Jerry O’Connell & Jackass Forever Review

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Speaker 3 On today's part of my take, our good friend, I've nominated him for Mount Rushmore of Guests, Jerry O'Connell, in studio in LA for an hour.

Speaker 3 We break down all of everything, literally everything that Jerry wants to talk about. He actually came with gifts as well, a poem that he wrote for Hank and Billy.

Speaker 3 We're going to catch up with everything that's going on in LA. We got Hot Seat, Cool Throne, and then the boys went and saw Jackass Forever tonight.

Speaker 3 We're going to review that at the end of the show. So instead of Guys on Chicks, get ready for that.
It's going to be a great show.

Speaker 3 Jerry, honestly, like that was, Jerry's almost the perfect guy to follow up with Berman because he was that funny and that, like, ridiculous. So.

Speaker 3 Great show coming up.

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Speaker 3 Welcome to part of my tape presented by BetterHelp. BetterHelp.com/slash PMT.
Today is Wednesday, February 9th. I almost said January, but that's because our time is like traveling.

Speaker 3 We're on the West Coast. It's fucked me up.
I'll be honest with you. I can't really get a handle of the time zones.
My apologies to Hank Hank for ever making fun of him for that.

Speaker 3 Apology accepted. Oh, there we go.
And it's about 80 degrees out here, too, which we do

Speaker 3 things up.

Speaker 3 Hank's got a chip.

Speaker 3 Yeah, Hank's definitely got a chip right now. That's fine.
We'll persevere.

Speaker 3 Hank is bottomless chips right now. Yeah.
Hey, chilies. Yeah, what's up? I mean, never settle.
Always have a chip on your shoulder, right? Oh, okay.

Speaker 3 All right, so it's L.A., Super Bowl week.

Speaker 3 Like, we don't have much to talk about in terms of sports. We're going to do a big preview of the Super Bowl on Friday.

Speaker 3 Little spoiler alert: we have two players from the Bengals who are on the Bengals currently who are playing in the Super Bowl on Friday. And it was a very funny interview.
Very funny interview.

Speaker 3 I think I've now reached the point of the week where I will be slightly devastated if the Bengals lose.

Speaker 3 Okay, let me ask you this because, again, we will go through the whole game and our actual predictions and we'll go around the room on Friday. But midweek thought,

Speaker 3 I keep saying to myself, the Rams are probably better in like pretty much every spot, but Joe Burrow. And then I say, but Joe Burrow's worth the win.

Speaker 3 And that's where I'm like, the Rams feel like if you did it on paper and you just did a guy off, like, all right, the Rams are easily better, but Joe Burrow is Joe Burrow.

Speaker 3 And something about Joe Burrow and this Bengals team says, like,

Speaker 3 I don't really care that they have Aaron Donald and Jalen Ramsey and Vaughn Miller and Cooper Cup and all these guys because the other side has Joe Burrow. It's not even about Joe Burrow for me.

Speaker 3 I've just reached the point point where I'm saying, what if the Bengals just won it all? Yeah. What if, big guy, what if the Bengals won the Super Bowl? It's just what if.

Speaker 3 It's a crazy thought that's not crazy anymore. No.
Like it was going in, like, we keep reminding ourselves

Speaker 3 they were a 10 and 7 team going into the playoffs because you get to this point, you're like, well, they're in the Super Bowl.

Speaker 3 They deserve to be in the Super Bowl, but we didn't think that they were going to be in the Super Bowl. four weeks ago.
It's one game. They beat the Chiefs twice.
Twice. What if they did it?

Speaker 3 They made Patrick Mahomes. What What if they took Patrick Mahomes' powers? It's just, yeah, no, I think that there's something to that.
Like, you consume the ability of a team that you beat.

Speaker 3 They resorb them. Yeah.
That's what happened. I hope he didn't get Andy Reid's time management.
Yeah, that would be bad.

Speaker 3 I am actually very excited for Sean McVay to do something very stupid in the Super Bowl and just be like, haha. What if he debuts like

Speaker 3 a sweet haircut? Yeah. Or a stupid beard cut.
He's going to have that thing lined up. And he's got last Super Bowl in his head because he said it like 700 times.

Speaker 3 Well, I mean, mean, it's really a victory to him if they scored more than three points. Yeah, that's true.
That's a good point.

Speaker 3 All right, so Super Bowl week, LA. Nothing's happening.
It doesn't feel like the Super Bowl is happening here. No, it doesn't.

Speaker 3 I mean, LA is, I guess they're kind of trying to pretend that they're a Rams town. They are to a certain extent.
There are. This is the point.
You know what they have? They've got Super Bowl fever.

Speaker 3 That's what it is. And I do...
I feel bad for like diehard Rams fans. I actually think there's probably some people that are like, they embraced the Rams when they came out here.

Speaker 3 You know, maybe even like their parents rooted for the rams when they were originally in la

Speaker 3 i've learned through the years like lakers fans are crazy they're they're crazy crazy passionate fans and then when um i came out here for blackhawks kings what 2014 i feel like the kings are like the rams where there's a very small super passionate really loyal group of fans it just doesn't consume the city like every other like big-time football city you know what i mean like there's there's a group that's very very, very into the Rams, and we shouldn't discount them.

Speaker 3 I think, you know what? I think give the Rams 10 more years, and then there will be a ton of Rams fans because all the kids in this town,

Speaker 3 it's a big kids community here. Like the elementary schools, all the footage that I've been seeing, it's like they've been wearing jerseys to class for the last month.

Speaker 3 So they're growing into their fan base right now. There is an actual football story that

Speaker 3 I've been monitoring closely

Speaker 3 because Odell Beckham Jr. looks like he's going to have his first kid

Speaker 3 in the next couple days. Whoa.
If he does, you know what that means. He's scoring a touchdown.
He wants Odell Beckham to score a touchdown in the Super Bowl. Super Bowl MVP.
That's the guy.

Speaker 3 Take a flyer. Maybe take a flyer there for sure.
So

Speaker 3 he's not all about the butt. It has to be before the game, though, right?

Speaker 3 Yeah, for sure. Yeah, it can't be like she's about to go into labor any second.

Speaker 3 He's got to be able to score the touchdown and then do the baby rocking dance with the football. I don't even know if he would do that.
You don't think so?

Speaker 3 I think he would still just do like some Odo Beckham dance. Like, he's probably got a Super Bowl dance that he's had in his head for like 10 years.
Oh, betray. Like, I can't.
Maybe if he scores twice.

Speaker 3 Yeah, the second one goes down to his big kid. Yeah.
But if he has twins, then we have two. He scored three times.
Yep. That's yeah.
Odell Beckham to score three times more than one.

Speaker 3 125 on the Barcelona Sports. What is it right now? Anytime touchdown, plus 125.
Ooh. Okay.
That's juicy. I also like, I was looking, I was just playing around.

Speaker 3 I like to just play around right now with all the bets.

Speaker 3 Jamar Chase and Cooper Cup both to score is plus 250. I like that.
Throwing that out there. Throwing that out there for the people.
I'm just saying, what if the Bengals won the Super Bowl?

Speaker 3 Yes, yes, yes. It does feel like Team of Destiny vibes, right?

Speaker 3 I also have just said, I think to you, PFT, like in, we've been driving around, we have some really great interviews that we're going to have in the next couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 And I've just, I think I've said out loud a few times, like, I just hope it's a good game.

Speaker 3 Like, because I, you know, like, you get to the end of the season and you have one game left and you just don't, you just want, I just want to enjoy, really enjoy one more football game like last year's super bowl was not that great like i just want one that i can be like oh that was sick yeah i don't want a letdown to go into the offseason right i want something that i can build off of me momentum yeah momentum going into 2022 build on this speaking of which jeff fisher is back officially he had those headshots today he looked awesome he did look good yeah

Speaker 3 i think he's got like a snake leather belt kind of thing he looked like like a regional manager at a hardware store

Speaker 3 but like crushes it no like the best yeah yeah right in the world right like everyone's like oh go to jail that's what I meant. Yeah.
Like he's got everything that you need. He's the guy.

Speaker 3 Yes, he's the guy. He fixes everyone.

Speaker 3 Everyone on his block, he fixes all of their like little things around the house. Exactly, yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Okay. Anything else from LA Super Bowl week? Hank, you love it out here.

Speaker 3 Beautiful weather. We love it.
We love it. I love it.
In-n-out. You love it.
In-n-out. There's just like an in-n-out because people have bets around here.

Speaker 3 So there's like a, I just grabbed a Lucy In-N-Out burger before the show. A Lucy? Yeah, I think that was somebody.
That means that you stole somebody's In N-Out burger. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 no there was a show here and all those people had left no there were there are a lot of people out here and then there was just a burger and so i was like free burger hank also did a move where he he like he like looked it was almost like he was like thumbing through a block i want to see if there was lettuce i didn't even go into the burger with his finger and it's like what a poop after that if you don't take it well it was a lucy that was getting thrown away either i'm eating it or it's getting thrown well you wouldn't have had it if it was lettuce there was no lettuce because then it might have been a custom burger you never know what goes into that like then it might have been someone's burger

Speaker 3 And I would have been a little bit more aware. He's a bit of a health nut.
He needs to have the veggies on the burger. We know that about him.

Speaker 3 Yeah, the only Super Bowl stories right now are just

Speaker 3 Matt Stafford. And

Speaker 3 it very much feels like Matthew. Sorry, Matthew Stafford.
This is his moment. It's incredible.

Speaker 3 It's still Matt Stafford.

Speaker 3 I feel bad for Lions fans because everything that when they say something nice about Matthew Stafford, it's such a slap in the face to the Lions.

Speaker 3 And I know that, like, look, bad organizations are bad organizations. I root for one, but, like, they're like, yeah, Matthew Stafford, this is his moment.

Speaker 3 He spent so many years just on that terrible team with that terrible organization. Yeah, no,

Speaker 3 it's like he got out of hell. It's like he's the first man to ever escape the devil.
And so everybody's rooting for him to enjoy it.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I am too. Like, I see the years that weigh on Matthew Stafford's face.
Yes. Those are Detroit years.
Yeah, no, they talk.

Speaker 3 They talk about him like he just got out of prison because he was wrongfully accused for something and went there for like 30 years. They're like, did you hear what happened to Matthew Stafford?

Speaker 3 Yeah, DNA test freedom. Yeah, 15 years in Detroit.

Speaker 3 Yeah, they got the wrong guy. Turns out it was Jared Goff all along.
Yeah, damn.

Speaker 3 They should do something about that. Reform.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that feels like the biggest story.

Speaker 3 And like we said, we have two Bengals players coming on Friday. I'm very excited about that.

Speaker 3 Also, in the NFL, Mike McDaniel is the coach of the Dolphins now. Yeah, we filled all our spots.

Speaker 3 All the slots have been filled at this point. Did you you see the video of McDaniel riding in the plane that they cut up? It was him talking to Tua on FaceTime.

Speaker 3 He's going to save him. He's the highest man in America.
Yeah. I love him, though.
He is the perfect Colorado bro, excuse me, the Rado bro. And he's like watching him talk to Tua, he's just like, man,

Speaker 3 professionally, we are going to, it's going to be cool. Yeah.
It's going to save Tua. Do you feel good about it, Jake? Yeah, I said it from the beginning.

Speaker 3 I saw that clip of the montage of the woman in interview interviews and seems like a great guy. Okay.

Speaker 3 It's me, just i i know that he's like an offensive genius it would be very funny if he proved that like you can just be the most stoned person in america and still be an effective head football coach yes it would just fly in the face of everything that like our fathers and our grandfathers have thought about imagine if tua just like balls out yeah

Speaker 3 it's the best feeling to like have when you're just like hey maybe this guy will change everything but you're right pft like chuck no and tom landry and mike dicka being like who's this yeah no they would they would disown him if he were their son.

Speaker 3 Yeah, as they drink like a bottle of whiskey before practice. Yeah, this guy's killing his brain.
Yeah, what is he doing?

Speaker 3 Yeah, so then Lovey Smith to the Texans with the beard. Lovey,

Speaker 3 I mean, I love Lovey, but I was a little shocked that he got another job because it wasn't great with the Bucs and it was very bad with Illinois.

Speaker 3 But, I mean, he still is a good coach. I love Lovey.

Speaker 3 It just felt like it was going to be, you know, like you see coaches, they get a few shots at it, and then at a little age, a little time passes, you know, defense isn't in vogue.

Speaker 3 I think you will do a good job there. I was just a little shocked that it was him.
Well, I think everybody thought it was going to be Josh McCowan. Yeah.

Speaker 3 That was like the, he was a leader in the clubhouse. I love Lovey.
I don't, I'm not in love with Lovey, but I love Lovey. Does that make sense? No, and he's.

Speaker 3 Lovey will provide stability. He's a very stable guy.
A Texans team. He's a very stable guy.
His beard looks incredible.

Speaker 3 I hope he keeps it around. I think Josh McCowan's like presentation that he gave was like, here's here's a calendar of how I'm going to spend my week.

Speaker 3 There's just blocks of time that he's not jerking off. Yeah, right, exactly.
I'm also not jerking off then. Yeah.
No one's worry about me. That would actually be an interesting concept for a team.

Speaker 3 It's like, okay, our team, we're not going to crank off all season. That's it.
Just have aggression. Yeah, just aggression.

Speaker 3 Anybody jacks off, they're cut.

Speaker 3 Who did the Saints hire? Dennis Allen, defensive coordinator. Oh, that makes sense.

Speaker 3 I mean, he's been there for a while. He had Tom Brady's number.
So somebody pointed out to me online that, you know, obviously Bienname did not get the job in New Orleans. His contract's up now.

Speaker 3 His contract's up now. So I don't know what's going to happen with him.
But someone pointed out, like,

Speaker 3 maybe it's not a black and white issue with Biennami. He's 5'7 ⁇ .

Speaker 3 So maybe it's a heightism. Ooh.
Okay, short guy's up. Short guys have to worry about this.
Him, Deuce Gruden, hasn't gotten an interview this offseason. Yes.
So something I'm keeping my eye on. Okay.

Speaker 3 Do they need a Rooney rule for tiny people? For short people. Tiny people.
And for really tall people. And maybe attractive coaches.
Yeah, fat coaches.

Speaker 3 It would be great if they had a rule where, well, I just really want one coach who's like seven feet tall. That'd be awesome.
Yes. That would be like Randy Johnson as an NFL coach.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 And then, yeah, Rich Basicchio went to

Speaker 3 the Packers special teams, which that was a panic move by them because they thought the Bears were going to have him. So it's clearly the

Speaker 3 tables have turned. It might be a panic move in the fact that their special teams suck.

Speaker 3 Yeah, no, but everyone was, I wanted him for the Bears because he was rumored to be the Bears special teams coach.

Speaker 3 And so now I'm going to have to spin it in my head being like, well, they had to panic.

Speaker 3 I mean, if I was a special teams coach, I would absolutely 100% go to the Bears because historically, you know that the offense is going to stink. It's more than a third.

Speaker 3 And if you have like an above-average special teams, that's your offense. It's the entire franchise will be like, well, at least we scored a couple touchdowns on kick returns.
Yes.

Speaker 3 No, it's more than a third of the game. Yep.
You get a lot more.

Speaker 3 It's like 42% of the game. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Okay, let's do hot seat cool toron. Then we have Jerry O'Connell, who was incredible.

Speaker 3 Brought the energy. He brought the energy.
He brought poems for Billy and Hank.

Speaker 3 He brought stories. He did everything.
And then we'll finish the show with a jackass forever review. Before we get to Hot Sea Cool Throne.

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Speaker 3 On the husse Nelly,

Speaker 3 the rapper is hot and her.

Speaker 3 Do any good interviews?

Speaker 3 Well, he was doing an interview and he did the classic mistake where he thought he was, I don't know what he thought he was doing, but he posted a sex tape on his Instagram

Speaker 3 during the interview.

Speaker 3 He was interviewing with KFC Radio and you can see the clip where he realizes like he's on his phone and you can clearly see him go, oh,

Speaker 3 that posted on my Instagram. He said that? No, but you can see his reaction.
Like, that's like his, he's got that, like, he's looking at his phone. He's like, oh, fuck.

Speaker 3 And you can just tell he's like, he kind of laughs it off later, which is commendable. Did you watch it? I haven't seen it it yet.

Speaker 3 I was actually just trying to find it, but oh, yeah, I'm going to withhold judgment until I watch it, until I see what Nellie's stroke's like.

Speaker 3 But it sounds pretty cool to be able to post a sex tape while you're doing an interview. Yeah, that's stuff that like Anthony Weiner aspires to.

Speaker 3 My other hot seat is shorts.

Speaker 3 Wait,

Speaker 3 hot seat? Yeah. You said hot seat? Hot seat.
You're wearing shorts. I know.
I'm wearing shorts. I've been a shorts advocate on this program longer than anyone.
I think it's maybe cap.

Speaker 3 Absolutely not cap. No.

Speaker 3 I've advocated for shorts this entire, you know, the span of this podcast.

Speaker 3 And we posted a picture outside of Jackass, and I've worn these shorts before, and everyone just roasts my shorts for being too long. That's everyone.
Well, like, that's everything.

Speaker 3 Growing up, everything.

Speaker 3 By the way, do you know what? The sneaky, funniest part of that picture, if you, I didn't realize it till after, but.

Speaker 3 The way I'm holding the Reese's bag, it looked like I crushed the whole bag before we even got into the movie theater. Actually, that's how it looks.

Speaker 3 Shut up. Jake was sitting next to me.
He heard me crunching away.

Speaker 3 I did finish my popcorn before the previews ended. I think the funniest part of that picture was Jake is, he's in the middle of the picture.
We all have snacks and sodas.

Speaker 3 Jake is just manhandling a solo water bottle. Yeah.
It's perfect. No big deal.
Smart water in one hand, end of Arkansas. You mean

Speaker 3 a huge cop. Yeah.
Huge cop energy. I mean, I wanted a blue icy and they didn't have.
My mind was ready for a blue icy.

Speaker 3 Audible? No. You got to be a little bit more.
You know, when you got blue icy on your, on your mind. I get that.
I get that, Jake. Yeah.
But yeah, whatever. I'm going to keep wearing long shorts.

Speaker 3 I don't care what the people say. I don't think those are that long.
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 Maybe your knee can get you short. Hank pulled them.
They're above his belly ball. I did pull them up a little bit, but I like to wear them.
I like to wear them. Hank, respectfully,

Speaker 3 I think if you had a bigger ass, it would keep the pants out. You're obsessed with Hank's ass.
And it's coming. Yeah.
Just wait till I fucking it starts popping out. Nice.

Speaker 3 My cool throne.

Speaker 3 It's coming with a six-pack. Cake.

Speaker 3 My cool throne is the Olympics. We roasted it.
We said no one's going to watch it.

Speaker 3 And then I saw the pictures and the videos of the ski jump inside of a nuclear power plant, and I regretted that so much because it looks awesome.

Speaker 3 So the ski hill, I did a little bit of sleuthry on it, and it's next to an old steel mill that had cooling towers next to it. So it looks like the Springfield nuclear power plant.
Sounds like you're

Speaker 3 a sheep for the Chinese government. No, the CCP got to me.
They're paying me. I'm CCP commenter.
I still can't understand why they don't let you post highlights. Like, no one talks about the Olympics.

Speaker 3 I have not watched a single thing that has happened. No, I've just seen the pictures, yeah.
Yeah. And also,

Speaker 3 I was thinking about it because it's like everyone said, oh, the social media. You know what really fucked up the Olympics? It's the fucking fact that hockey, like, the pros don't play.

Speaker 3 That's...

Speaker 3 That draws everyone in. Like, if USA was playing Russia this, like, tomorrow morning, we would wake up and watch it.
ROC. ROC, we'd wake up and watch it.

Speaker 3 It was also the Olympics were just like six months ago. And I know people,

Speaker 3 I need a bigger breath in between my Olympics than just like football season.

Speaker 3 I need to build up some anticipation for it. Yeah, people will probably be like, well, the Miracle on Ice was amateurs.
I get that. Also, though.

Speaker 3 I was saying it was like the fucking last few times when those Russians weren't playing in the NHL. Those guys were pros.

Speaker 3 They were sick. There's also no cool looking guy with curling.
Remember the guy from a few years ago? Well,

Speaker 3 we're the defending champions in curling, right? right? Yeah, it was like the guy with like the mustache. I forgot his name.

Speaker 3 Unfortunately, I think he's one of those guys that like, when you get to a certain age, like you have to, you have to use your brain as a computer to be like, all right, we got to delete some of these files.

Speaker 3 And cool, curling guy from four years ago has been deleted. It also says something that the guy that's memorable from the Winter Olympics was a guy who had a mustache.

Speaker 3 And plays the most boring sports. This guy.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
He rings a bell. Remember the face? I remember the mustache.

Speaker 3 Sure. Yeah.
That's all I remember.

Speaker 3 And that's the Winter Olympics right there. And Apollo Ono from like eight years ago.
Yes, yeah. Yes.
And you need like

Speaker 3 one of the figure skaters to take out another one with a crowbar. That was the best.
Yeah, right. Nancy Kerrigan, Tommy Harding.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 All right, PFT, your hot sequels are on.

Speaker 3 We're going to play a little game on this one, okay? So

Speaker 3 the game is we're going to see how long Billy can go without interrupting or talking as I begin to say this. Oh, no.
Okay. So just an exercise.
We'll see how he does with it.

Speaker 3 So, my hot seat is Billy football. And I'll preface it by saying I love Billy.
Billy was a great companion on the road trip. We became very close.

Speaker 3 Shaking his head. However, Billy had a little oopsie today.
Small, minor oopsie. Him and Jake had planned to go to Muscle Beach to do a workout video.

Speaker 3 Billy was going to show Jake all the cool beach exercises. Okay, listen.
That's what he's going to do. He wants to so bad.
Look at him. Look at him.
Like, low-key.

Speaker 3 This is fabricated drama. This is fabricated drama.
No, no, I'm just going going to say exactly what happened. This is what happened.
We're playing a game. This is what happened.

Speaker 3 Billy, you remember the game that we're playing? I don't give a fuck about you.

Speaker 3 There we go. Fuck you.

Speaker 3 This is Wild Bill. No, no, Billy.
You let him out of the cage.

Speaker 3 Billy. It's just Wild Bill's face when they ask him to put a mask on at the movies.

Speaker 3 He took it off. He was like,

Speaker 3 do you have one? And he's like, yeah, we'll sell it for you. He's like, sweet business plan.

Speaker 3 All right, so what happened was Jake and Billy were supposed to go to Muscle Beach this morning to do a workout video.

Speaker 3 They They planned it out, had everything straightened out ahead of time because they were supposed to actually go originally yesterday, but then that got pushed back this morning.

Speaker 3 Billy slept in and we were getting.

Speaker 3 I did not sleep in. That is a lie.

Speaker 3 We have the text

Speaker 3 to be asleep when you were supposed to wake up. What actually happened was

Speaker 3 Billy Walker. I woke up at 8 o'clock, was doing stuff.
What was the stuff?

Speaker 3 Like catching up and making sure my family knows I'm alive after driving across the country because it's all you didn't know that you didn't do that on Sunday when you got in?

Speaker 3 Yeah, well, I also can just follow you. I don't let them follow me.
Anyway, they can listen to this live everything.

Speaker 3 He was so cute. So

Speaker 3 we were originally going to go with a third person, Cody. He's awesome for our socials.
And so he could film us, also play arcade games. Cody's not knowing.
Cody realized that he had other stuff.

Speaker 3 Dude, there's a lot of people doing busy stuff out here. So anyway.
Cody, you hear that? That's the sound of the truck going over your fucking shot.

Speaker 3 Cody back. Cody didn't give us a definite, like, yeah, I could do it.
We found out the night before, texted Cody said, yo, let me know if we can do it. He couldn't go.

Speaker 3 Then, to the idea of us going to Muscle Beach and me working out, Jake, and then us going to play arcade games, there would be no way for us to play arcade games and record it because we'd both be playing arcade games or we'd both be working out.

Speaker 3 So it was pointless to go. That was not the conversation that they had.
Well, this was the conversation I had.

Speaker 3 Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 I came to this conclusion it would not be a good idea to go.

Speaker 3 I didn't didn't tell anyone. I then just went to sleep.
Oh, so you were asleep. No, no, sorry.
Yeah, I wasn't. This was an important distinction because

Speaker 3 we had a long conversation about this earlier today. Billy did not, in fact, sleep in.
He woke up and then he went right back to sleep. But he was awake for like a minute.

Speaker 3 I was awake for an hour and a half. I was contemplating working out.
If you go back to sleep, that's still...

Speaker 3 That's kind of sleeping in. Well, they had some back and forth because there was a disagreement between Jake and Billy about what actually happened.

Speaker 3 You'll be shocked to know that the truth lies more with Jake, I think, than with Billy. I would say so.
Okay, just have the risky. Chips.
Okay, okay. 8:26 a.m.
Billy. So are we still doing it?

Speaker 3 I feel like we shouldn't unless we have another camera guy. 8:27 a.m.
Yes, we should. It's better than nothing.

Speaker 3 9:55 a.m., where are you at? Oh,

Speaker 3 yeah, he went to sleep.

Speaker 3 That wasn't that hard to get to.

Speaker 3 You slept it. It was more of, I'm going to be honest.

Speaker 3 Been a little. Oh, here we go.
Been a little testy. testy oh since i've been a little tired uh

Speaker 3 i've i i this is my fault i've been low t lately uh-huh and i'm

Speaker 3 apologizing i'm apologizing to all of you because i have been high energy you missed the supplement you almost got you almost like got a full like hand up i fucked up and now it's like your actual body chemistry fucked up yeah dude i've been low tea low energy i'm sorry so as billy's punishment uh billy i don't i'm i did nothing wrong we actually then ended up having a great

Speaker 3 day where we actually did. Then once I found out that Jake wanted to do something else where we

Speaker 3 were constructive. We were able to do with this.
We were so close. We could be more constructive.
Billy, we could go break into media

Speaker 3 at Radio Road. Then I was like, oh, yeah, hell yeah, let's go do that.
And we did it. Okay, so Billy's going to have a letdown game, Billy.

Speaker 3 There's a letdown 30 minutes that I fell back asleep.

Speaker 3 What Billy's going to do tomorrow is he's going to wake up at 7 o'clock and he's going to do an interview with local Spectrum News about the drive across the country.

Speaker 3 Which I agreed to do before I knew it was, quote-unquote, a punishment. Yeah, Billy's going to do that.
So look for Billy on the local news tomorrow. Great.

Speaker 3 But I'm glad that we, at least at some point in that conversation, got an apology. That's progress.

Speaker 3 It was not an apology. It was more of,

Speaker 3 sorry, my body has failed me in not producing enough testosterone.

Speaker 3 No, it was a great thing. I had an awesome time at Radio Row.
The funnest part was hyping Jake up to, like, hypothetically, maybe commit a crime. You did commit a crime?

Speaker 3 I didn't walk by any sign that said credentialed media only.

Speaker 3 I walked through a curtain. There was no sign that

Speaker 3 There was no sign that said no Jake's allowed. They also would never kick you out.
Also, I'm in a suit, and whether or not a laminated index card is around my neck, I belong there. Yes.

Speaker 3 Did you have it? A laminated index card? No.

Speaker 3 So this was technically trespassing.

Speaker 3 I didn't see any sign that said you

Speaker 3 wasn't allowed. What's the statute of limitations in LA County on trespassing? Dude, the DA is not going to do shit to them.

Speaker 3 No, I belong there. It's very important.
It's going to be all in your face in any event that you get in trouble. But yeah, it looked like you guys had a fun time today.

Speaker 3 Hopefully, you know, I'm looking forward to that Muscle Beach video coming out. So I'm sure you'll get that straightened out.
When do you want to go, Billy? Well, we got to fit in.

Speaker 3 We got a lot of stuff here. You got a lot of stuff to do.
You got a lot of stuff.

Speaker 3 We only found out we had some time the night before.

Speaker 3 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 And then my cool throne is Mayor's Bets. Mayor's Bets are on the cool throne.
I love a good mayor's bet. I've been following all the mayor's bets this postseason.

Speaker 3 And we got to stop by City Hall in Cincinnati on our way out here, talk to the mayor. We gave him some advice on his mayor's bet.

Speaker 3 He is proposing the mayor's bet officially to Mayor Garcetti of Los Angeles today.

Speaker 3 We got a video coming out. No, I actually, my first recommendation was, can't you just bet him cash? Yeah.
Wouldn't that be cool if the mayor was just like $5,000? Yeah.

Speaker 3 All the gold in our city. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 But we went back and forth a few times. We think that we hammered out what should be a fair proposal.
We got a video coming out tomorrow morning that Bubba put together, but keep an eye out for that.

Speaker 3 I love a good mirror spec, but these nerds need some coaching sometimes. Hell yeah.
Steak video is also coming out tomorrow. Oh.
PMT YouTube. Can't wait to see what happens.
Whoa. Me neither.

Speaker 3 Me neither. Edge of my seat.
Gas it up. Like the video.
Yeah. What if that steak just took all Billy's tea? I think there's, I think there's a, like,

Speaker 3 as a gambler, I can tell like letdown spots for Billy. He had a big weekend.
There was going to be a couple days where he, you know, maybe didn't do anything. That's not a letdown spot.
Not Billy.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it's testosterone. I'm sorry.
No, Wild Bill. Wild Bill, yeah.
Wild Bill, yeah.

Speaker 3 And to Wild Bill's credit, he did figure out how to like beat time zones and beat jet lag, which is just get drunk the first night you're in the city. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 3 Billy's like a team that beats like

Speaker 3 team. Billy's like a team that beats like Tom Brady's Patriots when they were like really humming in like week three and then finishes the season like four and like

Speaker 3 11 because they won that or four and twelve because they won that one game. Like that was sick.
You know what, Tom Brady?

Speaker 3 He's kind of like Eli Manning. Billy's like Eli.
He's two Super Bowls. He'll show up big in some circumstances.
Two Super Bowls a lot. And then other times you're like, has this guy ever lived before?

Speaker 3 That's a lot. Two Super Bowls?

Speaker 3 I wouldn't give myself two Super Bowls. Yeah.
Okay, that's fair. That was a test.
Maybe three. Maybe one.

Speaker 3 He's like one. Definitely one.

Speaker 3 We're working on the side.

Speaker 3 But yeah, look out for Billy's interview. I'm looking forward to that, Billy.
And this is all coming from a place of love because,

Speaker 3 frankly, there's no other way to do it. Billy, if you sleep through it, I'll have your back.
No, if I sleep through it, that's a set time that we discussed.

Speaker 3 Like, if I don't show up to that, that's like, okay.

Speaker 3 We had a set of time.

Speaker 3 But we didn't have a set.

Speaker 3 But if it's like, this is the official thing, I'm like, okay. This is, yeah.
All right, my hot seat is me because I slipped and fell into the pool, and it was a very bad moment.

Speaker 3 And people probably saw the video, Liam, You laughing at me? Yes. God damn it.

Speaker 3 I am very fat, and it was very unathletic. But I did come back.
I bounced back. We went and did an interview while Billy was sleeping.
And, like, we, you know, I bounced back. That's what you do.

Speaker 3 Next plus. You know what? The good thing is that swimming is great exercise.
That's true. So you probably melted off all that weight after you fell into the pool.
Yes. Yes.

Speaker 3 Well, and also going to do the interview was, you know, mental stimulation. And then we did another interview.
Yeah, we did actually four people. Yes.
We did four people today.

Speaker 3 Yes, we did different four different people. Two chicks, two dudes.

Speaker 3 Yeah, we go both ways.

Speaker 3 And then my cool throne is Arkansas, the Mus Bus. Beat Auburn, number one.
We love our guy, Musk. Shout out them.

Speaker 3 That was an awesome. Jake and I were, you know, we're hoop heads.
Ball is life. We were jackass previews.
We were watching on my phone the end of that game. It was awesome.
So huge win for them.

Speaker 3 And the Musk Bus is the best. I love how he took his shirt off in the stands after.
Did he have a, he had like a short time. 400% injury.

Speaker 3 He missed two games. Yeah.
They have not lost with him in a sling. That's got to be, he's got to keep a sling on.
Yeah. Even after his shoulder harness.

Speaker 3 Because, yeah,

Speaker 3 it takes some effort. I've been in a shoulder harness like that before.
It takes some effort to take your shirt off but still have the harness on. He must have ripped that thing off.

Speaker 3 That was an awesome game.

Speaker 3 And they're playing well. They turned a corner in the last month.
It's been awesome to watch. Also, another top team lost this week.
I don't know if he's lost. Oh, Michigan State against Wisconsin?

Speaker 3 that oh duke yeah duke also lost to juices to j mu technique yeah james madison better than duke tough i love this duke team so much yeah we're gonna get hank so hank thinks they're gonna win it all and they're not they are in his cat

Speaker 3 no okay billy your hot seat cool to run hot seat buccaneers gronk has said that he would want to play with joe burrow moving forward he said he watched him college liked what he saw and he kind of wants to was this just a super bowl radio row interview that he did i'm sure he was doing like a a commercial for for tide

Speaker 3 so I I've noticed that well just with Gronk in general he just sees he is a Labrador so he sees a tennis ball in front of him he's like oh I like that ball he sees Joe Burrow playing football he's like I like Joe Burrow that's that's my guy I like that guy but then I noticed after he said that Tom Brady said well never say never we'll see how I feel in six months so Tom Brady might come back

Speaker 3 it's the door's not closed in which case if he comes back and then retires again do we need another video or what's the status on that a thank you hank video no you got the one and you're good yeah i'm good it's good you're good for life and then your cool throne gta 5 it's back no just this whole city looks so much like gta 5 and i know that's crazy like the video games based off of this city but it is way too like i can't be driving through places and basically what looks like a los santos custom truck and being like I've driven this street like thousands of times before.

Speaker 3 Nuts. It's just

Speaker 3 way too much.

Speaker 3 People on the sidewalk over. If it was like, do you want to go pick up some prostitutes? It's like a video game.
And watch the

Speaker 3 bounce up. Some of these sound.
It's just crazy.

Speaker 3 The dudes that

Speaker 3 pull people over in GTA 5 where they like pretend to be cops. Yeah.
Or is it the new G what's the new? No, they were talking about there's like no like no pixel servers. It's funny.

Speaker 3 It's like a role playing. Yeah, that shit's crazy.
The role playing. Like they can work.

Speaker 3 They have a jailbreak version of GTA where if you're standing next to someone in GTA,

Speaker 3 you can talk to them over your headset. And you can pretend to be a cop.

Speaker 3 Yeah, they like to be able to do that. That's perfect ability.
Yeah, GTA online. It's awesome.
It's so fucking funny. You can be a cop.
It's so fucking funny. And they take that shit so seriously.

Speaker 3 Like, if you are role-playing and you go against your role, you're kicked out of the server for life. Yeah, it's sick.
It's a whole

Speaker 3 thing underworld. It's very cool.
It's very cool. Zoom off.
The metaverse. All right, wait.
And then, Jake, your hot seat, cool throw on. My hot seat's the Brooklyn Nets.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah. Good point.
Tonight, it was 28-2 in the first quarter. They ended up only losing

Speaker 3 by.

Speaker 3 They had it back. I was going to tweet in, and as I was going to tweet in, I was like, if the Seltzer's going to lose this game, I'm going to look bad.
At one point, the Nets had it down to like 10.

Speaker 3 And James Harden seemingly wants out. No, he's injured.
James Harden has a very serious injury that's not at all made up. Everyone said the filler thing to Simmons was happening today.

Speaker 3 I just want James Harn to get fat. What did it happen? Get fat again, James.

Speaker 3 That's the only way to get yourself out of something else. The doodles has bad sources.

Speaker 3 And my cool throne

Speaker 3 are Yabos, Dingers, home runs, whatever you want to call them, because for the first time in 20 years, Major League Baseball is stopping testing its players for steroids. Yeah, I love it.
I love it.

Speaker 3 Good.

Speaker 3 So everybody juice the ball and juice the players. They just go back and forth.
I feel like there's probably fine print. I didn't read, but the headline's going to be a good one.
I like it. I like it.

Speaker 3 That's called the headline. I read it has something to do with the bargaining agreement running out.
Well, yeah. Oh, yeah, they can't.

Speaker 3 It's a technicality because every time you re-up on the CBA, then you're also at the same time signing on to the testing policy.

Speaker 3 So if you don't re-up on the CBA and the CBA runs out, then it's just the Wild West. So yeah, everybody use steroids.

Speaker 3 Okay, let's get to our interview. Jerry O'Connell.
Unbelievable interview.

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Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 3 We now welcome on. I'm actually going to say it, a Mount Rushmore guest.
He's become a Mount Rushmore guest. I was about to count how many verries you were about to use on Jerry.

Speaker 3 He's a Jerry-Jerry special guest. Yes, but

Speaker 3 he is a Mount Rushmore guest.

Speaker 3 Wouldn't you say, say, like, when people, when Jerry O'Connell's on the show, I get so many positive, so much positive feedback and people asking for you to come back on that it was a must.

Speaker 3 You were one of the first people we hit up when we got to L.A. You look fantastic.
Yeah. What's the vibe? What is what is this what you is this how you dress every day in L.A.? This is

Speaker 3 this is L.A., fellas. This is it.

Speaker 3 I mean, this is what we do. It's a little, it's a little Don Johnson in Miami Vice.
It's a little Don Draper.

Speaker 3 It's a little Mr. Roper from Three's Company.
Has that changed over the last like 10 or 20 years? Because I remember, maybe this is only in my own head, but I always pictured the L.A.

Speaker 3 business guys or the L.A. Hollywood moguls to be guys that went around wearing the suit jacket, but then designer jeans on bottom.
But you've got the whole outfit set up, a full dress suit.

Speaker 3 Full disclosure, I just came from work, and this is works, this is wardrobe.

Speaker 3 I work on a TV show called The Talk. It's on CBS.
It's a talk show.

Speaker 3 It was a group of women. I don't want to assign gender or

Speaker 3 just make it about gender. But now we have two men on the panel.
So you're pushing them out. You're not pushing them.
And you're taking over the entire show.

Speaker 3 Myself and former NFL player Akbar Bajabi Amilla, who played

Speaker 3 defensive something for the Green Bay Packers. Yeah.
So we give the male perspective.

Speaker 3 It would be like if you guys hired three more females like next to you guys and more as in we have three additional females. So it's three girls and two guys on the show to talk on sports.
Women.

Speaker 3 It's 3 p.m.

Speaker 3 East Coast Time, 1 p.m. Central.
We don't know how to speak to women.

Speaker 3 So we made this show because much like what it sounds like you're doing on TV, we wanted to lend a male perspective to sports for the first time.

Speaker 3 And now that we created that space, I feel like now it's safe to start bringing others. And it sounds like you're...
But what you're doing, you're taking... Squeeze out.
You're squeezing them out

Speaker 3 um

Speaker 3 we're not squeezing anyone out this is equal stuff i think they just wanted to shake i mean i think their ratings were not good and i think they wanted to try something different so they said look we got these guys i had tried to do uh a daytime talk show a couple of other times i'd failed and um

Speaker 3 i was uh

Speaker 3 abjectly unemployed and i took the job but it's going well now the ratings have come back uh you know what's so funny um i don't even look at ratings they're too depressing okay it's mostly all right good answer you know i don't even look at them because they've just been i've never looked at ratings and been like look at this we did it everybody we won we're the best it's always been oh god these ratings are terrible like everyone hates us this is like let's panic everyone hit the panic button so i think it's better as a performer to never look at ratings.

Speaker 3 So because you're a Mount Rushbourne guest on this show. Oh, such an honor.

Speaker 3 Such an honor. I've designed it.
I love you guys. I love all you guys.
It's so good. I just want to tell everyone: I'm looking at Hank.
I'm looking at Billy. I'm looking at everyone.

Speaker 3 Is Billy as big as you thought he would be?

Speaker 3 No, he is not. He is smaller than I thought.
I actually, I got to tell you, I think I'm bigger than Billy. Yeah, you are.
You know why? I mean, let's go. You're definitely tougher.

Speaker 3 Yeah. All right.
Let's sit up. What I was going to say, Jerry, though, is what we will do is, you know, we have a decent-sized audience.

Speaker 3 You're big. Oh, yeah.
No, Jerry could take you. I don't know if I could take it.
No, you're, Jerry, you're. I love this.
What do we got? We got an Odom jersey. Oh,

Speaker 3 I like it.

Speaker 3 I think, I think, I mean, whose guns are bigger? Is it me or is it okay? Jerry's got better definition, I think.

Speaker 3 Oh.

Speaker 3 I think what we'll do, Jerry, is we're going to tell all of our fans that they have to, when they leave their house every day, keep the TV on top of CVS. For the pets, for

Speaker 3 if you have a dog, your boy Tony Romo. Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, we love him. Yeah, you know that.
You know we love him. Have you met him? I have never met Tony Romo.

Speaker 3 I got to tell you, I think he does a great job. I really do.
I know you guys have. Tony, more your vibe.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 3 It was so funny what you said a couple weeks ago that, like, would I say it to his face? Yeah, I would. I would say it to his face.

Speaker 3 You just said it to my face.

Speaker 3 I think he does a good job. I'll tell you who loves Tony Romo.

Speaker 3 If I have to sit down with my wife, I only get about a half, I get two quarters of football a weekend. And

Speaker 3 if Tony Romo is calling it, my wife will actually come into the room and like pay attention to it. I think from a marketing standpoint, I think he crosses over.

Speaker 3 You know what's funny is that we take that fact for granted.

Speaker 3 like significantly because i was actually there was uh i was like a couple weeks ago i met a guy he was it was some like Jimboree thing with our kids Sure.

Speaker 3 And I said to him, I was like, how do you get to watch like all the games? He's like, not really, like some, but not really. Like, we go in every Sunday and we sit and watch every game for 12 hours.

Speaker 3 Right. And I always forget that like sometimes people have to do other things in life where it's our job and we're very lucky.

Speaker 3 Are you talking about what like Tony Romo has to do, like that there's a lot of pressure in calling games like that?

Speaker 3 No, I'm saying like you only getting two quarters of football a weekend is like that.

Speaker 3 That dawns on me. It's like, whoa.
That was the the negotiation right it was big cat's way of just reminding you that we watch way more football than you did i don't want you know i just um

Speaker 3 you know i don't want this to turn into a couples therapy session but i mean please you're on a couch you know uh my wife pointed out like we were sitting in a couples therapy session and my wife said

Speaker 3 and my wife said to our therapist um i had had a few victories in the therapy sessions like i was winning a couple of them yeah no that's on the history no you got to keep scoring well you know i mean we're all we all we all online gamble.

Speaker 3 I was playing with house money at that point. Like, I was like, I had more than I had just put in a week before.

Speaker 3 I mean, mind you, for the year, I'd lost tens of thousands of dollars, but like, for that week, I had an additional 150 bucks, and I was like, yes, I'm beating the house. I got you, Barnstool.

Speaker 3 Getting some of that El Presidente money, finally.

Speaker 3 But we were there sitting in the

Speaker 3 therapy session, and I said,

Speaker 3 you know, I'm not able to watch football. I play fantasy football, and like, this is what I do on the weekends i'm not carousing i'm not like

Speaker 3 i'm i'm not hiring hookers i'm not like doing below i'm not like you know uh getting naked and going to raves and i'm not doing offensive i'm not posting sending dick pics to underage people i'm like sitting at home just hoping that Clyde Edwards Hilaire

Speaker 3 gets 80 yards. You know, it's not like I'm.

Speaker 3 It's a great anchoring, by the way.

Speaker 3 And I'm telling my therapist, I'm like, I'm not like, like, being a Dutch. I'm not like doing fentanyl and

Speaker 3 nodding off on the couch. I'm dropping the kids off at school.
I'm picking them up.

Speaker 3 I'm there. I'm a present father.
I'm a good husband, you know.

Speaker 3 I mean, in the rare occasion

Speaker 3 my wife is feeling Randy, I'm ready to go, right?

Speaker 3 I'm a good husband, you know? I don't have any secret life. I don't have any online secret life.
I just want to see if Tim Patrick's going to get four receptions on a Sunday afternoon.

Speaker 3 And so we went to the therapist and my wife said, here's the problem.

Speaker 3 And my wife had a point.

Speaker 3 Thursday night, he watches football.

Speaker 3 Sunday morning, now you have to understand we're on the West Coast. Welcome to LA.
Everybody, welcome to LA.

Speaker 3 Billy, glad to see you're not in fatigues. They don't go for that here.

Speaker 3 Sunday morning, he wakes up and he starts watching football. And it goes till Sunday night.
Right.

Speaker 3 And now, even like, oh, it was Mondays. And she said, and now this is like a few years ago.
She went, now even on Thursday nights, they have football on Thursday nights. What is this?

Speaker 3 It was like when they just started doing those Thursday night games. And my wife was right.
I was dedicating too much time to football. So now

Speaker 3 the negotiation, I think I got a pretty shitty deal in this negotiation. I get two quarters.

Speaker 3 Now, do you

Speaker 3 get to pick? Like, can you do the first quarter and the last quarter? I get to pick. So, here on the West Coast,

Speaker 3 and

Speaker 3 people are going to give me shit about this, but I have to say it is something I want to come clean about. I want to clear myself.
I am on the West Coast. I am a Chargers fan.
I love the Chargers.

Speaker 3 I go to the games. I love the team.
It's been fun to watch them.

Speaker 3 In my defense, I've been going to Chargers games for over 20 years when they were not the Los Angeles Chargers, which is so tough to keep saying Los Angeles Chargers sometimes.

Speaker 3 I want to apologize to the organization if I say the other town they were in. Can I just say you're actually like one of the rare people that I think your personality allows.
Like you're so positive.

Speaker 3 Well, Billy, hold on to some

Speaker 3 because you're about to get more turned on than we were standing face to face prepping our rough and rowdy.

Speaker 3 I'm a Jets fan. Right.
And

Speaker 3 it's just impossible.

Speaker 3 To only root for the Jets. It's not a possibility.
Yeah. Because there's no...

Speaker 3 Listen, I want to say like the story of why I'm a Jets fan. My father is an immigrant.
He came to this country. He worked in an office.

Speaker 3 He knew nothing about American football, nothing about it, nothing about the NFL, nothing about football. But he moved to New York, and

Speaker 3 this was in the 60s, 69 to be exact. And he said, I'm going to bet on the New York team to win the Super Bowl.
And everyone, his boss, everyone harassed him and made fun of him.

Speaker 3 He's an immigrant, blah, blah, blah. And the Jets beat the Colts in Super Bowl III.
And, you know, I think they were 10 to 1. I think the odds were 10 to 1.
You can look it up.

Speaker 3 But he won a significant amount of money when he had no money. And that's it.
We were all Jets fans in our house. That said,

Speaker 3 I mean,

Speaker 3 you can't just simply root for the Jets. Yeah, it would be detrimental to your entire mindset, to your personal.
If you just sat down and watched two quarters of Jets. That sounds like a punishment.

Speaker 3 Yeah, honestly. Like, okay, Jerry, I'll tell you what we'll give you.
You get to watch the second and third quarter of the Jets.

Speaker 3 You know, there's always like a Levy and Bell or something that gets your hopes up. But now that I'm older,

Speaker 3 I don't get my hopes up anymore. I realize that it's just not going to happen.
And if it does eventually happen, much like I'm sure Bengals fans are, if it does happen,

Speaker 3 it's a huge deal. So what two quarters?

Speaker 3 It depends on what the game is. So I was going to say, if it's a Chargers game, which sometimes is in the afternoon, I wait till the last two quarters of the Chargers.

Speaker 3 Okay, so you just hold up all that energy. Right, but typically those really good games are those Sunday night games.
Right. They're really good at scheduling those.
So then I wait for those.

Speaker 3 Can you split up the quarters? Can you go half a quarter, half a quarter, half a quarter? Oh man, that's so confusing. I haven't thought of that.

Speaker 3 Like the last seven minutes of every Sunday night football game.

Speaker 3 That would be a really good idea.

Speaker 3 You know, the problem is my wife loves a show called 90 Day Fiancé, which I don't know if you know the premise of it, but someone from this country goes to another country and they have 90 days to decide whether they want to get married.

Speaker 3 And that's locked into our main television in our house. Yeah, because you couldn't watch that another time.

Speaker 3 I mean, that's exactly what it is. It has to be watched live in our house.
I don't know why.

Speaker 3 And now euphoria is a big thing in our house, which comes on Sunday nights, but they were kind enough to put that on after the football season.

Speaker 3 That's ballsy of you to watch that. If you have children, that's a ballsy.
My wife watches it with our kids, which is crazy. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 See, would it actually make sense for you as a Chargers fan, if you had decided, especially in the Phillip Rivers years, that you were just going to watch the second and third quarter of Chargers games, you would be like the Chargers are the best team in the NFL.

Speaker 3 Yeah, far.

Speaker 3 Chargers had a run. I was actually at that game where Tom Brady came back, and it was Ladanian.
It was Phillip Rivers, Antonio Gates. Man, that was a team.
Sean Merriman, yeah. Sean Merriman.

Speaker 3 It was a real team. Mike Tolbert.
Yep. But unlike the Jets,

Speaker 3 unlike the Jets, you go through a few rough years and it will,

Speaker 3 you know, like it is like turning a cargo ship, but it does turn. The Jets, like, you just don't see the cargo ship moving at all.
It's just slowly chugging down the Suez, and there's no

Speaker 3 going towards a whirlpool and it's not steering away. And the whirlpool, you never actually get there, but you're just always approaching it.
A couple things about my family.

Speaker 3 My family had a few interventions. I came on here famously and told you what you can and can't draft in fantasy.

Speaker 3 I have made a new list of fantasy rules after this last season that we just went through, the 21-22 season.

Speaker 3 Can we update everyone? Yeah, we can update stuff. I have stuff to know, but I want to say with my family, there was a low point this season.

Speaker 3 I'm in a league that I hate the most that I came in second to last. Luckily, I did not come in last

Speaker 3 because there's a financial punishment there. But

Speaker 3 I called up ESPN.

Speaker 3 You can do that. You can just give them Bristol.
I called up ESPN. There's a number.
And I said there was a problem in the scoring of my defense. My defense scored negative 10 points.

Speaker 3 And I spoke to someone in customer service there. Who was your defense? My defense was the Ravens, and it was when they just got lit up by, I forget who.
The Bengals or something like that.

Speaker 3 They just got lit up.

Speaker 3 And I scored negative 10, and I desperately needed to win in my league. And I called up ESPN Customer Service, and a very nice gentleman picked up, and actually...

Speaker 3 Like, I mean, shout out to ESPN Customer Service. Like, they understood the game of football.
I wasn't talking to someone who didn't know. Sometimes you call customer service and they have no clue.

Speaker 3 How many times have you called up a customer service line for fantasy football? It sounds like you've done this more than once. It has happened twice, but

Speaker 3 this season, but it happened in front of my children and my wife. And I hung up the phone and my kids went, did you just call up

Speaker 3 customer service to get like a stat corrected?

Speaker 3 And I was like, yeah. And they went, and what happened? And I went, well, it was like, that's it.
That's my score. It's like, that's the score.

Speaker 3 It's custom scoring. it's stupid it's stupid

Speaker 3 and my kids like who know not that much about fantasy football were like this dad this is this is not good this is not okay

Speaker 3 what you're doing but i do want to give a shout out um to espn customer service or fantasy football they were very helpful they let me know that i did score negative 10 on that team there was uh like a custom scoring thing if the opposing team scored more than 300 yards got more than 300 yards it was immediately a negative five and uh have you uh have you you thought about getting your family involved in fantasy football?

Speaker 3 Like, bring them into the fold. So that way, or if you get your kids really into watching football, maybe like give them, what's their favorite treat? Or sort of family league.
Let them win that.

Speaker 3 What are your kids? My kids love TikTok. They just love watching TikTok.
Just mindlessly watching TikTok. By the way, I don't know if you guys are on TikTok.

Speaker 3 I just follow you on Instagram and Twitter. Happy birthday, by the way, fellas.
Thank you, sir. Would you guys both happy birthday on the other side? Well, I wanted to ask you about that, actually,

Speaker 3 because you missed Big Cats.

Speaker 3 And there were two tweets, and they seem to be at odds with each other I don't know if both can be true at the same time so I wanted to give you an opportunity to explain which one you actually meant

Speaker 3 the first one was cut Barstall Big Cat out of this pick because today is PFT Cometer Day happy B-Day to the funniest out there and it was a picture of me and you the next day It was the same day.

Speaker 3 Still on your birthday.

Speaker 3 A few hours later, cut PFT Cometer out of this pic because yesterday was Barstall Big Cat's birthday and it's his day. Love you, cat.
You remain the funniest. So, who's the funniest?

Speaker 3 Because you said we were both the funniest.

Speaker 3 This is unbelievable. Yeah, I mean, you said it.
It is unbelievable. This is like being at my couple's therapist.
This is like,

Speaker 3 um, you guys are both the funniest. I think of you as one.
Okay. Okay.
Now, in my defense, um,

Speaker 3 um,

Speaker 3 you're, you You guys have been traveling

Speaker 3 all over the country, taking road trips. Your podcast, I didn't hear that it was Kat's birthday until

Speaker 3 you taped it right. It was

Speaker 3 on your birthday. So we did start with happy birthday.
Yeah, so I heard.

Speaker 3 No, we started with happy birthday to you because it was your birthday that we were that it was airing on. Your birthday happened during the episode.
Monday. Yes, it happened during the episode.

Speaker 3 It was your birthday actually on the episode. On the the episode.
At the start, when we were recording it. I listen like everyone else.
I'm just like everybody else. I'm a regular Joe.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 3 I don't get early PMT episodes.

Speaker 3 And I mean, if you guys want to send me. I'm going to be a much more positive version of Billy when it comes to exploring.
If you guys want to send me rough cuts, I mean, I'm all for that.

Speaker 3 Yeah, we should agree. I think next year, well, I think next year, so we'll, I don't think there'll be any confusion next year.

Speaker 3 Well, actually, no, there will be because my birthday will be on a Monday and PFTs will be on a Tuesday. So that will be a little

Speaker 3 I will say you guys are in my calendars now, so it's going to pop up as like

Speaker 3 beautiful. What's your birthday? Oh, happy early birthday, buddy.
Oh, yeah. My birthday's February 17th.
Oh, happy birthday. Happy birthday.

Speaker 3 You are the funniest. Yeah,

Speaker 3 I have a tradition on my birthday.

Speaker 3 Funniest guest we ever. You are.
You are.

Speaker 3 I have a tradition on my birthday.

Speaker 3 My wife hates pork ribs, baby back ribs, and I love them. And

Speaker 3 I make my whole family go to a barbecue place, and we all eat ribs, and I make them all eat ribs. You torture your wife on your birthday.
I don't torture my wife. It's just like it's my day.

Speaker 3 I know,

Speaker 3 you know, a lot of people want extravagant things for their birthdays and I just want some ribs and I want to sit there with my family and enjoy ribs.

Speaker 3 Hopefully we can get with the way that the NFL calendar works, maybe you'll have a Super Bowl birthday and you could have, it's the ultimate torture chamber. Yeah.

Speaker 3 You're basically taking your wife to Guantanamo. Right, right, right.

Speaker 3 It's ribs and Super Bowl Sunday.

Speaker 3 That would be great. You know what? If there's ever a Super Bowl Sunday with you, we'll come in and eat ribs with you.
God, I've been loving your guys' show. It really is the best out there.

Speaker 3 It's so funny to listen to. Your interview with

Speaker 3 Heineken.

Speaker 3 God, that was so funny.

Speaker 3 And it was so funny because last night I was watching that 30 for 30, and all I could think of was Tom Brady not knowing who Heineken was at all when he was going to brag with us.

Speaker 3 It was really making me laugh. By the way, that 30 for 30, I want to talk about it for a second.
Okay. You know,

Speaker 3 we didn't see it, but we know the story. It's the tuck rule 30 for 30.
You know,

Speaker 3 I want to pre-apologize to Hank for this, you know, because I'm going to talk some smack about Tom Brady.

Speaker 3 I didn't watch it with sound, okay? So I watched the 30 for 30, not with sound. I was in a bar slash restaurant, our local bar slash restaurant in Calabasas.
You guys should come out.

Speaker 3 By the way, I offered you guys to come and stay with us.

Speaker 3 Obviously, you're in a hotel. Do you live next to our friend Jared Goff? We've been to Calabasas.
We stayed at his house.

Speaker 3 I didn't know that Jared lived out in Calabasas. He lives behind some big gated community.
He probably lives in Detroit Detroit now. Yeah, I'm in more of the...

Speaker 3 I'm in more of the lower-income area of Calabasa. He lives next to Drake, yeah.
Yeah, no,

Speaker 3 I'm in the lower-income area of California. So

Speaker 3 you don't even sniff a Kardashian?

Speaker 3 I don't live in a gated community, but I did go to Home Depot. We have a gate, a small gate around my house to the dogs.

Speaker 3 Do you have a security guard? Don't have a security guard. So anyone can just drive up to Jerry O'Connell's house? I have a fake, I had to get a camera.

Speaker 3 Someone was stealing our packages, but I didn't want to pay for the wiring, so I have a fake camera.

Speaker 3 I have to change the battery with a light in it. That reminds me, so I was walking, I just took a walk up and down Sunset Boulevard here just to see like the neighborhood.
Yeah, get marijuana's legal.

Speaker 3 You can buy it on here. Oh, yeah, wow, nice.
Hey, he's not a drug guy. Yeah, I don't smoke drugs.

Speaker 3 No, I mean, I'm just saying, if you want to for your friends, if you're going to drive back with Billy and just you guys eating chili and shitting on each other, and you can

Speaker 3 as you guys posted to you guys in there, I was like, those guys, it must smell like skyline shit.

Speaker 3 it didn't smell that bad actually like there were i brought axe body spray so i would just i would hose the the truck down um every now and again but no i want to ask you about about this neighborhood here because i saw all those boxes for star maps like right here's where all the stars live and it's just i guess newspapers or flyers that tell you where celebrities live how that's such a weird thing where they'll just like people come to town and then just drive to a celebrity's house and be like there's a celebrity in there were you ever on a star map I was never on a star map.

Speaker 3 I did live a couple blocks right here from Barstool Central.

Speaker 3 I lived a couple blocks from here because this is like where all the bars are. And

Speaker 3 I didn't want to get like... I wanted to stop at like my fifth DUI.
And so I wanted to start to walk to bars. And this is a great area for that.
There's a lot of bars up and down here.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it's just such a strange concept to me that people would just like sell flyers. Like, here's a map.
Here's where you can go stalk somewhere. It's a little old school.

Speaker 3 I think it's like, I think it's exciting to park. I remember

Speaker 3 the Osbournes lived a couple blocks that way, and you always see the tour bus outside of their house. And I remember thinking, like, that's kind of weird that there's like a tour bus out there.
So,

Speaker 3 crazy. Because a lot of us, like,

Speaker 3 I mean,

Speaker 3 um, I guess you guys, I don't want to say where you live. I know Billy lives in Hoboken.
I don't know if he lives in a house, but if you live in a house, I never lived in a house.

Speaker 3 I grew up in an apartment. So now that I have a house,

Speaker 3 I love to urinate outside. Oh, yeah.
Like there's just something about like, oh, I'm going to go pick up some dog poop. And it's like, you know what? I'm going to piss.
Yeah. And then...
In the mulch?

Speaker 3 You piss in the mulch? Well, I just piss wherever it's like.

Speaker 3 I don't want anyone looking at me because I have like kids and sometimes they have friends at home and I don't want them to be like, I don't want to have to register, you know? Right.

Speaker 3 But

Speaker 3 man, there's something about pissing outside. It is.
One thing I love about Jerry so much. And

Speaker 3 I just wanted to say, and you can't, like, if the tour tour bus is coming outside, you can't be like, oh, God, he's pissing. But that would be funny, too.
Right.

Speaker 3 If you were just the guy, because they would probably stop coming. Right.
It's true. It's also illegal.
Like, you can't just. I think you can pee on your own property.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Do you miss pissing in the snow? Because there's nothing better than that. You know, there's this rib place that I go to for my birthday.

Speaker 3 We've heard of it. In the urinals, they put ice.
Yeah, that's bad. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And then I just piss on that ice. And I'm just like, just look at me.
I'm just melting that ice. We went to this

Speaker 3 February 17th is like. And

Speaker 3 the ice is just like, the ice is just like, ah. There was this brewery that we stopped in in Winslow, Arizona.
And in the bathroom, they had a little soccer goal.

Speaker 3 And you could piss onto the soccer ball and get it to go into the goal. It was like a video game for your dick.
It was amazing.

Speaker 3 JFK has like little flies painted on the bottom of the urinals, which you just.

Speaker 3 Oh, JFK, the

Speaker 3 airport, not the guy. No, the guy.
No.

Speaker 3 The president wanted flies in his toilet. Let me get some.
Wait, I can't even do it.

Speaker 3 Listen, my JMK voice. Let me get some flies.

Speaker 3 That's not just on Damon. Where's Meriden? Is that the

Speaker 3 Dallas?

Speaker 3 Fly in every year. Made him into the Pimpers Farm guy.

Speaker 3 Bring us back to watching this 30 for 30 with no sound. Oh, so I'm watching it.
I'm sitting in this restaurant with my wife, and

Speaker 3 I'm talking to my wife, and

Speaker 3 I looked over her shoulder, and in the bar was the 30 for 30 on. So I couldn't hear it, and they didn't have the closed captioning.
So I was listening to my wife. She was,

Speaker 3 I don't know, talking about something. And

Speaker 3 I was watching it, and he's sitting on a couch with

Speaker 3 Charles Woodson. Charles Woodson.
Yes. And

Speaker 3 they actually pull a football out.

Speaker 3 And you can see they're talking about the tuck roll because that's all we're thinking about. It's a tuck rule.
Now, I am a Jets fan. What's up, Billy? See it rough and rowdy?

Speaker 3 Man, that would be a fun rough and rowdy, wouldn't it?

Speaker 3 Billy,

Speaker 3 could you find the anger inside of you to come at me? I don't think he has that.

Speaker 3 There's no way.

Speaker 3 His fists are no longer lethal weapons.

Speaker 3 That was so fun. I love you, Billy.
I really do.

Speaker 3 So funny. Endless entertainment.

Speaker 3 But I was watching over her shoulder, and Tom Brady, here's a guy who has

Speaker 3 everything. I mean, he really does have everything.
And I'm even looking at him, and he just, he looks amazing. And

Speaker 3 just. No work done and not that i can see he's natty yeah um

Speaker 3 he just looks great and the whole 30 for 30 is so well produced and it's him looking out at the tampa bay you know faithful to the bay and um

Speaker 3 he um

Speaker 3 he's got a football out and you can see he's arguing with charles woodson like no it's i threw it down i threw it down i threw it down and charles woodson is just like knocking the ball out of his hand and brady's like defending himself and i was like here's a guy who has everything Like, why wouldn't he just say, hey, Charles, you know what?

Speaker 3 You're right. It was a crap call, man.
It was, I'm not sure that we deserve that. That we got lucky there.
You're absolutely like, give the satisfaction to someone else.

Speaker 3 Now, listen, I don't know what was said because I was watching over my wife's shoulder and I was having to listen to my wife. There was a complaint about something.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you can see how the conversation. But I could see he was being defensive and talking with his hat.
This is an origin story. Like, that play,

Speaker 3 I think I saw on Twitter because I didn't watch it, but someone said that, you know, he said that if he, if that play gets called differently, he's probably the backup the next year.

Speaker 3 No, his origin story is Drew Bloodso, and like there's been a lot of victories since then. Man, I do have to say, I'm not a Tom Brady hater, obviously.

Speaker 3 Listen, I'm hoping he moves to next to Jared Goff in the gated community on

Speaker 3 while I'm outside of the gates. I would still love to see him at the drive-thru or something.
Like, how fun would that be? But he sees you pissing.

Speaker 3 That would be so weird. Think about that.
Isn't it crazy?

Speaker 3 He's with my kids, and I'm just like,

Speaker 3 oh, God.

Speaker 3 Trying to play. Or we go to the same rib joint, and I'm trying to play soccer.

Speaker 3 I got a goal.

Speaker 3 I got a goal.

Speaker 3 Look at me. Tom Brady does not eat ribs.
See, that's not on the authorized food list. He might eat the ice and the urinals.

Speaker 3 You know who actually, the real origin story of Tom Brady? It's Mo Lewis. Yeah.
Mo Lewis created Tom Brady, the Jets linebacker. He knocked Drew Bledsoe out of that game, almost killed him, actually.

Speaker 3 And then they didn't know what they had in Tom Brady. He was a big question mark.
He comes in and then just proceeds. I was watching that game for

Speaker 3 20 years. I think it was Monday Night Football.
I don't remember. Look it up.
I remember watching it. Let's see.

Speaker 3 Two quarters or full game?

Speaker 3 Back then I was watching a full game.

Speaker 3 Jerry watched the two quarters that weren't, you know, that didn't have true buttons getting knocked out.

Speaker 3 I have some. Oh, I did start playing Daily Fantasy, which I never did.
Oh, Sunday night. It was a Sunday night football game.

Speaker 3 I think that's going to count. I think that counts.
I did start playing Daily Fantasy.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 3 I'm really into it. You know, I do have to tell you, there is a little bit of a problem.
You know, if you do have like gambling, if you do have addiction issues at all, and we all do,

Speaker 3 worried about you and the vapes there.

Speaker 3 100 gamblers. I literally was just checking my person for my vape.

Speaker 3 You said 100 gamblers.

Speaker 3 But.

Speaker 3 You know, the daily stuff can be a little bit of like a...

Speaker 3 You know what's so funny is you enter a... Oh, there we go.

Speaker 3 It's a red. I got a red light light on here.
I've sucked it too much.

Speaker 3 You know, you enter a contest with, let's say, 300 people for

Speaker 3 five bucks, and Austin Eckler scores a touchdown, and you're winning a million dollars, you know, and they show you winning a million dollars. And like, you're looking around your house like,

Speaker 3 I'm going to get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 3 See ya. I'm going to leave these people and just watch football Thursday nights and Sundays and Saturdays.
They have it on Saturday nights too. Yeah.
Tuesday nights sometimes. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 3 then you like turn your phone off and you're like, I won. That's it.
I did it. I beat the system.

Speaker 3 And then you turn your phone back on and like out of 367 players, you're 366. Right.
Some guy has like every player on one team and that team scores 50%. So it's a little addictive.

Speaker 3 Like the addict in you, like it,

Speaker 3 it hits that, it hits that g spot in your brain you know it sure does so so wait so it's like um

Speaker 3 you know you just like you guys are too young but if you go to the doctor and they like check you for stuff and fingers go places and you're like whoa whoa whoa and like It's exciting.

Speaker 3 It's just like, oh, there it is again. There's that feeling.

Speaker 3 And then you try and like keep that feeling inside, but

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Speaker 3 This is interesting to me because I did want to talk to you about our fantasy football team. We put Jerry, we installed him as the GM

Speaker 3 of our fantasy football team this year in CJ McCollum's High Roller League.

Speaker 3 It's kind of concerning me, though, that you also have started to play daily fan. It almost seems like maybe you've got too many irons in the fire, not really focusing in on one thing.

Speaker 3 How many is that you're doing? It's also interesting that Jerry is addicted to playing fantasy football, despite the fact that he's... objectively not very good at it, like a fisherman who can't swim.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 3 You gotta, it's not how hard. It's hard to fall down.
No, it's not too harsh. No, it's about.

Speaker 3 We're doing an an open, honest conversation.

Speaker 3 No, we have to be honest. We're close.
You guys are, I said it. You guys are the funniest.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 3 we have to be honest with each other.

Speaker 3 I mean, I guess there is an element of broke back. I can't quit you, you know.

Speaker 3 And I don't mean you. I mean

Speaker 3 fantasy.

Speaker 3 But you just got to keep getting back up. I want to say in my defense of your league, you guys sent me numerous passwords to accounts that none of them work.
Okay, all right.

Speaker 3 And then I finally got in there, and then I couldn't draft because

Speaker 3 you were the manager of the team. We had some drafts.
So we auto-drafted. And for someone who auto-drafted, I did pretty well.
I think I came in. When did we finish? Seventh.
Oh,

Speaker 3 I think seventh out of, or no, we went seven and seven. I think we finished sixth out of twelve.
Oh, that's, I mean, that's

Speaker 3 working with auto-draft.

Speaker 3 And by the way, I'm pretty sure you auto-drafted Gus Edwards two days after he was gone. Yes, okay.

Speaker 3 All right, so I'm currently going through the text messages that Jerry and I had back and forth

Speaker 3 on the day of the draft.

Speaker 3 It was a shit show to put it in. By the way, it's intense, too.
I want to tell you something else. On the day of the draft, I'm with my two children.

Speaker 3 We're going to a volleyball tournament that they're going to lose terribly in. I'm carpooling children.
I have to drop them off, get to a FedEx Kinko's, and log on. Okay.

Speaker 3 Why could you do it from your phone? Because I use a site, a cheat sheet site that helps me get in there, and I can't do it. I need a desktop, and I need to put my credit card in at a FedEx Kinko's.

Speaker 3 Listen, no fault of FedEx Kinko's. Shout out to them.
Yep.

Speaker 3 But like I had to drop them off and I had to drop them off a mile away from their meet to drive back to the FedEx Kinko's. Six girls had to walk down a highway because of these texts.
Go ahead.

Speaker 3 Okay, I'm going to read some of them here because we were going back and forth. I was trying to get him the password, the correct login, and then he's...
No, no, don't brush over that shit. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 I shouldn't have lost my temper. Don't just gloss over that.
I need a password to get

Speaker 3 a password, and the passwords weren't matching up. It was, it was a shit show.
And then you said, there are no leagues in your email. Two leagues in the email.
You just sent both drafting on 9-8.

Speaker 3 Commenter, is this a joke? I don't get it. I signed into the email, no leagues.
Is this a Mount Rushmore?

Speaker 3 Commenter, no email. If it's a joke, I guess it's funny.
Like a fake league? Ha! Never heard of that one, but I love humor.

Speaker 3 And this goes on for about

Speaker 3 two more hours trying to figure out how to let Jerry in to draft it. So this is your fault, PFT.
It was partially my fault. I mean, I think that's...
I was also struggling at the time. Yes.

Speaker 3 Well, mind you, I'm driving six lives, six minor lives, minors. Yeah.
And texting you at the same time.

Speaker 3 I was struggling to get in on my end as well. I was very confused about what was happening.

Speaker 3 But I can see why you thought that we were pulling an all-time price on you. I didn't know that we finished six out of 12.
I actually commend you.

Speaker 3 I think that's an incredible performance, knowing that we auto-drafted. I tried my best.
I'm sorry we didn't come into any money. I'm sorry we didn't come into any money.

Speaker 3 Oh, Tom Brady. Hank, Tom Brady was our quarterback.
Oh, he was. How many leagues are you in?

Speaker 3 Oh, man.

Speaker 3 This is such a, I really did it. I'm so excited about this.

Speaker 3 My first league ever that I was in,

Speaker 3 it was a Yahoo league.

Speaker 3 Don't know about their customer service. I've never called them, but

Speaker 3 I,

Speaker 3 you know, I don't even care if they hear it. It's just with a bunch of

Speaker 3 like

Speaker 3 I look in this room and you guys could have played football, you know, like you're like, you could have, you, you're like sparking nerds. You're athletic, you're athletic adjacent.

Speaker 3 You know what I'm saying? That's that's actually very true. You know, and um

Speaker 3 and you know something about the NFL.

Speaker 3 Um

Speaker 3 Your fastest two minutes is hilarious, by the way. It's great.

Speaker 3 I'm in a league and have been. It was my first league ever with a group of people who know nothing about the NFL.
They are,

Speaker 3 I mean, this is how old I am.

Speaker 3 They're like dot-com people. They're like...
Any famous people? No one famous. Okay, just marks.

Speaker 3 Well, you would think that, but they know nothing.

Speaker 3 You would think I would win every year, but it is a 14-team league, and

Speaker 3 I just come in last, close to last place every year. And then what it is.
It sounds like they do know something about

Speaker 3 they might know something about spreadsheets. Well, that's what it is.

Speaker 3 There's a guy, I don't want to say his name, but he calls me up, and whenever he beats me, which is like twice a year, he's always like, I got you. You're my bitch now.

Speaker 3 And this is someone,

Speaker 3 like,

Speaker 3 I don't want to like, like, choose violence, but this is someone I could probably kill with my bare hand. I could, could, like, and I'm not like Steven Seagal.

Speaker 3 I'm not like one of these actors, like Jeremy Statham. Like, I'm I'm not like,

Speaker 3 I'm not a kung fu person, you know, right?

Speaker 3 But if I, like, I've thought, like, this guy's like calling me up and leaving like real trash talking messages.

Speaker 3 I'm like, I could go to his house right now, and in front of his family,

Speaker 3 I could take his life. I could take his life out with zero to no resistance, nothing.

Speaker 3 And so, anyway, I played him

Speaker 3 this year, and he beat me by, I'm not even kidding, I took a screenshot of it. I'll send it to somebody.
He beat me by 0.05.

Speaker 3 And it was like a Monday night, and I needed,

Speaker 3 oh, God, who's the running back for the Niners?

Speaker 3 Elijah Mitchell? Yeah, Eli Mitchell. Elijah Mitchell.

Speaker 3 I needed like one more run, and he didn't get it. And like immediately my phone rang, and he was like, I got you.

Speaker 3 And I literally, I did it. I blasted out an email to the league and I went, hey, everybody.

Speaker 3 Because I had to take my power back, guys. Right.
I went, everybody, I just lost to Dave by 0.05.

Speaker 3 Here's a screenshot. I'm out.
I'm done with this league. Whoa.
I don't know any of you. I don't see any of you anymore.

Speaker 3 During this pandemic, we don't even draft together anymore. I will probably never see any of you again.
And if you do see me, don't even come up and talk to me. You're all dead to me, all of you.

Speaker 3 And I got to tell you, it felt so good. I was like, I literally, I felt like,

Speaker 3 remember Shawshank when he like crawls through the shit, like the sewer, and he gets out and he's like, I'm free.

Speaker 3 I felt like I crawled through like a, like a sewer. And I just crawled through and I just wrote a long email.
And then like a lot of my friends called and they were like, you weren't being serious.

Speaker 3 And the people in this league are like, you weren't being serious, right, dude? You're coming back, right, man?

Speaker 3 And I was like, no, I'm out. I'm free.
I think that's a very healthy thing.

Speaker 3 I think that's great. Because also, Jerry, you have to think about it from the perspective of everybody else that was in that league.
Every time they play, you're like the Chiefs.

Speaker 3 You get everybody's best shot every week. Everyone prepares for you.
They're like, you know what? I'm going to take out the kid from Stand By Me this week.

Speaker 3 He's going down. And then they get to brag about it later.
You emancipated yourself. I love this.
So freeing. So freeing.
But I'm sorry we didn't do better in our league.

Speaker 3 That was a question, by the way, of how many leagues are you in? Oh, I'm in,

Speaker 3 so right now, currently, I'm in a work league. I do another funny thing with daily fantasy, which is I think the way to bet daily fantasy is I have a boss who loves fantasy football.
And

Speaker 3 I go head-to-head with her every week in daily, which is fun because it increases your chances. It's basically a 50-50 shot of running, you know? And I think that's the way to do daily fantasy.

Speaker 3 And it's funny, in one of my leagues, I was like, I wonder if we could do a league because I just hate like getting stuck with with a Gus Edwards.

Speaker 3 It's just like, oh my goodness, like you're just done, like a Derrick Henry. You're riding high, and then it's over.
It's over. Like in that league, it auto-drafted Christian McCaffrey.
And then

Speaker 3 like somebody else has chubba hubba, and like, that's it. We're out, you know? I mean,

Speaker 3 you're done. To your credit, you were a very active manager.
You were, you were active on the waiver wire. You were doing trades.
You eventually did get Hubbard on the team. Like,

Speaker 3 you do micromanage the team, and you care about it, which I appreciate. Well, you know what?

Speaker 3 I was representing you guys. I take that seriously.
You guys are the funniest,

Speaker 3 both of you.

Speaker 3 And,

Speaker 3 you know, Caddy,

Speaker 3 I love you guys.

Speaker 3 I wanted to represent. So

Speaker 3 I wanted to ask you about this season because we are,

Speaker 3 we're not.

Speaker 3 I'm officially going to say it. We're going to bring you back for year two as managing team.
Now,

Speaker 3 we think that you can get it right. The franchise is heading in the right direction.
Well, let's. What do you have here? This is such an honor.
I just have a crip sheet of stuff, rules.

Speaker 3 I mean, last time I was on, I gave you rules as to who you can and can't draft. So we have an updated version.
It's an updated version after this. It's a 3.0, actually.

Speaker 3 Oh, I have a couple questions on here. First of all,

Speaker 3 this is kind of an important question.

Speaker 3 How do Roman swipes work? Okay, so it's really easy.

Speaker 3 Because I got to say...

Speaker 3 And I haven't tried them yet, so I don't want to talk about, like, speak weird about sponsors, but do you wipe your butt with it? No.

Speaker 3 Well, no, no, no, no, you're thinking of dude wipes. Big cat, we there are, I think that you probably could wipe your butt with it, but if you did,

Speaker 3 I don't know medically if you we're not doctors, but we I have listened to a couple Joe Rogan podcasts, so I have a

Speaker 3 remedial understanding of science.

Speaker 3 Let's not get this episode pulled. I want to yeah, have you ever seen Planet of the Apes, Jerry?

Speaker 3 I'm just curious. I've seen a lot, I've seen all of them, yeah.

Speaker 3 I like the original one better.

Speaker 3 Don't put Roman swipes in your butt. Okay, I haven't tried them, but you do make it sound

Speaker 3 intriguing. You don't strike me as a guy that comes too fast.

Speaker 3 I'm just going to say that.

Speaker 3 You got. I don't know.
You got a confidence to you.

Speaker 3 You know, we're being very open and honest here. Yeah.

Speaker 3 You know, when you get to a point,

Speaker 3 your kid is younger. Our kids are older, so they're everywhere.

Speaker 3 They're everywhere. So when

Speaker 3 sexy time does happen,

Speaker 3 it's so

Speaker 3 infrequent.

Speaker 3 It's so rare that

Speaker 3 a lot of times, like any sort of control or

Speaker 3 like

Speaker 3 sensuality is just, it's gone. So I was interested in some of your...
Yes, you should Roman swipe. Right.
But not on the butt, not on the

Speaker 3 maybe every day, just in case that day is the day. It's also like efficiency is the name of the game, I would imagine for you.
Like, there's a very small window that you have to hit as a father.

Speaker 3 Some privacy, 30 seconds. It's actually genetically and evolutionary speak.
I think it's better to be a premature ejaculator because you get to like pregnancy, pregnancy, pregnancy.

Speaker 3 Right, but when you're in like a relationship, you want everyone to be satisfied, you know? And typically if you're lasting five, six seconds, that's not satisfying to me. Usually not.
Usually not.

Speaker 3 As a Rick Petino about that, we don't make those jokes.

Speaker 3 We don't make those jokes.

Speaker 3 3.0. I think this is 3.0 on rules.
You've done it twice before. I think this is your updated 3.0 rules.

Speaker 3 Falcons, only Falcons are Bs, nothing else. Okay.

Speaker 3 That's very confusing to me right off the bat because the Falcons, they seem like they've got

Speaker 3 a different running back every single single week. Right.

Speaker 3 But Cordell was a magic, like some secret sauce for me. Oh, you're counting him as a running.
Okay, all right. That makes sense.
Okay.

Speaker 3 Mike.

Speaker 3 Kyle Pitts is good, Jerry. I know, but I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 You have to.

Speaker 3 I also have like a vibe about what teams I can watch. And this last season.
Watching the Falcons air attack,

Speaker 3 it's too depressing. Like, you know what it is?

Speaker 3 It's also, it's like, I forget what the name of it, but when you go to your house and you take out things that don't bring you joy, there's like, it's like not faux shui.

Speaker 3 But it's like with fantasy, like,

Speaker 3 no offense, but like watching, yeah, watching, and you know, I'm like the biggest Browns defender here, but for some reason, watching Browns games this season, it, it like depressed me.

Speaker 3 It was a slog, yeah. It was, and it didn't bring me happiness.
And I got to watch teams that bring me happiness, you know? Okay. Um,

Speaker 3 Carolina Panthers,

Speaker 3 nothing. Yep.
Gone. Can't touch it.
I like that. So Chris McCaffrey officially dead to you now.
He is dead to me. You know what's so funny?

Speaker 3 When I auto-drafted him because you would not give me the password

Speaker 3 because I thought it was a prank, but it wasn't.

Speaker 3 You're still the funniest.

Speaker 3 But

Speaker 3 I said to myself, he's going to get injured. And I should have picked up Chubba Hubbard, but you know what? I mean,

Speaker 3 I don't even think Chubba Hubbard was the, on our lads, I don't even think he was the RB2. No, he wasn't very good.
It was, so never Carolina Panthers.

Speaker 3 Caddy's Bears are dead to me. Bad.
Yeah. Bad, that's smart.
Their defense did get me through a few bye weeks, but they're dead to me. And you know what? I was really bummed out with Justin Fields.

Speaker 3 That was a bummer. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, the Bears don't really play offense, so...

Speaker 3 That's smart. I feel like the Bears' defense, though, is good for at least a couple games a year when they're matched up against a really bad team that they play infrequently.
They are.

Speaker 3 They score points. This is purely fantasy stuff, and they do score points, but they just had a gross season.
Remember that terrible Monday night game? It was a nightmare. Which one?

Speaker 3 The Cowboys are depressing to watch now. I cannot watch them.
They have some bad,

Speaker 3 it's a bad vibe on them. It is.
They need to sage that place. They have everything that you would need on offense, but something doesn't work.
They need to sage it.

Speaker 3 Lions sadness.

Speaker 3 I mean, it's just sadness, you know, and you just have to, to, it's like muting people on social media. It's like, I got to get them out of me.

Speaker 3 I like that. Blocking teams because you only get, you get the two quarters a week.
You can't afford to waste those.

Speaker 3 It's got to be someone that brings me happiness. There were a couple games that were exciting, but yeah.

Speaker 3 No Saints, unless you can use their tight end as a quarterback.

Speaker 3 Unless you can put that quarterback in the TE slot and then lock it in and then have your whole league call you up and complain to you and you just ignore all their emails. That's a genius move.

Speaker 3 That's pretty good because they can't change that once it's locked in. I like the fact that you are the Frank Abignale from Catch Me If You Can of fantasy leagues.

Speaker 3 You just, you find, you find all the loopholes and it's not cheating, it's locked in. And then, after the fact, you're like, okay, we need to change something

Speaker 3 and update our rules because Jerry has figured out a way to get around them.

Speaker 3 No Giants, no more Giants. Giants are done.
Yep. I mean, that's, yeah, very nice.

Speaker 3 Who's there, WR? Like, Roger Sterling? Like, who are are we, what are we doing? It's just not happening. I think he was a madman, wasn't he? Oh, you know what? Packers.

Speaker 3 Packers. Sterling.
Sterling Sharp. Sterling Shepherd.

Speaker 3 I said Roger Sterling. Roger Sterling.

Speaker 3 Packers.

Speaker 3 Packers are okay. No Packers running backs because I played someone this season who had started Dylan, and I was like, they need 30 points.
I'm fine.

Speaker 3 And that was the game where Aaron Jones went out and Dylan had like three touchdowns. So I get sickened by their running backs.
But

Speaker 3 in a bye week, in a pinch, I do like Alan Lazard. Yeah.
Because his name is like Laser. It's just a cool name.
It is fun to say. It's more fun when he scores a touchdown.
It is.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 3 Rams,

Speaker 3 I got to tell you, I know a lot of people are feeling the Rams fever here

Speaker 3 in Los Angeles. Are they?

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah. When I came to work that Monday, everyone was in Rams gear.
Really? These people aren't Rams fans. I got to tell you, it's why I also can't be, I'm sorry to upset everyone.

Speaker 3 It's why I can't be a Lakers fan. I moved to L.A.
and all like my agents were like, Lakers, man, Lakers.

Speaker 3 And I can't do it. I just can't do it.
I can't,

Speaker 3 I can't make believe I'm into the Rams. Have we ever asked you how you became a Chargers fan? Yeah.
I moved to Los Angeles in the late 90s.

Speaker 3 Things were looking up for the Chargers. They just drafted Ryan Leaf.

Speaker 3 Ryan Leaf and I,

Speaker 3 I can find this, did a Maxim Magazine shoot. Really? Yeah, because I was just in Jerry Maguire.
I had played Frank Cushman. Yep.
And Ryan Leaf was the number one in the number two in the pick.

Speaker 3 Peyton Manning went number one, right? Yep. And we did a spread in Maxim Magazine.
That's right. And,

Speaker 3 you know, it was the only pro team in L.A. when I moved here.
The Raiders had left, and I went to one XFL game.

Speaker 3 And I was like, you know, no offense to Vince McMahon. He's a great businessman, but I went to that XFL game game and I was like, I can't get into this.
This isn't, I mean, he, I know he,

Speaker 3 he hate me for saying that, but uh, I just wasn't uh into it. The Chargers were fun then, too.
Like, that was a objectively like it was really fun driving,

Speaker 3 but you know what? I was like, I was single, I would drive down to San Diego, I'd make it a weekend, and you know what? Chargers fans

Speaker 3 are like the yacht rock of fans.

Speaker 3 You go to that stadium, no one's in, like, boots, like ready to fight. No one's like, it's like everyone's in flip-flops, everyone's high.

Speaker 3 Like, it's like a party. It's literally, it's the yacht rock of NFL teams.
It's such a pleasant experience, Charger Sands. And

Speaker 3 it's just like, it's like a Michael McDonald's song. It's just like, it's smooth, man.
It's smooth. Did you go to any games this year? Yeah.
Oh, hell yeah. Yeah.
Went to Raiders. That was all four.

Speaker 3 I went all four quarters.

Speaker 3 I went. That'd be funny if your wife made you do this.

Speaker 3 with my wife.

Speaker 3 I went with her. And

Speaker 3 I asked her if she thought Justin Herberts was hot.

Speaker 3 And she was like, yeah, I see it. I see it.
But she wasn't, it wasn't like I was expecting her to be like, I wanted her to like,

Speaker 3 it's funny. I asked her if Joe Burrow was hot.
And she was like, yeah,

Speaker 3 I see it. Like, I think she's more into Joe Burrow than she is into Justin Herbert.

Speaker 3 Are you offended by that? You wanted her to think that Justin Herbert was like, well, he's kind of my quarterback. He's, you know, he's like my quarterback.

Speaker 3 I wanted her to be like, oh, that guy's everything. You know, like you, like, much like Hank and like his, like, you could just tell how hard he gets whenever he talks about Tom Brady, you know?

Speaker 3 Yeah, you, you derive some of your self-confidence on your quarterback. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And,

Speaker 3 but

Speaker 3 I do like the Churchers. I like them as an organization, too.
Unlike our Jets, Billy, I'm sorry. They try.
They're trying. They're trying hard.
That run defense is the worst, but they're trying. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And we like Brandon Staley. Okay, so.

Speaker 3 Eagles, nobody except Jalen's sort of fun to watch.

Speaker 3 Do not draft Miles Sanders. I did that or their running game at all.

Speaker 3 That's like the only thing they do. Niners, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 I know he dabbed on your birthday, but nothing with the Niners. What about Debo? Seahawks, wide receivers.
I just...

Speaker 3 There's something a little depressing about the Niners these days. Really? Yeah,

Speaker 3 I get a weird vibe with them.

Speaker 3 And, you know, you guys talking about...

Speaker 3 Well, you guys talking about Shanahan um uh and the back end of games too sort of really uh

Speaker 3 you know if you're playing a player you want them you want their team to win like you want them to win it was there's a weirdness going on there um the commies nobody no one on the commies no you know what and i'm so bummed out because i used to always have a um a thing where i'd have to have a tight end from the commies on my team and this is like cooley um vernon davis uh

Speaker 3 reed jordan reed man davis for a while too yeah we've had had some good tight ends on the commies. I used to always have a commie tight end, but I don't even want a commie tight end.

Speaker 3 Ravens, I get a weird vibe off of that team now.

Speaker 3 The vibes are off. Yeah, the vibes are off.
I just don't want to draft anybody there.

Speaker 3 Seahawk wide receivers, nobody else. Definitely not their running game.

Speaker 3 This is my favorite because there will be someone who's listening to this who will tweet us and be like, so I've crunched the numbers and Jerry has basically boxed himself into being able to draft like 14 people.

Speaker 3 Texans gone. Colts, no Colts.
I don't care even if Jonathan Taylor's about Jonathan Taylor? Yeah, I'm sorry. I just can't do it.
Bad about him. It's bad about it.
I get weird at it.

Speaker 3 It's just because you spores too much?

Speaker 3 Definitely no Broncos. Spent all my

Speaker 3 free agent money on Tim Patrick after Jerry Judy got injured, and I thought that was it. I think I spent all of our money in our league, and

Speaker 3 Broncos are dead to me. It's over.

Speaker 3 Browns, a little weird. Maybe if Chubb is available in like a third round.
Raiders are fun. Any Raider.
Okay. Any Raider.
There we go. I noticed that.
You picked up Hunter.

Speaker 3 I think you traded for Hunter Renfro. Like, you gave up a King's Ransom.
Yeah, but it was fun, man. Yeah, it was fun.
Watching Renfro,

Speaker 3 my concern with Hunter Renfro is he, whenever he gets tackled, he really gets tackled. Like, he gets hit harder than anybody in the league for some reason.
I don't know what.

Speaker 3 Maybe they're just like teeing off on him. I'm not sure.
He's just not cupping it. He's not able to evade those.
I don't know. He just gets lit up.

Speaker 3 Never any Patriots.

Speaker 3 not at all i started mac jones when he had that monster 17 yard game this season we were at that game and i mean that's it like honestly the franchise is dead to me like even watching that 30 for 30 over my wife's shoulder last night when my wife was yammering on i

Speaker 3 i was like god mac jones scored had 17 yards this season what a i don't feel like

Speaker 3 that's that's a game where you would be forgiven for just giving the death penalty to the entire team because if you started mac jones i'm not here to judge why you started Mac Jones in that game, but

Speaker 3 if you're watching that and let's just say you need 10 points out of Mac Jones in that Monday night game, and then the first half ends and he hasn't attempted a pass,

Speaker 3 that's an all-time, like, fuck you, you're dead to me forever moment. Absolutely.
Absolutely. It's a nightmare.

Speaker 3 Bengals, all Bengals are okay. So much fun to watch.
I was a little late getting on that train, but I did draft T. Higgins in our draft, so that was like, he was, it was, what a fun train to get on.

Speaker 3 And any Arizona Cardinal. Loved him.
Huh. Even Kyler, even though he's got bad vibes.

Speaker 3 Kyler, I never said the Cardinals have bad vibes. But Kyler has

Speaker 3 an individual. He has bad body language.
Oh,

Speaker 3 no. He liked me on Twitter.
Oh, he unfollowed the Cardinals.

Speaker 3 I didn't know the personal

Speaker 3 stuff.

Speaker 3 He unfollowed the Arizona Cardinals. Yes, I was going to say that.
I didn't know the personal stuff. The last I checked it was Alvin Kamara got arrested.
But,

Speaker 3 I mean, the biggest shocking thing, what was Alvin Kamara doing at the Pro Bowl? He was in the Pro Bowl? He got arrested after the Pro Bowl.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I know, but like, I had Alvin Kamara in a league, and how did he get to the Pro Bowl? Well, Mac Jones also made a Pro Bowl in the series. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 Who's watching this garbage?

Speaker 3 Mac Jones, 17 yards. Mac Jones got to the fucking Pro Bowl? Yeah.
As what? Who is making these? He scored like a 70-yard rushing touchdown, did the gritty. Everyone sits out.

Speaker 3 So it's like, basically, if you're like, if you're 10 out of, if you're a top 10 quarterback in the AFC or NFC, which means you're 10 out of 16, you're in the Pro Bowl.

Speaker 3 You have a chance to be in the Pro Bowl.

Speaker 3 I'm sorry, but like, the biggest shocker to me was Alvin Kamara was in the Pro Bowl. Like,

Speaker 3 I'm sorry, you know, I don't know what happened at the nightclub, and there's two sides to every story and everything, but

Speaker 3 crazy.

Speaker 3 Listen, guys, I know you're here in Los Angeles. I actually, I know Hank

Speaker 3 is a bit of a poet and also like loves Tom Brady. You got us a gift.
So I actually, I actually wrote a,

Speaker 3 I'm a poet as well. I read poetry.
I journal and stuff.

Speaker 3 I wrote a poem for Hank. Is it okay about that? Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
You want me to be perfect? Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, let's finish with the poem.
It's perfect. All right.

Speaker 3 This is a poem for Hank.

Speaker 3 Welcome to Los Angeles, boys.

Speaker 3 You flew and drove so very, very far.

Speaker 3 But this is a little ditty for Hank,

Speaker 3 who needs to know Tom Brady has no clue who you are.

Speaker 3 You fellas traveled from the mighty coast of the East through the lowlands and through the highlands.

Speaker 3 But handsome H, thinking Brady knows who you are, is like the girl who accused me of fathering her child on Long Island.

Speaker 3 What happened? Wasn't my kid. Totally delusional, yes.

Speaker 3 We welcome you all to Los Angeles, and we would love to show you how much our city grew.

Speaker 3 But when it comes to handsome Hank, please remember, Tom Brady has no clue.

Speaker 3 We We have many celebrities here in Los Angeles, many a star you will all hobnob and chat. And Hank, if you happen to see Tom Brady, he'll be like, who the fuck is that?

Speaker 3 So let's all enjoy our Super Bowl this week before we get all competitive and gambly.

Speaker 3 But Hank, if you're ever near Tom Brady, he'll be like, get that dude away from my family.

Speaker 3 For this week, we celebrate PMT for entertaining us and helping us win bank.

Speaker 3 But PMT wouldn't be near complete if it wasn't for the delusions of our dear Hank. Oh, that's great.

Speaker 3 Wow.

Speaker 3 Wow, what's the other?

Speaker 3 Sorry, I have another poem. Okay, all right.

Speaker 3 I don't know. I was just feeling it last night.

Speaker 3 Who's this for? I had some pre-workout and I was just going. Hell yeah.
Here we go. This is

Speaker 3 a poem for Billy.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 3 Billy, Billy, Billy.

Speaker 3 The mind of Mangini, the girth of David Wells.

Speaker 3 Billy, Billy, Billy, the only man who travels with 250 pounds of dumbbells.

Speaker 3 Billy, Billy, Billy, such a hard worker, never do you pout.

Speaker 3 Billy, Billy, Billy. Not even when you drive 30 straight hours, zooted on black rifle and pre-workout.

Speaker 3 Billy, Billy, Billy. Welcome to Los Angeles, where I am your host.

Speaker 3 Billy, Billy, Billy, time for some more pre-workout and another incoherent blog post.

Speaker 3 Oh, Billy, Billy, Billy, here, PMT. You're such an important cog.

Speaker 3 Billy, Billy, Billy, what the fuck kind of training do you do with that dog?

Speaker 3 Billy, Billy, Billy. We joke.
You are our big, lovable, hot mess.

Speaker 3 Billy, Billy, Billy.

Speaker 3 T-Y-F-Y-S.

Speaker 3 That's perfect.

Speaker 3 And that is why he's a Mount Rushmore guest. That's perfect.
Jerry O'Connell,

Speaker 3 thank you.

Speaker 3 The best. We love you.

Speaker 3 We love you. We love you.
Thank you. And we'll look forward to sometime in August, we'll do a preview of fantasy football.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 And we'll figure it out this way so we will have the draft set up ahead of time. Yes.
And we'll Twitch it. Maybe.
We'll put it on Twitch. Yes.

Speaker 5 Hey, what's going on there, pal? We saw you at the hockey game on. Do I know you guys? I'm Ryan Whitney.
I got a drink named after me.

Speaker 4 Not a big deal.

Speaker 5 Pink Whitney?

Speaker 5 That's what I thought. See you, fellas.
I invented the thing, you pigeon.

Speaker 3 Pink Whitney for legendary moments. All right.

Speaker 3 Let's wrap up. We went.
We saw Jackass Forever.

Speaker 3 Boys trip. Very good time.
We got a bunch of... Concessions.
It is concessions month and it was an awesome movie. Billy was not high for the record.
Billy was not high.

Speaker 3 Jake, we'll have to get Jake's thoughts. Jake had never seen a

Speaker 3 movie a jackass movie right when you guys had steve on one like two years ago yeah i watched some clips on youtube you were appalled it was it was crazy it was i said it was my first full movie there's one there was one scene in the movie where bam was in it and i like like hit jake and i was like dude that's bam like i can't believe he's there and jake just didn't even yeah he's like okay uh because it was like very like they they didn't like show like they bam was like in the back and i saw him i was like oh oh, I thought you were talking about Bam Autobio, for being honest.

Speaker 3 Oh, my God. I love it, Jake.
I love how pure it is. What'd you think? I want to know your honest thoughts.

Speaker 3 It was cool. I liked just the pace of the movie.

Speaker 3 It's not a plot. It's a little faster.
Do you think it's a plot? No, I mean, it's just cool how they space it up. You're like an alien.
I love this. They do do a great job of mixing in the short.

Speaker 3 I love the short skits. That's like old school jackass, the show, CKY.
Now, Jake, the amount of penises, what did you think? That was crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Wow. I was like, there were a lot of stunts.
I think all of the ones with the balls involved were the worst.

Speaker 3 See, to me, like, jackass, I was thinking about it while I was watching it. I was laughing so hard.
Those guys could make a movie, too. They could keep doing it.
I know they're old.

Speaker 3 There was a couple moments where it was like, oof. Like, there's no spoilers because it's jackass, but...
Johnny Knoxville like going out on a stretcher.

Speaker 3 I was like, oh, God, dude, like, you're old and this is bad. How many concussions you probably have? But

Speaker 3 they are, to me, and I know people will say this is like a sad statement. They're like the peak of like American culture to me.
Like I love everything about them. I think they're so fucking funny.

Speaker 3 It does seem very

Speaker 3 simple. Like guy hits, you know, you know, ball and, you know, guy gets hit in the balls.
Ha, puke. But it's like, it's genius.
Everything about it is genius.

Speaker 3 I think it's, it's not simple because they take sometimes simple concepts, like you said, is like get hit in the balls Yeah everybody laughs but they wrap all these tiny little details around every single sketch that they do where there was one where I think somebody was like getting shot into the water or no it was the um sport the machine gun Kelly on the bike yes with a giant hand slapping them into the water and they still have like the other guys that aren't in that actual contest in the pool wearing like tiny little shark costumes swimming right it's just it's very very funny stuff and their reactions to everything it's just they live in a surreal world And I keep thinking that at one point, somebody's going to get a debilitating injury or worse.

Speaker 3 And it's actually made me realize that life isn't as dangerous sometimes as you think. If these guys are still alive and doing jackass,

Speaker 3 they've put their bodies through everything. They definitely, I would imagine some of them have like PTSD from some of the bear stunt was insane.
That was crazy.

Speaker 3 Who's that? That was Aaron who had to do the bear stunt, and that was that was fucking wild. He got shat on this and he was the star.

Speaker 3 the cup the cup check check was incredible um the silence of the lambs skit was the funniest part of the whole movie I thought to me when they did the snakes in the in the dark room like that's the psychological part of it that's just you just it's it's so funny watching it because they go right to the edge always where I think everyone trusts everyone and they know that like okay we're gonna keep it to a point where we're never like super super like really fucked up we could die this kind of stuff stuff but it's always right on the edge where you're like holy shit like this is bad this could be really bad and they somehow find that line and get right up to it the the penises part didn't shock me the amount of buttholes in this movie shock

Speaker 3 there was a lot of buttholes i think it's all funny i know i know yeah

Speaker 3 like people will be like oh you're like you think like that's so lame that like oh a guy hit getting hit in the balls like that shit is funny to me i actually thought the only complaint i had of the entire movie was not enough puke yeah like there was not enough puke.

Speaker 3 Well, I needed more puke. They had that one cameraman that almost shows up all the time.
He always does.

Speaker 3 And he's got the mask. He was leaving his mask on while he was almost puking in tears.

Speaker 3 And I still, to this day, like watching this just reaffirms the fact that I think that you could take Jackass, you could show it to ISIS, and they would laugh their balls off. Yes.

Speaker 3 It would actually bring the world together. If we could just have a set-aside two hours where everybody in the world sits down and watch Jackass and we'd be like, you know what?

Speaker 3 We got a lot more in common than maybe we thought. ISIS salon.
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 isis boulevard yeah the um the one thing that made me like i think those guys i think the new guys um poopies he that guy looked he was like a cross between every callie skater and dave england who's still around for the jackass crew like his look felt like he had been there forever and i feel like they They could keep doing these movies with like Knoxville not doing as many stunts, but like some of these newer guys, like

Speaker 3 the guy and his dad were hilarious. It was passing the torch.
That's what this movie was. No, it was.
I watched it. I was like, there's they got another big fat guy.
Yeah, so sneaky.

Speaker 3 Sneaky, my favorite guy in it was the newcomer Zach, who

Speaker 3 I thought, I was pretty sure that was Stav from Cometown the entire time.

Speaker 3 That's really mean. No, I mean, it was the guy was hilarious.

Speaker 3 That's what you meant. Yeah, he was just no, just a sense of humor.
I don't know what Sav looks like. He just reminded me, and they share a commonality, like a similar brain.

Speaker 3 But yeah, it was a great movie. I laughed really, really hard.
I can't wait to re-watch it. Like, that's the other part.

Speaker 3 I've seen all the jackasses a million times, and I really hope that they find a way to keep making the movies.

Speaker 3 Maybe it's not all the same guys, because there is a point, like even when Steve-O when Knoxville

Speaker 3 had the

Speaker 3 machine that shot the ball at him coming out of the shitter, and like he probably got a little bit of a concussion. That actually was the one that made me think that too.

Speaker 3 That when you said the Knoxville concussion thing, I was like, Steve-O getting hit in the head for no reason. Like, yeah, you should probably be fucking careful.

Speaker 3 It was like, that was definitely a minor concussion.

Speaker 3 Like, some of these guys probably should stop, but like, or find a role like Pontius, who, like, Pontius has found a perfect role where he just has really great one-liners and then whips his cock out every few scenes.

Speaker 3 And, like, he doesn't really ever do any of the crazy shit. There's nothing that puts his life in check.
Right, ever. Right.
So it's like

Speaker 3 finding that where it's like, some of the older guys maybe do some of that, and then the younger guys take take more of the risks i hope they keep doing it forever because knoxville's a genius like whatever it is and it's obviously partly because he does a lot of the up like you could see it even when he got when he went to the hospital they're like that's that's why he's the captain because like you got run over by a bull yeah yeah it would be almost the exact same situation that he was in at the start of jackass yeah guys by that bullet it mirrored it perfectly my actually my favorite part of the movie was when Preston was dressed up in the latex outfit.

Speaker 3 Yeah. And

Speaker 3 they were getting ready to film a scene. This is not part of the scene they were doing.
And then he just farted and he goes, oh my god, I shit myself.

Speaker 3 And it's stuff like that. That's like completely...
He's a 51-year-old man.

Speaker 3 And he's dressed up in a silver latex outfit, shitting himself because he farted too hard. And that's what it is.

Speaker 3 And it's fucking funny.

Speaker 3 It's never not going to be funny for me to watch Jackass and to see those guys kicking each other in the nuts and shitting themselves.

Speaker 3 Yeah, because we've said it when we've had Steve-O on and other people when we talk about Jackass, like it's at the the absolute like core of it, it's just like guy friendship.

Speaker 3 Like it's dudes hanging out. Yeah, they do extreme shit, but like who hasn't been hanging out with friends and like, oh, he shit himself or he did this, like, oh, that's hilarious.

Speaker 3 You sit there and you're laughing and crying and like, and you can't stop laughing. And those are the moments that you always remember.
And that's jackass.

Speaker 3 And I, I just, I honestly, I had the biggest smile on my face walking out of theater because I was like, I miss those guys. I love those guys.

Speaker 3 They're like, it sounds sappy, but they're very important to like my happiness. You know what I mean? Like, I've had so many funny moments watching them with my friends, with you guys.

Speaker 3 Like, it's the best. I would say that they're heroes.
Yeah. They are heroes.

Speaker 3 They've given me more hours of laughter than probably anybody. I love them.

Speaker 3 If you monitor how many times you laugh out loud in the funniest comedy you've ever seen versus how much you laugh out loud in jackass, you laugh out. loud way more in jackass.

Speaker 3 It's a great time. I actually was thinking about it when I was watching it.
I was like, I can't, I was trying to do the math.

Speaker 3 I was like, I can't wait for like maybe like 12, 13 years where I can show my son like every single jackass movie, but like, sit down, let's fucking watch this.

Speaker 3 And like, he'll obviously think it's funny because I'm going to make sure that he thinks nutshots are funny. But like, I don't know what age would be appropriate.
8. 10, 12.
12, 13.

Speaker 3 Well, maybe, well, it's like...

Speaker 3 Probably I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a parent, but like maybe it's not appropriate for you to show it to him, but like he, if he sees no, I want to know, but I'm saying like I don't want him to watch it with anyone i want to watch it with i want to sit down and be like watch this and then we like i mean like see how funny that is the guy in the nuts is like the peak of comedy yeah it's like middle old school

Speaker 3 or like or or when when he when uh preston shit in the in the mask and steve opens oh my god i mean that shit yeah all right so i'm looking forward i know that makes me probably a little fucked up but that's okay i hope they keep looking forward to that moment i hope they keep on making jackass until they're in the retirement home yeah but they're still fucking with you they're like lighting each other's oxygen canisters on yeah but they could do they could definitely, I saw it, like watching it.

Speaker 3 I was like, they could do this in five years, they could do another one where just some of the older guys take a little bit less of the risks, and some of the newer guys can do it.

Speaker 3 And I would like to nominate Billy to be part of it if they need a newer guy. Billy just kept every time there was an animal, he's like, oh, fuck.
Well, that's a fucking dad's been a great wild.

Speaker 3 Or is a scorpion? Or was your favorite animal? In the opening scene,

Speaker 3 when they take Chris Pontius's penis out as Godzilla and it's about to get bitten by a turtle, Billy just goes, everyone else is like oh my god oh my god no no and Billy goes

Speaker 3 oh that's an alligator snapping turtle yeah they their psi is like a thousand pounds per inch or something crazy that's exactly what I was thinking yeah but that like if you took out like another turtle it'd be like okay but that was like a danger an alligator snapping turtle a snapping turtle but it anyway it did it could have been any it could have been anything

Speaker 3 Like you could have done it like a you could have just pinched its dick with like right

Speaker 3 but it was a a sick turtle it's a great it was a dangerous turtle that you could take like a finger off

Speaker 3 how do they decide who does which one is it all volunteering well it's like there's definitely some lanes like steve oh is it does a lot of um shit that like with his butt his dick pontius always has his dick out he's a dick out dave england and dave england i feel like gets concussed a lot okay and then the um Aaron also gets really fucked up.

Speaker 3 The guy do the cup checks. Okay.
And then Knoxville does like, like he did.

Speaker 3 Like he's the ringleader and they'll do like one or two big ones there was also used to be a much more of like there was the skaters people that do like the the skating type stuff and then there's like the knoxville people who just do like the stunts the knoxville's and the stevos that's kind of blended now i also this was the first time i felt like like preston dave england and uh the mohawk guy the cup check guy aaron yeah those guys definitely like they're like all right we're gonna give you more money but you have to do way more like they were like

Speaker 3 preston wasn't really in it but yeah they were more prominently featured or who uh the the big guy is that was the new one. That's the new guy.
Zach

Speaker 3 was in it. And then Preston was in the middle of the day, but he wasn't it.
Yeah, Preston wasn't there. Yeah, he was in it.
Yeah, yeah. But yeah, there's you.

Speaker 3 They were very prominently featured more so than ever. Where I was like, all right, they definitely were like, all right, we're going to give you more, but you have to do way more.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah, but that's, and I mean, you should go watch the first one. And Bam, like, that's why when I saw Bam, Bam was,

Speaker 3 he probably was the second most important guy to the whole thing behind Knoxville. So when he crew Knoxville's crew.
Yeah, right.

Speaker 3 So when I saw him, I was like, oh, shit there he is he I think he did filming for like a day or two but yeah um go see it that's awesome Steve O also gets called in to do kind of weirdly acrobatic stuff yeah I think he's like unicycles yeah he would he would fit in very well in like a traveling circus I feel like an animal

Speaker 3 animals Pontius used to do animal shit

Speaker 3 the wild boys were awesome and then Viva LeBam was great man I just love jackass it's the best it really is the best and I can't wait to show it to my son I really did think that I was like there's gonna be a day where I'm like sit down we're gonna watch all of these I think it's it might be more fun if he like discovers it in like a bad way.

Speaker 3 Like he's not supposed to watch it. Well, I know that when we were kids, it was like, don't watch jackass.
So you'd have to like sneak it in. I think it's funny no matter what.

Speaker 3 I mean, he literally, when I FaceTimed my family tonight, the report back was that he watched me fall into the pool like 20 times and laughed every time.

Speaker 3 So that's, that's, I mean, that's a precursor to his sense of humor.

Speaker 3 Like, that really made me feel good. I almost fucking ate shit and broke my skull, but he thought it was funny.
Yeah. So, whatever.
Falling down is funny. I would put

Speaker 3 falling down is in the same category as he hit the nuts. Yes.
More puke, though. I would have liked more puke.
I just, I like puke. When puke happens, I think it's funny.

Speaker 3 My sneaky favorite, funniest part was when they did the

Speaker 3 stunt and they pretended like they were doing a serious interview after. Yeah.
And they're like, what was your favorite jackass? And the guy, Dave England, was just going into a dead series.

Speaker 3 Yeah, how they all

Speaker 3 did Frank. All right, this was my favorite moment that I was on, and he was like instantly going into it.
Like that just cracked me off.

Speaker 3 There must be so many moments behind the scenes when they do stuff like they have to do the interview for the behind the scenes commentary for the DVD where they're just on edge the entire time they're like someone's fucking with me right now yeah it's got to be the most uncomfortable moment ever to ever be on yes um all right that's our show we got an awesome show coming Friday they should win a fucking Oscar yeah They should win a Nobel Peace Prize.

Speaker 3 It's ridiculous that those Hollywood phonies have not given Jackass an Oscar yet.

Speaker 3 It should at least be nominated because the amount of joy that they've given to the world, it kicks the shit out of every every other director and every other comedy group.

Speaker 3 Like, it's insane the work that they put in. They've sacrificed their bodies to make a show.
Just remain come on the show. And it works.
It fucking works.

Speaker 3 They need an Oscar. Give Jackass an Oscar.
Yes, yes, I agree.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 3 We have a great show coming Friday. Super Bowl Week finale.

Speaker 3 We're going to have two Bengals players and a Rams fan, a famous Rams fan.

Speaker 3 Numbers to end the show. 69.
44.

Speaker 3 17.

Speaker 3 What do you got?

Speaker 3 82.

Speaker 3 Jake? 44. Stop farting.

Speaker 3 55.

Speaker 3 Love you guys. Alligator snapping turtles score 158 newtons of bite force.

Speaker 3 Talking away.

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Speaker 3 No, I've been coming for your love, okay.

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