Kentucky Sports Radio, QB Will Levis, The LIV Golf Tour & Guys on Chicks
We start with a little NHL and LIV Golf tour as the awkward new golf league is getting weirder.(00:02:13-00:19:49) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Deshaun Watson and Miles Bridges. (00:21:17-00:40:44) Best of our day on Kentucky Sports Radio including callers Harvey who talks to birds, Edy who has new NFT’s to pitch to us and starting UK Quarterback Will Levis. (00:42:37-01:37:15) We finish with guys on chicks (01:38:48-01:52:21)
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Speaker 1 On today's part in my take, we have Kentucky Sports Radio, our takeover of Kentucky Sports Radio once a year.
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We have our best calls, and we also have starting quarterback for the Kentucky Wildcats, Will Levis. Awesome interview with him.
Future number one pick. Future number one pick.
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We're going to do a little guys on chicks. We have hot seat, cool throne.
We're in that weird spot in the
Speaker 1 week where we didn't have a new NBA game, but we're going to talk a little NHL.
Speaker 1
Get you ready for game three of the NBA Finals. Hank on the Wood, Hank Lockwood.
Love it. And we're brought.
Speaker 2 Man, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4 When you're hungry out there, you start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game, making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out of sorts. That's where Snickers comes in, man.
Speaker 4
That thing is packed. Roasted peanuts, nugget, caramel, milk chocolate.
It's like the MVP of candy bars.
Speaker 4 And when you bite into it, boom, it sorts you out, gets your head back in the game of life, satisfying your hunger. Remember this: Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle everything else.
Speaker 4 Snickers satisfies, man.
Speaker 5 That's a winning play.
Speaker 5 Now in the street, there is violence.
Speaker 5 And I'm not like the solve work to be done.
Speaker 5 No place to hang out or washing.
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And then I can game all on the sun. Oh, no, we're gonna rock it down to E-Lay Trick.
I revenue.
Speaker 5 And then we'll take it higher.
Speaker 5 Oh, we're gonna rock it down to E-Lay Trick.
Speaker 1 It's part of my take.
Speaker 6 Isn't it about Marshall Sports?
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Speaker 1 a month. Today is Wednesday, June 8th, and the New York Rangers are one game away from the Stanley Cup final.
Speaker 2
Let's go. Congratulations, New York.
Now, we are taping this about four hours before the game starts. Yeah, Hank just shook his head.
I just got vibes.
Speaker 2 I got vibes right now coming from the New York Rangers. They feel like the team of Destiny, they got the hottest goaltender in the planet.
Speaker 2 They need to get things done in six games or less, or else they're going to be going up against Justin Bieber, who has a concert scheduled for MSG on the night of game seven.
Speaker 2 And something's got to give.
Speaker 1 I actually take it back. I'm shaking my head because I think one of the Rangers fans in here was telling me that the Rangers and Celtics basically win and lose consecutively.
Speaker 1 So if the Rangers win, if the Rangers win, or at least recently, maybe the last series or two. So if the Rangers win, that means
Speaker 1 the Celtics will win. No, but last
Speaker 1
Rangers loss was the last Celtics lost. It was a week and a half, it happened.
But that's like, you know,
Speaker 1
five or six games. So if you're a Rangers fan and you lost this game, sorry, because that sucks to start the show with that.
But we do think they're going to win. I think they're going to win.
Speaker 1 They won.
Speaker 2 The crazy thing is, and this kind of goes against
Speaker 2 what I've been thinking and my whole logic behind putting that future on the Rangers, but I think Biz Nasty talked me into considering the Rangers as being a team that will get outplayed all the time, yet still somehow find a way to win.
Speaker 2 I kind of like those are fun-ass teams to root for.
Speaker 1 Yeah, they are.
Speaker 2 But they could have won on Sunday, even though they just got the shit kicked out of them.
Speaker 1
Right, exactly. I agree.
They are, they're the scrappy dog left in the fight.
Speaker 1
We do have a final on the other side. The Colorado Avalanche sweep the Edmonton Oilers.
They're in the Stanley Cup final.
Speaker 1 The Cup is not coming home to Canada. I apologize to all of Canada for
Speaker 1 not being able to do that.
Speaker 2 Maybe you did one better, though.
Speaker 2 Maybe you brought a title back to New York.
Speaker 1 Yeah, well, or I gave them WIT in exchange because he got stuck in Canada for an entire three days, it felt like.
Speaker 2 That's tough. Yeah, he's like the guy from the terminal, Tom Hanks.
Speaker 1
Yes, Les Terminal. He became a national Canadian newspaper.
Story, right? Yeah, right. No, Brian Whitney is our Britney Griner.
Yes, exactly. Free him.
Free Brian.
Speaker 1 It also brings up the worst stat in sports if you're a hockey fan, Canadian hockey fan.
Speaker 1 America has won a Gray Cup more recently than Canada has won a Stanley Cup sorry we had uh the Baltimore Stallions in 1995 we don't have a team in the CFL anymore we haven't had a team in the CFL for 25 plus years but that's a crazy stat that Canada the last cup they won I think it was 93 Montreal
Speaker 1
the 95 Baltimore Stallions won a gray cup more recently than they did win a Stanley Cup. And the Raptors and the Blue Jays.
ALB, and NBA.
Speaker 1
Right. Yeah.
Right. That's tough.
Right. We were more saying, like, America's stealing Canada's thing.
So
Speaker 1 we basically
Speaker 2
kidnapped the Stanley Cup. Right.
And it's just been down here. They're well within their rights to sort of warn them.
Speaker 1 It's not Canada's thing, though. Canada's thing would be hockey or
Speaker 1 NBA or MLB because that's what they've won more recently.
Speaker 2 Yeah, but I mean, like, the Stanley Cup, that belongs to Canada.
Speaker 1
And we just win it every year. It's tough.
We got your leader.
Speaker 2
Yeah. I'm the captain now.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 Billy, what were you going to say?
Speaker 7 Nothing. I was going to say lacrosse is also a Canadian national sport.
Speaker 1 Okay, very good. Billy, why don't we do this right now? How was your trip to Albany? Because we haven't seen you since then.
Speaker 1
I actually, do you know what happened? Was Billy was out on Sunday. He had something else.
We already had known about it. But we were texting on the group text about dinner.
And
Speaker 1 I realized, like, after about a half hour, I was like, wait, oh, yeah, Billy's not here today because why has he not chimed in? It was very odd.
Speaker 1 Like, I noticed you gone by the fact that your absence in the group chat for dinner was the first moment I was like, where's Billy? I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 Yeah, you're, that's where your voice is always heard.
Speaker 1 You were. We were deciding, like, what, where are we going to eat, and we didn't get any text.
Speaker 2 We didn't have anybody to give our game ball to. Yeah.
Speaker 7
Someone's got to be decisive. Yeah.
Yep.
Speaker 1 All right. So how was it?
Speaker 7
It was great. I mean, Jake and I had an awesome time.
I mean, lacrosse was something that I was very into in like middle school and early high school.
Speaker 7 And I just saw so many people and saw so much stuff that just kind of had me a little starstruck. There's certain things that
Speaker 7 get me a little starstrucked, and it's like seeing all the players I watched play, like in some of the East Coast Dies, which is a YouTuber who used to teach you how to string your stick.
Speaker 7 And it was just like, it was being like Disneyland.
Speaker 2 I saw that you strung your own stick.
Speaker 1 You basically, you knitted, right? It's basically knitted. Yeah.
Speaker 2 How did that work out?
Speaker 7
Honestly, it was like riding a bike. I strung it up.
It was like, I hadn't forgotten.
Speaker 2 So the netting, it held, the integrity stayed true, and you didn't have any mishaps with your stick at all where you tried to throw a shot that just popped out.
Speaker 1 I mean, it wasn't perfect. It could definitely have
Speaker 7 used some more.
Speaker 2 Isn't that throw?
Speaker 1 Hold.
Speaker 7 I didn't channel it as much as I should have, and
Speaker 7 didn't have enough hold.
Speaker 1 Okay.
Speaker 1
So overall, though, good experience. Awesome.
And you're maybe low-key kind of... a pro lacrosse player.
Speaker 7 No, I mean, those guys are just like seeing, being on the sidelines,
Speaker 7 Seeing on the sidelines lacrosse up close like especially at that level you can truly see and that this doesn't come through a lot of the old broadcasts with PLLs doing a great job broadcasting it the like the legit violence that occurs during a game like guys hitting each other with weapons stuff that hasn't been seen since like tribal warfare um jake that's that's very eloquently put billy uh jake can you walk us through
Speaker 2 the shot heard around the world yes jake stepped up now have you ever played lacrosse before No, I have not.
Speaker 5
Ever. I've held a stick.
We have a mini water dog stick in here somewhere. I've held a stick.
Speaker 2 You're counting that as your only lacrosse experience prior to this weekend.
Speaker 1 Yes.
Speaker 2 Okay, so you stepped up and Billy got a net, and he was basically like, try to get one past me.
Speaker 2 And was it your first shot?
Speaker 5
I'll be honest. It wasn't my first.
I believe it was my fourth ever shot of a lacrosse goal.
Speaker 2 And what happened?
Speaker 5 I made it.
Speaker 2 And Billy couldn't stop it.
Speaker 1 Correct.
Speaker 2 And how did Billy react to that?
Speaker 5 Probably saying, like,
Speaker 2 dude, I saved 9 out of 10. But he didn't stop this one.
Speaker 1 Correct.
Speaker 2
It was a sick shot, though. I'm sure watching the replay of it, you're like, man, that was nice.
And I think everybody watched that and thought the same thing.
Speaker 2 Like, wow, Jake, you are way better than Billy at lacrosse.
Speaker 5 I mean, the one shot online has me making one and him not even getting a shot off.
Speaker 2 It's true.
Speaker 1 It's very true.
Speaker 2 Billy, how mad were you just knowing all the videos and tweets that you were going to receive when Jake made that shot on you, Top Cheddar?
Speaker 7 I'm getting worse at my job because I don't take the bait anymore.
Speaker 1 What's that? You didn't take the bait when you responded right away when I tweeted out the video and you're like,
Speaker 1 that was one of nine times and I saved all the other ones.
Speaker 7 Yeah, I mean, I just honestly looking back, it was such a great time.
Speaker 1 Memes and I,
Speaker 7 memes and I were doing one-on-ones.
Speaker 2 He's not taking the bait right now.
Speaker 1 He's not taking the bait. Smart.
Speaker 7 Memes and I were doing one-on-ones and just beating the shit out of each other more. He was beating the shit out of me with a pole.
Speaker 2 Yeah, you got mad at memes.
Speaker 8 I didn't get mad.
Speaker 1 Well, memes,
Speaker 7 I mean, you can even see it now. It's like the bruise is turning like that, like yellowish,
Speaker 7 like greenish color, but we were going at it.
Speaker 1 It was fun. At least was there.
Speaker 2 You threw a shot 100 miles per hour.
Speaker 7 Yeah, it was, I mean,
Speaker 7 I would have broken 100. I didn't get back on
Speaker 7 the radar gun, but I shot at 97 after, you know, like six years of not playing lacrosse, and that was pretty awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 1 Okay, so good trip. I'm trying to think what else, and we have game three coming up.
Speaker 2 In the Avalanche Oilers series,
Speaker 2 that was the best four-game series that I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 Well, the Edmonton Oilers played the best five-game series beforehand.
Speaker 2 It's crazy how good those games were.
Speaker 1 Although the couple of them, one of them, I think game two, the Avalanche killed them.
Speaker 1 Game one and game four were great.
Speaker 2 There were so many exciting games, but unfortunately, we only got four games worth out of it. And I think, listen, I was doing some reading on the goalie for the Oilers last night.
Speaker 2 Mike Smith, who is maybe my new favorite player
Speaker 2 in the NHL because he sucks, but he's like occasionally awesome, but he really sucks. So he's like, if Jameis Winston never really put in trading effort,
Speaker 2 and I was reading an article about him from Puck Daddy, and he put it like the perfect way.
Speaker 2
He said, to watch Smith play is to watch the embodiment of a Reddit comment where every third word is capitalized and misspelled. Just crazy, crazy watching him play.
Like soft goals,
Speaker 2 incredible saves. And I'm just sad that we're going to have to bid this series goodbye too soon.
Speaker 2 I wanted to see more games between these two teams, and especially to get the analysis of Paul Bissnett with his head shaved. Unfortunately, they signed off for the season.
Speaker 2
And Biz Nasty with his head shaved next to Wayne Gretzky as he was trying to give serious hockey analysis. He was actually doing a pretty good job of it.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 But I just kept getting distracted by the fact that his head was completely shaved.
Speaker 1
Yeah, no, it was fantastic. Yeah.
I mean,
Speaker 1 the problem with this series is I never felt like the Oilers ever really had a chance, which sucked. Like, that's the only part.
Speaker 1 The Avalanche are very, very good. They're very exciting.
Speaker 1 I like the Edmonton Oilers Calgary series a little bit more just because it was back and forth more.
Speaker 1
I think the Avalanche won game two, 4-0, which was a dud, and they won game three, 4-2. But Monday night was a great game.
Overtime. Anytime there's elimination, overtime, fantastic.
Speaker 1 And the Avalanche look like the best team.
Speaker 1 Like, if they don't win it now,
Speaker 1
that's a big disappointment. Big disappointment, huge disappointment.
Um, all right, so we have game three, Celtics, Hank. You're ready to go.
We talked about it a little bit with guys on chicks.
Speaker 1 Uh, we also have the live golf tour, which I are we gonna be fans of the live golf tour?
Speaker 2 It feels like the super league.
Speaker 1
Yeah, you're a fan, yeah, you're a blood money guy. I don't know, you're whitewashing it.
Well, it's like, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 I definitely, it's like, you know, comment to the comments back to that. But, like, there is, you know, not all sports leagues are like, you know, the most stand-up leagues.
Speaker 2 I'm struggling to
Speaker 2 identify one that beheads people.
Speaker 1
Well, the NBA, this is again a comment of a comment of a comment. Goodell.
Goodell would probably
Speaker 2 cut somebody's head off. Yeah, true.
Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 It's probably the worst.
Speaker 2 Yeah, probably there are people that will point out
Speaker 2 the business that the NBA does with China is not exactly clean money.
Speaker 1 Oligarchs owning soccer teams and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 And I think those are all fair things to say, but this is just straight up cut and dry.
Speaker 2 The kingdom being like, hey, we'll give you more money than you're making now to come play golf over here.
Speaker 2 I actually think that like the outcry wouldn't be that bad against it if when Phil Mickelson made his comments back in November, he wasn't so like cut and dry about what he was getting in bed with.
Speaker 2
When he was like, yeah, they're bad guys, they're scary guys. You know, they cut guys apart with bone saws and cut gay people's heads off.
But it's an interesting opportunity.
Speaker 2 If he hadn't like spelled out all of his reservations right up front, I feel like people would be they'd be more inclined to kind of like let it slide and be like, hey, we understand Phil, you know, Phil spends a lot of money.
Speaker 2 Yeah, he needs a lot of money.
Speaker 1
He needs the money. And the $25 million to the winner of the first tournament.
I feel like they should have spent a little bit more money on the graphic design of the
Speaker 1 teams, which I don't even really understand that there's 12 teams or whatever within this league. Wait, there are?
Speaker 1 They released teams and team logos, and they're like truly the most basic, disgusting logos you've ever seen.
Speaker 1 And also, why did they come up with live what is live what is it live laugh love yeah i don't understand it's kind of weird to like be talking about beheadings and stuff and then have the golf league called live yeah it's like methinks the lady doth protest too much it's also just thinking of the i think of the nightclub in miami i think of like a weird super bowl it's also very funny that they have ari fleischer as their spokesperson for the tour like if if there's if you're looking for a guy that has a history of ignoring violence committed by saudi arabia you could do a lot worse than ari fleischer yeah he's he's out there with his bissonette haircut at all times.
Speaker 2
He's going to blame the Iraqi tour instead. Yes.
These are the guys that we really need to go after.
Speaker 1 So who's playing it? Dustin Johnson, Phil,
Speaker 1
Kevin Na. Taylor Gooch.
Taylor Gooch. They got the Gooch.
Gooch had a quote of just like, I'm dumb. I just hit ball and hole.
Don't ask me about it.
Speaker 8 I kind of respect that.
Speaker 1 It is a strategy. Like, if you're going to, you got to either say, essentially, the money's too good,
Speaker 1 or, like, I'm so stupid, I don't even understand it. Or you could do the Phil did the wrong thing where he's like, it's not that big a deal what they're doing.
Speaker 1
Yeah, I'll give you the players, and I'll give you the captains and their team names. Okay, okay.
Dustin Johnson, four aces.
Speaker 2 Now, he probably needs a lot of money, too, for certain things.
Speaker 1 Graham McDowell, Niblex. Niblicks?
Speaker 1 Ian Poulter, the majestics.
Speaker 1 Niblicks sounds like a terrible British candy bar.
Speaker 2 I was going to say, like, a shitty corn breakfast cereal.
Speaker 1 The Majestics, but Styx is S-T-I-C-K-S. Okay.
Speaker 2 I don't like that.
Speaker 1
Kevin Na, Ironheads. Okay.
That's kind of cool. Yeah.
Louis Oosthausen,
Speaker 1
Stinger. Not even Stinger, it's just Stinger.
Stinger. Okay.
Martin Kamer, the Cleeks. Kimer, yeah.
Speaker 1 Cleats? It's Keimer, it's K-A-Y.
Speaker 1 The Cleats? Cleeks.
Speaker 1
C-L-E-E-K-S. I don't know what a cleat is.
That's a s a city veget a shitty vegetable. Peter Uchen.
Speaker 9 Yeah, nail that. Jake.
Speaker 1 I don't even know who you're talking about.
Speaker 1
You line the Crushers. Cool.
That's a cool name.
Speaker 2 That's like what I would have named my soccer team when I was eight years old. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 Phil Mickelson, the high flyers, but high is spelled H-Y.
Speaker 1
Okay. All right.
Sure, go for it. Sergio Garcia, Fireballs.
Speaker 1 Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 2 Whoever win of majors.
Speaker 1
Yeah, Fireballs. C-Won Kim, Smash.
Just smash. Just smash.
Speaker 2 Like that.
Speaker 8 That's cool, yeah.
Speaker 2
Taylor Gooch, Torque. Okay.
And I don't know about that one.
Speaker 1
And Wade Ormsby, Punch. I like punch.
Just punch. Punch the ball.
The lowest for these are so bad, though.
Speaker 5 I have the reason for the live.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 5 Roman numeral for 54. Number of holes in each tournament.
Speaker 1 There we go.
Speaker 1 That's why I kept on thinking of the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 They're doing like a shotgun start for most of them, too, which is going to be weird because you'll have guys teeing off on par fives or par threes.
Speaker 1 It's going to be.
Speaker 2 It's going to be strange.
Speaker 1 Where is it on TV? I don't know.
Speaker 2 Is it on TV?
Speaker 1 I assume that.
Speaker 5 That's probably on YouTube, Facebook, and livegolf.com.
Speaker 2 I would love to send Billy to be our correspondent for the Live Tour, just because you probably have the highest percentage or highest probability of a journalist being killed covering that.
Speaker 1 Also, he would just come back to you guys say no to advertising.
Speaker 2 Let's talk turkey.
Speaker 1 Yeah, how much? Can I get some emojis?
Speaker 1 That's the whole point. Everyone's got a price.
Speaker 1 Exactly.
Speaker 7 I will go there if I get all the emojis.
Speaker 2 I'll sell Billy up the river. Like, I'll send him over to.
Speaker 1
Billy would definitely come back and be like, low-key, these guys are kind of chill. Like, you guys got a bat.
I think you're a misunderstanding what they're doing.
Speaker 2 Yeah, no, the propaganda would work on Billy.
Speaker 1 Yeah, oh, easily.
Speaker 2 Actually, Prince bin Salman has put forth a lot of efforts to modernize the way that they're doing business right now. For example, women can drive on certain days of the week.
Speaker 1
He invited Ellen over for a dinner. Yeah.
Low-key,
Speaker 7 they've got great wrestling events. No, I'm going to be his his total sucker for when, like, if I do go there, they're going to go show me all of their exotic animals that they have.
Speaker 1 Like the tigers, falcons, bears, falcons.
Speaker 1 All right. Well, listen, if we can figure out how to get you there,
Speaker 1 I would absolutely sign off on that. Boss Man Hank?
Speaker 1 Who cover the live?
Speaker 1 They got to pay us. Yeah.
Speaker 1 No district. Which then becomes, I mean, I guess
Speaker 1 people hate Jake
Speaker 2 because Jake would obviously be much better at covering an event or a sport like this, but also we don't want you to be killed, Jake.
Speaker 1 Yeah, I'll pass this one to Billy. I mean, if Liv was smart, killing Billy would be great publicity because we'd have to talk about it.
Speaker 1 Like, we'd have to give them airtime, be like, yeah, they killed Billy.
Speaker 2 Yeah, and then we'd probably do like an entire serial podcast where we try to find out who's responsible for Billy's death. Yeah.
Speaker 1 It's us.
Speaker 1 It's us for knowingly syndicate. It would drive headlines.
Speaker 7 I'm actually so down to go, like, traveling internationally.
Speaker 1 Of course.
Speaker 7 I mean,
Speaker 7 they probably do like
Speaker 7 really cool, what's it called?
Speaker 1 You're already.
Speaker 1
They don't even need to waste any time trying to indoctrinate him. He's done.
He's ready to go.
Speaker 2 I think that they're going to do something that'll make the scoring a lot lower because
Speaker 2 they need to attract eyeballs so they could be like, wow, they're setting records out here.
Speaker 1 This should make the courses easy.
Speaker 2 Make the holes a little bit bigger.
Speaker 1
Yeah. But I mean, if they play on just a regular course, not like a difficult course, they'll all score very low.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 make the holes bigger, though.
Speaker 1 Yeah, that'd be sick.
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Speaker 1
Hank. My hot seat is umpires.
Okay. We had the controversy, obviously, last week with PFT and his son's Little League team and him getting kicked out for cussing at an umpire.
Speaker 2
I mean, also, you're leaving out the fact that he just left the game for about 10 minutes when it started. And the cross.
And I've never seen this happen before.
Speaker 1 Then last night, or two nights ago, in the Maryland game, obviously the College Baseball World Series is heating up. In the Maryland Super Regional game,
Speaker 1 one of the worst calls I've ever seen, the ump basically called a runner out for basically running into the first baseman, but the first baseman was in his way because it was a bad throw, so the first baseman had to basically go into the
Speaker 1 runner's way, and they collided. The umpire called the batter out, and then a run scored at the same time, and technically he probably scored before the contact happened.
Speaker 1 He called the runner out, even though he was just running down the line, and then he called the person that scored out because he said it happened before the play or it happened after the contact happened, which wasn't true.
Speaker 1
Marilyn ended up losing. It was a terrible, terrible call.
Brutal, brutal, brutal call. And then now their season's over.
Speaker 2 Can I play devil's advocate here? Should I back the boys in blue?
Speaker 1 Because now you're backing the boys in blue. Because
Speaker 1 it was different tune.
Speaker 2 This wasn't a high-level little league game. This was a professional college game, okay?
Speaker 2
And it comes with higher-level umpires. And the rule, by the rule, it's not about him running into the first baseman.
The rule was that
Speaker 2 in the final few steps when you're going down the first baseline, you have a specific channel that you have to stay in. And then you can make the choice to leave that channel or stay in it.
Speaker 2 He was actually never in that three-foot channel, that two-foot channel.
Speaker 2 And so by the rule, it's the right call, but it's a shitty rule because anyone that watches that play is like, this dude should have been safe at first base. He didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 2 But if you want to get into like the screenshot police of it and see exactly where the runner was apparently by the rules of college baseball it was the correct call but it's a shitty call and it's a shitty rule it's a rule that should never exist because it did maryland out of a chance to tie that game michigan got screwed too it's just more more baseball i feel like is just more uh chances to be upset at the umps and you see the umpire the guy was uh that was what i was gonna say
Speaker 1 there's two there was a kid that hit a home run he was basically watching the ball go and the the umpire got behind him and basically pushed him to keep going.
Speaker 1
Just kind of crazy, crazy stuff in the umpire world. Just, you know, and I feel bad for umpires.
I was a little league umpire.
Speaker 1 Everyone says there's an umpire shortage going on right now because the dad's like PFT.
Speaker 2 But
Speaker 2 it's called accountability, Hank.
Speaker 2 I've never seen that called. Right.
Speaker 1
I just, I feel bad for umpires, but they are on the hot seat. These are some crazy calls, and you know, they're getting put in the spotlight.
It's not good. Yeah.
Speaker 1
My cool throne is gaslighters, cheaters, and liars. Ooh.
iMessage. Oh, Billy.
Billy just said yes. Yeah.
Speaker 2 Billy's pumped.
Speaker 1 There was an Apple event, and they were rolling out their new features. The iMessage app in iOS 16 is getting a new undo send feature as well as the ability to edit chats.
Speaker 1 You've already sent and marked threads as unread.
Speaker 1 RIP to all the young people out there who are going to be getting gaslit or say, like, I never said that. Oh, Hank.
Speaker 2 That could have saved you if only that feature had come out a couple months ago.
Speaker 1 I know, 45-day 25-day one.
Speaker 1
It could have been never existed. The feature is good, but it's also going to drive everyone insane.
It's like whenever
Speaker 1 you're going to. Why don't you undo send anything? I mean, PFT sent a television last night by accident to Peggy that was very weird.
Speaker 2 Well, it was to everybody.
Speaker 1
Right, but Peggy was included. Like, if we saw that and you undo sent it, like, I don't know what to do.
That's what I'm saying. I, so, so, it's similar to I'm just going to screenshot everything now.
Speaker 1 When someone insta, when someone tags you an Instagram reel and then deletes it, and then you go, or like a story and deletes it, and then you see that they tagged you but then deleted it it drives you insane right that's what it's going to be now yeah it's going to suck so it's good for the the specific chance that you might send something bad it's bad for every other instance yeah i would have loved to have had that last night
Speaker 1 it's a weird text it's a weird text yeah want to read it can we read it yeah we'll read it we'll read it so kind of misogynistic well no because okay all right
Speaker 1 so i'll give you the history i'll give you the history behind the text because it's not misogynistic. Can you read the text?
Speaker 1
Let me read the text first. Yeah, yeah, read it.
Read it.
Speaker 1 Say you've chased after grosser things than that after a long night at the Parker house. Whoops, wrong text.
Speaker 1 Yeah, okay. So
Speaker 2 sounds bad, right?
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 2 However, Hank, this was because our good friend Diana Rossini was going on get up in the morning, and Greenie texted her the rundown for the show, and occasionally she'll hit me up if she's like hey can I get a one-liner for this and so I was like yeah you should say that to Greenie or you should say
Speaker 2 live look at Greenie chasing after another show on ESPN that comes available so I was trying to send her one-liners whoops sent it to the wrong text message couldn't be me couldn't be you reverse misogyny reverse misogyny yeah I was making well yeah I guess that was yeah Kind of misogynistic,
Speaker 2 but that's okay. She said it on the air, so the joke made the air.
Speaker 1 There we go. Beautiful.
Speaker 2
I'm basically a TV writer again. Forget up.
Forget up. Dreams come true.
Beautiful. It's funny because she only hits me up when she has something that
Speaker 2
she wants me to write something that will make Greenie laugh. And I only do it because I'm making Greenie laugh by osmosis.
Did he laugh? By proximity. Greenie never laughs at himself.
Speaker 1
No, did he laugh at your joke? Oh, yeah, I think he did. Yeah.
I think he did.
Speaker 2 Okay. Me and Green are basically best friends.
Speaker 1
So Cool Throne. That was your Cool Throne.
It was. Yeah.
Speaker 1 Thrones?
Speaker 1 Thron.
Speaker 1 Okay.
Speaker 1
Oh, just one. Oh, Fathers.
Actually, I had Fathers on my Clothes. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1
Yeah, yeah. We have great Roback Father's Day gear.
Everyone loves our Roback gear. My dad loves it.
My grandfather loves it. Got to get them some great polos.
And then we also have some merch.
Speaker 1 We have some Top Gun merch.
Speaker 1 So go check it out. And also new dad hats that I just have releasing that just is very simple.
Speaker 1 It's got like a dad hat with just a recliner on it, a dad hat with like a pin, a golf hole.
Speaker 2 Have you thought about doing a dad hat here with another dad hat? Oh, yeah, we got that.
Speaker 1
Oh, a hat with a hat. There you go.
Hat with a hat.
Speaker 2 Put a hat on a hat.
Speaker 1 Hat with just a football on it, hat with just a baseball on it. It's just kind of, you can just, if you're a dad, you know that the less words, the better.
Speaker 1
Just wearing a hat that has a little football on it. It's like, dude, I'm in football mode.
Don't talk to me. I like that.
Yeah. All right.
Your hot seat cool top.
Speaker 2 Okay. My hot seat is Disney Adults.
Speaker 1 Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 There's a post on Reddit that's been going viral.
Speaker 2 Am I the asshole for not having catering at my wedding? So this is, I'm going to read this out loud here.
Speaker 2 I'm a 28-year-old female, and my fiancé, male 30, just got married two months ago, and we had her dream wedding. Everything was perfect, and I mean everything.
Speaker 2 My parents and his parents helped us pay for a great chunk of the wedding so we would be debt-free, and we are so eternally grateful for that.
Speaker 2 The issue arose about a month and a half ago when my aunt started posting on Facebook about how disappointed she was with the whole ordeal, and a few guests sided with her.
Speaker 2 Background, my fiancé and I are huge Disney fans, and we travel to Disney World as much as we can throughout the year. Disney is such an important part, not only to us, but also our marriage.
Speaker 2 The issue was with our decision to not offer catering services or bar services at our wedding
Speaker 2 due to routing the money towards having a wedding Minnie and Mickey mouse appearance at our special day.
Speaker 2 The cost to have both Minnie and Mickey for a good chunk of time, 30 minutes, was almost exactly what our parents allotted for a catering budget.
Speaker 2 So we scheduled an appearance during our first dance and our wedding photos for going serve food, though there were plenty of facilities at the venue where people could eat.
Speaker 2 So now her parents and all their family are very, very upset with them for electing to choose the money meant for food at the wedding on Mickey and Minnie Mouse. And I say, it's their wedding.
Speaker 2 Well, let them do what they want.
Speaker 1 I also think that if you're a Disney Disney adult, I thought, by the way, you were going to talk about that clip. Did you see that clip where the people tried to get engaged and Disney and the guy
Speaker 1 running and was like, do it over here in the middle of the engagement?
Speaker 2 Well, they had hopped a fence to get there.
Speaker 1 Yeah, but still, like, he could have just waited two seconds.
Speaker 2 We know if you hop a fence at a park, sometimes that
Speaker 2 goes without saying.
Speaker 1 Yes.
Speaker 2 It can end poorly. Yes.
Speaker 1 All right. So he,
Speaker 1
if you're a Disney adult, everyone in your family knows that. Yeah.
Like, so what are you going to, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 Like, you expect something like this to happen at a Disney adult wedding.
Speaker 1 You're already going to a Disney wedding. Everyone should be like, hey, we're not getting cocktail wieners tonight because Mickey and Minnie are showing up.
Speaker 2 The only thing I would be disappointed about is their negotiating skills, which is like your entire catering budget only got you 30 minutes with Mickey and Minnie. I think that's expensive.
Speaker 2 You can stretch that dollar. Yeah.
Speaker 1 Maybe do, maybe stagger them. Mickey shows up for 30, then Minnie shows up for 30.
Speaker 2 That would be smart.
Speaker 1 Maybe throw in a Pluto.
Speaker 2 I feel like there's also a marketing opportunity to go out and buy or make your own Mickey and Minnie costumes and then just send maybe send Billy and Jake out to weddings as Mickey and Minnie.
Speaker 2 It sounds like they're making absolute killing off this.
Speaker 1 Well, and also, why wouldn't you just buy the costumes yourself because you're probably going to want to fucking them anyway?
Speaker 2 That's a good point, too. They should have already had these costumes on deck.
Speaker 1 Correct.
Speaker 2 Is the entire issue.
Speaker 2 But yes, I would be disappointed if I was a guest at the wedding, but
Speaker 1 I would probably just leave early anyways if that were the case.
Speaker 2 My cool throne is the wave, because the wave came back last night.
Speaker 1 Where?
Speaker 2 At the Edmonton game, and the wave came back, and then they ended up losing the game, just like the Capitals did, which is disappointing for Canadian hockey fans to participate in that type of behavior during a big game.
Speaker 2
I would not have expected that. But I guess the cool throne is the curse of the wave.
Yes. It's still here.
So in the playoffs, Again, in the regular season, wave all you want.
Speaker 2 In the playoffs, in the third period, maybe cool it on on the wave.
Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, I'd say so. That's probably not the best time to do the wave.
Speaker 1 My hot seat is Leonard Fournette and Deshaun Watson because we got bad angle pictures going around.
Speaker 1
Deshaun Watson, I don't know if you saw, but Mike Florio, our uncle/slash father, Mike Florio, tweeted out a picture of Deshaun Watson. He's got looks, what looks like a very small penis.
And then
Speaker 1
Leonard Fournette looks very fat. Everyone's giving him the Eddie Lacey treatment.
Just title. He's a nude.
I don't think. No, it was him and his.
Speaker 1 In a massage parlour? No, it was him and his pants, his Browns pants.
Speaker 1 Leonard Fournette looks great.
Speaker 1
I don't know why people are going after him. He's our colleague, Barstool Lenny, but he does maybe a little chunky.
Do you see the
Speaker 1 I saw the Leonard Fournette?
Speaker 2
I haven't seen the... Oh, I'm looking at the Deshaun now.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 I feel like Florio did it on purpose.
Speaker 2 He's got athlete dicks.
Speaker 1 Yeah, right. He does.
Speaker 2 He's playing a sport. Sometimes it turtles a little bit.
Speaker 1 Yeah, all the blood goes to your muscles and not to your penis.
Speaker 2 And also, he probably just got done being jacked off somewhere. So he probably has a small little dick at the time.
Speaker 2 I did see there's a new accusation against Deshaun.
Speaker 2 I'm about ready to say, like, I've seen enough and that I feel like Deshaun Watson should not be allowed to play this year at all.
Speaker 2 Until they figure out what's going to happen with the civil suits, because this is now 24 women with like, strikingly similar details about what's happening.
Speaker 2 And at the very least, if you've listened to his lawyer recently, his lawyer has kind of pivoted to being like, yeah, listen, Deshaun likes to get massages and who amongst us has not gotten a happy ending.
Speaker 2 So
Speaker 2 how can we judge the consensual agreement between Deshaun and the massage therapist, which is a far cry from being like, Deshaun was just getting massages. I don't know, man.
Speaker 2 I feel like Deshaun Watson, he's
Speaker 2 the stats are piling up against him.
Speaker 1 Yeah. No, it's definitely the pivot that the lawyer has made where it's like, yeah, happy endings aren't illegal.
Speaker 2 Like, wait, what? It's like you were telling me that this was just about body maintenance a second ago. Yeah.
Speaker 1 So they're slowly just, you know,
Speaker 1
they're changing the goalposts on us. Yeah.
I don't know.
Speaker 2
But surely. I don't know what's going to happen this year, but I feel like Goodell is about to make a decision soon, right? Yeah.
Or whoever his high counsel is right now.
Speaker 1 Well, and that's Baker playing for the Browns would be very interesting.
Speaker 2 It would be.
Speaker 1
Yeah. My cool throne is college football just because I'm officially now ready for college football.
It happens right around now. I think people probably saw I tweeted.
Speaker 1 I'll tweet, I can't wait for college football. That's when a college football thought pops in my head.
Speaker 1 And this is right around where it's like, I'll just daydream and be like, I can't wait for a Saturday college football. And then I'll just tweet it.
Speaker 1 So you'll probably see those every now and then pick up, but god damn it, I can't wait for college football and the NFL. But college football obviously starts a week earlier.
Speaker 1 So it always feels a little more attainable.
Speaker 2 You know what I mean? Yeah, so I was talking to people the other day and they were like, who do you think is going to be like the top four going into the preseason next year?
Speaker 2 I was just off the top of my head, Ohio State, Alabama,
Speaker 1 Clemson. Clemson will be back.
Speaker 2 And what?
Speaker 2 We want to say.
Speaker 1 Well, USC's putting together something.
Speaker 2 So
Speaker 2 we might have a new team.
Speaker 1
Yeah, no, USC, I don't think USC will be there just yet, but Georgia. They've gotten a lot of transfers.
Georgia, they've gotten a lot of transfers and they've gotten some talent.
Speaker 1 And like, I don't know, there's a lot of buzz right now.
Speaker 2 I am theoretically excited about college football, but I got a little bit less excited when I did my top four, and it was Georgia, Alabama, Ohio State, and Clemson again.
Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't even care about that. I just want to watch fucking,
Speaker 1 I want to watch Purdue versus Northwestern on a Saturday morning at
Speaker 1
noon. That's all.
That's all I want. I could just die with that.
Billy, hot seat, cool throw.
Speaker 7 My hot seat is Miles Bridges of the Hornets. He posted on his Instagram story some dirty soda and the styrofoam and a blunt.
Speaker 7 So he claims it was pink lemonade, but it was very obviously probably some sort of scissor.
Speaker 2 How do you know that?
Speaker 7 Because why would you put in a styrofoam cup?
Speaker 2 Sometimes, I don't know. Sometimes you go to a gas station, that's all they got.
Speaker 1 He also tweeted a couple days ago, I got emotions I'm trying to suppress.
Speaker 1 Coincidentally.
Speaker 2 And didn't he tweet something out last night just to rap by it?
Speaker 1 Hmm.
Speaker 2 Oh, so he's saying. Wait, so rappers
Speaker 1 rap about lean all the time. That is true.
Speaker 7 McElmore got addicted to lean.
Speaker 1 Yeah, that's why he's a lot of people. A lot of rappers got addicted to Lean.
Speaker 2 So he's following in McLemore's footsteps, it sounds like.
Speaker 1 McLemore is your example? Yeah, no, this is
Speaker 1
Ryan. He's rapping.
Little Wayne?
Speaker 1 Yeah, no, McLean. McLean is like the hit rapper? McElmore.
Speaker 7 He rapped about it in one of his songs.
Speaker 2 Yeah, no, Eminem also got really into that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 Rural's top five rappers list is actually Will Compton's, but totally, unironically.
Speaker 1 McElmore, Eminem.
Speaker 2 McLemore, Ryan Davis.
Speaker 2 All those guys.
Speaker 1 Oh, he's Ryan Davis.
Speaker 2 Wait,
Speaker 2 was it McLemore featuring Ryan Ryan Lewis?
Speaker 1
Ryan Lewis. Yeah, Ryan Lewis, my mistake.
That was a weird relationship.
Speaker 1 All right, your cool throne.
Speaker 7 My cool throne is Aaron Donald. Aaron Donald got a new contract, 95 million, largest non-quarterback contract in NFL history.
Speaker 1 I love that he was, like, the whole announcement, like, he's back.
Speaker 1 I know that he said he was going to retire, but did anyone ever think he was going to retire? He just wanted a new contract.
Speaker 1 Right.
Speaker 2 So a couple of things.
Speaker 2
Once again, the Rams are just pretending that the salary cap doesn't exist. Correct.
And then the other thing, when I first saw this, I thought, like,
Speaker 2
Patrick Mahomes is already kind of underpaid. Oh, yeah.
So he signed that $500 million contract, what, two, three years ago?
Speaker 1 Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 2 And it's crazy to say with a $500 million contract, but if you look at what the other big money being spent around the league is going to right now, it's like you could very much make the argument that Patrick Mahomes should not have signed that deal.
Speaker 1 I wonder if there will be a a quarterback that does like the LeBron type deals where it's like two years max money. I can just keep dipping into more and more.
Speaker 1 I guess obviously, you know, the NFL, it's a dangerous sport, but quarterbacks are protected and there's not, I don't know, it'd be interesting to see if anyone tried to do that.
Speaker 2 I feel like maybe on a quarterback's second or third big deal, they could do that.
Speaker 2 So like if you, you know, you play out your rookie contract, maybe you renegotiate three or four years into it, and then you get like another four-year deal on that.
Speaker 2 And then after you already get that money guaranteed, then your next one's like a two-year deal.
Speaker 1
Yeah, and then you start hopping around. You can rip it up at any time.
I'm sure Mahomes will rip it up. I mean, they've ripped up Rogers like a million times.
So that will probably end up happening.
Speaker 1 But you're right.
Speaker 1 It does feel like he's underpaid already, especially knowing how good at golf he is.
Speaker 1 He could do like a John Elway situation
Speaker 1 where he just uses golf as leverage.
Speaker 2 Maybe the Live Tour.
Speaker 1
I mean, they can't compete with the Live Tour. They can.
Tony Romo should probably renegotiate with CBS CBS and be like, I'll go on the lift tour.
Speaker 2 The live tour could honestly, it would probably be worth their while to try to pay Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 1 Yeah, or Tony Romo. Or Tony Romo to play on the tour.
Speaker 2
Or Danny Woodhead. Or Danny Woodhead.
Let's get Danny Woodhead some sawdie money. Yes.
I would love that.
Speaker 1
That's sweet, sweet, sawdy money. All right, Billy, Oda, you're done.
Jake.
Speaker 5 One of my hot seats was the Los Angeles Angels on a 12-game losing streak, and they actually just fired Joe Madden five minutes ago.
Speaker 1 Oh, damn. Yeah.
Speaker 5
Figured I'd throw that out there. Another hot seat is singing the national anthem because the new trend is using it with a saw.
I don't know if you guys saw this.
Speaker 5 The Oakland Athletics had someone play the national anthem with a saw.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 2 I've seen people perform like that on the subways before.
Speaker 2 You can actually, you can get some good tone out of the song.
Speaker 1 Interesting. He's just trying anything to get people to the game.
Speaker 2 That's also how the Live Tour will play the national anthem.
Speaker 1 True.
Speaker 5
My cool throne is Rasheed Wallace. LeBron has a new assistant coach.
Excuse me. Future guest LeBron has a new assistant coach, and his name is Rasheed Wallace.
Join the Lakers coaching staff.
Speaker 1 I love that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 I think that's a good move.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 2
I think, to a certain extent, you want to build your coaching staff with people that are fun to hang out with. Yeah.
And Rasheed Wallace would qualify.
Speaker 1 Your assistant coaches should definitely be the intermediary where, like, you want to hang out with them, and they also hang out with the head coach.
Speaker 2
Yeah, good, cock, bag, cock type thing. And then I also saw Stephen A.
Smith got mad at Russell Westbrook because he went to the introductory press conference for him, the new coach of the Lakers.
Speaker 2
And Stephen A. Smith was mad at Russ for being at that press conference, for like making it about himself somehow.
I don't know. Stephen A.
Speaker 1 Smith is grasping it.
Speaker 1
He needs a nap. He does.
He needs a nap. He needs to stay around the end of the day.
Speaker 2 Listen, Stephen A. Smith, if you need me to write some stuff for you
Speaker 2 for your appearances on Get Up, I'm happy to do so.
Speaker 1 He needs a nap. He needs a nap.
Speaker 1 Okay,
Speaker 1
let's get to our appearance with Kentucky Sports Radio. We got some calls.
We got some Cal
Speaker 1
hot seat talk. Great time with them.
And then on the other side, we'll do some guys on shit.
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Speaker 1 Guys, we're up.
Speaker 1 Okay,
Speaker 1 welcome in.
Speaker 2 The best day of the year for us.
Speaker 1
Yes, we are not Matt Jones. We are the podcast part of my take.
I am Big Cat. I'm here with PFT.
We got our whole crew in... the studio.
Speaker 2 Like legitimately, this is the most fun day that I have at work, I think, for the entire year. This is our seventh year doing this.
Speaker 1
Seventh year. Kentucky Sports Radio TakeOver.
We appreciate it. Three administrations.
Yeah, three presidencies.
Speaker 1
Matt Jones is, I don't know why he keeps asking us back. The people, some people hate us.
A lot of people love us.
Speaker 1 But we're here today, and we're going to do something very, very important for the people of Kentucky.
Speaker 1 We are the podcast that has hosted once, like PFT said, once a year for six years is our seventh year. And every year we've pushed to have Coach Calipari on the hot seat.
Speaker 1 This is the year we officially back our guy call
Speaker 1 and
Speaker 1 we take him off the hot seat and we plead with the state of Kentucky and the people of
Speaker 1
Lexington. Louisville.
Lexington,
Speaker 1 we need to get Coach Kyle a new contract today.
Speaker 2
Well, I think, Big Kat, the thing is, like, we can admit when we're wrong about it today. Yes.
Right. So it doesn't matter how dug in we've been on something.
Speaker 2 If the facts change and things come to light that are undeniable,
Speaker 2 we will change our take because we learn, we evolve. And Coach Calapiri is a guy that I think has earned a lifetime contract.
Speaker 2
And, you know, they say he has a lifetime contract, but I'm looking at the details. He's already two years into a 10-year contract right now.
Three.
Speaker 1 Three years. This is the completion of his third year.
Speaker 2 At the end of three years, Coach Kyle.
Speaker 2 Yeah, he needs, I think, like a double lifetime contract. I don't think he's got the security that he needs to be successful as a coach there.
Speaker 2 I think that Brad, when you lose Brad Kalapiri, it's one of those things where he's not comfortable because they essentially threw his family out of town.
Speaker 1 Right.
Speaker 2
Make him the guy. Let him know.
Give him the commitment and say, listen, Coach Sell, I want you to stick around. I want your family to be here and give them two lifetime contracts.
Speaker 1
So I couldn't agree more, PFT. I want to get into the numbers with the people and people can call in and discuss this with us.
It will be our hot button topic of the day. How many years?
Speaker 1 So instead of is Coach Cal Perry on the hot seat, it's how many years should we extend him? Because right now,
Speaker 1
right now, Coach Cal. has seven lame duck years.
You're staring right in the face of it. Seven years where he did, he might.
How can you recruit?
Speaker 1
How can you recruit when you have seven years left on your contract? Let's get him 10 more years on top of that. Let's do some stats, though.
Okay, yeah. All right.
Speaker 2 I've got a lot of stats.
Speaker 1 Okay.
Speaker 1 You start. I'll just bounce off with you.
Speaker 2 Okay, so first of all, you know, Coach Cow's got his haters out there, but if you look at the actual numbers in 2021,
Speaker 2 they were the fastest
Speaker 2 SEC team on average to score 10 points in a game.
Speaker 1 That's good.
Speaker 2 Now, tell me this, big cat. When you start a half,
Speaker 2 that's a lot on the coaching and how the coaching staff has you prepared to get out the gate, to jump out on them, right?
Speaker 1 That's a fact.
Speaker 2
So they never called a timeout on the road in the first 15 minutes of any regular season game. And that's something that you can't say about other teams.
No.
Speaker 2 So, like, when you talk about Kentucky fans,
Speaker 2
I actually think Kentucky fans are on the hot seat. Yes.
I think they're on the hot seat.
Speaker 2 Because it might be said, you're not even a basketball school anymore.
Speaker 1
Yeah, because Coach Cal Pereiri is like, he knows what he's doing. He uses his timeouts well.
I also saw a stat, PFD, this is a stat.
Speaker 1
Cal, when he uses a timeout, did you see the same stat? I'm pulling it up right now. That's why I'm filming it.
Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1 when he did call a timeout,
Speaker 2 he made it count. So Kentucky had the highest win percentage when Jim Calapari was calling these timeouts.
Speaker 2 They had the highest win percentage in the SEC in games where they called a timeout while trailing. That means that when he does use the timeouts,
Speaker 2 he's using them effectively. I would say that's a very solid metric in terms of the impact that a coach has on an in-game adjustment.
Speaker 1 I absolutely agree. I also have a stat for you.
Speaker 1 The best, 10 best starts by winning percentage in coaching college basketball history, and I'm judging starts to your career by the first 29 seasons.
Speaker 1 Coach Cal Perry, he is ahead of Mike Shyzzewski, who I think everyone said was, you know, this legend, the goat, whatever you're going to say. He is literally ahead of him.
Speaker 1
There's only one other guy active. No, there's no other guys active that are ahead of him.
The list is Adolph Rupp. You ever heard of him in Kentucky? Yeah, that's right.
Your legend.
Speaker 1
John Wooden, Jerry Tarkanian, Roy Williams, Fogg Allen, Dean Smith, then John Cal Perry. All right, we are back.
It is part of my take over on Kentucky Sports Radio.
Speaker 2 You know, Big Kid, I'm just reading up on the most recent Kentucky news here.
Speaker 2 And you talk about all-class. John Calpiari tweeted out this morning.
Speaker 1 It's Calpieri.
Speaker 2 John Calpiri tweeted out this morning.
Speaker 2
Actually, very classy thing. Very classy thing.
So
Speaker 2 they just lost
Speaker 2 Keon. Keon Brooks, I believe, right?
Speaker 1 Keon Brooks Jr.
Speaker 2
And so they lost him to Washington. He just tweeted out.
Keon gave his best to our program, was loyal, improved every year, was a great teammate.
Speaker 2 I have great respect for Washington and will be rooting for them and Keon unless we have to play them. I don't think that you'll find a classier statement from a coach
Speaker 2 that has lost a player to another Division I school to the transfer portal than what Coach Cal is putting out right there.
Speaker 1 And honestly, you can't blame the player either.
Speaker 2 Washington is a great basketball school.
Speaker 1 Spencer Hawes.
Speaker 2 The Pacific Northwest is on the up and up. I mean, you look at the great products they put out.
Speaker 1 Markel Fultz. Markel Fultz.
Speaker 2 Isaiah Thomas.
Speaker 1 Spencer Hawes. Spencer Hawes.
Speaker 2 I mean,
Speaker 2 they're the new powerhouse right now, so it's no shame in losing a player
Speaker 2 to the University of Washington. Agreed.
Speaker 1
The Purple Reign is back. Yep.
Okay, we're going to go back to the calls. I think we have Harvey, who we've never actually talked to, but we've heard is a legendary Kentucky sports radio caller.
Speaker 1 Harvey, are you there?
Speaker 9 Yeah.
Speaker 1 How you doing, Harvey? I feel like I'm meeting a hero because we've heard so much about you.
Speaker 1 How's it going?
Speaker 9 It's going good, but uh i've been listening and uh
Speaker 9 i wanted to put this out to all the uh listeners i've been a fan for the uh kentucky wildcats in fact when i i'm 85 okay i played basketball on a dirt floor and i go way back to bills five wa-jones listening to uh them on a dry cell battery when there was no electricity things like that but what what I wanted to address was Coach Cowell okay
Speaker 9 now listen
Speaker 9 I have watched him
Speaker 9 for years as long as he's been there I think that he
Speaker 9 picks his players by their energy. I'm talking about their aura energy, their spiritual energy.
Speaker 9 I think that he reads on this like maybe other people do and it's like what you call a vibe a feeling or energy and everyone in the universe has that energy and is connected to the universe and I know people might think I'm crazy but it's called your aura or spiritual signature and if you can see it you can tell exactly if a person's going to play good, if he's going to respond well.
Speaker 9 I just think that he reads people, and that's how he selects the people that he wants to play and the ones he wants to sit on the bench.
Speaker 1 I agree,
Speaker 1 yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2
You're not crazy, you're absolutely right, Harvey. I'm curious, though, because you sound like a guy, you understand this type of thing, this type of spirituality.
What's your vibe?
Speaker 2 What's your read on Coach Cal himself?
Speaker 9 My read on Coach Cal, I've never got to get close enough to him just from seeing him on TV, but
Speaker 9 you have to really work on transcendental energy. And I haven't got that close enough to him, but I would read him that he is really concerned more about the individual than their aspect for playing.
Speaker 9 The playing comes second. The first
Speaker 9 is the individual himself, and he wants to produce a good individual out of that young person.
Speaker 1 Yeah,
Speaker 1 Harvey, I couldn't agree more basing
Speaker 1
vibes, how the game's going to go. Now, Harvey, I've heard or taught about you.
Like I said, it's great that you're calling in.
Speaker 1 I heard you're a bird man.
Speaker 1 You love birds. What's going on in the bird world these days?
Speaker 9 Oh, I know what you're
Speaker 9 about the the crows.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 9 The crows will talk to you. They will leave you gifts.
Speaker 9 Birds, here's the whole thing, is that
Speaker 9 every
Speaker 9 person has a frequency. Their voice has a frequency.
Speaker 9 And if you can figure out what frequency or what energy you're promoting toward the animal kingdom, plants or anything, you communicate through that frequency.
Speaker 9
It's not the audible frequency that humans communicate, but it's your feelings. The same thing, your energy field, your aura.
We're all connected.
Speaker 1 Yes,
Speaker 2
I agree 100%. That's how, like, human beings, their body language towards dogs, especially.
You can walk into a room and create an instant bond with an animal.
Speaker 2 They understand things that I think sometimes, you know, we get lost in because we try to pay too close attention to the words that are being spoken and not enough to to the general energy that's being communicated back and forth.
Speaker 2 So,
Speaker 2 what's an example of a time that you've interacted with an animal and you've just put your vibe out there and you've befriended it or you've connected with it on a level that you previously didn't expect?
Speaker 9 That I am.
Speaker 9 It's when they actually
Speaker 9 want
Speaker 9 something from you, like a gift,
Speaker 9 or you're feeding them.
Speaker 9 It's you promoting your necessity toward their necessity, and they pick up on those vibes or that energy.
Speaker 9 It's like I say, we're all connected, and it's what necessity is there at the time that you're promoting yourself to them.
Speaker 1 Now, Harvey,
Speaker 1 as a bird guy, we had someone call in a couple years ago and point out the fact that the Louisville Cardinal has teeth, and birds don't have teeth like that.
Speaker 1 Does that bother you when when you see that? When you see Kentucky play Louisville and you see
Speaker 1 the Cardinal at center court or midfield, and it's got these big old chompers that make no possible sense?
Speaker 9 That's all, you know, something. It's all about money and promoting this or promoting that.
Speaker 9 But when you get down to it,
Speaker 9 I just look at the spirit of the bird or the individual.
Speaker 9 I don't worry about those other unnecessary facts. I just try to pick the truth out of everything.
Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2 Harvey, as a guy who's also done a lot of drugs, the guy over in Louisville, Rick Petino, you know, he was very close with Papa John. Papa John always gave me some bad vibes.
Speaker 2 What kind of vibes do you get from Papa John?
Speaker 9 I never eat Papa John's. I hardly ever eat pizza.
Speaker 9 I'm just an old beans and potato person myself.
Speaker 1 Ooh, beans and potatoes.
Speaker 2 I like that.
Speaker 1 I like that.
Speaker 2 That's efficient.
Speaker 1 So, so, Harvey, how about let's talk about Kentucky football because the vibes have changed there.
Speaker 1 How do you see the team doing this year? And what would you maybe like? What changed in the last few years to make the boys have a lot of success on the field?
Speaker 6 Well,
Speaker 9 I think the main thing is that
Speaker 9 they're losing the people that the younger players look up to to follow in their footsteps and try to be as great as they are.
Speaker 9 They're losing all those people, so they don't have any role models to go by. And
Speaker 9 I don't think Kentucky's football is going to be as good this year as it was last year because they've lost a lot of good people. And all these other ones, they don't have any standards
Speaker 9 to go by. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2
Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah.
Harvey, tell me a little bit about growing up playing basketball on the dirt floor. What was different about the game back then?
Speaker 2 Was it harder to play defense?
Speaker 2 Was it harder to fall down on? Would it scrape you up? What was that like?
Speaker 9 Well, actually, I was raised in an orphan's home and they couldn't afford a gym. So I think that it made us a lot better playing on a dirt court with a round hoop.
Speaker 9 We didn't even have a net and then when we got invited to play at other schools like Hazard or Caney Creek or other different places Paintsville
Speaker 9 we excelled because man here we are on a floor that it's responding and the dirt floor wasn't for as forgiving you know if you had a pebble or something down there you know well wow there goes your ball you know I'm saying yeah no that's that's a great point and I could see it's like, you know, taking practice cuts in baseball with a leaded donut.
Speaker 2 You step up to the plate and it's much easier to swing that way.
Speaker 1 Kind of the same thing. Shooting with no net is very difficult.
Speaker 2 Do you think maybe Coach Calpiari should implement some of those rules and have the boys practice on a dirt floor?
Speaker 1 No net.
Speaker 2 Maybe no net. And that way when they get into the gym, the game seems a lot easier.
Speaker 9 Hey, that might be a good tune to go by. You know, I wouldn't mind
Speaker 9 talking to Coach Cow sometimes, but he's out in his,
Speaker 9 I could say never, never land, but I'm just
Speaker 9 old Joe down here in the valley, you know, reading the plants and talking to them, the crows and everything. But you know what? I know where I'm going and I know what I am.
Speaker 9 So that's the whole essence of life.
Speaker 1 I love you, Harvey. I just want to say, like, I'm in love with you.
Speaker 1
You're the man, Harvey. What was the reading the plants? What are you doing, like, day to day? Because we live in New York City.
We don't get to be around nature very often.
Speaker 1 So what are you doing on a day to day when you're talking to the crows and reading the plants?
Speaker 9
Well, I walk by. I have a big flower garden.
I have three gardens. I walk by and I can.
Speaker 9 You don't touch them, but you use your energy feel like if you're caressing or like rubbing your hand over the back of an animal.
Speaker 9 You don't don't have to touch them because they have their energy field, you have yours, and if you're compatible, which you're already connected by the universe,
Speaker 9
they feel you. They communicate with you.
Your hands will tingle. Whenever you do this, you'll get a little tingl.
Speaker 9 feeling and you will understand and feel that love, that unconditional love that they're giving to you.
Speaker 1 Yeah, we need to get back out in nature. Hard
Speaker 1 learning.
Speaker 2 Do you have a particular plant that you vibe with the best, like your best friend of a plant?
Speaker 9 Well,
Speaker 9 all plants are friends to me, but I like the red clover because it's a blood thinner. It's a good blood.
Speaker 9 It constitutes a lot of good factors in your blood, and it grows taller than a lot of things in the pasture, and it stands out. And that's a spiritual signature right there.
Speaker 9 These plants that stand out,
Speaker 9
they're crying out to you. Look at me, look at me.
I have something to give to you. Just like all these ladies that are dressing beautiful and all this stuff.
And you see, they're standing there.
Speaker 9
Look at me, look at me. It's all there.
You just have to read the signs, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 1
Well, Harvey, this has been incredible. We really appreciate you calling in.
Do you have anything else you wanted to get off your chest or anything you wanted us to talk about for the rest of the
Speaker 1 show today?
Speaker 9 No, I'd just like to say that
Speaker 9 I think that
Speaker 9 Cal and this team
Speaker 9
might go, might do better than last year. And I'd just like to say I'm a veteran.
I'd like to say God bless America.
Speaker 1
Love that. Thank you.
Love that. And Harvey.
God bless you, Harvey. God bless you.
And I'm putting a future on the Kentucky Wildcats right now because of the vibe check on Harvey.
Speaker 1
That's all I needed to hear. I love that.
So I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 Be well, Harvey. Be well.
Speaker 2 I have one last question for you, Harvey. What is your favorite beach in Kentucky?
Speaker 9 My favorite, what?
Speaker 2 Your favorite Kentucky beach.
Speaker 9 I live near Lake Cumberland. If I go down there, I like to go down and sit and watch and just watch nature, you know.
Speaker 1
Love it. Love it.
Well, thank you, Harvey. We appreciate it.
We're going to take a break, but be well, and hopefully our paths cross again.
Speaker 9 Yeah,
Speaker 9 Matt texted me and asked me if I'd call in. So I hope that somebody has learned something because
Speaker 9 if we're not learning something daily, then we're going backwards.
Speaker 1 Agreed. 100%.
Speaker 1 And guess what? When Kentucky wins the national championship next year, it will be because of this call and your vibe check on how they're going to do. So I'm putting the future in.
Speaker 1 I'll split the money with you if we win.
Speaker 9 Okay, that's great.
Speaker 1
Yep. All right.
All right. Thank you.
Speaker 9
I love y'all's show. I love this station.
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1
With you, Harvey. All right, let's take another break.
We'll be back in a minute to finish up hour one of Kentucky Sports Radio. Thank you, Harvey.
Hour two, part of my takeover.
Speaker 1 Thank you to Kentucky Sports Radio and Matt for letting us host today. We're going to get back to the phone lines, but we first have a very special guest.
Speaker 1
It is your starting quarterback for Kentucky, Will Levis. Will, are you? Levis.
Levis.
Speaker 1 Listen, we know how to pronounce names. Levis.
Speaker 1 We've also heard Levis, but Levis was what Shannon said, so that's what I'm going off of. Will, how do you pronounce your last name? First question:
Speaker 9 Levis.
Speaker 1
Damn, PMP. I apologize.
Owned. Owned.
Will what's up, man? It's been, I feel like we've needed to have you on the show on Pardon My Take for forever.
Speaker 1 And this worked out perfectly that you can call into Kentucky Sports Radio.
Speaker 1 How are you feeling? How's everything going? You're the number one pick in Mel Kuiper's next year's
Speaker 1 mock draft.
Speaker 1 What are the vibes as we've learned from Harvey?
Speaker 9 No, well, first I got to say thanks so much for having me and I've been able to meet and talk to a lot of really really cool people but being an AWL and a fan of you guys for so long I've never been so jacked just to just to talk to somebody.
Speaker 9 I actually met Tom Brady, one of my idols last week and I'm just as nervous talking to you guys as I was to him which is kind of funny. You're doing great.
Speaker 9 Yeah, it's going really really well right now.
Speaker 9 We're all back on campus working out and it's been good to see the guys and get things going. And yeah, seeing all the mollock drafts is pretty cool.
Speaker 9 As PFT said, we know historically that all those are 100% accurate. So that's pretty cool to kind of have that kind of in the back pocket now.
Speaker 9 But no, I mean, it's a lot of cool kind of energy right now and vibes, but you kind of just got to put all that outside noise behind you and just focus on the main thing.
Speaker 9 And the main thing right now is just working with the dudes. Yeah.
Speaker 2
Love it. I mean, you're totally correct.
Sam Howell, he was ranked number one in the first mock draft that came out. We all saw how
Speaker 2
this actual draft went. He was the best quarterback in the entire draft.
He happened to get taken in the fifth round. But yeah, you're number one right now.
Speaker 2 And I think it's safe to say that we're throwing our support behind you, Will.
Speaker 2 How has your nutrition been going this offseason? Because I've been a fan of yours. It's funny, you say you're nervous talking to us.
Speaker 2
I'm nervous talking to you because, as a big-time Mayo boy myself, I like putting mayo in everything. I put mayo in my eggnog, I put mayo in my mac and cheese.
You changed the game, though.
Speaker 2 You put mayo in your coffee, and I'm curious to know, like, has any have there been any any pushback on your diet this offseason? Are you incorporating Mayo into any other meals?
Speaker 9 Yeah, I made sure to talk to Alan and sit with my nutrition and make a plan for this offseason to how I want to go through with my eating habits.
Speaker 9 And we've made sure to kind of find a plan that allows me to have mayo in my diet as frequently as I can while taking sacrifices elsewhere. So I can continue with that, which is really good.
Speaker 9 Going to continue to put that on. all sandwiches I have and the occasional cup of coffee as well.
Speaker 9
But I do think it's a staple of where it has gotten to me as far as I have so far with my body and my physical performance. So it's worked so far.
I mean I'm going to keep doing it.
Speaker 1 I love that.
Speaker 2 Built by Mayo, Will Levis. That's a nice tag for you.
Speaker 2 I do think that Mayo gets a bad rap a lot of times. Like people like to thumb their nose at Mayo and be like, oh, it's the worst condiment, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 2 I think that Mayo is one of the, like, if you don't like Mayo on a turkey sandwich, you're a psychopath.
Speaker 9 Yeah, and it's like people that say that, too, it's like, isn't like all aoli technically Mayo too?
Speaker 9
And like all these like fancy people trying to say like, oh, I got this Aioli for my side or whatever. I'm like, dude, it's fancy mayo.
Like don't call it anything more than what it is.
Speaker 9 Like it's it's delicious stuff and people should just accept that.
Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a Matt Jones word for Mayo. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1 when he's in the south of France all summer.
Speaker 1 No, Mayo is someone decided online that Mayo was bad and then it just went like from there.
Speaker 1 It's kind of like the same person who decided like avocados are the greatest thing online and then it went from there.
Speaker 1
It just starts with one person and then we get to a point where people are shaming Mayo. It's like Mayo on a sandwich is good.
It's undeniably absolutely good.
Speaker 1 If you don't like it, if you want to call us Mayo Boys, we proudly stand as Mayo Boys.
Speaker 9 Undeniably a top three condiment, so versatile. It's just people against big Mayo, but I'm going to stand behind the movement and stay strong with my position on the subject.
Speaker 1 Now, what about the bananas? So, have you been eating bananas? You went viral for that.
Speaker 1 I honestly can't tell if you're a psycho
Speaker 1 you're really good at trolling the internet, which I guess you could just be both. But are you still eating bananas with the entire peel on?
Speaker 9
Yeah, I'd say I'm definitely a little bit of both. Definitely a psycho.
I think anyone close to me can tell you that. But yeah, when that all came out, it was pretty crazy.
Speaker 9 And just to tell the story real quick, I mean, I put on my TikTok a video of me just eating like a completely
Speaker 9 brown banana and just eating it whole, peeling off, didn't think much of it.
Speaker 9 And then when I got the starting job last year, I think some fan tried to like troll me on Twitter and was like, this is your starting quarterback, like going and doing this like nonsense.
Speaker 9 And it actually backfired him and got me a lot more good press than anything, which was pretty funny.
Speaker 9 Seeing the guys on SEC Network on SEC Game Day or whatever, Feinbaum and Tebow eating bananas with the peels on, it's kind of like, I'm over here.
Speaker 9 It's kind of like, what have I done? So it's just kind of a crazy little thing that's happened. And I definitely from time to time do still eat the bananas with the peel on.
Speaker 1
That makes it even better, by the way. The fact that it was you weren't like the starting quarterback when you did it.
You weren't looking for attention.
Speaker 1
I mean you were making a TikTok, but you were truly eating the banana and someone found it after the fact. Damn, I'm even more Team Will Levis now.
Kentucky's going to go SEC championship.
Speaker 1 You thinking maybe, maybe SEC championship this year?
Speaker 9 That's the goal. That's what our hearts are set on, and that's
Speaker 9 what's been established from day one of the offseason.
Speaker 9 And I mean, listening to Harvey call in earlier, I mean, the fans who say that we're not going to be as good as last year, that we're lacking the leadership from a senior standpoint.
Speaker 9 I'm definitely going to be stepping in and making sure that I'm the guy for the team. And we definitely have other guys that can do that.
Speaker 9 But hey, motivation, especially from our fans who are doubting us, is as much motivation that we can get.
Speaker 2 Yeah, I think Harvey, his heart's in the right place, right? So he's just concerned.
Speaker 2 And I guess if you're Harvey, this is probably like college sports has got to be very difficult for you having any optimism because every year there's a lot of turnover.
Speaker 2 So you're going to lose some leadership no matter what.
Speaker 2 What steps can you take proactively to like, you know, to comfort people like Harvey, to send good vibes out there? What are you doing to increase the vibes of the team?
Speaker 9 I think everyone just needs to kind of take a chill, Phil, and just let the guys do what we've been doing.
Speaker 9 Obviously, Coach Stoop, since he's brought the program to where it is, we've been able to bring it to a new level, and we're just trying to increase that standard, and we're coming in every day to making sure that everything that we do is in line with that standard.
Speaker 9 So, I mean, it's worked so far, and I think as long as we just kind of keep working the way that we have been, then things are all gonna work out.
Speaker 2 And so you guys have been, I mean Kentucky's had a good couple years here in football.
Speaker 2 Just one small, small piece of advice just from something I gained earlier in this show. Have you considered talking to the grass at all? Just putting the vibes out there?
Speaker 9 100% and I think that playing on a lot of grass fields, we're turf here at Kentucky, but we practice on grass and I make sure to go out there, do my barefoot walks and get in tune with the nature.
Speaker 9 And the grass is definitely something that I've been impressed in since I've been to Kentucky. You hear about the Kentucky bluegrass and how well everything's been kept.
Speaker 9 And it is nice to go out there and kind of talk to the ground and
Speaker 9
make sure that you're in line with your surroundings. And I do think that that's something I can implement more into my preparation routine.
I love it.
Speaker 1 One thing we like to do when we host Kentucky Sports Radio every year is we like to just bash Louisville to ingratiate ourselves with Big Blue Nation.
Speaker 1
So this year, you put up a 50 burger on Louisville. You had an incredible game.
You had four rushing touchdowns, 14 for 18 passing, like pretty much a perfect
Speaker 1 um
Speaker 1 like they they stink right like we're gonna roll over them again next year
Speaker 9 yeah and it's it's so funny i mean i know you guys like poking fun and trying to get people going with with coach coach call and calpieri and all that what are you talking about louisville yeah exactly but um but when i first got here it was just funny when you when you're talking like this From an outsider's perspective, it's always been Louisville.
Speaker 9 And it's like the one thing that someone from Louisville will always chomp out the bit at is to wait for for a Yankee to come down here and pronounce it Louisville and just to kind of stab you and say, hey, it's Louisville.
Speaker 9 And I've kind of taught myself to have that like gargle in the back of my throat whenever I'm pronouncing it just to not piss them off. But yeah,
Speaker 9 it's a fun rivalry. And even though I've only been a part of it for this past year, we're going to do everything we can to make sure that we have the same result this year as last year.
Speaker 1 Yeah, so yeah, so there you heard it. Bolton board material.
Speaker 1 Will Levis is going to kick the sh, I almost swore there, but we're on radio, kick the S out of Louisville Louisville correct yes Louisville I love it um and so I'm reading about about you here Will it says that you're a finance major is that correct?
Speaker 2 That is correct.
Speaker 2 So what I mean what does that mean for your day-to-day like that sounds like it's a it's more of a challenging major than a lot of other football players have if they're going to go like an easy route because we've got we you know Billy also studied finance Billy football I'm sure you're familiar with his body of work and you saw that how negative that negatively impacted his on-the-field performance in college.
Speaker 2 Are you concerned you're spending too much time in the classroom?
Speaker 9 Yeah, I guess Billy and I are a lot more similar than I guess I'd have thought of. I mean, both being quarterbacks and both being finance majors, I call myself the D1 version of Billy.
Speaker 1 Yes. Willie football, yeah.
Speaker 9 But no, I mean, I got my undergrad at Penn State, got my finance degree in three years, doing my master's in finance as well here.
Speaker 9 And, yeah, I mean, just do whatever I can to do well in school, but don't know my focus right now is playing ball as long as I can, but doing whatever I can to make sure that that backup plan is in place.
Speaker 9 And in terms of just how I use it in my everyday life, I give my teammates some excellent investing advice.
Speaker 9 I find the cheapest kind of cryptocurrency I can find and just tell them to buy as much of it as possible. And
Speaker 9 it's always worked out, except for a couple times. And I've got a couple gripes with some teammates at this point.
Speaker 9
I'm not a personal financial advisor. I make that clear to them.
So take all my advice with a grain of salt, but make a couple bucks for some people here and there. The least I can can do.
Speaker 2 Yeah, hypothetically, and I'm not going to hold you to anything, but just hypothetically, if you were to say one really bad crypto coin that I should buy right now because it's dirt cheap, what would that be?
Speaker 9
Oh, get back on the Shiba Inu train, man. I mean, it's last summer.
I think it got some hype earlier this year, but it's always going to come back up. Stocks in crypto only goes up, as we all know.
Speaker 1 That's true.
Speaker 9 You're going to make a lot of money.
Speaker 1 You are not a finance professional. Yes.
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Speaker 1 How many years do you think Coach Sal should get extended for? That is the hot topic we've been discussing all show today.
Speaker 9 So
Speaker 9 I heard you guys throw out the number. I think it was 18, right?
Speaker 1 Yeah, 17 years, 10 years on top of his current seven.
Speaker 9 Yeah, and I really like the logic, too, behind being able to recruit those one-year-olds so that they know in 18 years' time they're ready to go.
Speaker 9 But,
Speaker 9 I mean, just being able to see what Coach Cal has done, I think that he deserves the largest contract in
Speaker 9
college basketball history, excuse me. And I think 17 might not even be enough.
I think if we get into the 20s and he's coaching well into his 70s, possibly even 80s, 90s, who knows?
Speaker 9 Like, I mean, the success can only keep going, and I hope that they can keep him as long as possible.
Speaker 9 And I know that there's been some shortcomings in the last couple of years in terms of the fan standards.
Speaker 9 But, hey, if we can get one or two more championships in those next 35, 40 years, I think it could be awesome.
Speaker 1 Here's what I think we should do. This is almost like a little human centipede action.
Speaker 1 We're going to create a website called extendcal.com, and that's going to basically be promoting the fact that Cal Pepperry is going to need at least 17 years to do the job at task.
Speaker 1 And then what we're going to do is we're going to sign you, Will, to an NIL deal
Speaker 1
from extend sal.com. And then we're going to pay you to promote the website.
And then we just go in a big circle, and everyone in Big Blue Nation wins. I think we just fixed Kentucky Athletes.
Speaker 2 It fixes the football team, it fixes the basketball team for everything.
Speaker 2 One slight adjustment I'd like to make to the extended Cal train that we've got going on here is, you know, we keep talking about like lifetime contract. That sounds a little morbid.
Speaker 2 It's like you can't wait to fire the guy. It's almost like you can't wait till he dies.
Speaker 1 Also,
Speaker 2 why don't we give him a lifetime and after-lifetime contract where he's, you know, Ghost Cal is almost the head coach emeritus.
Speaker 1 Well, it also assumes that Coach Cal Paparry is going to die, and we don't know that for a fact.
Speaker 1 Maybe we do that.
Speaker 1 Yeah, go ahead, Michelle.
Speaker 9 Maybe keep it in the family.
Speaker 1
Yeah. Keep it in the family.
Yeah, Brad.
Speaker 9
Yeah. Have Brad come in and have that guaranteed.
And it's just, I think if we have the Cal Perry name here in Kentucky for the rest of history, then things can only go well.
Speaker 1 Guys, we're brainstorming right now. I mean,
Speaker 1 what's the buzz in the news? It's the Queen's Platinum Jubilee. Why don't we just make the Cal Piperis
Speaker 1 monarch at Kentucky? They should be. So no matter what, it stays in the family name forever, and we keep winning
Speaker 1
draft picks, the NBA lottery. We keep doing all these big things that will keep Kentucky relevant.
I like this. I think it's a monarchy.
Speaker 2 They can start breeding corgis and selling those.
Speaker 2 I think that if you're going to select a king of Kentucky, you could do a lot worse than the Cal Piari family. Right, exactly.
Speaker 1
So, Will, this has been fantastic. We appreciate it.
Best of luck this season.
Speaker 1 Hopefully, we'll see you at some point, and we've got to have you back on before the draft, and we'll be rooting for you, man.
Speaker 9
100%. Appreciate you guys.
Thanks so much for having me on. Go, Katz.
Speaker 1
All right, go, Katz. Love it.
You said it. All right, that was your starting quarterback, Will Levis.
Awesome, dude. Awesome, awesome, dude.
Speaker 1
All right, we're going to take one more break. Or, sorry, we have a couple more breaks, but let's take a break.
When we come back, we'll get back to the phone lines.
Speaker 1
If Edie or Bu are listening, please call in. We talked to you last year.
We'd love to talk to you again. Kentucky Sports Radio, pardon my takeover, back right after.
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Speaker 1 All right, we are back.
Speaker 1
Pardon my takeover, Kentucky Sports Radio. I think we have on the line one of our favorite callers.
We talked to her last year. Edie, are you there?
Speaker 12 Hey, guys. How's it going?
Speaker 1 Sup, Edie. How are you doing?
Speaker 9 I'm doing just fine.
Speaker 12 Excited to hear you guys again.
Speaker 1
I love it. I love it.
So, what's going on in Edie's world? Do you have any
Speaker 1 new news or anything that we can catch up on with you?
Speaker 12 Well, Matt Jones doesn't like for me to mention it, but I've been like trading NFTs and crypto and stocks.
Speaker 2 Yeah.
Speaker 2 How's that been going? Do you have any recommendations? What do you think about the Shiba Inu that Will Levis just gave us?
Speaker 12
I personally don't hold Shiba Inu, but that's not to say it won't go up. I don't actually hold a lot of crypto.
Most of mine is into NFTs,
Speaker 12 which is where I've done pretty good at.
Speaker 1
I love it. Wait, so what, hold on.
Why is Matt Jones trying to silence you? an entrepreneur who's making money hand over fist
Speaker 1 big catch Oh, is that what's going on? Is he the liberal media trying to shut you down?
Speaker 12 I think he just doesn't understand the NFT concept.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 12 And he gets mad because, like, he says that I'm trying to shield my projects
Speaker 12 on the phone, on the radio, or whatever. So
Speaker 12 I think that's what he gets upset about.
Speaker 1
Edie, let me tell you something. Matt Jones isn't here right now, so let's go.
Pump everything you got. Let's hear it all.
All right.
Speaker 12 We have psycho kitties
Speaker 12 okay we have the mad hair society okay
Speaker 12 we have psycho mollies okay we have the lazy horse race club okay now are these specific nfts these are my major blue chip projects okay can i hear a little more about psycho kitties please
Speaker 9 absolutely so the psycho kitties
Speaker 12 and the psycho mollies are actually part of a collection by Ugonzo and Genius,
Speaker 12 who actually have art and art galleries and sell pieces. The Mad Hair Society is also part of that, and it's going to be a play-to-earn game where the Psycho Kitties fight the Mad Hair Society.
Speaker 12
But right now, the Psycho Kitties and the Mad Hairs, they're the males of the collection. There's 10K each, so that's 20K.
The Psycho Mollies, there's only 10K of those. So there's
Speaker 12 10K 10k of those males that ain't getting laid.
Speaker 2 Okay, so Edie, I want to step in real quick because you mentioned one thing that I feel like I'm more drawn to. The Lazy Horse Race Club you said.
Speaker 2 Now, is that one of those NFTs where you can buy like an electronic horse and then you own that horse and then you can watch it race?
Speaker 2 Because if it involves gambling as well as NFTs, I feel like that's a real good way to make a lot of money real fast.
Speaker 12 Yes, and the game just
Speaker 12
dropped, as they say, a couple of weeks ago. It dropped Derby Day.
And we actually met a bunch of the other investors that hold the Lazy Horse NFT at the Kentucky Derby.
Speaker 12 So if you own one of those lazy horses or lazy ponies, you will race it in the metaverse on the Oculus.
Speaker 12 And they will also have a casino too that you can go in. It's part of Lazy World.
Speaker 12 If you have one of those NFTs, we also have in-real life racehorses.
Speaker 12 So if one of those racehorses that we own is racing, say, at Keeneland, I can show my NFT and I can get in free, go back to the stables where the horse is held, watch the race, everything for free.
Speaker 12 Have you? And if
Speaker 12 those in-real life horses win first, second, or third, then we get a drop of the LHRC token.
Speaker 1 I like this. So,
Speaker 2 how much does one of these NFT racehorses cost? Because I've been wanting to get into the racehorse game for a while.
Speaker 12 Right now, I'd have to check the floor, but I'm guessing about a hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 You could get one. So, Edie,
Speaker 1
we got to take a break in a minute. Where can people find all these? I want to buy a Psycho Kitty.
I want to buy a real racehorse in real life and then NFT and then have them meld.
Speaker 1 Where can we find it?
Speaker 12 Okay, so crypto.com through their DeFi wallet and on Advisus Bay.
Speaker 12 And you can also follow me, CoolChick, K-E-W-L
Speaker 9 Chick.
Speaker 12 And I'm following you guys on Twitter also. But I host spaces on Twitter and help people
Speaker 12 got them through setting up their wallets and everything.
Speaker 1
I love it. Like a shaman for NFTs.
I love it. We're going to hop into space, Edie.
We appreciate your call. Thank you so much.
I'm going to tweet it out right now.
Speaker 1
Be good. All right.
We're back. Half hour left.
Thank you again to Matt Jones, Shannon, everyone at Kentucky Sports Radio for letting us host today. We are pardon my take.
Speaker 1
Do we have Buck? Do we have Buck Shannon? Yeah, Buck is on. What's up, Buck? Buck.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 How's it going?
Speaker 1 Yeah. Welcome back, Buck.
Speaker 9 Yeah, it's going to be hard to follow, though.
Speaker 9 Psycho Kitties and the Talking Crows and the ghost Cal.
Speaker 1
Yeah, well, listen, you're up. Yeah.
What do you got for us? Let's get into it.
Speaker 9 Well, you know, Cal, I think, has been trying to hire Matt as an assistant coach since he's been there. Matt keeps turning him down because he, you know, I mean,
Speaker 9 he can do more good as a senator.
Speaker 9 And I think that's what his focus is on.
Speaker 2 Yeah, well, Matt is real good at being like, you remember that guy, Baghdad Bob, the guy that used to work for Saddam Hussein? And he'd just always be like, everything's fine. Iraq is fine.
Speaker 2
We're winning this war. That's kind of what Matt's role is for the state of Kentucky.
I think he does a great job of it.
Speaker 9
Yes, absolutely. I don't think he would let gas get to $6 a gallon.
I mean, you know,
Speaker 9 people's recycling cigarette butts down here right now.
Speaker 1 Yeah, gas is a big problem. What else you got going on? What's any big plans for the summer?
Speaker 9 Well, I've got involved in the off-road community, so that's what I've been spending a lot of time promoting the off-road business here in eastern Kentucky.
Speaker 1 What is that? Yeah, explain that.
Speaker 9 Well, the state created an 18th county board.
Speaker 9 18 counties created a board, and we're trying to do a trail system like the Hatfield-McCoy trail system in West Virginia. Okay.
Speaker 9 And, you know, that's what we're trying to get in eastern Kentucky to Tyre County, where people can come here and ride and see the beauty of what we got here.
Speaker 2 Now, I think West Virginia does a good job marketing because, you know, that's a famous feud, the Hatfields and the McCoy's.
Speaker 2 Do you have any like hollers or any towns or trails named after famous murderers that you can use to promote it?
Speaker 9 Yeah, well, I don't think there are any murders or anything that they've named them after
Speaker 9 You know, we've got some interesting ones, you know Horse Creek and Flat Lick, you know
Speaker 9 Yeah, pigeon roost
Speaker 1 What about what about naming it like
Speaker 1 Patino versus lasting long in bed? Oh, yeah, that's one of them all-time riders.
Speaker 9 We just you know have to pick the short one out.
Speaker 1 Yeah,
Speaker 2 yeah Rick versus Italian restaurant floors.
Speaker 1 Yes, yes, one of the greatest rivalries.
Speaker 2 Careful, you might get stuck.
Speaker 1 Yeah, the Alfredo sauce isn't our specialty. Always hike with a partner.
Speaker 2
It gets muddy out there. You don't want to be, you don't want to be stuck out in the wilderness.
Yes.
Speaker 1 Absolutely not. So, what are you doing? What are you, are you driving? What are you driving when you're going off-road?
Speaker 9 I've got a couple of side-by-sides.
Speaker 9 I've got a Kawasaki and a Honda and a Can Am.
Speaker 1 Wow.
Speaker 1
I love it. I mean, this actually sounds legitimately very fun.
So that's a very cool project.
Speaker 1 What do you think about our idea that we need to take Coach Cal Popperi off of the hot seat and put the Kentucky fans on there?
Speaker 9 Well, you know,
Speaker 9
Cal has done an extraordinary job. I mean, you guys have covered the bases with it.
I mean,
Speaker 9 you know, I mean, how many coaches can brag about, you know, having all those number one draft picks? I mean, the fans in Kentucky, I guess they're going to, we need to lower our expectations.
Speaker 9 I mean, you know, most people around here expect a championship every year or a Final Four at least.
Speaker 1 Yeah, I think
Speaker 2
that's a fair thing to say. I feel like Kentucky fans have been, you've held your coaches to too high of a standard in the past.
Listen, you're Kentucky. You're not the University of Washington.
Speaker 2 You're not going to be out here competing for national championships every year. You got to take, you know, competing in the SEC, getting off to those good first to 10-point leads.
Speaker 2 you know focus on the positive accentuate the positive eliminate the negative and just change the vibes a little bit so um holding to a different standard i think it's time to just recalibrate expectations winning isn't the only thing if you're a real kentucky fan i think the real wildcat fans understand that oh yes certainly uh you know i think that uh
Speaker 9 we have done so well you know, in the past that it kind of gets your expectations up there.
Speaker 9
And that's kind of what's got us off kilter. You know, we expect to win.
You know,
Speaker 9 we expect to be the best. So maybe we are
Speaker 9 maybe we are in the wrong
Speaker 9 wrong,
Speaker 1 what would you say, direction on that?
Speaker 2 Maybe just root, you know, to make the tournament.
Speaker 2 If you qualify for the NCAA tournament every year, I think that, you know, it's the old saying, if you don't expect too much from me, you might not be let down.
Speaker 9 Yeah, I mean, you know, people could cheer for an NIT tournament win or championship. I mean, you know,
Speaker 9 you know, we don't have to always set you sat so high, you know, on the national stage. Of course, I think maybe that's why we get such players, such good players here.
Speaker 9
And that's another thing. You know, these guys are kids.
They're 17, 18 years old. I don't want to be too hard on them.
I know they're doing the best they can.
Speaker 1
Yeah, they're just kids. I say that all the time.
When they miss free throws, they're just kids. That's absolutely a fact.
Speaker 1
Okay, so, Buck, anything else you want to talk to us about? I mean, the floor is yours. We love having you on.
Love reconnecting with you.
Speaker 9 Well,
Speaker 9
it's a tough time down here in Clay County. I mean, gasoline's almost as high as moonshine.
I don't know what people are going to put in their car or drink here lately.
Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, yeah.
Speaker 2 It's probably a good thing that you have to pick one now, either get loaded on moonshine or go for a drive, but not both at the same time.
Speaker 9
Yeah, you go for a drive or you go for a crawl. I mean, it's your choice.
I mean, either one, you know, is,
Speaker 9 you know, pretty good either way.
Speaker 1
Yeah, true, true. I know.
Gas is, it's outrageous right now how high it's getting.
Speaker 1 Are you someone, we've had the debate before, are you someone that waits till you get all the way to empty to then fill it back up?
Speaker 1 Or do you fill it back up a couple times when you're at half just so that you can always kind of convince yourself that you're not spending, you know, $100 at the tank?
Speaker 9 Well, guys, I'm not going to lie to you. I've not been to town in two weeks.
Speaker 1 Oh, so it's been limiting your mobility, the gas prices.
Speaker 9
Yeah, I don't really have a preference there. I never know how much gas is in my vehicle.
It don't move much.
Speaker 2 What about this idea?
Speaker 2 What about starting a gas station that has prices that are just crazy, crazy high? I'm talking like $9, $10 a gallon.
Speaker 2 That way people can drive by, take a picture of it, and post on social media and be like, dang, look at this crazy gas price I just found.
Speaker 2 And then you open a gas station across the road that sells it for the regular price. So that seems cheap.
Speaker 9
That's a heck of an idea around here, I'll tell you. You know, but I don't think anybody's going to be selling much gas.
We're about ready. You can play marbles out here in the middle of the road.
Speaker 1 Yo, okay. I mean, that's not so bad either.
Speaker 9 Traffic is slowed down a lot.
Speaker 1
Yeah. Everyone getting no traffic.
Everyone grab a bicycle. All right.
Well, Buck, thanks so much for calling in. We really appreciate it.
And we wish you the best of luck on working on that
Speaker 1
off-roading. That sounds very cool.
Once it's finished, we're going to come down. We'll ride a motorcycle around Kentucky.
Absolutely. Why not?
Speaker 9 Absolutely. I'd love to have you guys down here and take you up a holler.
Speaker 1 Yes, I love it. Yes, I want to go to a holler.
Speaker 2
I will go in any holler. Yep.
You show it to me.
Speaker 1 I'm a holler guy.
Speaker 9 I'm sure there's a lot of UK fans that'd love to take you up a holler right now and maybe leave you there. No,
Speaker 1 I don't want to go in that holler. Listen, I want to come out of any holler I go into.
Speaker 2 Now, I just heard from at Bucky Hooves, BuckySmallhooves on Twitter.com, pointed out that Ted Bundy spent some time in Kentucky. So maybe we named the four-wheeler trail the Ted Bundy Memorial Trail.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 9
Yeah. I mean, anything's possible.
We've got some killer trails.
Speaker 1
Yeah, there you go. All right, Buck.
Thanks so much. We appreciate it.
Speaker 9 Thank you guys, man. Thank you for having me.
Speaker 1 All right.
Speaker 1
I'm giving Buck the call of the day, by the way. It's a good call.
Yeah, Buck is the man. I love Buck.
Speaker 2
I love holler talk, too. I think we've debated that on this show.
Like, what is the difference between a holler, a valley, a hill? Yeah. I want to know.
It's very intricate.
Speaker 1
That's the Don Franklin Auto Call of the Day. Thank you to Don Franklin Auto.
Shannon, you want to do a couple calls real quick before we take our last break?
Speaker 9 Yeah,
Speaker 9 let's do one more. Let's do Kentucky Joe.
Speaker 1 Kentucky Joe, how you doing?
Speaker 9 Oh, pretty good.
Speaker 9 It's been a while since I heard y'all on here.
Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah, about a year.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 9 Y'all doing all right up New York
Speaker 9 City up there with all the gasoline there, I think?
Speaker 2 Yeah, we're doing doing okay.
Speaker 1 Yes.
Speaker 2
Yeah. It's, you know, listen, it's a tough time when you look at the gas prices.
It's hurt a lot of people's pocketbooks. But we're in New York City, which helps.
Speaker 2 You know, as you know about New York, we do have the best bourbon up here. We've got the best barbecue in the world.
Speaker 1 The most delicious gas.
Speaker 2
The most delicious gas. Smells the best up here.
The fastest race horses. So, you know, small comforts that we can take in these times.
Speaker 9 Let's say is Strike Roots going to win the Belmont?
Speaker 1 Ooh, good question. Yeah, the Belmont doesn't have a lot of hype this year because obviously
Speaker 1 he sat out for the preakness.
Speaker 1 You know what I'm very, very excited for, Kentucky Joe? I'm going to be in Lexington for the Breeders this year, which is the Breeders are one of my favorite weekends.
Speaker 1 The fact that it's back at Keeneland has me so excited. Are you a big horse guy? Yeah,
Speaker 9 I kind of helped a few people. A few years back, I picked She Dares the Devil for the Kentucky Oaks.
Speaker 9 I wrote a little song about it.
Speaker 1 Oh, Oh, let's hear it. Can you do it? Huh? Can you sing it for us?
Speaker 9 No, I'll tell you what I'd like to do: sing a song called Slam Dunk about UK basketball next year.
Speaker 1 Okay, go off. Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 9 Maybe a little John Anderson. I'm going to save y'all got some time here.
Speaker 1
Yeah. For a break.
Yeah, go ahead and sing away right now. Sing away.
Speaker 2 Listen, you're on the air right now. We want to hear the song.
Speaker 9 Okay.
Speaker 9 A little bit of slam dunk. It's going to be a big thing.
Speaker 9 It's going to be a big surprise the experts will be fooled more than one more time
Speaker 9 your kid dreams will come true
Speaker 9 your kids dreams will be right the song I sing to you is Bibby's song right now it's gonna be a slam dunk for you okay man basketball in 2023
Speaker 9 it's gonna be so
Speaker 9 so special
Speaker 9 it's gonna be a slam duck for you and me our you came in basketball team will put another banner in the raptors of rup i say
Speaker 9 it's gonna be a slam duck It's gonna be a slam duck for us today.
Speaker 1 Oh, did I tell you?
Speaker 2
I got goosebumps. Yes.
That was that was incredible.
Speaker 1 Kentucky Joe, that was the anthem right there.
Speaker 1
Between Harvey talking about the vibes, you just brought back UK basketball. Harvey, that was nice.
Yeah, Harvey's talking about vibes. Buck is saying that Cal has done everything for this program.
Speaker 1 And you just gave us, like, every memorable team needs one of those anthems, and we've got it.
Speaker 9
I guess, I appreciate it. Thank you.
I guess my first song has touched a lot of people.
Speaker 9 I actually called it
Speaker 9 Big Bleed, but it's also called
Speaker 9 another title.
Speaker 9 Oh, I'm a Big Blue fan in the morning, so I like to write songs.
Speaker 9
I've enjoyed being on KSR. I've been off for a month.
I had a friend of mine sick and everything.
Speaker 1 Sorry about that, yeah.
Speaker 9 But I enjoyed the show, everything. Will Levis.
Speaker 9 I'll tell you one one thing. I am a Mayo man, too.
Speaker 9 I love my bacon tomato sandwiches with Mayo.
Speaker 1
Yes. There we go.
Mayo Man. We got Mayo Men.
We're real living.
Speaker 2
We're done being ashamed. We're done living in the shadows and the silence.
Say it loud, say it proud.
Speaker 1
I'm a Mayo Man. It's about Mayo.
Yes. Yes.
Well, Kentucky, Joe, thank you so much. We appreciate it.
That's a great song. And good luck with your friend.
Speaker 1 And I'm putting a future on Kentucky basketball next year. So I'm going to say I'm split with Harvey.
Speaker 9 I'm split coming next year. Yeah.
Speaker 1
You know what? You and Harvey will split a half. All right? Because that was such a good call.
Good. So if they win it all, I'm going to put some money down on it.
Speaker 1
You and Harvey get half of the share. Okay.
All right. Love it.
It's going to be a slam dump. Thank you all.
Yes.
Speaker 9 Y'all have a good day.
Speaker 1
Thank you to everyone. One of our favorite days of the year, Kentucky Sports Radio.
We are part of my take. We appreciate Matt Jones always trusting us.
Thank you to Shannon.
Speaker 1 We'll talk to you guys next year.
Speaker 1 Thank you guys.
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Speaker 1
Okay, let's wrap up. We got guys on chicks.
Henry, before he gets, departs for the wood of game three.
Speaker 1 Nervous? I am nervous. Very nervous?
Speaker 1
Pretty fucking nervous. Okay, but are you worried? No, I'm just nervous.
I'm excited. Butterflies.
Not worried.
Speaker 1 No.
Speaker 1
Nervous. It is crazy how.
You guys know how it is when you're going into a championship game. It's like, there's nerves.
Speaker 2 There's nerves.
Speaker 1
But you're never worried. Yeah.
Game three is very
Speaker 1
significant. Very, very significant.
Pivotal game. Pivotal game.
As long as it's not a blow-out, though, even if it's a close loss, they can bounce back. They can bounce back.
Speaker 1
This is bad. You're already bargaining.
It's going to fight.
Speaker 2 You're entering the bargaining, Sage. That means that you've just been delivered the bad news that you're going to die and you're just trying to get your way out of that.
Speaker 1 The narratives, the public narratives, it's like, you know, the internet and you guys, everyone flip-flops so hard.
Speaker 1 Game one, it was like the seller's going to win the championship. And then the last three days has just been Draymond, Draymond, Steph Curry, Draymond, Draymond, Steph Curry.
Speaker 1 Pick a side.
Speaker 1 I've actually, if you listen to Monday's part of my take, Hank, I said that anyone who decides that one team is significantly better than the other is just making it up at this point, right?
Speaker 1 So, I don't know how that's anti-either team. Well, they're both really fucking good.
Speaker 1 And I can't make sense of this series.
Speaker 2 You also have the public perception now, I think, swung so hard after the Draymond game where you know that the refs are going to make a statement early.
Speaker 2 They're like, we can't let what Draymond did with the triple block, he was a lead blocker on that one play, with like some of those clips going viral, the referees are going to be like, we can't let Draymond embarrass us again.
Speaker 1 Yeah, no, there's definitely going to be, it's going to be officiated differently. Okay, guys on checks.
Speaker 2 Sup, Canada, boys.
Speaker 1
My boyfriend... Tough day for Canada.
My boyfriend refuses to have a bank account or use a credit card. He says he likes the old school feel of whipping out a wad of cash with a rubber band around it.
Speaker 1 We do not have a safe in the house, and he refuses to tell me where he's hiding all of the cash. Where should I look?
Speaker 1 I love this, by the way. I know that we've discussed this before because Billy's afraid of cash.
Speaker 1 I think having not too much cash because you don't want to have so much cash that if you lose it, if you lose your wallet, you're like, fuck, this really hurts.
Speaker 2 That's kind of the thrill, though.
Speaker 1 Yeah, but I like having a certain amount of cash on me at all times because it just feels nice to be off the grit.
Speaker 2 Yeah, I was walking around Nashville last weekend, and I stopped by the ATM before I went there.
Speaker 2 And there's no real rhyme or reason to it because every place in Nashville takes credit cards and debit cards. But I just wanted to have cash on me as I was walking around.
Speaker 1 You know what it also is great for? It's great when you're
Speaker 1 like at a bar or going out to dinner and you're maybe like splitting the check or whatever.
Speaker 1 Like maybe you leave early and just throwing like way too much cash on the table being like, here, take this. Yeah, I also love not having to do the split the check thing.
Speaker 1 Like, here, here's 100 bucks. I'm good.
Speaker 2 You know what a great power move is, too, if you're out with friends?
Speaker 2 If you have cash on you, you can always like you can tip someone that's not usually tipped in front of other people, and then they're like, wow, that's a great move. What a class act.
Speaker 1 What about New York City money?
Speaker 2
Yeah, exactly. Like you tip a doorman just for doing their job.
Thank you, sir, for keeping us safe.
Speaker 1 But what about when your girlfriend tries to rob you, which this girl is clearly trying to do? That is what is happening. Although, where would you hide it?
Speaker 2 Mayonnaise jar in the backyard.
Speaker 1 Dig a hole. Under the
Speaker 1 Tony. It was under the trat?
Speaker 2 No.
Speaker 1 If you have
Speaker 2 a surplus of bird feed and corn in the backyard, put it in a bag, shrink wrap it, and then put it underneath there.
Speaker 2 I always think that it's cool when I see in movies that somebody puts it, like, in a plastic bag, they zip it up, and then they put it in the toilet. Like, in the tank of the toilet.
Speaker 1 What I do,
Speaker 1
I don't hide money, but I do hide like candy around my house. I'll put it in my shirt.
From yourself or from your son? From everyone besides myself.
Speaker 2 You know, that's addict behavior. Oh, Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 It's like Genie Sachs.
Speaker 2 Yeah, when you have somebody that's like hiding
Speaker 1 or somebody that's like hiding vodka in different drawers.
Speaker 2 Yeah,
Speaker 1
my vodka is just Reese's pieces. Pop-tarts.
And I'll just like, sometimes I'll put on shoes and be like, whoop, whoops, there's candy in here.
Speaker 1 Like, that was a mistake.
Speaker 1
I saw a story of a lady that found like 35 grand in a couch she bought on Craigslist and returned it. Oh, yeah.
And she got like $1,200.
Speaker 1
What an idiot. Well, it drives me crazy.
Well,
Speaker 2 counterpoint, if you find that much cash and you don't return it, somebody's going to come looking for that cash.
Speaker 1 But they're going to come looking either way. There's no country for old men.
Speaker 2 I think the story, no, if you return it, I think the story at that point is fine and it's settled.
Speaker 2 Her real mistake was then going to the news and being like, look, I found this cash and then I gave it back to the person because now the person that had that much cash in their couch, their spot's blown up.
Speaker 2 Yeah.
Speaker 1 If they come looking for the cash, they're still coming looking. Right, but they're not going to be like, oh, they're going to come murder you.
Speaker 1
I think the move is to give it back, but give back like half. Be like, I found 15,000.
Yeah, just don't give it back. And then get murdered.
Yeah, then they show up at your house.
Speaker 1
Because they're like, oh, yeah. So you say we gave it back.
We're not talking about the people.
Speaker 2 The person that's missing the cash is going to show up because. Right.
Speaker 1 And then you say, I gave it back.
Speaker 1 But to who? The police.
Speaker 1 And they'd be like, what? They're not going to the police.
Speaker 1 You're tipping the cash. No, he's actually right.
Speaker 1 They won't go to the police.
Speaker 1 Like, they're going to come to you, even if you return it or didn't return it like let's say you did return it you say you gave it to the police if you didn't return it you say you went to the police how does that change anything i just don't think that anybody in their right mind they're like you're still either gonna find up or like whatever's gonna happen be like you know what i'm either hand this to the police What I don't understand is when people, can I just, now that we're on this topic, I don't understand whenever I see a video of a person like out boating in like Miami and they find a brick of cocaine and they return that.
Speaker 1
That makes no sense to me. Keep that shit.
Right. How would anyone know? Exactly.
Well, then it's like you got to get rid of it. That's a little bit different.
No, you don't have to get rid of it.
Speaker 1
Up your nose. Yeah, but like, yeah, I guess.
You got to have a party. Yeah.
Oh, no.
Speaker 1 You got to. Listen, I got to get rid of these parties.
Speaker 1 I got to figure out a way.
Speaker 2 If anybody knows a way to make all this marijuana disappear,
Speaker 2 I'd like for it to go up and smoke.
Speaker 1
But what if you found 10 kilos, like 10 bricks? Well, then you have to go. I'll take it.
Maybe a couple back and then keep a couple.
Speaker 1
You wouldn't try and, yeah, whatever. No, I would not give that back.
Honestly, if you're not. No, you would try and sell it, yeah, no,
Speaker 1 then you get killed. That's how you get murdered.
Speaker 1 You're not trying to sell it, Billy.
Speaker 2 What would you do? Where, like, if you were looking for cash in your house, where would you keep it?
Speaker 2 Or if you were looking for a place to store your cash under my mattress, yeah, or no one ever suspects that, or or in the mattress, oh, in the back of your back.
Speaker 7 Actually, I used to put valuables in the back of my dog crate. So, oh, that's pretty good because then you'd have to crawl in with the dog to get it.
Speaker 1 Yeah, no, that's a good one.
Speaker 2 What if your dog destroys them, though?
Speaker 7 Just be smart about it.
Speaker 2 Yeah, just be smart.
Speaker 1 Tell your dog, please don't touch that.
Speaker 2 Hey, guys, bedside dilemma.
Speaker 1 Also, your valuables are like, what is the most valuable thing you own? It's like a Tomahawk steak.
Speaker 7 Yeah, it's in the freezer.
Speaker 1
The dog crate. All right.
Nice pair of Oakleys.
Speaker 2 Hey, guys, bedside dilemma.
Speaker 1
Shady raise. I've lived with my...
True. I've lived with my boyfriend for about two and a half years, and I've always slept on the right side of the bed.
Speaker 1
All of a sudden, he wants my side, but I don't want to budge. Whoa.
Technically, he did buy the bed, so it is his bed, but I've inhabited it now for this long.
Speaker 1 It is next to the window, and he does not, and he does get more hot than I do temperature-wise, which is the reasoning for the switch. Who do you guys think should keep the right side?
Speaker 1
LaMayo, hope you answer this. Have a great weekend.
Okay, this is psycho.
Speaker 2
I've got a definitive answer on this. Okay.
When you go on a vacation, that's when you switch sides. It's like you're doing something weird, something funky out of the ornament.
Let's get exotic.
Speaker 2 I'm going to sleep on the right side of the bed tonight. Now, in your home, the answer should always be that the person that has to wake up first in the morning, they sleep closer to the door.
Speaker 1
To the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 So that you don't have to like walk around the other person.
Speaker 1
Yes, the bathroom. I also think you can't switch until you move.
Like, you can't switch in a house that you've been sleeping. If you have a side that you've been sleeping on,
Speaker 1 the window to switch is when you move.
Speaker 8 Correct.
Speaker 1
You cannot switch, like, just one day switch. That's crazy.
Correct. It's also a power move to be like, I bought the bed.
Speaker 1 What's she going to do? Buy herself a bed? Yeah.
Speaker 1 That is true. She's been like,
Speaker 1 this is my bed. I bought it.
Speaker 1 I get both sides.
Speaker 2
I think the important thing is you establish your side and you stick to it. I think the get up early person should be close to the door.
Now, there is an exception. Like, if you have
Speaker 2 a really protective man in the relationship that's like i have to put myself in between the door and and my woman at all times but the bottom line is you have to you have to pick a side and then you stick with that side you stick with it forever and again if maybe you can i could maybe think about switching if you move and it's like a whole new room and a whole new setup but even that i don't know you got a side and you stick with it that's just what you do That's crazy.
Speaker 2 Hey, this is Stephanie.
Speaker 1
My boyfriend is backpacking through Europe with a couple of his friends. Should I be worried he will cheat on me? Yes.
Or is he a beta cuck and I should dump him if he doesn't? Thanks.
Speaker 2 Yeah, definitely the second option. When he gets back, be like, yo, how many STDs he got?
Speaker 1
Yeah. Oh, zero.
Zero? Peace. You pussy.
Speaker 2 I want a man that can get laid.
Speaker 1 I think it all depends on the friends he's with. Like, if he's with party guys,
Speaker 1
he's going to cheat on you. That's just a fact.
If he's with, like, outdoorsy guys who are like, oh, we're...
Speaker 1 When you say backpacking through Europe, there's two different ways that could go.
Speaker 1 That could just be a bender through Europe where they're going city to city, or they could literally be backpacking through like the Swiss Alps. If they're doing that, you're good.
Speaker 2 Wouldn't you say? Yeah, I would say that that's probably accurate. And question him when he gets back and be like, hey,
Speaker 2 what did you do while you were there? And if he gives you like more than two different museum brochures and he's like, oh, I went here,
Speaker 2 then he's probably fine.
Speaker 2 If he doesn't have any museum brochures, he was fucking.
Speaker 1
All right, last one. Hey, PFT, Fat Cat.
Damn, rude.
Speaker 1
Rude, mean. Best in the office, Jake, Billy, Bubba, and memes.
Rude. Wow.
My boyfriend and I were fucking last week, and Shrek was on in the background.
Speaker 1 The sex was going great until my boyfriend came and he said, I'm coming in your swamp.
Speaker 1 Is this normal? I knew swamp was going to be involved.
Speaker 2 Yeah, that's,
Speaker 2 I mean, sometimes you get caught up, you know? Like, if a real sexy song is on, maybe, maybe your sex is a little bit different.
Speaker 2 If you're watching Shrek, then, you know, sometimes it's part of the immersion.
Speaker 1
Depends if you did the voice or not. Yeah, and you also just need to go along with it.
Yeah. Come in your swamp.
Speaker 1 There you go. And then you got to just go and when you go to the bathroom, just be like, I'm going to go drain the swamp.
Speaker 1 Like, just keep it going.
Speaker 2 I would have said, hello, donkey.
Speaker 1 Oh, man. Yeah.
Speaker 1 Do you ever, you ever, when you're watching a movie, the craziest thing, when you're watching a movie and you fall asleep and then you start dreaming about that movie? That's wild.
Speaker 1 Kind of similar, but not exactly similar.
Speaker 2 I think it's fine, though, to kind of get so into the movie that you're watching that it becomes part of the sex.
Speaker 1
I had to stop watching Peaky Blinders for a while. Why? Because I was having some violent-ass dreams.
Really? Yeah, I was like going to sleep and
Speaker 1 murdering people with
Speaker 1 a bunch of my bros. Damn.
Speaker 2 Who did you kill?
Speaker 1 I don't remember.
Speaker 1
I just remember waking up being like... There's another season.
What the fuck? I think there's a season and and a movie. Actually, it comes out on Friday.
Doesn't it come out on Friday? Oh, it might.
Speaker 1
Or like, comes out in BBC. I don't know.
Because it comes out in BBC first. Well, the woman,
Speaker 1 the main character, she died in real life, I believe.
Speaker 2 Yep.
Speaker 1
The mom. Yes.
Rose. Polly.
Polly. Polly.
Polly.
Speaker 2 I feel like most
Speaker 2
actresses. Most of these shows should just be limited to two seasons.
Yeah. Because the first season is always one where everyone's like, holy shit, this is awesome.
Speaker 2 And the second season is like, oh, it's not as good as the first.
Speaker 1
It's also just really hard to remember. Like, I started watching season three of Barry, which is a hilarious show.
And I watched
Speaker 1
the recap and all that stuff. And I still was like, I don't remember anything.
It feels like five years ago I watched this. June 10th.
June 10th. Beautiful.
Wait, so that is. Yeah, that's Friday.
Speaker 1 Hell yes.
Speaker 2
Subtitle King. Watch it with subtitles.
Yeah.
Speaker 1
All right. Off of the whole two numbers.
Peaky blinders.
Speaker 2 It's definitely.
Speaker 1 It's fours out.
Speaker 7 13, 69, 26,
Speaker 2 70.
Speaker 1 Eight.
Speaker 1 What? What'd you guess, Liam?
Speaker 2 Hank, what'd you pick?
Speaker 1 13
Speaker 2 and you've never won.
Speaker 1 Oh, I do
Speaker 1 orders take you blind to 64. Fuck.
Speaker 2 64?
Speaker 1
64. Fuck.
64.
Speaker 1 69.
Speaker 2 Love you guys. And 64.
Speaker 7 Spanish moss. I mean, uh, the
Speaker 1 Kentucky Bluegrass.
Speaker 7 Kentucky Bluegrass is actually from Spain.
Speaker 1 Love you guys.
Speaker 6
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Speaker 6
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Speaker 6
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Speaker 6
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See, most of my homies talk when they still do their thing.
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Speaker 6
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Speaker 6
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Speaker 6
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Speaker 6
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Speaker 6
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Speaker 6
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Speaker 6 And look at yo, them switch off,
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Speaker 6
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