Jimmy Tatro, Josh Allen & Tre'Davious White, Plus Bigger Than Ben Part 2

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But he said you were a sweet bro, so you're good. We also have our good friend Josh Allen and his teammate, now also good friend, Tredavious White.
Little Buffalo Bills action for the people. We're going to talk a little NBA.
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And James Harden stinks into game seven. So all is right in the world.
Stinks in Game 7, but what we saw was the emergence of James Harden as an elite perimeter defender last night. He was saving all his energy.
It is one of these things where if that shot had gone another way, if one or two things had broken differently, we would be hammering James Harden today. Absolutely hammering him.
I think we still can, by the way. Because he only shot the ball three times in the fourth quarter, and he is the Houston Rockets offense.
So I think I can still throw out some James Harden slander. Yeah, we can slander him a little bit, and he does look fat.
He does look out of shape, but he did hustle on that one play that counted. Got a hand on the ball.
The big story from last night's games was the end of both games, and the bizarre officiating that came out of it. But it's also to be expected.
And really strange play calls, too, from the Thunder. Wait, the biggest story is Lou Dort, Max Deal.
I just like saying Lou Dort. It's a great name.
Lou Dort is such a great name. And Lou Dort, if you had a player who was just like, you gave him all the athleticism and talent to play in the NBA, but he had no real feel for pace or anything really, that's Lou Dort, and it's so fun to watch because he would just drive as hard as he could to the hoop and then just chuck the ball as hard as he could to an unsuspecting teammate, just wet from three.
then he would he hit he had 30 and he would hit a three and then the next possession he would miss the rim yeah and he's just and he is also the james harden stopper and the only problem with the thunder losing is we couldn't watch lou dort fucking cuff up lebron for seven game series he's like the kid in your in your class class in sixth and seventh grade that's super athletic and really good at football, never played basketball, but he's just so good because he's such an athlete. Right, yeah.
Hank hit the nail on the head. He is like if you're ever in your university's gym and then the football team comes in to play some pickup basketball.
That's how Lou Dort plays. I love that.
I love the fact that his name is lou dort and he plays exactly like somebody that you would expect somebody like lou dort to

play and just saying dort dort is fun dort is in session i also welcome to dort center i i retreated

the guy he i think he's had this account for a while now but it's just the dort report yeah and

i just love it and he's just like during the game he's like how how we feeling about lou uh-huh

well we're feeling great.

It was also Jimmy Butler night. Jimmy Butler.
Wait, wait, hold on. I want to talk about Jimmy Butler.
Yeah, me too. Chris Paul, that one sequence where there was like six flops, and basically both teams were trying, like, we can flop our way to victory.
That game was built for Chris Paul. and Chris Paul noticeably kind of absent towards the end there when he's like,

hey, why not try to get to the ball and get a shot? He was built for this, though. They set him up so good for that when he was coming down.
He was like, Chris Paul was telling us these are the situations he's been for, he's been practicing for, and then he just passed away and it never was close to him getting a shot. Yeah.
Also, when they were talking about D trying to call he was trying his little heart out to compliment dort but his compliments kept coming out like this lou dort understands that he stinks and that he's going to be left open for some shots because he is lou dort and he doesn't have a problem filling that role of being the guy who sucks but that's why lou dort is a great player I was like, wait a second, Mark Jackson. Mark Jackson is also the king of saying, like, you're going to tell me that these guys aren't trying their hardest out here? Careful, Michael Scott.
What? Keep going, keep going. You're going to tell me that these guys don't want to win this playoff game? Like, he gets into arguments with little Mark Jacksons on his shoulder.
Yes. And he invents narratives that don't exist.
But I just love he asks himself questions constantly. You got to sit here and tell me that these guys don't want to win this playoff game.
It's like, no, no. Who said that to you, Mark Jackson? They all do.
Are you okay? They all do. All right.
So, Jimmy, not his best night, but the heat look good. And I am actually ready.
We now Richard Jefferson has launched us prematurely, I might add, because I was saving my honest slander for at least game three or game four. But Richard Jefferson launched the internet into that by calling him a Pippen and he needs a Jordan and we're off like two time MVP.
I assume he's going to win this year. We're fucking ready to go.
No clutch. Gene Stinks in the playoffs.
He's a bum. It's hot take season.
Didn't we have that debate earlier this year about LeBron James being more of a Michael Jordan? I think LeBron got so punked by the Michael Jordan documentary that somebody, I forget who it was, but they threw out the take like Michael Jordan is more like a Scottie Pippen, and ad is like his michael jordan so now we've gone to comparing people to scotty pippen who by all rights is a top five player of all time 50 player of all time i would say uh but yeah he was on that list of the nba's all-time greats he's a very good player but if you compare an mvp to scotty pippen you might as well be saying that they're dog shit right and so now we're on to arguing about that they are down to nothing but it's like a bad to nothing there's nothing about the bucks team that makes me think that they can beat the heat in seven games or the celtics in seven games yeah i mean it's just it was i someone made the analogy i think it's kind of it's not it's spot on but it's it's a little a little app that like the yannis right now regular season Giannis is like that late 90s Shaq who puts up a ton of big numbers but the problem is you need a really good wing guy in the playoffs like it's a lot harder the games get called differently teams can adjust and Giannis just barreling to the hoop isn't going to work all the time and you don't really respect his three-point shot and, and he's not as good of a passer as LeBron or even a Harden. So teams can do stuff with him, and now he needs his wing guy.
He needs his Jordan or Kobe. He needs to find a Michael Jordan or a Kobe Bryant.
Poor Chris Middleton's like, oh, so this is about me. Well, Chris Middleton, when you hear all the analysis out there, it's like Giannis, he can't, excuse me, Giannis, he is unable to drive to the hoop.
Because he's not a great ball handler in terms of creating his own shot that way. He doesn't have a step back.
I guess he can shoot a set jumper, or he can jam on somebody. So he needs somebody that can get their own shot when Giannis is like attracting the defense.
And you're right. Chris Middleton is that player.
That's the role that he plays. And he's not bad at it.
But every shot at Giannis saying that he needs a Jordan is a direct shot at Chris Middleton. By the way, he didn't have like a bad game.
We're talking like, you know, obviously we're poking fun of the fact that we, as sports fans and sports media, always have to immediately go to the hottest take of Giannis now sucks and he's a Pippen, which doesn't suck, but like you said, that's now become a slur. He didn't have that bad game.
We're not going to say Pippen anymore on this show. It's kind of like the James Harden thing, where in the the playoffs guys who are that high level of players if they aren't able to keep that like if they just go down like 10 percent it's totally different and it and it changes everything in the complexity of their team um i do think the bucks are going to make a little bit of a series i wouldn't count them out fully but it's it's not looking good and and of course trigger warning for bucks fans any bucks fan listening right now you can skip 30 seconds ahead gotta ask yourself is janice now going to leave milwaukee because they don't have the team around him well they've got they've got dante my buddy dante has been very bad they miss delhi they met delhi was the heart and soul that team you're but you're right like the bucks were when they would overperform in the playoffs then everybody was like happy but they've set the expectation so well janice himself he fucking crowned himself remember when he crowned himself he put a king's crown like a fake king's crown on his head after a big dunk and he's like i'm here i'm the king so you can get criticized after that and and it sucks that it happens but it's just how the sports world works yeah i say it sucks it happened i actually love that it happened because this is the fun the best part about being a sports fan is saying dumb shit about guys who are incredible and winning mbps and being like bum looking back at the end of that rockets thunder game you saw chris paul like chris paul was he was official on that last play.
They were going to give them just another inbounds pass off the timeout, but Chris Paul went over, argued with the refs for a while, convinced them that there was a call. He did a verbal flop to the refs.
I was like, no, you called this against me. That gave me a drunk idea.
I wasn't drunk, but this is a drunk idea. A team should just hire former referees that know the rule books really like back in front to be like the last guy on the bench so that they know all the loopholes they know what's going on in the court it's almost like uh like in congress when uh like an oil company will hire an ex uh congressman to be like their lobbyist there should be a lobbyist position at the end of the bench i think a smart coach is chris paul would take a play like a chris paul yeah but like that's his role on the team to just communicate with the officials back and forth yeah i like that um all right so we're recording this early because we're going to head out for labor day by the way we're going to have a show on tuesday and friday next week tuesday and friday uh so get ready for that um no show wednesday we're going to do Tuesday instead.
We have, so the Celtics Raptors are about to play. So they're going to sweep.
Just say. Gentlemen sweep for one.
Yeah, I like it. They'll go home, you know, home court advantage.
They'll probably take one there. Get that home cooking in Boston.
Eat some beans. No, Toronto.
Oh, you mean Toronto's going to go home. Yeah.
Okay, they're going home. They'll get one real quick.
Got it. And then Clippers are going to kill the Nuggets.
Agreed? Yes. Yeah.
And the Lakers are going to destroy the Rockets. The Lakers are going to destroy the Rockets, but there will be one game where the Rockets just shoot the lights out from three and everyone's going to be like, could it happen? Who knows? And it's also, I'm very excited for that series just because it's the Frankenstein series, like I was saying, where the Rockets are going to just put out a bunch of guys that are 6'7 and below.
And the Lakers, I think, can actually put out a full team that's 6'7 and above. So what will happen? And James Harden will be tired the whole time.
I just hope he'll get to like... He'll have a game where he goes for 45, though.
It'd be great if we got to a Game 7 just to see him fail again. Yes, that'd be wonderful.
it's just fun it's fun it's like that's speaking of fun there's a good segue bashing james harden on twitter is something we can all bond you know together with i thought the same for kirk cousins but apparently that is now off limits because kirk cousins said uh if i die I die when talking about the coronavirus with Kyle Brandt. And I made a joke.

You made a joke. Then people were like, dude, like, there's first of all, there's obviously the Viking stands, which I understand.
Like, whatever. Everyone has the fan bases or people in the fan base are like, no, Kirk Cousins is actually good.
But then it obviously became political. And people like Kirk Cousins didn't do anything wrong.
Listen, I'm just making Kirk Cousins jokes. I've been making Kirk Cousins jokes for a very long time.
I'm going to keep making Kirk Cousins jokes. I'm the king of hating on Kirk Cousins.
I will go to my grave. It has nothing to do with politics.
If I die, I die making fun of Kirk Cousins. Making fun of Kirk Cousins is my personal Big Ten.
Big Cat, you know how you get really upset whenever somebody says,

okay, the Big Ten has come back?

No, it's not coming back.

That whole flip-flop, you get sad.

I get sad envisioning a world where I'm not allowed to make fun of Kirk Cousins.

It brings me such joy to do.

And the thing is, you can bend any stat in the Kirk Cousins cinematic universe

to fit your narrative about him and be like, you can cherry pick.

He's the most accurate passer in the history of the NFL. He's the new Sam Bradford when it comes to that.
He is just so fun to debate about because the people that will disagree with you that love Kirk Cousins, they're 99% Vikings fans and then 1% just delusional people that are so much fun to engage with. Just guys who just love Kirk Cousins.
And Billy. I said it to Will Kane tweeted like nothing Kirk Cousins said was wrong.
He's getting criticized for this and I just replied to him I was like dude if we can't make fun of Kirk Cousins I also don't care if I die. Yes.
Like that is the same exact thing. Kill me.
I do not if you're now saying we have to respect Kirk Cousins that's deals over that's that is not part of the social contract throw it all away the world doesn't want need to exist anymore fucking toss twitter in a garbage bin and uh yeah kill us all we'll all just bite a cyanide capsule because i want to make fun of kirk yes if kirk cousins says like i believe that the red jersey protects me from COVID, I want to be able to comment on that. And I don't want to feel ashamed about that.
That's who I am. I also, I will always get, and I'm sure you get it too, where people will be like, dude, you root for Mitch Trubisky.
And I'm like, listen, man, I have a long list of years where I understand what bad quarterback play looks like. I'm speaking from a place.

I make fun of Mitch Trubisky and Bears quarterbacks just as much

as I make fun of Kirk Cousins.

Relax.

I watched Kirk Cousins for five years.

I know more about Kirk Cousins than the people who are his fans right now

know about Kirk Cousins.

God, it's all falling apart.

It is.

I have to say, as much fun as it is to hate on Kirk Cousins, another part of that interview where he was talking about Creed and his love of Creed, I have to take my hat off and just absolutely respect the hell out of it. Because he was saying that he actually had his representatives reach out to Creed's representatives to see if they would play an acoustic show in his own house just for his own enjoyment.
And listen, if you reach that point in life where you can like get your favorite band of all time to come over and play a private concert for you in your house, just because you're bored, you won. You, you have one life.
So me sitting back and being like, you look like, uh, Billy football. If he caught bot botulism that should not offend you it's also that's the portion of the podcast where kirk cousins was doing a parody of kirk cousins yes he's like what is the most kirk cousins thing i can say i gotta i tried to hire creed for a personal concert i i have a rick reilly joke about okay uh if scott staff's arms were so wide open, it's no wonder Kirk failed to connect with him.
Good. That's good.
That's really good. Our resident guy who looks like Kirk Cousins.
Any defense? You do look like Kirk Cousins. What is botulism? You look like Kirk Cousins.
It's a disease. It's a sport.
It's like when you catch... I thought you were a doctor.
When old people inject that stuff into the Botox, into their face to make it not move anymore, that's the botulism toxin. You are a young Kirk Cousins.
Kirk Cousins, honestly, I'm also a Creed fan. They have really uplifting music and positivity.
Also a former quarterback like Kirk Cousins. I think Kirk Cousins, actually.
If he was on the right team, he definitely would have to. He is.
This is the team. No duh, dude! When you say if Kirk Cousins was on the right team...
The team just painted up and paid him the contract. This team that he's currently on right now is the team that you would make an argument about of if Kirk Cousins was on a good enough team.
No, their offensive line isn't good enough. Kirk Cousins on the Niners wins the Super Bowl.
I'm going to bring back my old Jay Cutler playbook. Okay.
Listen, if he had an offensive line, it would be fine. What? He said Kirk Cousins on the Niners would win the Super Bowl.
Yeah, he's better than Garoppolo. I think he's – No, Jimmy G listens to this show.
Yeah. And what's up, George, Greg, Kittle.
No, I disavow that comment. Dude, you like that? No, absolutely not.
So that's – there you go. The best argument you can make about Kirk Cousins is that he came back.
He went to a 21-0 deficit against a shitty Bucs team in the first half and then came back and barely won that game. And then yelled at people.
Yeah, and then yelled at people in the most passive, sorry, incomplesive, aggressive fashion possible. I'm just saying I'm not worried about Cousins and the spread because I'm not worried about anybody catching anything from him.
Okay. And the spread.
Oh, the spread of the disease. Got it.
No one's going to catch a disease from Cousins. I feel like you read that joke and just misremembered reading it back.
There feels like a word or two that you missed. I did.
Anyway. Okay.
And then the other news was Leonard Frenette is now a buck. I'm sad.
I really wanted him on the Bears just so that I could say, how could you beat the 2017 second and fourth pick? But who's like, why are people saying this is like a big game changer? Dream team. Dream team.
Yeah. At some point in the last 24 hours, Leonard Fournette went from being trash to being like the missing piece that's going to put Tom Brady and Gronk into the Super Bowl it's it's essentially my Kevin White joke but in real life everyone's being serious they're like Leonard Fournette was the fourth pick in the draft how could he be bad yes uh well he can be bad because we've seen him be bad yeah he is uh he's definitely the issue he can help solve their like red zone woes because he'll always if he was on the falcons for example dan quinn would never have kicked that field goal because he would just hand the ball in perpetuity to leonard furnett at the two-yard line and he'd get tackled at the one yes yes yeah i think leonard furnett might be the most frustrating goal line back in the history of the nfl proportion to his body type trent richardson's Yeah, he's up there.
No, but Trent Richardson. Can't find the hole.
He would score at the goal line. Remember his rookie year, he had like 10 touchdowns in Cleveland, and I think all of them came from like two yards.
Leonard Fournette, he just, if you put a goal line in front of him, it's going to be very frustrating to watch Leonard Fournette trying to extend the ball into the goal line that says end racism and falling six inches short every single time. Now we're going to get the Leonard Fournette fans mad at us.
Leonard 101, come out. Are the Bucs a super team? Yes, they're a dream team.
Bucs have entered into dream team status right now, yes. I think someone has to say it, though.
On the Bucs. No, no, no.
On the Bucs. Hmm.
Someone on the Bucs has to be like, we're kind of a dream team. We're kind of a dream team.
Who is the most likely on that team? Gronk. Will super teams ruin the NFL? No, but he's been training.
Yeah, I know. Connor Barth.
Yeah. If you could get Gronk, maybe like in six weeks, when Gronk, when he flushes more of the Patriots out of him.
You guys might be able to get him to say it. Right.
Which would be like, Dream Team? No, but he'd be like, this team's super! Like, thinking like, it's sick. That's sweet.
I like when you do Gronk, because you're doing yourself. I know.
He was a big idol of mine. It's the cream team.
Oh, they should bring back the cream skills. All right.
Let's get to Fyre Fest of the week, and then we've got our interviews. PFT, you got a quick ad? Yes.
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It's not a vacation. Was it called? A mandatory work long weekend of not working.
Yeah, but it's not my choice. But he has kennel cough.
Rhea's parents have dogs, so he can't go there and stay with them because he's contagious and the place we're going to stay doesn't allow dogs so now we can't go did you not give him his shots where are you like a so sad kennel cough rob schneider type very don't believe in vaccinations no we got him all shots uh i actually think it might have been from they have an old dog that's kind of oh you're you're shaming no you just get it from other dogs and we're just trying and we were just trying to figure out which dog had it. Do you think you had kennel cough? No.
I don't think humans can get it. They can.
They absolutely can. 100% can.
Stella had kennel cough when we adopted her because we adopted her from a shelter because she saved her life. I've got a good fucking heart.
Who saved her? You adopted Normie, right? In a way. okay um all right is that your fire fest the last vacation in summer not a vacation not a vacation mandatory work it's a mandatory work absence do you have uh medication yeah we went took him to the vet he's all set got antibiotics he just can't be around other dogs for two weeks okay does he does he eat the medicine or do you have to hide it in peanut butter?

Hide it in treats.

That's one thing Leroy is really good at is you can hide it in anything.

They sell these little pocket pills or these combo type things that you can put the pill in for a dog.

And Leroy will eat somehow in his mouth.

He'll gnaw around all the edges and then spit the pill out of him.

Yeah.

Yep.

Stella does that too.

The cheese.

Give him the cheese and she just figures it out. Is that it, Hank? Fire Fest.
Fire Fest of the week by Hank. Just one of them.
Yeah. Okay.
Well, I mean, no disrespect families for me, but this is my first mandatory work absence of the summer, really since March. And it's kind of a shame.
I was looking forward to getting some stuff done this weekend. Me too.
I'm leaving Leroy alone in the new apartment for the first time. By himself? Well, there's going to be a dog sitter that comes over to check in on him, but I'm going to be worried.
I'm going to be worried sick about him. I'm here too.
I want to set up like a nanny cam or something so I can check in on him, see if he's walking into walls. I did smear an extra layer of peanut butter on the walls just for his safety while I'm gone.
I'll be around. Thank you.
I love to have one of those nanny cams too that I don't use if I don't be able to swing it to you. Oh, yeah.
If the dog sitter listens to this show, I actually do have a nanny cam. A teddy bear.
And you can see it. I can see every single room.
So just so you know, I'm watching. Yep.
Absolutely. And then my other FireFest of the week is I can't wear any different pairs of shoes ever again anymore.

Nope.

So I've been walking on air, literally, with these shoes. Five, ten and a half, feeling great.
They're not lifts. They're perfectly normal shoes.
So I found a new slant already. So I put on a different pair of shoes to go running, not to brag, the other day.
And I felt just tiny. I felt like an M-word.
and last night I was on my couch

and I ordered three different colorways

of this exact same type of shoe. So now I guess I'm strictly a big cat special.
Yeah. Zoom seven 20 for life.
Did you do that? No. Well, I, yeah, I've done it for shoes.
I do it for socks, underwear, hats. Like you, if you just take jeans, I found something that works for me.
Yeah. No, no., no.
It's the ultimate liberation when you find a product that you love and you're like, I'm just going to buy all of it and never have to make a decision again in my life.

Yeah, and XFL Combine's coming up soon.

I can officially list myself as 5'10 and a half, which rounds up to 5'11.

Although they probably want a shorter kicker.

Why?

I don't know.

I feel like kickers.

More grounded?

Yeah, they just like shorter kickers.

Just be like, this guy doesn't have any delusions of grandeur.

What?

5'10 and a half.

Thank you. Shorter kicker.
Why? I don't know. I feel like kickers.
More grounded. Yeah, they just like shorter kickers.
She'd be like, this guy doesn't have any delusions of grandeur. What? 5'10 and a half.
5'10 and a half is not exact. I'm not like dunking on anybody yet.
It's not really popping off of the sheet. Oh, that's short? So then what would be 5'8? 5'8 is normal.
Okay. 5'8 is normal short.
5'10 and a half is short. 5'10 and a half is short.
Yeah, it's actually pretty simple. If you've ever seen them.
All I'm saying is no one's looking at 5'10 and a half being like, that guy's tall. Right.
Yeah. If you've seen a meme on Twitter, guys who are 5'9 and a half to 5'11 and a half are basically the size of an ant.
Right. Guys who are like 5'8 to 5'9, that's just normal short.
Right. I'm not out here pretending I'm six feet.
I'm saying with a fact and with authority that I'm 5'11 and a half. I have a feeling you're going to find shoes that maybe give you even more of a lift.
Well, somebody suggested maybe I put some lift into these shoes and then I'd be above six feet. But you know what? I don't want to trick anybody.
I am who I am. I'm just wearing my...
They're just comfortable shoes. I just like these shoes.
Alright, my Fyre Fest is... I got two of them.
These Twitter moments where they're just showing you what big college football games coming up is just driving me insane. I saw it last weekend and I was like, okay, maybe it's just a malfunction, but now they just have like Illinois versus Ohio State tonight.
I just can't stop. Stop.
It's like when we were going through the schedule imagining what weeks were going to be like LSU at Alabama, all that stuff. It was oh, it was like October, second week in October was going to be all these great matchups.

Just thinking about what could have been.

I don't need to see.

You don't need to rub my face in on Twitter.

Yeah, right.

Exactly.

And then my other fire fest is, although college football is technically back this

weekend, there are some games.

Big slate.

My other fire fest is it was, it's Madden code season.

And I don't know. I just, I think I've lost the luster.
I don't feel the same. Why is that? I don't know.
I just don't feel the same power. It's not new and different for you? I don't feel the same power.
Is it just because nobody wants these Madden Codes? No, people want them. Believe me, my mentions are all asking for Madden Codes.
But, yeah, I'm going to put a couple in this show. Why don't you just yeah, just a couple of PS4 3JQ4TGNBMK4D.

Xbox YPPRJ3TR6QRKJ3K6P77JC7F7Z. How does that feel? No, it doesn't.
What if you hired a plane, like a Skyrider, that had the banner with the Madden code behind it and then hired that person to fly around the city? Yeah, I don't know. That could be fun.
I just don't feel it the same way so i admit i'm not saying it's over but whatever would just take those whoever wants those take those um all right billy your fire fest i have two fire fests of the weeks first one uh i was running through the woods with my dog speaking of like dog ailments and he was rolling around in horse chestnuts and he had an allergic allergic reaction, turns out there. Are you the worst dog owner ever? No.
We're exercising. Horse chestnuts feels like one of those euphemisms.
Yeah. What is a horse chestnut? It's like a regular chestnut, but it's a certain variety that you can't eat, but horses and deer love.
It's actually great bait for hunting. You hunt horses? Deer.
I don't actually hunt deer, but anyway. So I had to give him some Benadryl.
Anyway, my second Firefest of the week, I had this on Monday. There's no way you gave him the correct dosage.
I called my vet. You called your friend.
Wait, so did you give him the same examination that you gave to Hank? Kind of. Okay.
Anyway, so Dude Wipes, great product. I've been using them.
We were talking about this the other day. Great for the penultimate wipe because you don't have the dryness and you have the cleanest.
So I was at my buddy's house. He sometimes has Dude Wipes.
His light bulb was out in his bathroom, so it was all dark.

So I was like, look, hey, I hope this package is either dude wipes or, if I'm unlucky, he uses cocoa butter wipes a lot.

So hopefully one of them I can use to wipe my pen. What do you use cocoa butter wipes for?

This is hurting my brain.

What does someone use cocoa butter wipes for? their skin okay to hydrate anyway uh i wiped using it i get up leave um my asshole started burning like i put alcohol on a cut turns out it was a disinfectant wipe oh okay wait is this the Firefest story? Yeah. Okay.
That actually ended up being good. It sucked.
Right. Worst than the hottest buffalo.
So how'd you get rid of it? Did he have to wipe it out? No. You have to use a Roman swipe next and just numbs it right up.
Exactly. Does your friend also live in a barn? No.
Just make sure. Just no power? Make sure, yeah.
Honestly, in my area, we lose power a lot. Make sure that when you're wiping, that what you're wiping with...
I feel like it's just that you live in a barn community. Is not...
You're running through the woods. I live with the army.
You live in a barn. Yeah.
Your friend doesn't have power. Anyway, just make sure what you're wiping with is only dude wipes.
Is your butt good, though? It hasn't recovered, to be honest. Whoa.
Just go on an all-soup diet.

Sit in a puddle.

Soup and pudding.

Mm-hmm.

Sit in a gross puddle.

Don't fix your back end.

You got it.

That's my fire fest.

All right.

Good job, Billy.

And that was a good story for Monday.

And also the horse chestnut.

The horse chestnut.

You feel good about it?

I feel like you don't feel good about it.

You know what?

I just need to get into this weekend.

Everybody tweet emojis of peaches at Billy. So.
Silver September, though, this weekend. Yeah, silver September.
Yeah, you don't have to worry about IPAs staying in your bunghole. Life is just stressing you out.
All right, let's get to our interviews. First up, we have Jimmy Tatro.
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but being safe, it is not worth it. Uh, and thank you to NHTSA message okay here is our friend jimmy tatro okay we now welcome on recurring guest friend of the program it is jimmy tatro what's up guys in person good to see you dude good to see you i love i love getting that recurring guest title that's yeah you're there well you're a recurring guest the first time you do interview.
We just tell people that so it intercepts them into being like, now I have to come on next time I'm invited. But now you're like a legit recurring guest.
Legitimate recurring guest. I would say you're getting dangerously close to like friend of the program, Territory.
Yeah, I think you're full friend of the program. You're fucked.
Yes. You're fucked, my friend.
And here I was just thinking I was coming in for my boner dog Dogs callback. Oh, well, since you brought it up.

Things are cooking.

Yeah.

We interviewed Sandler a few months after we interviewed you, and he's in.

I mean, so it's a green light.

There's a bidding war.

Eric Roth is writing the script.

The writer Forrest Gump is writing Boner Dogs.

No way.

Yes, he actually sent us a script.

He's got one page so far. It's the title page, and it has his name on it.
But it looks sick. But he wrote it.
Yeah. So, yeah, he's at least like a co-writer.
So things are cooking. Yeah.
I mean, congratulations, guys. You were an early adopter.
Now, the more stars that we get involved, you may just be a pube by the end. Are you saying I've been demoted? Well, you're falling back in the pack.
Yeah, guys. But that's only because the people that we have on more recently, we tend to overpromise things.
So since you're here now, I'm probably going to be willing to be like, yeah, you're going to be the pisshole. You're going to be both balls and all the pudes for the boner.
Yeah. Okay.
But, yeah. I mean, guys, I've been loosely attached for, what is it, like a year now? Yeah, over a year.
a year i've been loosely attached for over a year you know you can't you can't push me too far back in the past that's true have you had people come up to you and ask you about boner dogs i actually have i'm not surprised i got so many people that came up to me after the first time we did the podcast like yo heard you guys heard you on part of my take man that was awesome i didn't realize you guys were you guys are a huge deal cali too yeah i mean boner dogs is going to happen. If I were to put money on it, I heard you on part of my take, man.
That was awesome. I didn't realize you guys were a huge deal.
Out in Cali, too, yeah. I mean, Boner Dogs is going to happen.
If I were to put money on it, I would say that within five years, the actual movie will be legit. I don't know if it's going to be like full length or what, but I would imagine.
I don't doubt that at all. The only question with Boner Dogs at this point, it's not if it's a when and it's not a when, it's how much money they're going to give us up front.
Because if they give us too much we're just going to blow it all yeah like they need to dangle it they need to dangle something for us because otherwise like someone the dumbest thing someone could do is someone could just give us a big check and be like hey here you go do boner dogs and be like cool and then like 10 you know like 10 months later we just just have a flip book. But Jimmy Tatro's doing the book.
Can they just tell people not to give us a shitload of money? We'll cut this. That was dumb.
But I do think, though, that if it does happen, you are on the shortlist to play one of the main characters. Okay, this is good.
Yes. This is really good.
Also, it's a great time to do animated stuff yes all you can

that's all you can really do right that's what i would say like have you have you been able to work it all over the summer like how does that i'd imagine that like doing zoom related comedy kind of loses its it's like flair after about a week did you you didn't go to my zoom comedy show i didn't go to your zoom comedy show you did sorry i didn't get the evite i mean it's it's It's fine.

You have Real Bros See Me Valley coming out.

Whenever we air this, coming out on September 4th. September 4th.
And you had to cut it short. Yeah.
Ultimate cliffhanger. Ultimate, yeah.
Yeah, so to answer your question. Xander's just going on his bachelor party.
That's the cliffhanger. Xander is about to go on his bachelor party.
I have been. The only work I've really been doing during this time is animated stuff.
Cause you can do that like over. So like I'm doing an animated show and an animated movie and they would send me like, you know, sound recording equipment.
And like, I would set up like a little mini studio in my closet and then get on a zoom call with the director and actually get like one of them needed actual like final

productions quality sound and the other one was just kind of like you know we're gonna adr it later but i've been doing some voiceover stuff and we did have to pause uh real bros i did get covid oh shit oh yeah that's right i did yeah and uh i was like hey guys i don't think i can come into the edit. I have COVID.

How was it? It's a great excuse though yeah yeah and you know they were like are you sure you have it i'm like guys we gotta pause like there's no really getting around this um yeah i didn't have it that bad i had super super minor symptoms like i was on a trip we went to miami and like everyone in my group got it and uh like four or five people had like super bad fevers and were like the sickest they've ever been i didn't get it that bad i had pretty minor symptoms but i just lost my taste and smell for like a month and a half this was very early on right yeah i had it like way before it was cool. Yeah.
Now it's like, it's actually become not cool anymore. I mean, it's just like so mainstream now.
Right. Yeah.
Right. Everyone's talking about it.
You like COVID? Name three of their albums. Right.
Didn't think so. They're playing like all the NBA arenas now.
Yeah. I mean, like when I had it, it was so early on that like my symptoms weren't the internet yet.
Because I got it, like, March 8th was when I found out. Yeah.
First wave. The lockdown hadn't even happened yet.
So, like, I was, like, telling my production company, like, yo, we got to pause. Like, I can't go in and finish the edit right now.
Wait. But you were wearing a mask when you came in.
So are you of, like, the mindset that you can get it again? Because I feel like if I had it, just be like fuck this that's how i was at first like at first i was like i had it i'm invincible like i don't need to like cough in my mouth i'm good um not actually but um i don't know now i just like the more we find out the more we realize we know nothing and i don't want to be like a carrier and like i don't know i'm i've always been like kind of a germaphobe. Like I just wash my hands a lot.
And now I just am feeling like everything I'm touching is like infecting and I got to like hand sanitize. So I've just been like staying out of cities.
Well, welcome to New York City. Yeah, that's just a great move in general to stay out of New York.
Well, you were. Something about your Instagram and your vibe is just like, I think talked about this last time the California teen vibe.
But you are just cooler than I'll ever be. And you did a road trip that was like essentially like a Volkswagen commercial.
Yeah. Where you were just in like all the national parks living out of an RV.
Like, you know, when you see those people on Instagram, I make living out of an RV look cool and romantic? And then I think about if I were in that RV, it'd smell like farts and my clothes would be everywhere and it'd look like shit. For some reason, in all those influencers posts that they put up, there's never any wrinkled up Taco Bell in the corner of your car.
I just know how bad I would smell and how gross between every single seat yeah you did like shit you you looked like uh it was actually quite nice i was living in it was like a fucking pinterest board the whole thing yes yes i'm like i'm like in this van like god damn it i look like i'm in a fucking yes pinterest commercial right now geyser and then the next day you went on a hike and and it's like, oh, and then we cooked over this little Bunsen burner.

Like, I would have burned the whole thing down.

I would have fucking...

Yeah.

I can't take full credit for the planning of the trip or the aesthetic.

Yeah.

But I definitely reap the benefits of the vibe.

It does sound like a Subaru commercial mixed in with one of those Knob Creek whiskey ones

where they drink out of a tin glass around a campfire at the end. It's the road trip version of seeing a shirt on a mannequin and being like oh i want that shirt and then putting on and be like oh yeah i forgot i have breasts yeah or like i watched jimmy do it and i was like oh i want that and then like wait i'm a fat slob that would like burn everything and fart everywhere you can attack by a bear yeah right yeah i actually it was actually like it was actually like, it was definitely intense, you know, to travel.

Like, you know, we went to like up the California coast over to Montana and then stay there for like a week and then came down through like Jackson Hole, Yellowstone and did all that stuff.

But it went very smoothly.

Like, it's definitely intense to do it.

There's a lot of like upkeep and you're, you know, you're going around in a van.

Yeah.

But like, we, we cheated a little bit, you know, like we started to do it there's a lot of like upkeep and you're you know you're going around in a van yeah um but like we we cheated a little bit you know like we stayed at some hotels okay it wasn't like we weren't roughing it the whole time that's like when we do grit week you have to like call ahead to schedule out like certain campsites right yeah like you have to take a you have to be like hey nature can i am i allowed to sleep there on like the 30th of august right they have a list set up for you and shit. Yeah, there's an app that we found that lets you know cool campsites in the area.
It's almost like Airbnb for campsites. Are you not worried about the super volcano at Yellowstone? Not really.
We're very worried. Are you? Well, 2020 has been the year of all the fear porn online of, like, all the fear porn online, where they just, like, this would be the time.
They keep playing the hits, where they're like, okay, there's murder hornets that are back. There's, like, all the bees are dying.
Like, global warming is hitting again. Double hurricanes.
Yeah, double hurricanes. Pretty soon, they're going to break out the old summer of the shark, increasing shark attacks.
And, oh, yeah, the super volcano is still there. Dude, there was actually a shark attack at the beach I was at, like, two weeks ago.
Yep. You saw this dolphin super close to shore.
And we're looking at it like, damn, that dolphin's really close. And then all of a sudden, we hear like an hour later, like that dolphin that you saw got eaten by a shark in front of a bunch of kids.
There was blood everywhere. You got to learn some time.
The kids are traumatized. This is how you learned.
Have you ever eaten tuna? You've probably eaten've probably eaten dolphin too hard knocks life um speaking of bees though i don't know if you saw my my instagram oh yes but yes for a while for almost all of 2019 i housed probably the largest bee population west of the mississippi was that intentional or were you were you harvesting their honey i wanted to that was the goal. I found out about this thing.
Chris Hemsworth actually posted a photo of this flow hive thing. He had honey on tap.
Yeah. I was like, oh, my God.
What's the most bored a rich person can get? A flow chart. What is it called? It's a flow hive.
Flow hive. And you put your bees in this box, and then the honey filters down into, like, jars.
And that was the goal. And so everyone was like, you've got to get rid of this beehive.
Like, it was, you know, at the time it was, like, this big. And everyone was like, that's so fucking big.
You have to get rid of this. And I was like, we need the bees.
Like, we're doing a good thing. I'm not getting rid of the beehive and then like a huge chunk fell and everyone was like now you have to get rid of it but like you know i was i was just went out there with a spoon i was like scraping the honey off it was delicious so i refused to get rid of it they built it back it ended up being like this big like no It got so big, the whole thing fell off the branch.

And it was probably like 80 pounds of hive just on the ground.

That's like a metaphor.

It's like, you know, the bees, they were great, but they got too big for their own good.

Destroyed themselves.

So wait, so I saw it fall and then look at it.

What ended up happening?

So it was like the day it fell was the day I like started my camper van trip. So my roommate called me like, dude, the hide fell, dude.
Like all frantic. I can't even understand a word he was saying.
I'm like, Kyle, talk to me, man. What's going on? He's like, there's bees everywhere.
Like I couldn't even understand what he was saying. I'm like camping.
So I didn't even get back for like two weeks. And weeks and he hadn't touched it obviously it was still on the ground and uh it was just this heap of of beehive and there was still like you know there's still a sizable hive up there in the tree like that big i don't think the queen left queen still there so life goes on yeah life goes on nice but i called like you know my local hive or beekeepers or whatever and i was like how do i translate this into something i can i can get honey on tap from and she's like oh you shouldn't eat that honey like you don't know you know it's africanized the bees are like you don't know they're mating they're like cross mating and you don't want to eat that honey no what you did i did it was delicious she probably asked you for the address and now she's going to show up and harvest your honey.
I don't think that there's a profession in America that gets more free advice calls than beekeepers probably do. You have a small hive in your backyard.
You just automatically, I'm going to call a beekeeper. Yeah, Billy, you want to tell Jimmy about Africanized honeybees? I mean, you just looked...
Africanized honeybees are actually a real problem because they're invasive and they sting more

and they're way more aggressive

and they've actually been a huge problem.

This is our bee expert, Millie.

Oh, wow.

I didn't know you guys had a local bee expert.

I would have stopped talking a long time.

He's got a farm.

He's got a farm, yeah.

He's got like every animal out there.

Oh, shit.

Last time...

Sorry, just disregard everything I say.

No, he actually reads just Wikipedia and then makes up half the facts. So what he just said very well could be false.
Okay. Like, actually, most likely is false.
I would actually think that their honey would be tastier, though. Yeah.
Because they're so aggressive about defending it. Really? What do you say about that? They actually escaped from a lab in Brazil.
They were trying to create... See, this is where he's making it up.
No, this part's true. This is actually true.
They escaped from a lab. Yeah, it's a problem.
Then they spread. Got it.
Huge issue. Into Jimmy's backyard.
Is this the plot line of Ant-Man and the Wasp? Yeah, they're Brazilian honeybee. They've got big asses.
They escaped from a lab. Yeah.
Oh, man. See, the best part about Billy is you just have someone around who you just ask questions to.
He says it with enough confidence. It doesn't really matter what he says.
Right we're just like, okay. That makes sense.
That's really just a secret to life in general. Last time we saw you on the big screen was actually not on a big screen because it was on a home release of King of Staten Island.
Right. It was intended to be a big screen.
It was, yeah, which I really enjoyed. I thought it was a really good movie.
Very good. We had Bill Burr on here.
There's a lot of Oscar buzz around Bill Burr's performance in that movie.

Actually?

Yeah.

I mean, I thought he killed it.

I mean, yes, from us.

From us.

But I thought he was really good in it.

So I'll start off by asking you the same question I asked him.

Did you get to kiss Marissa Tomea?

I did not.

That would have been probably pretty weird for one of the random firefighters in that

firehouse too.

Yep.

But Bill Burr is just the coolest yeah like the coolest guy ever you know he does not need to be that cool like he could still be as cool as he is by being much less cool you know what i mean yeah does that make sense i agree like he's like one of those og stand-up comics that like he could be a dick and still be super cool people would still be like i love him yes people would still be like i love you you're the man right but he actually is he's actually like super super cool yes and just super nice and like just just the best did you get did you get as much screen time as you thought you were gonna get you i know you have to like you want to be in a judd apatow movie again uh it was actually good that they cut you and you should say that yeah like yeah uh thought it might be in a little a little more i didn't really know how does that work though well so i'm like good buddies with pete and um so i kind of like i don't usually sign up for something without really knowing what i'm getting into but pete was like yo you got to be in my movie and i was like yeah 100 your movie judd like, 1,000%, I'm doing it. So I didn't even really, like, read a script or anything.
We just kind of showed up and, you know, like, they had a script, I think. But I didn't really get a script until, like.
They just, like, handed you the mop, and they were like, here you go. Just be in the background of this shot.
Right, right. Yeah i i came out here for like firefighter training and like we did like a full day of like fire drills and stuff and like we're in the gear like you know crawling on the floor with one foot on the wall like putting out real fires and stuff um and then yeah i saw the movie i was like did we need to do now did you do you how does it work do you get paid you get paid beforehand so it doesn't matter how much you're in it you obviously want to be in it more but it's not like ultimately it's if they yeah you're kind of getting paid for your time right you know right as long as you're it's like week by week.
Or like there's, I mean, there's a locked in rate before you even get out there. But, you know, I was just happy to be, I just like, you know, Judd Apatow is like, Judd Apatow obviously.
Can I give you a spin zone? Here's a good way to think about it. So you were in that movie with a lot of like superstar legends of the game comedians and actors, right? Like the cast was just like a who's who.

Right now, you are very much like an up-and-coming actor who's next in line to be in that who's who.

So like in the movie, you played a firefighter

that was an up-and-comer coming onto the force,

learning from the big dogs, and you were next up.

It was just an allegory for your career.

Wow.

So it's really deep if you think about it that way.

That's a great way to look at it. They used you perfectly.
That was very nice perfectly that was very nice of you yeah i'll do a meaner way um how much longer can you be considered up and coming before we're just like this guy's never coming i don't know i think i don't think i have that much longer i think i like a few more years of being up and coming before it just, you know. That's just it.
A dud, yeah. No, I think you're up and coming.
You're what, 28? 28, yeah. I think you have until at least like 33 and then it's like, okay, what are you? You're either coming or you're washed.
Yeah, so you're five years. Five years you got, I think you're, you think you'll ever be like a big-time movie, maybe not like the main role but like the awesome sidekick that everyone really loves? Yeah.
I think I will. I mean everything has just taken like a long time.
Right. Nothing has like happened in my career overnight.
Everything has been like such a process. And like every time I've thought like something something would really be big even if it has been big and like propel me super far it's like it's just kind of like just just been a slow process and i've just kind of accepted that everything's going to take time um and just try not to get discouraged with the process just enjoy the process as much as possible and when you do get frustrated just nice to like turn around look and see how far you've come and then put your head down and just keep going does it get frustrating at all and i would imagine it does but like real bros of simi valley is so fucking funny like it's one of the funniest things i've watched and i've watched it i'm like why isn't this a tv show like who's making the decisions where they're not like this is fucking genius does that get frustrating we're like hey guys like i mean you can't say hey guys this is genius but i can it's genius well thank you um i mean the way that all happened is like it's funny real bros was never like a big priority of mine like yeah at the time we sold it it was just kind of like i was trying to sell something else and we just like you know i had already like financed it and we made it for my youtube channel so it was like it was done and all we needed to do to sell it was like just show facebook and they were like yeah we want that right so like i didn't really put too much you know time into like deciding where it was going to live and everything it was just like oh facebook wants to make this awesome let's make it um so i mean like i'm happy that we have a place to just make it and put it up and it's free i watched something like that and i'm like how is this not a hit across the board when you see other things you're like this is not like that funny and I watch Real Bros and I laugh the entire time.
Yeah. So it doesn't have to be on TV though.
It doesn't have to be on TV to be a huge hit. Like I think that the way that turned out ended up being like a massive massive success and the reality is like network executives for the most part aren't going to look to these other places like Facebook or YouTube until like they have kids that reach the age where their kids can tell them what to watch and what's cool.
Right. And then at that point, they'll reach out.
And then do I really want to be on TV? Like we had a TV show for a day. We left because we didn't feel like that was our scene.
So we decided to quit. We just bounced.
We just said, fuck you. There's nothing else that happens.
Two middle fingers in the air coming back to the podcast scene. But I think with the different platforms you've been on, you don't need to be on NBC.

Right. No, I'm not saying you should.
It probably could have worked there. Yeah, I don't really want to.
To your point, I don't really want to be. It's not like I don't measure the success of the show by where it lives.
Yeah. I think the show is successful.
It lives on Facebook. People love it.
It's a hit where it is. But yeah, people associate legitimacy so much with where it is and it being on a network platform.
I don't think it would belong on a network platform. And right now, I just want to be on as many platforms as possible.
I just want more people to see it because I think it's that funny that's my thing is like and i'm sure there's a lot of people who do see it on facebook but it's like that's the frustrating part where it's like you see other shows less funny shows get promotion and you're like wait this show is is way funnier why aren't more you know yeah i mean it's it's no red table talks but it's pretty good i think i like the memes i like the uh bro i'm straight up not having a good time meme it just applies to everything my favorite one you've probably seen as a jason saying i'm straight up not having a good time bro and the caption of it is poland during world war ii you are you are becoming like that is you are becoming a cult classic in the meme world yeah it's there's a lot of a lot of also appreciate, I've been seeing a lot of sports programs tweeting out straight-up-not-having-a-good-time memes. And also, the thing I like the most is I've been getting tweeted a lot of videos of a college baseball player who will slide into second and then pop up and do the, like, this ender move.
And I i'm like i love that yeah i want that to be like an nfl celebration get that going oh i'm sure i'm sure george kittle would do something like that oh yeah he seems like a real big semi-valley fan absolutely he is a fan of the real bros yeah yeah saw that coming uh we love we love doing it yeah yeah bortles r.i.p he could do that yeah um last time we had you on, you broke it down really nice for us, the difference between, like, was it Kickback? Party, Kickback. Party, Hank Sesh, was that one of them? Yeah.
I forget what all the different ones were. Yeah, yeah.
Can you just break down the difference between various types of bros in Southern California? Because as far as me and Big Cat are concerned, there's one type of bro. We're very myopic in how we view it, and we're just afraid of all of them.
But I'm sure there's nuances, right, from Simi Valley to Huntington Beach to Redondo Beach or whatever? Yeah, I mean, there's tons of different – the bros and real bros of Simi Valley are kind of like the deep valley bros. Like they're the ones with the Oakley sunglasses and the tank tops.
And they all have boats. They all have boats and jet skis that are attached to their trucks.
So that's, like, one specific kind of boat. Do they ever get mad at you? Like, has anyone ever been like, dude, that's fucked up? Honestly, I thought that would happen, but it kind of hasn't.
Okay. Yeah okay yeah no i haven't gotten like any any hate from those those bros okay they seem to like it they're psyched to have representation right right they're like this guy's they're showing their kids hell yeah like look look that can be you on tv we can do this yeah right right okay so that's that that's the valley bros and then you know you got like the the surfer bros like the malibu bros they're like, you know's the Valley Bros.
And then you got the Surfer Bros, like the Malibu Bros. They're like the more tan, skinnier, blonde hair.
Would you say soft? I don't know. I'm not going to say soft.
Less smoothies. Somebody might say soft? More pretty.
Okay. Pretty voice.
Okay. What else? NorCal? NorCal is another type of bro in norcal there's some crossover between norcal and the senior bros i think where does norcal start is that like bakersfield no bakersfield is pretty so yeah okay where would be the cutoff line uh maybe like san Jose.
Okay. All right.
Okay what about like inland bros like uh where i think semi bros are kind of inland they kind of are yeah because i'm thinking of um like how would you classify it's basically a desert right like semi valley is a very dry place yeah it is i mean it's just like deep valley so it's not that far from the beach yeah but there's also like a lake out there so i was just i i remember driving through there and i was like this looks like every suburb that i've ever lived in my entire life hey that's the show right there what about like the diaz brothers where are they they're from 209 where's that who were the they're uh nate diaz the ufc fighters okay dallas braden is from 209 where's. Where are they from? Dallas Braden? 29 area code.
That would be Stockton. Modesto.
Stockton, Modesto. That's up north of North Cal.
Let's circle back to the name Dallas Braden. Yeah.
Yes. Yeah, that's an all-time name.
Threw a perfect game once. Well, no hitter, but yeah.
Who is he? He works with us. He used to pitch for the A's, flamed out, but did throw a perfect game.
Wow. Dallas Braden is a solid name, though.
Yes. Braden Dallas would be a good name, too.
He's a Cali bro. He's got the Cali bro.
He's like, he's got, I don't know where Stockton is, but he's, that's the Nate Diaz, like, they're intimidating in their own own right I love a good full name, like a good, you know, just a name that you hear and you're like wow, that just flows nicely Dallas Brayden. It paints you a picture before you even meet him and you probably get the exact picture correctly.
Right, absolutely. I was looking through your filmography before you came here and I saw you were in a movie called...
See, last time you did this, you pulled up my stats from high school. We can talk about that.
What was it, 1.6 points per game? It was a little less than Skip Bayless. It was bad.
You averaged half a day. But you had that one tournament that you went off.
I appreciate you remembering that. Yes, yes.
I do. You fucking balled out that tournament.
Yeah, I mean, you know, as I said last time, I don't think all the games were recorded. 1.7 points per game, I'm sorry.
But you had the .1 assists per game and then 1.2 rebounds per game. But if you look, you may notice only like two games were recorded or maybe three.
Yeah, or ten. You also seem like this might be, I don't even think there's a mean thing to say, but you also seem like the kid who was way taller than everyone when he was 12 and stopped growing.
No, I was short. Okay.
I just stayed short the whole time. Yeah.
You had, yeah. So you had that like alpha energy where you're like, Oh, that kid was a boss when he was like 12.
I was not a boss. And he just never grew ever again.
No. He was like 5'8 when he was 11.
I had a big gap in my teeth. And in sophomore year, I had like the Bieber swoosh and braces.
So I don't know if it was alpha energy coming out of me. Oh, there's some good pictures of you here.
So they've got you on Max Preps. Somehow somebody uploaded yourself to Max Preps.

You had some fucking cankles back in high school, huh?

Cankles?

Yeah.

At least in this one picture.

Look at this picture.

There's no ankle there.

I mean, those are just the calves.

Yeah.

Those are just bulging calves. You also give off the alpha energy because you're an L.A.
guy who went to Arizona, which

I just figured like, holy shit, that guy has had his shirt off for like half his life.

And I take my shirt off never.

I don't know. You're an L.A.
guy who went to Arizona, which I just figured, like, holy shit, that guy has had his shirt off for, like, half his life. And I'd take my shirt off never.
I mean, you're looking pretty jacked right now. Yeah, I'm wearing a black shirt today, so thank you.
That's all it takes, yeah. Yeah, but you have, like, when you go to Arizona, you just basically pop your shirt off right when you get off the plane.
You're like, all right, let's party for the next four years. Is that not wrong? You're not wrong.
Yeah not wrong about that right i know i'm right sandler does that too right sandler's always taking his shirt off because like he's low-key jack that's why he wears like all the big clothes around his friends because that way when he takes his shirt off around him they're like holy fuck sandler's actually swole so like it's a good like undersell over deliver technique you don't want to be too jacked like if you're if jacked like there's some people that take their shirt off and i'm like dude if i was that jack i would be uncomfortable it's a problem taking my shirt off because i would people would be like okay calm the fuck down it's soccer guy hot it tells me guys have like the per like the body that every every chick wants now soccer guys they love to take their shirts right because they're not jacked, but they have a six-pack. You know what I don't like? When soccer guys rip their shirts off, they score a goal, right? They rip their shirt off.
Sure. You're happy.
You want to rip your shirt off, whatever. But when they adjust their waistline and pull it down a little bit to show the dick line, it's like, come on, man.
Yeah, well, I think they shave before the games, they're like they're hairless or maybe just from playing soccer you just develop a lack of hair on your body um but i was gonna say i saw that you were in a movie called how to have sex on a plane whoa what was that about that my imdb there's some of my youtube videos have been have been uploaded to IMDB.

I guess either someone that was in it wanted to put it on IMDB or something.

So that's just a YouTube sketch that I did.

It's actually my most viewed YouTube video.

That's like piss dogs being on your IMDB page.

Got it.

Okay, yeah.

Got it.

Yeah, just listed your character as lead guy.

Yeah, I didn't do that.

I actually tried to get it taken off because... we can get that figured out for you it's harder than you think really yeah imdb is forever but that would be a shame that video is actually my my most viewed youtube video oh wow yeah off the top of your head do you know how many it has my guess is i last i checked it was like 50 million or something.
So it would be bad if someone put, like, Lead Scrotum Boner Dogs 2022 on your IP. In production.
It is in production, right? That would be bad. Lead Scrotum.
Yeah. I'd want to maybe work with that character name a little bit.
Fuck. Yeah, you have, like, 60 million views on this.
Holy shit. That video was actually a real idea that I had.
To have sex on a plane? Yeah. I pitched it to my ex-girlfriend.
You pitched it like this is a meeting that you had with her at the bar? It was like a half-joking pitch, but I was like, you know, I was talking about joining the Mile High Club, and I'm like, the move is. Like, everyone thinks, like, you sneak to the bathroom, and, you know, you, like, sneak it.
But it's like, it's so obvious. You both walk into the bathroom everyone knows what's going on so i'm like you gotta fake an argument right you start screaming at each other but you're embarrassed you don't want to have a screaming argument in front of everyone on this plane so you're like let's go finish this screaming argument in the bathroom so you keep screaming in the bathroom pretending you're arguing but little do they know you're actually sex, but you just need to keep screaming at each other the whole time, and then you finally finish the argument and you walk out.
That's very smart. And you're like, sorry about that, everybody.
We just had to work that out. So anytime it's occurred to me, like, maybe you could join the Mile High Club, I've always just thought, like, going back to your seat, everyone will stare at you, and then, like, what happens in the sky? Can a flight attendant the sky can a flight attendant like arrest you can they come up be like sir you need to come with me because i would crack like that any i think any guy would but it wouldn't be from the flight attendant saying like i think you were having sex in the bathroom tell me if all they would have to say would be like you just got laid in the bathroom that is so awesome and i'd be like yeah it was and they gotcha gotcha.
That's the easiest way. Yes.
All right, so Jimmy, you are a diehard Laker fan. Yeah.
If the Lakers win this year, where you agree, it doesn't count, right? Okay, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I mean, we all agree. I think it counts.
No. Only if LeBron loses.
What doesn't count about it? It's a bubble. It's like a Mickey Mouse situation.
Yeah, there's no away games. The fake fans.
So you're saying because there's no fans, it doesn't actually count. So then what? The NFL is not going to count? No, no, no.
It's different. It's different.
Well, it depends on who wins. Why is the NFL different? What about baseball? Well, it depends on who wins the World Series.
Like if the Yankees are going to count. The Raptors win.
I counts. I see what's happening.
The Raptors always at a neutral location. True.
That's a good point, Hank. Great point.
Also, they're going to be playing in the real stadiums. They're not going to be playing at, like, Walt Disney World.
Yeah. So, the NBA, they're playing, like, in front of, like, me characters, basically.
Right. I don't know.
I think it definitely still counts. Is LeBron your favorite Laker of all time? Absolutely not.
I mean, Kobe's my favorite Laker of all time.

That will never change.

What if LeBron wins seven titles in a row?

I will be very thankful of LeBron for doing that.

What if Caruso wins eight titles in a row?

Caruso?

Yeah.

I hope he does, man.

I hope he does.

And I would really appreciate them doing that for Kobe's program.

It becomes Caruso's city. Alex Caruso gets a mural.
What if Dwight Howard wins 10 in a row? Ooh. Man, I, you know.
You don't have to say anything more. Dwight, I have mixed feelings about Dwight Howard.
I'm happy he's on the team and doing well in his role, but it's hard to forgive him for his complete dud of a season. Right.
Back when we could have got Chris Paul and Dwight Howard. The whole thing brings up some bad memories.
Wait, so you're obviously Rams, not Chargers, right? Yeah, Rams. Okay.
Yeah. But I mean, the Clippers are obviously, no one who's actually from L.A.
possibly could care about the clippers are you worried if you are a clippers fan you're clearly not from la oh i like that what they should move to san diego what about i would love for them to move to san diego oh so you hate the clippers i am out i i never cared about the clippers you know i like it was always just like sure you guys can you guys can be here too it's fine it's like you know um we can you know you can share whatever right and then the second they get a little bit good it's just from all these clipper fans coming out of the woodworks just they just want to yap they want to talk about how they're the team of la and it's just like shut up we let you be here just just be grateful. Go to San Diego.

Take the Chargers with you, too.

Just get out of here.

So if the Clippers beat the Lakers this year,

are you then saying it doesn't count?

I wouldn't say it doesn't count.

I would just be... Pretend it doesn't count.

That would be a tough one.

I think that would make LeBron the biggest disappointment

of all Lakers of all time.

Ooh.

If he doesn't win any titles and he loses against your local rivals? If he loses to your Clippers, that would be tough. Yeah, takeaways purple and gold.
LeBron, you know, he needs to bring the title home this year. Would you say he's been a disappointment thus far? No, I wouldn't.
He hasn't won a title yet. I mean, this is his second year.
Didn't make the playoffs first year. Didn't even make the playoffs first year.
Traded away all his teammates. Yeah.
Lonzo Ball was going to be a Laker for life. He's going bald.
We got AD. We were the best team in the league this year.
We're going to hopefully knock on wood, win that championship. Which doesn't really count.
It counts, though. It does.
No. You won't put up a banner.
A banner? What do you mean a banner? Like you won't put a banner up. We won the bubble.
For that? Yeah, like the bubble? Who cares? I mean, it's still. Like I'm not going to count it in LeBron's record unless he loses.
It's not like the competition isn't still good out there. It's not like these players are like playing like they're in a bubble.
Some of them are. Yeah.
Like I would say like the Bucs stink. The Suns have played like they're in a bubble because they don't play well outside we just want to discredit lebron in any way possible so there's really you guys you guys hate lebron yeah i just it's funny thing i hated lebron yeah i hated him in when he went to the heat and he did the whole not one not two not three and clandu is gonna win like nine championships win like nine championships.
When he did that, I was like, fuck you, LeBron.

I'm taking my talents to mine.

I was like, fuck that.

I didn't like him at all.

And then he went back to Cleveland, and I just found it too hard to hate on him

just for what he did when he was like 26.

So I forgave him for his immature actions.

Yeah, now you're like, oh. No, I liked the whole time he was on the Cavs when he went back to Cleveland I was like I respect you for doing that he brought a championship home to his hometown I was like very respectable you know I can't hate on you anymore your Miami days were behind you and now he's on the Lakers now he just happens to be on the Lakers what was very obviously happening was you were seeing into the future and you're like, wait, he's going to be a free agent in two years.
He's probably going to come to L.A. I will pre-forgive him so that when he comes to L.A.
I won't have to change my mind all of a sudden. I completely – I got to a point where it wasn't – everyone was saying LeBron might come, and I was just like, I don't want to expect anything because every time this happens, there's just so many rumors of people coming, and just it never happened so when it did happen i was just you know i'm of the mindset that like lebron james is the best basketball player of all time but he's also so fun to watch like watching fuck up all the time like fuck up the small little things like when for example he's always reading a book and he's always on the first page of the book like meaning he probably doesn't actually sit down and read through all these things he just likes being photographed holding a book in his hands all the things where like he's showing up to the game holding a glass of wine like walking underneath the tunnel so that the camera's on like all that stuff is fucking hilarious to make fun of before and he gives people a lot of material but I think he is the best basketball player of all time no you don't think that I do no you don't who do you don't.
Who do you think is the best? Jordan. He's going to say Jordan.
It's not even close. Not even close.
LeBron is four. Four.
It's Jordan one, Shaq two, Anthony Davis three. Whoa.
Coming in with AD? Yeah, no. This is, I mean, the Laker Dan thing.
I actually, when Kobe passed away and I had, the night before, had been talking about LeBron was my number one Laker of all time. I remember I texted you like a week later, and that was the first time I was like, oh, shit.
Because you were like, that's not funny. Yeah.
I mean, dude, honestly, it sounds kind of crazy, but luckily enough, I haven't had a close family member pass away. So Kobe's death was the hardest a death has ever hit me by far and like i cried for weeks like like i just was so i've never been so sad i just didn't think it was i was capable of being that sad and there's you know that song uh stay scheming when it's like bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym yep uh like Like, he, like, drops Kobe's name in that part.

And I was just, like, this was, like, a month after.

And I'm, like, in my car just, like, vibing.

I was, like, having a great day.

I'm dancing to the song.

And then I just said that line and I just kind of sat there for a second.

And then it just came over me.

And I started crying, like, in the car by myself.

Like, I went from just, like, yeah. And then just crying.
and then I just started cracking up at how ridiculous that must have looked yeah sports so you can cry at sports yeah so if anyone saw that span of 60 seconds they would have been like that guy's a fucking he's losing it he's losing it danced cried and then laughed in 30 seconds that's a hell of a day though as Jimmy V would say right yes if you can dance cry come and laugh in the same day that's a hell of a day how though, as Jimmy V would say, right? Yes. If you can dance, cry, come, and laugh in the same day, that's a hell of a day.
How did you know I came? I came right after. I mean, I could tell.
You're up and coming all the time. You just described your body being so confused.
It was just like expelling liquids from various warfaces. It's going everywhere.
Guess I better nut and shit. All right.
So, Jimmy, you got September 4th, Real Bros of Simi Valley's out. Yeah.
I have my last question. It is the MeUndies question, MeUndies.com slash PMT to get 15% off your first purchase.
My question is actually not a question. It's just, Billy, just take the mic and start talking to Jimmy.
He's your idol. I'm a budding, up-and-coming thespian myself.
I'm in an improv. Thespian, right off the bat, this crash and burn.
Billy's going to try to sound very smart, but he instead— I said thespian. uh i i'm in a improv that's being right off the bat this this crash and burn billy's gonna try to sound very smart but he instead you said thespian like not like yeah not how do you say it it's thespian or the p anyway i'm a huge fan of the show i was actually me and my buddies were real bros of semi valley for halloween oh wow that wasn't halloween Halloween, Billy.
You went Simi Face? What? Yeah, it was actually hilarious, but I'm a huge fan of the show. Who are you? Well, actually, so I was Duncan.
I don't actually look like a good Duncan, but my buddy looked really good as Zan. Pull the picture.
Get a picture. Let's go.
He's wearing a black tank top. It's hilarious.
this is the guy said that he's your idol he's a bro I think I'd be a great rancho bro if you ever needed an extra or any other different valleys the rancho bros I don't want to give too much away but the rancho bros have kind of disbanded. And yeah, some of them went to Del Vista.
Yeah, so some of the Rancho Bros are over in Del Vista now, repping Del Vista pretty hard. Well, if you need a Del Vista bro, I...
Okay. This is Billy's real voice, by the way.
No, he's not putting this on. Billy, tell him.
No, I was going to put on a fake voice to pretend I'm a thensby. No, no, no.
I was going to be like, yeah, I'm a budding thensby. Okay, well, okay.
You're not putting on a fake voice to pretend I'm a thespian. I was going to be like, yeah, I'm a budding thespian.
Speaking of putting on a fake voice, I always thought it'd be funny if I like, I already fucked this up, but like if I had just like gotten really good at like a British accent. Yeah.
And then when I did like talk shows and stuff or like podcasts that came on like as a British guy and everyone's like, he's British. That always fucks me.
Like when you see Adele talk, it's like she's got the most beautiful voice in the world. She's like, thank you very much.
Thank you. Yeah.
Idris Elba. That should not be Idris Elba.
After watching The Wire and then you're like, what? He's British? Okay. It's like, it's always these people and they all have British accents.
Yes. Like all the best actors.
You should do that. Who's the guy from Wales?

Sean Connery?

No, I don't know.

Wait, Billy, go back to what you were just saying.

You want to be an extra?

I think I could fit it.

I think I could play a part.

Tell him how much you squat and bench.

I bench 300 pounds and I squat somewhere over 400 right now. Don't lie.

You said 300?

Yeah.

What about...

What do you squat? What do you squat? 4'1515. Four 15.
Five times. Okay, cool.
Perfect. Billy, tell them about the car that you wanted to buy.
I'll pass that on. Oh, yeah.
I found this super souped up Humvee, but it's street legal. Humvee? Yeah.
I really think I could play a role here. Okay.
Okay, but it's street legal. And you said 415? It was also a truck truck, right? Okay, cool, cool, cool.
It also had a truck in it. What color? It was actually, it was camo green.
Camo, okay. Street legal.
Billy definitely watches real TV. He's like, this is a reality show, like an actual reality show.
Well, you know, I'll pass it on if there's a season four. Dunk surf, I mean.
Season three has already been shot. I was thinking Billy could be a real bro of Silicon Valley.
And he could be like, I don't know, like a cousin. And he's trying to pitch your app.
Tell them about your app, Billy. Oh, I have this app idea where it's like Waze for going out.
So you know how Waze is like crowd. You crowdsource information on...
I had a similar idea. I'm not even going to lie.
I think everyone who's been at a crowded bar has had this idea. No, but it's like a crowd...
Crowdsourced information on like what's crowded, like the vibe, like basically lines for clubs. The ratio.
The ratio is a good idea. Yeah, it's a great idea.
Yeah. Which bouncers are soft on IDing? You're 21 now, Billy.
That's really where it came to me when I was like, where can I get into bars? I thought about that for lines. Yeah.
If there was one for lines. And then you insert a payment option.
Actually, you should cut this because this might be like, this could work. Invite them on your podcast.
This is what I'm talking about. Perfect.
Now invite him on your podcast And we'll finish We gotta cut this man Yeah This is gonna take off Hey uh Do you want to come on my podcast? Where's your podcast? It's like daily So we can fit you in anytime It's called like Who's on steroids And we just guess Who's on steroids And then we Okay Provide evidence Okay You got You got anyone you can think of? That I think is on steroids? Oak. LeBron.
Yeah, probably. Itch.
Low-key LeBron. I'm totally going to take advantage of my time on the mic, but how is filming with the Blue Mountain State guys? It was a lot of fun.
Yeah, it was crazy. It was probably pretty similar to what you'd expect yeah except sad is like a family man with kids and stuff billy gave us a list of six questions and uh they were all along the lines of here's number five american vandal was sick that was his question and then uh the one about blue mountain state was like blue mountain state's cast he tried to like write like use use loft language to write the exact same question.
Blue Mountain State's cast has been notoriously close and tightened it throughout. How did you work into this dynamic as an outsider in the filming, but also an extremely fitting addition? Any stories from the set? That's just Billy's way of saying Blue Mountain State was sick, right? So sick, question mark.
i definitely have some stories from the set yeah

i don't know if i don't know if now's a good time but uh yeah i mean it was it was very eventful we were in north carolina the whole time like i said it was probably pretty similar to what you'd expect um yeah not from thad but mostly from the uh in detail explain it to billy how sick it was He has something he can go fap to later.

So freaking sick.

No, no, no.

Quick question.

Woe is sicker. I would say, I mean, I think it was more, I had more fun.

I learned a lot more on the 22 Jump Street set.

And I got to work with like, you know, Phil Lord and Chris Miller,

who just, you know, are like the biggest geniuses.

And Jonah Hill and like, you know, people that are like,

I don't know, I've really looked up to for a long time.

Blue Mountain State was a lot of fun. But Jump Street was just like a, I mean, that was just an amazing experience to have.
Yeah. I think you did an amazing role as Rooster, I just got to say.
It was awesome. Thanks, man.
Great job, Billy. I've been a fan since your TFM days, so it was just kind of start starting.
Hey, I appreciate you, man. Thank you, Billy.
I fucking love it. That was wonderful.
I love it. I don't even know if I can if I can end on anything stronger I just want to say he's been just sitting behind every time you say something he's just like he goes I know that guy I just want to say it was kind of fucked up that you didn't do that Gal Gadot thing where you did the montage of imagine when everybody was getting sick with coronavirus oh Oh my god, dude.
I saw that and I was just like, oh man, this is bad. Really bad.
This is bad. Really bad.
It was almost so bad, I thought they were joking. Like, this is funny.
Right. But they weren't.
Wait, but that didn't cure COVID? No, well, for a little bit. I think none of them got it.
Yeah. That's probably why you got it, because you weren't in it.
Fuck. Yeah.
You didn't post a video. Did you post anything on Instagram about my heart and thoughts go out to all the victims? I don't know if I did, no.
But I did have it. So for all the people that think it's fake, it is real.
Wear a mask mask you gotta tweet that every day on twitter i have to yeah yeah was it uh was it sick to just like take shots of vodka and tequila afterwards not having any taste whatsoever you just rip everything that was it was just it sucked not having smell and taste it's just it was just annoying like it was just like it's really just a bummer you know like I could taste stuff but it was like I couldn't

really

get the intricacies

of taste and smell

yeah those slim jims just didn't

snap the same way they just didn't yeah

fuck alright well Jimmy

this has been awesome man thank you for coming by

of course man oh you got the picture let's

see it let's see it Billy's got the picture of him

as real bros for

Halloween I love that this is the most

starstruck he's ever been and've had you know a-rod was here like two days ago jim florentine's coming tomorrow he's pretty pumped about that yeah we're coming back hot with the the bachelor party i'm pumped for the batch cabo was supposed to be one episode it ended up being so long got split into two so wait how many episodes we got left four four episodes it was supposed to be one episode. It ended up being so long, it got split into two.

So wait, how many episodes

we got left, four?

Four episodes.

Okay.

It was supposed to be three episodes.

We got two Cabo episodes.

And then the wedding, I assume.

And then we got,

actually, two and a half episodes

are in Cabo.

Like, a lot of episode 10

is still in Cabo.

And then they get back.

They got the rehearsal dinner.

Ooh, nice.

And shit goes down.

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Cornerback, Tredavious White. Trey, should we say Trey? We're going to say Trey.
Yeah, that's fine. Okay.
Are you pointing at me? All right, so let's start. I actually wanted to start with you, Josh.
You were trending today. Did you realize that? Why? What'd I do? You threw a fucking sick bomb sick bomb in practice oh for all the right reasons you were trending all right good that's good thanks so how do you feel right now like getting into camp uh have you changed anything because people are like holy shit look at josh allen i'm like that's how he always looks he just throws bombs down the field yeah i mean i just you know we worked hard in the off season we got a we got some guys to throw to now so um it's it's always a good thing to get the ball in their hands yeah do you realize though like when when teams post these videos on Twitter of their quarterbacks throwing spirals in slow motion how sweet it looks are you thinking about that when you're practicing no I know how sweet it looks but it's not anything I think about you know it's I'm not thinking you know shit that one wasn't spiraling too great.
I know that they're not going to put it on social media, though. It's going to be the good throws, right? That's true.
Yeah, they curate that. Well, no, we choose to believe that that's what all your passes look like.
Correct. Perfect spirals.
I'm with you there. 75 yards away.
Yeah, they don't. Trey, is he hard to intercept in practice? Hell yeah.
If you want a broke finger, a dislocated finger, yeah, you want to intercept it. But I'm just going to knock it down.
I'm not going. I'm not wasting my time.
There you go. I'm not going to miss a game trying to intercept the ball in practice.
I saw the other day he threw a bomb over you. They called you out.
Like all the reporters that were watching, they were like, yeah, Josh just threw like a bomb to John Brown. The offense fall started, so the play was already dead.
You know how the internet is, man. They always trying to take you down, man.
It doesn't matter if it's a false start. Yeah, they did not include the fact that it was a false start on that one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But did you know it was a false start? Yeah, I did.
That's why I stopped. No, you're lying now.
Trey, so we're we're uh good friends i'm gonna say we're good friends with coach oh you played for him for half a season uh are you guys sitting in the same room no you're not no social distance yeah so coach oh uh what was it like to play for him and do you have any great stories because we love him so so much uh it was great man the energy he brought we needed we needed to change at that particular moment we uh our team got stagnant because coach miles had been there for 12 13 years and it was the same message and we had young we had a young team and uh those guys needed something he's to revamp and he he brought the energy and just guys love to play for him, man. He's complete.
Coach Miles was the player's coach too, but Coach Oak is the complete player's coach. I mean, he takes his players – he takes what they say to heart.
And he works with the players, man. Even though if you tell them you're sore, something like that, he just gives you the reason to want to run through the wall for him.

So, I mean, he continues to check on us and stuff like that.

So he was a thrill to play for, man.

I really enjoyed it for the last eight weeks, nine weeks,

how long it was.

I have to mention I went to the University of Wisconsin,

and we don't get a lot of big-time wins.

But Wisconsin actually was part of the reason why Coach O got the job

Thank you. went to the University of Wisconsin, and we don't get a lot of big-time wins, but Wisconsin actually was part of the reason why Coach O got the job because you got Bart Houstoned in Lambeau.
Can you believe that you lost to Bart Houston? No. Actually, Wisconsin was very good that year.
I think they got up to, like, number three in the country, so they were very good, but we were expecting to win, man. We did not expect to go up there and lose, but it was a tough game.
Those guys were really good, and they really shocked us, to be honest. They really shocked us.
They was able to run with us, and their defense was really good for all the athletes we had on the field, bro. They had a great, great, great group of guys that day.
I'm going to just take what you just said and just say Big Ten speed, baby. There you go.
Speaking of Wisconsin, Coach Doug's going to turn it down. I'm still confused about the whole ordeal there.
No, I'm going to come back. So, Josh, I appreciate because you've always been – you were a day one ride or die guy with Coach Doug's.
I always felt bad when you and Jared Goff would be like, how do you not see anything out there? Like, are you really this bad at the game? But you guys stuck with me. He is going to come back eventually at some point when everyone least expects it.
Trey's like, what the hell's going on, Coach Doug? It's a made-up video game, Coach, that I started playing NCAA 14 when the pandemic was going on and there were no sports on. So I would just go online every night and play, and a bunch of people would watch, and Josh would watch and be like, dude, I'm trusting in you, but you're not very good at this game.
And I figured it out eventually. You did.
Yeah. And you did win a title with LSU, right? I won a title with LSU.
Three-time national champions. Trey, were you down in New Orleans for the national championship? I wouldn't miss it for nothing in the world.
That's the only how I got over the playoff loss against Houston. There you go.
That's the only how I got over. It was such a fun time down there.
Did you cry when they won? No, I did, but I celebrated like I won because those guys got a ring for all of the guys that came before them, especially the 2011 team that lost the last time

the national championship was in New Orleans.

So all those guys were back.

So we had a great, great celebration in the locker room for those young guys.

I noticed you didn't hand out any money like Odell.

So are you even a real tiger?

I'm a real tiger, but I don't have no money to pass out. You got to get your money from Josh.
No. Yo.
No, he, no. Trey will have enough here.
Come here soon enough. There we go.
There we go. We can put it to bed, though, that LSU is now officially DBU, right? Not Texas? Hold on.
That's LSU been DBU. I mean, Texas got a lot of great DBs that came out.
But if you just look as of late, man, and how it's not just we're putting them out in the pros. We're actually having guys that perform well in the pros.
So that's the thing. Yeah.
Yeah. Josh, I want to talk to you real quick about kind of a back and forth that's been brewing it's been bubbling for the last year and a half almost two years and that's the impending throw off between yourself and patrick mahomes to see who can who can carry the ball a little bit further in the air um i noticed on the schedule that kansas city is coming up to buffalo on octoberth, a Thursday night game.
I was thinking maybe that week we travel up there, maybe host a throw-off. I don't know what your schedule is like that week.
And then the winner gets Patrick Mahomes' contract. That's right.
I was talking to the guys, you know, winner gets to switch. So, like winner, no matter who wins, we switch.
Perfect. I like that.
I think I would be okay with that as long as he won the competition. But, you know, I'd be okay losing that one.
So, you'd be okay losing. Let's say he went out there, he throws the ball 76 yards.
You would tank. You would throw 65 yards.
And you'd have to suffer the wrath of that for the rest of your career as being the beta to his alpha and your only consolation prize would be 500 million dollars you could sleep with that um maybe i don't know i'll have to i'll have to ponder over that that uh delay that i have here pretty soon so i'll keep thinking about it okay 500 million i'm deflating the football trey how far do you think because you're at least slightly unbiased josh obviously can tell us how far he throws, but how far do you think Josh can actually throw a football? Just warmed up from the one-yard line? Yep. He can go over 80 for sure.
Over 80? Over 80. I think he can close to 80.
I'm going to give him between 75 and 79. I think he can throw at 80, but I'm just going to go in the back end.
But I think it's plus 75 for sure. What do you think, Josh? It's right around that 80 mark.
I'd go with it. I think the other day was – that one traveled pretty far, Hunter.
Are you thinking – there you go. Are you thinking that this year – He had to bring it up, but yeah.
What did he do? Did he take the top off the defense and throw it over you guys? Yeah, that's the play he was talking about, which our guys were talking about earlier. I thought that I had an interception as I was looking at it and as the ball continued to travel and get farther down the field, I just noticed it was like going over my head.
But I'm running at top speed. I feel like this is the year.
You said you gave up on the play, though, because it was a false start.

Good point.

I was trying to catch back up.

You got fact-checked on that one, Trey.

But then I was doing my hamstring trying to catch the ball.

Yeah, don't get hurt.

No soft tissue injuries this early in the season.

Josh, do you think that this is the year that you're going to be able to throw it out of

New Era Stadium or New Era Field?

No, it's not New Era Field anymore. What is it now? Unnamed.
Unnamed. You want to buy the name of it.
TV Day, the part of my take field. I'm all in on that, by the way.
Yes. All in on Barstool Stadium.
Hell no. Trey White Goalie Academy.
So how did that get started, Trey? I know that you always talk about Trey White Goalie Academy. That's how you introduced yourself on Sunday Night Football, right? What is that? I mean, it was something that I kind of joked around.
We was actually at a Sabres game, and I had a camp crew from the team. They were filming me for something.
And I think that the Sabres gave up a goal or something, and I was like, whoever the goalie is to do better, he should come down to the Trey White Goalie Academy in Louisiana

for some lessons and he'll be a hell of a goalie.

It stuck with – it kind of just stuck around.

And the Pagoulas and the team wanted to do some apparel

and some hats and stuff like that.

And it actually was selling.

It's actually selling still.

So I'm pretty happy about it. Hell yeah.
Stupid on a normal day. I love it.
So, I'm happy we have both of you here because we'll start with you, Josh, and then we'll go to Trey. But if there are no fans at all in the NFL season, I would have to think it helps the offense more than the defense, right? Like, have you thought uh how it's going to work when you have no fans and you're trying to run an offense Josh yeah I mean when you when you go away and you go into a hostile environment it kind of changes everything um the verbiage that you're able to use at the line of scrimmage third downs are so much tougher because you get screaming and play clocks running down you can can't make adjustments super late you got to go um you know on the silent count but now with no fans you're gonna be able to say everything at the line kind of take your time uh so it's it's definite advantage for the offense but even at home now our defense can talk they can hear what the offense is saying um they can make their adjustments as they go along the game too because the defense at home has kind of deal with with the same thing that we deal with on the road.
Interesting. So, Trey, are you noticing or do you think it's going to help you guys in the long term this year being able to talk more or is it just another thing that's going to hurt defenses in the NFL where you guys are like, we can't do anything anymore? I feel like our crowd has a huge factor, especially for the home games and disrupting the opposing quarterback.
So I feel like our crowd has a huge factor, especially for the home games, in disrupting the opposing quarterback. So I feel like no matter what, it's already tough enough to guard these guys and open space in the league.
And then if you take out the factor that those guys can't – that they're going to be able to communicate much more on third downs, which is the most important down during the drive, I think it's going to be definitely a tough deal for us to deal with this year as far as just at home games too. What about adrenaline? Are you worried about that at all, Trey, like getting pumped up for a game? Nah.
Not running out of the tunnel kind of thing? I get pumped up just to go and compete, man. My whole thing is I don't want to be embarrassed on the field, so I'm going to be pumped up pretty much every Sunday.
I'll be ready to go. Yeah, Josh.
But I tell you this, you're going to see who really loves the game when it comes to not having the cameras around and the fans around and see who really is going to be out there really playing hard for sure still. Yeah, it's going to be a lot easier to just quit at halftime and drive home in a season without any fans.
Here you go. See, that's why I didn't want to come out here.
Because, Trey, I saw your Instagram video that you did with Shady where you did an impression of Vontae at halftime. He does the best Vontae impersonation, too.
Can you bring that back out? I want to hear it. It's so funny.
Oh, so what do you want to hear about? I just do it. Which part? The whole thing.
Start at halftime. Start in the locker room.
Young man's game. Okay.
So, I mean, he had just made a crucial third down stop, like 34. I think he stopped.
He drove and hit the receiver. Fits up, you know, getting the crowd pumped up.
So, you know, things are going on, going on. And then he just sat down next to me, it's like third down.
The offense on the field. He's like, yeah.
Because he usually have his tape all the way up here. Like, he taped his wrist all the way up to his elbow.
So, he gets to taking all that out. He's like, yeah, young boy.
I think I'm done. I can't do it no more.
He said, I think this is my last go-round. So, I looked at him.
I'm like, what you mean? Like is your last... I know this is your last year.
I understand that. He was like, nah, this is my last game.
I ain't got it no more, man. This is a young man's game.
He said, he said, yeah, man, y'all got it. I'm done, coach.
I'm not going back out there. So he was just taking everything off.
Just casually taking everything off. So I was like, all right, bro.
Come halftime, he went up to the dressing room. We come in.
He was gone. He was gone.
I kind of respected it in a weird way. Yeah, go ahead.
The next day I called him. And he picked up the phone like he just didn't make history.
Like he wasn't the first person to retire at halftime. He was like, I was like, he picked up the phone.
He was like, what's up, boy? What's up, young boy? I was like, you good, bro? He was like, yeah, I'm good. I'm just chilling in the crib.
I said, hey, yeah, we just going to give you a quick 48 hours to rethink this. We know you're going to come back.
He was like, nah, I'm done. I done hung it up.
I done just pulled up me it up i just pulled up me something that's done i kind of in a weird way respect it though because like obviously going leaving at halftime might put a bad you know taste in everyone's mouth being like you just left us all high and dry halftime but being like yeah i don't have it anymore and like i can't help you guys done. That's a little bit respectable.
Yeah, I'd rather have a guy do that than stick around. That's Bonte Davis out there.
That's Bonte Davis. He's still going to be respected no matter what.
So that's what we were saying. Yeah.
But you leave us at halftime? Come on, man. That's dope.
He opted out. That's all he did.
He just said, you know what, I'm done. If he had stuck around and his heart wasn't in it, then that would end up being like a drag on the rest of the team.
But it was crazy. He waits after the game.
We had unaddressed three corners, and the other corner that we had got hurt on special teams. So he was the only corner that was left.
Okay. Retired at halftime, so he just had to throw somebody in there.
Maybe wait until after the game after the game But still I kind of like I do respect it Because nobody else Has done it before So like Hats off to him He's a trendsetter That's how he was able To do that fan duel commercial That's right That's right End up making him money Long play Just walk away Yeah Yeah just walk away Josh I hope one thing that you guys keep in the playbook for this year,

I know you got a lot of shit for it, but the go route to the fullback.

And I think that you should try it again because now's the last time

anyone's going to be expecting it because they saw what happened

the last time around where it was like, okay,

that's a pretty obvious mistake that he made.

Shouldn't have done that.

But now nobody's going to look to defend it.

Yeah, I mean, we like our fullback here in Pat DeMarco.

You guys didn't give him enough assists.

I know you to defend it. Yeah.
I mean, we like our fullback here in Pat DeMarco. You guys didn't give him enough assists.
I know you guys made your own fullback assists. Yeah.
If you go back and watch some of these quarterback sneaks that I had, he was right there pushing me in. So I'm going to need a recount on those.
Okay. We'll get Jake to look into that.
Jake's keeping the stats on that. We can readjust.
But this year we're going to be keeping a very close watch on those perfect um trey are you have you buried the hatchet with not that it's on you but with gronk after the famous gronk slam uh now i mean i never talked to him okay yeah yeah i think that's pretty much that with it. I don't think, well, people still talk about this to this day.
People still talk about this. It was crazy.
I mean, Gronk lost his mind for a minute. He only got one game suspension for that, bro.
Now, imagine if that was me, though, got mad that I didn't get a sack on Tom Brady and I did that to Tom Brady. do you think? Like what would have been my punishment for doing that to Tom Brady? A little bit more than one week, I'd say.
Man, see? They don't value my life, man. Probably now.
They didn't value my life back then as a rookie, man. Assault.
Yeah, it was assault. It was big time assault.
It was definitely assault. It was definitely assault.
I was hoping – Hey, but one more thing, though. I understand y'all big Josh Allen fan and stuff like that.
Why y'all didn't make DraftTrayWide.com? But y'all did it for Josh Allen. We should have.
Yeah, in retrospect, Josh owes us like 10% of his signing bonus. Yeah, do you want to give us some – I mean, you don't want to be on the hook for money.
Josh literally owes us a million dollars.

Oh, no, I can't do that.

I got two kids.

I can't give out no money. Right.

Okay, so it's good that you got drafted on your own merit

and you didn't need a website to help you.

So, yeah, I think our website really got Josh Allen drafted.

Oh, yeah, for sure.

Josh Allen would be a rancher in fucking California right now if it wasn't for us. Oh, Josh, I don't know.
I don't think I'm going to back out on that one. I think 17 is a pretty bad boy now.
I don't think we got that without that. That was the best part.
It's pretty much the sweet spot for every joke we make where we just make people think that we have more influence than we actually do. And then we all kind of know deep down, like we didn't do anything.

Man.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What about, what about resign?

Having no more part in my take.

No matter.

Y'all get that piece.

What about resign?

Trey white.

Ooh.

Sign, Trey white.com.

Oh yeah.

Hey, yes.

Get that started right now.

Okay.

So 10% is what you've agreed to. No, no, no, no, no.
See, I got kids. I can give you two.
Two percent. Done.
Done. You drive a hard bargain.
Boom. Damn.
Power shift. Wow.
Really got us. Okay.
I'm going to speed it up now. All right.
Josh, there's no chance. I mean, you, we joke, but you know that didn't.
You were going to get drafted high no matter what. I mean, yeah.
Right. Right.
be like yeah it was all josh draft josh allen so we were in contention to draft the other josh allen yes last year yes if he potentially could have happened again and our team had bought bought the url we drafted josh allen again.com yeah yeah that would have been great that would haveed markets on Josh Allen's. Yes.
So, Josh, since we do love you and since we've been such an integral part of your career, I feel like we also have to show you a little bit of tough love every now and again. Yeah.
Let's hear it. This comes to us from Billy Football.
He broke down some of your film, and specifically that throw that was put online today where he threw the deep ball. He compared it to your arm angle in college and at the combine, and he's saying that you need to get your elbow higher than your shoulder.
Your throwing motion is starting to give off Philip Rivers vibes. And Billy says, we got you drafted.
Keep your elbow high and don't get get lazy don't be spoiled with rocket arm and have lazy mechanics so is that something that you've been looking at I want to now I will you know I 100% agree with him you can't argue against him you know yeah um but on the plus side Philip Rivers Hall of Fame guy and I mean I don't think it's a terrible thing good point you know so yeah I guess So I guess we're on the right path. Billy, do you want to defend your take? I just want to make sure that you don't get lazy in your mechanics in your third year because now there's no excuse.
Sophomore's slow, but I'm a big fan, and I really want you to succeed. You're the man, Billy.
Oh, there we go. Keep doing you.
There we go. Trey, I had one last question for you.
There's Trey Day in Louisiana? Yeah. Every day is.
That's a pretty sick thing to have a day named after you and have it be Trey Day in Shreveport, Louisiana. Yeah.
Is it March 3rd? Huh? Is it March 3rd? Nah, it's April.

It's like April.

March 3rd would be cool, though.

Wait, March 3rd's what?

Trade day.

It's two threes.

That makes sense.

That's pretty good.

That is good.

I have it in April, man, around the same time I got drafted.

Wait, you don't know trade day?

You don't know what day trade day is? April 27th, it's Trey Day. Someone just fed that to you, though.
No, no, no. It's the day I got drafted.
I don't believe you. 427.
That's why I went at 27. Okay.
27 pick on the 27th day of April. Josh, where did you get Trey for the last Trey Day? I sent him good luck with Trey Day.
Have fun. That What a gift Trey Day What a fucking awesome thing to have Did you get a key to the city or anything? Or a key to the state? Yeah I have a key to the city too Yeah What does that open? Yeah See I'm trying to become In my hometown Where Josh Adams is The Buffalo You see what I'm saying? Yeah I'm 0 0 for 3 on keys to the city, though.
0 for 4, really. We gotta get you one.
You should get one to Buffalo. Yeah.
If you win a playoff game, then I think that you get a key. No, it's gotta be bigger than that.
We gotta win the Super Bowl. I got a key to Toledo.
Toledo, I saw that. Yeah, you can come with us when we do that.
So that's like partly. I'm there.
Yeah, that would be sick.

I'm in place. I'm there.
All right. So last question I had was MeUndies.com slash PMT.
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I think we've asked you this, Josh, but maybe not. But I know we obviously haven't asked you this, Trey.
What is your favorite Buffalo wing in Buffalo, Trey? I like

I like Duff's man We haven't asked you this, Trey. What is your favorite Buffalo wing in Buffalo, Trey?

I like Duff's, man.

They got these.

No, actually, you know what?

Duff's is really good.

I ain't going to lie.

But I like to go to this place called Marbears because they have to.

No, no, no.

Not Barbears.

Marbears.

Oh, Marbears.

Marbears.

Hey, look, you guys in Buffalo, please go get some of the Trey White spicy barbecue wings at Marlberries. I have my own wings.
Yes, I have my own wings. Throw in the plug.
And when you buy, you use the code TRAYDAY, and a percentage goes to my foundation. So you guys do that, man.
Okay. And what was your answer? I think it might have asked you it too soon to your moving to Buffalo, Josh.
But what's your favorite? Yeah, it'd be a place called Bar Bill. It's a little – they've got two stores now, Bar Bill.
Yeah, we know that. They've got Honey Butter Barbecue Cajun style.
It's fantastic. They're hot.
It's extremely hot. But I'm all in on the Trey White Wings, too.
I like Barbell's Beef on Weck, too.

Yep.

Oh, you guys went?

Yeah, we went there.

We went with Eric Wood and Richie Incognito.

You've got to get his name right before you throw a weight H-O-A.

Yeah, I know.

Not somebody you want to piss off.

Do you have your own mug there, Josh?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Hell, yes.

That's better than the key to the city. Yes, absolutely.
That's basically the key to the city. It absolutely is.
I have one last question. This is kind of an analytics type deal.
I saw that Bleacher Report predicts that you guys might have to deal with some adversity in the next couple seasons because the bills are getting so good that you guys no longer can bank on drafting in, like, the top five, top ten. And they predict a downturn to the Bills because you're going to be so good that you won't be able to get good players anymore in the first round.
This is real high-level analytical stuff. Is that something that you guys have talked about? Hey, maybe we should start sucking again, and then we can get good draft picks.
And that's really the key to building towards the future. Hell no, they slept too long before we got here.
Uh-uh. Hey, look, I'm part of the first year of the new coaching staff, the new turnaround, so I take it real serious.
Yeah, we try to turn it around. We've been to the playoffs now two of the last three years, and 17 was the first time we made it in 18 years, so we take that very seriously.
So, no, we still have a young team, a young core nucleus, and I feel like that's going to keep us going in the right direction for years to come. I love that.
We'll take draft in 32nd over draft in 5th any day of the week. Yes.
Analytics nerds would say that's not good. Yes, yes.
It's going to be mediocre all the time. Well, thank you, guys.
We appreciate it. Hopefully there are fans in the stadium this year because we definitely will come to a Bills game.
I stole your tickets. Yeah.
We're Bills Mafia, honorary Bills Mafia. I'm excited to see you guys on more primetime games, too.
I'm pumped for that. How many we got? Four.
You got four of them. Yeah.
Josh, last year this time we had not one right. I know.
Have you been mic'd up, Josh? They don't know Josh Allen right. Yeah.
Crazy. Have you been mic'd up for a primetime game yet? Huh? Have either one of you guys been mic'd up for a primetime game? Nah.
Nah. I feel like that would suck.
I would just be constantly thinking about what I'm saying and hoping they don't Sam Darnold me and put out a clip saying let me see you go. I say too many cuss words.
Well, if you guys do get mic'd up for a primetime game, we'll bump 0.5% off of your fee that you owe us. 2% Trey, 10% Josh.
If you just throw in a couple, just say part of my take throughout the entire game. Part of my take.
You know what? We're going to get a play. We'll name it part of my take.
Perfect. I love it.
That's the fullback Hail Mary. Yes.
Yeah. Fullback Hail Mary.
I love it. Yes.
All right. Well, thank you guys.
We really appreciate it. It's been fun, and we'll talk soon.
Appreciate it. I appreciate it.
that. Thank you, guys.
Good luck. Thanks, boys.
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Okay. Bigger Than Ben, Part 2.
Oh my god, it was so good. It's just a it's just following ben into doctor visits yeah following been around to to various hospitals to his doctor to the team facility and it's interspliced with ben just vlogging just walking around his house talking into his iphone and if if there's one person that the front-facing iphone camera was not meant to photograph it's definitely big ben like because he holds it at his chin.
It looks like the reverse of the pictures that you take of Joe Buck because he's going from his gullet photographing up. I've done those on Big Ben.
Yeah, I've done the up on Big Ben. But maybe this is just my brain is broken by porn, but there's something about someone taking a video and asking questions

behind the camera in like a,

like they were in a hotel room.

They were in a car.

I just,

the whole time I'm like,

are they about to fuck?

Like I,

I would do when they were in the car and she was like,

so how's your arm feeling?

I'm like,

I think they're about to fuck.

What's it?

What's that you got on there?

What are you wearing?

This is my brace. I realized it itchy.
Yeah. It's a little itchy.
I wrote it down. I was like What's that you got on there? What are you wearing? This is my brace.

Oh, yeah, is it itchy?

Yeah, it's a little itchy.

I wrote it down.

Should I make it feel better?

Oh, yeah.

My brain is so fucked up, and I think that's a common thing that most people probably watch

something like that.

Maybe I'm wrong, but you just have that vibe.

You're like, whoa, this is going to be a porn in a second.

I think I had the vibe, but I didn't think about it.

It's just like subliminally. I was wondering why I was getting aroused during and i think i figured out why big ben my theory on on this documentary is that ben sat down when he got injured and he was like i'm gonna take this time away from football to write a book i'm gonna write my story i'm gonna talk about all the ups and downs that have been through and he sat down at his computer and he typed like chapter one yeah i'm sitting here right now with a hurt elbow and then he looked at it he was like i don't i don't know what else is why you know what i should just i should take all my thoughts and just make a video i like that that's actually a spot on probably what happened um i also love the editing of this outside of the selfie videos.
It's happened, I think three or four times now where it's almost like we won't believe Ben. So we're just going to he'll say something and then the editing will cut to his doctor saying the exact same thing.
He'll be like it opened the seat this part two opened with him

saying they had never seen an injury like that and then it goes right to his doctor being like we've never seen an injury like that it's almost like a parrot you can almost tell though that the question that was asked to the doctor was leading him to say it a certain way because big ben does say like no one's ever seen the the amount that i had torn off the bone was just never before seen in any quarterback.

And the doctor was like, yeah, you know, you don't see that a lot.

Yeah.

It's certainly not something I don't think I've ever operated on. The producer literally asked, hey, have you ever seen anything like this? Talk about that.
Talk about how little you've seen things like this. Yeah, all the things you've seen.
Have you seen anything like this? So we also had the doctor. The doctor is a great character in this because he has been brought in just to reaffirm how tough big ben is when he gets his stitches out the stitches scene was like like maybe three seconds of taking the stitches out and five minutes about talking about how much it was gonna hurt and then afterwards being like told you it was you it was going to hurt.
But he also dropped this gem when he said, I don't think people realize what it takes to get big Ben out there to entertain them. He's had 220 over 220 visits.
Like what, what is that? So, so when Ben gets retaped, is that a visit? Like, Oh yeah. Yeah.
Qualifies as a visit. That's a visit.
If you're a hypochondriac, you can rack up 300 doctor's visits almost instantaneously.

Thank God he did this.

He just made this for us.

I really think that he made this.

There's two idiots who joke about how I'm like a dog who fakes injuries all the time.

Let me make a documentary that's just talking about my injuries.

Well, and then there were injuries within the injuries, too.

So there was one scene that was in there where Ben was sitting, I think, at a soccer field, watching his kids play. And he turned the camera on and he goes, so I've got a cold.
Yes. And so I'm dealing with a cold right now, in addition to the elbow.
So update your little glowing figurine silhouette that you put on Fox NFL Sunday, where you talk about all the injuries I have, with also a sinus infection infection. Sinus, lungs, get it all.
He should have done a side documentary, like the play within the play, of just him getting over that cold while he's dealing with the elbow injury. How many times do you think Big Ben has said, like, I think I got corona? Oh, my God, yes.
He's got a million tests. So the only other two things I had...
It's essentially the passion of the Christ. Big Ben made the passion of the Christ for himself.
Yes. But the Shrad of Turn is just a terrible talent.
Yes, it's incredible. So the only other two things I had from it was he was cleaning his dog poop in his backyard barefoot.
Yep. Psycho.
Like, just walking around. Oh, I like that.
You got to feel the ground. Yeah.
And then at the end, he had, like, the producer or director, whoever's fucking making this is probably just big ben's like cousin uh they had like a moment where they did the the soft music and big ben's like running around in a in a sun-soaked football field and i'm i'm sitting there like big ben is making like a tom rinaldi piece whereinaldi piece where they talk to a guy whose whole family died in a fire and then he got cancer and beat it and got to the NFL. Big Ben just fucking tore a couple ligaments in his elbow.
And this was his first hang sesh with the bros since he tore his elbow. It was like the greatest redemption ending to this beautiful scene and soft lighting it was my wish yeah he's draw you know jogging around it's like we're letting the dog free again after all the you know all the things gone through it's like wait hold on he missed a year like alex smith had an injury that was 10 billion times more horrific than big ben how upset do you think Big Ben was when he saw that Alex Smith video?

And he's like,

how come I don't have any footage

of my kids welcoming me home to the hospital,

like spraying me down with Mountain Dew and gravy,

walking into my house for the first time?

I love it.

It was like,

you remember that video of Cesar the Lion,

when a lion gets reintroduced to the wild?

And they see their old friends for the first time.

They let Big Ben out of the car, he's like that's that's pouncey that's mason rudolph yeah oh shit what are what are what pounce he's up to it's i mean it's incredible i don't know are there how many more it would be so we have four more it would be so ben rossberger to release two a two-part documentary each being 17 minutes long and being like you could have just put it in one. I would love that so much.
You have to wonder how much Big Ben's porn addiction played into the never-before-seen elbow injury on his dominant arm. He's just jacking it too hard.
True. And as I mentioned before, there's just a feeling of a porn vibe.
Big Ben probably had a lot to do with the storyboarding of this documentary. Yeah, this is why, well, it's why his wife figures so prominently in it, because I think she's probably been up.
She knows his secret. Yes.
That he just threw on like a couple like casting couch videos, went at himself with too high viscosity lube, threw his elbow out, and he had to make it up for her by putting her into his documentary. Unbelievable.
All right. That is our show.
We got a big week next. Guys, football's back.
Football is back on Thursday. Football is back next week.
I don't know what it's going to look like. It's going to be weird.
But football is back. Have a great Labor Day weekend.
Billy, do you have something planned? Because I'm going to give another Madden code. code see who does it no no we'll finish and i'll do i'll give it after and i'm also gonna pick a ping pong ball but you can talk love you guys billy td42 rrnk e n r t that's playstation 4 red pandas are not actually pandas Or bears, for that matter.
What are they? They're raccoons, right? Red pandas are basically red raccoons. Red trash pandas.
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28. You're like when you meet a five-year-old, and you're like, what did you learn in school today? And he just starts fucking shouting out all these stupid facts about animals.

You're the kid

from Jerry Maguire.

That's what you are.

You're a grown-

It is fun.

It is fun.

It's fun.

Dude, you did a great job today.

Jimmy Tatro, sweet.

Are you gonna watch the-

Dude, Jimmy Tatro,

if he actually said

I was chill,

that's like-

No, no, no.

He said sweet as in like

he's, you know,

he's very nice. He was like, that's a chill-ass bro.
That's like a Dal, no, no. He said sweet as in like he's, you know, he's very nice.

He was like, that's a chill ass bro.

That's like a Dalai Lama saying that you've reached like Dharma.

Yep, exactly.

All right.

Love you guys.

Have a happy Labor Day weekend. Thank you.
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