yeah are you still on this what i mean i call it a hoagie but i'm not gonna be the one but it's crazy you're still on this because like hot dog is the same thing but again you would have picked all the subs i know so you're you agree with us yeah that our picks were correct but now that you didn't get them you're like i'm just i'm an acquiring mind also a cubano is on like a sub-type role yeah you're 1-1 yeah well once once the the floodgates opened and i jumped in

Speaker 1 you would have picked that If we had done this draft again and we're like, Pink, you get the first three picks, you would have gone Italian chicken parm cheese.

Speaker 3 No, I got my one too.

Speaker 1 Cubano draft going in the first. I love a Cubano.

Speaker 1 It's a good sandwich.

Speaker 1 No, yeah, that's fair. It sounds like Chef.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I've seen Chef. It's a great movie.
Panini.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Panini sandwich is good.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you gotta say,

Speaker 1 I like

Speaker 1 a chicken pesto panini. I was gonna say I like a turkey sun-dried tomato provo.
That's a good one as well. Yep.

Speaker 2 That's a good one. I love how animated Max gets about these food drafts.

Speaker 1 Food drafts are great. We should keep them coming.
What about the

Speaker 1 sandwich with no meat?

Speaker 3 Loaded ball era.

Speaker 1 They're serving up meatballs.

Speaker 1 Not for Hank. He couldn't.

Speaker 1 What's the,

Speaker 1 I don't even know what the name of it is when it's just fresh mozzarella and tomato. Okay,

Speaker 1 yeah, that's

Speaker 1 listen. I eat meat on every single meal, but that's the one time I'll be like, that's fine.
It's the Italian grilled cheese. Yeah, you get the

Speaker 1 balsamic. Except for it's not grilled, but it's good.
It's fresh. It tastes fresh.
Yes, fresh. Fresh.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Ham and cheese, not bad. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I like ham and cheese. Ham and cheese is one of those ones that, like, once a year, I'd be like, man, I really want a ham and cheese.
Kind of like

Speaker 1 bologna. Oh, I thought you were going to say cocaine.
Well,

Speaker 1 mortadella has changed the game with bologna. You can get a mortadella sandwich, and that's the same thing as bologna, but...

Speaker 1 It's every now and then.

Speaker 1 I kind of want a bologna sandwich. Try bologna.

Speaker 3 Peanut butter and fluff.

Speaker 1 I said that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I said that.

Speaker 1 Peanut butter and fluff and peanut butter and banana.

Speaker 2 Banana is good, yeah. Peanut butter and banana is the lead.

Speaker 3 Mayo.

Speaker 2 Just mayo sandwich? Just mayo.

Speaker 1 So you have BLT,

Speaker 1 mayo.

Speaker 1 BLT is a great pick. There's more than that.
You can build around BLT. I did.
Yeah. Well.

Speaker 1 What was it again? Cubato? BLT. Chicken Club.
Reuben. That's a great draft.

Speaker 1 When's the last time you had a Reuben? Never. Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 I kept asking Hank what meat is on a Reuben, and he never answered.

Speaker 1 Beef. No, it's pastrami.
Kind of. No, it's

Speaker 1 corned beef.

Speaker 2 Corned beef, right? Pastra is a good sandwich.

Speaker 1 Pastravi is another sandwich once or twice a day. Papastrami.
Yeah. Papastrami's melted Swiss cheese, pickles, mustard.
Are there any we're forgetting?

Speaker 2 There's a lot. There's probably tons of sandwiches.
Tuna melt was one that I actually thought would have gone in this draft.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I love a tuna melt, but there's so many people that hate tuna melts.
Yeah, I feel like tuna just gets a bad rap because of the smell, and people complain about it.

Speaker 1 Because if you break out tuna, yeah, it does like you should only eat tuna at home, but eating tuna at home is great. Yeah.
Like I, I, tuna is a great sandwich. Shane gets a tuna sandwich once a week.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that he's, he should be in prison. Yeah.
Yeah, you can't do that at work. Eat it at home.
He also, there's one place that he's found that doesn't put, it's only tuna and mayo.

Speaker 1 They don't put celery in it. Oh.
And he refuses to eat anything with any tuna that has like anything but tuna and mayo. Oh, no, you got to go.
Celery. Celery, onions, sometimes carrots.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like he gets disgusted when he orders tuna and it comes with anything but tuna. Oh, another one that's like every now and then, like every three months, egg salad sandwich.

Speaker 1 You get like a weird craving for it.

Speaker 2 I don't like the egg salad sandwich.

Speaker 1 I love an egg salad sandwich. I thought of it.
I love every sandwich.

Speaker 1 God damn it, we are. We literally are sick every sandwich.

Speaker 2 What about pimento cheese?

Speaker 1 Never had one. No, I think pimento cheese is overrated.
Never Never had one. That's my take.
I like a roast beef, just like a cold, like a

Speaker 2 problem with pimento cheese is there's absolutely no crunch or like hard factor in there. It's just soft.
Just soft-ass sandwich. Right.

Speaker 1 Any other sandwiches we love, Max?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 A regular turkey.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, I was going between that, but a turkey club just adds the bacon. Yeah, no, that's true.

Speaker 1 A regular roast beef, good sandwich.

Speaker 2 I don't think anyone took just fried chicken sandwich, right?

Speaker 1 That was a big mess.

Speaker 2 Like a chick-fi-Chick-fil-a.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a big miss.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's actually a huge

Speaker 2 taco.

Speaker 2 A taco sandwich?

Speaker 1 Taco sandwich.

Speaker 1 Torta. Chalupa sandwich.
Never had a chicken. Subs are different.

Speaker 1 Wraps are not sandwiches. I just want it on the record.
You are going to take all the subs, but because you didn't get one, you're mad.

Speaker 3 No, I'm just trying to figure out what bread counts as a sandwich and what bread doesn't.

Speaker 3 Like a wrap, like a taco is not a sandwich, but a sub

Speaker 1 is. Correct.
Okay.

Speaker 2 I feel like we've been pretty consistent on that.

Speaker 1 And again, you would have picked all the subs.

Speaker 3 I wasn't. I wasn't.

Speaker 1 Would you have picked all the subs?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 My list was chicken parm,

Speaker 3 steak and cheese, Italian.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 What about a Euro? Does that count as a sandwich? No.

Speaker 1 Wrap? Just like a normal chicken cutlet. Yeah.
That's probably one that great people.

Speaker 1 I guess it's chicken club.

Speaker 2 Chicken club. Lunchables are pretty good, too.

Speaker 1 Lunchables are good. It's just crazy.

Speaker 3 I just find it funny funny that you guys rattle off a thousand sandwiches, but the only one that I brought up, Max, is like, oh, chicken club.

Speaker 1 Well, he didn't say that. You just did that.

Speaker 1 You said why you did that. No, you made me think.

Speaker 3 You said turkey club. I was like, actually, chicken club's better.

Speaker 1 So I picked it.

Speaker 1 But it's because PFT said during the next place.

Speaker 2 Yeah, the sex thing.

Speaker 1 That's why you said that.

Speaker 1 You're holding on to this.

Speaker 3 Well, no, that's like, yeah, it's like there's no, you know, there's clearly no, it's not a gentleman's rushmore anymore.

Speaker 1 Well, I lost. Has it ever been a gentleman's rushboard? Back in my day.

Speaker 1 At least I used to think I was. Hank, what are you?

Speaker 2 I lost that.

Speaker 3 Or you guys started loading the teams together.

Speaker 1 Honestly, if I could go back and do one thing to change the course of part of my take,

Speaker 1 my answer would be to never do the pizza topping draft. From that moment on, Hank has been the biggest baby about my rushboards.
Yeah. That has ruined the integrity of the sport.

Speaker 1 It's a seminal moment in our history.

Speaker 2 We were trying to help you.

Speaker 1 You would lost so many drafts in a row that's ruined the integrity of this double anchovies no double double double olives yeah hank also just said you stack the teams your teammate last year is in first place right now oh that's insane

Speaker 1 long season buddy yeah but but like you you can't just be like you stack the team like

Speaker 1 that had nothing to do with the person.

Speaker 3 It was the two hosts, you idiot.

Speaker 1 They're still hosts. Yeah, but now they're on the same team.
It's different. That's the whole point.

Speaker 2 You just proved my point hank hank i think the i think the comments are gonna say you're being a baby i don't give a

Speaker 1 feeling

Speaker 1 they say it every single day

Speaker 1 someone did say that we're getting along like they listened to wednesday show they're like you guys are getting along too well like fix this starting on hank and back i don't think we are

Speaker 1 on wednesday yeah maybe it was max's

Speaker 1 like he they don't like that max is we're getting along with max it is what it is I'm, I'm used to it. Yeah, I mean, you take the bullets for it.
Yeah, yeah. Happy to do it.

Speaker 1 That's what you're here for. I don't think you're happy to do it.
You also have had the best run ever. You had to know that people were going to find.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, look at this background. Look where we are.

Speaker 1 We're going to golf.

Speaker 1 When? No.

Speaker 1 All right. Good Mount Rushmore, boys.

Speaker 2 Great Mount Rushmore.

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Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on two very, very, very, very special guests.

Speaker 1 It is Chill Week, presented by Coors Light and Chevy Silverado. It's our good friends, Josh Allen and Blake Griffin.
We just basically decided to have you guys on to tell us why you love us.

Speaker 1 Yeah, take it away, bud. You were just telling me about it.

Speaker 1 There's, I think, what do we had? Three? Yeah, we had three. We kind of had three really good ones.
I'll do the first one. You did that.
I'll do the second one.

Speaker 1 Okay, I'm going to say the third one at the same time.

Speaker 1 You make us laugh. Okay.
You do.

Speaker 1 You're funny. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's kind of the same as number one. You're a not one.

Speaker 1 You're ugly.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 1 That's good. It makes us feel better.

Speaker 1 Telling that you guys. Yeah.
You're funny, but you're also ugly as shit. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I think that's valid. That's valid criticism.
Blake, I saw you were just on our good friend Stavi's podcast.

Speaker 2 That was very funny.

Speaker 2 He asked you what you were going to plug. Like, were you there to plug anything? And you said, just think about me from time to time.

Speaker 1 Don't forget, man. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Don't forget Blake Griffin. I'm on board with that message.
In fact, I'll go one further. We're going to plug Blake's top, was it like top 48 dunks compilation on YouTube?

Speaker 1 Oh, cool. Go watch that.

Speaker 2 Go watch that YouTube clip of Blake.

Speaker 1 What about you, Josh? You want to plug anything? What about all your work in the community? I will also plug his top 48 dunks. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Really nice.

Speaker 1 If we could talk about your work in the community.

Speaker 1 We could. Yeah.
Did you ever see that clip? The Bills, when we were at the Bills training camp last year, they came up to us, the Bills PR.

Speaker 1 They're like, hey, can we do a quick interview with you guys? And we're like, yeah, sure. And they were like, can you guys talk about Josh's work in the community?

Speaker 1 And we're just like, Yeah, dude, like, he's all the work he does in the community is incredible. Like, we don't know what you do,

Speaker 1 but it's good. You do great, appreciate it.
And we're like, dude, no one does more for the community. I'm assuming I would actually also like to plug his work in the community.

Speaker 2 I would assume that it's good work in the community. So, we're like, Yeah, we appreciate it, but I don't know if you're out there like bulldozing spirits.
Very good work, thank you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, he's like, Josh Allen flipped me off. Yeah, Josh Allen burned down a library yesterday.

Speaker 1 Uh, all right, so we're here for the American Century Championship out in Lake Tahoe. The tournament you can watch on NBC.
It's going to be awesome. How are we feeling about our golf game?

Speaker 1 I'll start with you, Josh. Feeling okay.
Every year I've come to this, I think it's my fourth or fifth year. Okay.
And I've gotten better

Speaker 1 every single year. Yeah.
So just got to keep

Speaker 1 going. What's the highest you finished? I think I was like mid-40s last year.
What was the lowest? Oh. Probably like 90 something.
Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So just we're looking to improve this year.

Speaker 1 30s? Looking to improve. You give me in the 30s.
Yep. That's a good, good.
Because that means I'm probably shooting anywhere from 75 to 80 all three days.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 2 I heard that you were actually getting too good at golf. Keon Coleman said that you're so good at golf that you won't golf with him.

Speaker 1 It's Keon. Yeah.
He's got to earn his stripes. Yeah, he's got to earn his stripes.
He's a rookie. That's Keon, man.

Speaker 1 Wait, do you remember Keon? I tell you what, if I had a nickel every time Keon didn't want to play golf,

Speaker 1 actually he's a clip machine, though.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he's a clip machine.

Speaker 1 I'll tell you what, we went to top golf, and the dude can actually swing. He swings it hard and it goes a long way, but you don't know where it's going.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But he's actually got a decent swing first thing. He can't play.
Yeah. Keon is, you should know Keon, Blake, because he's a perfect guy for the NBA to NFL, NFL to NBA thing.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 He averaged like one point a game at Michigan State, and then he was an incredible wide receiver at Florida State. By the way, guys who average one, two, three are getting drafted.
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 Why is that funny? Why is that funny? It's off potential. It is.
That is. Why is that funny? That's not funny.
That's not funny. That's true, though.
They do get drafted.

Speaker 1 All right, so Blake, how's your golf game?

Speaker 1 I'm more of a Keon type of golfer.

Speaker 1 I, you know, you never know where it's going. Range felt good today, but.
You looked good. Thanks, man.
Thanks. Yeah, I need that.
I need every bit of confidence.

Speaker 1 This is my first time, so.

Speaker 1 We'll see. Yeah, but you've been playing.
I mean, you're retired. So you've been playing golf non-stop.
I have been playing a lot more. What's your handicap? It's, you know,

Speaker 1 12. 12.
Oh, 12, 13. Did you say 12? 13.

Speaker 2 13. But you never know.
It's 15. You just might step out there and be sick.
15.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, you could just be awesome that time.
I mean, listen, I'm just hoping to eliminate double bogies. You know, bogies don't kill you, right? Is that what it is? Bogeys are fine.

Speaker 1 Bogies are zero. Doubles are minus two.

Speaker 1 And then you pick it up after a double bogey. It's plus three for hitting someone in the crowd.

Speaker 1 There's a little bit. I'm starting negative three.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Plus how you get points for hitting people. Oh, sweet.
Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so you're good.

Speaker 1 You're good. You also just cheat.

Speaker 2 There's no rules against cheating.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, I think they're actually, I think all the rules are against cheating.

Speaker 1 And golf is like the one sport you're really not supposed to. I think every single rule actually is against cheating.
Right, because

Speaker 1 it takes away guys like me who shot a 72 at Shinnecock. It's like by the way, but people don't talk about that enough.
Thank you. People don't talk about that enough.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was a hell of a day. Still on process.
I was feeling it. I was feeling it.

Speaker 2 Which one of you guys could play the other guy's sport better?

Speaker 1 He could play football better.

Speaker 1 Did you play basketball growing up? A little bit. Yeah, that means no?

Speaker 1 Through high school. Okay.
Yeah. So obviously you can dunk easily.
Play camp. Not like

Speaker 1 him. Well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I'm a rim grazer. Is what they say?

Speaker 1 A little fingertip.

Speaker 1 I can do a two, like a two-hand every once in a while. Have you guys heard about Hank is trying to dunk? I have.
How's that going?

Speaker 1 Summer's going away for me a little little bit. Do you want to have a mic? Do you have another mic? What do you think is holding your back? Holding your back?

Speaker 2 I think maybe genetics?

Speaker 1 Yeah, genetics.

Speaker 1 Are you doing those like, you remember those old basketball shoes

Speaker 1 at the bottom? Yeah, this guy says genetics.

Speaker 1 Age. Yeah.
Yeah. Booze.
Yeah. Okay.
Summer.

Speaker 1 Summer. But summer.
Until December.

Speaker 3 I'm just going to lock in in September.

Speaker 1 September's actually.

Speaker 1 We're like

Speaker 3 here. We just got to get to like here.

Speaker 1 So you're a crazer. Oh.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I can touch the rim. I can almost grab it.
Well, can you palm the ball? Yeah, no, wait. This is not Duncan.
If you're not palming the ball, you got to get palm the ball. You got to get here.

Speaker 1 You know, Walm City.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh.

Speaker 1 Yeah, my bad, dude. There's a few dunks of his on the top 48 that technically he never touched the rim.

Speaker 1 That is true.

Speaker 2 There was one, I think it was against the six.

Speaker 1 They don't always have to touch the rim. No.

Speaker 2 Do you remember that against the six? It was like two plays in a row where Chris Paul just threw it up to you.

Speaker 1 The back-to-back windmills.

Speaker 2 Back-to-back windmills. That must have felt sick.
You probably felt like, God.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was fun.

Speaker 1 Just floating. Honestly, I guess.
It feels pretty cool. Yeah, it feels pretty cool.
It's got to be awesome. Can't do it anymore, though.

Speaker 1 More of a ground walker now. Yeah.
Just kind of keep it on the ground. Blake, I saw you were signing autographs and you signed every single autograph except one.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Did you miss that one intentionally? Wait, did I actually? Yeah. Oh, no.
But he showed up a little bit late, and it was the only reason I noticed it was the only one that was

Speaker 1 a pistons jersey. No.
I swear to God.

Speaker 1 That was a pistons job.

Speaker 1 It was hard. It was a picture of you in a pistons jersey.
He came in at the end. Oh, yeah.
So he has the blue marker. And you sign with the blue marker.
You don't sign with the blue marker.

Speaker 1 You didn't see him, but I just saw it, and I was like, that's funny if he was just not going to sign pistons.

Speaker 1 I signed another pistons jersey. Yeah, you did sign everything.
Hanks.

Speaker 2 I was sort of another reason why I can't talk.

Speaker 3 No, I was up.

Speaker 3 I was in bed watching videos last night and I came across

Speaker 3 return to Against the Clippers as the Pistons. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 What a game.

Speaker 1 Oh, thanks, man. Yank.

Speaker 1 Thanks, Hank. Good job.
Thanks, Hank. Good job, Hank.
Thanks. Inspirational stuff.
Good job. Clipper for life.

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Speaker 2 Oh, we do have big Josh Allen news breaking today. Oh, yeah.
The other Josh Allen changed his name. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So he's no longer Josh Allen.

Speaker 2 He's Joshua? He's Joshua Heinz Allen. Whoa.
So you made another man.

Speaker 1 It's got an alpha move on your partner. Yeah, on the Jaguars.
You beat him out. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know what you're 204? for it.

Speaker 1 By the way,

Speaker 1 congrats, man. You literally made a guy change it.
You're so good. You made a guy change his name.

Speaker 1 He knows like a, you know, some guys get to a new team and they want the jersey, so they pay the money for the jersey. He was trying to pay me for my name, but I just, I wouldn't take it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was some

Speaker 1 smart.

Speaker 2 Well, Blake, you made Brooks change his name. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's true.

Speaker 1 Yeah, to Blake. He's now Blake, yeah.

Speaker 1 Who was the last last year's Blake of the Year? Portals.

Speaker 1 It's coming up next week.

Speaker 1 No, Brooks is everyone. I think we're going to do a phone call again, and Brooks has the British Open.

Speaker 1 He just gets screwed every year.

Speaker 2 That might be good then. Because if we, depending on what time of day, that might be in the afternoon.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It might be off the course. Just letting him mouse offly, or do you like just drop the...
No, he's getting, he actually is getting like each year you can see the progression of it eating away at him.

Speaker 1 He's like, I have. What does it take to be a Blake?

Speaker 1 It's just really just the vibes.

Speaker 1 I feel like I would have answered that. Oh, okay.
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 You go, Blake. We totally blake.

Speaker 1 It feels like vibes, right?

Speaker 1 What does it take to be a Blake? That's a great question. I think just the vibe.
That's a good question. All right, so what does it take to be a Blake? I did.
That's a good question. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's a great answer. All right, what does it take to be a Blake?

Speaker 1 I just said it. Oh, that's an answer.
Oh, I mean, just you got to do a lot of good work in the community. Yep, facts.

Speaker 1 You have to make somebody change their name. By the way, you're right.
You're

Speaker 1 close.

Speaker 1 You're close. And then, I don't know, man, third, I guess.

Speaker 1 I think that's probably. From our perspective, it's

Speaker 1 being insanely good at something, a professional sport, but still being a regular guy. Like Blake and Brooks and Blake Bortles all reached the top of their profession and they were just the same guy.

Speaker 1 Just a couple of regulars. Yeah.
So it's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 It's a compliment to be a Blake. Yeah.
Yeah. There have been people that are...

Speaker 2 They're asking me if my dog is going to be in Blake of the Year. I'm formally announcing my dog, Blake, will not be in Blake of the Year this year.

Speaker 2 I think he's eligible for comeback Blake of the Year.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he might be. He had double elbow surgery, but I think

Speaker 1 you got to earn that.

Speaker 1 You got to earn that shot. I'm not laughing at that.
No, yeah, no, I mean, it's funny to say when a dog is double elbow.

Speaker 1 I love dogs. I love dogs.

Speaker 1 I love dogs.

Speaker 1 He's good.

Speaker 1 That's the hardest I've ever seen you laugh.

Speaker 1 We were hanging in that Sarah McLaughlin commercial that came on. He just died laughing.

Speaker 1 He loved it. Turn this shit up, real quick.

Speaker 1 If there's one thing I know. It's my favorite comedy.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 How many dogs are? Favorite dog on three? One, two, three. Dobert? Yep.

Speaker 1 Okay, that's fair.

Speaker 2 That felt like a sympathy, like a pity one for my dog.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. I just felt like that's what you're going with.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Do you have any dogs?

Speaker 1 Josh?

Speaker 2 It's hard to tell who he's looking at. Okay, Josh.

Speaker 1 I'm talking to Josh. But you're looking over here.
Do you have any dogs? Talking to me? Talk to Josh.

Speaker 1 I do not, not right now. Oh, so you don't really love dogs? Yeah.
I do love dogs. Yeah.
Wait, do you have any dogs? Yeah. Got a cream golden retriever.
Oh, you really love dogs?

Speaker 1 What's his name? Her name.

Speaker 1 Oh, no. That's sane.
Gold retriever, gold retriever. Talk about some bad work in the community.
I mean, goldie. Her name.
Gold retriever is her guys. It's constable.
Honey.

Speaker 1 She's a beautiful dog. What's her name? Honey.
Honey. Beautiful dog.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Are you going to get a dog, Josh?

Speaker 1 You're just planning on it? Planning on it. Okay.
Are you going to adopt or are you going to shop?

Speaker 1 You're going to get built. Adopt, adopt, adopt, definitely.

Speaker 1 Adopt, don't you?

Speaker 2 The thing about when you adopt a dog is their elbows are great. They're fantastic elbows.

Speaker 1 Yeah, probably. Some of the best elbows out there.

Speaker 1 Were they the same legs, the same front leg and back leg? No, two staggered?

Speaker 2 Both is front. So in the back, they got knees.
And in the front, they got elbows. Really? Yeah.
So he had like double timing on. So he's going to come back throwing harder than ever.
Smart.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Forget the athletic. Yeah.
Walking around. Yeah.
Yeah. No, he's a beast.

Speaker 1 What do you guys say to, oftentimes we get some criticism on this podcast that we glaze you guys a little too much. Oh, wow.
What do we say to that?

Speaker 1 It's kind of bullshit because we love you guys, but the haters are always like, oh you're gonna glaze your boys you're just gonna say they're awesome i'll tell you what i'm a sucker for a glazed donut yeah i'm just gonna yeah by the way glazed donuts that's pretty much it right yeah i think that's it that encompasses the whole glazing we need something to come back at them though

Speaker 1 no i know we don't why can't that's a good one why can't you boost your boys up though

Speaker 1 why can't you boost your boys up yeah it's crazy you know what next time that happens i'll i'll tweet something all right maybe yeah back us up we did the the glazing accusations were at an all-time high last they're crazy yeah they're crazy All-time high.

Speaker 2 And I feel like it's backwards when you talk about glazing because, you know, glazing, you can understand what that means. No.

Speaker 1 But when you're glazing somebody, yeah, explain it to us.

Speaker 2 Ejaculating. Oh.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 I didn't know that's what I was doing. On a donut.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they're

Speaker 2 saying we're coming. I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 But in reality,

Speaker 2 it would make more sense if we were the ones getting glazed. If all we're doing is talking good about you guys.

Speaker 1 Put on some nice librarian glasses. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Then we're getting glazed by you guys.

Speaker 1 So actually, they've got it wrong.

Speaker 2 Now they seem like the dumb ones.

Speaker 1 These seem great. Reverse glazers.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right. I'll ask an easier question.

Speaker 1 Josh,

Speaker 1 you very much want to win a Super Bowl with the Bills. Bring the Bills a Super Bowl would be incredible.
Have you thought, this is a new move.

Speaker 1 Have you thought about retiring and then the Bills will win a Super Bowl? Because that's kind of a thing that's going around. If you retire, the team you were last on wins.

Speaker 1 Sometimes you got to make a sacrifice.

Speaker 1 You can answer. If that's what it took, I would do it.
Oh, wow. That's huge for the bills.
If I could, can I say? Yeah, guarantee it. Because that's what Blake did.
He guaranteed it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I would do it.

Speaker 1 He did that.

Speaker 1 I did that.

Speaker 1 He's like, I'm going to do this. I love how you said we're going to ease your question.
You're just shit on me. I mean, that's an old trick of the shit.
I sacrificed myself to the pit.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Do you respect the pit?

Speaker 2 I love that. Yeah.
Just feed the pit. So what's going on with the pit? Can you give like a background story to the uninitiated?

Speaker 1 So the pit was the hole that our new stadium is being built on. So So they had

Speaker 1 to go.

Speaker 1 And people were trying to get some sneak peeks and every game day, someone got a little too intoxicated, fell into the pit. So this is Buffalo.

Speaker 1 We started going on a little win streak when the first person that fell in the pit. So every game, someone miraculously fell into the pit.
This offseason, I went down to the pit and sacrificed myself.

Speaker 1 You know what? That's, by the way,

Speaker 1 work for the community. Yes.
That's the community. Yes.

Speaker 2 I think you actually mean that, though, when you say that

Speaker 2 if it was guaranteed, you would retire. Yeah, I I would.
To bring the Bills to the Super Bowl. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I feel like I would have a part. Yeah, you'd be.
Whether I played or not. Right.
You'd be in the.

Speaker 1 Blake feels the same way. I mean, just.

Speaker 1 Yeah. They were like, no, come back.
And I was like, no, guys. I want you guys to win.
It's the hardest thing I would have had to do. Blake, please.

Speaker 1 Did you think that it was a little bit of stolen valor that Hank celebrated like he had won the championship on Joe Mills? No, that's just Boston, man. You grew up in Boston.
Not that I grew up there.

Speaker 1 If you diehard Boston fan, after being there for a year, I know.

Speaker 1 They take their sports seriously. That's where

Speaker 1 they're probably the best fans in basketball. Wow, that's a slap in the Clippers fans' face.
I mean,

Speaker 1 they're most loyal. Yeah, that's quite true.
They've been through some dark times. Yeah, that's true.
Definitely the most loyal, but Boston fans, man, can't say enough about him.

Speaker 1 So, no, I don't think it was Stolen Valor. Hank, got your bag, dude.
Yeah. He did look awesome out there.
I disagree. Yeah, what? The Missoula's really.

Speaker 1 You think it was Stolen Valor? Hank Showers.

Speaker 2 Go off, Josh.

Speaker 1 He's glazing. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's part of the Missoula family. He's getting reverse glazed.

Speaker 2 That was laid on a little thick by Hank.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
What do you think about the fact that Hank went to try to take a picture with Chris Stopps Porzingis, and it was actually Sam Hauser?

Speaker 1 Joey Hauser. Sam Hauser's brother.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, honestly, it's better than...

Speaker 1 One of the other guys on the team.

Speaker 1 If you could confuse two other guys, I don't know. Let's say

Speaker 1 I'm actually, it's fine. But they do look alike.
You thought you were taking a picture with Sam and you took one with Joey.

Speaker 1 No, he thought he was taking a picture with Chris Stopps, and he went up to Joey. That's tough.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 yeah, yeah. Shout out Joey Hauser.

Speaker 1 And Sam.

Speaker 2 It's a good point by Blake, though. If you went up to like Jalen and you're like, Jason, let me get a picture with you.

Speaker 1 That would be bad. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's why I brought it up.

Speaker 1 That would have been real

Speaker 1 synopsis. Yeah.
Awesome. We had to come to that conclusion.

Speaker 1 Josh, last time we had Blake on, we played a really fun game

Speaker 1 where we found out that he played with, what was it, six Williams?

Speaker 2 Yeah, a lot of Williams. Williams.

Speaker 1 So I did a little research.

Speaker 1 What is the last name you think you've played with the most in the NFL? This is our favorite game. Blake loves it.
He actually asked me to do this again.

Speaker 1 This is great.

Speaker 1 What do you think?

Speaker 1 It's a pretty common last name.

Speaker 1 Brown? No.

Speaker 1 Johnson. Johnson.
Can you name all the Johnsons?

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Yeah.
Johnson. Johnson.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 How many Johnsons have you played with?

Speaker 1 Good question.

Speaker 1 Who are you looking at? Both of you get into it.

Speaker 1 No, because I have the amount of Johnsons you've played with. How many is it? It is

Speaker 1 six Johnsons. Oh,

Speaker 1 me. Can you name them? You, Blake, you've played with five Johnsons.
Five Johnsons plus one, so just six, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Okay. So can you name all your Johnsons? Oh, God.
I got one for sure.

Speaker 1 Ty Johnson. Okay.

Speaker 2 That translates to Cockra.

Speaker 1 Leaving off a teammate. I know.
I'm going to do it. I'm going to do that.

Speaker 1 But there's a 53-man roster. It's just hard.
Sometimes Dante.

Speaker 1 Kevin.

Speaker 1 Daryl. Yep, Daryl Johnson.
Jaquan. Jaquan Johnson.
And Duke.

Speaker 1 Johnson. What about you, Blake? Can you name yours? Tyler Johnson, Joe Johnson.

Speaker 1 That technically counts if they're on like training camp roster, right? No. Nope.
You actually are 0 for 2. Oh.
Tyler? I played with Tyler Johnson. I think.
Maybe you have six.

Speaker 2 It's training camp. I'm going to give you bonus points.

Speaker 1 James Bryce,

Speaker 1 Elise.

Speaker 1 Don't let Alizay. Alizay.
I knew that. Wesley and Stanley.
Yeah. I mean, I was going to get there.
How many Johnsons have you guys played with? One. One.
Yeah. Yes.
This one. Name it.
I don't.

Speaker 1 They weren't

Speaker 1 middle cat.

Speaker 1 They weren't very good.

Speaker 1 You also played with four Williams. Blake has played with six.

Speaker 1 Daryl Williams. Yep.

Speaker 2 Is there any jealousy on that? Yep.

Speaker 1 Dorian Williams. Yep.

Speaker 1 There's actually a repeat first name from Johnson and Williams.

Speaker 1 It's a basketball

Speaker 1 Williams. Yep.

Speaker 1 This is the best podcasting we do.

Speaker 1 Do you know if he's offense or defense? I don't. What is this? How many is he at? Three? He's at three.
and there's four? Yeah. There's one more.
One more. You got this, dude.
Come on. A.
Come on, A.

Speaker 1 Antonio Williams. Yes.
Got it.

Speaker 1 All right. And that wraps up our segment.
Fun with last names. Yeah.
That was good, right? Was that fun? That was great. Thanks.

Speaker 1 Really cool. Yeah.
Really cool. We've played with a lot of Johnson.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you sure have. That's why we come on this podcast, man.

Speaker 2 Josh,

Speaker 2 you got a dirty mind.

Speaker 2 Last year,

Speaker 2 last year, some would say that you cursed the Buffalo Bills when you dies nuts us on the bottom of the bus.

Speaker 1 So that's what I was very hesitant on the Johnson question because of treason. Yeah,

Speaker 1 did you see him get us last year? I did see it. That's just bad.
Room 40.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it was juvenile. Kind of took off.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they made a room in Wing Nuts called Room 40.

Speaker 1 You were talking about some wing place, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It was

Speaker 1 good times. Good times.
Good stuff. You got us good.
I sat down and I looked at you guys like they're going to try to get me. So I've been talking about

Speaker 1 this first.

Speaker 1 We're gullible. We're idiots.
Yeah. Blake, what's your...
Do you have a podcast coming out? No. What, like, with you guys?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Just this episode, probably.
Do you have a show coming out?

Speaker 1 What's next for Blake Griffin? We got some stuff in the works. Fuck yes.
Me and the Haktua girl. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Not together, separately. Yeah, yeah.
Both have things in the works. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It sounded like you guys are working on something.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I got some stuff. Nothing I can say right now.
Can we get a cameo? Yeah, do you want? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I got you. We've been asking.
Done. Word is bomb.
So

Speaker 1 there it is. I mean, Jimmy Tatrow, our good friend.
You can come on too, if you want. Yeah, just released his new movie, and we asked if he could give us a cameo.
And he was like, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 And then the movie came out, and there was like a major storyline about podcasters. And we just didn't get a cameo.

Speaker 1 It was like the most easy way for us to be working. That's amazing.
It's like, damn. Yeah.
So we're in search of the cameo. Maybe the sequel will get you in there.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Is it fun not having a job?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's yeah, it's pretty pretty cool.

Speaker 2 It seems awesome. Pretty cool.

Speaker 1 I mean, and honestly, it was a job, so I had to sacrifice myself for Celtics to win.

Speaker 1 But it does feel like I did just finish the season. So it's been pretty cool the last like three or four weeks.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you take a few weeks off to recover. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Just victory lap right now. Yeah.
Do you get bored at any time? Not really, no. There's plenty of stuff to do in the world.
All right. That's good.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 What's your favorite thing to do?

Speaker 1 Golf? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yep. Yep.
Yep. Yep.

Speaker 1 Not to keep rehashing this, but work in the community. Yep.
And work in the community.

Speaker 1 Kyle does great work.

Speaker 1 I didn't know that. Yeah.
That's honestly it. That's it.
Is it weird that you are in SEC school now? It is.

Speaker 1 It's going to be weird. I'm a little worried.
It just means more, though, right? That's what they say? Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, wow. That's what they say.
Nice. It does mean more.
It does mean more. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It is weird, though. It is weird.
It's going to be weird, but it's going to be pretty sweet going to like, you know, LSU and and Alabama.

Speaker 1 Every school. Yeah, it's going to be fun.

Speaker 2 It also takes away some of the rivalries, though. Like, you and Oklahoma State.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but you still have Texas, which is like the big, you know, still have the big Texas game.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Horns Down.

Speaker 1 There you go. Automatically.

Speaker 2 We can blur this out. Horns down.
I don't know if you can put this on YouTube. I'll censor it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we can do it. Horns down.

Speaker 1 Horns down.

Speaker 2 Demonetized.

Speaker 1 Horns down. If Wyoming had played in the SEC.
Yep.

Speaker 1 Sorry, I didn't mean that. What would have happened?

Speaker 1 You guys would have won a couple games. Yeah.
You played some big boys in your

Speaker 1 Oregon. Yeah, Nebraska.
Yeah, that was good. Got Wax versus Oregon in Nebraska.
Beat Boise State, though. Yep.
They were 13th in the nation. Yep.
There you go. On the blue turf? No, at home.

Speaker 1 Okay, on the yellow turf, on the piss yellow turf. No.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 1 there's the end zones. It's the end zones.
Yeah, the end zone.

Speaker 1 The end zones. Going back and watching the bull game, it was us versus central Michigan on the blue turf.
Yeah. It's like the worst visual.

Speaker 1 Where did Josh play college football? You just said it. Yeah.
Come on, dude. Montana State.

Speaker 1 There you go. There you go.
Come on, man.

Speaker 1 You don't know how far we go back.

Speaker 1 Let's get you into some football players. No, Montana State.
I do like football. Sorry, I didn't know.

Speaker 1 The only Josh Allen I've messed with is this right there.

Speaker 2 Only one in the game.

Speaker 1 Two-time Blake of the Year? Yes. Potentially.

Speaker 1 He's three times.

Speaker 1 He's going for four next week.

Speaker 1 Yes. That's a big time.

Speaker 2 We'll have a new contest, Josh Allen, of the year. You're the only one in the NFL.
That's true. You better fucking win.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Can Josh Allen win the big one? We'll find out.

Speaker 1 Boy, Joshua wishes he kept his name the same, doesn't he?

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Speaker 2 I'll tell you what, Big Cat has been getting off.

Speaker 1 He looks down to see what he's doing.

Speaker 2 He's been getting so good at this fucking ad.

Speaker 1 I thought he was like reading it somewhere.

Speaker 2 That's the last nine people we've had on this podcast have stopped.

Speaker 1 You're like, what was that?

Speaker 2 Like, they just watched Jimmy Page play Stairway to Heaven.

Speaker 1 I just memorized two sentences. Did you do it backwards?

Speaker 1 Fuck no, I don't even know where to start.

Speaker 2 It starts with take because it's promo code take.

Speaker 1 No, but if like actually say the words backwards, yeah, you can't. No, not the words backwards, do it in reverse order.

Speaker 2 Take

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Speaker 1 Not even closing.

Speaker 1 Fuck.

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Speaker 1 Clothes.

Speaker 1 Sweatshirts. How long are you guys off the T?

Speaker 1 How long? Oh, oh.

Speaker 1 I mean, if it goes straight, I could hit it 300.

Speaker 2 Nice.

Speaker 1 Josh. Doesn't go straight often.
But off it's straight, I could probably hit like 300. Maybe a little further?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was hoping you went 301.

Speaker 1 301. Yes.

Speaker 2 They got a long drive hole out here that they're tracking everybody. You win something if you get the longest drive.
They said Travis Kelsey last year hit it 360 yards. Holy shit.

Speaker 1 Off the tee. Oh, yeah.
Elevation. Cool.
And he goes hit it far. And he's strong.

Speaker 2 He's so strong. Very strong.

Speaker 1 He is strong. He is so strong.
He's a strong boy. Yeah.
Strong boy.

Speaker 2 I don't want to sound disrespectful, but Blake, I feel like you should be able to hit the ball farther than 300 yards. It's like, I mean,

Speaker 1 listen, I'm going to try my hardest, but who knows? Have a little faith in yourself. Blake, are you going to work for JJ Reddick and the Lakers? Yeah, actually, can I make an announcement? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Happy for JJ. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Had you not said that publicly yet? I don't think so. Okay.
All right. That's good.
I said it to some people, and I said it to him. Yeah.
It is crazy that he's the coach of the Lakers.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's pretty awesome. I mean, if he's as equipped to do that as anyone.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So yeah, I'm excited for him. Yeah.
But no, I'm not going to be coaching. I'm also happy for J.J.

Speaker 1 That's too big announcement.

Speaker 1 Wait, what? You're not?

Speaker 1 You don't like G.J. Reddick? Max.
Max doesn't like GJ Reddick. Max, you have a question for the guys? You said you did.

Speaker 1 Okay. No Philly-based questions.
Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 1 Oh, wow. He's got, he said, you both play different sports.
That really confused. How am I supposed to ask him? This whole conversation is.

Speaker 1 I think, Max.

Speaker 1 I could just, can I just throw one out? Sure. Do you enjoy playing in Philly? Because that.

Speaker 1 That question stinks. Okay.

Speaker 1 You didn't have one, so that stinks worse.

Speaker 2 He used his question to tell you that your question stunk.

Speaker 1 I don't have a question.

Speaker 2 I think his question is actually, you guys play two different sports.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh, yeah.
What's that like?

Speaker 1 Sports too.

Speaker 1 Do you guys like sports, even though you play different ones? How does it work? You guys play two different sports.

Speaker 2 Oh, Blake, I did have a question for you, though, because Joe Missoula said that he would send you a ring. He actually did say that.

Speaker 1 Did he? Yeah. Is this mid-season?

Speaker 2 No, this is, I think, after they won, right? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's interesting.

Speaker 1 I greatly appreciate that sentiment, but I'm truly so happy for those guys. And, you know, they deserved it.
And again,

Speaker 1 I did my part, but I don't want the ring. You know what I mean? Like, yes.
Was I a huge part of the team? Yes. Could they have done it with me? No.

Speaker 1 So, you know,

Speaker 1 I I think that that equals noting. Yeah, maybe a tribute video.

Speaker 2 That'd be nice. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, that would be fun. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Hey, wait, have you watched the Clipper show?

Speaker 1 I did not watch it. No.
That's got to be weird having a show that someone, an actor's playing in life. Everybody asked me if I watched it.
And

Speaker 1 what I want to say is like, I lived it, but that sounds... Weird.
Oh, that's cool. That's it.
That's true. Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, I didn't watch it. I lived it.
There's a show. There's a show about Donald.

Speaker 2 It does sound like kind of badass when you say it that way. Thanks, man.

Speaker 1 There's a show about Donald Sterling. What's Showtime? Clips.
It's FX. FX, Clips.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so there's a guy playing Blake Griffin. Dude, that's sick.
Yeah, well,

Speaker 1 we'll show you the lucky no.

Speaker 1 Once you see the guy, you're going to be like, oh, that's not it.

Speaker 1 I'm going to pull it up right now.

Speaker 2 So you didn't work with this actor to show him how to be more Blake? I didn't.

Speaker 1 I think he sent in probably a submission tape, and they're like...

Speaker 3 Oh, he just dyes hair, right?

Speaker 1 That was it. Can he read

Speaker 1 like shoot?

Speaker 1 I haven't watched it. Oh, yeah, you haven't watched it.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I've just seen a bunch of like I'm not watching it because you're not watching it. I stand in Zolta.
Oh, yeah. We're not going to watch it.
Okay. It's not going to go.

Speaker 1 This is. Is this real? Is this a real picture right here? Oh, my.
Is that supposed to be Chris Paul and Blake?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I would have expected these guys would have met with you so that they could be like, hey, which fire alarm did you pull when the Rockets were trying to fight you?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 I pulled all of them. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Call the police.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, we love both of you guys.
Sorry for glazing so much, but that's why I like

Speaker 1 to be sincere for a second, the best part about this podcast is like becoming real friends with some of the guys we had on. Both of you are definitely in that category.
So

Speaker 1 we want Josh to keep winning football games. We want Blake to keep not getting bored.

Speaker 1 Forget about me.

Speaker 1 Do not forget about Blake Griffin. Actually, it would be nice.
Okay, here's an idea that popped my head. When they do the My Cause, My Cleats, maybe it's just Blake Griffin on your cleats.

Speaker 1 Did he die?

Speaker 1 I just felt like people should

Speaker 1 remember him, yeah. Talk about him more.
They don't forget about him.

Speaker 1 You got to do that. Some sick, like, sick art.
Yeah, him dunking.

Speaker 1 Throw out some stats. Upwards of 450 million Americans forget about Blake Griffin every year.

Speaker 1 Yeah, USR for the angel song and the best I'm walking. Finally, how to get him.

Speaker 2 That would be great for the community.

Speaker 1 That would be great for the community. Yeah, great for my community.
Thanks, man. Thanks in advance.
Appreciate it. All the community work.
All right, gotcha. I got you.
Well, thank you, boys.

Speaker 1 Good luck this week. Thank you.
Everyone watch Root for Blake and Josh.

Speaker 1 Is there a show, Blake and Josh?

Speaker 1 I could change one. Well, no.
No, you can't.

Speaker 1 We're a week away, dude.

Speaker 1 We're a week away from Blake of the Year.

Speaker 2 It knocks me down in my body.

Speaker 1 And also, you, yeah. I mean, after.
And and then I change it back before the next one. But also, it's about being a Blake.
It's about it's in here. Yeah, that's right.
That's true. That's right.

Speaker 1 We could do a podcast though. We're going to rival you guys, do Blake and Jelly.
I would nothing would make me happier

Speaker 2 than our coaching tree.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 See what we did.

Speaker 2 I mean, JJ, look at our coaching tree. One of them is a coach of the Lakers.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He has shown us that, if anything, we should be coaching the NBA as podcasters.

Speaker 1 I mean, he went from a podcast to coaching the NBA. Oh, we got it.
Yeah. Well, no, Josh didn't.

Speaker 1 Josh is a football guy. We play different sports, so it's impossible to get it.

Speaker 2 All right. All right.
Serious question. Which one of your balls is better, a football or a basketball?

Speaker 1 Oh, good question.

Speaker 1 What ball is better?

Speaker 1 Which ball is

Speaker 1 there? I think football is obviously a better. And I think for basketball, football is probably also better.
But if you had to take one ball for the rest of your life.

Speaker 1 Imagine Duncan with one of those. Football.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Right back in the day.

Speaker 1 You're on a desert island. Well, here's the thing about it.

Speaker 1 Basketball is like, you know, you can dribble it, but like, if you don't have a hoop, then at least you can play catch with a football. So

Speaker 1 you're saying football. Imagine throwing some lobs full court with the football.
Oh, yeah. You can't dribble a football, though.
You can.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you can? Yeah. If you're not with the right angle on it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you do the little quarterback spin. You think it looks cool.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Dribbling. Then you spin it in your hand.
Yeah. So cool.
God, those guys are.

Speaker 2 How cool does it feel to just go like this on your shoulder pads, Josh?

Speaker 1 It's very relaxing.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's my favorite. I'd sometimes do that just in polo shirts, just stand around like this.
That is nice.

Speaker 1 We had life vests on yesterday, and we were just going like this. Felt like a backup board.
We were wakeboarding. That was sick.
No big deal. We know how to wake board now.
Nice. Yeah.
All right.

Speaker 1 Thank you, boys. Thank you.
Crush it this week. Blake and Josh.
You win it. Blake and John.

Speaker 1 23-4.

Speaker 1 If you guys go 1-2,

Speaker 1 I don't know if you win anything.

Speaker 1 They do a lot for charity. I think they do.

Speaker 2 I think there's cash. Yeah.

Speaker 1 If you go 1-2. Do like a two two main competition we can get in.
Mike and Andy won last year, too. So

Speaker 1 what is that? Like a.

Speaker 1 Oh, like we just during the tournament, two guys can. Oh, wow.
Oh, yeah. All right, maybe teamed up.
I don't know much about this tournament. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You'll learn. You know, Mike's going to be my time.
My Andy, right? No, I'm not falling for this.

Speaker 1 He's trying to get us. Wait, wait, Josh.
No,

Speaker 1 Josh, Josh.

Speaker 1 Josh. That was on the end of the day.
Josh.

Speaker 2 Who's Mike and Andy? I don't want.

Speaker 1 We don't need to get into it. I don't want to.

Speaker 1 Don't patronize.

Speaker 1 It was a good try.

Speaker 1 I'm confused. I feel like there is a Mike and Andy band.
Yeah, Mike and Andy.

Speaker 2 We don't know who they are.

Speaker 1 Who's Mike and Andy?

Speaker 2 Who's Mike and Andy? Mike and Andy who?

Speaker 2 Mike and Andy.

Speaker 1 And cut. Okay.
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Speaker 1 Okay, boys, let's wrap up Chill Week. It's been an awesome, awesome week with Firefest, F-I-R-E

Speaker 1 of the week, because we're going to be in the chill mindset first before we do that. Hank, how do you think Mount Rushmore went?

Speaker 3 I thought it didn't go as bad as you guys are making me think like it did. I think we'll let the poll decide for itself.
True.

Speaker 3 But I feel okay. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I thought it was very funny.

Speaker 2 It was funny.

Speaker 3 We didn't really have a lot of prep time.

Speaker 2 We only had a couple hours.

Speaker 1 Also, I think my prep time was two minutes in my head.

Speaker 2 It's sandwiches.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you guys are eaters. I'm not.

Speaker 1 Hank also came up with the idea. Oh, yeah.
You're the one who came up with it. Oh, shit.

Speaker 2 Hank also eats his sandwiches sideways, like a harmonica.

Speaker 3 I thought it went great.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think so, too. It's been fun hanging out this week.

Speaker 1 I personally have. I've had a great time.

Speaker 3 I know you guys think I'm bad vibes.

Speaker 1 No, I don't think you're bad vibes. I think you have things that make the vibes turn bad sometimes.

Speaker 2 Your face.

Speaker 1 Your face. Yeah, when you do your facial expressions, they can sometimes turn bad.

Speaker 1 All right, fire fest of the week. Hank.

Speaker 3 Yeah, mine's kind of just like a fire fest of the month. I kind of, you know, I've been doing a lot of

Speaker 3 reflecting and just real, like, I realized that the Brady Day was June 12th. It's basically July 12th the last month has been one of the craziest of my life.

Speaker 3 And just seeing all of the AWLs out at all of these events, whether it was Brady night, the Celtics parade, all week here. It just is very surreal.

Speaker 3 And I know we kind of get used to it because it just happens all the time.

Speaker 3 But it's like sometimes when i'm in my hotel or just sitting you know at my house i'm just like this i i'm like the lebron i can't believe this is my life big time um so my fire fest is just just the awls and and and the community that this podcast has brought and it's just it's insane yeah think about how far you've come and just like the last year and a half two years everywhere you go people just yell random numbers at you for the lottery ball machine and now they're just team hank yeah it's great people people are supportive of the haircut they're just it's just it's it's awls are the best.

Speaker 3 That's my fire for you.

Speaker 1 We really got to get people yelling random numbers at Max.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's because he's well Max gets the two sodas which we've seen a few times and that makes me laugh pretty hard every time Yeah, it makes me laugh every time Max Where are the two sodas?

Speaker 1 Where was where was that? Was that here?

Speaker 2 Yeah, what a guy brought two sodas in from Absurd.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah it happened

Speaker 1 every time I go to a bar I get two

Speaker 1 and they think it's like the most unique funny thing ever and it is it's funny it does make everyone around me laugh. Yeah, it makes me laugh every time memes.
Are you getting recognized now? Come on.

Speaker 1 Memes said. But the memes doesn't go out, though, either.
Yeah. No, I'm saying out here.
No one said, hey, memes.

Speaker 1 I wonder if Pug.

Speaker 3 Memes, we have been around

Speaker 3 with celebrities.

Speaker 3 Because even when we were walking around, we were with Kyle Yuszzak. He's a 49er.
We're in the Bay Area. Everyone's yelling at him, but there's also a ton of people yelling at him.

Speaker 1 Bay Area Joe. Just let him cook.
Let him cook. Bay Area Joe.

Speaker 2 That's closer than Hank usually gets with his geography.

Speaker 3 There's a lot of 49er fans here.

Speaker 1 Yes, that's fair we're on the west coast he has a lot of

Speaker 3 ton of fans here yeah uh but there's also a ton of people yelling at pft and myself and that's always like in those moments when we're with actual celebrities and actual athletes where i'm just like i can't believe it's the same thing as the parade when it's like i'm on the boat with you know the head coach of the celtics and i have people yelling at me like that bro thinks he's on the page that's that's the type of stuff that just you know blows my mind still to this day we were talking about it at dinner last night like We have to compartmentalize it because we have to do our job and have fun and bust balls.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 the growth of this show, we go out to the driving range, and like a bunch of these guys who, like, we've been looking up to for all this time, like, come up to us, or

Speaker 1 they know who we are. It's like, what's the fuck? Kaletti.
Yeah, Stephen Kaleti.

Speaker 3 Who's listening to us?

Speaker 1 Stephen. Sorry, Stephen.

Speaker 3 Sorry, Steven.

Speaker 1 Jesus Christ, dude. Miles Teller and I talked about the sphere for like 20 minutes on Wednesday.
It was just the most casual conversation.

Speaker 2 You are close to the sphere. Can you feel it?

Speaker 1 I really want to go right now.

Speaker 2 Yeah, the sphere is a very good space. This is the Bay Area.

Speaker 1 I really want to go go right now.

Speaker 1 There's a bay over there.

Speaker 1 Nope. It's not a bay, so what? Whatever.

Speaker 1 It's a lake.

Speaker 2 It's called Lake Tahoe.

Speaker 1 It's a hidden gem. One of the hidden gems.
Lake of the Year. We got to get Miles Teller back on the show, though.
That guy rocks. Absolutely rocks.

Speaker 1 It's also very funny watching all these super famous athletes, movie stars, comedians. Golf is like the ultimate equalizer that

Speaker 1 the most confident people in the world, you go up to them in the driving range, you're like, how you doing? They're like, I fucking suck.

Speaker 3 I've asked, I'm like, like, You think you're gonna make a run?

Speaker 1 They're all just go, no, yeah, right, right. So it's like you see the weakness of like the golf brings everyone to their knees.

Speaker 2 I think the one guy that that actually might have a chance that we got to meet is Derek Carr. Yeah, Derek Carr might have a chance this weekend.

Speaker 2 I was walking around the driving range, and I wasn't up close enough to see who everyone was yet. And I saw something happen.
I was like, oh my God, that guy almost got killed by that other guy.

Speaker 2 It was about a half inch away from a devastating head injury that would have just like probably killed the the guy.

Speaker 2 Then I get closer and I'm like, oh my God, that guy that almost got killed, that's John Elway. John Elway almost died on this driving range.
Then I get a little bit closer.

Speaker 2 I'm like, holy shit, that was Derek Carr.

Speaker 1 Almost killed him.

Speaker 2 Derek Carr almost killed. Derek Carr came about half an inch away from killing John Elway today, which would have been the craziest sports story ever.

Speaker 1 That would have been nuts.

Speaker 2 Also, given Derek Carr, like a little bit of bad boy street cred. Yeah.
And the Raiders would probably

Speaker 1 all come back.

Speaker 1 We also saw that one golf cart crash that rocked.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that was fun. Yeah, old guys crashing golf carts is very fun.

Speaker 1 And it was an old guys on the back of a golf cart getting rear-ended by another golf cart.

Speaker 1 It was just cool to watch. It was like, I know that everyone was okay.
It was cool to watch. Yeah, yeah.
All right, PFT?

Speaker 2 My Fire Fest F-I-R-E Fest of the Week. I mean, I echo everything that Hank said.
It's been very cool out here. But I would say, my baby's coming home.
My baby's coming home when I get back. Wow.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 The El Camino. Oh.
Yeah. Nice.

Speaker 2 It should be fixed. Holy fixed.

Speaker 2 We had a slight hiccup last week.

Speaker 1 Due to F-I-R-E. Yeah, no,

Speaker 2 the hiccup is over, I think. We're post-hiccup.
When I was, I dropped it off before vacation. And the guy was like, I'm going to give you a call back tomorrow.

Speaker 2 I'll give you the full quote, everything that needs to happen to it.

Speaker 1 I didn't hear from him for a long time.

Speaker 2 And I was coming back from vacation. I still hadn't heard from this guy.
And I called, left a message. No return call.
Called again, left a message. No return call.

Speaker 2 I thought there was an outside chance that this guy just straight up stole my El Camino. And I would never hear from him again.
In which case, tip of the cap to that guy runs a pretty good racket.

Speaker 2 But then he called me back a couple days ago, gave me the breakdown of everything. I think we're back in business.
I think starting next week, I think it's going to be...

Speaker 2 It's going to be an awesome August. I'm going to be cruising that bad boy everywhere.
Hell yeah. Speakers working great on it.
Tested those out. I just can't wait.

Speaker 2 I did get a seatbelt installed, which might be a beta move on my part. I just don't want to die if I get into an accident.

Speaker 1 No, I think that's probably also, like, if you ever get pulled over, you probably want a seatbelt.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's legally mandated in the state of Illinois. But I'm very much looking forward to pulling up to a lot of places that are too classy for an El Camino in an El Camino.
Hell yes.

Speaker 2 I just want to get, I want to get kicked out of somewhere pulling up, just revving that engine. Oh, it's sweet.
That rocks. Nothing bad's ever going to happen to it.
Nev rocks.

Speaker 1 Ever again.

Speaker 1 Okay, my Fire Fest.

Speaker 1 I just have had a great time hanging with the boys. We just had, like, playing frisbee golf was awesome.
We got to do that more.

Speaker 1 Dinners. We did a team dinner in our

Speaker 1 suite on Tuesday night. Grilled and chilled.

Speaker 3 Grilled and chilled.

Speaker 1 We went out to dinner at like maybe the best vibes ever bar that had live music that was just as chill as possible.

Speaker 1 Just hanging with hank pft and i spent some time in the hot tub last night we almost got in the hot tub where the jets weren't working and we then realized it would just be the three of us sitting in a bathtub together also chill another one also chill yeah but it was i don't know it's just fun being on the road with the boys yeah it is and we and we fired greg burhalter and we fired greg burhalter and hank

Speaker 1 has not had bad vibes except for that one time There have been fewer bad vibes than usual. Yeah, he's been very good vibes.
Today, Hank was like, I don't know what got into into him today.

Speaker 1 Maybe he got a lot of sleep, but he was like, intern Hank. He was running around, grabbing food, grabbing waters.
What do you need? What do you this?

Speaker 1 Just trying to be an asset. Yeah, it was incredible.

Speaker 2 I think it's just being on a golf course. Yeah.
It brings the best out of him.

Speaker 1 That was

Speaker 1 one funny story was.

Speaker 3 This is a misconception.

Speaker 1 You don't even know what the story is yet. I do.

Speaker 1 What do you think the story is? Blake Griffin.

Speaker 1 Do you want to tell it?

Speaker 3 Yeah, so Blake Griffin,

Speaker 3 me and PFT, the plan was we shot PFT

Speaker 3 was with Usjack, shooting a video. I was shooting the video too.
I also got to run it back on the camera.

Speaker 1 You said that after. You're like, I still got it.

Speaker 3 Back on the sticks.

Speaker 1 Memes said opposite. Oh, no.

Speaker 1 You still don't got it?

Speaker 2 I did hear that Hank had to ask memes all the time, like, how do I turn this off?

Speaker 1 Oh, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 I just was, it took me a minute to get used to the

Speaker 1 learning experience. Oh, he had to relearn.

Speaker 1 So not like riding a bike.

Speaker 3 Well, no, they just have a different way that they shoot golf videos. And I was just,

Speaker 1 it took me a hole. It took me one hole to figure it out.
Okay. But I figured it out.

Speaker 3 It was good to be on the sticks. And then PFT, I mean, Big Cat and Blake were also going to do the same thing.
And it's going to be one video. Blake was showing up late.

Speaker 3 We didn't know if we were going to be able to get out there. And I said, maybe,

Speaker 3 you know, once the afternoon round ends, they'll let us all go out and we can play.

Speaker 3 I meant you guys. No, you said we.
I said we, yeah, we're a collective. It's us.
We're as brand, this podcast.

Speaker 1 We is, we is us. Hank's also been talking because we're going to do this every year now.
And again, thank you to American Century Championship. They've been incredible hosts and Edgewood, especially.

Speaker 1 They've just been awesome. But Hank's already like planned out how many times he's going to play this course.

Speaker 1 He's like, we're going to play it Monday. We're going to play it Tuesday.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he did try to sneak in at tea time yesterday. You did? No.
Well, no, he imposed. Oh, yeah, yeah, that was.

Speaker 1 Yeah. We're going to play this course next year.
It's sick.

Speaker 3 I mean, it's, yeah, it's, as I like to play golf. When you're walking around a golf course, you can't help but think.

Speaker 2 What if I was playing? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Also, the tournament's going to be on NBC and Peacock all weekend. So watch it because it's, I'm going to watch it.
It's like all these guys are competing.

Speaker 1 They're all the most competitive guys in the world. And the setting is insane.

Speaker 3 The vibe at the 17th hole is all the time. It's on the water.
There's people that are on boats screaming, throwing footballs at people. It's par three.

Speaker 2 Yeah, the hole is Bay Area.

Speaker 2 It's right on the Bay. Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 It's literally Bay Area. All right.
Good week, boys. Let's kick it back to ourselves.
We got lottery ball. Okay, let's wrap up the week.
Numbers. 86.

Speaker 1 20. 19.
3.

Speaker 1 Max, are you ever going to get this? Nope. 21.

Speaker 1 This would suck if it was 56, Max, because you just had 56 two seconds ago. Doesn't matter.
I'm never gonna get it. Oh, I don't like he's doing reverse psychology.
He's learned. Yeah

Speaker 1 42 Jackie Robinson

Speaker 1 love you guys. Everybody, please, please.

Speaker 2 I made that a must-win.

Speaker 2 for your love up, coming for your love up, giving you love up.

Speaker 2 Bake on

Speaker 2 me,

Speaker 2 make

Speaker 2 me young.

Speaker 2 I'll be

Speaker 2 gone,

Speaker 2 good job to

Speaker 2 be less to say.

Speaker 2 I'm once in it. I'll be some little boy.

Speaker 2 Better than the flight is out there, say after me.

Speaker 2 It's no better to be safe, but sorry, safe and sorry,

Speaker 2 take

Speaker 2 on

Speaker 2 me,

Speaker 2 take

Speaker 2 me

Speaker 2 up.

Speaker 2 I'll be gone

Speaker 2 things I can say and raise in the live light. Just to play my love easily.

Speaker 2 You're all the things I've got to remember. Be shy and away.

Speaker 2 I'll be coming for you anyway.

Speaker 2 Take

Speaker 2 on me.

Speaker 2 Take

Speaker 2 on me.

Speaker 2 Take

Speaker 2 on

Speaker 2 me.