Actor Chace Crawford, B1G Adds USC/UCLA, KD Wants Out & Mt Rushmore Of The Boys With Will Compton

Speaker 1 Hey, pardon my take, listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.
Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.

Speaker 2 Whether I'm hosting game day at my place or taking my talents to the tailgate, Boar's Head is my go-to for a spread that's as exciting as the game itself. Their platters are a hit every time.

Speaker 2 They've got everything you need to keep your guests coming back for more. And if you want to take it up a notch, grab a few dips.

Speaker 2 My personal favorite, the Blazing Buffalo Chicken, hummus, or even one of their charcuterie collections for game-changing flavor.

Speaker 2 Boarshead helps me elevate my entertaining every time, whether it's for a tailgate or a home gating celebration.

Speaker 3 To upgrade your spread, visit your local Boarshead deli for platter options or build your own to make it perfect for your crowd.

Speaker 2 Boarshead, committed to craft since 1905.

Speaker 1 On today's part in my take, we've got a twofer for the people. We got Chase Crawford, actor Chase Crawford from the boys in studio,

Speaker 1 talking to him. He's brother-in-law with Tony Romo, and we also got him to tweet for the first time in like 10 years.

Speaker 1 We have him in studio, and then we have Will Compton, the boy, Mount Rushmore of boys. Look at that.
Nice little,

Speaker 1 what do you call that? What's the word?

Speaker 1 Synergy. There it is.
Thanks, Jake.

Speaker 1 Nice little synergy. We have

Speaker 5 serendipity.

Speaker 1 Yeah, serendipity as well. The UCLA, USC going to the Big Ten.
NBA free Free Agency is about to start, and we'll wrap up with Fire Fest of the week before we get to all of that.

Speaker 6 When cool, creamy ranch meets tangy, bold buffalo, the whole is greater than the sum of its sauce. Say howdy, partner, to new Buffalo Ranch sauce, only at McDonald's for a limited time.

Speaker 2 At participating, McDonald's.

Speaker 2 Now in the street, there is violence,

Speaker 2 and then a lot of soft work to be done.

Speaker 2 No place to hang out or washing,

Speaker 2 and then a gambling all on the sun. Oh, no, we're gonna rock it down to E-Lay, Trick.
I've been who,

Speaker 2 and then we'll take it higher.

Speaker 2 Oh, we're gonna rock it down to Elite Trick.

Speaker 1 It's part of my take isn't about Marshal Sports.

Speaker 1 Welcome to Part of My Take, presented by Visible. Go to visible.com/slash pod.
You get unlimited single-line wireless for as low as $25 a month. Today is Friday, July 1st,

Speaker 1 and the Big Ten is back. All the way back.
We're gobbling it up. We're gobbling it up.
We got UCLA. We got USC.
The Big Ten. Power moves only.

Speaker 1 The Big Ten is back. Added 11 national championships in basketball.
No big deal. I'll be honoring all of those.
The Big Ten's back.

Speaker 8 I just feel like we need to slow down for a second because I am excited about the realignment just because I love chaos. There's some stuff that we can get into, like the details of it.
I love chaos.

Speaker 8 I love things switching up. I learned a long time ago that the world changes and you need to adapt with it.
It's pointless to fight this type of change. It's utterly pointless.

Speaker 8 You can be like, you know what? I missed the traditional rivalries, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 8 I missed like USC in the one year where they're supposed to be back and Stanford just like kicks the shit shit out of them for no reason. I'm going to miss those games.
Of course.

Speaker 8 But this is the future. It's going to happen.
There's too much money out there. You can't stop it.
It's pointless. Just be a bitter bitch about it.
So just embrace the chaos with open arms.

Speaker 8 I'm just looking at it. Like they're going to be like 14 Rose Bowls a year.
It's just like there will be a Rose Bowl every weekend as we move forward. And I got to imagine that.

Speaker 8 This is going to provide a great opportunity to gamblers out there who get to finally like hammer Northwestern at home versus USC at 11 a.m.

Speaker 8 when there's like a tornado in Chicago and the Trojans quarterback has like never seen a cloud before.

Speaker 1 No, the best, I mean, it was the famous Northwestern Stanford game a few, I don't know, it's maybe like eight years ago, but the hardest place to play is Evanson at 11 a.m.

Speaker 1 when there's like half the crowd and most of the, and the USC quarterback played in front of more people in high school than he is playing in front of the Evanson crowd.

Speaker 1 And that's the toughest place to play to get up for.

Speaker 1 Two things can be true at the same time.

Speaker 1 I obviously wish that it had stayed Power Five. I love the style of football that happens in the Big Ten versus the Pac-12 versus the Big 12 versus the SEC versus ACC.
I love the traditional matchups.

Speaker 1 I love just the different characteristics of each Power Five conference. With that said, this was going to happen.
Texas and Oklahoma going to the SEC.

Speaker 1 The Big Ten had to be proactive here, and they had to go get someone because the Big Ten and the SEC, they're far ahead of everyone else in terms of revenue, in terms of footprint, all these things.

Speaker 1 Like, that is just a fact.

Speaker 1 I know the SEC is better than the Big Ten, like overall, if you want to talk about national championships, all that stuff. But those are the two powers.
And the Big Ten needed to go and get someone.

Speaker 1 And also, the Pac-12, USC, and UCLA needed to join with one of the top two dogs. Otherwise, they would be out too.

Speaker 1 It just, it all feels inevitable. And if you're upset about it, I get it.
But I also just asked one simple question.

Speaker 1 What made more sense, like from a traditional standpoint, adding Rutgers and Maryland or USC and UCLA? Like this actually is more of a natural fit than Rutgers and Maryland were.

Speaker 1 And as soon as time goes on and you have games happen and things happen on the field, it just becomes what it is.

Speaker 8 Geographically, Rutgers and Maryland made more sense, but USC and UCLA

Speaker 8 in terms of being good at sports is a better addition. The hot seat in this is the ACC because it looks like the alliance is dead.
It looks like the alliance. Remember that? Yeah.

Speaker 8 There was all that alliance talk where it's like, okay, if the SEC is going to continue to just put their dick on the table, then that means the PAC-12,

Speaker 8 the Big Ten, and

Speaker 8 I guess it was just the ACC was the third element to that.

Speaker 8 We're going to team up and we're going to join forces. Or was it the Big 12? I forget.
Was it the Big 12 or the Big 10 that was part of the alliance?

Speaker 8 Either way, regardless, the ACC is out in the cold and it's looking, it's not looking great for that. But this type of stuff, it's going to continue to happen.

Speaker 8 I love it in terms of just getting to see different matchups in basketball and in football. But imagine if you're like on the swimming team.
at USC or the lacrosse team.

Speaker 8 And now Maryland just gets to kick the shit out of you every year.

Speaker 8 Like it's going to be weird for the non-revenue sports to travel all across the country all year all year long that's the part that doesn't really make that much sense is is having like those huge travel budgets and time spent away from school um for for like secondary thought uh teams at at all these different schools so um besides that like i like it i like it though in football and in uh in basketball i think it's ultimately going to be a good thing we get great logo matchups that's what's really important like how cool is it going to be we get to see like iowa play against usc usc is going to have have to learn about fullbacks pretty damn quick.

Speaker 8 They're going to learn about them. And we get like USC against, you know, Wisconsin, USC against Michigan.
I think that like those are going to be must-watch games whenever they're on TV.

Speaker 8 So for that reason, as a fan of football on television, you should be a fan of this realignment.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and it's going to be more money. I mean, it's all about money, obviously.
That's not like some hot take. That is why Texas and Oklahoma went to the SEC.

Speaker 1 That's why USC and UCLA are going to the Big Ten because those two conferences make the most money.

Speaker 1 And there's a feeling that, you know, Texas and Oklahoma, maybe it's a little different for USC and UCLA because they haven't been great the last, you know, whatever, decade.

Speaker 1 But Texas and Oklahoma were sick of holding up everyone else in their conference. And

Speaker 1 that becomes a real thing.

Speaker 1 And now they go to a conference where Ohio, you know, USC and UCLA go to a conference with Ohio State and Michigan and Penn State and like these big dogs, these national brands.

Speaker 1 It's all crazy. It also probably is all leading, if you want to look like way, way in the future,

Speaker 1 probably like 10 years from now, where schools are now like the athletic programs, the big-time college football and college basketball will just be separate from the school.

Speaker 1 They'll just have the name of that school. Like, they'll just be their own entity.
They won't have to

Speaker 1 fall under the jurisdiction of the NCAA, and they'll just license the name out, and everyone will still root for them. And that's probably where it's all heading.

Speaker 8 And when that happens in 10 years everyone's gonna be like nca football is dead again and nca football is you know dead because of the first realignment and dead because of nil i'm gonna still watch i'm gonna watch till they stop playing it and i don't think they're gonna stop playing it yeah they're not gonna they're not gonna stop playing it and as cardelle jones said legendary dc defender when he was at ohio state i didn't come here to play school that's that's what it's going to boil down to it's going to be football teams that happen to have the same name they probably live in the same town play in the same town practice in the same town.

Speaker 8 But as far as like being totally, completely intertwined with colleges, maybe not so much anymore. Now, we should caution, though, because it's not a done deal.

Speaker 8 If you read the report, it hasn't been approved at the highest levels yet. I don't know why they would put this out there

Speaker 8 since it's not completely done deal because this has happened before to USC in particular.

Speaker 8 When they were going to join the Big 12 back in, like, I want to say 2010, 2011, it was pretty much a done deal.

Speaker 8 They were going to create a super conference involving, I think it was like their plot to make Texas want to stay committed to the Big 12 for the long term was they were going to realign.

Speaker 8 They were going to get USC involved and a couple other teams, I think, at the Pac-12. And it ended up not happening because of money.
So until it's signed and done,

Speaker 8 it's not official yet. It sounds like it's probably going to happen based on the people that I've seen reporting about it.

Speaker 1 you know anything could happen it's not done yet um we're gonna i'm gonna say this right now uh next week by the way we have a show on Wednesday, and we have an extended Dungeons and Dragons on Friday.

Speaker 1 Maybe next Tuesday, we try to get Andy Staples on for like 10, 15 minutes to explain it to us in maybe a smarter way than what we're saying right now. I just know, again, it's inevitable.
It sucks.

Speaker 1 I wish it was still Power 5, but I'm also very happy that the Big Ten is actually doing something, and Kevin Warren is being proactive in saying, I'm not going to have the Big Ten, you know, lose out on a potential USC, UCLA situation.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go get these guys and we're going to go toe-to-toe with the SEC.

Speaker 8 It's a good idea.

Speaker 8 If you're the Big Ten, there's really, I don't know how you can spin this, how a Big Ten fan would be like,

Speaker 8 this is bad. I mean, I understand that the geography thing is weird and the traditional matchups are kind of getting diluted.

Speaker 8 And like you said, the brand of football.

Speaker 8 Like, yes, it is cool having different brands of football taking place in different geographic regions of the country. I like that.

Speaker 8 But if you want the conference to succeed, you can't be rooting against this. And they're going to be ripple effects out west, too.

Speaker 8 Like, I honestly think that on vibes alone, Oregon should be in the SEC. I feel like that's where they belong as a school.
If I'm just going strictly off vibes.

Speaker 1 Well, Oregon and Washington will be interesting. Whether they go to the Big Ten, you'll see maybe a similar thing that happened in the Big 12 where they added, you know, Cincy and Houston.
And like,

Speaker 1 will the Pac-12 now add a Boise, which has been talked about before? Like, there's different schools out there.

Speaker 1 The deck is just going to keep getting shuffled, and then it will be fine for a few years, and then it will be shuffled again.

Speaker 1 And usually it lines up with when the TV deals are up, and that's just how it's going to keep going, and you got to just get used to it because this is just, this is what college sports are now.

Speaker 1 And again,

Speaker 1 like you can hand ring right now, and I understand if you're a Pac-12 fan, you're pissed. You have every right to be pissed.
Just like Big 12 fans had a right to be pissed.

Speaker 1 You're losing traditional rivalries. That sucks.
But when it comes to to Saturday in the fall, you're still going to tune in and watch the games. I don't know.
At least I am.

Speaker 8 We should get an opposing point of view on here. How about we kick it to Hank the hater? Because

Speaker 8 Hank was texting some hate to us in the group chat.

Speaker 11 I mean, I'm not a hater. I don't like that nickname whatsoever.

Speaker 8 No, for this instance, you're a hater.

Speaker 11 Well, college football, I mean, we've talked about it. Like, I am from the Northeast.
I obviously didn't go to college. I

Speaker 11 don't have any big school ties other than LSU, but it's just just not. I didn't, I just said college football is a joke.
They need to become a league.

Speaker 11 Like, this is just a professional sports league at this point.

Speaker 1 That's what's going to happen, though.

Speaker 11 Right.

Speaker 11 And that's, and that's fine. Like, I'm not hating, but like, they just need to stop.
And what you said, Big Cat, like,

Speaker 11 they're going to separate where, like, they have the team name, but they're not like college athletes. Like, I just don't.

Speaker 11 It just makes no sense. And I guess it makes sense from like a

Speaker 11 financial standpoint because, you know, Texas and Oklahoma are joining the SEC, but

Speaker 11 UCLA in the Big Ten makes no sense.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but it does. At least you have the Rose Bowl historical fact, you know, factor there, which I get.
Like, there's, there's matchups that have history between the Pac-12 and the Big Ten.

Speaker 1 But yeah, I mean, but again, 10 years ago, if you said Rutgers was in the Big Ten, you'd be like, what the fuck? Right, right.

Speaker 11 This happened.

Speaker 8 Yeah, it happened for me.

Speaker 11 It started happening when the ACC basketball, like when they started switching that up, that's when I was like, this makes no sense. And it is what it is.
I'm just not a huge college football fan.

Speaker 11 And this is making me less of a college football fan, I'd say.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, Nebraska was the big 12, like the Big 12 mix up where Missouri leaves and all these things. Like the deck has been shuffled so many times now that nothing can really shock me anymore.

Speaker 1 Like that's kind of where I land.

Speaker 1 I could be disappointed that we've lost some of the history and traditions, but I also am never going to be like, how could they? How could this happen? Because it's clear that if you're a big-time

Speaker 1 conference, you know,

Speaker 1 AD or you're the director of a commissioner of a conference, you have to be thinking big picture and you have to basically be throwing out any idea of tradition and history and being like, who can get us the most money?

Speaker 1 Let's go grab them. And it sucks.
It sucks, but it's the facts.

Speaker 11 It would be sick if they, I mean, they can never do it. It's all money-based, but like if there was.

Speaker 11 Two conferences, the SEC, like a big SEC conference and a big, big 10 conference, and then some type of relegation system for the smaller schools. Yes, yes.
Like that would be, that would be awesome.

Speaker 11 But, and that's where it's like, they're kind of going there, but they're not going to actually do that.

Speaker 8 I don't think relegation will happen. I, I,

Speaker 8 like, want to see that. But like, it would be great.

Speaker 11 Boise states of the world, you know, the, the smaller, like the, the, the Mountain West schools and stuff, like, they should have a shot, but

Speaker 8 I don't know. You should also be able to trade schools.
Like, they should be, you should be allowed to trade Nebraska for USC if you're the Big Ten.

Speaker 1 Why? Wait. Oh, what do you mean? Like trade them just straight up?

Speaker 8 It'd just be fun. Yeah.
No, I mean, no like real logistical reason behind it.

Speaker 8 It would just be fun if like the commissioners were wheeling dealing behind the scenes and like actually trading trading colleges. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That would actually be fun if they have teams could get traded back and forth.

Speaker 8 You know what the smartest guy in the room is though? Mick Cronin. Mick Cronin.
Probably his whole life's goal was to get a Big Ten championship.

Speaker 8 And he's he's going to have the opportunity to do that. Like, he is the big, I know, like, he coached in Cincinnati, but like, everything about that guy is like, he, he's Big Ten distilled.

Speaker 1 Well, you know, so it, him, and Lincoln Riley, who now will have the legacy of, I don't know if they're, I think it seems like the Pac-12, the USC and UCLA teams are going to go 2024, but let's just say somehow, you know, the Pac-12's like, fuck it, get out of here, and they do 2023.

Speaker 1 Lincoln Riley has to be the first coach ever to coach Big 12, Pac-12, Big 10 in three consecutive seasons, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah. I mean, can you imagine Oklahoma?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 8 Did Oklahoma win the Big 12 last year?

Speaker 1 Oklahoma did not win the Big 12 last year. That was Baylor.

Speaker 8 That's right. Okay.
Yeah. No, but that's going to be a fun fact to bring up in like 10 years.
Like, who's the only coach to do that?

Speaker 8 Do you think Lincoln Riley had any inkling about this happening? They had to have told him, right? During the interview process?

Speaker 1 I don't know. It seems like this has been, I think this has obviously been something that has been in the wind for a while.

Speaker 1 But from everything I've read from the people that like I trust reading online, it's been about like three or four months in the making.

Speaker 1 So that probably would not totally line up with when Lincoln Riley went to USC.

Speaker 1 But it's, it's very funny to think that if he didn't know it and he was like, I'm going to the Pac-12 where I can dominate and now he might have to play like Ohio State every year.

Speaker 1 That's just a very funny idea to me.

Speaker 8 Yeah, so I guess Oklahoma fans are happy about this because they kind of see he might have gotten fucked over on it.

Speaker 1 Right, right, exactly. Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay, so wait, did you have breaking moves, Hank?

Speaker 1 Breaking moves.

Speaker 1 Breaking moves.

Speaker 11 Yeah, if you're watching the video on YouTube, you can see my face when this happened.

Speaker 11 I don't want to interrupt you guys in front of that, but Kevin Durant has officially requested a trade from the Brooklyn Nets with the preferred destination of the Phoenix Hunts.

Speaker 1 Whoa.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Hilarious. All right.
So

Speaker 1 instant takes, turns out he might not like Kyrie anymore. Turns out he might have thought, hey, Kyrie isn't that much fun to be around.

Speaker 8 Turns out that we should take back everything bad we've said about Kevin Durant ring chasing because he's going to Phoenix to play with Chris Paul.

Speaker 1 Right. And, yeah, a team that is, I think, what wasn't the stat that they have been, they've won more playoff games without winning a NBA championship than any other franchise or something like that.

Speaker 11 Now as Wodes just tweeted less than a minute ago, Phoenix and Miami.

Speaker 1 Miami.

Speaker 1 Culture.

Speaker 1 Culture.

Speaker 8 Jake, Jake, let me get a culture vibe on Kevin Durant. How does he fit?

Speaker 12 Fantastic. He keeps his head down.

Speaker 1 Fucking hell.

Speaker 12 Maybe a little timely on Twitter, but fucking passive. That would be awesome.
Him and Jimmy, I'm sure, like, Bam.

Speaker 12 I'm sure it would involve a trade of, like, Hero and Duncan or something, but I would assume they would keep Jimmy and Bam as the cold.

Speaker 8 What do you mean he keeps his head down? Unpack that thought for me.

Speaker 7 Just literally keep his head down.

Speaker 12 He's always on Twitter.

Speaker 8 Bad posture.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess. This is a crazy thing from, I was actually

Speaker 11 three hours before free agency.

Speaker 1 I had to take Stu Feiner out to lunch today, and I was actually walking back from the lunch, and I was like, there's really nothing that we can talk about today because like nothing's happened.

Speaker 1 And it was like USC, UCLA, and now this, Bam, Bam, back, back to back.

Speaker 10 Crazy. That is, that's wild.

Speaker 8 What a wild day. Hey,

Speaker 8 the NFL now has to drop their Deshaun Watson news. It has to.
Just so NFL, you have to be king.

Speaker 8 I actually, I did a little bit of research on the news dumps, the history of the NFL news dump going into both 4th of July weekend and Labor Day weekend.

Speaker 8 There's like hundreds of people that have been either suspended or like major breaking news on these big weekends in particular, going back to like the start of Roger Goodell's tenure. It's shocking.

Speaker 8 Like I went through the list of everything. We've had like Ruben Foster news.
We've had Jameis Winston, Sheldon Richardson, Rolando McLean, Johnny Football, Demarcus Lawrence,

Speaker 8 Darren Waller, Darren Waller again, Rodney Harrison, Travis Henry, Anthony Gonzalez, Mike Williams, Jonathan Dwyer. Like that, this is the weekend that it all happens.

Speaker 8 Antonio Gates was on one of these weekends, too. It's Vincent Jackson.
The names go on and on and on. Deshaun Watson is definitely...

Speaker 8 They're going to announce this news because the NFL is king.

Speaker 1 It has to be. Yeah, it has to be.

Speaker 11 It will have been announced by the time this this podcast, bro.

Speaker 1 So, instant reaction. Um,

Speaker 1 I thought it could have been more,

Speaker 1 yeah, uh, yeah, I don't think that you could say it should have been less. There we go, and that was Deshaun Watson.
Well, that's what Roger Godell is doing.

Speaker 8 Those are two. What he's going to do,

Speaker 8 what he's going to do is he's Godell's going to be like, He's, he's suspended indefinitely, which just means like, I don't want to, I don't want to say a number.

Speaker 8 Because if I say a number, then half the people will be like, that's too much. The other half will be like, that's not enough.
So he's just going to be like, he's,

Speaker 8 he's just kind of, he's not going to play

Speaker 1 for a while.

Speaker 8 But just

Speaker 8 forget about him.

Speaker 1 Put that on a quote board. Pardon my take's official statement.
It could have been more. Probably couldn't have been less.

Speaker 1 That's our take on the

Speaker 1 John Watson suspension whenever it's released.

Speaker 1 I love it.

Speaker 8 But KD, I wonder what happened. I wonder what happened with KD because it seemed like just reading the tea leaves, leaves, he was going to stick around next year and something changed.

Speaker 1 Well, it's, I mean,

Speaker 1 I have no inside information, and this could be the timelines could be way off, but

Speaker 1 it would almost be perfect if he was like, I'm so sick of Kyrie's shit. I'm going to tell him that I'm going to stay.
And then when he opts in, I'm going to ask for a trade.

Speaker 1 Like, he fucked me, I'm going to fuck him.

Speaker 8 You know who would have that information, like the inside information? If we want to just get him on the phone or on a FaceTime real quick? Frank the Tank.

Speaker 1 No, no. He's been, you haven't been in the office last

Speaker 1 day. It's been bad.
It has been a bad situation. The Mets are crumbling.
I know they're still in first. Yeah.

Speaker 8 I kind of just want to hear 10 seconds of Frank the Tank.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. If we could keep it to 10 seconds, I would agree.
There's no way we can. How about we call him and

Speaker 8 we hang up at 10 seconds?

Speaker 1 I don't have his number in the moonlight trying not to get their phone. Did you have any problem?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 No, no. I think you can hear them.

Speaker 11 I communicate with them exclusively on DMs.

Speaker 1 Open the door real quick. Just open the door.
That's all we're going to do: just open the door. Open the door, and if we can hear them.

Speaker 1 No, okay, close it.

Speaker 1 All-time bad idea, PFT.

Speaker 1 But you also, in your defense,

Speaker 1 in your defense, you haven't been here in the last day, and

Speaker 1 it's been bad. It's been a lot of yelling

Speaker 1 to a lot of people.

Speaker 1 Like, more so than ever. More so than ever.
All right.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 so like I said, we have a show on Wednesday, and then we have a show on Friday. So we'll recap any NBA free agency on Wednesday.
And we will do the Dungeon and Dragon on Friday.

Speaker 1 Should we get to the interview? Should we get to Chase Crawford and Will Compton? And then we'll wrap up with Firefest.

Speaker 10 Hey, it's PFT here, reminding you that Boarshead makes game day entertaining elevated and effortless.

Speaker 10 Whether you order catering platters ahead from your local Boarshead retailer, or you create your own spread at home with Boarshead premium deli meats and cheeses, you are sure to impress your guests.

Speaker 10 My favorites like oven gold turkey or blazing buffalo-style chicken, paired with their classic Vermont cheddar or creamy Munster cheese, are sure to score big and help me elevate my entertainment every time, whether it's for a tailgate or a home gating celebration.

Speaker 10 Seriously, guys, it's a game-changing flavor for every gathering. Boarshead, committed to craft since 1905.

Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on very special guest. It is

Speaker 1 actor extraordinaire. It is Chase Crawford.
He's here. He's got season three on Amazon,

Speaker 1 The Boys. It's out now, correct?

Speaker 7 Correct. Every Friday, yep.

Speaker 1 Every Friday.

Speaker 1 This Friday, yeah. Love it.
It's a great show. Everyone should check it out.

Speaker 1 I was thinking about what my first question would be. Like, would it be a Tony Romo question, which we've said some shit about him.
We'll have to get into that later.

Speaker 1 Because it is your brother-in-law. I think I was just going to go with, like, have you always been this hot?

Speaker 1 Have you?

Speaker 7 No, just, just, just only up until recently. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 Did you have like an awkward teenage stage where you were like, oh,

Speaker 10 this dude's gross?

Speaker 7 Fully had the full, like Jinko's Abercrombie, Puka Shells highlighter hair pulled through the cap with the brace. I mean, it was bad.

Speaker 10 Yeah, oh, you're saying that's a bad thing. I thought you were describing your hot.

Speaker 7 Kind of amazing.

Speaker 1 You were an Abercrombie model in high school, right? No,

Speaker 7 I worked there, but I've made them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. By the way, did you see the documentary where they tried to cancel Abercrombie? I did.

Speaker 7 I did.

Speaker 1 I watched it and I was like, for an hour and a half, I was like, so wait, what's the point? And I just like, it was like a waste of an hour. I get it, but.
It was a little weird.

Speaker 7 Yeah, yeah. It was weird to see, though, how it kind of came up.
And, oh, man, I just have PTSD from the waft of cologne coming from the mall when I worked this town.

Speaker 10 What's the process like to getting hired at Abercrombie? Is it just like, hey, you look so much like the guys on the walls?

Speaker 1 You should just hang out here all the time.

Speaker 4 We'll pay you to hang out here.

Speaker 3 Like, down to some push-ups. Can you do some push-ups?

Speaker 7 Yeah, no, I just walked by. I mean, they're definitely hiring under 18.
You know, they were at the time. They don't really care.

Speaker 1 Like, yeah, you want to work here? Perfect. Great.

Speaker 7 Yeah, throwing some puka shells.

Speaker 1 So, I mean, back to the hot question.

Speaker 1 You did, like, when you were here in the office yesterday, there were people who were like, did you see Chase Crawford? Did you see him? Did you see him? Is that weird, though, to walk?

Speaker 1 Because, because like i know i've never had that feeling of walking into a room and everyone being like damn this guy's good looking so like do you i you know it's it's a very like stupid question but it is it's kind of like when i ask an nfl player like what's it like being so fast like what's it like being so attractive no no no listen i will say it's it's great from from the the boys demographics is definitely a lot different from the gossip girl like you know right it's a very specific like teen like 14 to 15 year old girls you know if I see a certain group walking down the street but but but the boys it's been it's been nice it's been you know like guys at the gym or at TSA like hey the deep man what's going on the deep bro you know it's a great a great mix up so it's nice yeah to have the

Speaker 10 yeah two different demographics that's always the best actually at TSA it's happened to me twice I think at TSA where an officer has like recognized maybe my laptop or something like that gave it away and then I'm like okay my drugs are fine yeah no no it's not gonna bust me.

Speaker 7 It's wrong. This guy's like eyeing me down, like, real serious.

Speaker 1 Are there drugs in my little drug pocket, my jeans? I'm like, what do I do? I'm like, try to throw it away. And then he's like, yo, the deep, baby, give me a hug.
You know, that's great.

Speaker 7 I really enjoy those interactions.

Speaker 10 So I started the boys yesterday, actually, because you were coming out.

Speaker 1 It's a time interview prep by us. Listen,

Speaker 1 I don't do that for you. Half of the podcast started the show yesterday.

Speaker 10 Yeah. So I watched the first two episodes last night.
Hank has been telling me to watch watch it for months now. So I finally got around to watching it.

Speaker 10 So please don't give anything away past the first two episodes at least. Okay.
But you seem to be doing a very good job of playing a real dickhead.

Speaker 10 And I mean that as like a compliment.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, thank you.

Speaker 10 Like, do you get tired of playing assholes?

Speaker 7 Yeah, I mean, it was good to switch it up from, you know,

Speaker 7 the teen soap that we did here in New York for a long time. So it was good to switch it up.
But

Speaker 7 yeah, that first episode, yeah, it's a big, it's a big 180 scene right there.

Speaker 7 But then it like kind of gear shifts into me, you know, saving the fucking dolphin from Ocean Land.

Speaker 1 Oh, so you become a good guy.

Speaker 7 I mean, he's a bit of a comic relief sort of, you know, like they do switch gears tonally, which is interesting, you know. Okay.

Speaker 7 You know, like ejecting the dolphin through the... through the windshield.
But this year, yeah, the storylines get weirder and weirder, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 Ooh, I like that. I'm going to have to start watching.
I'm going to follow up on it. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Watch two more episodes.

Speaker 1 Don't hurt yourself.

Speaker 1 But yeah, I mean, like,

Speaker 1 it was very funny when you came in yesterday and everyone was just like, damn, Chase Crawford.

Speaker 1 The one thing that bothers me, though, about your name and where you're from, you realize you would have been like a perfect Texas quarterback.

Speaker 1 Like, Chase Crawford is a name that this podcast alone would have done like a five-minute bit on. Just being like,

Speaker 1 if you had been a backup quarterback and gotten into a game, we would have been like, Chase Crawford was meant for this moment.

Speaker 1 He doesn't even spell his name like, you know, know, with an S, it's a C and like all these things. So I don't want to say you missed your calling, but

Speaker 1 you were the perfect Texas quarterback.

Speaker 7 I tried. I tried.
You know,

Speaker 7 I was a good quarterback in like Pee Wee when I was about 10 years old. And then it was like, my dad's like, I don't know if you're going to get much, much bigger than like 160, you know, 5'11.

Speaker 7 You know what I mean? It's like Texas. He's like, let's just maybe stick to golf for a minute.
So that's kind of what, yeah, the age and height and weight kind of surpassed me.

Speaker 1 Well, he named you, so he probably was kind of bummed out. Like, all right, this didn't work out.
Like, I gave you the name. Primed you.
Yeah, we live in Texas.

Speaker 1 Yeah, this was size reversal.

Speaker 1 He's like, I've carried you as far as I can. The rest is up to you.
But seriously, like, Colt McCoy, Chase Crawford. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Those are similar.

Speaker 7 It's supposed to be chance. He's like, I'm going to drop the N.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's going to be awesome. Chase, the ace.

Speaker 10 So you're from Lubbock, right?

Speaker 7 Born in Lubbock.

Speaker 10 So when you grew up there, was it still a dry town?

Speaker 7 You know, I was,

Speaker 7 I think it was. I was only one year, you know, about two.
We moved to Oklahoma City and then to Dallas, basically. But we'd go back.

Speaker 7 You know, we grew up Red Raiders fans, tech. And,

Speaker 7 yeah, I mean,

Speaker 7 I think it was dry for a long time, wasn't it?

Speaker 10 That's a fun team to root for, though. If you have to pick, especially like when we were growing up, I think we're about the same age.

Speaker 10 But in our childhood, like through middle school, high school, college, if you didn't root for a team that was going to be competing for a national championship, Texas Tech was the perfect team because they're going to score like 55 points every single week.

Speaker 10 Fun to watch.

Speaker 7 So I was kind of a Mahomes fan from that. I love Kingsbury, and my dad went to Oklahoma, so, you know, we like OU as well.
But yeah.

Speaker 1 Ooh, what do you think about the switch to the SEC? It's going to be a very difficult, like,

Speaker 1 you, you obviously, if your dad's an Oklahoma fan, you know,

Speaker 1 you lived in the area, you grew up in the area. I feel like Oklahoma fans aren't ready for

Speaker 1 being in the SEC and losing more than like two games a year.

Speaker 7 By the way, I mean, I can see both sides. It was a bloodbath down.
I mean, I was with my dad when the news came out. It was depressing down there in Oklahoma.

Speaker 1 Really? Well, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 It was a... There's still, there's a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of bitterness over that.
But, yeah, that move, him and I talk about the move to SEC. I mean, how are you going to...

Speaker 7 It's just,

Speaker 7 it's going to be very competitive and very interesting to see how they navigate that. It's going to be tough.
Why would you want to be coaching?

Speaker 1 Yeah, like it's, I think Oklahoma will be fine overall because it's such a great program. But when you don't get to play Kansas every year,

Speaker 1 it's like, you know,

Speaker 1 there's Vanderbilt, but that's about it in the SEC. Every other team is...

Speaker 7 Heavy hitters every week. And a lot of stress, too, if obviously if you're the number, you know, if you're the coach,

Speaker 7 that's a lot of stress. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I'm just nervous for the Oklahoma fan base because I feel like they are so used to losing two games a year is like the max for Oklahoma.
Right.

Speaker 10 Usually one of those is to an SEC team in bull season.

Speaker 1 Yeah, where they lose by like 35 points. Yeah, one of them is to like a Kansas or someone, and then they're like, oh, Oklahoma's season's done.
And they're like, no, it's not. They're back.

Speaker 1 Right, right, right.

Speaker 7 I haven't been paying too much, but hopefully they can recruit some good players after the mass exodus. But, yeah, it was a depressing day.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so

Speaker 10 as a joint Texas Tech Oklahoma guy, are you a big Baker guy?

Speaker 7 Yeah, we were.

Speaker 7 I mean, for the most part, we were... Me and

Speaker 7 Tony's boys, the middle one's a big, I mean, they're both, they're all watched sports, but Riv, the middle one, he was a big Browns Baker fan for a while, too. So we kind of hopped on that bandwagon.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I mean, when he was OU, we definitely were.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 7 how do you feel?

Speaker 1 No, no, no, not at all. We like Baker.

Speaker 10 I think he kind of got a raw deal last year

Speaker 10 because he was hurt the entire time. And of course, he wants to play.

Speaker 10 It's on the team and the coaching staff to be like, no, man, you suck right now because you're hurt. You shouldn't play.

Speaker 10 You can't let him be like, you can't trust a player to say, no, I'm fine. Let me go out there.
You have to be able as a coaching staff to be like, nope, I'm going to make the decision. You're out.

Speaker 10 So he kind of got fucked on that one. But then

Speaker 10 he's also like, you know, he hasn't lived up to being the first overall pick, especially all the shit that he talks. He loves talking shit.

Speaker 7 He does love talking shit.

Speaker 10 But he only plays good when

Speaker 10 people are talking shit about him. So I feel like this next chance for him, now that he's got like a chip on his shoulder again, I think he'll be okay.
I think he's going to be fine.

Speaker 10 He might not be like, you know, top five quarterback ever, but he could be top 10.

Speaker 7 He might need to switch up. Exactly.
I think he didn't really fully pan out as the number one pick. But yeah,

Speaker 7 we rode rode that train for a while for the Browns. But yeah, what can you do?

Speaker 1 Yeah, you mean you can't decide like where you get picked is a lot of how the story gets written about you. Right.

Speaker 1 And being the number one pick always makes the expectations sometimes unrealistic, which is not fair.

Speaker 7 And, you know, Burrow, you know, he's doing it. Yeah.
He's fun to watch. Yeah, he's our guy, too.

Speaker 1 I have a story right here that I read that you have to either confirm or deny. It's outrageous because you seem like a guy who's got it

Speaker 1 You know what I'm going to ask?

Speaker 7 I have no idea.

Speaker 1 Okay, so the story read basically that in the new season of the boys on Amazon, they had to use CGI effects to shrink your penis because it was too big.

Speaker 1 That might be the coolest story that's ever been written about anyone. That literally is what I read.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's

Speaker 4 a ridiculous thing.

Speaker 1 Why do we have any story?

Speaker 1 Chase Crawford reveals why his bulge was edited out of the boys. And then the actual

Speaker 1 article is like, yeah, it was too big. They had to make it smaller.
What the fuck?

Speaker 7 I feel like there's been a little bit of a game of telephone that's been happening. But now, now that it's ended at this place, I can't confirm nor deny.
I'm not going to deny it.

Speaker 1 Unfortunately. Either you have

Speaker 1 a huge cock, or you have the greatest publicists of all time. Like one or the other.

Speaker 1 Because that's, I need a story like that where it's like, yeah, pardon my takes a family program, so they had to edit, you know.

Speaker 7 It's all happening according to plan. Yes, it's all finally taking shape.

Speaker 1 I just was like, I was just doing a little research. I was like, wait, is this

Speaker 1 real?

Speaker 10 Showrunner Kripke was like, we get no notes from Amazon, but the first one we got was that can't fucking happen. We've got to take that out.
And we had to edit it up.

Speaker 10 The very first note that you've ever gotten, the first one, you've got it.

Speaker 4 Your show has people's heads that explode constantly.

Speaker 1 And they don't care about really anything else.

Speaker 10 There's just like pink mist and goo everywhere in the show.

Speaker 4 And they're like, that cock's too big.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 Chase's hog is way too large. What the fuck? Can we make it more realistic? Oh, man.
And why do we have to bring CGI into this? Why can't they just spray you down with water? Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 Make it, yeah, turn the AC down.

Speaker 10 We have to spend $4 million to make Chase's cock look smaller.

Speaker 1 The best part is, I love these stories because I always just think about the dude that spent years and years at like USC like filmmaking school and like his job is now to just make your dick smaller.

Speaker 1 He's sitting in the room at his computer. He's like a genius person who spent years and years perfecting his craft.
Right. And like, you know, the studio is like, hey,

Speaker 1 we got a big task for you. It's like, what's up? Like, am I going to make

Speaker 1 these guys go to the moon or something? Make it look like really cool. No,

Speaker 1 I'm just going to have to have you adjust this one real quick.

Speaker 7 Welcome to the boys. Yeah, this is a new show.

Speaker 10 I wonder if they teach that at school if there's actually like a class that shows like the art to making it smaller.

Speaker 1 Yes. Dick Editing, yeah.
Dick Editing 101.

Speaker 10 There's probably more in the Valley than it is at USC.

Speaker 1 Right, right.

Speaker 10 I heard that you came in here yesterday and you sat down with the LCB guys, Light Scammer Barcelona. Yes.
And they asked you a question about who you would want to play in the movie.

Speaker 10 And you said Tiger Woods.

Speaker 1 I did.

Speaker 10 Do you stand by that? I stand by that. What kind of movie are we talking about here?

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 7 I mean, listen,

Speaker 7 it was, you know, that's never going to happen in the real world, but I do. We were talking sports.
I'm a big golf fan.

Speaker 7 I like the Tiger documentary, but he wasn't really a part of it.

Speaker 7 I feel like we need, you know, he's the MJ of my time.

Speaker 7 I'm obsessed with Tiger. So I feel like we need a full, at least a documentary, like The Last Dance, like a 10-parter.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? Oh,

Speaker 1 he's one of the most fascinating sports figures ever.

Speaker 7 Ever. But then they were like, you know, you could probably play Steve as Caddy.
I'm like, great,

Speaker 7 sign me up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, why not? Yeah, wait, so who's your favorite golfer right now? Who do you root for?

Speaker 7 Oh, man.

Speaker 7 Zalatoris. Will Zalatoris went to my high school.

Speaker 1 He's one of our guys.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I play with him in Dallas with Tony sometimes. He's a great dude.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I root for him.

Speaker 7 I like JT and Speeth as well.

Speaker 7 I played a couple of rounds with Speeth. Great dude.

Speaker 7 And Scotty Scheffler. I mean, these are all, you know, these are the Texas boys.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 7 Scheffler's great.

Speaker 1 So, how, what's your game like? Are you terrible? I mean, like, actually terrible? Because I would imagine the guy who gets his cock CGI'd is like, he's like, I'm terrible.

Speaker 1 I shoot a 78.

Speaker 7 I played a little better when I was younger. I just don't practice.
I'm 80s, you know, mid-20s. And that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So you're talking to a couple like 130 guys. Okay.
So actually I broke 130 last week, 127. Congratulations, Chris.
Thank you. Congrats.
Skipped three holes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, on nine, yeah, front nine. How good is Tony for real? Because

Speaker 1 I'm always curious, like, can these guys, we saw Mahomes play in the match, and he, I mean, from what I saw, I was like, this guy, if he put enough time in it, is Tony, like if he put enough time, if he said, I'm just going to golf, do you think he could be maybe even tour, like close to tour?

Speaker 7 I think he's got a chance.

Speaker 7 I mean, Tony's also the guy that can not play, you know, when he's playing football, he can not play for like six months and just pick up up a club and still shoot even par you know what i mean i mean yeah he's he's got a pretty well-rounded game he's just a solid i mean he's got you know he's got that thing i mean when he was when he was growing up he he even started uh playing football late and he sort of adapted he like knows how to see a motion and adapt to it so he can watch he watches all the videos on youtube and just he just has that motion you know i don't know how he does it it's frustrating one time he hurt his finger and he played he played one-handed and still beat me yeah it was ridiculous well that's also like any professional athlete when you see them do any other sport, you're like, oh, yeah, that's why they're a professional athlete.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like they move different than everyone else.

Speaker 7 That makes me so angry. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 10 What's he like as a brother-in-law? Like, strong side, weak side. Yeah.
What are the pros and cons of Tony Romano?

Speaker 1 Strong side, weak side.

Speaker 10 As a family member, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's a better way. I was going to, when I wrote down the question, it was going to be like, Chase, would you say you like or love Tony Romo? Love Tony Romo.
Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah, no, we're like family.

Speaker 7 No, we're like brothers. No,

Speaker 7 he's awesome. I do.

Speaker 7 I have great memories.

Speaker 7 You know, me and my dad going to the games. We grew up Cowboys fans.
You know what I mean? I guess it was just, I mean, since we were little, we got like the starter jacket pictures and everything.

Speaker 7 So we were, you know, very excited. But Tony's just an all-around great dude.
His family's great.

Speaker 7 We got golf in common. We like to play.
The boys, little boys are great. But Tony's awesome.
Yeah. He's taking me everywhere.

Speaker 1 We've never said anything about him. No weaknesses.

Speaker 1 Worst part about being brother-in-law with Tony Romo.

Speaker 7 The worst part?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Oh, man. He's tough.

Speaker 7 You know,

Speaker 7 he's not very, you know, I like to eat. I mean, he does too, but he's very, I try and get him to try all these new things.
He doesn't, he likes to stick to the basics. You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 So I'm trying to get him away from just the meat and potatoes. But that's it.
You know what I mean? I always forget.

Speaker 7 I try and take him to these nice restaurants, and he, you know, he takes everything off the hamburger. So it's.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay. That's actually a good answer.

Speaker 7 You know? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 8 Chase Crawford is brought to you by our great friends over at Roman. What would you want to last longer? Summer nights, a good TV show, an awesome concert? Well, Roman wants you to last longer in bed.

Speaker 8 That's right. 340% better in bed.
Roman swipes are the secret to longer-lasting sex. Roman swipes are uniquely formulated to reduce overstimulation without eliminating sensation altogether.

Speaker 8 The more consistent you are with the swipes, the longer and better your sex is going to be. The swipes are easy to use.
Take out the swipe, apply, and let it dry for five minutes.

Speaker 8 Enjoy longer-lasting sex. Roman swipes, no shame in your game.
Swipe up with Roman swipes. How about that for a tagline? Roman swipes, get your swipe on, last longer in bed.
You'll thank us.

Speaker 8 And we're going to give you a special discount because you're so nice and because you're a part of my take listener.

Speaker 8 Go to getroman.com/slash take to get your first month of swipes for just $5 when you choose a monthly plan.

Speaker 1 That's getroman.com/slash take to get your first month of swipes for just five bucks when you choose a monthly plan and now more chase crawford um so in acting like let's just say five years from now what's like the next thing because it's always hard when we talk to pro sports players they're like yeah i want to win a championship i want to be an mvp like what is for you in terms of your career like what's the next thing you want to do or or challenge yourself with It's a good question.

Speaker 7 I'm having a lot of fun doing comedy on this show. It kind of, you know, everything's sort of morphed into TV and the film lines are blurred.
You can kind of do whatever you want.

Speaker 7 And the older I get, I'm like, you know, you just start taking yourself a lot less seriously. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Like Oscar, like I'm that Captain Weirdo, you know, trying to be Johnny Captain Weirdo Oscar guy.

Speaker 7 I mean, it's just, I think you just want to work with your friends and do and do fun material that you enjoy working on.

Speaker 1 That must have been creating it.

Speaker 7 I mean, I want to be a part on the other side of it and have more agency to create what we want to do.

Speaker 1 That must have been kind of refreshing.

Speaker 1 Not like, I would imagine as an actor, it's actually kind of similar to us as like podcasters like you know most actors like i want to be you know uh robert de niro or al pacino's like not everyone can be that like we're we're not going to be tv guys you know what i mean right right right but realizing what you have is fun and enjoying that is a very liberating feeling it is you play to your strengths right i mean you play to your strengths try and try and try and have fun the best you can and do what you want to do and do it with the people you want to do it with.

Speaker 7 Everyone has their own path. So, you know, we all still try and figure that out.
But yeah, I mean, the the boys is the most fun I've ever had doing anything. So, it's been great.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I'm sure you still get, like, when you're walking down the street, there's still a bunch of gossip girl fans that are just, you know, like, oh, hey, what's up? Like,

Speaker 1 is that a role that you'll never be able to outrun in a way?

Speaker 7 It seems that way. Yeah.
Netflix in the pandemic, like all the episodes were on there. It sort of like revived it with what you're doing.
Did you notice it?

Speaker 1 Did you feel it? I could feel it.

Speaker 1 People are watching this show again.

Speaker 7 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's still the same.
It's the same age.

Speaker 1 You know, yeah.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I'm like 37 now.

Speaker 7 Yeah, and in New York, too, it's funny. It's more of the tourists, but you're walking down the street and it's like, we shot it here for so long.
New York was such a big part of it.

Speaker 7 It's like, oh, there's like Mickey Mouse in Disneyland. He's right there

Speaker 7 in the city. So they get excited.
Do you ever like it's fun?

Speaker 10 Do you try to stay away from some of the places that you would film scenes in for Gossip Girl? Because that'd be kind of weird for people to come and be like, well, I already saw this on TV.

Speaker 1 Like, that guy is actually here.

Speaker 7 Right.

Speaker 7 I feel like there used to be bus tours to certain places. I don't know.
It became something insane.

Speaker 7 But yeah, like the I don't know if the Palace Hotel is still even there, but that was one of the big places.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I mean, I still walk around the city and I'm like, we shot there and there.

Speaker 1 And yeah, so it's got to be such a weird feeling to have a show, a very popular show, be like revitalized by Netflix and streaming and then have everyone like re-watching it or watching it for the first time.

Speaker 1 Right. And you're like, I haven't thought about this in a long time.
Like 10 years.

Speaker 7 yeah. It's it's a little bizarre, yeah, it's definitely insane, but uh, yeah,

Speaker 1 yeah, what's up with your Twitter account, by the way?

Speaker 7 They asked me this yesterday. I never log in, I never log in in Twitter, I think it got hacked from what they were telling me.

Speaker 1 I so you have 21 tweets, you haven't tweeted since 2015, and you have 110,000 followers. What's what's going on? Do we have not bad? Yeah, I know, but like, have you ever had the urge?

Speaker 1 I mean, this is smart that you

Speaker 1 aren't on Twitter because Twitter is a hell site, but have you ever had the urge to get on and interact? No,

Speaker 7 I haven't really. I mean, but maybe I take a photo of this and maybe this is my first tweet since 2015.

Speaker 1 Wait, so do you have, yeah, do you have your Twitter account right now? Could you log in? I don't actually.

Speaker 7 I don't know if it let me in. Let me see.
Let me see. Should we do it?

Speaker 1 Wow. I'm looking at your family.
If it lets you in right now and we just popped off a tweet.

Speaker 7 Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 10 You follow Tony.

Speaker 1 You should just be like, I don't think Oklahoma should go to the SEC.

Speaker 1 It's just like, not only is your Twitter back, but you're just behind the times at all times.

Speaker 7 I'm not sure if they should.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 Oh, you follow Miles Teller? You only follow nine people. We love Miles Teller.
We do love Miles.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I'm friends with him out in LA. We golf all the time, and he's Philly, right?

Speaker 1 Is he a dick all the time? And I say that in a very nice way. Like when we had that interview with him, we interviewed him a couple of years ago.
Right. And we came out of it.

Speaker 1 We're like, yeah, he's kind of a dick, but like in a way that I loved. You know what I mean? Like a ball-busting.

Speaker 7 Probably for just ball busting talking sports.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right. That's the only time he was a Philly fan.
Yeah, Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 I enjoyed it so much, like going back and forth and like talking shit to each other.

Speaker 7 He likes to chop it up. Yeah, he likes to talk shit on the golf course.
We'll shoot pool together. Yeah, he's competitive.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Him and I are super tight, man. And Top Gun was awesome.

Speaker 1 Yeah, incredible. Yes.

Speaker 7 I got in.

Speaker 1 You're in.

Speaker 7 I got in somehow. So how do we do that?

Speaker 4 What should we say?

Speaker 1 Let's see.

Speaker 4 You should go after Lincoln Riley.

Speaker 1 Be like, Lincoln Riley's a skinny. Yes.
Yes. You should be like, you're a coward.

Speaker 1 Like, you're a coward for leaving Norman.

Speaker 10 I can't believe Lincoln Riley thinks the grass is greener at USC.

Speaker 1 He's in for a rude awakening. Let me just throw this out there.
You could tweet at your brother-in-law and be like, hey, why don't you go on part of my take?

Speaker 1 I mean, that would be interesting.

Speaker 7 I'll tell him.

Speaker 1 Just tweet him right now.

Speaker 10 Tweet the Oklahoma take and then reply to that and tag Tony Romo and be like, hey, I'm hanging out with these fun guys at part of my take.

Speaker 1 Or I have another one for you. So whenever I have like a bad loss,

Speaker 1 I pretend that I'm hacked. So, I tweet like a link to a PS5, being like, I'm giving away a free PS5.
You could do that.

Speaker 1 That's amazing. Where it's like, you've been hacked for seven years, eight years.

Speaker 7 Is it just part of my take or is it PF?

Speaker 1 At part of my take.

Speaker 7 At part of my take.

Speaker 1 On part of my take.

Speaker 4 This is hilarious. This is his first tweet since 2015.

Speaker 1 We're breaking news here.

Speaker 7 This is enormous. Breaking news.

Speaker 1 Here we go.

Speaker 1 Your last tweet was an ad from December 9th, 2015.

Speaker 1 That's incredible.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 7 It just seems like it's a cesspool for, I don't know. I just want to say that.

Speaker 1 No, it's a terrible place.

Speaker 1 You should tweet it and just never come back until you come back on our show. Every time you come on, you have to tweet.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And that's it.

Speaker 10 It's just that.

Speaker 1 Wow. This is a time chase.
Chase must be in. Yeah, he must be on part of my take right now.

Speaker 4 He's tweeting again.

Speaker 10 Because back in 2015, one of your last retweets was from Tony when he said the NFL has canceled our fantasy football convention this year in Vegas, and that is disappointing.

Speaker 10 And that's like a completely different world than the world we live in right now, where the NFL has like

Speaker 10 gambling partners. Calvin Ridley's laying down $500 parlays.

Speaker 1 I remember that story too being like, yeah, Tony's right. Like, this is absolute bullshit.
Why are they doing this? Wow.

Speaker 7 Okay, it's done.

Speaker 1 You did it. What did you say?

Speaker 7 We weren't able to send your tweet.

Speaker 1 Fucking Elon. Damn.

Speaker 7 What's going on? I don't know. Maybe you'll have to do it afterwards.
It's in the draft. Is it too long? Do they still do this?

Speaker 4 What did you say?

Speaker 7 Said, I'm part of my take. We pissed about Link and Riley going to USC.
And they want to see Tony Roma on the show. First tweet since 2015.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. How is that not going to happen? They probably emailed you.

Speaker 10 They're probably checking your email, and they're like, hey, we want to make sure this is you.

Speaker 7 That might be it.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's a great first tweet back. I love that.

Speaker 1 I just had it. Let's see.

Speaker 1 I mean, this is, yeah, we're making history right now.

Speaker 7 It doesn't say. It It doesn't let me do it.

Speaker 1 Why wouldn't it let you tweet it?

Speaker 7 I don't know.

Speaker 1 Is it too many characters?

Speaker 1 Does that seem like

Speaker 10 280 is what we're up to now?

Speaker 1 All right, well, you treat it like that. I'll do it.
I'll do it.

Speaker 1 I appreciate that. I just followed you, so that's big.
You're following nine people.

Speaker 7 I feel like it's only good for

Speaker 7 comedians. Like, you guys are probably great on there.

Speaker 1 We're not coming. No, you know, come on.
We're washed up.

Speaker 1 We're all. I just basically tweet whatever's on my TV in front of me.
Right, right. It's just like you like, I'm watching sports and I tweet about that.
That's about it. Okay.

Speaker 10 I just complained to corporations for bad customer service.

Speaker 1 Right, right. I've almost done that.

Speaker 7 I'm like, that can't be my first tweet back from 2005.

Speaker 1 That actually would be awesome.

Speaker 10 If you've been off for seven years and you're like, hey, I hop.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Hey, hey, tirade, Chipotle.

Speaker 7 Pancakes are done here.

Speaker 1 Yeah, when I order double guac, I mean double guac. Yeah, just coming back hot out of the gates.

Speaker 1 Wait, so.

Speaker 1 Like, what's the next, what's coming up, though? What's the next thing on Chase Crawford's? Like, I want to get you, what's the role that we can get you in?

Speaker 1 We have a movie we could pitch you on, but that's separate.

Speaker 7 I want to hear that. Yeah.
Is it me playing Tiger Woods? Because that's awesome.

Speaker 1 Actually,

Speaker 1 we could. Yeah.
Because this is.

Speaker 10 So it's a movie. I don't want to get into the details too much, and we'll have you sign an NDA after.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 10 it stars Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Kevin Hart, David Spade. Topher Grace, Lawrence Taylor.

Speaker 1 Rob Schneider. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 That's fantastic. Yeah, no, it's got a who's who.

Speaker 10 It's called Boner Dogs.

Speaker 10 And it's about a dog, a team of dog sled dogs that get lost out in the wilderness. One of them has a boner.

Speaker 1 Actually, you should be the stunt cock.

Speaker 10 You should be the stunt cock.

Speaker 1 I'll be the dog.

Speaker 10 And also the voice of Tiger Woods' dog. Right.
How about that?

Speaker 1 That would be great. Yeah.
This sounds great. We'll cast Tiger Woods' dog.
Let's do an awards campaign.

Speaker 7 This sounds awesome.

Speaker 10 Okay, it's animated.

Speaker 1 It's animated. We're working with loosely attached Happy Madison.
Ever heard of him? Of course. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, things are.

Speaker 10 Oh, Kevin Garnett's in it, too.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's going to be a good movie. This sounds amazing.

Speaker 10 We've been verbally writing it for four years now, five years.

Speaker 1 I think even more. Verbally writing it.
Verbally writing.

Speaker 7 There's no script.

Speaker 1 It's all up here.

Speaker 1 Well, we're so stupid that we've done just enough where we say it so many times that people, someone is going to just make the movie out from under us. Keep plugging it.
Yeah, boner dogs.

Speaker 1 Yeah, obviously. Yeah, well, Sandler's in.

Speaker 10 He told us on the show that he was in.

Speaker 7 Well, speaking of Happy Madison and Sandler, I've always thought, like, there hasn't really been another good golf, you know, like in the golf world.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? You're in a big Bagger Vance guy.

Speaker 7 You know, yeah. I mean, there was like Tin Cup, Bagger Vance, Bagger Vance.
I mean, what else is there? Yeah, no,

Speaker 1 I agree with you. Like, Tin Cup was good, was great.

Speaker 7 Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 1 But there's obviously a million baseball movies and a million football, basketball.

Speaker 1 We need new golf movies. You could play a really good

Speaker 1 cop who golfs.

Speaker 1 You know, like

Speaker 10 you solve golf course crime.

Speaker 7 Yeah, there you go. That's the the tag.

Speaker 1 Mustache.

Speaker 7 Miles can play the other guy.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Who would he be?

Speaker 10 Have you ever played a cop before?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 10 I feel like you would be good at playing like a badass but funny cop.

Speaker 7 I give off some cop energy. Oh, yeah, no, that would be, yeah, it'd be good to do some comedy.

Speaker 1 He's basically just saying you would look good in aviators,

Speaker 1 which is true because you would.

Speaker 1 Try these on.

Speaker 1 Let's see if you can play a cop. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Pretend you're pulling me over.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, that works. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That works.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you look like a cop.

Speaker 1 I think you would probably look good at anything.

Speaker 10 So, talking to Miles about Top Gun, we actually interviewed him, I think, like two years before Top Gun came out because it was like the start of the pandemic.

Speaker 10 It was right before the pandemic that we interviewed him.

Speaker 1 Got you, yeah.

Speaker 4 It was literally like two weeks before.

Speaker 10 And he was talking about how excited he was and how awesome the movie was going to be.

Speaker 1 Then we kind of forgot about it for a while and came back.

Speaker 10 When he was filming it, were you buddies with him then?

Speaker 7 I was. They filmed it like four years ago.
I mean, it's been on the shelf for a long time because of the pandemic, obviously. So, yeah.
He's been excited for it to come out. Yeah, he's been great.

Speaker 7 Yeah, they filmed it like 2018 or something like that, I think.

Speaker 10 That seems to me like it'd be one of the toughest movies to film, like being actually in the planes.

Speaker 7 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He told me a little bit about that.
I didn't, I didn't,

Speaker 7 you know, it's like, moss, you got to get me in there for that sequel, man. No, but he, yeah, I guess they had to do the full flight training.
They shot it in the actual airplanes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What's the toughest, what's the toughest role you've ever had to play?

Speaker 7 whether it be like what you're filming or how you had to play it you know i mean it's not that i haven't had that that many uh extremely tough i mean probably this one just as far as like you know being being in like the condom suit all day long like the like the wetsuit i have to wear and just having to sort of maintain at the gym i mean that's that's really been it but it's been it's been a breeze other other than that you know the actual work so speaking of that how rampant is like h and steroids in Hollywood?

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 1 I hear rumors.

Speaker 1 I'm not accusing you. I do not think you have.
No, no, no.

Speaker 7 I have not, but I mean, I, you know, it's, I get the temptation, especially if you're, you know, whatever.

Speaker 7 If you're a little bit older and want to, you want to do it for just a specific amount of time. Like, there's definitely some people that do that.

Speaker 1 It's basically anytime there's a new story where it's like, this guy did this workout for six weeks and became like a like mid-90s WWE star. Right.

Speaker 4 Like, heck, that makes no sense. How would that happen?

Speaker 7 Well, no one's getting like the Roger Goodell

Speaker 7 email or

Speaker 7 mail in their locker and be like,

Speaker 7 we're going to be tested again tomorrow. Like, no one's getting tested, obviously.
I don't think anyone really cares as long as they do it

Speaker 7 on their own.

Speaker 1 And then you get the Instagram ad where it's like,

Speaker 1 do the workout that Brad Pitt did for Fight Club. And it's like,

Speaker 1 yeah, I don't think that's going to get me Brad Pitt's body, but okay. His dostrum pills.
Yeah, right.

Speaker 10 I've been doing the 300 workout for the last 10 years.

Speaker 10 You got to do 10 sit-ups before breakfast, and then you get the nine-pack of abs on your stomach. You look just like King Leonidas.
I'm curious to know because when we have actors on the show,

Speaker 10 it's always fascinating to hear the moment that they knew that they had something going on.

Speaker 10 Because everybody that wants to be an actor, they're like, I want to move to LA and I want to make it. So, was there a moment where you were like,

Speaker 10 I think now I've made it?

Speaker 7 Right.

Speaker 7 I guess it was probably, you know, gossip girl out here.

Speaker 7 again,

Speaker 7 unfortunately. But it was, I mean,

Speaker 7 it was amazing. I guess we were seeing the Black Keys and the Arctic Monkeys in Central Park probably about this time in the summer.
First time in the summer, we're like 21 years old. Awesome.

Speaker 7 You know, New York is awesome. And people did start coming up to us at that point, at that, like outside in Central Park.
And that was a little bit of a moment.

Speaker 1 Like, oh, okay, this is, we've got like a fan base here. This is

Speaker 7 going to be something cool. And then,

Speaker 7 yeah,

Speaker 7 that was that kind of moment, that moment there. And then the billboards were kind of the other thing.
Okay, wow.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, so that was a long time ago. A little tip going forward.
The correct answer is being on this show right now.

Speaker 1 That's what you got to do and make us feel good. That's right.

Speaker 1 You finally made it.

Speaker 7 I have finally made it.

Speaker 1 This is it.

Speaker 7 This is the new one.

Speaker 1 This is my new moment. Yeah,

Speaker 1 you're part of our crew now. We do take care of our own.
I love it.

Speaker 1 That's actually the pitch you need to have to Tony because, again, we've never said anything bad about him. Walking in the Marston offices, yes.
That's been my we then have us back.

Speaker 1 We're very quick, like if we meet someone that we've bashed, not that we've bashed you, but like we'll, we're very quick to just like, you know, tuck our tail and be like, yeah, okay, no problem.

Speaker 1 You're cool now.

Speaker 1 I mean, you mentioned Zelda pussies.

Speaker 1 We had him on the show one time. Did you? Now we literally kill a man for him.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. That's how instantly loyal we are.

Speaker 7 Right, right, right. Yeah.

Speaker 7 He's the great dude.

Speaker 1 Do you have any enemies?

Speaker 1 How can we prove our loyalty to you and any enemies

Speaker 1 whatever

Speaker 1 i won't kill anyone but i just want to say like you know if there's any issues that you have if we can take care of it from the sanctity of our own laptops we will do whatever yeah like if you want us to just lightly bully someone online yeah we're doing or heavily

Speaker 7 or heavily yeah by my bookie here in new york

Speaker 7 i don't i don't i can't think of anyone off the top of my head you don't seem like an enemy guy i'm not i'm not big on i'm not big on enemies yeah yeah that's just the vibe I catch.

Speaker 7 I'll just keep moving.

Speaker 1 People just, yeah, people like you. All right, so I had one last question.

Speaker 14 The pro football football show is presented by the Chevy Silverado. Built for the hustle, ready for the game.
Chevy Silverado is America's most dependable full-size truck.

Speaker 14 Whether you're grinding through the week or gearing up for kickoff, the Silverado is one ride that's always game ready. Just like football, it's about grit, grind, and getting it done.

Speaker 14 Head to Chevy.com to learn more and build your own Chevy Silverado.

Speaker 1 So you mentioned you're a Cowboys fan. Yep.
Give us a prediction.

Speaker 1 And also, are you like, is there ever a moment where you're like, why do I, why did I have like the best years of the Cowboys when I was like eight years old?

Speaker 1 Because it's been a long time.

Speaker 7 Early 90s were fantastic. It's been a long time.

Speaker 1 It had to have felt great.

Speaker 7 Yeah, yeah, it felt great.

Speaker 7 And then, you know, I do miss ever since Tony left, it's been hard. It's been a love-hate relationship.

Speaker 1 But they've got all the talent in the world.

Speaker 7 That's the thing, man. I think, you know, I think,

Speaker 7 I don't know, I might need a coaching change.

Speaker 1 I don't don't know. Oh, I agree with that.

Speaker 7 I don't know.

Speaker 1 I mean, I don't know fully.

Speaker 7 I don't know

Speaker 7 what goes on in there, but there might need to be a little bit of a switch up.

Speaker 10 What's going to happen is McCarthy is, he knows that he's just there for one more year.

Speaker 1 Yeah. He knows that.

Speaker 10 And then Sean Payton.

Speaker 1 Right. That's what's going to happen in.

Speaker 7 That's what I thought could happen, you know, potentially even when Tony was playing. But Sean Payton's a good dude.

Speaker 1 So when Tony was playing, you guys,

Speaker 1 when did he officially become your brother-in-law? Was he on the Cowboys? Was he playing still?

Speaker 7 It was about 11 years ago.

Speaker 1 Okay, so yeah. So were there ever times when he'd throw an interception and you're with your friends and you're like, this fucking guy?

Speaker 13 No, no, no, never.

Speaker 7 But

Speaker 7 it was painful. I mean, usually there was a little box with a family.
I mean, my mom and sister made me so nervous. Me and my dad would usually just have to sit on our own.

Speaker 7 We'd get our own seats so we didn't have to hear anyone else talk or think or do anything. Right.
Yeah, the pics were tough.

Speaker 1 But, man, there was a lot more. There was a lot more good moments.
No, there were definitely a lot more good moments. but it is hard.

Speaker 7 Green Bay was tough.

Speaker 7 The Dez, that was the toughest.

Speaker 1 Did he catch it?

Speaker 1 Absolutely. Definitely.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 I mean, that was, you know, that was, what do they call it? A football move? I mean, listen, he definitely caught it. He switched.

Speaker 1 That was a touchdown. Yeah, no, I agree.

Speaker 1 It probably was awkward to have the team you love and now your brother-in-law, and it's like finding that line of,

Speaker 1 I'd just play in the offensive line if I were you. Right.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they can't block for sure. I remember.
That's what we did, though.

Speaker 7 Yeah, he never really had that Ferrari of a team with all the components with that great offensive line.

Speaker 10 Yeah, was it weird like on Thanksgiving, like a big part of your family every year wasn't going to be there?

Speaker 7 Oh, right, right. You mean

Speaker 1 you'd be playing a game?

Speaker 7 Yeah, oh, that's right. I guess that was because now he calls the game, so he is there for things.
He'd always make it back pretty quick. But yeah, we'd watch it.

Speaker 7 Yeah, we'd, well, they had some home games.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they are home games. It was every other, I think.

Speaker 7 Yeah. So

Speaker 1 those are fun, though, man.

Speaker 7 Yeah, it was good times. Yeah, we party afterwards.
It was great. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Do you like listening to him on CBS, or is it one of those things where

Speaker 10 he's so close to you that you're like, oh, God, I don't want to listen to this guy.

Speaker 7 No, I love listening to him. Even after games, even when they would lose sometimes,

Speaker 7 he would record it. He'd want to see specific plays just for him.
But then he would point stuff out and he would break down a four-second play. He'd talk about it for 15 minutes.

Speaker 7 It was always cool to hear that. It's still cool to hear him.

Speaker 7 He comes across as like that excited fan that drops like this, like Savant, you know, these great nuggets on the broadcast. I love listening to him.

Speaker 1 It's great. Definitely.
Well, Chase, this has been awesome, man. I appreciate it.
Everyone go watch The Boys on Amazon every Friday,

Speaker 1 season three right now. PFT said he's going to watch two more episodes.
First two episodes.

Speaker 1 Are fantastic. I'm going to start watching, right?

Speaker 7 It's a good show. It's not what you think.

Speaker 7 It's amazing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I enjoy it.

Speaker 10 I'm not even a superhero guy. Well,

Speaker 10 I watched the first episode last night, and I was like, I got to watch another one.

Speaker 1 And our producer, Hank, is a fan of you and fan of the show. And so he was like, you guys should have him on because this show is awesome and a lot of people watch it.

Speaker 7 Awesome. Yeah, I know.
Thanks for having me on, guys. I'm big fans as well.
So, yeah, this was my career moment. Walking in a bomb.

Speaker 1 Awesome.

Speaker 1 There we go. You're already in a Twitter account.

Speaker 1 Get that tweet out. I will.
I'm going to have to figure that out. It's been hacked.
Thanks, Jayce.

Speaker 15 Paul's here. Kids are back in school.
Vacations are over. And Cozy season is officially on.
You know what that means? Bombus season is on.

Speaker 15 Bombas makes the most comfortable socks ever, and they even make slippers, tees, underwear, all crafted from premium materials. Perfect for this time of year and cozying up for football watching.

Speaker 15 Their slippers are also Sherpa lined, which feels like you're walking on the clouds. Bombus really has it all.

Speaker 15 And if you head over to bombus.com/slash audio, you can use the code audio for 20% off your first purchase. That's B-O-M-B-A-S.com/slash audio.

Speaker 7 Code audio at checkout.

Speaker 1 We're gonna do our Mount Rushmore. We've got Will Compton in studio.

Speaker 1 PFT has to catch a flight, so he's in an Uber on Zoom. This is just podcasting at its finest, gritty, grinded-out podcasting.
But PFT,

Speaker 1 you were in the Uber and Will got here. And on behalf of the two of us, I officially passed the torch.
I passed the torch, busting with the boys, number one. Pass the torch.
Number one.

Speaker 1 We're going to retire at the end of the year, I told him.

Speaker 9 Well, I mean, they're doing stuff that we've never even thought of doing in the podcasting game. Right.

Speaker 1 Let's hear him. I want to hear him over there.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 9 Well, at some point, you have to give it up for innovation. You have to know when you've been best.

Speaker 9 And what you guys are doing, you've got like one, one smaller guy who's getting a little bit bigger in his old age, and you've got one bigger guy on the show and you do a podcast out of a van.

Speaker 9 At that point, you have to be like, they're just, they're breaking the mold right now. Yeah.

Speaker 9 And it's like, you know, when the Beatles saw Jimi Hendrix play, you're like, well, I can't even begin to compare to this. So, that's how I feel watching you guys.

Speaker 9 So, it's an honor actually to have you in my seat right now. Yeah,

Speaker 1 we've just been running the ball down the gut for six years, and then you guys showed up and started fucking air raid offense, and we're done. Tears and everything, we're done.

Speaker 16 Yeah,

Speaker 16 there's a lot of originality that comes out of busing with the boys that Taylor and I have been very satisfied about. Mount Bussmore, Tear Talk,

Speaker 16 doing it on a bus, a couple guys just bantering, talking shop, gritty.

Speaker 1 You guys

Speaker 1 build it from the ground up.

Speaker 1 different facilities the bust and spring tour yeah that was cool yeah i think we're gonna this training camp we're doing something called lunch pail week and we're just gonna go across the country aren't you guys had a bowl game yeah yeah

Speaker 1 bowl game there we go do you guys got a yeah polka the patrol how'd that one go

Speaker 1 well no you see will will doesn't even know that we're talking about that we actually did their idea five years ago he's thinking arizona i am thinking arizona he does oh that's smart you know what He's smart because I think what the genius of Buster with the boys is it's not actually Will and Taylor.

Speaker 1 It's the guys behind the computers that are like, hey, here's an idea. Let me just scroll through PMT's 2016 catalog.

Speaker 1 Have you seen our no-huddle?

Speaker 16 Our no-huddle stuff where we have guys and they kind of like answer the internet?

Speaker 1 I'm talking groundbreaking shit, boys.

Speaker 1 Groundbreaking shit.

Speaker 9 That's good. The lunch bale stuff, I've never heard anybody do anything with that before.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 9 Certainly, like, like, it's not what I named my business back in 2014. No.

Speaker 1 No, not at all.

Speaker 9 Like, you guys are just, like, on the bleeding edge.

Speaker 16 You want to hear, we're also going to do, we're going to try and make tight ends great again as well.

Speaker 1 Oh, wow. Yeah.
That's cool.

Speaker 1 I actually am very happy for all your success because I do love you, Will. And it is good to see the boys getting some shine.
And, you know, I do appreciate that.

Speaker 16 I think it's a little, you know, I was trying to banter with you guys right there, but if you listened to the Bust Want the Boys episode today that just dropped there was a lot of love passed to the uh the part of my take voice oh and the people who are already out there spin chickless because i was talking about the album oh you were talking about becoming number one yeah becoming number one we did speech we did it we we the boys i shout out all the boys behind the computers talked about how gritty they are the hardest working men in america we all came up did a shot of whistle pig cheers were you still number one at the end of the speech we were still number one at the end of the speech we fell to number two as you're i don't even know when this comes out we're probably not even in the top five anymore.

Speaker 1 But the moment is what matters.

Speaker 16 The moment is what matters because I go, I don't know how that shit works because I know for a fact, like you guys have hundreds of thousands, maybe seven-figure downloads on an episode.

Speaker 16 And I'm like, we're not even fucking breaking six figures yet in a week on one episode.

Speaker 16 So I'm like, I don't know how it works, whether it's like a consistent, newer thing, or whatever, but we're going to enjoy this moment.

Speaker 1 Listen, a good friend of mine, Deion Sanders,

Speaker 1 once told us, always make a monument out of a a moment.

Speaker 1 You like that?

Speaker 16 You like that? You might do a segment with that.

Speaker 1 That's good. That's good.

Speaker 9 I like that. And also, I think you might have had a little misstep here, though, Will, because you came on to our show.
We're going to get the Compton bump.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It's real.

Speaker 9 And then next thing you know, part of my day, because you're on this show, part of the day is going to overtake Bustin with the boys. And we might not turn back.
You might have just passed the torch.

Speaker 9 It might have been Schrodinger's torch. And at the same moment as Big Cat gave it to you, you gave it right back to us.

Speaker 1 But I'm all about the boys.

Speaker 16 So a rising tide gets all ships. I know you said that quote too, PFT.

Speaker 4 Yep.

Speaker 16 I think

Speaker 1 it's all get political.

Speaker 16 But that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 16 I'm all for the boys, man. Yeah.
Like, you can ask in the Compton bump. You can ask Ronan Saz about the Boydad merch.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 1 The Raiders last year. Yeah, the Raiders.
Yeah. That's real.
They cut me, and you look at what happened.

Speaker 16 Yeah. They lost first round in the Super Bowl championship.

Speaker 9 It's good. One thing I just realized, too, you have a guy that always represents the Washington Commanders organization, and then you've got another guy on the show that's a big, big 10 guy.

Speaker 9 So that's cool. Like, we should have thought about doing something like that.

Speaker 1 That was actually very disrespectful to Will because Nebraska is a Big Ten school. And so.

Speaker 16 Well, how's that? Maybe it's going over my head.

Speaker 1 No, you think Taylor's the big, big 10 guy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, you're recognizing that. I recognize you.
Oh, I see.

Speaker 16 I see what you're saying.

Speaker 1 I recognize you. Yeah, come on.
Come on.

Speaker 16 We're big 10 schools. It's easy to think of first-rounders.
You know, he he kind of writes coattails. Like, he's all about getting the high-achieving guys first.

Speaker 16 He doesn't think of the gritty, undrafted motherfuckers out there.

Speaker 1 All right, so, Will,

Speaker 1 it's great that you're here in studio.

Speaker 1 Real quick, before we do the rush more, year 10?

Speaker 16 We'll see what happens.

Speaker 1 Are we feeling it? Are we not feeling it?

Speaker 16 Oh, I'm always feeling it. I think right now it's work as hard as fucking possible on what's in front of you, and that's training every day.

Speaker 16 That's staying in shape, that's eating enough meat that vegans would want to go protest in D.C.

Speaker 1 right now the boy is always going to be ready but until then yeah we'll be doing busting with the boys let me ask you a question have you thought about um as a bit how funny it would be if you could just like keep getting just even to an ota and get to like year 25

Speaker 1 Just keep going year, like year, year 12,

Speaker 1 you went in for

Speaker 1 a tryout with the Broncos. Year 12, loading.
Year 15, like, and it just keeps on going. And you're literally the man that never retired.

Speaker 16 Right. I do think there are a couple coaches out there that would go with that bit as well.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Our friend Rabel.

Speaker 16 He's all about it. Yep.
I think we can get LaFleur, Basacea, those guys up in the north, Green Bay. I think we can get them involved.
Yes.

Speaker 4 If you go to the Packers, I will hit your guts.

Speaker 16 Really? Hell yeah. Wisconsin.

Speaker 1 No. Bears.
Oh, yeah, Bears.

Speaker 4 You're a Bears guy.

Speaker 1 I forgot about that. Aaron Rodgers, if you become friends with Aaron Rodgers, you're going to jail too.

Speaker 9 Where he brings it down from the inside. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. Yeah.
If you go as a mole, that's fine.

Speaker 16 And just spy, try to get you guys as much information as all the dirt. Try and become his best friend.
Yep.

Speaker 9 Yeah, or Will, what you could do is, as a bit, too, for the show, I think you guys would be really good at this. You could maybe try out for the XFL, like as a bit.

Speaker 16 I would never stoop that low.

Speaker 16 I don't think I would ever go that low and fucking do a documentary on me failing in the XFL.

Speaker 1 You know what the best part about this, having you here, is I guarantee you there will be people online who are like, are busting with the poison PMT beefing? Yeah, like real beefing.

Speaker 16 Because whenever, sometimes we're like, whether it's tear talk

Speaker 16 or I might have saw one yesterday on the top post, but there's always some diehard fucking

Speaker 16 AWLs out there that just.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, it's the diehard tier one guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 16 They just go at us. I'm like, oh, you guys don't do shit that's original.

Speaker 1 Like, fucking tear talk. God bless him.
It's Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 1 God bless him.

Speaker 4 You need the protectors because

Speaker 1 sometimes you got to sleep. You need someone at the wall to make sure the shit gets done.

Speaker 16 I feel like they're like your guys' burner accounts.

Speaker 1 They could be Billy's. He probably has a bunch.
He's got a lot of time right now. Yes.
But yes, we need

Speaker 1 the boys.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we need those people on the wall. We appreciate, like, there are definitely a select.
It's basically every podcast, I think, has like a SEAL team six. I know them.
I can see them online.

Speaker 1 I know which ones are like, they'll go and they'll get in the mud with just random, like some dude who like isn't even on ESPN but works for ESPN with like 6,000 followers.

Speaker 1 He'll go fucking get in the trenches with him and it's like I see you. I know.

Speaker 16 Dude, Rico, like I wouldn't say like I'm sure Rico's not like a tier one or watches busting with the boys, but you know how Rich Eisen? Oh no, he does.

Speaker 16 You know how Rich Eisen's been bantering with us on coming on the bus? Yeah.

Speaker 16 The first time it happened when he was like having fun on his show, Rico, because we were here, walked up to us and goes, hey, this fucking guy,

Speaker 16 Rich Eisen, like, do you need me to, do you need me to say something?

Speaker 1 And we're like, we just laugh.

Speaker 16 Like, nah, Rico, it's all good. Like, that's our boy.
Like, he's just having fun.

Speaker 1 Yeah. But that's Rico.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Rico's a perfect encapsulation of the guys you need on the wall. Well, actually, no, that doesn't actually work anymore.
Never mind. He got off the wall.

Speaker 1 But it's still in there. Let's be honest.
He's got off the wall.

Speaker 9 People think that we invent stuff. Like, people actually think that we invented Mount Rushmores.
So when there's like a morning show in Cleveland, it does a Mount Rushmore of like

Speaker 9 brown splitters of all time

Speaker 9 then they like tag us and be like yo they're stealing your bit yeah and it's like no we were actually stealing their bit ironically right and then made it our bit like somebody thought somebody tagged us in um when Bucci grass did the Bucci overtime challenge because like one time as a joke we said we're doing this thing called the Gucci overtime challenge where you just tell us who you think scores in overtime and now people think that we did Bucci's bit before Bucci yeah it's perfect you guys have a you guys have a real audience like it's the audience is strong yeah there's I mean We got to tell them to stand back and stand by, though.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we're at peacetimes with the Bustin boys. That's an absolute fact.
We are at peacetime with the Bustin boys.

Speaker 1 We will let you know if wartime ever happens again, but we are absolutely at peacetimes. We're allies.
We're on the same team. One heartbeat.
All of that. Love that.
The boys are back.

Speaker 1 All right, so let's do it. In honor of that, let's do the Mount Rushmore of boys.
So we're going to do the Mount Rushmore of Boys. Will, you're going to start.
Nope.

Speaker 16 I'm going second.

Speaker 1 All right, so why don't you guys start? Team Hank will start. We'll go around the room.

Speaker 1 Mount Rushmore boys, open-ended, very open-ended. Can we get a definition, like a rough definition?

Speaker 16 This was so fun to look into because I probably have like 20 people that I was thinking of.

Speaker 1 So we have some literal boys.

Speaker 1 I'll just say that on our list. There's some literal boys.
Yeah.

Speaker 16 Some animated boys, some fictional boys.

Speaker 1 We have some literal boys.

Speaker 9 All right. How's Hank feeling? Can I get a vibe check on Hank?

Speaker 1 Not good.

Speaker 1 Not good. He just had a piece of pizza, though, so he's feeling a little better.

Speaker 16 You can tell he's not in it. He asked for the definition, and he kind of just got quiet and leaned back.

Speaker 1 He's a suit now. No, it's just like it's a musician.

Speaker 5 It's like the spelling bee, like language of origin, please.

Speaker 5 I'm just trying to double check, make sure our answers are good.

Speaker 1 Do you want me to give you one boy off the list that we're not going to probably use to give you

Speaker 1 sure? Okay.

Speaker 1 Here's one boy off our list. This is your pick.
An honorable man.

Speaker 1 No, this is what we discussed earlier. The Beach Boys.
Well, yeah, that's multiple boys. Yeah, that's multiple boys.
You know, you can use multiple boys.

Speaker 16 So I could be like the entire team of the Remember the Titans from the Remember the Titans.

Speaker 1 If you want to do that,

Speaker 1 you can do that.

Speaker 16 That's a good group of boys.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 5 Pablo Sanchez.

Speaker 1 That's a good one, dude.

Speaker 1 Good pick. There you go, honey.
That's a really good pick. That's a boy.

Speaker 5 Greatest athlete of our generation.

Speaker 1 Yes, that is a boy. That's a great pick.
Thanks. That's a great pick.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 16 I'm going to go. How's Jake?

Speaker 5 Very cool.

Speaker 16 John Madden.

Speaker 1 John Madden is a man. John Madden is a man.

Speaker 1 I think he came out of the wound with like a comb over. Wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 16 So, so, like.

Speaker 1 He's a man's man.

Speaker 1 So he's the most man's man.

Speaker 1 You think a boy could be a football coach? What's crazy? There's a boy in him.

Speaker 16 What's tough about this is I thought I was going to kill it. Like, I thought BC was going to look at me and be like, that was on my list.

Speaker 5 Well, they're very snarky.

Speaker 1 They like to tell you. I know what you mean.
I know.

Speaker 1 Can I just say, real quick, Will, I texted Will. I was like, we're going to do the Mount Rushmore of boys.
He's so vain and so in his own head because he's number one now.

Speaker 1 He goes, oh, so like the Mount Rushmore of people we've had on the bus?

Speaker 1 I was like, what?

Speaker 1 I had a few questions in there.

Speaker 16 I was like, historic, animated,

Speaker 16 bus and boys. And he did say the vain thing, which touche.
But I said that, like you just said, they're very like, they can be chaotic. They want to create division at times.

Speaker 16 And I won't put it past them because they love chaos.

Speaker 5 And they're trying to influence the audience to make that.

Speaker 1 No, we're not influencing anyone.

Speaker 16 All right. So, hang on, hang on.
This is where the definition plays.

Speaker 1 No, no, because that's where it's like they're open-ended, but to me, you're the boy.

Speaker 1 That's wrong. Like, to me, you're the boy.

Speaker 2 Like, you're the boy.

Speaker 16 You know what I'm saying? Like, everybody in here is a boy.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 16 So, I don't know why John Madden wouldn't play it.

Speaker 1 Now, I can't. I agree with you.

Speaker 16 Fine, I'll take it. If we can't, if he's considered a man, my number one pick.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no. You can keep it a pick, yeah.
Yeah, you keep it. No.
Well, no, I thought we were doing bullshit.

Speaker 9 Your hands off the piece.

Speaker 1 I just,

Speaker 5 when you give a definition and say it's open-ended, you can't then be like, That doesn't count.

Speaker 1 But I can also say I consider John Madden a man. Go ahead, PFT.

Speaker 9 I consider him a god.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we can still debate it.

Speaker 16 That's why I love that pig.

Speaker 1 He's a guy.

Speaker 16 Yeah, but he's a boy, like he's for the boys.

Speaker 1 Madden, bro.

Speaker 16 Madden is in every young kid's room.

Speaker 1 See, we're making it now about young kids, not John Madden. Well, you know, he's for the boys.
All right, all right, all right. That's a good pick.
Good pick.

Speaker 1 I have, trust me, I have a whole list. Okay, all right.
If we have a definition, they got a bunch of people. Did we go with our first pick? Teenagers or under, I'll do it.

Speaker 9 Yeah, let's go. Big cat, go with our first pick.

Speaker 1 Okay, so we're going to go with

Speaker 1 the bad boys. The bad boys.
Bad boys. Like, yeah.
Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Yes, the bad boys.
Yeah. You're going to tell me.
Martin Living, but you're going to go to the bottom of the movie.

Speaker 1 It's the bad boys. You could do the Pistons, too, but it's the Bad Boys.

Speaker 5 Which boys?

Speaker 1 Will Smith and Martin Lawrence specifically, but it is also, yeah, you could say that the Pistons too, the bad boys.

Speaker 1 Come on, man.

Speaker 1 Bad boys. Hey, like, let's get some bad boys, bad boys.

Speaker 1 What's it gonna do? What you gonna do? We're gonna come

Speaker 1 back. Bad boys, bad boys.
Bad boys.

Speaker 9 Like, all right.

Speaker 1 Oh, you can say it. Well, it makes sense.
Oh, yeah, that's fine. You know what?

Speaker 9 We got another Hank on our hands.

Speaker 1 This one's gonna. This next pick PFT is about to do is gonna drive you guys insane.

Speaker 1 Go ahead, PFT. Yeah, you're gonna hate that.
Caitlin Jenner.

Speaker 1 Oh, wow.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 9 Who's a good boy? We're going with who's a good boy.

Speaker 9 Saying who's a good boy to your dog. Yep.
You're very good boy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 When your dog, that's a good boy. Ain't a little poop on your dog.

Speaker 1 Is this why I rushed here? Hey, Will. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? You will.

Speaker 1 You a good boy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you are a good boy.

Speaker 1 So your second boy.

Speaker 5 Let me just clear this up so we're on the same page.

Speaker 1 The member rushed up. Your second boy is a phrase.
You know, it's your dog when you say who's a good boy.

Speaker 16 No, no, no, it's a phrase.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's fine. Fine.
That's fine. Okay.

Speaker 1 Mount Rushmore phrase, I guess that's what we're doing now.

Speaker 9 Very good boys.

Speaker 1 Yeah, very good boys.

Speaker 9 There you go. You know, it's a very good boy.
That's what it is.

Speaker 1 Yeah, very good.

Speaker 9 Who's a boy and say who's a good boy is in reference to the very good boy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so it's a very good boy parentheses. Dog.
I got it. I just don't fucking agree with it.
Okay.

Speaker 1 We don't have to agree.

Speaker 16 So is that PFT's first one or both of PFTC?

Speaker 1 And they're a team. Oh, gotcha.
By the way, this is,

Speaker 1 I mean, people like Mount Rushmore season because it gets contentious.

Speaker 10 This is a contentious Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 1 This is good.

Speaker 4 No, I shouldn't even tell you.

Speaker 1 You're the top of the business. I don't need to give you 10.

Speaker 9 Controversy sells. He knows that.

Speaker 1 Oh, we're going with that. Like what J.J.
Reddick said is fucking pizzas. What a psycho.

Speaker 16 Yes, right? What did he say? Like, white onion and

Speaker 1 basil? JJ, but when he said that,

Speaker 1 I was like, what is going on right now? I'm just

Speaker 1 a sprinkle of olive oil.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go with my wife. I'm going to get you.

Speaker 9 I'm going to get a video to get people talking.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 9 To get people talking online, like do an episode where you guys do bad pizza toppings. That's funny, too.

Speaker 16 You should look into doing that. Yeah, we might look into doing that.

Speaker 1 We might look into doing that.

Speaker 16 Will I come up with this to your talk? It's going to be worse pizza toppings.

Speaker 1 Will. Go ahead with your next pick.

Speaker 16 Man, I'm shook right now.

Speaker 16 I'm going to go with

Speaker 1 I'm going to be supportive of whatever you say.

Speaker 16 I mean, it's fire. Like, I'm just trying to decide who, which one I want to say here.
Okay, Tommy Pickles.

Speaker 1 Oh, now that's a good pick.

Speaker 1 Now, am I saying that just because I said I was gonna say that, or do I actually think that? The way you lit your eyebrows kind of lifted, like, wow, that was actually a solid pick. Yeah, no, it is.

Speaker 16 Tommy Pickles, all-time character, yeah, and a boy, and a boy, and a boy, keeps everybody out of trouble, yep, keeps Chucky sane, yep, keeps Angelica at bay, that's has to keep an eye on the twins.

Speaker 1 He's a good boy, yeah. Wasn't there like a fucked up like reason

Speaker 1 that show was like all like I'm not gonna get into it.

Speaker 5 Oh, come on, Hank. Yeah, I don't want it.
It was like depressing.

Speaker 16 Hank's gonna pick the proud boys.

Speaker 1 No, that's PFT.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. That's shit.
We missed that.

Speaker 1 I thought that's where you're going with the very good boys.

Speaker 13 Shit.

Speaker 5 Our second pick.

Speaker 1 Wait, ours are pick, right? Yeah, yeah. You have two and three.

Speaker 1 We will go with the Sandlot team. Oh.

Speaker 16 So now you're going with that. You're siding with the whole let's do a group.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Well, that's why I asked for clarification because I had no fucking idea. I clarified.

Speaker 1 I said you could do groups. So that's what we're doing.
Yeah, I like that. They're the boys.
Yeah, those are the boys.

Speaker 16 Those are the boys.

Speaker 1 And if anything, I'm jealous. Yeah.
Yes.

Speaker 5 And then our third pick, Matthew McConaughey.

Speaker 1 Good pick, Hank. Thanks, guys.
Good pick. Thank you.

Speaker 1 I was letting it digest.

Speaker 5 Yeah, he's just the absolute boy. It's like, if you're, he's living the dream.
He's a cool dude.

Speaker 5 I feel like he, you know, if you saw him, he'd be riding a horse or something, like, you know, drinking a, having a nice piece of straw in his mouth, cowboy hat on, glass of whiskey, cool voice.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Texas.

Speaker 1 And I'm with that. Yeah.
I mean, he's the man.

Speaker 16 He gives up like pep talks to the teams that he owns or works with.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I'm not, I don't want to.
No, let's hear it. Let's hear it.

Speaker 1 He's a dude to me, but that's fine.

Speaker 1 He's a dude. Can dudes not be your boys? They were maybe boys, but he's like certified a dude.
Dog.

Speaker 16 How are you going to go with the bad boys?

Speaker 1 Yeah, those are the bad boys.

Speaker 16 Those are dudes.

Speaker 1 Those are actors.

Speaker 1 No, they're not even the boys.

Speaker 5 They're the actors acting like boys. Sandlot?

Speaker 5 Those are the boys. Those are the characters, though.

Speaker 1 Okay. Listen, it's a confusion.

Speaker 16 Personally, I like that one because Matthew McConaughey, if I saw him, be like, hey, you're one of the boys.

Speaker 1 I'd be like, what's up, dude?

Speaker 16 Because Ryan Reynolds almost made my list because I love ryan reynolds he's what was the explanation of that he's just my favorite probably dude in the world oh dude without meeting him or knowing him just watching all of his stuff constantly just revealing i love

Speaker 1 uh ryan reynolds yeah we might have lost pft in a tunnel all right go ahead your next pick i'm gonna go with um

Speaker 16 it's hard this is a hard one no i just know what your reaction is probably gonna be um

Speaker 1 i'm gonna go with the hall of famer right here okay rocky balboa oh okay yeah

Speaker 16 want to want to expound no okay yeah that's it i think the movies explain themselves you know what i mean it speaks for themselves rocky one two three like if you're if you want me to go into a little bit here he was kind of whipped though

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean Rocky five. I mean he's he has a demogun in the alley.
Yeah.

Speaker 16 Hey, you knock him down once you try knocking me down now

Speaker 16 Yeah, my ring's outside. That's a juicy

Speaker 1 movie, but it's the only juicy scene. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, PFT's coming back in.

Speaker 16 And people who claim that Rocky 4 is their favorite, they're fake Rocky fans. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Why?

Speaker 16 You think which one? I just think it's Rocky 4.

Speaker 1 Rocky 4 is the most popular. Right.

Speaker 16 I think it's the easiest mainstream.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I get what you're saying. Like, if you can just answer, like, oh, what's your favorite song of this band? And you say the most popular one.
Right, right. Yes.
Okay. I actually agree with that.

Speaker 1 They're all great. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 16 I think it's.

Speaker 1 I mean, the original are all great.

Speaker 4 Like, two is fucking great.

Speaker 16 Really good. Three, I mean, he loses in, like, he loses the eye of the tiger in three.
Right. Apollo Creed and him are kind of like part of my dig and busting with the boys.

Speaker 1 Whole thing. No, we're.
Well, then in four. Like, you guys.
Are we Rocky? Are you guys?

Speaker 1 You four, would you die, or would we die? We die. We die.
Yeah, I think you guys have to die.

Speaker 1 He kills us. He's literally the past.

Speaker 16 In three,

Speaker 16 I like to think about you guys training us.

Speaker 1 Like trying to find the eye of the tiger. That makes sense.
That makes sense.

Speaker 1 All right, PFT, did you see my text? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. All right.
So we're going to go with

Speaker 1 the true boys that are forever boys.

Speaker 1 It's Peter Pan and the Lost Boys. They never grow up.
How can you not?

Speaker 9 I mean, always boys.

Speaker 1 They're always boys. Forever boys.
They never want to grow up. They are true boys.
Is that not the essence of a boy?

Speaker 4 It sounds like you're expecting Pinocchio more than Peter Pan. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 No. Peter Pan and the Lost Boy.

Speaker 9 The Lost Boys, they're boys. You either die a boy or you live long enough to become a man.
They kind of have both of it because they're forever boys, even when they're men.

Speaker 1 They're literally trapped in boyhood forever. Yeah, I feel you.
Yeah. I mean, that's what...

Speaker 16 Well, like, why not just go with Peter Pan?

Speaker 1 Well, it's Peter Pan and the Lost Boys. It's a whole group.
Because, I mean, dude, are you going to kick out Ruffio?

Speaker 1 Rufio's a G.

Speaker 16 I got you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't think you've seen the movie. I haven't seen Hook.
I don't think you've seen Hook. No, I haven't seen Hooks.
No, he hasn't seen Hooks. So this is like, whatever.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's one of the greatest. I actually...

Speaker 1 Oh. There was a, there was a, remember this, Hank? Like, 10 years ago, when we had the debate, I said Hook is a top 50 movie all time.
Everyone lost their mind, but I seriously think that.

Speaker 1 I think it's a top 50 movie all time. That movie fucking rocks.

Speaker 16 Is that serious? Or are you just? Yes, dead serious.

Speaker 1 If you watch

Speaker 1 it right now, you're gonna be hot topic.

Speaker 1 I was dead serious. Watch that movie and tell me that's not a phenomenal movie.
But a top 50 of all time. Yes, too.
I did do a list. I did a list.

Speaker 1 I I think it comes in around the 40s, but it's a top 50 movie of all time. It was a preposterous.
It's a great movie.

Speaker 16 I mean, it is your truth. Like, it's not like I can tell you what your favorite movies are.

Speaker 1 I appreciate that. All right.
PFT, our last pick.

Speaker 9 So we wanted to go with a musical group in our last pick, and we wanted to be like the best boys of all time.

Speaker 9 And there was several to choose from going back through

Speaker 9 history, going back to like the 60s, 70s, 80s. A lot of boy bands, a lot of boys.
We decided to go with the best, the GOATs, the Island boys.

Speaker 1 I'm a just island boys. Island boy.

Speaker 1 I'm a just island boy. Island boy.

Speaker 1 I'm a just

Speaker 1 me off the most.

Speaker 1 That one pissed me off the most. That's where we're going for the ball.
And not that I haven't.

Speaker 1 Not that I haven't been singing.

Speaker 16 Not that I wasn't singing that song when it was hot, but just the fact that you guys are picking the island boys for the Mount Rushmore

Speaker 1 of boys.

Speaker 1 I like that. Island boys.
Thank you, Hank.

Speaker 5 I think that must be one of the worst picks of all time.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Legitimately.
From the Caribbean. Because I'm going to go.

Speaker 16 The fact that I'm saying, because I'm pivoting to a group, because I just want to be involved in this whole group pick. I'm picking the 95 Huskers.

Speaker 16 And the fact that the Island Boys are sharing a podium with the 95 Huskers just pisses me the fuck off.

Speaker 1 Okay, so that's your last pick? The Huskers?

Speaker 10 Both on steroids.

Speaker 1 Pander pick.

Speaker 16 It's okay. It's all good.

Speaker 1 And my true.

Speaker 1 Yeah, both on steroids. Pander to his fan base.

Speaker 16 Let me search what pander means.

Speaker 16 My wife does this to me all the time.

Speaker 10 She just drops words.

Speaker 1 Yeah, words.

Speaker 1 She says words to you.

Speaker 16 Gratify or indulge.

Speaker 1 So I'm indulging.

Speaker 1 You're indulging the Nebraska, the hardcore, big red nation.

Speaker 16 Yeah, it's one of the best fan bases out there. And I think I always, anytime I have an opportunity to get on a platform like this and shout out the boys, like I'm trying to.

Speaker 1 Exactly.

Speaker 1 No disrespect to to us in in 2020 would you say that are you a boy if you are jacked up on steroids yeah

Speaker 1 wow

Speaker 1 come on now husker power yeah cocaine and steroids back in the 90s I mean that's it's

Speaker 16 full-time football team like imagine if you're in that locker room BC and some of the boys are like hey I got some stuff yeah are you about to do it yeah why for the boys for the boys right yeah that's true Tom Osbourne has this nice sweet voice who's hyping you up and you look to the left and and right and you just tell the boys, hey, you know what?

Speaker 1 I like the way you explained it. I like that pic.
If you're down to like, you know, take 20 years off your life for the boys, you're a boy.

Speaker 9 I agree. And also, just

Speaker 9 there are a shitload of unironic mullets in that locker room, which is always cool for the boys. Like, if you see an ironic mullet, it can be funny sometimes or whatever.

Speaker 9 But if you've got like a locker room that's got nine to 10. genuine mullets because they think it looks sweet and badass, those are some boys.

Speaker 16 Bro, hey, I agree with you so much is because you know they're having a great time and they don't give a fuck what anybody else is thinking.

Speaker 1 Yes, absolutely. All right, Hank, your team's last pick.

Speaker 7 You want a quick little

Speaker 5 inside baseball on our Mount Rushmore group text? Yeah. After your last pick, someone, I'll let you guys guess who, said L.

Speaker 5 PFT weighing down the team. PFT weighing down Team Big Cat this season.

Speaker 1 Memes. That motherfucker.
Memes. Where is he right now?

Speaker 10 So mean.

Speaker 1 That's so mean.

Speaker 5 Our last pick, we also were going to go with a musical artist. We decided we would choose the top artist on YouTube for the last three years.
Most views, most listens. Big Cat loves him.

Speaker 5 It's NBA Youngboy.

Speaker 1 Ooh, I do love him. I don't know who that is.
NBA Youngboy? Yeah, I don't either.

Speaker 16 They always do. He has the most listens on YouTube?

Speaker 1 Is he brazy?

Speaker 10 I actually think he's

Speaker 1 crazy.

Speaker 1 He's

Speaker 1 crazy with the C.

Speaker 1 Okay. Good pick.
Thanks. Yeah.

Speaker 16 I feel like it kind of ended on a weird note.

Speaker 1 No, that's right. We'll do honorable mentions real quick.
So we had

Speaker 1 also on our list, we had

Speaker 1 Saturday for the boys.

Speaker 1 Boy George.

Speaker 16 We had Big Boy. Hang on.
The Bustin Boys?

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, here it is. Bustin.

Speaker 1 Beastie Boys. Soldier Boy.
The Beach Boys. Yeah, Fat Boy Slim.

Speaker 1 Soldier Boy would have been a great pick.

Speaker 16 I had a list for

Speaker 1 fucked that up.

Speaker 16 I had a list for horniest boys.

Speaker 1 Horniest Boys? Yeah.

Speaker 16 It was...

Speaker 1 Hang on, let me find it. Was Soldier Boy a big miss by us? Yeah.
And we went Island Boys instead? That was a huge piece. I feel good about Island Boys.

Speaker 1 I'm playing with Island Boys. That was such a miss.

Speaker 16 Yeah, the Island Boys is a bad boy.

Speaker 9 Hank said it was a great pick.

Speaker 1 Shit.

Speaker 9 Yeah, Hank. That is where Hank tries to rewrite history because he's like, oh, memes is bullying me in.

Speaker 8 to saying that was an L.

Speaker 9 Rare, common PFT L plus ratio on me. No, it's it's not.
It was a good pick. Go with your first instinct, Hank.

Speaker 5 Now, I said, never texting this chat again. I like it, memes.
You're just like, I like memes of spiciness.

Speaker 5 You got to embrace it.

Speaker 1 We need the contention.

Speaker 5 I chirp PFT all the time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the contention is.

Speaker 5 The picks are terrible, and he is weighing down their team.

Speaker 1 No, he's not.

Speaker 9 Oh, stop it. Stop it, Hank.
Not going to work.

Speaker 5 I mean, have you guys won? I'm single-member.

Speaker 1 I mean, dude, spicy

Speaker 1 and super team-ing.

Speaker 9 Yeah, we have. We actually have, Hank.
So I'm going to cut you off right there.

Speaker 1 All right,

Speaker 1 what are your honorable mentions, Will? Oh, for uh, horny boys, oh, you had horny boys, okay.

Speaker 16 It was uh, Hugh Hefner, yeah, Donald Trump.

Speaker 1 We should actually

Speaker 1 save this, we should do a horniest.

Speaker 1 They're gonna now do this on business. We should do this.

Speaker 1 If you want to do it, you guys, no, we should save it.

Speaker 16 We should do it, but can I zoom in and say mine?

Speaker 1 Yes, yes, no, no, you'll be on it. You and Taylor can be on it.
We'll do it later in the summer. I already kind of said my ones, though.
We'll just put, we'll cut this. Oh,

Speaker 1 we'll cut this. We'll cut this.
All right, well, wrap it up.

Speaker 16 My honorable mentions.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Give me your honorable mentions.

Speaker 16 Doug Funney.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 16 Kevin Hart was on there.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Because he's strong. Robert.
Robert, you know,

Speaker 16 you got to play the political game every now and then.

Speaker 1 What do you mean by that? Expound on that.

Speaker 16 Well, here's one that we'll expound on it. Robert Downey Jr.'s character in Tropic Thunder.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 dude.

Speaker 16 Hey, Adam Sandler.

Speaker 1 Yes. Dude, he's a boy.
That's a good one.

Speaker 16 I don't know why it is. He's a boy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's a boy. Because he's always like, he's got, I think a boy has to have a little of that immaturity in them.

Speaker 16 Yeah, and he comes into any set, any media, pulls up on dudes playing basketball on the street, and just wants the hoop just to get the ball.

Speaker 1 He's got the boyhood in him. Yeah.

Speaker 9 And then I think it's important for a boy to have boys. Yeah.
That's a big part of being a boy. And Adam Sandler's got boys.
He does.

Speaker 1 He's got a lot of boys.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 1 This was a great Mount Rushmore, though.

Speaker 16 Thank you. I had a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 I learned

Speaker 16 about how you guys do it a little bit more.

Speaker 1 We love you, and we're going to do another Mount Rushmore later on in the summer with you and Taylor together.

Speaker 16 That'd be great. And I love you guys, too.
All right. And I appreciate you for passing the torch over.

Speaker 1 It was my pleasure.

Speaker 16 Personally, I would like to tell everybody if they want to follow me on Twitter. I'm chasing a million followers right now.
Oh, nice. What are you at? Underscore Will Compton.
I am at 187,000. Okay.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 a ways to go, buddy. Yeah, close.
You know, closer.

Speaker 16 You got to start somewhere.

Speaker 1 I was going to say closer than you were at zero, but that's actually not true. Yeah.
Well, you know, yo, closer than you were at zero. That's true.

Speaker 1 No. You're closer to zero, but you are closer to a million than you were

Speaker 1 when I was at zero. I'm with that.

Speaker 16 That's a fact. That's what I need.

Speaker 1 That's the energy. All right, PFT, have a safe flight.
Thank you, Will. Thank you.

Speaker 9 Thank you. I'm going to go beat.
I'm going to Jamaica. You know why?

Speaker 1 Boys, from the Caribbean.

Speaker 17 All protein bars generally taste the same, but not one bars. One made protein bars are actually delicious with Reese's and Hershey's.

Speaker 17 Only one Reese's Peanut Butter Lover's protein bar is made with Reese's peanut butter, and only one Hershey's Cookies and Cream protein bars is made with Hershey's cookie bits while delivering 18 grams of protein and 3 grams of sugar.

Speaker 17 One bars are the perfect protein bar to get you through your busy day, whether you need a quick pick-me-up between meetings or you need some fuel to power you through your next workout.

Speaker 17 One also has other delicious flavors like birthday cake, maple glazed donut, and blueberry cobbler. Find all one bars at a retailer near you or on amazon.com.

Speaker 1 Go right into your Fire Fest. It better not be that ad read because you crushed it.

Speaker 11 Yeah, I mean, my, yeah, no, I did, I did crush it. Uh,

Speaker 11 and updating on my last Firefest for a couple weeks ago, I did find an apartment. Thanks, you know, Big Cat helped me out with that a little bit.

Speaker 11 And then I was supposed to, at one point,

Speaker 11 I guess it's not really a firefest, but it was going to be, I was, I was going to try and move. I, I got the apartment two days ago and I was going to try and move today.

Speaker 11 And

Speaker 11 I had wheels in motion. I was calling movers, trying to do all this last-minute stuff.
And then yesterday, I just, I just, I just canceled it. It was just like, I'm going to do this in two weeks.

Speaker 1 Wait.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So you have two apartments right now?

Speaker 1 Technic.

Speaker 11 Well, yeah, tomorrow I will.

Speaker 8 So got a couple of places.

Speaker 1 Are you able to, are you're able to afford both? Because

Speaker 11 yes, well, yeah, I'm only paying a half-month rent on this one.

Speaker 1 Okay, oh

Speaker 11 yeah, we're good. Big baller.
They can't co-sign my apartment.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so now, I mean, I'm gonna have to

Speaker 1 be my final mail every single month.

Speaker 11 My credit sucks somehow

Speaker 11 for reasons I don't know. So I had to get a co-signer of my apartment.

Speaker 1 So you had to cosign Hank's apartment, yes.

Speaker 8 How are you going to decide like where you're going to be going? Like, there's nothing in your new apartment yet? Is it completely empty?

Speaker 11 Yeah. Well, I'm going, I'm going back situated for like a week and a half, and then I'm going to come back and then move the following week.

Speaker 1 I actually like that move, Hank. Like, you can't move today.
Come on, it's fucking,

Speaker 11 it was one of those things where, you know, when you're just like, you're kind of like tunnel vision and you're locked in and you're trying to make things happen.

Speaker 11 And then I took a step back and was just like, why am I doing this? Like, what?

Speaker 11 It's summer. It's busy.
It's time. It's time to vibe.

Speaker 8 Yeah, it is time to vibe. Moving over the summer, it's just the worst, too, because you get so sweaty when you're packing the stuff up.
The moving trucks never have AC in the back of them.

Speaker 8 You're carrying stuff upstairs. It's an awful time to move.
So, yeah, just keep pushing it off.

Speaker 8 But Hank's, this, this is just another step in Hank's journey to becoming like the next A-Rod type business mogul. You know, he's, he's doubled his real estate investments that he's got.
Yes.

Speaker 8 Pretty soon, you're going to, you're Hank, the landlord. That's what you're going to, you're going to have tenants soon, Hank.

Speaker 5 We'll see.

Speaker 11 I mean, not with the way these fucking prices are going, dude. Inflation and shit.

Speaker 1 Hank, you realize, too, this has created a

Speaker 1 relationship,

Speaker 1 another like aspect to our relationship. Like, I hope the hungry dog hits this fall.
Well, you were checking in. I did offer.
I did offer. I 100% offered.
I'm happy that you got the apartment.

Speaker 11 I didn't think about it until I was like, I got denied from an apartment because my credit isn't as good as it should be. And then you're like, well, I'll cosign.
And then

Speaker 11 that kind of got in my head. So I was like, all right, we're good.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 8 But, but also, if for whatever reason, Hank doesn't hit on his bets and he runs a little short and he needs to cover some money for his rent, can't he just give you a raise, big cat? Oh, true.

Speaker 8 And then you kick that back to him?

Speaker 1 That's true. The double dip.

Speaker 11 Sunken costs, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, sunken costs. Exactly.

Speaker 1 All right. PFT, your Firefest.

Speaker 8 I'm having a pretty clean week.

Speaker 8 There's not a lot that I can complain about right now. I'm in Jamaica.
I'm an island boy right now.

Speaker 8 And then I'm going down to the shore.

Speaker 1 That should be your Fire Fest.

Speaker 11 All of our Fire Fest was not picking Soldier Boy.

Speaker 1 I did pick Soldier Boy on our... But Island Boy is great.
All my honorable mentions, I had Soldier Boy. I was the only one who mentioned him.

Speaker 8 Hank, you also said during the show it was a great pick. And now you're just changing your tune.

Speaker 8 You're going whichever way the wind blows and but the bottom line is i'm having a pretty clean week the biggest fire fest that i've got right now is being in jamaica i'm around a lot of jamaican people and hearing them talk they've got the coolest accents in the world and it just makes you happy to hear it and i'm like fighting tooth and nail to not turn into chet hayes and to not just like start talking along with him because that would be problematic and i'm not going to do it but just know like deep down in my in my lizard brain i want to join in the festivities and i want to break out a little bit of the patchwork but i'm not going to do it it was a great pick i'm not going going to.

Speaker 1 It was a great pick. I'm not going to do it.

Speaker 11 What if you were going to do it? What would you say? What do you want to say in your head?

Speaker 8 I'm feeling Iron

Speaker 1 in Jamaica.

Speaker 8 Witter always nice in Jamaica, man.

Speaker 1 Let's fire the beach.

Speaker 8 Rice and peas.

Speaker 1 Island boy in a Caribbean.

Speaker 8 But I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it.
But I'm an island boy.

Speaker 8 I'm just an island boy.

Speaker 1 Oh, super bad.

Speaker 18 The fantasy island boys was the worst.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. That was very horrible.

Speaker 1 Can we, oh, man.

Speaker 11 That was

Speaker 1 worst of. Oh, yeah.
Yep. That will have to go in worst of.

Speaker 12 By the way, Mount Rushmore update. Team Hank has two wins.
Catcom has one, and guest has one.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 4 So all of a sudden, Hank likes this.

Speaker 11 That doesn't affect anything. I mean,

Speaker 11 I win them whether or not I have a team or not. So, like, I'm not surprised.
That's true.

Speaker 1 Yeah, pizza toppings. All right, my Firefest, I'm just,

Speaker 1 I've just been hungover too many times in the last week, and it's, I hate, like, I'm just too old.

Speaker 1 I did Dead and Company on Friday. I did Pride Parade.
I didn't see any of you guys.

Speaker 1 Nope, I didn't see any of you guys. My friend died.

Speaker 1 I was traveling. I was golfing.
Okay. Oh, you were golfing?

Speaker 1 Got it.

Speaker 11 Yeah, I'm just, I got a handicap, bad handicap.

Speaker 1 Thank God for Revital Aid, I guess. But man,

Speaker 1 when we had that Mount Rushmore with Whitney and Biz, like, I don't drink enough to realize how bad hangovers are. So three in one week is just kicking my ass.

Speaker 11 Well, you also can't, I mean, maybe you can, but like, I feel like when I'm in, when I get in those situations, I'll just take Saturday and just sleep for like 11 hours. Like,

Speaker 11 that's where you don't have the catch-up. Nope.

Speaker 11 You don't have the catch-up.

Speaker 1 No, I'm actually, I think, I have a little theory going in my brain that when you become a parent and you don't have that catch-up ability for hangovers, it just ends up being like days off your life.

Speaker 1 So it's like, I'll just, I'll never catch up on sleep. And then it would just be like another 10 days, you know, going to, going to the dead end company on Friday night, another 10 days off my life.

Speaker 10 That's it.

Speaker 8 I just, I, I learned when I was like 34 years old to never ever drink on a Wednesday. Yeah.
Wednesday is the worst night of the week to get drunk on by far.

Speaker 8 Like Tuesday, you can, you can come back from a Tuesday. No, by, by Thursday, maybe Thursday afternoon, you're feeling okay.
And then Friday, you get to enjoy your Friday.

Speaker 8 If you get drunk on a Wednesday night, you are a certified moron if you're an adult because Thursday's a wash. Friday, you're stricken with panic.

Speaker 8 You can't even enjoy your Friday because you're trying to catch up on everything that you missed on Thursday.

Speaker 1 Bubba,

Speaker 8 you've got the whole week ahead of you, and you can also talk hungover.

Speaker 1 What? Bubba, Bubba's shaking his head.

Speaker 18 Well, if you produce a sports podcast where you have to record on Tuesday and Thursday, Wednesday is a pretty good night to drink.

Speaker 1 It's very specific, but very relatable. Very true.
Yeah, very, very relatable. I also just think Monday is always the worst night to drink.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I was also. You just need a reset.

Speaker 1 Like, you just need a reset night. Yeah, you have to eat a salad and think you're doing both or doing anything bad to your body on a Monday is just like a killer way to start off a week.

Speaker 1 Like it will just completely bury you. No.

Speaker 8 Monday is for Monday night football, you have between two to four beers.

Speaker 8 five if it goes to overtime and you ease yourself out of that weekend you get what about the rest of the year?

Speaker 1 The shakes. There's more non-Monday night football Monday nights.
A Monday in April. It's just dead time.

Speaker 8 I refuse to admit that. No,

Speaker 8 Monday night. I'm talking football season only.
Football season only. That's my strategy.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 We're not in football season, though, right now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I

Speaker 8 occasionally on a Monday, I'll have a couple beers.

Speaker 9 Two to four beers.

Speaker 1 If I had Monday weekend. Monday's the night you got to rese.

Speaker 1 Monday is the whole blank slate, like got to start off strong and then you slowly let everything fall I mean I don't I shouldn't drink on any night weeknight I shouldn't drink any night period but I always think Monday is the night that like you have to get that sleep get that nice meal in you feel good about yourself sit on your couch that's you got to reset you got to reset my week my week officially starts health-wise Tuesday morning Tuesday morning is when I'll go to the gym and then I'll make up for all my weekends Monday's a cheat day for you yeah this is Monday's no it's not a cheat day it's a taper off day it's a tape you taper off from your weekend on Sunday.

Speaker 1 It's a Sunday.

Speaker 4 You work on Sundays.

Speaker 1 I'm talking if I'm not doing the podcast right now, which we've been doing for six years.

Speaker 4 I'm saying,

Speaker 1 what world are you talking about right now?

Speaker 8 I'm talking about my Monday through Friday job, like most of our listeners have right now. When weekends are because our weekends right now are Saturdays.
That's basically our weekend.

Speaker 1 Right. I bet you most of the listeners, though, would say that they would rather, if given the choice, they'd rather drink on Wednesday than Monday.
Like Monday is just a bad night to get drunk.

Speaker 8 I'm not saying getting drunk. I said two to four beers, two to four.
Very specific.

Speaker 1 Conversation started, though, with me getting drunk.

Speaker 8 On Wednesday.

Speaker 1 Right. I was talking about a hangover.
You said Wednesday is the worst night to drink.

Speaker 8 Wednesday is the worst night to get drunk on as an adult, for sure.

Speaker 1 I still think Monday would be the worst.

Speaker 8 Embrace debate.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think if you start, if you, if you, if you, if you're really drunk on Monday night, your whole week is fucked. You're just fucked.

Speaker 8 You still have three days to catch up, though, after the hangover. That's what I'm saying.
I guess

Speaker 8 we'll let the crowd sort this.

Speaker 1 You have to go to work the next day for four more days.

Speaker 8 Yeah, but work is work.

Speaker 11 At least then you're good for the weekend, which is all that matters.

Speaker 1 But you could be good for the weekend if you go to work on Thursday, go to work on Friday, you're good for the weekend.

Speaker 8 I think you're Friday.

Speaker 1 Now I don't even know what we're talking about because are you talking about like a 25-year-old who doesn't get hangovers? Or now you're talking about a 35-year-old?

Speaker 1 I feel like we've shifted football season, non-football season, you versus our listeners. I don't know where we are.

Speaker 8 In my specific case right now, I don't drink on weeknights.

Speaker 8 That's my rule.

Speaker 8 But in the former life, I would much prefer to have some beers during Monday night football.

Speaker 4 But that's

Speaker 1 so just we're talking football season now. Yeah.
Oh, I live my life mentally in football.

Speaker 11 I would say in my specific case, I agree with you, Big Cat, but I think that if we pulled the listeners, that I think they would

Speaker 11 not by much would side with PFT.

Speaker 1 But I

Speaker 1 personally

Speaker 11 agree with you about Monday because that would torch my whole week.

Speaker 1 But just saying it with Monday Night Football changes the whole discussion because there's more non-Monday Night Football nights.

Speaker 1 What PFT is essentially saying is he likes to drink a couple beers Monday Night Football, which is fine.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 there's more non-Monday Night Football Mondays than Monday Night Football Mondays.

Speaker 18 I don't think PFT acknowledges days that football doesn't have to be.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Yeah, it's a good idea.

Speaker 1 It kind of seems like what he's getting at. This is is

Speaker 1 there's like a there's like seven qualifiers to this debate that you've presented.

Speaker 8 Listen, if if I can't drink two to five beers during a Monday night football game, then I don't think that I want to live anymore.

Speaker 1 And for that reason, you should never drink on a Wednesday in April.

Speaker 1 That's what you're saying. As a 25-year-old, even though

Speaker 1 you're speaking for yourself,

Speaker 1 yes, yes, got it.

Speaker 8 Okay. Two years ago.

Speaker 4 My firefest is that debate.

Speaker 1 Hank,

Speaker 1 Jake, finish this off.

Speaker 12 Yeah, I have a few quick ones first.

Speaker 1 Similar to Hank, I am moving, and nothing went wrong.

Speaker 12 It just stinks.

Speaker 1 So, a lot of time-consuming stuff.

Speaker 7 It does.

Speaker 1 It absolutely stinks.

Speaker 12 Number two, I had diarrhea again on the show earlier this week.

Speaker 12 So, we're averaging once a month over the last two months.

Speaker 4 It's not good for you.

Speaker 12 So, planned for July 21st for the next episode. And lastly, I got a haircut this morning, and I'm allergic to shaving cream, but I forgot to tell the guy and he put it on.

Speaker 12 I have a little like, I don't know if it's still a red rash.

Speaker 1 You're allergic to shaving cream.

Speaker 8 Do you

Speaker 12 I don't know if you can see it right now, but how many things are you allergic to?

Speaker 12 Seriously, no food just dogs cats pollen shaving cream The way I found out is that I was at camp once they did a pie in the face with shaving cream and I just started sneezing getting red everywhere.

Speaker 1 So I just Jesus

Speaker 1 Try to be transparent with

Speaker 1 this traumatic day. Yeah.

Speaker 8 You gotta just go you gotta start narrowing your face.

Speaker 1 You're a wild one, Jake. I love you for it.
You're a wild one.

Speaker 1 Like, that just sucks to be allergic to shaving.

Speaker 7 That's not how do you how do you shape electricity?

Speaker 1 Got it. Okay, that makes sense.
That was an easy answer.

Speaker 10 You're right.

Speaker 1 I was like,

Speaker 1 that, yeah, you're right. Yeah, point you.

Speaker 1 That does exist.

Speaker 1 Okay, let's do numbers.

Speaker 1 We'll see everyone on Wednesday.

Speaker 1 Have a great 4th of July.

Speaker 1 35. 6.

Speaker 12 26.

Speaker 1 Three for memes. I'll go 27.

Speaker 11 72.

Speaker 1 I'll go 28.

Speaker 1 Fuck you.

Speaker 1 28 is my official pick.

Speaker 18 It's 82.

Speaker 1 13.

Speaker 12 13 is a seventh timer.

Speaker 1 Whoa.

Speaker 12 Joins 21 to 47 in second place.

Speaker 1 See everyone next Wednesday.

Speaker 8 Love you guys.

Speaker 8 Talking away,

Speaker 8 I don't know my heart to say I'd say anyway.

Speaker 8 Today's on my day to find

Speaker 1 for your love of gay, shy,

Speaker 1 I've been coming for your love of gay. Needless to say,

Speaker 1 I won't say

Speaker 1 somewhere a little way.

Speaker 1 Slowly learn my mind is okay.

Speaker 1 Say after me.

Speaker 1 Let's play to save the target They

Speaker 1 come

Speaker 1 Drink on me

Speaker 1 Drink on me I'm

Speaker 1 taking hundred

Speaker 1 All the things that we say,

Speaker 1 I thought, just to play my worries away.

Speaker 1 You are things I've got to remember.

Speaker 1 Shine away.

Speaker 1 Love me coming for you, anyway.

Speaker 1 Shine away.

Speaker 1 Love me for you, many light.

Speaker 1 Take on me.

Speaker 1 Take on me. I'll be

Speaker 1 all

Speaker 1 good.

Speaker 1 islands.