Football Is Back, Tony Hawk, And Bigger Than Ben Part 3

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Speaker 12 On today's part of my take, football is back.

Speaker 13 We have football to talk about.

Speaker 7 We have the first game in the books.

Speaker 15 We have the weekend preview.

Speaker 8 We have everything. We also have Tony Hawk.
Great interview with Tony Hawk, legend of the game.

Speaker 18 Second time we've had him on.

Speaker 19 Recurring guest Tony Hawk.

Speaker 3 We have Firefest.

Speaker 17 We have Big Ben Rothesberger's

Speaker 22 documentary, part three.

Speaker 25 What a fucking show for our first Football Friday.

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Speaker 33 And football is

Speaker 32 back.

Speaker 24 So bad. Fuck yes.

Speaker 4 So bad. Felt so good.

Speaker 26 Andy Reid wearing his foggy-ass mask that I could have watched him.

Speaker 35 He's...

Speaker 18 It actually looked like those, like when you see a dog on the sidewalk that has this special collar around their mouth so they don't bite you.

Speaker 24 Just Andy just.

Speaker 40 Yeah, that's what he does.

Speaker 39 No, not the leash one where it's like around their nose.

Speaker 8 He has that so that he can't go go around and just eat everything in sight.

Speaker 30 That's where it is actually a buffet sneeze guard. Yeah, he went to Golden Corral and he was like, you know what, put one of those on my face.

Speaker 30 Seeing him just get kind of drenched in water, having that thing fog up.

Speaker 30 He needs a windshield wiper on the front of it. So good.
Verbal meme.

Speaker 30 Andy Reid wearing the mask when she's got that wet-ass pussy.

Speaker 33 Nice. Whapping it.

Speaker 12 No chance Andy Reid even knows what the whap is, but

Speaker 4 great to have football back. It felt real.

Speaker 5 The Chiefs, News Flash, are really, really, really fucking good.

Speaker 43 It's, I mean, that's kind of all you have to say about that game.

Speaker 44 Like, I don't think the Texans are as bad as they looked at times.

Speaker 46 I think the Chiefs are just really, really fucking good.

Speaker 4 Super Bowl champs for a reason, folks.

Speaker 30 There's nothing that you could do to stop the Chiefs when their offense is humming like that. There's absolutely nothing you can do.
And now they have Clyde.

Speaker 30 And let me just start by saying, Clyde's a cool ass name.

Speaker 47 Clyde, is there really?

Speaker 30 There needs to be more people named Clyde in this world. I think we'd all be much happy.
You can't get mad at. You can't be like, fuck you, Clyde.
It doesn't work like that.

Speaker 26 It's a cool ass, smooth name.

Speaker 8 And yeah, he looks awesome.

Speaker 30 Clyde Edwards, Alaire.

Speaker 31 Hilaire. Not Hilaire.

Speaker 43 Yeah, Jake Marsh actually had that wrong today, so mark that in the book.

Speaker 20 Something that Jake Marsh got wrong.

Speaker 49 I got right.

Speaker 35 I watched LSU.

Speaker 50 Yeah.

Speaker 30 I looked up the pronunciation guide afterwards and I admitted I was wrong before. However, if I was on the game, I would have done

Speaker 30 however, Jake. I would have done enough research and looked at the pronunciation guide and practiced it saying it out loud a few times.

Speaker 10 Al Michael's admitted it to you.

Speaker 30 You're in good company.

Speaker 32 Yeah, he's screwed it up.

Speaker 3 The fresh prince of L Air.

Speaker 8 Yes, so they look awesome.

Speaker 6 Chiefs look fucking awesome.

Speaker 27 I don't really know what else to say besides the Chiefs look fucking awesome.

Speaker 30 I mean, I think more than anything tonight was just a celebration of me celebrating that football was back and also seeing all the weird stuff, getting introduced to all the weird stuff that

Speaker 30 we're going to see over the course of this season. Like the coaches wearing the masks on the sidelines.

Speaker 40 Yep.

Speaker 30 Bill O'Brien wearing the sub-zero mask that covered up his little butthole on his chin. He looked evil out there.
Bill O'Brien looked intimidating.

Speaker 7 Yeah, until you realized that he was going to punt from the 50-yard line like four times.

Speaker 21 And he's like, oh, yeah, that's still Bill O'Brien under that mask.

Speaker 30 That's O'Brien football.

Speaker 16 He doesn't want to get Will Fuller hurt.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 30 That's how injuries and soft tissue things happen is when you try to take too many shots downfield when you're losing by 20.

Speaker 53 It also, it really did feel, I know they piped in the noise.

Speaker 7 There were fans there. I think there were 20,000, 25,000 fans there.

Speaker 16 But, you know, the only part we're really going to miss is just like the crowd shots.

Speaker 7 Obviously, NFL fans are the funniest fans in the world.

Speaker 18 And missing that crowd shot, that will take a little bit away.

Speaker 38 But if they pipe in the noise for the broadcast, I'm in.

Speaker 36 Just don't even show the crowd.

Speaker 12 Don't let us know that there's no one there.

Speaker 38 And you can kind of just pretend it's, it's all fine.

Speaker 30 Well, Goodell was in the crowd today. Yes, he was a massive fan.
He was on his phone, bad fan. He should be at every game, actually.

Speaker 30 They should just have Roger Goodell, at least during every time slot, Goodell should be up in the stands by himself on his phone, looking at, I don't know, Tinder, finding like the green Eminem or whatever he's looking at.

Speaker 30 I don't know what Roger Goodell searches for online, but probably just easy chairs. Yeah.

Speaker 46 Man caves.

Speaker 34 Yeah, sweaters.

Speaker 25 MM holders.

Speaker 54 All right, so we're going to do a full NFL pre-doing that, by the way, or what?

Speaker 11 The man cave? No, I don't think so.

Speaker 40 I think it just ended.

Speaker 12 Crazy. I think it's just over.

Speaker 30 So he's, he, how many children did he kill?

Speaker 56 200,000 at least.

Speaker 57 He killed 200,000 children.

Speaker 40 Wow.

Speaker 44 Damn.

Speaker 30 Coney, Q and I should get on that fast. Coney 2020.

Speaker 6 All right, so we're going to get to our football preview. We're going to have some picks.

Speaker 46 Before we do that, let's talk a little NBA because we have a game seven tonight.

Speaker 24 Hank, how are you feeling?

Speaker 56 I'm feeling nervous. I'm not going to lie.

Speaker 17 Because the refs, because you're playing against the refs, too?

Speaker 56 I don't think game seven will be against the refs. Game six was clearly like the NBA.

Speaker 56 And, you know, we've been doing stool streams. I've kind of been doing some behind the scenes, like putting together broadcasts.
I understand where the NBA is coming from. Where

Speaker 30 Bombs may not have bombs, are you admitting that you're fucking with the games for ratings, Hank?

Speaker 11 No, but I understand where they're like.

Speaker 59 It sounds to me like that's a

Speaker 56 billion-dollar corporation and we were, you know, just went through a pandemic and we needed the best ratings we could possibly get. And if we could just tell the refs, we're all those things.

Speaker 56 No, but we're not like stool streams, not. But if we could tell the refs, you know, just call everything against the Celtics so we can get a game seven for ratings.
I understand it. I understand it.

Speaker 31 But yeah, it was clearly sure viewers.

Speaker 56 It was clearly that the post-game report, whatever the fuck it's called, came out today. Everything that happened down the stretch that was supposed to get called against the Celtics didn't.

Speaker 60 They admitted it, which is the craziest thing.

Speaker 56 That happens every single day. I know it's not just the Celtics, but every day that report comes out and they're like, every call in the last 20 seconds was wrong.

Speaker 51 Doesn't it make money?

Speaker 52 Which is nothing happened to me.

Speaker 30 It is to ensure that the Celtics get to the next round because that's where you would make more money off the viewership as opposed to won game seven in the second round.

Speaker 56 Yeah, Yeah, but the Celtics have clearly been the better team in the series. They should have won game three, they should have won game six.

Speaker 56 The fact that it is a game seven, anything can happen, it just feels wonky and it doesn't sit well with me. I'm nervous.

Speaker 30 I do think that the Celtics are the better team, and it should have been a four-game, five-game max series.

Speaker 30 So, I'm Hank, you're Gucci.

Speaker 62 I just love that Kyle Lowry is now the new guy that people just run out of things to say about how much of a competitor he is.

Speaker 25 That guy's a dog.

Speaker 58 It's an honor. He just wants it more.
He's got hard.

Speaker 51 It's an honor for Nick Nurse to coach him.

Speaker 46 Right. It's just,

Speaker 50 it's only for the guys that are good, but not superstar good.

Speaker 40 So they're not like.

Speaker 51 Nick Nurse doesn't coach him.

Speaker 56 He admires him.

Speaker 5 Right.

Speaker 5 They're not so incredible that they can just completely dominate all the time.

Speaker 21 It's that extra bit where they're very good, and then they just want it more than everyone else on the court.

Speaker 56 And there is no star player on their team.

Speaker 31 Yes, yes.

Speaker 7 And you'll just get a lot of, man, Kyle Lowry is so underrated, which maybe he is.

Speaker 62 All right, so that, and then we have, we're on a collision course for Lakers, Clippers.

Speaker 37 Stop me if you've heard this before.

Speaker 19 James Harden sucked in a playoff game,

Speaker 19 which I guess if you're James Harden and you're going to suck in a playoff game, do it when the Houston Texans are playing and football's back and no one really is paying attention to the NBA game.

Speaker 45 So good job, James Harden, making sure that you picked it perfectly to go up against football.

Speaker 27 That's actually, that's probably the only time we'll ever be able to use this spin zone.

Speaker 8 James Harden, no one cares that you sucked in a playoff game because there was football on.

Speaker 10 That will never again happen.

Speaker 30 The series is over. It's going to be a gentleman's sweep for the Lakers.
They're DUN done.

Speaker 26 Reminder to James Harden, listen to this stat line.

Speaker 12 He scored 21 points.

Speaker 46 How many field goals do you think he had?

Speaker 20 Made. Five.

Speaker 31 Two.

Speaker 12 He scored 21 points.

Speaker 8 He went 16 for 20 from the free throw line.

Speaker 30 Got to get to the line.

Speaker 66 16 for 20 from the free throw line.

Speaker 12 21 points.

Speaker 44 I think.

Speaker 8 Two for 11, one for six from three.

Speaker 30 I mean, Hardin, I think that's really the main reason why Hardin gets to the line is not because he can get so many more points off it, but he gets a nice little break. Yeah, he can stand still.

Speaker 31 He can score standing still.

Speaker 30 Yeah, he gets to just catch his breath for a while.

Speaker 22 He also just ran out of gas, which happens every single time that he plays in the playoffs.

Speaker 56 Well, that's the other concern with the Celtics, and I think the Rockets are going through it now, but the fact that

Speaker 56 the NBA is playing every other day,

Speaker 56 so Rockets had a game, the one to game seven last series, and then they were just playing game one two days later and have had to play every other day.

Speaker 56 So, if the Celtics advance, like, that's going to be a concern, like, going into game three and game four.

Speaker 30 If the Celtics lose on a Friday night, does that ruin your whole weekend?

Speaker 31 Yeah, yeah, I hope that doesn't happen.

Speaker 56 But the Patriots are on Sunday. That's the beautiful, that's the beauty of this thing being in fall.

Speaker 56 Like, even, yeah, the Patriots on Sunday, if Cam Newton goes out, lights it up, I think it's going to be like, you know, the first Brady Moss here. I expect nothing less.

Speaker 20 So, if that's who's Moss?

Speaker 49 The whole team.

Speaker 40 Edelman. Everyone combined.

Speaker 11 Edelman and Nikhil Harriet combined.

Speaker 6 Actually, I'd actually agree with you.

Speaker 68 The entire team combined might have, what do you have, like 23 touchdowns that year?

Speaker 30 Yeah, okay. And Cam Newton is Tom Brady.

Speaker 46 Yeah. So he's got 50.

Speaker 30 So he can't throw the deep ball anymore.

Speaker 58 Combined with rushing.

Speaker 56 He's going to rush a lot, too.

Speaker 46 Got it. Okay.

Speaker 55 Okay.

Speaker 56 So that can wash away all the weekend.

Speaker 34 Well, good segue, Hank.

Speaker 25 Let's get to our weekend preview.

Speaker 17 We have some picks coming up. Before we do that.

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Speaker 67 Okay,

Speaker 21 let's do a rapid fire.

Speaker 30 Gut guns.

Speaker 45 Gut check takes.

Speaker 19 We'll do our picks at the end.

Speaker 1 So feel free to just kind of throw like, hey, this isn't your official pick.

Speaker 18 Not that we even keep records or anything like that.

Speaker 62 But we'll start.

Speaker 12 I'm just going to go straight down the line.

Speaker 17 Seahawks, Falcons, 10 out of 11 starters on the Falcons are first-round draft picks.

Speaker 20 How can you not love that?

Speaker 33 How can you not love just the Falcons?

Speaker 30 I also love that it's a really far trip for the Seahawks. Yeah.
For whatever reason, I always feel like Atlanta is the farthest away from Seattle, even though I don't think it's true.

Speaker 30 It just feels like a long trip, and these are two teams that always play in fucking crazy games.

Speaker 30 I have no prediction for this game, but I do predict that whatever happens is going to be extremely weird.

Speaker 18 The Seahawks are going to be an interesting case this year because we might have the first time

Speaker 62 ever in the NFL that social media bullies Pete Carroll into actually letting his MVP caliber quarterback throw the the ball more.

Speaker 30 No, there's no chance.

Speaker 12 There's no chance that is what's going on right now on Twitter.

Speaker 52 Let Russ cook.

Speaker 30 There's no chance.

Speaker 33 You have to let him cook Pete Carroll.

Speaker 30 Pete Carroll is, he has a doctorate in establishing the run. You idiot.
He is still establishing the run from two seasons ago. He's not going to stop.

Speaker 30 Chris Carson's going to get 27 carries.

Speaker 26 All right, so Jets Bills are the next one.

Speaker 39 I had a really, really dark thought earlier today, and I want to give a trigger warning to all Bills fans.

Speaker 21 What if the Bills go like 13 and three

Speaker 12 and win the AFC East and maybe even get a first-round buy, get the one seed?

Speaker 17 They might not get the one seed.

Speaker 68 We'll call that the Chiefs, but get a home playoff game and we can't have any fans.

Speaker 8 I think they'll manage. That's so fucking sad, though.

Speaker 31 Just think about that.

Speaker 36 Think about, like, I close my eyes and think about those early games in Buffalo when the fans, like all the Buffalonians, don't know how to deal with being in the sun and they all like look like cooked lobsters by the third quarter, but they're so fucking drunk and so happy to have the bills back and we just get robbed of that.

Speaker 10 Fuck you, coronavirus.

Speaker 30 I think no matter what happens, Bills fans, if it gets to that level, you've been asking for a vaccine for a very long time. I think you led the charge in saying that that was a good thing.

Speaker 30 You will get the entire city of Buffalo signing up for whatever first trial it is and be like, just shoot me up with it.

Speaker 30 If it means that they don't even have to go into the stadium, just let me tailgate out in the lot and get hammered and we'll watch on a giant screen like they do in Toronto in Jurassic Park. Right.

Speaker 30 They will have a Buffalo Park that they will all sit and watch the games together. And

Speaker 22 I think the Jets are going to be a hot mess again.

Speaker 30 Jets are trash until Flacco gets in, then we'll reevaluate at that point. But for right now, I like the Bills by double-digits.

Speaker 19 Can I ask a question, too?

Speaker 1 The other thought I had about this game, Sam Darnold, like for some reason, everyone's like, oh, Sam Darnold, he's going to be great.

Speaker 68 But then they make fun of Josh Allen.

Speaker 66 What gives?

Speaker 30 Sam Darnold doesn't have mono anymore. What gives?

Speaker 72 What gives? Because he went to USC?

Speaker 73 All right, whatever.

Speaker 30 Bears, Lions.

Speaker 40 Mr. Bisky owns the Lions.

Speaker 20 That's enough said.

Speaker 30 Enough said. I think this is the start of the Mitch Revenge tour.

Speaker 8 The only thing that scares me, I don't even know if he's playing, but Adrian Peterson will always scare me because he used to run all over the Bears.

Speaker 30 Right. I also think that Matt Patricia, we're going to find out if the team hates the shit out of him or not.
They definitely don't love him yet.

Speaker 48 We're on that watch again, I like this.

Speaker 30 Yeah, we are because. We've been on that watch for two years.
We are.

Speaker 30 So they either are ambivalent towards him and they could go in a run and win like four games in a row and then they'll be like, yeah, we love this guy, or they could start off real slow, in which case he is going to be looking for the locker room.

Speaker 7 The Lions also fall under my category of team that people, some of the prognosticators are picking just because they don't want to be like everyone else.

Speaker 8 So they look through the whole list and they're like, what's the one pick I can do that's not like everyone else?

Speaker 36 And then they're all picking the Lions, which now has become like everyone else.

Speaker 30 Well, whoever wins this game is going to be setting themselves up big time. So like as a Bears fan, fan, you beat the Lions, and you're going to think we are good.

Speaker 30 If the Lions, they beat the Bears, they're going to think we are good. You're going to look at the best parts of the other team, and you're going to be like, you know what?

Speaker 30 The Bears were able to contain Matt Stafford. He only threw for 320 yards, two picks, and two touchdowns.
And you're going to be like, we can do that against anybody.

Speaker 30 If the Lions beat the Bears, they're going to be like, yeah, we were able to handle the toughest defense in the league. And then you'll both fool yourselves.

Speaker 30 into thinking that you're going to go like 11 and 5, 12 and 4.

Speaker 72 I mean, I've fooled myself in that already, already, but I know it's not true.

Speaker 33 All right, Packers, Vikings.

Speaker 67 This is actually one of my picks on the total, but

Speaker 27 I go back and forth.

Speaker 7 Part of me thinks that this is a prime Aaron Rodgers, fuck U-Tor, but I'm also thinking that if the Packers start slow and the Cowboys start fast,

Speaker 17 Aaron Rodgers is going to be like, whoops, Mike McCarthy, not so bad.

Speaker 7 And things could fall apart quickly, and that's what I'm rooting for.

Speaker 77 That's probably true.

Speaker 30 He's going going to look back on his exes right now. But he did say that him and Matt LaFleur right now are hashtag friend goals.

Speaker 30 The hashtag that

Speaker 30 we commonly use in today's parlance is hashtag friend goals.

Speaker 30 And so apparently they're getting along really well. But that's definitely not something that you say about somebody that you are actually hashtag friend goals with.
Correct.

Speaker 30 Because the person that you're hashtag friend goals with would kick your ass for saying hashtag friend goals. Would never allow it.

Speaker 27 Hank, Dolphins Patriots, how are we feeling?

Speaker 18 Ryan Fitzpatrick, you're going from week 17 last year.

Speaker 38 Ryan Fitzpatrick kind of ending the Patriots season. Yeah.

Speaker 27 Because it takes away their buy to Ryan Fitzpatrick coming back week one.

Speaker 24 How are you feeling?

Speaker 56 I feel great. I mean, we talked about it before.
It's basically a Bill Belichick revenge tour of sorts.

Speaker 30 A lot of revenge tours going on this camp.

Speaker 11 Oh, dude, there's got to be a lot of tours.

Speaker 56 It's like a Bill and Cam. I'm sure they're friend goals.
They just, you know, they don't talk about it. But everything that's been reported from the New England camp has been great.

Speaker 56 Cam Newton seems healthy.

Speaker 43 So you're like a fucking

Speaker 8 ESPN Boston.

Speaker 10 Well, what's interesting is that you're just saying, Michael Smith.

Speaker 40 Yeah, like Michael Smith.

Speaker 31 I'm hearing all the reports.

Speaker 40 I think the people are giving some good reports.

Speaker 30 From Patriot circles are saying that Belichick is happy with Cam. So, actually, it brings up a good point because if you've noticed

Speaker 30 what Hank is saying, he's got his stretches and stuff.

Speaker 70 Like he's having fun.

Speaker 30 What Belichick's been saying about Cam Newton is very

Speaker 10 unlike

Speaker 30 anything that he's said about Tom Brady in the last four years.

Speaker 30 He's been very, very slow to give Brady any praise about anything. It almost feels like he's praising Cam Newton like a little bit too much.

Speaker 10 Well, you made him a captain.

Speaker 35 I guess,

Speaker 36 like, of course, I think Belichick...

Speaker 4 I don't think Belichick lies.

Speaker 26 I think he tells you how he feels. He's not that type of guy.

Speaker 36 But I also laugh whenever we come out of camp and everything's hunky-dory with every single team.

Speaker 35 And you're like, what else would they say?

Speaker 44 Like, I'm sure Belichick gets asked about Cam Newton every single day.

Speaker 68 I'm sure Cam Newton gets asked about Belichick Belichick every single day.

Speaker 22 Where are they going to be like, yeah, I actually kind of fucking hate the guy?

Speaker 67 So

Speaker 18 let's just see how it goes. I'm going to say he's.

Speaker 62 I just love Cam stories. I just love Cam.

Speaker 50 I mean, it's the Mitch.

Speaker 12 Mitch being like, I found my comic.

Speaker 10 He's talking up to the camera.

Speaker 40 What else am I going to say?

Speaker 30 A little bit too much.

Speaker 30 He's like, Cam Newton is just an amazing competitor. I love everything that he does.
He's tall. I love his hats.
I love the way that he texts me when I can't understand him.

Speaker 30 Yeah, he thinks I'm hilarious.

Speaker 30 He's Guerrero's not around. He does this great impression of me that everybody seems to laugh at that I don't understand.
Like, he is absolutely gassing up Cam Newton.

Speaker 30 Like, almost like you're introducing a new girlfriend to your friends a little bit, and you just, like, you talk her up so much because you're afraid of what they're going to think about her.

Speaker 36 Do you think late at night Julian Edelman is watching

Speaker 8 Instagram stories of Gronk and Brady and being like, damn.

Speaker 30 Or do you think he's no, I think he opens up Instagram stories, but it's his own and it's facing him. And he's just watching himself.

Speaker 30 Yeah, putting filters on his own belly button. Jake.
Hank, potential if the Celtics win tomorrow. Dolphins, Patriots, and Heat Celtics coming this week.

Speaker 51 Oh, wow.

Speaker 70 How are heats?

Speaker 32 Versus Hank.

Speaker 45 And PFT.

Speaker 30 And Heat.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's J-Butt.

Speaker 8 I actually, I'm rooting for J-Butt as well.

Speaker 30 Let's go. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 14 Hank, what do you guys do?

Speaker 60 You guys got to have a bet.

Speaker 16 If the Patriots beat the Dolphins on Sunday,

Speaker 12 Jake has to eat an entire cake.

Speaker 68 If the Dolphins beat the Patriots, Hank has to get a cat.

Speaker 48 No.

Speaker 35 You thought about it for a second, though. Like that was longer.

Speaker 56 Well, I don't, because I, like, I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 51 I'm not going to do it in my psyche.

Speaker 56 There's no chance the Patriots are going to lose.

Speaker 30 Let's just say that Jake has to eat a cake because then we can help him eat the cake.

Speaker 28 And I love cake. Yeah, true.

Speaker 30 It is cake season, baby. Okay.

Speaker 47 Pie season.

Speaker 1 All right, so if the Patriots win, Jake has to eat a cake.

Speaker 12 And if the Dolphins win, Hank has to eat a whole cake.

Speaker 30 What about if Heat Celtics are involved?

Speaker 46 We'll deal with that when we get there.

Speaker 30 Hank's got to get there for you. Yeah.

Speaker 5 All right. Eagles versus the Washington football team.

Speaker 30 And me and Big Cat get to choose what type of cake it is.

Speaker 28 Yes.

Speaker 30 And eat three quarters of it before we bring it in.

Speaker 17 I feel like the Eagles and the Washington football team have played in week one like seven years in a row.

Speaker 30 They do this a lot. The football team with no name.
This is my.

Speaker 30 I'm going to do a bird alert on the Eagles because I think that the Redskins, excuse me, the Washington football team, I think that they could win this game.

Speaker 30 This could be a weird game where it's a new head coach in a new place. The team's going to be playing for Ron Rivera this week.
No one knows what to expect out of him.

Speaker 30 Del Rio is a very good defensive coordinator. I like the Washington artists formerly known as the Redskins.

Speaker 10 Okay. Burton don't.

Speaker 30 This is my bird don't.

Speaker 6 Is Duane Hassan still the quarterback?

Speaker 30 Dwayne Haskins, first-round pick, 15th overall.

Speaker 31 Yeah.

Speaker 18 Not as good as

Speaker 18 second pick overall.

Speaker 64 I don't, I just, I got to see it from Dwayne Hassan.

Speaker 28 I'm not saying it's over.

Speaker 54 It's still early.

Speaker 62 I got to see it. Raiders, the Panthers?

Speaker 30 You know what this game is? Who cares? It's a classic. It'll be interesting to see what the Panthers look look like.
No, this is a game.

Speaker 18 This is the prime.

Speaker 26 Well, actually, let's do this together.

Speaker 79 Colts, Jaguars, Raiders, Panthers.

Speaker 33 Those are both prime.

Speaker 8 We forgot those games were on when we were watching Red Zone.

Speaker 26 Yeah. And they just show it.

Speaker 30 Well, the Raiders, that's every Raiders game.

Speaker 80 Yeah, they just show it like once every hour.

Speaker 41 They're like, checking in in Carolina.

Speaker 48 And they're like, what?

Speaker 10 Oh, yeah, fuck.

Speaker 30 It's actually going to be really weird to see the Raiders on the early Red Zone. They are definitely a mid-to-late afternoon red zone team that they check in on.
It's like 17-3 in the fourth quarter.

Speaker 30 And they're like, oh, here's the field field goal. That's our highlight.
Back to the real games you care about.

Speaker 12 I also, part of me just wants to take the Panthers just because I'm like, ooh, Joe Brady, what he did at LSU. He's going to do it again with the Panthers.

Speaker 30 I'm just upset that

Speaker 30 Rule's not going to be wearing the smock.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 30 I think he loses a couple games early. He's going to bring the smock back.

Speaker 36 Spitting on himself. Browns at Ravens.

Speaker 8 We're going to talk.

Speaker 20 We're going to do PR 101 for Odell Beckham after Tony Hawk.

Speaker 32 I,

Speaker 20 you know what, I'm not going to do it.

Speaker 49 I'm going to wait.

Speaker 30 You like the Browns.

Speaker 41 No, I'm just.

Speaker 30 Oh, no, I know what this is.

Speaker 30 You want to drop the fraud warning?

Speaker 57 No, I'm not going to do it. I'm going to do it.

Speaker 24 Nope, I'm not going to do it.

Speaker 53 All I'll say is

Speaker 55 I'm not going to do it.

Speaker 10 I'm not going to do it.

Speaker 35 They're a very good team.

Speaker 10 Yep.

Speaker 27 Lamar Jackson's a very good quarterback.

Speaker 5 Good for you, Ravens.

Speaker 30 Although, this is another, it will be interesting to see because Stefansky is his first game as a head coach.

Speaker 30 He said, you know what he said today? He's keeping the team hungry. He's going to have 16 captains this year.
Lovely. He said, you don't need a C on your chest to be a great leader.

Speaker 62 Stefansky is.

Speaker 30 Confirmed supporter of the itty-bitty titty committee.

Speaker 5 Stefansky is, if he can read, if he can just read, like I'm talking a book, not even a defense, not nothing.

Speaker 15 If he can read, he's an upgrade from Freddie Kitchens.

Speaker 30 Let me ask you this question.

Speaker 18 If he can not poop his pants on the sidelines and look like an idiot all the time, no offense, Freddie Kitchens.

Speaker 70 You're bad.

Speaker 50 You're really bad.

Speaker 6 That is an instant upgrade.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 30 Is his name Hugh Jackson? No. Okay.
Is his name Freddie Kitchens? No. Is his name Rod Chudzyzinski?

Speaker 80 No.

Speaker 55 Boom.

Speaker 73 Upgrade.

Speaker 61 Upgrade.

Speaker 61 Get excited.

Speaker 35 Bengals, Chargers.

Speaker 31 Bengals going to blow up.

Speaker 54 Buck Saints.

Speaker 4 I'm just going to say Joe Burrow is going to blow him out every single week.

Speaker 36 Buck Saints.

Speaker 27 This will be a very fun game.

Speaker 12 This is our afternoon delicious game where everyone can, the game of the week.

Speaker 30 Joe Buck. Jameis Winston revenge game.

Speaker 18 Jameis Winston.

Speaker 30 Oh, my God. He knows all the secrets of Bruce Arians.
Yeah, he knows all the places that Bruce doesn't want them to pass the ball.

Speaker 6 Here's my hot take about the Bucs in this game.

Speaker 23 I feel like whatever's going to happen week one,

Speaker 26 we're going to overreact to with the Bucs, and it's going to be the exact opposite.

Speaker 15 So if they suck week one, They're going to go 13 and three.

Speaker 24 And if Tom Brady's incredible week one, he's going to fall off a cliff. I think I think it's going to, I think we're going to, no matter which way it goes, we're going to overreact.

Speaker 30 Well, what has to happen is we need the Buccaneers to win and the Patriots to lose, or the Patriots to win and the Buccaneers to lose, so that we can really hammer into that next week and be like storylines.

Speaker 30 Tom made the wrong decision, Tom made the right decision.

Speaker 30 This weekend is a referendum on the life-altering change of course that Tom Brady made. Yeah, storylines can never be taken back.

Speaker 8 Cardinals, 49ers, Super Bowl hangover, except George Kittle.

Speaker 30 Yep, George Kittle, and also

Speaker 30 I just don't think that the Cardinals, do they even have a defense?

Speaker 28 Everyone loves him.

Speaker 68 Well, Isaiah Simmons is a fucking stud who they drafted with the eighth position.

Speaker 30 I will just say I will never think that the Cardinals have a defense, no matter what, especially when Cliff Kingsbury is coaching the team.

Speaker 30 I will look at that team and I will say that man is a Big 12 coach. He doesn't have any landscaping whatsoever in his backyard.
That is not a defensive-oriented football team.

Speaker 8 Tonight was the first step in me realizing DeAndre Hopkins isn't on the the Texans anymore.

Speaker 63 I still am going to need him to score like three or four touchdowns in a Cardinals uniform for me to fully be like, oh, yeah, DeAndre Hopkins on the Cardinals.

Speaker 8 Last one, Cowboys Rams.

Speaker 42 Over. Yep.

Speaker 40 That's all I had to do.

Speaker 79 Actually, I'll start there.

Speaker 6 Let's start with our picks.

Speaker 67 Over.

Speaker 51 That will be my over pick.

Speaker 52 That's my over.

Speaker 30 That's your over. That's my fast turf.

Speaker 7 Enough said. Yeah, enough said.

Speaker 62 Hank, what's your over pick?

Speaker 30 Patriots. Patriots.
Okay.

Speaker 67 Underdog.

Speaker 42 Hank.

Speaker 6 You're not prepared for this. My underdog.

Speaker 40 You did forget we did this?

Speaker 72 You did forget.

Speaker 3 Okay, Bengals plus three and a half.

Speaker 30 My underdog is the Washington football team, the team with no name, plus five and a half.

Speaker 35 Okay,

Speaker 18 Hank, we'll come back to you.

Speaker 6 My under is the Packers-Vikings under 45.

Speaker 23 Lock it up.

Speaker 30 Okay, I've got the Cardinals 49ers at 48.

Speaker 67 Okay.

Speaker 6 That's your under. That's my under.

Speaker 30 That's your under. Although I just said a second second ago that the Cardinals don't have a defense, but that's fine.
I don't give a shit. You know what? If it was 49,

Speaker 30 that would be a sign, and I would say yes. Yeah.
Take the over. But since it's not, I'm taking the under.

Speaker 70 Bears are my underdog.

Speaker 79 Bears are under.

Speaker 17 Nice, Hank.

Speaker 30 Good pick. Pander pick.

Speaker 15 Good pick.

Speaker 12 And then my favorite is going to be the Bills, minus six and a half.

Speaker 30 That's what I had as well. Badass.
Yep. The Jets are the Jets.

Speaker 36 Same on two of them.

Speaker 30 The Jets are the Jets, and they will continue to be the Jets until proven otherwise. Correct.

Speaker 50 Hank, you want want to clean up whatever you got left?

Speaker 56 Stillers for my favorite.

Speaker 31 Okay.

Speaker 30 That's Monday. That's Monday.
That's okay.

Speaker 56 We don't include money now. Yeah, you can.

Speaker 30 You can do whatever you want. Do whatever you want.

Speaker 56 And then Seahawks Falcons for my overhead.

Speaker 31 Okay.

Speaker 30 So you're not a believer in Joe Judge.

Speaker 30 I think the Giants might come out hot.

Speaker 36 I mean, they're the only team that's been tackling.

Speaker 30 They're just going to prove

Speaker 30 so excited to not meet each other.

Speaker 65 All right, and I have my can't lose parlay, the first one of the year.

Speaker 33 It cannot lose.

Speaker 67 Eagles, Colts, Bills,

Speaker 14 one to win 1.5. That will not lose.

Speaker 67 Eagles, Colts, Bills.

Speaker 41 That will not lose.

Speaker 65 There's no chance that loses.

Speaker 7 The can't-lose parlay is back, and it cannot lose.

Speaker 41 It will not lose.

Speaker 67 Agreed?

Speaker 73 Billy? I agree.

Speaker 8 Thank you, Billy.

Speaker 17 I just need one person to tell me it cannot lose.

Speaker 36 I just said it can't lose.

Speaker 30 Colts,

Speaker 48 who else? Colts? Eagles?

Speaker 53 Eagles, Bills.

Speaker 41 Moneyline? Cannot lose.

Speaker 73 Moneyline cannot lose.

Speaker 38 I'm telling you right now, there is no way it loses because it is the can't.

Speaker 15 It says it right in the name, PFT.

Speaker 6 Do I need to refresh you on what the can't lose?

Speaker 12 It says can't lose parlay.

Speaker 2 I think you're forgetting.

Speaker 41 Parlay cannot lose.

Speaker 2 I think you're forgetting

Speaker 30 that I said just a moment ago that Eagles aren't bird alert.

Speaker 6 The Eagles are going to beat the Washington football team.

Speaker 63 The Colts are going to beat the Jaguars and the Bills are going to beat the Jets and the can't lose parlay will march on 1-0.

Speaker 26 Okay, let's get to.

Speaker 19 Oh, so you want to introduce this before we get to Tony Hawk?

Speaker 6 We're going to do something a little different.

Speaker 30 Yeah, so we're going to fuck around with Fancy Fuck Boys a little bit this year.

Speaker 30 They will be making their return, but we're going to switch it up on a weekly basis between some new friends that we've got. So, this, what is it? What are we calling this one? I don't know.

Speaker 30 The Fancy Lax Bros.

Speaker 51 Fancy Lax Bros.

Speaker 18 Hank, do you want to start?

Speaker 30 Sure.

Speaker 33 Nice.

Speaker 56 My name's Ronald Swift. My stardom is shitty college basketball teams.

Speaker 56 Participation trophy culture struck again, and they want to put 365 teams in the

Speaker 56 March Madness bracket. So if your team sucks, it doesn't matter because you'll still get a chance at the championship.

Speaker 67 Bruh.

Speaker 30 That's pretty chill, though, if you don't have the championship pedigree or whatever. I know Duke is pretty sweet.
UVA, they win a lot, but like Johns Hopkins, they never get a chance.

Speaker 56 for sure my sit him is Joe Rogan I know like all my friends probably like what the fuck dude like this but his new podcast studio sucks

Speaker 56 oh dude no harsh vibes what is Jamie still there and he's getting censored by Spotify like he just switched over there and they can't even get his old podcast he took Alex Jones off it's like that dude's just a trip man just can't even know free speech anymore it's fucked up dude it's crazy Jamie pull up the first amendment and uh my sit him is Jarvis Landry everyone everyone's talking about the poop poop when they talk about the browns but after this week i think they're gonna be talking about the juice oh the juice and the poop juicinator

Speaker 15 eat clean uh billy you want to go bro yo my name's billy

Speaker 59 billy yo my name's buckley digby

Speaker 30 my stardom is oil changes yeah just take clean piss Catheter, oil change. My situm

Speaker 30 is also important for upkeep on your Wrangler

Speaker 30 Yeah, dude Do it yourself sure

Speaker 30 for sure dude my sit him is gender reveals because only you can stop forest fires. Yeah fuck fire.
Yeah, you shouldn't get a gender reveal until you're like old enough to show you got balls, you know

Speaker 12 digby give us a fucking sick animal fact dude

Speaker 48 You already tiptoed

Speaker 50 or do you sleep my sleeper is

Speaker 32 fucking sick of Nimble Facts.

Speaker 31 You're braided.

Speaker 40 You're brain. Bro, you beefed it.

Speaker 31 Hayden.

Speaker 46 You beefed this, dude.

Speaker 30 Dude, fuck's his name again.

Speaker 73 Hayden Hurst.

Speaker 78 Pinotarius.

Speaker 59 He's a tight end.

Speaker 32 Yeah, dude.

Speaker 57 He's fucking tight, bro.

Speaker 40 Dude, he's so tight.

Speaker 30 And he's actually going to pick you up some points.

Speaker 28 Do you say on the Hawks?

Speaker 30 Because he's on the Hawks.

Speaker 31 Yeah, the Hawks. The Hawks.
The S-Hawks.

Speaker 48 The Hawks.

Speaker 30 The Hawks. He's got DK Metcalf.

Speaker 10 Wait, is he on the Atlanta Hawks?

Speaker 30 As the crow flies, there's no falcons.

Speaker 21 Atlanta Falcons, Seattle Falcons.

Speaker 30 He's on the Falcons.

Speaker 32 Hayden Hurst.

Speaker 23 Thanks.

Speaker 30 Thanks, Buckley.

Speaker 30 What's up, guys? It's Weston Preston IV Jr.

Speaker 30 I'm starting my dad's boat. You got to start your dad's boat this weekend.
It's pretty chill. BUI is about to expire.
The boat's good to go. Get on the water, do a lake and wake.

Speaker 30 It's also September, so no more sunscreen. Sun's done.
You don't have to lather up once summer's officially over. SPF season, see you get to raise bacon and the chicks naked.

Speaker 33 Nice.

Speaker 30 My sit-in, I'm sitting, Odell Beckham.

Speaker 19 Sit-in, dude?

Speaker 40 Don't get political.

Speaker 30 I'm letting him sit on me. He's sitting.
Odell Beckham's sitting. Baker's going to be cooking up his fudge, tossing it right at his chest.

Speaker 30 And it's going to bounce right off his numbers. Odell Beckham, I'm sitting him rubbing stinky hands this week.
Dude, Baker's so chill. So many commercials.
Baker's a good dude.

Speaker 30 I like him in the middle. Yeah, dude, you got to get that merch money.

Speaker 30 Dude, he's got so many commercials and his touchdowns and interception ratio.

Speaker 66 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 30 That sounds like.

Speaker 68 Digsby, you're being a fucking loser.

Speaker 30 That sounds like numbers. I know him being a downer man.

Speaker 47 No, and you're being a posed.

Speaker 30 You know, only stat I care about is how chill you are. He's an 11.
His chill to pull ratio is actually.

Speaker 30 Did you say his pull ratio? His chill to pull ratio.

Speaker 30 Oh, I was going to say, like,

Speaker 30 how chill he is and how much of a chill.

Speaker 32 How much gas he pulls?

Speaker 30 Yeah, his chilling

Speaker 30 to pull ratio. He's always just hanging down by the waves.

Speaker 15 What do you got for your sleeper?

Speaker 30 My sleeper,

Speaker 30 I'm sleeping GHB.

Speaker 30 That's my sleeper. If you want to get bundled but stay keto, it's GHB all the way.
Sick. For the boys only.

Speaker 70 For the boys only.

Speaker 30 Keep it responsible. It can't fall into the wrong hands or else I'll lose my scholarship again.
We are just

Speaker 30 yeah, that's right. Just got to be smart.
A zillion milliliters this weekend, bros.

Speaker 59 Yeah.

Speaker 47 Zilly, zilly.

Speaker 10 Sillies.

Speaker 30 Alright, my stardom is Josh Allen. That dude is fucking so sick.
He throws it so far. Top cheddar of the stadium.

Speaker 68 Dude, I once fucking played a little

Speaker 30 froth with with Josh and

Speaker 30 talk about banging chains. Yeah, let's bang the chains, bang them chains.

Speaker 46 Are you okay with that?

Speaker 30 I played Beard Eye with Sam Darnold once.

Speaker 50 Did you actually? Yeah.

Speaker 43 You got mono, bro. I did.

Speaker 30 Yeah.

Speaker 66 Oh, man.

Speaker 8 Alright, my sitem is your chick taking your favorite hoodie after

Speaker 30 After you have a bang sash.

Speaker 43 That's back.

Speaker 47 Yeah, it's fall.

Speaker 30 But then you get to be like, hey,

Speaker 30 I need my hoodie back. And then you go over to her apartment and bang sash.
Then she bang sash double down on it.

Speaker 79 She looks kind of tight though in that sick like when she wears your letters.

Speaker 73 Simp.

Speaker 79 And then my sit him is Skip Balis or Sleeper is Skip Balis.

Speaker 78 I'm starting to think

Speaker 40 Skip Balis kind of...

Speaker 12 Oh, I forgot to say my name, by the way.

Speaker 66 I'm Brody Wolf.

Speaker 30 I'm starting to think that Skip Balis kind of fucking sucks, dude. He's not chill anymore.

Speaker 31 Dude, he's kind of an asshole.

Speaker 30 I respect the fact that he has the microwave down at penis level to cook up your piss if you got to do an oil change. Dude, I wish that

Speaker 30 he zapped his whole balls off. It should have zapped his whole face off.

Speaker 67 Yeah. All right.

Speaker 52 That's, we'll see how that goes.

Speaker 32 I thought that gross.

Speaker 31 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Skip Ellis does suck, by the way.

Speaker 36 We should at least mention that

Speaker 35 one of the worst takes ever.

Speaker 5 It's rare that

Speaker 38 everyone online kind of hates Skip Ellis.

Speaker 15 We actually like him in an ironic fashion.

Speaker 16 But this time it's like, no, dude, this isn't even funny.

Speaker 27 Ironically, you're just a dick.

Speaker 30 I like him just the same way that you like an animal, like a very dangerous animal at the zoo that you can look at and observe, but you don't want to get into the enclosure with him or else he'll get shot.

Speaker 2 He basically said, Dak Prescott, whose brother

Speaker 36 died via suicide.

Speaker 43 I don't know how to say that correctly.

Speaker 26 He died, he committed suicide,

Speaker 73 I think, in April or March.

Speaker 53 Dak opened up about struggling with depression, and it was like everything that we have done as a society when it comes to mental health,

Speaker 26 these are the type of moments that you hope for where a guy can say, hey, I've been dealing with some stuff.

Speaker 2 Like, I'm open about it.

Speaker 12 I'm showing you I'm vulnerable.

Speaker 8 We talked about this with Kevin Love a couple weeks ago.

Speaker 3 That's how people's lives get saved.

Speaker 8 That's how you make a difference.

Speaker 6 And Skip Bayless basically just shit on it, being like, Yeah, like he showed a moment of weakness.

Speaker 26 He's the leader of the Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 60 This isn't a leader quality, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 30 Fuck you, Skip Bayless.

Speaker 30 I think that, in a weird way, one of the sickest parts of what he said was that he was saying that the real issue here was that you can't be the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys and have something like this.

Speaker 30 In Skip Bayless's weird brain, you could be the quarterback of the Los Angeles Chargers

Speaker 30 or the Jaguars, and it's okay to do this. But this is a Dallas.

Speaker 30 In Skip Bayless's mind, the best job in the world that should have the most perfect person in it in the world is the Dallas Cowboys quarterback. And obviously, they are people as well.

Speaker 30 Skip doesn't, I guess, realize that. But also, in a weird way, in a Rudy Gobert type way, Skip might have actually been a hero of mental illness

Speaker 30 because he got everybody to talk about what a shithead he is for having this terrible take, and maybe more people paid attention to it. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 18 skip is skip a hero who's to say yeah the big question is going to be whether or not uh he actually apologizes we saw fox release a statement it seems like probably everyone at like fox and fs uh one is like what the fuck dude like why why

Speaker 4 but will skip apologize we were we were actually talking about it before the show

Speaker 36 he i have a feeling he's going to be like I didn't, that's not what I meant.

Speaker 17 But the unfortunate, or actually not unfortunate, the reality of it for Skip Bayless is he was very clear what he meant.

Speaker 30 Yeah, it was actually, it was actually like a very well-put together argument of the worst point ever.

Speaker 73 Right.

Speaker 40 Like, I know straightforward.

Speaker 12 I know this is what I mean.

Speaker 35 It sucks.

Speaker 30 You can't argue way out. Maybe you could pull a Tom Brennan and say, like, I've never said those words before in my life.
I've never said that.

Speaker 30 It was a slip of the tongue. I didn't mean to say that you should not show weakness if your brother committed suicide and you're in one of the most high stressful positions in the world.

Speaker 30 Like, maybe that's his excuse about it. I don't know what it's going to be.
He could always do the, and there's a long drive to left fielder.

Speaker 55 Castillanos.

Speaker 28 Two nothing ball game.

Speaker 10 Yeah, so yeah, he's a dick.

Speaker 4 Skip Bayless, you're canceled, bro.

Speaker 52 And you know what?

Speaker 30 If you're Dak Prescott, it certainly doesn't help things that Skip Bayless is your biggest fan in the world.

Speaker 30 You know, like you always have to deal in the back of your mind with the fact that you did something along the way that made Skip Bayless really like you. Yes.
That's got to be soul-crushing.

Speaker 18 Yes, absolutely. So yeah, Skip, fuck you, dude.

Speaker 28 Okay, before we we get to Tony Hawk, a quick word from our friends.

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Speaker 46 Okay, here he is, Tony Hawk.

Speaker 19 Okay, we now welcome on recurring guest, friend of the program, legend of the game.

Speaker 17 It is Tony Hawk.

Speaker 77 He is back.

Speaker 65 Tony Hawk, Pro Skater 1 and 2, has

Speaker 73 come out.

Speaker 7 It has been remastered.

Speaker 62 We're very, very excited.

Speaker 65 Let's start there, Tony.

Speaker 36 What has the reception been?

Speaker 65 Because it's a tricky thing to do, a nostalgic game that we all loved as kids to remaster it and try to have a new generation fall in love with it.

Speaker 62 What has been the reception so far?

Speaker 84 So far, so good.

Speaker 84 I've had a ton of positive comments. It's gotten great reviews, but also it's more just the fans.
Like I see the tags out on social media and they're out of their mind excited.

Speaker 84 A lot of them have been playing the demo, so they had a taste of what they were getting into. But now that it's the full release, they are

Speaker 84 very happy about it from what I can tell.

Speaker 30 Yeah, so the original Tony Hawk Pro Skater games, they were like among the highest rated video games, I think, just of all time across any sort of platform whatsoever.

Speaker 30 They're like all ranked like 9.5, 9.6, 9.7 on any website. So when you're sitting down trying to figure out how to remake that and how to like recapture that success, what did you decide? Like, okay,

Speaker 30 here are the things that need to be updated and changed. And then this is where we're going to stay and stick with what we know that the people like?

Speaker 84 It was more about keeping that

Speaker 84 gameplay, that motion, those controls intact. And that was probably the biggest...

Speaker 84 the most pressure that we had because we knew the hardcore fans were that was going to be their immediate measure of how good it is.

Speaker 84 But luckily, there are, you know, some of the original designers are still floating around.

Speaker 84 One of the original best players who ended up actually working for Neversoft later on because he was so good at the game, he consulted on this. And so we had the right team in place.

Speaker 84 And I feel like Vicarious Visions, who was the developer, they were so passionate about it. They did not want to, you know, they were handed this very precious cargo.
They didn't want to blow it.

Speaker 52 yeah.

Speaker 30 That that guy's job, by the way, sounds sick. That's like every kid's dream growing up.
It's like, I got so good at this video game, they just hired me to play it all the time.

Speaker 30 Yes, good for that guy, also

Speaker 61 the name Neversoft THPS.

Speaker 84 You can look him up, okay?

Speaker 81 Hell yeah, name Neversoft is just like, I don't know why, and we've we talked about this last time, but like something about California companies, California people, they just come up with the coolest names, the coolest brands.

Speaker 36 Like, why didn't we ever think of Neversoft?

Speaker 84 Neversoft, it was like if you say you're hard the opposite of hank yeah that's weird but like neversoft that's cool or no fear yeah i don't know i don't know if it would be as well received now in the current climate but back then you know they were pretty renegade yeah always hard

Speaker 30 like if you were to give an east coaster an opportunity to name a company we'd probably be like hard assard all the time right and everybody like yo that name sucks but you're just neversoft neversoft chill right um

Speaker 30 What did you guys decide to do about the soundtrack? Did you keep the original soundtrack?

Speaker 84 Quite a bit of it, yeah and i think some of the more iconic tracks in the first two games are the ones people are going to expect and and we kept them in there and then uh we updated it as well um i had some influence on that and they went out looking for more uh newer bands that represent the sound and the vibe of skating and i think it's a really well-routed soundtrack for sure we're gonna have superman again of course nice love it So I saw that you were doing some stuff with our friend Nick Mercks on Twitch, and you've been kind of all over the place.

Speaker 36 And it dawned dawned on me are Twitch streamers like the 2020 version of skateboarders when you were coming up like the profession that people a lot of parents are probably like you can never make money doing this the rest of society kind of looks down on it and now you see like 2020 twitch streamers are having their heyday i'm sure you had that moment where it was satisfying being like yup told you i could make a like a great living off of this do you see any correlation with that like kind of the fringe of society that is now becoming mainstream?

Speaker 84 Sure, I see a lot of parallels, especially people following their passion and doing something they're good at and finally getting an audience for it.

Speaker 84 I mean, Twitch is obviously the perfect venue for that. With skating,

Speaker 84 I never imagined I'd be making money at it. I never imagined I'd be doing it into my adult life.
So all of this has just been gravy and just an amazing surprise.

Speaker 84 um but i i applaud those guys like if they if they can stay entertaining and producing content by playing video games games, then it's all the power to them.

Speaker 30 Have you ever been on a live stream with Nick Mercks before? He did it just now.

Speaker 84 I have not.

Speaker 32 Oh, I did

Speaker 32 tomorrow.

Speaker 31 Oh, it's tomorrow.

Speaker 75 Yeah.

Speaker 84 I've done one Twitch live stream, and it was playing my game with Finn Wolfhard from Stranger Things.

Speaker 70 Oh, nice.

Speaker 30 Okay. So, I mean, you're going to be pulling in some numbers tomorrow, I imagine, when you go live with Nick Merckx.
I don't know how familiar you are.

Speaker 84 You know what? I made it to end this interview early so I can go practice some more.

Speaker 30 Yeah, well, we can get you trained because the chat that's going to be coming at you is going to be pretty hard. I don't know if you've read the comments on Twitch streams, but like we can.

Speaker 84 Yeah, but I'm going to be more focused on the game, so I'm going to have to tune everything out and just focus.

Speaker 27 Also, Nick Merck's fans are a little bit nicer than the people who watch our streams and just basically fuck with us the whole time.

Speaker 15 But you'll be fine. You'll be a natural.
You got this.

Speaker 33 I'm not worried about it.

Speaker 31 Tony Hollywood.

Speaker 84 I'm going to be blissfully ignorant of all the chat.

Speaker 24 Yes, yes.

Speaker 36 How many, so you just mentioned that you never thought you'd be skateboarding well into your adult life. I saw the video for your birthday.

Speaker 80 You did the, what was it? Was it McTwisty? Was that what it was? What did you do? A McTwisty?

Speaker 84 Oh, yeah, the

Speaker 84 God Milk Challenge.

Speaker 84 I did a McTwist while holding a glass of milk.

Speaker 46 Yes.

Speaker 30 So how many takes was that?

Speaker 84 That was it. That was one and done.

Speaker 75 No, we'll cut this part, but how many takes was it?

Speaker 84 That was it, I promise you i honest okay here's the thing i had tried to do some basic tricks and i kept spilling a little bit while i was on my way down from the trick and i said well we got something why don't i try and make twists and it'll just explode everywhere and that'll be that'll be like the great failure that is honestly was my my whole goal was that there's no way that this will work right so why not just make it crazy and it'll all like break the chain of the got milk challenge and when i tried it it stayed in the glass.

Speaker 84 That was it. Like, it was, it was a total happy accident.

Speaker 30 You accidentally succeeded at the trick.

Speaker 40 Right.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 84 Man, it was, and I spilled less on that than I did on the basic tricks.

Speaker 36 How, how much of a narc did I just sound like when I called it a McTwistie?

Speaker 6 Like, I feel so uncool knowing that it's a McTwist.

Speaker 84 Well, everyone, I mean, there was a lot of cliches going around. They said it was the milk twist, so you're forgiven.
It's okay.

Speaker 49 Okay, thank you.

Speaker 30 I used to wear like birdhouse clothes and airwalk shoes and maybe like some DC shoes back when i was in middle school but i didn't skateboard was i a poser no it just means you you appreciated skate fashion hell yeah are you kidding me what you think you think all these kids wearing thrasher shirts and supreme skate well yeah but then when somebody calls you a poser you feel like i just consider them i i consider them consumers Okay, I was a good consumer of yours back in the day, but I was a consumer, yes.

Speaker 84 You know what? On behalf of Birdhouse, I appreciate your consumption.

Speaker 30 Yeah, people were like, yo, why are you wearing birdhouse shirts? You don't even skate.

Speaker 30 I'd be like, well, I want to put some money in my good friend tony hawk's pocket so yeah thank you very much no problem um i i wanted to dive into something like this is almost a mental thing that i think that you are kind of unique with uh when you did the 900 right after you did that you know other people are able to do it they go out there and they kind of see that it's possible to be done and they can emulate it and i think that it's kind of crazy that like you were the first person to do it and then kind of the damn broke because people were able to realize that it was possible after you did it what was it for you that like made you think that something was possible that nobody had ever done before that like gave you the confidence to be like, yeah, like Roger Bannister is like, I don't care that no one's ran a four-minute mile before.

Speaker 30 I'll do it. And then, you know, everybody else does after the fact.
What was it about you that made you different that made you believe that you could do it?

Speaker 84 Well, I always loved. exploring what's next and trying to take tricks to the next level or trying to combine certain tricks.

Speaker 84 So that has always been my big goal in skating was to keep breaking boundaries. And so when I had learned 720s,

Speaker 84 I thought, well, the next stage obviously is 900. How do I get that extra turn? And I just kept working at it little by little.

Speaker 84 I think it was just more in my mind, I had all the pieces. I knew how to spin.

Speaker 84 I knew how to adjust my body. I just need to figure out how to land it.
And so I never thought, oh, this is just not possible at all. It was just more like,

Speaker 84 I got to keep chipping away at it. And it took its toll for sure.
I mean, I broke a rib at one point trying it.

Speaker 16 So you had a video that went viral.

Speaker 36 It was like probably a week ago, two weeks ago, where you were helping Sky Brown, a 12-year-old

Speaker 21 girl, do the mega ramp.

Speaker 62 What was the backstory behind that?

Speaker 65 Because she is way cooler than I'll ever be.

Speaker 6 And it was like awesome to see that and everyone trying to encourage her. But what was the backstory?

Speaker 84 Well, she had been considering jumping on that ramp she she had actually been going it's my friend elliot's ramp she had been going to his house and skating the landing part of that ramp and and skating the big quarter pipes and getting comfortable with that kind of speed and that kind of size and uh i saw her a few days before that and she said i really want to jump the thing will you come help me through it And I hadn't actually done it in a few years myself.

Speaker 84 So I thought, yeah, let's learn it together.

Speaker 84 And so we kind of both were egging each other on. I finally did it a couple of times and I told her

Speaker 84 it's not as scary as you think it is. And she had already gone down a ramp that was bigger than that one, but not jumped a gap.

Speaker 84 And I just said, if you make it down this ramp, your momentum is going to take you over the gap. So there's no worry about that.
And

Speaker 84 then you saw what happened. She did it.

Speaker 34 It was an awesome.

Speaker 84 In fact, I just saw,

Speaker 84 this is all kind of on the DL, but I just saw a video of her there yesterday. She did a 360 over that thing.

Speaker 48 What?

Speaker 65 I mean, it's such a cool, like heartwarming video.

Speaker 14 It's got to be, I would imagine, fulfilling to have

Speaker 36 like a 12-year-old skater still look up to you and be like, you know, Tony Hawk, you're a legend.

Speaker 44 You know, that doesn't happen a lot in sports.

Speaker 60 When you talk about like,

Speaker 62 you know, an NFL player retires when he's 60, people don't still think about them as like, you know, that way and that reverence where you have skaters who are still asking for your advice.

Speaker 72 That's got to be pretty fulfilling, I'd imagine.

Speaker 84 Yeah, I mean, that's, I think that that's the best I can do these days, too, is just sort of pass on my experience and my knowledge to a newer generation.

Speaker 84 Um, and I mean, make no mistake, Skye is fully capable of doing that all on her own.

Speaker 84 I just give her a little more confidence and incentive to do it because I can see what she is capable of, and sometimes she just needs that little

Speaker 84 push.

Speaker 30 If Tony Hawk was born in

Speaker 30 2010, let's say that you're 10 years old right now, do you think that you would get as into skateboarding as you did when you were coming up?

Speaker 30 Because I know that the dynamics changed a little bit where now you have, I guess, more like, you know, there have been more people in front of you, but it's less counterculture now than I think that it was back in the day, which I think the counterculture kind of was attractive for a lot of people that started skateboarding in the 80s and in the 90s.

Speaker 30 So if you were born right now, do you think that you would be more inclined to be a skateboarder, or do you think you'd be kind of less inclined?

Speaker 84 I think I would be inclined to be a skater yeah i think there's something that that drew me to it that was not about just being rebellious or being an outcast it was more about the the possibilities and the the idea that you can do it at your own pace and and on your own terms and not have to listen to a coach i mean that that's really it for me so um it was hard for me back then you know it was hard for me because

Speaker 84 I was ousted by

Speaker 84 my peers, my classmates, because I chose to skate. And then when I got into skating, I was considered an outcast because I was so little and my style was so sort of

Speaker 84 robotic. And so for me, that was really hard to be

Speaker 84 not accepted in either realm, and especially in the sport that I end up loving. So now I feel like there's much more acceptance.
There's much more support, no matter how you choose to skate.

Speaker 84 And I think I would have enjoyed that very much.

Speaker 65 Did you ever have a moment where someone who maybe not picked on you, but was like, skating is stupid, play,

Speaker 65 excuse me, play a real sport and you ran into them like 20 years later and you're like, well, that sucks.

Speaker 31 I'm Tony Hawk.

Speaker 84 It's funny because I think I've actually managed to cross through the other side where for sure that was the narrative about skating when I was young was that, why are you still skating?

Speaker 84 You know, that's a kid's toy. That's like doing yo-yos or hula hoops.

Speaker 84 And that was the attitude. And then when I was in my 20s, I had some success in my late teens.
And then my 20s is when I was still trying to skate.

Speaker 84 And then that's when it was like, what, how could you possibly still skate? You were a grown man.

Speaker 42 Like, what is wrong with you?

Speaker 84 And now

Speaker 84 I've sort of pushed through to the other side where it's like, hey, that's amazing. He's 50 and he can still ride a skateboard.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 83 You should, you know what you need to do?

Speaker 65 You need to find someone who is like a real jerk to you when you're growing up and then bring them to the mega ramp and make a viral video of you being like, you got this, dude, you got this.

Speaker 21 And they clearly won't have it, and then they break all their bones.

Speaker 84 Hmm, I feel like there's a there's a lot of liability.

Speaker 16 No, no, no, no, they did it themselves.

Speaker 5 You just give them the sky brown, like it's super easy.

Speaker 83 A 12-year-old girl just did this, you got this man, and it's like a 50-year-old dude who was mean to you in high school, and he tries to, you know, shoot the gap, and he just totally biffs and breaks every bone in his body.

Speaker 36 And you're like, gotcha, man.

Speaker 27 Like, this was 40 years coming.

Speaker 84 Haha, jokes on you.

Speaker 32 Yeah, you never have to.

Speaker 84 I think

Speaker 84 I take my success as the ultimate revenge, so I'm okay.

Speaker 23 Okay, fair, fair.

Speaker 15 You're probably a bigger man than us.

Speaker 30 What about a senior tour for skateboarders? That'd be pretty fun, wouldn't it? Like, have a bunch of like older people.

Speaker 85 Yeah, I'd be an age of like 60 or 70.

Speaker 84 If I can get the AARP to sponsor an event, I'm in.

Speaker 30 That would be actually awesome to watch if there's like 60-year-old skateboarders going up and down the half pipe, like catching sick air.

Speaker 6 You just dominate.

Speaker 68 You're like Phil Mickelson, who just went into the senior tour of golf, and it's just like the first day that he was eligible, he just dominated.

Speaker 80 You should just make the division and just kick everyone's ass.

Speaker 84 We'll see, there's a lot of possibilities. And there's a lot of people still skating at my age.
So,

Speaker 84 you know, let's see what let's see where it takes us.

Speaker 30 So, you said that when you were like in your 20s and well-established, people would be like, man, I can't believe you're still skating. Like,

Speaker 30 when does a skateboarder peak?

Speaker 57 Well,

Speaker 84 it's tricky because it's so subjective and it's such an art form that it's hard to say.

Speaker 84 Like, I know that I feel like I was skating, I was, I was taking a lot more risks and doing more flashy tricks, say, 15 years ago.

Speaker 84 But there are tricks that I'm learning now that I hadn't thought of back then.

Speaker 84 So, I feel like in some ways I'm better now, but I know that I could have done all the crazy spinning moves and bigger air stuff back then.

Speaker 84 So, it really depends on what your, what your flavor of skating is.

Speaker 23 You're a crafty vet now.

Speaker 36 Was there a moment though that you realized like the athleticism has has kind of not escaped you, but a part of it?

Speaker 80 Like, ooh, can't do that exact trick anymore.

Speaker 84 Yeah, for sure. Actually, it was a couple of years ago.

Speaker 84 I did a video on my 50th birthday where I went through 50 tricks that I had created through the years,

Speaker 84 and there were probably

Speaker 84 five to 10 tricks in that segment that I know that's the last time I'm ever going to do them. Wow.

Speaker 57 That's a pretty good thing.

Speaker 84 The risk to reward is just not worth it.

Speaker 30 It's actually great to know that that's the last time that you're going to do it instead instead of finding out that it's the last time you're going to do it afterwards and be like well i just broke my anger pretty cool i i do have i do have closure on a couple tricks that i feel really good about that's awesome uh have you been mistaken for tony hawk anywhere recently all the time

Speaker 14 uh

Speaker 84 in fact it happens so often people and people think i make up those scenarios like on twitter

Speaker 84 um those are just the ones that are entertaining enough to share

Speaker 84 but the other times it's just kind of it's just sort of cliche like hey man, you look like Tony Hawk. Oh, yeah, oh, that's cool.
See ya.

Speaker 24 It is really, uh, I think our co-worker Coley wrote a blog about how you've somehow reached the almost perfect level of fame where you're famous, but you also can go places and not be like completely hassled.

Speaker 27 And a lot of people will do the double take, like, is that Tony Hawk?

Speaker 43 Oh, okay, yeah, I think it is, but I'm not going to bother him.

Speaker 84 Uh, I would agree, yes, where it'll be like Tony Hawk. It's not enough fame that it'll get you in the door places and maybe get you good reservations at restaurants.

Speaker 84 And you're also not enough that you're followed by a paparazzi.

Speaker 31 Right. Yeah.

Speaker 30 And you're rich, which is if you're going to be famous, you want to make sure to have that rich equation. Otherwise, what's the point?

Speaker 84 Yeah, I think that those

Speaker 84 two things should go hand in hand, but don't necessarily.

Speaker 18 Yeah, so I had two last questions actually about things we talked about last time.

Speaker 26 Hez,

Speaker 81 did anyone mention the Bony Cock nickname to you after we talked about it last time you were on?

Speaker 84 No, but

Speaker 84 that was something that I said in high school.

Speaker 30 So

Speaker 84 I still do hear echoes of that. I don't know if it stems from your show or not, but

Speaker 52 this was me just rebranding it.

Speaker 84 It's funny in those days, especially like elementary school and junior high is when I got that nickname.

Speaker 84 We just called it getting picked on.

Speaker 84 Now we know it as bullying and now there's all these resources for it. But back then you said that suck it up.

Speaker 73 Yeah.

Speaker 26 Well, so people, please, if you see Tony Hawk, first, verify that it's Tony Hawk, and second, don't call him Bony Cock.

Speaker 84 I mean, I, you know what? I, whatever you want to, hey, if you recognize me, I'm thankful in the chat

Speaker 30 in the chat tomorrow. On the screen with Nick Mercks, do not say Bony Cock.
Yes, don't say it, don't do it. You, yes, I'm talking to you.
Delete it, don't say it. Okay, that should clear it up, Tom.

Speaker 40 Yeah, you'll have no problem in the chat tomorrow.

Speaker 48 Thank you.

Speaker 42 Thank you.

Speaker 84 Yeah, yeah. That's like the, you know, what the Barbara Streisand effect is.

Speaker 42 Yes, yes.

Speaker 49 Yep.

Speaker 31 Sure do. We're quite.

Speaker 84 Thanks for alerting people to that so that they will not participate in it.

Speaker 10 Do not say Boney Cook.

Speaker 28 Yeah, do not say Bony Cook.

Speaker 30 Say you say Barbara Streisand in the chat.

Speaker 30 Let's see. Do you have another question?

Speaker 18 Oh, yeah, yeah. So I have my last question.

Speaker 53 It was the beefy question.

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Speaker 18 So the other thing we talked about,

Speaker 35 Jackass.

Speaker 24 We had Steve-O on a couple weeks ago.

Speaker 6 He said that they started filming the new Jackass movie.

Speaker 84 The first week was incredible, and then coronavirus happened uh i think when you came on you said that you didn't even know if they were gonna do another movie will you be in this one let's put it this way i i have planted that seed yes and i have seen some footage that

Speaker 27 made me laugh until i almost puked oh yes you got to get in it you got to get in from everything steve-oh said this is going to be like you know i think there's a vibe of these guys are washed up so they're going going to go even further to make sure that they tell everyone they're not washed up.

Speaker 47 So you have to be a part of that.

Speaker 84 I saw three just still photos, and they were next level.

Speaker 30 Oh, my God. I'm so excited.
Just being able to laugh at a still picture of this movie is going to be amazing.

Speaker 23 Yes.

Speaker 30 I did have one last question.

Speaker 30 So when you were making the original Tony Hawk, I remember that there was a scene that had to be cut out because it was like right after 9-11 that the game shipped, and there was a scene in an airport with like terrorists who got replaced by pickpockets.

Speaker 30 In this new one, are we going to get the original scene or is it still going to be the pickpockets?

Speaker 84 That was not in the first two games.

Speaker 22 Okay.

Speaker 84 But we will stay true to the series. So

Speaker 84 it'll be pickpockets.

Speaker 84 Whatever was on the release, that's where we're going.

Speaker 45 Got it.

Speaker 26 Pro tip, if you do

Speaker 27 another update of it, you guys should add a Karen character who comes and tries to steal everyone's skateboard and tells them, like, I won't wear a mask.

Speaker 81 That's like, I know my rights.

Speaker 30 Barbecue Becky shows up and she's like,

Speaker 40 she's like, hey, get out of here.

Speaker 31 Oh, you're not allowed to skateboard.

Speaker 41 And then you can go on the game.

Speaker 65 You can go and you can

Speaker 81 tweet the video and have her canceled and fired from her job at like Fidelity.

Speaker 31 Oh, man.

Speaker 84 That would be cool. You're getting way too real now.

Speaker 57 No, but that would be cool.

Speaker 84 I like our fantasy world of crazy skate tricks and

Speaker 84 grinding on high wire.

Speaker 31 No, yeah, you should just be the final boss.

Speaker 30 You got to have the man that you're fighting against a little bit. Right.
You know, like security, you had to dodge the mall cops and stuff.

Speaker 30 You should have like a Karen that shows up with a cell phone in her hand and her husband, who's like standing behind her,

Speaker 30 looking a little embarrassed because his wife's causing a scene, but you know he won't say anything. And then eventually he steps in front of her and he's like, you kids go home.

Speaker 30 I'm going to tell your dad.

Speaker 35 That's how you beat the game.

Speaker 10 Getting Karen canceled.

Speaker 84 So foot plant the Karen.

Speaker 31 Yeah.

Speaker 31 Yes.

Speaker 32 Yes.

Speaker 50 Just something to think about if you want to

Speaker 40 bring us on.

Speaker 31 Ollie off your face.

Speaker 46 Yeah, right.

Speaker 75 We got this.

Speaker 84 We'll plant all the Karens.

Speaker 52 Yes, yes.

Speaker 30 That'd be awesome.

Speaker 67 Yes.

Speaker 21 Okay.

Speaker 55 All right. Well, Tony,

Speaker 26 thank you as always, man. Good to catch up with you.

Speaker 81 Everyone, go get it right now.

Speaker 26 Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 and 2 Remastered Out.

Speaker 36 Good luck on the Twitch chat, and thanks so much, man.

Speaker 84 Thanks, guys.

Speaker 43 Hey, what's going on there, pal?

Speaker 30 We saw you at the hockey game on. Do I know you guys?

Speaker 68 I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named after you.

Speaker 66 Not a big deal. Pink Whitney?

Speaker 20 That's what I thought.

Speaker 30 See you, fellas.

Speaker 46 I invented the thing, you pigeon.

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Speaker 26 Okay, let's get to some segments.

Speaker 77 First up, we have Firefest of the Week.

Speaker 3 Henry, Firefest of the Week, go.

Speaker 56 My Firefest, you know, Firefest was built off kind of like foam.

Speaker 67 What's that hat?

Speaker 74 It's a Dodger's hat.

Speaker 11 It's got a arrow.

Speaker 40 It's pretty cool. What's the arrow pointing at?

Speaker 56 I don't know. It's really just like just a cool hat that I really have no explanation for, but it's cool.

Speaker 72 People forget that your brother lives in California and named his dog Mookie.

Speaker 11 I was actually born in LA.

Speaker 58 I was born in L.A., so you know,

Speaker 56 just going back to my roots.

Speaker 26 That sucks.

Speaker 39 Mookie.

Speaker 56 Yeah, I was born in LA.

Speaker 67 All right, go.

Speaker 56 Speaking of being in LA, my Fire Fest is not being somewhere cool where I can take cool pictures for the Graham of the orange sky or like Colorado.

Speaker 51 Very cool, very cool. Yeah, like Colorado.
It was super chill where it was like

Speaker 56 90 degrees the other day, and now it's snowing. Like my Fire Fest is just not being somewhere where the weather is

Speaker 56 completely turning the world upside down.

Speaker 10 It sucks too.

Speaker 40 Because my Instagram

Speaker 30 is lacking the the apocalypse that you don't get the clout that you would get if you're wearing a picture of it.

Speaker 56 Like, if I was wearing this hat in a picture and the sky was orange, like,

Speaker 56 how many more likes would I get? Well, you should.

Speaker 20 That's what I've been trying to do. Just filter it, Pat.

Speaker 36 Yeah, or just go anywhere in New York City and be like, New York City's dying.

Speaker 31 That's kind of true.

Speaker 61 That's an easy lot of retweets right there.

Speaker 30 Take a picture of an empty block.

Speaker 85 Yeah, or a U-Haul truck.

Speaker 8 This guy must be moving out of the city.

Speaker 30 Just find Ricky the Rat and be like, look at this piece of shit. Yeah, you can.
New York sucks.

Speaker 16 Start thinking about what you can use around you.

Speaker 30 Be positive.

Speaker 30 Hank, how about this? Let's be part of the film.

Speaker 59 No, but you should not be able to figure out what's part of the fire.

Speaker 30 Maybe you could start a fire in New York.

Speaker 56 Because it's like Firefest was built on, you know, kind of like, I want to be there. Like, I can't miss that.

Speaker 56 Like, that's kind of how I've been feeling this week, seeing all the things coming out of, like, California and San Francisco.

Speaker 39 Touch the scores, Fire FOMO. I got you.

Speaker 30 You should get into Arsenal.

Speaker 30 It is kind of cool that it looks like the San Francisco Giants' colors. Can I at least say that? Yeah.
Like, if you're going to find a silver lining or a golden line.

Speaker 40 Say whatever you want.

Speaker 30 It does look like it's the Giants' year.

Speaker 56 I don't want to bet against the Giants when their sky is that color but yeah it's pretty creepy shit yeah very creepy all right pft your fire fest uh my fire oh also i okay oh good good you got the this is the first time i was uh walking my dog and i forgot a poop bag and it pooped and i felt such shame that i went back to my apartment got a bag and picked it up yeah you got it good citizen but you also have i thought i trust me though i thought like i was like fucking i don't have a bag and i was like all right let's keep walking and then like the whole walk back i was like i should probably go back okay two things one is tie the bag to the leash that's always a good way of never forgetting a poop bag.

Speaker 81 And two, did you do the fake lean over like you're picking up the poop?

Speaker 27 Because I always do that and then I'll go back, but you got to fake like you're picking it up so people don't judge you.

Speaker 30 I did do a dramatic

Speaker 56 realizing I didn't have the bag.

Speaker 40 I really oversold it.

Speaker 51 I put my

Speaker 80 lives in New York City.

Speaker 30 I think what you have to do is you do like when you get a foul called on you in the NBA, you just like look around like you're pointing at a scores table, just raise your hand and be like, this one's on me.

Speaker 30 Or you can find a bodega, go inside, and just buy a Gatorade with, you know, get a

Speaker 30 plastic bag that comes with it.

Speaker 74 Or newspaper. Do that.

Speaker 72 That's pretty much all they're there for at this point.

Speaker 82 PFT, your Fire Fest.

Speaker 30 Yeah, my Fire Fest Fest of the Week is that we as a podcast are signed up for two different fantasy teams, and

Speaker 30 I somehow figured out a way where I was the only one that was the actual manager of it. So I'm going to have to be the one that forgets to set the lineups every week and deal with the consequences.

Speaker 53 Wait, no, Jake?

Speaker 30 Jake is a. Are you a co-manager?

Speaker 50 Yeah, yeah, I'm a man.

Speaker 47 So do you have Jake full control?

Speaker 57 I'm not sure that one.

Speaker 31 Yeah, I can help you guys out. Wait.

Speaker 40 Give it to both of them.

Speaker 78 I'm like giving you my personal fantasy team.

Speaker 30 On spot question right now. Do we start Will Fuller the fifth?

Speaker 57 That's our other option.

Speaker 49 This is terrible because no one cares about this.

Speaker 30 Right, but we've got our three rookie receivers, Jerry, Judy, Henry. Here's what I like.

Speaker 30 I want to keep the rookies hungry on the bench. Okay.
Will Fuller is playing tonight.

Speaker 49 It's the the only time it'll be healthy all year for at least a year.

Speaker 40 Will Fuller, recurring guests.

Speaker 49 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah, all right.

Speaker 31 So

Speaker 30 my Fire Fest is cured. So then my other Fire Fest goes out.
It's more of a thoughts and prayers.

Speaker 30 Yeah, it goes out to the really thoughts and prayers for all the hardworking journalists up in New England.

Speaker 30 They're not going to have the normal lunch buffet that they get during Patriots games this year, which was widely known as one of the top 10 in the NFL. No crafts are.

Speaker 30 They're changing it.

Speaker 30 Hank, listen to this, to a normal bag lunch like they're in elementary school which which by the way what are kind of better sometimes because of covid yeah you can't you can't do like golden corral style serve yourself sneeze guard ross tucker fucking putting his hands in every fucking thing yeah for his for his twitter videos yeah peter king just drinking just eating a whole tray of chili with his bare hands i'm actually gonna say i actually like when ross does the videos of the buffets the different sweets because i'm like i i'm curious like i i always ask like what's the food like so i do appreciate that it's a a bag lunch this year for New England Jews.

Speaker 56 Did you just walk up and get a bag?

Speaker 30 Cold turkey sandwich? Yeah, a bag that who knows how many people have touched.

Speaker 11 I feel like the crafts will hook them up still.

Speaker 18 A little side?

Speaker 23 There's going to be like a little dark alley.

Speaker 49 No, but

Speaker 56 it's not going to be like, you know, just fucking turkey.

Speaker 56 It'll be a

Speaker 56 tasteful, nice meal.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 21 All right.

Speaker 26 My fire fest is.

Speaker 36 I know this is going to.

Speaker 6 I'm so stupid.

Speaker 27 I've read enough headlines now that I really do think Mitchubus is going to be good this year.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 5 So you agree?

Speaker 26 100%. So then it's not even a fire fest.

Speaker 56 No, I mean, I have no biased whatsoever. So I'm definitely

Speaker 51 on your side.

Speaker 30 I think Mitch won't be as bad as he's not as bad as people are making him out to be. I'll take that.
There's no chance that he can be that. I'll sign that.

Speaker 10 I'll sign the dotted line right now.

Speaker 30 Also, when you look at the Yahoo rankings, it does say something that Nick Foles is ranked ahead of Mitch Trubisky despite the fact that he's not even starting. Yeah.

Speaker 70 I just, he can't be that bad, though.

Speaker 3 He's confident. He got his confidence back.

Speaker 53 I just, you know, we always do this.

Speaker 36 You read enough headlines. You read enough things where it's like, oh, he's changed this.

Speaker 53 He changed that.

Speaker 18 He spent all summers, you know, trapped in a film room.

Speaker 36 He worked on his mechanics. He's got the confidence.

Speaker 4 New offense.

Speaker 11 Everything.

Speaker 72 I fully believe that Mitch Trubisky is going to win the Bears 10 games this year.

Speaker 30 Well, he will be on the Bears. He will be the starting quarterback while the Bears win.

Speaker 64 10 games. He is going to personally win 10 games.

Speaker 30 I can't wait for Mitch Trubisky's screenshot season to come back. 10 games.
Those are always the best.

Speaker 49 I feel good.

Speaker 30 And you know what? He has taken a beating the last couple years. Dude, some of it was.

Speaker 30 Some of it wasn't, but leaving something cool. He's become a punchline.
And you know what? He's about to punch back.

Speaker 72 Yeah, big time.

Speaker 40 Big time.

Speaker 21 All right, Billy, you're Fire Fest.

Speaker 30 First Fire Fest.

Speaker 63 You lost your shoelaces.

Speaker 40 No, but... No, Billy's wearing work boots.

Speaker 56 Fire boots isn't Madison.

Speaker 40 Yes.

Speaker 30 He's wearing work boots despite the fact that he does not work boots.

Speaker 30 So I was doing my fantasy draft on Wednesday night, and, you know, I go through this every year where I either have to create a new Yahoo email or ESPN count, and then, like, I have, like, nine emails, and then, like, the forgot password thing is just so annoying every year.

Speaker 30 Then my second file. You have to just click the forgot password because that's honestly more complicated than just creating a new email.

Speaker 48 Wrong. It sends you an email.

Speaker 30 And then you're just too frustrating, so I just create a new email.

Speaker 31 Why don't you just use your email?

Speaker 30 Because it's not a Yahoo email.

Speaker 40 I'm not going to that email.

Speaker 16 It's just... Do you know any of the passwords to any of your emails?

Speaker 30 He's just a man with no face.

Speaker 30 Okay, it's just very complicated.

Speaker 2 Are you locked out of every account you own?

Speaker 30 No, there's a lot of passwords and stuff, and then they update the, it's just, it's too complicated.

Speaker 47 I, I don't, Billy, I know I agree.

Speaker 39 I was going to say, Billy, I know I rag on you a little bit.

Speaker 21 Don't take this the wrong way, but I don't think you're creating like these super elaborate crypto passwords. I'm not.
It's probably like Whitey Dog One.

Speaker 30 No, seriously, it's football

Speaker 46 69.

Speaker 21 QB12.

Speaker 31 Exclamation point.

Speaker 21 I can't imagine you have all these passwords floating in your head, like, I can't remember what I did.

Speaker 30 No, because then there's like, you got to put a symbol in, and then you got to numbers. Okay, so it's I miss football, and the I is a one.
Yeah.

Speaker 30 Yes, but there's just so many, and then it's just every year, it's like, what was the Yahoo password?

Speaker 30 Anyway, my other one is that my chicks are finally old enough to crow, and I got a rooster that wakes me up at 4.30 a.m.

Speaker 31 every morning. Okay.

Speaker 34 So what do you do?

Speaker 30 Kill it? Snuff the rooster. You're going to snuff it? I might, depending on how hungry you are.

Speaker 66 Are you going to finger it to death like your code?

Speaker 30 Is it big enough to eat?

Speaker 40 Just take it along to the pandas.

Speaker 30 Yeah. You got to wait till it's big enough to eat.
Yeah, I might eat it.

Speaker 82 And then eat the fuck out of it.

Speaker 28 Make chicken wings.

Speaker 30 Unless I use it to gamble.

Speaker 31 That's true. Not a bad idea.

Speaker 85 Maybe I'll keep it alive.

Speaker 30 Yes. Why don't you, yeah, why don't you eat one of the chicks that crows to set an example to the others and let them watch you? True.

Speaker 10 Those are my fire fests.

Speaker 47 Okay. Okay, that's a good fire fest.

Speaker 30 Good job, Billy. So wait, wait, really, your Your fire fest is now you're waking up earlier than you'd like to.

Speaker 31 Yes.

Speaker 66 And rolling over and going back to sleep for another seven hours.

Speaker 30 Okay, I see what's going on here.

Speaker 31 And passwords. And passwords.
Password. And passwords.
Passwords in general.

Speaker 30 I will give Billy this: that you know what people are always afraid of having the

Speaker 30 Bill Gates chip put into your brain or whatever. Put whatever you need to into my body so that I never have to enter another password again.
It's the are you a robot clicking pictures.

Speaker 11 That's tough for you. That fucking up.

Speaker 32 You know, that trips you up.

Speaker 31 That fucks me up too.

Speaker 30 No, there's too many fucking things nowadays with the yeah click them all time identifying fire hydrants captcha sometimes the captcha which one is a is a and then no no no and then there's the word traffic i know i sound like the boxes that are it's just too frustrating

Speaker 32 the click

Speaker 10 rather create a new email to click the boxes which identify all the crosswalks i can't i can't do that they all have fucking crosswalks in them there's all yeah exactly

Speaker 16 But then it says that you click too many.

Speaker 26 Jesus.

Speaker 30 The robots are defeating me too, Billy.

Speaker 56 I will say, though, the best feeling in the world is like when you sign into something and you're like, I'm not going to remember the password, and then it fills it in for you.

Speaker 26 Yes, the face recognition, which it's like they probably have, like, Apple has everything, but I don't care.

Speaker 31 That's

Speaker 30 put the real ID chip into my body, and I'll just wave it in front of the computer as long as I don't have to remember like a 10-character password again.

Speaker 49 Totally fine.

Speaker 26 All right, let's get to finish up with a couple segments.

Speaker 36 We have a PR 101.

Speaker 22 So, on Tuesday, after our podcast dropped, something else dropped.

Speaker 26 It was Odell Beckham, Beckham, the news, that he possibly likes to get shit on.

Speaker 55 And I say... Not online, physically.

Speaker 30 Yeah, and I say that if that's his thing, good for him. But it sucks.
Here's what really sucks. It sounds like it's not true because

Speaker 30 this is the same outfit that has spread these rumors in the past. They know how to get clicks.
Mission accomplished. It worked.

Speaker 30 The worst part is that he's accused of all this stuff and he didn't even get to get shit on. Right.
So he might as well just go get shit on right now.

Speaker 27 Well, I was saying if he really wanted to do it, he needs to incorporate it into his first touchdown dance.

Speaker 46 He needs to have Jarvis Landry come over and fake poop a football on his chest.

Speaker 4 I, this was also the,

Speaker 26 like, it had, I think the news, when did the news happen?

Speaker 34 It was like late at night.

Speaker 66 It might have been early, early morning, late at night.

Speaker 31 It was late at 2 a.m.

Speaker 79 But it was,

Speaker 5 that's the type of story.

Speaker 27 That is only the jokes are only good for about 20 minutes.

Speaker 36 Then all the good ones get used up, and then everyone comes in with the like, I'm a stand-up comedian, these are my shit puns.

Speaker 31 And it's brutal.

Speaker 30 Number two wide receiver. Did you know that?

Speaker 40 Did you know that Odell?

Speaker 30 Oh, I can't see longer.

Speaker 32 Makes sense.

Speaker 55 He's on the Browns.

Speaker 30 He's a number two.

Speaker 30 Because of using bad Odell jokes. No, I just used that one joke repeatedly about him.
Did you know that he's a number two receiver? He lost his two points.

Speaker 47 Yeah, we gained a bad one.

Speaker 70 Perfect.

Speaker 57 Two points, right?

Speaker 30 You had your trip joke, and I had a Jerry Judy joke. Okay, nice.

Speaker 30 He should also just, he should dye the hair back blonde again but then put brown streaks in it that would work as well i woke up too late to make a cleveland steamer joke because my rooster woke me up early another fire fest

Speaker 40 why did you make the joke wait

Speaker 40 say that again cleveland steamer the beginning so i woke up too late because i went back to bed after my rooster woke me up what i said was exactly what happens every morning he wakes up rolls over and falls back asleep for seven hours so you're blaming your roosters for waking up too early and too late

Speaker 30 You know what? It's just a shitty situation.

Speaker 54 Oh, nice, Billy.

Speaker 4 Nice.

Speaker 30 You also used that exact same joke on Twitter

Speaker 30 when you woke up.

Speaker 82 Yeah. That's okay.

Speaker 55 All right.

Speaker 50 So our last, we have Bigger Than Ben, part three, documentary review.

Speaker 36 I am hoping at this point, because I don't know how, has anyone, have they announced how many episodes there are?

Speaker 30 There have to be at least three more. Because we've just scratched the surface of how Big Ben deals with rehabbing during the time of COVID.

Speaker 6 Right, and I'm hoping that it just never ends.

Speaker 15 I'm hoping this is actually a new, like, it's almost a, you know, when Shia LaBeouf did the thing where, like, people got to spit on him or whatever, watch him for 48 hours.

Speaker 81 Remember he did that, like, living art thing?

Speaker 30 The just do-it-you-can-do-it thing?

Speaker 24 Yeah, no, yeah, he did something.

Speaker 3 Shia?

Speaker 31 Yeah, Shia.

Speaker 10 Yeah. He did, like, a...

Speaker 40 He stood outside a museum.

Speaker 66 Right, and people could spit on him or something.

Speaker 40 That's just

Speaker 56 like, I think three people showed up and then he had to cancel it.

Speaker 53 Right, so Big Ben is doing the first ever documentary that never ends.

Speaker 40 So, it just keeps going forever.

Speaker 23 There's unlimited episodes.

Speaker 25 They will not destroy us.

Speaker 30 It's a vlog.

Speaker 30 Yeah, right. Big Ben is inventing vlogging as we speak.

Speaker 15 It would be incredible if he just changed the art of documentaries.

Speaker 26 It's actually just never, ever going to end.

Speaker 80 I hope that's the case because I'm enjoying it so much.

Speaker 36 The highlights from this episode, though, Big Ben doing the solo cam in bed.

Speaker 36 It was literally just, he basically said, and I don't, Big Ben hasn't been online a lot.

Speaker 72 He had that woman running his account.

Speaker 39 He basically was like, you guys use this picture forever to make fun of me and the what she sees and all the memes.

Speaker 6 He just gave that to us.

Speaker 30 It's definitely the same angle that you use if

Speaker 30 you're on the other end of an interesting call with a lady.

Speaker 18 It's just, I'm so happy that he did that.

Speaker 15 I think.

Speaker 80 I want to say that Big Ben is just ignorant to the internet, but part of me thinks like Big Ben, he's got our back.

Speaker 6 He's giving us something to make fun of him.

Speaker 30 Big Ben is addicted to porn. He said that himself.
He knows all the shadiest parts.

Speaker 30 He probably just goes to like typesinporn.com.

Speaker 47 Yeah, I was going to say, that doesn't mean he's on the internet.

Speaker 28 That definitely doesn't mean he's on the internet. He definitely has DVDs.

Speaker 30 He probably, when he grew out that big beard, he was like, sweet, now I can go down to the corner store, pick up some penthouses like I used to back in the day.

Speaker 30 No one will recognize me. It's like the same guy he's been buying Slurpees from for 14 years.

Speaker 5 A lot of beard jokes.

Speaker 26 We also had my favorite line was was his doctor

Speaker 39 saying that he almost crushed my hand

Speaker 39 when he got out of the cast.

Speaker 30 That was another one of those lines that Ben is so strong.

Speaker 31 Definitely written down a tree.

Speaker 30 Definitely written by Ben. Yes.
He's just making sure that Ben gets his narrative out there.

Speaker 30 I liked how when Rothlessberger was kind of playing doctor, when he was talking to his surgeon, he was like, what is going to be harder to throw, Doc?

Speaker 73 A hard ball or a long ball?

Speaker 30 And the doctor was like, well, don't you,

Speaker 30 you have to, you have to throw a long ball hard. Right.
And Ben was like, no, but like, there's some throws that are harder than others.

Speaker 30 And it eventually came out that Ben was saying like a difficult throw to make, like an NFL throw as Ron Jaworski would say, like a 14-yard out. Out, right.

Speaker 30 As opposed to like throwing the ball 65 yards, which would also be a hard throw,

Speaker 30 but also a long throw, but maybe not as difficult of a throw. Right.
So that was funny watching Ben try to get his doctor to also be his quarterback coach.

Speaker 72 Yeah, mental gymnastics. And then we got to see Ben throw his first pass.

Speaker 36 He said it it was like riding a bike.

Speaker 39 He said it's almost like he's done it his whole life.

Speaker 30 And we're like, well, you have...

Speaker 30 That makes sense. When he saw an NFL football for the first time, it reminded me of those videos of a dog seeing their owner that was deployed overseas coming home.

Speaker 30 He saw it and he just ran across the room.

Speaker 28 Just freaking out.

Speaker 30 So excited to see it.

Speaker 81 Wagging his little tail.

Speaker 26 And he just, yeah,

Speaker 31 I think Ben, when he got injured, he just forgot that he had thrown a football before because when he said that, when he's like, yeah, it felt like I'd done this a million times

Speaker 30 ben i i think you have well he's never gone more than probably a week in his life without throwing a football i would say more than like two days probably probably a matter of hours yeah uh i just thought it was interesting in this episode but also in the ones before a little bit he discusses his body like he's uh like he's a first-time homeowner on a on a fixed rupper show where he's like then we had to take the sink out we did not realize what an ordeal that would be yeah i guess the previous owners had done some weird stuff stuff to it.

Speaker 30 Like, that's how he's talking about his arm. He's like, Yeah, so we went in there and they had to reattach three or four of the tendons.

Speaker 30 That was going to take a longer process to fix than we had thought before. And then his wife goes, We did not know what we were signing up.
It's just

Speaker 30 a documentary about a house that happens to be Ben Rockless Berger's body. Right.

Speaker 26 And his wife is very prominently in the documentary.

Speaker 27 There was a lot of beard talk, a lot of Big Ben is a family man.

Speaker 62 It's just great. It's great.

Speaker 30 It's great to see.

Speaker 26 He gives 110%.

Speaker 60 I did like the

Speaker 39 subtle irony when she was like, if Ben has his mind to it, like,

Speaker 33 he won't hear no.

Speaker 42 It's like, oh, oh.

Speaker 30 There's no turkey. Okay.

Speaker 31 Yeah.

Speaker 55 All right.

Speaker 55 Okay, yeah.

Speaker 35 So, Ben, good job.

Speaker 68 I'm just so happy that I get to watch him on Sunday.

Speaker 76 I'm so happy I get to watch him on Sunday.

Speaker 30 It really hasn't set into me.

Speaker 11 I hope

Speaker 56 they're the team. They're like the Raiders.
They're the team's everyone's dark horse likes to do.

Speaker 35 I think the Steelers have

Speaker 32 football.

Speaker 40 What? Monday Night Football.

Speaker 33 Monday Night Football. This is Monday Night Football.

Speaker 72 You guys know, I said it a million times last year how much I love that defense.

Speaker 21 So now, if Ben is just like average, they're going to be really fucking good.

Speaker 30 Ben is going to be so excited, though. Yes.
Yeah, count on the first three passes. He's going to go about 10 yards too far.

Speaker 66 He's also going to quiet the crowd that doesn't exist.

Speaker 30 Yeah.

Speaker 46 Just out of habit.

Speaker 31 Yeah.

Speaker 46 Just be like, whoops.

Speaker 30 He'll also do like the terrible towel. He'll acknowledge the crowd.
He'll quiet them and then he'll score a touchdown. He'll probably throw the football into the crowd.
Yes.

Speaker 30 Or walk up to a completely empty front row and try to hand it to a girl that's not there.

Speaker 21 I need it. So, bigger than Ben, part three.

Speaker 81 Hopefully, again, there's like 20 million parts.

Speaker 39 It just never ends.

Speaker 8 All right, that's our show, everyone.

Speaker 77 Have fun this weekend.

Speaker 36 We will see you on Sunday or Monday morning.

Speaker 26 We'll have our NFL recap.

Speaker 15 We're going to do every game.

Speaker 8 We'll have fastest two minutes.

Speaker 72 We'll have Dion on for a few 15-20 minutes. It's going to be great.

Speaker 25 Football's fucking back.

Speaker 31 Football. Football is back.

Speaker 39 Hank, best of luck on Friday

Speaker 30 against the Raptors. Soggy Sorrows on Sunday.

Speaker 70 Yes. Nope.

Speaker 56 We will be live, though, on Part of My Take Twitch.

Speaker 47 Okay, Part of My Take Twitch.

Speaker 72 Tune in.

Speaker 8 All right.

Speaker 7 We'll see everyone on Monday.

Speaker 43 Have a great weekend.

Speaker 45 Love you guys.

Speaker 30 Billy, do you have anything for us?

Speaker 78 Yes. Fact.

Speaker 30 Wales' closest land living.

Speaker 40 Wait, you did this one.

Speaker 10 You did this one.

Speaker 47 No, I told this one on the Twitch stream.

Speaker 70 You can't use a fun fact.

Speaker 47 But the people, they don't know how to do it.

Speaker 30 The fact is no longer fun. No, it's not.

Speaker 11 We heard it.

Speaker 30 You guys heard it.

Speaker 32 Yes, I'll do it for Tufing.

Speaker 30 I'll do a two-finger to any wait twofor wait billy you're just i'll do a twofer we do this podcast for each other in this room i'm doing it twofer

Speaker 30 whales closest land relative are pigs and hippopotamuses my second fact i'm going to bring out which one's closer sounds like you updated the fun fact because it found out that you're distant

Speaker 30 anyway second fun fact

Speaker 30 Daddy Longlegs are actually more the most poisonous spider. They just don't have enough venom to kill.
That is not true. It is.
Check it out.

Speaker 78 It's not true.

Speaker 74 It's an old wivesal.

Speaker 30 It's an urban legend.

Speaker 30 Daddy Longlegs

Speaker 30 poisonous.

Speaker 32 Daddy Longlegs is a little bit of a picture.

Speaker 16 You're now reading Snapple facts.

Speaker 32 Because you're reading Snapple Facts.

Speaker 78 You're reading.

Speaker 10 Okay, fact.

Speaker 30 You ask me for a two fact.

Speaker 10 I gave you a new one.

Speaker 56 I was asking for a new fact.

Speaker 78 Were you reading facts from popular

Speaker 30 what you find the popularity? Okay, have you heard this one? This comes from the University of California Riverside Spider Research Department. Seems pretty legit.
Have you heard heard this one?

Speaker 30 Daddy Longlegs are one of the most poisonous spiders, but their fangs are too short to bite humans. This tale has been lurking around for years.

Speaker 30 I've heard it repeatedly in the United States and even had a school teacher misinforming her class at a museum in Brisbane, Australia.

Speaker 30 This is incorrect, but to clarify it, several points need to be explained first.

Speaker 30 So yeah,

Speaker 30 it seems like it's very incorrect. It's an old wives tale.

Speaker 30 They'll put me on the spot for twofers. They do not have poison and by powers of logic cannot be poisonous from venom.

Speaker 78 Oh! 21.

Speaker 35 We can still guess.

Speaker 51 Oh. Do it again.
We can still guess.

Speaker 35 63.

Speaker 31 42. 42.

Speaker 30 21. 6.

Speaker 75 9.

Speaker 72 It's 9.

Speaker 30 6 plus 3 is 4.

Speaker 66 Alright. See everyone one day.