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Check them out right now. Today is Wednesday, November 16th, and the Washington Commanders are back.
We might be good. PFT.
I think we might be good, and I'll tell you who's not back. Carson Wentz.
No. Because this is Taylor Heineke's team right now.
He's done. But PFT, think we might be good And I'll tell you who's not back Carson Wentz Because this is Taylor Heineke's team right now He's done But PFT I texted you in the middle of that game And I was like It's kind of crazy how many good skill positions The Washington Commanders have And I agree with you You might be good I think we are good And as we said I think it was about a year ago On this show we said you you got to take the taylor heineckes with the taylor loneckes yep and he had a little bit of both last night if you look at the stat sheet you probably see that and you're like oh he had a very like pedestrian game but no he's a good quarterback he made big time throws big time plays he's got great receivers he also made made the kneel down, which was a heads-up play by him.
And the way that he celebrates the kneel down after he gets hit, I've never seen a quarterback celebrate roughing the passer as well as Taylor Heineke does. I actually think they should have picked up the flag after the celebration.
They're like, no, you're too happy about this because you didn't even really get hit. You're way too happy about this.
So he tried to do that. I i think he was baiting them and it ended up working it it was not the greatest ending to the game but by the rule he made the right play and it was the right call but um that yeah that was my big point is like people were very upset i understand if you had the eagles uh there was a couple missed calls the face mask and the fumble was bad very bad there's a phantom also um and the way the game ended sucked but with that said we all know that this is how the nfl is trending we we talk about it like every other week that they protect the quarterbacks to an insane level so i i don't like the rule but i also understand that the ref threw the flag and by the letter of the, they protect the quarterbacks to such an extent now that you can't touch them.
You basically can't touch the quarterback. It was Graham that hit him, right? I think Graham, after the play, was like, yeah, I know I fucked up.
I was stupid, but I fucked up and I shouldn't have done it. It was a lame way for the game to end.
It's also, I sympathize with a defensive lineman or a linebacker that is in that position because almost impossible to stop. Yeah.
It's hard to stop your momentum when you're doing that. The defensive line looked awesome.
Our offensive line, actually, I think that's the reason why we were able to win. Our offensive line played incredible.
Our running game, just in terms of time of possession, in the first half, we had a 17-minute, 38-second time of possession edge. 51 plays.
So we kept Jalen Hurts on the sideline in the second quarter, which is where he does all his damage. And no team's been able to do that yet.
I thought Scott Turner called it a beautiful game. It was beautiful.
So we'll talk about the Eagles in a sec, but the commanders went into that game with a perfect game plan. Just not only offensively, but how to keep Jalen Hurts

from, like, gashing them with runs.

They kept everything in front of them.

They played a really good game.

Yes, there were some lucky turnover luck.

We got very lucky on the face mask and then on the –

Quez.

Forrest, yeah.

Forrest got that fumble off of the Quez Watkins.

Like, it was a sick play. It was like a 50-yard gain.
He should have just been like Tyler Lockett and just stayed down all the time. That's Tyler Lockett's a beast.
He's like, I'm going to catch a ball, then I'm going to hit Y. I'm obviously biased because I did bet on the Eagles.
Max, I want to hear from you. But this is an unbiased take of it, even though people will claim I'm biased.
I actually think that was the perfect way for the Eagles to get their first loss. Because you don't want to lose, but I saw the quotes afterwards.
A.J. Brown was smiling.
He's like, we can stop talking about this undefeated bullshit. They had a game that they basically had everything go wrong for them and still almost had a chance to win it at the end if that penalty doesn't doesn't happen and if you're an Eagles fan you're probably freaking out a little bit the last two games you've gotten gashed by the run Jordan Davis is the difference like Jordan Davis has been out I saw the stat it was something like uh with Jordan Davis in the lineup the Eagles are giving up like two and a half yards per carry and then without him it's like five and a half yards so he's he comes back i think he can come back week 13 or 14 so like that if jordan davis is out for the year i'd be like the eagles are in big trouble because they can't their defensive line like has no bulk and they can't stop anyone but if you're an eagles fan i actually think you walk away from that being like okay refocus time like going undefeated have been cool, but there's a lot of pressure that comes with that.
Now you can just focus on cleaning up the things, the mistakes you made. And there is an element of that game that was a little bit fluky.
I do think the commanders played better, but, like, the fumbles and the turnovers and the face mask and all that stuff. And Joey Sly hit two 54-yard-plus field goals.
Joey Sly. It was a nice little callback to when I think Rivera was his coach, or maybe it was right after Rivera left the Panthers, where they would send Joey Sly out at the end of every half to try like a 62-yard field goal.
Yeah. It would absolutely kill his make percentage on the year.
Best play of the night last night, Taylor Heineke's incomplete pass. Yeah.
The best incompletion I've ever seen. The most important incompletion of the game.
Troy Aikman, like, nutted himself when he saw that. Because if, now I will say, like, if Carson Wentz had tried to chase down a ball that got snapped over his head 25 yards in the backfield.
Oh. Pick it, excuse me, pick it up and throw it out of bounds.
Like, he would have spontaneously combusted. Yes.
He would have just, like, lit lit on fire He would have broken both of his ankles It would have been a disaster But Heineke, man He is the living embodiment of the edge He's just always on that edge And I love it On that plane ride back They were putting the chains on him Never seen something like that happen after a game You can tell that the guys really love him That's a cool guy You know that you're a cool guy that your teammates love if they put chains on you. And that's a guy that you can never talk shit about.
Yeah, Taylor Heineke is fun. I hope he – like, I'm rooting now for Taylor Heineke to play consistent enough football that he can get a full starting job because he is fun for the league, fun to root for.
Taylor Heineke is good for football yeah he is he's a fun and

quarterback it's it's crazy because I'm finding myself agreeing with you I I'm almost like let's

let's give Heineke like another year it's just a consistency yeah Kenny Kenny I like him raise

we know his ceiling it's pretty good yeah it's Kenny raises floor Kenny Kenny not have the

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you know, you know, you know, football. If he can get to that, why not try? A lot of it has to do with the offensive line play because when Carson Wentz was back there, he was getting like one second to pass the ball.
And that's not the quarterback that you want when things are breaking down. Besides that first strip sack of the game where our left tackle just straight up got blown off the ball, I think it was Sweat that got that one.
That was a great play by him. But besides that, our offensive line played really well, and we don't have a good offensive line.
We've been really bad this year, and so to see that come together was pretty awesome. Brian Robinson, I don't know if you're aware of this, Brian Robinson got shot twice.
He did get shot. They love saying that Brian Robinson got shot and the way that he runs is electric.
He just, he runs directly into, he loves contact. He's a bowling ball.
He just, he picks a defensive tackle and he runs at the defensive tackle and he gets like three and a half, four yards every time. But that's kind of his move.
He's just trying to knock people over. Max, do you want to chime in? Because this is,? I want to say something to Max real quick because, Max, I know it's probably tough, and you lost the undefeagled season.
I also lost the undefeagled bet, which is probably good for my long-term. Yeah, Hank did too for long-term employment.
Sorry. Because I think that if enough people had bet on it, the payouts would have just bankrupted Barstool Sports.
So it's kind of a good thing that they lost. But I know it's a tough time for you.
So I got you your Christmas bonus. I got it for you early.
I bought you a pair of Jordan 4s, the metallic ones. Oh, nice.
In green. Taylor actually hit me up last night.
That's the kind that he's getting today. So I'm getting you some Eagles colored Jordans as your Christmas present.
That's beautiful. I hope that takes the sting off a little bit, Max.
I'll match. Oh, wow.
Yeah, I'll match. So when you figure out, when you find them, PFT, let's buy two pairs.
I already found them. All right, so two pairs.
Two pairs. We'll match.
Yeah, that really helps a lot. Thank you.
Thank you for that. Yeah.
But I don't know. I was about to say basically exactly what you said like Jordan Davis being out really makes a difference for the run D and I don't know you don't want to go undefeated anyway so like last night no no I would prefer to go.
Yeah. I would prefer to.
20 and 0. I'd prefer to go 20 and 0.
Well, I'm saying regular season. You don't want to.
I don't want to go into the playoffs undefeated. Why? Because you're going to slip up.
That's exactly what A.J. Brown said.
The narrative of going 17 and 0 is done. It is a lot of pressure.
Yeah. Now it's get the one seed, which I was.
Are you you nervous i'm a little bit more upset that the vikings that the vikings that actually makes me one night one yeah oh yeah definitely pft this is a this actually goes even more into the vikings like lucky season narrative like they are they're they're getting all the breaks right now but you still beat them head to head yeah and people are gonna i i i know that uh people want to say the eagles are frauds the steelers remember the 11-0 steelers who the commanders beat the commanders just you know the slayers of dragons i always thought that team like there was something it just wasn't it didn't feel uh as real i think the eagles are still a very very good team like there's no fraudulence to it they haven't played a tough schedule but they've also beaten the fuck out of a lot of that Steelers team was definitely the the worst 11-0 team of all time and this Eagles team's really good I I would not be worried if I were you I would just make a note that uh if this does end up impacting the home field advantage situation the playoffs that's going to be to be very bad for us. You have to retroactively apologize.
Well, I've also, I asked Commissioner Goodell, I said, please, please review that face mask. I didn't want to accept that face mask.
I said, that's a bad call. I wanted him to take that off the board.
He didn't get back to me in time, so I can only go with what the result of the game is. But I disavowed that call.
I say that fumble recovery should never have happened. I appreciate your disavow.
That was very big of you. Yeah.
Yeah, I probably would have had a different tune if we were recording last night. But after sleeping on it, it's like, I feel a little bit better.
It's all right. Just don't let one bad game become two.
That's really all it is. Like, if you win on Sunday against the Colts, I don't think there's anything that that changes about how i feel about the and and i like hurts didn't play like that badly his pick to a.j brown i don't a.j brown didn't have a great game well he was banged up yeah but like that wasn't on hurts and he made a play to win to take the lead and quez walkins i don't know why he fell that was a.
I know. And he dove for it.
Like, that's a touchdown if you just stay up.

Yeah.

So, like, the fumble being one thing.

But if he just catches that ball, that's like a highlight moment of, like,

Jalen Hurts' career of, like, making a deep bomb to win the game.

That was giving Major Deshaun Jackson that entire play.

He just dove for no reason.

Hank, why are you laughing?

People just said that's giving Deshaun Jackson. Yeah.
That entire play. He just dove for no reason.
Hank, why are you laughing? People have just said that's giving Deshaun Jackson dead seriously. I just said because I knew that Hank was going to just wince.
Yeah, I mean, Hank, do you have anything you want to say to Max? No, I mean, I... It is bullshit that, like, after the game, I'm more worried about Hank giving me shit than I am about PFT.
I had the undefeagled bet, so I was upset. But, you know, as basically a Philly fan, I tweeted, Joel Embiid at 59 points last night.
Who cares? And people were just so mean. I do love.
It's crazy. Like, Philadelphia is, I know they've had a moment, so to speak, because, you know, the Phillies run in the union.
All the losing. Yeah.
Yeah. So all the losing.
The fact that the Eagles fans booed the team going into halftime is so fucking funny. Like any other fan base, I'd be like, bad fans.
But it's so Philly that I was like, yeah, you know what? Love it. It shows that they're still alive.
They're still like, you know what I mean? If they hadn't booed, I would have been like, what's wrong with Philly? Have they lost a step? No, they booed their undefeated team for being down six at halftime in Monday Night Football. It's a good sports stat.
It's a very good sports stat. That's fucking funny.
And, I mean, I wouldn't say that they necessarily deserve to be booed if they were any team besides the Philadelphia Eagles, but it just fits. Like, if that's going to piss you off, then you shouldn't be playing in Philly.
Yeah, exactly right. So, fun game.
Hank, I got a question for you. Would you rather go undefeated? Yes.
Okay. I would like to be.
I think the opportunity to be the best football team of all time is enticing. How many times have you seen your team go undefeated in the regular season? I think it was once.
Once. And how many times did that team, that was a bad way of wording, did they win the Super Bowl? They did not, but it's like, you know, it costs only the boss.
I'm going to put my hand up right now. If either of my teams, the Bears or the Badgers, if they ever wanted to go undefeated and not lose a single game in the entire season, I'd be cool with that.
I would say that I would appreciate if the Commanders just didn't lose from now on. Yeah.
Like, yeah, I'd be cool with that. I would be cool with a full 20-0.
That would be pretty cool. I truly was hoping to go 16-0 and then lose the meaningless 17th game.
That was probably a realistic scenario as well. That would have been best case scenario in my mind.
I'm just thinking to myself that the Commanders win over the Eagles. The Eagles.
Yes. With your backups.
With your backups. And then have a bye.
So basically have two full weeks that you don't play any football. Yeah.
Okay. I'm just worried that the commanders beating the Eagles is going to make the Eagles lose home field advantage.

It's going to go to the Vikings,

and then the Vikings are going to go to the Super Bowl

because the commanders beat the Eagles.

I've got to be honest.

You guys have always had the Vikings hate.

I am pretty adamantly rooting for the Vikings.

That's cool.

You have to get a tattoo, too.

Oh, shocker.

The team that's competing with the Eagles for the 1-season. Interesting.
That is a good point. Speaking of undefeated, Larry Zonka gave a shout-out to the Commanders.
Oh, wow. Dolphins.
Wow. Mercury Morris always pops his head out of whatever pile of cocaine that he's in at the time to just say, hey, all right, we're still tops.
The craziest part about this game, too, is that all the talk has been about the AFC East maybe getting all four teams in the nfc's could absolutely get all four teams the beasts are back like they probably won't just because of scheduling because you know like the commanders have to play the giants twice yeah like they there probably will be a moment where they beat each other up too much uh that what you know whether it be the seahawks the the niners uh the packers one of of those teams slips in. But I'm not ruling out the Commanders at 5-5.
I think if the playoffs started right now, I think the Niners would be over them. The Niners would be in over them.
But there's a lot of football left to be played. And I did go searching deep on the internet.
I went to the deep web looking for some playoff machines and playoff simulators. Why do we not start the playoff machines in, like, week eight? Because I want to see what that bracket looks like right now.
I want to see who's in the hunt. I was looking all over the place, high and low for it, and I could not find an accurate playoff simulator where I could select, you know, okay, this is a win, that's a loss, this is a win, that's a loss.
I think the way it stands now, if I understand Nate Silver's numbers, which I probably don't, but I think it's like a 33% chance that the commanders make the playoffs this year. Wow.
I mean, they're at the Texans in versus the Falcons, and then at the Giants have the late bye. Yeah, watch out for the commanders.
Billy, what were you going to say? My only point was on the roughing the passer penalty. That kind of thing is the same way that they think it would be a bad thing for franchise quarterbacks to get hurt.
The same magic we're seeing with Heineke is the result of a franchise quarterback getting hurt. So we think that it would always be negative.
Well, Carson Wentz I wouldn't call. No, he wasn't.
Carson was great. It was very sad to to see him get hurt I hope he hurries back As soon as possible to play for a different team And has a long career with them Hopefully a team that we get to play twice a year But yeah, I'd say that's a net positive That Carson Wentz got a boo-boo on his pick And most teams with franchise quarterbacks Don't have very good backups Like the commanders It feels like they went in this season being like Carson Wentz, but we also need Taylor Heineke because it's Carson Wentz.
And with the commanders, there's always something going on with a team. It's alternating being exciting, frustrating, sometimes just very sad.
Like Ron Rivera's mom passed away earlier in the week, and then he was crying the postgame. There's always something around the team that's just – There's just a tragedy just lurking.
Just tragedy just circling us. I don't know if this is what it's like for every other team in the NFL, but it just seems like there's always something going on.
Yeah, yeah. All right, so great Monday Night Football game.
That was a lot of fun. Taylor Heineke is fun.
The are back max not worried at all at all i i agree with you and there was vikings fans who were like how are the eagles not called frauds it's like well the eagles did beat the the shit out of the vikings so that i wanted to make sure you didn't say just beat no no stop no i know they had a head-to-head game and a head-to-head game, and Vikings fans will make an argument that it was week two, and they've changed. The Vikings, we admitted on Monday, the Vikings are a very good team.
They are. They're a very good team.
Did you see the, so we talked a little bit yesterday off the pod about the screenshot that was going around with the Vikings' bills in overtime. Yeah.
Where somebody pointed out that there were 12 men on the field for the bills, and then I looked looked at it was one of the first things I looked at when I woke up. So I had bed eyes, you know, just opened up my eyes.
I zoomed in on it and I was trying to figure out, wait, I only sealed that number three is just over a blade of grass. There's only 11 guys on the field.
I think it's been settled that there were in fact there were 12 and it was a very funny moment because you texted us like i don't know it was maybe 8 30 in the morning and i had been up for a while uh and i was like pft i i literally went through this exact same process with bed eyes looking at it and then woke up and like you know took a shower and then looked at it again it was like oh yeah i see this yeah so there there were in fact 12 people but it's crazy because that is uh i think that was buddy ryan's polish goal line defense yeah buddy ryan came up with a strategy when he was on the eagles or it might have been even been when he was on the bears where if you're in a situation where it's inside the five yard line just put like 12 guys back there and see if the refs don't call it yeah and if they if they call it big deal because you only give up like a yard and Right. And if they don't call it, you get to run a play with 12 defenders out there, which is what ended up happening with the Bills, and it worked out for them in the moment.
Yeah, yeah. Okay, let's talk some college football.
Then we have some interviews. We have Peter Schrager coming up.
College football, PFT was right. Washington takes down Oregon.
I hate myself for – I looked at the – I basically went back into the lab and tried to figure out what happened with the Chernobyl explosion in my brain with the Pac-12. I realized that I just want the Pac-12 to be relevant because it's fun for college football when in reality I should have seen coming from a mile away the Pac-12 in november eating itself alive and it wasn't just washington beating oregon and eliminating oregon it was arizona beating ucla late at night as like a 20 point underdog and eliminating u.s ucla so now the pac-12 is just down to usc and usc has to run the table last hope and the big stuff out West.
And then the big, big story is that TCU, whether you want to say that they've gotten lucky or not, they're a really good football team. And they went into Texas and they smothered a Texas offense that people thought were had high hopes for.
And TCU completely owns its own destiny. They win.
I think they have to play Baylor. They've already clinched the big 12 championship game.
So they're going to play Baylor, and Baylor's coming off of getting absolutely destroyed. By Kansas.
So then after that, I think that would mean that TCU would play either Kansas State or maybe Texas. Yeah, although Texas might lose to Kansas this weekend.
Texas. They might.
There's no difference between what Sark

has done so far at Texas and what Tom Herman

had did. Actually, Tom Herman was better

at this point. Tom Herman was about

the same at this point. He beat more

ranked teams. He went to

a bowl. I know it's just Arch

Manning. Sark got Arch Manning and

also he almost beat Alabama.

He almost beat Alabama. But like

Quinn Ewers and maybe it's injury.

He's been just bad

and for the last

Thank you. Also, he almost beat Alabama.
He almost beat Alabama. But like Quinn Ewers, and maybe it's injury, he's been just bad.
And for the last four or five games, and much like we talk about the games that we think have meaning that don't later on in the season, Texas killing Oklahoma felt significant in the moment. Oklahoma sucks.
So it's like Quinn Ewers had this incredible game, and we all walked away being like, Quinn Ewers, oh my God. Well, it turns out that Oklahoma is just a fucking absolute dumpster fire of a team right now.
I could see Texas winning this week, and then actually, it would be the most Texas thing ever to win a Big 12 going, what would that be, 7-4, 8-4? Yeah. And there's a bunch of obvious flaws on the team and we're not sure if sark's good but they get that little one jewel in their diamond that they can be like okay this is going in the right direction is going in the right direction right but i just don't it's funny because there was a lot made like the the close loss to alabama and alabama is not alabama or you know of the past uh del us all to be like, Sark's got this thing going in the right direction.

And then he loses to Texas Tech and has the big moment where game day's there,

national spotlight, and the offense lays an absolute egg against TCU,

which TCU has not been lighting the world on fire defensively.

But TCU, at some point, a team gets to a point in the season where if you want to say luck, that's fine. And actually, this is very similar to the Vikings.
They just know how to win football games. They're just nails.
They're down. They come back.
They win close games. There has to be something to be said about a team that has that ability, grit, whatever you want to call it, to just be able to win, come up in big moments with big plays to win football games.
Maybe they're not blowing people out, but it doesn't fucking matter when you're 10-0 in November. Yeah.
It doesn't matter. I just think Texas, their ceiling is really, really high, and their floor is really, really low, and that's kind of been the story for them for, I don't know, the last five years, six years.
And, yeah, they just need some form of consistency because they don't have it right now. But I still think any given set, they can beat TCU.
Yeah. And, I mean, they weren't out of this game.
It was 17-10. Yeah, no, it was a defensive slugfest, even though everyone thought it was going to be a shootout, myself included.
Other things. So now as it stands, if, like, everything, let's just say everyone won the rest of their games, it would be Georgia, TCU, USC, and the winner of Ohio State, Michigan.
That would be the college football playoff. I don't know.
I would say that there's probably going to be some chaos involved in there. The one thing I don't want is the chaos to be TCU loses, USC loses, and then we get a college football playoff of just Michigan, Ohio State, Georgia, Tennessee.
I think that would kind of suck. Michigan, Ohio State, Georgia, Tennessee would be...
And there's also some UNC fans like, hey, what about us? Because we quietly have had one loss, but the ACC has been so bad. Well, if you got those four in, it would probably be Tennessee against Georgia.
We've seen that before. They would mix it up.
And then Ohio State against Michigan again? Well, no. What they would do is Georgia would be one.
Georgia's basically one no matter what, right? Georgia would be one. The winner of Ohio State-Michigan would be two.
Tennessee would be three. The loser of Ohio State-Michigan would be four.
I think it all depends on what happens in the Ohio State-Michigan game. Yeah, it's got to be close.
There's a chance that we could just see two rematches in the semifinals. Right.
I think they will avoid it just because they want to avoid that type of stuff. It would be bad for sports.
It would be good for ratings. To see Michigan-Ohio State in a playoff game would be incredible for ratings.
It would be, I guess, just the Tennessee-Georgia game. I would not look forward to that as a Tennessee fan.
Yeah, that would not be fun. It seems like what happened in that first matchup between them is not something that's easily fixable.
Right, and it does feel like that was a 14-point game on the box score, but if you watch it with your eyes, it was like if Georgia wanted to play as hard as they wanted to play for four quarters it would not be that uh and lsu still lsu can still run the table and have a very good case to be in the college football playoff and that was the hardest that was probably the hardest game they were gonna have to play after alabama going to arkansas 11 a.m kick no kj Jefferson, but they survive. So it's fun.
There's going to be some fun wrinkles and chaos that happens down the stretch. We have 17.
I think I want to say seven teams that realistically can still be in the playoff. Eight if you want to include UNC.
It's fun. It's fun to have this many teams still alive in November.
It's also the beginning of a plane tracking season in college football. Oh yeah.
Lane Kiffin. So Lane Kiffin, the Lane Kiffin alert is officially on.
I don't think Lane Kiffin would leave a job after only a couple of years. I think he's a little bit more loyal than that.
So it's sad to see people speculating, but they're saying he might go to Auburn. I've got a better idea.
Why don't the Raiders fire Josh McDaniel? I like that. And then they hire Lane Kiffin.
It's coming home. Lane Kiffin goes to coach for the Raiders.
Yes, I like that. And for those of you who weren't around the first time Lane Kiffin got fired from the Raiders, it was an all-time moment when Al Davis brought out the overhead projector like your teacher used to bring in, then just he just put a put together a powerpoint presentation without using a computer just saying what a piece of shit lane kiffin was and that's why he's being fired meanwhile his face was falling off yeah it was um lane kiffin has been involved in like two of the the most hilarious firings in football history that being left on the tarmac with usc uh but yeah that would, that would be great link.
If, and also his post game press conference after Alabama, that sounds like a guy who wants to go to Auburn. Cause he essentially was like, we were right there.
I wish we had a few more dudes and guess who can get a few more dudes. Auburn.
You think Auburn is that much better of a job than Ole Miss? Yes.

Yes.

I think it probably has more money.

I think there's probably the recruiting talent.

I mean, Lane Kiffin's done an incredible job with the transfer portal and everything, but if you add the transfer portal

and the recruiting to Auburn,

now you're talking about a national championship.

He's probably also timing the end of Saban's career.

Well, he wants to beat Saban.

He just wants to beat him.

He does, but he probably also knows that Saban's probably going to be gone

I'm going to go ahead within five years you would imagine right and now if he's in state clean up the pieces and then he goes to Alabama and then Auburn's also stuck in the worst spot you could possibly be if you're a college football team your interim head coach who's a legend Cadillac Williams winss wins a game has in two weeks playing against alabama if they win that game there's going to be a lot of people being like he just has to he should just have the job yeah and then you might get stuck midway through next year being like wait what did we do we could have had lane kiffin also it's it's really tough to not hire a guy named cadillac yeah like if he's if shown that he can do the job, that's a difficult decision to make because you differentiate yourself in the market a little bit, in the marketplace, if your head coach's name is Cadillac. Absolutely.
Also, Deion Sanders is trolling Nebraska. I don't know if you've seen this.
He followed Nebraska on Instagram. I have no inside information.
I just know that Deion Sanders does not like cold weather. I know a guy that is very close to Deion Sanders, actually.
I've got some inside sources. I can confirm that Deion Sanders will not be the next head coach.
It would be funny. Of the Nebraska Cornhuskers.
Although, Deion's probably just using them to get an offer. Deion's a good businessman.
Yeah. He might just stay and just keep building what he's building at Jackson.

I want to talk to – so Dana is our inside guy at Jackson.

I want to just get Deion to just jump on a bunch of planes

and just travel to every city.

Yeah.

Like I want him to fly to Auburn.

I want him to fly to every single college town that has even a speculative opening

and just have everybody going nuts trying to track his plan. Yep.
I'm in for it. I would like to see UNC maybe run the table and see what that looks like just because Drake May is electric.
But I do think that their loss to Notre Dame at home is going to probably deter people. They have been like the most quiet oneloss team in the country.
They're going to get to the ACC championship, and everyone's going to be like, wait, UNC only has one loss? Yeah. Huh? And I mixed up my former Auburn coaches when I talked about UNC last week.
Gene Chizik is their defensive coordinator. Not Gus Malzahn, but Gene Chizik is.
Gus is at UCF, who's probably the best non-Power 5 team now. That's a shock.
That's a shock to me. They went to Tulane and beat Tulane, who has the coolest helmets and colorway in all of college football.
I would say JMU is probably the best group of five before they got injured. Before they got injured.
UCF's doing fine too, I guess. But it'd be funny to see UNC get into the playoff just because I think that Georgia might be able to hang 100 on them.
Georgia would just sit on them. I think 100 points.
Yeah, fat man sitting on a small man in a very cool Carolina blue polo. That's exactly what it would look like.
It would just be a total squashing. Okay, anything else from college football, Jake? You got something? Yeah, to your point earlier about LSU still being in the mix, usually your second loss is the dagger, right? But this year is a little bit different.
We've never seen a two-loss team in the playoff. In fact, that's even a conversation this just makes it unique.
And it will be a big-time problem if they run the table and then they have to, like Tennessee, will have a very, very fair gripe because they went to Baton Rouge and absolutely murdered LSU. So they will have a very fair gripe if they get left out.
I was talking to Big T about that the other day, and Big T will storm. He'll find a capital that needs protesting, and he will do some damage if that ends up being an LSU team that gets in ahead of them.
It's my favorite part of college football season because every fan base is just loaded with their facts and resume. So if you ask anyone, like if you ask a Tennessee fan, if you ask an LSU fan, if you ask a TCU fan, they will just have a list of facts that they've been going over in their head ready to go to just be like, you're so wrong.
Yeah, just give us 12. But then number 13 is the same thing.
So here's the only thing I'll say about 12. I am very much in favor of 12.
But a lot of these games wouldn't have meant as much. You know what I mean? Like UCLA and Oregon would still be in it.
Like that wouldn't have been as substantial of a loss by the Pac-12 team. So there is an argument.
I think Tom Fornelli makes that argument that you do lose a little bit because there would be all these teams that are safely in it. I still want 12.
But I think regardless of if there's 12 teams or not, an Oregon-Washington game is going to mean a lot to both those fan bases. Of course.
That's why I thought Washington had a chance. Whenever you have a rivalry game like that later on in the season when the lesser team has still shown that they can be competent and can be feisty, the fact that it's a rivalry game gives it that extra boost sometimes to the underdogs.

So I feel like in a situation like that, if it's 12 teams in the playoffs, it shouldn't matter that much. Maybe to a national audience.
It wouldn't mean it. I'm definitely not making that argument.
I'm just saying some people, Tom Fernelli, have made that argument that you lose a little bit of the luster because all these teams. I would love to see a 12-team playoff this year just so that I could see 12-seed Alabama be like plus 150 to win the title.
Yeah. That would be very funny.
And, you know, like seeing 12-seed Alabama plus 150 to win the title and then like 6-seed UNC being like plus 2,000. Yeah.
Just because it would just be like, okay, we know what's going know what's gonna kind of do have me rooting now for for unc to make the final four just so just so we can see what georgia smashing yeah the absolute smashing um okay let's get to hot seat cool throne then we have peter schrager uh hot seat cool thrones brought to you by our friends at game time game time is a ticketing app that makes it easier than ever to score last minuteminute deals on tickets to sports, concerts, and shows, and they guarantee the lowest price. If you haven't given GameTime a shot yet, don't know what you're waiting for, you guys are going to love this app.
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Hank.

Dan.

My hot seat is Yassiel Puig.

Oh, yeah.

I haven't heard that name in a while.

Yeah, well, I don't think you'll be hearing that name much ever again, honestly. He's definitely not going to play in the MLB ever again.
He got busted for lying to the FBI and being at the center of an underground gambling operation. And it's looking like he's going to be facing real jail time.
Really? Yes. So the headline was very bad.
bad and then the story i read it and it was like he bet he took out a lot of money and then he bet 900 bets in three months and i was like lightweight dude yeah here's here's the here's the quote by june 2019 puy goes down 282 grand uh after paying off 200 grand of his losses and regaining access to the controlled betting websites, he plays 899 additional bets on tennis, football, and basketball games. Okay, that's irresponsible.
From July 4th, 2019 to September 29th, 2019. And the tennis part is where it becomes irresponsible because that means he was basically like, I'm down.
What games are on? It's like 7 in the morning.

Oh, they're playing tennis in Australia.

It's when you're betting on games.

Yeah, I don't know.

899 bets during the summer is tough.

When you're betting on games.

Especially if you're not betting baseball.

That you have no intention of ever tuning into.

Like a sport that you don't watch and a match that you will not be tuning into.

That's when you've probably got yourself an old.

But he made a shitload of money, right?

Didn't he make like $50 million?

Yeah, probably.

Yeah.

So I guess it's responsible, right?

He didn't lose $50 million.

What basketball would he be betting on in that time frame?

There's FIBA.

FIBA World Championship.

There's all types of leagues that are going on.

Israeli?

At all times.

The Olympics?

All times. You can always find a basketball.
A women's basketball? WNBA? Yeah, true. Fast.
Sexist? Yeah. Yeah, Yasiel Puig.
Flash in the pan. He was so good.
He was so good. Really good.
Absolute canon. Well, there was a clip of him, too, like in wherever.
I think it might have been in China or like Taiwan where he is still. He was in right field and he had a put out at third that was just on a laser.
So he still has it, but not in the MLB. My cool throne is Pete Davidson.
Yeah. Yeah.
He's now dating. That's progressive.
That's progressive. No, I like that.
That's the first male bonk on the list. He's now dating Emily Radzikowski.
Pete Davidson has fucked every woman on the planet. He's probably going to get bored and come for you next.
And guess what? I bet you Pete Davidson, he could talk like 50% of dudes into it. Dudes just got it.
I don't know what it is, but like, I don't know. Slay King.
Yeah. Save some for the rest of us, Pete.
Come on, bro. It's not fair.
What are you going to say, Hank? I don't know. I'm trying to think of how to describe it.
I do think there, he definitely has, whatever it is, he's got it. But I also think there's an element of...
Sadness? Celebrity? No, definitely not sadness. But like...
Oh, i think there's actually an element of sadness date you know once you date ariana grande and then it's like it's cool and you date kim kardashian then any girl will date you yeah it's a seinfeld episode yeah it's correct dates of a model that's how it works if yeah so if you if you somehow communicate people are like i could date emily rice, no, you got to date someone famous first. And then maybe.
You got to get your resume up. Yeah.
You just have to. Once, if a woman sees you dating a beautiful woman, they're like, oh, beautiful woman like him.
I'm beautiful. I guess I should like him too.
Yeah. The word is out.
Yeah. Could it be a PR thing? I mean, the sex? I don't know.
Just like do this to make headlines. Maybe.
Yeah. Yeah.
From Emily's side. Yeah.
Or from Pete's side. Pete, I'm sure from Emily's side, it's like Dave Davidson.
Pete Davidson's like, yeah. Yeah, right.
I do think that Pete is like the Jim Harbaugh. Like, are you addicted to sex? You have a sex problem.
You addicted to sex. But hey, love is love, right? Yeah.
PFT. I mean, PFT's bonking him no i'm just saying i think pete davidson he's probably gonna fuck everybody yes if you can hear my voice right now pete davidson eventually will move on to you you're not safe lock your door just accept it yeah if you get into a conversation male or female with pete davidson at a bar um you're gonna go home with him that's just kind of how's a fact.
Okay, you're cool thrown. Oh, I have another one.
Yeah, good. Boston Sports.
Celtics' best record in the NBA, Bruins' best record in the NHL, Patriots in the playoffs as of today. They are? Yeah.
I saw that clip on Twitter of Jason Tatum's technical. It was very funny.
I mean, it was the worst technical.

Tim Duncan somewhere is smiling and being like, see?

The history of sport.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He just did nothing.

And they teed him up.

I mean, that's...

NBA refs, I do find humor in it.

Obviously, I don't want it to ever happen in the playoffs, and it has.

But when they're just like, yeah, this is my court.

Yeah.

Oh, you showed a little bit of emotion?

T.

It's got to feel awesome, too. He pre-teed him.
He's he's gonna i'm gonna do something he's gonna say something to me but then but he didn't for he still teed him up like from a human um just a very basic human level we should probably change like how technicals or toss outs and like in uh baseball happen because it's got to be fun. If you're a ref, just blowing the whistle and just going, T, that's a fun thing to do.
You have to do the jerk-off so you look like an idiot. If you're power-ranking the coolest ways to throw somebody out of a game, number one has got to be baseball.
If you're an ump, right? Doing the you're out of here. You're out of here.
That's the sickest. Number two would probably be NBA team up hard and then point and be like, get the fuck out of my face.
The NFL, I think, has it right because they just have to calmly get on a speaker and say, has been disqualified. And the player kind of just stands on the sideline for a little bit being like, am I really out of here? Yeah, and then they get one entry-level marketing person to escort them to the locker room.
Yeah, yeah. It's always like a young kid in a polo shirt.
It's like trying to wrangle the biggest, most angriest guy. And you're like, okay, hey, buddy, we got to go into the tunnel now.
But just think about it. Like a baseball ump calling a big strike three to end an inning has to be fun.
That has to be fun. So we have to maybe take away the fun level of it.
Because if you're a baseball um but you're just bored back there you're like i haven't been able to punch someone out for a while i'm gonna do this i think you have to have a it should be like a man-to-man conversation with a guy that you're throwing out off camera yeah you don't even get to celebrate you just say okay let's go into the dugout and have a conversation rejections like uh they're streakers on the field yeah that's not don't give them the air time. Okay, good job, Hank.
PFT. My hot seat is crypto in general.
Sam Bankman Freed from FTX is the latest Bernie Madoff right now. It's been in the news.
He had I think about $40 billion and now he has $0 because his entire platform went bankrupt because his business rival, the dude at Binance, found out that he could buy all the coins that FTX was making. Because basically FTX had a big shell game going on with their whole thing.
FTX, you've probably seen them. They actually sponsored.
They put their logo on MLB umpire uniforms. They sponsored our stuff sometimes.
They sponsored our stuff. They put theirs on.
I don't think they were on part of my take, though. I don't think I'm part of my take.
College football show. Okay.
Dropped a bag. Yeah, they did.
They dropped a bag. Well, I can speak freely because I don't think I ever took their money.
We can speak freely, too. I mean, listen, we thought that they were a real company.
They had fucking Tom Brady and Larry David doing that. Tom Brady, when Tom Brady changed his eyes to be activated in his avatar, that's how you knew it was real.
Right. But, yeah, I think the most brilliant move that they had was sponsoring Major League Baseball umpire uniforms Because if you see an umpire sponsored by something, you naturally think to yourself,

oh, this is a legitimate company.

This couldn't be more legit.

They follow the rules.

Yeah.

They sponsor the ultimate rules, guys.

So this was also my hot seat in a crazier part of the story, was that turns out this Sam Bankman Freed guy, the offices were in the Bahamas.

And in the offices, they had orientations on how to properly use amphetamines to work harder and faster it turns out allegedly the sam bankman guy was using patches that were supposed to be for people with parkinson's and other types of uh like disorders that they needed like serious stuff and turns out those drugs had side effects that didn't allow them to eat anything except soylent protein drinks so it was just a whole bunch of dudes in the bahamas getting hyped up off of weird ass medicine all these crypto guys and like futurists i always feel like their big goal in life is to figure out how not to have any fun and become a computer yeah so they're like oh i love drinking this soylent shit because it eliminates the need for meals which is inefficient i fucking i love eating meals and they're they're trying to take all these like amphetamines to stay up they don't have to sleep as much i love going to sleep i like eating meals i like falling asleep and they're just trying to like optimize their bodies to just they do want to become a piece of software at some point themselves so yeah it, it's been it's been crazy to see all the postmortems that are starting to come out because it looks like they were all fucking each other too. And and there's like it's an ongoing scam because there was this whole thing where they had technology get in the back end to basically delete a bunch of stuff.
Sam Bankman freed has been tweeting through the whole thing. And the other day he tweeted what happened but he did like h a p all in separate tweets and then people realized what he was doing was he was deleting old tweets and then posting new ones so that it stayed exactly the same his amount of tweets and now people are like pulling all his tweet archives so he can't he can't get away with deleting it's like he's he's a scammer but because it's in the bahamas he hasn't been arrested yet yeah so he's

like trying to scam his way out of a scam yeah it's fascinating he's also uh dan snyder's neighbor

in the bahamas oh wow which is interesting be real shame if if he got caught up in it too

would uh but yeah it's it's been crazy to see because apparently the way that this all worked

was they had FTX was very trusted.

It was looked at as being like,

Thank you. I would.
But yeah, it's been crazy to see because apparently the way that this all worked was FTX was very trusted. It was looked at as being like the future, the safe investment that you can make.
And then Bankman Freed was trying to write all the legislation that was going to govern cryptocurrencies in the future because he knows that one day the government is going to have very specific rules around crypto. So he figured, why't i just write it that way i can write my rules in that's that's what like ticket master did back in the day they wrote all the laws uh so he wanted to write all of his own laws and then that pissed off the guy from binance who was like i'm i'm mr crypto i'm open source no rules for anybody deregulate everything so then the dude from binance was like, I'm going to buy so much of this guy's fake money, and then I'm going to sell it all at once, which is going to make his fake money crash, which is going to crash his other business, and he's going to lose $30 billion overnight.
Crazy. It kind of rocks.
It rocks because, and I feel bad for people who have gotten hurt in this, I have never, my brain is too small to understand crypto, so whenever a crypto scam comes about, I'm like, thank God for my idiocy. Yeah, no, I mean, I did buy Doge as a joke.
I have a couple of bored apes in my portfolio. Well, of course, we have to get the Slurp juices too.
And then I also was heavily leveraged in Cum Rocket for a period of time. I remember there was a moment I was walking down the street.
It was probably about, maybe it was like July, June, whatever. Some guy stopped me.
It was like, Big Cat, what's up, man? He's like, dude, you got to get into Bored Apes. I just sold mine.
I made like $300,000. I was like, this doesn't feel right.
Yeah. But then you say, like, what is a bored ape? And then it's like, well, that's a five-hour long conversation.
Right, right. I put $1,000 in an NBA Top Shot.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
I haven't even thought about going on that website in over a year. This is where our stupidity actually saves us because we just, as a podcast, are very shielded away from from these i also actual things like alex caruso chase down block highlights yeah i also tried multiple times or like would see stuff and kind of get brainwashed by nft stuff i was like fuck i gotta get in on this and then the like six step verification stopped me yeah like you have to download this app and then download this add-on and then put your money here and i was like i just stopped it was like fuck it dude i got given one best thing that's ever happened i got given two i think i owned two nfts and they had they it was like it's the encryption is so like deep level security that we're going to give you a password that you'll never be able to find again that you have to write on a piece of paper and save.
I lost that. So, yeah, that's another one where it's like, I don't know.
Yep. I don't know where it is.
What do you say, Billy? We sold NFTs once. You sold NFTs.
I did. Now I feel bad.
Now I feel bad. You sold NFTs.
What's this wean ball? I didn't save the money. You did.
I saw an opportunity. Went to it.
Vaughn Miller tried to buy an NFT from you. Vaughn Miller is, well, this is probably going to make Tom Brady play for another couple seasons.

Vaughn Miller has a shitload of money in NFTs.

And I do feel, again, I do feel bad for anyone who got scammed by this dude because it fucking

sucks and there's like nothing you can do about it.

Well, I also don't get, like, they don't talk about the people enough.

Like, they don't, they're just like, oh, this is crazy.

But how, like, there's a lot of people that lost a lot of money. Yes.
I know. And a lot of people lost jobs, all of that stuff.
A lot of hedge funds, too, that were deeply invested in this. It's very similar to 2008 crash, where it's like all these people lost their house, their money, their jobs, and then one guy went to jail.
Yeah, well, this guy is still not in jail. No, I know, I know.
They haven't tracked him down yet. It's always shitty for regular people.
Okay, your cool throne. My cool throne is moms.
Moms out there. What? Never mind.
Are you talking about the Josh Allen thing, Billy? Yeah. Yeah, we all saw it.
Yeah, moms are on the cool throne because there's a petition with over 1,500 signatures out there of just moms telling Josh Allen that it'll be okay because sometimes you just need a mom to tell you that everything's going to be okay. And I saw that and I was like, damn, that's so true.
It's so true. It is so true.
Like there should be an app for Tinder, but it's just moms just to come and give you a call. Maybe just like walk into the living room, hand you a nice cup of cocoa and say, everything's going to be fine.
You're in a little bit of a funk right now because he is. Josh Allen is in a funk.
He's not playing great, and everything's going to be okay. Everything's going to be okay.
So I thought that was a nice thing to do. Yeah.
Buffalo always has the most hilarious different online petitions or fundraisers. Like remember when Andy Dalton got them into the playoffs? Yeah.
And they raised a bunch of money in Andy Dalton's name for the children's hospital Buffalo is very good at the internet yes they are they they're always they always get uh together for this stuff um okay my hot seat is big coffee I'm coming for that ass so you probably see it if you're watching on YouTube please subscribe and like the YouTube uh Stella Blue Coffee so I created a coffee company Stella Blue Coffee you. You know, my dog Stella, most people know.
Um, and I really, really liked this coffee. If you are a coffee drinker, go to Stella blue coffee.com.
You can join the coffee club as well. Uh, Hank and Max went with me.
They've seen the process. I tasted a lot of coffee.
We're keeping it simple. There's three roasts on one blend.
so it's nothing, not trying to do anything fancy, just like you know running the power sweep, but anyone who likes coffee, I really do think this is very good coffee, and there's going to be a portion of the proceeds going to Paws Chicago, the shelter that I adopted Stella from and also, tune in this is already out, the making um hank made me talk about stella getting old so i almost cried that's kind of a dick yeah but yeah i do think it's very good coffee i really like the coffee um if you want to buy it awesome if you don't that's also cool guess what if you don't want to buy it my content's still free so that's the nice part i had two cups for breakfast today. Hell yes.
It's the best coffee I've ever had in my life.

Actually, you already wrote a review on the website.

I did.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

I don't know if you saw your review.

Somebody just texted or tweeted the review to me.

Yeah, what does it say again?

I think it just says, hang on, I'm going to pull it up right now.

Let me read my review.

Here, I'll read.

If you go to Stell Blue Coffee, you can see there's been a few reviews. Crazy how fast people were reviewing it.
Five stars. PFT's review, I'm scrolling.
PFT said, tastes like liquid courage. I have no idea who Big Cat even is.
Never met him. But man, was this coffee good.
Saying it's the best I've ever tasted would be an understatement. There also is one from Henry L.
in New York saying, this coffee gives me confidence. I drank this coffee, and for the first time in my life, I thought I could someday guess the lottery ball machine correctly.
Everyone knows I obviously won't, but with Stella Blue Coffee in my system, maybe, parentheses, I won't. Wow, that was really nice, Hank.
Or Henry L., I don't know who it was. I live in New Jersey, so I don't know.
Oh, okay, So it was someone else. It's delicious, though.
Yes. I enjoyed it.
I had two cups for breakfast. I plan on the start of my day with a nice deuce.
I was actually thinking about what I'm going to make. I'm going to make a bet with everything I win from the lottery.
It's coming. 23 more shows.
Okay. I'm going to bring cash in next show.
I think my odds are better for winning once. I want at the cash.
Winning once. Actually, I'm not even talking about it.
Okay. But I was thinking about it for a while.
Wait, you think that your odds are better at winning once than they are winning twice? I think you might be right. I'm not a math guy.
Yeah, no, I'd agree. But I think that checks out.
I'd agree. We would need a fucking super nerd to figure this out.
The odds of going 0 for whatever I've gone, there's a better chance that I go 1 for whatever I've gone than 0 for that number. Yeah, no, that's already passed.
Hank, that's like if I started playing Major League Baseball and I was batting like 0-0-0. I'm like, wow, if you look at the statistics, the odds are way better that I would have a greater batting average than 0-0-0 if you look every other major league, I might just put it on the Vikings win the Superbowl.
You're a real piece of shit. You guys are pieces.
Sometimes you're a piece of shit. You guys are pieces of shit.
Thank you for leaving that five star. Yeah, exactly.
I do appreciate that. But yeah, Stella blue coffee, go check it out.
I think I said in the making the brand, it's a coffee company that hopefully someday my kids can have. because I smut blogged so they don't have to smut blog.
It's like the olive oil business with the mafia. I was in the internet minds looking for Guess That Ass, so they don't someday have to do that.
Are you concerned that when you pass the brand down to them and they inherit it- Oh, this is coming out after. That they'll have to pay the inheritance tax on the Stella blue yes yes and they won't be able to afford that i won't give a fuck because i'll be dead yep yeah that's that's the nice part um and then my cool throne is uh love because i don't know if this is actually an official relationship there's been a lot of rumors but it does feel like larsa pippen and marcus jordan michael jordan's son might be dating which is awesome.
Genes. That's love.
Yeah. Scotty, I'm sure, is happy about that.
Good job. Good job, Jordan family.
Yeah. Being a dog runs in that family.
I just imagine MJ being like, did you hear all that shit about Scotty saying that LeBron's better than me? Go hit up Larsa. Yeah.
Let's start this relationship. Dogs.
That's tough. That's tough.
Billy. My hot seat is Trent Williams.
So Trent Williams, a tackle on the 49ers, apparently might be tipping pass or run plays by his stances. Shout out Twitter user JNAY underscore LSS.
Some of the difficulties in the running game with Debo Samuel specifically might be because of Trent Williams tipping off plays with his stance. Oh, no.
So shout out that Twitter user. He went through the All-22 and found this tell.
Okay. Kind of like a pitching tell.
Interesting. And my cool throne is the solo pod after some technical difficulties.
Shout out all producers Barstool Sports specifically.

It's hard to produce

a podcast. I've been trying to do it all

weekend. It's pretty difficult dealing with

large file sizes. It's Tuesday.

Right. It's coming out

Wednesday. He started to upload it on

Friday though. The internet was slow.

So it's been... You know, apparently

12 gigabyte file needs to be

compressed in order to get uploaded anywhere. Something I just didn't know.
And shout out Avery. Shout out everyone in the control room helping me out with that.
That's coming out Wednesday. You grind it all weekend trying to get it up.
It was really like a 48 hour long podcast. I got the podcast done by getting the file.
Well, that's not done. When we tape this, it's done till it's up right otherwise we're just making i know but now this is just we're just talking into nothing and it's a three-hour long podcast alone well it's two hours and 20 minutes once it was edited down yeah because come on no one's dead air yeah uh and yeah and also how the hell well it wouldn't wouldn't you've already only produced dead air because you haven't even put it up Right But it's scheduled It's scheduled Okay it's officially scheduled It's gonna compete with this podcast Is it compressed? Yes it's compressed Ready to go Okay Also how did you have the exact Hot throne Hot throne That was crazy I don't know that's scary He does have access to the internet Yeah I mean the FTX story Was the biggest story biggest story in the news.
Yeah. And I got sent the Josh Allen thing a bunch.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right. Shake moms.
My hot seat is the city of Oakland. So there's been rumors about them losing the A's to Vegas.
Oh, no. And they are.
The A's are playing two spring training games in Vegas this year. So essentially the rumors are escalating a little bit.
Did you guys see your your wife going on vacation staying like at her personal trainer's house yeah it's it's insulting to Oakland that they have to deal with this right now yeah it's or or your wife learning karate and getting put into a chokehold and then posting about how cool it was that she learned a chokehold oh no jujitsu jujitsu yeah and then going to it, and then going to... It's like if...
What if you lost a bunch of money in crypto and then your wife went on vacation to Costa Rica with her karate instructor? That's kind of like what the Oakland A's are dealing with right now. That's tough.
Yeah, the A's. Did you guys see Jimmy G last night at the Warriors game? He had like...
It was... I don't know if it was a bit or anything.
It probably wasn't because he's Jimmy G. It was Jimmy G, Kittle, a couple other Niners.
The entire Warriors cheerleader staff came up and just only said hello to Jimmy G. Like all of them one by one, like in a row, just came up and was like, hey Jimmy, hey Jimmy, hey Jimmy.
And then our guy Kittle, which we got to get deleted from the internet, but the ref did the whole like, here, take the ball, and then took it back. Yeah.
Like three times. Kittle kept on trying to grab it.
They probably knew that Kittle was, he's off limits. Yeah.
No, but the ref was playing with him. I didn't like it.
Yeah, it's a little disrespectful. Yeah.
My guy, Anthony Lam from Vermont, by the way, he's in the mix on the Warriors rotation now. Five of six from three.
Oh. 17 points off the bench.
Bang. Undrafted.
Love it. On the season? No, last night.
Wow. 17 points.
That's pretty – that's impressive. Yeah.
It's almost as good as Dele Vadova. He hit a three.
He hit a big three the other day. About five of them.
Oh, three. Yeah.
Was that on the show? I don't know. Was that on the show? No, it wasn't.
It was so funny. No, you guys didn't know that Dele was in the NBA.
I didn't realize Dele was on the Kings. Yeah, and obviously I stay on Dele's case.

And I was like, yeah, he's in the NBA.

He hit a three the other day.

And I was just like, wait, he hit a three?

Yeah.

He still got it.

It was a huge night.

He hit a three.

And then speaking of the NBA, this also happened Sunday night.

We should have mentioned it, but Joel Embiid is my cool throne.

Oh.

He had a heck of a night.

Watch out, Jake. Thank you, Jake.
Watch out, Jake. Thank you, Jake.
It should have been mentioned. It should have been mentioned.
I mentioned it. No, we said after the show we should have mentioned it on the show.
I said after the show it should have been mentioned. Yeah.
Just be careful. The first player with 50, 10, 5, and 5 since blocks became an official stat in 1973-74.
That's a pretty good night. Yeah.
That's solid night. And also, listen, Dele had five points November 2nd.
It wasn't just the three. He had another field goal.
And an assist. And a steal.
That's almost as impressive as Joel Embiid's night. He hit a three.
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Good morning, football. He's also on the sidelines.
He has a podcast. He does everything.
It is Peter Schrager. Thank you for joining us in the studio.
You actually, I feel like you're the most, in terms of football podcasts, you're on the most football podcast to be guests. Is that fair? I feel like I hear you on Simmons, Coward.
You go to Dan Patrick's show. So we're the last to it.
Yeah, I was actually, I mean, I'm a huge fan of both you guys. Thank you.
And I love what you guys have built. And I've long said, like, our show Good Morning Football was kind of built and no one knew it.
And then we now have this thing and it's like, we're authentic. We are who we are.
And I think you guys have that also. So I'm honored to be asked.
But yeah, I do Coward every week. I do Bill Simmons every Friday.
But this is a thrill, dude. So, okay.
Who's the best? You can't say us. Yeah.
You guys have the most listeners, right? I think. No, we're number one.
We didn't ask that. I like that.
What's your favorite show to go on? I like Simmons because- So you hate Colin Cowher. You hate Colin.
Yeah, no. Colin puts me in a corner.
No, Colin's in a- Big super guy. Yeah.
The thing about the supermarket that makes you remind me of, you know, Justin Fields, but- By the way, Schrager, I should say, I'm going to back him up because we do have guests on every now and then who will be like, oh, I love you guys. I love what you built.
Schrager's in the small, small minority of people who is being 100% authentic when he says that because he'll text me out of nowhere sometimes being like Frank, like watching Frank the Tank on the stream. And it'd be like what Frank did was so funny.
And I'm like, dude, like you're you're like an NFL insider like why are you watching us sit and watch fucking playoff baseball it was like a Sunday or a Saturday night and Frank was having a complete meltdown over the Yankee game but there was also a Dolphins game where Mike McDaniel was like fucking up fourth down situations and I'm like forget like blogosphere this is a superstar this man right now that I'm watching this is incredible and you're in the back row just checking your phone I'm like how are you it's incredible watching you guys in the different worlds you guys navigate but yes uh I've always and I also think you appreciate it and I feel the same way with good morning football people come by I'm like I'm not thirsty to come on I've never asked hey can I come on and you know those are the best guests the ones who just just are fans and know it and are just not looking for the clout of being on it. Yes.
The one thing I'm always impressed with you guys on Good Morning Football is just the fact that you wake up in the morning and are able to speak. I need a good probably two-and-a-half-hour buffer zone from the time I get out of bed to when I'm able to effectively communicate with anybody.
So were you guys always morning people? No. And I get up at 4.30 every morning.
Wow, that's terrible. And the season, it's hard because I'll watch the games, the night games too.
So, you know, it's short hours. Dan will do the coffee tweet, and I'm like, oh, I'm three hours in.
Yeah, you're four cups in. That's not that funny.
This is my afternoon. But the one bright thing is like, or the bright side of of it is we are done at 10 a.m.
And it's like, all right, you've got a day ahead of you. And I've got to do my usual work and whatever it is.
But the mornings are weird. The weirdest thing is though, like the other, there's like a small community that's up at that hour.
Yeah. And it's like before the world is awake.
People you see in the street, like. People you see on Twitter who tweet at that hour.
NFL coaches, they're sick like they're up so a lot of the stuff i get at 7 a.m i'm the first person talking on the show i've got this great platform at the nfl but like i've spoken to a lot of the nfl coaches already because they're up at 4 a.m also they're wired that way okay so who is um who's your most trusted source okay go on yeah no thank you thank you all right so like who are the guys that don't screw me come like yeah yeah after if i say yeah well we know mcveigh you like hang out at his house um you're like best friend do you sleep at his house i've not slept have you showered at his house yes i've once bathed okay there we go does he wear a shirt around the house yes fantastic uh shirtless opportunities though throughout the day you don't know when it's going to happen, but he does wear it. He's always popping off his own.

He's always ready.

We're big McVay fans.

We also, like, we kind of have his number right now because he owes us.

He welched on a bet, and we saw him in Indianapolis a few years ago,

and he's like, you guys got to take it easy on my facial hair,

making fun of my facial hair.

It's very well-manicured.

Like, that was the dumbest thing you could tell us.

It's the perfect line. He's got a perfect – I to god he lines it up with this with a razor every sunday it's gorgeous it's always perfect but we we do like mcveigh a lot and he's a phenomenal phenomenal head coach what um is the vibe though like let's just start with this because we're gonna talk about all the league but like the rams yeah they're cooked are they not cooked and i know you You could say it.
the cup injury scares me and we're recording this on you know early in the week but i think he might be out a month and then you're like all right so at this point you got no talent at the skill position players that is as evident as it was last year odell's not coming um stafford we're not sure so cooked but the problem is the lions have their pick yeah so it's like here's the season that you wash it away but we get a top no like that goes to Detroit yeah so uh I don't think it's turning around for them I was with him at the bye week McVay I went over his place because I'm in LA every week I do the Fox pregame show on Sundays and I was there and we went out on Saturday night and he was like at this like crossroads of the season and his whole thing was like, I can't go out like this. We're going to figure this out, and if it's not this year, we'll figure it out next.
So all the talk of him doing TV and all that shit, he's in. This isn't how he's going to be going down.
Right, because it would be if he has a bad year this year and injuries happen, it's hard to repeat. But you don't want to have two of them stack up year you know next year as well is it hard though uh you know we we get the luxury do you ever look at us being like i wish i could like criticize like i do though like i'm pretty critical i you are not them well you didn't even say they're cooked they're cooked they they look nice and sizzling no they're cooked they're dead Done.
Done. It's tough to come back from Colt McCoy in Arizona.

Clip that for me.

Let's send that to Sean McVay.

So who is a guy that you have been critical of?

Who's like your –

We take a lot of shots at Kirk Cousins.

Yeah.

On their show, he's kind of become – he's our bitch this year.

Yeah.

But we also – we take like very hard shots at Josh Allen.

We said that he shouldn't throw interceptions.

Yeah. He shouldn't do that.
He's very critical. He needs to stop doing that.
And also, he tries too hard on defense after he throws an interception. That's the take, because I know.
He hits people too hard. There's a couple coaches who I've had critical things to say, and they've stopped me in my tracks.
Ron Rivera is the first one for me. Okay.
First year of the show, we're coming out hot. I've got this TV show, this cool opportunity.
I'm so important in it. I've got sizzling takes and all these things in my head.
And I don't know if you guys remember, it was on a Sunday night. Ron Rivera benched Cam Newton because Cam didn't wear a tie on the plane.
Yeah. And it was like.
There's a lot of tie discourse that week. So I came out.
I'm like, this guy won you an MVP. This guy is the man.
Ron like, get off your high horse, whatever. And Derek Anderson on the first pass throws a pick six.
Seattle blows him out. The next morning I come in.
I'm like, you know, okay, here's my big moment. I'm going to go viral.
Come out and I take Ron Rivera to task. I don't know Ron Rivera from anyone.
I'm like, all right, I'm going to take him down. I get a text from Brandon Bean, who's now with the Bills as GM, but was in Carolina.
And he like, oh boy. He's like, I just saw what you said, and Ron's in the room with me.
You might want to call Ron and just like, call Ron. You never talked to him? I don't know him.
Wow. It's Ron Rivera.
I don't know him. I'm coming in.
I knew him maybe. I did a press conference at the Super Bowl with him, whatever.
The next week, I was doing sidelines, and I look at my schedule, my Fox assignment.

You can't make it up.

Atlanta at Carolina.

So I've got to sit in a room like this with Ron Rivera and I'm shitting a

brick like the entire week.

Like how to,

cause a,

I'm sure there was a reason why that.

And B,

I went way overboard with it.

I'm talking about losing his job,

all this stuff.

So I get in there and being like stops me and he's with Steven Drummond,

who's their PR guy. And they're like, you know, Ron is Ron, Ron is looking to talk to you.
And I'm like, gosh, it's, I get in there and Bean like stops me and he's with Stephen Drummond who's their PR guy and they're like you know Ron is Ron is looking to talk to you and I'm like so I come in and Ron like reads me the riot act out of the gate it's like who the F do you think you are you're nobody you think you're hot I've never seen you I don't know you and then he looks at those guys and he starts laughing and he's like I'm just fucking with you and he says but I'm just fucking with you but but also that's true also everything I said is absolutely true but he's like let this be a lesson and he's like here's my number and you're gonna learn this as you get into this role like i hope you're not doing this for one season like you're gonna learn this if you've got something that's really critical and you want to be the skip bayless and you want to have that take here's my number if you really have a problem like let's talk before you go on air i can explain it and if you still have that take great as long as it's authentic but you know that was his i like that because that is that it's it's also like the we try never to get like too personal with the things like we'll never be like oh we were at like an award ceremony and you and your wife like didn't say hi to me like that kind of shit so yeah that take by kyle which was on the russell it threw us all for a loop that came out of of nowhere. And we like Kyle, but that was weird.
Came out of nowhere. I remember watching it being like, wait, what? Yeah, it came out of nowhere.
I haven't heard the word poser since like 1997. You brought out the word poser.
And it stung. It was like, I got a flashback to like fifth grade.
And somebody was like, yo, bro, why are you wearing airwalks? You don't skateboard. You're a poser.
That's it. I remember wearing those airwalks and getting called a poser.
You're smoking clothes. Smoke a real cigarette.
You're a poser. You're wearing Stussy, bro.
You don't even know. I feel like that cut deep, though.
If Russell Wilson saw that, he was probably like, I don't know if he can get hurt by things, if robots can feel feelings, but he was probably like, fuck, am I a poser? Call me anything you want. Don't call me a poser.
I always have Kyle's back, and I always say, like, Joe Thomas went off on Saturday, Jeff Saturday on Friday, and I'm sitting there on the set. Wait, what? That's so confusing.
Joe Thomas went off on Jeff Saturday getting the coaching job on Friday. On our show, and it happened on a Sunday, and we're on a Monday.
It happened on our show, and I was sitting there, and like, what do you do when the other guy goes? And like, I support anyone on show you're but that's your word so if kyle wants to call him a post that's cool i got kyle's back that's my guy do you think kyle like at the because i no i don't we were friends with kyle we like him and he's very good at his job but that was one of those ones where do you think he looked back was like oh that was kind of weird of me no really i don't know because i have those all the time where i'll have like a take and then i'll look back and be like oh what was i what was i saying what was i saying or you know i'll tell the social media person like don't put that one yeah right let's let that one just be for the people who are watching live um no i don't think kyle had any regrets power to him yeah no he sleeps at night that's that's great that's the best thing you could have in this business is like being like yeah well i fine. It doesn't bother me.
The other coach, Vrabel, I was very critical of the Titans last year. I'm like, this is a bad number one seed.
They're not going to win in the playoffs. And I picked the Bengals to beat them in the playoffs.
And I was very cocky about it. I just don't think this team is going to – there's too many injuries, whatever it was.
And then at the NFL Honors, Vrabel saw me, put his arm around me. And I've met him before it was kind of like oh you know hey saw what you're saying like remember like you know anyone coach of the year that night but i was like all right he's the master of like shaking your hand but like a little harder hurting you hurting you intentionally while he's doing it he slapped me on the back once i like almost threw up my lawn yes like and it was well then i saw about the combine he was great but like for that moment at the nfl honors i'm like oh yeah yeah when you're doing sidelines you ever just make things up when you come back from halftime it's like yeah you know uh just i just talked to doug peterson coach coach said they're really looking to uh be more physical in the second half back to you guys because that's the opposite what it was because i used to do sidelines for years and they give you very little in those things and watch these sideline reporters, a lot of times, and credit to all of them, but it's like they want to establish the run, and they want to stop the pass.
And it's like, back to you guys. So I was always so self-aware of that.
I'm not going to be that guy. So I would ask a question, and it would be like, in the locker room, like, just now, like, come on, you could tell me.
Right. You lit into them, right? We'll cut this part.
Yeah, yeah. Like, you lit into them into him yeah and like a lot of times the coach would be like it's like yeah you name like lovey smith or todd bold being like what yeah what are you doing right now and then i come out and be like i just spoke to lovey smith and there was a very real conversation at halftime but like i was always trying to get something different than like what's the message right and half right yeah very very seldom liketon would always give you great shit.
Pete Carroll always gave you good stuff coming in and out. But very rarely are you getting some firebrand thing.
I have to rush on to air to tell you what the coach told me walking off the field. You'll never believe it.
Kyle Shanahan said that they have to pin their ears back on defense and get after the quarterback. if they want to win this game.
No more penalties.

Since you're so

plugged in, and this probably

sucks one of the negatives

of your job, do you ever have to catch yourself

when people are like,

oh, you're just name dropping? But it's like, no,

I'm actually giving context to the story.

That's 99% of the tweets I get

on Bill Simmons' podcast.

Is it your name drop? Yeah, and it's like, I don't care. You just name drop Bill Simmons.
There you go. Sick, dude.
It's a drug. No, but it does, like, because your job is as a reporter.
Well, I always try to preface it with, like, I don't say anonymous source tells me. I'll tell you straight up, and I've got a good enough relationship with those guys that I feel like I can say it.
And I can say it's from them. And they're not going to be outraged.
And it's not going to put them in a bad spot because I'm not necessarily putting them in a corner. But, yes, if I'm talking about, you know, Ken Dorsey I've become friendly with, right? And if I'm like – Psychopath.
Yeah. No one will ever stop thinking about that moment.
I spoke to Ken Dorsey last night. I spoke to Ken.
I'm like, well, actually, he's the offensive coordinator of the Bills in a very big game where they gave up a 17-point lead. Maybe that's important to some person at home as opposed to my thoughts from the couch.
We struggle with that, too, because we've been lucky enough to be doing this long enough and have enough success where we have become friends with some of these guys, and it's very hard because I always feel like a douchebag, but then it's also like, should we tell the story or not? I know, and no one cares if it's ... You sound worse saying, I spoke to someone involved in the organization at a very high-ranking level.
Yeah, that is worse. That's way worse.
And people do that. Yeah.
Yeah, so you're doing, okay, I like that. That's a good answer.
I try. There you go.
Now we just clap back at the haters. You never do anonymous source? I like that.
Yeah, I like this one. League source.
League source. What about circles? What's a league circle? That's another one.
They're like, I spoke to somebody in league circles. League circles, yeah.
Do you have to be employed by a team to be in a circle? Yeah, no, you've got to be in the circle. Yeah.
I feel like Jeff Fisher is still in league circles. He's in the league circle, sure.
He's in the Bill Parcells. Jim Tomsula is very much in the league circle.
Oh, I like to hear that. I think Jim Tomsula is in an RV somewhere, just fishes for his meals every day.
He's off the grid as much as he can be. I also imagine Jim Tomsula, is he working for someone right now? He was with Dallas last year with McCarthy, but not anymore, I don't think.
I would imagine, too, Jim Tomsula, he's probably a very nice guy. We never had him on the show.
Oh, Jim Tomsula is the greatest. Yeah, the greatest.
I'm not even doing that. We would love to have him on the show that's a great great pmt guess but i would also imagine that like he he would like tip off someone and it would just always be wrong he'd be like i'm hearing this and they're like in the back room they're like let's just tell jim this and just get this out there wasn't a big misdirection wasn't a big source of mine i don't think i got a lot of like you know sparkling info from jim over the years we get a couple games we play with ever you know because you listen to the show this one is called, What Would You Do If a Front Off Executive from the gym over the years.
We got a couple games we play with, you know, because you listen to the show. This one is called, what would you do if a front-off executive from the Browns told you that Condoleezza Rice was interviewing to be the head coach of the team? This is what you guys do.
This is good. I don't question that someone did tell Adam Schefter that.
I'm just saying, I don't think of anyone, he's not going out there if it didn't come from somebody. Sure enough, I think Condoleezza is very much involved with the Denver Broncos right now.
So I do believe that maybe there is some justice somewhere in Adam's mind. You know what? You guys were all laughing at me.
She's got an even bigger role now somewhere else. Maybe Schefter was just early.
Maybe one day she will be the head coach. The other game that we play with everybody is say something mean about Commissioner Roger Goodell.
Your boss. My boss.
He signs my checks. Your boss.
No, actually, the real question I want to ask about him is like it is something that people always ask you because you're employed by the league, right? So sometimes it kind of goes back to the coach conversation. You have to know when you can be critical and what you can say and what you can't say.
How do you balance that? It's a good question. I think when it comes to some of the bigger issues, whether it be the Watson case or some of the stuff going on with the Washington, your team, the commanders, our show, no one ever tells us, you can't say this, you can't say that.
The funny thing is a lot of times what we do get pushed back on or we'll get stuff around. I can go have a take on something like whatever it is that I'm like, oh, crap, they're going to call or someone's going to say something or, you know, maybe Roger's watching and he's going to have a problem with what we say.
It's put the league in a bad spot. The one thing that they're sensitive at and I it's fascinating to me and it's more like you should talk to this person if you really have a problem with that is officiating.
So like I came out was outraged about the dj moore call when he ripped off his helmet because the rule says it's not a penalty if you remove your helmet it's only a penalty if you remove your helmet in the end zone and he removed it out of the end so the next day it's like the easiest thing i you know me and kyle always call it like sports talk radio like fodder like we're upset about the call you know like here we are and sure enough you know you'll get a text being like, if you got a problem, like, hey, look, Walt Coleman, Perry Fuel, like these guys work at the league, contact them before the show and they can explain it to you from our side and all that stuff. So I think the integrity of the game and that stuff is where the league like really, really watches, you know, what we're saying.
Because the second we start bitching about every call and we start having our takes on it, we look like we're representative of the league and there's dysfunction and we're not all on the same page so when you told me beforehand when when we were talking you said nfl is rigged what would that that's it that was that was it but that right there it's more about the way that you know yeah no yeah yeah that was mean of me well i mean like goodell came on the show in in germany we just got back from germany and he was like drinking a beer like i know people don't want to hear that but like i don't know every interaction i've had with him or matt best friend he's normal i believe that i believe that um so knowing that you know all these coaches do you do like the hushed serious tone when they get fired and being like these guys have you know yeah families and stuff you do black in memoriam Yeah, no i do i'm one of the guys one of the guys i was really heartbroken for was matt naggy who was obviously because he's the greatest dude in the world and every bears fan wanted to see matt fired and like yes i know what do you see what justin fields is doing now doing great look what i get it i the guy he could have kept we're not questioning his we're not We're not questioning his credibility or whether he should have been fired. It broke my heart to see him get fired because he's a good dude.
I think he's going to be okay, though. He made a lot of money.
You're all right. With the Chiefs.
He's fine. And the best part about NFL coaches is you just go get another job.
Someone else will hire you. He's going to get another chance eventually, too, to be a head coach.
I bet you he will. Probably will.
Most of these guys get another shot. If the Chiefs win another Super Bowl and Matt Nagy is a big part of that effort, then yes, someone will be like, okay, what did you learn from your first time, your first go-round? What mistakes are we correcting? And he'll get another job.
Yeah, and he might. And I think about the human though.
He had kids in high school. That part sucked.
You remember the story? Yes, yes. That part.
Completely uncalled for. I'll give you another one.
Joe Judge last year, and every Giants fan wanted Joe Judge out,

and I've become friendly with Joe, and he's a good dude.

Whatever you want to say.

He gets fired.

Everyone's so happy doing flips, and I do this thing where I'll call the coach

or I'll text him and just be like, hey, if there's anything I can do,

I can't do shit, but I'm like, if there's anything I can do,

put in a good word with another team.

They don't need my help, but it's a gesture.

He calls me right away, and he goes, here's what you can do, and I love this about about Joe Judge. Giants fans might be ready to run through a wall for this, but they're like, here's what you can do.
Next time you or your co-hosts want to shit all over Daniel Jones or say that Daniel Jones is terrible or this or that, know that Daniel Jones is tough as shit, comes prepared, and I would run through a brick wall for that guy. And I'm like, that's the one thing you want? You don't want to take a shot at gettelman you don't want to take a shot at the marriage like no whatever he's like just that quarterback was tough and was put in a tough spot and i just want everyone to know that that's cool that is cool you don't know what says a lot about a guy to be like yeah you're right because he could just bitch about everything else and a lot of these guys when they get fired it's like to your point they've got money they're like it's it's an ego on their ego yeah that's what it is yeah no that makes sense as you're introducing yourself to these coaches when like some guy gets hired and first head coaching gig how do you go about getting his phone number yeah do you like give him your phone and you're like hey just put your number there no and a lot of times here's what i'll do this is like i was not single during like the online dating craze.
And like, I'm not great with a going up to a girl in a bar or any of that stuff. So this is a very odd situation when I want to give my number to a strange man and let him.
So what I'll do is I'll often find a mutual connection. A guy that's worked with him, a guy that's like, hey, I'd like to reach out to blank.
Can you put me on a little group chain with him? And if that guy's like, don't feel comfortable then okay i'll try that but i'm never gonna be the one who's like hi on this can i say have your number like it's not that that's just weird yeah yeah yeah so um about the coaches who's the coach that's gonna get fired next and why is it cliff kingsbury i don't think cliff's getting fired is that because you're friends with him yeah okay no i actually don he is getting fired. I think he signed the extension, and we're going to see how the season goes out.
Yeah, no one ever fires anyone during an extension, as Jimbo Fisher just, like, trends every Saturday. I'm curious to see what happens over the next few weeks with the Cardinals, because I think that team played with a lot of fire.
Do you think he's done anything as a head coach, besides the joy that they played with, everybody was saying it last week. Colt McCoy, that guy just screamed exuberance to me when I was watching him play.
They're 3-1 under Colt McCoy. He's like Gordon Bombay.
Are they better without Kyler Murray? I'm not saying it. I think you implied it.
I'm just saying that team maybe needed a spark and maybe Kyler comes back and it's like, alright, that was it. That's what we gotta do.
The joy the thing with Cliff, right? You want to say like, he's actually really unique. Let me tell you something.
He hasn't done shit as a head coach. He knows that he made the playoffs, whatever.
And he knows that he lost there, but he's unique. Anywhere.
College as well. I get it.
This is like low hanging fruit shitting on Cliff Kingsbury. Like, but he's.
No, we like it. We just come with our machetes and we just hit the low hanging fruit.
Why go to, why have to climb up the tree when you can just get it right down here? He's not one of these guys that is like, and you guys always have said football guy over the years, he's not necessarily that guy. He's kind of self-aware and he's kind of in on the joke and he's kind of like into TV and movies.
He would be on one of these shows having a talk without being head coach and then, oh, by the way, he's got this crazy mind where he can draw plays. Now, whether you guys are like, I haven't seen it yet and all that shit, that's fine.
He treats these guys in a way that I think is different than a lot of the coaches. I respect.
And by that, I mean, you know, the cell phone breaks thing made a lot of news when he first got there. Right.
But you know, Larry Fitzgerald was a veteran there. If Larry wanted to, you know, have a Saturday and not necessarily, you know, have to come on and be at the team meeting at this hour, well, he's been there for 20 years.
Like, Larry Fitzgerald can do that. If Rodney Hudson, their veteran center, is like, coach, I need a day off.
Like, Cliff's not one of these, like, guys. So, I think it's a different look at coaching and I kind of almost appreciate it and would like some more coaches to lean into that stuff.
Like a normal guy. Like a normal person.
So, is Larry Fitzgerald retired? Yeah. Did I miss that? I don't know.
I don't. Is he like kind of in baton? Has he not announced it yet? No, I don't think so.
But like he's got to be retired. You guys asked me what my favorite podcast was.
I think Jim Gray, Larry Fitzgerald, and Tom Brady is my most. What a weird.
It's so entertaining every week. How much do you regret doing this interview so far? Not at all.
How many people do you think you have to text afterwards being like. Not at all at all Heads up I went on part of my take And they really put the screws to me No I like this That's why Cliff Kingsbury is remarkably average No I actually I like this segment Because sometimes we do need a reality check True We have a couple friends around the league A couple people that we like That are head coaches That we obviously will go to bat for But there's a lot of guys That we shit on sometimes and we joke about.
But you probably know them better than me. So I kind of like that check on us.
Yeah. Like, okay, so Mike McCarthy.
Tell me why I'm an asshole for always making fun of Mike McCarthy. The one thing is to make fun of, like, did he really wear the Lombardi jacket to the game? Yeah, he did.
And then, like, be up 14 in the fourth quarter. Yeah, he did.
It's one thing to go in there and beat him. I thought he looked good.
Like, that kind of stuff. Like, on our show Morning Football, I'll even just – and I won't say like he's an idiot for doing it.
I'll just pose it and be like, did you need the jacket? Right. Was it not enough to just go in there and like, you know, have this – you need to wear the jacket.
But, you know, Mike's had a lot of struggles in late game scenarios. And obviously, to me, the storyline is now all of a sudden Rodgers and him just – it's constant love fest.
And it's like – It is weird. It's a little revisionist's a little revisionist maybe I don't remember it that way at the end so yeah um but is Mike McCarthy gonna you know necessarily prove us all wrong we'll see so Sean Payton greater than 50% chance being the Cowboys coach next year I don't know about I work with Sean every Sunday now by the way you want to talk about a story like full circle I didn't know Sean he knew a lot of people in the media I wasn't one one of them.
Like Glazer was always his guy. I think Diana was tight with him for years.
Um, and I was not like ever, but I just didn't have a relationship with him. And I, you know, I was like, all right, let's see.
I've been working with him at Fox. This guy is cool as shit.
And I'm like, Oh, I get it now. Like I get why players love playing for him.
He's smart. And I think openly like this Fox thing has been fun for him, but I think if the right opportunity came around i think he'd obviously consider it yeah because he's still got that coaching bug i watch it every sunday yes peter schrager is brought to you by our great friends over at npr that's right i said npr lionel messi is arguably soccer's biggest star but winning the world cup has always eluded him now he's facing his final battle to bring back the title to his home country of Argentina.
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That sucks.

We're 10 weeks in.

Where did you suddenly take the jacket off I got it gets hot in here man the bright lights come on the take start flying people start sweating at this point in the season who is definitively like good yeah besides the Chiefs and the Eagles people say the Eagles aren't but I they're eating up. I know this is going to – I think the Vikings – hear me out.
I think the Vikings winning in Buffalo that way, and I know you can say they got the game given to them, but that's not Vikings football. They have lost that game a million times over the last few years.
So have the Bills. So have the Bills.
I think that was more of a Vikings loss that the Bills had to the Vikings. They took their energy.
They had it, but I mean, credit to the Vikings because they did outplay them in certain parts. They did outplay them at the end, and they made the plays they had to, and Jefferson was really special.
So I'm going to say the Vikings are in that conversation. We'll cut that.
I think the Dolphins are really good. Yes.
Do you have a vote for MVP? I do not. Shit.
Do you know anyone who does? I know a lot of people who have them, yeah. Tua's kind of, people are buzzing about Tua MVP.
I'm just saying. What's interesting, they have not lost a game.
I have nothing to do with it, but like. They have not lost a game that he has started and finished.
Exactly. So who are these voters? Who are these voters? Can I get their addresses to send them a Christmas card? Here's the deal.
There's 50 voters. It's voted before the end of the regular season or at the end of the regular season.
Like, playoffs don't matter. And I think they're all hungry for something new and a great new storyline.
So I think, too, remember when Matt Ryan won it one year? It was like, oh, that's something. You know, they rally around it.
We made the point on Monday's show that we are now just completely numb to Patrick Mahomes' greatness. just gets it.
I think the stat was he has 50% of his regular season starts. He has over 300 yards.
And so he'll just get 300 yards, four touchdowns and be like, Oh yeah. Average day for him.
Yeah. So you could just give him the MVP every year.
The NFL network did, um, top 100, I think a few years ago and he was voted like fourth, which is crazy. But it was, like fatigue right it's like it's the Karl Malone MVP you know during MJ yeah right we're gonna give it to these other guys because he can't win it every year right um Mahomes could conceivably win it every single year yeah and I don't think anyone would have would blink an eye but people like new stories to a it's been a good story but you could could argue Tyreek Hill's been as much of an important part to that as Tua.

You could argue that, but he threw it to eight different receivers on Sunday.

What do you guys make of you could argue or you can make the case as someone starting a segment in any show?

It's great because it's along the same lines of doing the many people are talking about this.

Yeah, right.

The conversation.

Like, should we have the conversation about it?

I like that one, too.

You could argue the Vikings are good.

The brilliant thing about the is it time to start the conversation is you're starting the conversation while you're doing it.

Thank you. conversation about it i like that one too you could argue the vikings are good the brilliant the brilliant thing about the is it time to start the conversation is you're starting the conversation while you're doing it right um we have a strict rule in our show like no you could argue or you can make the point because that's just it's it's not anything it's yeah yeah no you're not are you making the point or you're not yeah yeah right but you could yeah and a lot of times like the ex-players would come on and do that and i'll just like make a face, and they'll be like, what? I don't like that.
You could actually make the argument that the 49ers are maybe poised to make the deepest playoff run out of all those teams that we've talked about, given the way that they're built. Your comment.
True. Jimmy G wins football games.
He does. They're good on both lines.
They're going to get healthier. We haven't even seen what this offense could look like once Debo and McCaffrey are really going.

So we'll see.

You know, Jimmy always throws that one, though, that'll kill you in a big spot.

And Kyle, too, his brain in the fourth quarter.

I love Kyle Shanahan.

The numbers don't lie over the years. There's something wrong.

Fourth quarter, he's had a 10-point lead against the Rams in a big playoff game, did it. And, of course, 28-3 game, all that shit.
It does add up. At some point, he's got to break that.
Do you think the people that were on that Falcons team ever get together and just hang out and commiserate? Because they all go – they kind of spread out all across the country. They're all doing their own things, but they're all followed around by the 28-3, by the GOSA.
You think they just don't talk to each other at all, or you think they've got still a group chat that they're all involved in? I think there's a real bond there. I think that is a traumatic experience as far as sports goes.
Grady Jarrett had that great sack of Brady that was thrown as a roughing the passer this year. Someone on our show was just like, Grady Jarrett was on the 28-3.
I'm like, he knows. He knows.
Grady Jarrett knows he was in the 28-3 game and that Brady beat him again. It follows them everywhere, whether it be Ryan, Kyle Shanahan, Dan Quinn.
It follows them all. I'm sure there is a bond there, yeah.
So Vikings, Eagles, Chiefs, Dolphins, give us a team that you, whether you have a source or not, that you're like, they're – I'm not done with the Bengals. Okay.
Like, they're out of the playoffs right now i'm not either i just chases out his hip is actually good news that he didn't get surgery he's not on the ir i just they scored five touchdowns with their running back who was like dormant all season the last time we saw them on the bye they're coming out of it like i just think burrow's the real deal and i think that team they've had their losses they looked really cr crummy against some teams early on in the season, but I think they're going to come together, and I trust that quarterback and that wide receiver. I really do think that they're going to be a team no one wants to play.
Okay. I think we did kind of forget about the Bengals.
They're not in the playoffs right now. If the playoffs were to be today, it's four AFC East teams making it and the other division winners.
That's crazy. That's kind of cool.
Yeah, it is cool. That's neat.
What about the Jets? Are the Jets real? No. Oh, memes.
Here's what I'll say. Their defense is awesome.
Their coaching staff has them playing. Their young talent is great.
But I just would love to see Zach win a game on his arm or making a play. And until then, I'm not going to pick them over one of these other teams on a road playoff game, which what they have to have to do right now it's the jets i've thought a lot about them because we you know we work with a lot of jets fans and it's talked about a lot it does feel uh 2018 bears vibes where it's like your defense is really good elite even and it's like you just know in the back of your head like can the quarterback do what he needs to do and that team had a home playoff game right like the jets probably right now if they'd have to beat the dolphins again and the bills they have to lose a couple more like right now they're in striking distance but i don't know they first of all they can't beat the patriots they play them next time they play obviously but 13 straight games um and i really like everything about 13 straight 13 straight no way heard that one yet? No, that's wild.
Since 2016, I believe. 2015 was the last time they beat them.
I think the Bears have more wins against the Patriots in what, the last seven years? Yeah, month. Last month.
Yeah. The Jets thing, because as you guys know, you're in New York.
Every other person stops you. Oh, the Jets.
And it's like, I sound like I'm being negative. I'm not.
I love their young team. It's being honest.
I just, I'm honestly saying, I just would love to see that the young quarterback make like a couple of big plays in a big game before I crown them as like a contender. Okay.
So along those lines, which fan base hates you the most? Yeah. Good question.
Thank you. A lot of fan bases do not like me.
Which one is like which one is, like, you just, no matter what, you'll just never,

like, we have a thing with the Vikings.

It's more a Kirk Cousins thing.

But, like, you know, you find yourself, you have a take.

People remember it.

They, you know, and I understand it.

Because when someone says something bad about the Bears, I'm just like,

fuck this guy.

So I get it on the opposite side.

When we say stuff on this show, like, fan base is getting mad at me. I'm like, that's fair play.
You know your team better than I do. I'll give you one.
Okay. Seahawks fans for years did not like me, and it was because of a 2012 FoxSports.com video that I did with Adam Schein at the draft.
And I said, gosh, you're taking Russell Wilson, this undersized quarterback, when you just signed Matt Flynn. This draft grade is a D.
And I'm literally in my 20s, like, you know, wearing a suit that I got at Men's Warehouse. And I'm like, ill-fitted suit.
And I'm trying to be serious sportscaster guy. And I'm like, how could you take Russell Wilson when you just got Matt Flynn and you have this thing? And gosh, like, I wore that for a decade.
You're vindicated, though, because Russell Wilson. Isn't it funny? And it comes full circle, and now they hate Russell Wilson.
And I'm like, I actually think Russ is pretty good. So Seahawks fans and then Chargers fans, not that they feel like it's me.
Oh, no, Chargers fans. Wow, all four of them coming after you.
But that shit is what drives them insane. But then you only hear from four.
But they are strong. Their quantity is not huge, but they are very vocal.
And I've been very big on Mahomes and the Chiefs, and it's like, he's a Chiefs fan. I'm not a Chiefs fan.
I just appreciate what it is. Mahomes is just really fucking good.
Mahomes is really good, and the Chargers have blown a lot of opportunities over their years to shut me up. The Chargers also, it's not Chargers fans' fault.
I think the media has sucked the Chargers' dick so hard, and they haven't been to the playoffs. So it's like, for me- You ever say that on NFL? Yeah, exactly.
It's so hard. Can't say that.
It's just, to me, it's one of those things where I have Chargers fatigue, but it's no fault to the actual team.

I think it's August Chargers fatigue.

This year, NFL Network took a poll of all the people who are on air or on digital,

and they're like, we're going to do Super Bowl predictions.

And I took the Chiefs over the Packers.

Fine.

It might not work out.

Probably won't work out.

Five of the 20 people chose the Chargers to win the whole thing. That's wild.
That's not. Of the whole thing.
And I came on the show. One playoff game.
I came on the show the next day and I'm like, I got to call this out. Like, I don't mean to call out all our colleagues on the West Coast who work for NFL Network, but that is ridiculous.
They haven't won a playoff. They won one playoff game in a decade.
They haven't been to the playoffs. So I just want to see it before it is.
And here we are. They're right where they usually are.
They're 5-4. They're in striking distance.
They've had a lot of close games. They've had some weird losses.
And that's been the Chargers over the years. And their fans do not like hearing that.
They beat the Ravens in the playoffs, right? That's when Anthony Lynn, he was like, this is how I'm going to stop Lamar Jackson. And he played like 11 defensive backs on the field.
That was a brilliant game plan. It was.
And I think Lamar in that game in the fourth quarter rallied him all the way back. Michael Crabtree had a huge day.
But that was a good Chargers playoff win. And they lost to the Patriots the next week.
But that's the only win they've had in eight years, I think. So I couldn't help but notice that he did not mention the Balmer Ravens.
That's a good point. The Ravens are legit, too.
I should have mentioned the Ravens, too. You should.
I'm going to talk about the Bengals, but I thought the Ravens were a given. Yeah, the Ravens are no joke.
Oh, no, they aren't a given. They are going to be upset that you didn't say that.
Yeah. I've had a thing with Ravens fans.
I mean, if you're going to have four teams from the AFC East, I'm just doing the math here, the Bengals and the Ravens, somebody's going to be left out. That's it.
Ravens are legit. I think one of those AFC East teams will drop out of the playoff picture, whether be the Patriots, the Jets Or the Dolphins No, not the Dolphins Bills are fine Again, haven't seen it I don't know That's the other thing When the Bills lose It's credit to the Bills for being where they are They'll be fine It feels big every time they lose It feels massive And it's like I still think they're a very, very good team One of the best teams in the NFL Yeah yeah i agree i mean he's so good and then he throws these you know interceptions and you guys are close with him and i know kyle on my show is buddies with him now i have no relationship with josh allen other than i respect his game like he makes these decisions late and he throws these balls and it's like oh that seems like an anomaly but he leads the league in interceptions right but we just brush over it because he's so damn fun to watch right it's it's the way i describe it is like it might sound as a cop-out and people say we're biased, which we are, but it's like you take the good with the bad.
Like Josh Allen, what he does. Dude, when he's carrying Eric Kendrick seven yards and he's got his shoulder, you're like, oh, I'd rather that guy than anyone else in the league.
You'd love for him not to throw the interceptions, but the good far outweighs the bad. Yeah.
So you got to just have to live with it. Totally.
And he's a gunslinger. I just had an idea for how we can end this season for, you know, to make Jets fans happy because I do think that they are going toward, if they make the playoffs, I don't think that's realistic to think that you're going to do anything there.
They should just have a bowl game between the Jets and the Giants. Yeah.
Snoopy bowl. Because like both of those teams.
At MetLife. Snoopy bowl.
I like that a lot. Just let them play each other.
That way one one of the two teams gets to end with their last game being a win, and they get to feel really good about their season. Because the Giants are...
I think they kind of fall in that same bucket where they're a good team. 7-2.
They're 7-2. Outperformed every expectation.
They have every right to be super pumped for the future. But also, at the same time, you can admit we're probably not going to do anything this year.
I wouldn't think the only thing that gives me the giants more hope than the jets that the nfc is so wide open that i look at like you know the eagles and the vikings have these great records other than that all the teams we thought were going to be great the bucks the rams the packers the cowboys they've lost head scratching games like the giants could sneak in and have one of these miracle runs afc i'm like you know's tough. It's a gauntlet to think you're going to beat Kansas City, Buffalo, Baltimore,

all those teams.

Yeah.

And we're not talking about the Titans either.

I know.

They hate that.

That's another fan base.

Oh, yeah.

Vrabel's going to hear this, and he's going to –

That's it.

NFL honors clutch me.

Grab you on the back of the neck with the Vulcan death grip.

So hard, dude.

Always remember the Titans.

Have you guys redrafted the 2021 quarterback draft yet?

We haven't.

Is that a thing people are doing? Well, I've seen it a lot on the media. So you want to do it real quick? Let's go.
Let's do it. Okay.
All right. One? Are we going to go round robin? No, no, no.
You just go. You just go.
Yeah. I really only care about one.
I think Fields is one. Oh, okay.
We're good. That's the draft.
Are we drafting running backs or quarterbacks? Oh, man. I think Fields is one, but solely because.
Do you have the sunglasses on for your avatar? Yeah, the thing with the whole discussion of that, it's just a very lazy way to start the conversation about Justin Fields because he's going to get better as a passer. I think so, right? We've seen that.
It happened. And he's not god-awful.
He's just not a great passer yet. And there's not a lot of weapons.
And also, if he's able to run like this, then yes, that's a very good thing that he can do. It's a very good thing that none of the other guys can do anything close to what he does with running the ball.
And they're finally building the offense around him, obviously. And I think you've said it a few times.
Losing 31-30 on a Cairo Santos missexual point, in a way, you wink. It's not the worst thing.
We got to see Justin Fields do that. We don't need stack wins right now yeah I would like to I'm now at the point I wouldn't mind sprinkling a win in a couple just one or two that's why that Patriots win felt so good you got that one right if they lose like if they finish the season 3 and 14 I'm gonna be like yeah that kind of hurts but there was a time earlier in the season where you're like I don't you know Luke Getze is he and now it's like okay they.
They've drawn this up. It works.
I think Trevor Lawrence has the biggest future. Yesterday, I thought he played well enough against Kansas City.
And it just, like, you see flashes, and then you see the same kind of stuff that just happens when you're on a bad football team. Yeah.
You just, like, lose. Yeah.
Do we trust in Doug? Is Doug going to turn that around? I think so. Yeah.
I think Doug sticks around. I think.
I like Doug. I like Doug.
Has he been on the show?

No, but I like Doug. Good dude.

He's just Doug.

Alright, so then, just do three.

You got Mack, you got Lance, and you got Wilson.

Trey Lance

doesn't even count right now. Yeah.

I don't know. Mack's been bad this year.

So it's Zach Wilson. No, he hasn't

shown us anything that's...

Davis Mills? No, no, no, no. I would go Mac, Zach, Davis Mills.
Oh, okay. And this is taking Trey Lance totally out of it because we just don't know.
Yeah. He just hasn't played enough football.
He hasn't played enough. And I think Zach Wilson has a great opportunity to shut a lot of people up over the next few weeks.
They're in the driver's seat right now. Yeah, they are.
This is a good opportunity. I would say Panay Sewell, number one.
I think you've got to protect the quarterback. That's true.
Panay Sewell or Jamar Chase, remember that? Yeah, those memes, those are great. Those are the facts.
It's never-ending. I think maybe both teams ended up with guys that they like.
You can both win a little bit on that. Yeah, the Diggs and Jefferson trade.
Also, there was a poll by The Athletic, and I'm not sure if it was with the agents or anything. It was like they were ranking all the general managers, and Howie Roseman from the Eagles was like 14th or something.
And I just laugh. Those draft decisions, he will never escape that Jalen Rager over Justin Jefferson.
No matter how many Super Bowls, no matter how many playoff things, that's the kind of shit that just sticks with people's fans when you miss that by one because you know what it is it's it fans and i do this all the time i'll just go back and look at drafts and just be like look at all those guys look at all those guys that did you do that with trubisky like would you just no i never more but like no no no i never at some point i've never once thought what it would be like mahomes peter no never never the niners get a get a pass get a pass on that. They took Solomon Thomas.
Thank you. Thank you.
They're like, we got Brian Hoyer. We're good.
Solomon Thomas is the biggest bust from that draft. We got Brian Hoyer.
We're solid. Thank you.
I tried to start an alternate narrative that Leonard Fournette was the biggest bust, then he won a Super Bowl and was phenomenal and also became a friend of ours and a blogger on Barstool Sports. So I stopped that.
But yeah, I've done all the tricks. If you look at who you could have drafted, you also have to take into account that they would have then, like in my case, they would have had to be a Washington Redskins football team and commander.
Yeah, Patrick Rums in a Bears uniform makes no sense. Yes.
Like it doesn't always work like that. It's mostly like things regress to how your organization is run.

Everyone always says if the Knicks passed on Steph Curry.

Steph Curry went to the most amazing place.

Or they didn't trade up.

Whatever it was.

It was like either after or pick before.

If Steph Curry's on the Knicks, I'm sure he's a very good player.

He's not Steph Curry, though.

Yeah.

No, yeah.

His ankles would have disintegrated.

That's just a fact.

I've always said Patrick Holmes got hit by a bus in Chicago.

Patrick Holmes, that type of quarterback being on the Bears just doesn't compute ever. Okay, this has been awesome.
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My last question is, are you allowed to gamble? I'm not. You aren't.
And I don't even do NCAA tournament pools, bro. Like, I can't.
I sign away my life. No, I'm serious.
I don't want to either. I actually enjoy NCAA football.
No. So you don't do anything? No, I do a NCAA football, but no money.
What's that like? It's actually really purifying and liberating in a lot of ways.

I watch you guys all the time.

I know to not have any stakes in it is such a great way to just watch football.

No, but it makes you care so much about everything.

But I don't have the – there's a lot going on.

I couldn't handle watching, waiting for the final.

I watch you guys.

Trust me.

I listen to you.

When that over hits in the last play, it looks like the greatest thing in the world. And it's so exciting.
I don't have that in me where I'm like, I need that. So is that like, but is there an NFL like you guys can't gamble? Yeah, no.
They don't want us gambling. That's so crazy to me that like, why wouldn't you want to, why wouldn't they want NFL? I think me specifically, like guys who have inside information.
Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Yeah.
Yeah. I'm looking at your, can I tell you a quick story before I go? Yes, yes.
Eddie O is all over here. Oh, yeah, he's everywhere.
You guys had such a ride with them. And I'm talking about Burrow and Chase to you guys like you don't know.
Name drop, Sean McVay's wedding this year. Oh.
We're at the wedding Saturday afternoon. There's a few media guys invited.
Al Michaels, who was cool. Jake Glazer.
Fine. Cool.
Name drop alert. Name drop.
Name drop in everywhere. Just sprinkling it.
What table were you at? I was at a good table. You sure? Was Al there? I was at a good table.
Al was actually with like Stan Kroenke. Al was at like the best table.
Oh, okay. Al was like the gentleman table.
Where was your table placed? Right in the middle. Okay.
Kingsbury, Staley, O'Connell, Colt mccoy we were talking about him okay and a guy named chaz gesner who used to play uh for belichick and is like this like entrepreneur who's cool as shit also and you should probably have him on Saturday afternoon we're at the pool it's all these nfl coaches little floors there and all these guys and all these guys. And, you know, Jay Gruden comes by.
Hey, guys, you know, whatever. Everything's great.
Eddie O is there shirtless, looking like a million bucks, just glistening in, like, all his glory. And I'm like, oh, I didn't know Sean had anything to do with Eddie O.
And he's taking photos with everyone at the pool. And, like, everyone wants to take a photo with Eddie O.
And the whole time, like, I guess McVay had something had something over to do with it later on McVay pulls me aside he's like how about Eddie O being at the pool and I'm like yeah when were you he's like never met him before I'm like wait wait he's here coincidentally Eddie O at the pool just mixing it with all the not invited to the wedding but in the mix and like having a blast drinking with everybody was the coolest guy at the pool. Not invited to the wedding.
Not there at night. No connection to McVay.
Eddie O, LA, poolside. Just living his best life.
He is honestly like, I feel like I've never seen anyone happier than his last year. Where is he? Is he at Miami now? No, he's nowhere.
He's taking a tour of the country with his girlfriend. He's having a great time.

His son's coached at Tulane.

I think the other one's coached at Louisiana Monroe.

So he goes to their games.

But we were talking about coaches getting fired and the ego being bruised and wanting to get back out there.

I think he's just like, yeah, I reached the pinnacle.

I've made all the money in the world.

I'm good.

Won a national title. At my fucking university.
My home state. I am Louisiana.
It's the best. It's great to see him that way.
It was so fun. Everyone kissed the ring.
You cannot look at that guy and not respect the love. It's like Coach O, Charles Barkley, Bill Murray.
Those guys can show up and crash any wedding. I'll give you one more.
And they'll always be well. Because I've seen this guy at events, and you guys are amazing on Monday morning.
Chris Berman shows up anywhere. It's just like everyone just takes a back seat.
And it's like, I don't care if he's doing these random commercials for Car Shield. It's like, no, it's still Chris Berman.
I don't care that he's being ran him out or now brought him back or whatever it is. It's like, that guy is my youth.
I've definitely watched like 15 consecutive minutes of the Car Shield commercial just because it's Chris Berman talking about something and it looks like he's at a sports day. You think you're duped into thinking like, oh, Chris Berman's back and he's talking about the Car Shield.
You're like, I like the Car Shield. A legend, a living legend.
Well, Peter, this has been awesome. We got to have you back on.
It was long overdue. Also credit to you, you're wearing the Saquons.
The most uncomfortable sneakers I've ever put on. Not a fun wear.
Yeah. A cool wear.
They look very good. I have a pair.
But yeah, I don't know how you're doing it because they are not that comfortable. Not all heroes wear capes.
They'll come out with new ones, yeah. I think so.
All right. Well, thank you so much.
Everyone check them out. Good morning, football.
Every single morning. NFL Network.
What's your podcast called? It's called The Season with Peter Schrager. That's a good guess.
Who? We had Salah on. We had Joe Shane, the GM of the Giants.
Then we had Paul Rudd on for like 90 minutes. Brooklyn guy.
Yeah. Paul Rudd has been on this show.
We actually had to try to get him back on. He's great.
He came on to talk about the famous Joe Buck HBO show, which was great because that was a disaster. Yeah, an absolute disaster.
All right. Well, thank you so much, Peter.
Appreciate it. Thanks, guys.
Big fan. I appreciate it.
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He is calling us from – he's got a pickup line.

What number are you – oh, no, I can't ask that question.

Shit.

He's waiting for his kids.

He just put up number three, so that's a nice number, in the pickup line at school.

So thank you for joining us, Matt.

We all get one question.

You get one question.

I'll start.

Son of a bitch. the pickup line at school.
So thank you for joining us, Matt. We all get one question.

You get one question.

I'll start.

Sunday, big win against the Raiders.

39-yard run

from you.

Was there a point during the run where you're like,

where is everyone?

Yeah, probably about

five yards into it. I was like,

this isn't normal. I've been doing it for a long time and uh it's probably been 20 years since i had a run that long since i was in high school so uh it was pretty cool we needed it it was a huge play in that game and uh i was gassed the next play though i was dying yeah yeah um that's great that's that was a fantastic play to watch uh my question is after the game's over you've got jeff saturday brand new head coach in this league a lot of naysayers a lot of doubters um in the locker room what was his message to the team uh he was short man he was just like i appreciate the work this week most importantly he was like see you Wednesday gave us the victory Monday which is uh really all the players want to hear at that point uh you know so yeah he knows he knows he's a former player so uh he got in the good graces there kind of giving us Monday Tuesday off and uh it was fun man it was a wild week.
I got to tell you, it was a wild week.

And for a tan that way, it was really cool.

Yeah, it was a wild week.

All right, Billy, you got a question?

Hi, Matt.

Billy here with Part My Take.

Just wondering, what's it like playing in front of Sam Ellinger?

And does that fuel you to do better?

Billy's a big Sam Ellinger guy.

Yeah. No, listen, I love Sam.y's a big sam ellinger guy yeah no i listen i love sam he's uh he's a good kid no doubt about it and uh i told him like two weeks ago the only way this situation is going to be awkward is if we make it awkward so you know it's it's uh both of us want to play only one of us is going to get to play and uh you know so it was a strange deal for sure uh but you know when i found out i was going back in you know i didn't worry too much about it i love sam but but i didn't worry too much about it yeah i mean it sounds like you're yeah i mean it sounds like of all the quarterbacks i'd have to think of like having that situation go down you'd probably be at the top of the list of guys that like would make it cool and like not you know awkward well i i appreciate that i try not to make it awkward don't get me wrong i was pissed but yeah yeah the competitor i mean i would just say iron sharpens iron yeah yeah exactly yeah yeah yeah you gotta do it all right so it's my question for you guys now we have one more jake has a question okay jake go ahead whatever you want jake go ahead jake okay you don't have to ask the one i just said i i see the look on your face you're like i don't want to go ahead you got this hey matt jake marsh part of my take podcast congratulations on the win this week but what's the longest you have gone without having to hear about 28 to 3 oh yeah uh i'll give like the in-season answer it's it's once a week because it's every stadium i go into some unoriginal clown comes up and and goes with the 28 to 3 line so it's every week every week in uh in season but during the off season uh it just depends if i'm'm back in New England or not.
If I'm up in New England where I went to school where my wife's from, then we'll hear plenty about it. But, you know, I like guys that like – or fans that, you know, have creative, like, good digs at you.
But when it's unoriginal stuff like 28 to 3, you're like, yeah, whatever. And now you have to reset the counter because Jake just brought it up.

So today, correct.

Yes, it was twice this week.

Yeah.

We have Max.

We have one last question from Max, who's also a Philly guy.

Philly to Philly.

Go ahead, Max.

Big Interact fan.

Did Jim Irsay cry this week?

Oh.

Good question.

Good question. I didn't see him cry after the game.
No, I didn't see him cry. He's filled with emotion, though.
I'll just say it that way. He's a man filled with lots of emotions.
But I didn't see him cry. No, I didn't see it.
I love him. Tell him I say that I love him.
That's not a question. Just tell him PFT says that he loves you.
And we joked on the podcast that that might have been a top five day for Jim Irsay because it was a weird week and a lot of people were coming after him and to have that all culminate in a win had to have felt pretty damn good for him. Yeah, he was feeling pretty good last night.
He was feeling pretty good last night in the locker room afterwards. Yeah.
All right, so now is your time for one question. All right.
I'm going to go with – I know you guys are big on the picks. How did we do – how did you boys do this weekend, and who did we win on? Good question.
You. We won on you.
The second Jeff Saturday was announced as head coach, I was like, you know what? I like it, and I think that he's probably going to bring Matty Ice back because you've played in more NFL games. Probably easier for a new coach to come into a situation with a veteran.
So we dropped the house on you this week. It was my mortal lock.
It was my mortal lock. I don't know if you know that, but my mortal lock is very important.
Mortal lock was the Colts, and we watched every play, and it was a great week. It was actually a very good Sunday, which they are rare.
You know, I've given this speech before to players. You guys think you have it tough because you actually have to play the games.
You don't because we have to watch and bet on them, and it's a lot tougher for us to have to – because you play one game. We bet every game.
It's tough, man. The NFL is brutal too.
I mean, it really is. Yeah, for us.
And then I got to go out there again tonight. Yeah.
Yeah, you have to play back-to-back. You have victory Monday and Tuesday.
Yeah. You're not going to work until Wednesday.
I to strap them up tonight. Yeah.
We're back in there. You've got to strap it up tonight, get ready for Thursday night.
Yeah. You guys go on Thursday nights.
Thursday night's been a disaster this year. We still watch.
I'm addicted to football. I'm a football addict.
Yeah. And your game.
You can put a football game on Wednesday morning at 630, and I'm going to just call in sick to work and be like, nope, got to stay home. Yeah, and I hope you understand that your Thursday night game in Denver, it was so bad it got good.
Like, it got funny. I don't know if you guys ever feel that in the huddle, but we were watching it, and we're like, this game sucks.
And by the end, when we got to overtime, we're like, this game kind of rules. Yeah, it felt that way during the game.
I was like, I can't believe this. We're playing the worst offense i've been a part of you know and then you look up at the end of the game you're like holy shit we won yeah we we won we had a chance it was crazy so that was uh they've been wild games on thursday nights i think we had you guys that night too yeah actually we had you guys against against the chiefs as yes.
When the roof was open. I'm not going to ask a question about the roof being open, but I just know that when the roof is open, that adds a little extra pep in your step.
It's like, okay, God gets to watch us on Sunday. That's pretty cool.
Yeah. That's exactly what I'm thinking when they open it up.
All right. Well, Matt, thank you so much for taking a few minutes with us.
We appreciate it. Best of luck the rest of the season.
And yeah, that was one question of the quarterback. Very easy, right? Awesome.
You guys are the best. Thanks for having me on.
All right. Thanks, Matt.
Thank you, Matt. Appreciate it.
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Sup?

Sup?

Did you see that bar, by the way?

Oh, yeah, I showed you.

There's a Bonks bar in Philly.

I'm not familiar with it.

It's called Bonks.

We'll never go to that bar.

Someone asked me on Twitter what my favorite version of the coffee was.

I said the light roast, and they said Bonk. I was like, what? Yeah, the bonks are just out of control.
They really are. It's gotten to the point, if I reference a woman, people are like, bonk.
Just because I sent the group chat last night a picture of Miley Cyrus with her left hand up while she was riding a giant inflatable penis doesn't mean that I was being horny. That was also different than the one you tweeted at Kevin Durant, which means you have a library of Miley Cyrus pictures.
No, what happened was I searched Miley Cyrus left hand up, and then I saw that one picture, and then I saw the one with her riding the giant inflatable penis, and I was like, that's a little bit too hot for the internet. I'll keep that one to the group chat personal chat all right sup sup just bought big cat's new coffee and i'm feeling jacked anyway recently three guys from my past have tried to come back into my life but i'm pretty sure each of them just wants to fuck uh yeah i've only hooked up with one of them my birthday is this weekend and i'm debating how to best handle this with the amount of alcohol I'll be consuming and the potentially bad decisions I'll be making.
Please send your best advice on how to handle these boys. Also, I'm a Vikings fan who completely agrees with your opinions on Kirk Cousins but won't apologize for the A1.
You just got to invite them all and see who hangs around the longest. Yes, I like that.
It's kind of like in the reunion episodes of Love is Blind when they just get everybody in a bar together and get them drunk.

Yeah.

And they all just start fighting and one person will eventually go home with.

Yeah.

Just invite them all at different times.

So, like, invite one that you like the most, maybe at seven and then tell the other one, meet us at this bar at 730 and then eight o'clock and have them all just show up and have to, like, figure out on the fly.

Or just be like, hey, can you guys all come over at nine to this bar called airtight yeah put them in a group text yeah yeah put them on that's a good move yeah it's getting it's getting cold out i'd like to i'd like to make sure i'm airtight for the winter hi guys i recently decided to get back on the dating apps and opted to put in my bio about being a Bears fan as a conversation starter. The problem is, when guys send me a message about football, they always do the, as an ex-fan.
Two of the last messages I received over the weekend are, as a Colts fan, I still think the way Fields is playing right now is sick. And I thought the no-PI call at the end of the Bears-Dolphins game.
That's the horniest man alive. Well, it's on a dating app.
And I thought the no-PI call at the end of the Bears-Dolphins game was bad, and that's coming from a Bengals fan. Oh! Should I even be responding and giving these guys a shot? the help no no you should you should wait till one of them does something funny with it yeah yeah wait until wait wait till someone does something funny with it are you also you have to be thinking about your future here a little bit where you're anticipating what like your your future children will be growing up in a house divided situation you want to make sure that they have at least like one great franchise.
That's true. I don't know that people are dating apps thinking that many steps in advance.
But if they are, yeah, like make sure that you have some type of like well run organization. Yeah.
If you're thinking that far in advance, you're never going to find anyone. Put it that way.
Oh, wow. Deep from Hank.
all right it's true uh hey guys my boyfriend is a big fan of your show what about you yeah that's all right next i am too oh okay shit psych nice reading i am too from being honest that yeah that's on hank that's totally wait wait and she said if we're being honest uh now i'm back off I had a serious question is it normal for you guys to hump everything? My guy will walk up to any random wall or chair or even me and start dry humping aggressively lol dating a golden retriever It does But I gotta wonder if it's normal dude behavior. No, I would say no.
I don't think I've ever Hed anything. I, the only time I can think if I've humped a thing, I, the only time you would do a hump outside of sex is like, if you're, if like someone's on camera and you walk up behind him and do a little, that's just good guy humor.
Yeah. Where it's like, look at them.
That's almost like an air hump. Yeah.
Right. Right.
But actual physical humping him? No. I think he's got a problem.
Yeah. A big problem.
Do you think that he knows that he does this? So when he listens to this part of the show, he's like, oh, fuck. I just got out of it as a humper.
He probably does. Yeah.
I mean, there can't be that many. I don't understand.
Humphaholics. I think you need to squeeze all the humps out of him.
You just have to have more sex. He's walking around with extra humps in his pocket.
Like, that guy should get bonked. That guy's extremely horny.
But if he's, like, looking at a couch and thinking to himself, like... Yeah, but you're getting mad at the horny police, and now you are the horny police.
Well, yeah, but I think I'm doing a much better job regulating it. I'm like the FTX guy.
I'm writing the regulations. Yeah, needs to.
It sounds like you need to get the humps out of him because you can't hump forever. So get him out and then he'll walk around.
He won't have to hump things. All right.
Two more. Two more good ones.
Hi, PMT. My husband only wants to go down on me when he's high or drunk, which is the occasional weekend for him.
Just some courage there. I asked him why, and he says that it's just a coincidence and really no reason.
I'm concerned because I decay if this is a problem with me or a problem with him, or even if this is how most guys are. What should I do to get him to go downtown while he's sober? Maybe just give him some cash afterwards.
Sounds like he needs to just be nudged over the fence, which is why he's drinking the beer or why he's getting high beforehand. He needs to know that it's okay to do.
Don't wear pants to bed. Yeah, he's got, ooh, I like that.
Yeah, he's basically like working up the courage to go deep sea diving. Yeah.
Billy? Stella Blue, All the reviews talked about courage. Yeah.

One of the reviews talked about courage.

Yes, that's a fact.

That's Billy's review of Stella Blue.

This coffee makes me want to perform cunnilingus.

Perfect.

I should actually make it something so that it makes the scent smell good.

Pussy eating coffee?

Or just be, yeah, just market it.

Be like, this will make your husband go down on you. Yeah.

This coffee is so good it will eat your pussy.

Michael J. Fox.

All right.

Hello.

Listen, it's a... Pussy eating coffee? Or just be, yeah, just market it.
Be like, this will make your husband go down on you. Yeah.
This coffee is so good it will eat your pussy. Michael J.
Fox. All right.
Hello. It comes with a dildo.
What was the Michael J. Fox thing there, Hank? Was he a big pussy eater? No, you're thinking of Michael J.
Fox is not. I'm not going to say the joke I thought of, but just for the record, I had.
It would be tougher. It'd be like a vibrator.
That's what I was going to say. Yes.
Thank you. Gordon Gekko.
Yeah, yeah. No.
Yeah, you are. Michael, what's his name? Catherine Zeta-Jones is pussy.
Who got cancer from eating pussy? Michael Douglas. Michael Douglas.
Michael Douglas. Michael Douglas.
Got cancer from eating pussy. Ate too much pussy.
That's what I was talking about. Which is close.
Objectively, like... That's close.
All cancer sucks. Everyone knows someone who's had cancer.
It's the worst. But getting, like, pussy-eating cancer kind of rocks.
I don't think Michael Douglas and Michael J. Fox is that far off.
Pretty far off. Very different.
Their names are both Michael. Yeah.
Actors. Who's that guy with Parkinson's? Michael Jordan? Hello, PMT.
My boyfriend is weirdly scared of the dark. I mean, that's basically what you just said.
No, dude. They're both actors in the same era with the name Michael.
Michael J. Fox is a very well-known guy.
Yeah. So is Michael Douglas.
Yeah. He got cancer meat and pussy.
Exactly. Fuck, I just lost the last one.
One second. Hello, PMT.
Jake, do you, as a broadcaster, seeing Michael Douglas's trials and tribulations, are you like, I won't eat pussy for my voice?

No, I just use cough drop.

I put a cough drop in my water the other day.

Nice.

Wow.

Safest man alive.

Yeah.

It's basically lean. Jake's on the lean.
He's on the purple. Chopped and screwed Jake.
Hello, PMT. My boyfriend is weirdly scared of the dark and refuses to leave the room to pee in the middle of the night.
Also a dog. He has chosen to keep a gallon jug in his room that he pisses in.
How can I stop him from doing this? Cora in Indiana. All right.
Nightlight. Now, the piss jug is something that most guys, I think, leave behind in college.
The piss jug was an integral part of my college experience. Yes.
Because I didn't have a sink or anything in my room to pee in. But most guys, when they move in with a woman, they get rid of the bedpan lifestyle.
So I think nightlight is probably the move at this point, but I think you need to have a conversation with him of, hey, why do you think it's okay to just have a giant jug of piss in the room with me at any given time? Yeah. Or just use your phone flashlight to guide you to the bathroom.
I think you need to get him a nightlight or a binky because he's if he actually is scared of the dark i think that's the it's like the pissing is not the problem it's like you can't be you can't actually be afraid of the dark yeah i mean the dark is scary there are times when it's like you know when you walk into your house and like no lights are on and you're like what if someone's oh someone's always behind like the shower curtain i still check closets sometimes yeah yeah that is scary um oh i had one more someone sent me i have not won the lottery ball fun fact that's why are you saying that i just i just want to bring it up fun fact nope uh chick here that's true it's yep chick here i've been wondering how long have you guys had the lottery ball machine if Hank has ever gotten it? We got it on August 27, 2020. And has Hank ever gotten it? I just answered that if you were listening.
What did you say? I was and I was reading. Oh, I got it.
I actually have one, too, that Big Cat sent me a second ago. Hey, what's up? This is a girl.
I was wondering who here has gotten the lottery machine right. I have.
Yeah, I have. I've gotten it the most.
Okay. Which is still unconfirmed.
Yeah. I can confirm.
Anyone else want to answer? I also have gotten it. Okay.
I've gotten it. Okay.
Most recently. Oh, wow.
Jake, sounds like you're really good at the lottery machine. 600.
Are we doing numbers? I haven't been asked for numbers yet False start, Billy

That wasn't a false start, I just said it

No, I mean, I...

Okay

What?

I don't care

I haven't...

I don't care

Would this be good for Stella Blue if Hank got it right now due to the review?

Oh, wow

It would

But you don't care about that

Numbers

You'd rather me leave 17

17

I don't care about that. You'd rather me leave 17.
I think I got you, Hank. I'm looking at the levels.
I'm looking at the levels. You did not say 17.
You were in the middle of a sentence. I'm looking at the audio levels.
They're in the exact same spot. You were in the middle of a sentence.
I actually think mine's audio level started earlier. Did you even say it? Yeah.
Rock, paper, scissor. No, fine.
Fuck it. All right, Billy, what was your number? 69, 17.
Jesus Christ, Billy, chill out. Jake, 18, 49, 17, 20.
I'll do 48. 48.
Come on, Hank. You got this, bro.
Fuck you. Whoa! That was really mean.
I've been supporting you. Oh, looks like 31.
31. Tough luck, Hank.
Do that next time.

No, we won't.

Google big-headed turtles.

They're almost as cool as Shoebill Scorch.

Love you guys. Thank you.
I'll be coming for your lover Just say on me Say on me Say on me On me On me Oh Say on me Let's sing I'm saying I need to live away So live in the arms of me Tell me Thank you. Take me on me Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.