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On today's part of my take, our good friend, I've nominated him for Mount Rushmore of guests, Jerry O'Connell in studio in L.A. for an hour.
We break down all of everything, literally everything that Jerry wants to talk about. He actually came with gifts as well.
A poem that he wrote for Hank and Billy. We're going to catch up with everything that's going on in LA.
We got hot seat, cool throne, and then the boys went and saw a jackass forever tonight. We're going to review that at the end of the show.
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Today is Wednesday, February 9th.

I almost said January, but that's because our time is like traveling.

We're on the West Coast now.

It's fucked me up.

I'll be honest with you.

I can't really get a handle of the time zones.

My apologies to Hank for ever making fun of him for that.

Apology accepted. Oh, there we go.

And it's about 80 degrees out here, too.

Thank you. It also fucks things up.

Hank's got a chip.

Yeah, Hank's definitely got a chip right now. That's fine.

We'll persevere. Hank is bottomless

chips right now. Yeah.
Hey, Chili's.

Yeah, what's up? I mean, never settle.

Always have a chip on your shoulder, right? Oh, okay.

All right, so it's LA, Super Bowl week.

We don't have much to talk about in terms of sports. We're going to do a big preview of the Super Bowl on Friday.
Little spoiler alert, we have two players from the Bengals who are on the Bengals currently who are playing in the Super Bowl on Friday's show. It was a very funny interview.
Very funny interview. I think I've now reached the point of the week where I will be slightly devastated if the Bengals lose.
Okay. Let me ask you this because, again, we will go through the whole game and our actual predictions and we'll go around the room on Friday.
But midweek thought, I keep saying to myself, the Rams are probably better in pretty much every spot but Joe Burrow. And then I say, but Joe Burrow's worth the win.
And that's why I'm like, the Rams feel like if you did it on paper and you just did a guy off, like, all right, the Rams are easily better, but Joe Burrow is Joe Burrow. And something about Joe Burrow and the Spangles team says, like, I don't really care that they have Aaron Donald and Jalen Ramsey and Vaughn Miller and Cooper Cup and all these guys because the other side has Joe Burrow.
It's not even about Joe Burrow for me. I've just reached the point where I'm saying, what if the Bengals just won it all? Yeah.
Big Cat, what if the Bengals won the Super Bowl? Just what if? It's a crazy thought that's not crazy anymore. No.
It was going in, we keep reminding ourselves they were a 10-7 team going into the playoffs

because you get to this point and you're like,

well, they're in the Super Bowl.

They deserve to be in the Super Bowl,

but we didn't think that they were going to be in the Super Bowl

four weeks ago.

It's one game.

They beat the Chiefs twice.

Twice.

What if they did it?

They made Patrick Mahomes.

What if they took Patrick Mahomes' powers?

It's just, yeah, I think that there's something to that. Like like you consume the ability of a team that you beat they resorb them yeah that's what happened i hope he didn't get andy reed's time management yeah that would be bad i'm actually very excited for sean mcveigh to do something very stupid in the super bowl and just be like haha what if he debuts like a new stupid haircut or a stupid beard cut?

He's going to have that thing lined up.

And he's got last Super Bowl in his head because he said it like 700 times.

Well, I mean, it's really a victory to him if they score more than three points.

Yeah, that's true.

That's a good point.

All right, so Super Bowl week, L.A.

It doesn't feel like the Super Bowl is happening here.

No, it doesn't.

I mean, L.A. is – I guess they're kind of trying to pretend that they're Rams town.
They are to a certain extent. There are.
This is the problem. You know what they have? They've got Super Bowl fever.
That's what it is. And I do, I feel bad for like diehard Rams fans.
I actually think there's probably some people that are like, they embraced the Rams when they came out here. You know, maybe even like their parents rooted for the Rams when they were originally in LA.
I've learned've learned through the years, Lakers fans are crazy. They're crazy, crazy, passionate fans.
And then when I came out here for Blackhawks-Kings, what, 2014? I feel like the Kings are like the Rams, where there's a very small, super passionate, really loyal group of fans. It just doesn't consume the city like every other big-time football city.
You know what I mean? There's a group that's very, very into the Rams, and we shouldn't discount them. You know what? I think give the Rams 10 more years, and then there will be a ton of Rams fans because all the kids in this town.
True. It's a big kids community here.
The elementary schools, all the footage that I've been seeing. It's like they've been wearing jerseys to class for the last month.
Yeah. So, they're growing into their fan base right now.
There is an actual football story that I've been monitoring closely. Ooh, do tell.
Because Odell Beckham Jr. looks like he's going to have his first kid in the next couple days.
Whoa. If he does, you know what that means.
He's scoring a touchdown. On Odell Beckham to score a touchdown in the Super Bowl.
Super Bowl MVP. Take a flyer.
Maybe take a flyer. For sure.
So he's not all about the butt. It has to be before the game though, right? Yeah.
Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, it can't be like she's about to go into labor any second.
Right. He's got to be able to score the touchdown and then do the baby rocking dance with the football.

I don't even know if he would do that.

You don't think so?

I think he would still just do some Odell Beckham dance.

He's probably got a Super Bowl dance that he's had in his head for like 10 years.

OB try.

He's like, I can't.

Maybe if he scores twice.

Yeah, the second touchdown goes to his baby.

Yeah.

What if he has twins?

Then we'd have to score three times. Yep.
Yeah, Odell Beckham would score three times more. Plus 125 on the Barstool Sports.
What is it right now? Anytime touchdown. Plus 125.
Ooh. Okay.
That's juicy. I also like, I was looking and I was just playing around.
I like to just play around right now with all the bets. Jamar Chase and Cooper Cup, both to score is plus 250.
I like that. Just throwing that out there.
Just throwing that out there for the people. I'm just saying, what if the Bengals won the Super Bowl? Yes.
Yes. Yes.
It does feel like Team of Destiny vibes, right? I also have just said, I think to you, PFT, we've been driving around. We have some really great interviews that we're going to have in the next couple of weeks.
And I think I've said out loud a few times, I just hope it's a good game. Because you get to the end of the season, and you have one game left,

and you just don't.

I just want to enjoy, really enjoy one more football game.

Last year's Super Bowl was not that great.

I just want one that I can be like, ooh, that was fucking sick.

Yeah, I don't want to let down to go into the offseason.

I want something that I can build off of.

Momentum, yeah.

Momentum going into 2022.

We can build on this.

Speaking of which, Jeff Fisher's back officially.

He had those headshots today.

He looked awesome.

He did look good, yeah.

I hope you off of. Momentum.
Yeah. Momentum going into 2022.
We can build on this. Speaking of which, Jeff Fisher's back officially.
He had those headshots today. He looked awesome.
He did look good, yeah. I think he's got like a snake leather belt kind of thing.
He looked like a regional manager at a hardware store. But like crushes it.
No, like the best hardware store in the world. Right.
Like everyone's like, oh, go to Jeff. That's what I meant.
Yeah, yeah. Like he's got everything that you need.
He's the guy. Yes.
He's the best regional manager. Everyone on his block, he fixes all of their, like everyone's like, oh, go to Jazz.
That's what I meant. Yeah, yeah.
Like, he's got everything that you need. He's the guy.
Yes, he's the best regional manager. He fixes everyone on his block.
He fixes all of their, like, little things around the house. Exactly, yeah.
Yeah. Okay, anything else from L.A., Super Bowl week? Hank, you love it out here.
We love it. It's beautiful weather.
We love it. We love it.
I love it. In-N-Out, you love it.
In-N-Out, there's just, like, In-N-Out, because people have bets around here. So I just grabbed a Lucy In-N-Out burger before the show.
A Lucy? Yeah, I think that was someone's. That means that you stole somebody's In-N-Out burger.
Yeah. No, there was a show here and all those people had left.
No, there were a lot of people out here and then there was just a burger. And so I was like, free burger.
Hank also did a move where he like looked. It was almost like he was like thumbing through a book.
I wanted to see if there was lettuce. I didn't know if it see if there was lettuce.
He looked into the burger with his finger. It's like, what's the move after that if you don't take it? Well, it was a loosey.
That was getting thrown away. Either I'm eating it or it's getting tossed.
You wouldn't have had it if it was lettuce? There was no lettuce because then it might have been a custom burger. You never know what goes into that.
Then it might have been someone's burger. Poison, yeah.
Hank's a bit of a health nut. He needs to have the veggies on the burger.
We know that about him. Yeah, the only Super Bowl stories right now are just Matt Stafford.
It very much feels like Matthew Stafford. This is his moment.
It's incredible. It's still Matt Stafford.
I feel bad for Lions fans because everything that – when they say something nice about Matthew Stafford, it's such a slap in the face to the Lions. And I know that, like, look, bad organizations are bad organizations.
I root for one. But, like, they're like, yeah, Matthew Stafford, this is his moment.
He spent so many years just on that terrible team with that terrible organization. It's like, fuck.
It's like he got out of hell. It's like he's the first man to ever escape the devil, and so everybody's rooting for him to enjoy it.
I got him, too. I see the years that weigh on Matthew Stafford's face.
Yes. Those are Detroit years.
You can see it. They talk about him like he just got out of prison because he was wrongfully accused for something and went there for like 30 years.
They're like, did you hear what happened to Matthew Stafford? Yeah, DNA test freedom. Yeah, 15 years in Detroit.
Yeah, they got the wrong guy. Turns out it was Jared Goff all along.
Yeah, damn. They should do something about that.
Reform. Yeah, that feels like the biggest story.
And like we said, we have two Bengals players coming on Friday. I'm very excited about that.
Also in the NFL, Mike McDaniel is the coach of the Dolphins now. Yeah, we filled all our spots.
All the slots have been filled at this point. Did you see the video of McDaniel riding in the plane that they cut up? It was him talking to Tua on FaceTime.
He's going to save him. He's the highest man in America.
Yeah. I love him, though.
He is the perfect Colorado bro. Excuse me, the Rado bro.
And watching him talk to Tua, he's just like, man, professionally, it's going to be cool.

Yeah, he's going to save Tua.

Do you feel good about it, Jake?

Yeah, I said it from the beginning.

I saw that clip of the montage of the woman in interviews, and he seems like a great guy. Okay.

It's me just, I know that he's like an offensive genius.

It would be very funny if he proved that you can just be the most stoned person in America and still be an effective head football coach. Yes.
It would just fly in the face of everything that like our fathers and our grandfathers have taught him. Imagine if Tua just like balls out.
Yeah. Top five quarterback.
It's the best feeling to like have when you're just like, hey, maybe this guy will change everything.

But you're right, PFT, like Chuck Knoll and Tom Landry

and Mike Ditka being like, who's this fucking hippie?

No, they would disown him if he were their son.

Yeah, as they drink like a bottle of whiskey before practice.

Yeah, this guy's killing his brain.

Yeah, what is he doing?

Yeah, so then Lovey Smith to the Texans.

With the beard.

Lovey, I mean, I love Lovey, but I was a little shocked that he got another job because it wasn't great with the Bucs and it was very bad with Illinois. But he still is a good coach.
I love Lovey. It just felt like it was going to be, you know, like you see coaches, they get a few shots at it and then at a little age, little time passes, you know, defense isn't in vogue.
I i think he will do a good job there i was just a little shocked that it was him well i think everybody thought it was going to be josh mccown yeah that was like the he was the leader in the club house i love lovey i don't i'm not in love with lovey but i love lovey does that make sense no and he's lovey will provide stability he's a very stable texans To a Texans team that needs it. A very stable guy.

His beard looks incredible.

I hope he keeps it around.

I think Josh McCown's presentation that he gave was,

here's a calendar of how I'm going to spend my week.

There's just blocks of time that he's not jerking off.

Yeah, right.

Exactly.

I'm also not jerking off then.

Yeah.

Don't worry about me.

That would actually be an interesting concept for a team.

It's like, okay, our team, we're not going to crank off all season. That's it.
Just have aggression. Yeah, just aggression.
Anybody jacks off, they're cut. Who did the Saints hire? Dennis Allen, the defensive coordinator.
That makes sense. I mean, he's been there for a while.
He had Tom Brady's number. So somebody pointed out to me online that, you know, obviously BNME did not get the job in New Orleans.
His contract's up, too. And his contract's up now.
So I don't know what's going to happen with him. but someone pointed out to me online that, you know, obviously BNME did not get the job in New Orleans.

His contract's up, too.

And his contract's up now.

So I don't know what's going to happen with him.

But someone pointed out, like, maybe it's not a black and white issue with BNME.

He's 5'7".

So maybe it's a heightism.

Oh.

Okay, short guys out there.

Short guys.

Have to worry about this.

Him, Deuce Gruden, hasn't gotten an interview this offseason.

Yes, yes.

So something I'm keeping my eye on. Okay.
Do they need a Rooney rule for tiny people? For short people? Tiny rule? And for really tall people. And maybe attractive coaches.
Yeah. Fat coaches.
It would be great if they had a rule where, well, I just really want one coach who's like seven feet tall. That'd be awesome.
Yes. That would be like Randy Johnson as an NFL coach.
Yeah. And then, yeah, Rich Basicchia went to the Packers special teams,

which that was a panic move by them because they thought the Bears

were going to have him.

So clearly the tables have turned.

It might be a panic move in the fact that their special teams suck.

Yeah, I know.

But I wanted him for the Bears because he was rumored to be the Bears

special teams coach.

And so now I'm going to have to spin it in my head being like,

well, they had to panic.

I mean, if I was a special teams coach, I would absolutely 100% go to the Bears because historically, you know that the offense is going to stink. It's more than a third.
And if you have like an above average special teams, that's your offense. The entire franchise will be like, well, at least we scored a couple touchdowns on kick return this year.
Yes. No, it's more than a third of the game.
Yeah. You get a lot more shine.
It's like 42% of the game yeah yeah um okay let's do hot seat cool throne then we have jerry o'connell who was incredible brought the energy he brought the energy he brought poems for billy and hank um he brought stories he did everything and then we'll finish the show with a jackass forever review before we get get to hot seat, cool throne. When your home system or appliance breaks down, American home shield will help fix or replace the covered item.
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I'm a hostie is Nelly. Oh, the rapper.
It's hot in her. Do any good interviews? Well, he was doing an interview, and he did the classic mistake where he thought he was, I don't know what he thought he was doing, but he posted a sex tape on his Instagram.
Oh, whoops. During the interview.
He was interviewing with KFC Radio, and you can see the clip where he realizes, like, he's on his phone, and you can clearly see him go, oh, that posted on my Instagram. He said that? I know, but you can see the clip where he realizes he's on his phone and you can clearly see him go, oh, that posted on my Instagram.
He said that? No, but you can see his reaction. That's amazing.
He's got that like, he's looking at his phone and he's like, oh, fuck. And you can just tell he's like, he kind of laughs it off later, which is commendable.
Did you watch it? I haven't seen it yet. I was actually just trying to find it.
Oh, yeah. I'm going to withhold judgment until I watch it, until I see what Nelly what nelly stroke's like but it sounds pretty cool to be able to post a sex tape while you're doing an interview yeah that's stuff that like anthony wiener aspires to my other hot seat is shorts uh wait hot seat yeah you said hot seat hot seat you're wearing shorts i know i'm wearing i've been a shorts advocate on this program longer than anyone.
I think it's maybe. Cap.
Absolutely not cap. No.
I've advocated for shorts this entire, you know, the span of this podcast. And we posted a picture outside of Jackass.
And I've worn these shorts before. And everyone just roasts my shorts for being too long.
That's everyone like that's growing up everything you zoom in every every by the way do you know what the the sneaky funniest part of that picture of you i didn't realize it till after but the way i'm holding the reese's bag it looked like i crushed the whole bag before we even got into the movie theater that's how it looked shut up jake was sitting next to me he heard me crunching away yeah it was. I did finish my popcorn before the previews ended.
I think the funniest part of that picture was Jake is, he's in the middle of the picture. We all have snacks and sodas.
Jake is just manhandling a solo water bottle. Yeah.
Yeah. It's perfect.
No big deal. Smart water in one hand.
End of Arkansas. You mean body water in one hand.
Huge cop. Yeah.
Huge cop energy. I mean, I wanted a blue icy, and they didn't have.
My mind was ready for a blue icy. Couldn't audible? No.
You got to get a little better than that. No, when you got blue icy on your mind.
Yeah. I get that.
I get that, Jake. Yeah.
But, yeah, whatever. I'm going to keep wearing long shorts.
I don't care what the people say. I don't think those are that long.
That's what I'm saying. He pulled them off.
Maybe your kneecaps are short. Hank pulled them.
They're above his belly. I did pull them up a little bit, but I like to wear them.
Hank, respectfully, I think if you had a bigger ass, it would keep the pants up higher. You're obsessed with Hank's ass.
And it's coming. Just wait till I fucking start popping out.
Nice. My cool throne.
I'm looking forward to that day. It's coming.
With a six-pack. Cake.
My cool throne is the Olympics. We roasted it.
We said no one's going to watch it. Then I saw the pictures and the videos of the ski jump inside of a nuclear power plant, and I regretted that so much because it looks awesome.
So the ski hill, I did a little bit of sleuthery on it, and it's next to an old steel mill that had cooling towers next to it. So it looks like the Springfield nuclear power plant.
Sounds like you're a sheep for the Chinese government. Yeah, no, the CCP got to me.
They're paying me. I'm a CCP commenter.
I still can't understand why they don't let you post highlights. Like, no one talks about the Olympics.
I have not watched a single thing that has happened. No, I've just seen the pictures, yeah.
Yeah, and also, I was thinking about it because it's like everyone says, oh, the social media. You know what really fucked up the Olympics? Is the fucking fact that hockey, like the pros don't play.
That draws everyone in. Like if USA was playing Russia this like tomorrow morning, we would wake up and watch it.
ROC. We'd wake up and watch it.
It was also the Olympics were just like six months ago.

And I know people would be like.

I need a bigger breath in between my Olympics than just like football season.

I need to build up some anticipation for it.

Yeah, people will probably be like, well, the miracle on ice was amateurs.

I get that.

I'm just saying it was like the fucking last few times when the USA played Canada.

But those Russians weren't playing in the NHL.

Those guys were pros.

They were sick.

There's also no cool-looking guy with curling. Remember the guy from a few

years ago? Well, aren't we

the defending champions in curling, right?

Yeah, it was like the guy with the mustache.

I forget his name. Unfortunately, I think he's

one of those guys that when you get to

a certain age, you have to

use your brain as a computer to be like,

alright, we gotta delete some of these files.

And cool curling guy from

four years ago has been deleted. It also says something that the guy that's memorable from the winter olympics was a guy who had a mustache and plays the most boring sport this guy oh yeah okay he rings a bell remember the face i remember the mustache yeah sure yeah that's all i remember that's that and that's the winter olympics right there and apollo from like eight years yes yeah yes and you.
And you need one of the figure skaters to take out another one with a crowbar.

That was the best.

Yeah, right.

Nancy Kerrigan, Tanya Harding.

All right, PFT, your hot sequels are on.

We're going to play a little game on this one, okay?

So the game is we're going to see how long Billy can go without interrupting or talking as I begin to say this oh no okay so just an exercise we'll see how he does with it so my hot seat is billy football and i'll preface it by saying i love billy billy was a great companion on the road trip we became very close shaking his head however billy had a little oopsie today small minor oopsie um him and jake had planned to go to muscle beach Beach to do a workout video. Billy was going to show Jake all the cool beach exercises.
Okay, listen. He wants to so bad.
Look at him. Low key, I was out.
This is fabricated drama. This is fabricated drama.
No, no. I'm just going to say exactly what happened.
This is what happened. We're playing a game.
This is what happened.

Billy, you remember the game that we're playing?

I'll give you treats.

I'll give you treats.

Fuck the game.

Fuck the game.

No, this is Wild Bill.

You let him out of the cage.

Billy, sit back. Wild Bill's face when they asked him to put a mask on at the movies.

I took it off.

He was like, do you have one?

They're like, yeah, we'll sell it for you.

He's like, sweet business plan.

All right, so what happened was Jake and Billy were supposed to go to Muscle Beach this morning to do a workout video. They planned it out, had everything straightened out ahead of time because they were supposed to actually go originally yesterday, but then that got pushed back to this morning.
Billy slept in and we were getting texts from Jake. I did not sleep in.
That is a lie. I text.
We have the text. You just happened to be asleep when you were supposed to be awake.
What actually happened was I texted. Billy woke up.
I woke up at 8 o'clock. Billy woke up.
I was doing stuff. What was the stuff? I was like catching up and making sure my family knows I'm alive after driving across the country because it's all good.
You did all that yesterday. You didn't do that on Sunday when you got in? Yeah.
Also, they can just follow you. I don't let't let them follow me.
They can listen to the podcast. Everything that's coming out of his mouth is a lie.
We were originally going to go with a third person, Cody. He's awesome for our socials.
So he could film us, also play arcade games. Cody realized that he had other stuff.
There's a lot of people doing busy stuff out here. So anyway.
Cody, you hear that?

That's the sound of the truck going over your fucking

dead body. No, I'm not.
Cody.

Cody didn't give us a definite like, yeah, I could do.

We found out the night before. Texas Cody said,

yo, let me know if we can do it. He couldn't go.

Then, to the idea of us

going to Muscle Beach and me working out

Jake and then us going to play arcade games,

there'd be no way for us to play arcade

games and record it because we'd both be playing arcade games or we'd both be working

out.

So it was pointless to go.

This is actually not the conversation that they had.

Well, this was the conversation I had.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I came to this conclusion.

It would not be a good idea to go.

I then just went to sleep.

Oh, so you were asleep.

No, no.

Sorry.

This was an important distinction because we had a long conversation about this earlier today. Billy did not, in fact, sleep in.
He woke up and then he went right back to sleep, but he was awake for like a minute. I was awake for an hour and a half.
I was contemplating working out. If you go back to sleep, that's still, that's kind of sleeping in.
Well, they had some back and forth because there was a disagreement between Jake and Billy about what actually happened. You'll be shocked to know that the truth lies more with Jake, I think, than with Billy.
I would say so. I have the receipt.
Okay. 8.26 a.m.
Billy, so are we still doing it? I feel like we shouldn't unless we have another camera guy. 8.27 a.m.
Yes's better than nothing 9 55 a.m where you at oh yeah he went to sleep yeah that wasn't that hard i mean it was more it was more of i'm gonna be honest oh been a little oh here we go been a little testy oh since i'm a little tired uh that's okay i i this is my fault i've been low t lately uh-huh and i'm apologizing i'm apologizing to all of you because i haven't been high energy you missed the supplements you almost got you almost like got a full like hand up i fucked up and now it's like your actual body chemistry fucked up yeah dude i've been low t low energy i'm sorry so as billy's punishment uh billy punishment, Billy's... I did nothing wrong.
We actually then ended up having a great... We were so close.
Had a great day where we actually did... Then once I found out that Jake wanted to do something else where we were more constructive.
I'm so happy I had nothing to do with this. We were so close.
We could be more constructive. Billy, we...
Go break into media day at Radio Row. Then I was like, oh yeah, hell yeah, let's go do that.
And we did it. It was great.
So if Billy's's okay to have a letdown game, Billy. What Billy's going to do tomorrow.
There's a letdown 30 minutes that I fell back asleep. What Billy's going to do tomorrow is he's going to wake up at 7 o'clock and he's going to do an interview with local Spectrum News about the drive across the country.
Which I agreed to do before I knew it was, quote, unquote, a punishment. Yeah, Billy's going to do that.
So look for Billy on the local news tomorrow. Great.
But I'm glad that we, at least at some point in that conversation, got an apology. That's probably not an apology.
Not really. It was not an apology.
It was more of, sorry, my body has failed me in not producing enough testosterone. No, it was a great day at Radio Row.
But we had an awesome time at Radio Row. The funnest part was hyping Jake up to hypothetically maybe commit a crime.
You did commit a crime? I didn't walk by any sign that said credentialed media only. I walked through a curtain.
There was no sign that said no Jake's allowed. They also would never kick you out.
Also, I'm in a suit, and whether or not a laminated index card is around my neck, I belong there. Yes.
Did you have it? A laminated index card? No. On your neck? So this was technically trespassing.
I didn't see any sign that said I wasn't allowed. What's the statute of limitations in L.A.
County on trespassing? Dude, the DA is not going to do shit to him. No, I belong there.
It's a great to see lawyer in any event that you get in trouble. But yeah, it looked like you guys had a fun time today.
Hopefully, you know, I'm looking forward to that Muscle Beach video coming out. So I'm sure you'll get that straightened out.
Why do you want to go, Billy? Well, we got to fit in. We got a lot of stuff here.
We got a lot of stuff to do. We only found out we had some time the night before.
And then my cool throne is mayor's bets. Mayor's bets are on the cool throne.
I love a good mayor's bet. I've been following all the mayor's bets this postseason.
And we got to stop by City Hall in Cincinnati on our way out here, talk to the mayor. We gave him some advice on his mayor's bet.
He is proposing the mayor's bet officially to Mayor Garcetti of los angeles today we got your breath contest we got a video coming out no i actually my first recommendation was can't you just bet him cash yeah wouldn't that be cool if the mayor was just like five thousand dollars yeah all the gold in our city yeah exactly uh but but we went back and forth a few times we think that we hammered out what should be a fair proposal.

We got a video coming out tomorrow morning that Bubba put together. But keep an eye out for that.
I love a good mirror spec. But these nerds need some coaching sometimes.
Hell yeah. Steak video is also coming out tomorrow.
PMT YouTube. Can't wait to see what happened.
Me neither. Me neither.
Edge of my seat. Gas it up.
Like the video. Yeah.
What if that steak just took all Billy's tea? I think there's I think there's a

like

as a gambler

I can tell, like, letdown spots for Billy. He had a big weekend.
There was going to be a couple days where he, you know, maybe didn't do anything. That's a letdown spot.
Not Billy. Yeah, it's testosterone.
I'm sorry. No, Wild Bill.
Yeah, and to Wild Bill's credit, he did figure out how to, like, beat time zones and beat jet lag, which is just get drunk the first night you're in the city. Yeah.
Okay. Billy's like a team that beats Tom Brady's Patriots when they were really humming in week three and then finishes the season four and 11 because they won that or four and 12 because they won that one game.
That was sick. You know what, Tom Brady? He's kind of like Eli Manning.
Billy's like Eli. Two Super Bowls? He'll show up big in some circumstances.
Two Super Bowls a lot. And then other times you're like, has this guy ever lived before? That's a lot.
Two Super Bowls? I wouldn't give myself two Super Bowls. Yeah.
Okay, that's fair. That was a test.
Maybe three. He's like one.
Definitely one. We're working on the second one.
But yeah, look out for Billy's interview. I'm looking forward to that, Billy.
And this is all coming from a place of love because frankly, there's no other way to treat you. Billy, if you sleep through it, I'll have your back.
No, if I sleep through it, that's a set time that we discussed. If I don't show up to that, that's like, okay.
We had a set time.

But we didn't have a set.

But if it's like, this is an official thing, I'm like, okay.

All right.

My hot seat is me because I slipped and fell into the pool.

And it was a very bad moment.

And people probably saw the video.

Liam, are you laughing at me?

Yes.

God damn it.

I am very fat. And it was very unathletic.
But I did come back. I bounced back.
We went and did an interview while Billy was sleeping, and I bounced back. That's what you do.
Next play. You know what? The good thing is that swimming is great exercise.
That's true. So you probably melted off all that weight after you fell into the pool.
Yes, yes. Well, and also going to do the interview was mental stimulation.
For sure. And then we did another interview.
Yeah, we did actually four people. Yes.
We did four people today. Yes, we did four different people.
Two chicks, two dudes. Yeah, we go both ways.
And then my cool throne is Arkansas, the Mus bus. Beat Auburn, number one.
We love our guy Mus. Shout out them.
Nine in a row. That was awesome.
Jake and I were, you know, we're hoop heads. Ball is life.
We were jackass previews. We were watching on my phone at the end of that game.
It was awesome. So a huge win for them, and the Mus bus is the best.
I love how he took his shirt off in the stands afterwards. Did he have a shoulder brace on? Yeah, he had an injury.
He missed two games. They have not lost with him in a sling.
He's got to keep a sling on. Even after his shoulder recovers.
Because it takes some effort. I've been in a shoulder harness like that before.
It takes some effort to take your shirt off, but still have the harness on. He must have ripped that thing off.
That was an awesome game. And they're playing well.
They turned a corner in the last month. It's been awesome to watch.
Also, another top team lost this week. I don't know if you saw that.
Oh, Michigan State against Wisconsin? That. Oh.
Duke. Yeah, Duke also lost.
Duke lost to Virginia. To JMU, technically.
Yeah, James Madison better than Duke. Tough.
I love this Duke team so much. They're going to get Hank.
So Hank thinks they're going to win it all. And they're not.
They are. Cat?

No.

Okay, Billy, your hot seat, cool to run.

Hot seat, Buccaneers.

Gronk has said that he would want to play with Joe Burrow moving forward.

He said he watched him in college, liked what he saw, and he kind of wants to get a split. Was this just a Super Bowl radio row interview that he did?

I'm sure he was doing a commercial for Tide.

Hot seat, Buccaneers.

So I've noticed that, well, just with Gronkk in general he just sees he is a labrador so he sees a tennis ball in front of him he's like oh i like that ball he sees joe burrow playing football he's like i like joe burrow that's that's my guy i like that guy but then i noticed um after he said that tom brady said well never say never We'll see how I feel in six months.

So Tom Brady might come back.

The door's not closed.

In which case, if he comes back and then retires again, do we need another video?

Or what's the status on that?

A thank you Hank video?

No.

You got the one and you're good?

Yeah, I'm good.

It's good.

You're good for life.

And then your cool throne.

GTA 5.

It's back?

No, just this whole city looks so much like GTA 5. And I know that the city is based off of this city.
But it is way too... I can't be driving through places and basically what looks like a Los Santos custom truck and being like, I've driven this street thousands of times before.
That's nuts. It's just way too uncanny.
People on the sidewalk over. Yeah.
If I was like, do you want to go pick up some prostitutes? It's like a video game. And watch the truck bounce up and down.
But some of the sound, it's just crazy. The dudes that pull people over in GTA 5, where they pretend to be cops.
Yeah. Or is it the new G? What's the new? No, they're talking about there's like no pixel servers it's like a role playing yeah that shit's crazy the role playing like they can like if you they have like a jailbreak version of gta where if you're like standing next to someone in gta you can heat you can like talk to them over your headset and you can pretend to be a cop yeah that's perfect yeah gta online awesome.
You can be a cop. It's so fucking funny.
And they take that shit so seriously. Like, if you are role-playing and you, like, go against your role, like, you're kicked out of the server for life.
Yeah, it's sick. It's a whole.
It sounds like second life. Gaming underworld.
It's very cool. It's very cool.
Zoom off the metaverse. All right, wait.
And then, Jake, your hot seat, Cool Throne. My hot seat's the Brooklyn Nets.
Oh, yeah. Good point.
Tonight, it was 28-2 in the first quarter. They ended up only losing by 30.
I was going to tweet it, and then as I was going to tweet it, I was like, the Celtics are going to lose this game. I'm going to look bad.
At one point, the Nets had it down to like 10. And James Harden seemingly wants out.
No, he's injured. James Harden has a very serious injury that's not at all made up.
I once said the Philly thing to Simmons was happening today. I just want James Harden to get fat again.
Get fat again, James. That's the only way to get yourself out of something else.
The doodles has bad sources. And my cool throne are yabos, dingers, home runs, whatever you want to call them, because for the first time in 20 years, Major League Baseball is stopping testing its players for steroids.
Yes. I love it.
I love it. Good.
So they're going to unjuice the ball and juice the players? They just go back and forth. I feel like there's probably fine print I didn't read, but the headline's good enough.
I like it. I like it.
That's a good headline. Yeah.
It has something to do with the bargaining agreement running out. Well, yeah.
Oh, yeah. They can't test them while there's not a season.
It's a technicality because every time you re-up on the CBA, then you're also at the same time signing on to the testing policy. Right.
So if you don't re-up on the CBA and the CBA runs out, then it's just the Wild West. Yeah.
So, yeah. Everybody use steroids.
Okay. let's get to our interview.
Jerry O'Connell. Unbelievable interview.
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Okay, we now welcome on, I'm actually going to say it, a Mount Rushmore guest. He's become a Mount Rushmore guest.
I was about to count how many varies you were about to use on Jerry. He's a Jerry, Jerry special guest.
Yes, but he is a Mount Rushmore guest. Wouldn't you say, like, when people, when Jerry O'Connell's on the show, I get so much positive feedback, and people asking for you to come back on, that it was a must.
You were one of the first people we hit up when we got to L.A. You look fantastic.
What's the vibe? What is this? Is this how you dress every day in LA? This is LA, fellas. This is it.
I mean, this is what we do. It's a little Don Johnson in Miami Vice.
It's a little Don Draper. It's a little Mr.
Roper from Three's Company. Has that changed over the last 10 or 20 years? Because I remember, maybe this is only in my own head, but I always pictured the L.A.
business guys or the L.A. Hollywood moguls to be guys that went around wearing the suit jacket, but then designer jeans on bottom.
But you've got the whole outfit set up, the full dress suit. Full disclosure, I just came from work, and this is wardrobe.
What do you do for work again? I work on a TV show called The Talk.

It's on CBS.

It's a talk show.

It was a group of women.

Don't want to assign gender or just make it about gender.

But now we have two men on the panel.

So you're pushing them out.

We're not.

And you're taking over the entire show.

Myself and former NFL player Akbar Bajabiamila, who played defensive something for the Green Bay Packers. Yeah.
So we give the male perspective. It would be like if you guys hired three more females next to you guys.
More? As in we have none right now. Three additional females.
So it's three girls and two guys on the show to talk on CBS. They likem east coast time 1 p.m central we don't know how to speak to women so we made this show because much like what it sounds like you're doing on tv we wanted to lend a male perspective to sports for the first time and now that we're we created that space i feel like now it's safe to start bringing others and sounds It sounds like you're – but what you're doing, you're taking – Squeeze out.
You're squeezing them out. We're not squeezing anyone out.
This is equal stuff. I think they just wanted to shake – I mean I think their ratings were not good and I think they wanted to try something different.
So they said, look, we got these guys. I had tried to do a daytime talk show a couple of other times I'd failed and I was abjectly unemployed and I took the job but it's going well now the ratings have come back you know what's so funny I don't even look at ratings they're too depressing it's mostly good answer you know I don't even look at them because they've just been...
I've never looked at ratings and been like, look at this. We did it, everybody.
We won. We're the best.
It's always been, oh, God, these ratings are terrible. Like, everyone hates us.
This is... Like, let's panic everyone.
Hit the panic button. So I think it's better as a performer to never look at ratings.
So because you're a Mount Rushmore guest on this show. Such an honor.
As I've just assigned it. Love you guys.
I love all you guys. I just want to tell everyone I'm looking at Hank.
I'm looking at Billy. I'm looking at everyone.
Is Billy as big as you thought he would be? No, he's not. He is smaller than I thought.
I actually, I got to tell you, I think I'm bigger than Billy. Yeah, you are.
You know why? I mean, let's go back to back. It's mentally tougher.
Yeah. All right, let's see.
What I was going to say, Jerry, though, is what we will do is, you know, we have a decent size audience. You're big.
Oh, yeah. No, Jerry could take you.
I don't know if I could take him. No, you're, Jerry, you're.
I love this. What do we got? We got an Odom jersey.
Yeah. I like it.
I think, I think. I mean, whose guns are bigger? Is it me or is it? Okay.
Jerry's got better definition, I think. The next Ruff and Routy.
Oh. I think what we'll do, Jerry, is we're going to tell all of our fans that they have to, when they leave their house every day, keep the TV on to CBS.
It is. CBS.
CBS. CBS.
For the pets.

If you have a dog at home.

Your boy, Tony Romo.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, we love him.

Yeah, you know that.

You know we love him.

Have you met him?

I have never met Tony Romo.

I got to tell you,

I think he does a great job.

I really do.

I know you guys have-

Is Connie Moirier vibe?

Okay.

It was so funny

what you said a couple weeks ago that like, would I say it to his face? Yeah, I would. I would say it to his face.
You just said it to my face. I think he does a good job.
I'll tell you who loves Tony Romo. If I have to sit down with my wife, I only get about a half – I get two quarters of football a weekend.
And if Tony Romo is calling it, my wife will actually come into the room and, like, pay attention to it.

I think from a marketing standpoint, I think he crosses over.

You know what's funny is that we take that fact for granted, like, significantly.

Because I was actually – there was – I was, like, a couple weeks ago, I met a guy i met a guy he was it was some like jimboree thing with our kids sure and i said to him i was like how do you get to watch like all the games he's like not really like some but not really like we go in every sunday and we sit and watch every game for 12 hours right and i i always forget that like sometimes people have to do other things in life where it's our job and we we're very lucky. Are you talking about what Tony Romo has to do, that there's a lot of pressure in calling games like that? No, I'm saying you only getting two quarters of football a weekend.
That dawns on me. That was the negotiation.
It was Big Cat's way of just reminding you that we watch way, way more football than you do. I don't want your life.
i just um you know I don't want this to turn into a couples therapy session but I mean please you're on a couch you know my wife pointed out like we were sitting in a couples therapy session and my wife said and my wife said to our therapist I had had a few victories in the therapy sessions like I was winning a couple of them. Yeah.
No, you got to keep scoring. Well, you know, I mean, we all online gamble.
I was playing with house money at that point. I was like, I had more than I had just put in a week before.
I mean, mind you, for the year, I had lost tens of thousands of dollars. But for that week, I had an additional $150.
And I was like, yes, I'm beating the house. I got you, Bart Stuhl.
Getting some getting some of that el presidente money finally um but we were there sitting in the in the um therapy session and i said um you know i'm not able to watch football i play fantasy football and like this is what i do on the weekends i'm not carousing i'm not like i'm not hiring hookers i'm not like blow. I'm not like, you know, getting naked and going to raves and I'm not doing offensive shit.
I'm not posting, sending dick pics to underage people. I'm like sitting at home just hoping that Clyde Edwards Hilaire gets 80 yards.
You know, it's not like I'm.

It's great anchoring, by the way. And I'm telling my therapist, I'm like, I'm not like being a debt.
I'm not like doing fentanyl and nodding off on the couch. I'm dropping the kids off at school.
I'm picking them up. I'm there.
I'm a present father. I'm a good husband.
you know? I mean, in the rare occasion my wife was feeling randy. I'm ready to go.
Right? I'm a good husband, you know? I don't have any secret life. I don't have any online secret life.
I just want to see if Tim Patrick's going to get four receptions on a Sunday afternoon.

And so we went to the therapist, and my wife said, here's the problem. And my wife had a point.
Thursday night, he watches football. Sunday morning, now you have to understand, we're on the West Coast.
Welcome to L.A., everybody. Welcome to L.A.
Billy, glad to see you're not in fatigues. They don't go for that here.
Sunday morning, he wakes up and he starts watching football. And it goes till Sunday night.
Right. Yeah.
And now even like, oh, it was Monday. And she said, and now this is like a few years ago.
She went, now even on Thursday nights. They have football on Thursday nights.
What is this? It was like when they just started doing those Thursday night games. And my wife was right.
I was dedicating too much time to football. So now the negotiation, I think I got a pretty shitty deal on this negotiation.
I get two quarters. Now, do you get to pick? Like, can you do the first quarter and the last quarter? I get to pick.
So here on the West Coast, and people are going to give me shit about this but i i have to say that's something i have i want to come clean about i want to clear myself i am on the west coast i am a chargers fan i love the chargers right go to the games i love the team it's been fun to watch them in my defense i've been going to chargers games for over 20 years when they were not the los angeles chargers which is so tough to keep saying los angeles chargers sometimes I want to apologize to the organization if I say the other town they were in. Can I just say you're actually one of the rare people that I think your personality allows.
You're so positive. Well, Billy, hold on to something.
And you enjoy it. Because you're about to get more turned on than we were standing face-to-face prepping our rough and rowdy.
I'm a Jets fan. Right.
And it's just impossible to only root for the Jets. It's not a possibility.
Yeah. Because there's no – listen, I want to say the story of why I'm a Jets fan.
My father is an immigrant. He came to this country.
He worked in an office. He knew nothing about American football, nothing about it, nothing about the nfl nothing about football but he moved to new york and um this was in the 60s 69 to be exact and he said i'm gonna bet on the new york team to win the super bowl and everyone is boss everyone harassed him and made fun of him he's an immigrant blah blah blah and the jets beat beat the Colts in Super Bowl III.
And I think they were 10 to 1. I think the odds were 10 to 1.
You can look it up. But he won a significant amount of money when he had no money.
And that's it. We were all Jets fans in our house.
That said, I mean, you cannot root for – you can't just simply root for the Jets. Yeah, it would be detrimental to your entire mindset, to your person.
If you just sat down and watched two quarters of Jets, that sounds like a punishment. Yeah, it is.
Honestly, like, okay, Jerry, I'll tell you what we'll give you. You get to watch the second and third quarter of the Jets game.
You know, there's always like a Le'Veon Bell or something that gets your hopes up. But now that I'm older, I don't get my hopes up anymore.
I realize that it's just not going to happen. And if it does eventually happen, much like I'm sure Bengals fans are, if it does happen, it's a huge deal.
So what, two quarters? It depends on what the game is. So I was going to say if it's a Chargers game, which sometimes is in the afternoon, I wait until the last two quarters of the Chargers.
Okay, so you just hold up all that energy. Right, but typically those really good games are those Sunday night games.
Right. They're really good at scheduling those, so then I wait for those.
Can you split up the quarters? Can you go half a quarter, half a quarter, half a quarter? Oh, man, that's so confusing. I haven't thought of that.
Like the last seven minutes of every Sunday night football game? That would be a really good idea. You know, the problem is my wife loves a show called 90 Day Fiance, which I don't know if you know the premise of it, but someone from this country goes to another country and they have 90 days to decide whether they want to get married.
And that's locked into our main television in our house. Yeah, because you couldn't watch that another time.
I mean, that's exactly what it is. It has to be watched live in our house.
I don't know why. And now euphoria is a big thing in our house yeah because you couldn't watch that another time um i mean that's exactly what it is it has to be watched live in our house i don't know why and now euphoria is a big thing in our house which comes on sunday nights but they were kind enough to put that on after the football season that's that's ballsy of you to watch that if you have children that's my wife watches it with our kids which is that's crazy see it would actually make sense for you as a chargers fan if you decided especially in the philip rivers years that you were just going to watch the second and third quarter of Chargers games, you would be like, the Chargers are the best team in the NFL by far.
Yeah, Chargers had a run. I was actually at that game where Tom Brady came back, and it was Ladanian, it was Phillip Rivers, Antonio Gates, man, that was a team.
Sean Merriman, yeah. Sean Merriman, it was a real team.
Mikelbert yep but unlike the jets unlike the jets you go through a few rough years and it will it you know the like it is like turning a cargo ship but it does turn the jets like you just don't see the cargo ship moving at all it's just just slowly chugging down the suez and there's no it's going it's going towards a whirlpool and it's not steering away and the whirlpool you never actually get there but you're just always approaching a couple things about my family my family had a few interventions i came on here famously and told you what you can and can't draft and fantasy um i have made a new list of fantasy rules after this last season that we just went through the 21 22 season can we update Can we update everyone? Yeah, we can update stuff. I have stuff.
I want to say, with my family, there was a low point this season. I'm in a league that I hate the most, that I came in second to last.
Luckily, I did not come in last because there's a financial punishment there. But I called up ESPN.
You can do that? You can just give them a call. I called up ESPN.
There's a number. And I said there was a problem in the scoring of my defense.
My defense scored negative 10 points. And I spoke to someone in customer service there.
Who was your defense? My defense was the Ravens. And it was when they just got lit up by, I forget who.
The Bengals or something. They just got lit up.
And I scored negative 10, and I desperately needed a win in my league, and I called up ESPN customer service. And a very nice gentleman picked up, and actually, like, I mean, shout out to ESPN customer service.
Like, they understood the game of football. I wasn't talking to someone who didn't know.
Sometimes you call customer service and they have no clue. How many times have you called up a customer service line for fantasy football? It sounds like you've done this more than once.
It has happened twice, but this season. But it happened in front of my children and my wife.
And I hung up the phone and my kids went, did you just call up customer service to get like a stack corrected? And I was like, yeah. And they went, and what happened? And I went, well, it was like, that's it.
That's my score. It's like, that's the score.
It's custom scoring. It's stupid.
It's stupid. And my kids like who know not that much about fantasy football, were like, Dad, this is not good.

This is not okay, what you're doing.

But I do want to give a shout out to ESPN Customer Service or Fantasy Football.

They were very helpful.

They let me know that I did score negative 10 on that team.

There was a custom scoring thing.

If the opposing team scored more than 300 yards, got more than 300 yards,

it was immediately a negative 5. Have you thought about getting your family involved in fantasy football like bring them into the fold so that way or if you get your kids really into watching football maybe like give them what's their favorite treat or start a family league win that what are your kids my kids love tiktok they just love watching tiktok just mindlessly watching tiktok by the way um i don't know know if you guys are on TikTok.
I just follow you on Instagram and Twitter. Happy birthday, by the way, fellas.
Thank you. Would you guys both happy birthday on the gram? Well, I wanted to ask you about that, actually, because you miss Big Cats.
And there were two tweets, and they seem to be at odds with each other. I don't know if both can be true at the same time, so I wanted to give you an opportunity to explain which one you actually meant uh the first one was cut barstool big cat out of this pick because today is pft commenter day happy b day to the funniest out there it was a picture of me and you the next day it was the same day later still on your birthday a few a few hours later cut p Cometor out of this pic because yesterday was Barstool Big Cat's birthday.
And it's his day. Love you, Cat.
You remain the funniest. So who's the funniest? Because you said we were both the funniest.
This is unbelievable. Yeah.
I mean, you said it. It is unbelievable.
This is like being at my couple's therapist. This is like...
Yeah. You guys are both the funniest.
I think of you as one. Okay.
Okay. Now, in my defense, you guys have been traveling all over the country, taking road trips.
Your podcast, I didn't hear that it was Kat's birthday until a few days. Because we taped it on my birthday.

You taped it right.

It was live on his birthday.

And then I heard it on your birthday.

We did start with happy birthday.

Yeah, so I heard.

It's a big cat.

No, we started with happy birthday to you.

Because it was your birthday that it was airing on.

Your birthday happened during the episode.

Monday, yes.

It happened during the episode.

It was your birthday actually on the episode. On the episode.
At the start when we were recording it. I listen like everyone else.
I'm like everybody else. I'm a regular Joe.
And I don't get early PMT episodes. He somehow got out of this answer.
He's like a much more positive version of Billy when it comes to explaining his eyes. If you guys want to send me rough cuts, I mean, I'm all for that.
Yeah, we should. Next year.
Well, I think next year. So I don't think there'll be any confusion next year.
Well, actually, no, there will be because my birthday will be on a Monday and PFT's will be on a Tuesday. So that will be a little rough cuts.
I will say you guys are in my calendars now. So it's going to pop up.
Okay, great. It's like beautiful.
When's your birthday? birthday, by the way. Oh, yeah.
My birthday's February 17th. Oh, happy birthday.
Happy birthday. You are the funniest.
Yeah. I have a tradition on my birthday.
Funniest guest we have. You are.
I have a tradition on my birthday. My wife hates pork ribs, baby back ribs, and I love them.
And I make my whole family go to a barbecue place, and we all eat and i make them all eat ribs you torture your wife on your birthday i don't torture my wife it's just like it's my day yeah i know um you know a lot of people want extravagant things for their birthdays and i just want some ribs and i want to sit there with my family and enjoy ribs hopefully we can get with the way that the nfl calendar works maybe you'll have a super bowl birthday and you could have you it's the ultimate torture chamber yeah basically taking your wife to guantanamo right right right it's ribs and super bowl sunday um that would be great you know what if there's ever a super bowl sunday with you we'll come and eat ribs with you god i've been loving your guys show it's so it really is the best out there it's so funny to listen to your interview with Heineken God that was

so funny to listen to. Your interview with Heineken.
God, that was so funny. And it was so funny because last night I was watching that 30 for 30, and all I could think of was Tom Brady not knowing who Heineken was when he was going to practice.
It was really making me laugh. By the way, that 30 for 30, I want to talk about it for a second.
Okay. Let's do it.
We didn't see it, but we know it's the talk rule 30 for 30 uh you know um i want to apologize i want to pre-apologize to hank for this you know because i'm going to talk some smack about tom brady um i didn't watch it with sound okay so i watched the 30 for 30 not with sound i was in a bar slash restaurant our local bar slash restaurant in calabasas you guys should come out by the, I offered you guys to come and stay with us. Obviously, you're in a hotel.
Do you live next to our friend Jared Goff? We've been to Calabasas. We stayed at his house.
I didn't know that Jared lived out in Calabasas. He lives behind some big gated community in Calabasas.
Probably lives in Detroit now. Yeah, I'm in more of the lower income area of Calabasas.
Yeah, he lives next, yeah. Yeah, no, I'm in the lower income area of Calabasso.
So you don't even sniff a Kardashian? I don't live in a gated community, but I did go to Home Depot. We have a small gate around my house to keep the dogs in.
Do you have a security guard? Don't have a security guard. So anyone can just drive up to Jerry O'Connell's house? I have a fake, I had to get a camera.
Someone was stealing our packages, but I didn't want to pay for the wiring, so I have a fake camera. Oh, nice.
I have to change the battery with a light in it. That reminds me, so I was walking, I just took a walk up and down Sunset Boulevard here just to see the neighborhood.
Yeah. Marijuana's legal.
You can buy it anywhere. Oh, yeah.
Wow, nice. Maybe he's not a drug guy.
Yeah, I don't smoke drugs. No, I mean, I'm just saying if you want to for your friends, if you're going to drive back with Billy and just you guys eating chili and shitting on each other, and you could- Wow.
Those videos you guys posted, you guys in there, I was like, those guys, it must smell like skyline shit. It didn't smell that bad, actually.
I brought Axe body spray, so I would just hose the truck down every now and again. But no, I want to ask you about this neighborhood here because I saw all those boxes for star maps.
Like, here's where all the stars live. And it's just, I guess, newspapers or flyers that tell you where celebrities live.
That's such a weird thing where people come to town and then just drive to a celebrity's house and be like, there's a celebrity in there. Were you ever on a star map? I was never on a star map.
I did live a couple blocks right here from Barstool Central. I lived a couple blocks from here because this is where all the bars are.
And I didn't want to get – I wanted to stop at my fifth DUI, my fifth DUI, and so I wanted to start to, like, walk to bars. And this is a great area for that.
There's a lot of bars up and down here. Yeah, it's just such a strange concept to me that people would just, like, sell flyers.
Like, here's a map. Here's where you can go stalk somebody.
It's a little old school. I think it's, like, I think it's exciting to park.
I remember the Osbournes lived a couple blocks that way, and you always see the tour bus outside of their house. And I remember thinking, like, that's kind of weird that there's, like, a tour bus out there.
Sort of crazy. Because a lot of us, like, I mean, I guess you guys, I don't want to say where you live.
I know Billy lives in Hoboken. I don't know if he lives in a house.
But if you live in a house never lived in a house i grew up in an apartment so now that i have a house um i love to urinate outside oh yeah like there's just something about like oh i'm gonna go pick up some dog poop and it's like you know i'm gonna piss yeah and then in the mulch you piss in the mulch well i just piss wherever it's like i don't want anyone looking at me because i have like kids and sometimes they have friends at home and i don't want them to be like right i don't have to register you know right um but man there's something about pissing outside it is one thing i love about jerry so much and well i just wanted to say and you can't like if the tour bus is coming outside yeah you can't be like oh god he's pissing but that would be funny too if you were just the guy because they would probably stop coming right it's true it's also illegal like you can't just i think you get pee on your own property yeah do you miss pissing in the snow because there's nothing better than that you know there's um this rib place that i go to for my birthday um we've heard of it in the urinals they put ice yeah it's bad yes and then i just piss on that ice and i was like just not look at me just melting that ice we went to this uh your day february 17th is like and i'm excited for you just like the ice is just like there's this brewery that we stopped in in uh in winslow arizona and in the bathroom they had a little soccer goal and you could piss on to the soccer ball and get it to go into the goal it was like a video game for your dick. It was amazing.
JFK has little flies painted on the bottom of the urinals, which you just – Oh, JFK, the airport, not the guy. Not the guy.
The president wanted flies in his toilet. Let me get some – wait, I can't even do it.
Right outside. This is my JFK voice.
Let me get some flies. That's not JFK at all.
Where's Meriden? Bobby. I would like to- He died in Dallas.
He died in Dallas. He's not from Dallas.
Fly in every year. Made him into the Pimper's Farm guy.
Bring us back to watching this 30 for 30 with no sound. Oh, so I'm watching it.
I'm sitting in this restaurant with my wife, and I'm talking to my wife, and I looked over her shoulder and and in the bar was the 30 for 30 on. So I couldn't hear it, and they didn't have the closed captioning.
So I was listening to my wife. She was, I don't know, talking about something.
And I was watching it, and he's sitting on a couch with- Charles Woodson. Charles Woodson.
Yes. And they actually pull a football out.
And you can see they're talking about the tuck rule, because that's all we're thinking about is the tuck rule. Now, I am a Jets fan.
What's up, Billy? See you at Rough and Rowdy? Man, that would be a fun Rough and Rowdy, wouldn't it? Billy, could you find the anger inside of you to come at me? I don't think he has that. No way.
His fists are no longer lethal weapons. That was so fun.
I love you, Billy. I really do.
So funny. Endless entertainment.
But I was watching over her shoulder, and Tom Brady, here's a guy who has everything. I mean, he really does have everything.
And I'm even looking at him, and he just looks amazing. No work done.
Not that I can see. No, he's natty.
He just looks great. And the whole 30 for 30 is so well produced, and it's him looking out at the Tampa Bay, you know, faithful to the Bay.
And he's got a football out. And you can see he's arguing with Charles Woodson like, no, I threw it down.
I threw it down. I threw it down.
And Charles Woodson is just like knocking the ball out of his hand. And Brady's like defending himself.
And I was like, here's a guy who has everything. Like, why wouldn't he just say, hey, Charles, you know what? You're right.
It was a crap call, man. It was, I'm not sure that we deserve that.
We got lucky there. You're absolutely.
Like, you know what you're right it was a crap call man it was I'm not sure that we deserve that that we got lucky there you're absolutely like give the satisfaction to someone else now listen I don't know what was said because I was watching over my wife's shoulder and I was having to listen to my wife there was a complaint about something but I could see he was being defensive and talking with his hands but that's his origin story like that play i think i saw on twitter because i didn't watch it but someone said that you know he he said that if he if that play gets called differently he's probably the backup the next year his origin story is drew blood so and like there's been a lot of victory since then man i do have to say i'm not a tom brady hater obviously listen i'm hoping he moves to uh next to jared golf in the gated community i'm calabasas while i'm outside of the gates i would still love to see him at the drive-thru or something like how fun would that be but he sees you pissing that would be so weird about that isn't it crazy god he's with my kids and i'm just like trying to play or we go to the same rib joint and i'm trying to play soccer i got a goal look at me tom brady does not eat ribs see that's not that's not on the authorized food list he might eat the ice in the urinals yeah you know who actually the real origin story of tom brady it's mo lewis yeah mo lewis created tom brady the jets linebacker he knocked drew blood so out of that game almost killed him. And then they didn't know what they had in Tom Brady.
It was a big question mark. He comes in and then just proceeds to destroy the Jets for 20 years.
I think it was Monday Night Football. I don't remember.
Look it up. I remember watching it.
Let's see. Two quarters or full game? Back then I was watching a full game.
It's like you, Jerry, watched the two quarters that weren't, you know, that didn't have true bloods are getting knocked out. I have some, oh, I did start playing Daily Fantasy, which I never did.
Oh, Sunday night. It was a Sunday night football game.
That's going to count. I think that counts.
I did start playing Daily Fantasy. And I'm really into it.
You know, I do have to tell you, there is a little bit of a problem, you know, if you do if you do have like gambling if you do have addiction issues at all and we all do um worried about you and the vapes there i literally was just checking my person for my vape when terry said um uh but um you know the the daily stuff can be a little bit of like uh you know what's so funny is you enter oh, there we go. It's a red light.
I got a red light on here. I've sucked it too much.
You know, you enter a contest with, let's say, 300 people for five bucks, and Austin Eckler scores a touchdown, and you're winning a million dollars, you know? And they show you winning a million dollars.

And, like, you're looking around your house like,

I'm going to get the fuck out of here.

See ya.

I'm going to leave these people and just watch football Thursday nights and Sundays and Saturdays.

They have it on Saturday nights, too.

Tuesday nights sometimes.

Yeah.

And then you, like, turn your phone off, and you're like, I won. That's it.
I did it. I beat the system.
And then you turn your phone back on and like out of 367 players, you're 366. Right.
Some guy has like every player on one team and that team scores 50 points. So it's a little addictive.
Like the addict in you, it hits that G spot in your brain. Yeah, it sure does.
It's like you guys are too young, but if you go to the doctor and they check you for stuff and fingers go places and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And it's exciting.
It's just like, oh, that feeling yeah and then you try and like keep that feeling inside but hockey is on and no matter the city no matter the team no matter the game whether it's face-off or penalty shots, regular season or playoffs, win or lose, no matter what happens, no matter where it happens, New Amsterdam Vodka is there. This is interesting to me because I did want to talk to you about our fantasy football team.
We installed him as the GM of our fantasy football team this year in C.J. McCollum's High Roller League.
It's kind of concerning me, though, that you also have started to play daily fantasy. It almost seems like maybe you've got too many irons in the fire, not really focusing in on one thing.
How many leagues are you in? It's also interesting that Jerry is addicted to playing fantasy football, despite the fact that he's objectively not very good at it. Like a fisherman who can't swim.
Okay. You gotta, it's not how hard you fall down.
Is that too harsh? No, it's about... We're doing open, honest conversation.
Yeah, I'm sorry. No, we have to be honest.
We're close. You guys are, I said it, you guys are the funniest.
We have to be

honest with each other.

I guess there is an element of broke back. I can't

quit you.

I don't mean you. I mean

fantasy.

But you just got to keep getting

back up. I want to say, in my defense of your league,

you guys sent me

numerous passwords to

accounts that none of them worked.

I finally got in there, and

then I couldn't draft because you were the manager of the team. We had some draft issues.
And so we auto-drafted. And for someone who auto-drafted, I did pretty well.
I think I came in- What did we finish? Seventh. Oh, that's not bad.
I think seventh out of- or no, we went seven and seven. I think we finished six out of 12.
Oh. I mean, that's- So I was working with auto-draft.
And by the way, I'm pretty sure you auto-drafted Gus Edwards two days after he was gone. Yes, he did.
All right, so I'm currently going through the text messages that Jerry and I had back and forth. On the day of the draft, it was a shit show, to put it mildly.
By the way, it's intense, too. I want to tell you something else.
On the day of the draft, I'm with my two children. We're going to a volleyball tournament that they're going to lose terribly in.
I'm carpooling children. I have to drop them off, get to a FedEx Kinko's and log on, okay? Why can you do it from your phone? Because I use a site, a cheat sheet site that helps me get in there, and I can't do it.
I need need a desktop and I need to put my credit card in at a FedEx Kinko's. Listen, no fault of FedEx Kinko's.
Shout out to them. Yep, shout out.
But like I had to drop them off and I had to drop them off a mile away from their meet to drive back to the FedEx Kinko's. Six girls had to walk down a highway because of these texts.
Go ahead. Okay, I'm going to read some of them here because we were going back and forth.
I was trying to get him the password, the correct login and then he's... No, no, don't brush over that shit.
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have lost my temper.
Don't just gloss over that. I need a password to get into the dress.
You need a password and the passwords weren't matching up. It was a shit show.
And then you said, there are no leagues in your email. Two leagues in the email.
You just sent both drafting on 9-8. Commenter, is this a joke? I don't get it.
I signed into the email, no leagues. Is this a Mount Rushmore? Commenter, no email.
If it's a joke, I guess it's funny. Like, a fake league? Ha.
Never heard of that one, but I love humor. And this goes on for about two more hours trying to figure out how to let Jerry in to draft the team.
So this is your fault, PFT. It was partially my fault.
I mean, I think that's... I was also struggling at the time.
Yeah. Well, mind you, I'm driving six lives, six minor lives, minors, and texting you at the same time.

Hopes and dreams all in front of them.

I was struggling to get in on my end as well.

I was very confused about what was happening.

But I can see why you thought that we were pulling an all-time prank on you.

I didn't know that we finished six out of 12.

I actually commend you.

I think that's an incredible performance knowing that we auto-drafted.

I'll try my best.

I'm sorry we didn't come into any money.

I'm sorry we didn't come into any money. Oh, Tom Brady.
Hank, Tom Brady was our quarterback. Oh, he was? How many leagues are you in? Oh, man.
This is such a... I really did it.
I'm so excited about this. My first league ever that I was in, it was a Yahoo League.
Don't know about their customer service. I've never called them, but I don't even care if they hear it.
It's just with a bunch of, like, I look in this room, and you guys could have played football, you know? Like, you're like sports. We're not nerds.
you're athletic adjacent. You know what I'm saying? That's actually very true.
You know, and, um, and you know something about the NFL. Um, your fastest two minutes is hilarious by the way.
It's great. Um, I'm in a league and have been, it was my first league ever, with a group of people who know nothing about the NFL.
They are, I mean, this is how old I am. They're like dot-com people.
They're like... Any famous people? No one famous.
Okay. Just marks.
Well, you would think that, but they know nothing. You would think I would win every year, but it is a 14-team league, and I just come in close to last place every year.
And then what it is is – It sounds like they do know something about NFL. They might know something about spreadsheets.
Well, that's what it is. There's a guy – I don't want to say his name, but he calls me up, and whenever he beats me, which is like twice a year, he's always like, I got you.
You're my bitch now. And this is someone, I don't want to choose violence, but this is someone I could probably kill with my bare hand.
And I'm not like Steven Seagal. I'm not like one of these actors, like Jeremy Statham.
I'm not a kung fu person. Right.
But I thought, this guy's calling me up and leaving real trash-talking messages. I'm like, I could go to his house right now, and in front of his family, I could take his life out with zero to no resistance.
Nothing. And so anyway, I played him this year, and he beat me by – I'm not even kidding.
I took a screenshot of it. I'll send it to somebody.
He beat me by .05. And it was like a Monday night, and I needed – oh, God, who's the running back for the Niners Elijah Mitchell

Elijah Mitchell I needed like one more run and he didn't get it and like immediately my phone rang and he was like I got you and I literally I did it I blasted out an email to the league and I went hey everybody because I had to take my power back guys right i want everybody i just lost to dave by 0.05 here's a screenshot i'm out i'm done with this league whoa i don't know any of you i don't see any of you anymore during this pandemic we don't even draft together anymore i will probably never see any of you again and if you do see me don't even come up and talk to me you're all dead to me all of you and i gotta tell you it felt so good i was like i literally i felt like i remember shawshank when he like crawls through the ship like the sewer and he gets out and he's like i'm free i felt like i crawled through like a like a sewer and i just crawled, and I just wrote a long email. And then a lot of my friends called, and they were like, you weren't being serious.
And the people in this league were like, you weren't being serious, right, dude? You're coming back, right, man? And I was like, no, I'm out. I'm free.
I think that's a very healthy thing to do. I'm free, yes.
I think that's great. Because also, Jerry, you have to think about it from the perspective of everybody else that was in that league.
Every time they play, you're like the Chiefs. You get everybody's best shot every week.
Everyone prepares for you. They're like, you know what? I'm going to take out the kid from Stand By Me this week.
He's going down. And then they get to brag about it later.
You emancipated yourself. I love this.
So freeing. So freeing.
But I'm sorry we didn't do better in our league. That was a question, by the way, of how many leagues are you in? Oh, I'm in – so right now, currently, I'm in a work league.
I do another funny thing with Daily Fantasy, which is I think the way to bet Daily Fantasy is I have a boss who loves fantasy football. And I go head-to-head with her every week in daily, which is fun because it increases your chances.

It's basically a 50-50 shot of running, you know? And I think that's the way to do daily fantasy. And it's funny.
In one of my leagues, I was like, I wonder if we could do a league because I just hate, like, getting stuck with a Gus Edwards. It's just like, oh, my goodness.
Like, you're just done. Like a Derrick Henry.
You're riding high, and then it's over. It's over.
Like, in that that league it auto-drafted um christian mccaffrey and then like like somebody else has chubba hubba and like that's it we're out you know i mean you're done to your credit you were a very active manager you were you were active on the waiver wire you were doing trades you eventually did get hubbard on the team like you've been it you do micromanage the team and you care, which I appreciate. Well, you know what? I was representing you guys.
I take that seriously. You guys are the funniest.
Both of you. And, you know, Caddy, Piffet, I love you guys, and I wanted to represent.
So I wanted to ask you about this season because we are... We're not, I'm officially going to say it.
We're going to bring you back for year two as managing team. Yes, one more year.
Now, we think that you can get it right. The franchise is headed in the right direction.
Well, let's. What do you have here? This is such an honor.
I just have a crip sheet of like stuff, rules. I mean, last time I was on, I gave you rules as to who you can and can't draft.
So we have an updated version. It's an updated version after this.
3.0, actually. Oh, I have a couple questions on here.
First of all, this is kind of an important question. How do Roman swipes work? Okay, so it's really easy.
Because I got to say, and I haven't tried them yet, so I don't want to talk about, like, speak weird about sponsors, but do you wipe your butt with it?

No. That's Jude wipes.

You're thinking of Jude wipes.

I think that you probably

could wipe your butt with it.

I don't know

medically if you...

We're not doctors, but...

I have listened to a couple Joe Rogan podcasts,

so I have a remedial

understanding of science.

Let's not get this episode pulled.

Have you ever seen Planet of the Apes, Jerry?

I'm just curious.

I've seen all of them, yeah.

I like the original one better.

Don't put Roman swipes in your butt.

Okay.

I haven't tried them, but you do make it sound intriguing. You don't strike me as a guy that comes too fast.
I'm just going to say it. You got a confidence to you.
You know, we're being very open and honest. Yeah.
You know, when you get to a point, your kid is younger.

Our kids are older, so they're everywhere.

They're everywhere.

So when sexy time does happen, it's so infrequent. it's so rare that

a lot of times like any sort of

control

or like sensuality is just, it's, it's gone. So I was interested in some of your, so you should Roman swipe, right? But not on the, but not on the more, maybe every day, just in case that day is the day.
It's also like efficiency is the name of the game. I would would imagine for you like there's a very small window that you have to hit as a father some privacy 30 seconds it's actually genetically and evolutionary speak i think it's it's better to be a premature ejaculator because you get to like pregnancy pregnancy pregnancy right right but when you're in a relationship, you want everyone to be satisfied.

Typically, if you're lasting five, six seconds, that's not satisfying to me.

Usually not.

She talks to Rick Pitino about that.

We don't make those jokes anymore.

We don't make those jokes.

Let me...

3.0.

I think this is 3.0 on rules.

You've done it twice before.

I think this is your updated 3.0 rules.

Falcons. Only Falcons are Bs.
Nothing else. Okay.
That's very confusing to me right off the bat because the Falcons, they seem like they've got a different running back every single week. Right.
But Cordell was magic, like some secret sauce for me. Oh, you're counting him as running.
Okay, sorry. That makes sense.
Okay. Mike.
Kyle Pitts is good, Jerry. I know, but I'm so sorry.
You have to, I also have like a vibe about what teams I can watch. Right.
And this last season, watching the Falcons air attack, it's too depressing. Like, you know what it is? It's also, forget what the name of it but when you go to your house and you take out things that don't bring you joy there's like it's like not oh yeah that's hondo or something yeah but it's like with fantasy like no offense but like watching yeah watching and you know i'm like the biggest browns defender here but for some reason watching browns games this season, it depressed me.
It was a slog, yeah. And it didn't bring me happiness.
And I got to watch teams that bring me happiness. Okay.
Carolina Panthers, nothing. Yep.
I can't touch him. I like that.
So Chris McCaffrey officially dead to you now? He is dead to me. You know what's so funny? When I auto-drafted him because you would not give me the password because I thought it was a prank, but it wasn't.
You're still the funniest. But I said to myself, he's going to get injured.
And I should have picked up Chubba Hubbard. But you know what? I mean, I don't even think Chubba Hubbard was the, on our lads, I don't even think he was the RB2.
No, he wasn't very good. It was, so never Carolina Panthers.
Caddy's Bears are dead to me. Bad.
Yeah. Bad, that's smart.
Their defense did get me through a few bye weeks, but they're dead to me. And you know what? I was really bummed out with Justin Fields.
That was a bummer. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, the Bears don't really play offense, so that's smart.
I feel like the Bears' defense, though, is good for at least a couple games a year when they're matched up against a really bad team that they play infrequently. They are.
This is purely fantasy stuff, and they do score points, but they just had a gross season. Remember that terrible Monday night game? It was a nightmare.
Which one? The Cowboys are depressing to watch now. I cannot watch them.
They have some bad – it's a bad vibe on them. It is.
They need to sage that place. They have everything that you would need on offense, but something doesn't work.
They need to sage it. Lions, sadness.
I mean, it's just sadness. It's like muting people on social media.
It's like, I got to get them out of me. I like that.
Blocking teams. Because you only get the two quarters a week.
You can't afford to waste those. It's got to be someone that brings me happiness.
I played a couple games that were exciting, but yeah. No Saints unless you can use their tight end as a quarterback.
Ah, yes. Unless you can put that quarterback in the TE slot and then lock it in and then have your whole league call you up and complain to you and you just ignore all their emails and stuff.
Yes. Genius move.
That's pretty good because they can't change that once it's locked in. I like the fact that you're the Frank Abagnale from Catch Me If You Can of fantasy leagues.
You find all the loopholes and you exploit them. It's not cheating.
It's locked in. And then after the fact, you're like, okay, we need to change something and update our rules because Jerry has figured out a way to get around them.
No Giants. No more Giants.
Giants are done. Yep.
I mean, that's, yeah, very depressing. Who's their WR,

like Roger Sterling?

Like, who are we,

what are we doing?

It's just not happening.

I think he was a madman, wasn't he?

Oh, you know what?

Packers.

Packers.

Sterling.

Sterling Shepard.

I said Roger Sterling?

Roger Sterling.

Packers.

Packers are okay.

No Packers running backs because I played someone this season who had started Dylan, and I was like, they need 30 points, I'm fine. And that was the game where Aaron Jones went out and Dylan had like three touchdowns.
So I get sickened by their running backs. But in a bye week, in a pinch, I do like Alan Lazard.
Yeah. Because his name is like laser.
It's just a cool name. It is fun to say.
It's more fun when he scores a touchdown. It is.
So Rams, I got to tell you, I know a lot of people are feeling the Rams fever here in Los Angeles. Are they? Oh, yeah.
When I came to work that Monday, everyone was in Rams gear. Really? These people aren't Rams fans.
I gotta tell you, it's why I also can't be, I'm sorry to upset everyone, it's why I can't be a Lakers fan. I moved to LA and all my agents were like, Lakers man, Lakers! And I can't do it.
I just can't do it. I can't make believe I'm into the Rams.
Have we ever asked you how you became a Chargers fan? Yeah. I moved to Los Angeles in the late 90s.
Things were looking up for the Chargers. They just drafted Ryan Leaf.
Yep. Ryan Leaf and I, I can find this, did a Maxim Magazine shoot.
Really? Yeah, because I was just in Jerry Maguire. I had played Frank Cushman.
Yep. And Ryan Leaf was the number one in the – Number two in the pick.
Peyton Manning went number one, right? Yep. And we did a spread in Max Magazine.
That's funny. And, you know, it was the only pro team in L.A.
when I moved here. The Raiders had left.
And I went to one XFL game. And I was like, you know, no offense to Vince McMahon.
He's a great businessman. But I went to that XFL game and I was like, I can't get into this.
This isn't. I mean, he I know he he hate me for saying that, but I just wasn't into it.
The Chargers were fun then, too. Like that was a objectively like it was really fun driving.
But you know what? I was like I was single. I would drive down to San Diego.
I'd make it a weekend. And you know what? Chargers fans are like the yacht rock of fans.
You go to that stadium. No one's in boots, ready to fight.
It's like everyone's in flip-flops. Everyone's high.
It's like a party. It's literally the Yacht Rock of NFL teams.

It's such a pleasant experience, Charger Sands.

And it's like a Michael McDonald song.

It's just like, it's smooth, man.

It's smooth.

Did you go to any games this year?

Yeah.

Oh, hell yeah.

Went to Raiders.

That was a little frightening. Did you go to all four quarters?

I went all four quarters.

Oh, wow.

I went with.

That'd be funny if your wife made you do this. I went with my wife.
I went with her. And I asked her if she thought Justin Herbert was hot.
And she was like, yeah, I see it. I see it.
But she wasn't... It wasn't like I was expecting her to be like...
I wanted her to like... It's funny.
I asked her if Joe Burrow was hot and she was like, yeah, I see it. Like I think she's more into Joe Burrow than she is into Justin Herbert.
So are you offended by that? You wanted her to think that Justin Herbert was like a stud. Well, he's kind of my quarterback.
He's like my quarterback. I wanted her to be like, oh, that guy's everything.
Much like Hank and his like, you could just tell how hard he gets whenever he talks about Tom Brady, you know? You derive some of your self-confidence on your quarterback. Yeah, and but I do like the Chargers.
I like them as an organization, too. Unlike our Jets, Billy, I'm sorry, they try.
They're trying. They're trying hard.
That run defense is the worst, but they're trying. Yeah, and we like Brandon Staley.

Okay.

Eagles, nobody except Jalen's sort of fun to watch.

Do not draft Miles Sanders.

I did that.

Or their running game at all.

That's like the only thing they do.

Niners, I'm sorry.

I know he dabbed on your birthday, but nothing with the Niners.

What about Debo?

Seahawks, wide receivers. There's something a little depressing about the Niners these days.
Really? I love them. I get a weird vibe with them.
Vibes are off. Well, you guys talking about Shanahan and the back end of games, too, sort of really, you know, if you're playing a player, you want their team to win.
Like, You want them to win. There's a weirdness going on there.
The commies, nobody. No one on the commies? No, you know what? And I'm so bummed out because I used to always have a thing where I'd have to have a tight end from the commies on my team.
And this is like Cooley, Vernon Davis, Reed, Jordan Reed, man. Fred Davis for a while, too.
We've had some good tight ends on the commies. I used to always have a commie tight end, but I don't even want a commie tight end.
Ravens, I get a weird vibe off of that team now. The vibes are off.
Yeah, the vibes are off. I just don't want to draft anybody there.
Seahawks, wide receivers, nobody else. Definitely not their running game.
This is my favorite because there will be someone who's listening to this who will tweet us and be like, so I've crunched the numbers and Jerry has basically boxed himself into being able to draft like 14 people. Texans gone.
Colts. No Colts.
I don't care even if Jonathan Taylor's the best. Jonathan Taylor? Yeah, I'm sorry.
I just can't do it. Bad vibes.
I get weird. It just gives me bad.
Your score's too much? It's just bad juju. Definitely no Broncos.

Spent all my free agent money on Tim Patrick after Jerry Judy got injured,

and I thought that was it.

I think I spent all of our money in our league,

and Broncos are dead to me.

Okay.

Browns, a little weird.

Maybe if Chubb is available in like a third round. Raiders are fun.
Any Raider. Okay.
Any Raider. There we go.
I noticed that. You picked up Hunter Renfro.
I think you traded for Hunter Renfro. Yeah.
You gave up a King's Ransom. Yeah, but it was fun, man.
Yeah, it was fun. Watching Renfro? My concern with Hunter Renfro is whenever he gets tackled, he really gets tackled.
Like, he gets hit harder than anybody in the league for some reason. I don't know what maybe they're just, like, teeing off on him.
I'm not sure. He's just not cupping it? He's not able to evade those? I don't know.
He just gets lit up. Never any Patriots.
Not at all. I started Mac Jones when he had that monster 17-yard game this season.
We were at that game. And, I mean, that's it.
Like, honestly, the franchise is dead to me. Like, even watching that 30-for-30 over my wife's shoulder last night when my wife was yammering on, I was like, God, Mac Jones scored, had 17 yards this season.
What a fucking joke. That's a game where you would be forgiven for just giving the death penalty to the entire team.
Because if you started Mac Jones, I'm not here to judge why you started Mac Jones in that game. But if you're watching that, and let's just say you need 10 points out of Mac Jones in that Monday night game.
And then the first half ends, and he hasn't attempted a pass. That's an all-time, like, fuck you, you're dead to me forever moment.
Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.
It's a nightmare. Bengals, all Bengals are okay.
So much fun to watch. I was a little late getting on that train, but I did draft T.
Higgins in our draft, so that was like, he was, it was, what a fun train to get on. And any Arizona Cardinal, love them.
Huh. Even Kyler, even though he's got bad vibes.
Kyler, I never said the Cardinals have bad vibes. But Kyler has bad vibes.
Bad body language. Oh, no.
You like me on Twitter. Oh, he unfollowed the Cardinals.
I didn't know the personal stuff. This morning he unfollowed the Arizona Cardinals.
I didn't know the personal stuff. The last I checked it was Alvin Kamara got arrested.
But the biggest shocking thing, what was Alvin Kamara doing? He was in the Pro Bowl? He got arrested after the Pro Bowl. Yeah, I know.
But I had Alvin Kamara in a league. And how did he get to the Pro Bowl? Well, Mac Jones also made the Pro Bowl.
Are you kidding me? Who's watching this garbage? Mac Jones, 17 yards. Mac Jones got to the fucking Pro Bowl? Yeah.
As what? Who is making these decisions? He scored like a 70-yard rushing touchdown

and did the gritty.

Everyone sits out.

So it's like basically if you're like,

if you're 10 out of,

if you're a top 10 quarterback in the AFC or NFC,

which means you're 10 out of 16,

you're in the Pro Bowl.

You have a chance to be in the Pro Bowl.

I'm sorry, but like the biggest shocker to me

was Alvin Kamara was in the Pro Bowl.

Like, I'm sorry. You know, I don't know what happened the nightclub, and there's two sides to every story and everything, but crazy.
Listen, guys, I know you're here in Los Angeles. I know Hank is a bit of a poet and also loves Tom Brady.
You got us a gift. So I actually wrote a – I'm a poet as well I write poetry I journal and stuff Uh huh I wrote a poem for Hank Is it okay? Yeah Yeah Absolutely You want me to read it? Yeah let's do it Yeah let's finish with the poem It's perfect Alright This is a poem for Hank Welcome to Los Angeles boys You flew and drove so very, very far.

But this is a little ditty for Hank,

who needs to know Tom Brady has no clue who you are.

You fellas traveled from the mighty coast of the east

through the lowlands and through the highlands,

but handsome H, thinking Brady knows who you are

is like the girl who accused me of fathering her child on Long Island. It happened.
Wasn't my kid. Totally delusional.
Yes. We welcome you all to Los Angeles and we would love to show you how much our city grew but when it comes to handsome Hank please remember Tom Brady has no clue.
We have many celebrities here in Los Angeles, many a star. You will all hobnob and chat.
And Hank, if you happen to see Tom Brady, he'll be like, who the fuck is that? So let's all enjoy our Super Bowl this week before we get all competitive and gambly. But Hank, if you're ever near Tom Brady, he'll be like, get that dude away from my family.
For this week, we celebrate PMT for entertaining us and helping us win bank. But PMT wouldn't be near complete if it wasn't for the delusions of our dear Hank.
Oh, that's great. Wow.
Well said. Wow.
What's the other? I'm sorry, I have another poem.

Okay, all right.

I don't know, I was just feeling it last night.

Who's this for?

I had some pre-workout and I was going.

Hell yeah.

Here we go.

This is a poem for Billy.

Okay.

Billy, Billy, Billy.

The mind of Mangini, the girth of David Wells. Billy, Billy, Billy The mind of Mangini The girth of David Wells Billy, Billy, Billy The only man who travels With 250 pounds of dumbbells Billy, Billy, Billy Such a hard worker Never do you pout Billy, Billy, Billy Not even when you drive 30 straight hours Zooted on black rifle and pre-workout Billy, Billy, Billy.
Not even when you drive 30 straight hours zooted on black rifle and pre-workout.

Billy, Billy, Billy.

Welcome to Los Angeles where I am your host.

Billy, Billy, Billy.

Time for some more pre-workout

and another incoherent blog post.

Oh, Billy, Billy, Billy.

Here, PMT, you're such an important cog.

Billy, Billy, Billy. What the fuckT, you're such an important cog.
Billy, Billy, Billy.

What the fuck kind of training do you do with that dog?

Billy, Billy, Billy.

We joke.

You are a big, lovable, hot mess.

Billy, Billy, Billy.

T-Y-F-Y-S.

And that is why he's a Mount Rushmore guest. That's perfect.
Jerry O'Connell, thank you. Love you, Jerry.
The best. We love you.
You're both the funniest. We love you.
We love you. Thank you.
And we'll look forward to sometime in August. We'll do a preview of fantasy football.
Yeah. And we'll figure it out this way.
So we will have the draft set up ahead of time. Yes.
And we'll Twitch it maybe. We'll put it on Twitch.
Yes. Hey, what's going on there, pal? We saw you at the hockey game on.
Do I know you guys? I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named after me.
Not a big deal. Pink Whitney? That's what I thought.
See you, fellas. I invented the thing, you pigeon.
Pink Whitney for legendary moments all right uh let's wrap up we went we saw jackass forever uh boys trip very good time uh we got a bunch of concessions it is concessions month and it was an awesome movie i billy was not high for the record billy was not high jake we'll have have to get Jake's thoughts because Jake had never seen a movie, a Jackass movie before. When you guys had Steve-O on one like two years ago, I watched some clips on YouTube.
You were appalled? It was crazy. It was nuts.
It was my first full movie. There was one scene in the movie where Bam was in it and I I hit Jake, and I was like, dude, that's Bam.

I can't believe he's there.

And Jake just didn't even respond. I was like, yeah.

He was like, okay.

Because it was very like they didn't show.

Bam was in the back, and I saw him, and I was like, oh, fuck.

I thought you were talking about Bam on a bio, if we're being honest.

Oh, my God.

I love it, Jake.

I love how pure it is.

What did you think?

I want to know your honest thoughts.

Yeah.

It was cool.

I liked just the pace of the movie. It's like there's not a plot.
It's just a little five-minute videos. You thought it was a plot? No, I mean, it's just cool how it's paced it up.
You're like an alien. I love this.
They do a great job of mixing in the short. I love the short skits.
Those are the funniest ones. That's like old school jackass, the show, CKY.
Now, Jake, the amount of penises, what did you think? That was crazy. Yeah.
It was wild. I was like, there were a lot of stunts.
I think all of the ones with the balls involved were the worst. See, to me, like Jackass, I was thinking about it while I was watching it.
I was laughing so hard. Those guys could make a movie.
They could keep doing it. I know they i know they're old there's a couple moments where it's like oof like there's no spoilers because it's jackass but johnny knoxville like going out on a stretcher i was like oh god dude like you're old and this is bad how many concussions you probably have but they are to me and i i know people will say this is like a sad statement they're like the peak of like american culture to me like i love everything about them i think they're so fucking funny it does seem very uh simple like guy hits you know you know ball and you know guy gets hit in the balls ha puke but it's like it's genius everything about it is genius i think it's it's not simple because they take sometimes, like you said, is like get hit in the balls.
Yeah. Everybody laughs.
But they wrap all these tiny little details around every single sketch that they do. There was one where I think somebody was getting shot into the water.
Or no, it was the machine gun Kelly on the bike with a giant hand slapping them into the water. And they still have like the other guys that aren't in that actual contest in the pool wearing like tiny little shark costumes, swimming, right? It's just, it's very, very funny stuff.
And their reactions to everything. It's just, they live in a surreal world.
And I keep thinking that at one point, somebody is going to get a debilitating injury or worse. And it's actually made me realize that life isn't as dangerous sometimes.
If these guys are still alive and doing jackass, they've put their bodies through everything. They definitely, I would imagine some of them have PTSD from some of them.
The bear stunt was insane. That was crazy.
That was Aaron had to do the bear stunt. That was fucking wild.
He got shat on this entire time. He was our star.
The cup check was incredible. The Silence of the Lambs skit was the funniest part of the whole movie, I thought to me.
When they did the snakes in the dark room. That's the psychological part of it.
It's so funny watching it because they go right to the edge always where i think everyone trusts everyone and they know that like okay we're gonna keep it to a point where we'll never like super super like really fucked up we could die this kind of stuff but it's always right on the edge we're like holy shit like this is bad this could be really bad and they somehow find that line so get right up to it. The penises part didn't shock me.
The amount of buttholes in this movie shocked me. There was a lot of buttholes.
I think it's all funny. I know people will be like, oh, you think that's so lame.
Like, oh, a guy getting hit in the balls. Like, that shit is funny.
I actually thought the only complaint I had of the entire movie was not enough puke. Yeah.
Like there was not enough puke. I needed more puke.
They had that one cameraman that almost throws up all the time. He always does.
He's an old school guy. And he's got the mask.
He was leaving his mask on while he was almost puking into it. And I still, to this day, like watching this just reaffirms the fact that I think that you could take jackass, you could show it to ISIS, and they would laugh their balls off.
Yes. It would actually bring the world together.

If we could just have a set aside two hours where everybody in the world sits down and watch Jackass. And we'd be like, you know what? We got a lot more in common than maybe we thought.
ISIS Salon. Yeah, ISIS Salon that we passed.
ISIS Boulevard. The one thing that made me like, I think those guys, I think the new guys, Poopies, he, that guy looked, he was like a cross between every Cali skater and Dave England who's still around for the Jackass crew.
Like his look felt like he had been there forever. And I feel like they, they could keep doing these movies with like Knoxville, not doing as many stunts, but like some of these newer guys, like the guy and his hilarious.
It was Passing the Torch. That's what this movie was.
No, it was. I watched it.
I was like, they got another big fat guy. Sneaking my favorite guy in it was the newcomer, Zach, who I thought, I was pretty sure that was stabbed from Cumbtown the entire time.
That's really mean. No, I mean, the guy was hilarious.
That's what you meant. Yeah.
No, just a sense of humor. I don't know what Sav looks like.
He just reminded me, and they share a commonality, like a similar brain. But yeah, it was a great movie.
I laughed really, really hard. I can't wait to rewatch it.
Like, that's the other part. I've seen all the jackasses a million times, and I really hope that they find a way to keep making the movies maybe it's not all the same guys because there is a point like even when steve-o when when knoxville uh had the the machine that shot the ball at him coming out of the shitter and like he probably got a little bit of a concussion that actually was the one that made me think that too that when you said the knoxville concussion thing, I was like, Steve-O got hit in the head for no reason.
He should probably be fucking careful. It was like, that was definitely a minor concussion.
Some of these guys probably should stop, but, like, or find a role like Pontius, who, like, Pontius has found a perfect role where he just has really great one-liners and then whips his cock out every few scenes.

And, like, he doesn't really ever do any of the crazy shit anymore.

There's nothing that puts his life in jeopardy ever.

Right, right.

Just his dick.

So it's like finding that where it's like some of the older guys maybe do some of that.

And then the younger guys take more of the risks.

I hope they keep doing it forever because Knoxville's a genius.

Like, whatever it is.

And it's obviously partly because he does a lot of the fucked up shit. Like, you could see when he got when he went to the hospital they're like that's that's why he's the captain because like he got run over by a bull yeah yeah it was almost the exact same situation that he was in at the start of jackass yeah right by that bullet it mirrored it perfectly my actually my favorite part of the movie was when preston was dressed up in the latex outfit yeah and and they were getting they were getting ready to film a scene this is not part of the scene was when Preston was dressed up in the latex outfit.
Yeah. And they were getting, they were getting ready to film a scene.
This was not part of the scene they were doing. Yeah.
And then he just farted. He goes, Oh my God, I shit myself.
It's, and it's, it's stuff like that. That's like completely, he's a 51 year old man.
He said that dressed up in a silver latex outfit, shitting himself. Cause he farted too hard.
And that's what it is. And it's fucking funny.
It's never, it's never not going to be funny for me to watch jackass yes and to see those guys kicking each other in the nuts and shitting themselves yeah because we we've said it when we've had steve-o on and other people we talk about jackass like it's at the at the absolute like core of it it's just like guy friendship like it's dudes hanging out yeah they do extreme shit but like who hasn't been hanging out with a friend and like, oh, he shit himself or he did this. Like, oh, that's hilarious.
You sit there and you're laughing and crying and like and you can't stop laughing. And those are the moments that you always remember.
And that's jackass. And I just I honestly I had the biggest smile on my face walking out of theater because I was like, I miss those guys.
I love those guys. They're like, it sounds sappy but they're very important to like my happiness.
You know what I mean? I've had so many funny moments watching them with my friends, with you guys. It's the best.
I would say that they're heroes. Yeah.
They are heroes. They've given me more hours of laughter than probably anybody.
I love them. If you monitor how many times you laugh out loud in the funniest comedy you've ever seen versus how much you laugh out loud in Jackass, you laugh out loud way more in Jackass.
It's a great time. I actually was thinking about it when I was watching.
I was like, I can't. I was trying to do the math.
I was like, I can't wait for maybe 12, 13 years where I can show my son like every single jackass movie,

but like sit down, let's fucking watch this.

And like, he'll obviously think it's funny because I'm going to make sure that he thinks

nut shots are funny.

But like, I don't know what age would be appropriate.

Eight, 10, 12, 12, 13.

Well, maybe it was like probably I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a parent, but like maybe it's

not appropriate for you to show it to him.

But like he, if he sees it, he will enjoy it. No, but I'm saying like, I don't want watch it with anyone.
I want to sit down and be like, watch this, and then we see how funny that is. Kicking in the nuts is like the peak of comedy when you're two years old.
Yeah, it's like middle school. Or when Preston shit in the mask and Steve O'Pierre get in.
Oh, my God. That shit.
Yeah. All right, so I'm looking forward to it.
I know that makes me probably a little fucked up but that's okay i hope i'm looking forward to that moment i hope they keep on making jackass until they're in the retirement home yeah but they're still fucking with you they're like letting each other's oxygen canisters yeah but they could do they could definitely i saw it like watching it i was like they could do this in five years they could do another one where just some of the older guys take a little bit less of the risks. And some of the newer guys can do it.
And I would like to nominate Billy to be part of it if they need a newer guy. Billy just kept on.
Every time there was an animal, he's like, oh, fuck. That's a fucking.
They had some great wildlife. Or it was a scorpion.
Or it was your favorite animal. In the opening scene, when they take Chris Pontius' penis out as Godzilla.
And it's about to get bitten by a turtle. billy just go everyone else is like oh my god oh my god no no and billy goes oh that's an alligator snapping turtle yeah they their psi is like a thousand pounds per inch yeah crazy that's exactly what i was thinking yeah but that like if you took out like another turtle it'd be like okay but that was like a dame like an alligator snapping turtle a snapping turtle but anyway it did it could have been it could have been anything like you could have done it like a you could have just pinched his dick with like right but it was a sick turtle does it great it was a dangerous turtle that thing could take like a finger off how do they decide who does which one is all volunteering well it's like there's definitely some lanes like steve-o is it does a lot of um shit that like with his butt his dick pontius always has his dick out he's a dick dave england and dave england i feel like gets concussed a lot okay and then the um aaron also gets really fucked up the guy who did the cup checks okay and then knoxville does like did.
Like he's the ringleader, and then he'll do like one or two big ones. There was also used to be a much more of like there's the skaters people that do like the skating type stuff, and then there's like the Knoxville people who just do like the stunts, the Knoxville's and the Steve-O's.
That's kind of blended now. I also, this was the first time I felt like Preston, Dave England, and the Mohawk guy, the cup check guy.
Those guys definitely are going to give you more money, but you have to do way more. Preston wasn't really in it.
They were more prominently featured. The big guy.
That was the new guy. Preston was in it.
Preston wasn't there. Yeah, he was in it.
They, yeah. But yeah, there's usually...
They were very prominently featured more so than ever where I was like, all right, they definitely were like, all right, we're going to give you more, but you have to do way more. Yeah, but that's...
I mean, you should go watch the first one. Bam, that's why when I saw Bam, Bam was...
He probably was the second most important guy to the whole thing. For sure.
Behind Knoxville. His crew and Knoxville's crew.
Yeah, right. So when I saw him, I was like, oh shit, there he is.
I think he did filming for like a day or two. But yeah, go see it.
It's awesome. Steve-O also gets called in to do kind of weirdly acrobatic stuff.
Yeah. Like unicycles and shit.
Yeah, he would fit in very well in like a traveling circus. I feel like he probably did some of that shit.
Pontius used to do animal shit. Yeah.
The Wild Boys were awesome. And then Viva La Bam was great.
Man, I just love Jackass. It's the best.
It really is the best. And I can't wait to show up to my son.
I really did think that. I was like, there's going to be a day where I'm like, sit down.
We're going to watch all of these. I think it might be more fun if he like discovers it in like a bad way.
Like he's not supposed to watch it. Well.
I know that when we were kids, it was like, don't watch Jackass. So you'd have to like sneak it in.
I think it's funny no matter what. I mean he.
Literally. When I FaceTimed my family tonight.
The report back was that he watched me fall into the pool. Like 20 times.
And laughed every time. So that's.
That's. I mean that's a precursor to his.
Sense of humor. Like that really made me feel good.
I almost fucking ate shit and broke my skull. But he thought it was funny.
Yeah. So, whatever.
Falling down is funny. I would put falling down into the same category as you hit the nuts.
Yes. More puke, though.
I would have liked more puke. I just, I like puke.
When puke happens, I think it's funny. My sneaky favorite funniest part was when they did the stunt and they pretended like they were doing a serious interview after.
Yeah. And they're like, what was your favorite jackass? And the guy at Dave Engel was just going into it dead serious.
Yeah, how they always get pranked. All right, this was my favorite moment that I was on.
And he was like instantly going into it. That just cracked me up.
There must be so many moments behind the scenes when they do stuff. They have to do the interview for the behind the scenes commentary for the DVD where they're just on edge the entire time.
They're like, someone's fucking me right now. It's gotta be the most uncomfortable movie set to ever be on.
Yes. All right.
That's our show. We got an awesome show coming Friday.
They should win a fucking Oscar. Yeah.
They should win a noble peace prize. It's ridiculous that those Hollywood phonies have not given Jackass an Oscar yet.
It should at least be nominated because the amount of joy that they've given to the world,

it kicks the shit out of every other director

and every other comedy group.

Like, it's insane,

the work that they put in.

They've sacrificed their bodies

to make us laugh.

Jeff Tremaine, come on the show.

And it works.

It fucking works.

They need an Oscar.

Give Jackass an Oscar.

Yes, yes.

I agree.

All right.

We have a great show coming Friday.

Super Bowl week finale.

We're going to have two Bengals players and a Rams fan. A famous Rams fan.
Numbers to end the show. 69.
46. 17.
What do you got? 82. Jake? 44.
Stop farting, Hank. Hank's 55.
Love you guys.

Alligator Snapping Turtles.

Score, 158 Newtons of bite force.

I'm talking away.

I don't know what I'm to say.

I'm saved anyway.

Today's another day to fight you.

Shining away.

I'll be coming for your love, okay? Shine it away. I'll be coming for your love, okay? Take on me.
Take me on. I'll be gone.
I'll tell you Needless to say I'm all descended But I'll be stolen away Slowly learning that life is okay Say after me It's no better to be safe than sorry Save Take me young I'll be gone Can I tell you true All the things that you say Is it a lot more Just to play my worries away You're all the things I've got to remember You're shying away I'll be coming for you Take me on, I'll be gone in a day I'll be good in a day. Thank you.