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Speaker 16 On today's part of my take, we have MJF in studio.

Speaker 18 Great interview with him.

Speaker 19 We also have week 11 picks and preview talking about every game in the NFL coming up this weekend.

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Speaker 1 Today is Friday, November 18th, and the Green Bay Packers are dead.

Speaker 2 And so is Twitter. And so is Twitter.
You can find us on Truth Social and the Jeremy Renner app.

Speaker 30 I miss you guys so much.

Speaker 4 I can't believe this.

Speaker 31 I met some real cool people here.

Speaker 33 And then tomorrow morning, they're going to log on and be like, oh,

Speaker 35 still here.

Speaker 2 And the Packers are still dead. It's going to be hard for airlines to get skull fucked.

Speaker 36 That's good.

Speaker 2 That's what are thoughts and prayers to journalists. Thoughts and prayers actually to Adam Schefter.
Yeah. That's going to be tough for Sheffield.
Ravel. Ravel.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 38 Ah,

Speaker 2 it's good. It was all worth it

Speaker 2 for Twitter to die if it makes Ravel sad for one day. Yeah,

Speaker 40 Twitter is dead if people didn't hear.

Speaker 43 I think we actually have a lot of listeners who aren't on Twitter, and I respect the fuck out of those people.

Speaker 45 Yeah, I do too.

Speaker 46 They just live their life.

Speaker 47 They listen to the podcast.

Speaker 1 They get some really dumb takes from us.

Speaker 48 Maybe a few laughs, hopefully, and they go on with their life.

Speaker 2 They don't have to deal with anything. I love it too.
I wish I could be like you. But yeah, it might be dead.
It might not be, but we're still here.

Speaker 48 Well, you know what is dead?

Speaker 52 The Green Bay Packers.

Speaker 2 Aaron Rodgers looks like he's playing poorly on purpose.

Speaker 2 That's how bad he's playing tonight. He's playing like if Derek Carr summoned the spirit of slutty Andy Dalton for Halloween.
Yeah. He's very bad right now.

Speaker 53 He's dressing up.

Speaker 54 He's cosplaying as a bad quarterback.

Speaker 56 Yeah, the Packers, it felt like they were, this was, you know, last week, they had that big win against the Cowboys.

Speaker 18 They put two in a row, and maybe they have something cooking. Nope.
The Tennessee Titans go in there and just do what Tennessee Titans do.

Speaker 56 I mean, Mike Frabel, there isn't, you can't say enough about him.

Speaker 18 Like, he just, his team every single year is not as talented top to bottom as everyone else, and he just wins big games as an underdog, games where people think that they have no chance.

Speaker 18 Even that Chiefs game that they almost won.

Speaker 19 Coach of the Year.

Speaker 18 It's something about he just gets them ready for a fight, and he just makes games miserable for the other team, and they fist fight him for 60 minutes, and most of the time they come out with a win.

Speaker 2 And it's Tractor Cito season. And the streak continues for Tractor Cito in games where he has at least one reception.
The Titans are undefeated. And they did that early with zero receptions.

Speaker 2 They lose every time. They did it early, and so it gave people an opportunity to hit that live money money line on the title.
He threw a touchdown, and he threw a touchdown.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he's um, he did it all today, yeah.

Speaker 58 He threw a touchdown, he did everything.

Speaker 54 They they emptied the kitchen sink on their ass.

Speaker 2 His, uh, I liked his jump pass that he did because most guys, when they do the jump pass, they don't get that deep into the line of scrimmage before they throw it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he like almost got swallowed up, and he looked pretty cool wearing the Judon sleeves.

Speaker 55 Yep, and we also had a great, uh, even like it's even funnier when it doesn't result in a horrific loss, but the Ryan Tannehill interception with a perfect form tackle.

Speaker 6 I love it. Like, it was a perfect night for the Titans because they even had that play, which they always dread happen, and they still survived it and win somewhat easily.

Speaker 63 And the Packers are dead.

Speaker 64 The Packers are dead. You can bury them.

Speaker 54 I still don't think I can bury him.

Speaker 2 I'm going to bury him. I'm officially saying, get out the San Francisco.

Speaker 56 Oh, no, they play the Eagles.

Speaker 65 Get the shovel.

Speaker 66 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Go out to the backyard, start a bonfire.

Speaker 48 Their next game is against the Eagles. They're dead.

Speaker 29 That's a dead team.

Speaker 2 Put the Packers on a boat, like the boat on fire, push it out into the waves of Lake, whatever it is, and say goodbye, Green Bay Packers.

Speaker 19 See you, bitches.

Speaker 27 Sayonara.

Speaker 2 This is Kirk Cousins' division now.

Speaker 43 They're playing at the Eagles, and then they're probably going to beat the Bears, and that will suck because they'll be like, even in our worst season, we beat you twice.

Speaker 19 But that's fine. You're dead.

Speaker 60 You're dead. And Packers fans know it.

Speaker 66 They know they're dead.

Speaker 62 They know it's the...

Speaker 62 There's no chance, right?

Speaker 18 I'm not asking This is me scaredly saying, like, he's dead, right?

Speaker 2 Listen,

Speaker 2 I don't hate the Packers. I don't hate Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 2 You cover those things enough for the two of us on this podcast. But I do think that they're dead, and I do think that it's time to put Jordan Love in that quarterback.

Speaker 19 Yeah, give him a shot.

Speaker 19 Give him a shot.

Speaker 2 Do you think Aaron Rodgers would take getting benched well, or do you think he would take it poorly?

Speaker 1 I would imagine not well.

Speaker 19 Probably the latter.

Speaker 44 Yeah, would be the choice there.

Speaker 69 But I mean, like, he,

Speaker 2 I don't want to be a body language expert, but it's a curse that I have an eye for body language, and he's just not interested right now.

Speaker 60 He's not looking like he's having fun.

Speaker 1 And you thought he had the blip of Christian Watson being like the guy,

Speaker 55 and then it was back to trying to dump it off to Randall Cobb, and, you know, Lazard missing passes.

Speaker 21 And then

Speaker 20 I feel like all the Packers lost this year go the same way where their wide receivers drop a couple passes, and then Aaron Rodgers is like, fuck this.

Speaker 2 I'm just going to miss him. It would be so funny, though, if the Packers had a bad season, which they are having, and Christian Watson won rookie of the year.

Speaker 2 Because right now, Christian Watson,

Speaker 2 it's probably going to go to either Pierce, maybe Walker. Kenneth Walker, yeah.
One of those two, probably. Our two favorite running backs.

Speaker 66 Maybe George Pickens.

Speaker 2 Maybe George Pickens. Probably not.

Speaker 73 But

Speaker 2 it could go to him because the last three weeks, I think in just the last three weeks,

Speaker 2 he's got more touchdown catches. It could go to him.
He's got more touchdown catches than any other rookie wide receiver that there is.

Speaker 44 So

Speaker 2 if this trend continues, he could get offensive rookie of the year.

Speaker 2 And that'd be very funny if the Packers stunk, he got offensive rookie of the year, and then Aaron Rodgers couldn't complain about not having weapons. Yes.
Because guess what?

Speaker 2 You have the offensive rookie of the year.

Speaker 28 You have the offensive rookie of the year.

Speaker 47 I'm trying to think, like, this was a.

Speaker 2 Are we saying this is a decent game?

Speaker 59 It was a decent game because we've had some stinkers on Thursday night football.

Speaker 2 It got better in the second half.

Speaker 62 It was compelling for a moment,

Speaker 27 which is better than what we've had.

Speaker 50 Yeah.

Speaker 75 It was compelling for a moment.

Speaker 2 It was okay in the second half. It was not as bad as some of the ones that we've seen, like the Colts, Broncos game.
But then that one got so bad that it was good at the end.

Speaker 2 This one almost was just like,

Speaker 2 I give it a B-minus. Yeah.
B-minus grade.

Speaker 70 By the way, speaking of offensive rookie of the year, he's not going to win it either, but Traylon Burks for the Titans had an awesome game.

Speaker 48 He is a rookie from Arkansas.

Speaker 47 He was very good.

Speaker 7 And that's like, if the Titans can get a little bit of a passing game going,

Speaker 57 is it weird that I like the Titans?

Speaker 35 Yeah,

Speaker 19 I kind of like the Titans.

Speaker 42 I feel like they're going to make some noise.

Speaker 2 Well, I don't like them as a one-seed, but I like them coming into the playoffs under the radar.

Speaker 67 Yeah.

Speaker 56 Yeah, they live under the radar.

Speaker 18 They should be an under-the-radar. They should just like, if the Titans could win the Super Bowl, if you just made them five-point underdogs for every single one of their playoffs.

Speaker 2 Absolutely. And I think that they're like better on the road than they are at home, too.
So, yes, they could make some noise. They're the kings of under-the-radar.
Yep.

Speaker 2 They could fly very safely through Poland.

Speaker 47 Okay, so this is our.

Speaker 1 I know we missed a couple Thursday night games in a row because of scheduling and traveling.

Speaker 54 We could have just predicted this one.

Speaker 2 Well, yeah, not to brag.

Speaker 79 I kind of did.

Speaker 43 We could have just predicted this and just been like, we could have been in bed two hours ago.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but you know what?

Speaker 70 It was fun to watch Aaron Rodgers die again.

Speaker 2 You know what? We don't half-ass things on this podcast. That's true.

Speaker 80 We're whole ass.

Speaker 68 We hardcore. We're hardcore.

Speaker 48 Elon, sign us up.

Speaker 50 Hardcore employees.

Speaker 2 Yes. With big asses.

Speaker 78 Yes.

Speaker 78 Okay.

Speaker 21 Let's kick it to ourselves.

Speaker 6 We got a great show.

Speaker 20 Picks and preview for week 11.

Speaker 72 MJF.

Speaker 24 Firefest.

Speaker 56 Hank gets the lottery ball correct.

Speaker 34 Spoiler alert. Wow.

Speaker 36 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 48 I guess you'll have to tune in to see.

Speaker 17 What are you shaking your head for?

Speaker 63 It's just mean.

Speaker 44 But you got it.

Speaker 2 We don't know. We actually haven't done the league.

Speaker 45 We're about to do it.

Speaker 62 So.

Speaker 38 Okay.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 37 Fuck it.

Speaker 82 17.

Speaker 65 This is the second one.

Speaker 66 We're giving him an extra one.

Speaker 6 This is stupid of me.

Speaker 34 This is stupid of me.

Speaker 34 Yes, this is real.

Speaker 2 Give me 11.

Speaker 27 We already did it earlier or later on in the show.

Speaker 66 He didn't get that.

Speaker 56 Well, no, you don't know if he got that.

Speaker 29 Two for two.

Speaker 72 He might have gotten that.

Speaker 67 Wait, no, yeah.

Speaker 2 This would be for us to get our money back.

Speaker 65 Yeah, we're going to get our money back.

Speaker 85 Because if you get this, they're calling Mickey Mouse now.

Speaker 38 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 87 I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 61 That ball machine comes up 17. It's mine.

Speaker 6 Hank knows that

Speaker 35 my weakness is that I love the thrill of a little gamble.

Speaker 31 It's not a secret to anyone, so

Speaker 57 he could just get me to sit here forever and do it.

Speaker 89 Like,

Speaker 18 I kind of want to do 50 in a row and just see you not get it.

Speaker 34 All right. 18.

Speaker 38 69.

Speaker 17 What would you say, Hank?

Speaker 47 17. No, you guessed for me.

Speaker 61 71.

Speaker 74 71. Okay.
17 was floating.

Speaker 2 20.

Speaker 11 20.

Speaker 2 11.

Speaker 91 Oh.

Speaker 17 33.

Speaker 84 Oh, damn.

Speaker 58 Okay, let's kick it to ourselves.

Speaker 1 And another chance for the lottery ball machine later on in the show.

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Speaker 28 Okay, boys, week 11.

Speaker 49 Week 11.

Speaker 41 Where are we at?

Speaker 47 Jake, we had a great week last week.

Speaker 85 Big guy, you're hot.

Speaker 31 I am hot, but 11, 4, and 1.

Speaker 4 My college football has

Speaker 72 sunk me, but yes.

Speaker 94 Yeah. It's like one thing gets hot, the other thing gets cold.

Speaker 11 11, 4, and 1, your last one.

Speaker 19 I'm just waiting for it all to get cold at the same time, which feels like this weekend.

Speaker 11 So you're 22, 17, and 1. Okay.
You have, I believe it's a 3.5 game lead on PFT in second. So your PFT.

Speaker 95 PFT has made a nice comeback.

Speaker 2 I've been slow and steady.

Speaker 16 Yeah, you started.

Speaker 2 I started really bad.

Speaker 72 Yeah, you need to do that.

Speaker 35 You need to do full tout.

Speaker 45 No, that's like if you tailed PTT.

Speaker 2 In my last four.

Speaker 47 Right, if you tailed PFT in his last 16, he's 12-4.

Speaker 2 In my last four ultra-super-duper

Speaker 2 Starship supernova plays, I'm like 11-1. Nice.

Speaker 11 So you are 19-21. I'm right behind 18-22.
Max at 16-23-1. And then Hank and Billy at 15-25.

Speaker 11 Hank, will you be first to a tied for last in about four weeks?

Speaker 4 Will you be playing a hungry dog parlay this weekend?

Speaker 44 Yes.

Speaker 51 I love a lot of dogs this weekend.

Speaker 61 I mean, I can go right.

Speaker 49 I can't make a pick to save my life, but picking the right ones will be important, but I love a lot of dogs this weekend.

Speaker 91 Billy?

Speaker 89 I got one for you, Hank.

Speaker 97 What do you got? Jets by three and a half.

Speaker 9 Ooh,

Speaker 35 hungry dog. Yeah.

Speaker 41 The Jets versus the Patriots. Big game this weekend.

Speaker 19 Revenge game.

Speaker 35 Big game.

Speaker 70 Personal revenge game. A gun game.

Speaker 39 Well, a crossbow game, right?

Speaker 61 I think so. I think Billy disavowed, but I would have been down.

Speaker 2 To shoot Billy in the ass with a crossbow? Yeah.

Speaker 34 Yeah, me too.

Speaker 97 If the Jets would have won both games, I would have gotten shot in the ass.

Speaker 96 Oh, okay. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 What happens if the Patriots win both games?

Speaker 97 I think Hank gets shot.

Speaker 35 No.

Speaker 2 No, I don't think so. No, Hank was saying, like, if

Speaker 2 the Jews win the Super Bowl, yeah, that would be, what, 34 out of the last 40 years?

Speaker 48 December 27, 2015 was the last time the Jets beat the Patriots.

Speaker 34 It's so cool.

Speaker 100 Hank won't have an ass anymore.

Speaker 61 I don't know if that's fair to say, but I've been impressed with the performances I've been putting up.

Speaker 70 That's a good way to spin it.

Speaker 20 Just be like, it's hard to be, it's just as hard to go 25 and 15 as it is to go 15 and 25.

Speaker 61 Yeah, Jake said it. I went from first to worst, and basically four weeks, I can do it again.

Speaker 70 Yeah, you can flip on a dime. Okay.

Speaker 2 You get that mushroom like in Mario Kart. Yeah.
That's what happens.

Speaker 85 All right, so week 11.

Speaker 44 We are getting close.

Speaker 47 It feels good, though.

Speaker 3 This is going to be a good week.

Speaker 55 I feel like it's going to be a good week.

Speaker 54 We got some good games. We got some meaningful games.

Speaker 5 I feel like this is, I feel like Thanksgiving is always the last week where it's like, all right, these teams, we can just forget about them forever.

Speaker 48 We're hanging by a thread with a few teams, notably the Rams.

Speaker 2 Yeah, there are a few teams in that Rams Saints game. If you had come to me like two years ago and be like, Rams playing the Saints, I'd be like, fuck yeah, that's going to be an awesome game.

Speaker 2 This will rule. They might flex it.
Now, that might be the most depressing game. I'll say it's low-key the most depressing game on the stage.

Speaker 74 I'm going to have to break it to Mincey, but that game, I don't think, is going to be on the TVs.

Speaker 50 Probably seven one o'clock games.

Speaker 49 I think that one is not on the TVs.

Speaker 2 I know in between Bashing Commissioner Roger Goodell, Pete Schrager told us that Sean McVay was not thinking about retiring this offseason anymore.

Speaker 2 That he wants to come back and he doesn't want to go out like that.

Speaker 2 If it keeps going the way that it's going, I have a strong feeling that McVay will get offered, I don't know, like $10 million to call one game a week on television and be like, yeah, that actually kicks ass.

Speaker 41 If he does retire from coaching after this year,

Speaker 72 I will have a stink in my mouth.

Speaker 42 I'll have a bad taste in my mouth. A personal bad bad bad.

Speaker 56 Stink in my taste.

Speaker 30 Yeah, personal bad taste.

Speaker 67 I'll be like, wait, you want to hire that guy? Didn't they go like 5-12 his last year?

Speaker 2 It'll be a personal... People forget that Sean McVay actually left on a really bad.
Has the game passed Sean McVay by? Let's have that conversation.

Speaker 2 Is Sean McVay able to adapt to the modern NFL or have modern defenses figured him out? Yes.

Speaker 70 And no Cooper Cup is going to get ugly.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of reasons why the Rams sucked this year, but I'm personally in favor of making just a complete referendum on Sean McVay and his entire personality, actually.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and all the Rams fans out there, you just got to keep repeating to yourself, flags fly forever.

Speaker 2 And let this be a lesson to everybody. Don't get married.
Yeah. Because your wife will just take all of your your skill away from you.
Yep.

Speaker 47 She sucked it away.

Speaker 55 It's like the Game of Thrones.

Speaker 68 What was her name?

Speaker 88 She was hot.

Speaker 2 The red.

Speaker 19 The Red Witch.

Speaker 96 The Red Witch. Cersei.

Speaker 51 No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 34 It's like Masaria. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 75 She sucked all the time.

Speaker 70 She had the fire energy out of him and then became an old lady. Yeah.

Speaker 72 Yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 Honestly, she was hot, though, worth it.

Speaker 36 Yeah, no, I absolutely agree.

Speaker 46 Okay, let's do some picks.

Speaker 34 Even old bonk.

Speaker 85 Even old bonk, yeah.

Speaker 50 Let's do some picks.

Speaker 27 Should we start with our favorites?

Speaker 34 Melandry. Messandre.
Yes. Melissandre.

Speaker 2 That's even a hot name.

Speaker 81 Okay.

Speaker 61 My favorites,

Speaker 61 I didn't talk about it. I didn't tweet about it, but I did put a small bet on the Commander's Money line right before the game.
I told you guys in the group chat. This is just a personal

Speaker 70 big on the Hungry Dogs that aren't public.

Speaker 61 I'm always on the Hungry Dogs.

Speaker 61 I have to pick three for the parlay, but I have to, you know, it's just a lifestyle.

Speaker 2 Hank was doing that sweating, the Jordan Peele meme when he was trying to figure out who to piss off more with that bet, me or Max. Yeah.
He was like, well, I really hate Philly, so I'm going to

Speaker 7 doubt Hungry. Should we make the Hungry Dogs two games?

Speaker 102 You've

Speaker 103 got one fucking can't-lose parlay.

Speaker 93 Three in a row. Three in a row.

Speaker 75 Sorry, three in a row.

Speaker 66 Yeah, three in a row.

Speaker 67 Minus 20.

Speaker 27 I bet the Hungry Dog every week, and then you're like, Yeah, I had the Vikings money.

Speaker 34 Like, it's like, where was that?

Speaker 61 All right, maybe I'll make it plus 100. And then perfect.

Speaker 2 No, Hank, it might just be nice to see you win.

Speaker 67 Just see one go through the net.

Speaker 31 Yeah, just get a free throw.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Just get on base.

Speaker 61 Commanders, minus three and a half. Personal thank you revenge game.

Speaker 104 I like that.

Speaker 46 You got to do the respect.

Speaker 70 You got to pay it forward, the respect game.

Speaker 83 Left hand up.

Speaker 2 That's a nice bet. Left hand up's catching on, and I really love it because it's a stupid thing that was first used to completely insult the commanders because it was a dumb, dumb video.

Speaker 2 Even the fact that we're saying like those haters can't stand us. Who are the haters that that song is referring to? Commanders fans.

Speaker 2 Probably like to

Speaker 2 the own fanbase. But the fact that we started winning after that song came out, it became like a nice little thing that we could reclaim.
It's like, no, that's our song now.

Speaker 2 You can't use it to hurt us anymore. So it's just, it's nice to have something that we came up with by ourselves.
Yeah. That wasn't like singing it next year.

Speaker 2 That wasn't like put through a focus group by Jason and the entire team.

Speaker 104 Yeah, don't let them co-opt it.

Speaker 66 Yeah.

Speaker 70 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 74 So, Commanders, Taylor Heineke, I think it's 4-0-1 as a starter this year.

Speaker 61 Named QB1.

Speaker 57 He is electric.

Speaker 4 How can you not root for him?

Speaker 16 The Texans just stink.

Speaker 60 I was going to make a case for this Texans and I just can't.

Speaker 2 I will make a a case for the Texans because this does, if I'm looking at this game in a vacuum, and I'm not a Commanders fan, I'm saying to myself, the Commanders just shocked the world on Monday night.

Speaker 2 Let down. Emotional win.
And the Texans are probably the worst team that they could be playing right off that because they are probably looked at as being the worst team in the eastern year.

Speaker 75 The worst team, yeah.

Speaker 2 So the fact that everyone is now all over the Commanders and they're playing against the worst team means that this is the exact type of situation where the Texans come out and get, what, their second win of the season?

Speaker 48 Yeah, it would be their second win, third non-loss.

Speaker 2 Third non-loss of the season.

Speaker 30 It might be a tie.

Speaker 2 This game might be a tie.

Speaker 2 I'm officially putting the commies, it would be fitting for the commies to end up just spreading the points around to everybody. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, Max, your favorite, favorite.

Speaker 33 Don't do it.

Speaker 8 What? We know. No, no.

Speaker 2 Wait, wait, Max.

Speaker 2 You have to. You have to take these.

Speaker 61 Max is on camera now for the YouTube video.

Speaker 52 Oh, hell yeah.

Speaker 2 Max, switch the camera to yourself.

Speaker 30 Max, what do you think about switching to Gamma to Sue?

Speaker 58 Go back to yourself. Nagama to Sue.

Speaker 8 I think I like Nadamikan Sue. Is he still good? I know he's 36.

Speaker 66 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 80 He's an aim.

Speaker 34 He's an aim.

Speaker 39 Nadomic and Sue is right in.

Speaker 2 And I mean, when I sat down in the seat, Max said, I can't believe this fucking Eagles line this week, huh?

Speaker 9 I mean, you were sitting there

Speaker 2 six and a half.

Speaker 8 I sat down in the seat, waiting to take the Eagles any line it got, and any line it was,

Speaker 8 thinking it was going to be like 10 or 11, and then I sat down, saw it was six and a half. I'm like, I am not touching that game.

Speaker 105 All right, so

Speaker 24 does anyone have that game?

Speaker 34 I have a total. Okay, all right.

Speaker 6 We can wait to talk about it. All right, all right.

Speaker 20 So, who's your favorite favorite?

Speaker 8 My favorite favorite, also gross for me to say these words out of my mouth, is Cowboys minus one and a half.

Speaker 106 Yep, me too.

Speaker 41 Me too.

Speaker 1 It's

Speaker 42 I'm just going to die

Speaker 49 going against the Vikings, but this is, we get Kirk not in the noon nightmare,

Speaker 70 as we call him. It's an afternoon game.

Speaker 57 Yeah, so he's 1 p.m.

Speaker 76 or earlier.

Speaker 20 Kirk Cousins is 46, 34, and 2 against the spread.

Speaker 18 Games at 4 p.m.

Speaker 1 or later, he's 20 and 30 against the spread.

Speaker 47 He's a different guy this year.

Speaker 61 You guys got to come. You guys got to accept it.

Speaker 2 Well, yeah, no, it's the black Kirk Cousins versus the white Dak Prescott.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 I'm going to go with white Dak Prescott this time around. I think that Kirk, yeah, okay, he's not as good in the afternoon, but he's still not as bad as primetime Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 27 Yeah, and he's, well, I'm just doing it because it's a buy, low, sell hot.

Speaker 1 Like, the Cowboys losing a 14-point lead in the fourth quarter, while the Vikings just had one of the most insane wins, incredible comebacks, people are calling game of the year.

Speaker 47 I'll just take the Cowboys every time in that spot.

Speaker 56 And I could be wrong.

Speaker 69 Like, the Vikings could just keep doing this, but the spot and the fact that the Cowboys are one and a half-point favorites against an 8-1 team at home, huh?

Speaker 35 That doesn't make sense.

Speaker 72 That doesn't make sense.

Speaker 2 I don't really have a reason for it. I just like the Vikings this weekend.

Speaker 34 Okay. I just like them.

Speaker 2 I just get positive vibes from them.

Speaker 45 I've been thinking about it.

Speaker 62 I loved Minnesota when we went there for the Super Bowl.

Speaker 66 Oh, it's a great city.

Speaker 102 It's a great beautiful, beautiful city.

Speaker 61 Great win last year.

Speaker 66 They're winning us over with kindness.

Speaker 50 They're all so hard on them.

Speaker 40 They're winning us over with kindness.

Speaker 61 I'm all in on the Vikings.

Speaker 2 Listen, I'm a huge fan of the Juicy Lucy. I just, I love their, I love any town whose entire food culture and cuisine is just designed around keeping warm.
Yeah. Like Buffalo.

Speaker 2 That's why why I love Buffalo. It's like, okay, everything's going to be piping hot and there's going to be a shitload of carbs and you're going to barely be able to walk out of here.

Speaker 66 Culvers. Colders.

Speaker 75 Culvers. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 70 Minnesota is a great city.

Speaker 1 It's just more of a Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 2 I think Minnesota is a very good city.

Speaker 55 Minneapolis and Minnesota.

Speaker 61 When I win the lottery ball, we're going big on a Vikings future.

Speaker 91 Oh, really? Yeah.

Speaker 24 Is that true? I've already spent a lot of time.

Speaker 70 Five grand on the Vikings?

Speaker 2 What's up with St. Paul?

Speaker 56 How come St.

Speaker 2 Paul never gets the lottery? I'll spend some time in St.

Speaker 30 Paul. I've got a couple friends in St.

Speaker 48 Paul, though.

Speaker 2 They're twin cities.

Speaker 3 It is a very nice place.

Speaker 2 Guys love Twins.

Speaker 43 Yeah, it is a very nice place.

Speaker 1 All right, so I'm on the Cowboys as well, Max.

Speaker 20 What's your favorite favorite?

Speaker 2 My favorite favorite. I'm going to take the Patriots.
Minus three and a half.

Speaker 91 Ooh.

Speaker 2 Home against the Jets. 34 out of the last 40 games have been won by the Patriots against these Jets.
Zach Wilson turns into Mr. INT when he plays against the Patriots.

Speaker 2 He had three interceptions in their first meeting this year. I just think that this is Bill Belichick.
He's a rookie quarterback coming into town, and he's like, okay,

Speaker 2 I'm absolutely going to feast on this guy.

Speaker 27 I like the double buy.

Speaker 1 I like both teams coming off a buy.

Speaker 48 There's something about it.

Speaker 28 No, the Jets are 0-6 straight up off the bye

Speaker 41 since 2015.

Speaker 2 I think that's like the Jets, they need all the practice that they can get. So when they take a week off work, they actually come back worse at their double.
They should bypass the buy. Yeah,

Speaker 2 they should say no thank you to the bye. We can do like an inner squad scrimmage that week.

Speaker 2 So one thing that does make me nervous about this is I might take the Jets' first half money line and then bank on the Patriots to win by like a touchdown in the second half because the Patriots haven't been that great off the buy recently against the spread.

Speaker 55 All I want out of this game is for one of the two quarterbacks to look incredible while the other looks terrible.

Speaker 62 Because that's just a great narrative.

Speaker 70 I don't really care which one, but you know that's a great narrative.

Speaker 2 Because then you'd be like, you can redraft.

Speaker 47 Yeah, right.

Speaker 17 It's an instant knee-jerk.

Speaker 34 Wow, you guys got the wrong guy. Yep.

Speaker 50 Whichever way it goes, I don't really care.

Speaker 49 I don't want it to be like both of them play middling. Yeah.

Speaker 46 And it's like a three-point game.

Speaker 7 I want disaster for one side and great success for the other.

Speaker 2 I'm betting on disaster for Zach Wilson this week. Jake, is it still three and a half?

Speaker 11 It is still three and a half.

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Speaker 32 Billy, your favorite favorite?

Speaker 97 Bills by seven and a half. Ooh.
I'll let you know why. I think Josh Allen's been struggling because he's a California boy.
He's not a real

Speaker 2 played college at Wyoming.

Speaker 97 Right, but still, I think that him in a dome, he's going to be more comfortable, especially with his elbows issues. And I think he wasn't ready for that seven-foot game.
And now he's relieved. Okay.

Speaker 19 Seven-foot of snow game.

Speaker 44 The thundersnow.

Speaker 2 I was promised six feet. And I'm mostly upset that I'm not going to get to see what six feet of snow looks like.

Speaker 27 It's so dis.

Speaker 70 I understand why they did it.

Speaker 1 It's not because of the game itself.

Speaker 41 It's because of people on the roads and you don't want to have people trying to get to a game when there's terrible conditions.

Speaker 56 But with all that said, I feel robbed.

Speaker 94 Like they hyped up the thundersnow.

Speaker 2 Six feet of thunder snow would have been inscribed. It's like a

Speaker 2 Marvel, like a Marvel movie. It sounds like something that you would actually see on like a $300 million budget.

Speaker 7 blockbuster.

Speaker 1 And it's also, I mean, the fact that it's in Detroit is kind of fun because it is,

Speaker 70 I actually don't know. Like, it will probably be like the Super Bowl with like split crowds because it's not that long of a drive for either city.

Speaker 47 So, why not?

Speaker 2 I think it's definitely closer for Cleveland by like, what, a couple hours, two, three hours?

Speaker 42 I think Buffalo, Buffalo's not too far from Detroit.

Speaker 58 I think it's like, I want to say three hours a month.

Speaker 97 Across the lake.

Speaker 76 I'm going to look. I'm going to look.

Speaker 2 So, I tend to agree with Billy with the Josh Allen thing.

Speaker 2 Not that he can't play in the cold because Josh Allen can't play in the cold, but with an injury, like you see old people all the time, if they've got arthritis or they've got like a tricked knee, they're like, oh, I can't handle, you know, squalls are coming.

Speaker 2 My right knee is swelling up. I feel like if you have an injury and there's really bad snow, that's probably going to affect it a little bit.

Speaker 11 Cleveland's two and a half hours roughly. Buffaloes, just over four.
Okay. Both definitely an easy drop.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 55 And I would give it to the Bills fans, probably have a little more, like, their team is good.

Speaker 11 Also, back-to-back games at Ford Field.

Speaker 34 What? For the Bills. Yeah.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 45 The Lions Thanksgiving. Yeah.
Do you think the Bills are going to be a good one?

Speaker 75 They should just stay necessary.

Speaker 34 I would assume.

Speaker 11 Yeah, that's pretty close.

Speaker 2 I'd like to offer Josh Allen a suite in the casino there where they have the Barcelona Sports Book. I'll personally pay for it.

Speaker 69 We should have Josh stay with Jared.

Speaker 103 That would be fun. Yeah.

Speaker 107 We'll try to get that done.

Speaker 2 Yeah, boys, be in the middle of the day.

Speaker 93 I'm just going to offer it up to Josh.

Speaker 47 Be like, hey, I just talked to Jared. He's cool with you staying at his house for the week.

Speaker 6 And then I'm going to be like, Jared, hey, I got a friend in town.

Speaker 33 Can you put him up?

Speaker 7 And just hope that they link up.

Speaker 2 Call it a crib, though. Be like, hey, is it cool if

Speaker 2 your yeah you can crash at jared's crib this week yes yes but my real point is the bills need a confidence game and confidence games usually end up in beat ups on the other teams i agree with that the advantage so they'll get that extra touchdown the seven and a half will easily hopefully cover and that's where i'm looking not to pat myself on the back too hard here but when i saw the six feet of snow game uh i put a bet down on 42 and a half is what i got it at uh on the over and so now it's up to 48 and a half and they're already already trying to get me to cash out.

Speaker 2 I've already made a 20% profit. 49.5.

Speaker 35 49.5.

Speaker 2 It's probably like a 25% profit.

Speaker 34 Better.

Speaker 2 Ready to cash out free money, but no, I'm going to ride it. I'm going to ride it out.

Speaker 19 I wanted to bet the Thunder Snow over.

Speaker 43 It was going to be a personal challenge.

Speaker 48 Yeah,

Speaker 2 I tried to. And

Speaker 2 they said, sir, please, no,

Speaker 2 don't beat me up like this.

Speaker 48 But I do agree with Billy that the Bills need, like, I want to see the Bills win a game and do it four quarters and not do this playing around stuff because

Speaker 49 we are in,

Speaker 48 if they have a bad game, if they lose this game to the Browns, I think it's officially panic meter time.

Speaker 34 It's panic button.

Speaker 27 Like, that's, because you can kind of say, all right, the Jets game, Jets' defense is elite.

Speaker 5 The Vikings game was weird as fuck. The Dolphins lost was weird as fuck.

Speaker 70 You better beat the fuck out of the Browns.

Speaker 2 Yes, the Bills definitely have the panic button in their house. They know exactly what drawers it's in.

Speaker 2 They haven't brought it out in a few years, but they know it's there, and they know exactly how quickly they can get to it if somebody starts breaking in their house and making them try to find it.

Speaker 2 I do think that they're going to smoke the Browns though this weekend because that Browns defense is

Speaker 2 a get-right game for Buffalo.

Speaker 97 I think we're going to see Josh Allen week one against the Rams type game.

Speaker 108 Or was that?

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 84 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 This is Josh is going to feast.

Speaker 76 All right.

Speaker 20 Jake, your favorite over?

Speaker 11 Or favorite? I'm with Hank. I'm on the Commanders minus three and a half against the Houston Texans.
Okay.

Speaker 34 All right. So

Speaker 2 Jake, you got to go.

Speaker 91 Lahoo.

Speaker 34 Left-hand up. Lahoo.
Lahoo. Okay.

Speaker 2 Hank. Very cool.

Speaker 62 Underdogs.

Speaker 48 There are so many to choose from.

Speaker 61 There's so many.

Speaker 70 I like so many of them.

Speaker 61 Well, you probably love this one then. Vikings plus one and a half.

Speaker 34 No.

Speaker 107 I don't like that one.

Speaker 2 Good choice, Hank.

Speaker 61 Love the Vikings. Believe in this team.
They made a believer out of me. Love the city.
Love the people. Yeah.

Speaker 66 There you go. Skull.

Speaker 2 Yeah. There you go.
Clap it up.

Speaker 63 Who do we have on Thanksgiving?

Speaker 54 What are the games we're playing? Is it so it's Bills?

Speaker 11 I take it one of the Bills Lions is the early game. Yeah.
And then it's

Speaker 11 Cowboys, Giants.

Speaker 48 Yeah, Yeah, and then what's the night game?

Speaker 11 Patriots at Vike Games.

Speaker 103 Oh, damn.

Speaker 66 Damn. I knew that was going to be a game.
That's fucked up.

Speaker 84 You know, you know, yeah.

Speaker 80 That's fucked up.

Speaker 89 That's actually a solid slate.

Speaker 90 I love what we have.

Speaker 66 You said I take a little bit at a time.

Speaker 17 You just started believing in it.

Speaker 11 Preseason, we probably looked at this slate.

Speaker 34 We're like, eh, but like, no, I always thought it was.

Speaker 2 Preseason, I was like, Kirk Cousins is going to, he's going to have the best years of his career.

Speaker 42 I take it one week at a time, but I also take my Thanksgiving very seriously.

Speaker 25 So I can always be sick.

Speaker 55 Yeah, I always look in August when they, or whatever they come, actually earlier than that, like June or whatever, I'm always like, ooh, Thanksgiving.

Speaker 6 Okay, here's what we got.

Speaker 91 Because I was sorry.

Speaker 66 But that's a holiday, though.

Speaker 61 We can come apart for one night.

Speaker 66 Okay, all right.

Speaker 9 I just want to point that out.

Speaker 66 You're on the Vikings bandwagon.

Speaker 15 Thanks for that. It's the opposite.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 66 Thanks, right.

Speaker 2 Thanksgiving is about

Speaker 45 absolutely hating everybody around.

Speaker 29 There's a little disagreement.

Speaker 6 You're going to have to smoke so much weed to get through that game.

Speaker 66 As a newfound member of this whole nation.

Speaker 11 I'll tell you what, the only time I remember the Patriots in that Thanksgiving game on the road at night, it it was the butt fumble games.

Speaker 85 It's true. So it worked out.

Speaker 11 Maybe it's happening before in between, but.

Speaker 4 Will you be conflicted if Kirk Cousins butt fumbles the game away?

Speaker 2 Oh my God. If Kirk Cousins puts his face into another guy's ass, he's going to have to check himself out of the game and go to church.

Speaker 56 I just love that Hank has got, he's like pandering to the Vikings fans.

Speaker 67 That's not true. And now Thanksgiving's going to happen.

Speaker 6 He's going to be, you know, you can't help yourself.

Speaker 27 You're going to get sewered by them.

Speaker 34 It's going to be good.

Speaker 61 I'll be drunk. I'll

Speaker 61 skull.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 46 Okay.

Speaker 15 Your favorite underdog Max.

Speaker 54 That was such a

Speaker 51 cool tour.

Speaker 9 That wasn't cool. Yeah, that wasn't cool.

Speaker 8 Lions plus three against the Giants.

Speaker 34 Ooh. Okay.

Speaker 27 Okay, so are we believing the Lions have not won three games in a row since 2017?

Speaker 41 They're going for it this week.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I think that Vegas got the spread exactly right.

Speaker 102 Yeah, it feels like they'll play close.

Speaker 68 Yeah, they'll play close.

Speaker 2 This is what the Lions have done. They've lost so many games by exactly three points this season.
Yep. I think this will probably be another one of them.

Speaker 2 If you're looking at this game strictly from a coaching matchup, from a talent standpoint, I think that the teams are relatively similar in straight-up talent, but from a coaching standpoint, who do you trust?

Speaker 2 I'm imagining I'm doing an exercise in visualization. Who do you trust six minutes left in the fourth quarter to close this game out for your team? Dayball or Dan Campbell?

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 everything in my brain is screaming, Dayball, three points. Dayball, three points.

Speaker 8 Wheels are coming off the Giants. They have to.

Speaker 8 Also, both of my picks are very beneficial to the Eagles.

Speaker 111 Oh, I like it.

Speaker 72 I like it.

Speaker 49 Without picking the Eagles, you fraud.

Speaker 35 You like that, Hank?

Speaker 35 He just perked up. Scared.

Speaker 93 All right.

Speaker 32 PFT.

Speaker 2 My underdog is Steelers.

Speaker 59 Same.

Speaker 2 Steelers, plus four, right, Jake?

Speaker 29 Plus four.

Speaker 19 Mike Tommy. Plus, four against the Bengals.

Speaker 2 Plus four against the Bengals.

Speaker 2 TJ Watt had a monster game until he got hurt the first time against Joe Burrow in that tie, that statement tie that they had.

Speaker 41 And you know who also had a monster game, Jamar Chase, who's not playing in this game.

Speaker 65 Yep, Jamar Chase did.

Speaker 2 This might be his last week out, and then he's going to try to come back. But based on the nature of like a hip injury, I don't think that those really heal themselves over the course of a few weeks.

Speaker 2 Yeah. If you just don't.
Anytime a player is like, good news, I can do the non-surgery option. If it's on a major joint like your hip, chances are it's just going to fuck you over again in the future.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 regardless, he probably won't be playing this weekend. I love the Steelers.
I just think that

Speaker 2 I'm basically betting on TJ Watt to just harass Joe Burrow all afternoon.

Speaker 1 Okay, so I have that as part of my analysis, but I also, at this point of the NFL season, like, I don't know what the fuck's happening.

Speaker 49 It feels like every game comes exactly to the spread.

Speaker 55 So I like, similar to the Vikings being, the Cowboys being a one and a half point favorite against an 8-1 team at home, makes no sense.

Speaker 70 Mike Tomlin as an underdog, just bet it.

Speaker 1 At home, he is 16, 3-3 against the spread, and versus AFC North teams as an underdog at home, he's 5-0-2.

Speaker 7 Just Mike Tomlin as an underdog. That's all you got to say.

Speaker 2 That's what I was thinking, especially at home.

Speaker 34 I'm also

Speaker 2 experimenting with something this weekend, which is just, you know, the trend that pops up once every couple years where it's, oh, what if NFL quarterbacks were women? Here's what they look like.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Joe Burrow's way hotter than Kenny Pickett. So yeah, I'm going to base this one strictly on like...

Speaker 2 What? No, I'm going against my bonk. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm rejecting my own hornies.

Speaker 55 He's going the less horny route.

Speaker 2 I'm rejecting my horniness entirely.

Speaker 55 We also have our weird system of going against the team that most recently played the Panthers.

Speaker 41 We have two this weekend.

Speaker 7 It's the Falcons.

Speaker 55 Their last game was against the Panthers, and the Bengals' last game was against the Panthers because they had a bye week.

Speaker 29 And it has worked through the bye week, too.

Speaker 6 So if you want to go with the dumbest trend possible, there it is.

Speaker 2 Billy, can I give you an assignment real quick? Can you do the NFL players as women trend, except do it with coaches?

Speaker 74 Okay. Oh, someone did do that.

Speaker 30 Oh, because

Speaker 30 I haven't seen it yet.

Speaker 57 That's how it always works, is they do it with players, they do it with coaches, and then they'll do it with offensive line and be like, this isn't fun anymore.

Speaker 97 None of the coaches would be hot.

Speaker 29 There was a couple that were hot.

Speaker 42 Matt LaFleur was very hot.

Speaker 58 Yeah, no, I saw it all. It was Matt LaFleur.

Speaker 2 I mean, it was very hot. McCarthy would be a damn girl.

Speaker 103 Megan Trainer.

Speaker 24 Mike Tomlin was not that hot.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to think.

Speaker 47 Cliff Kingsbury was pretty hot.

Speaker 2 Salah might be hot. Yeah.
Maybe.

Speaker 103 There were some decent ones.

Speaker 2 Did Rivera have the transition lenses?

Speaker 70 I can't remember.

Speaker 48 I don't know if they went all the way deep, but they got...

Speaker 27 They usually do the hottest ones and the ugliest ones.

Speaker 47 Can we do...

Speaker 2 They probably didn't do Matt Rule because he got fired.

Speaker 66 I'll look at it real quick.

Speaker 2 Billy, can you just do Matt Rule? If Matt Rule were a female.

Speaker 13 As women. All right.

Speaker 46 Okay, Billy, your favorite underdog?

Speaker 97 Going with the Jets, three and a half.

Speaker 69 I just...

Speaker 97 I think they're going to figure it out. And even if they don't win, I think they're going to be close and cover.
66% covering percentage this season.

Speaker 48 It's also just if you want to, like I said, like at this point of the season, just bet trends and shit.

Speaker 93 Total that low,

Speaker 55 it's basically implying it's going to be a very low-scoring game.

Speaker 4 Three and a half points is a lot.

Speaker 97 In our run games put back together, I feel. Yeah.
They've actually gotten in, and we won't lean too much on Zach Wilson and just hopefully be a close one.

Speaker 93 Okay.

Speaker 35 Jake.

Speaker 11 I'm going with the Panthers plus 13 against Baltimore.

Speaker 112 It's It's kind of ugly, but A, too many points.

Speaker 15 B.

Speaker 2 Those guys get play football, too.

Speaker 11 Baker Mayfield is starting, and he's familiar with the Ravens because he used to play them.

Speaker 94 Baker Mayfield's starting.

Speaker 35 We got the

Speaker 99 2016 draft, the first pick versus the 32nd pick in the first round.

Speaker 71 16 draft?

Speaker 34 18 draft? 18.

Speaker 91 18 draft.

Speaker 1 I get my years all fucked up.

Speaker 47 18 drafts. So, yeah,

Speaker 41 we can just walk away with that narrative. Like, yeah, probably should have taken Lamar.

Speaker 2 Lamar, what is he going to do his contract uh probably not till the offseason he's not gonna he's not gonna discuss they're gonna ravens themselves what are the ravens doing they're not they're not able to discuss with him because he's his own agent so he told them at the start of the season we're not going to talk about it until after the season's over it's if i were the ravens just be like dude here what did the sean watson get guaranteed okay here's more yeah one dollar more yeah done done It's going to pay for itself.

Speaker 2 Honestly, I know that a lot of times NFL head coaches are afraid of the precedent that the contract sets because then their other rich friends are going to get mad at them be like, hey, why did you pay these guys so much?

Speaker 2 Right. Now I have to pay them more.

Speaker 2 But in this case, I think it's a virtual guarantee that if you pay Lamar Jackson $1 more than the Browns paid to Sean Watson, he will provide you with ticket sales, jersey sales, marketing opportunities,

Speaker 2 wins, home playoff games.

Speaker 2 You will make your money back.

Speaker 3 And everyone will be like, yeah, that makes sense because we like Lamar a lot more.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he's so likable. Yeah, right.
Tell you what. Here's what you have to do.
Just have Lamar Jackson meet a different child fan of his every week.

Speaker 2 Put the video up on the Ravens' Twitter page and on their Instagram.

Speaker 2 The impressions from that alone will bring so much value to your social media accounts that you can sell ads on them like a motherfucker.

Speaker 2 Yeah, because that one video of him meeting that kid last week, I don't think I've ever seen a video that has like more than 100 million views. It must have had like 100 million views on it.

Speaker 1 Lamar Jackson is for the kids.

Speaker 2 He is for the kids. So just that will pay for itself.
And

Speaker 2 I'm looking at the NFL coaches

Speaker 2 as women. They only did 12 of them that I'm seeing right now.
Matt LaFour's pretty hot. Matt LaFleur is hot.
Dan Campbell, busted. Pete Carroll looks like Ellen DeGeneres.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I think, wait, no, it actually is Ellen Disres.

Speaker 2 It's Ellen DeGeneres. Oh, it is.

Speaker 75 Let me go.

Speaker 2 But I immediately identified. I was like, that's supposed to be Pete Carroll.

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Speaker 56 Hank, your favorite over?

Speaker 2 My favorite over over is the Steelers Bengals over 41.

Speaker 61 I said to myself, Joe Burrow is going to get sacked a lot by TJ Watt.

Speaker 18 This is what you said to yourself?

Speaker 61 The Bengals are going to shut down Kenny Pickett. It's going to be an under.

Speaker 34 So you're taking the over? I'm taking the over.

Speaker 2 You say that to yourself right now?

Speaker 61 That's what I said to myself when I was processing the board.

Speaker 62 I says, I says.

Speaker 2 Wait, did you say that to yourself or was Joe Rogan interviewing you?

Speaker 2 That's what you should do to try to switch up your picks. Pretend that you're being interviewed by Joe Rogan and answer his question.

Speaker 61 No, that was, yeah, that was Spider-Man meming myself.

Speaker 81 Okay.

Speaker 97 Where's the game being played again?

Speaker 54 That game is being played in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 In Pittsburgh. It's in Pittsburgh.
Yeah. Pitchings.
Does that make a difference to you?

Speaker 97 How's the weather system, the thunder snow, impacting?

Speaker 17 I don't think it is.

Speaker 61 Buffalo is, remember, Buffalo is 100 miles away and it's snowing, then it's probably going to snow.

Speaker 93 But also, also, remember, Buffalo is in

Speaker 48 vacuum where it just only snows that severely in Buffalo.

Speaker 19 Yeah, it's the lake of Buffalo.

Speaker 43 It's even one side of Buffalo gets that much snow and the other doesn't.

Speaker 88 It's crazy.

Speaker 78 Okay.

Speaker 2 Nice over. Those were some hard pictures that we put up last year, though, on our trip to Buffalo.
Yeah. Memes just reposted those where we're smoking stigs in the parking lot.

Speaker 3 I also just realized, MJF, coming up, great interview.

Speaker 60 He trashes the people of Buffalo.

Speaker 18 And we'd set him straight. Yep.

Speaker 72 Remember that?

Speaker 88 Yep, that's true.

Speaker 48 We set him straight.

Speaker 76 We got you back.

Speaker 20 Max, your favorite over?

Speaker 8 I'm just taking the Bears every week.

Speaker 34 Okay.

Speaker 8 Bears, Falcons, over 49.5.

Speaker 55 I'm a little nervous that this is basically going to be Army-Navy, and this game is going to go two hours because they're both just going to run the ball the whole time.

Speaker 113 But

Speaker 47 I also don't think either team could stop the run.

Speaker 2 I was going to say the Bears run defense is so bad.

Speaker 32 And so is the Falcons.

Speaker 2 We could get a very rare run-based points fest.

Speaker 27 Yeah, it's one of those games that you just...

Speaker 27 You'll know right away because if you have any type of

Speaker 22 go for it on fourth down in the red zone and don't get it, it's done.

Speaker 8 I've just taken the Bears. I think like the past Bears over is the past three weeks.
Yeah, and it's one of those things where I'm just going to keep taking it until it's fun, until it doesn't hit.

Speaker 2 It's very fun. Can we say officially that the Bears won the Robert Quinn trade?

Speaker 69 Yes. Fleeced.
Official.

Speaker 2 You got Fleeced, Max.

Speaker 83 Sure.

Speaker 2 How many plays is it? He's played like 20 plays for you guys.

Speaker 89 Whatever. I don't care.

Speaker 34 Oh, you don't trick it. You don't take it.

Speaker 89 I don't care. You don't care.

Speaker 2 Is anybody going to talk about that? That Eagles-Colts game?

Speaker 67 Yeah, I was going to take that over.

Speaker 2 Okay, all right, so we can get to that. I'm just going to take Commie's Texans over.

Speaker 3 Okay, so the Eagles, Colts, yeah, I am going to take that over 45 I'm doing it because the Eagles cannot stop the run right now without Jordan Davis I also am doing it because I do think the Eagles offense is going to have a bounce back Shaquille Leonard out for the rest of the season with the back surgery he's unfortunately had two back surgeries I think in like the last year that's never good I don't want him to become a guy where we you know five years from now and say like you kids don't understand how good Darius slash Shaq Leonard was for like two years yeah and it sucks because it's just back surgeries.

Speaker 69 There's no, there's no like, oh, that's just a little back surgery.

Speaker 24 No. That doesn't, that's not what exists.

Speaker 2 Especially for a linebacker.

Speaker 30 Yeah.

Speaker 58 So I do think the Eagles' offense bounces back.

Speaker 55 And I don't think they'll be able to stop Jonathan Taylor.

Speaker 78 So I'm taking over 45.

Speaker 41 It will be interesting to see how the Colts come back in general with the Jeff Saturday because it did

Speaker 6 feel like

Speaker 110 there was a little bit of a victory lap being like, That was the right hire.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 20 It's like, well, there are more games. It was the Raiders.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 68 So there are are more games.

Speaker 2 I did notice, though, that they were practicing outdoors in the snow this week. Oh.
Which is

Speaker 2 hard shit. I like it.
That's interim coach shit. That's the type of thing that we love on the show.
That's Elon hardcore. It is hardcore.
I think the Colts might be hardcore employees. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I heard Jeff Saturday sent out an email to everybody being like, if you don't reply to this email, you're fired. We'll give you two weeks' severance, but you're not going to work here anymore.

Speaker 2 Those of us who leave will be depressed. Those of you who stay will become champions.
Yes.

Speaker 2 And so I kind of like the Colts in this game just because, like, I don't know, Jim Ursa might fuck around and just open the roof in the weather because they practice in the weather all week.

Speaker 2 Oh, I'd like that. This might be another roof game for me where

Speaker 2 I'll wait on my bet.

Speaker 48 Jeff Saturday is the one guy in the world who could convince Jim Ursa to open the roof in a snowstorm.

Speaker 2 For sure. Yeah.
Yeah. I think, and if it's snowing, I think he probably should do that.
Yeah. But, Max, I want to talk to you about these Eagles, your Eagles, because, I mean, they're a great team.

Speaker 2 Hank just gave a cum si, cum saw with it.

Speaker 64 Owen won their last one. Owen won.

Speaker 66 Stake Eagles or Vikings?

Speaker 81 Vikings. Oh, they played week two.

Speaker 66 Yeah.

Speaker 25 It's a shame. It's a shame.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 But anyways, Max.

Speaker 61 The Bills beat the Patriots 31-0 in fucking 2004, and then

Speaker 61 they beat them 31-0 at the end of the year.

Speaker 34 Okay. Okay.
That's point counterpoint.

Speaker 54 Week two doesn't mean facts or facts.

Speaker 9 I don't understand yours.

Speaker 80 Whatever, whatever.

Speaker 34 I don't give a fuck about the Patriots.

Speaker 103 They are nothing.

Speaker 90 I don't give a fuck about the Eagles.

Speaker 66 You care so much.

Speaker 2 Put your game on yourself, Max.

Speaker 35 You care so much about the Eagles.

Speaker 8 It makes no sense to me.

Speaker 60 Maximum is never going to remember to put the camera on himself in Steven about Philadelphia.

Speaker 61 I just said their own one, their last one. Fact or fiction.

Speaker 15 That is fact.

Speaker 2 That is fact. So, Max, my concern is...

Speaker 35 Factor fact.

Speaker 2 My concern for you is that you guys seem to be doing a lot of moves that feel like panic moves for a team that's great. Like, and Domakon Sue feels a little bit like a panic move.

Speaker 2 It feels like you're trying to do the dream team thing. Did Taylor Heineke break the Eagles?

Speaker 34 Taylor,

Speaker 8 That's just how we're looking for depth. None of those guys are going to be looked to come in and save this team, but Fletcher Cox is not the same player that he was.

Speaker 8 And

Speaker 8 I think keeping him fresh is good.

Speaker 45 You guys are so all in right now. Keep them fresh.

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 52 Keep those players fresh.

Speaker 114 Super bowl.

Speaker 8 But the thing is not really because we still have a top five pick in next year's draft.

Speaker 38 Okay.

Speaker 2 So it's like... You're still all in.

Speaker 8 Yeah, we're going and getting guys, but it's not like we're leveraging the future. Like, we still have guys coming in.
We have two first-round picks next year, one of them being top five.

Speaker 2 That's a fair counterpoint. Yeah.
I'm just seeing the moves that Howie's making, like, getting fleeced by the Bears for Robert Quinn. Fleeced.
And now he's going to be dust. And now

Speaker 2 he stinks. Now, Indomic and Tzu.

Speaker 2 And Domican Tzu just fleeced Howie coming off the street because Andami Kensu probably would have played for like 50 grand because he lost all his money in crypto.

Speaker 8 Well, Darius Slay had a quote that said he's boys with Nadami Kensu. He still got it.
He's got a lot of money, and he was just chilling, and now he's trying to play again. Oh, nice.

Speaker 66 Oh, so that's.

Speaker 34 Yeah, I mean, he was just chilling, but now we're good.

Speaker 27 Isn't that how we got into this crypto scam thing?

Speaker 1 Like, all the people were like, I didn't think, I thought FTX was a scam until I saw Tom Brady do a commercial.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 72 Like, and it can't be.

Speaker 15 Also, for the record, I don't know how that's relevant at all.

Speaker 67 Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 27 you just said, like, all right, this, this guy, we don't know if he's good still, but one of his friends said he was.

Speaker 2 And for the record, but

Speaker 2 I don't feel bad for the people that ever tweeted out, have fun being poor.

Speaker 2 Those crypto people.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 34 I'm glad if they lost.

Speaker 89 Those people.

Speaker 93 Fuck them.

Speaker 93 Okay.

Speaker 20 I think we just did both of our overs. Billy, you're over.

Speaker 97 Ram Saints, 39. It was just because it was 39.
Okay. And this might be a game on their calendar at this point of the season where they're like, we could win this game.

Speaker 97 So they put in a bunch of crazy install to score points, but could be totally wrong.

Speaker 2 Fuck Dennis Allen.

Speaker 70 Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him.

Speaker 3 I am so sick of Andy Dalton.

Speaker 19 Nice guy.

Speaker 2 Yeah. He's starting because Dennis Allen hates America.

Speaker 44 Yeah, it's brutal.

Speaker 66 It's brutal.

Speaker 2 It'd be very funny if a blown call ends this one. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 34 Yeah, it would.

Speaker 93 Especially a blown call of a game that no one cares about.

Speaker 74 Yeah.

Speaker 72 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And then, but it'll still be put on the list for Saints fans.

Speaker 34 It would be great if it was a blown call for a tie.

Speaker 2 That would be fantastic. It's hard to get upset about that.

Speaker 30 Yeah.

Speaker 34 Okay, Jake.

Speaker 11 So PFC of Washington Houston, 40 and a half. Yes.

Speaker 2 That's your number. Low number.

Speaker 11 I'm with you, Big Cat Colts, Eagles, 45.

Speaker 85 Let's ride.

Speaker 11 I think Matt Ryan still has some juice left in him, and the Eagles get right.

Speaker 90 Okay.

Speaker 91 Hank.

Speaker 61 This is Buffalo just being soft. Unbelievably upsetting move that they were too scared of a little bit of snow to play this game.
So this is just a personal

Speaker 61 under.

Speaker 52 Just trying. They don't deserve the points.

Speaker 2 You're just trying for it.

Speaker 45 49 and a half.

Speaker 85 What is you?

Speaker 35 You've now gotten Minneapolis on your side, but you've got to go.

Speaker 9 I want a six-foot snow game. That's a bad trade.

Speaker 100 I wanted a six-foot snow game.

Speaker 2 You brought up 2004 stats. You obviously have been thinking about Buffalo all day.

Speaker 61 No, that's just like, that's the best example of the beginning of the season not mattering and getting it together for the end of the postseason run. That actually had nothing to do with the Bills.

Speaker 61 But I'm sorry that I wanted a six-foot snow game.

Speaker 34 All right, that's fair.

Speaker 61 That's fair. Josh Allen on a Sunday.
That's fair. That sounded awesome.
I was so ready to bet the over.

Speaker 34 The weather isn't real.

Speaker 61 I was going to make a huge bet. I was going to turn my season around.
And now

Speaker 61 we got in Detroit. And we got robbed.

Speaker 74 Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 We did get robbed. I wanted to see what Six Feet of Snow looked like.
I wanted to see the Bills re-sign Shady McCoy last minute just to play in the snow game. I wanted to see

Speaker 2 the fucking I love fucking cocaine memes that I was going to put out with the Grizzly Bears during this game.

Speaker 2 It's sad that we're not going to get to get it.

Speaker 38 That's how I feel. Okay.

Speaker 56 All right.

Speaker 56 Your favorite under

Speaker 35 Max.

Speaker 8 I will be taking the Patriots Jets under.

Speaker 52 That makes sense.

Speaker 75 I don't know the number, number, but I'm taking that under. 30.

Speaker 8 Two great defenses. Patriots have a great defense.
I respect the Patriots.

Speaker 8 And so do the Jets. So it'll be a dogfight.
Great game.

Speaker 75 I could see the Patriots losing this game.

Speaker 61 I do love a hungry dog. If this was a vacuum, I could see it happening.

Speaker 61 Which probably means they're going to win by 20. Yeah.

Speaker 46 All right.

Speaker 55 Your favorite under PFT?

Speaker 2 Chiefs Chargers.

Speaker 20 Chiefs Chargers.

Speaker 2 Chiefs Chargers Sunday night. Chiefs Chargers.

Speaker 65 Smart will.

Speaker 38 Smart.

Speaker 30 52.

Speaker 2 I don't know why they put the Chargers back in primetime. It's a definition of weird flex, but okay.
They moved it back. It's the Chargers' second week in a row.

Speaker 2 I don't think that they have all their shit together on offense injury-wise.

Speaker 49 They are getting - I think they're getting both Keenan Allen and Mike Williams. Both of them?

Speaker 30 They're getting Mike Williams back, too?

Speaker 18 Both have kind of alluded to it.

Speaker 34 So let's just say, let's call it one.

Speaker 75 One of the two issues.

Speaker 2 Well, I said what I said already.

Speaker 2 The Chiefs, I'm not totally believing their offense right now because Miko Hardman's out.

Speaker 116 Yep.

Speaker 2 But they're probably going to do some weird shit with Kadarius Toney and make me be like, oh, I'm a dumbass for not betting on points to Patrick Mahomes. But I just, yeah, I just, I think that,

Speaker 2 I don't know, it's easy. It's like an emotional hedge where if we don't get a lot of points on Sunday night, at least I'm happy because I won my bet.

Speaker 117 It's smart

Speaker 1 because it feels like every Sunday night goes under.

Speaker 62 I just am booing you because I want it to go over.

Speaker 30 Yeah, no, that's fair. Yeah.

Speaker 75 And I also.

Speaker 2 But you're smart. I also think that Andy Reid probably hates playing in primetime just from a meal standpoint.
Yeah. When it comes to like maybe figuring out maybe double dinner?

Speaker 2 Well, you could do the way I see it is if you're playing at like 7:15 local time, you're either coaching that game extremely full or extremely hungry if you read.

Speaker 115 And there's no real middle ground.

Speaker 74 I'd imagine he goes double.

Speaker 48 I would imagine a Sunday night football game, it's breakfast, maybe an early lunch, dinner around 5, double dinner around 11 p.m.

Speaker 2 No, he probably does linner. Yeah.
So like instead of he probably has a brunch today, I'm hungry. Breakfast, brunch, lunch, liner,

Speaker 84 supper, dinner, fourth meal.

Speaker 11 Fun fact, this is the ninth time a team has played back-to-back something at football games. So they've

Speaker 11 went 2-0 four times. They've split three times.

Speaker 11 And the Rams in 2018 went 0-2.

Speaker 43 I like it. That is a fun fact.

Speaker 41 All right, my under, I'm taking Rams, Saints under 39.

Speaker 96 That game just stinks.

Speaker 54 That game just stinks.

Speaker 37 No Cooper Cup.

Speaker 72 High heavens.

Speaker 1 Andy Dalton is still the quarterback.

Speaker 70 Fuck that game. Not going to be on the TVs.

Speaker 34 Billy.

Speaker 27 Falcons, bears 49 and a half the running game army navy i think it's be quick yeah i i do think it's gonna be one of those games where we look up and uh i don't know bills bills browns maybe

Speaker 1 uh maybe not bills browns yeah maybe bills browns maybe eagles colts is in like starting the fourth quarter and and bears falcons has been over for 10 minutes yeah um

Speaker 11 okay i'm with you as well big cotton okay rams saints under 39 all right so the only game we didn't touch I believe, is Raiders-Broncos, which credit to us.

Speaker 35 Monday Night Football.

Speaker 1 Monday Night Football, yeah.

Speaker 58 But Raiders-Broncos, credit to us for not touching that.

Speaker 1 That game stinks. Did you see the report that one of Russell Wilson's old teammates thinks that he's accidentally calling Audibles from Seattle?

Speaker 41 Yeah.

Speaker 6 And guys are confused and being like, he's using code words.

Speaker 1 at the line of scrimmage that the rest of his team doesn't understand.

Speaker 2 Well, Josh McDaniels probably has video of that from his time on the Patreon. So that's probably a benefit for the

Speaker 2 Broncos. Or the Broncos, either way.

Speaker 2 This is also an interesting game because it feels like whichever coach loses this game should be fired. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But a report came out earlier this week that the Raiders are not firing Josh McDaniels because they can't afford

Speaker 2 to fire him.

Speaker 33 As first reported by part of my take, actually.

Speaker 68 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So we were on the broke boy chain when we were talking about how he doesn't have enough money to get the team in the first place.

Speaker 2 He doesn't even have enough money to fire somebody because he's so broke. And we should do a GoFundMe for Mark Mark Davis.

Speaker 2 Do a GoFundMe. And just buy him one P.F.

Speaker 54 Chang's gift card.

Speaker 2 To be able to, yeah, we'll buy you, I swear to God, dude, I will get him a $500 gift card. I'll match.
And so that's $1,000 gift card to Mark Davis if he fires Josh McDaniels. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Just to offset that loss a little bit.

Speaker 11 Nathaniel Hackett also said, quote, someone's got to win this football game.

Speaker 77 That's what's.

Speaker 72 No, no, no.

Speaker 35 He could tie a tie. That could be a tie.
Almost.

Speaker 9 I think I'm going to bet on a tie.

Speaker 65 I think I'm going to bet on a tie. Bet on a tie.

Speaker 58 You have to bet on a tie. You know what?

Speaker 94 It's been so wrong all year. You have to bet bet on a tie.

Speaker 2 There's going to be a tie this week. Yeah.

Speaker 67 And that's going to be the game.

Speaker 111 That's probably it.

Speaker 27 That's so perfect that Nathaniel Hackett would come out and say that.

Speaker 69 Yeah, 13, 13.

Speaker 27 Dude, do you know how your team has played this year?

Speaker 102 Plus 1,500.

Speaker 72 All right. Money in the bank.

Speaker 34 Putting it in.

Speaker 19 Putting it in. Tie.

Speaker 2 Hank, you won't put that in the Hungry Dog.

Speaker 69 Give it a little boost.

Speaker 2 Dude, that's a fucking lot.

Speaker 75 Do it.

Speaker 118 The Broncos Raiders tie this.

Speaker 22 It's a result and the fourth quarter.

Speaker 72 Yeah, I know.

Speaker 30 I was going to say that sounds pretty low.

Speaker 2 I would imagine it's more along the lines of like 2,500.

Speaker 34 Love it.

Speaker 34 Tie. Tie.

Speaker 58 Tie, baby. Tie.

Speaker 76 Let's do some Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 47 We've got to get back on the winning side, guys. We've had a little bit of bad luck.

Speaker 27 I'm going to say right now.

Speaker 72 Josh Allen.

Speaker 74 We have to ban Austin Eckler because he just doesn't get enough touches.

Speaker 16 He doesn't get enough touches.

Speaker 2 He gets touches, but he just doesn't get enough carries.

Speaker 70 Touches in the backfield.

Speaker 2 And you know, he doesn't get enough carries.

Speaker 45 He gets passes in the backfield.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, that was frustrating watching because we had everything in the barn easy, and then Austin Eckler, that hurt.

Speaker 63 So, Hank, do you have a pick? I have a pick that's guaranteed.

Speaker 47 I have two picks that are guaranteed to win.

Speaker 61 Saquon.

Speaker 2 Okay. We're going back to the barn with Saquon.

Speaker 68 That wasn't one of them.

Speaker 61 I don't, you know, listen, it's a team game. I'm the coldest gambler on the show, facts.

Speaker 61 I have three picks. And it doesn't matter.
Ultimately, it's about everyone winning, but I think if we had to pick who's had the most in the barn, I think I might be one.

Speaker 2 Because you just picked Saquon. But it's a team game.

Speaker 91 It is a team game.

Speaker 34 I have three

Speaker 74 that are going to win if anyone needs one.

Speaker 2 Okay, well, I've got two. One of the guys, I've been...
No, I'm going Christian McCaffrey.

Speaker 35 Okay.

Speaker 1 Which one would you guys like me to pick?

Speaker 45 You loved getting the catching running backs, PFT.

Speaker 52 It's scary.

Speaker 2 What do you mean I usually go with Chubb?

Speaker 16 Okay, who would you guys rather me pick?

Speaker 2 Fact of fiction, Hank. Fact.
I go with Chubb almost every time.

Speaker 61 Jonathan Taylor's non-Chubs.

Speaker 67 He's definitely going to hit it.

Speaker 76 Fact.

Speaker 16 This is an odds question.

Speaker 65 Jonathan Taylor's definitely going to hit it.

Speaker 70 Dalvin Cook is definitely going to hit it. Justin Fields is definitely going to hit it.

Speaker 41 Who Who would you like me to pick?

Speaker 61 Fields? Personally, I'm Dalvin.

Speaker 52 I just. Okay.
Fuck you.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you're a Viking.

Speaker 31 Big Vikings guy.

Speaker 58 All right, then I'll pick Dalvin.

Speaker 2 All right, you know what? Now Hank's got me scared about Christian McCaffrey.

Speaker 66 All right, so go with Justin Taylor is definitely going to hit it.

Speaker 2 I might go back to Chubb.

Speaker 34 Okay.

Speaker 2 But the Bills are going to take a lead.

Speaker 63 Justin Fields?

Speaker 2 Justino.

Speaker 27 Okay.

Speaker 1 Justin Fields and Dalvin Cook are in it. That's a combo pick for me and PFD.
So either of them don't get 50, you can blame both of us.

Speaker 2 And I'm sure Hank will.

Speaker 89 Yep. No.

Speaker 41 Unless it's Alvin Cook, then what is he going to do? Right.

Speaker 45 That's his guy.

Speaker 2 Now I almost want the bet to lose, but have it lose because of Hank.

Speaker 45 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 72 Billy and Jake.

Speaker 38 Lamar.

Speaker 80 Lamar.

Speaker 11 Lamar's gotten 50-plus in all but two games this year.

Speaker 103 Ooh.

Speaker 62 Ooh, spicy. We got two quarterbacks in there.

Speaker 104 I like it.

Speaker 78 Okay.

Speaker 1 We're ready to do some fantasy footboys, and then we got MJF.

Speaker 20 Great interview.

Speaker 59 Just so everyone knows, before we actually kick it to that interview, he is a wrestler, so don't get upset if he makes you mad.

Speaker 88 That's actually what he's trying to do, and he's very good at it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like when he calls you all poor, that's kind of his thing.

Speaker 31 He might be, right?

Speaker 2 But yeah, yeah, but it's also, yeah, it's his, he's just that wealthy.

Speaker 47 Yeah, he is that rich.

Speaker 58 Okay.

Speaker 5 Fantasy Footboys.

Speaker 2 Hey, can someone explain the concept real quick?

Speaker 45 Because I might be confused.

Speaker 13 It's Teams in the World Cup.

Speaker 2 Hi, a couple Italian boys.

Speaker 13 Hey,

Speaker 13 I'm Frankie Bologna. That's my name.
I'll start.

Speaker 13 I'll show you the way.

Speaker 13 I'm going to show you the way. No, my style.

Speaker 13 Hey, hey. Hey, I'm parking the car over here.
Oh, my style.

Speaker 108 Hey, look, it's the thing. It's a World Cup preview, isn't it?

Speaker 106 Yeah.

Speaker 108 You talk about the teams in World Cup that you think are we'll go with footy tournament.

Speaker 39 Ready, steady, go.

Speaker 13 My staff is Senegal.

Speaker 13 Oh,

Speaker 13 nice. Sengalaze.

Speaker 108 other side, I had a lovely woman live in my house for a year. She was a Senegalese teacher.

Speaker 108 Shout out to Senegal.

Speaker 13 All right. Right there.

Speaker 106 You give the bird the old poke.

Speaker 62 My sitem is Switzerland.

Speaker 106 Fight a war, you fucking pussies.

Speaker 13 Oh, nice.

Speaker 13 Good hot chocolate, though.

Speaker 108 Neutral. And my sleeper is Brazil.

Speaker 13 Brazil? Great sleeper.

Speaker 119 Not a lot of people talk about Brazil this time, man.

Speaker 108 That's both a bonk and I think they have a good shot.

Speaker 13 You're like them fat asses, huh? This bubble.

Speaker 13 You're one of them fat asses.

Speaker 45 Right, you're the man that likes backyard, eh?

Speaker 13 Yeah. You're lost in the garden.

Speaker 108 You're bottom feeder.

Speaker 44 Somebody say.

Speaker 106 I like the cut of your gym, my friend.

Speaker 13 Hey,

Speaker 108 this is Tom Hardy.

Speaker 13 Oh, hey, Tom Hardy.

Speaker 106 This is Thomas Hardy.

Speaker 13 Thomas Shelby. That's bait.

Speaker 64 My starter.

Speaker 62 I'm starting Argentina.

Speaker 70 And Falkland Islands.

Speaker 98 That's my starter.

Speaker 13 Falkland Islands.

Speaker 108 Ward under the bridge at this point is a legacy cut for Messi. It's a legacy.
It's an indictment on his legacy if he wins, if the bluff loses, goes out on Steve.

Speaker 84 You know who else started in Argentina?

Speaker 13 Well, that's funny.

Speaker 108 That's very funny, Henry, because my sitter is Germany.

Speaker 106 I'm sitting in Germany. You know what you did.

Speaker 69 You know what you did, Germany.

Speaker 13 My sleeper. This is the point where I'm like,

Speaker 13 my sleeper

Speaker 108 is Italy.

Speaker 13 Italy.

Speaker 108 I think Italy, not a lot of people talking about Italy right now, but I think they've got a very strong chance indeed

Speaker 119 for round 16.

Speaker 106 Alright, my uh is Thomas fucking Shelby.

Speaker 13 My stomp is France because I had it beat Argentina. Oh France.
Oh,

Speaker 13 oh, stinky cheese.

Speaker 13 Bomb piss. There you go.

Speaker 13 Boosh.

Speaker 47 My sleeper is Ghana.

Speaker 106 Like, are you gonna finish this?

Speaker 13 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 13 Yeah. And then my sit-im is is is the moon.
Jack thinks there's two of them. Two booze.

Speaker 13 Two booze. Jack thinks there's two moons.
That's the character.

Speaker 45 Big one or a small one?

Speaker 13 Yeah. So watch out for the moon in this world, Cup.

Speaker 108 Alright, alright. How you guys doing?

Speaker 2 This is a true Brexit geezer. True Brexit Geezer.

Speaker 108 The Falklands made me vote for Brexit. But anyway, my stardom is India.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 108 Crown jewel of the empire.

Speaker 13 The British colony. India, yeah.

Speaker 108 Are they in it? The best colony.

Speaker 13 Probably. No, no, no.

Speaker 13 No, they're not in it.

Speaker 108 I don't care. Best colony.

Speaker 98 Okay.

Speaker 108 In my sitem are the pigs. That's Portugal, Ireland, Greece, and Spain.
And that's why we didn't join the EU and get the Euro.

Speaker 13 Account on

Speaker 13 the terrible economies.

Speaker 108 Terrible economies. Right.
My sleeper is the British Empire. The sun will never set on the British Empire.
We're coming back. We're about the moon, though, because we got two of them, right?

Speaker 13 Two of them. Neither the moon or the sun.

Speaker 106 I know what he's saying, though. That was our World Cup preview.

Speaker 13 That might have also been my Firefest.

Speaker 97 I know nothing about soccer.

Speaker 98 Football.

Speaker 1 We are going to do a world cup preview on monday because we don't like to do our previews until after we can see the

Speaker 6 or sorry wednesday we like to see the the stadium

Speaker 2 see the field there's one we got to see it there's one that's built out of shipping containers and one that looks like a vagina that's all i know okay so the uh did you also see that uh you team us

Speaker 52 uh did a little footy practice with uh some of the workers so that was nice so basically no no no harm no foul yeah is that all good yeah they played a little soccer yeah uh with the ones that are still left yes right.

Speaker 47 So this is it.

Speaker 96 I mean, it's true.

Speaker 76 It's true. It's

Speaker 81 all been good.

Speaker 2 Just for the record, from this point on, I'm only going to be saying positive things about Qatar until I get back from Qatar.

Speaker 97 I have a take. Go ahead.
I don't think the World Cup's going to finish. I think it's going to get canceled for some reason.

Speaker 2 Oh, Jesus Christ, Billy. Why?

Speaker 45 I don't know. What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 You know, I'm going over there, and you're heavily implying that there's going to be a terrorist attack.

Speaker 75 No, no, not finished.

Speaker 83 Follow it up at 10.

Speaker 89 Not a terrorist attack.

Speaker 110 I think, Billy. I don't think it's going to be finished in Qatar.

Speaker 1 I think, I don't know.

Speaker 40 Where's it going to be finished?

Speaker 50 It's going to be so good that they make it leave?

Speaker 100 I don't know what's going to happen.

Speaker 30 I just, this thing is. No, Billy, you're wrong.

Speaker 2 Qatar is. Qatar's going to be a lot of people.

Speaker 2 The Qatari government has brought this country into the 21st century.

Speaker 2 It's sure to be a showcase of the culture and great people and the spirit of competitive friendship that Qatar is known for to this very day.

Speaker 19 You've always said that.

Speaker 66 You've always said that.

Speaker 116 That's what I say.

Speaker 90 I remember. You've always said that.

Speaker 74 It sounds like the literal Fire Fest.

Speaker 97 I'm getting Fire Fire Fest vibes. You're doing World Cup.

Speaker 34 I'm going there.

Speaker 2 As my Qatar gently weeps. Yeah.

Speaker 70 Yes. He's going there.

Speaker 45 I'm going there. We've got to keep it.

Speaker 2 That is my Fire Fest.

Speaker 2 Qatar looks like it's turning into a Fire Fest right now.

Speaker 36 Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 With the buildings and

Speaker 2 everything going on there right now.

Speaker 7 Yes, it's quite something.

Speaker 11 Let's change the name of the segment.

Speaker 45 Cutter of the Week.

Speaker 72 No, no, no, not yet. Not yet.

Speaker 2 Wait till I get back, please.

Speaker 3 Yes, wait till he gets back.

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Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest, one of the most electric guys in sports entertainment going right now.

Speaker 60 It is the legend MJF Maxwell Jacob Friedman.

Speaker 3 He is better than you.

Speaker 21 What's up, man?

Speaker 121 Are you better than us?

Speaker 69 Hey, and you know it.

Speaker 68 Are you better than you? And big better. Let me tell you something.
Okay.

Speaker 69 First of all, let me get this right out the whip. Yep.
I have done a lot of stuff around here at Barstool. I've done KFC Radio.
Okay. I did wrestling.
And now I'm here on Pardon My Take.

Speaker 69 And I'm letting you know right now. Out of all the setups, this is the best one.
Thank you. I only have one problem.
Yeah. There's this weird, squinty-eyed fuck sitting right over there.

Speaker 56 He's pointing at Billy.

Speaker 69 And there's literally that blue-eyed, blonde-haired, worthless piece of shit. There's no way he didn't like every single one of those Kanye tweets.

Speaker 34 You can't.

Speaker 69 You can. There is no reality where that's not the truth.

Speaker 34 Okay.

Speaker 66 No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 9 Defend yourself.

Speaker 2 I was a Shabbat boy growing up.

Speaker 94 Okay.

Speaker 2 And if you know what that is, I used to say that.

Speaker 69 No, I don't know what that means.

Speaker 100 Do you know what that means?

Speaker 9 Yes, you schmuck.

Speaker 111 Yes, I was a shabby person.

Speaker 100 I speak more Yiddish than anyone in this room.

Speaker 2 Did Billy just say like some of my best friends are Jewish?

Speaker 101 Yeah, no, I said I went shabby.

Speaker 34 Oh, I told you.

Speaker 25 Oh, so it's one of those things.

Speaker 82 It's like, wait, wait.

Speaker 69 I can't be anti-Semitic. I have Jewish friends.
No,

Speaker 34 we hear cops say that all the time when they pull poor people over on the side of the road.

Speaker 2 I took a synagogue every weekend.

Speaker 34 You did?

Speaker 38 So yeah, I can't answer.

Speaker 118 Say three Yiddish words and I'll leave you alone.

Speaker 76 Yachaim.

Speaker 79 Okay.

Speaker 2 That was a Hebrew word.

Speaker 111 Okay, I don't know. That was good.
That kind of

Speaker 111 allow it.

Speaker 34 I heard a shit.

Speaker 30 That means you're a friend of the church.

Speaker 37 Yeah,

Speaker 96 there we go. Spitz all the time.

Speaker 38 All right. Bail,

Speaker 9 confirm back.

Speaker 69 Confirm not a Kanye follower. Okay, like it doesn't help the whole face thing.

Speaker 66 Yeah, no, you're vindicated.

Speaker 6 You're vindicated out.

Speaker 70 So it's great to have you on.

Speaker 47 Like I said,

Speaker 70 you said you've been in a lot of podcasts in this room.

Speaker 68 Yes, sir. Or in this office.

Speaker 6 We've, you know, we've kind of cucked you.

Speaker 45 We're like, nah, we don't want him. He's not a big deal.

Speaker 6 You're a big deal now.

Speaker 82 Yeah, so now you're one of the biggest.

Speaker 44 Yeah,

Speaker 60 you get to come on the big league.

Speaker 69 Yeah, you got to eat crow a little bit. I'm just going to be honest.
As far as professional wrestling landscape goes, I think anybody who is a fan of professional wrestling knows who MJF is.

Speaker 69 Just in case you're deaf, dumb, blind, stupid, or let's just be honest here, probably poor if you don't know who I am.

Speaker 69 I am one of the youngest and fastest rising stars in the history of professional wrestling. I am soon to be the AEW World Champion.

Speaker 69 I am the three-time, three-time, three-time AEW Dynamite Diamond Ring champion.

Speaker 69 And goddamn, pal, I am very close to winning that AEW World Title, the most precious prize in all of professional wrestling.

Speaker 58 Don't pal me, buddy.

Speaker 100 Hey, don't bud me, pal.

Speaker 111 Okay, so it's good to have you on the show.

Speaker 70 You got a big match coming up on Saturday night.

Speaker 70 It's going to be great.

Speaker 47 We are good friends with Tony Khan, so let's start there.

Speaker 6 Absolutely.

Speaker 60 How's Tony Khan as a boss?

Speaker 69 So, Tony Khan, me and him had a little bit of friction.

Speaker 110 Yeah.

Speaker 46 Money.

Speaker 73 Okay. Let's just be frank.
Okay.

Speaker 69 Let's just be frank. And I'm not talking Frank the Tank either, but let's just be frank.

Speaker 69 I was not getting compensated what I should have been compensated at one point. So daddy took his ball and he went home for about three months.

Speaker 6 You just quit.

Speaker 69 I legit, I quit on the air.

Speaker 70 I quit on the air.

Speaker 69 And I said. This is real.

Speaker 30 This isn't a.

Speaker 34 Oh, yeah. Well, I know.

Speaker 2 That's when I first started paying attention to you:

Speaker 2 when you cut that promo. Oh, yeah.
And everybody, it transcended wrestling. Of course.
And people were like, is this real? Is this not real? Die Hard Wrestling fans even were like, is this a work?

Speaker 45 Am I being played? Am I a mark right now?

Speaker 68 That's the power that I bring to the table.

Speaker 2 It transcended reality in a way where

Speaker 2 it was powerful because here's a guy that's in the ring that's in a position where I think a lot of us can identify with. They're calling out their boss.
They're saying, fuck you, pay me.

Speaker 2 But then diehard wrestling fans that have been following the storyline, they're like, wait, I thought that this was all kind of a storyline all along. Turns out maybe he was playing us.

Speaker 2 So which side of that fence did it fall on?

Speaker 69 So I'll be honest, here's my take on professional professional wrestling. People are fake.
Wrestling's real. And the realest person in professional wrestling is MJF.
And that's a fact.

Speaker 69 There was nothing about that situation that was manufactured. I came into L.A.
I was very upset with my boss over money.

Speaker 69 My boss said, you know what? Air out some of your grievances on TV. That was the agreement that we had.
I told him the things that I was going to say.

Speaker 34 And then I said a whole lot more than I told him I was going to say.

Speaker 94 To be completely blunt.

Speaker 2 Was you got the plan, or did you just get caught up in the moment?

Speaker 69 It was my plan. It wasn't Tony Khan's plan.
Tony was like, look, if you want to let some stuff off your chest, it is what it is.

Speaker 69 And I was like, I'll be very tactful and I'll be very respectful. But in my head, I was like, motherfucker.

Speaker 34 You're going score church. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 69 Because I was looking at the landscape and to be blunt.

Speaker 69 The two biggest stars in professional wrestling right now are me and Roman Reigns.

Speaker 69 We are the two people that everybody's talking about, whether you're a professional wrestling fan or whether you're outside of that professional wrestling bubble.

Speaker 69 And my goal since day one when I entered all elite wrestling was I wanted professional wrestling to be a part of the cultural zeitgeist again.

Speaker 69 I wanted people to talk about guys like me, guys like Jon Moxley, guys like Brian Danielson, Ricky Starks, Will Hobbs, the same way people used to talk about Stone Cold, The Rock,

Speaker 45 DX, DX,

Speaker 107 Chris Jericho, who is a part of AEW.

Speaker 69 And that was always my goal from the jump. And I was doing that for my boss, but my boss was not.
paying me the right amount of money and now um

Speaker 15 paying you i'm doing okay he's like so here's the deal.

Speaker 69 I was rich prior. It was more of a pride thing for me.

Speaker 68 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 69 I've always been fucking rich. That's never been the issue.
You're MJF. But it was, of course.
But it was a pride thing for me. And now, yeah, raking in the dough, good seven figs.

Speaker 34 Ooh, seven figs?

Speaker 31 I'm be honest. Yes.

Speaker 15 How much money is you?

Speaker 89 Wow.

Speaker 69 So I can't say the exact number.

Speaker 2 Okay, can I say the number and then you tell me if I'm right.

Speaker 69 I will not confirm or deny. I'll just stare at you blankly, but you could have fun just spitting off random numbers if you want.

Speaker 2 $7 million a year.

Speaker 2 He's nodding. He's saying yes.
$3 million.

Speaker 45 Who knows?

Speaker 69 I have not moved my face.

Speaker 16 So, alright, so you blast Tony Khan live on TV.

Speaker 27 You go farther than he expected.

Speaker 93 When you walk off, is he like, hey, dude, I said you were going to be able to get away from me.

Speaker 69 Oh, he didn't see me in the back. I legitimately...
Left?

Speaker 81 I shoot left.

Speaker 69 I left the arena,

Speaker 69 and there were security guards trying to grab me as I was leaving. Really?

Speaker 6 Yes.

Speaker 70 So when did the first conversation happen after that?

Speaker 6 You went home? Months. Really?

Speaker 69 Months. So the thing was, is there was an autograph signing that I was supposed to go to, and I felt, why am I making the company money when the company should be paying me money? Right.

Speaker 69 So daddy bounced. I did not go to the autograph signing.
And I just stayed in my hotel room. They did a wellness check on me.
They thought I might have died or something. Okay.

Speaker 69 They kicked, they were going to kick my hotel room door in. I was not there.
I was informed about this later on.

Speaker 69 Then it came time for the pay-per-view. People were worried I was going to no-show the pay-per-view.

Speaker 69 I showed up to the pay-per-view as last minute as humanly possible because I wanted to make a point.

Speaker 69 I wrestled the match against Wardlow, who's a scumbag.

Speaker 36 Wardlow got lucky.

Speaker 69 He won the match. I think everybody that watched the match knows Wardlow got lucky.

Speaker 73 It was a very cheap victory.

Speaker 68 Mickey Mouse.

Speaker 69 Mickey Mouse bullshit.

Speaker 73 Absolutely.

Speaker 34 Kangaroo Court. Yeah.

Speaker 69 And after that, I sat down with my boss. My boss was like, how do we make this right? What if I just let you like, I'll let you get like a dig on me.
You know what I mean? And I'm like, okay.

Speaker 50 It was not one dig.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I could imagine just Tony sending you a text afterwards being like, hey, man, that was great.

Speaker 39 Ha ha ha. We're still cool, right?

Speaker 69 There was no text. And from what I was informed, he was very upset in the back.

Speaker 27 So in the three rooms.

Speaker 66 As was everybody in the back room.

Speaker 2 So they tried to get, but you said the security guards tried to. Oh, yeah.
They tried to kick you back.

Speaker 118 If you watch it back,

Speaker 69 you can see the security guards trying to grab me to bring me to the back.

Speaker 2 They tried to take you prisoner.

Speaker 69 I'm not going to say it because I make so much money now and I love my boss and I love my company.

Speaker 68 Right.

Speaker 69 But hypothetically, perhaps that was what was happening.

Speaker 3 So you go home for three months and was there ever a moment where you're like, I might have have made a mistake?

Speaker 96 No, because

Speaker 69 I was watching the show, and I say, I swear on my life, and here's a prime example: if you watched AEW Dynamite this week, you had the same thought.

Speaker 69 AEW Dynamite is a very good professional wrestling show. And if you love professional wrestling, please tune in.
We're on Wednesdays on TBS at 8 p.m.

Speaker 69 for Dynamite, and then on Rampage, we're on Fridays, 10 to 11 on TNT. It's an incredible show,

Speaker 69 but when MJF is missing, you feel it. You feel it.
You feel it. And it's awkward.
And you're like, God, because I'm the most consistent professional wrestler that there has been

Speaker 79 in decades.

Speaker 26 Whoa.

Speaker 73 No, it's true.

Speaker 66 It makes you professional wrestling.

Speaker 69 It sounds like when you talk about Roman Reigns, Roman Reigns is also incredible.

Speaker 2 It sounds like you revere him a little bit. I do.

Speaker 69 I absolutely do.

Speaker 69 I feel that I'm the face of my company, and I think it's more than fair to say that Roman Reigns is the face of his company over in WWE, which is also a tremendous, tremendous wrestling show.

Speaker 69 And on January 1st, 2024, they will most most certainly be making their bid to get mjf over there oh i like that i like that what what uh what would make you jump

Speaker 69 money i'm a i'm a very simple man if they're money if they if they offer one dollar if they offer a penny more this is a business this is this is not you know it's it's not friend business right it's show business and that's all i care about

Speaker 104 that's a really i'm i love money please take

Speaker 69 yeah i love money love it love it love it love it love it i never want to be a disgusting poor like a lot of people that are that watch wrestling Let's be honest.

Speaker 66 Were you rich even before, even when you were poor?

Speaker 9 Yeah. You just seem like you've just been old money.

Speaker 57 I'm so confused by this. Be like, is he doing, is he doing a shtick?

Speaker 15 No, no, no.

Speaker 68 There's no shtick. This is me 24-7.

Speaker 31 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 102 24-7, 365, baby.

Speaker 34 I'm the devil.

Speaker 29 Wait, so, okay.

Speaker 70 And I'm salt to the earth. So,

Speaker 41 well, that's a little contradictory when you say you're salt to the earth.

Speaker 34 Oh, it's well, because you're like all the time.

Speaker 15 The devils watch.

Speaker 69 Let's be honest, though.

Speaker 69 Here's my issue with what you're saying. Okay.
Everybody now, we're all PC. We're having a good time.
Don't say anything that you don't want to.

Speaker 15 Listen, I'm just honest.

Speaker 69 I'm ridiculously honest. And I think that's why people connect with me, big cat.
I think that's why people connect with this podcast so much. Number one sports podcast in the world.

Speaker 96 Seven years.

Speaker 69 Seven years running.

Speaker 69 That doesn't happen when you're just feeding people

Speaker 121 bullshit.

Speaker 69 You got to be honest. You got to be genuine.
And that's all I'm bringing to the table. That's why people fawn over me.
That's why people hang on every single word I say.

Speaker 69 Just like fat boy over there is hanging off that little, you know, he's pointed to Billy, not me.

Speaker 45 Now that Billy's just showing off.

Speaker 84 I love you.

Speaker 69 Fleck. Do you want me to take my shirt off and just embarrass you?

Speaker 86 Oh, wow.

Speaker 2 I think Billy low-key does want you to do that.

Speaker 31 Now I'm a little nervous.

Speaker 68 Billy will probably have some various chemical questions for you later.

Speaker 102 Plus, he's wearing sweatpants.

Speaker 69 I don't want anything to pop up that we don't want to see.

Speaker 45 He wants that.

Speaker 102 He wants it.

Speaker 2 I came up with all these questions on my own because I'm such a big wrestling follower.

Speaker 2 Your wife's hot, I'm told.

Speaker 69 So, not married yet, but this chick is fucking smoking. Is there a way we can pull up a photo or something?

Speaker 68 And I haven't looked at it.

Speaker 110 Do you fucking

Speaker 116 dude?

Speaker 73 Constantly.

Speaker 69 You can't really? We call it the maximum rot in my house.

Speaker 34 Oh, the maximum rotten. That's so sick.

Speaker 96 Wish he was like naked.

Speaker 75 Dude, okay.

Speaker 69 So I'm just going to try to explain the best I can.

Speaker 69 So, like, Abs.

Speaker 17 Your dad is sitting in here, by the way.

Speaker 75 It is what it is.

Speaker 100 I don't get it.

Speaker 67 He's like, he's like, by the way.

Speaker 118 Oh, damn it, we're going to do this part of the interview.

Speaker 69 He's lucky that I'm compensating him to hang out around him.

Speaker 44 He's true. He's just a stooge.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 34 But

Speaker 121 Abs,

Speaker 69 massive tits, the fattest ass you've ever seen, gorgeous, long, flowing red hair. And to make it even more incredible, get this.
Guess where she graduated from?

Speaker 30 I'm going to say

Speaker 69 Florida State.

Speaker 68 The number one business school in the world, Wharton.

Speaker 80 Oh, wow.

Speaker 69 This girl is a freak of nature. And she's also an incredible artist.
Naomi Rosenblum, I think underscore art or Naomi underscore Rosenblum, something like that on Instagram. Figure it out.

Speaker 69 I don't give a shit. But she, if she doesn't make money, it's fine because I'm fucking so, so rich, man.

Speaker 66 Right.

Speaker 47 What if I were to say her art sucks?

Speaker 69 You would be wrong, to be blunt.

Speaker 73 Right.

Speaker 67 But art is subjective.

Speaker 69 Yes and no, right? There are certain things that aren't subjective, right? Like, for example, like, it's not subjective that Billy is disgusting looking. Right.
Like, that's just a fact.

Speaker 69 That is a fact. So, but if you look at something and you know deep down it's beautiful and you just say something to say it that makes you a troll right all right and we don't troll here.

Speaker 84 Yeah, no, we don't troll. We don't troll.

Speaker 50 We don't troll.

Speaker 22 That's for the for the poor.

Speaker 70 I don't even know.

Speaker 7 I haven't seen her art.

Speaker 60 I'm just saying, what if I said that?

Speaker 59 I didn't say it.

Speaker 50 I said, what if?

Speaker 107 Okay, can I?

Speaker 66 Like, what if I said her art sucks and she's dumb?

Speaker 107 Completely transparent.

Speaker 68 I'm not saying it. Completely transparent.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 69 I think the last thing anyone wants to do is get into a verbal joust with me and any confusion.

Speaker 72 Yeah, well, I'm just not.

Speaker 77 We're not verbally jousting because I didn't say that.

Speaker 69 We're just sarcastic.

Speaker 101 We're just saying potentially literally.

Speaker 82 Listen, I think you're hypothetically

Speaker 24 as hard as you think, because I'm telling you, I never said that.

Speaker 68 I said, what if I said that? Big cut.

Speaker 6 Big difference.

Speaker 44 Big gut. Big difference.
All right.

Speaker 2 Listen. Do you just make her paint you all the time?

Speaker 114 Because I'm often.

Speaker 111 There's actually several.

Speaker 15 There's actually several. It's me a lot.

Speaker 2 That's why you think she's a great artist.

Speaker 118 Well, it does. It's me a lot.

Speaker 2 She just paints people.

Speaker 69 But she also paints some beautiful stuff. If you keep scrolling, she actually

Speaker 69 does a lot of movies. So like there's one from Pulp Fiction.

Speaker 44 She does movies.

Speaker 34 Well, we do movies, but she paints movies.

Speaker 6 She paints movies.

Speaker 69 So like there's a Pulp Fiction one.

Speaker 73 It's very meta.

Speaker 66 That's like the artist painting art.

Speaker 34 Yes, baby.

Speaker 69 There's one I believe she just did of Jon Moxley. There's another one that she did of

Speaker 69 just you. It's a lot of me.

Speaker 100 It's a lot of me. But if you, if you got to be fucking,

Speaker 107 if you got to fuck me, if you got to fuck me, you want to fucking meet me.

Speaker 66 You'd do that. Yeah, so you'd paint the channel.
That was my next question. Who's hotter?

Speaker 2 Your fiancée or you? Me.

Speaker 102 But

Speaker 69 she's almost there. You know what I mean?

Speaker 69 That's why you marry someone, right?

Speaker 52 You need to be on your level.

Speaker 68 Or at least close to.

Speaker 2 Another question that I thought of all on my own here. I love it.

Speaker 2 How was singing on the Rosie O'Donnell show when you were five years old?

Speaker 69 It was horrible, and I'd like to explain why.

Speaker 69 That woman to this day owes me an absurd amount of money. Yeah.

Speaker 116 So

Speaker 69 we did a huge number for her that day because I was as cute as a button, okay? Charismatic as ever. Beautiful singing voice, voice of an angel.
10 or 2 all-state in choir in high school.

Speaker 69 And when I was over there, I mean, I was six years old, charisma machine. I had to be around her with all of her fat, floppy folds.

Speaker 94 Smelled Smelled up a storm.

Speaker 69 And I'm just sitting there the entire time while she's talking. Her breath is foul and disgusting.

Speaker 20 This is all your thoughts when you were five.

Speaker 68 100%. Okay, yep.

Speaker 73 Confirmed. Just making sure.

Speaker 69 And,

Speaker 69 you know, I put on the performance of a lifetime, best thing that ever happened on the Rosie O'Donnell show easily.

Speaker 60 Yeah, we're still talking about it.

Speaker 69 And let's be honest. I mean, we are still talking about it today.

Speaker 45 Right. He said that.

Speaker 9 Are you repeating him?

Speaker 81 I am. Yeah, right.

Speaker 2 No, because I said it.

Speaker 114 So I thought that you were just saying it.

Speaker 2 Do you actually believe that? Are you just saying because I said it?

Speaker 69 No, no, no. People still talk about it today.

Speaker 65 People still talk about it.

Speaker 118 People bring it up.

Speaker 69 So, yeah, I just, Rosie, I know you're obviously watching part of my take. It's the number of people.

Speaker 75 Big ADA podcast.

Speaker 2 No, she's banned. We suspended her.
She's suspended.

Speaker 111 Yeah.

Speaker 9 That's another show that she got kicked off of. But

Speaker 15 she's been kicked off a lot of shows.

Speaker 96 She has.

Speaker 66 She has.

Speaker 47 So that was a good experience.

Speaker 69 Except for not getting paid. Except for not getting paid.
Except for not getting paid. But again, and she really smelled.
Like, I wish I was kidding. Yeah.
She smelled, man.

Speaker 24 She's still thinking about it to this day.

Speaker 69 I mean, you know, when something happens to you at a young age, they call it like childhood trauma.

Speaker 69 I think fair to say. That was it.
I don't think it's an unnerving thing to say.

Speaker 29 Donald's breath, childhood trauma.

Speaker 70 All right.

Speaker 117 So what's the hardest part about being a wrestler?

Speaker 20 I actually am curious.

Speaker 115 Like, I grew up a wrestling fan.

Speaker 60 I don't watch as much anymore.

Speaker 48 I'm still, I'm waiting for my kids to get into wrestling, so I'm going to be back.

Speaker 70 Yes. So don't worry.

Speaker 22 Like, when you're in the twilight of your career, like old and decrepit and still out there trying to cash.

Speaker 69 Top guy for decades.

Speaker 3 I'm going to be like, hey, son, look at this guy.

Speaker 55 He once came in to pardon my take because we did him a favor.

Speaker 25 And he's was like, wow, that's cool.

Speaker 69 You're pushing it.

Speaker 9 You're pushing it, big guy.

Speaker 72 I want to see where the line is. No,

Speaker 27 seriously, what is the

Speaker 68 jacket off real quick?

Speaker 50 Yeah, what is the hardest part about wrestling?

Speaker 69 So the hardest part about wrestling.

Speaker 58 He's talking not into the mic. He's taking his shirt off.

Speaker 81 The hardest part about wrestling.

Speaker 69 All right, one second. So the hardest part about wrestling, honestly, is the wear and tear it puts on your body.
I don't think wrestling fans truly understand how dangerous what we do is.

Speaker 69 Everybody thinks they know what's going on, how we do it. They think we're like magicians performing tricks.
Like, oh, they're not really falling.

Speaker 81 Right. Right.

Speaker 69 We are. And I have friends that are in MMA.
I've met people that are in UFC who have messed around in the ring, took one bump, and they went, oh, no.

Speaker 70 Yeah. I would never do this.

Speaker 69 Yeah. And these are the baddest guys on the planet.
What we do is incredibly painful. There's been multiple people who have been paralyzed.
Yeah. Literally.

Speaker 69 And there's been multiple people who have died in the ring.

Speaker 68 Oh, and heart.

Speaker 69 And I think that's why I get really upset. It's never happened to me because my matches are fucking incredible always.

Speaker 69 But I get upset when wrestling fans are like, oh, you fucked up or this is boring. Like, every time we step through the ropes, we're putting our lives on the line.
And it's not a joke.

Speaker 69 Like, whereas in UFC, if a guy gets knocked out, it gets stopped immediately.

Speaker 69 Not necessarily always the case in professional wrestling.

Speaker 7 Have you been knocked out in a match?

Speaker 87 Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 70 And you had to keep get going.

Speaker 69 I kept going because of my pride.

Speaker 69 I could have absolutely informed the referee, but it's very hard to tell for a referee to know when you're messed up.

Speaker 9 Right.

Speaker 104 Right?

Speaker 69 Because you're not just going to tell the guy

Speaker 44 to say it out loud.

Speaker 69 Yeah,

Speaker 70 part of what makes wrestling fun is, you know, you take a hit and you...

Speaker 6 You'll show that it affects you.

Speaker 20 So what's real concussion?

Speaker 30 Where's the line drawn?

Speaker 69 Right. And, you know, I've wrestled match with a fully torn AC joint and labrum in my shoulder.
I've wrestled 20 minutes after literally fully tearing my meniscus and my left knee.

Speaker 44 Shit.

Speaker 69 It's a dangerous sport, like one of the most dangerous sports in the world. And it's just, I find it interesting that people don't talk about that aspect.

Speaker 69 And I think the reason that people don't is because, like I said, people have preconceived notions that don't watch it.

Speaker 115 People are like, oh, this is bullshit.

Speaker 69 I would love to take anybody in a wrestling room with me that genuinely feels that way. And after literally a minute of training with me, they'll go, oh,

Speaker 69 no, this is not fun.

Speaker 70 So a a guy like Logan Paul that seems to have trained in it a little bit.

Speaker 69 So he literally, his knee just exploded. Yeah.
Just exploded, like literally in one match. And by the way, Logan Paul, you did an incredible job.
I thought he did an absolutely

Speaker 69 transcendent, like major, incredible job. But yeah, he found out that this sport is really, really hard on your body, which is why I'm...

Speaker 69 I very much so liken me to an Andre the Giant, not in the sense of height, but in the sense of being a special attraction. I very rarely wrestle.

Speaker 69 I'm more so definitely known for having, you know, the golden tongue. But when I do wrestle, it makes it that much more important because I very rarely do it.
But there's multitudes of reasons why.

Speaker 69 Like, I'm not just going to put my body on the line for no reason just for your entertainment. I don't care about you.

Speaker 69 I care about making as much money as I possibly can make in the quickest period of time and then, you know, fucking off to Hollywood and becoming a major actor.

Speaker 34 And like, that's the whole point.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so you're staring in a movie with Zach Efron now. I am.

Speaker 75 He's our friend.

Speaker 15 You're full self-you guys are cool with me. We went to his house.

Speaker 77 We hung out at his house.

Speaker 30 We already did a reaction of Dunkirk with him. Oh, that's sick.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 94 He put his finger in my belly button.

Speaker 36 I love that. Yeah.

Speaker 35 That's a huge journey for me.

Speaker 69 It was very, very nice.

Speaker 2 So are you like turning your back completely on wrestling now?

Speaker 31 I'm pretty much almost ready to.

Speaker 69 I mean, when my contract goes up, the way I see it is there's several bids, right?

Speaker 2 There's a bid from AEW.

Speaker 69 There's a bid from WWE. And then there's the...

Speaker 121 Do I really need to do this anymore?

Speaker 91 Maybe I'm done.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 69 You know, especially

Speaker 69 if I win this world title at full gear on November 19th and I beat that loser, Jon Moxley, and I win that world title and I'm still the world champion come January 1st, 2024.

Speaker 2 Who comes up with the names for these events? I love them. It's like full gear.

Speaker 31 That's all Tony.

Speaker 68 That's all Tony Khan.

Speaker 75 He's an evil genius.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 68 Absolutely.

Speaker 73 Tony Khan's an evil genius.

Speaker 94 I do have one bone to pick with you.

Speaker 69 Everybody does.

Speaker 16 You wiped your ass with the Josh Allen Jersey.

Speaker 58 I had to.

Speaker 19 That's our guy. I had to do it.

Speaker 68 So let's talk about Josh Allen real quick. The best.

Speaker 69 He's what you would like to be. So, I'm already there as far as wrestling goes.

Speaker 25 I don't play

Speaker 34 football. I don't play football.

Speaker 68 Yeah, but you don't know how much I make.

Speaker 2 You don't make what Josh Allen makes.

Speaker 6 You don't know that. We know what Josh Allen makes.
You don't know that.

Speaker 50 And by the way, that's 10% of his contract.

Speaker 2 By the way, well, first of all, our 10% of his contract is more than you make.

Speaker 47 Just so you guys know.

Speaker 69 Just so you guys know, I'm never going to do that. But when 2024 rolls around, if I'm not making Josh Allen money, I can assure you I'll be making it by then.

Speaker 73 Okay.

Speaker 69 My issue with Josh Allen is just the simple fact that he plays for a team that resides in Buffalo, which Which is like upstate New York, and upstate New York is.

Speaker 18 The best people in the world. Oh, you don't really feel that way.

Speaker 34 Great for you.

Speaker 7 If you spend some time in.

Speaker 70 See, the problem is you probably went to Buffalo and you probably just didn't eat because you got to keep your little six-pack.

Speaker 53 We go to Buffalo and we eat and we be with the people.

Speaker 30 So wings, right?

Speaker 68 Wings, beef, offering.

Speaker 69 You would say the pizza there, though, you would agree. It's disgusting.

Speaker 66 No, it does not organize that.

Speaker 90 Lenois, no.

Speaker 38 Boys, boys.

Speaker 34 Lenova.

Speaker 66 Lenova is the best pizza in the world.

Speaker 27 And MJF, I would say to you,

Speaker 102 you probably agree with me.

Speaker 45 You should agree with us.

Speaker 118 You should probably agree with us about Lenovo at least.

Speaker 69 I have to call a timeout.

Speaker 72 Lenova at least.

Speaker 69 Lenova's solid. Yes.

Speaker 81 Okay. All right.
We're good.

Speaker 39 Can we just get real here?

Speaker 80 Okay.

Speaker 69 You guys ever spent more than a day in Buffalo, New York? Yes.

Speaker 2 We sure have.

Speaker 91 And you guys were happy there?

Speaker 34 Yeah. I had a great time.

Speaker 75 The happiest.

Speaker 111 It's like

Speaker 100 really fat enough. Yeah.

Speaker 35 So you know.

Speaker 27 So you know it's narnia for fat football fans.

Speaker 2 We're also fat, ugly football.

Speaker 67 It's the best place in the world.

Speaker 4 Wonderful. Yeah.

Speaker 35 It's like we go to Buffalo and we see around and we're like, these are just our people.

Speaker 94 Like they're all, all they care about is football and eating wings.

Speaker 115 What's better than that?

Speaker 89 Nothing.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 72 Again, I don't think it's for you.

Speaker 69 It's not. Yeah.
I'm just, I wish I could sit here and be like, you know what, you guys, I feel informed now. I need to go check out Buffalo, New York.

Speaker 69 Just upstate New York as a whole to me is just a huge dumpster fire. Okay.
And it offends me actually that people from up there can say they're New Yorkers.

Speaker 44 Right. Because to me, they're not.

Speaker 69 Right. You're only a New Yorker if you live in NYC or Long Island, and that's the customer.

Speaker 81 And Hoboken.

Speaker 2 So, yeah, what team do you like?

Speaker 75 You like the Jets?

Speaker 39 What's that? What team do you root for?

Speaker 2 I'm a Giants guy. I said that's New Jersey.
We're having New York.

Speaker 69 We're having like a middle-of-the-road.

Speaker 69 I don't get to decide where the arena's at, unfortunately, or the stadium. Yeah, if I did, if I did, the Giants would play at UBS Arena, but

Speaker 69 I don't make these decisions.

Speaker 69 The Jets are having a hell of a freaking year.

Speaker 110 Yeah, they're very good.

Speaker 29 The Giants are good, too.

Speaker 69 I'm not anti-Jets, by the way. I'm not one of those New Yorkers that just picks one team.

Speaker 69 I think they're both looking pretty good this year. The Vikings are frosts.

Speaker 86 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 26 Wow.

Speaker 69 What do you think about the Vikings?

Speaker 84 They're frosts. Fraudulent.

Speaker 75 Did you get set up with this question? Hold on a sec.

Speaker 34 You don't love that quarterback?

Speaker 2 Are you a Kirk Cousins guy?

Speaker 34 Yeah, here we go.

Speaker 81 You don't love that quarterback? Here we go.

Speaker 79 Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 101 Here we go.

Speaker 96 Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 121 I might have been told to bring him up.

Speaker 52 Yes, you do.

Speaker 102 We're going to get Kirk Cousins' tattoos in the middle of the day.

Speaker 52 I might have told you.

Speaker 69 That was probably Twitter that just told you because everyone's so mad at us.

Speaker 69 It also tells me you love.

Speaker 69 By the way, I've never seen someone talk so much about coffee in my whole life.

Speaker 103 Yeah.

Speaker 116 Do you drink coffee?

Speaker 69 So I just started because my schedule's gotten nuts. Okay.
And I will look into this camera and say, I always thought coffee was like gross, stained your teeth, right?

Speaker 69 Now that like I have this nutso schedule, I don't understand how I I don't understand how a busy functioning adult gets through life without it. Correct.

Speaker 69 Which is why I look back at the past 26 years of my life without it and I'm like, dude.

Speaker 44 You're a beast.

Speaker 69 Yeah. I don't know how I, well, I do know how I do it.

Speaker 68 I was just born better.

Speaker 6 Right. But it's so wildly impressive.

Speaker 69 Like, I think when we look back, like,

Speaker 69 at like the times of like all these incredible things that athletes in professional sports have done, there's no way that people aren't going to bring up that statistic.

Speaker 41 Of you not drinking coffee.

Speaker 116 You have to bring it up.

Speaker 9 You literally have to bring it up.

Speaker 75 So what was it?

Speaker 50 The pre-coffee, the pre-coffee.

Speaker 35 The pre-MJF?

Speaker 34 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 34 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 56 I drink it all the time.

Speaker 69 I think, again, Sean Durkin, who's this incredible writer and director who's doing this movie that he booked me for, so you know he's very intelligent because he booked me for the movie.

Speaker 69 I think if there's another movie he can make, it could most certainly be like My Trials and Tribulations of getting through life without caffeine.

Speaker 19 Yes,

Speaker 34 I would watch that.

Speaker 31 There's another pitch, A24.

Speaker 2 Wait, was it no coffee or was it just

Speaker 100 no caffeine, period?

Speaker 69 Why not? I've never even taken a pre-workout because I thought it was for weak people.

Speaker 69 I swear, this was a mindset.

Speaker 44 So what made you weak?

Speaker 69 What made me weak was the fact that I realized that my schedule had gotten so out of hand. Yeah.
And that's when I realized that not drinking coffee is for weak people.

Speaker 70 And there's nothing better than the first cup of coffee in a day, and you're like, the possibilities are limitless.

Speaker 79 For sure.

Speaker 107 Now, I'm not going to lie, since I am a big caffeine newbie,

Speaker 116 I don't like it black.

Speaker 69 Are you like a popular coffee?

Speaker 70 I'll do it.

Speaker 56 I like black iced coffee.

Speaker 70 I'll put a little bit of milk in it.

Speaker 73 So I'm all about splenda.

Speaker 115 Yeah.

Speaker 73 And I'm all about milk and cream.

Speaker 69 Yeah. Like, it's mainly splenda milk and cream.
Okay. And it gets the job done.

Speaker 6 It does. It always gets the job done.

Speaker 35 Right, Billy?

Speaker 52 I think you can. Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 9 It's pretty solid.

Speaker 100 What were you saying?

Speaker 60 Billy wants to ask what type of steroids you're on.

Speaker 116 So, that's a great question.

Speaker 68 I am all natural.

Speaker 69 110% kosher beef.

Speaker 80 Okay.

Speaker 121 Never.

Speaker 34 What's that? Never done it?

Speaker 73 No.

Speaker 18 Billy, have you analyzed him?

Speaker 2 Can you take your shirt off and Billy?

Speaker 44 Just let Billy look at your name. Billy just needs to look at your nipple.

Speaker 69 My spray tan could be melted, but if you guys really want me to get it.

Speaker 66 He just wants to show your nipple.

Speaker 68 Just one nipple.

Speaker 2 Just show him a nipple. Give Billy five seconds of nipple.

Speaker 70 And he will decide if you've done steroids or not.

Speaker 2 That's how good he is. He's a superpower.
Yeah.

Speaker 69 He's incredible. So I would say probably the most

Speaker 58 he's talking not in the mic.

Speaker 69 Probably the most jacked Jewish

Speaker 68 athlete of all time.

Speaker 69 When I take my shirt off, I think that's the

Speaker 80 general consensus.

Speaker 30 Adam Sandland Stoddermeyer.

Speaker 84 Adam Sandler. Yeah.
That's a good call.

Speaker 6 All right. So here we go.

Speaker 60 He's going to show one nipple to Billy. Just one.
Give him one.

Speaker 34 Oh. Uh-oh.

Speaker 30 Seeing some

Speaker 30 Koenig, bro. Uh-oh.

Speaker 66 Coenage, Conage, Konage.

Speaker 75 Oh,

Speaker 47 you guys see it too, right?

Speaker 66 No, he's flexing.

Speaker 9 I don't know what he's saying.

Speaker 86 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 80 He's flexing.

Speaker 52 I don't know what Koenage means.

Speaker 97 We can put that away. Yeah.

Speaker 66 Are you okay, Billy?

Speaker 13 I'm fine.

Speaker 69 What's it like to look at a man that's literally so much better than you in every aspect of life?

Speaker 43 He said, What's it like to look at a man who's literally so much better than you in every aspect of life?

Speaker 7 All right, so he saw some Conage.

Speaker 60 So, what could that be, Billy?

Speaker 97 What kind of maybe some Dayball

Speaker 84 trend? I literally don't know.

Speaker 35 Yeah, Winstraw.

Speaker 19 Maybe some Winnie.

Speaker 79 Why do you know him so much?

Speaker 115 Because we fucking sit around him all the time.

Speaker 69 So

Speaker 69 now I have so many questions.

Speaker 69 Are you like a big proponent of taking steroids?

Speaker 99 That's fair. It's just interesting.

Speaker 74 It's interesting enough that you've done it?

Speaker 81 No, it was just like performance enhancement.

Speaker 66 Wait, have you ever done steroids?

Speaker 25 You've never done anything?

Speaker 45 I've never done steroids.

Speaker 2 You've never done any illegal performance-enhancing drugs?

Speaker 69 SARMS?

Speaker 2 No. Billy literally injected an illegal drug into my

Speaker 2 two weeks ago. That's a peptide.
That's different.

Speaker 91 Okay.

Speaker 69 It's still still illegal.

Speaker 69 Now I'm very confused. He took a needle.
Dad's shaking his head.

Speaker 1 Is he a doctor?

Speaker 93 He took a new noodle.

Speaker 68 And I left him. He's far from a doctor.

Speaker 69 Just a schmuck. Looking at your dad, he shouldn't be in the room.
That doesn't look genetic.

Speaker 79 It's sad.

Speaker 69 Dad, can you do wow, he just diss yourself?

Speaker 98 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 69 Dad, take your shirt off immediately.

Speaker 72 All right.

Speaker 110 Take your shirt off immediately. I'm kidding.

Speaker 35 This is good.

Speaker 93 Uh-oh.

Speaker 40 And how old is your father?

Speaker 115 Dad?

Speaker 69 My dad's literally tomorrow. 60 tomorrow.

Speaker 66 60 tomorrow. Happy birthday.

Speaker 67 Okay, yeah.

Speaker 47 he's also jacked.

Speaker 2 It's pretty jacked off, yeah.

Speaker 75 Show him the abs.

Speaker 69 Show him the abs.

Speaker 94 Yeah, those same nipples.

Speaker 66 Any conage?

Speaker 68 No conage on Steven Friedman.

Speaker 69 I hope you feel ridiculously stupid.

Speaker 34 Yeah, talk to the mic.

Speaker 110 Talk to the mic, Dad.

Speaker 20 I just want to know, Billy, is there conage between your legs right now?

Speaker 90 No, no.

Speaker 38 I can see it.

Speaker 66 I can see it in the sweatpants. Great.

Speaker 15 The whole

Speaker 38 Friedman family just owns Billy.

Speaker 69 As you can see, generationally, Friedmans are just built differently.

Speaker 17 Yeah, I mean, your dad is 60 years old.

Speaker 29 He's a fucking specimen.

Speaker 2 How did you start learning that you were able to,

Speaker 2 what's the word that I'm looking for? Bloviate like this?

Speaker 2 When did you realize that you had the gift of

Speaker 2 gift to just insult somebody and just go back and forth with them? Was that between you and your dad?

Speaker 73 Honestly, no.

Speaker 69 I think a lot of it had to do, and this is just me being totally upfront and honest.

Speaker 69 Growing up in New York, basically everyone's an insult comic.

Speaker 69 Like, everyone is coming up with the best shit in the schoolyard, throwing the best shit at you, and you better come prepared and come correct, or you're going to get absolutely annihilated.

Speaker 69 Like absolutely, like you're verbally bent over, done, dead in the water. So it just breeds a lot of funny Jewish people.
And I think that's why, you know, you'll find a lot of...

Speaker 69 funny Jewish people from New York are like writers, directors, stuff like that.

Speaker 2 Yeah. What do we think about Kyrie's six-step plan that he asked to do now?

Speaker 69 I think Kyrie and Kanye are

Speaker 69 interesting. I think their beliefs are interesting.
And by interesting, I mean fucked up. And if anybody condones it, I think you're a fucking loser.
And go fuck yourself.

Speaker 2 You're anti-Nazi.

Speaker 69 You should. He's not.

Speaker 34 But yes, I hate the world.

Speaker 47 What if Tony got Kanye versus you in the ring?

Speaker 69 So I will gladly wrestle Kanye.

Speaker 73 That would be awesome. In a heartbeat.

Speaker 69 Because the way he was talking about Jews was he was talking about us as if we were like these like scaly little like trolls that like live under a bridge when uh we're

Speaker 69 you know we're normal functioning members of society shake his ass that would be fucking

Speaker 34 that would be the best wrestling match for

Speaker 69 time I do on a serious note I always found it very interesting how little society talked about anti-Semitism as far as like all of the other crazy bullshit that people have to go through, whether it be people of color or people of every different shade, religion, whatever.

Speaker 69 I just feel like anti-Semitism has always been rampant, but it's just not spoken about in the news.

Speaker 69 So, in a way, thank you, Kanye, because you've brought into light to the fact that there are so many people out there that just violently hate Jews.

Speaker 45 Yeah, no, that's actually crazy.

Speaker 60 Yeah, you're right, because it has become a conversation that probably should have happened a long time ago.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, and seeing who's agreeing with him.

Speaker 30 Oh, gosh. Also, it's like you can see the likes, all the blue check marks.

Speaker 2 Thank you for agreeing with that because now I know who feels that 100%.

Speaker 76 Right.

Speaker 7 Okay, so you get your big match on Saturday night, full gear.

Speaker 49 Full gear.

Speaker 68 Brandon Walker.

Speaker 80 Ugh.

Speaker 35 Yeah.

Speaker 35 Why are you even bringing him up?

Speaker 79 All right, we won't even bring him up.

Speaker 77 He wants to do an insult.

Speaker 2 I think he'd be one of those good announcers that just sits there and sucks Tony Khan's dick about everything.

Speaker 96 Yeah, listen.

Speaker 69 I'm going to call timeout, and I'm just going to speak SPACs, and you guys tell me if you think I'm wrong. Okay.
I always thought that that guy definitely fucked his sister growing up.

Speaker 35 And then, and then, no, no, hear me out.

Speaker 14 This guy's from fucking, what was it, Missouri or Mississippi?

Speaker 69 Mississippi, Mississippi. Either way.
Disgusting.

Speaker 69 And i walk in here and i see a girl that literally looks exactly like him and i'm thinking to myself there is no fucking way there's no way so he walks up to me you know he tries to talk to me i blow him off and then i just walk up to the girl i go hey who are you and she's like oh i'm brandon walker's sister

Speaker 69 and it the fact that the incest level

Speaker 69 is so intense that he had to finagle and figure out a way to be able to fuck her at work

Speaker 65 yeah Fucked up shit, dude. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 Caitlin's a sweet, sweet lady.

Speaker 80 We like Caitlin.

Speaker 84 She's the best.

Speaker 2 Brandon, not so much.

Speaker 116 Terrifying.

Speaker 73 But I'm glad.

Speaker 69 I mean, Caitlin, like, if, listen, if anything's going on that's not supposed to be going on, there are people you can talk to.

Speaker 80 That's true.

Speaker 68 Okay?

Speaker 69 You can talk to Big Cat. Don't talk to Billy.

Speaker 19 You can talk to Big Cat. You can talk to all the boys around here.

Speaker 34 I'll handle it. They'll handle it.

Speaker 2 How do you get in the business of being a wrestling referee?

Speaker 102 Because I feel like that would be

Speaker 96 a good job to have.

Speaker 96 I've never been asked that.

Speaker 114 Yeah, you just look at it.

Speaker 34 Look at this part of my take.

Speaker 68 Good question.

Speaker 69 So to answer that, it's the same thing as how you become a pro wrestler. You have to go to a wrestling school.
And, you know, there's different trades you can learn at a wrestling school.

Speaker 69 You could learn how to be a manager, a commentator, a professional wrestler, or a referee. So, yeah.

Speaker 69 But if you're going to do it no matter what, you have to take bumps and you have to be trained properly the same way that a pro wrestler is, just so you understand what we put our bodies through and you respect the business.

Speaker 69 Right.

Speaker 2 And that way you can tell, like, maybe if somebody actually is hurt

Speaker 2 something that that they've done. Absolutely.

Speaker 69 You want to be able to almost have sympathy pains if you're a referee just so you can know and acknowledge what's being done in the ring and what these men and women are going through.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I feel like that would be a really fun job. Just always get distracted at the last second.
I hate them.

Speaker 96 Miss something because

Speaker 69 they're always trying to screw with my shit.

Speaker 73 Like, am I cheating every now and then? Like, I don't know.

Speaker 69 Describe your definition of cheating. I think, like, I think like I'll take

Speaker 69 a liberty or two, but they're just always up in my grill, and I'm like sick of it.

Speaker 79 I'm a good guy.

Speaker 69 You're a good guy. You know, and I just feel like sometimes I don't get the benefit of the stuff.

Speaker 67 You're a good guy. You're just better than other people.

Speaker 90 I can't help that.

Speaker 25 It's not your fault you're better than them.

Speaker 81 We can't help that either. Goddamn.
Yeah.

Speaker 34 We have to acknowledge that.

Speaker 15 100% right. Yeah.

Speaker 77 100% right.

Speaker 110 Like the Ravens. Yeah.

Speaker 95 Man, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 122 When you're hungry out there, you start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game, making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out of sorts. That's where Snickers comes in, man.

Speaker 122 That thing is packed. Roasted peanuts, nugget, caramel, milk chocolate.
It's like the MVP of candy bars.

Speaker 122 And when you bite into it, boom, it sorts you out, gets your head back in the game of life, satisfying your hunger. Remember this: Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle everything else.

Speaker 122 Snickers satisfies, man. That's a winning play.

Speaker 94 Your favorite wrestler growing up or favorite storyline?

Speaker 1 Because I'm always interested, you know.

Speaker 58 Like I said, I grew up loving wrestling.

Speaker 42 Yep.

Speaker 115 What was the

Speaker 50 person or storyline that was like, oh, I want to do this?

Speaker 69 I would say my favorite wrestler of all time is Roddy Piper. Okay.
My favorite wrestling growing up was probably, and I've admitted it, was punk.

Speaker 81 Okay.

Speaker 19 Wow, that's tough to admit.

Speaker 69 And then my other favorite growing up was definitely Triple H. Yep.

Speaker 69 As far as like rivalries and stuff that like always like, like grabbed me basically by the throat, like

Speaker 45 I loved evolution.

Speaker 69 I don't know if you remember evolution.

Speaker 50 No, I'm an attitude error guy.

Speaker 27 You were too young for that.

Speaker 121 Yeah, so

Speaker 69 I was born in 1996. It ruled.
But I've seen all of the attitude error because I'm a student of the game. It fucking ruled.

Speaker 37 It did rule.

Speaker 69 Yeah. It absolutely did rule.
And I think what's really cool about my company is we're bringing that attitude back to professional wrestling.

Speaker 69 Professional wrestling's really been, and I think you'll agree with this. It's kind of been a little too squeaky clean and a little too PG.

Speaker 69 And I feel like that's kind of why people took a step back.

Speaker 69 And I think the reason why professional wrestling is becoming a part of the cultural zeitgeist again is because what AEW is doing is we're we're making it fun again. Yeah.

Speaker 69 You know, and by we, I just mean me. Yeah.
I'm doing, I'm literally doing this. I'm carrying it on my hand.

Speaker 2 Have you thought about starting your own wrestling company?

Speaker 69 That is a great question. So by January 1st, 2024, that's also another potential thing that can happen.

Speaker 34 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 34 Wow.

Speaker 2 It sounds like you've got a lot on your business.

Speaker 69 The possibilities are endless.

Speaker 30 Should we get in the January 1st, 2024?

Speaker 9 Little barstool action? Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 79 I mean, I don't know if you guys can afford me, but yeah, why not? No, we can afford you.

Speaker 15 You think so? Oh, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 81 Okay.

Speaker 96 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can afford you.

Speaker 2 Stock something.

Speaker 19 You You make a million dollars a year.

Speaker 69 Yeah. Well, that one I'll openly.

Speaker 69 That one will openly.

Speaker 27 Seven figures, you want people to think, like, oh, he makes eight million dollars a year.

Speaker 22 You make a million dollars a year.

Speaker 69 This is the only one I'll react to and do this. No.

Speaker 34 A million and a half. That's good.

Speaker 73 Again, now I'm done reacting, but nothing.

Speaker 34 It ain't one. You did.
Million and a half.

Speaker 66 I got it.

Speaker 69 Whatever.

Speaker 118 I'll just leave a night bit guy. All right.

Speaker 21 Well, MJF, this has been awesome.

Speaker 60 Everyone, he's in a movie coming up soon.

Speaker 116 Yep.

Speaker 68 Tune in. Yep.

Speaker 6 Full gear.

Speaker 27 Saturday night.

Speaker 2 Follow his hot fiancé. Yeah.

Speaker 68 So hot. So hot.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 37 So you're cool with our fans following her.

Speaker 69 Dude, go for it. Comment about, like, don't even comment about her art.
Just make it fun for me.

Speaker 121 Comment about everything but her art.

Speaker 69 And then obviously you can see me pretty much every single Wednesday night for Dynamite on TBS at 8 p.m. Awesome.
And then you could also catch me every now and then on Rampage Fridays on

Speaker 107 TMT at 10.

Speaker 2 Okay. Rampage Fridays.
I love that. Love that.

Speaker 76 All right.

Speaker 48 Well, MJF, this has been a blast.

Speaker 57 And happy birthday to your dad because he seems like a pretty fucking cool guy.

Speaker 69 He's all coned up, apparently.

Speaker 35 Yeah, he's coned up.

Speaker 94 He's been shaking his head this entire interview. I like your dad.

Speaker 57 He seems like a good dad.

Speaker 9 He's okay.

Speaker 81 Yeah, schmuck.

Speaker 69 He shouldn't be getting paid as much as he's getting paid.

Speaker 89 Okay, all right, that's fair.

Speaker 60 All right. Thanks so much, man.

Speaker 32 What's up, guys?

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Speaker 59 Anything else just wouldn't be proper.

Speaker 2 And now here's more MJF.

Speaker 74 I got a big question for you.

Speaker 21 You haven't been seen on AEW television since the firm's brutal attack.

Speaker 60 So with your big match heading into full gear for the World Heavyweight title, how you feeling?

Speaker 69 How am I feeling? Um, you know, after the firm attacked me in a very cowardice fashion, doctors informed me that if I wanted to be 110% come full gear, I definitely shouldn't be traveling on the road.

Speaker 69 And to be frank, the only thing I'm worried about is that match at full gear against Jon Moxley. See, this is the most important match in my entire career.

Speaker 69 But what I don't think wrestling fans understand is this is also possibly the most important match in the history of our sport. Allow me to explain why.
This could be the potential crowning.

Speaker 69 of the next face of the next generation of professional wrestling.

Speaker 69 You see, every every once in a while, every once in a blue moon, really, we see people that lead the charge of a generation bring professional wrestling to new heights.

Speaker 69 Guys like Bruno San Martino, Dusty Rhodes, Ric Flair, guys like Hulk Hogan, Stone Cold, The Rock, John Cena. All of these men were generational talents.

Speaker 69 And that is exactly who MJF is.

Speaker 69 So here's what's going to happen.

Speaker 69 All I have to do to etch my name into history is to have a long, fruitful world title reign. And the only person that's getting in my way is Jon Moxley.
Now, I'm not going to sit here, big cat.

Speaker 69 I'm not going to sit here and I'm not going to pretend that Jon Moxley is an easy competitor to beat. See, I don't like you, John.
I think you're a low-life scumbag piece of shit.

Speaker 69 I think you're from the slums of Cincinnati, and I think you have absolutely no class, but I do respect you.

Speaker 80 Because, John, you weren't born.

Speaker 69 to be a world champion. Matter of fact, you were born with two left feet and not one single athletic bone in your body.

Speaker 69 However,

Speaker 69 I respect you because you had to work your ass off to become the man that you are today. Blood, sweat, tears, sacrifices.

Speaker 69 You had to defy all the odds, doing 15-hour drives to wrestle in front of 15 people for $15.

Speaker 69 And you did it over and over and over again, honing your craft until eventually... You did the damn near impossible, Jon Moxley.
You became the best professional wrestler on God's green earth.

Speaker 69 But know this.

Speaker 69 Come November 19th, you're about to lose that handle because

Speaker 69 I was born to not just be a professional wrestler, but to be the professional wrestler.

Speaker 69 I'm the guy who can come on the number one sports podcast in the world, pardon my take.

Speaker 69 I'm the guy who can do movies, TV shows, commercials, talk shows, and I can wave the flag of the AEW brand and hell.

Speaker 69 I can wave the flag of professional wrestling and bring pro wrestling back to where it belongs as something that everyone is talking about.

Speaker 69 Every single wrestling fan, promoter, analyst, and pundit is fully aware

Speaker 69 that that throne is for the taking and I'm the one who's going to take it. I am so sick of waiting my turn.

Speaker 69 Ever since I entered AEW, I've had to get the spotlight stolen from me in my big moments. My first ever singles pay-per-view match, the spotlight was on a neck tattoo.

Speaker 69 My first ever world title shot, which was against you, Jon Moxley, when you cheated, the spotlight was on Matt Hardy taking a fall like Humpty Dumpty. The first ever blood and guts match.

Speaker 69 I am standing at top of the cage with a crimson mask. I prevailed.
That should have been my crowning moment. Instead, the spotlight was on Chris Jericho.

Speaker 69 Speaking of Chris Jericho, he stole the spotlight from me from a full calendar year. And then, on my big return, the spotlight was on a press conference.
Well, know this, John.

Speaker 69 On November 19th, at full gear in the tri-state area, Newark, New Jersey, in the Prudential Center. I am not waiting for the spotlight anymore.

Speaker 86 I am grabbing it.

Speaker 69 And you are going to have to take it out of my cold dead hands, John.

Speaker 121 Your boy William Regal bet on the wrong horse.

Speaker 69 I don't need a dynamite diamond ring to knock your lights out. Because come full gear,

Speaker 69 the devil gets his due.

Speaker 51 Give it up for Chicago.

Speaker 123 Sebastian Maniscalco's new stand-up special, It Ain't Right, is coming to Hulu on November 21st.

Speaker 86 30 years ago, Jeff Bezos, complete nerd. Bezos now ripped ripped to shreds on his super yacht and the boxes keep

Speaker 38 coming.

Speaker 123 Sebastian Manascalco, it ain't right. Premieres November 21st, streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus for bundle subscribers.
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Speaker 41 Okay, let's wrap up with some Firefest of the week. Heading into a great football weekend.

Speaker 20 I'm very sad that Bedlam is so under the radar now.

Speaker 74 Did you know Bedlam was happening this weekend?

Speaker 2 i'm ashamed to admit that i did not know that i actually don't think that's shameful it's it's got to be the most exciting bedlam of all time i'm ashamed and and this is a great weekend as as longtime followers of the show know that is the darkest night sky that you will ever see in your life is during bedlam just look up in the sky it's pitch black it's neon black send me all the pictures of the black sky in this game and it's gonna hopefully be an over uh hank you're firefest of the week yeah so you guys obviously know this maybe some listeners might not but uh my two biggest passions in life really are

Speaker 61 cryptocurrency and Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 I've been complaining.

Speaker 61 So as

Speaker 62 someone who...

Speaker 46 And not telling us about the underdog bets you make, but giving us only losers in the hungry day.

Speaker 2 And also rooting against your best friend's teams.

Speaker 72 Anything else?

Speaker 2 You got a lot of interest.

Speaker 9 You were a worldly man.

Speaker 73 No, my passions.

Speaker 61 But yeah, Taylor Swift's fans.

Speaker 61 I don't really have a Firefest, but

Speaker 61 I feel bad for the FTX.

Speaker 61 anyone that lost money in FTX, but the reports that came out of just how the company was run were just so funny to me and so almost inspiring in a way, where it's like these guys became billionaires by just going off vibes, saying fuck it, and just being like, yeah, we're like, I don't know how they made it as far as they did.

Speaker 30 Sounded like really nerdy.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it sounded like a sick party.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 61 They just took the money they made from the company and bought houses.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Hank was explaining the article that he read, or at least the series of tweets that he read today.

Speaker 96 Correct.

Speaker 2 the thread. Important thread.
He did sit down and miss the thread. And he was explaining to me how, like, there was no accounting department.
There were no departments.

Speaker 2 They just got money and then just gave it to the people that were there, like at that office, and nobody kept track of any of it. It was literally running a company off vibes.
Yeah.

Speaker 61 And they would send slacks. Like, if I wanted to submit an expense report, I would send it to you, Big Hat.
And you would just, if it was approved, you would like

Speaker 83 the text.

Speaker 76 I mean, that's kind of how old Barstool ran. Remember when you just walked in with an expense report on the back of a napkin and you just handed it to Dave and you were like, money, please?

Speaker 2 Have you guys...

Speaker 66 That's actually what happened.

Speaker 87 I know. It was like two grand.

Speaker 61 I was so nervous about it. He's like, are you fucking joking?

Speaker 2 Have you guys heard about the conspiracy regarding Tom Brady? Yes. No.
No. Tom Brady and FTX.
So when Tom Brady took his leave of absence,

Speaker 2 a lot of people are speculating because he did go to the Bahamas. Fanfic.

Speaker 52 A lot of people.

Speaker 2 I'm saying a lot of people are speculating, you piece of shit. I'm not saying it myself.

Speaker 2 He went to the Bahamas during that time period where the company was starting to go under perhaps sorting out his financial arrangement with ftx maybe getting out of the company before it all went tits up so that he could get his cash out spicy now he was on that island with whatever this guy took the video and the guy was like weird now it is it is which one there's the video where tom's in a selfie video with the guy yeah that was when he was there oh so he was actually with him that week yeah they they think but basically that that was when the guy was tweaking out all the money i don't know billy Billy, this sounds like fan fiction.

Speaker 2 There's a video and everything. I don't know.

Speaker 97 But they're saying that he got divorced with

Speaker 61 never puts out fake videos.

Speaker 97 They're saying that he got divorced with.

Speaker 61 Follow the fucking guy on Instagram.

Speaker 96 Wait, so you're saying that when he blew up the sun?

Speaker 2 Yeah, this was like a viral ad of him and the CEO of FTX in the background being like, yo, dude, don't get me on camera. That was all, it was CGI.

Speaker 37 So, no, but the divorce, the divorce might be a shadow line.

Speaker 97 The divorce might be a way to save Giselle and all of her financials from an extra.

Speaker 30 I'm pretty sure She's getting sued, too.

Speaker 2 Did she sponsor it, though?

Speaker 41 I'm pretty sure she did ads with them.

Speaker 97 Oh, she's in the commercial team. Yeah.

Speaker 44 Yeah. Oh, shit.

Speaker 2 It just interests.

Speaker 40 Material change.

Speaker 29 Material change.

Speaker 57 That was a material change.

Speaker 2 But it's just interesting that they weren't.

Speaker 45 Yeah, she was. I didn't know.

Speaker 100 I only saw Tom Brown.

Speaker 78 The best tweet that I saw about the whole thing was Larry David got sued, and it's just so Larry David because his ad for FTX was him playing Larry David being like, I'm not into it, and I'm never wrong about these things.

Speaker 70 Being like, oh, he's going to be wrong.

Speaker 3 Everyone's going to get rich, and Larry David, his bad luck.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 72 Turns out he was right in the ad, but then he said he sued, which is very Larry David.

Speaker 2 He was still in the ad.

Speaker 20 Many layers to it.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 24 It's a fun time.

Speaker 61 Yeah. And then Taylor Swift.
I'm not, I mean, Swifty, my sister is a huge Swifty. She's been going through hell.

Speaker 9 Trying to get tickets?

Speaker 52 You're kind of a fake Swifty PFD because I don't think you.

Speaker 69 Shut the fuck up. You're trying to get tickets.

Speaker 86 Wait, what?

Speaker 83 Like, what were you on that?

Speaker 2 What happened before we sat down?

Speaker 81 No, I'm just.

Speaker 66 I don't know.

Speaker 66 coming at me like

Speaker 30 a real Swifties.

Speaker 66 I think a true Spanish. Well, you did your fan fix.

Speaker 89 Nobody doesn't like that.

Speaker 2 You can tell I'm a real Swifty because I'm being an absolute bitch about this right now.

Speaker 66 I think a true whoa.

Speaker 16 I mean, fact or fiction.

Speaker 61 I think a true Swifty was on the front lines, sat in queues for what seemed like 100 hours.

Speaker 61 All got waitlisted, and then today the tickets were supposed to go on sale to the public, and Ticketmaster just said

Speaker 61 something's not right. That's what I got to use.

Speaker 19 Tickets are on sale, yeah.

Speaker 36 Classic, fuck Fuck Ticketmaster.

Speaker 2 Fuck Ticketmaster. If Taylor Swift had been logging on a GameTime promo code

Speaker 48 PMT,

Speaker 2 everybody out there would have gotten 20 bucks off. So it would only be like $33,880 to go see your show.

Speaker 61 The Swifties might take down Ticketmaster. They could.

Speaker 97 Zach Bryan was the first guy on this like a year ago. He hated Ticketmaster.
He was on all my homies hate Ticketmaster, so we all hate Ticketmaster.

Speaker 2 Ticketmaster is banned from part of my take right now.

Speaker 89 How about that?

Speaker 2 You sussied because you fucked up. Although, I do think that Taylor will write a banger song about this.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 66 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 About how the CEO of Ticketmaster did her wrong. Absolutely.
Okay.

Speaker 44 And I will download it.

Speaker 46 PFT, your Fire Fest of the Week.

Speaker 2 So we alluded to it. My Fire Fest is I'm going to be going to Qatar, which is a lovely place filled with great people and a fantastically run government.

Speaker 2 And there are some pictures that are coming out via the fake news media, probably CGI'd, of some of the fan villages that they have in Qatar.

Speaker 2 That looks like they're straight out of the actual Fire Fest. Some of the accommodations, some of the things where they're showing the stadiums in disrepair, things aren't ready.

Speaker 102 That's all fake.

Speaker 2 The Qatari government is doing a fantastic job rolling out the red carpet, ready for the world stage over in Qatar. Love it.

Speaker 2 So I'm excited to go and not at all worried about who's going to inherit my things when I get Britney Griner, but myself and Donnie will have a great trip over there and we can't wait to report

Speaker 2 you. And yeah, I feel free to.

Speaker 2 Who should take over my spot on the show?

Speaker 2 For some reason, I don't come back. Not saying the Qatari government would have have anything to do with it.

Speaker 34 Well, Frank, the tank.

Speaker 70 So now, Qatari government, huge AWLs, don't do it.

Speaker 45 Yeah.

Speaker 20 We just, that's, we just fucking played hardball.

Speaker 51 Yeah.

Speaker 2 So the ball's in your another podcast host.

Speaker 80 Yep.

Speaker 25 Did you promise troops?

Speaker 6 Spread lightly.

Speaker 2 I did promise troops, but troops is also very high, so I was just hoping he wouldn't remember that if I said it. Yeah.

Speaker 76 Okay.

Speaker 55 Well, you're going to be okay.

Speaker 38 I believe. Oh,

Speaker 61 boomers would fucking slap.

Speaker 39 If Frank did it?

Speaker 76 Oh, my God.

Speaker 73 Oh,

Speaker 2 the Green Bay Lackers.

Speaker 56 The Green Bay lacers, yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I do have a betting strategy, though, because I know the games start this weekend. We got Ecuador, and Ecuador is my South American team.
Love Ecuador, the tricolors.

Speaker 2 My strategy in the opening round of the World Cup and in the group stage, I'm just going to bet every game to be a tie across the board. I'm rooting for ties non-stop.

Speaker 2 You usually get good plus signs next to them, and you'll always see great teams accidentally tying your shit in.

Speaker 75 When does it start officially? It starts on Sunday.

Speaker 48 I will be betting all the overs and losing and getting mad at soccer.

Speaker 2 Okay, just come along and they bet the ties. But the ties are,

Speaker 2 I'm telling you, it also makes it real simple to remember what you bet if you just look at the scores and just ties everywhere.

Speaker 97 I'm not giving any gambling advice, but I saw a tweet from a recent

Speaker 97 that said that Ecuadorian players were getting paid off by the Qatari government to

Speaker 97 let the Qatari government would never billy.

Speaker 52 They wouldn't bill merchants.

Speaker 2 It's fake news. It's fucked up.

Speaker 97 And they said it'd end

Speaker 97 one zero after the end of the second half.

Speaker 2 No, well, that's not going to happen because there's too much ethics in Qatar for that.

Speaker 97 This isn't gambling advice.

Speaker 2 Qatar is a wonderful country filled with a well-run, established government, and they have nothing but the utmost respect for fair play and the spirit of the FIFA World Cup.

Speaker 2 As the world comes together on the grandest stage of them all, Qatar.

Speaker 97 According to my sources and Ecuadorian sources,

Speaker 2 you stop this person. Billy, you're going to get my fucking head cut off.

Speaker 97 No, they'll come get me.

Speaker 2 That's not how it works.

Speaker 21 Okay, my Fire Fest is

Speaker 6 I updated my iPhone.

Speaker 46 Don't do that.

Speaker 48 Sucks.

Speaker 42 Everything is on the bottom now.

Speaker 104 Why the fuck did they do that?

Speaker 38 Have you done it?

Speaker 2 No. Don't do it.

Speaker 55 And then my other Fire Fest is I had to live a day in Henry Lockwood's shoes, and I don't recommend that to anyone.

Speaker 1 I went to the Toledo game on Tuesday night.

Speaker 21 I did the math.

Speaker 41 I purchased 5% of all tickets in the 50-50 raffle.

Speaker 21 Max was there with me.

Speaker 57 He saw it.

Speaker 55 I literally, they ran out of, they ran out of, like, the machine broke. They ran out of receipts.
They were like, I think you have more coming, but we can't get any more out.

Speaker 93 So I was like, fuck it.

Speaker 48 That was probably the winning ticket.

Speaker 3 But Hank just replied, which was all fair play, says, have you ever won?

Speaker 55 And it hurt hurt me really bad.

Speaker 70 And it realized, you know what?

Speaker 63 I'm not going to do this anymore.

Speaker 49 I'm not going to be mean to Hank.

Speaker 48 It was mean of me.

Speaker 32 I saw what it looked like from the other side, and it sucks because I'm never going to win the 50-50 raffle.

Speaker 4 I had 500 numbers.

Speaker 16 The pot was like 10 grand.

Speaker 35 You had 2,000 numbers.

Speaker 64 2,000 numbers.

Speaker 66 2,000 numbers.

Speaker 112 I asked

Speaker 2 the lovely. Put the camera on yourself, Max.

Speaker 91 Okay.

Speaker 66 All right.

Speaker 34 We're going to have to fix this angle, by the way.

Speaker 9 It's a wild angle.

Speaker 8 I asked the people who were giving out, and I was like, is this the biggest purchase you've had today? And they were like, this is the purchase any of us have ever seen in this entire series.

Speaker 40 And it was great, too, because it was the 50-50 raffle.

Speaker 17 There was like, obviously, a stoolie who was part of running it.

Speaker 6 And they basically, like a whale at a casino, like pulled me out of the crowd.

Speaker 110 They're like, big cat. Check it out.

Speaker 101 And then I just fucking gave all my money up.

Speaker 8 He was also losing his bets at the time and was in like very sad cat mode.

Speaker 68 And it was like, all right,

Speaker 85 I'll walk over to the 50-50 and I will give them more money for me to lose.

Speaker 63 And I was like at a point where I was like, if I win this 50-50, I think I'd be even for the night. And it just didn't happen.

Speaker 91 So, Hank,

Speaker 21 I'm going to stop being me.

Speaker 103 All right.

Speaker 116 I feel you.

Speaker 91 I feel you, bro.

Speaker 58 All right, Billy, you're Fire Fest.

Speaker 97 I went like one for seven from three in our rec league basketball game.

Speaker 2 You were hucking.

Speaker 84 Yeah.

Speaker 84 It was terrible.

Speaker 34 That's why I keep shooting.

Speaker 2 Watching Billy play basketball is exactly how you would think billy plays basketball he's like he throws elbows shoulders very physical and then he like goes up for these shots and the ball goes like direct line very hard at the rim it's exactly what you would imagine you you were a defensive force yeah i mean we had to play hard and we also lost which sucked we were missing a lot of plays maybe one for seven from three wasn't well someone had to shoot all of our a lot of our shooters were out that's true so i like that i like that all right don't beat yourself up i'll give you the same speech i just gave Hank.

Speaker 40 Just keep shooting. I will.

Speaker 84 Keep guessing lottery ball numbers.

Speaker 64 Sometimes I'm hot. Sometimes you're not.

Speaker 71 All right, Jake. Finish this off.

Speaker 11 Yeah, so I had a family wedding over the weekend. We had to get there early for pictures, and I may have delayed the process because I was MIA for a little while.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 39 You were late.

Speaker 34 The whole

Speaker 103 wedding? You were hot. Had to work.

Speaker 90 Oh, you wasn't. You're coming off a bender? Yeah.

Speaker 38 You had to pull off.

Speaker 34 I was coming off a bender.

Speaker 9 That time was hot.

Speaker 11 Better Saturday than Friday during the broadcasts.

Speaker 70 Yeah, I guess, but Jake, the whole wedding waited for you while you diarrhea?

Speaker 36 It was in and out.

Speaker 2 Oh. The wedding party or

Speaker 39 everybody.

Speaker 81 It was like they went back to the bathroom.

Speaker 85 No, it was all clean.

Speaker 2 What was the bathroom situation like there? It was nice.

Speaker 91 They have those baskets.

Speaker 11 Those baskets with like the mints.

Speaker 2 Yeah, those are nice.

Speaker 39 Like the tums. Wet wipes.
Wet wipes.

Speaker 63 Oh, did you hit the tums?

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 29 Nice. That's a great basket.

Speaker 22 This is like a great utility basket in a wedding.

Speaker 2 I love the wedding basket in the bathroom. It's fantastic.
It usually has like a little bit of cologne in there.

Speaker 2 Spruce yourself up.

Speaker 2 You feel nice.

Speaker 13 So, yeah.

Speaker 76 That sucks. All clear.

Speaker 89 Okay.

Speaker 83 How's your butt now?

Speaker 61 17.

Speaker 1 I haven't said numbers yet.

Speaker 13 Oh, my God.

Speaker 16 I haven't said numbers yet.

Speaker 45 I think it's

Speaker 97 all fair after the last segment when Jake's.

Speaker 61 No, pick out just going to keep

Speaker 80 implementing. Okay, ready?

Speaker 34 Numbers. No, I'm going to say that.
Numbers.

Speaker 2 Wait, I'm going to stand up for Hank on this one because when you said, all right, let's finish us off.

Speaker 72 I say numbers.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but I think Hank should be be allowed to pick something. That's fine.
He can take it because 17 is definitely going to hit this time.

Speaker 66 I didn't call false start.

Speaker 48 I said number. I said I didn't say numbers.

Speaker 2 Hank is definitely not wasting his pick when he takes 17 on the bank.

Speaker 45 Ready?

Speaker 70 Numbers.

Speaker 90 16.

Speaker 1 Hank, have you ever gotten this?

Speaker 79 Fuck you.

Speaker 101 I'm going to go

Speaker 2 16.

Speaker 81 I'll go.

Speaker 74 Oh, you got 18?

Speaker 52 I'll take 18. Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 1 What do you got, Max? 20.

Speaker 72 I'm going to go with...

Speaker 47 What's the number that people have been telling you to guess that you've seen in your Twitter?

Speaker 54 That's a 40.

Speaker 66 49.

Speaker 72 49? All right, I'll go 49.

Speaker 61 I'm just guessing other people's numbers.

Speaker 72 49.

Speaker 76 You've never gotten this? Nope.

Speaker 34 That's crazy, dude.

Speaker 61 People are starting to wonder if 17 is even in there.

Speaker 9 That would be the funniest twist of all signs.

Speaker 34 Fuck, it's not going to come up.

Speaker 111 It's going under.

Speaker 64 Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Hold on. It'll come up.

Speaker 13 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 93 64.

Speaker 36 I saw the

Speaker 90 64.

Speaker 7 Oh, if I had gone 49, you would have had to KMS.

Speaker 66 Max,

Speaker 97 don't play the music too early on this one. This is a really good animal fact.
Okay, this was for the lightning snow.

Speaker 70 Yeah, Max, definitely don't do that.

Speaker 97 No, but this was for the lightning snow.

Speaker 81 Love you guys.

Speaker 26 Buffalo are the only animals that go towards snowstorms because they know it'll last slowly and going away from the snowstorms. That's how it's kind of rocks.
I'd like them pretty off.

Speaker 26 I would like their first response. So they go towards the storms and then going through the snow faster.
There's going to be an ACB to talk about that. Oh,

Speaker 26 I'll be coming for your love up.

Speaker 26 Shy away.

Speaker 90 I'll be coming for your love up here.

Speaker 90 Say it.

Speaker 90 I'll be turning away.

Speaker 90 Tell me how to play. Say after me.

Speaker 90 except that you can save this charming. Say after me,

Speaker 90 I suppose you can save this charming.

Speaker 90 now,

Speaker 90 come

Speaker 90 take

Speaker 90 on me.

Speaker 90 Shake

Speaker 90 only

Speaker 90 fire

Speaker 90 before.