Mitch Trubisky, Preseason Week 2 & Mt Rushmore Of Buildings

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Speaker 1 On today's Pardon My Take, we have have the MVP, Mitch Trubisky, on the show. We told you after Grit Week, we had a couple leftover interviews.
So we have Mitch Trubisky today.

Speaker 1 We have Brian Fitzpatrick on Wednesday.

Speaker 3 I wouldn't even call them leftover interviews. I mean,

Speaker 3 they're just good interviews.

Speaker 3 There was just not enough week for us.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so Mitch Trubisky, awesome interview. Talk to him about everything.
This was taped before he lit up the Bears in preseason game two. We're going to talk a little bit about preseason week two.

Speaker 1 We have who's back of the week. We have Mount Rushmore of Buildings.

Speaker 1 And we're going to do it all in a second.

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Speaker 1 Welcome to Pardon My Take presented by Chevy Silverado, the strongest, most advanced Silverado ever. Today is Monday, August 23rd.
And boys, we officially have made it.

Speaker 1 We have just completed the last weekend without meaningful football. We are here.
Next Saturday, college football week zero happens. You might say, I don't want to watch Yukon vs.
Fresno State.

Speaker 1 I don't don't watch Nebraska versus Illinois. I want to watch all of it.

Speaker 3 Yeah, by meaningful football, when I hear that, I think Scott Frost and Bilema.

Speaker 1 Bilema, like imagine. You almost didn't pull that.

Speaker 3 I almost said Lovey Smith.

Speaker 1 You had it in your head.

Speaker 3 I saw you. I've got to do a hard reset.
This happens every year. We forget about the different teams that different players are on.
Remember, Corey Davis is a jet.

Speaker 1 Bud Dupree's on the Titans.

Speaker 3 Bud Dupree's on the Titans. Yeah, it was funny.
We were on Pittsburgh Radio on, what, Tuesday morning last week, and we were talking about the the defense.

Speaker 3 I was like, I like Bud Dupree, and they just looked at me. They're like, Bud's no longer.

Speaker 1 In Tennessee, and I had your back. I was like, listen, guys,

Speaker 1 this is what happens to us. It takes us a second to just hard reset, but we're here.
We finally have gotten to the point where I need someone to tweet me tomorrow morning. Like, we will have football.

Speaker 1 Or, Jake, you figure it out. How many days in a, how many days, weekends in a row will we have football? You got it.

Speaker 5 Also, Josh Allen reminded you guys in an interview that Emmanuel Sanders is on the bills. Yes,

Speaker 3 you have to remember all that. I do think, though, that the Steelers should have a linebacker that just becomes named Bud Dupree.
It's a great name for a Steelers. But we've made it.

Speaker 1 We've made it. Football is back.
Week Zero, baby. Week zero.
Let me just give you the week zero

Speaker 1 week. If you want to just think about it.
All right, so Nebraska at Illinois starts it off. Hawaii at UCLA.
Yukon at Fresno State. Southern Utah at San Jose State.

Speaker 1 Throw out the record books when those two teams play. And then Nightcap UTEP at New Mexico State.
I love it.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I'm going to be watching all of it.

Speaker 1 It's going going to be great.

Speaker 3 It's going to be one of those days where you sit down and you're like, I don't know how much football I'm going to watch today.

Speaker 3 You're going to put it on and you're going to be on your couch all day because we've missed it so very deeply.

Speaker 1 Yes, so we've made it. Preseason week two happened.
We're back from Grit Week. Great Grit Week.
By the way, if you didn't see,

Speaker 1 we posted shirts Friday afternoon, probably the worst time to do it. So please go buy a shirt if you can.
It says,

Speaker 1 was it Sauciness? Size, Sauciness, Crunch.

Speaker 1 And it is a shirt that 100% of the net proceeds are going to Ed and Alicia to hopefully get them on the road to getting their own restaurant, Wing Nuts, which it's, I'll fully admit it.

Speaker 1 It's somewhat selfish because I'm hoping that they hit it so big that it just becomes a franchise around the country. And whatever city you're in, there's a Wing Nuts.

Speaker 3 I don't know if that would happen. I don't know if Ed would let that happen.
I don't know if he's hands-on with his wings. Listen, you're not ashamed to admit that.

Speaker 3 I'm not ashamed to admit that i told like seven different people the full story of wing nuts this weekend oh yeah and just how good the wings were i was on dc radio at noon on friday and they asked me a question about like uh what do you think about samus reyes i know he's out with a concussion but do you think that he's gonna be able to step into that third tight end role and i was like let me tell you a little bit about wing nuts in buffalo and i went on like a five minute unprompted diatribe about how great these wings were So yes, I do hope that they get their own place.

Speaker 1 I had people hit me up being like, dude, are they really that good? And I was like, stop everything you're doing. They're fucking better than that.

Speaker 3 I went out to dinner last night at a bar that I know has great chicken wings here in town. And I looked at them and I got like a knot in the pit of my store.
I'm like, I can't order these wings.

Speaker 1 I actually

Speaker 3 the wing nuts ruined chicken wings for me because I can't have another wing.

Speaker 1 I would actually say like, I'm not a religious person. I think religion is kind of a crock of shit, but I understand now why people like see the light because that's what wing nuts is to me.

Speaker 1 Like you could see me being a crazy person standing outside of Madison Square Garden being like, Have you absolved your sins and have you eaten at wing nuts?

Speaker 3 Dude, if churches had wings in them, I would go all the time.

Speaker 1 Yes, so I get it. I get it, people.
They've just got crackers and wine.

Speaker 3 It's kind of a crock of shit.

Speaker 1 You lose yourself in religion.

Speaker 3 I've lost myself in wingnuts.

Speaker 1 We're there. We're the same.

Speaker 1 We're the same people when it comes down to it.

Speaker 3 Speaking of religion, I think Billy may have seen the light this weekend. Oh, yeah.
In the preseason, Billy.

Speaker 1 Good segue to our preseason week.

Speaker 3 So, preseason wrap-up for week two. The dress rehearsal, we did the math.
Dress rehearsal was the second, third, and fourth quarter of week two. Yes.

Speaker 3 So Zach Wilson got in, played pretty well, went 9 for 11, had a bunch of, what, two touchdowns?

Speaker 6 Two touchdowns, around 128 yards, I think that maybe.

Speaker 6 But he looked amazing. He was seeing the field.
He was just picking part the Packers defense. It was honestly like amazing to see as a Jets fan.
And I shot from the hip and shot out there.

Speaker 6 You know, I was watching the highlights again today. I was like, Zach Wilson wins the Super Bowl for the Jets.
I'm going to convert to Mormonism.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 3 No more beers, Billy.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 No more caffeine. No, no, you can.
No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 6 The thing is, when I said that, I was like, yeah, I'll just convert, but then I forgot about all like the strict stuff.

Speaker 3 You forgot about the entire religion.

Speaker 1 I guess technically, you could just be a bad Mormon.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I'll be a bad Mormon. I'm so down to be a bad Mormon.
Okay. I got my.
Kidnapper guy. Yeah.
My inboxes got flooded.

Speaker 1 Deep stuff.

Speaker 3 Yeah, just kid stuff.

Speaker 1 You can let Jake jerk it off.

Speaker 3 Oh, I'm trying to think of Mormons. It's just kids' stuff.

Speaker 6 Jeez, but yeah, then I got a bunch of DMs from Mormon missionaries, which is kind of hard.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, they fucking smelt the money.

Speaker 6 They're like, hey, can we talk to you about the Church of the Latter-day State?

Speaker 3 Billy's a hot lead right now.

Speaker 6 I was like, we got to win the Super Bowl first. So basically, Zach Wilson may be on his mission, converting people by making them make Super Bowl bets.

Speaker 1 There you go. Okay,

Speaker 3 join the movement.

Speaker 3 Billy, you could actually have a church named after if you recruited enough people to get in this same boat with you.

Speaker 6 Actually, Actually, if enough Jet fans join me and they win a Super Bowl, then yeah, we should do like a whole pact.

Speaker 3 I honestly think that you could pull Jet fans and say, Would you give up caffeine, alcohol, sex before marriage if it meant that you got a Super Bowl title?

Speaker 1 I would a bunch of wives.

Speaker 3 You could get a bunch of wives, yeah.

Speaker 6 We would just be bad Mormons. I'd open like a bad Mormon temple.

Speaker 1 I think you, all right, so

Speaker 3 can you imagine if Greene signed up and he'd be like, My wives,

Speaker 1 I I think you have to give. I think if you win a Super Bowl, you have to give, you have to be a good Mormon for a year at least.

Speaker 1 Yes, you can't. Yeah, but otherwise, what is it? How about the rest

Speaker 1 of February? No, no, no, no, no. This is nothing otherwise.

Speaker 1 I would actually convert. Yes, and you have to be, you have to follow all the rules for one full year.

Speaker 6 That is ridiculous.

Speaker 3 Sorry, and if you fuck out, the clock resets.

Speaker 6 I think you can do caffeine.

Speaker 3 Nope. Billy, I'll say this.
If Zach Wilson wins a Super Bowl, and so it's over the course of his entire career for the Jets. For the Jets.
Yeah, for the Jets.

Speaker 1 Before the Jets.

Speaker 3 If he wins and you do not follow the Mormon rules, you're fired.

Speaker 3 You're fired until you complete a year. Now, you can be on, you can stay on the show.

Speaker 1 Now I'm a Jets fan.

Speaker 3 In that first year.

Speaker 1 Jesus, this is the first time. But if you fuck up, then you're out.

Speaker 6 Bro, being Mormon-free? Yes.

Speaker 3 You said it. You said it.

Speaker 1 And I forgot about that. Okay, well,

Speaker 1 you've just been reminded. All right.

Speaker 1 So that's the deal.

Speaker 1 Other things. Big Ben looked awesome.
Yes. Big Ben's pump fake is back.
It also made me, I don't know why I started following this guy, but it went back to the writer, Ryan Burr.

Speaker 1 Remember when we read his tweets?

Speaker 1 He was bumping all his tweets. Just as a refresher, he said, Ben's camp says biggest concern is weight loss.
He has been so driven since season ended. Sources say his diet is stricter than Brady.

Speaker 1 And source goes on to say, from an arm standpoint, Ben is more likely to win his first league MVP than finish outside top 10 in passing. Again, Again,

Speaker 1 Ben is the source, but

Speaker 1 listen,

Speaker 1 there's signs of Big Ben when he is doing that pump fake that

Speaker 1 gets the camera to move, and then he throws to Heath Miller for a touchdown. It's like, okay, the Steelers are back.

Speaker 3 The Steelers are big time officially back. Heath Miller looked great as he's ever been.
Looks like he's still 25 years old out there.

Speaker 3 It's preseason for the cameramen, too, because I've been noticing a lot of that on play actions. They're getting duped pretty easily.
Yes.

Speaker 3 And if you're a cameraman right now, you have to buckle down because the robot cameras in the end zones that are shooting in 8K are coming for your job. So we need to buckle that shit up by week one.

Speaker 3 I would have this been as my number one quarterback in the division. This bin that we saw from the last week.
Well, let's not forget, by the way, our friend Joe Burrow is coming back.

Speaker 3 I feel like we haven't said his name. I haven't heard his name out there that much.
Joe Burrow, he was, what did we end up calling him last year? I think he moved past poise.

Speaker 3 I think he ended up being that dude before he got his knee broken in half. But I feel like we need to respect Joe Burrow more.
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 We also need to respect. I mean, it is now, it has become like an insane story, the fact that the Baltimore Ravens have won 19 preseason games in a row.

Speaker 1 That's just, that is actually a streak that needs to be like acknowledged and also given a ton of credit.

Speaker 1 They're not like you could just do that by playing all your starters for the entire all the preseason games. They're obviously not doing that.
They haven't lost a preseason game since 2015.

Speaker 1 I'm convinced that somewhere in John Harbaugh's

Speaker 1 contract, there's got to be a bonus for winning preseason games because it makes no sense.

Speaker 3 I think John Harbaugh has in the back of his head all the time that he's been beaten up by his brother playing sports in the backyard. So if he has a chance to win at something.
Competition.

Speaker 3 Yeah, if he has a chance to compete and win, he's going to do it each and every time.

Speaker 3 Got to take advantage of every chance you have to win, even when the other coach obviously doesn't care about winning any game. So the question becomes: do we bet on it?

Speaker 3 Because I feel like

Speaker 3 the second we get in on it. It's been too late.
It's going to be over.

Speaker 6 It's been too late.

Speaker 1 We'll mush it.

Speaker 1 I've thought about betting on it last week, this week. It's too late.
It's too late.

Speaker 1 You can't get on, you have to be very early on. I always go back to whatever, I think it was UTEP and their streak of, they were a bad basketball team.
Look it up for me, Jake.

Speaker 3 I think was it SMU?

Speaker 1 No, it was UTEP basketball.

Speaker 1 They covered like 13 games in a row and i was on it from like game four and it was one of the greatest feelings to be on that or the blackhawks first period over run a couple years ago you have to be in on it in the within the first i'd say half dozen games to really feel like invested and also be at the point where you're gonna bet it blindly knowing that you've already made your money like if you get to that because like that's really what it comes down to is if you have been betting this ravens preseason thing for a couple years you just keep smashing the bet, knowing that you're still going to come out on top.

Speaker 1 Yeah. But we're too late, and if we bet it, it will obviously go the other way.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 I don't know. I feel like I have to get in in the last game.

Speaker 1 I do it.

Speaker 3 I have to try. Go full center.
I mean, New Jersey is going to have the Barcelona Sportsbook, right? Yes. I feel like that's got to be my inaugural bet on it.
Is Trace McSorley playing?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 6 No, he's out for the preseason with back injuries.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. That's not good.
That's tough. That's really bad.
All right, Mitch Trubisky, who's the guest on this show. Great interview coming up.
He diced the Bears' defense up.

Speaker 1 I mean, it just shows. Listen, people are going to probably listen to this interview and be like, why didn't you go harder on Mitch?

Speaker 1 I've always been pretty consistent with Mitch in that I didn't think he was the guy, but I also thought Nagy deserved a shitload of blame. And then you see him with a play caller like Brian Dable.

Speaker 1 And obviously it's preseason, but they were running tempo, and he looked fucking awesome.

Speaker 3 He looked honestly like a first-round quarterback. He did.
He looked that good. And I'm convinced that this year he's going to get in a couple times in some blowout games.

Speaker 3 He's going to look just as good as he did in this preseason game. Honestly, he doesn't even need to get in anymore.

Speaker 3 Just based on what he showed against the Bears today, at the end of this season, there's going to be a team like the Eagles that's going to go out and be like, hey, Mitch might be the guy.

Speaker 3 He was a first-round pick, remember. And then they're going to get him, and he's going to be good if he has a good play caller.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's also crazy to look.

Speaker 1 Obviously, Justin Fields changed everything, but it's crazy to think that Ryan Pace, there was a moment in time where he said to to himself, Andy Dalton present day is better than Mitch Trubisky present day, which is just not true.

Speaker 3 Absolutely not true.

Speaker 1 It's not true. So, and now they're doing this song and dance because Matt Nagy keeps saying Andy Dalton starting week one.

Speaker 1 I get it. People are saying, well, you don't want Aaron Donald to, you know, kill Justin Fields.
Guess what? Every team's got grown men playing.

Speaker 1 I mean, like, if it's going to happen, it's going to happen, right? Like, you've got to get them in there.

Speaker 1 I think they're just doing it because they have to figure out a way to make it seem like $10 million to Andy Dalton wasn't a mistake.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's part of it. I also think part of it is Matt Nagy told Andy Dalton in the reviewing process, you're going to get the starting job next year.

Speaker 1 So I know that Justin Fields will be the starter by the end of the year, but when he gets up in front of the media and says, we've got to see what Andy Dalton looks like in the regular season,

Speaker 1 why? We've never seen that before. Yeah, why?

Speaker 3 We've never seen it before.

Speaker 1 We've seen it in the preseason.

Speaker 3 They're the knowns, the unknown, knowns, and the unknown unknowns, and that's what Andy Dalton is.

Speaker 1 Let me just say, I should have said this is start. Andy Dalton, very nice guy.
Very nice guy. Very nice guy.

Speaker 8 Also, no offense to Andy.

Speaker 1 No offense to Andy.

Speaker 3 You know what? I had like a little mini Peter King moment this weekend when Justin Fields said, like, will everybody please stop chanting my name when Andy Dalton's in the game?

Speaker 3 It's disrespectful to Andy Dalton. I was like, I fucking love Justin Fields for saying that.

Speaker 3 Like, that's a big-time old man sports journalist take to be like, this guy's got all the intangibles because he said the right thing in front of a microphone.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 3 I absolutely fell in that trap. I'm like, yes, Justin Fields is the truth.
He's got it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and and 59 on the Bills should be in jail. That hit was a fashion.
That was bad.

Speaker 1 That was bad. And also.
He was helmet not strapped on. It sucks, too, that hit happened after he said the game was slow.
Yeah. After one preseason.

Speaker 3 You can't say that. You can't say that.
That guy was a little bit faster.

Speaker 1 A little faster.

Speaker 3 I also think that,

Speaker 3 well, the other big news was Mike Vrabel tested positive for COVID.

Speaker 3 Let me rephrase that. Mike Vrabel said that he tested positive for COVID.

Speaker 3 Now, if I was an NFL veteran or a head coach, I would probably say that that in like week two of the preseason, too, just so I didn't have to go to camp for the last couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 If I was already like cemented in my place, but he said that he tested positive, and then there were a lot of pictures that came out of him being very close with Tom Brady, who's playing in the week half game,

Speaker 3 the Thursday night game.

Speaker 1 And he's elderly.

Speaker 3 And he's elderly. And I don't know if TB12 method is friendly to horse dewormer, but I don't know, something to keep an eye on there.

Speaker 1 Okay, that is something to keep an eye on.

Speaker 1 Only other thing I had was,

Speaker 1 again, this is preseason, so we're not going to freak out about everything. But one team that I kind of forgot about, you know how we always are like, the Texans are really going to play a season?

Speaker 1 The Falcons are going to be really bad. Like, really, really bad.

Speaker 3 You think so? Yes.

Speaker 1 Arthur Smith, man. Yes.
No, they're going to be. Nicolas Cage.
They're going to be really bad.

Speaker 3 So when you have a brand new head coach, you can like put your finger in the air and see which way the wind's blowing, and you can make

Speaker 3 a couple like really big judgments on people that you never really have to answer to long term. But I'm ready to say that I think Nick Siriani is going to stink as a head coach.

Speaker 3 I think he's going to be because he's trying to do the thing. He thinks that he's Belichick already.
And he's like, oh, yeah, Jalen Hurts, yeah,

Speaker 3 he's not going to play last second. Like all my starters.
And Jalen Hurts might have had a stomach thing going on. But he pulled a bunch of his starters last second without telling anybody.

Speaker 3 Now, as a gambler, I'm upset with that because I was not informed ahead of time. Correct.
But you can already see him like trying to play the games.

Speaker 3 He did the whole rock, paper, scissors thing, which seemed like he was outsmarting himself a little bit.

Speaker 1 Did you see that stat where they had him side by side, Belichick and Siriani, and it was like Nick Siriani, 40 years old, Bill Belichick, 47th year in the NFL? Yeah. It's like, oh, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 3 Although they do have Flacco, Flacco looks pretty good.

Speaker 1 Yes, they do have Flacco.

Speaker 3 But I'm not ready to say definitively whether or not Arthur Smith's going to be a good head coach.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I don't think that they're in a total rebuild. So I'm not going to blame whatever.
I just know that the Falcons are not. Like, think about it.

Speaker 1 They were bad last year, and they got rid of their best player. Yeah.
Julio Jones. Yeah.
I mean, Calvin Ridley's really good.

Speaker 3 How many number one picks do they have on offense?

Speaker 1 A lot. Probably.
They will be because they obviously got Kyle Pitts, who's going to be good.

Speaker 3 They've got like nine or ten, probably.

Speaker 1 I just think they're going to be really bad. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And then, let's see, what else is going on? Oh, out west, the Chargers. Yes.
They look pretty good. Baby Braun, Derwin James.
That was an old-time tweet from LeBron on Friday.

Speaker 3 He's just taking everyone. He was like, anyone with a last name James is now officially in my family.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he took Justin Fields over.

Speaker 3 Derwin James, Kevin James, Rick, bring them on.

Speaker 1 Rick James, R.I.P.

Speaker 5 I tried looking up the UTEP thing, and the only thing that came up when I searched UTEP Basketball Gambling, three UTEP players kicked off Team for Gambling in 2014.

Speaker 1 I don't think it was anything. I think it was after Spread.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I searched Spread.

Speaker 1 If I search this and I find it, then I'd man up and say I'm wrong.

Speaker 3 You should just search Big Cat's tweets for UTEP.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's that's it. I just do Barcelona, Big Cat, UTEP.
I probably tweeted it.

Speaker 3 Also, Trey Lance, I think, is going to be the king of the new fun quarterbacks because he's going to have some shitty, shitty turnovers, and then he's going to have some awesome throws sprinkled in.

Speaker 1 And some great runs.

Speaker 3 And some great runs. He's just going to be fun to watch.
Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 All right. Other things, other sports.
We have to at least acknowledge Miguel Cabrera, 500.

Speaker 1 What do you got, Jake?

Speaker 5 You tweeted in 2017, 14-0 against the spreads.

Speaker 1 There we go.

Speaker 1 Yeah, okay. There we go.

Speaker 1 That's easy.

Speaker 3 That was. I mean, there's no chance that would not have tweeted.

Speaker 1 And they weren't good. Yeah.
I was looking at the articles. Well, you find their record.
They weren't good. That was the best part.
They were just a covering machine. It was a great ride.

Speaker 1 You get one of those, it's like

Speaker 1 point break. You're just a 50-year storm.
You just got to get out there and fucking surf it.

Speaker 3 Go to Bondi Beach, baby.

Speaker 1 This is when UTEP basketball starts covering.

Speaker 5 15 and 17.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they were so bad, but they covered 14 in a row. That's insane.
A 15 and 17 team?

Speaker 1 50 year storm.

Speaker 1 All right, so yeah, Miguel Cabrera, 500th home run.

Speaker 1 He is, so the list of guys that have 500 home runs and two, and at least two batting titles, what is the list? How many people?

Speaker 1 Two batting titles, 500 home runs. Three.

Speaker 1 It's two. Ted Williams and Miguel Cabrera.
That's pretty insane.

Speaker 1 If he gets,

Speaker 1 he's like 50-ish hits away from 3,000 hits.

Speaker 1 If he gets 3,000 hits, the 500 home run, 3,000 hits 300 average club is Hank Aaron Willie Mays Miguel Cabrera that's insane Jesus like that's like obviously Miguel Cabrera has been doing it for so long so you kind of forget but that's insane company he also I went and looked he's got a fun like baseball reference page he went 10 straight years of 100 RBIs 25 plus home runs and over 300 average 10 straight years it's pretty we need to respect Mickey yeah I know like it was just it was one of those weird things like you see him hit his 500th home run I feel like he's, the one ding on him is he's been in MLB for so long that he, I think he truly is 100 pounds heavier than he was when he was a rookie.

Speaker 1 So you're like, oh, he's fat and slow. But he was also like 19.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I know. That's what he said.
He was 18. Yeah, it's crazy to look at it, but he has been exceptional.
Hall of Famer, obviously. But whenever you say, like, oh, his company is...

Speaker 1 him and Ted Williams or his company is him and Hank Aaron and Willie Mays, that's fucking insane. Also, respect Miguel Cabrera.

Speaker 3 An all-time baseball chin guy. Yeah.
Great chin.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and he just, I don't know, he's got a fucking awesome swing. Miguel Cabrera.

Speaker 3 Shout out Miggy. Good smile, too.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Any Miggy is cool, too.
You know,

Speaker 1 they just feel like you can party with them. All right, other sports stuff that we got to talk about today.

Speaker 3 Speaking of 50-year storms, Hurricane Henry's here. Oh, yeah.
Which is a great nickname for Hank.

Speaker 1 Henry.

Speaker 3 Like, single Hank, getting messy with it, hitting the town in Hoboken. Hurricane Henry's in town.

Speaker 1 Getting everyone wet. Yeah, just

Speaker 1 fucking motivate

Speaker 1 fucking two feet of standing water

Speaker 1 bar in Hoboken.

Speaker 1 You'll get your fucking honor.

Speaker 1 Get some, Hank.

Speaker 3 I want to see Hank fucking.

Speaker 1 Hank's. Yeah, I know.
DFD is obsessed with Hank's sex function.

Speaker 3 Not like, I don't want to actually see it. I just want to

Speaker 3 be in the presence of the glow.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think you do.

Speaker 1 Yeah, how great was that that the fucking Welcome Back New York concert got canceled by the most

Speaker 1 since they started recording rain accumulation, it was the most rain that's ever happened in an hour in New York City history

Speaker 1 during the Welcome Back New York concert.

Speaker 3 Billy was walking home in his underwear with his cousin Dale

Speaker 3 and holding his pants above his head.

Speaker 3 I'm actually concerned about you, Billy, because that water is not clean. No.
And you were just going skin on skin.

Speaker 6 No, the water was so deep and coming down so fast, it was actually like pretty clean.

Speaker 1 Billy's also built for this because I don't know if you guys saw Billy going through the airport on Thursday, but it's stolen valor.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it is. I took a picture, it was kind of a creepy picture because it was when he was at the urinal, but uh, I'll post it tomorrow.

Speaker 1 If you if you saw Billy walking through an airport, you would absolutely thank him for his service. It's a no, no, no question about it.
Look at hiking backpacks. What about your pants, though? Okay,

Speaker 1 where's Billy? I don't see Billy.

Speaker 6 Amo cargo

Speaker 1 ammo cargoes, like a tactical backpack.

Speaker 6 It It is a hiking backpack.

Speaker 1 He's got military boots and military cross. It was and in the shades of a sniper.

Speaker 1 It was Grit Week. I had no idea what we were getting into on Grit Week, so I packed it.

Speaker 3 You might have to take out an insurgency.

Speaker 1 Has anyone ever thanked you for your service?

Speaker 6 Because I don't actually, like, that's such an asshole thing.

Speaker 1 No, I don't think you're actively doing it, but I think. It's terrible to say that.

Speaker 1 It's like, you know, sometimes when you'll get dressed and then you'll get to work and you'll be like, whoa, I'm wearing like all blue or something. Whoops.

Speaker 1 like you got dressed and you're like whoa yes i look like a

Speaker 6 four tour afghanistan no so yeah at in that picture i do realize that i was my tactical my tactical hiking boots were tied to my hiking backpack with my my camo crocs attached and i was also wearing camo cargo pants that was a little too much a lot of digital camos i'll pay up the pool tomorrow if it's stolen valor or not the boots you have on right now those are also inching closer to stolen valor

Speaker 6 there was one foot of water outside my

Speaker 6 Liam was like, oh, are those Yeezy boots?

Speaker 1 Or what happened?

Speaker 6 Never mind. It was a funny story.
They're not Yeezy boots.

Speaker 1 I don't remember that happening at all.

Speaker 3 We need to get Billy involved in the new search for the Jeopardy host. Yes.

Speaker 3 But you wouldn't be allowed to read any of the clues beforehand. By the way,

Speaker 1 the cancel culture for Mike Richards. Mike Richards.

Speaker 1 Michael Richards.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, but also, they should have just said, you can't have it because you gave it to yourself. Right.
Like, you're a douchebag for that. Right.

Speaker 3 It's the Dick Cheney method of, I'm going to find the best candidate.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait. Fuck.
It's me.

Speaker 3 And actually, Mike Richards might be the least racist of all the candidates because he fired himself. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 He did.

Speaker 1 He withdrew himself.

Speaker 1 I read the story and I was ready to get very upset. Because it's like, if there's anyone who's like, hey, don't, you know,

Speaker 1 ding everyone for something they said on a podcast nine years ago i'm i'm i'm i'm down with that but then i realized that he hired himself i'm like fuck this guy yeah he's a pretty i think that the only reason people dug into anything else that he said is because

Speaker 1 everyone hated him yes to begin with and so they should have realized that yeah so you get a big target on your back they should have just said no for that and just left everything else out be like dude you can't hire yourself for a job that everyone wants and like you're following they should have actually let him be the host for like two weeks then fired him yeah because then it takes the pressure off the next guy next next guy, exactly.

Speaker 3 And now it's still the guy that follows up Alex Trebek.

Speaker 3 It should actually be Billy just writing questions right before the show. He should get to listen to a Joe Rogan podcast and then write down all the facts that he learned.

Speaker 3 And then those are the questions on the show. And every time somebody picks a cat, he goes like, Jamie, pull up Elk for 400, please.

Speaker 1 All right, let's do our who's back of the week. And then we're going to get to Ms.
Trubisky. Then we've got Mount Rushmore Buildings.

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Speaker 1 Henry?

Speaker 1 Who's back? Hurricane Henry.

Speaker 3 CM Punk

Speaker 1 is back. So back.

Speaker 10 Came back in the A and AEW

Speaker 10 wrestling on Friday night to an unreal, one of the best pops I've ever heard. That's me.

Speaker 10 I'm not really too familiar with wrestling.

Speaker 1 No, he won't even do a shooting video. I watched it after.

Speaker 10 An unbelievable video, which apparently is a pop.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I watched it after on Saturday, and it was incredible.

Speaker 1 I will admit that, like, for far too long, I watched Monday Night Raw, or at least kept my eye on it, expecting CM Punk to come back for like probably about a year and a half there.

Speaker 1 So, it's good to finally have him back.

Speaker 10 I went back and listened to the interview you guys did with him because I was kind of forgot why

Speaker 10 do people, I understand he's a wrestler, he's a good wrestler, but why do people love him so much?

Speaker 3 I think because he was like he would not follow rules from Vince. Yeah, he was like anti-Vince, big time.

Speaker 1 He's a kind of people's champ kind of thing. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Straight edge. Straight edge.
Straight edge. Yes.
Yes. And a cool guy.
Like a cool guy. He might be more.
He also was one of those guys, one of those wrestlers that had a personality as well

Speaker 1 outside of the ring. You know what I mean? And he came up in

Speaker 1 doing different type of work. Like, he wasn't like he was just boom one day on WWE being a star.

Speaker 3 He was a people's champ. He's also like technically very good at wrestling.

Speaker 3 Like he's extremely good at it. Whereas I've seen this argument a lot of people being like, well, WWE isn't about wrestling.
It's about the entertainers. That's why they don't call them wrestlers.

Speaker 3 They call them superstars.

Speaker 1 The other Vince. Fuck, what's his name?

Speaker 10 Foster.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 The guy who basically created the Attitude Era. It's escaping me.
I apologize.

Speaker 3 Vince Gill.

Speaker 3 I ran out of Vince's.

Speaker 1 There's another Vince.

Speaker 1 Did you see that Vince McMahon might sell WWE?

Speaker 3 I can't.

Speaker 3 Who's going to buy?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 10 Tony? Big Tone?

Speaker 3 I think Tony's just trying to take over WW. Like, I don't think he wants to buy him.
I think he wants to dominate him.

Speaker 3 Got it for you. Yeah.
Russo. Yes.

Speaker 1 Vince Russo.

Speaker 3 Vince Russo.

Speaker 1 Yes. He was the one who basically upped the attitude error and the storylines and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 Okay, PFT Year Who's Back? Oh, I had another one. Oh, go ahead.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 It is just yours. It would make me very happy if you were to say another Who's Bang.
Hurricane Hayne. Nope.
Let's go. Tomorrow on Hang.
No, you have to do it now. No, I'm not happy.
I'm not happy.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 10 It'll make you happy if I do it again.

Speaker 1 I need an alarm where I'm not happy.

Speaker 1 Milk is back. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 10 The milk crate challenge

Speaker 10 has just taken over the world by storm this weekend. It's just, you know, people trying to climb up milk crates up and then climb back down.

Speaker 10 Most people are falling on their backs, falling on their face.

Speaker 10 I just saw one a few seconds ago where a guy was up on top in the middle, like, you know, 10 feet in the air, and two kids just kicked the crate at the bottom.

Speaker 1 He fell over.

Speaker 3 It's the most dangerous viral video stunt that I've seen in a very long time. It seems like 99% of people that do it end up fracturing at least one vertebrae.

Speaker 1 It was basically meant for my likes and sensibilities in terms of injuries. It's like I can't get enough of it.

Speaker 3 You remember the run your friend over with the golf cart challenge from a few years ago?

Speaker 1 I saw that, even though it was very bad. It reminds me of it.

Speaker 3 It reminds me very much of this milk crate challenge thing.

Speaker 1 And by the way, don't do that. A lot of people send me if you do.

Speaker 3 A lot of people just have milk crates laying around, I guess. Yeah.
I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I thought milk crates were a thing of the past. Yeah.
Are we still drinking milk?

Speaker 1 Restaurants. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Restaurants are selling

Speaker 1 milk crate. Restaurants for sure.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's a great thing to have. Sit on a milk crate.
Although they fucking hurt to sit on. Can you still see your legs?

Speaker 10 I'm going to find this video.

Speaker 1 Okay. Is that it, Hank?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 3 Well, I actually had some.

Speaker 1 I'm very happy that you said that.

Speaker 3 I'm really happy. Even though I had milk as one of my who's backs of the week, I'm glad that Hank said it and not me because it made us happy.
So thank you, Hank. You're welcome.

Speaker 3 So my other who's back, I'm just going to go, my other who's back of the week is Sturgil Simpson. Dropped an album on Friday.
It's awesome. Some people are like, oh, I don't like it.

Speaker 3 It's the ballad of Dude and Juanita. And it's a story.
So you have to listen to it in order. It's like Trapped in the Closet.
And it tells, it's a lot like Trapped in the Closet. Yeah.
Exactly almost.

Speaker 3 Illegal.

Speaker 3 But yeah, it's really good. If you haven't heard it.

Speaker 1 I'm illegal myself.

Speaker 3 Listen to it, but skip the fucking song about the dead dog. Skip the song about Sam.
No, how could you?

Speaker 1 You just said it's like trapped in the closet.

Speaker 3 You should not be allowed to write a song about a dead dog.

Speaker 7 It's

Speaker 1 I think country-ish,

Speaker 1 country-adjacent.

Speaker 3 Tipper Gore fucked up when she put the little sticker on the front of albums for explicit content because somebody said the F-word twice, but they don't have a sticker if somebody sings about their dog that died.

Speaker 1 Isn't there a website that has that where it's like, does this movie have a dead dog? There should be.

Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure there is because I remember House of Cards started with that dog getting hit by a car. I was like, I'm out.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 It's such a life hack, honestly, just write a song about a dog that died. Yeah.
And then people,

Speaker 3 you know what? Maybe the next pup punk out, Pup Punk, we should do all songs about dead dogs.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that would be a real party starter.

Speaker 3 Just tear jerkers.

Speaker 1 All right, My Who's Back is similar. It's going to concerts.
So, Bubba and I went to Dead and Company on Friday night. Awesome concert.

Speaker 1 John Mayer is one of the best guitarists, I don't know, of all time, maybe. I don't know.
He's fucking incredible. Really good.
Incredible.

Speaker 1 They play a little slow, but John Mayer keeps them going. Also, I learned a good lesson because I was on the fence.
I decided to go like two hours before the concert.

Speaker 1 It was like, you know, I was away for Grit Week. Kids and everything, like, want to be around and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 So they were obviously in bed, but I went to the concert and I found out that the lesson is being a responsible father is not skipping the concert. It's turning down the mushrooms at the concert.

Speaker 1 That was a big, like, I was very proud of myself because I wanted to do them, but I said no.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So that I could be up at seven in the morning the next day and be, you know, an attentive father.

Speaker 1 So credit to me for not doing the mushrooms.

Speaker 3 What about the marijuana cigarettes?

Speaker 1 That is a different category. That's just, that's just being, that's just, like you said.

Speaker 3 It's just one song.

Speaker 1 No, like you said with Betty the Butcher,

Speaker 1 it would be like, I would be a bad party guest.

Speaker 3 Yes, it would be impolite not to be.

Speaker 1 People would think I was a narciss.

Speaker 3 Well, it's not even just about being a party guest. You're part of the art.
If you think about dead and company concerts, I've only gone to see the dead.

Speaker 3 I haven't seen Grateful Dead or Dead and Company. But I have to imagine that the art isn't just the music that's on stage, right? It's the community.

Speaker 3 Everybody there is actively participating in the event. Therefore, it's up to you to kind of like make the art as good as possible for those around you.
Yes. So you had to smoke.

Speaker 1 And probably, yeah, I mean, it was funny because I actually said that to Big Ev, our co-worker who was there. He took out a marijuana cigarette and passed it to me.
Reefer.

Speaker 1 As you do at a dead end company concert, I pass it to the people next to me, and I turned to Big Ev, and I was like, we may never get that back. Because it just, it went forever.

Speaker 1 The trips, it went around the sun. But that's just what you got to do when you show up to a party.
You can't be the fucking, it'd be like Michael Scott when he smoked the clove.

Speaker 3 I smoked the clove at the Alicia Keys concert. One time I was at a a poison concert.

Speaker 1 What a great show.

Speaker 3 And this dude elbows me in the side, and I'm like 17 years old. He elbows me in the side, hands me a joint, and standing to my left, this is just by total happenstance and not playing this out.

Speaker 3 My social studies teacher was sitting next to me in the seat, and I turned him down. I was like,

Speaker 3 I can't do it. And he takes the joint out of my hands because I held it for a second, and I passed it right back.

Speaker 3 He was like, next time a 53-year-old retired Marian hands you a joint, you fucking smoke it to you. I was like, Sir, yes, sir.
Yes, I can't do it.

Speaker 3 And then I later saw my social studies teacher getting blazed out of a market. So I was like, I should have hit that joint.

Speaker 1 You're a nerck. Yeah, but either way, concerts are back.
Dead and company was fucking awesome.

Speaker 3 It was great to be back at a concert.

Speaker 1 Bubba, you thought so too? They fucking shred. Yeah, John Mayer is so good.
The end of the first set was like amazing. I texted you about it.
John Mayer is just, he's out of this world.

Speaker 3 So, also, with concerts being back, just

Speaker 3 crowds in general have been back, and more so, fights and crowds are back again.

Speaker 3 There's such a large number of fight videos that have come out in the last couple weeks. I have to think that there's something else going on here.

Speaker 1 Well, no, I think it's honestly people just have gotten back into it, and they're basically making up for lost time.

Speaker 1 That's why you see it in preseason games right now, which usually I feel like preseason games, more family-friendly, like not as much high stakes.

Speaker 1 But I think everyone's like, we missed an entire year of bashing each other's skulls in.

Speaker 1 We have to make up for it so that we can basically reset it. So when the regular season starts, we're back to zero.

Speaker 3 And again, we're totally fine with brawls in the stands. Just no head punches.
You should be allowed to just beat the shit out of everybody's body. But it's not just preseason.

Speaker 6 It's also French soccer.

Speaker 3 The Malice at the Palace documentary is big. I don't know.
I just feel like

Speaker 3 they're getting ready to enact fun control policies on us in the stands.

Speaker 1 Hank, I just watched that video. It was incredible.
Thank you. That guy got fucking smoked by the crate.
These are like, this is someone.

Speaker 1 I feel personally, I want to personally thank whoever created this because oh my god, it really is. I could watch these forever.

Speaker 1 I actually, Hank sent me it the like first one, and what my first thing I said to you was, where give me more.

Speaker 1 He was like, just scroll down on the thread. I was like, no, but I need more than that.

Speaker 1 Jake, your who's back of the week.

Speaker 5 My who's back is sportsmanship.

Speaker 1 Oh, good, good. So

Speaker 5 I think you guys are actually going to be surprised with my take on this.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 5 The Lily World Series, as we know, it's going on. There's some great things going.
Can't take that away from the kids and the coaches. The high five of the opposing pitcher is over the line.

Speaker 1 And I don't support it. Yeah.
It is a lot.

Speaker 1 Was it the video?

Speaker 10 So this kid gave up a home run maybe 400 feet,

Speaker 9 like dead center, absolute bomb.

Speaker 10 And they were down like 20 runs already. And the pitcher runs up to home plate high fives the batter as he's running around third.

Speaker 1 Did you also see Coach K make an appearance? No, there was the coach. Yes, yes, the coach.
All right, so I actually was

Speaker 1 watching this game, and I was this. This was good, though.
No, you're about to be. No, it's not.
No, it's not. It's better than the high-fiving of the this coach for the Florida team.

Speaker 1 The other team throws a no-hitter against them. The kid celebrates his no-hitter.

Speaker 1 Like, before he can even get to his teammates, the coach, the opposing coach, is walking onto the field shaking his hand. Like, doesn't let the kid have a moment, like, a dog pie, whatever it may be.

Speaker 1 He's fucking in there. And so I was watching this game.
This coach,

Speaker 1 I don't...

Speaker 1 Let me explain it, and you guys can tell me if this is over the line. So they told the story about this coach.
He started coaching Little League when his son was four.

Speaker 1 He has been coaching Little League for 30 years. His kids are all grown up.
So he's coaching a team of kids.

Speaker 3 But he's stuck around after his team.

Speaker 1 He's stuck around after.

Speaker 1 his goal in life has been to get to Williamsport. He was on a vacation or maybe a travel baseball team, whatever it may have been, a couple years ago.
They went to Williamsport.

Speaker 1 He refused to go in because he said he wanted to get there with his team.

Speaker 3 So he went there on a trip.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Not on and he refused to go in because he's like, I want to earn it.

Speaker 1 Literally, coach. Yeah.

Speaker 3 I mean, too much.

Speaker 3 You got to have passion for something.

Speaker 1 When they said it, they said it like it was a touching story, and I was like half listening to it in the background. I was like, wait, what?

Speaker 1 This guy's treating like Williams Sport as an adult with no kids on the team like it's the Stanley Cup.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that guy, that's a little bit of a psycho maneuver right there.

Speaker 1 It's a note.

Speaker 1 You should honestly

Speaker 3 not be allowed to coach Little League if your children are not in that age group.

Speaker 1 Yeah, agreed.

Speaker 3 That's not a career.

Speaker 1 Like, you can stay on.

Speaker 3 Being a Little League coach is not a job that you have for the rest of your life. You don't retire from becoming a Little League coach.

Speaker 1 I think it's either you have a kid who's still about to hit that age. So if you have like multiple kids and one kid, let's say is like 14 and you have a kid that's eight year old.

Speaker 1 It's like, well, he's going to be here. So you can stick around.
Or you could stick around for like a year or two.

Speaker 1 Maybe if it's like a cohesive unit, you love the kids, whatever, stick around for the kids after you. But

Speaker 1 they were like, yeah, his son is like 33.

Speaker 3 I think that, yeah, it's a good rule of thumb if you don't have a kid in that age bracket.

Speaker 1 Or like,

Speaker 1 you have to have. Just coach high school.
High school is normal. Yes,

Speaker 3 you can do like a career as being a high school coach.

Speaker 1 Absolutely. Yes, that's a normal thing to do.

Speaker 3 Like sixth graders. Yeah.
Really strange. Yeah.
Really strange.

Speaker 1 Whatever. So congrats to that company.
I think they got bounced.

Speaker 3 Bottom line.

Speaker 1 I think it's a good one. Sorry, Mom.
Sorry we went sideways. Shake you, but I was like shocked when I heard that.

Speaker 3 You know what she would do? You would hit a home run, and then like after you touched home, you'd jog out to the pitcher's hound and high-five the pitcher. Give him the ball back.

Speaker 1 And be like, yeah. She'd be like, hey, I just want to let you know you threw that one really well.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 I hit this one 500 feet and they won in Cooperstown, but I want you to have it because I wouldn't have been able to hit that home run without you doing your half of the job, too. I love sportsmanship.

Speaker 5 I love double sportsmanship, but sportsmanship after you're getting.

Speaker 1 Jake would have signed the ball for me. It's too much for me.

Speaker 1 All right, Billy, your who's back.

Speaker 6 My who's back is the Yankees. They're on a nine-game streak and getting back into wildcard contention.

Speaker 6 They swept the Red Sox the past week, and that was very satisfying while we were on the Grit Week road trip with multiple Red Sox fans.

Speaker 10 1-0 in games we've won starting Friday.

Speaker 3 1-0 in games we've won.

Speaker 1 I've watched.

Speaker 9 Games I've watched.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 1 Wait, didn't they lose? Oh, you didn't watch Saturday. No.

Speaker 1 My other

Speaker 1 locked in.

Speaker 6 My other who's back is Rough and Rowdy. This Friday

Speaker 6 amazing fight card. Yes.
I cannot wait to go see.

Speaker 10 A surreal fight card.

Speaker 1 Pac-Man Jones. We'll have him on the show on Friday.
He's going to be fighting Bobby Lang. That's the headliner.

Speaker 6 Chef Donnie, another Barstool blogger, is also fighting. I'm in his fight team.
I'm going to be in his corner for the fight.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Is there a chance that War Mode shows up? Like, what happens if there's a Scrum after?

Speaker 6 I'm going to be checking on the legality of fighting in a boxing ring when you're not... I don't know.

Speaker 3 It'll be fine. Have you given him any advice on how to get into war mode? What have you told him?

Speaker 6 That's a secret for Warriors. Okay.

Speaker 1 Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 Thank you for your service, Billy.

Speaker 8 I appreciate it.

Speaker 6 But yeah, it's going to be awesome. Can't wait.
Definitely clear your plans for Friday.

Speaker 1 It's for Laffin Rowdy. Yes.
$25,000 play barcelo. Oh, hell yeah.

Speaker 10 People have won the last two. So it's two for two.

Speaker 1 That's 50 grand. Love it.
Could be you. Love it.

Speaker 1 All right. Good.
Who's backs, everyone? All right, let's get to our interview with Mitch Trubisky. Great interview.

Speaker 1 We're outside again, so you might hear some lawnmowers or whatnot in the background, but that's just grit. That's grit.
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Speaker 1 Here he is, Mitch Trubisky.

Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest.

Speaker 1 He is quarterback for the Buffalo Bills, former quarterback for the Chicago Bears, formerly my quarterback. It is brought to you by Coors Light.
It is the one and only Mitch Trubisky. Oi, Mitchell.

Speaker 1 Should we do Mitchell? Either one, either one.

Speaker 1 Mitch, thank you you for joining us. We appreciate it.

Speaker 1 I'm now.

Speaker 1 So the entire interview has been thrown off by the fact that you have a bag next to you with something in it. Wait, let's just start with grit.
This is how bad you've thrown me off.

Speaker 1 Let's start with grit. What does grit mean to you? And then we've got to get to the bag.

Speaker 7 Grit means just the ability to overcome any obstacle no matter what.

Speaker 7 You just, you like hard circumstances because you know it's just going to make you stronger and you can overcome them. And

Speaker 7 the grittier the better, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, absolutely. All right, now let's talk about the bag.
So you threw everything off.

Speaker 3 So you played in maybe the best football game of the entire game, maybe ever,

Speaker 3 the Nickelodeon wild card game. Did you get a chance to go and watch the broadcast of it after the fact?

Speaker 7 I saw some highlights, and it was really cool. I should probably go back and watch the whole thing, but yeah, I brought something with me today.
So let's do it.

Speaker 1 Let's just do it. Seriously, I was going to bring it up like the last thing I was going to bring up with this, but the fact that you have this.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 1 Mitch is taking out the NVP award.

Speaker 3 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Holy shit. That's majestic.

Speaker 8 So what's actually a beautiful trophy?

Speaker 1 It is really though. Is it the Nick value? Some days I'm like,

Speaker 7 I'm not sure how I got it. I think I have you guys to thank for a lot of it.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 7 I'm like, if the people wanted me to have it, mostly us.

Speaker 1 So that's why it's my position. Walk us through that because obviously the game sucked.
You know, Bears lose.

Speaker 1 Who first told you that you won the MVP?

Speaker 1 I was,

Speaker 7 they just told me and they were like, I was like, oh, cool. Is there like a trophy or something? I was like, it was tough because like it was emotional.
The season just ended. Like, we lost the game.

Speaker 7 Like, it was a rough game, honestly. And they're like, you won something.
And I thought they were just messing with me.

Speaker 1 I was like, what?

Speaker 7 And MVP sounds like MVP. I was like, there's no way.
You can't win an MVP with a game like that. And no, the NVP, the Nickelodeon

Speaker 7 valuable person, I guess. And I was like, how do I qualify for that? I was like, I don't know.
They voted for you. I was like, all right, well, thank you, I guess.

Speaker 7 And then a couple months later, this shows up to my door. I'm like, wow, this is a pretty dope trophy.

Speaker 1 It's incredible.

Speaker 7 I'm going to put it up on the mantle.

Speaker 7 It's just cool.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's beautiful. So everyone who voted, thank you.
I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 You're probably the

Speaker 3 first and only person to win that trophy. They might retire, or they might at least retire the online voting force.

Speaker 1 It's one of one.

Speaker 1 Well, if there's online voting, we'll get you another one just somehow. If there's a write-in vote, you don't even have to be.
You don't have to be playing in the the game we will get you another one

Speaker 1 we will absolutely do i just i appreciate that you like the trophy and it's it is cool i think we got to get a replica made we have to get a replica made so we might have to have someone like mold it is it bad luck to touch it like the stanley cut oh it's good luck look at that actually uh doubles as a kaleidoscope oh nobody knows oh that's fun that's so fun looking

Speaker 1 brain somebody it's pretty sick yeah let's see yeah we're gonna get a replica made so we'll have to borrow it at some point just to get the replica made. Of course.
But

Speaker 1 this is incredible. Wow.
And it says right here, NFL wild card game, January 10th, 2021, MVP Mitch Trubisky. Oh, my God.
Wow, you're looking for a bunch of people.

Speaker 7 A lot of games you might want to forget.

Speaker 7 I'll never forget that one.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I mean, you have an MVP for life.

Speaker 1 All right, so let's talk Buffalo. So you're here?

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You love the city?

Speaker 7 Love it. Love it.

Speaker 1 Do you have a best wing spot yet?

Speaker 7 I go to Barbill's. Okay.
Barbills is the wing spot, but I heard you guys went to a great wing spot last night. And I'm like, I'm not picky.

Speaker 7 I'm also like, if there's a good wing spot, I'm going to try them all.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're everywhere.

Speaker 1 I love chicken wings.

Speaker 3 The bar is not the bar,

Speaker 3 the floor is very high for buffalo wings. So like you can go anywhere and they're going to be good.

Speaker 7 They're going to be better than anywhere else you've been, correct? So basically you're at a point now where you're just comparing buffalo wings against buffalo wings because they're the best around.

Speaker 3 Do you miss the

Speaker 3 deep dish pizza?

Speaker 7 I do. I miss it a little bit.
I miss it a little bit. Maybe you get a little bit this weekend.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
So

Speaker 1 revenge games.

Speaker 3 You got a big time revenge game. It's on your birthday, right?

Speaker 7 My birthday is tomorrow. It'll be the day after.

Speaker 3 Day after. I'm going to count that as birthday weekend.

Speaker 7 Birthday weekend. Just celebrate.
Kind of been celebrating the whole week.

Speaker 3 So you're taking on your former team pretty much on your birthday. You're going to be playing the,

Speaker 3 I guess, a lion's share of the game. Is there any good reason why I shouldn't bet my entire mortgage on the Buffalo Bills this weekend?

Speaker 1 We're going to air this after, by the way. We're going to air this on Monday, so you can say anything you want.

Speaker 7 There's betting on preseason games?

Speaker 1 Yeah, oh, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 7 Yeah. Yeah.
I guess, I guess go ahead. Why not?

Speaker 1 Let's go for it.

Speaker 7 It all seems to be building up for a pretty fun Saturday. I mean, birthday weekend, playing your former team.
We're just going to go out there, slinging around, have some fun. So

Speaker 7 looking forward to it.

Speaker 1 Is there, what's the after the game? Anyone you're not going to talk to on the other sideline?

Speaker 7 No, anybody who wants to come up and talk, I'm willing to go up and catch up. So there's a lot of guys that I'm super close with.
Some guys I consider like brothers and family to me.

Speaker 7 A couple were just in my wedding and came to my wedding and coaches that I'm still pretty close with. So, whoever wants to talk,

Speaker 7 just talk it up after the game and see how everyone's doing.

Speaker 1 So, looking cool to see a lot of people. I like that.
So, I got to ask a couple of difficult questions, not difficult questions, but harder questions. So, obviously, things didn't go great in Chicago.

Speaker 1 Did you, like, was there a point, did you ever pay attention to the media?

Speaker 1 And, because I always thought, like, you, it was a combo of things didn't go great, but you also got a bad rap sometimes, too. And a lot more was put on your plate than probably was fair.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I think that's the reality of the

Speaker 7 quarterback position sometimes. Like when you win, you're going to get a lot of credit.
When you lose, you're going to get a lot of blame.

Speaker 7 And there were just some games that people felt that we were losing because of me, and I got a lot of the blame. So it just...
goes down that way sometimes and that's not always not the case.

Speaker 7 I think there's always a bigger story underneath that a lot of people on the outside don't know about but I try try not to pay attention to that. I try to block it out as much as I could.

Speaker 7 And during that last year, it was pretty tough getting benched and then having to come back. And then

Speaker 7 was able to come back in and then help my team make the playoffs. So I'm proud of that.

Speaker 7 But all the other negative stuff, you just really just got to block out or else you're just going to go down a dark hole.

Speaker 7 Because with the social media and everything else these days, there's just so much of that negativity out there. And once you see

Speaker 7 something of it, you're just going to keep going down that road

Speaker 7 until it's too much. You just got to block it out and try to focus on your job.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, so much to do. I had one other really difficult one.
This one's difficult for both of us.

Speaker 1 Double doink.

Speaker 1 I really thought the Bears, like that team, was good enough to make a run to the Super Bowl. I truly believe that.

Speaker 1 People don't give you credit for driving the team back down into field goal range there at the end of the game because of the result

Speaker 1 afterwards.

Speaker 1 Was there tears? I mean, I'd hope there were tears. Maybe breaking some stuff.
I was doing

Speaker 7 that. I didn't cry.
There was no tears. I think just because I was so in shock.
I couldn't believe it. Because

Speaker 7 if you remember that year, it was just like we were in a bunch of close games, but just the team we had and how we overcome stuff, like it didn't matter what happened throughout the game.

Speaker 7 It was like we knew we were going to win, and that's kind of how that game felt. Like, it was close, going back and forth all the way, and then we drove down and we were kicking a field going.

Speaker 7 I was like, there's no way this is not going to go in. Oh, I knew it was going to be a win.
And then it didn't.

Speaker 7 Yeah. And then it didn't.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You should have known that. And then I was just in shock.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Was it

Speaker 1 tipped? It was. No, it wasn't.
It was. It was tipped.

Speaker 3 I think Chris Long said it was tipped.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're just trying to

Speaker 1 save Cody Park. It's fine.
Badass Eagles.

Speaker 3 Look at those.

Speaker 1 Fly, fly. That sucked, man.

Speaker 7 So I'm formerly your quarterback, though. I can't still be your quarterback.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, you're still my quarterback in my heart. Yeah, actually, you're right.
You're right. Because Jay Cutler's still kind of my quarterback.
Yeah. So you still are my quarterback.
That's good.

Speaker 1 I just didn't want Justin, who's a huge listener to this show, to be like, what the hell did he just say? You know?

Speaker 1 so you're my quarterback, yes. Justin's also my quarterback, Andy Dalton, nice guy, not my quarterback.

Speaker 3 Maybe, uh, maybe we could talk about like a little bit better memory from while you were in Chicago. Uh, one of the one of the greatest plays.

Speaker 3 We actually had, I think it was Luke Wilson on the show talking about the last play of the Super Bowl and like how he saw it, you know, important plays from people who were there at the time.

Speaker 3 November 29th, 2020, against the Packers, David Montgomery,

Speaker 9 the run.

Speaker 1 What was that like? The run.

Speaker 7 The run. The run.
He scored?

Speaker 1 You hit? No. No, no.
It was like a 60-year-old run? Didn't score it. Was it like 58? 58.
Yeah, someone. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Like right up the middle. Second play of the game? Very 50.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it might have been second play of the game. The run.
Amazing run.

Speaker 3 You could almost hear the NFL films music playing as you were watching it in real time.

Speaker 3 What was from your perspective?

Speaker 7 I thought I heard some guy in the stamps humming the music, actually.

Speaker 1 Steve Sable was looking down from heaven, like, holy shit, this run.

Speaker 3 After you gave him the ball, were you like,

Speaker 3 there's no chance he's going to run the ball for 58 yards

Speaker 7 like this is impossible yeah just hand it off and I mean incredible those are the best plays as a quarterback you just hand it off and you're like oh he's still going he's still going he's like oh

Speaker 3 playing the rest of the game after witnessing history it was amazing yeah I would have broken down in tears just from the beauty of it now I have in all seriousness I've I've given you a lot of credit in the past because I think that you are like one of the best handoff quarterbacks.

Speaker 3 Like really, you have a very quick step. You extend the arm.

Speaker 3 There's an art to handing the ball off.

Speaker 1 There is an art to handle. You can be bad at handing the ball off, right?

Speaker 7 If you have to be bad or good at handing off the ball, I would like to be good at it, I guess. Yeah.

Speaker 7 I guess there's an art. Do I make it look good? Some would say maybe.
Yes. So

Speaker 7 we do practice that a lot. Yeah.
You just got to have good handoffs. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Good

Speaker 7 exchanges. That's what it's all about.

Speaker 3 When you're on the sidelines and you're throwing the ball back and forth, get your arm loosened up. Are you a guy that has somebody who catches the ball for you and then hands you the ball?

Speaker 7 I like to catch it for myself, but then somebody, you're not going to, somebody who comes up, you're not going to tell them not to catch it for you.

Speaker 7 So if they want to volunteer themselves to catch for me, that's fine. But I just, I like to get the hands going, you know? Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 Do you still own the Toyota Camry?

Speaker 1 It's done. It's no longer running.
Brian Pace bought it off you?

Speaker 7 No, it's no longer running. We had to.

Speaker 3 What was it? Were you like, hey, dude, chill out.

Speaker 1 It's just a car. Because

Speaker 1 he just loved that car.

Speaker 1 He loved that car more than you love that car loved it i mean it got me from point a to point b and that's what you want that's true i mean uh gonna definitely gonna miss that car yeah it's it's no longer with us that car changed history yeah it did yeah what's up guys it's big cat here making my irish entrance with proper number 12 irish whiskey how do you make an irish entrance you ask it starts with a shot of proper number 12 irish whiskey because real friends don't let friends irish exit a party without a story to tell original proper number 12 12 is rich in a smooth blend of golden grain and single malt.

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Speaker 3 Anything else just wouldn't be proper. Now, here's more Mitch Trubisky.
Give me a strengths strengths and weaknesses breakdown from like a scouting perspective on Caleb Presley, our coworker.

Speaker 3 As a quarterback, what's good? What are the things that he needs to improve on?

Speaker 7 His golf game or his quarterback play?

Speaker 1 Quarterback. Yeah.
And golf. Yeah, maybe both.

Speaker 1 His pros, confidence,

Speaker 1 mindset, morale. Yeah.
Yep.

Speaker 1 Grit.

Speaker 7 Got to throw in grit. Probably one of the greatest guys I know on the grit chart.

Speaker 7 Cons, doesn't take criticism well. Doesn't take criticism well.

Speaker 1 He's handoffs.

Speaker 3 He doesn't take that criticism.

Speaker 7 Handoffs, he's not good at handoffs.

Speaker 7 Slings, wants to sling at every play. Yep.
Run plays not for him.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 7 And

Speaker 7 probably one of the best victory quarterbacks of all time.

Speaker 7 So at the end of the game, you bring CP in,

Speaker 7 he's going to get the job done.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do you believe the 86?

Speaker 1 The 86. He's shot an 86.
Ooh.

Speaker 1 I believe it. I'm going to believe it.
I'm a Caleb guy, so I believe it, but there are people who don't believe it. I believe it.
Okay.

Speaker 7 I believe the 86. 100%.
You're a truther?

Speaker 1 No, there are people out there who are saying maybe the 86 wasn't real. I believe it.
100%.

Speaker 1 Absolutely. He shot an 86.

Speaker 7 So he's sub-90s now, which is he's sub-90s.

Speaker 3 He had a camera following him around, though. Right.
Are we saying like some like kick the ball a couple times?

Speaker 1 The last time he did a video. He did a video, and he was like, a lot of people cheat in golf.
That's what you're watching right now. I'm cheating.
Like when he shot like a 99.

Speaker 1 So I think he kind of opened the door for himself. Actually, that was a mistake.
How do you rank him as a friend?

Speaker 7 Oh, top two, not two.

Speaker 1 Whoa.

Speaker 7 Yeah, 100%.

Speaker 1 There's going to be some people who are angry about that. I don't know who they are.
I do like how you can get it. That's why they compete.

Speaker 7 They've got to compete for the top spot.

Speaker 3 Your breakdown of Caleb was pretty much strengths, confidence,

Speaker 3 weaknesses, ability.

Speaker 1 I didn't say that. I didn't say that.

Speaker 1 That's perfect. That's perfect.
But we love Caleb.

Speaker 3 He's a great guy. I hope he's got his shoes off right now.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 I shot you with True Serum. Okay.

Speaker 1 And you have to tell me the God's honest truth. Was there ever a moment? I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to say, hey, can we bash Matt Nagy together? I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 1 I shot you with True Serum, and I was like, is there ever a moment where you're like, hey, Mahomes and Watson, just chill out a little bit. Just a little.

Speaker 1 With just questions? Just being awesome. No, just like, chill out with all the touchdown passes.
Like, was there ever a moment where you're like, can you not, Mahomes, for a minute?

Speaker 7 I don't think I was like, can you not? I was like, I was just like, damn.

Speaker 1 Like, yeah.

Speaker 3 That's what you want to be doing. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's what you want to be doing. Because that's part of it.
It's like, Mahomes is probably going to be the best quarterback of all time. And that's like, you don't get to pick where you're drafted.

Speaker 1 For sure. Mahomes then just decides, like, hey, I'm going to be the best of all time.
Oh, cool. Just runs up the score every week.

Speaker 7 Yeah. By that logic, every other team should have traded up and picked him, right? That's true.

Speaker 1 That's true. Good point.
Great point. Great point.

Speaker 3 Were you actually surprised on draft day?

Speaker 7 Yeah, very surprised. I had no idea Chicago was going to draft me.

Speaker 7 They traded up. We had one secret meeting in Chapel Hill, which is the only time I met with them before.
So I had no idea they were even interested because they didn't even say.

Speaker 7 And then they forgot to call me on draft night. And so when they traded up to the number two spot,

Speaker 7 we were looking around the draft room. We're like, oh, it's nobody's phone ring.
Nobody in here is getting picked. And then Roger Goodell says my name.
And I was like, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 There we go.

Speaker 3 That's how you found out that I was going to be able to do that.

Speaker 1 That's how I found out.

Speaker 1 That's how John Fox found out, too. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's got to be.

Speaker 3 That almost has to be surreal. Like seeing your name on the side.

Speaker 7 It was very exciting.

Speaker 7 Yeah, it was very exciting. It was crazy.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Very unexpected. Very unexpected.
So huge surprise. It was a great time.
Great night with my family.

Speaker 7 I'm celebrating that. CP was there?

Speaker 1 He was, yeah.

Speaker 3 The secret meeting. How does a secret meeting get arranged?

Speaker 7 Basically, they come to Chapel Hill, they work you out, and then you have a dinner with coaches,

Speaker 7 and you just don't let the media know about it. They're like, don't tell anybody.

Speaker 3 Okay, let me see that tailpipe.

Speaker 1 Let me see the camera now.

Speaker 1 How much of going to UNC was decided on the colors? Because I just assume they have the best colors in all sports. They do.
So I've always assumed that,

Speaker 1 I don't know, conservatively speaking, 30% of all students at UNC at a given time chose UNC simply because the colors are that awesome. 100%.
Were you in that boat? Were you like...

Speaker 7 I was probably like

Speaker 7 58%

Speaker 3 colors. Yep.

Speaker 7 32%

Speaker 6 campus. Yep.

Speaker 7 And then the other percentage

Speaker 7 football and academics.

Speaker 1 I love it. I honestly, if like they're that good.

Speaker 1 If I were Mac Brown, I'd be like, hey, everybody knows Carolina Blue. Yeah,

Speaker 1 you want to wear this color for the rest of your life? Come here.

Speaker 1 That would be my entire recruiting pitch.

Speaker 3 It's not just just the colors, it's the Argyle, too. Yes.

Speaker 1 The Argyle pattern is sweet.

Speaker 3 It's amazing. Do you still have a lot of stuff that's Carolina blue? You know how Jordan used to wear his UNC shorts underneath his game shorts?

Speaker 7 Yeah, I got some UNC shorts I wear to bed.

Speaker 1 Yeah. If I went to UNC, I would never wear a different freshman.
It's amazing. Yeah.
It's the best color ever.

Speaker 3 Damn. So

Speaker 3 Big Cat asked at first, like, Mitch Mitchell, was there a thing where

Speaker 3 you wanted to make a statement after you were drafted that please call me Mitchell?

Speaker 3 Because when that came out, it sounded like it was coming directly from you. And I was like, well, if he wants me to call him Mitchell, I'm just going to call him Mitch.

Speaker 1 That's fine.

Speaker 3 Like, I can't be told what to do.

Speaker 3 But so that was never something that came out of your camp.

Speaker 7 No, it was. So the whole thing was somebody found out that, well, I was just telling people, like, dude, I keep getting the question, like, is it Mitch or Mitchell? I was like, I don't care.

Speaker 7 And they were like, okay, what's your family call you? I was like, my family members, they call me Mitchell. My mom, dad, brother, sister, they call me Mitchell.

Speaker 7 But like, my friends, buddies, like, they'll call me Mitch, like reporters, media, Mitch. Like, it really doesn't matter.

Speaker 7 And then, like, the question is just getting dragged on and out, and it's just like, what do you prefer? And it's like, I don't have a preference, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 Yeah, okay, yeah, because that became a story in its own right.

Speaker 3 I think that just speaks to like how pathetic we are, yeah, as journalists, where we're like, this guy wants to be called what his parents call him. Yeah, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 Yeah, how dare he? And then we ran with that.

Speaker 3 He's making name demands now.

Speaker 1 He can't do this.

Speaker 1 All right, so other draft night question. So congratulations, by the way.
You just got married. So I won't ask about

Speaker 1 currently, but at any point in your life, did you love to kiss titties?

Speaker 1 Oh, man. You had to know that that was going to come eventually, right? I had to ask it.

Speaker 1 Who tweeted that?

Speaker 7 This is one of your friends? Yeah, one of my buddies.

Speaker 7 He's in the White Sox organization right now. We were in a basketball tournament.

Speaker 7 So I'm from Mener, Ohio, in Cleveland. We go to Tennessee every year to play a basketball tournament.
The Arby's classic.

Speaker 7 Just ate so much Arby's. Love it.
Probably haven't had it since.

Speaker 7 Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 7 And then,

Speaker 7 so you know, you're in the hotel with your buddies, and you're just

Speaker 7 messing around on each other's phones or whatnot. And then

Speaker 7 eight years later, I found out that

Speaker 1 it was like a long play by him.

Speaker 7 Somebody was just waiting on that one. They're like, oh, this guy gets drafted.
This is going to be a good one. And then it just sends off.

Speaker 1 But it's, there's worse. Oh, way worse out.
And all things considered, it was like the perfect thing to be like, hey, look at what Mitch tweeted.

Speaker 3 I love to kiss titties.

Speaker 1 Yeah. When he was like 14 years old.

Speaker 7 He actually gained a lot of fans from that. So

Speaker 7 it's positive.

Speaker 3 Yeah, worst sex positive podcast.

Speaker 1 There you go.

Speaker 3 Kissing titties is the most innocuously innocent thing that you can tweet.

Speaker 3 Who doesn't? Literally everybody likes it.

Speaker 1 Not even licking titties. That's actually like rated R.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's just like you go to a strip club.

Speaker 1 Oh, go lick some titties. Yeah, no way.
No, but you just kiss you.

Speaker 3 You just say hi, like

Speaker 1 you kiss on the cheek.

Speaker 6 You're gonna see those titties.

Speaker 3 They kiss titties all the time as a greeting in Greece.

Speaker 1 Yes, that's true. That's a respectful thing to do.

Speaker 1 It would be culturally inappropriate to not kiss the titties when you go to Greece. That's a fact.

Speaker 1 All right, I got one last question. This has been awesome, man.
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Speaker 1 Did you bring the peaky blinders look with you to Buffalo? Oh, yeah, I got it. That was hard.
That was awesome.

Speaker 7 And we got Peaky Blinders fans in the QB room, so hopefully, we get like a Peaky Blinders QB show up to the game. Yes.

Speaker 1 Get that going. I love that alpha.

Speaker 7 I'm waiting for, what, season five or six coming out?

Speaker 1 Yes, coming out. I think it's the last season.
I'm hanging on to it. Yeah.
I think it's the series finale.

Speaker 3 I just want Arthur to come back and start killing people again. He got tied down with that woman.
He's like, Arthur, it's a dev is working.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, no.
And he's like, I'm off of fucking Shelby. He got P-whipped.

Speaker 3 He did get P-whipped big time.

Speaker 3 Which one are you?

Speaker 7 Probably Thomas. Probably Thomas.
Okay, Shelby.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 3 Nice. The leader of the brothers.

Speaker 1 I mean, I love that show. Everyone loves that show.

Speaker 1 Yeah. All right, so I'm happy you brought that with you.

Speaker 1 We're wishing you the best of luck. I do miss you, but that's okay.
You guys said something free. Yeah, you know, like,

Speaker 1 we got to move on.

Speaker 3 We're just talking on the way over to the practice field that you are, I think you are poised to have a very long career. Like, this is actually a big opportunity for you as a backup here.

Speaker 3 Like, you could be in the NFL for, like, 12, 13 more seasons.

Speaker 1 That's the goal. Yeah.

Speaker 7 Play as long as possible. I mean, this is what you dream of, to play football at the professional level as a kid and then to be here.
And

Speaker 7 you never know what's going to happen, you know? So happy to be out here and happy to be in Buffalo. And we'll see how long we can play for, you know?

Speaker 1 I like it. Oh, positive vibes.
I love that. All positive vibes.
Yes. All right.
Well, the MVP, Mitch Trubisky, thank you so much. We appreciate it.
And thank you for bringing the trophy.

Speaker 7 Hey, you guys had the witnesses. The world had to finally see it for themselves.
It's beautiful. It's beautiful.
In the flesh. Yes.

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Speaker 1 All right, let's wrap up the show. Great interview with Mitch Trubisky.
Again, reminder, Ryan Fitzpatrick coming up on Wednesday.

Speaker 1 It was great seeing the MVP in person. Now, I'll just say it.
I thought he was going to gift it to us.

Speaker 3 Yeah, well, he handed it to us. So did I.

Speaker 1 I really did. And I don't know if he thinks that we desperately want it.

Speaker 3 I wanted it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I wanted it.

Speaker 3 I lust for it. I was very excited to be holding it.
And then we took a picture with it. And so when we took the picture, I still had it in my hands, but he was standing in between us.

Speaker 3 So I was like, better let him hold it, and then we can all touch it in the picture. And then he just put it right back in his bag.

Speaker 1 So if someone has a sick 3D printer and wants to do the boys a solid and make us some replica MVPs, we would absolutely display them in the studio.

Speaker 3 Or if you're friends with Mitch, and let's say you've known him for a long time and are very close with him, maybe played with him in college.

Speaker 1 Top two, not two.

Speaker 3 Top two, and you just want to let him know that

Speaker 3 we would like the MVP trophy. Yeah.
It's really our.

Speaker 1 I think he wants it. I don't know.

Speaker 3 Would you want it?

Speaker 1 He might want it about like a title.

Speaker 3 No, I would say if you were Mitch, would you want it?

Speaker 1 I don't know. I think it, I mean, hmm.
You know what? The Nickelodeon blimp is

Speaker 3 the rightful owners. We could.
The rightful owners of the trophy would say, we're glad that it's in a safe home with Mitch. Yeah, yeah.
But that really just means that we want the fucking trophy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I was very excited. I mean, you heard in the interview, it fucking threw me off when he showed me in the duffel bag right before we sat down, and I was just a blabber mouth for the first

Speaker 1 minute and a half there. I couldn't figure out what I was going to do.

Speaker 3 The blimp has a kaleidoscope in it.

Speaker 1 I just wanted to say, I want it. I want it.
Give me the trophy. Give me the trophy.
All right. Mount Rushmore of buildings.

Speaker 1 Mount Rushmore of Buildings.

Speaker 3 PFT and Billy were very excited excited for this one.

Speaker 1 I expect. I don't know where I'm going to go with this.

Speaker 3 I just thought it was a nice open-ended one.

Speaker 1 Yeah. All right.
So, how are we going to

Speaker 1 do numbers, decide who goes first? Yeah. Draft order?

Speaker 3 17. Give me an eight.

Speaker 1 Billy? 69.

Speaker 1 69?

Speaker 1 I'll do 75.

Speaker 3 Well, 75 already got taken.

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 1 Whoops.

Speaker 1 Three! All right.

Speaker 3 All right, PFT, what do you want the order to be? Alright, so I'll go first. Okay.
And then Big Cat, so it'll go this way. Okay.
With Hank rapping around at the end of it. All right.

Speaker 3 Now, the last time we did Mount Rushmore, I think it was... Billy, you just did it, right? There was no collaboration?

Speaker 5 No.

Speaker 6 No, Jake had the pool.

Speaker 1 Okay. That was a week ago.
Yeah, that was a week ago. Okay.

Speaker 1 On the road.

Speaker 6 He's still high from Benny the Butcher.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Is this a hubba collaboration, too?

Speaker 1 Who cares? They always try to figure it out.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 3 So right off the bat.

Speaker 1 It's always Team Hubba. Okay.

Speaker 8 First overall.

Speaker 1 Is this a collaboration with you guys?

Speaker 10 Like, is there something

Speaker 1 you asking all these questions? No, I'm very coffee. I spent way too much time thinking about what is a building.

Speaker 6 I'm sketched out.

Speaker 1 You're sketched out?

Speaker 3 Okay, 1-1, I'm going to go go with Willis Tower overall.

Speaker 3 I don't know where that is. The Sears Tower in Chicago.

Speaker 3 It was the tallest building in the world for a long time. It's still the tallest in my head.

Speaker 3 They changed it. They sold it.
It's stupid. Because Sears died.

Speaker 6 Sick building. Sounds like a cop-ass building.

Speaker 1 It is a sick building.

Speaker 8 This is awesome. You got great views.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 You can stand

Speaker 3 in the ledge over top.

Speaker 10 Oh, that's when you stand at the scary, like you look down to your feet and everyone takes that picture.

Speaker 3 Terrifying.

Speaker 1 All right,

Speaker 1 I'll go with the Superdome.

Speaker 1 Superdome. Good.
Silver Dome. Remember when we were there? Silverdome's sick.
I'll go with the Super Dome. It's super.

Speaker 1 It houses great football games, great memories, and also saved a lot of people's lives in Katrina, right?

Speaker 10 At the

Speaker 10 WWE event when Undertaker lost, Hulk Hogan was like, Thank you to the Silver Dome.

Speaker 10 And it was one of the times where everyone in the crowd was all at the same time was like, ugh.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Like, you messed that up, man.
Yes, yes. That Silverdome is sick.
It doesn't stand anymore. But I sometimes, there were some sick pictures of people going into the abandoned Silverdome.

Speaker 3 Go look it up. You know what else?

Speaker 1 Spend all day looking at them.

Speaker 3 The Astrodome had some good pictures, too. Of weeds growing through it.

Speaker 1 Yep. Okay, your guys' pick?

Speaker 6 The Bass Pro Shops Pyramid.

Speaker 1 Fuck you.

Speaker 1 Yep. Do you know where it is?

Speaker 1 I knew you guys had something

Speaker 1 to the amount of

Speaker 1 last month.

Speaker 3 There was no hype. I gave three suggestions for what Mount Rushmore and Billy.

Speaker 1 You guys had buildings last week, too. You're like, we should do buildings.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 we haven't been hyped.

Speaker 1 I have not been hyped.

Speaker 3 We've not been hovering whatsoever. We've been hovering it.

Speaker 1 Okay. Good pick.

Speaker 3 Good pick. Great pick.
Yes. Proshop pyramid is incredible.

Speaker 10 I'm going to go with the real pyramids. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Pyramids of Giza. I think those count?

Speaker 10 Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, like the

Speaker 10 greatest structural engineering ever done. Probably done by aliens.

Speaker 10 And then this one's for you, PFT, since you want to know, like, how my fuck game is going. I'll give you the building I want to fuck the most, and that would be Allegiant Stadium.

Speaker 1 Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 Service free beer. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Serge free beer, just super sexy stadium.

Speaker 10 Now that I'm single, if I could really just stick it in anything, it'd be the allegiance.

Speaker 3 It's got the flame in there. Yeah, Al Davis flame.

Speaker 10 That's my new bit.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 5 Jake. We're going to go with the Roman Coliseum.

Speaker 1 Okay. A lot of history, though.
Okay.

Speaker 10 Some fucked up history, though.

Speaker 3 I mean, same thing with the pyramids.

Speaker 1 I'll go with the shop.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. I'll go with the White House.
No, those aliens, dude. Give me the White House.
White House. The White House.
All right. Lip Cat.
He's dope. He's dope.

Speaker 3 All right. Well, I mean, it's no surprise that two of my choices got taken right there.

Speaker 3 So I'm going to go with Sydney Opera House.

Speaker 3 The clamshell design. It's iconic.
I think you have to say the iconic Sydney Opera House. Yep.
For my next one, I'm going to go with the Mecca.

Speaker 3 Madison Square Garden.

Speaker 1 Okay. The Mecca.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I have one all-time pander pick, but I'm not going to do it. Do it.
Can I say it, but I'm not going to do it? No. Someone else could do it.
What? Do it. Just do it.
Pander. No, no, no.
Well, there's.

Speaker 1 Well, actually, I have two pander picks. All right.
Send them. Should I pick one or two? Pick one.
Well, you can't pick one. No, no, I'm saying.
I'm saying pick one. I have them listed one or two.

Speaker 1 Two.

Speaker 1 It's the Barstool Milton office. Ah, where this company.

Speaker 10 I don't know that that pandering works for this.

Speaker 1 That's fine.

Speaker 1 It's where everything

Speaker 1 started. It was such a bad place.

Speaker 3 Was it the only office inside that building, or did you share it with people?

Speaker 1 It was an old dentist's office, right?

Speaker 10 Yeah, there was other buildings. It was like a complex or whatever, so it wasn't.
We didn't have to share the actual building with people, but there was like another business right next door.

Speaker 1 Okay. Multiple businesses.
A lot of history there. Birth of this company, pretty much as we know it.
So, yeah.

Speaker 1 Barstool Milton Office.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I don't really. People always talk fondly about those memories.

Speaker 1 I just know I mean, you, I had it perfect. I had to go in there every day, and it was like, this place is a shithole.

Speaker 1 I had it perfect because I probably only went in there like 10 times total in my life, so I didn't have to actually live in there like you did.

Speaker 1 So I had the perfect detachment, which I think most fans do. Right.
Yeah, they have all but good memories of there. Right.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 The other pander would have been even more pandering.

Speaker 5 All right.

Speaker 1 Billy, Jake, HQ2? I don't know. No.

Speaker 1 We were going to take the Capital, but

Speaker 1 it's not too good. Nowadays,

Speaker 1 we're not taking the Capital.

Speaker 1 Billy wearing his

Speaker 1 capital. Thinking about taking the Capitol.

Speaker 6 We're not picking the Capital.

Speaker 1 We're not.

Speaker 10 Where were you on January 6th?

Speaker 6 I was in this office watching it on TV with you guys. Oh, that's convenient.
We are not picking the Capital, but we are taking

Speaker 6 the graph house where the Declaration of Independence was written.

Speaker 1 It's not going to end up all on the graphic because no one knows that that's the same thing. No one knows that.

Speaker 6 That's where our country started.

Speaker 1 I picked where Barstool was started.

Speaker 6 Yeah, but this country started Barstool.

Speaker 1 Boom.

Speaker 9 Leaning Tower of Pizza.

Speaker 1 Okay, nice. Dope.
Please put it as pizza.

Speaker 10 Dope ass building.

Speaker 1 Is that how it spells? Yeah, right.

Speaker 10 and then your net worth.

Speaker 10 Building your net worth. Ah,

Speaker 10 it's my favorite build.

Speaker 3 Nice. It's mine too.

Speaker 1 Nice. A little Gary Vee shit though.
Yeah. Love it.
Think about your mom getting murdered every morning.

Speaker 3 That's how I start my day, and I'm very happy.

Speaker 1 Anything that you love in life, kill it all.

Speaker 10 Why build a house when you can build your net worth?

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Last.

Speaker 3 You guys, you know that this is a podcast, right?

Speaker 1 All right. Join.

Speaker 1 Do you want to do it? Who picked graph?

Speaker 1 That was Billy.

Speaker 6 The thing is, I thought that the original name of it was Liberty Hall.

Speaker 1 Why didn't you just say that?

Speaker 1 I would have already corrected you. Yeah, we all would have been like, cool.

Speaker 1 Let's just write it down. Worse, that's a cool beer.
Oh, it's difficult.

Speaker 6 Let's write it down as Liberty Hall on the

Speaker 1 graph. I know it sucks.
Fuck. How do you even spell that?

Speaker 6 G-R-A-F-F.

Speaker 10 That sounds like a kind of shitty bar in New York. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 6 Empire State Building.

Speaker 1 Okay. Oh,

Speaker 1 Billy.

Speaker 1 Billy. Wow.
What was that?

Speaker 5 We literally had a talk to stay away from that.

Speaker 1 Everyone who's anti-Odaniac will vote for you now. Or no, everyone who is

Speaker 1 Odaniac, yes.

Speaker 3 Billy just dragged me into the mud. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You got

Speaker 1 killed. Is the stadium a building? This is what I took for a while.
That was so uncalled for, Billy. Okay.
I take Wrigley Field for my last one. I literally spent for...
Was that the other Pander?

Speaker 1 No, the other Pander. Well, go ahead, you go with your last one.

Speaker 3 I was going to take the Segal Center.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 3 Where VCU plays. Yeah.

Speaker 1 More life-altering than a trip to Europe.

Speaker 3 No,

Speaker 1 the ultimate pander was going to be the Knights of Columbus in Buffalo. Okay.
All right. Which

Speaker 1 is a sick building. They have fucking 10 bowling lanes and a full court basketball.
But I thought that would be like such a pain. Like, the Milton Office has actual meaning.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That would have been a, hey, you know, flavor of the day kind of thing.

Speaker 1 Still buy a shirt, though, please.

Speaker 1 Things we missed. The Burj Khalifa.
That wasn't that bad. No.
I can't believe no one took the Taj Mahal. Taj Mahal is a master.
I kind of wanted to, but I also like, why is it so cool?

Speaker 3 Because the Taj Mahal is basically the biggest self-bonk in the history of the world.

Speaker 3 It was built by a horny king, Shah Jahan, and he built it because he wanted to fuck his wife so bad. Okay.
She wouldn't fuck him anymore. So he's like, what if I just make this big building for you?

Speaker 9 It worked, I assume.

Speaker 10 I don't think how long did it take to build, though.

Speaker 3 Like, way too long. She died, so he didn't get laid.

Speaker 6 I think it ended up being her, like, death or burial thing, too.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it became like a tomb.

Speaker 1 Putin's Palace, that's like $1.3

Speaker 1 billion.

Speaker 1 Bill. Sorry, I misspoke there.
Billion dollars. The Hoosier's Gym.

Speaker 3 Oh, that's a great building. Stonehenge.

Speaker 6 Playboy Mansion.

Speaker 1 Michael Jordan's house that he still can't sell.

Speaker 7 It looks fucking sick.

Speaker 3 Washington Monument. Washington Monument.

Speaker 1 Pro Patton. Patty's Pub.

Speaker 3 Yep, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 I didn't know if we could do fictional, but I wrote that down.

Speaker 3 The North Side Tavern in Atlanta, Georgia.

Speaker 1 Oh, great one. Great building.

Speaker 1 Hogwarts. Hogwarts.
Another fictional one.

Speaker 1 Death Star. Death Star.
Death Star.

Speaker 7 Well, R.I.P. It's a ship.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Spoiler.

Speaker 1 Spoiler.

Speaker 3 Fuck. I haven't even seen the movie.
I just know that it blows up at the end.

Speaker 1 All right. I think that went well.

Speaker 1 I was.

Speaker 1 Again, I'm so dumb. I think also I get like

Speaker 1 by Sunday afternoon, especially in a hurricane,

Speaker 1 I'm like, I've been dad-brained so hard that when we're like buildings, I just sat at my kitchen table being like, is that a building?

Speaker 3 Oh, this is. Like, is the Eiffel Tower a building? The Space Needle.
I think that counts as a building. I don't think that the Empires or the Eiffel Tower counts.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I couldn't. There's an apartment on the top of it.

Speaker 6 Is there?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Is that where the deepest?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 6 The guy who created the tower has an apartment on the top there.

Speaker 3 Like, no, you're thinking about Quasimodo. and Notre Dame.

Speaker 6 No, no,

Speaker 6 there's an apartment at the top

Speaker 1 of the thing.

Speaker 3 Notre Dame could have been on that list too.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it was the place that burnt down.

Speaker 3 Notre Dame.

Speaker 1 Notre Dame PFT made that joke and everyone tried to cancel it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Turns out I was right. Nobody died.
Just a bunch of old French artwork got singed.

Speaker 1 Yeah, just billions of dollars worth of history.

Speaker 3 Oh, no, history.

Speaker 1 The graph building.

Speaker 1 What does that fucking thing look like?

Speaker 3 The graph building. Honestly, the Declaration of Independence is overrated.

Speaker 3 We said at that point, hey, we're independent, but we weren't even independent until we won the war. Yeah.

Speaker 1 The graph building.

Speaker 6 I'm looking at it. I think it actually might be Liberty Hall.

Speaker 1 No, you can't change that.

Speaker 3 Tiger Stadium. Graph.

Speaker 3 Tiger Stadium. Death Valley.
Yes, Death Valley. Death Valley is a big boy every time.

Speaker 1 Oh, I thought you were actually going to say

Speaker 1 Detroit Tiger Stadium, too, was an all-timer with the fucking upper deck up against the wall.

Speaker 3 All-time. The The old Miami Marlins stadium where they had the sculptures.

Speaker 3 The sculpture.

Speaker 8 That's what it's outside now.

Speaker 1 It's outside.

Speaker 1 I love looking at old stadium. Old Yankee stadiums.
I love looking at old stadiums. It's fucking, it's a passion of mine.
Watching people borderline die jumping on milk crates and old stadiums.

Speaker 1 Just give me that, and I'm a happy, happy man.

Speaker 3 Finway Park would have been a good one, too. Yep.

Speaker 10 I don't want to go too crazy with stadiums.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 What other stadiums would even be Rose Bowl? Ben Rose. Rose Bowl.

Speaker 1 I actually meant to write down Rosebull.

Speaker 10 We should have mounted Rosemore Stadiums.

Speaker 3 The Orlando Airport.

Speaker 6 The tallest building in the world in Dubai.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 The Burst of Leaf. The Leaf.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 That's the tallest. Yeah, but again, when I hear tallest building in the world, I'm still like, oh, no, that's the Sears Tower.
Yeah. Always will be.

Speaker 3 They should just build a series of taller and taller antennas on the top of the Sears Tower. That'd be cool.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Just actually, no.

Speaker 1 Milk crates. Yeah.
Just a shitload of milk crates. How dare you? Let people jump on them.
All right, numbers. Ryan Fitzpatrick on Wednesday.
Great interview coming up. 77.

Speaker 1 99.

Speaker 1 55. 88.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait, wait.

Speaker 6 By the way, you find milk crates at the back of

Speaker 1 supermarketing this up right now.

Speaker 3 No, that's where they all are.

Speaker 8 Nine.

Speaker 1 Ooh, forgot about the.

Speaker 1 Oh, recap. Shit.
My bad. Recap.
Fuck. I do it on Mondays.
I'm sorry. Good job.
No worries.

Speaker 1 I actually love Billy's recap. Billy's been a fucking hoss when it comes to blogging.
Everyone, give Billy a handshake in the chat. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 6 Actually, I haven't done that in a long time.

Speaker 1 The handshake? Honestly, I love the handshake.

Speaker 6 I haven't been doing my job. I haven't been giving out handshakes as much as I used to.

Speaker 1 Can I just say, too, that I love the handshake because I love whenever the young guys do something that I can figure out the meaning of very quickly.

Speaker 1 That's really the bar for me.

Speaker 3 Actually, Billy now prefers that you just salute him.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. In the chat.
No.

Speaker 3 Yeah, just send him gifts. Subscribe.

Speaker 1 If you have any pictures.

Speaker 3 The picture of that guy that's crying at his computer.

Speaker 1 I'm not trying to steal that.

Speaker 1 Purple hearts lying around. You want to pin them on him? Please do so.

Speaker 3 Yeah, tag him and chaps in the same tweet and say thank you.

Speaker 1 Whoever responds first is the real Marine.

Speaker 6 Anyway, no, the meal crates are like literally at the back of every Walmart and stop and shop, and they're right by the loading bay. Okay.
If you're looking for them, good to know.

Speaker 1 Also,

Speaker 3 that's got to be on the Mount Rushmore places to smoke a cigarette, though. Like out behind a grocery store next week.
Yeah, you want to do that on Wednesday?

Speaker 1 Yeah, we could do that. Also, someone hit up Mount Rushmore rom-coms, which I think would be good as well.
We got a couple more weeks.

Speaker 6 Fun fact, Nathan Peterman has started every snap for the Raiders this preseason.

Speaker 1 That is fun.

Speaker 6 I kind of spin zone myself into thinking because Nathan Peterman had such a bad game that couple times that like when he plays, he's not scared of doing that, and he might actually be good with it.

Speaker 3 Can't get any worse. Yeah.
so what about so they're not giving Marcus Mariota any snaps at all?

Speaker 1 I think he might be hurt. He's hurt him.

Speaker 6 Also Sam Ellinger had a bad stat line, but if you actually watch every single play, watch the tape.

Speaker 3 It's actually

Speaker 6 it's you know, it wasn't his fault to tip for interceptions, and I'll be breaking it down.

Speaker 3 We got to get you the all-22 this year, Billy.

Speaker 1 We give watch the tape. We got to get Pete Prisco a Hall of Fame vote.
No, that's what

Speaker 3 Will Brinson hit me up too.

Speaker 3 Except I don't think he was talking about getting him a Hall Hall of Fame vote. I think he was talking about getting Pete Prisco into the Hall of Fame as a contributor to the game.

Speaker 1 That might be too far.

Speaker 3 I mean, I'm down to exploring.

Speaker 1 We'll try, but I think we have actually a better.

Speaker 1 Dan Heron's going to get in the Hall of Fame before Pete Prisco. Maybe.
And I'm talking football Hall of Fame.

Speaker 3 But maybe we can play up the whole.

Speaker 3 There's very few Italians in the Hall of Fame, and it's past time that we've made up for the discrimination.

Speaker 1 Well, he's got to stop stumping for Tony Bacelli, then. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And also big enough. Pete,

Speaker 3 I'm going to say pervert.

Speaker 1 Maybe. Yeah, but he's definitely a pervert.
Maybe we get Pete Prisco, like Inspector Gadget, when Tony Biscelli finally does get in. He's got a trench coat.
We just hide Pete Prisco in there.

Speaker 3 I think that, like, Pete might have a Hall of Fame vote.

Speaker 1 Does he? I don't know. So look vote for yourself.
I'm going to text Pete and see. I don't know if he does.

Speaker 3 But, okay, if he does not have a Hall of Fame vote, we should get him one. Yeah.
And if he

Speaker 3 is not, if he has a Hall of Fame vote, we should try to get him into the Hall of Fame. of Fame.
Yes.

Speaker 1 All right. What else on the recap? That's it.
All right. Numbers?

Speaker 1 Since we didn't get it right, you want to just go against? 78, 99. Eight.

Speaker 3 This spin does not count towards official totals. Yes, it does.

Speaker 1 Yes, it does. Okay, all right.
Officially sanctioned spin.

Speaker 3 Double. Oh, 69 was just up there.

Speaker 1 Both count.

Speaker 3 By the way. 87.

Speaker 1 I have to write.

Speaker 1 What did you guess? I'm 78.

Speaker 6 I have to write some wrongs.

Speaker 1 Turns out it's not buffalo.

Speaker 6 It's not buffaloes in North America. It's bison.
I should have known that. Bison.
Bison. Also,

Speaker 6 unfortunately, elephants do not look at humans like

Speaker 6 this.

Speaker 3 Billy, this is worse than Sturgil writing a song about a dead dog.

Speaker 6 I know, dude.

Speaker 3 I've been thinking about that all weekend, and it makes me smile every time I think that an elephant wants to boot me.

Speaker 1 You're 79. All right, 99.
Are you done? Yes. All right, 99.55.
This counts.

Speaker 5 18.

Speaker 6 16.

Speaker 3 So how do they look at humans?

Speaker 6 Turns out the study wasn't conclusive.

Speaker 1 No way. Dude, yeah, I got

Speaker 6 a bunch of elephant hardos

Speaker 6 messaging me. Like elephant psychologists.
Yeah. Like, I know the study you were looking at.
It's wrong.

Speaker 1 You have a list of studies that I've said this before. What are studies? Arborists.

Speaker 3 Any arborists? Yes, no.

Speaker 3 Shockingly, most of the arborists that hit me up were like, you're right. Our job is that we show up.

Speaker 3 And then we're like, we laugh when the owner walks away from the tree and we're like, yeah, this tree is one of the worst trees.

Speaker 1 Keep it on the hush.

Speaker 3 But yeah, I respect the hustle for all the arborists out there. Keep grinding.

Speaker 6 Elephants go crazy when they go into musk.

Speaker 3 Love you guys.

Speaker 1 80. 99.
18.

Speaker 5 By the way, this Friday is the one-year anniversary of the machine. Oh, wow.

Speaker 1 We did like 20. Okay.

Speaker 3 69.

Speaker 3 Oh, I just saw eight come.

Speaker 1 Eight, eight, eight. Oh, my God.
Eight, eight, eight, eight. No way.

Speaker 1 Wait, what the fuck?

Speaker 3 That was going to be a good one.

Speaker 1 Wait, that was the first time there was three balls trying to get in. It was literally the big bang.
It was the Mr. Smithers.
All numbers stay the same.

Speaker 3 It was Mr. Burns immune system.

Speaker 6 Mr. Burns immune system.

Speaker 1 Yeah, 41.

Speaker 3 Stooges theory.

Speaker 1 Shout out to all the winners.

Speaker 3 Still love you guys.

Speaker 3 Talking away.

Speaker 3 I don't know what I'm to say. I'd say anyway.

Speaker 3 Today's not my day to find you.

Speaker 1 Shy it away

Speaker 1 I've been coming for your love, okay

Speaker 1 Shy it away

Speaker 1 Oh, I've been coming for your love okay

Speaker 1 Take

Speaker 1 me

Speaker 1 on

Speaker 1 I'll be

Speaker 1 gone

Speaker 1 on Jeanless to say

Speaker 1 I'm on the center.

Speaker 1 But I'm he's done running away.

Speaker 1 The love

Speaker 1 is okay.

Speaker 1 Say after me.

Speaker 1 It's no better to be safe than sorry.

Speaker 1 Say after me.

Speaker 1 It's no better to be safe than sorry.

Speaker 1 Say

Speaker 1 on

Speaker 1 me.

Speaker 1 Take

Speaker 1 me

Speaker 1 on.

Speaker 1 I'll be

Speaker 1 gone

Speaker 1 in a dark day.

Speaker 1 All the things that you say,

Speaker 1 though, just to play my word away.

Speaker 1 You're all the things I've got to remember.

Speaker 1 Be shy and away.

Speaker 1 I'll be coming for you anyway.

Speaker 1 Be shy and away.

Speaker 1 I'll be coming for you anyway.

Speaker 1 Take on

Speaker 1 me.

Speaker 1 Take

Speaker 1 me

Speaker 1 on.

Speaker 1 I'll be

Speaker 1 gone

Speaker 1 in a

Speaker 1 day.

Speaker 1 I'll be

Speaker 1 gone

Speaker 1 in a

Speaker 1 day.

Speaker 3 It's part of my take presented by Barcelona Sports.