George Kittle, The Big Show, Grit Week 2020 Livestream & Spongebob Table Read

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On today's Pardon My Take, we've got George Kittle, our good friend, best tight end in the entire NFL. Greg Kittle.
Where did he finish in the... We'll have to look that up before we interview him.
We're taping this right now in the morning. We've done the Grit Week 24-hour stream.
We're actually in the middle of the stream right now.

Shout out everyone who's watching the stream. We have those two guests, which are great.
We're going to do a SpongeBob episode reading. We haven't slept in like 28 hours right now.
PFT's probably a little drunk. I'm on dog 22.
Got two more to go. Beer 22 right now.
Yep. So we have all that.
We have a recap of Grit Week. We have Fire Fest.
SpongeBob reading with our good friend Nick. Not KB.
Nick. They get confused for each other often.
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24-hour live stream has been

completed so our brains are

absolute garbage.

Yeah, my entire head feels

like a bowl of oatmeal right now.

My stomach feels like a

drum and bass concert is going on. I don't feel

great, but that's what Grit Week is about.

It's about persevering. We're here.

We're somewhat lucid. And sports are back sports are back so uh first a shout out to everyone that tuned in the grit week uh 2020 we raised like i think the final number is going to be around twenty thousand dollars for the kids um it was it basically was we created uh like a grade school sleepover where we never went to sleep.
We played games. We played video games.
PFT drank 24 beers. Billy ran a marathon in like eight hours.
It's out of nowhere. Billy just decided he would just take care of all of it right off the top.
I ate 24 hot dogs. We had fun.
We laughed. We fucked around.
We got Tim Allen trending just randomly. We decided at 5 a.m.
Who's the weirdest, randomest celebrity that we get trending so everyone will wake up and think that person died. We did that with Tim Allen.
He actually just tweeted being like, what do you think it's like to wake up and think that everyone thinks you're dead? Yeah, no, he actually thought he he woke up this morning so shout out tim allen way to get trending bro um but yeah it was awesome the whole thing was awesome we have not slept it was a great time i actually wrote down a couple notes some highlights okay here's one highlight uh when big cat blew a four-star lead in mario party and had to run mile, saving me from running my second mile. Okay.

Did you have that one too?

No, I didn't have that one.

That one sucked.

Oh, I had this.

I wrote this down.

The new Madden sucks.

Point play.

This is going to be the oldest I've ever sounded,

but the movements, my eyes cannot understand the movements.

They are all herky-jerky. I don't understand how the players move in that game it's too hard to play it's because the kids grow up playing those games that have higher frame rates we grew up playing real football games like Madden 95 when the quarterbacks didn't have names there were four plays that you could run and they all sucked that's when football was't used to this stuff.
It's just I feel like I'm having a seizure when I'm playing.

No, I really do feel super old saying it, but when we played it,

I could not understand why is everyone moving like this.

These games have gotten too realistic.

Give me some more glitches.

Give me some weird shit.

Give me it so it's hard to run through someone or juke juke someone it's just i don't know not for me yeah um hank thought the words uh superlatives was super relatives yep sure did i'm a phonetic reader i'm a phonetic reader frenrenetic He totally thought that Billy

Billy's highlight was both

Running a marathon in the first eight hours

But he also cooked

Two of the worst meals I've ever seen cooked

Back to back

So dinner and breakfast

Just incredible

I actually so bad that I want to create a new video series

Where Billy is just the Washington Generals

Of food shows

And we just put him up against everyone in the world and watch him lose. It's that funny.
I think that if you put Billy up against a really good cook, they would probably lose because they would be so psyched out by Billy just pouring beer into whatever recipe he has, putting eggs and beans in a blender with, what else was in there? Hot dogs? Hot dogs. An entire packet of hot dog seasoning.
Onions. Even hours later, watching people walk into the office, their immediate face just gave the stank face of like, what is going on in this office? Yes.
And it was something that was cooked four hours ago on the opposite side of the building. It looked like horse-flavored ice cream.
It was bad. It looked like a cross between that and cat vomit yeah so billy has three rules as a cook rule number one is they're all ingredients that's his saying uh when you say billy what the fuck are you doing right right now that smells and and looks terrible he says they're all ingredients dude um number two is uh let the meat talk so that means just don't put any seasoning on any meat.
Just let it talk. And number three is every meal cooked needs beer so that Billy can drink it.
These things are true. Really, I was sort of in a danger zone in my brain when I was cooking because I just ran a marathon and I also had no sleep.
So it wasn't my best stuff. I was sort of just like, like the one thing was make substance.
It was memorable though. It was.
That's all that we're looking for out of this. And it was super memorable.
And then to cap it off, Billy has a flair for the dramatic 30 seconds before the end of the stream. Billy just straight up breaks the couch.
Broke the couch. He starts doing curls with the couch because he's so pumped and I think two legs of the couch broke off.
Yeah, but I honestly think this is the beat. I mean, we've talked about the beginning of the comeback for Billy.
Your performance on the Grit live stream was A+. A++.
Marathon. Top Chef.
A++. What else do we have? Memories or...
It's all fuzzy. I think I was a witch at like 5 in the morning.
Oh, the buzzes. Yeah.
Jake was opening cards, pack of cards, every single hour. A Rebellion task.
And one hour, I just... He was like, any guesses for who the first card is? And I just said Buster Posey, and ituster Posey that was well I was a witch for like 30 seconds I thought you were Chris Angel at that point I thought you were a street magician then the six Liam whispered to Rudy what number I said Liam think of a number and whisper to someone and I got that right and I was like at this very moment in time I am a witch on earth I thought you were too for a while.
It was cool, and then it fell apart. But yeah, we were getting ready to throw you into a bathtub and see if you sank.
I feel like, I'll be honest, I'm drunk, I'm hungover all at the same time. I don't know that I've ever been in that mental state before.
I'm feeling like this is a three-day come down from me. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, this is going to be like Monday morning. I'll start to kind of edge myself out of this.
It's going to be like the best dream ever, though, waking up and being delirious. No.
Real NBA action on it. I disagree, though, because I think I'm so delirious that I'm not going to be able to fall asleep.
I think I'm too tired. I think I stayed up past it.
Oh, I'm out. I don't think I can nap either.
I don't know what my plan is going to be. I'm just too excited right now.
I'm too excited that I'm done with it and that I can nap to actually sit down and fall asleep. I probably drank enough to nap.
But Hank brings up a good point. There's going to be basketball.
So let's predict. What's going to happen? The Pelicans and the Celtics Blazers.
No, no, no, no. Who are they playing? Jazz.
The Pelicans and the Jazz. Jazz and the Clippers and the Lakers.
Is Zion healthy? Yes, he is. Is he quarantined? They rushed him through the quarantine, so he's back.
How crazy is it to think back to March that Rudy Gobert testing positive

probably led to this bubble being created?

We probably would never have bubble life.

True.

Lou Williams would never have gotten caught

eating wings at a strip club in Atlanta

if it wasn't for Rudy Gobert.

The butterfly effect from that one test,

the ripples would be felt for centuries.

I think the Pelicans are going to win,

and I think the Clippers are going to win.

Lock it up. Noted.

Does the season count?

Yes. Not if LeBron wins.

Correct. Good answer.
Great answer.

So yeah, we'll have basketball this weekend.

That's going to be fucking awesome.

And then hockey later this weekend too, right?

Sunday? Yep.

Yep.

No, I think the Blackhawks will be on Saturday maybe. Let's go.
Joe Kelly. That guy.
That's funny. That's a funny face.
Great face. It was Phillip Rivers-like the way that he was doing.
He was just like sticking his tongue out. Yeah.
Maybe a little bit more profanity. Yeah.
But then I got introduced to the Joe Kelly Fight Club, and I went back and watched this tape of him fighting against the Yankees from a couple years ago, I was just let the boys fight. And then Rob Manford has the balls to suspend Joe Kelly for looking awesome and making dumb faces.
And the Astros haven't been suspended at all. And I saw some people trying to make the argument like it's egregious to Joe Kelly like he was too close to throwing someone's head like listen no one should get peened in the head but if

there were someone to get peened in the head it'd be the Astros

and the dude also like during

quarantine he had a net set up

in his yard and he missed the net completely and hit

his house that's true like he has proven

he has proven on the record that he

had control issues only two

months ago and that is that

is such a litmus test of do you take

sports too seriously

if you see Joe Kelly do the pouty face

the Astros and your initial reaction is

I'm sorry. months ago and that is that that is such a litmus test of do you take sports too seriously if you see joe kelly do the pouty face the astros and your initial reaction is oh my god how could he no your reaction should be that's fucking hilarious that is actually social distancing wise an appropriate way to fight just by throwing baseballs at each other right you don't want to get too close and start punching someone might.
Again, don't throw baseballs at people's heads. But the Astros also have to kind of expect that bad things are going to probably happen to them for a little bit of time.
So was this Rob Manford saying, like, if anybody hits Astros, just so you know, I'm going to spend you eight games? I think it was more the headhunting, which I get. I get that portion.
It was a little high. Yes, I get that portion of that.
Like, if you're going to bean someone it in the, as Greeny would say, the tuchus. The tuchus.
The tuchus region. The hip.
So yeah, that happened. Oh, Patrick Mahomes is going to be pissed.
He was number four on the top 100 list, and then he tweeted out a little noted. Oh, got it.
Got it. So who's going to be ahead of him? Aaron Donald? I don't know who was ahead of him.
Let's predict. Who's ahead of Patrick Mahomes? We have George Kittle, number seven, on the show in a minute.
Yep. Danny Vitale.
Wait, is this the list? Where are we at? Man, I'm tired.

I have no idea where I am.

Lamar Jackson, number one.

Russell Wilson, number two.

Aaron Donald, number three.

Patrick Mahomes, number four.

I'm going to agree with Patrick Mahomes here.

Yeah.

Come on.

I think Aaron Donald is the guy that you put ahead of Patrick Mahomes

to remind everybody that you watch football, that you watch the tape. Well, Aaron Donald is really the best player.
Yeah, which he's awesome. Don't get me wrong.
But I don't know. And then Russell Wilson, also a very good player.
But come on. Patrick Mahomes is coming off.
What more does the guy need to do? Nothing. He's our number one.
We're releasing the part of my take one list uh commence debating right now here's the entire list patrick fucking mahomes patrick mahomes number one oh number two chad kelly chad kelly number two that's it you know i'll accept that chad kelly number two um i think that's probably bad oh uh, Trouble in Paradise, he got into a Twitter beef with God today.

Really?

Yeah.

He added God.

That's how you know that you're serious.

What did he say?

I'm pulling up the tweet right now.

He said, yo, at God, we good?

Question mark.

So calling out God.

This league. this universe.
New last chance to you? Alright, let's get to Fyre Fest of the week. Yeah, okay, let me get the ad.
Hold on. Last chance to you is...
No, it's fine. Just hasn't been good in a few seasons.
Yeah, the coach is a good good person this time, right? Who knows? Season one of Last Chance to You, though, is still worth a rewatch. That shit was fire.
Dude, I am so fucked in the head right now. I like my eyes feel swollen.
You ever get that? Where your eyes feel swollen? Oh, yeah. My whole body, like my organs are swollen.
Can I get... I want to get popped like a sausage.
I want someone to poke me with a fork. A knife and just have some of your juices.
Just give me a little pop-pop. I don't need that.
I need to be swaddled. All right.
Here we go. Before we get to Fyre Fest.
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My firefest of the week

Is

That

I um fire fest of the week hank uh my fire fest of the week is that i my fire fest of the week is that billy didn't do a fire fest and i can tell already saying big cat disgusting makes me sick fire fest is that no billy you're not up here for you forgetting your fire fest no no's on Big Cat now. My Firefest of the week is that we got Tim Allen trending, and I had never seen the tweet that he had before that said, if we evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Checkmate.
That's some knowledge I should have had before. It's a very fine line between Tim Allen and Chris Berman.

Chris Berman noises.

But like, that's a whoa.

Like, we evolved from what...

He's like, he's Chris Berman with a truck.

Why are they still there?

All right, Billy.

I might have fucked up my foot running a marathon on one day notice.

Yeah.

And I'm brain dead. Yeah.
Well, that's not new. I'm a parent to myself.
I'm brain dead. What? Oh, you've realized it yourself? No, I'm just...
I feel stupid right now. Also, you forgot to tell your mom that you weren't coming home last night.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's a big one.
That's a Jimbo act. That's a huge one, dude.
You should have done that. Yeah, and now she was like, where are you this morning? And I was like, I'm at the office.
How do you miss telling her that? I don't know. I just...
You said you were working late, right? Yeah, and then, anyway. Dude, I can't do this right now.
Yeah. No, I can't.
No, no, no. We're pretty much done.
If Hank has a fire fest, we're pretty much done. My fire fest is that my dog just bites everything that exists in my apartment.
I don't really know how to stop him. Put peanut butter on stuff.
Make it a fighting dog. Yeah.
Yeah, turn into it. Killer dachshund.
Yeah. Nips.
It's got sharp teeth. Yeah, it's a puppy.
Yeah. You know what I used to do, Leroy? Skin.
Shoes. I used to just pretend like everything.
Every time he put his teeth on me. Pillows.
I'd just be like ow. Like I'd pretend that it's not really bad.
You gotta yelp like dog. And then they feel bad.
Yeah. You gotta shame your dog.
Also, if they nip you, you nip them back. Yeah, bite them.
That's true. You bite your dog.
Just a little nip. Just a little nip.
Piss on them. Don't do that, but nip them.
Just give them a little nip. And if they do those territorial small peas where there's not like a spray, it's like those little deposits, pee on top of that.

Yeah.

Yes.

So they know.

Yeah.

So they know, oh, shit, I can't mark my territory here. In order to fully train your dog, you're going to need at least 10 to 12 pea piles scattered around your apartment.

That's just science, dude.

You have to do tug of war with him with your teeth and beat them. Right.
Or they won't respect you. Right.
Right. Right.
Right. Right.
Right. Right.
Okay. All right.
Let's get to George Kittle. Then we got Big Show.
Then we have SpongeBob SquarePants table read that we did at like seven in the morning. I don't even know.
I was blacking in and out. That was so fucking funny.
So make sure you watch that or listen to that. Watch that.
Listen to that. And then Monday we have CJ McCollum.

CJ McCollum.

Great recurring guest.

Awesome interview.

When did we do that?

That was yesterday at 2?

Yeah.

24 hours ago.

Yeah, that was yesterday at 2.

I have no idea where I am right now.

What was Big Show?

What time is it?

Big Show was 11 yesterday.

Who am I?

26 hours.

Yeah.

Why am I here?

That sucks. Dude, I woke up at 6 a.m.
yesterday. But seriously, thank you everyone for tuning in to Grit Week 2020.
That was so much fun. We had a sleepover with no sleep.
Love you guys. No, we're going to the ad now.
Again, I have no idea where I am. Sorry.
I'm on autopilot right now. Let's do the ad first.
We love you. We still got the show left.
We still love you. We do still love you, though.
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Okay, here he is.

George Kittle.

Okay, we now welcome on...

Did you just clap?

Yeah.

He's a pro.

Remember, he auditioned for my job.

Yeah.

Oh, that's right.

Yeah, yeah.

We're literally walked from the 24-hour Grit stream into this interview. We couldn't think of a better guest to have on to finish off Grit Week than our good friend Greg Kittle.
Greg, it's great to see you, man. Hey, it's great to see you guys.
Your 24-hour stream was pretty incredible. Thank you.
That was a wild ride. Yes.
It was. What was your favorite part? I don't know.
You ran out of buns. It was kind of brutal.
Big Cat eating those hot dogs. Yeah.
Well, we just were like, at one point, I looked down on the ground, and there were just buns everywhere.

Because we just, it was basically just a sleepover,

and we just started throwing shit places. The room became a trash can.

Right.

And then that just kind of defeated my buns.

You blew a four-star lead?

I just saw that on Twitter.

Yeah, and Mario Party, dude.

You don't got to bring that up.

That's fucked up.

Do you want to talk about it?

It was crazy. Honestly, I don't got to bring that up.
That's fucked up. You want to talk about it?

It was crazy.

Honestly, I don't think if you played that game 100 times,

the way the things went down, it wasn't right.

It wasn't fair.

And then I had to run another mile with 17 hot dogs in my belly.

I felt bad.

I felt bad watching Big Cat run, but I wasn't going to stop it.

No, it sucked, man. You know what also sucked? What? Losing the Super Bowl.
I was going to say, are you over it? I think it's always going to suck. That was a good segue, right? That was good.
Yeah, about the same level of competition. You know, the same,'s all yeah i get it uh yeah i think it's just always gonna suck but i'm good with it at this point listen as uh i think i can relate i've had loss like that four-star lead in mario party no big deal but honest question uh we we actually interviewed you that week because you're such a good friend.
You came over with your entire entourage of like 17 cops that were on detail with you. I think they just basically were like, let's just make sure George doesn't start shotgunning beers at any point this week.
But it does suck. We were rooting for you.
I appreciate it. I do.
I think it is a stupid question to be like, how long does it take to get over?

But I think it is also an interesting question.

Yeah.

Like how, you know, at what point were you not thinking about it all the time

or it wasn't like, you know, because everyone who's played any sport,

they replayed the game immediately after.

And I would imagine it's magnified to that, like, ultra level when it's the Super Bowl.

It really sucks like that first month and a half two months after that oh that was not fun well i mean think about like you train the whole off season and then it's five months of football and then like you lose the last game you're like well that just sucks right it's like a year of your life gone but i mean like definitely look back you appreciate it i won 15 games, which was pretty sick. Definitely had a fun time doing it too.
But, you know, then after that, you just kind of look forward to the new season. And, you know, now I'm just ready to play football if they let us play.
And I'm excited to finally, you know, get back on the field. Did Roger Goodell ever issue you a formal apology for that pass interference call, that bogus pass interference call in the second quarter? No, unfortunately, I that unless it's in my uh my other email but i didn't get that you know he was just making sure that the refs called that to stick it to sean payton because kyle rudolph got away with that same exact stiff arm that you had and so he just wanted to piss sean off a little bit more so he was like hey call call that same thing on greg you guys remember fucking everything that's crazy I actually this just popped in my brain um was it I think it was you when they had that clip of Kyle on the sidelines I think it was maybe the NFC championship game where he went up to the ref and he's like yo they're they're gonna they're gonna hold George here yeah they can't they can't guard him here watch for it and then you got the flag do you when you saw that clip were you like holy shit that's pretty cool that he's doing that no he said that like when he installed the play on thursday for a third down play he goes look when they get in this form like when we're in this formation and this guy covers you he always holds so just push him inside and break out he's gonna hold you and i was like, all right, sounds good.
Holy shit.

Like I said, the dude's a wizard. It's pretty fun to play for him.
That's insane.

What a guy. You guys drafted

another blocking tight end this year. Are you guys

just going to smash people?

I'm excited. Charlie's a good

dude. We were running routes together

and he was like, hey, this passing stuff's kind of boring.

When are we going to start talking about run game? I was like,

you're my guy. I needed that out of you.
We're in a lot of outside zone. You're going to throw the ball like nine times a game, and it's going to be awesome.
For some reason, the way that you guys play offense, the way that you guys run the ball, it almost makes it seem like it's a passing attack because it's dynamic, and it bounces outside, and it's crazy's like uh like the plays that they draw up are fun the blocking schemes are awesome so when you're installing those like how long does that take to learn these like small intricate details of the blocking schemes it's actually really difficult like our um our run game meeting on wednesdays like when you do first and second down runs and that's like a 45 minute to an hour meeting that we install like 40 run plays and then by the end of the week we're like 60 i think 60 to 75 somewhere in there and then yeah but each one is very different and each week it brings like a whole new you know different set of like challenges like the week we played the carolina panthers was when we really installed like all of our emotions and stuff in the backfield and that was a trip because like i know you have you play called Hornet, you have a play called Wasp, and they both mean similar things, but they're completely different at the same time and change our rules. So it's definitely a learning process, but by the end of the year, we kind of got used to it, and that's why you can see, like, our run game was pretty baller in the playoffs.
How many plays do you know? Good question. I flush everything after every single week.
Really? Yeah, just delete it all. Because we have a brand new install basically every Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
Wait, does Kyle ever, like if you guys are, I don't know. Well, maybe it did happen with the Falcons.
Were you guys, did you ever see a team where you're like, nah, we don't need to do anything new. Like they stink.
No No, like, so that was like Kyle's playbook. And, like, it's just evolved so much since then.
But, like, we still have a lot of similarities in their offense because we watch a lot of their tape when we play NFC South guys. They definitely, like I said, they do a lot of stuff that, you know, we do.
But now that, you know, Kyle and we have, you know, McDaniels and LeFleur, you know, that little group, that trio. It's definitely evolved a lot, and it's really exciting.
When you throw guys off of you, like that play in New Orleans last year, are you like, I'm just such a fucking man? That's a great question. It really is.
I like that. You're talking to two people who are so delirious i love this no like big you're like leaning against this you're asking a question with your eyes yeah i love you're getting yeah but you're getting the unfiltered brain like that's a stupid question but it's also a smart question because i gotta think that that moment is like holy shit like i am a fucking beast yeah like immediately afterwards i uh i definitely said things like that probably yeah i i said a lot of swear words and stuff like that but like going back and watching you're just kind of like i was pretty damn sick like holy shit it was i can't believe i did that that's that's more of it's more of just like uh wow i i get to go do that sometimes and it looks a lot cooler than i think is, but it was actually pretty fucking dope.
Yeah. It was super fucking dope.
Yes. What about the Seahawks? They just got Jamal Adams basically to try to stop you.
So that means that you're worth, what, two first-round picks and a third at least, right? If my math adds up, I guess. Yeah.
Have you watched any tape on him? Of course. When he was on the Jets, we were going to play him this year, so I definitely watched Jamal Adams.
He's a hell of a player, so I'm just excited. The NFC West, that's some competition out there, from the Cardinals to the Rams, and now the Seahawks definitely are.
And us, it's going to be a really fun conference to play in, and Jamal Adams just is going to make a lot more fun for us. Wait, holy shit, I didn't realize this because you were doing the 24-hour stream, but you made history.
You, in the NFL top 100 that they have done for a decade now, you were ranked number seven overall. That's the top tight end ever since they've been doing it for the last decade.
That's pretty wild. That's – did you not – you knew that.
Like you're – someone texted you and was like, holy shit, man. This is pretty crazy.
I was actually pumped. Ian Rappaport texted me on Wednesday and said, hey, low-key, but this is what you got ranked.
I said, dude, I just got my own personal scoop from Ian Rappaport. That was sick.
Yes. Yeah.
How about that? You should have replied, though, and been like, I already – like the PMT guys already told me. Yeah, Leroy told me three days ago.
Hank already told me two days ago. Yeah, right.
Yeah, don't let him have that satisfaction because what he's doing is he's trying to get one over on you. He's like, I know something that you don't know, so here it is.
You've got to just go back and be like, yeah, they told me that so long ago, man. I can't believe you're that late.
i'm learning from you guys i like that yeah yeah yes gotta be coachable okay i'll take that i'll be yeah have you thought about asking calish and hen like maybe hand me the ball sometimes and just let me run with it well he does hand me the ball sometimes yes okay so that's that's a yes sounds like pft's a head coach student of the game yeah do you have you asked kyle shanahan hey can i get the ball more and let me run with it just put it in my hands no i usually ask him just to run the ball more because that's what we're best at you just want to finish people i like blocking people it's really fun moving a man from point a to point vegans is pretty satisfying i mean that's that's true grit so, do you have a definition for grit? Huh, do I have my own definition for grit? Yeah, or is it, I'd have to imagine grit has come up once or twice when your dad writes fucking Moby Dick to you every Sunday morning. That it has multiple times.
Let's see, grit, um, taking pleasure in doing all the things that no one else wants to fucking do. Yeah.
Yeah. Great.
Being comfortable, being uncomfortable. Great.
Look at you. Yeah.
That's a good one too. Got, got a credit.
Danny Woodhead. He told us that.
We learned that two hours ago. No, no.
Danny Woodhead didn't give that to every coach. I've learned that from every coach since like my fifth grade football coach, which was my dad.
Yeah. What did he write to you before the Super Bowl? The Super Bowl? Let's see.
It was a 14-pager, so that was a lot. That was the most I've read in a while.
I'm giving you credit for a book. Thank you.
Yes, yes. I appreciate that.
And it's cool, too. There's pictures in it, too too so it's kind of a picture book too nice drawings or did he just like print out pictures no it's like my dad he uses like um photos of things that like just from our relationships like when i was a kid he used to read me lord of the rings like as a bedtime story and so like he uses lord of the rings photos matrix photos um star wars i don't know he just kind goes off everything from my childhood.
Just kind of makes me feel like it's still a kid's game. That's the best point of the letters, I guess.
Just remember, it's never too big. That was fun in the Super Bowl letter.
It was pretty fun. Wait, so what was one of the better things in that letter? In that letter? Oh, my goodness.
Like I said, I usually flush stuff after every game. But usually it's – he does a great job of – there's usually like a paragraph right in the middle that he just drops about 12 F-bombs and tells everybody to go F themselves.
And that usually inspires me. It just kind of locks me in.
And I'm just like, you know, like, screw that guy, screw that guy, screw that guy's fan, screw that guy's fan screw that guy and it's just i really enjoy those things yeah that's awesome i like how he starts it off he's like hey these are some things that are very important to me about our relationship but after just like five paragraphs he's like fuck everybody up your fucking man fuck your your fucking kiddle yeah put your face through the turf and then he always comes back and it like mellows out at the end too saying you know i i'm, I'm proud of you. I love you.
Just go out and play football. I was like, that middle paragraph is always the one that just gets me fired up.
I love it. Dude, I got a tweet for you.
I just searched your name on Twitter, Coach Yak, who I think is a coach. He's social video content for 49ers.
Wait, no, does he work for the 49ers? I've seen Coach Jack on Twitter. He's a nice guy.

Yeah, this is a great tweet.

You just nailed everything in this one.

Starts with, not sure who needs to hear this. I love when tweets start like that.

That's a good one. You're tweeting it.

You want everyone to hear it.

But George Kittle deserves this moment. He's talking about the top 10 player.
Got it. He's not only a top 10 player in the NFL, but he's a really good person.
Oh. Actually, I'm going to throw a flag on this.
Coach Yak, dude, why can't you say he's not only a top 10 player in the NFL, but a top 10 guy ever? Yeah. Give you top 10 status ever.
I like that. Yeah.
Like I said, you guys are great coaches. We just got to – he's got to improve.
It's all right. Yes.
His next tweet will be better. I know it will be.
I'm going to start doing that. Not sure who needs to hear this.
Well, you're tweeting it. Yeah, starting a tweet with an open letter.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but wear a mask.

Yeah.

Ooh, that's a good one.

Would you consider yourself to be an even better guy off the field?

I try to be.

I think that's why I have success on the field,

because I try to be as nice as I can off the field.

I'm a big karma guy.

I believe in everything they do off the field definitely correlates on the field.

So I think, yeah, I think I'm a nice guy.

Yeah, that was a hard-hitting journalism question on my part.

I think you're a really nice guy.

I think you're cool and nice.

Yeah, PFT, you're on a roll right now, man.

I'm nailing it.

I'm out, though.

I literally have no more questions.

Here's a good question.

How soon into training camp are you going to wait to bust out the Canadian impression?

Probably the opening. Like, as soon as I walk in and I have a camera on me it'll be oh hey there yeah oh hey how you doing eh i just can't help myself it's too much fun it's the best it feels so good to say it um i have another question that popped in my head are you going without fans in the stands are you going to struggle with like the adrenaline and the getting pumped up and ready to go uh i think it'll be a challenge for everybody but no i mean like i just love football the way it is like i like i love practicing every single day and the fact that now i get to go actually hit people and you know try to bury people um it doesn't matter if there's not anybody there because it's just going to be fun to do it in front of my teammates.
I just take satisfaction in it. Do they get pissed off at you in training camp? Are they like, hey, Greg, maybe take it easy on a couple of these reps? No, I totally take – I go hard in training camp, but I don't pancake people in training camp.
I don't – it's not good for team chemistry. It's bad vibes.
Oh, no, This is my Drink Body Armor question. Drinkbodyarmor.com.
Billy's actually asking you this question on a microphone on top of a pallet of body armor. Yes.
Sponsored for Grit Week. So my question is, Billy, do you have any questions for...
Wait, Billy, did you just say Mr. Kittle? Yeah, yeah.
It's Greg. Just figure that out.
Thank you. Come on, dude.
I'm sorry. I was just wondering what your favorite Moby Dick quote was.
No, his dad doesn't actually... It was talking about how long...
His dad writes him a lot. Anyway, I think I have a Moby Dick quote that I think...
They don't give me headphones, so I don't know what they're talking about. So I'm just...
But anyway, I think you'd really like this one because it sort of ties into joker tattoo i love it um there is no folly of the beasts of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men oh billy tweet that at me i love it i'm gonna tweet that at you it's like man is the most dangerous animal exactly so when you're trying to get hyped up and there's no crowd, I think that might help. I'm going to headbutt a wall too, but I like that, Bill.
That's my only question. No, you have more questions.
Billy, give me another question, man. Okay, okay, okay.
Ask about the Joker tattoo. Can you tell the story behind your Joker tattoo? My Joker tattoo? Oh, yes, of course I can.
So the Joker tattoo, I don't know. So for me, football, I think, is like 10% of your physical abilities

because everyone in the NFL is like an all-American football player.

They're all the best high school football player, best player on their team.

And so what can elevate you to the next level is, you know,

I think 90% of the game is played above your shoulders, just in your head.

It's like the mental side of it.

And so I'm big into alter egos.

And so, yeah, I'm big into that.

I don't know, like Bo Jackson said he played – like every time he played football, it wasn't him playing. It was Jason for like the scary movies.
And so like that was his alter ego. And so I was thinking about an alter ego for me, and something I always loved is the Heath Ledger Joker.
And so part of it's just kind of like the chaos of it, and it's something that I channel as an alter ego while i play football and that's kind of why that's that's honestly like so sick because like you go like psycho mode you do psycho shit on the field and i can totally see how you just like get into that zone and like there's that one uh video of you just blocking a guy like outside the back of the end zone i think it was it's like and you're just laughing the whole time that's like super awesome and like i try to go psycho mode sometimes but i don't have as many outlets anymore yeah but uh so we kind of went psycho mode like the past 24 hours like staying up so uh you're gonna have a marathon there's other psychos yeah i went psycho mode that wasn't me on that that wasn't me on the that treadmill what greg what are some ways that you can recommend to billy to go psycho mode in his everyday life um well i use like in the off season i like i lift weights and that's like i work out really hard like that's part of what i do work out um maybe you know come back and even though big cat's up by four stars you still beat him something like that yeah that was Yeah, that was big comeback. I call my psycho mode berserker mode.
No, that's fair. You brought up the Super Bowl.
You like berserker mode? Yeah, wait, Big Cat, you brought up the Super Bowl, so I got free shots at you. Yeah, a few people watched the Super Bowl, dude.
Prove it. I bet on you guys.
I couldn't. I would have, though.
though yeah I know you can't but I did and I was feeling real good in the third quarter and feeling real smart and I was doing the whole it's hard nose football and like they're just built different and the 49ers will smash you so it's your your fault? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, actually, probably. No, I did help the Chiefs big time.
Every time the Chiefs were down, I said, thanks for coming out, Chiefs. Yeah, I know.
I saw those. I saw those.
I was like, you dirty dog. Yeah.
So I guess it was my fault. God damn it.
Have you watched the replay of the Super Bowl on TV? On TV? No. Yeah.
I have not. So you haven't seen, like, Shakira and J-Lo at halftime? Yeah, how was that? Mike Wilbon had a stroke because he got so horny.
Lordy. Lordy.
That was Lordygate. And then, actually, this is probably something that you don't see on the game film, but we notice as fans, at the end of the second half, when the Chiefs were about to punt, John Lynch was standing up in the booth, trying to call a timeout from the booth.
Did you ever see that clip? Yeah. I think I have seen that clip.
Yeah. I saw that clip.
We were all like screaming at the TV, like call a timeout, call a timeout. Yeah.
Football guy right there. Were you wondering like, why don't we get an extra 40 seconds? Like let's call this timeout.
Let's go down the field field uh well didn't we get a timeout after that you might have gotten but i think like 50 seconds ticked off honestly like i like i said i flush everything especially like that one i don't really remember much of the details it's pretty fun but i do go back and watch it but i will say yeah john let's call on a timeout from the booth it's pretty spectacular how do you flush I want to learn how to do that. I don't know.
I just really don't remember much of the details about it. And it's just intentional, though.
It's just like, yeah, I don't really feel like I can remember that anymore. Alter ego.
Joker. Joker.
Bill, I fucking love it, man. Yeah.
Yeah. Where'd you find Billy? I don't know.
He showed up. He showed us his game film.

He showed up in his interview.

He showed up in the interview for intern.

I actually looked up his resume the other day,

and he said he's very experienced with Photoshop.

Oh, my God.

He had like five pages.

George, he had five pages stapled,

and I'd say 80% of his resume was made up, and when we interviewed him we interviewed him we're like dude this is made up and he's like yeah like all right yeah well okay fine yeah like all right i don't like that fake it till you make it right i think he included a hyperlink to his high school highlight tape but it was on printed out paper so like you can't you can't click on a piece of paper and watch the link. Right.
So, yeah. He was something else.
I'll just put my 40 time in my spark rating. What was your 40 time? I ran a 4.89.
Ugh. Oh, here's a good question for me.
Ugh. 4.89? Hand time.
Hand time. I mean, 1, 2, 3.
I asked Big Cat this the other day. Do you think that players get faster after they run the combine when they're coming out of college? Like if you took a really speedy guy that ran like a 4-3 or 4-4, after two or three years in the NFL, do you think he'd run faster or slower? I know for a fact I'd run a faster time right now for sure.
Not even close. I mean, unless John Ross ran what, like a 4-0-5 or 4-1 something? I don't know how much faster he can 41 something i don't know how much faster he can get

i don't know how much faster he can get but like i think a lot of guys like i had puberty like age 23 i swear and so like i could definitely run faster now yeah i well i said it i would i said that uh guys in the nfl run faster a couple years in because they know what to do with their body and it's a job now.

So it's not like you can't go to the gym at certain times or you know you have classes it's a full-time job in the offseason you were paying someone to help train you and all that stuff yeah no it's definitely a lot i like i like the nfl a lot better the freedom and being able to do whatever i want to do is much more fun and actually i'm a lot more responsible now like i don't just go get really drunk you know two to three nights a week yes i wish i could but we're working on that yeah um all right i have one last question for you it actually wasn't a question i just wanted to say thank you um because you were one of the day one ride or die coach doug's guys oh dude i didn't i tell you i said dude you got to start streaming this stuff I was a model for it. Yes, yes.
Coach Doug's guys. Oh, dude.
Didn't I tell you? I said, dude, you got to start streaming this stuff. I was a mother of it.
Yes. Yes.
You would always text me and be like, when I was panicking, because I panic like a bitch all the time, you'd be like, dude, just stick to the plan. You got this.
You got this. Like, half the time, you'd be wrong, and I would just panic and shit down my pants.
But I always appreciated that. I'd like throw a crippling late interception, and I'd look at my text messages after the game and be like, you got this, man.
You're going to win this game. I'm like, nope, but I know George got my back.
Always, man. Ride or die.
You kidding me? Dugs? Love it. Love it.
Love it. Going back to Toledo was definitely one of my favorite moves that you pulled.
Had to. We're going to get the key to the city.
We're going to get the key to the city, and PFT's going to try to walk on. He's got eligibility left.
I think I do, yeah. I don't want to go back to college, but a big-time program like Toledo, that Doug's built from the ground up, I feel like they just let me.
Yes. You should take a journalism class.
Ooh. That's not bad.
Not a bad idea. Get a big J.
That is good. You could show off a little bit little bit and they're like yeah like i'm a big j but like oh i'm no hey you're always trying to get better right yeah i'll be honest i think i'd fail out of journalism school pretty quickly i mean you've you've seen my dog's twitter account yeah i'm i don't exactly have high standards i think journalism is evolving especially into what you guys do every single day.
Maybe you should teach a class. There you go.
Can I kick on the team if I'm a professor? That'd be cool. That sounds like a Disney script right there.
Disney, yeah. Wow.
We had a Disney movie right in front of you guys. I like that.
We're on it. Well, George, thank you so much for joining us, man.
Best end grit week appreciate it hopefully we see you soon good luck this year and we love you I love you guys too I'm just waiting for my reoccurring guest shirt I'm going to blame Hank for that it's in the mail it's on it's way I promise you you moved though you moved recently right I don't know maybe yeah it's a pandemic Hank's right it's a pandemic dude the, dude. The mail is very slow.
Send me those coffee chews either. Big cat.
Just waiting on those. It's a pandemic.
People can't get tests. It's a t-shirt from a second rate podcast.
It's a pandemic. Second rate pocket.
I like that. No, you're not.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right. Well, we love you, man.
Thank you so much. Fellas, thanks for having me on.
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And now for something completely different.

Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest.

Maybe the biggest guest we've ever had.

Yeah.

We've had Kane.

We had The Undertaker. The Undertaker.
We've had Dwight Howard. But I think you might be the biggest guest we've ever had yeah we've had we've had kane we had the undertaker undertaker we've had dwight howard but i think you might be the biggest it is the big show paul white uh he has a new show out called the big show show on netflix you gotta watch it uh big show what do you do we go by paul or we go by big show uh you did i answered all kinds of adjectives show big show jackass whatever show okay the show show works everybody calls me show so that works yeah so it's great to have you on uh i've been a big fan of yours for a very long time let's talk about the netflix show first so it's it's uh obviously your family and raising three daughters and I love it because I would assume raising three daughters is more difficult than wrestling for like 20 plus years in the WWE.
Is that correct? I think they both have their own unique challenges. This partnership that we did with Netflix has been an incredible journey.
wanting to do family comedy in front of a live audience has been a goal of mine for a long time I believe me it was a heck of a learning curve at first understanding how to hit the timing on the jokes and understand the writing and I thought our writers did a great job of melding what it's like to be a WWE superstar and then try to also reintegrate yourself back into the family and when you're off the road so it's been really good we got another episode drop in August 10th it's a cross promotion one with some other shows it's called Game On so it's kind of a little bit of a Olympic take this year we think we're going to do pretty good because we've got Lola, who is our ringer athlete. So hopefully, things will turn out well for us.
All right. So what did you take from the wrestling world from dealing with a guy like, I don't know, hypothetically, The Miz? And now you use that in how to raise small children? Well, it's funny.
If'm a if you hear something that's my bird you have a bird um what kind of yeah i uh he's an amazon but i have another word for it starts with an a and ends with an e but anyway okay okay amazed amazed amazon yeah he's an amazon but he's he's also... Yeah, exactly.
I think what I take from it is you can't over-parent that much as a WWE superstar because you're not around. I mean, the family is going to have lives.
They're going to have their own schedules. They're going to do their own things.
And then you reintegrate yourself. And it's a fine line to do that without being overbearing.
But I've never been the rough, angry dad. That's never been my thing.
I'm always a sit-down-and-talk-to-me kind of guy. Okay, what were you thinking? Okay, what made you think that was okay? Do you understand what you did was not okay? Well, do we need to talk about this or are we going to're going to move forward we're moving forward okay so i don't have to worry about this again okay you're not going to paint the cats you know with nail polish okay good okay we'll move on painting the cats or painting the cat's nails oh the cat itself it was it was a nightmare she was little when it happened so i was gonna say paintingning cats toenails she wanted she wanted to give the cat a leopard uh a leopard look and it was just you know pink nail polish all over the cat it looked like you know the cat was was mugged in a in a in a bad part of town um so i want to get into your wrestling career but before i do that how pumped are you uh with the way wichita state basketball has played in the last like decade that you get a little residual bump from that because wichita state is one of those a little little rub from the from the shockers yeah if you it's funny because yeah yeah here's the thing when i went to wichita state yeah we didn't have that great a season but you know Coach Cohen got fired halfway through the season.
They let him stay on and coach, which made it a really awkward environment for him and for us, his talent. I remember that team that we had at Wichita State was probably one of the most athletic teams around.
We had seven or eight guys with 40-plus vertical leagues. Claudius Johnson, John Smith, Robert George, Winston Peterson.
I mean, these guys could just – incredible athletes, but we were all so young. Wichita State was a dominant force back when they had Xavier McDaniel and Cliff Livingston and Antoine Carr, you know, but they had so many violations they couldn't go to tournament.
Right. You know what I mean? To now to see a town like Wichita that really supports Wichita State, the community supports the team, that Henry 11 arena, even when we were terrible, there wasn't an available seat.
I think it seat almost 11,000 back then. And it was full and it was exciting and people are passionate about it.
So to see the team finally start firing an oncillators, it's a really great boon for the town. Yeah, it's a nice little feather in my cap now when people say, oh, you went to Wichita State? And they, like, get excited about it.
Yeah, it's a big deal. Yes, I appreciate the rope.
Wait, so hold on. I got to go back.
Your coach was fired halfway through the season but allowed to stay on? Yeah. That's awkward.
Yeah, it was really awkward. It was so awkward.
I mean, you know, it's funny. Coach Cohen's the one that recruited me out of high school, and he's the guy I wanted to play for.
And it was just a real weird dynamic where they let him go. Basically, you're done.
And they started recruiting for other coaches halfway through the season, but they let him finish out his term. Rather than making that announcement at the end of the season, they made it like halfway through.
I think we were like seven or eight games in, and they made that decision. That's so sad.
I feel so bad for him. For us as teammates, because it's really hard.
It's not like you build a relationship with a coach. This guy recruited you.
You understand his program. You believe what he's going to do with you as a talent, and then he's replaced, and it kind of breaks everything up.
I mean, some of the guys went on to different things. I don't think our team – I don't think Wichita did much after that.
They brought in Scott Thompson from Rice, which I understand he's supposed to be a really great guy, but he wasn't somebody that I wanted to play for. He wasn't the guy that recruited me.
But, you know, things work out, you know. I got a second opportunity and got a chance to go into professional wrestling, so I think it all worked out.
I was a good free throw shooter, though. I might have had a two-inch vertical leap, but I was a good free throw shooter.
Could you still dunk? Can I still dunk now? Yeah, I can dunk now. It's not the going up that worries me.
It's the coming down. Right.
That's the hard part. Yes.
That's like me drinking. It's like, yeah, I can drink, but I don't want to get hung over.
Yeah, yeah, that's the whole thing. It's like, I mean, I'll shoot around every now and then, play a game of horse, but I've got no desire to try to dunk.
Yeah. To me, it just seems like the risk-reward factor's just not worth it i'm good right uh so before you got into wrestling i read that you were a bounty hunter and i have to imagine that you were the most intimidating bounty hunter of all time it's like we don't think it's that glorious like we've seen on tv with like uh lorenzo llamas or somebody like that i'm not that kind of a i wasn't that i was i worked for a bailiff bondsman in Wichita for a couple of things.
And I was a nice guy. So you can be cool in riding the car.
You can be a dick in riding the trunk. It's your choice.
Did you ever actually put somebody like in the trunk of a car? I have, yeah. That's badass.
That's awesome. It's not that rewarding of a job, believe me.
You understand understand like when i was doing it i was working with someone uh and uh you know i was doing that for like 50 bucks yeah it wasn't like it was just incredible you know it was like 50 bucks you do it once in a while pick somebody up wait so and most people are cool when they have stuff like that like the whole running people down and i didn't experience any of that just showed up hey you got to come in fill out the paperwork this is what you got to do you know most people were most people really didn't realize that they had screwed up i mean you know they just had other things going on and they weren't trying to be bad it's just you know things happen yeah also if the show is knocking on your door i don't i don't think i would run from you i think i would be like you know what you got me well you can understand back then i look like Lurch from, you know, from the show was knocking on your door, I don't think I would run from you. I think I would be like, you know what, you got me.
Well, you got to understand. Back then, I looked like Lurch from the Addams family.
I was like seven foot tall and like 315 pounds. This real long, narrow head and these giant hands.
I probably looked like a – I don't think I was that intimidating back then. I looked like some kind of alien, probably a transplanted alien from outer space or something.
That and my big mullet. I think my mullet was my most intimidating factor back then.
You keep saying that you weren't intimidating, but you just keep on describing more and more intimidating things. Right.
Huge hands. Big hands.
7'1", 315. Mullet.
Not that intimidating. Mullet that dragged down to the ground.
Yeah. Sister Christian blasting from my IROC Camaro.
I don't think of that because I grew up with it. I mean, I was 6'2 at 12.
So I've never been one to realize sometimes just how freakishly big I think I was. You know, I can remember being on the playground as kids and, like, you know, parents would come get their kids and make them leave the playground because who was this 20 year old weird looking adult, like the mice of men out there on the playground.
You know what I mean? Yeah. It's hard to tell them.
I'm 12 and I'm shaving, but I'm really 12. As a 12 year old, that's got to be kind of awkward too.
Like you have, you have to deal with that. You know, you have to deal with other parents kind of like telling their kids it's not okay to be around.
And you're like, I'm just trying to be a kid here how did that affect you growing up it was rough for a long time I think it made me a little bit introverted it made me more of a reader more of a person that appreciated friendships I mean and when I got in high school and was a good athlete and stuff but I still hung around kids who played Dungeons and Dragons. You know, I had friends in all different classes.

I wasn't just a jock.

I did a little bit of everything.

So I think it prepared me to learn to appreciate friendships and how to make

friendships and be open.

And I developed a sense of humor with it too because that's one thing that I've

always tried to do is have a sense of humor and make people comfortable in my

presence.

And then, you know, usually after a while you've been around me, the size and all that stuff goes away. You just realize I'm a big goofball, so it wears off.
So in your wrestling career, you turned heel and then turned back I think more than any wrestler. I've never turned to NASCAR, buddy.
Any wrestler ever. Was there ever a moment, which is actually a testament that you can play both and you can go back and forth was there ever a moment though where you forgot whether you were supposed to be the bad guy or the good guy and like screwed up multiple yeah multiple nights i had to look across the before i went to gorilla look at vincent man am i smiling or frowning because i don't know it's like my's like my character had schizophrenia and I had these nervous breakdowns on multiple personalities and sometimes I would turn three times in a show.
I mean, it was unreal. But I'm proud of the fact that whatever we needed me to do for my character I was able to pull off.
If I needed him to hate me, like in London, and get him to chant you fat wankanker, and then come back a year later and have him chant, you still got it. So I think that's a pretty good testament.
Which did you like more? I like being a heel more. I think it's easier for me.
I can tell that visual story of, we all understand that it's in our DNA and our genetics. We understand overcoming larger predators and David versus Goliath, all the stories that we've heard.
So when I have that much size, it can influence that pressure and then turn around and make that David. Like some of the matches I had with Rey Mysterio where you would look at Rey and I and you'd think there was just no way.
But then to tell that story in the ring and then when Rey starts to make a comeback, it's a 619, a West Coast pop, and then the reaction from the crowd is just, it's overwhelming. When you do your job right as a bad guy in sports entertainment, as a heel, when your shoulders are getting pinned one, two, three, and it's so loud, the crowd, every person in the arena is counting with a one, two, three, That's just as incredible feeling as getting the cover.
I like that about you. It's never bothered me either way to put guys over.
That's never been an issue for me. I saw an interview with you where you were saying, you know what, I didn't have the best record in the history of WWE.
I don't have the most titles. But you've made a lot of memories.
You take pride in the art of losing sometimes because you recognize that it's a part of the greater show going on around you and you're playing your role that's like the grittiest thing ever for a wrestler no that's that's the only way you can look at if you start trying to keep track of win loss records and i think that's what ego comes into play and causes a lot of a lot of bad experiences for a lot of talent yeah you're going to do well in the beginning because they're trying to establish you they're trying to build you as a talent and then if you want to have a 20-year career or 25-year career there are very few uh john cena stone cold steve austins the rocks there's very few of those guys they're going to be put at that top position where talent is going to be made basically to be fed to them because they're the ones that are carrying the wagon you have to know your role and where you come into play and to get enjoyment out of your career you have to understand what role you play and you know rock used to have the promo time know your role well yeah it's it's a it's it can be taken as a dig but it's also a good lesson to learn as a talent because you never know an opportunity is going to be given to and you have to be ready for that opportunity and you have to know that whoever's in charge booking or creative writing they know that they can count on you to deliver you know i mean i i think for one time i think i had a oh and seven or oh and eight wrestlemania record i want to do a reverse undertaker uh record and somebody found out about it and i won a match and screwed my record up so but um i i take a lot lot of pride in working with talent that goes on to have long, successful careers. You know, I'm very proud of working with John Cena.
I'm very proud of working with Roman Reigns and Braun Strowman. There's a lot of guys that I've got to work with over the years and help them along their journey, you know, and I'm still here, so I must be doing something right.
So we're going to – I love that answer. We're going to run this on Friday during our Grit Week.
So we do this every year. What guy that you've been around is the toughest guy in terms of you've seen him injured and you could not believe that he went out there and performed, and you're like this guy has supernatural grit and toughness what what's the one guy that comes to mind when i ask that there's three guys that come to mind okay one is undertaker two is cane and the other one is john cena i've seen john cena wrestle with a torn cornea.

I've seen him.

He had neck surgery in Pittsburgh at 11 a.m. at 5 p.m.
He came by the arena to say hi to everyone and wish us a good night on Raw.

You know what I mean?

I did a podcast after the surgery.

It's another level that guys like that set the bar to.

I've seen Kane have a completely blow blowed out si joint in a match you know to to you know numbness in his leg and extreme pain and i've seen kane pull it together to finish the match you know undertaker we all know i've seen undertaker just do it's ridiculous how that guy goes through pain i've seen him wrestle with 103 fever and get an iv bag as soon as he got back through the curtain you know where the guy had some kind of stomach flu and running a fever but he still went out and put the match on um that kind of uh internal gut is uh it's inspiring believe me those of us that get it um you don't talk about your pain you don't whine about it because it doesn't matter. You go out there and you get the job done.
If you're on the card and the fans pay to see it, then you show up. If you're breathing, you can get it done.
You can find a way. I had to wrestle Edge and Taker in Washington for a pay-per-view.
And I had a bone fragment locked in my knee. So my knee either was bent or it was straight.
And I was going to get surgery the next day. And I was talking to Taker, but I said, I don't know.
Do I rest? He says, are you going to see the doctor tomorrow? I said, yeah. He says, lock it up and go.
We'll work around it. So I had him put a straight leg brace on where I couldn't bend my leg.
And this giant knee brace on that locked my knee in a position where I could move it. And went out there and did the triple threat with edge and taker and got through the match you know but I'm proud of myself that I got through it um because I didn't let edge down I didn't let taker down I didn't let the fans down do you I mean it's not like you deserve a medal for it right but that's kind of your job is to you know that's why we work so hard to always put on a show for our fans.
We know the responsibility that we carry, and if we can, we will. Do you remember, it must have been WrestleMania 2014, because I found, I searched my Twitter of mentions of the big show, and I wrote, seriously, people who say wrestling is fake aren't watching a dead big show right now.
And then I said, although joke's on me because I'm pretty sure I just watched the big show die. What was that? Did you die? On what? I don't know.
It was January 26, 2014. Maybe WrestleMania 2014.
Did you die? I don't know. Not that I'm aware of.
I mean, you know, I'm still here. I don't know, though.
I don't know if you're still here. There's all kinds of rumors.
There's rumors that I got. The biggest one that I was shot and killed, I think it was The Onion.
I remember that. I was shot and killed because a fan got inside of a cage match, and I went crazy like a wild bear.
So that's kind of funny. That kind of stuff makes me laugh.
Yeah. That's extremely funny, and I appreciate the onion, uh, for bringing up my name and making it relevant.
But, uh, no, I haven't died. I mean, a lot of people think my career has died a lot over the years, but I still keep coming around.
So no, you're, you're still not dead. Have you thought about coming back as the big nasty? Cause that was the, that was a great nickname.
Your original one. Oh, the big nasty bastard.
Yeah. That was, uh, lot of fun.
That was actually a pretty cool shirt, but our business model has shifted from those days. So has mine.
I'm a TV dad now. I could be the big nice dad.
There you go. The big nice dad.
You had one of the all-time entrances when you came out. I think it was your first time in WWE.
You were hiding underneath the ring in the steel cage, right? Valentine's Day Massacre, yeah. Vince had you cut through the bottom of the ring, and you just emerged out of it.
And every wrestling fan from that point on was always like, is there somebody hiding under the ring this time? It was like how you read one story in the paper about a snake found in a toilet,

and now you just check your toilet every single time.

Spiders and grapes.

Yeah.

Everyone thought that there was always maybe a wrestler,

or maybe you underneath the ring the whole time.

But I guess what I'm getting at is it had to be an easier entrance for you

because your first time in WWE, you don't have to take your time going down the ramp.

You don't have to get nervous looking at the crowd. You just pop up and immediately you just throw Stone Cold into a chain link fence, right? That must have been pretty easy to do.
No, actually, it was nerve wracking as hell because I'd never, I had never, when I think about WWE, I think about the line in G.I. Jane where they talk about, you know, you're going to learn to operate at a tempo.
You know, when he's giving that speech about their operational tempo and how hard they're going to work and how fast things are going to come at you. That line, that movie always makes me think about our company and what we do because things change on a dime with us.
I've seen entire shows change at, you know, at 745 and we go on the air. Back in the day, we go live on the air at nine.
I see seen entire shows change at, uh, at, uh, you know, at 745 and we go on the air back in the day, we go live on the air at nine. I've seen the entire show change, you know, 45 minutes an hour before the show starts.
So the idea of coming through the ring and the creativity, uh, that WWE always puts out to try to find a different way to do things, um, was unreal. I remember it was loud under the ring because I was loaded one or two matches before.
So when you're under the ring, the ring's moving. So it's loud in your ear and you've got to pay attention for your cue and know what's going on and the adrenaline.
But it's not like you can be in the back and do jumping jacks or toe touches or something to stretch and warm up. I'm huddled under there.
So your muscles are cramping, your legs are cramping.

It's not comfortable.

It's not like there's a lounge chair and not like horn swoggles under the ring

where he had like a nice little lounge set up.

No, it wasn't like that.

So, but it was a cool experience looking back now to make that kind of dramatic entrance.

And that's one thing that I think our company has always done well on is when they want to feature something and make it special, they find a way to do it. It's pretty cool.
I had one last question. We are in Grit Week, so we're sponsored by Body Armor.
Go to Body Armor, drinkbodyarmor.com. Strawberry Banana is my favorite.
You can find them on Amazon as well. Floyd Mayweather punched you in the nose.
He doesn't punch that hard, does he? Well, he didn't punch me that hard because he was being nice. We did that angle, and I told Floyd before we did it, that he needed to break my nose to get this thing going.
I said, don't put it through the back of my head, but if you don't bust my nose, we're not going to get anywhere with this angle this angle right you got to get it going and I had spent a year boxing and stuff like that so you know I was kind of getting used believe it or not it sounds weird but getting punched in the face every day so it wasn't to me at the time it didn't seem like that big a deal and when you look back at that video and see how Mayweather did it he threw these very solid punches. I didn't want him to hit me hard and break his hand either.

You've got to figure we had a half-a-billion-dollar fighter

that we have doing this angle.

So we have to take care of him, you know, like a Fabergé egg.

And the hardest part with Floyd was just trying to talk him

out of doing crazy stuff because he is such a big fan

and his enthusiasm.

You know, he wanted me to chop him and wanted me to stand on him and and uh but when he threw those punches they were so fast I only counted half of them you know I only hit me like three or four times I think he hit me like seven or eight and then the last one was a little left hook it just went right across my nose and tipped the end of it and uh didn't even really mess up my nose but he made it bleed and did a great job he's such a pro I can't explain how much fun I had working with him and that angle is one of the biggest promotions I've ever done but he understands just like you know Muhammad Ali and all those great guys that understood that fight promotion and that trash talking and that gameplay he understands and was so much fun to work with.

Other than that, he was a pretty chill dude. He really was.
You get him away from the cameras and all that other stuff. He's a very, very chill professional I enjoyed working with.
I love that. I love that your idea of a great time was getting punched in the face seven times and having your nose broken.
That's awesome. Come on, man.
um all going to write an award-winning novel anytime soon. I've got to work with what I've got.
Yes. Well, this has been awesome, man.
We really appreciate it. Everyone check out the Big Show's show on Netflix.
Also, shout out to you because I think wrestling, your entire career, your family, Netflix show, everything everything you've done I think still the pinnacle is you had a cameo in Cisco's thong song which that that should be like that's first ballot hall of fame because that's the first ballot hall of fame song like that is a that's a cultural song that you see it and you're like I know exactly where I was when I first heard that song I can of America loved this song. Yeah, I know.
I can't believe what I got paid to do that. It's ridiculous.
There you go. That was a very cool experience.
And thank you to Cisco for putting me in the song song. I'm a part of music culture now.
Yes. There you go.
That's awesome. All right.
Well, thanks so much, Paul. We really appreciate it, man.
Be well. Appreciate you guys.
Be safe. Thank you for having me.
Thanks, man. Take care.
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Yeah, we did. So it's 930 right now.
You can say that you saw this live. Tell your kids.
It's like seeing Jimi Hendrix at Woodstock. Shout out to everyone who watched the Gritch stream.
It was awesome. Got some acid in my head, Ben.
We're so fucked mentally right now. And we're going to finish the show.
A great show. A great week with the first ever Spongebob table reading done by part of my take with special guest Nick.

Not KB, Nick.

Important distinction there. Confusion sometimes.

People are like, hey, is that that KB guy?

It's like, no, it's Nick.

So, what is the name of this episode?

This is the pizzeria episode.

The pizza delivery episode.

Now, just point of order here.

Are we doing the voices of the actual characters or are we just going free form? What is Spongebob's voice? Bah! What the fuck is that? I gotta do the laughing. Bah! Shit, that was funny, Billy.
What's Squidward? Hurry up with those chairs, spongebob okay billy's actually really good at all these okay um and then what about uh okay i i'm gonna do mine straight i don't know if i do a voice. Give me a voice I could do for Spongebob.

Tony Montana.

Oh, yeah, I could.

Who's the bad guy?

All right, let's do it.

What about Mr. Krabs?

What's that voice?

I hear you.

Okay.

All right.

I'll give it a shot.

All right.

So it's the pizzeria episode.

Squidward is played by me.

Hank.

Mr. Krabs is played by P hank mr krabs is played by pft i'm spongebob uh lyle the fish played by nick my favorite spongebob character too yep and other oh wait pft you play miss you play squidward i'm crabs there's only like two lines for crabs okay i'm squidward all right so pft is squidward good is Squidward.
Good check there, Hank. And Hank will be Mr.
Krabs. All right, let's do it.
So PFT is Squidward. Mm-hmm.
And scene. Who's narrator? Do a narrator voice and then a Squidward voice.
Nick, can you narrate? Sure. All right, Nick will narrate.
The scene starts at the Krusty Krab with SpongeBob cleaning a table. Hurry up with those chairs, SpongeBob.
It's after closing and I'd like to go home. Phone rings.
I got it! I got it! Coming! Leaps for phone, but Squidward answers first. SpongeBob falls to the floor and exclaims, Hello? Sorry, sir.

We're close. Mr.
Krabs snatches phone.

Ahoy there, Krusty Krab.

How can I help you?

Customer explains order over phone.

Pizza?

Eyes turn into dollar signs.

Of course we have pizza.

Mr. Krabs.

That was Patrick Mahomes as Squidward. Hank? Hank's texting while he's...
I see that. I was texting something to PFT.
Our delivery squid will bring it right over. Hangs up.
Mr. Krabs, we don't serve pizza.

Mr. Krabs gets a plate of Krabby Patties and turns it into a pizza.

Then he puts it in a box.

We don't deliver.

We don't deliver.

Gives Squidward the pizza.

But you do.

Can't you just get

SpongeBob to do it?

Great idea. Take him with you.

SpongeBob

sneaks over, smiling big.

That's not what I had in mind.

Front end, check.

Antenna.

Touches the boat antenna, making it vibrate. Check.
Bumper. Check.
Bumper sticker. Bumper sticker says, I break for sea urchins.
Check. Uncaps the tire pressure and puts his mouth on it, causing him to inflate like a balloon and talk in a squeaky high-pitched voice while he is now the size of a giant parade balloon.
Tire pressure! Blows out the rest of the pressure in Squidward's face, returning him to his normal size and voice. Check.
Vehicle inspection complete. We're really making history here, Squidward.
That lucky customer is going to get the first Krabby Patty pizza ever. Good.
Then you drive. Tosses his hat away.
I can't. I'm still in boating school.

Come on, Spongebob. It's just

around the corner. This is so bad.

Well, yeah, but...

Just do what you do in school.

Well, okay. Wait, wait.

Don't tell me. Back it up.
Huh?

Back it up. Right back

it up?

Turns to move the

thing shifts out. Back it up.
Okay, okay. Shift it into reverse, SpongeBob.
Reverse? Oh, yeah, reverse. SpongeBob imagines the words forward and backward turning into Korean characters.
Back it up. Shifts gears.
Backing up. Backing up! Backs up really fast.

What is going on?

Give me the wheel, SpongeBob.

Give me the wheel.

Oh, fuck.

This is so bad.

Backing up!

Backing up!

Backing up!

They go over a bumpy area with rocks, and then they spin around and around and around,

screaming. The next morning, the boat goes over five hills.
Backing up! Backing up! Backing up! Boat stops with no fuel left. Backing up! Well, you backed up, and you know what? I think we're out of gas.
And you know what else? We're in the middle of nowhere! And you know what else? I think the pizza's getting cold! And cold oh the pizza's cold not the pizza oh how could it get any worse oh time out i think it might get worse kicks boat and the boat's gasoline becomes full again and it drives away in the distance without them well we can still deliver that foot. Squidward narrows his eyes.

Later, both walk on the sand.

Oh, oh, oh.

Singing.

The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.

The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza. By the way, people are saying I have a terrible Spongebob impression.

I don't even know what he fucking sounds like. I've never seen an episode in my life.
Give me another Squidward line real quick. And my feet are killing me.
You guys have to switch. You have to go towards what Big Cat's going on.
So I'm going high. Yeah, you need a nasally.
Gotcha. All right, all right.
I'm resetting my Squidward. I was adrift for a while there.
Like nasally. How do that again? Do that again, Billy.
Billy. SpongeBob.
Okay. And my feet are killing me.
Whoa. Trips over SpongeBob who is lying on the ground.
It's an old pioneer trick. SpongeBob, what are you doing? I saw it in a movie once.
Shh, shh, shh. It's working.
SpongeBob, this is no time for... Shh, shh, shh.
It's working. What is it? Truck! Sixty wheels! Now I can show you how the pioneers hitchhiked! Starts dancing in the road while wearing a hat.
Whee! Squidward sits on a rock while playing with a wooden spoon. Crash and crash and break dancers! Honks his truck.
He's stopping! He's stopping! Squidward realizes he's not stopping and grabs SpongeBob out of the way, where they are covered in sand thanks to the truck. Squidward narrows his eyes at the smiling SpongeBob.
Wait, time out. Is there an actual song? The song? The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me.
You were so fucking pissed at me that I messed it up. I don't know what it is.
The crusty crab pizza is the pizza for you and me. I like your version better, actually.
Yeah, just freestyle. It's more of a shanty.
All right. What am I doing? Where are we? He's not.
No, he's. Oh.
The crusty crab pizza is the pizza for you and me. The crustyrab Pizza.
The wind blows on Squidward's nose, making it touch his face so he puts it down, only for it to touch his face again so he puts it in his mouth. Is the pizza free delivery? The Krusty Krab Pizza.
Is the pizza very tasty? SpongeBob gets carried around in the air by the huge winds. Will you let go of that stupid pizza, right? Still being carried around in the air.
I can't. It's for the customer.
Who cares about the customer? I do. Well, I don't.
Wind stops and SpongeBob gasps. Squidward! Starts flying again.
Let go of that pizza! No! Runs over Squidward. Ow! Holding SpongeBob's legs.
SpongeBob, let go of that pizza! Now it's for the customer! SpongeBob, let go of the pizza! Now! Dude, I don't know what we're doing. I did say that I thought it was going to get worse, and it has gotten worse from that moment.
Hang on to the pizza! Tornado spits them both out.

SpongeBob uses the pizza as a parachute

but Squidward falls hard onto the ground.

Hey! Hey!

Crawls up to the screen.

Where's the road? Where's the road?

A tumbleweed rolls by.

We're doomed! How are we gonna get home?

Which way do we go?

SpongeBob lands.

What are we going to do now?

There's no road here.

I think the town's this way.

Oh, don't tell me.

Jethro, the pioneers?

That's right.

Points to a mossy rock.

Moss always points to civilization.

That way?

That way there?

SpongeBob nods.

So let me get this straight.

You think we should go that way?

Yep.

Well then, I'm going this way.

Huh? Squid? Wait! I don't think... Trust me, I know where I'm going.

Pans out to show another city in the other direction.

The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza absolutely pizza. Later, Spongebob is walking backwards.
I want to note that the script said starts beatboxing, so that's what Big Cat was doing right there. Pizza! There it is.
Later, Spongebob is walking backwards. SpongeBob pants almost split in two and move up and down simultaneously as he continues to beatbox.
Still, later. Crusty Crab Pizza is the pizza gear for you and me.
Crab Pizza for you. Crust, the crushy, and the crab, and the pizza inside.
Later, they are both lying face down in the sand. Sponge, we gotta eat something.
I heard in times of hardship the pioneers would eat coral. Squidward eats some coral.
No, maybe it wasn't coral. Squidward spits out the coral.
Maybe it was sand. No, no, no, mud.
Give me the pizza. Wait, I remember now.
It was coral.

Give it to me.

No, we promised it's for the customer.

Fancy music plays.

You're right. It's for the customer.

Yeah.

Well, maybe we better check on it. Make sure it's okay.

Well...

Just a peek?

Opens box.

He shuts it quickly.

Okay, it's fine.

No, no, I think I saw something. Opens box.
Oh, no, I was wrong. It looks okay.
Sure is a fine-looking pizza. Yeah.
What's that? Is that the cheese? Yeah. And the pepperoni? Yeah.
SpongeBob slurps.

It looks good, huh?

Snaps out of it.

Wait a second.

I know what you're trying to do, Squidward.

Closes box.

I'm not letting you eat the pizza.

Give me the pizza.

No.

Don't make me taken away from you, SpongeBob. Get away.

Chases SpongeBob.

Get back here, SpongeBob. Give me the pizza.
No. SpongeBob.
No. SpongeBob.
No. Wait.
No. No.
Runs into Squidward. I want that pizza, and you're going to hand it over one way or another.
Look, we're saved. Sir, we're saved.
Now give me some pizza. No, really, Squid.
We're saved. We're saved.
We're saved.

He jumps in and out of his pants.

Will you cook out?

To a conga beat.

Save, save, save, save, save, save, save.

Save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save.

Rips himself apart, then two parts go in circles, and then they connect again.

SpongeBob starts doing a conga dance.

Save, save, save, save, save, save!

Save, save, save, save, save, save, save!

Save, save, save, save, save, save!

We are saved!

That's just a stupid boulder.

It's not just a boulder.

It's a rock!

A rock!

A rock!

It's a big, beautiful old rock!

Climbs up it and rubs it.

Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles, and it's in great shape. SpongeBob, will you forget the stupid pioneers? Have you ever noticed that there are none of them left? That's because there were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral, and took directions from algae.
And now, you're telling the man that they thought they could drive?

SpongeBob runs over Squidward with the boulder.

Rocks?

Hold on there, Jethro.

They stop outside the customer's house.

I can't wait to see the look on our customer's face.

Tring.

Lyle is from Liverpool, England.

Okay, perfect.

Yeah.

I can't do that. Congratulations, sir.
Your Krabby Pizza is here. I can't do a Liverpool accent.
Yeah, you got it. Well, thanks, bro.
Well, thanks. I've been dying for one of these.
I can't do accents. Oh, my God.
Well, thanks, bro. I've been dying for one of these.
I can't wait to see the look on our customer's face.

Ding dong.

Congratulations, sir.

Your Krabby Patty pizza's here.

Wow, thanks.

I've been dying for one of these.

Where's my drink?

What drink?

My drink.

My Diet Dr. Kelp.

Don't tell me you forgot my drink.

But you didn't order any.

How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?

But, but't order any. How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink? But, but, but...
Tears start rolling down his face. Didn't you ever think of the customer? Throws the pizza at SpongeBob's face.
You call yourself a delivery boy? Well, I ain't buying. Slams the door.
SpongeBob goes over to Squidward, smiling and trying not to cry. Sponge! Sponge! It's okay! Sponge! SpongeBob drops the pizza, falls over, starts sobbing, and absorbs his tears over and over.
Sponge! Squidward gets angry, grabs the pizza, stomps towards the customer's house, and pounds on the door. Another one? Look, I told your little friend I ain't paying for that.
You Scottish now? Yeah, I switched it up. Okay, cool.
Well, this one's on the house! Slams the pizza box in the orange fish's face. Did he change his mind? He sure did.
Ate the whole thing in one bite. No drink? Nah.
Now take me home. Jumps on the rock.
Are you kidding? We have just enough time to make it back to work! Backs up the rock where they are instantly at the Krusty Krab. Work! Screen cuts to black.
Oh, my aching tentacles! Baaah! Wow! Let's run it back. Let's do it backwards.
Oh, fuck. What an experience that was.
I got to watch some SpongeBob to try to figure out his voice. You know what? After reading through that, I can see what Jim Harbaugh loves about him.
Yes. Simple.
He's a hard worker. He's enthusiastic.
Yes. All right.
That is our show. We will see everyone on Monday.
We have a great, great interview with a longtime AWL fan favorite recurring guest, CJ McCollum from The Bubble. So we'll see you then.
Love you guys. Billy.
Billy. Give me your monologue.
Well, I've been up for about 28 hours now. I got up at 6.30 on Wednesday morning.
It is now Thursday at 9.48. Through this time, I pushed myself to my physical and mental limitations.
I ran 26.2 miles in under 8 hours with brakes. My gooch is extremely chafed uh my eyes keep twitching i don't know what is happening and i think i can start to see sounds love you guys