Divisional Round Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes, Mahomes Is Inevitable And The Lions Are In The NFC Championship Game

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Today is Monday, January 22nd, and it's NFL divisional round we start in Baltimore where Stephen the Sims gave the Texans a fake life with a first half punt return for a touchdown but LaMarcha the Penguins, who was the star of the movie as he waddled all over the icy turf of Baltimore running for 102 scores. Admiral Nelson Aguilar was rumming through the back of the end zone on a dark and stormy day.
And it's time to tuck in P.J. Stroud and his jam jams as the Texans season goes night-night.
Ravens 34, Texans 10. Whip! Whip! Out west as the darkness was creeping over Palo Alto, Packers fans were screaming, I believe anything called love.
The Niners quarterback had to brock out all the haters as he battled through a brocky performance, but he came through in the end and he proclaimed, Let there be brock. They were handing out free scoops of touchdowns at the McCaffrey Terrier, and Dre Greenlaw and Order was restored in the end as Salamanders Carlson wants to crawl under a warm rock as the Packers are off to see the lizard, the wonderful lizard of the Oz season.
Niners, 24. Packers, 21ay jared naked ladies in the lions had one week to think about this game in the old apartment for a ticket to the nfc championship game jameer lives ran left gaining six feet of separation for the big blue reminding lions fans of another b sanders they all adore i'm once again asking you to run the ball, Dan Campbell.
The Bucs made a valiant comeback. Mike Tyler Blevins looked at his special teams coach and said, I'll never understand how college and NFL teams allow kickers that just miss.
Would love opinions on this. Derek Barnes and Noble made it so it wasn't such a hard cover for Lions fans at the end as he sealed the trip to San Francisco with an interception.
The Detroit Lions are in the NFC Championship game. Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Lions 31, Bucks 23.
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Travis Kelsey scored twice, throwing up a heart, taunting DeMar Hamlin. And he took that personally, calling his own number on a fake punt and getting a busy signal.
Micola Hardman coughed the ball up, giving the Bills life. But it was Tyler Bass who clearly didn't take any of Sean McDermott's speech to heart as he failed to hit either of the two uprights.
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and it was like

good game after good game. The first game wasn't great.
We're going to get to every game, but big moments after big moments. It was awesome.
This is my favorite week of football. It always is.
Every year, divisional round. Super wild card weekend is nice just because they put the super on there.
You get amped up about that. divisional round you get you get good teams you weed out some of the phonies i have a take i kind of like championship sunday the most because i like here's all right listen i know it's less football but there's just something special about booking a trip to the super bowl it's like feels historic i don't know like as a fan if you're a fan of one no just watching it even just watching it even if you're not a fan of either team it's like well this is the super bowl the super bowl means so much like and you also you get you get that week where like all the fans of the team that booked it it's like you don't have to think about the game you just get to celebrate it this is to me even better than super bowl weekend i'm kind of like belichick you get the championship trophy just hand it right back here you.
Here you go. I don't even look at this.
I like divisional round, man.

It was awesome.

It was an awesome weekend.

It's just data, too.

If one of the games is a stinker.

Yeah, no, you're right.

You're right.

There's a high likelihood that one of the games will be a blowout,

and you're like, fuck, I feel unfulfilled.

But, yeah, this was a great weekend.

It was.

Great weekend of football.

It was good.

I think, for the most part, the better teams won.

Yeah.

We can say that, right?

Yeah, I actually think all four better teams won.

I think so.

I think all four better teams won.

So we're going to go to the next episode. It was good.
I think for the most part, the better teams won. Yeah.
We can say that, right? Yeah, I actually think all four better teams won.

I think so.

I think all four better teams won.

So we're going to get...

I think about it.

I don't...

Yeah, I have no qualms with the four advancing.

Yeah.

We're going to get great matchups in the championship weekend.

Yeah.

I'm very excited about it.

Yeah, the two best teams in each conference are in the championship game.

And we're in a little bit of a pickle on the NFC side. Yes.
Yes. Well, we have friends on both sides.
Just points. Just give me points.
Yeah. All right.
Let's get into it. Ravens 34, Texans 10.
The first game on Saturday. We could talk about the Texans later and how the season was great for them, but this was the Ravens, what I thought was my don't overthink a game of the weekend.
The Ravens' defense was the story of this game because it felt like everyone was saying, ooh, rest versus Russ, how's Lamar and the offense going to look? The Ravens' defense was so good that they let Lamar and the offense get a half of getting their feet wet, and then in the second half, they completely destroyed them. They made adjustments at halftime, yeah.
But good the whole game defense was awesome the entire time they're so goddamn tough and like nasty the the texans weren't able to do anything no they did nothing on offense i don't think they ran a play inside the red zone the entire time no they could they couldn't run the ball at all and it felt like every coverage that they were like the ravens what the ravens do so well too is they don't even have like these elite pass rushers they have guys obviously they're very very good but their coverage is like confuses quarterbacks so much that they just always are being able to get to the passer because it's just there's nothing there yeah the only time the Texans were able to do anything offensively is if CJ Stroud made an incredible throw right and broke off a chunk of like 20-25 yards and it was in like the tightest windows possible. It had to hit his guy in stride.
It had to be a perfect throw. Besides that, there was absolutely nothing that the Texans could do on that side of the ball.
It was that first half play where he like rolled out. And I can't remember who he hit.
It might have been Singletary who Patrick Crean was guarding him. And it was like Patrick Crean was completely smothering him.
And C.J. Stroud put it in the only spot that he could catch it and we all were like damn CJ Stroud and then we had a moment and realized that's not really sustainable offense no because that was basically the perfect pass to get a good play and they weren't able to do that over and over and again yeah that was the only offense that the Texans had besides that they did absolutely nothing the Ravens defense.
In the second half, whatever they figured out at halftime to adjust because the Texans, they blitzed way more than the Ravens were expecting. I give them credit.
I give Tomiko credit. It worked.
We're going to just try to do this. So the Texans did, I think, everything that the Texans could possibly do in this game.
I think they just ran into a limitation of who the Texans are versus who the Ravens are. Right.
They kept it close in the first half. It was 10-10 halftime right yep it's tied up and they're blitzing i think 70 of the time which is not something that domico ryan's does but he's like we gotta do something different we gotta we gotta like coaches have to win this game for us and you saw lamar uh ran for 100 yards and there was a couple where it was like oh everyone's blitzing around the edge let me just run for 30 yards in the middle of the field yeah they did a couple of those sweet uh design keepers where lamar would like fake the hand off tuck the ball and just sprint around the edge and then they started running past variations on that same play yeah at that point the texans are like well we can't do anything yeah there's nothing we can do we did so if you're a texans fan you don't hang your head nothing to hang your head about this season no it's an incredible season great season and you know i think if you're a Texans fan, you know what you have to do in the offseason

to get better.

But at least you know that you have hope now.

Like, this is, your window is beginning to open.

Yes.

Wide open window.

I did not realize until they showed the graphic that the Texans are the only franchise in

the NFL to never be in a conference championship game.

That's a bummer.

Well, yeah, that's because it started in, what, 2001?

So did the Jaguars.

So did the Jaguars.

A couple.

The Panthers have been in a Super Bowl. Well, the Jaguars, Panthers, that couple the panthers have been in a super well the jaguars panthers that was what 96 97 yeah something like that yeah but yeah it's kind of a bummer for texans fans you had some good teams you had some good talent yeah it just sucks because this was you know it was a a great season a great first season for cda stroud i i called it the best uh rookie year for a qb ever and uh it just you just ran into an absolute buzzsaw and the ravens have been demolishing teams like this is always happens where the teams that get the buy you kind of forget that they're there because you watch six games of playoff football on super wild card weekend and then the ravens again they started a little slow on offense but their defense was ready from the first whistle.
And the Ravens are the only team to shut out the Texans from the end zone this entire season, and also they did it twice. Pretty impressive.
So no one else did it even once. The Ravens did it twice.
I know it was C.J. Stroud's first start week one, but still that's a hell of an accomplishment when the Texans' offense had been playing very, very well down the stretch.
Yeah, your first and last game of the season as Texans, just getting your ass kicked by the Ravens. This fucking guy.
The offense did not score any touchdowns. Their special teams was the difference maker for them.
That's how they got their points for the Texans. But, yeah, they did nothing on offense the entire time.
And C.J. Stroud did play really well in the first half I thought like yeah given the circumstances against that team uh he did everything that he could and I have a take because I saw a lot of people saying that CJ Stroud the news kind of came out that that cognition test thing it was a fake test oh yeah I wanted to talk about that yeah so it was not the real test apparently apparently CJ um didn't want to take the test because he's like fuck this i'm not going to take your fake test that i'm not getting paid for i'm tired and i'm hungry and it's 11 o'clock at night i just got into town and so uh somebody leak leaked his test result was even his yeah people are saying that he should sue the s2 people i disagree i think that david tepper yeah should sue the s2 people because i am studying for the bar exam and you have to prove that you have like financial damages and liability david tepper could very easily be like you fucked over my entire operation but then where does it stop because then david tepper could also sue the restaurant that had the scallops on the menu that's true that was entrapment yeah he could also sue himself he could sue himself i the s2 cognition test or whatever the fuck it's called, nice one.

Nice try, guys.

Tried to pull a fast one on us.

Yeah.

Because you had it leaked that CJ Stroud performed poorly on it, and then CJ Stroud was absolutely

incredible.

And the one thing that your test was supposed to test was anticipation and processing.

And CJ Stroud is incredible at both of those things. So then you're like're like hey how can we make it so that people still think our test means something oh we'll just say that it was an incorrect test score and it never should have been counted nice try S2 we're going to remember this one because they're literally just trying to cover their ass like combine season is coming up like oh no no that whole cj stroud thing like s2 people probably were rooting against cj stroud every single week so that they could say their test shows everything and like it is the the one key that every franchise needs is that single test and then when cj stroud ended up being incredible and the and rookie of the year and all these things they have to cover their ass ass some ways.
They're like, ha-ha, just a prank.

Go back to measuring skulls.

How about that?

Figure out some other angle that nobody has yet.

Yeah.

A couple other things I want to talk about.

Playoff Dalvin.

Playoff Dalvin.

He had a nice long run,

and I wouldn't mention Playoff Dalvin

because he wasn't really in the game much,

but Playoff Dalvin then went on a retweet spree about Playoff Dalvin that I just love.

He was retweeting everyone who was talking about Dalvin Cook.

We bet on him over eight and a half yards.

He was retweeting us.

The Ravens treated when 31's numbers called.

He's going to answer just that one run.

And he just said, keep calling.

And then he just easy money.

He had just a bunch of like, yeah, stay healthy and keep moving forward. A bunch of pictures.
I loved it. He's pumped to be playoff Dalvin.
Yeah, playoff Dalvin. He's got some spunk in those legs.
And it was just because Gus Edwards got hurt. Yeah, no, if you looked at Dalvin Cook's Twitter, you would have thought he had like 25 carries for 150 yards.
I think he had like four carries for like 28 yards. Easy, easy money.
And one of them was for 21 yards.

Listen, believe in yourself.

Playoff Dalvin.

Let's see.

8 for 23.

Okay.

8 for 23.

That's good.

Yeah, sure.

Long of 19.

That's a fine average.

8 for 23, long of 19.

Maybe not.

Maybe not.

7 for 4.

Keep calling.

Keep calling.

Let's go, Playoff Dalvin.

Keep calling.

Yeah, listen.

Playoff Dalvin shows up for big games, and he shows up for the first carry.

He's good for a burst.

Yeah.

John Harbaugh dancing, too, was awesome.

Yeah, he was doing the Saturday Night Fever in the locker room.

He looked great afterwards.

Somebody pointed out he did the actual emoji for the guy dancing.

In your phone.

If you look at your phone right now, and I think you just type in dancing,

if you're a guy, the thing that shows up is Harbaugh. Yeah.
In the flesh purple too he's purple yeah the year of harbaugh yeah the year of harbaugh and his brother was on the sideline it's happening jim was taking a lot of interviews this week is jim harbaugh still the coach at the university of michigan uh so the latest i think he's taken three head coaching interviews yeah so the latest uh that i saw is that he's taken a few head coaching interviews. I think he did an interview with someone before the Ravens game, and he talked about the passing of the torch.
And he also, it was leaked that his contract that he has been negotiating with Michigan while doing these interviews has an immunity clause in it, which I love. So he's negotiating on both sides of the table.
Yeah, so the immunity

clause is if the NCAA suspends

him or finds him guilty of anything, Michigan

cannot fire him. Rules.

Every coach, instead of

putting in a massive buyout, is going to start

doing this. Yeah, I mean, well, he's

in a certain spot in terms of leverage

where he could do that because he just

won them a national title for the first time

since like 1948, so yeah, he can do that. Immunity clause.
He does do the leverage tour every offseason, though. Yeah, this one feels good.
It feels like he's taking these opportunities pretty seriously at the NFL level. Yeah, I feel like this week we're going to start getting some announcements.
Bill Belichick to the Falcons, Harbaugh to the Chargers, that type of stuff. Ben Johnson to the Commanders.
Ben Johnson to the Commandersbaugh he's back in the afc championship game crazy that this is the first uh afc championship game baltimore will host yeah that is well at the bank at the bank and by the way i meant to say this that crowd was awesome the crowd was good they got a game ball they had i think the texas had like seven or eight pre-snap penalties yep where they were just jumping off constantly, false starts constantly. That was all crowd.
Baltimore is a very tough place to play. Yeah.
And they love their Ravens, so it is going to be cool to see them. I hope they get the later game.
They do not have the later game. They won't because it's going to be San Francisco.
Wait, do they have the later game? I can't imagine that it will. Well, no, they swap it.
Every year they swap it. They swap it.
Yeah, because sometimes you'll notice it'll be daytime for the NFC. It doesn't matter.
It's predetermined. It's always swap.
It would be so good if it was a night game in Baltimore. I know.
That would work. Although, it would be dark.
Second half, it'll be dark. Okay, good.
Three Eastern. Yeah.
Fourth. Yeah.
Yeah, it'll be dark. I like that.
Good for Baltimore. I'm happy for him.
Happy for the fans. Happy for Stavi.
Yes. He did another pump-up video as Ronnie for the Ravens.
Get those camo pants on. It's so funny when Stavi does the pump-up videos because he knows that it's going out for the team account, and he has to watch what he says very carefully.
And if you've ever seen any of the old Ronnie videos where he talks about getting his dick sucked, he has to be very, very careful with his choice of words and what he chooses to say. Yes.
But yeah, happy for Ravens fans, happy for Baltimore. First AFC championship game in the city of Baltimore since 1970.
It's crazy. And their defense is ferocious.
I think they're the best defense left. I think that's pretty easy to say at this point.
Yeah. I mean, the Niners have a lot of dudes, but the Packers were able to run the ball down their throat.
Like, the Ravens just, they just have guys everywhere. And and they do have it's crazy how some of these organizations do it where it's like something about it the guys that came before you and like ray lewis and suggs and that defense and ed reed like i feel like patrick queen and roquan and these guys play that same way with that edge and they're like well that's just ravens football want to let the guys before you down.
Yeah. Or they'll stab you.
Isn't it nuts, though? Because you're like, okay, they're just playing Ravens football. Yeah.
Where they just beat the fuck out of you, gang tackle you. They're like never letting you get extra yards, and they just play with a nastiness that that's just Ravens football.
I like saying they got dudes on every level. Yeah.
That's what you say if you're a football guy. They do.
They got Jadavion Clowney. They got Patrick Queen.
Roquan. And Roquan.
And then Kyle Hamilton is a fucking monster. And Marlon Humphrey didn't even play in this game.
Yeah, I know. So it was an ass kicking through and through.
I'm beginning to think maybe the problem with Lamar this whole time in the playoffs was just that you don't get to play NFC teams if you want to make it to the AFC Championship game. Yeah.
And somehow he's gotten over that hump.

This will be a big test.

It's Lamar, like, last, you know, step going against Patrick Mahomes

who just keeps winning in the playoffs.

That's all he does.

Yeah.

And, I mean, we'll see.

Patrick Mahomes has proven that he can win on the road as well.

Yeah, he has.

So, Max, I'm curious to know, as a Philly guy, are you a little bit upset that they call their stadium the bank? There can only be one bank. We should do bank of the year.
Takeies? Bank of the year. Bank of the year takeies.
Sure. That's the least of my worries right now.
Oh, what are you worried about? You have other worries. It sounds like you have a lot of worries.
Oh, we could go to the next game. It sounds like you have other worries.
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Niners 24, Packers 21. San Francisco 49ers are proving yet again that last year they probably should have been the NFC representative.
Yeah, but Brock Purdy did not play last year the difference was fourth quarter brock this year yeah i actually love this game for the brock purdy just discussion oh yeah it's the best it's perfect it's perfect because no matter what your opinion of brock purdy was going into this game that's still your opinion coming out of this game and it was a very bumpy road to get there yeah so purdy stunk he can't play in the rain. He had some issues with the glove.
He was literally patting his jersey during the snap. Yeah.
During the drop back, I mean. He had the glove off before the game, put the glove on, played with that for a little bit, then took the glove off based on how much it was raining or how his hand felt.
I always say skin to skin feels better. No glove, no love, take it off.
And in the fourth quarter, Brock Purdy went back to looking good. But before that, he wasn't just like missing throws.
He was making bad choices and missing throws at the same time. And just very uncomfortable.
It was the perfect Brock Purdy game because if you watch it, you're like, this guy, is he good? And then the last drive, the last two drives, he was very good. And it also was the perfect Kyle Shanahan game.
One, because he finally got that statistic off his resume, although it's still very bad, up until they showed it on the graphics. Kyle Shanahan, this was his first time ever winning a game, playoffs or regular season, trailing by five or more going into the fourth quarter.
He was 0-31. He's now 1-31 in those situations.
But Kyle Shanahan, like I don't know what deal he made with the devil or something, but it's just so perfect that you basically make the perfect football coach in terms of demeanor, scheme, like intellect, all these things, and then you say, but let's just tweak it a little bit to fuck with him let's give him a quarterback he never fully fully trusts and also give him shit for brains when it comes to clock management yeah the thing and that's Kyle Shanahan everything that makes a great football coach also it makes you way less inclined to be really good at math right at the end of a game so when it comes to those situations you would rather have a guy that has just like played madden non-stop for the last 20 years and never left his couch making those decisions about when to call a timeout all that stuff all the game management stuff and kyle shanahan has spent his entire life coaching actual football and being around football guys uh so it's it is weird like at the end of every game he could put together a great game plan and he'll have what like one mike mccarthy type decision right it's perfect because you never want uh the you know the guy who's like insanely good looking who also has an incredible sense of humor and is like super nice like you can't have it all yeah pal shanahan has almost all yeah he's he's one of the if not the best coaches in the nfl and then he has that little piece it's oh, yeah, we keep you normal. We keep you humble.
But he – Well, there's also the calf tattoo that he has. I wish he had a better quarterback's name tattooed on his calf than Chris Sennett.
That's true. He, though, gets that monkey off his back.
The one win now is big. I feel like that stat still, though, stands until he gets like 10 or 11.
It's hard to beat a team 32 times in a row. Yeah, 32 times in a row, you know, up five.
He also, that end of the first half, that was concerning if you're a Niners fan because it felt like Kyle Shanahan doesn't fully trust Brock Purdy because he was struggling and they were just doing weird shit at the end of the first half. Yeah, he does not trust Brock Purdy all the way.
I wouldn't have trust him all the way, but he had no choice but to go back to him in the fourth quarter. And for some reason, Brock just decided, oh, yeah, everyone said I was a top-five quarterback this year.
Yeah. I'm going to start playing like it.
And he did play well at the end, but do you think there was ever a moment on the sideline that Kyle Shanahan and Sam Darnold locked eyes? Yeah. Sam Darnold was like, dude, number one pick? Yeah.
Yeah. Like, just think about it was texting my buddy in scotland who became a 49ers fan out of nowhere like 20 years ago and so he's up at 3 a.m in the morning watching this game and he's just like they need to put in sam darnold right now yeah i mean rock's not coming back from this it was it there were moments where you're like what is going on with prog party but the good news is christian m McCaffrey is still the best running back in football.
That run that he broke, that kept the Niners in the game. Kittle was a monster.
I think McCaffrey was inspired by Kittle. When Kittle got the ball in his hands and he's like, I'm just going to try to tackle everybody while I run, I think McCaffrey's like, oh, yeah, we're playing football.
Kittle was a monster. Kittle's also one of the top guys because he had that one drop pass uh in the four last drive he dropped that one pass and it's like he's one of the top guys you're like the next ball that goes to him he's catching no matter what and he did he's going to catch it out of anger yeah because he gets so mad at himself you're like that's a dog yeah he he's so mad at himself that there's no way he's going to drop this next pass i'm a little bit concerned about the 49 49ers defense.
If I'm a Niners fan, I'm smashing the concern button. It's not the panic button yet.
It's right next to the panic button. But they've got a lot of names on the defense, right? Yeah.
And their defensive line is not very good against the run. They just happen to play with the lead a lot.
I was going to say, yeah. And they've got Bosa, who's supposed to be able to get to the passer then you've got chase young chase young stinks chase young what did i tell you this entire season yeah what i tell you when i know he does when you got montez sweat yeah montez sweats a much better player than chase young non-ball knowers were like how you chase young went cheaper than mont.
Chase Young, now he doesn't stink,

but when a team runs it at you constantly,

there's something wrong. And they constantly were running it at him.

Chase Young's problem, besides the fact that he was drafted second overall,

so there's a big expectation for him.

And he's a physical freak.

He looks so intimidated.

He looks like such a good football player

that when he doesn't put up any stats, you're like,

what's going on with this guy? I mean, it's the the predator dreadlocks he's just a monster of a human being and when you don't show up it's kind of glaringly obvious and they can't stop the run chase isn't that great at getting to the passer he hasn't really been with the exception of like a four game span where he turned it on real quick uh he is coming off injuries though so he is that I'll'll give that to him. And then on the backside of your defense, was it Ambry Thomas? Is that the cornerback's name? That guy was getting cooked.
The defense does not look that good, and I'd be a little bit worried about that if I was the Niners. Chase Young is also good for three to five times a game.
It feels like he just completely whiffs on the direction of where the play is going yeah like he'll just he'll he'll go down in the in the play will be going wide and he's like where where was this like you just let the quarterback roll right past you or the running back run right past you you're in the wrong position he kind of he kind of like he floats a little i've got a lot of experience watching chase young i can give you the guide to it he'll either stand up straight and extend his arm and then stand there like he's playing the run and it'll be a pass play uh he leads the league in tackling non-ball carriers so if there's like a read option or a play action that goes to you know you fake it to the running back chase young will knock the snot out of that yes he'll be in the backfield so quick hitting that running back and then your quarterback runs around him easy first down yeah we should talk about the packers though yeah um so i'm not going to do my usual thing because it's a little different this year the packers completely overachieved what they were expected for this season they're in a rebuilding year this is very different than the last years of aaron rogers where it was like one more run one more run and he'd keep losing in hilarious fashion and I'd raise a banner and be the happiest night I was very happy the Packers lost but it's a little different when I think most Packers fans are like we just opened up a window our quarterback showed us that he can win on the road in the playoffs like the last two months he was one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL that's just a fact fact. But he did also have some bad moments in the end of the game.
He had his Brett Favre moment. I don't know if you saw the side-by-side video.
It was identical to Brett Favre throwing the interception in overtime in the NFC Championship game Vikings versus Saints. I think that was with like 10 seconds left in the fourth quarter.

Oh, it was in the fourth quarter.

As the Vikings, they were in field goal range.

That's right.

And Brett Favre threw it.

Threw it.

He's like, fuck it.

The announcer was so funny.

I think it was Paul Allen.

He's the guy that does the announcing for the Vikings, right?

He was like, what are you doing right now?

This is not against the Lions.

This is the NFC championship game to go to the Super Bowl.

It was a ridiculous play that Brett made.

And you're right.

It was side by side exactly the same as what Jordan loved.

It was exactly the same.

It was exactly the same.

And yeah, it was. Yeah, it was.
I think it was. No, it was overtime.
That game did go to overtime. I don't know if that was the overtime interception.
I think it was in the fourth quarter and it was tied. And then he did that.
The Vikings were about to win the game and then went to overtime, yeah. Either way, that entire last, what, 15, 17 minutes for Jordan Love was not great.
He kind of turned back into Jordan Love from the beginning of the season where he was trying to play a little bit of hero ball. But I'm a realist.
I understand how good he looks and how good he probably is. So I'm gonna sit here and pretend that this was like oh incredible the packers i'm very happy the packers lost the niners are my lord and savior they people were making a bunch of memes where it's like you know they i i don't even know what movie it's one of those avenger movies where it's like the bears like we can't do anything carefully he's a hero.
Yeah. But he can, and it's Thanos or something, and it's the Niners.

Nope.

I fuck it up?

No, I know it's not, Hank.

I was just trying to get people mad. But help me.

Help me.

I did the Spider-Man thing just to piss people off.

Big cat, yours is Thor Ragnarok.

Ragnarok.

Can you explain it to me, Meme?

So Thor says, I can't stop you, and then evil guy is back. It's like a one-on-one.

It looks like the hero is about to lose.

It's like, I can't stop you, but then.

And then the apocalypse guy comes out.

Yeah.

So the Niners are my apocalypse guy?

Does he have a name?

Shane?

Shane.

Does he have a name?

The Niners, the apocalypse guy? I think they're with us. You can't hear what you're saying.
This is a flaw in our system. In Thor Ragnarok, when it's like, I can't stop him, but he can.
Who's that? Who's the he? Who is he? I want to give credit to the he. Star-Lord.
There are some people who are very angry. Is that his name? No.
There are people who are very angry right now. Is it Thanos? In Ragnarok, it's a chick.
Is Ragnarok a chick? The Niners are a chick? Is she hot? The Packers are the chick. We're beating up a chick? We can't beat up a chick? She's strong.
Okay. Does that make it right? I'm just going to say Ragnarok is the Niners.
Is that okay? Yeah. All right.
Ragnarok are the Niners for me. But, yes, it was the Packers have, like, everything in front of them.
Their window is open. I get it.
The Niners, though, thank God, every single year, every single time, the Niners are in the tournament with the Packers. The Packers will just see the Niners and lose.
I love watching Jordan Love's little step-back James Harden throw that he does. Yeah.
He's always throwing off that back foot, and every time he throws it, you're like, oh, he's throwing off his back foot, and it's a perfect pass. No, he was really good.
The amount of arm strength and accuracy he gets off stepping back like that is crazy. I wonder if somebody's going to try to fix that in the offseason.
To me, that's something that a quarterback coach might unintentionally fuck up. Be like, we've got to work on your mechanics, Jordan.
You can get another seven miles per hour of throwing power on that and fuck up his accuracy. I hope they don't because he's fun to watch.
Yeah. He's not fun to watch.
What is his name? Surtur. Surtur.
I need a more bad. I'm going to go with Ragnarok.
Yeah. Ragnarok sounds way more cool.
Here's a stat. The Niners are my Ragnarok.
You'll appreciate this, Big Cat. The Packers have lost five playoff games with a lead in the final five minutes in 2000, the most of any team in the NFL.
They lost this game. They lost also against the 49ers in 2021.
Seahawks 2015, Seahawks 2014, and Max's Birds back in 2000. Those are your gommies, Big Cat.
Seahawks 2014 was. My personal favorite.
Yeah. When those happen.
Yeah, I did see our friend Sam Decker being like, I don't know how much more of this a fan base can take, and I just wanted to – I didn't want to get in the dirt, but I wanted to just be like, dude, shut up. You're in the playoffs every year.
I would love to lose tragically in the playoffs. I like going at the tournament too.
You're in the tournament every year. Yeah, once you get in the dance.
Yeah. You don't want to see – the Packers do not want to see the Niners, but incredible season for them.
Matt LaFleur is a very good coach. He now has the biggest test of his coaching career and the fact that he has to fire Joe Barry.
Joe Barry did a little bit at the end where it's like Cowboys game was good. Obviously, they beat the Bears a couple games towards the end of the season.
They turn around but i was so perplexed by that last drive that the niners had where it's like the niners have the ball it's what was it 24 21 24 20 so you know they're going for a touchdown or no it was uh sorry it was 21 17 it was 21 17 niners niners are. Niners have the ball.
They're starting to move the ball. It's like a gamble of like we need to get the ball back if they're going to score.
That is the perfect time to just be as aggressive as you can to try to fuck shit up, try to get an interception, try to get a big sack, a fumble. But the Packers kind of just sat back and let the Niners just march down the field.
And was to me like the difference in the game it's like that is the moment that you just go balls to the wall and try to make a big play and end the game right there because if you if you play soft coverage and you let the Niners you know run the ball down your throat they're going to score and you're also not going to get the ball back with a ton of time which they did have enough time I disagree with you with you, though. The toughest test of LeFleur's career is if you're down by, what, eight points and there's two minutes left and you're going up against Tom Brady, do you kick a field goal? This actually might be a good result for LeFleur in the long term because he's going to hate kickers.
Well, that story that was told on the broadcast. Tom Rinaldi's report, yeah.
That was one of the most shocking things I've ever heard a sideline reporter said. If you didn't watch the game or you weren't listening to the game, you were at a bar.
They said that every time Anders Carlson goes up to kick, Matt LaFleur goes to Rich Passaccia and says a prayer. That's not a good thing for your kicker.
You don't have to say a prayer. But this might be good for LaFleur.
He doesn't trust his kicker so much that maybe he just won't use his kicker when he's down by eight. It also is like a very – the Packers are really – what they do better than anyone else is they draft and they build their roster.
And so they drafted a kicker this year, and they're like, we're going to build this guy up, and he stinks. It was a bad hold.
It was a bad hold. But he also stunk all year.
He did stink all year. I saw a screenshot of the hold.
Looked like Kirk Herbstreet. Not a good hold at all.
Tilted way to the side. His hand was all over the back of it.
Yeah. I feel like I'm being pretty gracious, though, right now.
I'm not reveling in it. I mean, I did say that I'm going to go to sleep at night dreaming of Caleb Williams and dreaming of Jordan Love throwing two back-breaking interceptions in the last 17 minutes of a playoff game.
And then I had to correct myself because I was like, wait, that actually happened. I don't have to dream about it.
But other than that, I feel like I've been pretty classy. Drake Greenlaw needs to learn how to go down.
Yeah, although I feel like he was just trying to get the cover for us. He's like DJ Khaled.
When you catch that ball, his whole team was screaming at him. I know.
Like guys on the field were telling him, take a knee, go down. He ran out of the camera shot.
The game is literally over right now. The first one was even crazier where he just kept on changing direction for no reason.
Yeah. I don't know.
He wasn't even looking for somebody to ladder the ball to. He thought he was going to run the ball back.
He was going backwards, sideways, everywhere.

And it was just like, what are you doing?

He was doing like a Barry Sanders run on his way back.

And you knew he was going to fumble the ball too.

It was like, dude, just go down.

Please take a knee.

You have nothing more to prove.

He might have been trying to get the cover.

Do you think Purdy is going to have confidence now that that was a tough game for him

and it was wet and all that shit?

Do you think hedy is going to have confidence now that that was a tough game for him and it was wet and all that shit? Do you think he's going to play better in the NFC Championship game or do you think he's going to get hurt again? It's going to be interesting because if he does get hurt, then I don't think that the Niners have a chance in hell. Sam Arnold.
If he does get hurt or if he doesn't get hurt, then I think that they cakewalk their way to it. Yeah.
So I think we're looking at it right now. Fuck with Max right now.
I think everyone can agree that last year's NFC Championship game, he has a huge asterisk knowing that the Niners are the best team in the NFC. What? Because they won the divisional round by three points? Yeah.
No, but we get to see Brock Purdy, like healthy Brock Purdy in the playoffs. Healthy Brock Purdy.
It's a different guy in the fourth quarter, especially in the second half. Because they beat the seven seed by three points.
Oh, so you're holding on hope. Okay, so we'll wait.
We'll table this for next week. The Eagles won by 30 in that situation last year.
Well, they didn't have a quarterback. No, no, no, in the divisional round.
We're talking. Okay, against the Giants.
Against the seven-seed Packers. What? He's got you there.
What? They both beat the seven-seed. Yeah.
No, the Giants were not the seven-seed. Correct.
The Giants would actually beat the seven-seed. They were the six.
Six-seed, way better. They beat the Vikings in the three-seed.
Six-seed's a way better seed than the seven-seed. What's better seed, six or seven? You know you're making my point, right? Yeah, this is a bad argument for you.
Fuck, am I did I just trapped Myself god damn it I will table I said We'll table yeah we'll table we'll table it till next Week yeah but it's different animal did Fuck myself up there did my Ragnarok Someone get me a Ragnarok the Lions pass Rush is much better than the Niners right now Yeah The Lions can win this Game yeah absolutely No fuck now Max is nodding it's a possibility they can't you know what max you know you're such a loser that you're trying to hold on like the the basically the sanctity of losing in the super bowl that's the real loser thing well also if they play the chiefs i'm still you're like yeah that is a real loot like like if you had won shit out of him, I still have that. If you won the Super Bowl last year, I'd understand your argument because you'd be like, I don't want anyone to say there's an asterisk on our Super Bowl win, but you didn't even win the Super Bowl.
So you're just saying we don't want an asterisk on our NFC championship? I don't give a shit about the asterisk. For a guy who doesn't raise banners? I just hate Niners fans.
Because they were mad that they didn't have a quarterback.

Yeah, because all they do is cry about that game. I'm just curious, did the 49ers play against the Eagles this year?

Yeah, they did.

They killed them.

Those are two different teams.

Wait, no, but PFT, they didn't play.

They played in San Francisco,

and the Eagles game last year was at the Link.

Shane Steichen wasn't there.

Wait, where did they play this year?

Oh, no, they played at the link this year.

Yeah, but it was close.

It was close.

Well, if we're talking about regular season games.

No, actually it's 42-19.

The Eagles beat the Bills on the Chiefs, which is the best game of the weekend.

If we're talking about regular season games.

They also lost to the Jets.

If we're talking about regular season games here.

Well, we're talking about two teams, which are the Eagles and the 49ers.

They also lost to the Cardinals. If only there was some way to figure out which team was better, the Eagles or the 49ers.
We're talking about regular season games here. They also lost to the Giants.
Well, we're talking about two teams, which are the Eagles and the 49ers. We're talking about regular season games.
If only there was some way to figure out which team was better, the Eagles or the 49ers. We're talking about regular season games.
I just don't know if that's possible. Regular season games don't matter.
Okay. I wish there wasn't some sort of simulation we could do to see which team would win.
Sometimes it's not about going to the Super Bowl. It's like you have to do it the next year to confirm that going to the Super Bowl was real.
Friendly reminder that— That's really what it counts. If the Niners somehow beat the Eagles last year, they were about to sign Phillip Rivers to play in the Super Bowl.
I know. That's such bullshit that did happen.
That's the one thing that I am mad about Kyle Shanahan about is that he put that out there after the fact. Yeah.
Like, dude, please keep that. That's fan fiction that I would nut myself over thinking about.
You need to keep that shit quiet. I would much rather not have known that that would have been the case.
Yeah. Yeah.
But the Niners showed some holes against the Packers. And that was, I will say for Packers fans, you can't really complain because your team is always good.
But that was a game that it felt like the Packers were the better team for like 50 minutes of the game. Yeah.
It did. It did.
And so the Niners were lucky. I'll say they got away.
I don't know if they were lucky. They just made plays at the end and the Packers stopped making plays.
But they played poorly for a lot of the game. The Niners did not play up to their expectations for most of the game.
Yeah, but it really did come down to like Jordan loves to. I mean, that interception he threw at the end of the game was like, there was no reason for him to throw that ball.
They had a couple timeouts. They had time.
They were just trying to get a field goal there to take it to overtime. That was a dumb throw.
Yeah, and then we'll see what happens to Debo. Yeah.
He gets injured a lot. He gets injured a lot.
Even minus Debo, they got dudes. Yeah, they do have dudes.
Yeah. They have a lot of dudes, to you got to get the ball to the dudes uh apparently we should give kyle shanahan some some credit for this at halftime he told everybody change your shoes yeah big shoes guy if you're the home team that should never be an issue yeah you have you have plenty of experience playing on the field i'm sure you should know you've played on that playing surface in like mild rain before that shouldn't surprise you no.
No. Like, oh man, it rains here and it's kind of hard to run around.
Change your shoes at halftime. I think he told all the skill position guys that.
Love it. Yeah, good coaching.
Good coaching. All right, let's take a break and then we'll get to our Sunday games.
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It's a great day. Lions 31 bucks 23.
I'm going to get this in before Jake comes back from his pee break. The Lions are in the NFC Championship game for the first time since 1991 1991 also the first time since 1991 an amateur won a pga event which also happened we might we might get to that later yeah but yeah yeah that's that's wild that's why to get that that's a great stat also jake is rooting for the the lions and the chiefs to be in the super bowl so it's the first game the same as the super bowl the bookends yeah what a storyline that rooting storyline that was.
Rooting for storylines. Yeah.
I can't wait until he brings this up later. It's going to be great because we already talked about it.
It will be. So, yeah, this was a fun game.
Very fun. It got sneaky close at the very end.
It felt like things might be slipping away from the Lions a little bit. My takeaway is that the Detroit Lions are now 2-0 in Super Bowls this year.
Yes. They won their Super Bowl last week.
They won another Super Bowl again. They're going to set the all-time record for Super Bowl wins in one season.
Super Bowl wins, yeah. Because Dan Campbell was crying after this game, too, using the word man all the time.
It's good. It's a nice emotional release to get to watch Detroit enjoy this joy.
So I like it. It's an incredible story, the fact that it was three years to the day of Dan

Campbell's introductory press conference where he said biting kneecaps and everything uh it's I mean it's an insane turnaround it's the same story they're in the NFC championship game for the first time in 33 years that it was it did get close because like the Bucks did a pretty good job stopping the Lions the first half and Goff just like he his fourth quarter was awesome he had two drives 75 yards 89 yards both for touchdowns he started the fourth quarter I think it was like 11 straight completions for 131 yards and a touchdown he just went nuclear on them like that was the difference like it was a close game and then Jared Goff just started making big plays and big throws. And Amon Ross St.
Brown, it might be my favorite receiver that's not on my team because his hands are so strong, the catches he makes, and he's just so dependable. He's so strong.
And he is so strong. Yes.
And then Jameer Gibbs, I don't know. I can't remember.
We might have laughed at it. I don't think we did, though.

But a lot of people laughed at Jameer Gibbs getting drafted eighth overall last year.

Turns out he's a difference maker that's used correctly,

and you saw it when he'll just have one or two plays a game

where he breaks loose and no one can touch him.

And having that type of dynamic force on your offense is so huge in the playoffs. You can instantly tell when it's a rookie running back that has the ball in their hands because they've got those rookie legs.
Yeah. They've got the rookie speed that's different.
And when he gets the ball, it's like, oh, yeah, that guy just has more burst than everybody else. And he had a very good game running the ball, carried the ball only nine times, but for 74 yards.
They use them perfectly. And so what's crazy about Detroit, all those drives that you mentioned, that was prime time for the Lions to just take the air out of the ball.
Just run the ball, kill the clock, don't let the Bucs have enough possessions to win the game. And what Ben Johnson and the offense did was they said, you know what, we actually trust Jared Goff to make intermediate passes as an extension of the run game, and we're going to kill the clock that way, and it worked.
It was's a shocking game plan you would think everything you know about dan campbell it's like run the damn ball at that point no ben johnson said we're going to throw the ball and we're going to kill the clock that way and it worked to perfection so the detroit lions offense is they they did two things say that that was one that surprised me that was really good and the second thing was i think it was fourth and goal. And you'd think at a time like that, this is where the Lions like to break out their funky plays.
Their weird ones where they get a tackle eligible, throw the ball out. They lined up with a tackle eligible formation.
It looked like it was going to be a weird play. They started doing all sorts of motion.
And they said, you know what? I'm going to run the fucking ball down your throat up the middle. With our third running back.
Our the middle with our third running our third strength who everyone thinks is not going to get the ball because why would you hand the ball off to a guy not named david montgomery or jameer gibbs which based on everything you've seen with the lions this year no one saw that coming no one saw that play coming and it worked perfectly and so i i love i love the lions offense i love ben johnson i just want to say that again i love ben johnson ben Ben Johnson, I love you very much. Now and always.
Do the right thing. You have Ben Johnson at home.
Eric Biennium. Not yet.
Not yet. Yeah, no.
You have a Ben Johnson at home. Eric Biennium is a great guy.
You know what? Great football coach. Even better human being.
Yeah. Ben Johnson at home in the flash to Eric Biennium.
No. New coach.
Yeah. No, the Lions and their defense, you know, they give up big plays in the secondary, but they also, I don't know what it was.
It was either Aaron Glenn was doing a great job at dialing stuff up or the Bucs, like there was, I think, three times, maybe four times where they had a blitzer that was completely unblocked and just like completely screwed up the Bucs drive by sacking Baker Mayfield. And yeah, like Frank Ragnow, that dude's a warrior.
His knee got bent up so bad. And then like five plays later, he was bodying Vito Vey on a fourth and one at the goal line.
And the same thing happened again. It was like his ankle got caught at a 90 degree angle underneath him when he got rolled up by Jared Goff the first time.
And then he goes back in, shoves Vito V, and then somebody else falls into that same leg, giving him the same injury again. Yeah.
Monster. He's a monster.
And that offensive line is just monsters. They're getting that one play where they had Panay Sewell out.
He was doing the Trent Williams. He was just throwing people out of the way and like just trucking people down the field which was so much fun to watch and you're right about the pass rush the pass rush it felt like they were getting two guys to Baker every single time right and they just be jumping like actual lines and they can beating on somebody just like swarming yeah they can stop the run I know Rashad White did have like a one one or two big runs but they can the run.
Like they do kind of have what it takes to play against the 49ers. That crowd was electric again.
Yeah, the Lions are on an incredible run. Like that's – it was a great – and Jared showing up in the fourth quarter, like I said, that was the difference in the game because it was kind of a stalemate back and forth, and they just completely blew out in the fourth quarter obviously the score is a little bit closer because the bucks scored went for two which how many times we got to explain it there were so many people didn't understand it maybe it's just because it was a playoff game you're down by 14 points in the fourth quarter and you score a touchdown you go for two why is that because if you don't make it you can go for two the second time right if you do get it then you can kick an extra point for the win and two-point conversions now depending on your offense because i wouldn't say this about every offense and correct but depending on how good your offense is it's about a 50 50 shot of converting the two-point conversion it's simple math you're planning on going for two twice if you have to and if you can go if you can hit your two- conversion over 50%, the math says you will get one of the two.
It's the only math that I'm confident in. It's that and how many beers do you drink in an hour that puts you over the legal limit.
Yeah. That's boy math.
Yeah. People ask what that is.
That's exactly what it is. Boy math also is, yeah, figuring out over-unders.
Yeah. Measuring from the base.
Yeah. That's boy math.
Boy math. Boy math.
trying to get your brain to figure out okay like you know 155 in in college basketball what do we need for the fouls how much does a team have to be up late to to to be in that foul zone yeah boy man also stopping the gas pump right when it hits 20 dollars yeah that's boy math boy math so uh not counting calories when you're eating, standing up. Yep.

Boy math.

Also facts.

Mike Evans had 147 yards.

Think how many yards he would have had if he caught every ball.

I know.

Because he had some drops.

He had some bad drops.

But Baker said that he wants to return next year.

And he says if he comes back, he wants Mike Evans back next year.

He's a free agent.

Yeah, Baker is a free agent.

Oh, so is Mike Evans.

And Mike Evans.

And so it might be like a duo coming back together.

I don't know. Baker's going to need some money.
They're going to have to pay baker to come back yeah this was just i mean the bucks we kind of i've shit on the bucks this year but i did not expect them to be in the divisional round uh they were they they were tougher than i thought they were and it does feel like if they can add a couple pieces maybe in the secondary bring baker back they could have something.'m just glad that baker is thriving somewhere yeah good i hope he's guys forever home he's a tough motherfucker too yes although he's got to lose the visor yeah got to lose the visor get no chance no quarterback wearing a visor ever won a super bowl yeah this was uh this was an awesome game though lions fans are just on cloud nine right now they are they're america's sweetheart they are are they're america's team they are america's team for sure without a doubt um so with the lions i i feel like if the lions get to win a super bowl um they'll get probably like a two-year grace period before america starts to turn on them oh we turn on people pretty quickly right away we turn on people pretty quickly uh dan campbell be mayor of Detroit if he wanted to. Easily.
He would win in a landslide. Easily.
But yeah, I feel like Lions fans have suffered so much throughout the years. You don't really have too many asshole Lions fans out there.
Tim Allen, he's a snitch. He is a snitch.
Stop snitching. Remember when we killed him? Yeah.
That was funny. Yeah, RIP Tim Allen trended.
For people who don't know, did a uh when covid happened we couldn't do grit week so we did a 24-hour live stream instead and at like five in the morning we just started tweeting about tim allen and telling the whole chat to start tweeting about tim allen so when everyone woke up the next day tim allen was the number one trend on twitter and it was only because we started tweeting about him yeah and everyone was like did tim allen die we dabbled in fake news on this podcast yeah for sure it was a great moment but yeah who are the the big detroit lions fans you got you got uh what's his name tim from i think you should leave robinson tim robinson sam richardson sam richardson uh m&m m&m is big uh you've got kid rock where's kid rock been this entire time jared actually said he wants to see Kid Rock out there. Kid Rock has been MIA these entire playoffs.
Where is he at? Does he have that big estate that his dad borne him on? I don't know. I don't know.
What are you going to say? I'm blanking on his name. He was in the Barry Sanders documentary, the guy from Dumb and Dumber.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Jeff Daniels? Yeah, Jeff Daniels.
Oh, it is big.

He's from Tony Scheffler's hometown, Chelsea.

Wow, Tony Scheffler?

Tony Scheffler.

Big Lions fan?

Yeah.

Barry Sanders, Calvin Johnson.

Yeah.

Dan Orlovsky.

Matt Stafford, most days?

No.

Ninja?

No, you're thinking of his daughters.

They hate his daughters.

Yeah, she actually went and doubled back down.

And said they were booing at her daughters? Yeah, yeah. That's actually the right move by Kelly Safford.
Yeah, you can't be like, you're right, I just use that as sympathy. You have to be like, no, they flipped my daughters off.
They're booing. But yeah, Lions are American.
And Sprinkles was there. Yep.
Detroit Don let us know that Sprinkles was in attendance. So that's a great story.
And yeah, the Lions are crazy. Lions in the NFC Championship game.
Who would have thought? It's nuts. And they can win that game.
You know what's real tough for the Lions going into this year? They were the hot pick. People were talking about the Lions a lot based on how they finished last year and everything that we know about them.
And they managed to live up and surpass those expectations. Correct.
Which is very tough to do. Yeah, it's a great story arc, especially with last year, and it was like one and six, and Dan Campbell, like, is he the right guy? And just the way they finished last year to this year, it's awesome.
I'm happy for Lions fans. I am too.
Except for Kid Rock. Where the fuck have you been, Kid Rock? Yeah, I was telling you guys before that it's funny because you guys can root for the lions yeah and with all your heart whereas i'm sitting here being like i'm happy for lions fans i'm rooting for jared hard but there also is a feeling like if the lions do win a super bowl i'm gonna i'm gonna like fuck but we play them two times a year i don't like the lions but when you when you're down for so long and the bears are also down it's like brother fuck fuck the packers yeah fuck now it's now the brother's getting a nice job and a big house, and I'm like, hey, wait a second.
I like that. I thought we were in, like, squalor together.
You're like, the Lions, you know, I liked them before they sold out. Yeah.
You like the Lions? Well, name five of their heartbreaking losses. It sucks because, like, Lions fans, Bears fans, like, we used to do whippets and, you know, drink too much and stay up too late and just not, not and have dead-end jobs and now they're fucking got a suit and tie in corporate america and they're killing it and they got kids and they're everything's going well for them and i'm still doing the whippets in my underwear that sounds like it's a wrong it is it's true that's a comedy movie yeah and it's like but then that's what always happens right now at the end of that movie what always happens to your character is you end shit, I got to get out and get a job.
No, I think the way I would like this one to go is I'd like the lines to just be like, you know what? We tried that whole success thing. We want to do whippets with you.
Slap it to base. Yeah.
You like fall in love with your brother's wife. Yeah.
Rom-com. Yeah.
Something like that. Wait, what? I feel like that happens.
Fall in love with your brother's wife? Yeah., they're not good for each other, but you guys actually are really good for each other. I would actually say the person that marries his brother's wife is the asshole in that situation.
I think it's more of... No, I'm saying.
That's sometimes how these movies play out. The Lions character would win the Lombardi, and then I would kill him and steal it.
And then do life in jail. That's how that works.
What movie are you thinking of, Hank? Hank's just inventing. He's writing a movie right now.
We're all writing a movie. Hank, I want you to flesh out that plot line a little bit.
Maybe we can put it into Boner Dog. All I'm going to say is- No, it is a movie.
It is a movie. All I'm going to say is Lions fans enjoy it.
It's an incredible run. It's like a Ben's throw.
I kind of want to do some whippets and have no responsibility. This is a big game.
You're probably nervous going into this game. I haven't been nervous for a game in a long time.
Is that the plot of something about Mary? Is it? You know what is the plot of something about Mary? Mary is dating Brett Favre but she's actually a 49ers fan. Mary was happy about that game.
True. True.
What are you looking up, Hank? Nothing.

Don't worry about it.

No, Hank's writing a movie.

Hank, I want you to write this movie in a way that's heartwarming and charming.

I think in something about Mary, he's describing the antagonist.

There's multiple antagonists, though.

There's multiple guys obsessing with Mary.

Correct. But there's the one guy who steals there's no brother there's no brother but that's well there is a brother frank and beans that's true yeah so that actually i would be that brother yeah stealer from frank and beans no yeah i would be i would be walking around being like you want to have a catch yeah no one wants to have a catch with Yeah, no, Hank is just, Hank's freestyling a movie right now, which I love.
Yeah. Go off the dome.
It works. There's something there.
Yeah. I just want us to all be happy in the end, but I don't think that's going to happen.
Okay. In order for you to be happy, the older brother has to not be happy.
Right. Which is a shitty thing, but also that's the only way I can get happiness.
Or I can just keep doing whippets what say you know what tomorrow's gonna be better you know what big cat this would be perfect if the lions make the super bowl and lose it then equanimous saint brown goes to the super bowl and wins it wait okay no no i got this i got this the lions go to the super bowl and win it and i'm sitting in my underwear doing whippets being an asshole like total shithead and then in the last scene the hot chick walks in and she's gonna fix my whole life she's like get up get a job you're better than this you have more more to give to the world and that hot chick caleb williams oh i like that yeah and then we all live's good. Yeah.
You also have your other friends that you can do activities with. Enjoy the draft together.
What? Yeah, we can enjoy the draft. Oh, yeah, yeah.
PFC and Hank? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm talking divisional.
Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah, we're talking divisional because we've got to play them twice a year.
This is like an annual boys trip that we all make to the draft. Yeah.
And we get really shitty and loaded before the draft every year because we love it because we get to get good players yeah and then the girl caleb williams convince you like hey you don't need to hang out with those guys anymore you're better than that i got you you don't have to be high in the draft your happiness doesn't have to come from the number one pick it is kind of nice being so high up in the draft though oh yeah it's the best get like a two-month buzz off that yeah no every team that loses is a bigger loser than us. Yeah.
That's what I was saying last year.

It is.

It's a fact.

The Bucs, the Packers, all these teams, they're bigger losers than I am.

I was talking to Max about that after the Eagles lost.

Like, our season was way better.

Yeah.

Way better in the long run.

Yeah.

Eagles got good draft capital this year.

Oh, okay.

You got two seconds.

I mean, better spot than the Bucs.

Yeah.

Bucs dropped four spots.

You'll pick some good players, and then Nick Sirianni will coach them up. Yeah.
You'll pick some good players, and then Nick Sirianni will be like, hey, two truths and a lie. Let's do an icebreaker, guys.
All right, last game. We'll get to that later.
Chiefs 27, Bills 24. Man, that was an incredible game.
And I guess we should start with the Bills. I feel profound sadness for Bills Mafia.
The fact that they lost on a wide right is so, so, so, so mean. Like, the world is just a mean place for Bills fans.
That's just,'s just there's nothing else saying and we knew that was the type of game like even in the first quarter second quarter like this is going to be whoever has the ball last and to miss that kick and you know there was a drop by digs that was big josh missed that throw in the end zone there's these plays that you look and you're like fuck that was it like they had it yeah and it as it's gone pretty much for the entire bills franchise it's those losses they only have those losses i'll give you a small amount of silver lining if you're a bills fan the way that this game ended sucked it was bad obviously the wide right scott norwood from from damn you the you you the university of james madison um that brought back a lot of old memories but i think losing the game this way is a little bit better than if he makes that kick you kick off to patrick mahomes he's got a minute 40 seconds left and then he drives down the field and puts a dagger in your heart again. I think that's slightly better.
I don't think it's good. I don't think it's anything that they'll be happy about thinking about tonight, but in a world where Mahomes goes down and does that same thing to them again, I think you would choose missing a field goal because you can be like fucking kickers.
You be like god damn it a fucking kicker did it to us again as opposed to patrick mahomes who's there and is going to continue to be there yeah i guess i could see what you're saying i i think there's there's a special tragedy in missing a kick and not having enough time so it's like the miss kick goes right to the kneel that That's the end of the game. That is the worst feeling where it's like, what just happened? How did this game end on that? Yeah.
And he really missed that kick. That was never going in.
Yeah. It was never going in.
Bad kick. And the Bills, like, I said it on Friday.
Patrick Mahomes is the new Tom Brady. They just will steal joy from every franchise in the AFC for the next 15 years.
That's just a fact. Patrick Mahomes is the new Tom Brady.
They are, they just will steal joy from every franchise in the AFC for the next 15 years. That's just a fact.
Patrick Mahomes is inevitable. That's what he is.
He wins playoff games better than anyone else. That's his 13th playoff win.
He's the best quarterback in the National Football League. It's not even a debate.
I know that every year we try to do a debate. I think we've actually been pretty consistent.
There is no debate. There's no debate.
There is no debate. He is the best.
The Chiefs defense was not great today. They got bully-balled for three and a half quarters.
And then, yeah, he's just inevitable. It's what he does.
He just takes it from everyone. This exact conversation, remember, Hank? I brought it up to you where it's like what the Patriots did was they made

Phil Rivers and Peyton Manning and Big Ben.

Those guys would have had more Super Bowls if it weren't for Tom Brady

and the Patriots.

Patrick Mahomes is directly responsible for stealing joy from other cities.

He's inevitable.

Do you think that –

Or –

He's Thanos.

Which one is he?

Did Thanos die?

Thanos killed himself.

Oh yeah, Tony...

Wait, no, Tony Stark.

R.I.P. Tony Stark.

Thanos killed himself, right?

No, the ant went up his ass.

Tony Stark kills himself.

Tony Stark kills himself.

No, but when Thanos snapped, that killed himself, right?

And then Tony Stark's brother starts fucking...

Robbie Fox is gonna...

People are gonna tell Robbie Fox to listen to this,

and Robbie Fox is gonna get very mad at us which which avengers was baby yoda in um two second one that was the one that was a good one baby yoda is yeah good for him spin-off movie been about time reverse representation matters if you're a yoda out there you were a baby once is that like baby gronk it's gro Grogu. Grogu? I thought it was a Grogu.
I thought Grogu was the name of the species. No.
Okay. His name is Grogu.
I don't like Baby Yoda anymore. That's literally his name? Grogu.
He's Baby Yoda. How many little dogs do you think are named Grogu? So many.
A lot. So many Grogu.
The most annoying dogs ever. Yeah.
And they just dress him up and they're like, little grogu yeah if every dog was named grogu i turn into max so fast and my little grogu um travis kelsey decided that he was not done yet even though there was a report i think michelle tofoya who i don't know where she where is she i don't know she pops up every now and again on fox news yeah so she was like yeah he's gonna retire he's going to retire. They're going to do a joint retirement.
Travis and Jason, who? Jason Kelsey, MVP of the game, even though he didn't play in it. He basically was like, I have one chance to go to Buffalo as a fan, and I'm going to live it up as much as I can.
He had his shirt off for the entirety of the game. He was at Pinto Ron's tailgate, drinking out of a bowling ball.
He just lived it up every time they caught him on camera when it was candid and he was just like in the back not the star of the shot he was chugging a beer a different beer every single time so he's fucking hammered right now leaving the game he probably drank three or four celebration beers yeah after the game was over he's and and speaking of rom-coms i've seen enough to know that he is right now he got got on Taylor Swift's private jet. They're flying back to Kansas City.
He's the big, older, unkempt brother of the love interest. He's going to throw up on your girlfriend on the way back, and it's going to be a very funny situation on that plane.
And ruin her dress. And ruin her dress.
But she's going to be like, you know what? This is the family that I'm choosing. Yeah.
They're a wild bunch, and I love it they love me i've i've changed my tune recently on taylor swift um the people that scream at their televisions when they show one clip of taylor swift for about the worst three seconds that's the worst they are those people are actually ruining football yeah not taylor swift no you're absolutely right taylor swift had a great box that was actually jason kelsey's box tonight Big hairy box. Yes.
I like that box. And Taylor Swift was in his box.
Yeah. It's a box of the year nominee.
Yeah. That's Jason Kelsey's box is better than Taylor Swift's box.
Okay. Are you saying scream in support or scream in anger? Anger.
Oh, okay. Like if you get actually, we have fun on this show, but if you actually are upset when they show Taylor Swift's box, I like watching, I like seeing Taylor Swift's box.
It's like kneeling for the anthem. Right.
It's like, how mad can you be? Right. Although there was a report that Taylor Swift didn't take off her hat for the anthem.
Not my report. That was Ben Mintz that put that out there.
Yeah, Ben Mintz put that out there, tweeted him, if you have a problem with that. Yeah, interesting.
So Travis Kelsey not retiring. Travis Kelsey was awesome tonight.
awesome tonight yeah and he had two touchdowns and he was like big time players make big time plays type of guy i think he's also i think he was also wide open yeah no he was i think they well the second touchdown was a good play by him he had some he had some contested catches for sure he i think i think mahomes and kelsey have the most touchdown they have touchdowns now, and they've done it in, what, five and a half, six years?

They've got 16.

That's the most for any quarterback receiver duo in NFL postseason history.

Nerd nugget two weeks ago.

Yeah.

That's insane.

They're so good.

Patch Mahomes is so good.

He's inevitable.

He has reached that inevitable point.

How does it feel, Hank, watching it from the outside, seeing this is how other people felt

Thank you. Patrick Mahomes is so good.
He's inevitable. He has reached that inevitable point.
How does it feel, Hank, watching it from the outside, seeing this is how other people felt about the Patriots. Now this is what the Mahomes and the Chiefs are.
It is every single year. Book them in the AFC Championship game no matter what.
Yeah, I feel, and I even tweeted, I said I feel really bad for Buffalo fans. They're like, this is what it was like for everyone that was watching.
I was like, man, that fucking sucks. Yeah.
Like, that sucks. You didn't realize you were the guy.
Like that. Man, this must suck.
You've learned everything. And to be on the side, obviously, you know, I'm just a casual fan.
You know, don't care one way or the other that much. To be an actual fan of the Bills in this situation would be would be devastating well you know they i i'm ready to say it they have to make a change at coach who i think they need to they need to move on in a different direction there's just there's too much there's just too much sadness that's followed if you're a coach you eat some coaches eat those losses some coaches just like absorb them into their bodies and get, and they carry that baggage with them for forever.
Sean McDermott has just been around for too many bad moments. You need to change the vibe in that locker room.
I don't know what else you can do because there was no – yes, there's a million plays in a game, and you can point to it. Like I said, Josh Allen misses that touchdown throw at the end of of the game digs you know the the the catch goes through his hair the the ball goes through his hands on that deep shot demar hamlin what a move what a move i mean it was a check they were they had the look on the field they had they had the look they talked about the look in practice and they got it holy said just in case they don't line up 11 players on on special, DeMar's going to call his own number.
That was so bad. I thought Travis Kelsey was doing – he did the Taylor Swift heart that she invented.
I thought he was just taunting DeMar Hand. He was.
He was. But you can't – like, what else can you do? I mean, you could say, oh, well, the Bills' defense was hurt.
But so the Chiefs lost like three starters in the middle of this game. Yeah it's like you can't there's no real thing that you can point to like oh we were this step away no no it's Patrick Mahomes and what he does is he wins playoff games and I think we all had the feeling when we were watching it we're like Mahomes gonna win this game is somehow some way because that's what he does yeah and it's just it's insane yeah I had that feeling uh pretty much the entire game when it was whoever has the ball last felt like was going to win.
Well, guess who that usually is in these types of games. It's usually Mahomes and he usually wins the game.
Josh Allen ran like a goddamn beast today though. He played well.
He had that nice little lateral that he did in the first half proving that it works. And then at the end of the game, he had a very costly fumble that could have been way, way way worse like it was a bad time to fumble the football and he got lucky that Kincaid reached out and grabbed it there was that was really though because the bills recovered that one the game was pretty clean other than Tamar Hamlin calling his own number which was negated by McCole Hardman fumbling out of the end zone so it was like it was like I said I don't know what you can do if you're a Bills fan.
You're just, Patrick Mahomes is better, and he's going to be better for a very long time, and that's just the reality of it, which sucks so much if you're a Bills fan. It'd be so cool if Josh was in the NFC, and we got to see this game in the Super Bowl all the time.
That was also part of it. We had a conversation during the game where it's like, Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes and Lamar Jackson, even CJ Stroud in these playoffs, you're like, you need to just take a shot at a guy who has that ceiling because I just can't envision my team, your team, Hank's team playing in those type of games right now.
It would stink. It would really, really stink.
It's a fact. You know it.

You know watching that.

It's like, yeah, this is different football.

Oh, yeah.

It's a different sport.

Oh.

Will you?

Definitely.

I don't know.

I wouldn't count.

Why don't you get Kayla Williams?

Hank, what's her bet?

Hank and I made a bet.

This was when we had a gambling partner, so we couldn't talk about it on the air.

I think it was Patriots.

What is it?

No, no.

Patriots will make the Super Bowl

in the next five years.

Yes or no?

If yes, then I owe Hank $50,000.

If no, then Hank owes me $20,000.

Yeah, that was...

Did we do that in the summer?

Yeah, we did that in the summer during Grit Week.

Yeah, it was before.

You were still on Mac Jones. It was after we dug a hole.
I was still on Mac Jones. I didn't have the season.
I just had, yeah, that was that. But, yeah, we'll get there.
New coach, top three pick. You're down one year already.
You've got four years left. Yeah, but look how fast the Lions did it.
The Lions aren't in the Super Bowl. But they're close.
We can get there. There's a path.
It's make the playoffs. There's a path.
Get to the Super Bowl. That is the path, correct.
How we're going to get there. It would be very tough to make the Super Bowl if you didn't make the playoffs.
There's a path. There's a path.
I think it's the very, very vocal minority that it's that one guy, OJ McDuffie, on his Stan stan account tweets to me non-stop because he he doesn't want us to say anything nice about any other quarterback so let's do a patrick holmes crazy stats because there will still be some kansas city fans who like you guys didn't give us enough credit even though i think we spent the last 10 minutes saying patrick holmes is the best quarterback on earth he might be the best quarterback to ever play he's on on pace to be. Fact or fiction, Hank? How many Super Bowls? He's on pace.
I actually have one stat for you, Hank, that's a crazy Patrick Mahomes stat, but then a backdoor Tom Brady stat. You ready for it? Patrick Mahomes is 8-2 in the playoffs when down 7-plus points, which is insane.
Yeah. Two losses were to Tom Brady.
There you go. But here's some Patrick Mahomes stats.
Josh Allen is 17 and 0 in his career when he doesn't have a turnover. He's now 17 and 1.
Patrick Mahomes is the one. Patrick Mahomes is in his sixth full season.
Patrick Mahomes has never not played in the AFC Championship game. As a starter.
As a starter. Yes.
Six full seasons. I don't count his first season as one of the seasons.
He has never not played in the AFC Championship game. That's fucking insane.
Yeah, it would be so awesome to have a Patrick Mahomes. He's just every single year, and he's so good in every big moment.
He just shows up. And, yeah, he's a thief of joy for everyone else in the NFL.
But, God damn it, Kansas City fans. It must be – tell me how it feels because I know, like I said, there's a vocal minority that's constantly like, we need more credit.
I think most Kansas City fans are just sitting back being like, this is awesome. Every year is awesome.
Even when you look bad during the regular season, which the Chiefs did look bad, it doesn't matter. It's just, and you had that too some years, where it's like you have down regular seasons, but when it comes to January, there's going to be a guy who's there every single year, and his name is Patrick Mahomes.
But, counterpoint, if they don't win the Super Bowl this year, then they're starting to get into squander the window opportunity. I think the window is so large for him.
It's big. They got a huge window.
They're going to change the whole team. Like Patrick Mahomes is going to play with an entirely different roster five years from now and still be doing this.
Yeah, it's like Wes Welker and Randy Moss. Is he going to start taking Les Mok? So you're going to start taking Les Mok? Is he going to start taking Les Mok? Is he going to start taking Les Mok? Is he going to start taking Les Mok? Is he going to start taking Les Mok? Is he going to start taking Les Mok? Like different eras.
Yeah, but besides Travis Kelsey and Pacheco, at their skill positions this year, they have nobody. Rasheed Rice is nice, and he's getting better.
But like you saw with Nicole Hardman, he can't trust most of the guys he passes to. MVS had some nice catches today, but you still can't trust that guy.
Their receivers next year won't be worse. They won't be any worse.
It would probably be better. Tony won this game by sitting out.
I don't know if he was like, Coach, you can't play me, or what happened with that uh but it was a miracle that he wasn't playing because that would have been very bad for them they're gonna be better at wide receiver next year they'll have some guys that can catch the ball and it's like right now all that stuff that we've seen from the chiefs this entire season all the big holes that they have it doesn't matter because you're in the afc championship game and now it's lamar jackson and patrick. It's like you still have Patrick Mahomes to go to the Super Bowl.
You're in a pretty fucking good spot. And he's doing, like, again, he's kind of proving your point, Hank.
Like, he's doing it with a team that's not as good as it was three years ago. He's still doing it.
Like, these receivers are not good. Rasheed Rice has gotten very good.
But, like, his cast of characters are less than when he won a Super Bowl a couple years ago, and he's still back in the AFC Championship. It's just...
Yeah, no, I'm not. He's on pace, but there's a long way to go.
Yes. You can be on pace.
You can have a good first lap. But I would bet on Patrick Mahomes, because every time I somehow have a future going up against him, it goes up in flames.'re still doing this show 10 years from now you will find no bigger Patrick Mahomes hater than Hank Lockwood yeah that might have to start pretty soon that's true have you thought about that like when when are you gonna start hating Mahomes I've never liked him uh really see I've always liked him he just I mean like he's good quarterback he's fun to watch but obviously like they were a big they were a rival of ours he's a nice guy he's come on the show like I don always liked him.
He just – I mean, he's a good quarterback. He's fun to watch.
But obviously, they were a rival of ours. He's a nice guy.
He's come on the show. I don't hate him personally.
But, yeah, I don't want him to keep winning Super Bowls. Like, never.
That's fair. If he wins this Super Bowl, then it's – Then it's threat level midnight.
Then it's a good time to slander. Yeah.
You got to amp that hate up. I'm looking forward to you.
You know what? This is going to be good for us because Hank will be our shield on this podcast. So any Kansas City fan that thinks that we don't like the Chiefs, it's actually not me and Big Cat.
We love Patrick Mahomes. Right.
It's this guy who's injecting all of his anti-Mahomes, pro-Tom Brady bias into it. Make sure you do it this time.
It's a good time to slander. If he wins the Super Bowl with these wide receivers, it really does prove the point there.
That makes no sense. What do you mean? It makes a lot of sense.
The Patriots have notoriously not had good wide receivers. Julian Edelman is a great wide receiver.
I was watching... Randy Moss is a Hall of Famer.
He didn't win a Super Bowl, so that's not... doesn't really say anything.
When I was reminiscing the other day after Belichick left... You have to say Gronk.
When you say receivers, you have to say Gronk. 28-3 game, I was shocked with the receivers.
I kind of forgot. Obviously, it was Edelman.
Well, James White caught 14 balls. Chris Hogan.
Where'd he go to school? The U. Diversity of Wisconsin.
There we go. But the Patriots, there's been many examples.
Gronk didn't play in every single Super Bowl. That 28-3 game, it was Edelman, Amendola, Chris Hogan.
Amendola was pretty good. No, I know.
I'm not saying they're bad. Are you saying white players aren't good wide receivers? Malcolm Mitchell, 6 for 70.
But here's the thing. What did he do after that, Jake? But my point is.
Nothing. Martellus Bennett, five catches.
Patrick Holmes getting to the AFC Championship with this group. And I'm not dissing him.
Proves that he's just going to be there every single year. He was only in the league for two years.
Yeah, but. He was making crucial catches.
But Mahomes is going to be here every single year because he's proving that he can get here every single year. For sure.
And you know how it is. For sure.
It's like AFC Championship games, they're kind of coin flip games. Like, you can't just guarantee.
But, like, getting to the AFC Championship game every year means that you have a shot every single year to win a Super Bowl. And that's what he's going to do.
Just his presence is going to do that. I got a little triggered.
That point is correct that it proves he's going to do it. But it also is true for Brady.
Brady also, you know, just got there with whoever he had. I'm saying that's what I'm agreeing with you.
I think it's a mirror image where the Chiefs are going to turn over the roster two or three times in his career, and it doesn't matter because it's Patrick Mahomes. They're going to have all new guys.
We'll be 10 years from now doing this show, and you'll be the number one Patrick Mahomes hater, and PFT and I will be like, this is crazy how he keeps doing it. And he'll have a bunch of guys that are in middle school right now playing on his team and going to the AFC Championship game and winning Super Bowls.
Think about that. There's going to be guys.
There's a kid right now, maybe a kid who's listening to this show, who's 12 years old, who's going to be catching balls from Patrick Mahomes in an AFC

championship game in year 2035 like winning Mahomes last Super Bowl on the way out of town yeah that is how good Patrick Mahomes is that's the mind-blowing part there's a 13 year old right now who will be Patrick Mahomes main target in the 2035 AFC championship baby digs the real digs Yeah, so I guess what I'm saying is my hope is that, you know, they lose, you know,

the path. You need Joe.
You need Joe. Three is a lot of Super Bowls, by the way.
Yeah, that's a decent amount. It's a ton.
Imagine having double that amount. I would love to have the statement, only three Super Bowls.
Yeah. My life would be so much better if I had even a third of those three.
That was one of those moments where you don't realize the privilege you're talking from.

You only won three Super Bowls.

Big and I were extremely complimentary of the Kansas City Chiefs.

Unfortunately, Hank Lockwood had to slander Patrick Mahomes.

That's unfortunate, but it's to be expected.

But I do want to hear from Chiefs fans because I assume most Chiefs fans are just sitting back being like,

this fucking rocks.

Every year rocks.

And you know that it's going to rock for the next decade

yeah it's pretty cool it's pretty damn a lot of pressure though a lot of pressure all right so

let's let's talk about the games real quick just initial reaction before we do that pft do

uh a couple ads and then we will let's talk maybe play uh whose line is it anyway and quickly talk

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Okay. I did see the line, so I will recuse myself.
You guys want to guess? I've not seen them. What they are.
I will tell you. I know.
You know them? Okay. You have to guess.

All right.

I'm going to say San Francisco is favored by five and a half.

Ooh.

You got an edge in your model because the Niners are favored by seven.

Seven.

Okay.

I do have an edge.

You love the Lions.

I think I – so, I mean, can Brock play outdoors?

That's the big discussion. Mm.
Okay. And so, on the other side, I'm going to say the Ravens by three and a half.
Yes, you're right. It opened at three.
Moved up. That's a three and a half.
Yeah, that makes sense because the Bills were two and a half today. Yes.
And so the Ravens, I imagine, are factored into that as being a little bit better. Yeah.
I – even though we just did that whole talk about how incredible the chiefs are in patrick mahomes i did while watching that game i was like the big winner here is the ravens because it felt like everyone got injured on both sides of the ball i don't know what the chiefs injuries will look like but they i think there was three offensive starters that went out or defensive starters that went out at various points of the game. And the Ravens had that extra day and they had a week off and their defense is not the same as what the Chiefs faced in the Dolphins or the Bills.
And again, I say all this knowing that Patrick Mahomes is inevitable. Yeah, I mean, everything you just said.
No, I know. Everything you just said, and I could tell you could get that guy that you just described plus money.
Yeah, no, he's, I think, 8-3 as an underdog. Yeah, you've got to bet the Chiefs.
You've got to bet the Chiefs. I have a Ravens feature, but I know that it's the same thing.
I'm going to be doing deja vu on Friday. What did I say on this show? I think the Chiefs are going to win the game against the Bills.
On Friday this week, I'm going to say, I think the Chiefs are going to win this game, but I'm just riding with it. The Ravens' defense is much, much better than the Bills' defense.
Yes. Way better.
Lamar's going to have to be great Lamar, which he's been all year. And I believe in him.
But yeah, Pat from Holmes is a three-and-a-half-point underdog. How do you not take that? He's going to have to be remarkable.
He's going to have to be remarkable. And as for the Lions, I feel like the Lions can win that game.
Yeah. Yeah.
They can. They definitely can.
I think the Lions are way better than the Packers right now at this moment. I know they played this year, but I think the Lions are on a hot streak right now.
The defense looks great, way better than it did back on Thanksgiving. Yeah.
So anything's possible. I'm going to take the Lions.
I'm telling you that right now. And I think I might take the Ravens.
I might take the Ravens. It's crazy.
It's crazy. It's insane.
It's insane. It's a once-in-a-generation quarterback.
I like what Hanks is doing. We hit him.
We hit him with something. No, I hit myself.
No, but we hit him. I mean, you guys were just like literally.
He's hurt. He's hurt right now.
Gargling. He's hurt right now.
He's hurt for the last 20 minutes. We can't win.
We can't win. We get accused of glazing Patrick Mahomes.
Yeah, well that was like the longest segment in the history of this show was you guys just talking about Patrick Mahoney. Oh, yeah.
He's so mad. The guy's going to six straight.
He's only been in the AFC Championship game. He's never not been in the AFC Championship game.
It's insane. Hank's mad right now.
Hank's so mad. Hank does love a plus sign.
Yeah, but I get it. But we hit it.
We struck a chord. We finally, I think.
Well, it's like you're saying. I think we finally.
He's not going to make the Super Bowl? Now people. Is that good? Now people are.
He lost to Joe Burrow already. He lost to Lamar Jackson.
I think we finally i think what's like you're saying he's i think he's not gonna make the super bowl now people is that good now people are lost to joe burrow already he lost to lamar jackson i think we finally passed the test when people are like you guys don't talk enough about how great the chiefs are they were right because we had to hit the hank test the minute we got hank mad means that we've done our job talking about how great the chiefs are we've put patrick we've put patrick homes did. We finally, I feel like we finally hit the Ravens.
Yeah, it's probably going to be the Ravens. No, I said the Chiefs.
No, I know, but PFT has set me off. Yeah, sorry.
Listen, Hank, I only feel what I feel. Also, Hank, one thing you should know is I'm a terrible gambler.
Yeah. So if I'm saying I like the Ravens, you should know I am giving Patrick Mahomes enough credit in my own sick way because I'm so bad at betting.
Here's what's going to happen. If the Chiefs win on Sunday, I'm just going to have to make a literal graveyard.
Maybe put it behind me. And it's just Patrick Mahomes smiling and it's Eagles 22-1, Bills 35-1, Ravens 18-1.
Patrick Mahomes is the the grim reaper for anything next year i'm going to just put my kids 2014 draft or 2017 okay don't do that 2014 don't do that next year i think i'm just going to put my kids responsibly my kids uh college education on on the chiefs to win the super bowl no matter what the price in august and just be like i don't care we already declared that they won the afc west next year you guys had me set the reminder that I told you and you're like, ah, screw that. No.
Yeah, because we're dumb. Yeah.
Very, very dumb. I just never going to do a future.
Oh, and the Bengals, too. I forgot the Bengals last year, too.
He's killed that. He just slays them.
He's really good, Hank. But what about the Ravens? Great.

He's great.

He's so triggered.

I love it.

Well, no, I'm with you.

I'm with you.

You convinced me.

I'm going to unload on the Chiefs.

He's an underdog.

How is that possible?

How is that possible?

And he can win on the road.

Yeah.

We found that out today.

Yeah. Pashmer Holmes can fix the economy.
Just be an underdog. Yeah.
Everyone can be a millionaire tomorrow. We should actually make that TikTok.
Here's how I made a million. I took a mortgage out of my house, and then I bet on Pashmore Holmes as an underdog.
Hustle. Yeah.
Okay. Let's finish up the show.
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Oh, wow. Hank stole my who's back of the week again.
It's like six weeks in a row, Hank. Get better.
Think smarter. Not harder.
Wait, how can I think you did the same one I did? Right. So you should think like I'm going to always take yours because I think ahead.
And then you have to think about what I wouldn't take. Okay.
You know? Challenge accepted. Yeah.
and then you have to think about what i wouldn't take okay you know challenge accepted yeah um and now i'm gonna think about what you would think that i wouldn't take and then take that yeah nick dunlap golfer won the amex open he is 20 years old alabama so he's an amateur yep uh prize purse was $1.5 million. He wins none of that.

And the prize money just goes down.

So the guy that came in second, Nick Gesundheit,

Gesundheit, got the $1.5 million, so on and so forth.

That rules.

Yeah, that's a tough, it's tough.

Like, obviously he's going to have a great career ahead of him, but it can't feel good, as good as it probably feels,

to win the tournament, to be like, damn, I didn't win him $1.5 million. I could have gotten paid, yeah.
He'll probably get an eye out. We actually could do that in the state of Illinois if you bet on a team to win a college championship and Illinois ends up winning and you have the second-place team, you'd get the money.
Oh, that's pretty cool. That's awesome.
Yeah. Yeah, so he finished, what is he? So we could do that.
28 under par? Is that what he was at? 29. 29 under par? And he gets no money like Hank said, but he should drop his Venmo.
He should let everyone know what his Venmo is. Or at the very least, he should set up a meeting with Muhammad bin Salman.
MBS could actually make this right. Yeah.
Just cut the kid a check. One stroke of a pen.
Right now. That was incredible though because we thought, we were watching it, we thought that he was going to choke a million times.
Yeah, he had a double bogey, I think the sixth or seventh hole and he thought he was toast and he birdied the next hole and just came right back. It was crazy.
Apparently he teaches Nick Sab Saban putting lessons, too. Yeah, and he called into the Golf Channel, and he was insane.
It was crazy. It was cool to see.
Very cool. Congratulations.
33 years since the last time. Phil Mickelson.
Played with Justin Thomas in the final round. Also went to Alabama.
Wait, how long has it been, Big Cat? 33 years. 33? That's a long time for sports to go.
And he's the youngest amateur ever. Yeah.
Since 1910. 1910.
Between years like that in the massive sports calendar to have something so unlikely happen,

34 years apart?

33.

33 years.

Yes.

That's crazy.

The last time an amateur won a PGA event was 1991.

I don't know who was.

What was even happening in 1991?

In the NFC Championship game or something. I know the Redskins made the Super Bowl that year.
Crazy. I forget who they beat in the playoffs.
It's crazy. In the NFC Championship game.
Did you call it Mike? What's up? Oh, I was just trying to fill in the blanks. Oh, what do you got? The Lions.
Oh, we already talked about it. Ha ha.
I know. That's why I didn't say anything.
No, no, no. We literally already talked about it when you went and took a piss.
Oh, really? Yeah, because we were trying to beat you to it. Damn.
Got me. I said it's the first time in 33 years.
Also an amateur. I was like, let's get this wild out before Jake comes back from his piss.
Well, the wild I tweeted out today is I'm rooting for the Chiefs and Lions. Talked about that.
Yeah, we talked about that covered it yeah no we literally you can listen back i was like jake rooting for this storyline is peak jake yeah yeah and jackets jackets and sick jack what was your jacket of the week hank i like the nike ones yeah the nike ones yeah see hanks on my side those are clean all the cbs ones black on black was yeah that was that was my jacket of the week I have a question for you guys about our dear friend Tony Romo is he rocking hair plugs yeah you said that that would kind of take him down a notch I'd like that he's got a little there's like a little Carl Ravage separation between the poof and the scalp I noticed noticed. I don't know.
Something to keep an eye on.

By the way, since we're doing crazy stats, I completely forgot about this.

Did you guys see that Christian McCaffrey on Saturday, he scored two touchdowns.

He now has 23 touchdowns this year.

Does he really?

In the year's 2023.

That's wild.

Wild.

Pretty crazy, huh?

Pretty cool.

Yeah, pretty cool.

All right, BFT, who's your who's back?

My who's back of the week is the pit.

This is why I was rooting for Buffalo today, for their pit. Have you guys heard about the legend of the pit? Well, and also, we can't get Josh Allen's dick out of our mouth.
That's true. Hang on.
Pull it out. It's crazy we could podcast.
And I got some pubes in my teeth. Yeah, the pit in Buffalo or in Orchard Park is the new hotness for pregame activities.
So apparently it actually started, I think it's September this year. Remember we did that story about the Bills fan that was tripping on all sorts of psychedelics and went down there and had to be evacuated and arrested because he was covered in human extramit.
He was covered in shit and he was tripping balls on acid. And for the past five weeks at home games there's been a different bills fan that's jumped down into the pit to the point where they have had to put up fences all around and have security being like you have to stay out of this pit yeah stay out of the pit you might get seriously injured or die if you go in the pit bills mafia doesn't give a fuck now it's a challenge to them no it's like well i gotta get in that fucking pit we're on a hot streak right now yeah so today before the game there was a Bills fan that jumped't give a fuck.
Now it's a challenge to them. No.
It's like, well, I got to get in that fucking pit. We're on a hot streak right now.

Yeah.

So today before the game, there was a Bills fan that jumped down into the pit again.

It's going to be a tradition.

It's going to be the new jumping off.

There's really no difference between jumping onto a table and shattering it and then jumping into the pit.

It's the same thing.

It's like, here's something that you shouldn't do.

Right.

Well, guess what?

I'm going to do it because I'm drunk enough.

Yeah.

So that tradition.

And it rocks.

I predict is going to continue in Buffalo big time. Yeah.
Get down. down the pit and we're gonna go in the pit go in that pit so uh yeah the pit's back uh all right my who's back i got two the first is uh tara van derver stanford head coach she broke the record for winning his coach in college basketball history she's always been my goat goat.
Coach T is what I call her. You can't make an argument that she's not the greatest college basketball coach of all time.
It's unassailable. Vanderveer.
Whatever. She's the GOAT.
She deserves the number seven. Not as many wins as Tara Vanderveer.
Do you know? Not as many wins. Name some more college

coaches. Yeah.
Go ahead.

Who else could even be close?

Kim Mulkey? Not as many wins.

Anyone on the men's side?

Dean Smith. Nope.

Not as many wins. John Wooden.

John Wooden has to. Nope.
Not as many

wins. Anyone else, Hank?

Any other brain busters?

Nope. It's good who's back.
Okay. Coach Gay? No.
Not as many wins. Anyone else, Hank? Any other brain busters? No, it's good who's back.
Okay. Coach Gay? No, not as many wins.
Bobby Knight. Nope, not as many wins.
He's got to be up there, right? Yeah, but not as many wins. She coached the Olympics, too? Probably.
Sure. How many gold medals? She probably doesn't need the stat pad.
She't force her way to keep coaching the olympics when it's very clear that you coach for one cycle and that's it is that it does she dye her hair let's see why don't you nope nope she doesn't why would you start out you know why would you start she did coach in the olympics yes fuck yes she won a gold in 96 in atlanta yes wait in 96 in Atlanta. Yes.
Yeah, because she understood you don't just sit on this job and keep coaching the Olympics so that you can get fucking LeBron to FaceTime a recruit and be like, come to Stanford. Got it.
Interesting. That's what I was going to say.
And then my other, who's back, is also coaches, Nick Sirianni. I think he's going to keep his job, so congrats.
Yay. I'm excited for him.
Good coach. Pug's iffy.
Pug's iffy. If there's one person that can fix the mess that Nick Sirianni has created, it's Nick Sirianni.
Yeah. Yeah.
He's probably got like. I can then say pug.
He's probably got some cool trust fall or, you New coordinators is good, pug. Okay, nice.
Ropes course. Yeah, he's going to take you.
Yeah, just a leadership team building experience. An escape room maybe.
Yeah. I'd like to know what percentage of escape rooms are booked by corporate retreats that everybody hates going to.
Yeah, and Nick Sirianni. Nick Sirianni.
So anyone want to say congrats to Nick Sirianni? Congrats to Nick Sirianni. Yeah.
It's hard to keep your job in this league. It is.
Max, congrats. Coach Sirianni.
Coach S. Jake said it.
Oh, you didn't want to say congrats. Okay.
I'm happy. Continuity is important.
Yeah, look at the Steelers. Yeah.
If Brian Johnson is also back, it's going to. Okay, so this is who we're now rooting for to come back? What are you going to do? It's just on to 2025.
Okay. Damn.
Wow. What did you guys think about the Caitlin Clark situation? Oh, flop.
My who's back of the week is debates about court storm. Oh, yeah.
Sorry. Nice.

Flop.

It was a flop.

I saw the alternate angle.

It was a flop.

Caitlin Clark, who is the GOAT in women's college basketball.

How many wins?

I don't know exactly.

Coach T.

What about Candace Parker?

She's the active GOAT.

We can say that.

Sue Bird.

Active in women's college basketball.

Iowa, they lost to Angel Reese. She's the GOAT? She's won a title then.
Okay. Angel Reese beat her.
Head to head. Okay, you got me.
She doesn't want shit. Right? It's like Mahomes and Josh Allen.
The most exciting women's college basketball player right now. You're a Caitlin Clark-Glazer.
Yeah. Wow.
Quick Glazer. She doesn't want shit.
She's like Doug McDermott. She's a choke artist.
She's a great college basketball player. Yeah.
So Iowa lost at Ohio State. Ohio State stormed the court, and there was a little bit of a...
Wait. Is there an alternate ankle? Can I see it? There was a collision.
I didn't see the alternate. I didn the main one that I was like, that's a flop.
What's the name of our second best college football reporter? Brandon Walker. Yeah, go to his Twitter timeline.
He has that video pulled up. Okay, I'm going to pull it up.
I mean, I knew it was a flop from the regular angle. He's the second Mike on Mostly Sports.

Oh, my God.

It's like reverse assault.

Yeah, no, she pushed her.

So she fell to the ground, grabbed her head,

and then she got apologized to by Ohio State's athletic. Oh, my God.

She leaned into the contact.

The girl was just running, minding her own business,

and Kayla Clark shoved her and then just did a pirouette and fell this is insane yeah i wanted i gotta go our friend uh hawkeyes i gotta see what he's probably having a meltdown i actually uh i put part of the blame on caitlin clark for the flop and the other part of the blame on ohio state university because uh and i'm usually completely in favor of court storming. Ohio State, come on, you're Ohio State.
Yeah. Come on, act like you've been there before.
All court storming is good court storming. Yeah.
They can't beat Michigan, so they got to do it somehow. This is, I think he pivoted once he saw the extra flop.
Also, Ohio State's ranked right now. Yeah.
Well, again, I am in favor of the court story. That's an all-time flop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God.
If you're a college kid, you're having fun in a game, storm the court. I'm saying it would be nice if Ohio State expected to win a game like that.
I'm mad now. Yeah, the girl kind of tries to avoid it too justice for the other girl damn that's bad

because caitlin clark is one of she's so much fun to watch and she's so good at basketball

but and it's it's i think we had this take last year it's like it's great that women's basketball

has gotten a point where like people like are hating yeah and like talking shit yes that that

means that people care uh but there are a lot of people who hate caitlin clark of other teams

I'm going to go hating and talking shit. That means that people care.

But there are a lot of people who hate Kaitlin Clark of other teams.

This is going to be just red meat for them.

It's giving you a lot of material to work with.

She's going to have 45 today.

Well, and lost. That would be glazing, Jake.

That's what you're doing.

That'd be like if we said Josh Allen played a perfect game.

He did not. That's a fact.

She had seven turnovers. Not a perfect game.

How many shots did she miss, Jake? She was... I can't hear you over her dick in your mouth.
Fucking Glazer. It is good, though.
Like, yeah, you're right. 12-25.
After the Women's National Championship game last year, everyone was mad online arguing about the game. Right.
And treating it like you should treat sports. Right.
Sports should be. As opposed to just rooting for everyone and and hoping that everyone has fun and plays well a great lesson in life is sports should trigger you yes you should be very triggered by the outcome of a sports right like look at hank right exactly you should be able to you should be able to i was triggered when the bills lost you should be able to talk for two hours after the games are over about how one game that has absolutely nothing to do with your favorite team makes you angry right because they might one day threaten the legacy of your favorite team you should get viscerally upset you should want to like punch somebody in the face you get so mad about that no i'm not upset i'm just upset when you have to listen and are succumbed to the glazing in the room next door just listening to and then after that they walk out and they're like yeah that guy sucked you would have sucked tom brady's dick in an instant if you asked you to yeah probably yeah he went to jail for him um but then i wouldn't reverse like i said then go walk away and be like our job is for mar jackson pft we've done yeah we I apologize for all of the last six years of this show.

Anyone who said that we did not treat the Chiefs, give them as much respect as they deserve, you were right. Now you are wrong because we triggered Hank, and that was the moment.
That was the moment it all crystallized where it's like, oh, okay, we've done it. Yeah.
Win a Super Bowl.

Yeah.

Hank, you know what?

You're going to have to not only hate, you're going to hate the Chiefs entirely because

you're going to have to start hating the homes.

And if they win another Super Bowl, you're going to have to start hating Andy Reid.

You should start finding these 13-year-olds that are going to end up being on the Chiefs

and start hating them early.

Yeah.

Get on the hate early.

Look at some big boards for 2032. All right.
Good show, boys. Great show.
Only three games of football left. Cherish it.
Love it. We have some good shows coming up.
Okay. Numbers.
Eight. Eighteen.
Forty. Twenty.
Three. Ninety-nine pug.
Seventy-one. Chin.
Twenty. 3.
99 pug.

71.

Shane?

20?

21.

Yeah, I'm going to change it.

15 for Mahomes.

Oh.

Shout out.

Blaze.

All right, I'm going to change it to 6 for the amount of AFC championships Mahomes gone to.

That's good.

I'm going to change it to 8.

What's 8?

Lamar Jackson.

Oh.

Hater.

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

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That's awesome.

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

That's awesome. I'm going to change it to eight.
What's eight? Lamar Jackson.

Oh.

Hater.

That's awesome. I take every time.

24.

Oh.

Mahomes going to win 24 Super Bowls?

That's incredible.

That was going to be two and four.

Damn.

Wow.

I can see everyone on Wednesday.

Love you guys.

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