Jimmy Tatro, Josh Allen & Tre'Davious White, Plus Bigger Than Ben Part 2

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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take, we have our good friend, Jimmy Tatro, in studio, recurring guest real bros of Simi Valley season three picks back up today

Speaker 1 make sure you watch it support our friend also Billy football totally totally lost his mind said Jimmy Tatro is his hero and uh but he said you were a sweet bro so you're good we also have our good friend Josh Allen and his teammate

Speaker 1 now also good friend Tredavious White little Buffalo Bills action for the people we're going to talk a little NBA we got firefest We have Bigger Than Ben episode 2 recap.

Speaker 1 So a packed, packed Friday show to send you off into Labor Day weekend before football comes back.

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Today is Friday, September 4th, Labor Day weekend.

Speaker 1 Feeling good, feeling great. We got a little bit of chill in the air.
Football's coming back. It feels great, guys.
And James Harden stinks into game seven. So all is right in the world.

Speaker 5 Stinks in game seven, but what we saw was the emergence of James Harden as an elite perimeter defender last night.

Speaker 1 He was saving all his energy.

Speaker 5 It is one of these things where if that shot had gone another way, if one or two things had broken differently, we would be hammering James Harden. Absolutely hammering him.

Speaker 1 I think we still can, by the way, we still can. Because he only shot the ball three times in the fourth quarter, and he is the Houston Rockets offense.

Speaker 1 So I think I can still throw out some James Harden slander.

Speaker 5 Yeah, we can slander him a little bit, and he does look fat, he does look out of shape, but he did hustle on that one play that counted,

Speaker 5 got a hand on the ball.

Speaker 5 Um, the big story from last night's games was the end of both games, and the bizarre, bizarre officiating that came out of it, but it's also to be expected, and really strange play calls

Speaker 5 from the thunder.

Speaker 1 Wait, I the biggest story is Lou Dort, Max Deal. I just like saying Lou Dort.
It's a great name, Lou Dort is such a great name, and Lou Dort,

Speaker 1 if you had a player who was just like, you gave him all the athleticism and talent to play in the NBA, but he had no real feel

Speaker 1 for like pace or anything really, that's Lou Dort.

Speaker 1 And it's so fun to watch because he would just drive as hard as he could to the hoop and then just chuck the ball as hard as he could to like an unsuspecting teammate, just wet from three.

Speaker 1 And then he would, he hit, he had 30, and he would hit a three, and then the next possession, he would miss the rim. Yeah.
And he's just, and he is also the James Harden stopper.

Speaker 1 And the only problem with the Thunder losing is we couldn't watch Lou Dort

Speaker 1 fucking cuff up LeBron for a seven-game series.

Speaker 3 He's like the kid in your class in like sixth and seventh grade that's super athletic and like really good at football.

Speaker 3 Never played basketball, but he's just like so good because he's such an athlete. Right, right.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 No, Hank hit the nail on the head. He is like, if you're ever in your university's gym and then the football team comes in to play some pickup basketball.
That's how Lou Dort plays.

Speaker 1 I love that.

Speaker 5 And I love the fact that his name is Lou Dort, and he plays exactly like somebody that you would expect somebody like Lou Dort to play.

Speaker 1 And just saying, Dort.

Speaker 5 Dort is fun. Dort is in session.
I also appreciate it. Welcome to Dort Center.

Speaker 1 I retreated the guy.

Speaker 1 I think he's had this account for a while now, but it's just the Dort report. Yeah.
And I just love it. And he's just like during the game, he'd be like, how are we feeling about Lou? Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 Well, we're feeling great.

Speaker 5 It was also Jimmy Butler night. Jimmy Butler.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, hold on. I want you to watch Jimmy Butler.
Yeah, me too. Chris Paul,

Speaker 1 the flop came, that one sequence where there was like six flops and basically both teams were saying, like, trying, like, we can flop our way to victory. That game was built for Chris Paul.

Speaker 1 And Chris Paul, noticeably kind of absent towards the end there when he's like, hey, why not try to get to the ball and get a shot?

Speaker 5 He was built for this, though.

Speaker 3 They set him up so good for that when he was coming out. He's like, Chris Paul was telling us, like, these are the situations he's been for, he's been practicing for, and then he just passed away.

Speaker 3 And like, it never was close to him getting a shot.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Also, when they were talking about Dort, like Mark Jackson was trying to count, he was trying his little heart out to compliment Dort, but his compliments kept coming out like this.

Speaker 5 Lou Dort understands that he stinks and that he's going to be left open for some shots because he is Lou Dort and he doesn't have a problem filling that role of being the guy who sucks.

Speaker 5 But that's why Lou Dort is a great player. And I was like, wait, wait a second, Mark.
Mark Jackson is also the king of saying, like,

Speaker 5 you're going to tell me that these guys aren't trying their hardest. I'm not going to kill Michael Scott.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Keep going, keep going.

Speaker 5 You're going to tell me that these guys don't want to win this playoff game? Like, he gets into arguments with little Mark Jacksons on his shoulders, and he invents narratives that don't exist.

Speaker 5 But I just love a way to ask you.

Speaker 1 He asks himself questions constantly.

Speaker 5 You're going to sit here and tell me that these guys don't want to win this playoff game. It's like, no, no, who?

Speaker 5 Who said that to you, Mark Jackson?

Speaker 1 They all do. Are you okay? They all do.
All right, so Jimmy, not his best night, but the heat looked good. And I am am actually ready.

Speaker 1 We now, Richard Jefferson has launched us prematurely, I might add, because I was saving my Giannis slander for at least game three or game four, but Richard Jefferson launched the internet into that by calling him a Pippin, and he needs a Jordan, and we're off.

Speaker 1 Like, two-time MVP. I assume he's going to win this year.
We're fucking ready to go. No clutch, Gene.
Stinks in the playoffs. He's a bum.

Speaker 1 It's hot take season.

Speaker 5 Didn't we have that debate earlier this year about LeBron James being more of a Michael Jordan?

Speaker 5 I think LeBron got so punked by the Michael Jordan documentary that somebody, I forget who it was, but they threw out the take, like, Michael Jordan is more like a Scotty Pippen, and now A.D.

Speaker 5 is like his Michael Jordan. So now we've gone to comparing people to Scotty Pippen, who, by all rights, is

Speaker 5 top 50 player of all time, I would say. But yeah, he was on that list of the NBA's all-time greats.

Speaker 5 He's a very good player, but if you compare an MVP to Scottie Pippen, you might as well be saying that they're dog shit. And so now we're on to arguing about that.

Speaker 5 They are down 2-0, but it's like a bad 2-0. There's nothing about the Bucs team that makes me think that they can beat the Heat in seven games or the Celtics in seven games.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, it's just

Speaker 1 it was, someone made the analogy.

Speaker 1 I think it's kind of, it's not, it's spot on, but it's, it's a little, a little apt that like the Giannis, right now, regular season Giannis is like that late 90s Shaq who puts up a ton of big numbers, but the problem is you need a really good wing guy in the playoffs.

Speaker 1 Like it's a lot harder. The games get called differently.
Teams can adjust. And Giannis just barreling to the hoop isn't going to work all the time.
And you don't really respect his three-point shot.

Speaker 1 And he's not a passer, like as good of a passer as like LeBron or even like a Harden.

Speaker 1 Teams can do stuff with him. And now he needs his wing guy.
He needs his Jordan or Kobe.

Speaker 5 He needs to find a Michael Jordan or a Kobe Bryant.

Speaker 1 And poor Chris Middleton's like,

Speaker 1 oh,

Speaker 1 this is about me.

Speaker 5 Well, Chris Middleton, when you hear all the analysis out there, it's like Giannis, he can't, excuse me, Giannis, he is unable to drive to the hoop because he's not a great ball handler in terms of creating his own shot that way.

Speaker 5 He doesn't have a step back. I guess he can shoot a set jumper or he can jam on somebody.
So he needs somebody that can get their own shot when Giannis is attracting the defense.

Speaker 5 And you're right, Chris Middleton is that player. That's the role that he plays.
And he's not bad at it, but every shot at Giannis saying that he needs a Jordan is a direct shot at Chris Middleton.

Speaker 1 By the way,

Speaker 1 he didn't have like a bad game. So we're talking like, you know,

Speaker 1 it's obviously we're poking fun of the fact that we as sports fans and sports media always have to immediately go to the hottest take of Giannis now sucks and he's a Pippin, which doesn't suck, but like you said, like that's now become a slur.

Speaker 1 He didn't have like that bad experience.

Speaker 5 We're not going to say Pippin anymore on the show.

Speaker 1 It's kind of like the James Harden thing, where you, in the playoffs, guys who are that high level of players, if they aren't able to keep that, like if they just go down like 10%,

Speaker 1 it's totally different. And

Speaker 1 it changes everything and the complexity of their team.

Speaker 1 I do think the Bucs are going to make a little bit of a series. I wouldn't count them out fully, but

Speaker 1 it's not looking good. And of course, trigger warning for Bucs fans.
Any Bucs fan listening right now, you can skip 30 seconds ahead. Got to ask yourself, is Giannis now going to leave Milwaukee?

Speaker 1 Because they don't have the team around him.

Speaker 5 Well,

Speaker 5 they've got Dante, my buddy Dante on the team. It's been very bad.
They missed Deli.

Speaker 5 Deli was the heart and soul of that team. But you're right.
The Bucks were, when they would overperform in the playoffs, then everybody was like happy, but they've set the expectation so high.

Speaker 1 Well, Giannis himself, he fucking crowned himself. Remember when he crowned himself? He put a king's crown, like a fake king's crown on his head after a big dunk.
And he's like, I'm here.

Speaker 1 I'm the king so you can get criticized after that and and it sucks that it happens but it's just how the sports world works yeah i say it sucks it happened i actually love that it happened because this is the fun the best part about being a sports fan is saying dumb shit about guys who are incredible and winning mvps and being like bum looking back at at the end of that rockets thunder game you saw chris paul like chris paul was he was the official on that last play like they were going to give them yes they were going to give them just another inbounds pass off the timeout but chris paul like went over, argued with the refs for a while, convinced them that there was a call.

Speaker 5 He did a verbal flop to the refs. I was like, no, you called this against me.
That gave me a drunk idea. I wasn't drunk, but this is a drunk idea.

Speaker 5 A team or team should just hire former referees that know the rule books really like back in front to be the last guy on the bench so that they know all the loopholes.

Speaker 5 They know what's going on in the court. It's almost like in Congress when an oil company will hire an ex-congressman to be like their lobbyist.

Speaker 5 There should be a lobbyist position at the end of the bench. I think a smart coach

Speaker 1 would take a place like a Chris Paul.

Speaker 5 But like that's his role on the team to just communicate with the officials back and forth.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 All right, so we're recording this early because we're going to head out for Labor Day. By the way, we're going to have a show on Tuesday and Friday next week, Tuesday and Friday.

Speaker 1 So get ready for that.

Speaker 1 No show Wednesday. We're going to do Tuesday instead.
We have. So the Celtics Raptors are about to play.
Celtics are going to sweep.

Speaker 1 Just say

Speaker 6 4-1.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I like it. We'll give them one.

Speaker 6 They'll go home. You know, home court advantage.

Speaker 1 They'll probably take one there.

Speaker 5 Get that home cooking in Boston.

Speaker 1 Eat some beans. That's Toronto.
Awesome.

Speaker 5 Oh, you mean Toronto is going to go home?

Speaker 1 Yeah, like they're going home.

Speaker 1 Got it. And then Clippers are going to kill the Nuggets.
Agreed? Yes. Yeah.
And the Lakers are going to destroy the Rockets.

Speaker 1 The Lakers are going to destroy the Rockets, but there will be one game where the Rockets just shoot the lights out from three, and everyone's going to be like, could it happen?

Speaker 1 Who knows?

Speaker 1 And it's also, I'm very excited for that series just because it's the Frankenstein series, like I was saying, where the Rockets are going to just put out a bunch of guys that are six, seven, and below.

Speaker 1 And the Lakers, I think, can actually put out a full team that's six, seven, and above. So, who, who, what will happen? And James Harden will be tired the whole time.

Speaker 1 I just hope that he'll have a game where he goes for 45, though. It'd be great if we got to a game seven just to see him fail again.

Speaker 5 Yes, that'd be wonderful.

Speaker 1 Like, it's just fun. It's fun.
It's like that's speaking of fun. There's a good segue.

Speaker 1 Bashing James Harden on Twitter is something we can all bond, you know, together with.

Speaker 1 I thought the same for Kirk Cousins, but apparently that is now off limits because Kirk Cousins said, if I die, I die when talking about the coronavirus with Kyle Brandt. And

Speaker 1 I made a joke, you made a joke. Then people were like, dude, like, there's, first of all, there's obviously the Viking stands, which I understand, like, whatever.
Everyone has the fan bases,

Speaker 1 or people in the fan base are like, no, Kirk Cousins is actually good. But then it obviously became political, and people are like, Kirk Cousins didn't do anything wrong.

Speaker 1 Listen, I'm just making Kirk Cousins jokes. I've been making Kirk Cousins jokes for a very long time.
I'm going to keep making Kirk Cousins jokes. I'm the king of

Speaker 1 hating on Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 5 I will go to my grave.

Speaker 1 It's nothing to do with it.

Speaker 5 If I die, I die making fun of Kirk Cousins. Making fun of Kirk Cousins is my personal Big Ten.

Speaker 5 Big Cat, you know how you get really upset whenever somebody says, like, okay, the Big Ten is coming back. No, it's not coming back.
Like, that whole flip-flop, you get sad.

Speaker 5 I get sad sad envisioning a world where I'm not allowed to make fun of Kirk Cousins. It brings me such, such joy to do.

Speaker 5 And the thing is, like, you can definitely, you can bend any stat in the Kirk Cousins cinematic universe to fit your narrative about him and be like, you know, you can cherry pick.

Speaker 5 He's the most accurate passer in the history of the NFL. He's the new Sam Bradford when it comes to that.

Speaker 5 He is just so fun to debate about because the people that will disagree with you that love Kirk Cousins,

Speaker 5 they're 99% Vikings fans and then 1% just delusional people that are so much fun.

Speaker 1 Guys who just love Kirk Cousins. And Billy and Billy.
I said it to Will Kane, you know, tweeted like, nothing Kirk Cousins said was wrong. He's getting criticized for this.

Speaker 1 And I just replied to him, I was like, dude, if we can't make fun of Kirk Cousins, I also don't care if I die. Yes.
Like, that is the same exact thing. Like,

Speaker 1 I do not, if you're now saying we have to respect Kirk Cousins, that's it.

Speaker 5 Diaspora,

Speaker 5 that is not part of the social contract.

Speaker 1 Throw it all away.

Speaker 1 The world doesn't need to exist anymore. Fucking toss Twitter in a garbage bin and, yeah, kill us all.
We'll all just bite a cyanide capsule because I want to make fun of Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 5 Yes, if Kirk Cousins says, like, I believe that the red quarterback jersey protects me from COVID, I want to be able to comment on that. Right.
And I don't want to feel ashamed about that.

Speaker 5 That is, that's who I am.

Speaker 1 I also, I will always get, and I'm sure you get it too, where people will be like, dude, you root for Mitch Trubisky. And I'm like, listen, man,

Speaker 1 I have a long list of years where I understand what bad quarterback play looks like. Yeah, I was.
I'm speaking from a place.

Speaker 1 I make fun of Mitch Trubisky and Bears quarterbacks just as much as I make fun of Kirk Cousins. Relax.

Speaker 5 I watched Kirk Cousins for five years.

Speaker 5 I know more about Kirk Cousins than the people who are his fans right now know about Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 1 God, it's just, it's all falling apart. All right, so the other.

Speaker 5 I do have to, I have to say,

Speaker 5 as much fun as it is to hate on Kirk Cousins, another part of that interview where he was talking about Creed and his love of Creed, I have to take my hat off and just absolutely respect the hell out of because he was saying that he wanted, he actually had his representatives reach out to Creed's representatives to see if they would play an acoustic show in his own house just for his own enjoyment.

Speaker 5 And listen, if you reach that point in life where you can like get your favorite band of all time to come over and play a private concert for you in your house just because you're bored, you won.

Speaker 5 You have won life. So me sitting back and being like, you look like Billy Football if he caught botulism, that should not offend you.

Speaker 1 It's also, that's the portion of the podcast where Kirk Cousins was just doing a parody of Kirk Cousins. He's like, what is the most Kirk Cousins thing I can say?

Speaker 1 I tried to hire Creed for a personal concert.

Speaker 5 I have a Rick Riley joke about it. Okay.

Speaker 5 If Scott Stapp's arms were so wide open, it's no wonder Kirk failed to connect with him.

Speaker 1 Good. That's good.
That's really good.

Speaker 1 Our resident guy who looks like Kirk Cousins, any defense?

Speaker 5 You do look like Kirk.

Speaker 1 What is botulism? You look like Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 7 It's a disease that. It's a sport.

Speaker 5 It's like when you catch botulism.

Speaker 1 I thought you were a doctor.

Speaker 5 When old people inject that stuff into the Botox into their face to make it not move anymore, that's the botulism toxic.

Speaker 1 You are a young Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 8 Kirk Cousins, honestly, I'm also a Creed fan. They have really uplifting music and positivity.

Speaker 1 Also, a former quarterback like Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 8 I think Kirk Cousins, actually, if he was on the right team, he could definitely win a Super Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 He is. This is the team.

Speaker 5 But you say if Kirk Cousins was on the right team, this team just pannied up and paid him the contract.

Speaker 5 This team that he's currently on right now is the team that you would make an argument about if Kirk Cousins was on a good enough.

Speaker 1 No, their offensive line isn't good enough. Kirk Cousins on the Super Bowl.
I want to bring back my old Jay Cutler playbook. Okay.
Listen, if he had an offensive line, it would be fine. What?

Speaker 3 You said Kirk Cousins on the Niners would win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 8 Yeah, he's better than Garoppolo.

Speaker 1 I think he's Jimmy G listens to this show. Yeah.
And what's up, George, Greg, Kittle? No, I disavow that comment. But

Speaker 1 you like that? No. Absolutely.
So that's there you go.

Speaker 5 The best argument you can make about this plays

Speaker 5 is that he came back. He went to a 21-0 deficit against the shitty Bucks team in the first half and then came back and barely won that game.

Speaker 1 And yelled at people.

Speaker 5 Yeah, and then yelled at people in the most passive,

Speaker 5 incompletive, aggressive fashion possible.

Speaker 8 I'm just saying I'm not worried about cousins in the spread because

Speaker 8 I'm not worried about anything, anybody catching anything from him.

Speaker 5 Okay. And the spread.
Oh, the spread of the disease.

Speaker 5 No one's going to catch a disease from him.

Speaker 1 I feel like you read that joke and just misremembered reading it back.

Speaker 1 There feels like a word or two that you missed. I did.
Anyway.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 And then the other news was Leonard Fournette is now a buck.

Speaker 1 I'm sad. I really wanted him on the Bears just so that I could say, how could you beat the 2017 second and fourth pick? But who's like, why are people saying this is like a big game changer?

Speaker 5 Dream team. Dream team.
Yeah. At some point in the last 24 hours, Leonard Fournette went from being trash to being like the missing piece that's going to put Tom Brady and Gronk into the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 It's essentially my Kevin White joke, but in real life, everyone's being serious. They're like, Leonard Fournette was the fourth pick in the draft.
How could he be bad? Yes.

Speaker 1 Well, he can be bad because we've seen him be bad.

Speaker 5 Yeah,

Speaker 5 he is definitely the issue. He can help solve their red zone woes because he'll always.

Speaker 5 If he was on the Falcons, for example, Dan Quinn would never have kicked that field goal because he would just hand the ball in perpetuity to Leonard Fournette at the two-yard line and he'd get tackled at the one.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I think Leonard Fournette might be the most frustrating goal line back in the history of the NFL

Speaker 5 proportion to his body type.

Speaker 1 Trent Richardson.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's a

Speaker 1 hole.

Speaker 5 He would score at the goal line. Remember his rookie year, he had like 10 touchdowns in Cleveland, and I think all of them came from like two yards.

Speaker 5 Leonard Fournette, he just, if you put a goal line in front of him, it's going to be very frustrating to watch Leonard Fournette trying to extend the ball into the goal line that says end racism and falling six inches short every single time.

Speaker 1 Now we're going to get the Leonard Fournette fans mad at us. Leonard 1 of 1, come out.

Speaker 1 Are the Bucs a super team?

Speaker 5 Yes, they're a dream team.

Speaker 1 You think there's.

Speaker 5 Bucs have entered into dream team status right now. Yes.

Speaker 1 I think someone has to say it, though.

Speaker 1 On the Bucks. No, no, no.
On the Bucks.

Speaker 1 Hmm. Someone on the Bucs has to be like,

Speaker 1 we're kind of a dream team. We're kind of a dream team.

Speaker 5 Who is the most likely on that team?

Speaker 1 Gronk.

Speaker 8 Will super teams ruin the NFL? If Gronk.

Speaker 6 No, but he's

Speaker 6 been training.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I know. Connor Barr training.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 If you could get Gronk, maybe like in six weeks, when Gronk, when he flushes more of you guys, you guys might be

Speaker 1 right? It would just be like dream team. No, but he'd be like, this team's super.

Speaker 8 Like, like thinking like, like, it's sick.

Speaker 1 It's sweet.

Speaker 1 I like what you do, Gronk, because you're doing yourself.

Speaker 8 I know.

Speaker 1 He was a big idol of mine. It's the cream team.

Speaker 1 Oh, they should bring back the cream skulls. All right, let's get to Firefest of the week, and then we got our interviews.

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Speaker 1 All right, let's go Fire Fest of the week.

Speaker 1 Hank.

Speaker 3 My Fire Fest, you know, life as a parent. I'm sure you guys have dealt with this, but my puppy got Kennel Cough for the first time.

Speaker 5 No disrespect to families.

Speaker 3 No disrespect to families. I don't know how this would be disrespectful to families.

Speaker 5 Well, you said you were talking about you've dealt with your children. This is your child.

Speaker 1 Correct.

Speaker 3 He got Kennel Cough. He was supposed to go staying with Rhea's parents this weekend while we went on a mandatory work absence where

Speaker 6 it's on a vacation.

Speaker 1 What is it called?

Speaker 3 A mandatory

Speaker 5 work-long weekend of not working.

Speaker 3 Yeah, but it's not my choice.

Speaker 3 But he has Kennelkoff. Rhea's parents have dogs, so he can't go there and stay with them because he's contagious, and the place we're going to stay doesn't allow dogs, so now we can't go.

Speaker 5 Did you not give him his shots? Were you like a.

Speaker 1 It's so sad, Kennelkoff.

Speaker 5 Rob Schneider type.

Speaker 5 Don't believe in vaccinations, Hank.

Speaker 1 No, we got him all his shots.

Speaker 3 I actually think it might have been from they have an old dog that's kind of like.

Speaker 1 Oh, you're dog. You're shaming.

Speaker 3 No, you just get it from other dogs.

Speaker 1 And we were just trying to get it. You've had a cough recently.

Speaker 3 Which dog had it?

Speaker 1 Do you think you had kennel cough? No. I don't think humans can get it.

Speaker 5 They can? They absolutely can.

Speaker 1 100% can. Stella had kennel cough when we adopted her because we adopted her from a shelter.

Speaker 1 Save her.

Speaker 1 Who saved her?

Speaker 1 You adopted Normie, right?

Speaker 1 In a way. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 All right. Is that your Fire Fest? The last vacation in the summer.

Speaker 3 Not a vacation.

Speaker 1 Not a vacation. Mandatory work.

Speaker 3 It's a mandatory workout.

Speaker 1 Do you have medication?

Speaker 6 Yeah, we

Speaker 6 took him to the vet.

Speaker 3 He's also got antibiotics. He just can't be around other dogs for two weeks.

Speaker 5 Okay, does he eat the medicine or do you have to hide it in peanut butter?

Speaker 3 Hide it in, yeah, like hide it in treats.

Speaker 5 That's one thing Leroy is really good at is you can hide it in anything.

Speaker 5 Like they sell these little pocket pills or these combo type things that you can put the pill pill in for a dog, and Leroy will eat somehow in his mouth.

Speaker 5 He'll like gnaw around all the edges and then spit the pill out of them. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yep. Stella does that too.
The cheese. Give it a cheese, and she just figures it out.
Is that it, Hank?

Speaker 1 Fire Fest? Fire Fest of the Week. By Hank.

Speaker 5 Just one of them.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 5 Well, I mean, no disrespect to families for me, but this is my first mandatory work absence of the summer, really since March. And it's.

Speaker 3 Kind of a shame. I was looking forward to getting some stuff done this weekend.

Speaker 5 Me too.

Speaker 5 I'm leaving Leroy alone in the new apartment for the first time.

Speaker 1 By himself?

Speaker 5 Well, there's going to be a dog sitter that comes over to check in on him, but I'm going to be worried. I'm going to be worried sick about him.

Speaker 5 I want to set up a nanny cam or something so I can check in on him, see if he's walking into walls. I did smear an extra layer of peanut butter on the walls just for his safety while I'm gone.

Speaker 1 I'll be around. Thank you.

Speaker 1 I luckily have one of those nanny cams too that I don't use. I might be able to swing it to you.

Speaker 5 Oh, yeah. If the dog sitter listens to this show,

Speaker 5 I actually do have a nanny camera. It's a teddy bear.
And you can see it.

Speaker 5 I can see every single room. So, just so you know, I'm watching.
Yep.

Speaker 1 Absolutely.

Speaker 5 And then my other Fire Fest of the Week is: I can't wear any different pairs of shoes ever again anymore. Nope.
So

Speaker 5 I've been walking on air, literally, with these shoes. 5, 10 and a half, feeling great.
They're not lifts. They're perfectly normal shoes.
So find a new slant already.

Speaker 5 So I put on a different pair of shoes to go running, not to brag the other day. And I felt just, I felt tiny.
I felt like an M-word.

Speaker 5 And last night I was on my couch and I ordered three different colorways of this exact same type of shoe. So now I guess I'm strictly a big cat special.
Zoom 720 for life.

Speaker 1 Did you do that? No, well, yeah, I've done it for shoes. I do it for socks,

Speaker 1 underwear, hats.

Speaker 1 If you just take jeans, I found something that works for you. Yeah, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 It's the ultimate liberation when you find a product that you love and you're like, I'm just going to buy all of it and never have to make a decision again in my life. Yeah.

Speaker 5 And XFL Combine's coming up soon. I can officially list myself as 5'10.5, which rounds up to 5'11.

Speaker 1 Although they probably want a shorter kicker.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I feel like kickers.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they just like shorter kickers. She'd be like, this guy doesn't have any delusions of grandeur.

Speaker 5 What? 5'10.5? 5'10.5 is not exactly.

Speaker 1 I'm not like dunking on anybody. I'm gonna pop it off of the sheet.
Oh, that's short?

Speaker 1 So then what would be 5'8?

Speaker 5 5'8's normal. Okay.

Speaker 1 5'8 is normal. The natural half is short.

Speaker 5 5'10 and 10. Yeah, it's actually pretty simple.
If you've ever seen a short short.

Speaker 3 All I'm saying is no one's looking at 5'10 and a half being like, that guy's tall.

Speaker 1 Right. Yeah.

Speaker 5 If you've seen a meme on Twitter, guys who are 5'9.5 to 5'11.5 are basically the size of an ant. Right.
Guys who are like 5'8 to 5'9, that's just normal short. Right.

Speaker 5 I'm not out here pretending I'm six feet. I'm saying with a fact and with authority that I'm 5'11.

Speaker 1 I have a feeling you're gonna find shoes that maybe give you even more of a left.

Speaker 5 Well, somebody suggested maybe I put some lift into these shoes and then I'd be above six feet.

Speaker 5 You know what? I don't want to trick anybody. I am who I am.
Just wear my.

Speaker 5 They're just comfortable shoes. I just like these shoes.

Speaker 1 All right. My Fire Fest is, I got two of them.

Speaker 1 These Twitter moments where they're just showing you what big college football game's coming up is just driving me insane. I saw it last weekend and I was like,

Speaker 1 okay, maybe

Speaker 1 it's just a malfunction, but now they just have like Illinois versus Ohio State tonight. And I just can't stop.
Yeah. Stop.

Speaker 5 It's like when we were going through the schedule, imagining what weeks were going to be, like LSU at Alabama, all that stuff.

Speaker 5 Like, it was like October, second week in October was going to be all these great matchups, just thinking about what could have been. I don't need to, you don't need to rub my face in on Twitter.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right, exactly.

Speaker 1 And then my other Fire Fest is, although college football is technically back this weekend, there are some games. Big slate.

Speaker 1 My other Fire Fest is it's Madden Code season, and I don't know. I've just, I think I've lost the luster.
I don't feel the same. Why is that? I don't know.
I just don't feel the same power.

Speaker 1 I don't feel the same power.

Speaker 5 Is it just because nobody wants these Madden codes?

Speaker 1 No, people want them, believe me. My mentions are all asking for Madden coats.
But

Speaker 1 yeah, I'm going to put a couple in this show. And then why don't you just

Speaker 1 rattle a couple off? PS4 3JQ4TGNB MK4D

Speaker 1 Xbox YPPR J

Speaker 1 3 T R 6 Q R K J 3 K

Speaker 1 6 6P 77J

Speaker 1 C

Speaker 1 7 F 7 Z. How's that feel? No, it doesn't.

Speaker 5 What if you hired a plane, like a Skywriter that had the banner with the Madden code behind it, and then hired that person to fly around the city?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 That could be fun.

Speaker 1 I just don't feel it the same way. So I admit,

Speaker 1 I'm not saying it's over, but whatever.

Speaker 1 Just take those. Whoever wants those, take those.

Speaker 1 All right, Billy, your Fire Fest.

Speaker 8 I have two Fire Fests of the Weeks.

Speaker 8 weeks first one uh i was running through the woods with my dog speaking of like dog ailments and he was rolling around in horse chestnuts and he had an allergic reaction turns out they're are you are you the worst dog owner ever no

Speaker 5 we're exercising a horse chestnuts feels like one of those euphemisms balls yeah

Speaker 8 anyway what is a horse chestnut it's a like a regular chestnut but it's a certain variety that you can't eat but horses and deer love it's actually great bait for hunting you hunt horses deer I don't actually hunt deer but anyway so had to give him some Benadryl anyway my second fire pest of the week I had this on Monday there's no way you gave him the correct dosage

Speaker 5 I I called my my my vet you called your friend wait so you called your friend did you give him the same examination that you gave to Hank

Speaker 8 kind of okay anyway so um dude wipes great product I've been using them we were talking about this the other day great for the penultimate wipe because you don't have the dryness and you have the cleanness.

Speaker 8 So I was at my buddy's house. He sometimes has dude wipes.
His light bulb was out in his bathroom, so it was all dark. So I was like, look, hey,

Speaker 8 I hope this package is either dude wipes or if I'm unlucky, he uses cocoa butter wipes a lot. So hopefully one of them I can use to wipe my penultimate.

Speaker 1 What do you want cocoa butter wipes for? This is hurting my brain.

Speaker 6 What does someone use cocoa cocoa butter wipes for?

Speaker 8 For their skin.

Speaker 1 Okay. To hydrate.
Anyway,

Speaker 8 I wiped using it. I get up, leave.

Speaker 8 My asshole started burning.

Speaker 1 Like, I put alcohol on a cut.

Speaker 8 Turns out it was a disinfectant wipe.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. You have your teeth.
Wait, is this the Firefest story? Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 1 It actually ended up being good.

Speaker 5 It sucked.

Speaker 1 Right, but it was in the hot buff load. So how'd you get rid of it?

Speaker 1 Did he have to wipe it out? No.

Speaker 5 You have to use a Roman swipe next, and just numbs it right up.

Speaker 1 Exactly.

Speaker 3 Does your friend also live in a barn?

Speaker 8 No.

Speaker 1 Just make sure. Do you know power?

Speaker 8 Make sure, yeah. Honestly, in my area, we lose power a lot.

Speaker 8 Make sure that when you're wiping, that what you're wiping with.

Speaker 3 It's just that you live in a barn because you're not. You just nod.

Speaker 5 You're running through the woods.

Speaker 1 I live with the almonds.

Speaker 3 You live in a barn. Your friend doesn't have power.

Speaker 8 Anyway, just make sure what you're wiping with is only dude wipes.

Speaker 5 Is your butt good, though?

Speaker 1 It hasn't recovered, to be honest. Whoa.

Speaker 5 Just you got to just go on an all-soup diet.

Speaker 1 Sit in a puddle.

Speaker 5 Soup and pudding.

Speaker 1 Sit in a gross pot.

Speaker 5 That's your back end.

Speaker 1 You got it.

Speaker 1 That's my fire. All right, great fire.
Good job, Billy. And that was a good story for Monday.
And also the horse chestnut. The horse chestnut.
You feel good about it?

Speaker 1 I feel like you don't feel good about it.

Speaker 8 You know what? I just need to get into this weekend.

Speaker 7 Everybody tweet

Speaker 5 emojis of peaches.

Speaker 1 Silver September though, this weekend. Yeah, silver September.
Yeah, you don't have to worry about it

Speaker 1 staying in your bunghole. Life is just stressing you out.
All right, let's get to our interviews. First up, we have Jimmy Tatro.

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Okay, here is our friend Jimmy Tatrow.

Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on recurring guest, friend of the program. It is Jimmy Tatrow.
What's up, guys?

Speaker 6 He is is in person.

Speaker 1 Good to see you, dude. Good to see you.

Speaker 6 I love getting that recurring guest title.

Speaker 1 That's yeah, you're there.

Speaker 5 Well, you're a recurring guest the first time you do an interview. We just tell people that so it incepts them into being like, now I have to come on next time I'm invited.

Speaker 5 But now you're like a legit recurring guest.

Speaker 1 Legitimate recurring title.

Speaker 5 I would say you're getting dangerously close to like friend of the program, sir.

Speaker 1 Yeah, oh, I think you're full friend of the program. Wow.
You're fucked. Yes.
Wow. You're fucked, my friend.

Speaker 6 And here I was just thinking I was coming in for my boner dogs callback.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 we brought it up.

Speaker 1 Things are cooking. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. There is.

Speaker 1 We interviewed Sandler after, like a few months after we interviewed you, and he's in.

Speaker 6 Oh, I mean, that's.

Speaker 6 So it's a green light. There's a bit of a game.

Speaker 1 Eric Roth

Speaker 1 is writing the script. The writer of Forrest Gump is writing Boner Dogs.
No way. Yes.
He actually sent us a script.

Speaker 5 He's got one page so far. It's the title page, and it has his name and looks.

Speaker 1 So he wrote it.

Speaker 5 Yeah. So, yeah, he's at least like a co-writer.

Speaker 1 So things are cooking. Yeah.

Speaker 6 I mean, congratulations, guys.

Speaker 1 You were an early adopter. Now,

Speaker 1 the more

Speaker 1 stars that we get involved,

Speaker 1 you may just be a pew by the end. Are you still

Speaker 1 demoted?

Speaker 5 Well,

Speaker 5 you're falling back in the past. Yeah.
But that's only because the people that we have on more recently, we tend to over-promise things.

Speaker 5 So since you're here now, I'm probably going to be willing to be like, yeah, you're going to be the piss hole. You're going to be both balls and all the pews for the boner.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. But yeah.

Speaker 6 I mean, guys, I've been loosely attached for, what is it, like a year now?

Speaker 1 Yeah, over a year.

Speaker 6 I've been loosely attached for over a year. You know, you can't push me too far back in the past.

Speaker 1 That's true.

Speaker 5 Have you had people come up to you and ask you about Boner Dogs?

Speaker 6 I actually have.

Speaker 1 I'm not surprised.

Speaker 6 I got so many people that came up to me after the first time we did the podcast. Like, yo, I heard you on part of my take, man.
That was awesome. I didn't realize you guys were

Speaker 1 huge. Ouch, Callie, too, yeah.

Speaker 5 I mean, Boner Dogs is going to happen. If I were to put money on it, I would say that within five years, the actual movie will be legit.

Speaker 5 I don't know if it's going to be like full-length or what, but I would imagine.

Speaker 6 I don't doubt doubt that.

Speaker 1 No, the only question with boner dogs at this point, it's not an if, it's a when, and it's not a when, it's how much money they're going to give us up front.

Speaker 1 Uh, because if they give us too much, we're just going to blow it. That's all.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like they need to dangle it. They need to dangle something for us.

Speaker 1 Because otherwise, like, someone, the dumbest thing someone could do is someone could just give us a sh big check and be like, hey, here you go, do boner dogs. And be like, cool.

Speaker 1 And then, like, 10, you know, like 10 months later, we just have a flipbook. Big catch.
But Jimmy Tatro is doing this.

Speaker 5 Did they guys tell people not to give us a shitload of money? We'll cut this. We'll cut this.

Speaker 1 That was dumb. But

Speaker 5 I do think, though, that if it does happen, you are on the short list to play one of the main characters.

Speaker 6 Okay, this is good. Yes.

Speaker 1 This is really good.

Speaker 6 Also, it's a great time to do animated stuff.

Speaker 6 That's all you can really do, right?

Speaker 1 That's true.

Speaker 5 That's what I would say. Like, have you been able to work at all over the summer? Like, how does that work? I'd imagine that doing Zoom-related comedy kind of loses its flair after about a week.

Speaker 6 Did you didn't go to my Zoom comedy show last week?

Speaker 5 I didn't go to your Zoom comedy show.

Speaker 1 You did? Sorry. You do.

Speaker 5 I didn't get the E-vite.

Speaker 1 It's fun.

Speaker 1 You have Real Bros See Me Valley coming out

Speaker 1 whenever we air this, coming out on September 4th.

Speaker 6 September 4th.

Speaker 1 And you had to cut it short. Yeah.
Ultimate Cliffhanger.

Speaker 6 Ultimate. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Yeah, so... Today.

Speaker 1 Xander's just going on his bachelor party.

Speaker 6 That's the cliffhanger. Xander is about to go on his bachelor party.

Speaker 6 I have been, the only work I've really been doing during this time is animated stuff.

Speaker 6 Because you can do that like over. So, like, I'm doing an animated show and then an animated movie, and they would send me, like,

Speaker 6 you know, sound recording equipment. And, like, I would set up like a little mini studio in my closet and then get on a Zoom call with the director and actually get like

Speaker 6 one of them needed actual like final productions quality sound, and the other one was just kind of like, you know, we're going to ADR it later.

Speaker 6 But I've been doing some voiceover stuff, and we did have to pause

Speaker 6 Real Bros. bros.
I did get COVID.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 6 I did, yeah.

Speaker 6 And I was like, hey, guys, I don't think I can come into the edit. I have COVID.

Speaker 5 How was it? That's a great excuse, though.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 6 And, you know, they were like, are you sure you have it? I'm like, guys, we got to pause. Like, there's no really getting around this.

Speaker 6 I didn't have it that bad. I had super, super minor symptoms.
Like, I was on a trip. We went to Miami and like everyone in my group got it.
And

Speaker 6 like four or five people had like super bad fevers and were like the sickest they've ever been. I didn't get it that bad.

Speaker 6 I had pretty minor symptoms, but I just lost my taste and smell for like a month and a half.

Speaker 1 This was very early on, right?

Speaker 6 Yeah, I had it like way before it was cool.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, you were.

Speaker 5 Now it's like, it's actually become not cool anymore.

Speaker 6 I mean, it's just like so mainstream now.

Speaker 1 Right, yeah. Right.
Everyone's talking about it.

Speaker 5 You like COVID? Named three of their albums. Right.
Right. Didn't think so.

Speaker 1 They're playing

Speaker 1 all the NBA arenas now.

Speaker 6 Yeah. I mean, like, when I had it, it was so early on that, like, my symptoms weren't even really on the internet yet.
Because I got it, like, March 8th was when I found out.

Speaker 1 Yes. And

Speaker 6 the lockdown hadn't even happened yet. So, like, I was like telling my production company, like, yo.
We got to pause. Like, I can't go in and finish the edit right now.

Speaker 1 Wait, but you were wearing a mask when you came in. So

Speaker 1 are you of like the mindset that you can get it again? Because I feel like if I had it, I would just be be like, fuck this.

Speaker 6 That's how I was at first. Like, at first, I was like, I had it.
I'm invincible. Like, I don't need to cough in my mouth.
I'm good.

Speaker 6 Not actually. But

Speaker 6 I don't know. Now I just like, the more we find out, the more we realize we know nothing.
And I don't want to be a carrier. And like, I don't know.
I've always been kind of a germaphobe.

Speaker 6 Like, I just wash my hands a lot. And now I just am feeling like everything I'm touching is infecting.
And I got to

Speaker 6 hand sanitize. So I've just been staying out of cities.

Speaker 1 Well, welcome to New York City. Yeah, that's just a screwdriver in general to stay out of New York City.
Well, you were. I

Speaker 1 something about your Instagram and your vibe is just like, I think we talked about this last time, the California teen vibe, but you are just cooler than I'll ever be.

Speaker 1 And you did a road trip that was like essentially like a Volkswagen commercial where you were just in like all the

Speaker 1 national parks living out of an RV. Like, you know, when you see those people on Instagram,

Speaker 1 they make living out of an RV look cool and romantic. And then I think about, like, if I were in that RV, it'd smell like farts and, like, my clothes would be everywhere.
Yes, it looked like shit.

Speaker 5 For some reason, in like all those influencers posts that they put up, there's never any like wrinkled-up Taco Bell from the corner of your car.

Speaker 1 I just know how bad I would smell in the corner.

Speaker 5 Like, fries in between every single seat.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you get it like shit. You, you look like.

Speaker 6 It was actually quite nice. I was living in, it was like a fucking Pinterest board, the whole thing.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes.

Speaker 6 I'm like in this van, like, God damn it, I look like I'm in a fucking Pinterest commercial right now.

Speaker 1 You saw a geyser, and then the next day you went on a hike, and it's like, oh, and then we cooked over this little Bunsen burner. Like,

Speaker 1 I would have burned the whole thing down. I would have fucking.
Yeah,

Speaker 6 I can't take full credit for the planning of the trip or the aesthetic. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 6 I definitely reap the benefits of the vibe.

Speaker 5 It does sound like a Subaru commercial mixed in with one of those Knob Creek whiskey ones where they drink out of a tin glass around a campfire at the end.

Speaker 1 It's the road trip.

Speaker 1 It's the road trip version of seeing a shirt on a mannequin and being like, ooh, I want that shirt. And then putting it on and be like, oh, yeah, I forgot I have breasts.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Or like, I watched Jimmy do it and I was like, ooh, I want that. And then like, wait, I'm a fat slob that would like burn everything and fart everywhere and get attacked by a bear.
Yeah, right. Yeah.

Speaker 6 I actually, it was actually like, it was definitely intense, you know, to travel.

Speaker 6 Like, you know, we went to like up the California coast over to Montana and then stayed there for like a week and then came down through like Jackson Hole, Yellowstone, and did all that stuff.

Speaker 6 But it went very smoothly. Like it's definitely intense to do it.
There's a lot of like upkeep and you're going around in a van and

Speaker 6 but like we cheated a little bit. You know like we stayed at some hotels.
Okay.

Speaker 6 It wasn't like we weren't roughing it the whole time.

Speaker 1 That's like when we do grit week.

Speaker 5 And you have to like call ahead to schedule out like certain campsites, right? Yeah.

Speaker 5 Like you have to take a, you have to be like, hey, nature, can I, am I allowed to sleep there on like the 30th of August? Right. You have like a list set up for you and shit.

Speaker 6 Yeah, there's like an app that we found that like lets you know cool campsites like in the area. So you can like, it's almost like Airbnb for campsites.

Speaker 1 Are you not worried about the super volcano at Yellowstone?

Speaker 6 Not really.

Speaker 1 We're very worried. Wow.
Are you? Well, that's it.

Speaker 5 Like 2020 has been the year of like all the fear porn online where they just like

Speaker 5 they keep playing the hits where they're like, okay, there's murder hornets that are back. There's like all the bees are dying.
Like global warming is hitting again. Double hurricane.

Speaker 5 Yeah, double hurricane. Pretty soon they're going to to break out the old summer of the shark, increase in shark attacks.
And oh, yeah, the super volcano is still there.

Speaker 6 Dude, there was actually a shark attack at the beach I was at like two weeks ago.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 6 We saw this dolphin super close to shore. And we're looking at it like, damn, that dolphin's really close.

Speaker 6 And then all of a sudden, we hear like an hour later, like that dolphin that you saw got eaten by a shark in front of a bunch of kids. There was blood everywhere.

Speaker 1 You gotta learn short time. These are traumatized.

Speaker 1 This is how you learned.

Speaker 5 Have you ever eaten tuna? You've probably eaten dolphins too.

Speaker 1 Hard knocks life.

Speaker 6 Speaking of bees, though, I don't know if you saw my Instagram. Oh, yes.
But for a while, for almost all of 2019, I housed probably the largest bee population west of the Mississippi.

Speaker 5 Was that intentional? Or were you harvesting their honey?

Speaker 6 I wanted to.

Speaker 1 That was the goal.

Speaker 6 I found out about this thing. Chris Hemsworth actually posted like a photo of this flow hive thing that can like...

Speaker 6 He had like honey on tap.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 What's the most bored a rich person can do?

Speaker 1 Well, no, it's a flow chart. What is it called? It's like a flow hive.
Flow hive.

Speaker 6 And you put your bees in this box and then the honey filters down into like jars. And that was the goal.
And

Speaker 6 so everyone was like, you've got to get rid of this beehive. Like it was, you know, at the time it was like this big.
And everyone was like, that's so fucking big. You have to get rid of this.

Speaker 6 And I was like,

Speaker 6 we need the bees. Like, we're doing a good thing.
Right. I'm not getting rid of the beehive.
And then, like, a huge chunk fell. And everyone was like, now you have to get rid of it.

Speaker 6 But, like, you know, I was just went out there with a spoon. I was like scraping the honey off.
It was delicious. So I refused to get rid of it.
They built it back. It ended up being like this big.

Speaker 6 Like, no joke. It got so big the whole thing fell off the branch.
And it was probably like...

Speaker 6 80 pounds of hive just on the ground.

Speaker 5 That's like a metaphor. It's like, you know, the bees, they were great, but they got too big for their own good, destroyed themselves.

Speaker 1 So, so wait, so I saw it fall, and then what? Think about it. What did you, what ended up happening?

Speaker 6 So it was like the day it fell was the day I like started my camper van trip.

Speaker 1 So my roommate called me, like, dude, the hive fell, dude.

Speaker 6 Like, all frantic. I can't even understand a word he's saying.
I'm like, I'm like, Kyle, talk to me, man. What's going on? He's like, I just,

Speaker 1 this is, there's bees everywhere. This is.

Speaker 6 Like, I couldn't even understand what he was saying. I'm like camping.
So I didn't even get back for like two weeks, and he hadn't touched it, obviously. It it was still in the ground.

Speaker 6 And it was just this heap of beehive. And there's still like, you know, there's still a sizable hive up there in the tree, like that big.
I don't think the queen.

Speaker 1 Well, the queen's still there. So life goes on.

Speaker 6 Yeah, life goes on. Nice.
But I called like, you know, my local hive or beekeepers or whatever. And I was like, how do I translate this into something I can get honey on cap from?

Speaker 6 And she's like, oh, you shouldn't eat that honey. Like, you don't know.
You know, it's Africanized. The bees are, like, you don't know they're mating.
They're like cross-mating.

Speaker 6 And you don't want to eat that honey.

Speaker 1 No, what you did is.

Speaker 6 I did. It was delicious.

Speaker 5 She probably asked you for the address, and now she's going to show up and harvest your honey. I don't think that there's a profession in America that gets more

Speaker 5 free advice calls than beekeepers.

Speaker 1 You probably do. Billy.

Speaker 5 Where you have like a small hive in your backyard, you just automatically, I'm going to call beekeeper.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Billy, you want to tell Jimmy about Africanized honey? I mean, you just looked.

Speaker 8 Africanized honeybees are actually a real problem because they're invasive and they sting more and they're way more aggressive and they've actually been a huge problem.

Speaker 1 This is our bee expert really. Oh wow.
I didn't know you guys had a local boy.

Speaker 6 I would have stopped talking a long time.

Speaker 6 He's got a farm. He's got a farm, yeah.

Speaker 5 He's got like every animal out there.

Speaker 1 Oh shit.

Speaker 5 Last time.

Speaker 1 Sorry, just disregard everything I said. No, he actually reads just Wikipedia and then makes up half the facts.
So what he just said very well could be false. Okay.
Like actually most likely is false.

Speaker 5 I would actually think that their honey would be tastier though. Yeah.
Because they're so aggressive about defending it.

Speaker 1 Billy, what do you say about that?

Speaker 8 They actually escaped from a lab in Brazil. They were trying to create a brand.

Speaker 1 See, this is where he's making. No, this part is true.

Speaker 8 This is actually true. They escape from a lab.

Speaker 8 Yeah, it's a problem. Then they spread.

Speaker 1 Got it. Huge issue.
Yeah. Into Jimmy's backyard.

Speaker 6 Is this the plot line of Ant-Man and the Waffle?

Speaker 5 Yeah, they're Brazilian honey.

Speaker 1 They've got big asses.

Speaker 6 They escape from a lab.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh, man.
See, the best part about Billy is you just have someone around who you just ask questions to. He says it with enough confidence, it doesn't really matter what he says.

Speaker 1 Like, we're just like, okay,

Speaker 5 that makes sense. That's really just a secret to life in general.

Speaker 5 Last time we saw you on the big screen was actually not on a big screen because it was on a home release of King of Staten Island. Right.
It was intended to be a big screen.

Speaker 5 It was, yeah, which I really enjoyed. I thought it was a really good movie.
Very good. We had Bill Burr on here.
There's a lot of

Speaker 5 Oscar buzz around Bill Burr's performance in that movie.

Speaker 1 Actually? Yeah. I mean,

Speaker 1 he killed it.

Speaker 5 I mean, yes, from us. From us.
But I thought he was really good in it. So I'll start off by asking you the same question I asked him.
Did you get to kiss Marissa Tomey?

Speaker 6 I did not.

Speaker 6 That would have been probably pretty weird for one of the random firefighters in the firehouse too.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 6 But Bill Burr is just the coolest. Yeah.
Like the coolest guy ever. Yeah.
He does not need to be that cool. Like he could still be as cool as he is by being much less cool.
You know what I mean? Yes.

Speaker 1 Does that make sense?

Speaker 6 I agree. Like he's like one of those OG stand-up comics that like he could be a dick and still be super cool.

Speaker 7 And people would still be like, I love him.

Speaker 1 Yes. People would still be like, I love love you you're the man right but he actually is

Speaker 6 actually like

Speaker 1 super super cool yes and just super nice and like just just the best did you get did you get as much screen time as you thought you were gonna get you i know you have to like you want to be in a judd appetal movie again uh it was actually good that they cut you and you should say that yeah like yeah great job i thought i might be in a little a little more i didn't really know how does that work though well so i'm like good buddies with pete and um

Speaker 6 so i kind of like i don't usually sign up for something without really knowing what I'm getting into. But Pete was like, yo, you got to be in my movie.
And I was like, yeah, 100%.

Speaker 6 It's your movie, Jet Appital. Like, a thousand percent.
I'm, I'm doing it. So I didn't even really like read a script or anything.
We just kind of showed up and,

Speaker 6 you know, like they had a script, I think. But

Speaker 5 I didn't really get a script until like handed you the mop. And they're like, here you go.
Just be in the background of this shot.

Speaker 1 Right, right.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 6 But yeah, I came out here for like firefighter training, and like we did like a full day of like fire drills and stuff.

Speaker 6 Like, we're in the gear, like, you know, crawling on the floor with one foot on the wall, like putting out real fires and stuff. Um,

Speaker 6 and then, yeah, I saw the movie.

Speaker 1 I was like, did we need to do it for

Speaker 1 like, yeah, could have probably just told us that. Yeah.
Now, did you, do you, how does it work? Do you get paid? You get paid beforehand, so it doesn't matter how much you're in it.

Speaker 1 You obviously want to be in it more, but it's not like ultimately, it's if they come.

Speaker 6 Yeah, you're kind of getting paid for your time. Right.
You know, as long as you're, it's like week by week. Yeah.
Or like there's, I mean, there's a locked-in rate before you even get out there.

Speaker 6 But, you know, I was just happy to be. I just like, you know, Judd Appetal is like,

Speaker 6 Judd Appetow, obviously.

Speaker 1 Can I give you a split?

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 5 Here's a good way to think about it. So you were in that movie with a lot of like superstar Legends of the Game comedians and actors, right? Like the cast was

Speaker 5 like a who's who.

Speaker 5 right now you are very much like an up-and-coming actor who's next in line to be in that who's who so like in the in the movie you played a firefighter that was an up-and-comer coming onto the force learning from the big dogs and you were next up it was just an allegory for your career yeah so it's really deep if you think about it that way that's a great way to look at it perfectly that was very nice of you p yeah i'll do a meaner way um

Speaker 1 how much longer can you be considered up and coming before we're just like this guy's never coming

Speaker 6 i don't know i think i don't think i have that much longer

Speaker 1 i think i only got like

Speaker 6 a few more years of being up and coming before it just you know

Speaker 1 that's just it does yeah

Speaker 1 no i think you're up and coming you're what 28 28 i think you have until at least like 33 and then it's like okay what are you you're either coming or you're washing yeah so you're five five years five years you got i think you're you think you'll ever be like um like a big-time movie maybe not a like the main role but like the the awesome sidekick that everyone really loves yeah I think I will I mean everything everything has just taken like a long time right you know and nothing has like happened in my career overnight everything has been like such a such a process and like every time I've thought like something would really

Speaker 6 be big even if it has been big and like propel me super far it's like it's just kind of like just a just been a slow process and I've just kind of accepted that everything's going to take time um

Speaker 6 and just try not to get discouraged with the process just enjoy the process as much as possible and when you do get frustrated just nice to like turn around look and see how far you've come and then put your head down and just keep going does it get frustrating at all and i would imagine it does but like real bros of semi valley is

Speaker 1 So fucking funny. Like, it's one of the funniest things I've watched.
And I've watched it. I'm like, why isn't this a TV show?

Speaker 1 Like, who's making the decisions where they're not like, this is fucking genius?

Speaker 1 does that get frustrating where you're like hey guys like I mean you can't say hey guys this is genius but I can it's genius well thank you

Speaker 6 I mean the way that all happened is like it's funny real bros was never like a big priority of mine like at the time we sold it it was just kind of like I was trying to sell something else and we just like

Speaker 6 you know I had already like financed it and we made it for my YouTube channel so it was like it was done and all we needed to do to sell it was like just show Facebook.

Speaker 6 And they were like, yeah, we want that. Right.
So, like, I didn't really put too much, you know, time into like deciding where it was going to live and everything.

Speaker 6 It was just like, oh, Facebook wants to make this awesome.

Speaker 1 Let's make it.

Speaker 6 So, I mean, like,

Speaker 6 I'm happy that we have a place to just make it and put it up and it's free.

Speaker 1 I watched something like that, and I'm like, how is this not a hit across the board when you see other things? You're like, this is not like that funny.

Speaker 1 And I watch Real Bros and I laugh the entire time.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I don't know.

Speaker 5 That would be on TV though. It doesn't have to be on TV to be a huge hit.
Like I think that

Speaker 5 the way that turned out ended up being like a massive, massive success.

Speaker 5 And the reality is like network executives for the most part aren't going to look to these other places like Facebook or YouTube until like they have kids that reach the age where their kids can tell them what to watch and what's cool.

Speaker 5 Right. And then at that point they'll reach out and then, do I really want to be on TV? Like we had a TV show for a day.
We left because we didn't feel like that was our scene.

Speaker 5 So, we decided to bounce it. We just said, Fuck you, nothing else in house, two middle fingers in the air, coming back to the podcast.

Speaker 5 But I think, like, with the different platforms you've been on, you don't need like you don't need to be on NBC, right?

Speaker 6 Yeah, I don't necessarily, yeah, I don't really want, like, to your point, like, I don't really want to be, it's not like I don't measure it the success of the show by like be like where it lives.

Speaker 6 Yeah, you know, my, I think the show is successful, it lives on Facebook, people love it, you know, it's a hit where it is.

Speaker 6 But yeah, it's like people associate legitimacy so much with where it is and it being on a network platform. I don't think it would belong on a network platform.

Speaker 6 And right now, I just want to be on as many platforms as possible.

Speaker 1 I just want more people to see it because I think it's that funny. That's my thing.

Speaker 1 I'm sure there's a lot of people who do see it on Facebook, but it's like, that's the frustrating part where it's like you see other shows, less funny shows, get promotion, and you're like, wait, this show is, is way funnier.

Speaker 6 Why aren't more, you know, yeah, I mean, it's no red table talks, but it's pretty good, I think.

Speaker 5 I like the memes. I like the, bro, I'm straight up not having a good time meme.
It just applies to everything.

Speaker 5 My favorite one, you've probably seen this, it's Jason saying, I'm straight up not having a good time, bro. And the caption of it is, Poland during World War II.

Speaker 1 You are, you are becoming like, that is, you are becoming a cult classic in the meme world.

Speaker 6 Yeah, there's a lot of memes.

Speaker 6 i also appreciate i've been seeing like a lot of sports programs like tweeting out like straight up not having a good time memes and like also the thing i like the most is i've been seeing i've been getting tweeted a lot of videos of like like a college baseball player will like slide into second and then pop up and do the like

Speaker 6 the sander move and i'm like i love that yeah i want that to be like an nfl celebration Get that going.

Speaker 5 Oh, I'm sure George Kittle would do something like that. Oh, yeah.
He seems like a real big Simi Valley fan.

Speaker 6 He is is a fan of the real bros.

Speaker 5 Yeah, yeah. Saw that coming.
We love

Speaker 1 to tune it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Yeah, Bortles, R.I.P.

Speaker 1 He could do that.

Speaker 5 Last time we had you on,

Speaker 5 you broke it down really nice for us, the difference between like, was it kickback,

Speaker 5 party hang sesh? Was that one of them? Yeah, I forget what all the different ones were.

Speaker 5 Can you just break down the difference between various types of bros in Southern California? Because as far as me and Big Cat are concerned, there's like, there's one type of bro.

Speaker 5 We're very myopic in how we view them.

Speaker 5 We're just afraid afraid of all of them But I'm sure they're like different there's nuances right from like Simi Valley to Huntington Beach to Redondo Beach or whatever.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I mean there's there's tons of different the bros and real bros of Simi Valley are kind of like the deep valley bros like they're the ones you know with the the Oakley sunglasses and the the tank tops and they all have boats.

Speaker 6 They all have they all have boats and jet skis that are attached to their trucks.

Speaker 6 So that's like one specific kind of bros.

Speaker 1 Do they ever get mad at you? Like, has anyone ever been like, dude, that's fucked up?

Speaker 6 Honestly, I thought that would happen, but it kind of hasn't.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 6 Yeah, no, I haven't gotten like any hate from those bros.

Speaker 1 Okay, I just seem to like it.

Speaker 5 They're psyched to have representation.

Speaker 1 Right, right. That's right.
There's guys in their heads. They're showing their kids as hell.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 Like, look, look, that can be you on TV. We can do this.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Right, right, right.
Okay, so that's the Valley bros.

Speaker 6 And then, you know, you got like the surfer bros, like the Malibu bros. They're like, you know, the more tan,

Speaker 6 skinnier,

Speaker 6 blonde hair. Did you say soft?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 6 I'm not going to say soft.

Speaker 1 Less smooth. Somebody might say soft.

Speaker 6 More more pretty.

Speaker 1 Okay, pretty broken. Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 1 What else? NorCal?

Speaker 6 NorCal is there's another type of bro in NorCal. There's some crossover between NorCal and and the SUNY bros, I think.

Speaker 5 Where does NorCal start? Is that like Bakersfield?

Speaker 6 No, Bakersfield is pretty so

Speaker 1 yeah okay

Speaker 1 where would be the cutoff line uh maybe like San Jose okay all right okay

Speaker 1 what about what about like inland bros like uh where I think semi-bros are kind of inland they kind of are yeah because I'm thinking of um like how would you classify it's basically a desert right like semi valley is a very dry place

Speaker 6 yeah it is I mean it's just like deep valley so it's not that far from the beach yeah But there's also like a lake out there.

Speaker 5 So I was just, I remember driving through there, and I was like, this looks like every suburb that I've ever lived in my entire life.

Speaker 6 Hey, that's the show right there.

Speaker 1 Yeah. What about like the Diaz brothers? Where are they? They're from 209.
Where's that? Who were the

Speaker 1 Nate Diaz, the UFC fighters? Oh, okay. Dallas Braden is from 209.

Speaker 1 Where are they from? Is that Sacramento?

Speaker 5 209 Area Code. That would be.

Speaker 5 I can't remember where they're from. Stockton.
Majestic.

Speaker 1 Stockton.

Speaker 1 Stockton, Majestic.

Speaker 5 That's up north.

Speaker 6 Let's circle back to the name Dallas Braden.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Yes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's an all-threw perfect game once. Uh-huh.
Well, no hitter, but yeah. Who is he? He works with us.
He used to pitch for the A's, flamed out, but did throw a perfect game. Wow.

Speaker 5 Dallas Braden is a solid name, though.

Speaker 1 Braden Dallas Braddon. He's a Cali, bro.
He's got the Cali bro. He's like, he's got, I don't know where Stockton is, but he's, that's the Nate Diaz.
Like, they're

Speaker 1 intimidating in their own right.

Speaker 6 I love a good full name, like a good, you know, just a name that you hear, and you're like, wow, that just flows nicely.

Speaker 1 Alice Braden.

Speaker 5 It paints you a picture before you even meet him, and you probably get the exact picture correctly.

Speaker 3 Right. Absolutely.

Speaker 5 He's an absolute badass.

Speaker 5 I was looking through your filmography before you came here, and I saw that you were at a movie called.

Speaker 6 See, last time you did this, you pulled up my stats from like high school.

Speaker 1 We can talk about that.

Speaker 6 And, you know,

Speaker 5 what was it, 1.6 points per game?

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, it was a little less than Skip Bayless. Yeah, he's bad.
You average like half of that. So you had that one tournament that you went off.

Speaker 6 I appreciate you remembering that. Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 I do. You fucking balled out that tournament.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I mean, you know, as I said last time, you know, I don't think all the games were recorded.

Speaker 5 1.7 points per game. I'm sorry.
But you had the 0.1 assist per game and then 1.2 rebounds per game.

Speaker 6 But if you look, you may notice only like two games were recorded or maybe three.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Or 10.

Speaker 1 You also seem like this might be I don't even think this is a mean thing to say but you also seem like the kid who was way taller than everyone when he was 12 and stopped growing no I was really

Speaker 1 short okay I just stayed short the whole time yeah got it you had yeah so you had that like alpha energy where you're like oh that kid was a boss when he was like 12 I was not a boss never grew it ever again no I was like five eight I had like a big I had a big gap in my teeth And

Speaker 6 in sophomore year, I had like the Bieber swoosh and braces. So I don't know if it was alpha energy coming out of me.

Speaker 5 Oh, there's some good pictures of you here. So they've got you on Max Preps.
Somehow, somebody uploaded yourself to Max Preps.

Speaker 5 You had some fucking cankles back in high school, huh?

Speaker 1 Cankles. Yeah.

Speaker 5 At least in this one picture.

Speaker 1 Look at this picture. There's no ankle there.

Speaker 6 I mean,

Speaker 6 those are just the calves.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Those are just...

Speaker 1 You also give off the alpha energy because you're an L.A. guy who went to Arizona, which I just figured, like, holy shit, that guy has had his shirt off for like half his life.

Speaker 1 And I take my shirt off never.

Speaker 6 I mean, you're looking pretty jacked right now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm wearing a black shirt today, so thank you. That's all it takes.
Yeah. Yeah, but you, you absolutely.
I'm also wearing black shirts.

Speaker 1 When you go to Arizona, you just basically pop your shirt off right when you get off the plane. You're like, all right, let's party for the next four years.

Speaker 1 Is that not wrong? You're not wrong.

Speaker 6 Yeah, right. You're not wrong about that.

Speaker 1 Right. I know I'm right.

Speaker 5 Sandler does that too, right? Sandler's always taking his shirt off because he's low-key jacket.

Speaker 5 That's why he wears like all the big clothes around his friends because that way, when he takes his shirt off around him, they're like, holy fuck, Sandler's actually swole.

Speaker 5 So it's a good undersell, over-deliver technique.

Speaker 6 You don't want to be too jacked.

Speaker 6 If you're too jacked, like there's some people that take their shirt off, and I'm like, dude, if I was that jacked, I would be uncomfortable.

Speaker 6 It's a problem taking my shirt off because people would be like, okay, calm the fuck down.

Speaker 5 It's a soccer guy hot.

Speaker 5 Soccer guys have

Speaker 1 the body that every chick wants now.

Speaker 6 Soccer guys, they love to take their shirts off.

Speaker 1 Right, because they're not jacked, but they're like have a six-pack.

Speaker 6 You know what I don't like when soccer guys rip their shirts off? Like, they score a goal, right? They rip their shirt off. Sure, you're happy.
You want to rip your shirt off, whatever.

Speaker 6 But when they adjust their, like, their waistline and pull it down a little bit.

Speaker 1 To show the dick line, it's like, come on, man.

Speaker 5 Yeah, they, well, I think they shaved before the games, too. They're like, they're hairless.
Or maybe just from playing soccer, you just develop a lack of hair on your body.

Speaker 5 But I was going to say, I saw that you were in a movie called How to Have Sex on a Plane. Whoa.
What was that about?

Speaker 6 That, my IMDb, there's some of my YouTube videos have been

Speaker 6 have been uploaded to

Speaker 1 IMDb.

Speaker 6 Like, I guess either like, you know, someone that was in it wanted to put it on IMDb or something. Ah, okay.
So that's just a YouTube sketch that I did. It's actually my most

Speaker 1 YouTube video. IMDD videos.

Speaker 5 Got it.

Speaker 1 Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Got it. Yeah, just listed your character as lead guy.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I didn't do that.

Speaker 6 I actually tried to get it taken off because.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 6 We can get that figured out for you. It's harder than you'd think.

Speaker 1 Really? Yeah.

Speaker 5 IMDB is forever.

Speaker 6 But that would be bad. That video is actually my most viewed YouTube video.

Speaker 1 Oh, wow.

Speaker 5 Off the top of your head, do you know how many it has?

Speaker 6 My guess is last I checked, it was like 50 million or something.

Speaker 1 It would be bad if someone put like lead scrotum boner dogs 2022 on your iMovie.

Speaker 5 In production. It is in production, right?

Speaker 1 That would be bad.

Speaker 6 Lead Scrotum. I'd want to maybe work with that character name a little bit.

Speaker 5 Fucks. Yeah, you have like 60 million views on this.

Speaker 6 Holy shit. That video was actually a real idea that I had.

Speaker 6 To have sex on a plane. Yeah, I pitched it to my ex-girlfriend.

Speaker 1 You pitched it like this is a meeting that you had with her.

Speaker 6 It was like a half-joking pitch, but I was like, you know, I was talking about joining the Mile High Club, and I'm like, the move is. Everyone thinks you sneak to the bathroom.

Speaker 6 And, you know, you like sneak it.

Speaker 1 But it's like, it's so obvious. You both walk into the bathroom.

Speaker 6 Everyone knows what's going on. So I'm like, you got to fake an argument, right? You start screaming at each other, but you're embarrassed.

Speaker 6 You don't want to have a screaming argument in front of everyone on this plane. So you're like, let's go finish this screaming argument in the bathroom.

Speaker 6 So you keep screaming in the bathroom, pretending you're arguing, but little do they know you're actually having sex, but you just need to keep screaming at each other the whole time.

Speaker 6 And then you finally finish the argument.

Speaker 5 and you walk out. That's very smart.

Speaker 6 And you're like, sorry about that, everybody. We just had to work that out.

Speaker 5 So anytime it's occurred to me, like, maybe you could join the Mile High Club, I've always just thought, like, going back to your seat, everyone will stare at you.

Speaker 5 And then, like, what happens in the sky? Can a flight attendant arrest you? Can they come up and be like, sir, you need to come with me? Because I would crack like that. I think any guy would.

Speaker 5 But it wouldn't be from the flight attendant saying,

Speaker 5 I think you were having sex in the bathroom. Tell me.
If all they would have to say would be like,

Speaker 5 you just got laid in the bathroom. That is so awesome.
And I'd be like, yeah, it was. And be like, gotcha.

Speaker 1 That's the easiest way.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 All right. So, Jimmy, you are a die-hard Laker fan.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 If the Lakers win this year, where you agree, it doesn't count, right?

Speaker 1 Okay, whoa.

Speaker 1 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I mean,

Speaker 1 we all agree, right? I think

Speaker 1 it counts. No.

Speaker 1 Only if LeBron loses.

Speaker 6 What doesn't count about it?

Speaker 5 It's a bubble. It's like a Mickey Mouse situation.

Speaker 1 Yeah, there's no way to figure it out.

Speaker 5 They fake fans.

Speaker 6 Yeah. So you're saying because there's no fans, it doesn't actually count.
So then what, the NFL is not going to count?

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is different. It's different.
Well, it depends on who is the NFL in a super baseball. Well, it depends on who wins World Series.

Speaker 1 Like, if the Dockers win,

Speaker 1 baseball is always at a neutral location. True, that's a good point, Hank.

Speaker 5 Great point. Also, they're going to be playing in the real stadiums.
They're not going to be playing at like Walt Disney World. Yeah.
So the NBA, they're playing in front of me characters, basically.

Speaker 5 Right.

Speaker 6 I don't know. I think it definitely still counts.

Speaker 1 Is LeBron your favorite Laker of all time?

Speaker 6 Absolutely not. I mean, Kobe's my favorite Laker of all time.

Speaker 6 That will never change.

Speaker 1 What if LeBron wins seven titles in a row?

Speaker 6 I will be very thankful of LeBron for doing that. For

Speaker 6 Kobe's team.

Speaker 1 Eight titles in a row. Caruso?

Speaker 6 Yeah. I hope he does, man.
I hope he does. And I would really appreciate them doing that for Kobe's program.

Speaker 1 It becomes Caruso's City. Alex Caruso.
That's a girl.

Speaker 5 What if Dwight Howard wins 10 in a row? Ooh.

Speaker 1 Man, I,

Speaker 6 you know,

Speaker 1 you don't have to say anything.

Speaker 6 Dwight, I have mixed feelings about Dwight Howard. I'm happy he's on the team and, you know, doing well in his role, but it's hard to forgive him for, you know, his complete dud of a season

Speaker 6 back when, back when we could have got

Speaker 6 Chris Paul and Dwight Howard. It just, you know, the whole thing brings up some bad memories.

Speaker 1 Wait, so you're obviously Rams, not Chargers, right?

Speaker 6 Yeah, Rams.

Speaker 1 Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 6 But, I mean, the Clippers are obviously, no one who's actually from L.A. possibly could care about the Clippers.
Are you worried? But if you are a Clippers fan, you're clearly not from L.A.

Speaker 1 Ooh, I like that.

Speaker 1 They should move to San Diego. What about me?

Speaker 6 I would love for them to move to San Diego. Oh, so you hate the Clippers? I am out.
I never cared about the Clippers.

Speaker 6 It was always just like, sure,

Speaker 6 you guys can be here too. It's fine.
It's like, you know,

Speaker 6 you can share, whatever.

Speaker 6 And then the second they get a little bit good, it's just from all these Clipper fans coming out of the woodworks. They just want to yap.
They want to talk about how they're the team of L.A.

Speaker 1 And it's just like, shut up.

Speaker 6 We let you be here.

Speaker 6 Just be grateful.

Speaker 6 Go to San Diego. Take the Chargers with you, too.

Speaker 6 Just get out of here.

Speaker 1 So if the Clippers beat the Lakers this year, are you then saying it doesn't count?

Speaker 6 I wouldn't say it doesn't count.

Speaker 6 I would just...

Speaker 1 Pretend it doesn't count.

Speaker 6 That would be a tough one.

Speaker 5 I think that would make LeBron like the biggest disappointment of all Lakers of all time.

Speaker 5 If he doesn't win any titles and he loses against your

Speaker 1 rivals,

Speaker 6 that would be tough.

Speaker 1 Yeah, take away his purple and gold.

Speaker 6 LeBron, you know, he needs to bring the title home this year.

Speaker 5 Would you say he's been a disappointment thus far?

Speaker 6 No, I wouldn't.

Speaker 5 He hasn't won a title yet.

Speaker 6 I mean, this is the second year.

Speaker 3 Didn't make the playoffs the first year.

Speaker 1 Yeah, didn't even make the playoffs the first year.

Speaker 5 Traded away all his teammates. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Lonzo Ball was going to be a Laker for life. He's going bald.

Speaker 6 We got AD. We were the best team in the league this year.
We're going to

Speaker 6 hopefully knock on wood, win that championship, which doesn't really count. It counts, though.

Speaker 1 It does. No, like, you won't put up a banner.

Speaker 6 A banner? What do you mean, a banner?

Speaker 1 Like, you won't put a banner up. We won the bubble.

Speaker 1 Like, the bubble, who cares? I mean, I'm not going to count it in LeBron's power unless he loses.

Speaker 6 It's not like the competition isn't still good out there. It's not like these players are, like, playing like they're in a bubble.

Speaker 5 Some of them are. Yeah.
Like, I would say, like, the Bucks stink. The Suns have played like they're in a bubble because they don't play well outside of it.

Speaker 1 We just want to discredit LeBron in any way possible. So there's really

Speaker 6 you guys hate LeBron. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I just, it's funny.

Speaker 6 Here's the thing. I hated LeBron.
Yeah. I hated him

Speaker 6 when he went to the Heat and he did the whole not one, not two, not three, and claimed he was going to win like nine championships. When he did that, I was like, fuck you, LeBron.

Speaker 6 I'm taking my talents to my.

Speaker 6 I was like, fuck that.

Speaker 6 I didn't like him at all. And then he went back to Cleveland, and I just, I found it too hard to hate on him just for what he did when he was like 26.

Speaker 6 So I forgave him for his

Speaker 6 immature action.

Speaker 1 Yeah, now you're like, oh, that was.

Speaker 6 No, I liked the whole time he was on the CAS, when he went back to Cleveland, I was like, I respect you for doing that. He brought a championship home to his hometown.
I was like, very respectable.

Speaker 6 You know,

Speaker 6 I can't hate on you anymore. Your Miami days are behind you.
And now he's on the Lakers.

Speaker 1 Now he just happens to be on the Lakers. Well, what was welcoming? What is very obviously happening?

Speaker 5 You were seeing into the future. You're like, wait, he's going to be a free agent in two years.
He's probably going to come to L.A.

Speaker 5 I will pre-forgive him so that when he comes to L.A., I won't have to change my mind all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 I completely,

Speaker 6 I got to a point where everyone was saying LeBron might come. And I was just like, I don't want to expect anything because every time this happens, there's just so many rumors of people coming.

Speaker 6 And it never happened.

Speaker 6 So when it did happen, I was just, you know.

Speaker 5 I'm of the mindset that LeBron James is the best basketball player of all time, but he's also so fun to watch, like watching him fuck up all the time, like fuck up the small, little things.

Speaker 5 Like when, for example, he's always reading a book and he's always on the first page of the book.

Speaker 5 Like, meaning he probably doesn't actually sit down and read through all these things, he just likes being photographed holding a book in his hands.

Speaker 5 All the things where he's showing up to the game, holding a glass of wine, like walking underneath the tunnel so that the camera's on him.

Speaker 5 Like, all that stuff is fucking hilarious to make fun of him before. And he gives people a lot of material, but I think he is the best basketball player of all time.

Speaker 1 You don't think that? I do. No, you don't.

Speaker 6 Who do you think is the best? Jordan.

Speaker 5 He's going to say Jordan. It's not even close.

Speaker 1 LeBron is four.

Speaker 1 Four. It's Jordan one, Shaq, two, Anthony Davis, three.
Whoa,

Speaker 1 coming in with 80.

Speaker 1 This is, I mean, the Laker damn thing. I actually,

Speaker 1 when Kobe passed away, and I had the night before, I had been talking about LeBron was my number one Laker of all time.

Speaker 1 I remember I texted you like a week later, and that was the first time I was like, oh, shit. Like, because you were like, that's not funny.

Speaker 1 I mean, dude,

Speaker 6 honestly, it sounds kind of crazy, but like, I mean, luckily enough, I haven't had, like, a close family member pass away. So, like, Kobe's death was the hardest a death has ever hit me by far.

Speaker 6 And, like,

Speaker 6 I cried for weeks. Like, like, I just was so, I've never been so sad.
I just didn't think it was, I was capable of being that sad. And there was, you know, that song, uh,

Speaker 1 Stay Schemin, when it's like, bitch, you wasn't with me shooting in the gym. Yep.
Uh,

Speaker 6 like, he, like, drops Kobe's name in that, in that part. And I was just like, this was like a month after, and I'm like in my car, just like vibing.
I was having a great day. I'm dancing to this song.

Speaker 6 And then I just said that line, and I just kind of sat there for a second. And then it just came over me.
And I started crying in the car by myself. Like, I went from just like, yeah, and then just...

Speaker 6 crying and then I just started cracking up at how ridiculous that must have looked. Sports.

Speaker 5 Listen, you can cry at sports.

Speaker 6 Yeah, so if anyone saw that span of 60 seconds, they would have been like, that guy's a fucking

Speaker 1 danced, cried, and then laughed in 30 seconds.

Speaker 5 That's a hell of a day, though, as Jimmy Vee would say, right? If you can dance, cry, come, and laugh in the same day, that's a hell of a day.

Speaker 6 How did you know I came? I came right after.

Speaker 5 I mean, I could tell it.

Speaker 1 You're up and coming. That's your body.

Speaker 5 You just described your body being so confused, it was just like expelling liquids from various waters.

Speaker 1 It's going everywhere.

Speaker 5 I guess I better nutting shit.

Speaker 1 All right, so Jimmy, you got September 4th. Real bros of See Me Valley's out.
Yeah. I have my last question.
It is the meundis question. Meundis.com slash PMT to get 15% off your first purchase.

Speaker 1 My question is actually not a question. It's just, Billy, just take the mic and start talking to Jimmy.

Speaker 1 He's your idol.

Speaker 8 I'm a budding up-and-coming thespian myself.

Speaker 8 I'm in an improvisation.

Speaker 5 Thespian, right off the bat, this crash and burn. Billy's going to try to sound very smart, but he instead

Speaker 5 you said thespian.

Speaker 5 Yeah, not how do you say it?

Speaker 1 It's thespian.

Speaker 8 Anyway, I'm a huge fan of the show. I was actually, me and my buddies were real bros of Simi Valley for Halloween.

Speaker 1 Oh, wow.

Speaker 1 That wasn't Halloween, Billy.

Speaker 5 You went Simi-Face?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 8 Yeah, it was actually hilarious, but I'm a huge fan of the show.

Speaker 1 Who were you?

Speaker 1 Well, actually, so I was Duncan.

Speaker 8 I don't actually look like a good Duncan, but my buddy looked... really good as uh Xan.

Speaker 1 Pull the picture.

Speaker 1 Get a picture. Let's go.

Speaker 8 Black tank top is hilarious.

Speaker 1 This is the guy who said that, you know,

Speaker 1 he's your idol. I think he's a bro.
He is. He's a bro.

Speaker 8 I think I'd be a great Rancho bro.

Speaker 1 If you ever needed an extra or any other different valleys, I'd definitely tell him how much you want to get it.

Speaker 6 Well, the Rancho Bros, you know, I don't want to give too much away, but the Rancho Bros have kind of disbanded. And

Speaker 6 yeah, some of them went to Del Vista. Whoa.
Yeah, so some of the Rancho Bros are over in Del Vista now, repping Del Vista pretty hard.

Speaker 8 Well, if you need a Del Vista, bro, I'd Okay.

Speaker 1 This is Billy's real voice, bro.

Speaker 5 Yeah, no, he's not putting this on.

Speaker 1 Billy, tell me. No, I was going to put on a fake voice to pretend I'm a Theseby.
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 I was going to be like, yeah, I'm a budding Thespian.

Speaker 1 Okay, bro.

Speaker 6 I already fucked this up, but like, if I had...

Speaker 6 Just like gotten really good at like a British accent. Yeah.

Speaker 6 And then when I did like talk shows and stuff or like podcasts that came on like as a British guy and everyone's like, he's British?

Speaker 5 Yeah. That always fucks me.
Like when you see Adele talk, it's like she's got the most beautiful voice in the world, and she's like, Thank you very much. Thank you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, even Selba not being

Speaker 1 after watching The Wire, and then you're like, What? He's British? Okay.

Speaker 6 It's always these people, and they all have British accents, like all the best actors.

Speaker 1 You're like, wow.

Speaker 5 Who's the guy from Wales?

Speaker 1 Sean Connery? No, Scottish.

Speaker 1 Wait, Billy, go back to what we were just saying.

Speaker 1 You want to be extra?

Speaker 8 I think I could fit it.

Speaker 1 I think I could. Tell them how much you squat and bench.

Speaker 8 I bench 300 pounds, and I squat like somewhere over 400 or something.

Speaker 1 You said 300? 300?

Speaker 1 What about?

Speaker 1 What do you squat?

Speaker 5 What do you squat?

Speaker 8 415, 5 times 5.

Speaker 1 Okay, cool. Perfect.

Speaker 5 Billy, tell them about the car that you wanted to pass that on.

Speaker 8 Oh, yeah. I found this super souped up Humvee, but it's street illegal.

Speaker 1 Humvee?

Speaker 1 I really think I could play a role here. Okay.
Okay, but it's street ignoring. 415?

Speaker 1 It was like also a truck, right? Okay, okay cool cool cool it also had a truck in it what what color what color it was actually it was camo green camo okay street legal

Speaker 1 billy definitely watches real cvs like this is a reality show like an actual reality

Speaker 6 well you know i'll pass it on if there's a season four

Speaker 6 dunk surf i mean season three has already been uh

Speaker 5 already been shot i was thinking billy could be a real bro of silicon valley and he could be like i don't know like a cousin and he's trying to pitch pitch your app tell them about your app billy Oh, I have this

Speaker 8 app idea where it's like Waze for going out. So you know how Waze is like crowd.

Speaker 8 You crowdsource information on your own.

Speaker 6 I want to hate. I had a similar idea.

Speaker 1 I think everyone who's been at a crowded bar has had this idea.

Speaker 8 No, but it's like a crowd, crowd source information on like what's crowded, like the vibe, like basically lines for clubs.

Speaker 5 The ratio. The ratio is showing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a great idea.

Speaker 8 Like which bouncers are soft on IDing.

Speaker 1 You're 21 now, bro.

Speaker 8 That's really where it came to me when I was like, where can I get into bars?

Speaker 6 I thought about that for lines, you know? Yeah. You know, if there was one for lines.

Speaker 8 And then, like, you insert a payment option. Actually, you should cut this because this might be like, this could work.

Speaker 1 Invite him on your podcast. This is what's on your podcast.
Now invite him on your podcast and we'll finish it. We got to cut.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 this is going to take up.

Speaker 8 Hey, do you want to come on my podcast?

Speaker 6 Where's your podcast?

Speaker 8 It's like daily, so we can fit you in any time.

Speaker 8 It's called like Who's on Steroids, and we just guess who's on steroids.

Speaker 1 And then we get the evidence. Okay, yeah.
You got anyone you think you can think of?

Speaker 6 That I think is on steroids?

Speaker 1 Oh, actually. LeBron.
Yeah, probably. Probably.
H.G.H. Low-T.
LeBron.

Speaker 8 I'm totally going to take advantage of my time on the mic, but how is filming with the Blue Mountain State guys?

Speaker 6 It was a lot of fun.

Speaker 6 That was...

Speaker 6 Yeah, it was a crazy... It was probably pretty similar to what you'd you'd expect.
Bro, heaven.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Except Fat is like a family man with kids and stuff.

Speaker 5 Billy gave us a list of six questions, and they were all along the lines of, here's number five. American Vandal was sick.
That was his question.

Speaker 5 And then the one about Blue Mountain State was like Blue Mountain State's cast. He tried to like...
Write, like, use, use lofty language to write the exact same question.

Speaker 5 Blue Mountain State's cast has been notoriously close and tight-knit throughout. How did you work into this dynamic as an outsider in the filming? But also, an extremely fitting addition.

Speaker 5 Any stories from the set? That's just Billy's way of saying

Speaker 5 Blue Mountain State was sick, right? So sick.

Speaker 1 Question mark.

Speaker 6 I definitely have some stories from the set. Yeah, I don't know if now is a good time, but

Speaker 6 yeah, I mean, it was very eventful. We were in North Carolina the whole time.
And like I said, it was probably pretty similar to what you'd expect.

Speaker 6 Yeah, not from Thad, but mostly from the.

Speaker 1 In detail, explain it to Billy how sick it was. So he has something he can go fast to later.
So freaking sick. No, no, no.

Speaker 8 Quick question. What was sicker? 22 Jump Street or Blue Mountain State set?

Speaker 6 Oh, man.

Speaker 6 When you say sicker. Just like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Corona.

Speaker 6 I would say, I mean, I think it was more. I had more fun.
I learned a lot more on the 22 Jump Street set. And I got to work with like.

Speaker 6 you know, Phil Lord and Chris Miller, who just, you know, are like the biggest geniuses and Jonah Hill, and like, you know, people that are like, I don't know, I've really looked up to for a long time.

Speaker 6 Blue Mountain State was a lot of fun, but Jumpstreet was just like a,

Speaker 6 I mean, that was just an amazing experience to have.

Speaker 1 Blue Mountain State. Yeah.

Speaker 8 I think you did an amazing role as Rooster.

Speaker 1 I just gotta say, it was awesome. Thanks, man.
Great job, Billy. Okay,

Speaker 8 since your TFM days, so like, it was just kind of sucks.

Speaker 6 Hey, I appreciate you, man.

Speaker 1 Thank you, Billy.

Speaker 5 That was wonderful.

Speaker 5 I don't even know if I can, if I can end on anything stronger there.

Speaker 1 I just want to say he's been just sitting behind, every time you say something, he's just like...

Speaker 8 He goes,

Speaker 1 yeah, I know that's it.

Speaker 5 I just want to say it was kind of fucked up that you didn't do that Gal Godot thing where you did the montage of Imagine when everybody was getting sick with coronavirus.

Speaker 6 Oh my God, dude.

Speaker 6 I saw that and I was just like, oh man, this is bad.

Speaker 1 Really bad. This is bad.
Really bad.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It was almost so bad, I thought they were joking. Like, this is funny.
Right.

Speaker 6 But they weren't. Wait, but that, so that didn't, that didn't cure COVID.

Speaker 1 No, well, for a little bit.

Speaker 1 I think none of them got it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 That's probably why you got it, because you weren't in it.

Speaker 1 Fuck.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 You did post a video. Did you post anything on Instagram about

Speaker 5 my heart and thoughts go out to all the victims?

Speaker 6 I don't know if I did, no. But I did have it.
So for all the people that think it's fake, it is real.

Speaker 1 I have to wear a mask.

Speaker 5 You got to tweet that every day on twitter i have to yeah yeah was it uh was it sick to just like take shots of vodka and tequila afterwards not having any taste whatsoever you could just rip everything that was

Speaker 6 it was just it sucked not having smell and taste it's just it was just annoying like it was just like

Speaker 6 it's really it's just a bummer you know like i could taste stuff but it was like i couldn't really

Speaker 6 get the intricacies yeah of taste and smell yeah those slim gems just didn't snap the same way they just didn't yeah Fuck.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, Jimmy, this has been awesome, man.
Thank you for coming by. Of course.

Speaker 1 Oh, you got the picture? Let's see it. Let's see it.
Billy's got the picture of him as Real Bros for Halloween. I love that.
This is the most starstruck he's ever been.

Speaker 1 We've had, you know, A-Rod was here like two days ago. Jim Floridian's coming tomorrow for you.

Speaker 5 He's pretty pumped about that.

Speaker 6 Yeah, we're coming back hot with the Bachelor party.

Speaker 1 I'm pumped for the Bachelor party.

Speaker 6 Cabo was supposed to be one episode. It ended up being so long, got split into two.

Speaker 6 So wait, how many episodes we got left four four episodes it's supposed to be three episodes we got two cabo episodes and then the wedding i assume and then we got uh actually two and a half episodes are in cabo like a lot of episode 10 is still in cabo and then they get back they got the rehearsal dinner oh nice shit goes down and then you know episode 11 may or may not be the wedding okay september 4th get excited september 4th uh jimmy thank you so much we appreciate it man hey thanks for having me guys

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Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on a very special

Speaker 1 double interview for Bills Mafia. We love Bills Mafia.
We're honorary members of Bills Mafia.

Speaker 1 It is Josh Allen, starting quarterback, and Tredavius White, who is an incredible, incredible player for the Bills as well.

Speaker 1 Cornerback, Trevius White. Trey, should we say Trey? We're going to say Trey.

Speaker 10 Yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Are you pointing at me? All right, so let's start. I actually wanted to start with you, Josh.
You were trending today. Did you realize that? Why? What'd I do?

Speaker 1 You threw a fucking sick bomb in practice.

Speaker 1 For all the right reasons you were trending. All right, good.
That's good things. So how do you feel right now, like, getting into camp? Have you changed anything?

Speaker 1 Because people are like, holy shit, look at Josh Allen. I'm like, that's how he always looks.
He just throws bombs down the field. Yeah.

Speaker 11 I mean, I just, you know, we worked hard in the offseason.

Speaker 11 We got some guys to throw to now. So

Speaker 11 it's always a good thing to to get the ball in their hands.

Speaker 5 Yeah, do you realize, though, like when teams post these videos on Twitter of their quarterbacks throwing spirals in slow motion, how sweet it looks?

Speaker 5 Are you thinking about that when you're practicing?

Speaker 11 No, I know how sweet it looks, but it's not anything I think about.

Speaker 11 I'm not thinking, you know, oh, shit, that one wasn't spiraling too great. So I know that they're not going to put it on social media, though.

Speaker 10 It's going to be the good throws, right?

Speaker 5 That's true. Yeah, they curate that.
Well, no, we choose to believe that that's what all your passes look like.

Speaker 1 Correct. Perfect spiral.
I'm with you there.

Speaker 5 75.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they they don't.

Speaker 5 Trey's, is he hard to intercept and practice?

Speaker 10 Hell yeah. If you want a broke finger, a dislocated finger, yeah, you want to intercept it.
But I'm just going to knock it down. I'm not going.
I'm not wasting my time.

Speaker 1 There you go.

Speaker 10 I'm not going to miss a game trying to intercept the ball and practice.

Speaker 1 I saw

Speaker 5 the other day, he threw a bomb over you. They called you out.
Like all the reporters that were watching, they were like, yeah, Josh just threw like a

Speaker 5 bomb to John Brown.

Speaker 1 The offense falls started.

Speaker 10 The offense falls started, so the play was already dead. So, you know,

Speaker 10 you know how the internet is, man. They always trying to tell you down, man.

Speaker 5 It doesn't matter. It's a false start.
Yeah, they did not include the fact that it was a false start on that one.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 11 But did you know it was a false start?

Speaker 10 Yeah, I did. That's why I stopped.

Speaker 1 Uh-huh. No, you're lying now.

Speaker 1 Trey, so you are, we're

Speaker 1 good friends. I'm going to say we're good friends with Coacho.
You played for him for half a season.

Speaker 1 Are you guys sitting in the same room? No. You're not.
No, no. You're social distance.
Yeah, yeah. So, Coacho, what was it it like to play for him? And do you have any great stories?

Speaker 1 Because we love him so, so much.

Speaker 10 It was great, man. The energy he brought,

Speaker 10 we needed the change.

Speaker 10 At that particular moment,

Speaker 10 our team got stagnant because Coach Miles had been there for 12, 13 years, and it was the same message. And

Speaker 10 we had a young team.

Speaker 10 Those guys needed some revamp. And he brought the energy and just guys love to play for him, man.
He's complete. Coach Miles was the players' coach, too, but Coach Oak is the complete players' coach.

Speaker 10 I mean, he takes his players,

Speaker 10 he takes what they say to heart, and

Speaker 10 he works with the players, man. Even though if you tell him you're sore, something like that, he just

Speaker 10 gives you the reason to want to run through the wall for him. So, I mean, he continues to check on us and stuff like that.
So, he was a thrill to play for, man.

Speaker 10 I really enjoyed it for the last eight weeks. I have to.

Speaker 1 i have to mention i went to uh the university of wisconsin and we don't get a lot of big-time wins but wisconsin actually was part of the reason why coach oh got the job because you got bart houston in lambo can you believe that you lost to bart houston no actually wisconsin was very good that year they i think they got up to like number three in the country so they were very good but We were expecting

Speaker 10 to win, man.

Speaker 10 We did not expect to go up there and lose, but

Speaker 10 it was was a tough game. Those guys were really good, and they really shocked us, to be honest.
They really shocked us. They was able to run with us and their defense was really good for

Speaker 10 all the athletes we had on the field, bro. They had a great, great, great group of guys that year.

Speaker 1 I'm going to just take what you just said and just say Big Ten speed, baby.

Speaker 5 There you go.

Speaker 11 Speaking of Wisconsin, I mean, Coach Doug's going to turn it down. I'm still confused about the whole ordeal there.

Speaker 1 No, I'm going to come back.

Speaker 1 So, Josh, I appreciate because you've always been, you were a day one ride or die guy guy with Coach Dougs I always felt bad when you and Jared Goff would be like how how do you not see anything out there like it you are you really this bad at the game but you guys stuck with me he is gonna come back eventually at some point when everyone least expects it

Speaker 1 tray's like what the hell's going on coach doug it's a made-up game made up video game uh coach that i started playing nca 14 uh when the pandemic was going on and there were no sports on.

Speaker 1 So I would just go online every night and play, and a bunch of people would watch, and Josh would watch and be like, dude,

Speaker 1 I'm trusting in you, but you're not very good at this game. And I figured it out eventually.

Speaker 5 You did? Yeah. And you did win a title with LSU, right?

Speaker 1 I won a title with LSU. I was like, I'm a three-time national championship.

Speaker 5 Yes. Trey, were you down in New Orleans for the national championship?

Speaker 10 I would have missed it for nothing in the world.

Speaker 10 That's the only how I got over the playoff loss against Houston. There you go.
That was the only how I got over.

Speaker 5 It was such a fun time Did you cry when they won?

Speaker 10 No, I did, but I celebrated

Speaker 10 like I won because those guys got a ring for all of the guys that came before them. That, you know, especially the 2011 team that lost the last time the national championship was in New Orleans.

Speaker 10 So all those guys were back. So we had a great, great celebration in the locker room for those young guys.

Speaker 1 I noticed you didn't hand out any money like Odell. So

Speaker 1 are you even a real tiger?

Speaker 10 Oh, I'm a real tiger, but I don't have no money to pass out.

Speaker 1 You got to get your money from Josh.

Speaker 1 No. Yo,

Speaker 1 he, no.

Speaker 11 Trey will have enough here. Come here soon enough.

Speaker 1 There we go. There we go.

Speaker 5 We can put it to bed, though, that LSU is now officially DBU, right? Not Texas?

Speaker 10 Hold up. That's LSU been DBU.
I mean, Texas got a lot of great DBs that came out, but if you just look as of late man and how

Speaker 10 it's not just we're putting them out in the pros, we're actually having guys that perform well in the pros. So that's the thing.

Speaker 5 Yeah, yeah. Josh, I want to talk to you real quick about kind of a back and forth that's been brewing.

Speaker 5 It's been bubbling for the last year and a half, almost two years, and that's the impending throw-off between yourself and Patrick Mahomes to see who can carry the ball a little bit further in the air.

Speaker 5 I noticed on the schedule that... Kansas City is coming up to Buffalo on October 15th, a Thursday night game.

Speaker 5 I was thinking maybe that week we travel up there, maybe host a throw-off. I don't know what your schedule is like that week, and then the winner gets Patrick Mahomes' contract.

Speaker 11 That's what I was talking to the guys, you know,

Speaker 11 winner gets to switch.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 5 like, winner, no matter who wins, we switch.

Speaker 1 Yeah, perfect.

Speaker 1 Perfect. I like that wrong.

Speaker 11 I would be okay with that as long as he won the competition. But I'd be okay losing that one.

Speaker 7 So, you'd be okay losing.

Speaker 5 Let's say he went out there, he throws the ball 76 yards. You would tank.

Speaker 5 You would throw 65 yards, and you'd have to suffer the wrath of that for the rest of your career as being the beta to his alpha, and your only consolation prize would be $500 million.

Speaker 5 You could sleep with that?

Speaker 11 Maybe. I don't know.

Speaker 11 I'll have to ponder over that dilemma that I have here pretty soon. So I'll keep thinking about it.
Okay.

Speaker 10 So 500 million. I'm deflating the football as a thorough thing.

Speaker 1 Trey, how far do you think? Because you're at least slightly unbiased. Josh obviously can tell us how far he throws, but how far do you think Josh can actually throw throw a football?

Speaker 10 Uh, just warmed up from the one-yard line. Yep.

Speaker 1 He can go, he can go over 80 for sure. Over 80?

Speaker 10 Over 80. I think he can close to 80.
I'm going to give him between 75 and 79. I think he can throw an 80, but I'm just going to go in the back end.
But I think it's plus 75 for sure.

Speaker 10 What do you think, Josh?

Speaker 11 It's right around that 80 mark. I go with it.
I think the other day was

Speaker 11 that one traveled pretty far, Andre.

Speaker 1 Are you thinking? There you go.

Speaker 1 Are you thinking that?

Speaker 10 He had to bring it up, but yeah.

Speaker 1 What'd he do?

Speaker 1 Did he take the top off the defense and throw it over you guys?

Speaker 10 Yeah, that's the play he was talking about, which y'all guys were talking about earlier. Yeah.

Speaker 10 I thought that I had an interception as I was looking at it. And as the ball continued to travel and get farther down the field, I just noticed it was like going over my head.

Speaker 10 But I'm running at top speed.

Speaker 1 I feel like this is how you said you gave up on the play, though, because it was a false start.

Speaker 10 I was trying to catch back up.

Speaker 5 You got fact-checked on that one, Trey.

Speaker 10 But then I was with my hamstring and trying to catch the ball.

Speaker 1 Yeah, don't get hurt.

Speaker 5 No soft tissue injuries this early in the season. Josh, do you think that this is the year that you're going to be able to throw it out of New Era Stadium or New Era Field?

Speaker 5 Because no, it's not New Era Field anymore.

Speaker 1 What is it now? Unnamed. Unnamed.
You want to buy the name TV Day, the part of my take.

Speaker 1 I'm all in on that, by the way. Yeah.

Speaker 11 I'm all in on Barstool. Yeah.
TV or Barstool Stadium.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Hell no.

Speaker 10 Trey White Goalie Academy.

Speaker 5 So how did that get started, Trey? I know that you always talk about Trey White Goldie Academy. That's how you introduce yourself on Sunday night football, right? What is that? Yeah.

Speaker 10 I mean,

Speaker 10 it was something that I kind of joked around with. We were actually at a Sabers game and I had a cam crew from the team.
They were filming me for something.

Speaker 10 And I think that the Sabers gave up a goal or something. And I was like.

Speaker 10 whoever the goalie is to do better he could he should come down to the trey white goalie academy in louisiana for some lessons and he'll be a hell of a Goldie.

Speaker 10 It kind of just stuck around, and the Pagulas

Speaker 10 and the team wanted to do some apparel and some hats and stuff like that. And it actually was selling.
It's actually selling still.

Speaker 1 So I'm pretty happy.

Speaker 10 Stupid

Speaker 10 on a normal day.

Speaker 1 I love it.

Speaker 1 So I'm happy we have both of you here because we'll start with you, Josh, and then we'll go to Trey. But if there are no fans at all in the NFL season,

Speaker 1 I would have to think it helps the offense more than the defense, right? Like, have you thought about how it's going to work when you have no fans and you're trying to run an offense, Josh?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 11 when you go away and you go into a hostile environment, it kind of changes everything.

Speaker 11 The verbiage that you're able to use at the line of scrimmage, third downs are so much tougher because... You get screaming and play clocks running down.
You can't make adjustments super late.

Speaker 11 You got to go on the silent count. But now, with no fans, you're going to be able to say everything at the line, kind of take your time.

Speaker 11 So it's definitely an advantage for the offense. But even at home, now our defense can talk.
They can hear what the offense is saying.

Speaker 11 They can make their adjustments as they go along the game, too, because the defense at home has to kind of deal with the same thing that we deal with on the road.

Speaker 1 Interesting. So, Trey, are you noticing or will you, do you think it's going to help you guys in the long term this year, being able to talk more?

Speaker 1 Or is it just another thing that's going to hurt defenses in the NFL where you guys are like, nah,

Speaker 10 I feel like our crowd has a huge factor, especially for the home games

Speaker 10 and disrupting the opposing quarterbacks. So I feel like no matter what, it's already tough enough to guard these guys in open space in the league.

Speaker 10 And then if you take out the factor that those guys can't,

Speaker 10 that they could going to be able to communicate much more on third downs, which is the most important down

Speaker 10 during the drive. I think it's going to be definitely a tough deal for us to deal with this year as far as just at home games, too.

Speaker 1 What about adrenaline? Are you worried about that at all, Trey? Like getting pumped up for a game,

Speaker 1 not running out of the tunnel kind of thing?

Speaker 10 I get pumped up just to go and compete, man.

Speaker 10 My whole thing is I don't want to be embarrassed on the field. So I'm going to be pumped up pretty much

Speaker 10 every Sunday. I'll be ready to go.

Speaker 5 Yeah, Josh.

Speaker 10 But I'll tell you this, you're going to see who really loved the game when it comes to not having the cameras around and the fans around and see who really going to be out there really playing hard for sure.

Speaker 10 Still, yeah,

Speaker 5 it's going to be a lot easier to just quit at halftime and drive home in a season without whatever.

Speaker 1 Here you go.

Speaker 10 See, that's why I ain't want to come on here.

Speaker 1 Let me go.

Speaker 5 Because, Trey, I saw your Instagram video that you did with Shady where you did an impression of Von Devon.

Speaker 1 He does be bad time.

Speaker 1 Can you bring that back out?

Speaker 5 I want to hear it.

Speaker 1 It's so funny.

Speaker 10 Oh, so what you want to hear about? I just do it like which part?

Speaker 5 The whole thing. Start at halftime.
Start in the live stream.

Speaker 1 Young man's gone.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 10 So, I mean, he had just made a

Speaker 10 crucial third down stop, like third and four. I think he stopped.
He drove and hit the receiver. Fists up, you know, getting the crowd pumped up.
So, you know, things was going on, going on.

Speaker 10 And then he would just sit down next to me. Like, it's like third down.
The offense on the field. He's like, yeah.
Because he usually have his tape.

Speaker 10 all the way up here like he tape his uh wrist all the way up to his elbow so he get to taking all that off he's like yeah young boy i think i'm done I can't do it no more.

Speaker 10 He said, I think this is my last go-round. So, I looked at him.
I'm like, What you mean? Like, this is your last layout. I know this your last year.
I understand that.

Speaker 10 I'm like, He was like, No, this is my last game. I ain't got it no more, man.
It's a young man's game.

Speaker 1 He said,

Speaker 10 He said, Yeah, man, y'all got it. I'm done, coach.
I can't, I'm not going back out there.

Speaker 1 So, he was just taking everything off, just casually taking everything off.

Speaker 10 So, I was like, All right, bro.

Speaker 1 Come halftime.

Speaker 10 He went up to the, he went up to the uh he went up to the uh to the dressing room we come in he was he was gone he was gone i kind of respected it a weird way

Speaker 1 yeah go ahead

Speaker 10 i called him and he picked up the phone like like he just didn't make history like he wasn't the first person to retire halftime

Speaker 10 he was like i was like he picked up the phone he was like what's up boy what's up young boy i was like you good bro He was like, yeah, I'm good. I'm just chilling at the crib.

Speaker 10 I said, hey, yeah, we just going to give you a quick 48 hours to, you know, rethink this. We know you're going to come back.

Speaker 1 He was like, nah, I'm done. I'd have hung it up.

Speaker 10 I'd have just pulled up me some of this duh. Julio.

Speaker 1 I kind of in a weird way respect it, though, because like, obviously, going leaving at halftime might put a bad, you know, taste in everyone's mouth being like, you just left us all high and dry at halftime.

Speaker 1 But being like, yeah, I don't have it anymore. And like, I can't help you guys win.
I'm done. That's a little bit respected.
Yeah, I'd rather have a guy do that than stick around.

Speaker 10 That's Bonte Davis out there. Like, that's Bonte Davis.
Like, he's still gonna be respected no matter what. So, that's what we were saying.
Yeah, you leave us at halftime.

Speaker 1 Come on, man.

Speaker 1 He opted out. That's all he did.

Speaker 5 He just said, you know what, I'm done. If he had stuck around and his heart wasn't in it, then that would end up being like a drag on the rest of the team.
So it was crazy.

Speaker 10 We had unaddressed three corners, and the other corner that we had had got hurt on special team. So he was the only corner that was left

Speaker 1 okay that's retired at halftime so he just had to throw somebody in there maybe maybe wait till after the game but still i i i kind of like i do respect it because nobody else has done it before so like hats off to him he's a trend setter that's how he was able to uh do that fan duel commercial that's right that's right ended up making a money long play just walk away yeah yeah just walk away

Speaker 5 josh i hope one thing that you guys keep in the playbook for this year i know you got a lot of shit for it but the go route to the fullback And I think that you should try it again because

Speaker 5 now's the last time anyone's going to be expecting it because they saw what happened in the last time around where it was like, okay, that's a pretty obvious mistake that he made.

Speaker 5 Shouldn't have done that. But now nobody's going to look to defend it.

Speaker 11 Yeah. I mean, we like our fullback here, Pat DeMarco.
He's got, you guys didn't give him enough assists. I know you guys made your own fullback assists.
Yeah.

Speaker 11 If you go back and watch some of these quarterback sneaks that I had, he was right there pushing me in. So I'm going to need a recount on those.

Speaker 5 Okay, we'll get Jake to look into that.

Speaker 1 Jake's keeping the stats on that.

Speaker 5 We can readjust. But this year, we're going to be keeping a very, very close watch on those.

Speaker 1 Perfect.

Speaker 1 Trey,

Speaker 1 have you buried the hatchet with, not that it's on you, but with Gronk after the famous Gronk slam?

Speaker 10 Nah, I mean, I never talked to him.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I think that's pretty much that's over and done with. I don't think.
Well, people still talk about this to this day. Like,

Speaker 10 people still talk about that.

Speaker 1 It was crazy. I mean, Gronk lost his mind.

Speaker 10 He only got one, one game suspension for that, bro.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Now, imagine if that was me, though, got mad that I didn't get a sack on Tom Brady. Now I did that to Tom Brady.
How do you think? Like, what was what would have been

Speaker 10 my punishment for doing that to Tom Brady?

Speaker 5 A little bit more than one week, I'd say.

Speaker 1 Man, see,

Speaker 10 they don't value my life, man.

Speaker 10 Probably now. They ain't valued my life back then as a rookie, rookie, man.

Speaker 1 A salt. Yeah, it was a salt.
It was big time. It was definitely a salt.
It was definitely a salt. I was hoping.
Hey, but one more thing, though.

Speaker 10 I understand y'all, big Josh Allen fan and stuff like that. Why y'all didn't make draft traywhy.com?

Speaker 7 But y'all did it for Josh Allen.

Speaker 1 We should have.

Speaker 5 Yeah, in retrospect. Josh owes us like 10% of his signing bonus.

Speaker 1 Yeah, do you want to give us some money? I mean,

Speaker 1 you don't want to be on the hook for money. Josh literally owes us a million dollars.

Speaker 10 Oh, no, I can't do that. I got two kids.
I can't give out out no money.

Speaker 1 Right, so okay, so it's good that you got drafted on your own merit and you didn't need a website to help you.

Speaker 10 So, y'all think y'all's website really got Josh Allen?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, for sure. Josh Allen was like maybe undrafted.
Josh Allen would be a rancher in fucking California right now if it wasn't for us.

Speaker 1 Oh, Josh Allen. I don't know.
I don't think I'm going to bad y'all on that, though.

Speaker 10 I think 17 is a pretty bad boy. Now, I don't know.

Speaker 1 No, he wouldn't have got there without that. That was the best part.

Speaker 1 It's pretty much the sweet spot for every joke we make where we just make people think that we have more influence than we actually do.

Speaker 1 And then we all kind of know deep down like we didn't do anything. Man, yeah.
10% of his signing bonus, though. Yeah.
You know how I'm at signing bonuses quite a bit? Yeah. What about

Speaker 10 having no more part in my take? No matter y'all get that piece of that 10% though.

Speaker 5 What about re-sign Trey White? Ooh. ResignTreyWhite.com.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Hey, yeah, yes.

Speaker 10 Get that started right now.

Speaker 5 Okay, so 10% is what you've agreed to.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no. See, I got kids.

Speaker 10 I can give you two.

Speaker 1 Two percent. Done.
Done, done. You can drive a hard bargain.
Boom. Damn.
Power share. Wow.
Really got us. Okay.

Speaker 1 I'm speeding up now. Josh, there's no chance.
I mean, you, we joke, but you know that didn't. You were going to get drafted high no matter what.
I mean, yeah.

Speaker 1 Right. You're right.
It's funny, though, to be like, yeah, it was all Josh, draft Josh Allen.

Speaker 11 So we were in contention to draft the other Josh Allen

Speaker 1 last year? Yes.

Speaker 11 If he potentially could have happened again, and our team had bought the URL, we drafted Josh Allen again.com.

Speaker 1 Yes, yeah,

Speaker 1 that would have been great.

Speaker 5 Yeah,

Speaker 5 so Josh, since we do love you, and since we've been such an integral part of your career, I feel like we also have to show you a little bit of tough love every now and again.

Speaker 5 And this comes from us, or it comes to us from Billy Football. He broke down some of your film, and specifically that throw that was put online today where you threw the deep ball.

Speaker 5 He compared it it to your arm angle in college and at the combine. And he's saying that you need to get your elbow higher than your shoulder.

Speaker 5 Your throwing motion is starting to give off Phillip Rivers vibes. And Billy says, we got you drafted.
Keep your elbow high and don't get lazy.

Speaker 5 Don't be spoiled with rocket arm and have lazy mechanics. So is that something that you've been looking at?

Speaker 3 Now I will.

Speaker 11 You know, I 100% agree with him. You can't argue against him, you know? Yes.

Speaker 11 But on the plus side, Philip Rivers, Hall of Fame guy, and I mean, I don't think it's a terrible thing.

Speaker 1 Good point, you know.

Speaker 11 So, yeah, I guess that's I guess we're on the right, right path, Billy.

Speaker 5 Do you want to defend your take?

Speaker 8 I just want to make sure that you don't get lazy in your mechanics in your third year because now there's no excuse, you know, sophomore slump, but I'm a big fan and I really want you to succeed.

Speaker 1 You're the man, Billy. Oh, there we go.
Keep doing you. There we go.

Speaker 1 Trey, I had one last question for you. You have, there's Trey Day in Louisiana.

Speaker 10 Yeah,

Speaker 1 Every day is.

Speaker 1 That's a pretty sick thing to have

Speaker 1 a day named after you and have it be Trey Day in Shreveport, Louisiana.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's pretty sad. Is it March 3rd?

Speaker 1 Huh?

Speaker 11 Is it March 3rd?

Speaker 10 Nah, it's April.

Speaker 10 It's like April.

Speaker 1 March 3rd. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Wait, March 3rd is what?

Speaker 12 Trade Day.

Speaker 1 2-3. Trey Day.

Speaker 1 That makes sense. That's pretty good.
That is good.

Speaker 10 I have it in April, man. Around the same time I got drafted.

Speaker 10 Wait, you don't know?

Speaker 10 You don't know trade day?

Speaker 1 You don't know what day trade day is? What is that?

Speaker 10 April 27th, every year is trade day.

Speaker 1 Someone just fed that to you, though.

Speaker 10 No, no, no. It's the day I got drafted.

Speaker 1 427. That's why I went at 27.
Okay.

Speaker 10 27 pick on the 27th day of April.

Speaker 5 Josh, where did you get Trey for the last Trey Day?

Speaker 1 I sent him good luck with Trade Day.

Speaker 11 Have fun.

Speaker 5 That's nice. What a gift.

Speaker 1 Trade Day. What a fucking awesome thing to have.

Speaker 5 Did you get a key to the city or anything? Or a key to the state?

Speaker 10 Yeah, I have a key to the city too. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 What is that open? Yeah.

Speaker 10 See, I'm trying to become in my hometown where Josh Adam is the Buffalo. You see what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Speaker 11 I'm 0 for 3 on

Speaker 11 Keys to the City, though.

Speaker 1 0 for 4, really. We got to get you one.

Speaker 5 You should get one to Buffalo.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 If you win a playoff game, then I think that you get a key to the base.

Speaker 1 No, it's got to be bigger than that. I got a key to Toledo.
We got to win the Super Bowl. I got a key to Toledo.
Toledo, I saw that. Yeah, you can come with us when we do that.
So that's like partly.

Speaker 1 I'm there. Yeah, that would be sick.
Time and place. I'm there.

Speaker 1 All right. So last question I had was meundies.com/slash PMT.
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Speaker 1 I think we've asked you this, Josh, but maybe not. But I know we obviously haven't asked you this, Trey.
What is your favorite Buffalo wing in Buffalo, Trey?

Speaker 10 I like duffs man. They got these

Speaker 10 no actually you know what duffs is really good. I ain't gonna lie, but I like to go to this place called Marber's because they have

Speaker 10 no no no not Barbill Mulberries.

Speaker 1 Oh mulberries.

Speaker 10 Hey look you guys in Buffalo please go get some of the Trey White spicy barbecue wings and mulberries.

Speaker 1 I have my own wings. Yes, I have

Speaker 10 and And when you buy, you use the code Trey Day and a percentage goes to my foundation. So you guys do that, man.

Speaker 1 Okay, and what was your answer? I think

Speaker 1 might have asked you it too soon to your moving to Buffalo, Josh. But what's your favorite?

Speaker 11 Yeah, it'd be a place called Barbill. It's a little, they got two stores now.
Barbill.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we know that.

Speaker 11 Honey butter barbecue Cajun style. It's fantastic.
They're hot. It's extremely hot.
But I'm all in on the Trey White Wings, too.

Speaker 5 I like Barbill's Beef on Wet, too.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 1 Oh, you guys went? Yeah, we went with

Speaker 1 Richie. Eric Wood and Richie

Speaker 1 Incognito. Do you have a microphone?

Speaker 10 You've got to get his name right before you throw away there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 He's not somebody you wanted to piss off.

Speaker 5 Do you have your own mug there, Josh?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Hell yes.

Speaker 5 That's kind of like that's better than the key to the city.

Speaker 1 Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 11 It's basically the key to the city.

Speaker 1 It is. Absolutely is.

Speaker 5 I have one last, last question. This is kind of an analytics type deal.
I saw that Bleacher Report predicts that

Speaker 5 you guys might have to deal with some adversity in the next couple seasons because the bills are getting so good that you guys no longer can bank on drafting in like the top five, top 10.

Speaker 5 And they predict a downturn to the bills because you're going to be so good that you won't be able to get good players anymore in the first round. This is real high-level analytical stuff.

Speaker 5 Is that something that you guys have talked about? Hey, maybe we should start sucking again and then we can get good draft picks. And that's really the key to building towards the future.

Speaker 10 Hell no, they sucked too long before we got here.

Speaker 10 we hey, look, I'm part of the first year of the new coaching staff, the new turnaround.

Speaker 1 So, I take it real, real serious.

Speaker 10 Yeah, we're trying to turn it around. We've been to the playoffs now, two of the last three years, and 17 was the first time we made it in 18 years.
So, we take that very seriously.

Speaker 10 So, no, we still have a young team, a young core nucleus, and I feel like that's gonna

Speaker 10 keep us going in the right direction for years to come.

Speaker 1 So, I love it.

Speaker 11 We'll take drafting 32nd over drafting fifth any day of the week.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 5 Well, analytics nerds would say that's not good. Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 It's just mediocre all the time.

Speaker 1 Well, thank you guys. We appreciate it.
Hopefully, there are fans in the stadium this year because we definitely will come to a Bills game.

Speaker 1 I sold you tickets. Yeah.
Yeah. We're Bills Mafia, Honorary Bills Mafia.
And

Speaker 1 I'm excited to see you guys on more primetime games, too. I'm pumped for that.
How many have we got? Four.

Speaker 5 You got four of them. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Josh Allen. Last year this time, we ain't had not one, right?

Speaker 1 No. Have you been mic'd up, Josh?

Speaker 10 I know Josh Allen, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Crazy.

Speaker 5 Have you been mic'd up for a primetime game yet?

Speaker 1 Huh?

Speaker 5 Have either one of you guys been mic'd up for a primetime game?

Speaker 1 Nah. Nah.

Speaker 5 I feel like that would suck. I would just be constantly thinking about what I'm saying and hoping they don't sam-dartled me and put out a clip saying, I'm seeing ghosts.

Speaker 1 I say too many cuss words. Well, if you guys.
That's a great idea. If you guys do get mic'd up for a primetime game,

Speaker 1 we'll bump 0.5%

Speaker 1 off of your fee that you owe us. 2%, Trey, 10%,

Speaker 1 Josh. If you just throw in a couple, just say part of my take throughout the entire game.

Speaker 1 Part of my take. You know what?

Speaker 5 We're going to get a play.

Speaker 11 We'll name it part of my take. Perfect.

Speaker 1 I love it. That's the fullback Hill Mary.
Yes. Yeah.
Fullback Hill Mary. I love it.
Yes. All right.
Well, thank you guys. We really appreciate it.
It's been fun, and we'll talk soon. Appreciate it.

Speaker 1 Thank you guys. Good boys.

Speaker 11 Peace.

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Speaker 1 Okay, let's finish up the show.

Speaker 1 Reminder, we have a show on Tuesday. We actually have Blake Anderson, Workaholics Fame, and Warren Sharp.
We're going to talk some NFL preview. On Tuesday, Then on Friday, we will have our

Speaker 1 show as scheduled. So no show Wednesday, but a show on Tuesday.
Hope everyone enjoys Labor Day weekend. Okay.

Speaker 1 Bigger Than Ben, part two.

Speaker 1 Oh my God, it was so good.

Speaker 1 It's just following Ben into doctor visits.

Speaker 5 Yeah, following Ben around to various hospitals, to his doctor, to the team facility. And it's intersplicated with Ben just vlogging, just walking around his house, talking into his iPhone.

Speaker 5 And if there's one person that the front-facing iPhone camera was not meant to photograph, it's definitely Big Ben. Like, he holds it right at his chin.

Speaker 5 It looks like the reverse of the pictures that you take of Joe Buck because he's going from like his gullet.

Speaker 1 I've done those on

Speaker 1 the up. Yeah, I've done the up on Big Ben.
But

Speaker 1 maybe this is just my brain is broken by porn, but there's something about someone taking a video and asking questions behind the camera in like a, like they were in a bed, a hotel room.

Speaker 1 They were in a car. I just, the whole time, I'm like, are they about to fuck? Like, I don't, I, I, I, which, when they were in the car and she was like, so how's your arm feeling?

Speaker 1 I'm like, I think they're about to fuck.

Speaker 5 What's that you got on there? What are you wearing?

Speaker 5 This is my brace. I really.

Speaker 1 Has it itchy? Yeah, it's a little itchy. I wrote it down.

Speaker 5 So, should I make it feel better?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Like, my brain is so fucked up.
And I think that's a common thing that most people probably watch something like that. Maybe I'm wrong, but you just have that vibe.

Speaker 1 You're like, whoa, is this? This is going to be a porn in a sec.

Speaker 5 I think I had the vibe, but I didn't think about it. It just like subliminally, I was wondering why I was getting aroused during it, and I think I figured out why.

Speaker 5 Big Ben, my theory on this documentary is that Ben sat down when he got injured, and he was like, I'm going to take this time away from football to write a book. I'm going to write my story.

Speaker 5 I'm going to talk about all the ups and downs that I've been through. And he sat down at his computer and he typed like chapter one.

Speaker 5 I'm sitting here right now with a hurt elbow and then he looked at it he was like i don't i don't know what else to say why you know what i should just i should take all my thoughts and just make a video

Speaker 1 i like that that's actually a spot on probably what happened um i also love the editing of this outside of the selfie videos it's happened i think three or four times now Where it's almost like we won't believe Ben.

Speaker 1 So we're just going to, he'll say something, and then the editing will cut to his doctor saying the exact same thing He'll be like it opened the seat this part two opened with him saying they had never seen an injury like that and then it goes right to his doctor being like we've never seen an injury like that It's almost like a parody you can almost tell though that the question that was asked to the doctor was leading him to say it a certain way because Big Ben does say like no one's ever seen the the amount that I had torn off the bone was just never before seen in any quarterback.

Speaker 5 And the doctor was like, yeah, you know, you don't see that a lot.

Speaker 5 It's certainly not something that I don't think I've ever operated on.

Speaker 1 The producer literally asked, hey, have you ever seen anything like this? Talk about that.

Speaker 5 Talk about how little you've seen things like this.

Speaker 1 Yeah, all the things you've seen.

Speaker 1 Have you seen anything like this? So we also had the doctor. The doctor is a great character in this because he has been brought in just to reaffirm how tough Big Ben is.

Speaker 1 When he gets his stitches out, the stitches scene was like

Speaker 1 maybe three seconds of taking the stitches out and and five minutes about talking about how much it was going to hurt. And then, afterwards, being like, told you it was going to hurt.

Speaker 1 But he also dropped this gem when he said, I don't think people realize what it takes to get Big Ben out there to entertain them. He's had 220, over 220 visits.

Speaker 1 Like, what is that? So, so when Ben gets re-taped, is that a visit? Like, what

Speaker 1 qualifies as a visit?

Speaker 5 That's a visit. If you're a hypochondriac, you can have like three, you can rack up 300 doctors' visits almost instantaneously.

Speaker 1 Thank God he did this.

Speaker 5 This is like, he just made this for us yeah i really think that he made this like the there's two idiots who joke about how i'm like a dog who fakes injuries all the time so let me make a documentary that's just talking about my injuries well and then there were injuries within the injuries too so there was one scene that was in there where ben was sitting i think at a i don't know maybe a soccer field watching his kids play and he turned the camera on he goes so uh so i've got a cold yeah and so i'm dealing with a cold right now uh in addition to the elbow so update your little glowing figurine silhouette that you put on Fox NFL Sunday, where you talk about all the injuries I have with also a sinus infection.

Speaker 1 Sinus lungs, bit it all.

Speaker 5 He should have done a side documentary, like the play within the play of just him getting over that cold while he's dealing with the elbow injury.

Speaker 1 How many times do you think Big Ben has said like, I think I got Corona? Oh my God. Yes.
It's got a million tests. So the only other two things I had.

Speaker 5 It's essentially the passion of the Christ. Big Ben made the passion of the Christ for himself.
Yes. But the Shroud of Turn is just a terrible topic.

Speaker 1 Yes, it's incredible. So he, so the only other two things I had from it was he was cleaning his dog poop in his backyard barefoot.
Yep. Psycho, like just walking.
Oh, I like that.

Speaker 5 You got to feel the ground.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then at the end, he had like the producer or director, whoever's fucking making this, it's probably just Big Ben's like cousin.

Speaker 1 They had like a moment where they did the soft music and Big Ben's like running around in a sun-soaked football field. And I'm sitting there like,

Speaker 1 Big Ben is making like a Tom Rinaldi piece where

Speaker 1 they talk to a guy whose whole family died in a fire, and then he got cancer and beat it and got to the NFL. Big Ben just fucking tore a couple ligaments in his elbow.

Speaker 5 And now he's hanging. And this was his first hang sesh with the bros since he tore his elbow.

Speaker 1 It was like the greatest redemption ending, like to this beautiful scene and soft lighting.

Speaker 5 It was my wish.

Speaker 1 He's

Speaker 1 jogging around. It's like we're letting the dog free again after all the, you know, all the things gone through.
It's like, wait, hold on. He missed a year.

Speaker 1 Like, Alex Smith had an injury that was 10 billion times more horrific than Big Ben.

Speaker 5 How upset do you think Big Ben was when he saw that Alex Smith video? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 And he's like, how come I don't have any footage of my kids welcoming me home to the hospital, both spraying me down with Mountain Dew and gravy, walking into my house for the first time? I love that.

Speaker 5 Yeah, it was like, you remember that video, Cesso the Lion, when a lion gets reintroduced to the wild? They see their old friends for the first time.

Speaker 5 They let Big Ben out of the car and he's like, that's...

Speaker 5 That's Pouncey. That's Mason Rudolph.

Speaker 1 Yeah, oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Wonder what Pouncey's up to.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's incredible. I don't know.
How many more? It would be so. I think we have four more.

Speaker 1 It would be so Ben Rothsberger to release two, a two-part documentary, each being 17 minutes long and being like, you could have just put it in one. I would love that so much.

Speaker 1 That's it.

Speaker 5 You have to wonder how much Big Ben's porn addiction played into the never-before-seen elbow injury on his dominant arm.

Speaker 1 True.

Speaker 5 He's just jacking it too hard.

Speaker 1 True. And, as I mentioned before, there's just a feeling of a porn vibe.
Big Ben probably had a lot to do with the storyboarding of this documentary.

Speaker 5 Yeah, this is why, well, it's why his wife figures so prominently in it, because I think she's probably been up to, she knows his secret. Yes.
That he just threw on like a couple

Speaker 5 casting couch videos, went at himself with too high viscosity lube, threw his elbow out, and he had to make it up for her by putting her into his documentary. Unbelievable.

Speaker 1 All right, that is our show. We got a big week.
Next, guys,

Speaker 12 football's back.

Speaker 1 Football is back. Football is back next week.
I don't know what it's going to look like. It's going to be weird, but football is back.
Have a great Labor Day weekend.

Speaker 1 Billy, do you have something planned? Because

Speaker 1 I'm going to give another Madden code. Okay.
See who does it. No, no, no.
We'll finish, and I'll give it after. And I'm also going to pick a ping-pong ball.
But you can talk.

Speaker 5 Love you guys.

Speaker 1 Billy. T-D-4-2-R-R-N-K.

Speaker 1 E-N-R-T. That's PlayStation 4.

Speaker 8 Red pandas are not actually pandas. It's true.

Speaker 8 Or bears, for that matter.

Speaker 1 What are they?

Speaker 1 They're raccoons, right?

Speaker 8 Red pandas are basically red raccoons.

Speaker 5 Red trash pans. 28.

Speaker 1 28.

Speaker 1 28. You are like when you meet like a five-year-old and you're like, what did you learn in school today? And he just starts fucking shouting out all these stupid facts about

Speaker 5 from Jerry McGuire. That's what you are.

Speaker 1 You're a grown fun. It is fun.
It's fun. It is fun.

Speaker 1 Dude, you did a great job today.

Speaker 5 Jimmy Tatro, sweet.

Speaker 1 Are you going to watch the.

Speaker 8 Dude, Jimmy Tatro, if he actually said I was chilled, that's like.

Speaker 5 No, no, no. He said sweet as in, like, he's, you know, he's no, he was.

Speaker 1 He was like that's a chill ass. I was like, you know, you're like,

Speaker 8 saying that you've reached like Dharma.

Speaker 5 Yep, exactly.

Speaker 1 All right, lovely guys.

Speaker 5 Have a happy Labor Day weekend.

Speaker 5 Don't came away.

Speaker 5 I don't know what I have to say. I'm going

Speaker 5 to wait.

Speaker 5 Today's on my place to find you Shine away.

Speaker 5 I've been coming for your love of king.

Speaker 5 Shine away.

Speaker 5 I've been coming for your love, king.

Speaker 5 Take

Speaker 5 me

Speaker 5 on.

Speaker 5 needle to say

Speaker 5 I'm sitting

Speaker 5 down beats on the light of the day.

Speaker 5 Fellow learning my life is okay.

Speaker 5 Say after me.

Speaker 5 It's the better to say it for some way.

Speaker 5 Say after me.

Speaker 5 It's the better to be safe if it's away.

Speaker 5 on the eye.

Speaker 5 Things that we say

Speaker 5 loud.

Speaker 5 Way but

Speaker 5 you breathe.

Speaker 5 You are the things I've got to remember.

Speaker 5 Shining eyes

Speaker 5 coming through many lights.

Speaker 5 Shining eyes.

Speaker 5 Love you coming in and light.

Speaker 5 Take them.

Speaker 5 Take them on me.

Speaker 5 I

Speaker 5 come

Speaker 5 every

Speaker 5 day