Dana White, Carson Wentz Is Back, NFL Week 9 Preview, Fantasy Billy & Fyre Fest

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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take, we have Dana White in studio getting ready for UFC 268

Speaker 26 at the Mecca MSG on Saturday night NFL week nine preview talking about every game giving you our picks we have fantasy billies in place of fantasy fuckboys fire fest of the week and when cool creamy ranch meets tangy bold buffalo the hole is greater than the sum of its sauce Say howdy partner to new Buffalo Ranch sauce only at McDonald's for a limited time.

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Speaker 16 Welcome to part of my take.

Speaker 27 Today is Friday,

Speaker 28 November.

Speaker 30 I almost said October, November 5th, and it is officially Daylight Savings Weekend.

Speaker 13 It really is.

Speaker 31 It actually is.

Speaker 8 And so, for that reason and that reason only, we're betting against the Packers.

Speaker 13 Yes, but it is.

Speaker 15 Also, Carson Wentz is back and the Colts are back, or did they play the Jets?

Speaker 8 Well, first of all, before we get into that, I think we should take the time. We don't celebrate it enough on this podcast.
We don't really acknowledge milestones that frequently.

Speaker 8 We should say it is our 500th episode.

Speaker 3 Oh, hell yeah.

Speaker 13 Congratulations, guys. And

Speaker 3 on top of the 500th episode, Sam Ellinger played tonight for a snap.

Speaker 32 So, Billy, what a conflict of interest.

Speaker 16 Billy's wearing his homemade,

Speaker 21 it's a store-bought Zach Wilson jersey that has become a homemade Mike White jersey who then got hurt.

Speaker 16 The greatest quarterback of all time, Mike White, got hurt in the first or second quarter.

Speaker 37 It doesn't really matter because the Colts were going to kick the shit out of the Jets regardless tonight, it felt like.

Speaker 32 But Billy, what did you feel when your favorite team was going up against your favorite quarterback?

Speaker 43 Well, at first, when making the jersey into a Mike White jersey, I realized it was way too easy to turn the two into a five.

Speaker 43 And I must have realized at that point that something bad was going to happen because it was starting off so well.

Speaker 44 Okay.

Speaker 3 And then it went really, really good. Yeah, guys.

Speaker 45 That's like, yeah, like the night was like, oh, this is perfect.

Speaker 8 I was like, whoa, you just switched two sides and the two's a five. They should send that jersey to the Hall of Fame.
Mike White's rookie jersey.

Speaker 8 Has there ever been a more hilarious jersey to have in the Pro Football Hall of Fame than Mike White's jersey from last week? Yeah. I think that one would be the only funnier one.

Speaker 43 I mean, there were so many good vibes. They're wearing the same black pants as last week.

Speaker 43 A lot of high hopes going on.

Speaker 3 Just say, Hank, come on.

Speaker 9 Jets fans were like freaking out about these jerseys before the game, and they were like gross.

Speaker 3 You don't get it.

Speaker 6 They were literally just first.

Speaker 3 And they were just like a white jersey with black pants.

Speaker 48 Yeah, we haven't done that before.

Speaker 3 That's pretty cool.

Speaker 43 It was the same black pants from last week.

Speaker 3 They didn't wash them. The same quarterback.

Speaker 8 Yeah, but the Colts counter that by going color rush.

Speaker 3 The same black.

Speaker 8 Which is just completely one-upping it.

Speaker 49 The same black pants with the same quarterback, guys.

Speaker 3 All right, so

Speaker 3 answer the question.

Speaker 17 Sam Ellinger.

Speaker 43 I was so hyped when I got in.

Speaker 50 Yeah, you didn't even know.

Speaker 3 You weren't even in the room.

Speaker 43 No, I was right behind the room taking a call, trying to figure out what was going on with Mike White.

Speaker 8 Billy was doing business deals in the background.

Speaker 3 But yeah, this was absolutely

Speaker 27 clowning and a shit pumping.

Speaker 8 No, no, it was a clowning. It's definitely a clowning.

Speaker 3 And a shit pumping.

Speaker 8 I think it's more of a clowning because they threw a touchdown pass to their offensive linemen.

Speaker 8 And when the refs get in on the clown show, when they do the old offsides, uh false start on everybody except for the center

Speaker 48 that's a clown show i think actually it was the double because i think first half was a shit pumping 2810 second half was clowning uh jonathan taylor ripping off like an 80-yard run the false start that pft said so i think you got clowned and shit pumped well shit pumpings turn into a clown show once got it it's once the clown shit happens yeah exactly got it uh so when i mean the big winner of tonight for the jets has got to be mike white though yes because he looked decent he took our our first couple drives that he was in.

Speaker 17 Everything we said, we said, when you're a backup quarterback in the NFL, the best thing you can do is have an awesome game and then immediately get injured and secure your

Speaker 30 status as an NFL quarterback for 10 years.

Speaker 10 Mike White,

Speaker 3 I'll remember Mike White. Mike White.

Speaker 38 Chain put in a reminder, don't forget about Mike White,

Speaker 50 May 24th.

Speaker 8 He's going to be a backup quarterback, I feel like, on the Texans for about eight years. Yeah.

Speaker 43 He threw a touchdown, too, in the second game. So he can also said he had two good games.

Speaker 48 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yep.

Speaker 2 Well, no, he actually had three because didn't he play the second half of the

Speaker 3 right, right? Yeah, so

Speaker 3 I don't think he did that well. Okay.

Speaker 27 So we'll just keep it to this.

Speaker 8 I have a big question.

Speaker 33 What the fuck, Tennessee?

Speaker 8 How did the Titans lose to this team? The Jets defense stinks. Absolutely.

Speaker 3 And to Billy's credit. What about the Bengals?

Speaker 8 They do hit.

Speaker 3 They hit hard. Wait, what about the Bengals?

Speaker 8 Yeah, how did the Bengals do this? They hit hard, but the problem is they hit hard like 12 yards down the field when it's a rushing play.

Speaker 8 The rush defense stinks.

Speaker 41 The Bengals, I was actually thinking about this earlier today, and I know that it's contradictory to what we're about to do with our picks because I took the Bengals versus the Browns.

Speaker 31 But the Bengals, I think we need to put in our tickler file that

Speaker 37 they're like Ben Affleck, your suspect, in Goodwill Hunting, because the Bengals have lost to the Jets and the Bears.

Speaker 8 Yeah. That's bad.
Well, they do the thing where they play down to their competition like the Jets play up to their competition when it's a really good team.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so the Jets, yeah, the Jets somehow have two wins against two good teams, but they got clown showed and shit pumped tonight.

Speaker 4 I'm back in on Carson Wentz.

Speaker 19 How can you not be after this performance?

Speaker 19 I do have a question, though, and earmuffs the city of Philadelphia, because I know they will not like me bringing this up, although I think they think about it constantly.

Speaker 10 Why are the Colts not sitting Carson Wentz in the second half of blowouts?

Speaker 20 Because if you remember, the Colts, if Carson Wentz gets 75% of the Colts snaps this season, their second-round pick that they traded for Carson Wentz becomes a first-round pick.

Speaker 56 Why in this game that's so clearly, if I were the Colts, I would sit Carson Wentz and I would fast snap it.

Speaker 35 I would do a hurry-up offense to try to get as many snaps in in the second half so that the percentages get off.

Speaker 8 Well, they probably want him to get injured so that they can get Sam Ellingrant, the future in the game. Get some reps.

Speaker 57 Wouldn't that make sense?

Speaker 8 It would absolutely make sense.

Speaker 8 I think it's kind of counterintuitive to Frank Reich, though, because Frank Reich, he seems like the kind of guy that's just like, he's been hurt so many times in the past that he's like, no lead is safe in the NFL.

Speaker 10 Well, also, he probably is going to figure this out in week 16, be like, oh, shit.

Speaker 36 We should have

Speaker 3 done.

Speaker 38 Yeah, what have I done? But that's like,

Speaker 27 this goes back to

Speaker 4 if you had to say, what would Bill Belichick do?

Speaker 31 Like, the Colts were beating the Texans 31-3 earlier this year.

Speaker 36 They beat him 31-3.

Speaker 32 I think Carson Wentz took every single snap.

Speaker 35 They should, whenever they're blown out either way, even when it's like the game is a two-touchdown score game and there's like three minutes left, just snap it and knee it with so, like you should have someone else take all the knees.

Speaker 40 Yes. Because every snapshot.

Speaker 8 Use every play that you have to get Carson Wentz out of the game.

Speaker 60 I think it's too late now.

Speaker 10 I think he's done so many.

Speaker 30 Like I saw the stat.

Speaker 28 I think it's like something around 525 of 540 this year.

Speaker 10 So that's going to be tough to get back down to 75%.

Speaker 17 But man, they kind of screwed this because this game, Carson Wentz didn't have to play the second half for the Colts to win.

Speaker 8 They should even take it into account towards the end of second halves when they have a backup in to just run a shitload of plays.

Speaker 3 That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 Or designed to get four yards of carry and then just keep the change. Get as many plays

Speaker 8 as you can.

Speaker 3 Exactly.

Speaker 8 Run a hurry-up offense at the end of the play. Get as many stats in to throw the percentages off.

Speaker 3 Go for it on fourth down.

Speaker 8 I actually think that they're playing Carson Wentz more because they want to get him confident. They're trying to get him into that rhythm.

Speaker 53 I get it.

Speaker 8 And he looked, there were times tonight when Carson Wentz looked good, really good. Like he's getting redder.
His face gets red. He gets angrier looking.
Yeah.

Speaker 8 And it's like, that reminds me of the old school Carson Wentz when he gets in the game and he's not scared, but he does have that chip on his shoulder.

Speaker 8 I love the play call that they had when they threw the pass to Pinter, the extra offensive lineman there, because it's the perfect play for Carson Wentz.

Speaker 8 It's designed for him to roll out to the right, look like he's panicking for a while, but the entire time it was designed to come back to the left for a touchdown pass.

Speaker 8 And nobody pulls off the deer in the headlights look better than Carson Wentz. He's born with that.
He's awesome at that. Run as many plays as you can, where it's designed freakouts for Carson Wentz.

Speaker 49 Yeah, I just wish they, I think it would be a fun little wrinkle to every Colts game of like, how many snaps are they going to try to sneak in someone other than Carson Wentz?

Speaker 61 Like, they ran Wildcat with Jonathan Taylor at the goal line.

Speaker 54 That counts.

Speaker 16 How many snaps can they sneak in, offensive snaps?

Speaker 41 And like, it's almost like a pitcher you're trying to do on a pitch count.

Speaker 10 Like, can we get get Carson Wentz right at 75%?

Speaker 32 Carson Wentz, now

Speaker 46 there's questions of whether he's a great leader in the locker room.

Speaker 19 I'll leave that, you know, whatever, in Philly.

Speaker 32 But Carson Wentz would be, it would actually help him.

Speaker 58 If the Colts were like, hey, we're going to try to take you out for some snaps.

Speaker 61 We're going to get you another offensive lineman next year with the first-round pick.

Speaker 8 I want to look up what happened on that play that they brought Sam in for. Did Carson Wentz go out to wide receiver? And if so, does that count as him taking a snap if he's in a wide receiver?

Speaker 8 I don't think it does i don't think it take counts as him taking a snap but maybe i'll have to check my carson went snap log yeah we'll have to look at the verbiage of his contract i'm sure there's a twitter account that's just checking all of his snaps like there's absolutely a philly twitter account that has an up-to-date every single game carson went snap yeah log uh we should also address the big question that troy aikman had because he's talking about how to how the jets are going to turn this whole thing around he said they brought in solid to change the culture what happens first do you change it?

Speaker 8 Well, then he goes, the culture usually changes by winning football games. That's the easiest way to do it.

Speaker 8 So what comes first winning football games are changing the culture to a winning football culture. Can you have a winning football culture without actually winning football games?

Speaker 44 Yes.

Speaker 8 I think you can. I think you can.

Speaker 3 I think you can pull off.

Speaker 11 Yes. I think you've got to do the, there's that year where you can change the culture by losing close games.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 8 The Lions kind of had a little bit of that at the start of the year. There's some culture.

Speaker 8 Losing closer games than you would have expected them to lose.

Speaker 49 Yeah, like if you can,

Speaker 4 it's basically you can change the culture.

Speaker 63 A five-win team can change the culture by being in a lot of games and then finishing in the month of December like three and one.

Speaker 17 That's a change of culture.

Speaker 8 You finish strong. Yeah, you have a good week of practice.
Yeah. The team wants to stick around for the bye week.
If you try to give them a victory Monday, they're like, no, we don't want the day off.

Speaker 8 And have someone, some talking head, maybe even us, call call you the team no one wants to face in december yeah a frisky team yeah a team with a lot to prove a team that could do some damage and play spoiler so yeah that is it's it's a tough thing to do but i think troy is right that you can you can you don't have to win to change the culture to a winning culture so which losing culture right now is being changed to a winning culture losing culture changed to a winning culture yeah

Speaker 3 ooh

Speaker 16 Well, there's a winning culture being changed to a losing culture on a few teams.

Speaker 45 Yes.

Speaker 17 I think the Vikings have that going.

Speaker 8 But sometimes you don't know when the culture is going from losing to winning. Last year.

Speaker 3 No, I'm saying

Speaker 8 winning to losing. But last year, would you have expected that the Bengals culture was being changed when they stunk?

Speaker 11 I think the Bengals culture definitely, yeah, it changed over last year.

Speaker 31 Yeah, because of Joe Burrow.

Speaker 11 He's a culture changer.

Speaker 9 You know what I'm saying? And now Jamar Chase.

Speaker 3 And Jamar Chase.

Speaker 15 Those guys change culture.

Speaker 9 Basically change the culture themselves.

Speaker 8 I think the... The culture in New England is changing into a winning culture this year.
Yeah, fine.

Speaker 3 I should call that one. Very true.

Speaker 52 I'm looking right now. I'm going to tell you.

Speaker 27 I'm going to give you a definitive.

Speaker 18 The Chargers are trying to change their culture.

Speaker 8 I feel like the Chargers have changed their culture.

Speaker 3 They're 4-4.

Speaker 4 The Chargers are 4-4?

Speaker 3 4-3. 4-3.
Okay.

Speaker 33 But still, that's, I mean, they're 4-3.

Speaker 43 Chiefs.

Speaker 15 Chiefs are changing to a losing culture.

Speaker 64 Yeah, I'm looking. I'm doing a

Speaker 15 peruse of who's changing into a winning culture.

Speaker 68 Maybe the Raiders. I know they have

Speaker 69 great in the Raiders.

Speaker 8 Jake, you're going to get us canceled again.

Speaker 3 Oh.

Speaker 12 The Browns are struggling with their culture.

Speaker 15 They're trying to find a way to change to a winning culture.

Speaker 17 The Browns are.

Speaker 9 They did for like a half a season.

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 17 The Browns are a team.

Speaker 3 They can't help themselves.

Speaker 38 The Browns are like,

Speaker 12 to use myself as an example, the Browns last year were when I lose like 20 pounds for one month a year and everyone's like, damn, you look good.

Speaker 54 I didn't actually change my diet culture.

Speaker 38 I just had a nice little winning streak, one season.

Speaker 15 But I'll go back to being a losing culture.

Speaker 3 How's that going, by the way? Not good.

Speaker 3 We got milk.

Speaker 9 At what point do you want us to try and hold you accountable?

Speaker 3 Because I remember December.

Speaker 68 I text them for a salad every day. You approved one of four days.

Speaker 12 Can I tell you something?

Speaker 9 All monitor Marsh just fucking dunked on you.

Speaker 3 You approved the salad.

Speaker 22 Are we in the trust tree? Yeah.

Speaker 3 You didn't eat it? I threw it in the trash. No way.

Speaker 68 Did it taste bad?

Speaker 3 No, I didn't. I didn't even open it.

Speaker 71 We've had bar school bites here every single day this week.

Speaker 3 I've been eating chicken wings every day.

Speaker 8 I threw away my salad yesterday and ate the chili.

Speaker 70 Dude, I saw the salad and it was just sitting on my desk. Just picked it up and threw it right in the trash.

Speaker 3 Can I give you a salad? I didn't even bother asking someone. No.
I was just like, I don't want this salad.

Speaker 8 Let me give you some advice. Just get soup every day.
Yeah.

Speaker 27 I've been eating soup. I tried that.

Speaker 66 I tried that on Monday.

Speaker 48 I got jambalaya.

Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 That'll happen too.

Speaker 8 You got to go for the non-cream-based soups and the, like, you know, something relatively healthy.

Speaker 44 Listen.

Speaker 8 Loaded baked potato soup, man.

Speaker 3 You know, well, I'll get

Speaker 3 on it. We'll just go crash.
We'll go crash diet. That's healthy, right?

Speaker 9 That's healthy. We'll go crash diet.
Bad foreshadowing, I think, for what you're doing at this point.

Speaker 13 Oh, Jesus Christ, yeah.

Speaker 11 We'll do a nice, easy landing diet.

Speaker 3 That's good, good.

Speaker 37 That's just very soft and pillowy.

Speaker 60 Yeah, I think that that

Speaker 41 I got to be 2.30 by the time I get back from Thanksgiving.

Speaker 8 That's a dangerous date to give yourself.

Speaker 8 You should not anchor any doubts.

Speaker 3 Oh, Carson Wentz by Wisconsin.

Speaker 3 He should have been taking

Speaker 3 the nuts. That's hilarious.
That's actually very funny.

Speaker 69 They got hit in the nuts.

Speaker 12 But they shouldn't have him in.

Speaker 65 They should have someone else taking the snaps right now.

Speaker 3 All right. Yeah.

Speaker 4 December or sorry, December 1st, I have to weigh in at 2.30.

Speaker 41 Then I'm fine.

Speaker 64 Because 10 pounds in a a month is like, you know, me.

Speaker 13 I can do that. Easy.

Speaker 8 That's easy. Just don't eat.
That's pretty simple.

Speaker 69 Make sure I bring my backpack home.

Speaker 3 Yep. Thank you, Jake.
Jake's just my walk-in reminder. On your laptop.
His swim just ran off.

Speaker 8 What was that for?

Speaker 3 I wanted to.

Speaker 64 Remind me to bring my backpack home.

Speaker 8 You don't bring your backpack home?

Speaker 54 Most days, no.

Speaker 3 But today is like, I'm not going to be here tomorrow, and we're going to be in Hoboken on Sunday.

Speaker 36 Jake is your Gary.

Speaker 8 If you're Selena Gomez, wait, what's her name? Selena Myers. Selena Myers.
I always call her. If you're Selena Myers, Jake is your bag man.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 He just, he, you know, he gets my salads, I throw in the trash.

Speaker 10 We are, Jake and I are running like a mini version of Veep these days.

Speaker 3 Where it's just physical comedy everywhere.

Speaker 22 Oh, Jake, why don't you send us into our next ad with a chop?

Speaker 58 Do you want to say anything?

Speaker 68 I never performed a chop. I just sang it.
Okay.

Speaker 3 Sideways chop. All right, let's get to our weekend preview.

Speaker 3 Breaking moves.

Speaker 3 We were literally about to get to the ad and the rest of the show.

Speaker 14 We were.

Speaker 3 That was great.

Speaker 5 We were ready to get up.

Speaker 37 We just had finished.

Speaker 70 We were about to leave.

Speaker 12 But we got a gamma.

Speaker 3 Yeah, boys. Three out of four weeks.

Speaker 71 Three out of four weeks?

Speaker 3 Three out of four weeks.

Speaker 8 That's nice, Jake. The thing about the gammis is one day there will be no more games left to conquer.

Speaker 3 I don't know about that. No, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, they might say fossil scoring rules.

Speaker 8 Mathematically, you're going to run out of Gamis. That's facts.

Speaker 68 I think if they add the kickoff

Speaker 68 through the uprights one point, we could see some higher scores.

Speaker 15 Do you think that's being added?

Speaker 68 Maybe in the next 40 years.

Speaker 9 Yeah, like.

Speaker 71 Yeah, I guess, yeah, you're right.

Speaker 39 You know what?

Speaker 3 The game is always evolving.

Speaker 38 With the way that game's going, there'll be games that were like 194.

Speaker 8 I mean, you're basically chasing the 6-1 dragon. That's what you need.
Yeah.

Speaker 8 At that point, shut the whole damn thing down.

Speaker 68 Rams 38, Giants 11. Cardinals 31, Texans 5.

Speaker 68 Colts 45, Jets 30.

Speaker 3 Unbelievable.

Speaker 8 I can't believe that 45-30 is a Gami. I know.

Speaker 3 That's the beauty of the Gamis. It is the ones that are.

Speaker 13 It's the ones you never expect.

Speaker 37 And thank God the Colts actually covered because that was... That was...

Speaker 4 There's something about a backdoor cover drive where you have like, there was like three fake interceptions

Speaker 8 on the last drive.

Speaker 8 You're like, we're fucked. I was in the mindset of just like, I hope the Jets find a way to tie this game now.
I'd given up. It seemed like such a sure backdoor cover.

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 14 But Gami, cover, only loser here, as always,

Speaker 3 Billy football.

Speaker 37 That's it.

Speaker 3 He's the only one who lost in this room, right?

Speaker 8 Yeah, I'd say so. Did you just.

Speaker 8 Jake just chopped again.

Speaker 3 No. He just literally fed.

Speaker 3 I literally fed with handshake.

Speaker 3 I chopped with it. Yeah, you did.

Speaker 8 Well, he canceled it out in front of this.

Speaker 41 I thought it was handshaking.

Speaker 27 So did I.

Speaker 68 As I said, I prefaced it with handshake.

Speaker 8 You should preface it next time by saying, as a man of faith, can we get the...

Speaker 68 Castellana's free agent.

Speaker 11 Yep.

Speaker 10 Can we get that clip, Liam, of him doing the handshake, just ISO on Jake, and then also put the Braves chant behind it?

Speaker 3 Putting his audio on it. Just for safe measure, do it again, Jake.

Speaker 42 Yeah, yeah, real quick. All right, handshake.

Speaker 7 Do another handshake? Handshake.

Speaker 3 Nope. Handshake.

Speaker 8 Nope. It's a little mini chop.
Okay, let's get to the week.

Speaker 42 Slap chop.

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Speaker 15 boys i'm gonna say something that no one here is going to like

Speaker 8 we're halfway through the season god damn it week nine i didn't want to say no we're not no we're not no we're not playoffs playoffs

Speaker 8 regularly not there yet but i'm a third of the way through the season.

Speaker 8 Please don't do that.

Speaker 56 I just want to get everyone prepped. I want to get everyone prepped.

Speaker 33 That's fucked up.

Speaker 3 We also,

Speaker 27 before we get to our picks, Aaron Rodgers should be in jail.

Speaker 1 All those that agree say aye.

Speaker 3 Aye, aye, aye, aye.

Speaker 3 He should be.

Speaker 3 That was a lot of eyes, guys.

Speaker 8 I almost feel like jail is too good of a punishment for Aaron Rodgers. He should be traded to the Washington football team, a fate worse than prison.
Yes.

Speaker 8 And he should have to play there for the next six years, and he should have to give his all.

Speaker 10 There was a very funny moment on Wednesday during the day that it was like, if you looked at PFT's Twitter, he was fighting someone about Michael Thomas.

Speaker 22 If you looked at my Twitter, I was creating fake documents saying Aaron Rodgers should have to give up all of his wins and go to jail.

Speaker 3 Wait, those are fake? Yeah,

Speaker 3 they might have been. I don't know.

Speaker 54 It was very, very funny.

Speaker 8 I do think there's a conversation to be had about which Packer has killed more people, Aaron Rodgers or Randall Woodfield, the I-5 killer, that is still not suspended by Roger Godell.

Speaker 32 Aaron Rodgers, his super spreader events every Sunday.

Speaker 22 Part of me thinks he was just probably doing this to make sure that Darren Revelle finally got tickets to the Green Bay Packers because they moved up on the line.

Speaker 16 Aaron Rodgers,

Speaker 67 that's disgusting, man.

Speaker 4 It's disgusting.

Speaker 27 I don't really even know that. That was one of those things where I just saw everyone was mad at Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 45 I just jumped in the pile.

Speaker 2 I still don't actually, I haven't read actually what went down. I just saw.

Speaker 8 Oh, it's funny.

Speaker 10 I saw it happening and I was like, got to get in.

Speaker 37 And then halfway through the day, I flipped it it and was like, hey, Aaron, people are being unfair to you.

Speaker 70 Why don't you just retire?

Speaker 31 You don't need this shit.

Speaker 17 How much money does Aaron Rodgers have?

Speaker 8 He can retire.

Speaker 27 He can retire.

Speaker 10 He doesn't have to deal with these people.

Speaker 2 Aaron, we have your back if you want to retire.

Speaker 29 If not,

Speaker 68 estimated 120.

Speaker 3 Oh, my God.

Speaker 8 And then he's got the state farm money going on.

Speaker 3 Interest.

Speaker 41 I also, there was a moment where I saw a clip from ESPN that was tweeted that they were like somber tone talking about how egregious it was that Aaron Rodgers did this.

Speaker 61 And I was like, this is why I'm able to live with my takes because people actually can, like, there's actually people making this take, so I can jump on and be like, he should be in jail.

Speaker 3 And there will be some people who will be like, oh, Big Cat's being serious.

Speaker 8 It's also because he, so the timeline goes, over the summer, he applied for an exemption to the vaccination thing because he had just gotten back from doing ayahuasca with Miles Teller on his little vacation.

Speaker 8 Changed his whole perspective on shit.

Speaker 8 By the way, in that press conference that he gave last Thursday after the game, he said he actually plagiarized Zoolander, the movie Zoolander, Owen Wilson, but not intentionally.

Speaker 8 He was like, you know, this offseason, I took some time, changed my whole perspective on things. I did some things that made me realize what was really important.

Speaker 8 That's the line from Zoolander when Owen Wilson is like, yeah, me and my bros just got back from St. Mark.

Speaker 8 We were doing LSD and tripping balls with spider monkeys. Changed our whole perspective on shit.
Aaron Rodgers did ayahuasca this offseason. He comes back.
He applies for an exemption.

Speaker 8 The NFL says, no, you can't be exempt because you took LSD this summer. That doesn't

Speaker 8 make. He had like a holistic thing that he had in mind that he was going to try to get an exemption for.
They said, no, you can't do that.

Speaker 8 Now, journalists are mad because he lied to them, or he didn't lie, excuse me, he broke out the thesaurus and said he was immunized, not vaccinated.

Speaker 8 And they're mad because he was then doing press conferences with them without wearing a mask. This is that's really why they're that's why the journalists are the most upset.

Speaker 35 And it really, listen, if you had to like say, if you had to write a fanfic, perfect story for our good friend Mike Florio to cover, this is it.

Speaker 33 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 28 Because he gets to bust out the rules and the regulations and old videos and him in the preseason.

Speaker 3 I just have a very cut and dry take that Aaron Rodgers should be in jail for life.

Speaker 8 Regardless of what he's done.

Speaker 70 And actually, I compromised that take halfway through the day yesterday, and I said, you know what?

Speaker 41 People who say that I can't compromise, that I'm being so extreme, Aaron Rodgers should be in jail until the COVID pandemic is completely over, till the last person has had COVID.

Speaker 3 I like that. That's fair.

Speaker 8 That is fair. Verbal meme.
It's the domino thing. It's a domino meme.
Yeah. And the first one is dude eats a bat in China.
And then the last one is Blake Bortles is starting for the Green Bay Packers.

Speaker 8 Yes.

Speaker 22 Yes. Now,

Speaker 11 all of that said, Aaron Rodgers should be in jail.

Speaker 4 This is for non-Packers fans' ears only.

Speaker 67 So if you're a Packers fan, you cannot listen to the next thing I'm about to say.

Speaker 4 You have to turn off the show or actually skip forward 30 seconds.

Speaker 37 You're not allowed to listen to this.

Speaker 22 I am so deathly afraid that Jordan Love is going to be awesome and it's just going to be like, oh, shit. I was wishing for Aaron Rodgers to be gone.
Now Jordan Love just...

Speaker 40 fucking killed the Chiefs and he's clearly going to be a Hall of Fame quarterback for the next 20 years and all of my worst nightmares are coming true again and oh my god I wish Aaron Rodgers were back because at least then he might lose in the NFC championship game, which he always does.

Speaker 22 But no, Jordan Love is probably so good, he'll probably win every Super Bowl.

Speaker 64 And that's what I'm fearful of now.

Speaker 32 Okay, Packers fans, you're back on.

Speaker 77 Yeah, as you're allowed to listen again.

Speaker 8 So as an owner, I'll speak for the franchise.

Speaker 54 Well, you can't comment on what I just said.

Speaker 8 No, I won't. I won't.
As an owner, I'm speaking for the franchise. We are actively listening to trade offers.
So if anybody out there is an owner of another NFL team or a general manager,

Speaker 8 Les Need, hit me up if you got any picks. Happy to talk picks with you.

Speaker 10 Shout out Les Need's kids buying him a mug that said, fuck them picks.

Speaker 3 Fuck them picks. That's such a great,

Speaker 38 great mug.

Speaker 8 The thing is, I don't think that Jordan Love is.

Speaker 3 No, wait, what? I didn't think of it. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 You're right. I'm talking about Blake Bortles.

Speaker 8 Blake Bortles is officially now a Green Bay Packer. And he's the best.
He's on the practice squad. Again, that's a little bit insulting to insinuate that Blake Bortles needs practice at anything.

Speaker 8 I think he's proven that he can be a starting quarterback in this league. Yep.
But regardless, he's got a job. He's in Green Bay.
Probably has the only Tesla in Wisconsin. So we're rooting for Blake.

Speaker 33 Yes, yes.

Speaker 8 as a person.

Speaker 3 Blake, I'm rooting for Blake.

Speaker 69 I can put aside my Packer hatred for my good friend Blake Bortles.

Speaker 3 All right, let's go.

Speaker 13 Picks.

Speaker 23 Jake, update us.

Speaker 68 Yeah, so Billy and Big Cat 3-1. PFT 1-3.
The rest of us, 2-2. Right now, Hank, 18-13, and 1 has a half-game lead on Big Cat, who's 18 and 14.
PFT and Billy tied at 17 and 15.

Speaker 68 Liam and I tied for last at 15 and 17.

Speaker 60 All right, so right now, wait, who's second?

Speaker 68 I am. You are then still us tied.

Speaker 3 Okay, so, all right, go ahead.

Speaker 68 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
So Liam and Big Cat. All right.

Speaker 3 Still three and a half games total from first to last.

Speaker 44 Oh, Liam.

Speaker 8 Liam lost that.

Speaker 48 Yeah, now this is last place.

Speaker 8 Last place, guys.

Speaker 54 Last place, and I'm in second.

Speaker 3 What are you going to say, Billy?

Speaker 43 I should have been four. Now I didn't go with my gut pick.

Speaker 33 Oh, okay.

Speaker 43 It would have been the Jets if I picked the Lions.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I also should have been four.

Speaker 3 You guys know I picked the Jets.

Speaker 3 By the way, I would have been four.

Speaker 15 Can you please tweet the graphic of all of our picks on Sunday morning, Jake?

Speaker 3 We do.

Speaker 5 Oh, we do? No, we tweet them after.

Speaker 3 No. No, we don't.
Oh, we tweet them before? Okay, good. I got to text that to me.
Okay. Because it's like, listen, we're not smart guys.
We admit that we're not smart guys.

Speaker 40 When everyone has the Lions to win their first game, we should have put responsibly all the money on the E-Quest.

Speaker 68 But the week before we all had the Lions against the Rams and they covered.

Speaker 3 Yes, that's true.

Speaker 3 It was like four.

Speaker 8 We were not only saying Bet the Lions as Hunter Dogs.

Speaker 13 We were all saying

Speaker 8 Beth DeLions money lines.

Speaker 27 If there's a consensus, and we were able to do it because we're taping this on Thursday, and then we have the clarity of Sunday, when that gets tweeted on Sunday, if you see a consensus or five out of six of us are on one side, just run the other way.

Speaker 3 Run the other way.

Speaker 9 I'm not going to skip ahead to next week, but did you see what Dan Campbell did?

Speaker 8 Yeah, I did.

Speaker 13 He buried it.

Speaker 69 Which physically buried the game tape, which I don't even know if they physically own game tape anymore.

Speaker 3 No, he buried a computer. He burned it on a CD.

Speaker 8 yeah, he took his computer. Somebody emailed him the game film.
Yeah. And then he took an AOL CD out into the backyard and buried it.

Speaker 3 Oh, my God.

Speaker 33 I love him so much. So that's a lot.

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 9 Who they playing? I don't know. It doesn't matter.
Okay.

Speaker 3 It's true. It doesn't.

Speaker 70 Seahawks Cowboys this week?

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 9 Guest of the line, probably like, I don't know, six and a half.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 78 People were very confused by that, by the way, as much as we were.

Speaker 3 They're two stats.

Speaker 23 I just mentioned they're two stats you keep in mind.

Speaker 32 All right, let's do it.

Speaker 2 Let's do their picks.

Speaker 24 Favorites, Hank.

Speaker 9 I hate the board this week. Rat lines everywhere.

Speaker 9 The number one rat line, which I'm just doing the fade myself, but like Trevor Simeon being a six and a half point favorite.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 28 Crazy.

Speaker 3 That's crazy.

Speaker 8 So I agree when you say like you're fading yourself on the rat line. That's a lot of stuff.
What are you actually betting?

Speaker 9 I think that Trevor Simeon should not be a six and a half point favorite. I think the Falcons are going to win the game outright.
Therefore, I'm taking the Saints Saints minus six and a half.

Speaker 3 It's also.

Speaker 9 I also am not a favorite guy.

Speaker 18 The Saints are in a classic letdown spot, but Trevor Simeon is in a, I want my career to last a lot longer spot.

Speaker 32 So it's like two conflicting things that you can't really, like, if Jameis were starting this game for the Saints, I would say the Falcons are the play because the whole team would be a letdown.

Speaker 25 You know what I mean?

Speaker 32 You have a huge win against the Super Bowl champs, division win,

Speaker 15 the dome was rocking per Barstool Mincey.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 60 all that throwing in there.

Speaker 31 But now you add Trevor Simeon, who, like, he has to win the, he has to play well because he wants to keep his job, and he wants to also keep getting an NFL paycheck for a long time in the future.

Speaker 17 And there's no better spot to do it than in Sean Payton's system, which is always consistent.

Speaker 8 Sean Payton loves the guys that are currently on the team. He's not a guy that'll go out and actively shop for a new game.
He's like, we had a good summer of practice. We ride in the Sibian.

Speaker 8 He's a good player. He's good enough to get us through a few games if if we need him to.
But I guess he's going to be, it's going to be him and Taysom Hill. Taysom's back practicing.

Speaker 3 Six and a half points. A couple things.

Speaker 38 Maddie Ice.

Speaker 8 One, I'm a little bit nervous about betting against the Falcons. I might take this back.
I was, but I saw Arthur Smith shaved his beard. The wind beard is gone.

Speaker 8 So the chins out there. or lack thereof in full effect right now.
It's going to be his first game back without a beard. Something to note in your data, Hank.

Speaker 8 Also, I heard that they were calling Phillip Rivers. I heard the Saints were at least interested.

Speaker 8 Interested.

Speaker 3 Yeah, no, that's a terrible thing.

Speaker 51 Phillip Rivers said it. Phillip Rivers.

Speaker 71 Philip Rivers said,

Speaker 29 the Saints haven't called yet, but if they do, I'll listen.

Speaker 58 Yeah. He put himself in that, which I love.

Speaker 8 Because he's been at home with his 10 children. Yes.
And he's like, yeah, I would love to have a job. Please get me out of this house.
Let me just hear you. Search to God.
Whatever it is, I'll do it.

Speaker 15 If the Saints want to call for me, I'll listen.

Speaker 3 I won't.

Speaker 33 I'll listen. I'm not going to do it.

Speaker 8 I've already reserved my rights to playing running back for the Houston Texas, if they call Peter. I will listen.
Philip Rivers is a worthy successor to Jameis Winston in that he's Diet Jameis.

Speaker 8 He's the radio edit version of Jameis Winston.

Speaker 67 Ooh, I think that's mean to Phil.

Speaker 35 I think Phil has, I think it's just more like Jameis is a 2.0 version.

Speaker 1 Like Phil is the original of like the comedic quarterback.

Speaker 8 Yeah, Philip Rivers five years ago,

Speaker 8 I think, fills this void nicely. Now, I don't think he's athletic enough to be hilarious.

Speaker 3 I think it could be funny shit.

Speaker 8 At the end end of the year last year,

Speaker 8 he was leaning more towards sad than he was funny. Yeah.
And he doesn't cut, so he truly is the radio edit version of Jameis Winson. He's Diet Jameis.

Speaker 54 All right.

Speaker 57 Good pick, Hank.

Speaker 75 I say that with no confidence.

Speaker 27 Go ahead, Liam.

Speaker 7 I'm taking Buffalo minus 14 and a half.

Speaker 3 I love that pick.

Speaker 13 That feels...

Speaker 46 Against the Jaguars.

Speaker 37 Yeah, against the Jaguars.

Speaker 13 That feels like

Speaker 10 the Bills struggling in the first half against the Dolphins.

Speaker 15 They're getting dinged a few points here when,

Speaker 59 I mean, they should just dominate this game, right?

Speaker 17 Like, have the Jags given up? We need to.

Speaker 48 It's a rat.

Speaker 3 This is rats game number two.

Speaker 9 There's so many rats. But

Speaker 16 it's always important in this point of the NFL season to try to figure out, pinpoint the teams that have truly given up and then just start going against them.

Speaker 3 Because there is a point where they will give up. Is Sean Watson playing? For the Jaguars?

Speaker 9 Oh, no, that's a different game.

Speaker 8 I don't think he is.

Speaker 3 That's good insight. I haven't seen any reporting done on that.

Speaker 7 Like, to your point, I feel like we're just at the season where, like, teams suck.

Speaker 3 Right. Like, like, Jaguars suck.
Right. Like, they're just going to keep sucking.

Speaker 8 Jaguars are definitely number one on my rankings of lost the locker room.

Speaker 27 Yeah, they suck.

Speaker 61 Geno Smith looked incredible against them last week.

Speaker 76 I think the Bills, like,

Speaker 75 this could be one of those turn the game on 35-0.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 37 PFT, your favorite?

Speaker 3 Okay,

Speaker 8 I'm going to go with the Raiders minus three. They're playing the Giants on the road.
Rich Basicia.

Speaker 44 Rich foxhole.

Speaker 8 Rich Basicia foxhole. I'm not leaving his foxhole until he does something to kick me out.
And so far, all he's done is cover the spread. Yep.
That's all he does. I'm going to stay on it.

Speaker 8 No real logic behind this at all.

Speaker 8 I could say that I believe in it because the Giants are in a short week, but I don't think that that really matters that much in this matchup.

Speaker 27 No, the Giants really can't.

Speaker 5 You can't really figure out the Giants.

Speaker 51 No, because they could win this game by three scores, or they could lose it by three scores.

Speaker 27 And you just be like, yeah, the Giants. That makes sense.

Speaker 75 sense.

Speaker 8 Yeah, so Raiders minus three. I'm feeling pretty good about it, too.

Speaker 8 I get the sense that the Giants, they're coming off really an emotional loss for them.

Speaker 3 They were in it.

Speaker 8 They could have beaten the Chiefs. That was like their best game that they brought out.
And

Speaker 2 they actually played really well.

Speaker 8 The narrative was all about the Chiefs and how the Chiefs might be broken, what the Chiefs need to do differently.

Speaker 8 But I think in reality, the Giants, in the trenches at least, played pretty decently for most of the game. So agreed.
They're coming off an emotional loss. I got the Raiders minus three.
All right.

Speaker 41 I'm going to take the Bengals minus two and a half.

Speaker 61 I'm a little nervous that Odell Beckham has been excused from the team with pay because we saw last year that the Browns, like the moment they started getting good, was an Odell Beckham got hurt.

Speaker 30 But it does feel like this is a little bit different because

Speaker 37 I just can't imagine like publicly saying you want to be off the team and then the whole team, I guess they could rally against him.

Speaker 41 But I think the Bengals, they got

Speaker 41 the shit, you know, they lost to the Jets.

Speaker 37 They're going to come back down to earth like, hey, good week of practice.

Speaker 54 Let's fucking go.

Speaker 37 Let's get our shit together.

Speaker 41 I like the Bengals minus two and a half against the Browns.

Speaker 3 Battle of Ohio.

Speaker 8 Sur Yacht agrees with you. Oh.

Speaker 3 Remember that guy? Yeah. Sur Yacht? I love Sur Yatt.
Dude, he brought back Big Ten football.

Speaker 8 He said that if the Browns beat the Bengals, he will drink a gallon of uncooked skyline chili. Oh.

Speaker 8 First question for Sur Yat:

Speaker 8 where does one acquire uncooked skyline chili?

Speaker 3 Is that like raw meat?

Speaker 8 Either the raw meat? Or is he just talking about like cold skyline chili? Because if he's talking cold skyline chili, that's just that's just a good soft drink.

Speaker 31 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Caespacho.
Yeah, spaghetti.

Speaker 3 Oh my god, so gross.

Speaker 40 All right, your favorite, Billy?

Speaker 43 My favorite is the Rams, seven and a half against the Titans.

Speaker 3 I like that too.

Speaker 43 Derrick Henry gone. Yes, they have Adrian Peterson, but they also have Von Miller on the other side combined with Aaron Donald.
I think that's going to combine for a good matchup.

Speaker 9 And we're gunning for 4-0 again, right?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 33 4-0. 4-0.

Speaker 3 4-0.

Speaker 8 I like that pick. Adrian Peterson is so fucking old.

Speaker 10 The only reason I don't like that pick is I think I officially am declaring the Titans the most disrespected team in the NFL.

Speaker 14 And I'm counting myself in this because even when they win, I'm like, they're not.

Speaker 54 It's Tannehill.

Speaker 10 And their defense stinks.

Speaker 63 You know what I mean?

Speaker 76 They could show up and win, and we'd be like, yeah, they just got the Rams on a bad night.

Speaker 2 They are disrespected to the core.

Speaker 43 Myself included. I think this line would be appropriate with Derrick Henry.

Speaker 3 Oh.

Speaker 8 But even without, I'm like, Oddsmaker Billy. So you're really disrespectful.
I like it.

Speaker 4 How many points is Derrick Henry worth?

Speaker 43 Well, remember, the Jets won.

Speaker 27 How many points is Derrick Henry worth?

Speaker 43 This game with Derrick Henry would probably be seven.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 3 half a point. Just half a point.
Okay. Okay.
Yeah.

Speaker 43 They disrespected Derrick Henry by making this the line.

Speaker 3 Got it. Got it.
Okay. Half a point for Derrick Henry.
I like that.

Speaker 38 Any other, like, what, Dak Prescott, how many points is is he worth?

Speaker 3 Three. Okay.

Speaker 35 Well, we know the answer.

Speaker 59 It's like six and a half because it went from like two and a half to four.

Speaker 32 But that's okay.

Speaker 2 I was just, listen, I like your, I like your Derek.

Speaker 18 I'm just, I'm seeing how sharp your lines are.

Speaker 3 That's all. Working on it.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 3 Jake.

Speaker 68 My favorites, the Chargers, minus one and a half at the Philadelphia Eagles.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 44 The Eagles.

Speaker 44 We're just.

Speaker 68 Yeah, okay. They crossed the lines.
They're coming in high. Yeah, we're a good team.
And the Chargers are a good team as well. Yeah.
Travel cross-country and get the win.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Okay.
Billy, how many.

Speaker 9 That almost seems too easy.

Speaker 3 Right.

Speaker 1 I do think the Eagles,

Speaker 3 the Eagles winning against the Lions, they did win so, like, they crushed them.

Speaker 9 Are the Eagles good, or they just crushed the Lions?

Speaker 8 I think they just crushed the Lions.

Speaker 17 Yeah. How many points is Aaron Rodgers worth?

Speaker 43 Seven. Okay, you got that.

Speaker 8 You're back on track.

Speaker 48 What about Kyler Murray?

Speaker 3 Yeah,

Speaker 41 five and a half. Okay, we might find out the answer to that because he might be out.

Speaker 3 Hank, your underdog.

Speaker 9 I'm torn between two

Speaker 3 bitter rivals,

Speaker 9 Bears and Packers.

Speaker 9 I think I'm going to go with the Packers.

Speaker 8 Okay, Packers plus seven and a half.

Speaker 9 The Chiefs are so bad. I've lost so much money responsibly betting on the Chiefs and then live betting them when they get down and just being like the Chiefs, the Chiefs, the Chiefs.

Speaker 9 The Chiefs are going to bounce back. The Chiefs are going to go back to what they were.
Tom Brady killed the Chiefs. I think not enough people are talking about it.

Speaker 9 He ended their dynasty.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 8 It wasn't really a dynasty, though.

Speaker 9 Exactly.

Speaker 13 It would have been without Tom Brady.

Speaker 8 He stuffed out.

Speaker 8 He traveled back in time, baby Hitlered the Chiefs' dynasty.

Speaker 38 Pretty much.

Speaker 16 The Chiefs are 2-6 against the spread.

Speaker 15 Their only covers coming against the Washington football team and the Philadelphia Eagles.

Speaker 9 I think I've been involved in all six losses, and I think every game they've lost, I've lied bet them because I'm like, oh, the Chiefs can score in two seconds.

Speaker 9 We're going to come back and win this game by 20.

Speaker 27 And they have not.

Speaker 28 The Chiefs are like Spider-Man meme, the Oklahoma Sooners this year.

Speaker 3 We're like, well, their offense, like their offense will do it.

Speaker 27 And you just expect

Speaker 27 it.

Speaker 3 And the offense doesn't do it.

Speaker 8 I will still be saying this about the Chiefs until week 17 of the season.

Speaker 8 They're going to turn back into the Chiefs.

Speaker 9 I'm in a bad part of the season where I'm... Too many lines, too many allegiances, too many.
I have to keep betting on the Lions until they win. I have to keep that.
Like, I'm done with it. Yeah.

Speaker 9 The Chiefs have been bad for me.

Speaker 69 I'm abandoning Ship.

Speaker 17 And obviously. Joining on the package.

Speaker 8 You know who else abandoned Ship?

Speaker 3 Rats.

Speaker 28 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 55 Because he got immunized. Immunized.
What did he say?

Speaker 43 Homeopathic remedies. Got it.

Speaker 3 Got it.

Speaker 1 The Packers, obviously, with Aaron Rodgers this year, 7-1 against the Spread.

Speaker 59 The Chiefs, like I said, are 2-6.

Speaker 70 Bubba, your underdog.

Speaker 7 I'm taking Giants plus 3.

Speaker 3 Ooh. So

Speaker 3 BFT.

Speaker 29 Okay, bring it.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I just feel like it's a lot of fun. Oh, it's been blocked.
Bring it, Bubba. Yeah.

Speaker 8 What are your stats to back that up? Because I gave you a hard, fat, cooled stat.

Speaker 7 My eye test.

Speaker 3 Okay, fair. Yeah.
Wait, your colorblind eye test?

Speaker 3 I mean, yeah, these are way different apart uniforms.

Speaker 8 That's true.

Speaker 7 I think I can handle that. They're black, one team.

Speaker 8 Yeah. Wait, which team? The Giants.

Speaker 3 The Giants are blue. Yeah.

Speaker 1 The Raiders are black.

Speaker 10 Did you see the Sixers in Bulls game last night?

Speaker 3 You probably didn't.

Speaker 69 That would have been a nightmare for you.

Speaker 3 No, I didn't. The Bulls were wearing red.

Speaker 9 The Sixers were wearing the Nets jerseys.

Speaker 21 The Sixers were wearing like blue and red.

Speaker 3 Yeah, there's

Speaker 3 so bad.

Speaker 7 It's really mean what the NBA is doing.

Speaker 53 There's far too many jerseys.

Speaker 70 Yeah, you have to have.

Speaker 7 There's way too many.

Speaker 14 There has to be a dip.

Speaker 34 You can't do the

Speaker 3 two solid color jerseys. One team should be white in every game.

Speaker 8 Agree. I saw that there's a new jersey coming out.
where the teams, I guess the individual players can choose their font on the jersey. Yep.
And that includes on the numbers.

Speaker 8 So if you have a player that wears a two-digit number, they can have two types of font on their number. Jesus.
That looks like a hostage note. Yeah, no, it is.
It's a ransom note that they've made.

Speaker 8 Like, cut them out of magazines and put them on. That's crazy.
It's like the Rams jerseys where they have the 19 fonts and all the different grays on the uniforms. I hate those.
Yeah.

Speaker 76 All right, your underdog, PFT.

Speaker 8 Okay, my underdog. I'm going to go with the Texans plus six.
Texans plus six at the Dolphins. The Dolphins stink.
Hold your nose. Dolphins stink.

Speaker 3 I'm going to hold my my nose.

Speaker 8 Tarad Taylor's back. Okay.
And I like Tarad when he's playing. That matters.
Problem is, he doesn't matter. So Tarad is worth, in my estimation, actually, no, I should say Davis Mills.

Speaker 42 No, ask Billy.

Speaker 8 How much is Davis Mills worth?

Speaker 43 Two and a half.

Speaker 8 Well, it'd be negative two and a half. Negative two and a half.
Minus two and a half points. That's about right.
I would say maybe.

Speaker 68 I'm looking at five and a half right now. No, like the spread, not six.

Speaker 8 The actual spread. You're getting five and a half right now? Yeah.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 8 I'll go with that. I'll go with five and a half.
I like it at six. I love it at five and a half.

Speaker 8 Taking the Texans on the road because the Dolphins are really, really not good. People forget they lost to the Jaguars.
It was in London.

Speaker 3 Yep.

Speaker 8 But people forget that.

Speaker 12 That is true.

Speaker 17 All right, my underdog, I'm taking the San Francisco 49ers.

Speaker 29 Plus one against the Cardinals. Yours as well.

Speaker 15 All right, so we don't know if Kyler Murray is playing.

Speaker 41 So maybe lock it in now.

Speaker 3 He is hurt no matter what, right?

Speaker 37 He's in a walking boot.

Speaker 25 I also, that game they played, they played a few weeks ago, and the Niners were in that game.

Speaker 32 Remember, it was Trey Lance's first start.

Speaker 37 Trey Lance looked very, very bad.

Speaker 32 The Niners actually outgained the Cardinals.

Speaker 37 The Niners have George Kittle back.

Speaker 4 I think they can play good defense on the Cardinals with or without Kyler Murray.

Speaker 22 I like the Niners plus one.

Speaker 43 Also, George Kittle had an awesome Master Chief costume on Halloween.

Speaker 3 He did.

Speaker 14 So, yeah,

Speaker 77 I think the Niners will hang with this game with or without, or win this game with or without Kyler Murray playing on the other side.

Speaker 49 Tough to beat a division team twice, especially second game on the road.

Speaker 8 And the Niners can muck up any game plan. They can.

Speaker 8 They can just destroy your life and everything that you thought that you had going into that week just by doing unusual physical things on a football field.

Speaker 37 And they did it the first time they played.

Speaker 32 Like, that was a 17-10 game where the Niners, if you watched it, it was basically Trey Lance, like...

Speaker 10 kind of driving the Niners, then throwing the ball through someone or over someone and them not being able to get points.

Speaker 8 We should, though, mention that the backup quarterback for the Cardinals, do you know who it is? Colt McCoy.

Speaker 3 Colt McCoy.

Speaker 8 Colt McCoy is typically good for one surprise win a season. Yes.

Speaker 3 True, true. All right.

Speaker 7 You're underdog.

Speaker 68 I am with Liam on the Giants plus three.

Speaker 44 All right,

Speaker 3 Jeaman.

Speaker 3 Hank.

Speaker 3 Over? Over. Patriots, Panthers.
Ooh.

Speaker 3 Stand with Hank.

Speaker 9 It's a very, very low. Again, this is.

Speaker 9 It's a rat over-under.

Speaker 69 It seems like it should be higher.

Speaker 3 I also think. So I have to take it.

Speaker 31 a lot of the talk.

Speaker 9 I'm probably going 0-4 this weekend.

Speaker 44 41.

Speaker 9 I'm predicting an 0-4 weekend for myself.

Speaker 8 After week 8, a lot of the talk was, and rightfully so, the Patriots are back.

Speaker 10 I think this is like their encore to being back.

Speaker 25 Hopefully. You know what I mean?

Speaker 11 Like, they have to win this game convincingly because the Panthers are not good to officially be like, oh, that was an awesome concert.

Speaker 3 I agree. Yeah.

Speaker 8 I like it. I think the number is just too small.
It's the Carol Over.

Speaker 3 Carolover.

Speaker 8 We need to look up, what are the stats?

Speaker 13 Oh, the Charlover.

Speaker 8 Yeah, the Charlover. It's Bill Belichick against Sam Darnold.
My stats tell me that Sam Darnold is 0-3 against Bill Belichick.

Speaker 23 I'd say 0-7.

Speaker 8 Yeah, no, he only plays him once a year because he always gets hurt or makes out with a chick that has mana.

Speaker 3 Seeing ghosts. Yes.

Speaker 28 All right, Liam, you're over.

Speaker 7 I just realized this.

Speaker 69 I'll call it the Ohio.

Speaker 3 Oh, nice.

Speaker 7 Cleveland Scentsy.

Speaker 3 Love it. 47.

Speaker 3 Over in Ohio.

Speaker 13 The Ohio over.

Speaker 8 Ohio.

Speaker 8 Over IO.

Speaker 8 Yeah, it's a good one. That's a really good one.

Speaker 3 It's a good one.

Speaker 8 You can't force these.

Speaker 3 You can't. Oh, Jake.

Speaker 3 Did you hear that? London.

Speaker 7 He's literally rosting somebody trying to give him a new phrase.

Speaker 3 He's like, no, that's not good enough. That was Jake right there.

Speaker 13 So added syllables.

Speaker 3 Ohio. Oh, I over.

Speaker 3 Just adding three letters. John Rossing.
London, London.

Speaker 68 They're both two syllables.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's a good point.

Speaker 3 Ohio.

Speaker 3 Oh high high-over. He's rosting each other.
There's one word.

Speaker 3 I love the letter.

Speaker 3 I approve of him.

Speaker 8 I like the

Speaker 8 Carolover.

Speaker 3 Yeah, Carolover.

Speaker 20 We'll try to get Rosting in next week or the week after.

Speaker 3 Carolover.

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Speaker 37 All right, P50, you're over.

Speaker 33 It's a Carol Over. Oh, it's Carol Over.

Speaker 17 That's right.

Speaker 3 That's right.

Speaker 27 My over, I'm going to take

Speaker 3 the

Speaker 3 Baltimore Mover.

Speaker 61 This is what you did to this podcast, Jake. This is your lasting legacy.

Speaker 33 The Rover.

Speaker 3 And the chop. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah. And the chop.
People don't forget the chop.

Speaker 37 Apologies again for the chop.

Speaker 41 The Vikings, Ravens, over. I think the Vikings,

Speaker 37 whatever. I hate Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 76 The Ravens' defense is good, but they also give up big plays.

Speaker 3 Off of by John Harbaugh, their offense will be good.

Speaker 45 I don't know.

Speaker 3 Does anyone know?

Speaker 15 Over 50.

Speaker 42 Yeah, I like that it's two purple teams going up against each other.

Speaker 9 Purple raining down points.

Speaker 8 Apparently, Lamar Jackson is a favorite at Davin Busters.

Speaker 8 There were some texts that came out over the week, and people were talking about how great of a customer Lamar Jackson is when he goes to restaurants and he leaves nice tips, and he's always very polite and generous.

Speaker 8 And he's a big cherry Coke guy, too. Oh, he orders cherry Cokes.
I like him. Tips really well, and he absolutely loves Davin Busters.
So that makes me like Lamar Jackson even more than I already did.

Speaker 8 Also, I saw that. I don't know how true it is, but I do know that the center for the Vikings has been placed in the COVID protocol.

Speaker 8 Who's the one person that spends the most time in close contact with the center?

Speaker 3 Who?

Speaker 3 Probably. Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 8 Unless Kirk Cousins puts aluminum foil in between his hand and the center's ass.

Speaker 44 Which he could.

Speaker 43 Did you see what they're distributing to colleges during the pandemic about positioning?

Speaker 8 No.

Speaker 43 It's the least contact position.

Speaker 48 Oh, doggy style.

Speaker 8 Yeah, no good point, Billy.

Speaker 3 Okay, all right. Yeah.

Speaker 8 Kirk Cousins would be the one, though, that you'd have to look out for because, like, obviously he's on the record of saying that he's not vaccinated So if he spent 15 minutes or more inside with their center then it means that he's gonna have to be put in like a specific COVID protocol too.

Speaker 8 Yeah, but I like your insight Billy. They've been doing it doggy style Cousins should be safe.

Speaker 43 All right, you're over my over is the Bills Jaguars four and eight and a half and I'll tell you why Buffalo over.

Speaker 43 Yes, it's gonna be a shit pumping by Buffalo, but you got Urban Meyer and Trevor Lawrence who are both going to be insecure late in the game because they haven't scored.

Speaker 43 They haven't haven't gotten much of anything. And they're going to try to put up points to get out the resid, make sure that it doesn't look like that much of a shit pumping.

Speaker 8 I like it.

Speaker 48 I like it. Okay.

Speaker 43 So it's going to be like 35.

Speaker 44 Some garbage shots. 14.

Speaker 3 Yeah, some garbage shot points.

Speaker 31 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 51 Okay, Jake, you're over.

Speaker 68 Honor system can't change picks. I'm also with Liam on Cleveland, Cincinnati over 47.

Speaker 46 Would you like to say the word?

Speaker 44 Ohio over.

Speaker 3 There we go.

Speaker 42 All right, let's wrap up with your under.

Speaker 12 Hank, we'll hit any games that we missed.

Speaker 9 Texans, Dolphins.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 54 I mean, you don't even want to watch that game.

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 8 It's gross.

Speaker 51 That's also a perfect game. You would have scoring points in the game.

Speaker 3 46 and a half.

Speaker 49 If you bet that under, it's a great game to bet that under and just be pleasantly surprised that Red Zone hasn't checked in on that game for an hour.

Speaker 3 You should be like, oh, that's good.

Speaker 3 Also, I think.

Speaker 9 Maybe like a 10 to 3 halftime score.

Speaker 3 Yeah, this would be a weird score game.

Speaker 17 Probably see a safety.

Speaker 36 At some point.

Speaker 9 I think I'm going to bet the no safeties bet again. It's a fun little parlay.
You just combine this kid, Jake, that works here. Did it first.

Speaker 9 You just combine all of the no safeties in every single game. It's obviously crazy odds for no safeties, but if you combine all like 13 or 12 or whatever it is, it's like comes out to like minus 150.

Speaker 3 What about doing all safeties?

Speaker 58 That would be... Parlay them?

Speaker 9 I think you could probably bet $1 to win a million.

Speaker 8 More than a million.

Speaker 3 Just the thought. Yeah.
Just the thought. I'm going to do all safeties.

Speaker 8 I am envisioning a late-game situation.

Speaker 9 That would be like the bachelor party that puts all the video of them all putting like $400 on one number and it hits.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 8 I'm picturing a late game situation where it's Urban Meyer and David Cully trying to out-strategize each other, like the Mike Vrabel, Bill Belichick one, where they were both trying to figure out how time works, and just watching, seeing how badly both of them can fuck up.

Speaker 8 Yes. Who's going to fuck up the end of this game worse? David Cully or Urban Meyer? My prediction is Urban Meyer.
Love it.

Speaker 8 Because Urban Meyer doesn't have a yes man next to him to even give him feedback. Urban Meyer is a man alone right now.

Speaker 33 No, he turns around and everyone walks away.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 28 Okay, your

Speaker 3 under Liam.

Speaker 7 I'm going to do Chargers, Eagles, under 49.5. Okay.

Speaker 9 I just feel like

Speaker 7 Eagles haven't scored a lot of points the whole year and then coming off a game where they did. Probably a letdown.

Speaker 3 So I don't see them scoring a lot. Lost.

Speaker 9 It's underless.

Speaker 8 Wait, wait, wait. It's in Philadelphia, though.

Speaker 8 The Funder Delphia.

Speaker 8 No, there's no real good one to do there.

Speaker 8 My under is going to be what JT has won.

Speaker 3 That's the one that's going to be

Speaker 3 the city of Under the Alive.

Speaker 8 I'm going to take Kansas City, Green Bay.

Speaker 44 That's a podcast.

Speaker 3 40 hands of food.

Speaker 61 A nosedive.

Speaker 3 46. This is a nosedive.
43.5.

Speaker 8 47.5.

Speaker 19 If anyone wants to say anything right now about each other, this is the scene from Almost Famous when the plane is going down.

Speaker 8 Oh, I haven't seen that one.

Speaker 44 Spoiler. Oh, shit.

Speaker 8 Oh, by the way, David Chase says that Tony dies in the last scene. They did another interview with him.
Oh.

Speaker 7 So, a little food for thought.

Speaker 9 TFT asked us, you weren't in the room, and he was like, Do you guys see the news? And we all said no. He said, we want to know what happens.
We all said no.

Speaker 9 And then Billy was like, well, you spoiled it for me. I was like, you spoiled it for me.
You guys don't realize how, by spoiling it for me, you spoiled it for thousands.

Speaker 3 So just know that. Well, I just hope you're happy.
By the numbers, probably hundreds of thousands. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, if we want to statistically do it.

Speaker 8 It's still a great show. I encourage everybody to watch it.

Speaker 13 It's a very great show.

Speaker 8 Just know that in the very last episode.

Speaker 8 I won't say anything else. But David Chase said that in the last scene, Tony gets killed.

Speaker 8 The creator of the show spoiled it.

Speaker 3 You can't do that.

Speaker 8 What were you going to say, Billy?

Speaker 43 I don't want to bitch about it, but you know, when this, like, I tried to start watching the Sopranos and I'd heard so many spoilers, I was like, oh, like that guy.

Speaker 43 Oh, wait, he dies and gets shot on a boat.

Speaker 3 And I was like, you're talking about pussy?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Because he's a rat. Okay, go ahead.
Yeah, the underground.

Speaker 8 The Under Kansas City and Green Bay. I think that Jordan Love is, it's his first game.
It's going to be tricky. It's going to be tough.

Speaker 8 I'm not going to say anything that we didn't address earlier on the show in the last segment. Correct.

Speaker 3 That was for

Speaker 17 this only.

Speaker 8 This is the week where the Kansas City offense comes back to being the Kansas City offense. 48.

Speaker 3 Good luck with it.

Speaker 54 Yeah, this is timing that. 48.

Speaker 8 Very tough. It's 48 right now.
I'm timing it. On the dot.
This is going to be Kansas City 37, Green Bay

Speaker 3 10. Whoa.
Wait. Yeah.

Speaker 8 That's the expected points. Remember we were doing expected points?

Speaker 55 Does anyone

Speaker 69 know? Yeah.

Speaker 8 You just expected points to be under. No, it's 48.

Speaker 3 It's a 37. So you're doing

Speaker 3 this. You're under.
That's my under. Got it.
So you're one point off. I'm nailing that.

Speaker 54 I thought we were on overs.

Speaker 3 In fact, just got lost in all these fucking stupid names.

Speaker 8 Give me a three-point window to hit.

Speaker 3 I'm already middle aged.

Speaker 3 Exact close. Got it.
I like it. I like it.

Speaker 12 All right.

Speaker 33 My under, I'm doing Falcon Saints, under 42.

Speaker 36 Saints defense is good.

Speaker 37 Calvin Ridley, obviously, is taking a step back from football for the Falcons.

Speaker 22 They don't have as many weapons.

Speaker 3 Trevor Simeon, game manager, under 42. Billy.

Speaker 43 Titans, Rams, 53.5.

Speaker 54 Oh, you're just double-dipping on this game. I am.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 48 I like it.

Speaker 43 I feel like the...

Speaker 63 You have a read on this game.

Speaker 3 Like,

Speaker 3 if you look.

Speaker 38 Billy looked at all the games. He's like, you know what?

Speaker 69 I know exactly what's going to happen in this game.

Speaker 43 I feel like the Titans are going to overcompensate without Derrick Henry with their defense.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 43 And Rams are just going to have a great defense.

Speaker 3 They're going to try on defense, you mean? Yeah.

Speaker 17 Isn't Derrick Henry like an asset for the defense?

Speaker 8 Because when he's playing, they're not on the field as much. Correct.
But now they're going to try harder.

Speaker 8 But now they're going to be on the field more, so they'll get into more of a rhythm on defense. Right.

Speaker 3 That's what you're saying. Got it.
Gotcha.

Speaker 8 Also, Deshaun Jackson cleared waivers, so some team is going to hire him, and he's going to score one touchdown for 80 yards and then pull his hamstring a little bit.

Speaker 60 I feel like he's going to be on the Raiders.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Could see it.

Speaker 31 Yep. Could see it.

Speaker 3 Bill Davis loves speed.

Speaker 68 Also, Texans, Dolphins under 46.5 with Hank.

Speaker 48 Okay, so I think the only game we didn't hit was Cowboys Broncos.

Speaker 4 It looks like Dak's playing.

Speaker 16 Jerry Jones did his thing where he's like, he did a press conference and just said, Dak's playing,

Speaker 54 which probably pisses off everyone in the building, their medical staff and everything.

Speaker 17 But that's okay.

Speaker 37 He owns the team.

Speaker 8 Also, the Cowboys are wearing red, white, and blue stripes on their helmet. Oh, love it.

Speaker 8 So I initially saw that and I was like, oh, this is one of the dumb things that they try to pull out to sell a few more pieces of merch during one of their theme months that they have.

Speaker 8 But I saw a picture of the helmets. The helmets are actually awesome.
Yeah, they look cool. Yes.
They look awesome with the red, white, and blue stripe.

Speaker 8 It reminds me of the new NFL football that's red, white, and blue.

Speaker 3 Yes, yes.

Speaker 46 Okay, so that is week nine.

Speaker 50 I'm hoping for a great week.

Speaker 76 Let's all just say a quick prayer.

Speaker 44 Bless up.

Speaker 38 Great week. Great week.
Great week for everyone.

Speaker 61 Hank's going to go 0-4, though.

Speaker 58 We already said that.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 35 Let's do a new, we have a very new, brand new fantasy Billies.

Speaker 3 Wait, what's the music? Oh, yeah, Billy, you get to pick the music.

Speaker 9 You tell us.

Speaker 3 Let the bodies hit the floor. Yeah.

Speaker 7 Yeah. No, let them pick.

Speaker 3 Oh,

Speaker 43 it's an EDM song. I can't think of it right now.

Speaker 3 I'll tell you guys how to. Okay, cool.

Speaker 8 It's a secret.

Speaker 3 I don't even know how to do this.

Speaker 3 What's up?

Speaker 40 Everyone's Billy.

Speaker 71 What's up, guys?

Speaker 3 My name's Billy.

Speaker 3 My store:

Speaker 3 The Squirrels.

Speaker 3 Oh, dude. I love squirrels.
Did you guys see this? In the far Saffron Forest, the squirrels overthrew the chipmunks and now have majority government in the state forest.

Speaker 8 That's sick, so they're like voting on acorns.

Speaker 20 They're going to be getting mad nuts.

Speaker 3 Shit.

Speaker 3 Oh, my cinema's Bill Gates.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Fucking rich piece of shit.
Capitalist asshole. Fuck.

Speaker 3 I could go into it, but I'm not going to. Anyways.

Speaker 3 I get it. There's like...
I've seen studies about Bill base and tons of studies. He's like, he's whack.
My sleeper's Mike White. Yeah.

Speaker 33 He won the game tonight, and he's going to be fucking sleeping around because he's going to be getting so much puss because he won the game and he's New York's future.

Speaker 8 Watch out for Mono.

Speaker 3 Oh, shit. Anyways.
Take Iver Mecton for Mono, by the way.

Speaker 8 Thanks, Billy. Hey, what's up, guys? This is Billy Football.
I'm starting the University of Texas this weekend.

Speaker 33 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 1 Steve Sarkeesian,

Speaker 8 he said that the monkey was like not a distraction. And actually the monkey was like kind of sweet to be honest.
And it was a personal matter. And first of all, it's a rhesus monkey.

Speaker 8 Okay, it's not a chimp. Everyone's calling it a chimp.
It's a rhesus monkey. It's a native.

Speaker 3 I love rhesus. Yeah.
It's my favorite candy.

Speaker 8 It's part of the simian subdivision of monkeys.

Speaker 13 Trevor Simeon?

Speaker 8 It's just so frustrating hearing people say that it's not a simian when it actually is.

Speaker 8 So my sitting, I'm sitting Joe Judge's headset. Fix Joe Judge's headset.

Speaker 8 There's something going on with it. It's weird.

Speaker 3 Like, I don't know.

Speaker 8 People are saying that people are using an electromagnetic pulse to take off the Giants' communication on the sideline. And I just like to say that's just not cool and it's anti-New York bias.

Speaker 8 So somebody fix it so that he can listen to Car Talk or whatever when he's got that thing on. My sleepers, I'm sleep.
My sleeper is the Lions.

Speaker 8 Not the football team, the Lions, but actual Lions are my sleepers. Oh, shit.
Because

Speaker 8 Zookeepers in Akron in Ohio are actually giving lions the COVID vaccine now. Oh fuck.
Which is like totally untested on lions right now.

Speaker 61 I saw that. I saw that.

Speaker 8 Yeah, no study. I saw that.
Yeah, no, so like there's a study that just came out that said that lions, it'll actually put them into a coma. Yeah.
And that the female lions will start to grow manes.

Speaker 44 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 8 So I just like everybody to keep an eye out on lions. They might be doing the frogs turning gay thing on lions.

Speaker 61 All right. What's up, guys? Billy.

Speaker 3 Hey, Billy.

Speaker 18 My stardom stardom is low-key.

Speaker 47 It's gonna be squat racks.

Speaker 62 So I got a squat rack in my kitchen and if you don't have a squat rack in your kitchen, like get on my level

Speaker 47 low-key.

Speaker 8 It's the metabolic window. You can work out and eat at the same time.

Speaker 47 Yeah, low-key, I've been drinking a lot of milk, which I don't know if you saw, but low-key, it's like getting like way more expensive.

Speaker 3 But like, whatever.

Speaker 63 Alright, my sitem is

Speaker 32 the vaccine booster shots.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 17 I don't know if you guys have been seeing this, but like the studies out there are pretty sketchy.

Speaker 67 And I'm not saying I'm anti-vax.

Speaker 16 No, but I also saw a study that like five kids that are exactly my height and weight all had their hearts explode like a cell phone with 5G.

Speaker 8 I think it's just like you should do research on how the vaccine interacts with people who are like

Speaker 8 sports players. Yeah.

Speaker 9 I heard you can suck the vaccine out of your own dick and it gets it out, but it doesn't work. Yeah.

Speaker 48 No, I heard that too.

Speaker 8 I heard that too. Smokey sussy.
I heard that too.

Speaker 1 And then my sleeper is, so

Speaker 3 I was listening to Rogan last week and it was elections. Joey?

Speaker 17 Yeah, it was elections on Tuesday.

Speaker 3 And my sleeper is dolphins because they did a study and dolphins are more likely to be Democrats than Republicans.

Speaker 8 I saw it. It just came out.

Speaker 66 Yeah.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 72 that should actually, like, I don't know how they're going to do.

Speaker 46 Like, I was doing some research on the gerrymandering and like how they get districts.

Speaker 3 Juryman.

Speaker 72 Gerrymandering. And like when you add in global warming and then all of Florida is probably going to be Republican because of all the dolphins.

Speaker 8 It's just something to think about. I think that just dolphins, they do too much cardio.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 72 That's fucking beto. Yeah.

Speaker 44 Hey boys.

Speaker 3 Anyone want to order food?

Speaker 68 My sardom is the city of Atlanta.

Speaker 79 It's parade day in the ATL and I can't wait to get downtown with the bros and see some blue mountains with the braves driving around the city.

Speaker 68 My sit-im is LeBron. He's out for a week with an abstrain and my diagnosis at the bro football doc is he's just soft and doesn't feel like playing.

Speaker 3 My sleeper, Zach Wilson.

Speaker 32 Don't look now, but after tonight, it's been three straight games with the Jets playing where he hasn't thrown a pin.

Speaker 3 See you in the playoff tank. Anyways.

Speaker 3 Oh, credit to Billy.

Speaker 72 Clap it up for Billy for letting us mock him in his face.

Speaker 8 They're not Reese's monkeys.

Speaker 43 They're capuchins.

Speaker 3 A capuchin monkey.

Speaker 72 That's the only thing that Billy's mad about.

Speaker 24 It's not that we mocked him.

Speaker 78 It's that you got the fucking monkeys wrong, bro.

Speaker 3 Low-key, they're not those monkeys.

Speaker 7 Do you have a fuckboy for us?

Speaker 3 Yeah. Or you got anything to say?

Speaker 46 Retorts?

Speaker 3 Anything?

Speaker 9 Whose was the best? Whose was the most accurate?

Speaker 48 Honestly, Jakes.

Speaker 3 Jake was great.

Speaker 2 Am I really that political?

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 46 But it's funny to pretend that you are.

Speaker 3 Sweet.

Speaker 56 All right. Let's get to our interview.

Speaker 38 We got Dana White on.

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Speaker 29 Okay, we now welcome on a recurring guest, one of our favorite recurring guests.

Speaker 49 It is Dana White,

Speaker 73 the man, the myth, the legend.

Speaker 1 He's here in New York because we got UFC

Speaker 1 268.

Speaker 3 Yep.

Speaker 12 Got it?

Speaker 16 Do you ever get lose track?

Speaker 13 Yeah, I always lose track.

Speaker 42 Like, that's... Yeah, we're getting up.

Speaker 3 We're getting up there. We're getting up there.

Speaker 14 268 is a lot of UFCs.

Speaker 8 Have you considered doing nicknames for the fights instead of numbers?

Speaker 3 Are you just going to stick with numbers?

Speaker 53 We stopped a long time ago doing the numbers, and the fans just kept the numbers rolling so we got sucked back in.

Speaker 73 I like the numbers because you can also like, I mean, 268 is fucking crazy.

Speaker 12 It's like a reminder of, you know, how long you've been doing it.

Speaker 53 And it doesn't include, you know, the numbers don't include fight nights. Those are only pay-per-views.
So got it. I mean, you're talking so many fights.

Speaker 73 Do you think for UFC 500 you'll bring back Butterbean?

Speaker 3 Butterbean? Yeah.

Speaker 53 Butterbean's got to be like 60 years old.

Speaker 73 So you don't think he can knock you out?

Speaker 3 Knock me out?

Speaker 29 Yeah, knock all of us out.

Speaker 3 That's really definitely knock me out of this room. He could knock us all out.

Speaker 3 Yeah, he could knock us all out.

Speaker 60 All right, so this fight, very exciting.

Speaker 41 MSG, the Mecca, Usman versus Covington 2.

Speaker 32 A lot of trash talk.

Speaker 3 You don't do predictions, but can you give us a prediction?

Speaker 53 Listen, this is the fight. The first fight was one of the best fights I've ever seen.
It was. And

Speaker 53 there's no doubt about it that Colby Covington is the second best guy in the world. He's the guy that should be fighting for the title right now.

Speaker 53 Usman has broke all these records undefeated in the UFC, never been taken down ever, never been put on his back, and the list of records go on and on.

Speaker 53 And obviously been working on his hands and just knocked out Masvedal. I don't know, man.

Speaker 53 I just think, I think Usman, he's the pound-for-pound best fighter in the world right now, and I think he's going to probably end up going down as the GOAT, man, if he keeps on the

Speaker 53 trajectory. I mean, he's lapping these guys right now.
This is the second time he'll run through some of these guys for the second time.

Speaker 37 But that's the beauty of the fight game.

Speaker 73 That's the beauty of UFC is I know that you've talked about it before, but does it ever frustrate you when a guy doesn't stay on top for a really long time?

Speaker 3 Because there is that like push and pull of

Speaker 73 it's great watching a UFC fight card because you never know what's going to happen.

Speaker 76 You never know when a champ's going to get taken down.

Speaker 32 But obviously, a champ, you know, having a couple years at the top is good for business.

Speaker 3 Right. Well, everybody always assumes that I hope or wish or, you know, this happens or that happens.
Whatever happens, happens.

Speaker 53 The only thing that I give a shit about is that we had a good fight. Yeah.
You know, that the fights are good. Every night, so every Saturday,

Speaker 53 I compete with your wives, your girlfriends,

Speaker 53 the next big movie that comes out,

Speaker 53 sporting event, the weather, college football, you name it. I'm competing with all that stuff.

Speaker 53 So every time you sit down and watch my product, as long as you walk away going, damn, that was a guy, you know, feel like you didn't waste your time. Right.
Like you do with a lot of boxing fights.

Speaker 8 You should start an awareness campaign that says, like, hey, remember, don't drink too much during the day for college football because you have to stay up late at night.

Speaker 3 I fall into that trap. I've been passing out before my fight.

Speaker 8 Yes, passing out at like 8 p.m. and forgetting to smash that order button.
And by the way, I think you should be commended because you're on a little bit of a hot streak here.

Speaker 8 The last three UFC fights that I've purchased on the ESPN Plus app have been fine and they've worked. And I haven't wanted to throw my phone out the window.

Speaker 8 So I don't know what happened between you and them after that one big debacle that you had a few months ago, but it seems like you cracked some skulls.

Speaker 3 It's gotten easy. It figured it out.

Speaker 17 It's gotten easy to figure out.

Speaker 8 Are they afraid of you now?

Speaker 53 Well, the difference is, you know, these guys launched this new platform, you know, and it takes some time to work the kinks out. And, you know, you're dealing with Disney.

Speaker 53 They got their shit together quick. And,

Speaker 53 you know, not only do they have ESPN Plus, but now they have Disney Plus, which has, I don't even know. You know how many subscribers they have on Disney Plus? It's a big number.

Speaker 53 It's a massive number. So

Speaker 53 they're good partners. They get their shit together quick.

Speaker 8 Disney, we have our shit together with 100%.

Speaker 4 Yes, that's good tags with the company.

Speaker 8 Mickey Mouse saying that.

Speaker 73 So you say that the switch to ESPN has been good?

Speaker 3 Has it been massive? Really? Massive.

Speaker 58 Everything's been successful?

Speaker 53 I mean,

Speaker 53 from

Speaker 53 think about this. Every day when you turn on, if you turn ESPN right now or three hours from now,

Speaker 53 that bug is up in that corner there that says UFC and it has the fighters and the fights. I mean, you can't put a number on that.
That's true.

Speaker 53 For seven years or whatever that we'll be with these guys.

Speaker 74 So that was what I was going to ask.

Speaker 28 What year are you in your contract?

Speaker 32 Because I think if I asked you in year six, you'd be like, well, there's things they could do better.

Speaker 3 We're in year three. Okay, so yeah.

Speaker 60 You're in the, yeah, this is great.

Speaker 53 We're in year three. I mean, listen, I come from, you know, I came from Spike TV, for Christ's sake.

Speaker 3 True.

Speaker 53 To be on ESPN and

Speaker 53 the type of marketing that these guys do. And,

Speaker 53 you know, they do good work.

Speaker 53 You think when you're in a sport like mine, your dream is to be on ESPN someday, you don't realize how big it really is until you're there.

Speaker 8 Has Mike Greenberg approached you and been like, hey, can I have John Annick's job yet?

Speaker 53 If Mike Greenberg approached me?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Has he?

Speaker 8 Because he's thinking about it. Mike Greenberg is on every single program on ESPN.
That is true. And we are John Annick fans on this program.

Speaker 53 You threw me off there for a minute because we used to have a guy named Mike Goldberg.

Speaker 3 I thought you were talking about Greenberg. Oh, no, no, Green Goldberg.
Greenberg, Goldberg.

Speaker 8 Can we just say that the UFC is a Mike Greenberg-free property? There's no Mike Greenbergs allowed.

Speaker 3 Yeah, there's no Mike Greenberg. Okay.
John Annika. Yeah,

Speaker 8 he's been doing a great job, by the way. Like, the chemistry that those guys have when they call a fight, that's something that you can't fake.

Speaker 8 You can't just put guys in a room together and be like, okay, get along and expect for something like that to come out. They've done a good job.

Speaker 8 Was there a moment where you're like, I think that we've got our announcing team set here for the foreseeable future?

Speaker 53 Yeah, well, first of all, thanks. Number one.
Number two,

Speaker 53 it all starts with Rogan. You know, Rogan is so good and so passionate about the sport.
When Rogan talks about UFC, you can tell he's just not a guy who's being paid to talk about this.

Speaker 53 And obviously you got Cormier, who's a multiple-time world champion, loves the sport, and Anik is truly a guy. You know, when we got Anik, Anik was working for ESPN before we had a deal with ESPN.

Speaker 53 When they started covering MMA, he was an MMA guy.

Speaker 53 So, you know, all of the guys, you know, it's not just some kid that went to sportscaster school and wanted to be in something, you know, and ends up in baseball.

Speaker 53 Yeah.

Speaker 8 You got Jake sitting right next to you. He's taking offense to that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he did go to sportscasting school. Is Cormier

Speaker 2 officially retired, never coming back?

Speaker 32 Because he was eating chicken fingers at the Nets game last night like he was a retired man.

Speaker 3 He's definitely retired school.

Speaker 38 I saw that, and I was like, because I couldn't remember if he actually had a full announcement.

Speaker 32 Because, you know,

Speaker 12 fighters can retire a million times.

Speaker 14 And there's always maybe one more fight.

Speaker 73 But when I saw him eating those chicken fingers at the Nets game, I was like, that's a retired fighter.

Speaker 53 Unfortunately, he he was eating chicken fingers when he was fighting.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 27 That's true. But he was maybe going a little extra.

Speaker 3 He's done.

Speaker 53 Yeah, he's definitely done. And he's got a whole new career now.
I mean, this guy's got multiple shows on ESPN. He does all our commentating, and he's killing it.

Speaker 54 Yeah.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 37 we did a boxing thing.

Speaker 61 I know you just bash boxing.

Speaker 73 I still like boxing.

Speaker 38 I can like both.

Speaker 73 We did a boxing thing on Showtime a couple months ago, the Jake Paul fight, and we were in the green room with a guy you might not like.

Speaker 3 I think that's putting it lightly, Ariel Hawani. Why do you hate him?

Speaker 53 It's not that I hate the guy.

Speaker 53 He said you hated him.

Speaker 3 He did.

Speaker 53 Well, he's a victim.

Speaker 3 The guy's a victim.

Speaker 53 He's just one of those fucking, he's a pussy, and he's a fucking, just a big fucking crybaby victim.

Speaker 30 Dana is so good.

Speaker 58 Like, he knew the question didn't register for like two seconds, and he's like, oh, he just wants me to give you a sound bite about Ariel.

Speaker 3 Okay, there he is.

Speaker 3 Listen, look at the guy.

Speaker 53 Think about this.

Speaker 53 And it's not just him. There's a few of the guys that cover our sports.
Revelle. We have the toughest sport in the world being covered by the biggest pussies in the world.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 53 It's just, what do you expect? I mean, you know, I heard.

Speaker 76 But I think you could talk about a sport without having to play the sport.

Speaker 53 I agree. I'm not saying the guy has to be whatever.
He's a victim. He's a crybaby.

Speaker 3 I actually, I made that whole story.

Speaker 13 He said he loves you.

Speaker 3 Yeah, he loves me.

Speaker 53 I got into a beef one day, and he went out on this tour and was crying on fucking TV and crying and getting all the other media guys to feel sorry for him.

Speaker 53 He's just...

Speaker 53 At the end of the day, he's just not my kind of guy.

Speaker 60 Yeah, I liked him.

Speaker 35 I only spent about a half a day with him.

Speaker 37 But I will relay that back to him if I ever see him again.

Speaker 53 Oh, trust me, he knows.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 3 And then what about he's well aware. Ravel,

Speaker 3 Ravell's just an asshole. Yeah, he really is.

Speaker 14 Like when he does the,

Speaker 73 oh, this is bad for UFC because someone won and they're not big.

Speaker 13 Like, it's just the worst.

Speaker 53 You know what it is? It's him looking for attention.

Speaker 3 Oh, 100%. He's looking for attention.

Speaker 8 You know what? I gave him some attention. I said, I will fight you, Darren Ravel.
Yes. And he said, okay, but you have to pay me like $2 million.

Speaker 8 He wanted to pay $2 million to Darren Ravel's pocket for me to get in the ring and kick his ass. And now he's gone silent.
I'm like, I'll fight you for free, time and place. Name it.

Speaker 8 Can that that be an undercard? Would you put that on as an undercard?

Speaker 53 So you know when you make $2 million in a fight, when a lot of people know who you are and want to see you fight, nobody knows who the fuck Darren Revelle is.

Speaker 8 They know that they want to see me kick Darren Revelle's ass.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 3 You don't know.

Speaker 53 Start a GoFundMe.

Speaker 8 I don't want to pay Darren Revelle $2 million. I just want to kick his ass.
I just want to choke him out.

Speaker 53 There are some guys that are worth $2 million.

Speaker 3 You know what I mean? Yeah.

Speaker 53 Well. You got to think about that sometimes.
As you start to get famous, there's some people that you want to punch in the face. Who's worth the money and who's not?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 8 That's a good point.

Speaker 39 But you don't pay anyone, right?

Speaker 3 That's what I heard. Yeah, that's what I heard too.

Speaker 37 Like, you got to be tired of that.

Speaker 12 I mean, I guess I don't give a shit.

Speaker 3 I guess it's good.

Speaker 73 You knew it was coming because the more successful you get, the more you got to pay everybody.

Speaker 53 If I was, no, no, no, that's that's not even it. The problem is that we don't tell anybody what we pay everybody.

Speaker 3 Got it.

Speaker 53 That's what drives everybody crazy.

Speaker 13 Yeah, that does. Yeah.

Speaker 53 It drives them fucking crazy. They want to know so bad.
Now, the fighters can tell people what they make. You notice that they don't?

Speaker 53 None of them came out and say, I don't make any money. I only made this much money for this fight.
Nobody comes out. They don't want anybody knowing what they make for the fight.

Speaker 73 Because it's a nice play to get more money.

Speaker 3 So tell us one question.

Speaker 53 No, it's not a ploy to get more money.

Speaker 53 When your numbers come out publicly,

Speaker 53 it's a shit show, man. Everybody's hitting you up for money.

Speaker 53 Yeah, true. Now, all these people think

Speaker 53 that

Speaker 53 these guys don't get paid. They don't make any money.
So nobody's going to be trying to borrow any money off you.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 73 what do you pay one of your fight? Give us one fight. Give us one

Speaker 27 pay-per-view.

Speaker 53 So last night, you know this kid, Bojack?

Speaker 44 Yeah. The boxer.

Speaker 53 Yes. You know him? Yeah.
He's a former world champion.

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 53 He's fighting tomorrow. He's fighting this weekend, I guess, in the Middle East.
And he's making $75,000.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 53 How do I do this?

Speaker 53 A guy who isn't even

Speaker 53 on the prelims,

Speaker 53 never been a world champion,

Speaker 53 and I won't mention his name, is making $750,000.

Speaker 40 A prelimb fighter. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Wow.

Speaker 3 Prelimb fighter. Wow.
Never been a world champion.

Speaker 53 Interesting.

Speaker 3 Is making $750,000. Okay.

Speaker 8 So I guess the follow-up question would be, are you concerned about, you know, there's always going to be somebody that's looking to get what the UFC has right now.

Speaker 8 Like a challenger that emerges, tries to put together their own fighting association. My guess is that they probably try to make it like a fighters first

Speaker 8 organization. They probably look to be like, okay, this is the most fighter-friendly organization there is.
We're going to publicize what we pay our fighters.

Speaker 8 Are you concerned about somebody coming at you with that type of business model?

Speaker 53 I say it all the time.

Speaker 53 So whenever these guys ask me, you know, oh, why don't you do this? Why don't you this? I said, why don't you go raise some money and start your own fucking organization?

Speaker 53 And you pay them whatever you want and run it however you want to.

Speaker 53 Don't worry about how I run my business.

Speaker 8 But you're not worried like that somebody's going to do that.

Speaker 3 I welcome it.

Speaker 8 Competition

Speaker 8 sharpens everyone's nice.

Speaker 53 I fucking love it. Dive in.

Speaker 12 There's no barrier to entry here.

Speaker 53 Raise some money. Anybody can go raise some capital and get out there and pay them however you want, how much you want.

Speaker 3 Tell whoever you want.

Speaker 73 All right, so while we're on the money train, how much are you going to pay Hezbollah to be in a UFC pay-per-view?

Speaker 11 Because I would pay anything to watch him.

Speaker 2 He doesn't even have to fight.

Speaker 3 He just has to hang out.

Speaker 53 It's incredible. He's awesome.
I mean, this guy is.

Speaker 12 And you met him, right?

Speaker 3 You met him recently.

Speaker 53 We were just Saturday. We were at the fight together.

Speaker 73 Did he try to punch you?

Speaker 3 No, he didn't. He tries to punch everybody.

Speaker 53 Yeah, he doesn't try. He does.
He punches everybody.

Speaker 3 He didn't punch me, though.

Speaker 44 We're pals.

Speaker 73 And so are you going to, I mean, are you going to get him involved at all or no?

Speaker 3 I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 53 You know, I don't know if he wants to get involved.

Speaker 3 And from what I hear, his father is super protective of him.

Speaker 53 Got it.

Speaker 53 And

Speaker 53 if that's the case, you don't want your kid fighting. Yeah.

Speaker 8 They keep having those, you know, I see all the posters for him trying to fight that one other guy.

Speaker 53 They went at it that night at the fight.

Speaker 3 Did they?

Speaker 8 How would you rank Hezbollah as a fighter? Like, if you see something in him, is he quick?

Speaker 3 I have no idea.

Speaker 53 I haven't seen enough. I saw him punch Noguera in the face.
I saw him punch a couple other guys in the face.

Speaker 3 It's awesome. Honestly, I saw that.

Speaker 53 Oh, no, he did land a kick on that kid that night in the stomach. Yeah.

Speaker 8 I see that.

Speaker 14 I did, yeah.

Speaker 8 And honestly, I'm a little bit afraid of him. I think that he could beat me up.
I really do.

Speaker 8 It's like one of those mantis shrimp. Have you ever seen them flick their little arms out and they go like 500 miles per hour?

Speaker 17 I honestly think he could do it.

Speaker 3 We should do him and Ravel.

Speaker 53 At least they're the same size.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that would be great.

Speaker 3 I'd take

Speaker 29 all day.

Speaker 2 What's the future for Connor?

Speaker 37 Because obviously he broke his leg.

Speaker 58 I think, I mean, he could still sell pay-per-views.

Speaker 73 He's in, in my personal opinion, he's in that later Tyson zone where it's like, I'm still buying it.

Speaker 76 You know what I mean?

Speaker 73 Like, even if he hasn't won in a long time and he, you know, maybe hasn't had the best fights, I'm still buying it.

Speaker 37 So is it, what's like your, your, what's your threshold there for a fighter who can sell, but maybe can't fight at the peak that he was at?

Speaker 3 What's the question?

Speaker 3 So Connor McGregor.

Speaker 53 Do I think he'll sell?

Speaker 73 No, no, I know he sells, but is there a threshold where it's like, if he's not good enough, or is it just if you can sell, you can sell, you'll be.

Speaker 53 Well, he's still one of the top 10 guys in the world. Yeah.
I mean, he's still one of the top 10 best guys in the world.

Speaker 14 So he's still,

Speaker 73 he can, anytime he wants, he's headlining any pay-per-view when he calls you.

Speaker 53 I don't know. I mean, it would depend on who he was fighting and things like that.
But yeah, I would have to say Connor coming back as a headliner. Yes.
Yes.

Speaker 12 But you know what I mean?

Speaker 73 I guess a better way to ask the question is like, is there a point where if a guy starts not being good, and Connor's not there yet, he's obviously not his peak anymore.

Speaker 3 But if there's a guy who's not good anymore, but he can sell, do you say, fuck it, I don't care.

Speaker 72 You can sell.

Speaker 3 We're going to keep

Speaker 53 on eventually once you get enough.

Speaker 53 Once you start to go in that direction, listen, I try to do, you know, when a guy gets to Connor's level, or we've been having this conversation about Nate Diaz.

Speaker 3 Right. Okay, yes.

Speaker 3 Nate Diaz's level.

Speaker 53 And Nate's been with us forever. And, you know, these guys are making big big money.
Big money. So,

Speaker 53 you know, I want these guys to stick around and get as much as they can before it's over.

Speaker 60 But you said that.

Speaker 73 Yeah, you said that about Nate, like that Nate's maybe not what Nate is.

Speaker 53 Well, we were having this conversation yesterday.

Speaker 53 Robbie was telling me that fans were saying, you're throwing him to the Wolves. You're throwing him to the Wolves.
Well, he's lost three of his last four. Right.
And they said that.

Speaker 53 Since he's only got one fight left on his contract, we're trying to throw him to the Wolves and whatever. He's lost three of his last four.
So what are you saying?

Speaker 53 If he loses this one against Hamazat Shamayev, this would be the one that would devalue him.

Speaker 13 Right.

Speaker 53 Because that's what they're saying. We're trying to devalue him.

Speaker 12 Well, I mean, Nate also.

Speaker 3 The guy's lost three of his last four. What are you talking about?

Speaker 53 So, so should I, should I put up, look, look for like a fight that would be a layer? Exactly. It's just, it's just, it's not what we do.

Speaker 53 We put the best against the best. And when you look at a guy like Nate Diaz and you say he lost three of his last four, he lost three of his last four against bad motherfuckers.

Speaker 13 And he also is really good at losing but winning.

Speaker 3 He really is.

Speaker 3 No, that's the double. Because he just runs out of time.

Speaker 53 It's a great point.

Speaker 53 And,

Speaker 53 you know, but what we do isn't what everybody else does. We put the best against the best and we put on the best possible fights that we can make.

Speaker 53 And Nate Diaz, unfortunately,

Speaker 53 all fighters, all athletes get to an age where just, listen, we're winding down here and whatever. The question is, where's Nate Diaz?

Speaker 81 And that's a good answer.

Speaker 15 It was a terrible question by me.

Speaker 73 I was too long-winded, but it is interesting looking at the fight game right now because a lot of the fight game, and I'm talking about boxing as well, is becoming like, let's just sell pay-per-views, not care about the product.

Speaker 32 And what you're saying is it's going to be product first.

Speaker 3 100%. Always.
Yeah.

Speaker 42 So we got to the answer I was looking for.

Speaker 13 Fights first.

Speaker 53 Listen, there's no sustainable business model in putting on freak show fights.

Speaker 3 Right. What?

Speaker 3 There's no sustainable products.

Speaker 27 Rough and rowdy's pretty good.

Speaker 3 It's not freak show. Rough and rowdy, our boxing league.

Speaker 3 Just because we use the term freak show to promote it doesn't mean it's a freak show. It's not a freak show.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it's a freak show. No, it's not.

Speaker 3 Come on.

Speaker 8 Is there a science to figuring out how to match some of these fighters up? Because you've got some great fighters like Israel Adesani is one that comes to mind. I love watching him fight sometimes.

Speaker 8 Other times, he just gets matched up with a guy that, for whatever reason, it's like they just, they don't get along in the ring, you know, and not like in a, not in a way like I'm going to beat the shit out of these other guys, but the styles don't work together for whatever reason.

Speaker 8 It just ends up being a boring fight. Is there a science? Like, what have you learned about

Speaker 8 how to combine different types of fighters, like a brawler with a wrestler or a guy that, you know, is like Israel who's more reliant on, you know, some striking with a certain other type of fighter?

Speaker 53 Well, the truth is, once you get here and you get to that level, all of these guys are well-rounded and can,

Speaker 53 you know, if a guy's trying to hold them down, they can get back up. If a guy's trying to stall up against the fence, they can get off the fence.

Speaker 53 It's just very rare in the UFC that you'll see a fight that's that one-sided and boring where a guy just, this guy can't wrestle, and he just gets held down all night.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 81 What's the next big thing for UFC?

Speaker 46 Or is it just like you guys are just cruising?

Speaker 73 There's nothing.

Speaker 32 Because it is a weird game where it's like you guys are cruising, but you know how sports work and content works and entertainment works.

Speaker 73 You always got to be one step ahead.

Speaker 3 100%.

Speaker 53 We're on fire right now um the the business is on fire all the fights that we've been putting on have been incredible and right now i'm opening another performance institute in mexico um i want to open one in puerto rico and i want to open one in africa so once we get this one done in mexico i'll start looking what's next puerto rico or africa just more fighters and that's good forever be a place where kids can go in and train for free

Speaker 53 um

Speaker 53 learn how to lift weights the proper way, learn how to cut weight the proper way. And

Speaker 53 even if if everybody that comes out of the Performance Institute doesn't become a professional fighter, they'll probably become a coach or start teaching jiu-jitsu or training.

Speaker 53 It just impacts the sport 5, 10, 15 years down the road.

Speaker 8 Yeah. What's the future for Fight Island?

Speaker 3 Big, big future for Fight Island. Yeah.

Speaker 8 Are you going to apologize for kind of being a fraud and getting what appears to be a peninsula and calling it an island?

Speaker 73 And also not putting it on a beach, even though I know you tried to put it on a beach.

Speaker 53 It's called Yaz Island. Yaz Island? Yaz Island.

Speaker 48 I'm looking at it right now.

Speaker 53 You know why it's called Yaz Island?

Speaker 3 Because it's a fucking island.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 3 It's a man-made island. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 53 So, you two are the guys that determine what's an island and what's not an island.

Speaker 8 If I dig a ditch that goes around an arena, does that make it an island? And then I put a hose in it and I fill that up with water.

Speaker 3 Sounds like a fucking moat. It is not an island at all.
It's absolutely an island. It's not an island.

Speaker 53 No. It's an island.

Speaker 2 That's the fakest island I've ever seen.

Speaker 11 It's an island.

Speaker 8 Are you going to get a real island?

Speaker 3 No, that's the island. Get a real island.

Speaker 53 Listen, you fucking haters.

Speaker 3 Don't be pissed off because I'm the only one that figured out how to go through COVID. This is a fake-ass island.

Speaker 29 Yeah, you did.

Speaker 73 I mean, that was very impressive that you were the first sport to come back.

Speaker 3 What percentage

Speaker 8 of your day is just spent reminding yourself to dunk on people that said that you were going to ruin the world?

Speaker 3 Love it. I love it.

Speaker 53 I put out a whole piece on it, you know, after the, you know, called people out by name and what.

Speaker 3 I saw that. Yeah.

Speaker 42 That was actually a pretty funny video.

Speaker 13 Like, it was truly a Data White, like, mixtape of

Speaker 3 an N1 tape.

Speaker 53 The beautiful thing these days is when the media says and does dumb shit, we can actually respond and,

Speaker 53 you know, call them out on their bullshit.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 8 My whole thing when that happened was I understood people's concern because nobody really knew what was going on, right?

Speaker 8 There were obviously like a lot of safety factors that you could put in place to mitigate those risks.

Speaker 8 But I was concerned just because, like, no one knew how this thing was going to spread, but I was still rooting for it to work.

Speaker 8 I feel like a lot of people are rooting for it not to work because they don't like you.

Speaker 13 100%.

Speaker 8 But, like, it shouldn't have been one of these things

Speaker 8 where you're rooting against somebody.

Speaker 8 It's objectively a good thing to try to get sports and athletics and these distractions back on TV and the stuff that we care about and people are passionate about.

Speaker 8 So that's why it never occurred to me to

Speaker 8 actively be like, man, I really hope that Dana gets half the world world sick.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 53 here's the reality.

Speaker 53 This is America. Since when don't we try? We're just going to go fucking hide in our house for how long, right? Hide in our house.
We're not going to try to figure this thing out. And if this thing

Speaker 53 was that deadly and was that all fucked anyway. You're going to hide from a virus?

Speaker 3 You're going to hide.

Speaker 53 in your house from a virus. No.
I was just going to say that. It doesn't work that way.
I'm no fucking rocket scientist, but let me tell you what, it doesn't work that way.

Speaker 73 Yeah, I mean, you found a fake island and you've put up a camp there.

Speaker 42 I was just happy to have sports back.

Speaker 2 That's one of those things that, like,

Speaker 73 we don't really, none of us really realize how much sports really mean to everyone. It's true.

Speaker 28 Until it went away, and you're like, wait, what?

Speaker 3 Me too. Yeah.

Speaker 53 And then we. I would have watched fucking golf if it was on.
Everything.

Speaker 40 We did.

Speaker 73 I had people watching my fucking fake football seasons on video games.

Speaker 28 So it's like,

Speaker 3 that's just where we were at.

Speaker 8 I remember the match.

Speaker 8 That first match. It was Tom Brady and Peyton Manning.
I was like, hell yeah, sports is back on TV.

Speaker 3 I can build my whole day around it.

Speaker 32 All right, my last question.

Speaker 1 And everyone go UFC 268 Saturday night.

Speaker 73 Usman versus Covington at Madison Square Garden.

Speaker 1 It's going to be sick.

Speaker 45 It's going to be awesome.

Speaker 73 Actually, worked out nicely for you, too.

Speaker 3 Not a great college football card on Saturday.

Speaker 73 So there's no reason not to be watching UFC come Saturday night.

Speaker 37 Do you still, like every fight night, do you still get that chill and like, holy shit, this is awesome?

Speaker 61 I do.

Speaker 3 That's great.

Speaker 53 And I'll definitely get it on Saturday. I mean, the three top fights,

Speaker 53 you know, Gaetchy versus Chandler, Wayley Zhang versus Note Rose, and obviously Usman versus Covington is going to be badass fights.

Speaker 2 Yeah, because

Speaker 73 there's nothing like a big fight night.

Speaker 63 There really isn't.

Speaker 35 There's nothing in sports like a big fight night.

Speaker 53 And then you got the buzz and the energy that's going to be inside the garden that night. It's sold out.
It's going to be fucking packed.

Speaker 61 Let me do an addendum to my last question, last, last question.

Speaker 53 What's your favorite place non-las vegas to do fights yeah i mean it would be hard not to say new york city you know um

Speaker 53 yeah off the radar what's one that you're like people can think of this but i love when we go here well people would probably think of this one too but uh the o2 in london okay you know yeah you go into london for for a big fight and you get the energy there and and there's this thing about being in europe where the fans act differently than they do over here you know they start singing and chanting, and it's pretty badass.

Speaker 37 Sounds like you need to get our guy Patty the Batty.

Speaker 53 Yeah, no, listen, wait till we go back to England with him.

Speaker 17 Okay. It'll be bat shit nuts.

Speaker 37 I'm going to be advocating for him.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 73 We want him to be, you know, I want him in the next year to be fighting

Speaker 3 the main event. We're all aligned here.
Okay, good. Good, good, good, good.

Speaker 3 All right. Well, everyone, go by it.

Speaker 29 Awesome.

Speaker 73 Thank you for coming by, Dana. We really appreciate it.

Speaker 53 Thanks for having me by.

Speaker 3 Always fun. Thanks, Sam.

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Speaker 2 Okay, let's wrap up. We got Fire Fest of the week.

Speaker 12 Henry? Daniel.

Speaker 10 Let's hear it. I mean, your back blew your back out.

Speaker 9 Blew the fuck out of my back out.

Speaker 8 I saw you doing a lot of

Speaker 8 the thrusting stretches.

Speaker 9 Been doing a lot of stretching, a lot of thrusting,

Speaker 9 building up the core. But my Fire Fest of the week is probably that

Speaker 9 I was a little bit, I guess, in hindsight, maybe a little bit dramatic about my back publicly when it happened.

Speaker 17 No, because at the time I'll talk about real time, it did feel like I broke my back.

Speaker 9 Although, so that's my fire fest. I said multiple times in tweets and videos that my back was broken, and I didn't think I'd ever be able to walk again.
And at the time,

Speaker 69 I didn't think I was going to be able to walk again.

Speaker 3 I don't think you,

Speaker 16 if you had anything like I've had,

Speaker 45 none of your reactions were over the top.

Speaker 9 But I have recovered. I am able to walk.
I've been coming into the office. And obviously, we work with a lot of people.

Speaker 9 There's a lot of people here, a lot of people we deal with on a day-to-day basis. And they're all very concerned with me.
And I've had to have the conversation of like, oh my God, how's your back?

Speaker 9 And I'm like, you know, it's fine. It's, it's not that bad.
They're like, well, you said it was broken. I was like, well, that was, I thought it was, but it's not.

Speaker 9 So my firefest is just having the amount of small talk I've had to do and the amount of times I've had to explain people that basically the chiropractor told me it's 25%

Speaker 9 a slip disc, which is what Big Hat has had. And

Speaker 9 if that's the case, it's really bad. Or it's 75% the back's version of a sprained ankle, which with stretching and

Speaker 3 break, though.

Speaker 9 Yeah, with stretching and stuff, you know, it can be fine, which I'm guessing it is.

Speaker 8 It sounds like a really good doctor that you went to that was like, it's probably

Speaker 3 this, it could be that taking.

Speaker 8 It's a chiropractor, though, right? So a witch doctor.

Speaker 9 Yeah, apparently chiropractors are fake, but this guy is legit. Shout out to him.

Speaker 9 But it's more just, it takes, because I said it can happen up to a week later where you, you know, you feel your disc or whatever. Yeah.
I think that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 Well, my favorite fest is just the amount of small talk I've had to do and the amount of people asking me about my back and thinking that I'm really, really bad and I'm actually like fine.

Speaker 8 I think that chiropractors are just people that they teach you how to crack your neck and back in such a way that they won't die, that it'll feel good. Right.

Speaker 8 And then people are like, wow, I love my chiropractor because, yeah, it feels awesome to crack your back or your neck.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 8 But I'm glad that you're back. Hank, you said on Sunday, I will golf again.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 8 And Hank's just built different, recovering from basically a broken back in four days.

Speaker 12 This is incredible.

Speaker 64 We should have, it's too bad we could have run like a 5K for you.

Speaker 45 Can you run Hank back in the golf course?

Speaker 3 There's still time.

Speaker 8 Have you thought about maybe changing the way that you sit at work? Maybe you get a stand-up course.

Speaker 48 We all sit like shit.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 9 No, my posture is bad. Really bad.

Speaker 8 No, I've just been doing a lot of stretching.

Speaker 3 All right. Good.
Good. We all should stretch more.

Speaker 34 As a whole podcast, we should be stretching more.

Speaker 9 And

Speaker 9 I'm going to be on the quest for an ass this winter.

Speaker 3 Oh, the quest for an ass?

Speaker 64 You're going to find an ass.

Speaker 29 Brazilian butt lift.

Speaker 9 Will you be doing ao naturale?

Speaker 3 Oh, you're going to be squatting. Ass to grass.
Love it. All right.

Speaker 2 PFT, your fire fest of the week.

Speaker 8 I love that, Hank. I love that.

Speaker 8 My firefest is that.

Speaker 1 Wait, can I actually say one thing on that? Yep.

Speaker 64 Totally normal that whenever there's a picture of me or Hank taken, that like half the comments are dudes being like, you got no ass.

Speaker 56 Just gonna say, look in the mirror, guys.

Speaker 64 Look in the mirror.

Speaker 57 Just look in the mirror. Okay.

Speaker 8 We're gonna get you an ass, though, Hank. This is the last thing I do.

Speaker 43 RDLs. Yep.

Speaker 8 Definitely. Reverse deadlifts?

Speaker 3 No, Romanians.

Speaker 43 He's too quad dominant.

Speaker 3 Yeah. That's way too

Speaker 3 good. Romani is glutes enough.

Speaker 3 Bonus sleeper, like, bro, you're too quad-dominant.

Speaker 8 No hamstrings.

Speaker 3 All right, PFT.

Speaker 8 My Fire Fest of the Week is that the Colonial Athletic Association is a bunch of frauds, and they banned James Madison University from their postseason tournaments because JMU, the University of Virginia, is leaving to go to the Sunbelt.

Speaker 8 They're going to make up what's going to be a conference that is, no joke, better than the ACC right now in football.

Speaker 8 When them, Marshall,

Speaker 8 Coastal, joins,

Speaker 8 App State. It's going to be a great conference.

Speaker 8 But since JMU decided to leave the CAA, the CAA's presidents and their commissioner voted to ban their student athletes from participating in post-season tournaments.

Speaker 8 So they're taking

Speaker 8 the monetary thing out on the students that are there. It's bullshit.
The commissioner's name is Joey Dantoni. Ooh.
No comment. Joey.
No comment. Joey Dantoni.

Speaker 8 Joey Dantoni. Listen to me very carefully, Joey.
You do not want to make a mistake here, my friend. Don't take it out on the students because the other presidents of the universities are greedy.

Speaker 8 I heard a rumor, nasty rumor out there, that Joey gets paid $400,000 a year. My guess is that's just to make the conference look good and to take all the aggression that people have.

Speaker 8 And he's basically the Roger Goodell of the CAA. But, Joey, do the right thing.
That's all I'm going to say. Do the right thing.
Do the right thing.

Speaker 8 I know a guy that has access to all the memes on the internet. I pulled him back earlier today.
I restrained the Vin Dog.

Speaker 8 Maybe next week I won't be so generous.

Speaker 65 Oh, shit.

Speaker 37 It's kind of like that Oklahoma State basketball story.

Speaker 64 They banned them from the postseason again.

Speaker 37 A bunch of kids now that were like in middle school when the initial crime was committed that wasn't even a crime.

Speaker 8 The moral of that story is do not cooperate with the NCAA. Just do what LSU does.
So stupid. And be like, yeah, we're not going to help you in your investigation.

Speaker 8 Because the investigation uncovered, it was like... What, like 20 bucks worth of? It was a stupid, stupid investigation.

Speaker 8 The moral is really don't ever cooperate with the NCAA.

Speaker 8 And also, don't take it out on the kids that are are there right now. Yeah.

Speaker 13 When it's somebody else's problem, nothing to do with it.

Speaker 8 Let the kids play, CAA.

Speaker 13 Let the kids play.

Speaker 4 All right, my fire fest.

Speaker 19 You'd think it would be the fact that I had a root canal on Tuesday, but that actually is not my fire fest. My fire fest is

Speaker 19 so I think it's because it's football season, just working a million hours,

Speaker 24 very tired.

Speaker 21 I went to the ATM on Tuesday and

Speaker 50 went to punch in my pin, four-digit pin.

Speaker 19 I've had the same pin for probably 15 years

Speaker 69 fellas it's just not my brain anymore when was the last time you went to the atm a week ago it's just not in my brain are you okay there is no pin i sat there i typed in five different pins they're like next one will lock you out took the card and walked away

Speaker 9 the pin does not exist like that guy with bitcoin in my brain it's

Speaker 3 wild I couldn't,

Speaker 1 it's something that you do that is so like

Speaker 50 muscle memory.

Speaker 8 What are the last four of your social media?

Speaker 2 No, I'm not going to, guys,

Speaker 13 it's wild.

Speaker 76 I just don't have the pin anymore.

Speaker 16 It's vanished from my brain.

Speaker 2 I think it's probably because some stupid stat about like Mike White or the Chiefs against the Spread just pushed that pin out of my ears and it's forever gone.

Speaker 7 Just close your eyes and just.

Speaker 37 Dude, I tried to do that.

Speaker 3 I did it every time.

Speaker 27 I went back the next day, did it again.

Speaker 41 No pin.

Speaker 8 Yeah, just don't even look at the numbers. Just let your fingers do the talking.

Speaker 10 I've attempted it like nine times.

Speaker 3 Mrs. Kat doesn't know the pin.
No pin. Have you tried? No pin.
Six nine, six, nine.

Speaker 46 I'm going to go during regular hours and they can switch it.

Speaker 3 So it's not like a...

Speaker 8 You're going to be like, this is embarrassing.

Speaker 5 Yeah, no, the issue won't be.

Speaker 32 Well, the issue will be solved, except for the fact that I lost my pin in my brain.

Speaker 3 And what's next?

Speaker 9 Yeah, maybe after you switch it to be like, and just curious, what was the old pin?

Speaker 8 I don't think they can give it to you, which is going to drive me insane. Have you considered micro-dosing? Maybe unlock that part of your brain.

Speaker 3 Dude, no pin. Gone.
It's in there somewhere.

Speaker 17 Does that ever happen to you guys? No pin. Remember, this happened to me a couple months ago.

Speaker 12 I sat down at my computer and I just didn't have the password.

Speaker 64 That one I was able to get back by just going and taking a shit and then coming back and just doing it.

Speaker 8 I don't like the look that Billy just gave because Billy has identified that there might be a serious problem.

Speaker 33 Yeah, he's worried about it.

Speaker 3 He's going to diagnose me.

Speaker 9 I mean, unsurprisingly, my short-term memory is also shot.

Speaker 31 I think I just need to take like a, I don't know, somewhere between 48-hour to seven-month nap, and I think I'll get the pins.

Speaker 8 Just hibernate. Billy, what's your diagnosis? Bro, football talk.

Speaker 3 Oh, boy.

Speaker 43 I don't want to say it.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 9 Dementia?

Speaker 43 No.

Speaker 8 Billy's definitely thinking, like, how quickly is Big Cat going to die so I can take his job?

Speaker 9 He is getting old. He is.

Speaker 51 And those gray hairs are going to be 30.

Speaker 3 How old?

Speaker 8 37.

Speaker 3 37.

Speaker 3 I didn't even. Hank is awesome.

Speaker 8 No, I do that all the time. That was one thing that freaked me out the first time I forgot how old I was.

Speaker 36 I think I've already told myself I'm 37.

Speaker 8 Somebody asked me, and I was like, I'm 34,

Speaker 8 and I was 32 at the time. Yeah,

Speaker 36 we're 36.

Speaker 46 We're going to be 37. Yeah, Billy's definitely sharpening those knives right now.

Speaker 3 That's okay. You can take my job.
I'd actually love.

Speaker 35 I would love for you to do one week of my job and see.

Speaker 18 Just see how it goes.

Speaker 43 I do not want your job. Okay.

Speaker 7 That's a lie. But.

Speaker 3 But.

Speaker 69 If you needed to do it.

Speaker 43 Just tell me how you're going to do it. You don't have time to work out.

Speaker 3 That's true.

Speaker 16 That is true.

Speaker 36 Tell me how you're going to do it.

Speaker 3 You're going to poison me?

Speaker 43 I'm not going to kill you.

Speaker 45 Are you going to push me in front of a train?

Speaker 8 You're just going to cut to black.

Speaker 10 Just let me know how it's going to happen so that I can be a little bit prepared.

Speaker 68 You're going to invite me over.

Speaker 43 Love and kindness.

Speaker 28 Oh, you're going to love me.

Speaker 9 Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 8 I think you should pick him up. You should tell Big Cat that a loved one of his is in the hospital.

Speaker 3 Pick him up in a car. You're not going to kill Big Cat.

Speaker 8 Drive him down the highway. On your way to the hospital, pull over in a leafy leafy area.
And then when he tries to escape the car, you shoot him.

Speaker 3 That's what I'm saying. I know that reference, but no one else.
So do I. That's what happened to Audrey on.
Oh, hey, come on, hey.

Speaker 3 You know how I know that from you fucking assholes.

Speaker 3 Ah, Billy.

Speaker 12 Time bears. Billy, now...
That's not insane.

Speaker 1 Billy's not going to kill me because he's already made the diagnosis that I'm going to die soon.

Speaker 3 On my own fucking

Speaker 3 diagnosis.

Speaker 8 Yeah, Billy's literally stoked.

Speaker 3 I'm.

Speaker 3 Are you worried about me or are you diagnosing?

Speaker 43 I'm a little worried.

Speaker 8 Yeah, he gave a look. Make no mistake, Billy.
He gave a look.

Speaker 3 It's Billy.

Speaker 8 It was serious, Billy, like, oh my God, he's got this that I read about in the bodybuilding for you.

Speaker 70 Well, it's all the same look.

Speaker 15 It's the dog looking at the garage door going up.

Speaker 3 Look.

Speaker 7 Tilted head.

Speaker 8 He's got something in his brain, like a lack of a certain type of protein in his brain that Billy's concerned about. Yeah.
Just say it.

Speaker 43 How much LSD have you done in your life?

Speaker 8 Good question.

Speaker 67 LSD, none.

Speaker 19 Huh. Mushrooms, a lot.

Speaker 43 Interesting. Yeah.

Speaker 76 I always was scared that I would just take LSD and just never come back.

Speaker 9 Turn it back into a glass of orange juice.

Speaker 3 Yeah, just meant to never come back.

Speaker 3 All right. Your

Speaker 3 Fire Fest, Billy.

Speaker 29 Try to top that, bitch.

Speaker 43 I can't figure out how to turn my heat on in the apartment.

Speaker 17 Okay, that sucks.

Speaker 3 It's getting cold. Yeah.

Speaker 8 Well, in a lot of places in New York and New Jersey, they just do it for you. Yeah.

Speaker 43 I know. So I don't think my landlord has turned the heat on because I keep hitting the knob.
It's not working. Uh-huh.

Speaker 8 So maybe Ben Menson just never experienced heat in an apartment before. He's been in the South his whole life.
That's true.

Speaker 43 We don't live in the same apartment for the record.

Speaker 3 Pretty much.

Speaker 8 Do you share utilities?

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 8 Okay. Do you live in the same apartment? Yes.

Speaker 69 Yes. If you knock down the streets,

Speaker 3 you knock down one wall.

Speaker 43 No, we both use the same probe. There's like it's two different apartments.

Speaker 8 There's two different bathrooms.

Speaker 43 Two different bedrooms.

Speaker 8 You share a squat rack.

Speaker 12 One main hall that connects you.

Speaker 9 If someone shot a gun through one of the walls, could it collateral hype?

Speaker 43 I hear Ben a lot in his apartment.

Speaker 3 Got it.

Speaker 8 Got it. Doing various actions.

Speaker 2 The walls are very thin.

Speaker 8 Well, Ben's not exactly a quiet guy.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 A lot of phone calls. All right.

Speaker 3 Jake.

Speaker 68 Tuesday morning, 6 a.m., toilet was making weird noises. Got woken up, opened the lid, and it was steaming.

Speaker 3 What?

Speaker 68 The super had to come in at 6 a.m.

Speaker 3 The soup had to come in at 6 a.m. What?

Speaker 58 It was crazy.

Speaker 8 So your toilet was on fire.

Speaker 68 Not on fire. I still don't know what happened, but everything was fixed.
Holy shit. That's a tough alarm clock on the table of the toilet.

Speaker 3 Damn. So that one, you can't go back to sleep.

Speaker 75 No. Right.

Speaker 8 You immediately make that call. Yeah.
So, was it hot?

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 68 It was just some steam.

Speaker 3 Huh. It's just boiling.

Speaker 8 It feels like there's something bad about to happen in the sewage system here. Ghostbusters.
The rats are going to sleep. Yeah.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 27 Good show, boys.

Speaker 54 Numbers.

Speaker 42 97.

Speaker 9 91. Let's get one.

Speaker 3 Someone get one. Someone get one.

Speaker 43 Manish shrimp shoot as hard as a bullet.

Speaker 3 18.

Speaker 43 69.

Speaker 17 97.

Speaker 77 Oh, 18. Wait.

Speaker 8 14 is out.

Speaker 13 38 is out.

Speaker 3 Three.

Speaker 68 We've had. Second time.

Speaker 3 There it is.

Speaker 59 Love you guys.

Speaker 59 Talking away,

Speaker 3 I don't know what I'm to say, I'll say it anyway.

Speaker 3 Today is another day to find you shying away.

Speaker 48 I'll be coming for your love, okay.

Speaker 3 And take

Speaker 3 on

Speaker 3 me

Speaker 3 take

Speaker 3 me

Speaker 3 all

Speaker 3 I'll

Speaker 3 be

Speaker 3 gone

Speaker 3 in a day or two.

Speaker 3 So, needless to say,

Speaker 3 I'm odds and ends,

Speaker 3 but that's me. I'm stumbling away.

Speaker 3 Slowly learning that life is okay. And

Speaker 3 say after me,

Speaker 3 it's no better to be safe than sorry. And

Speaker 3 take

Speaker 3 on

Speaker 3 me.

Speaker 3 Take

Speaker 3 me

Speaker 3 off,

Speaker 3 I'll be

Speaker 3 God

Speaker 3 in a day or two.

Speaker 3 And all things that you say

Speaker 48 is it live or

Speaker 3 just to play my worries away.

Speaker 3 You're all the things I've got to remember. You're shying away.

Speaker 48 I'll be coming for you anyway.

Speaker 3 Take

Speaker 3 on

Speaker 3 me,

Speaker 3 take

Speaker 3 me

Speaker 3 on.

Speaker 3 I'll

Speaker 3 be

Speaker 3 gone

Speaker 3 in a day or

Speaker 3 two.

Speaker 3 I'll

Speaker 3 be

Speaker 3 God

Speaker 3 in a day or two.

Speaker 3 In a day or two

Speaker 3 Thank you so much. Thank you guys.
Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 Wonderful.