Jay Glazer, Corona Quarantine, NFL Free Agency And Love Is Blind Recap (Eps 1-5)

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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take, we have Jay Glazer in studio. We

Speaker 1 did it a few days ago, about a week ago. Great interview.

Speaker 1 I don't think we actually said anything that would be ruined topically by the NFL, except for the fact that the CBA has been signed, which we will get to that.

Speaker 2 And he gave us his hot tips on where Tom Brady is actually going to land, so be sure to listen to him, make some guarantees.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes. We have that.
We have coronavirus has taken over the world and our lives have changed, and we will discuss that. We have who's back of the week.

Speaker 1 We have a recap of Love is Blind, episodes one through five, the show that we all are going to watch during this coronavirus quarantine and we're all going to hate.

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Speaker 2 How's your bracket looking, big cash?

Speaker 1 The brackets are out. I am, listen.

Speaker 1 We got a lot to get to, but I'll just say this. I was

Speaker 1 so sad so many different times this weekend, just thinking every two hours I'd be like, oh, this is

Speaker 1 the Big Ten semifinal is about to start. Oh, the Big East Championship is about to start.

Speaker 2 The SEC championship game is happening right now in Greensboro.

Speaker 1 Oh, Kentucky's about to play in the SEC championship game. Oh,

Speaker 1 they're about to play the Big Ten Championship game, and the winner's going to sit there with the trophy and wait for the brackets to come out.

Speaker 2 This weekend is the weekend that you always just turn on your television, you leave it on for 48 hours, and you just hear the squeaking of shoes non-stop. And we missed out on that.

Speaker 2 Actually, if they'd played the tournaments with no fans, the squeaking of shoes would have been incredible. Yes.
And you could hear like the coaches cussing out the refs. It would be great.

Speaker 2 It'd be like a Gallagher performance in the front row getting splashed with Sean Miller's sweat through your television.

Speaker 1 There was a moment on Saturday where I was like, I just don't know if I'm going to make it. I don't know if I have the fight in me.
I don't know if I have the fight in me to fight this no sports.

Speaker 1 We're not even talking about the coronavirus right now. Just the no sports.
I don't know if I have the fight. We'll find out.
It's going to be a daily struggle.

Speaker 1 I said to you guys before this show, I think it will get better after two weeks when we aren't in the March madness zone.

Speaker 1 But Thursday morning, I'm going to need you all to text me and check in, check in with your friends, make sure they're okay because that's going to be a tough one for me to wake up.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I've officially lifted the ban on Sober October until the tournament starts. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 Yeah, if there's a time where we will need alcohol as a society, it's right now.

Speaker 2 I can't imagine getting through this next couple weeks without sports sober the entire time. But you know what? This is where they separate the men from the boys.
We persevere.

Speaker 2 Actually, in this case, it's better to be a boy than like a very full-grown

Speaker 1 and an older man. I also keep going back to this.
We will someday look back and be like, hey, remember the year where we just didn't have March Madness? That put everything into perspective.

Speaker 1 That the perspective being we need March Madness so, so badly to survive.

Speaker 2 It is the odds of March today, too. It's the 15th.
So can I

Speaker 2 16th?

Speaker 1 Well, it's the 15th right now. Sixth time for people to be able to do it.

Speaker 2 Can I brighten your day? Well, Hank's going to edit this together real quick and get it out before midnight. On the 15th.
Yeah, on the 15th. I'll brighten your day real quick.
NFL Free Agency.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 So it turns out you don't need to be able to travel to places to be like, yeah, that guy who I have all this film on, he's good. I want to give him millions of dollars to play for my team.

Speaker 2 You can do that via, it's like telehealth. It's incredible what we've done with it.

Speaker 1 It's great that the NFL was like, hey, the whole world is shutting down. Here's our opportunity to basically dominate every single storyline.

Speaker 1 And I actually do appreciate it because, like I said on Friday, we need Tom Brady to wait as long as possible. He needs to draw this thing out.

Speaker 1 We need a situation where we can have something to talk about every single day

Speaker 1 because eventually we're going to get to like

Speaker 1 You know, some team signed

Speaker 1 like a linebacker that no one ever saw play and try to talk yourself into that being a big time, like Nick Kukowski, the Bears probably aren't going to re-sign him.

Speaker 1 That's going to be a big free agency story in three weeks.

Speaker 2 Can we think about

Speaker 2 how all the team owners, all the agents out there, their sole focus right now is on football. There's absolutely nothing else going on.

Speaker 2 I predict that just out of sheer boredom from some of these owners and GMs, there are going to be some crazy trades that happen or some crazy signing that you don't necessarily think would happen, but they're just going to happen because the other owners and the other GMs are just like, we need some action going on.

Speaker 2 I'm bored. Let's fucking pick up the phone and make some weird arrangements.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the Jets and the Colts, I feel like, are the two teams that are going to be like, we need to, and the Redskins. And

Speaker 1 we need to win the coronavirus quarantine.

Speaker 2 We're going to win this offseason. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because it is the most important offseason that has ever taken place in NFL history.

Speaker 2 If you need a leader who is an expert on how to deal with infectious disease outbreaks in your locker room, Greg Schiano, he can be had. Just make a phone call to Rutgers.
He's got Rutgers on.

Speaker 2 He's got Rutgers on quarantine. Greg Siano is the leader that we need to lead us through this dark period.
Him and Coach O, who gave a great public service announcement.

Speaker 2 And it's like, I think he just killed the coronavirus.

Speaker 1 It was the first time I felt like, hey, you know what? We're going to be okay. When he demonstrates,

Speaker 2 he demonstrated the dab cough. Yes.
The only concern was he did not end it with Go Tigers.

Speaker 1 So I heard through our sources that he might have said go tigers immediately after off-camera. Okay.
To kind of end it, but knowing the moment, because Coach O knows the moment.

Speaker 1 He's not going to say go tigers on a very serious issue, but he might have turned to our friend and said go tigers just so that it was officially

Speaker 1 that statement is stamped. It's almost like the notary public, like boom.
That's like, yeah, like when we're doing interviews, you're like, do I need to clap? And I say no. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And you go three, two, one. Yeah, so he did the Go Tigers off screen.
So it is officially, that is in the

Speaker 1 Library of Congress or wherever they keep everything.

Speaker 2 Every Twitter video. Yes.

Speaker 1 I'm sure that has been documented. It will go to Mars when we send all of the best best parts of our society.

Speaker 2 That's it.

Speaker 2 I need Odell Beckham Jr. to just wander through every emergency room in Ohio just handing doctors $100 bills.
He should do it. Just tip him.

Speaker 1 He should do it. So actually, Odell Beckham, like, he, we talked about Rudy Gobert on Friday, but he definitely would have been the Rudy Gobert of NFL.

Speaker 2 You think he would have gotten the coronavirus?

Speaker 1 Well, and he would have done something stupid beforehand.

Speaker 2 He's probably, yeah, he would have gone on a boat and taken a cruise. He would have gone to Yacht Week and taken a cruise off the coast of Italy and brought it back.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 he would have caught caught a touchdown and put on a mask and gloves and been like, wait, where'd you get that? Like, actually, I just got it from the training staff who got it from a hospital.

Speaker 1 Whoops, now I have coronavirus.

Speaker 2 He definitely would play with a Supreme branded surgical mask underneath his helmet and get fined for it. Yes.

Speaker 1 All right, so free agency. It's starting it Wednesday, but that means it really starts on Monday.

Speaker 2 Legal tampering starts at noon.

Speaker 1 We did have news, though. Ryan Tannehill got paid, and it was.

Speaker 1 I'm very happy that when we have these weird times that no one knows what's going on, we can always still have the same reaction to mediocre quarterbacks getting a lot of money and everyone flipping out, and then them showing the actual deal.

Speaker 1 And it's like, oh, it's like a two-year deal for

Speaker 2 which is still a lot of money.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but when you throw in the signing bone, it's like, eh,

Speaker 1 I actually think, and, and. Whenever this happens, I learned my lesson when Jay Cutler signed a seven-year deal and everyone made fun of me

Speaker 1 and everyone made fun of the bears across the country, and like seven years? And you're like, no, you don't understand. It's a three-year deal.
It's a three-year deal.

Speaker 2 It's like when the KHL signed Kovalchuck to like a 25-year deal for like $100 million.

Speaker 1 Right. Well, those are guaranteed.
So those are a little different. But in the KHL? Oh, not the KHL.
Well, the KHL, I don't know how they work their guarantees.

Speaker 2 I think it's just like if Putin likes you, he gives you that credit card.

Speaker 1 It depends on the oil or oligarchy that's running your team.

Speaker 1 But so I actually don't hate this deal. And everyone flipped out because they saw four years, $118 million.
That is always

Speaker 1 just a PSA for free agency. The first numbers that are reported are always the agent numbers.
The agent gets their flex. The agent can go around and be like, I got Ryan Tanniel $118 million.

Speaker 1 How it actually works out is he's getting 17.5 this year, 24.5 next year, 29 in 2022, but they can cut him in 2021 if they want to.

Speaker 1 And then 27.5 in 2023. It's a two-year deal.

Speaker 2 If it gets to the fourth year, they're going to restructure it.

Speaker 2 It's essentially they've franchise tagged Ryan Tannehill for two years on this and probably saved a little bit of money on a two-year franchise tag.

Speaker 2 So it's not bad because Tannehill, you know, he is who he is by this point.

Speaker 2 Ryan Tannehill is exactly the type of quarterback that Mike Vrabel likes. The guy that's just going to do barely enough to not fuck things up.
Yes. And

Speaker 2 hopefully a little bit extra. He had a couple games this year that he actually threw the ball really, really well.

Speaker 1 Yo, he was great.

Speaker 2 But overall, Ryan Tannehill is going to be like a slightly above-average quarterback, and you can win with Ryan Tannehill if you've got Derrick Henry coming back on a tag and a good defense.

Speaker 1 That's the important part, what you just said, because it's not, everyone will say to themselves, well, Ryan Tannehill just got franchise tag for two years, but he didn't because the Titans get to keep their franchise tag.

Speaker 1 And this move, to me, is in conjunction with keeping Derrick Henry. Because if you didn't do this, you probably wouldn't have paid Ryan.
You know, you wouldn't be able to franchise tag.

Speaker 1 You wouldn't be able to use that as leverage for Derrick Henry. And Ryan Tannehill, he played well enough this past year.

Speaker 1 I mean, he won two road playoff games against, you know, the Patriots and the Ravens.

Speaker 2 So I think he threw like a grand total of

Speaker 1 10 passes in the middle. It doesn't matter.
Joe Flacco. Although Joe Flacco

Speaker 1 played out of that bad analogy, no, but he's still

Speaker 1 bad cat. No, he still was.

Speaker 1 He still was every. He's the quarterback.

Speaker 1 It's the same thing where you have to have everything around you great to be good. You have everything around you to be great.
Listen, great to be good.

Speaker 2 Joe Flacco's postseason, that one

Speaker 2 was incredible.

Speaker 1 It was incredible. Tannehill is good.
But he wasn't, he was not better than...

Speaker 2 Joe Flacco was a friend of mine. Ryan Tannehill is no Joe Flacco.

Speaker 1 Joe Flacco was not a franchise quarterback that deserved that kind of money, but when you are good right before you need to get paid, you kind of have to take the gamble on it.

Speaker 2 Timing is 90% of life, and with Ryan Tannehill, he gives a lot of hope to a lot of people out there that are average at their jobs, get hot at the right time, and then absolutely cash the contract.

Speaker 2 Correct.

Speaker 1 So in that respect, he is Joe Flacker.

Speaker 2 And he's done it twice.

Speaker 1 Right. In that respect, he is Joe Flacker.

Speaker 2 He got actually better at getting contracts than Joe Flacker. This is the second big contract that he's had, in addition to that, that first-round draft pick contract that he had way back in the day.

Speaker 2 He was like, he's made a shitload of money. His wife is going to get to buy a ton more AR-15s to lose in the backseat of rental cars.
It's just a win-win for the Tannehill House.

Speaker 1 He was statistically the best quarterback in the NFL past, like, when he started for the Titans for the rest of the season. Like, I'm just talking about statistically now.

Speaker 1 Like, obviously, Patrick Mahomes got hurt and was out for a little bit, but he was incredible for that run. And guess what? You got to take the risk that he's going to still be that guy.

Speaker 2 He is now officially the highest-paid wide receiver in the NFL history.

Speaker 1 There we go. Perfect.
Ryan Tannehill. So that's basically the news.
So with Ryan Tannell.

Speaker 2 When Tannehill signed this contract.

Speaker 1 The Sex Patriots re-signed Devin McCordy. They were going to be able to do that.
Oh, and Matthew Sladex.

Speaker 2 Oh, nice. The twins are staying together.
But with Tannehill signing this contract with Tennessee, it is also another domino that falls in the Tom Brady saga. Yes.

Speaker 2 And the 49ers said that they were not interested in Tom Brady.

Speaker 1 Wait, breaking news, breaking news.

Speaker 1 Breaking news, breaking news.

Speaker 1 I just got a text from our friend John Rostein.

Speaker 1 A few good men is on BBC right now. Okay.
I thought that was about to be Brady breaking good news.

Speaker 1 It's just

Speaker 1 if you were somehow listening to us live right now, a few good men's on.

Speaker 2 You can't handle the truth.

Speaker 1 My favorite people in the entire world

Speaker 2 are the people that see jack nicholson's character and they're like yeah that's that's a good motherfucker that's what i want to base my leadership style off of uh but yeah so brady is time breaking moves brought to you by chocolate there you go

Speaker 1 good job all right brady's not going to

Speaker 2 turn down by both the titans and the 49ers you have to wonder what down what toll this is taking on tom brady's psyche to not be the most wanted girl at the dance anymore hank it's gonna

Speaker 1 to him it's just gonna fuel his fire people think he's washed up they think he doesn't have it anymore He's not worth the money. So this entire

Speaker 1 APC was basically just like going back in time and being the 199th pick again. Pretty much.
I like that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that is actually a good motor. He should do an updated picture of himself wearing underwear, standing in front of a whiteboard.

Speaker 1 And it's not like a Dwayne Wade situation where the Patriots, the Patriots are going to pay him good money. Yeah, they will, unless the Bucs, who seem to be the last.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 I don't see if it's anywhere even remotely close. Like, the Bucs would have to overpay him so, so, so much for him to go there.

Speaker 2 But there's no state income tax there.

Speaker 1 I don't think he can. Do you think Hank.

Speaker 2 But you were just talking about they'd have to pay him more money. That would be a significant.
That would be like

Speaker 1 10% more money.

Speaker 1 Every dollar counts. Yeah.
But do you want to live in Tampa Bay during a recession?

Speaker 1 Would you rather live in Tampa, Florida, or

Speaker 2 Boston?

Speaker 1 You can be the king. Boston.
Of Tampa. The king of Tampa gets all the strippers.

Speaker 2 Yeah. He'd be hanging out with Hulk Hogan.

Speaker 2 And if I'm Tom Brady's agent, Don Yee, I would absolutely make the case that Tom Brady is probably the least likely quarterback to contract the coronavirus because he drinks so much water.

Speaker 2 And he's elongated his, he's trained his DNA to elongate when it gets attacked by the coronavirus.

Speaker 1 Hank, are you

Speaker 1 there a world that you think they said that the Titans were never fully interested outside of a couple casual conversations?

Speaker 1 Do you think if that video doesn't go live where it shows Julian Edelman and Tom Brady FaceTiming with Mike Rabel, that he might have signed with the Titans, Titans, but they were like, well, now it's going to be tampering, so we can't do it.

Speaker 1 No. Okay, next question.
Just ask you highlights. Do you think

Speaker 1 there's any truth to the rumor that he wanted to go to the 49ers? The 49ers said no to him.

Speaker 1 No, I think he's not going to be able to do it. That seems crazy to me because the 49ers have...

Speaker 2 They can walk away from Jimmy G if they wanted to. Well, I think it's not that crazy because Kyle Shanahan doesn't need a big shot quarterback to win.
Like, his system is so good. Right.

Speaker 2 That remember when Nick Mullins came in a couple years ago?

Speaker 1 And they went won two games? Yeah. But still,

Speaker 1 Mullins played well. Correct.

Speaker 2 Better than you would think, especially for some guy that was coming off the street essentially.

Speaker 2 So his system is good enough where you don't have to be a superstar to be effective and to make the offense work. Jimmy Garoppolo wasn't great this year and they got to the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 But I think you probably win the Super Bowl with Tom Brady.

Speaker 2 Now, that's an interesting question.

Speaker 1 I agree. I think they would have won that Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 And Flash fly forever.

Speaker 2 But Hank, what if it was Tom Brady and the 49ers against Jimmy G and the Patriots?

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Freaky Friday. Jimmy G and the Patriots would win that game.

Speaker 2 Exactly. So that's my point.

Speaker 1 And then you would be like, fuck, Jimmy G is a Super Bowl-winning quarterback. Yeah, but at that point, Brady would be gone.

Speaker 1 So it's like we're in an alternate reality where it's like we're moving forward without a Brady-less universe, but that's not going to happen.

Speaker 1 I would imagine this news today makes you feel more confident. I have never not been confident.
I don't know how many times I have to say that. I will not be worried.

Speaker 1 I'm not concerned until the season starts or there's anything

Speaker 1 other than fucking Jeff Darlington being like, oh, no, he's definitely in the league.

Speaker 1 I'm not worried. Get him, Hank.
I'm not worried. Hey, not worried.
As a podcast, we've always said he's going back to the Patriots. The Bucks, the Bucks.

Speaker 2 Helps us. What about the Colts?

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 no, no. Bruce Arians, quarterback whispers.
Never.

Speaker 2 If Brady is real pissed off, you saw this. He would definitely go to the Colts and just piss him off.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but

Speaker 1 he hates the Colts too. Like, they did that the Brady and Payton thing.
He was still chirping him about them pumping in noise. Stephen Che,

Speaker 1 that shit is not, he holds that in his mind.

Speaker 2 Also, the Colts snitched on him him for deflating the filter

Speaker 1 stephen che uh did say who is the our colleague and number one bucks fan in the entire world said tomorrow's a big day for him brady and then equal sign uh the forward arrow whatever greater than to the bucks

Speaker 2 so he's basically saying it's happening well i i had a source excuse me leroy had a source with the bucks

Speaker 2 that uh he had a physical that was going to be scheduled in tampa bay on monday if that happens the world canceled canceled that.

Speaker 1 The Rona?

Speaker 2 Well, we don't know if he canceled because of the Rona or if he canceled because he was no longer interested in the Buccaneers.

Speaker 1 If he goes to the Bucs, the world is ending.

Speaker 2 Bubba just coughed.

Speaker 1 Dude, I told you, the world's... Bubba, should we talk about that real quick?

Speaker 2 Let's just put it this way. We were discussing before the show that the shaming of youths across America going out to bars over the weekend is actually a good thing.

Speaker 1 It's good that it's bad that people went out this weekend, but it's good that they did because the messaging has been so bad about coronavirus that finally I think people are waking up and being like, oh, this is serious.

Speaker 1 Let's take it seriously.

Speaker 2 This is the world that we live in in 2020 where it's more of a threat to kids, the fact that they might get shamed online and dragged than it is that they might get sick and then kill their grandparents.

Speaker 2 It's like, okay, I can deal with losing Nana, but on the other hand,

Speaker 2 if my clout,

Speaker 2 if I lose followers over this, that's probably worse.

Speaker 1 The boomer remover might take away my grandparents.

Speaker 2 It's going viral in all the worst ways.

Speaker 1 Could you imagine if people stop watching my TikToks? Yeah. Can't have that.
This is the oldest we've ever sounded.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 I actually understand what we're saying.

Speaker 1 I actually do think it's good that, like, it's obviously bad that people didn't take it seriously because you look at Italy and you're like, whoop, that looks like us right now.

Speaker 1 But it does feel like everyone has finally woken up to it and been like, this might be different than the ones in the past. Let's start taking precautions.

Speaker 1 Let's Let's practice social distancing, which I have been practicing ever since I moved to the city of New York City. I was just like, I haven't been going out forever.

Speaker 1 So I'm good at social distancing. What do you think people should be doing? Like watching Netflix, Love is Blind.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Video games.

Speaker 2 So there needs to be some sort of live sports on television because that's going to help so much with social distancing.

Speaker 2 If we can just watch a game at night as opposed to going out somewhere, more people will take the easy way out and be be like yep you know what i'm not leaving my couch do you know what we should bring back see a chug send a chug

Speaker 1 wasn't that a thing like five years ago did you send a chug to someone on face time no you no on snapchat i think it was snapchat but you also do it on twitter snapchat i just chug and then you got a chug but we're never getting near each other yeah but then you got a viral and once you get drunk you want to go out yeah okay so maybe it's just see one chug send one chug okay yeah i could get down with that or we got to make something that makes it cool to be inside okay here's what it is i'm ready for this.

Speaker 2 This is actually what I've been preparing for for a year, unintentionally. You remember when I went to Hong Kong and I met all those teens?

Speaker 2 I'm not talking about that part. When I went to Hong Kong and I hung out with those teens in that park,

Speaker 2 and that one drunk teen was like, No, I'm Siebs, bro. And I was like, What's what do you mean? It's Siebs.
It's an acronym that stands for can't even be fucked. Meaning, like, I'm just going to chill.

Speaker 2 I'm Siebs on my couch.

Speaker 1 The CDC needs to encourage America's youths to just be Siebs.

Speaker 2 We're Siebs. That's what we're doing.
It's not quarantining. It's not social distancing.
America, you're just Siebs right now.

Speaker 1 Are you worried at all that when you tried to make Siebs a thing, it didn't catch on the first time? No, it did.

Speaker 2 Just amongst much younger and cooler people than we.

Speaker 1 Not in America.

Speaker 2 Yeah, not in America.

Speaker 1 It's already global.

Speaker 1 We just need to make it viral. No pun intended here.

Speaker 2 Like, let's practice. Big cow, you want to come out on Friday? We're going to head to a rooftop bar and bump and grind on each other.
No, I got a nine-month-old dude. Okay.
So, what does that mean?

Speaker 2 Are you coming out?

Speaker 1 No, I'm going to be hanging with him.

Speaker 2 What does hanging with Big Kid mean?

Speaker 1 Just say Seebs.

Speaker 2 I'm Siebs.

Speaker 1 Wait, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 I'm Siebs. Oh, that sounds cool as fuck, big cat.
What does Siebs mean?

Speaker 1 It means you just have a kid and you hang out with them.

Speaker 2 All right, cool. Me too.
I'm Siebs this weekend, also. See, that's pretty awesome.
How do you do, fellow kids? We're Siebsy.

Speaker 1 We're Siebs. We're just all going to be dads by Siebin.

Speaker 2 Just invent that you have a child that you have to take care of.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a great excuse. It's a great excuse.
So, yeah, we need to make

Speaker 1 quarantining cool. So, we got to figure out a way to

Speaker 1 just have every all the kids be like, hey, this is cool, actually, to not go out. Do you think it's going to happen? Seems, bro.
We're just going to have to shut everything down. Yep.

Speaker 1 Everything's getting shut down. Yep.

Speaker 2 There's going to be a lot of corona babies in about nine months.

Speaker 1 Shutting the whole fucking thing down. Imagine if that was, that would actually be so awesome if all the like 20-year-olds just had kids.
It's going to happen.

Speaker 2 It's absolutely happening. In a recession.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Nine months.

Speaker 1 And their parents are dead from coronavirus.

Speaker 2 They're going to be a lot of

Speaker 1 Pragos

Speaker 1 at the Thanksgiving

Speaker 1 this year.

Speaker 2 Last week of November, first week of December 2020, shitload of kids are going to get born. And you know what? The stores are going to run out of condoms.

Speaker 2 People are going to run out of their prescription for birth control.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Who's using condoms? It's coming.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Stores are already out of magnums, which has really impacted me. Yeah, so I'm probably going to have a kid soon.

Speaker 1 So, alright, so yeah, Rona, stay inside.

Speaker 2 Stay inside.

Speaker 1 I don't know what we might have to, we might be skipping to Skype shows soon.

Speaker 2 Snapple bottle. Yours is? No, I'm just saying.
My dick is like a snappy.

Speaker 2 No, I'm just saying, like, Magnums are already sold out. There's a shortage.
Right. Ironically.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 2 Magnums. You have them all.
I stockpiled them.

Speaker 1 All of them.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I am that hoarder with

Speaker 1 an entire

Speaker 2 garage just filled with MagnumCon.

Speaker 1 It is fascinating to watch the human nature at work with this entire thing where people still go out and then that one guy in Tennessee who hoarded everything and thought he was just being entrepreneur.

Speaker 1 It's like, what the fuck? What is your problem?

Speaker 2 You're actively killing people.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, I'm just, no, I'm just

Speaker 1 a little bit of a diverse similar. Yeah.
Yeah, no, it is. Yeah.

Speaker 1 If you look at it in a big picture thing. Yeah, we don't have to go down that road.
No, we don't.

Speaker 2 We do have a chart, though.

Speaker 1 I saw the chart on Friday. We have a chart.

Speaker 1 So I feel like I know this sounds very stupid but the minute you put a chart in my face that's like yes no do you have coronavirus yes go to the hospital no you're cool to just chill i'm like you know what i think we got this thing handled and and no big deal but uh president trump art of the deal the fuck out of google He just he said they're going to build us a website using 1700 engineers.

Speaker 1 And Google was like, well, no.

Speaker 1 And then they're like, okay, I guess, yeah, I guess we have to. I guess we have to because everyone's going to shame us now.
Yeah. It's part of the deal.

Speaker 2 I said earlier, it's like the Scotts Tots episode, except it actually worked. He just declared something that he wanted to happen, and then eventually it did happen.

Speaker 1 So we're going to be okay.

Speaker 1 Should we do some Who's Back of the Week? By the way, barstoolgold.com slash PMT if you want to watch it.

Speaker 2 So we're going to say, say what you want about Donald Trump, but what he did was he designed. an effective website in his own brain.
He's like, what would be good to have?

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, a site that people can see if they're sick or not, and then they can get get immediately tested and get directed to a testing clinic.

Speaker 2 He made all that up in his brain and said it was going to

Speaker 2 have just designed. Yeah,

Speaker 1 he should learn to code. Yes, he is.

Speaker 1 He is the guy. He is basically Steve Jobs.
Yeah, that's no different. Bill Gates, Tim Apple.
Tim Apple, he's all those guys. Pets.com.
More pets.com, probably. Yeah.
Than anything.

Speaker 1 All right, Hank, go ahead. Who's back of the week? My Who's Back of the Week is my Fire Game of Thrones takes.
Yes.

Speaker 1 So I was was doing nothing this weekend.

Speaker 1 Good job, Hank. Tried to watch Love is Blind.

Speaker 1 Couldn't really do it. Was thinking of something else to watch.
Thought about Game of Thrones. Was like, fuck that.

Speaker 1 And so I tweeted that the A season was so insultingly bad that people are about to be locked in their houses for weeks on end and no one's going to rewatch Game of Thrones.

Speaker 1 Someone screenshotted it, put it on Reddit, and now it's like the number two trending topic on Reddit.

Speaker 2 Here's my thing is I never watched Game of Thrones except for the last season.

Speaker 2 I watched the recap twice, the 15-minute 15-minute recap, so I can go back and watch Game of Thrones for the first time, which I'm looking like a genius for not having watched it two years ago.

Speaker 1 Yes, I'm legit jealous.

Speaker 1 I'm not, though. That's kind of my point, though, where it's like, I guess, and I don't know.
It's one of those things.

Speaker 2 You loved the show.

Speaker 1 I love the show. I re-watch it like three or four times before the season end, but it's like you re-watch it, and the things that you like about it, you're like, oh, I wonder what's going to happen.

Speaker 1 I wonder what's going to happen. Pretend it never works.
When you know what happens at the end, and it's so bad, and nothing pays off, it just, it sucks.

Speaker 1 Like, I re-watched Narcos. Good show.
First two seasons of the show. Good show.
Because it ended, you're like, oh, I know it's a good one. A lot of reading, though.
Yeah, but I didn't mind that. Okay.

Speaker 1 I bought a book. You did? Yeah.
What did you do with it? PowerShift?

Speaker 2 No, I stand on it to look taller.

Speaker 1 Nice. On camera.
Good.

Speaker 2 No,

Speaker 2 I own PowerShift, so I'll probably read that. I bought a book called To End All Wars.
It's like a history of World War I, and it's thick as hell.

Speaker 2 I'm on page like 75, and it still hasn't gotten to the war yet. So I feel like that's going to take

Speaker 2 a week worth of my time right there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I have a confession, yeah. I've never really confessed this publicly.
Oh,

Speaker 2 this is gonna be good.

Speaker 1 I did the same thing that you did with Game of Thrones with Breaking Bad, and I've never really watched that show

Speaker 1 ever, Hank. You should watch it!

Speaker 2 You should watch it, it's the best show of all time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, go do it.

Speaker 1 I think I will. All right, great.
I'm very jealous of anyone who's like, Oh, I wonder what the wire's like, or Sopranos. You could watch the watch.
I can watch Sopranos, too.

Speaker 1 Great, tell us when you start. Fuck you.

Speaker 2 I've got all the DVDs for the wire, but I don't have a DVD player anymore. So if anyone wants to buy it, I got you.
I got your connect.

Speaker 1 You got it. You got the connect.

Speaker 2 Hank, you want to buy it for me?

Speaker 1 No, I've seen the wire. I rewatched the wire recently, too.

Speaker 1 All right, Pifty, who's your favorite? Also, DVDs. What the fuck? Why would I buy a DVD? Way to go back to the back of the market.

Speaker 2 I'm trying to get rid of it.

Speaker 1 You actually now, owning a DVD, makes you most susceptible to the coronavirus. It makes me a target.

Speaker 2 Puts a target on you.

Speaker 1 I now have to isolate.

Speaker 2 My Who's Back of the Week is rugby. Big time of rugby's back.
It's the the only game in town. The Super League rugby was going this weekend in South Africa, in Australia, in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 The games are all being played as scheduled. There are no fans basically in attendance, but it's awesome to watch.
It's the only sport going on.

Speaker 2 And the NRL is trying to get on ESPN since there are no sports at all being played.

Speaker 1 So they don't care about the health of their athletes?

Speaker 2 I guess it's not as big a problem in Australia. Tom Hanks.
Well, they're convicts.

Speaker 1 Tom Hanks, but yeah. Is their crowd so small that it's not a concern? No, Hank.

Speaker 2 They're banning people. And

Speaker 2 I love how Hank's saying that rugby in Australia doesn't have people that go to watch it.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Are they still doing Aussie Rules football?

Speaker 2 The games aren't played in the United States, Hank. The games are played in Australia.
Yeah, but the question is where there are like 50,000 people that go to it. People care? Yeah, people care.

Speaker 2 So it's the only game in town rugby league issues.

Speaker 1 Aussie Rules football.

Speaker 2 I don't know what Aussie Rules football is doing. This is a different sport entirely.

Speaker 1 That game's electric.

Speaker 2 Rugby is way 10 times better than Aussie Rules.

Speaker 2 You don't know that. Yeah, like Ozzy Rules.
So, yeah, it's no longer the sport of the future. It is now the sport of now.
What's that going to do?

Speaker 1 What's that going to do to you when they have this on ESPN and people still would rather watch the Big East tournament from 2006?

Speaker 2 That's your prerogative. You can live with your head in the sand.

Speaker 1 I don't understand if it's like a programming thing, but the fact that ESPN and all these people haven't really been replaying,

Speaker 1 I don't get it. It's insane to me.

Speaker 1 Is that like a licensing thing or like ESPN Classic, you would think they would just unload all of that onto ESPN Classic. Did you like my idea? I actually think I did solve the pandemic.

Speaker 1 So my idea is that every single year going forward, and I wish someone had thought of this 15 years ago, but every single team in every major sport, maybe not football, probably be hard for football.

Speaker 1 Although we did just add a 17th game, so we could probably get that passed pretty easily.

Speaker 2 Just instead of a

Speaker 1 now you can test positive for Coke and marijuana. Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 1 I love that the NFL is essentially like, how many drugs can we let everyone do to just keep adding games? This is actually the worst kind of drug because they're all going to get more interesting.

Speaker 2 They start just inventing drugs that are going to come out soon.

Speaker 2 They're like, hey, when this mix of ketamine and heroin comes out, you're going to be allowed to do it.

Speaker 1 Dude, they, man. That marijuana, that was a big chip.
Marijuana was a big chip.

Speaker 2 You add four more teams to the playoffs. We'll let you smoke crack.

Speaker 1 It's seriously going to happen. It was like insane

Speaker 1 reading the whole CBA and being like, wait, so what did players get? Oh,

Speaker 1 they got to rip the bong. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Cool.

Speaker 1 But yeah, so my idea is every single sport outside of football, every single year, teams have to play one secret game a year that no one will talk about.

Speaker 1 We'll sign NDAs in case of like this where sports just stop. We can play it.
And now you might be like, well, who cares? Like of a random game.

Speaker 1 Think about being able to just pull up all of a sudden and you're watching MJ and the Bulls in their prime and you're like, that game never existed until I'm just watching it now or Shaq in his prime or even have Tiger Woods.

Speaker 1 If you had Tiger Woods play 18 Holes at Augusta and he did it in 2002 and you get to just watch it, it would be incredible.

Speaker 2 Yeah, there should absolutely be a secret stash of games out there that are ready to be in the case of an emergency. Yes.

Speaker 2 But the only problem with that idea is, and it's a great idea, but I feel like America would definitely have broken into that secret stash in times where we didn't need to.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we need to. So we need to have some.

Speaker 2 It would be like the day after the all-star game in baseball. Okay.
When there's no sports on, there's like WNBA, and that's probably the only thing that's on.

Speaker 2 And every year we would just be like, come on, we need something.

Speaker 1 Well, it wouldn't be the worst to break out one every now and then. Maybe we'll have Pete Prisco be like the cop in charge because he would never let people.

Speaker 1 Random people would tweet him all the time. He'd just block them.

Speaker 2 He'd just be like, see ya. Yeah, but we're not

Speaker 1 going to listen that. Yeah.
Oh,

Speaker 1 you want to watch Dante Culpepper throw passes to Randy Moss?

Speaker 1 See what about the end of the Heidi game has that ever been broadcast on television think about how many times you we we will be in the playoffs of the sport and be like man I wish this was an eight-game playoff yeah just have those two teams play again you know what they should do or even like inner squad scrimmages yes yeah you know what they should have like bulls inner squad scrimmages yeah and just have it be like no one has ever seen it you can set a line on it like God damn it I got really sad when I thought of this idea and then I started thinking about like I was even thrown out like imagine if you just had had like Randy Johnson and Ken Griffey Jr.

Speaker 1 being like in their prime.

Speaker 2 Oh, let's just watch them.

Speaker 2 You know, it would be great if every single major sport in America had a third-place game every year, but the third place game was that game that was just never broadcast, and that's the NDA game every year.

Speaker 2 That would be great. You have like a stash of great teams with iconic players playing against each other.
You don't know what happens.

Speaker 2 And in a situation like this, where we need something on TV to encourage us to not go out in public, that is the perfect time.

Speaker 1 The Titans are playing the Packers on Sunday afternoon. I'm watching it.
We've never seen it. We have never seen it.
It's from three months ago. Imagine if they did it for fighting.

Speaker 1 Imagine if we had Mike Tyson every year just knocking someone out. So good.
Fuck.

Speaker 1 Someone come up with this idea or someone execute this idea, then give us money. They did.
Did you see that? They did. People are kind of bullying ESPN into pushing up the Bulls documentary.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the Last Dance, which would be great.

Speaker 2 Apparently, it's really, really good. Yes.
Very good. Bleep out the name of the network that it's on.

Speaker 1 Netflix, too. Netflix, yeah.
It's on Netflix. Netflix.
Yes. You can watch it on Netflix.

Speaker 1 All right, we have, oh, my who's back of the week. Twitter threads.
Yes. Neither one of you is going to do it.
What? Ricky?

Speaker 1 What? Patino? Oh, Rick Petino. Go Iono.
Fuck. You're big Iona fans now.
Yeah, damn. Rick Petino is he in quarantine?

Speaker 2 You can't keep Rick Petino in quarantine.

Speaker 1 He's craving a box.

Speaker 2 He's got it so fast.

Speaker 1 I think he came back from Greece, and so he is ready to get. I mean, he's going to be at a Power 5 school within three years.

Speaker 2 Two.

Speaker 1 He's probably has some, I think there are some sanctions that follow him. Really? Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, there's like unresolved NCAA investigations. I think

Speaker 1 that's why he left.

Speaker 1 He still has to sit down with the NCAA and figure this shit out. Yeah, it's like Iona's gambling.
They're like hoping that it works out for them, which it probably will because

Speaker 1 he's a programmer out. This is what's going to happen.
Yeah, Alex Petito will be at Iona for two years. He will get them to the NCAA tournament at least one of those years.

Speaker 1 By committing numerous NCAA infractions while at IRAC and then he will jump and be, I don't know,

Speaker 2 run it back in UMass.

Speaker 1 I was going to say,

Speaker 1 no, wait, you mean that's Cal. Cal, yeah.

Speaker 1 Good point.

Speaker 1 Just run it to UMass. Why not? Yeah, go to UMass.
I was going to say, he did, he did, well, no, Ed Cooley's our guy. I'm trying to think what would be the perfect.

Speaker 1 I'd love to see Rick Petino go to like Oregon State. Like, what is Oregon State doing?

Speaker 2 Rick Petino is definitely going to

Speaker 1 non-state.

Speaker 1 He's got to stay in the Northeast.

Speaker 2 He's going to pull a Coach K and go somewhere

Speaker 2 where he can't get FOIA.

Speaker 1 St. John's hired, whatever.

Speaker 1 That guy from fucking Arkansas, I think. He stinks.
He stinks. Bring Rick Petino to Madison Square Garden.

Speaker 2 I feel like he could coach at George Washington, too.

Speaker 1 Well, Georgetown. Fuck it.
Yeah. UConn.
Yeah. Well, I mean, he's like Danny.
Dude, Danny Hurley's got that thing.

Speaker 2 Rick is not taking over for Patrick Ewing. Patrick will box his ass out.

Speaker 1 I think Patrick Ewing, yeah, Patrick Ewing.

Speaker 2 I like UConn.

Speaker 1 Or Georgetown is just going to keep hiring.

Speaker 1 Just names. Yeah, names.
Just give me a name.

Speaker 2 I've been around the program that I recognize. Alan Iverson.

Speaker 1 Yes. Tech's head coach.
Alonzo Morning.

Speaker 1 I really want

Speaker 2 Rick Petino to give every single post-game presser with his attorney next to him. Like, just standing there, observing everything that he says,

Speaker 2 and then just stepping in front when Rick starts getting over his.

Speaker 1 Just looking at the attorney every single time before he answers a question. I think I'll be on Francesa tomorrow.
Nice. Really? Nice.

Speaker 2 Francesa's still.

Speaker 1 Francesa's still.

Speaker 2 I need to hear Francesa's corona take.

Speaker 1 Is he back?

Speaker 1 Is Francesa back? He goes on radio.com. He goes on

Speaker 2 radio.com.

Speaker 1 How often do you think? Rick Petino will be my guest at 5 p.m. tomorrow on radio, on at radio.com.
Wow. But he fucked up the at, so it's not like I love that he just typed in the words

Speaker 1 on at.

Speaker 1 There's no space. This is also like a great lesson in

Speaker 1 sports media that if you can just keep a couple strongholds, Mike Francesa and Dick Vitel. And by the way, Rick Petino was like five years away from having nothing in media.

Speaker 1 We would have been his guys because those guys aren't going to be here for very long.

Speaker 2 I think we are as guys. I think that we have to become Iona fans now.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 I think we need to get some of the games next year.

Speaker 1 Yeah. This is a Kings Day Kings from Francesca.
It's the tweet below that one. Patino will do a great job at Iona.

Speaker 1 He is one of the great college coaches and is an exceptional developer of basketball talent. Full disclosure, Rick and I are own

Speaker 1 a pair of two-year-old thoroughbreds, including a talented coffee athlete name, Full Court Press. Yes.
Yes. He and Dick Vital.

Speaker 1 Not unbiased take, though. I love it, though.
Not at all. He gave full disclosure.
He told you.

Speaker 1 He told you.

Speaker 1 Full disclosure, they file a joint tax form every single year. I rely on him for most of my

Speaker 1 speed from Francesa, too. Wow.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's going to be fucking great. I can't wait to have Rick Petino back.
How is this going to affect his podcast, though?

Speaker 1 Is he still doing it? I don't know.

Speaker 2 That was a wild week.

Speaker 1 I thought that Rick Petino was going to.

Speaker 2 You know what, though? In addition to Corona babies, there are going to be a lot of Corona podcasts that come out.

Speaker 2 Like everyone, all these athletes that are not at work right now, if you're a baseball player, not at spring training, not at opening day, you're going to try to start your own podcast.

Speaker 1 I was also thinking, do you think this is going to be a deterrent, a crime deterrent? Because this is essentially, we're going to be under house arrest. And people are like, this really sucks.

Speaker 2 I can't believe I got rid of my gun last year. Yeah.
It's bad timing for me. Really bad timing.

Speaker 1 Especially if you live in New York City. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 So, because you would have. I never bought bullets before it, though.

Speaker 1 So you wouldn't have been arrested.

Speaker 2 I would just need it for all of you.

Speaker 1 For an gun where you're you're not allowed for it.

Speaker 2 For brand, allegedly.

Speaker 1 Allegedly.

Speaker 2 I just need it now to brandish occasionally.

Speaker 1 All right, my who's back? Twitter threads are back. I've read about 7 million Twitter threads in the last three days.
It's big time for Twitter threads because everyone has their coronavirus facts.

Speaker 1 I feel like a lot of people went to medical school for seven years just so that their Twitter thread would get 500 retweets. I'll give you those retweets.
I'm all in on reading about Twitter threads.

Speaker 1 It actually is sad to, like, as a greater

Speaker 1 look into our society that we don't fully understand a global pandemic until someone puts it into a nice 12 tweet Twitter thread.

Speaker 2 You know who's really cracked the code when it comes to the correct way.

Speaker 1 With that correct, like his Twitter threads

Speaker 2 is Seth, what's his name, Seth Abramson? Yeah. The guy that does like, he did the 500 tweet thread for the Mueller report when it came out.
He's figured out the secret sauce behind everything.

Speaker 2 When he starts a thread, he'll put in all capital letters, please retweet this information to as many people as possible. It's smart, and when he does that, it's like you got to smash that retweet.

Speaker 1 He's got to do it, he's asking you. Also, the match picture.
I retweeted that solely because I was like, People like Liam, and he actually mentioned it when he came in today.

Speaker 1 He's like, I didn't realize it was a big deal until I saw that match picture. And that thing, I was, I felt the same way when I saw it.
I was like, oh shit, this kind of puts it into perspective.

Speaker 1 It does, yeah. Our brains are not very smart.

Speaker 2 You know, I get it. Sometimes the little short guy is able to save the world.
True. That's a good message.

Speaker 1 true exactly we have a short i have a short guy quote that we'll do when we get to the we don't need to do that we don't need to

Speaker 1 we don't need to do that yeah that one when i watched the first episode of love is you've really been hammering me on the height thing recently and i feel like most people think that i'm 5'4 now yeah you are getting shorter no i'm not i'm growing yeah i'm definitely growing you are getting shorter my body's getting longer well it's it's actually the pictures we put out well it's also because you convinced people that you actually are 5'10.

Speaker 2 i am and right that's the problem so we got to kind of even it out yeah well i think it all started with the Rosillo picture a couple years ago, which was edited to make me look slightly smaller, like not comically smaller, but maybe like two inches shorter.

Speaker 2 That was nice.

Speaker 1 I'll just do the quote now because we're on it. The guy said,

Speaker 1 I'm short, and there are women out there that walk me. I'm going to date guys that are shorter.
That hurt. Well, yes.

Speaker 1 No, that's true.

Speaker 2 I would never expect a woman who wouldn't feel comfortable.

Speaker 1 It was like 5'7 ⁇ to date you?

Speaker 2 Well, I'm 5'9.

Speaker 1 Right. 5'10.

Speaker 2 I'm actually cards on the table. I'm 5'9.5.

Speaker 1 All right, my other who's back is, I'm sure you guys have gotten this a million times as well, but the link to the guy with the big black cock.

Speaker 1 So that one. The guy sitting on the edge of the sob.

Speaker 1 I think Friday I hit it like six times. Just everyone's sending random videos, random links being like, oh my God, Trump tested positive for COVID-19.
Yeah, here's the image right here. Here we go.

Speaker 2 It's the modern day version of the Rick Roll. It's the dick roll.
Yeah. It's like you click on it and boom, big black cock right in your face.

Speaker 1 Everyone knows who he is we should have that guy on the podcast we really should he actually his face like his face looks very friendly well no i want to have a conversation i was actually going to say his face has tremendous pain in it no because he's like i've been in everyone's phone everyone's everyone knows what i look like you like look into his eyes and the guy's like man you guys just keep using me for fake news i disagree i think that the he's got a twinkle in his eye like he knows something that you don't know and he knows that you've accessed his picture because you're looking for no no dude that's a that's pain.

Speaker 1 No, look at him. That's pain.

Speaker 2 No, that guy's like. He's got pain.
I've got answers, but I'm not going to give him to you.

Speaker 1 He's got pain.

Speaker 2 You're just going to look at my dick.

Speaker 1 He's just sitting there like this again. Like, go ahead, get it over with.
Check out Mike Cock. I think that guy.
Move on. I think Drew Audi looks very

Speaker 1 plucky. Tom Brady didn't get hit by an Audi and break both his legs.
Move on. Yeah, look at Drew Brees.
Has Drew Brees been in a car accident recently?

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Okay, here he is. Jay Glazer.

Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on one of our good friends. It is Jay Glazer.
Yeah, we don't need to. I don't know why.
We don't need... I brought my laptop.
I can bring your laptop and write when Big Cat.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I just said, why is this here?

Speaker 1 Jay, this is best friend of the day. Well, this is good.
This is

Speaker 1 like, there's rarefied air when it comes to recurring guests with pardon my take. When PFT and I don't have any notes, that means that you're a true friend of the program.

Speaker 1 Because it's not really an interview, it's just a conversation. Damn, I'm right at this.
Throw it out. Throw it out.
So Jay Glazer.

Speaker 2 What is Hank shaking his head about?

Speaker 1 What? Nothing, nothing. You just threw your laptop.
It's funny. I'm laughing.
I'm laughing.

Speaker 1 It doesn't even work. It's a drop.
Yeah, yeah. You can't watch porn in the middle of our thing.
That's why.

Speaker 1 That's the only thing he uses his computer for. Let's be honest.
So, Jay's here. He's got an event.
We're going to run this on Friday. So the event will have already happened, but it's still.

Speaker 1 It's every week, though, starting. It's every week.
Yes.

Speaker 1 We're kicking off our, you know, our Emerging Vets and Players Foundation MVP. We're kicking it off every week.

Speaker 1 It'll be tonight. This past week was Wednesday at Henzo Gracie Academy Academy in New York City.
Right by Madison Square Garden, right by our office, which is my old coach.

Speaker 1 I think you have the address. Yeah, I have it right here.

Speaker 2 It is 224 West 30th Street.

Speaker 1 And I think we're going to end up having it every Saturday from now on.

Speaker 1 So it's former combat vets, merging them together with former NFL players, Olympians, pro-athletes in every way, just to kind of remind these guys

Speaker 1 of what their greatness is behind that uniform. Give them a team again.
And, you know, we've talked about

Speaker 1 the first part of it, it's like a 30-minute physical fitness type thing, just to kind of get your burn, but it's not a a physical fitness thing.

Speaker 1 It's a mental health program where we're trying to build our vets back up from the inside out, build our NFL players back up from the inside out.

Speaker 1 And the reason why we put them together and people go, oh, you can't compare the two. You're not comparing the two and what they've done, but you're comparing the mindsets.

Speaker 1 You're comparing the struggle and the transition, but you're giving them a team.

Speaker 1 Like, how freaking cool is it that you have a bunch of combat vets, your new teammates are all these NFL players and fighters.

Speaker 1 And how great is it, you NFL players, your new teammates teammates are badasses, like my friend over here, JC Glick, who's sitting here, who did 11 tours of combat, or Kirsty Ennis, who you guys have seen, the girl with the amputee, who got the panic award, or the Nate Boyers.

Speaker 1 You got a bunch of badasses you can now walk this walk with again.

Speaker 2 I think that's really interesting because you can't obviously compare the two professions in terms of what you do for that profession.

Speaker 2 But there's a lot of similarities in that when you stop being a professional football player or when you exit the military, your identity has been tied up with that for so long.

Speaker 2 You know, in a lot of cases with football players, you were always the football player going back to being, you know, 10, 11 years old, and now you don't know what to do afterwards.

Speaker 2 And I think that there's probably a lot of similarities and overlapping in those mindsets. So it's pretty cool that you get them together.

Speaker 1 It's like it's really like you're children. You're going out into the world and even the gray ones.
So Tony Gonzalez comes in. Tony, man, he's one of the best friends I ever had.

Speaker 1 He's my son's godfather. And so I think I know pretty much everything about.
What does Strahan think about that? Huh? He's, well, we're going through a couple of therapy with Michael Hannah.

Speaker 1 By the way, I don't know if I ever told you guys, but Strahan made me a godfather. He has twins.
A godfather. What's your godfather? One of the twins.
Well, you didn't

Speaker 1 know why you didn't reciprocate. Who does that? One of the kids.
Which one does that? So I said, if something happens to you, the other kid, she's on her own. Yeah.
Who does something like that?

Speaker 2 Are they both girls or is it?

Speaker 1 They're both girls.

Speaker 2 Okay, so you got one girl and then the other. Who is the godfather or the other? Not my problem.

Speaker 1 Not my problem.

Speaker 1 Not my problem. And I don't care.
Doesn't know. And I'm actually not sure which one's my name.
Have you hashtagged girl goddad? That's right. Yeah, I should put that out there.
Let her know.

Speaker 1 But Tony's sitting in a session one day, and he just opens up to us. He said, you know, I'm sitting there in Barcelona after I retired with my wife.
And he said, I just start crying.

Speaker 1 And she's like, what's wrong? He said, I just realized I'm never going to be great again.

Speaker 1 Wrong.

Speaker 1 But imagine like, that's Tony Gonzalez. Yeah.
Imagine those. who played three years or four years

Speaker 1 who think that, or people who, man, they just felt normal overseas and didn't feel normal here. And that's one of the biggest things I try and tell these guys.

Speaker 1 It's not our, it's not your job to fit in society. It's our job.
It's society's job to fit in around us. You need to look at everybody like, motherfucker, you're different.
Right. Okay.

Speaker 1 Different is good. Different leads to success.
We have guys, like, there's a guy, Elliot Ruiz, who's one of the first guys we sat with Chris Long up on his Water Boys expedition.

Speaker 1 Elliot, we met him.

Speaker 1 Couldn't look us in the eye. Just really, man, I was in the Marines.
I had 14 surgeries on my leg. And my My wife had to help me put my pants on.

Speaker 1 And man, I just, and I was like, wait, what, like, how'd this happen? He goes, well, I had this mission. I saved these American POWs.
I said, wait,

Speaker 1 hold on, hold on, back up. You did what?

Speaker 1 Well, I saved these American POWs, but in the process, in the Taliban, they sent a truck through, shot the truck up, flipped over, took razor wire, razor wire, took my leg.

Speaker 1 And man, I've, you know, I've just have a hard time. You know, I have all these injuries.
I have a hard time getting out of bed.

Speaker 1 Elliot, let's back up again.

Speaker 1 You saved American POWs.

Speaker 1 You saved American POWs. You need to look down.
You need to look at everybody in this, everybody, when you walk around the street and look at them, go, I ain't like the rest of y'all. Right?

Speaker 1 That's how you need to start carrying yourself. And he says, so what do I do? I said, today,

Speaker 1 you changed the way you view yourself today.

Speaker 1 And he did. He's one of the few guys who did.
And he, man, he changed the way he viewed himself, went up there. They said he never really walked in.
He climbed Mount Kilimanjaro with Chris Long.

Speaker 1 And he's done so much now to turn around to help other vets out in our community. And actually, for Bellator, we had a fight January 25th.

Speaker 1 We reunited that unit that saved the American POWs for the first time together, which was pretty badass. But these guys, man, it's a bad team.

Speaker 1 I always fight. I still pray in these players, and I fight with Couture

Speaker 1 and all these guys all the time because for me,

Speaker 1 with my depression and anxiety, a cage for me is a safe place, which is pretty fucked up and sad but the the word tv for me one of my my fox nfl sunday guys man the world is okay with me i always live in the gray right i never don't live in the gray it sucks i never don't live in the gray but when i'm with a team i feel like the world's a little bit a little bit safer for me so in a cage when i'm done with randy guitar or chuck liddell or somebody kicking the crap out of me that's when i feel I feel okay.

Speaker 1 When I'm with my Fox NFL Sunday guys, I feel okay. The rest of the world,

Speaker 1 I don't really feel like I, believe it or not, I don't feel like I fit in. I don't feel smart enough or good enough or just, it's just my own fucked upness.

Speaker 1 And I know a lot of these guys go through the same thing, so we can kind of relate to each other. And if you build this team, like I say, I'm fucked up, but I'm good with my fucked upness.
Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 1 When you have this team and you build this team together and the roommates

Speaker 1 in our head are talking, they're going to talk a little nicer to each other when we have a team that we build up.

Speaker 1 So every Wednesday night in L.A., man, we get almost 100 guys together crying, open up. No one's questioning our manhood, right?

Speaker 1 And that's what we're doing here in New York too right now. It's great because a lot of people talk about mental health, but this is actively going out and getting people together.

Speaker 1 So, MVP, check it out, 30th and 7th here, Renzo Gracie, Jim. Henzo, Henzo, Henzo.
Henzo. They're spelled with the R's.

Speaker 1 So it's voice, Henzo, Dixon. No, no, no.
The Grey Light family. There you go.
The Gracie family. They have like...
It's actually crazy.

Speaker 1 If you look at the Gracie family, I think they have like seven generations. Is that like you? Is that like a two-year-old? I trained under Henzo.

Speaker 1 Where some people

Speaker 1 yeah they change your last name to like gracie and then they open up a gym well they they i trained under henzo in the 2003

Speaker 1 yeah three four along those lines and uh man those guys are fam but it's pretty cool because our first night we had here we're having randy couture and hoist gracie who won the first ufcs

Speaker 1 coaching it together are hoist

Speaker 2 right got it of course they're it together, but that's never happened.

Speaker 1 That's like for us, like Ali Foreman, like, you know, if they're training people together, and we train, look, we have people in there who train that are amputees, that are fully paralyzed.

Speaker 1 We had, oh my God, so we had one guy. We brought him in.
He's in a wheelchair.

Speaker 1 And we're like,

Speaker 1 we literally tell him, because I want to give everybody missions. I said, listen, you know, our strength is what's behind the rib cage in between the ears.
So it ain't the uniform, right?

Speaker 1 It's really what's behind here and the six inches between your ears. So I said, I'm telling you, he comes in, his name's Gerald.
Gerald been paralyzed for six years.

Speaker 1 We kind of looked at his MRIs and everything and nothing, spinal cord wasn't severed. I just looked at, I said, dude, I'm telling you, we will walk this walk with you again.

Speaker 1 He's been paralyzed for six years. We'll walk this walk with you.
And then I told everybody here, Gerald's our new mission. We're going to walk this walk with Gerald.

Speaker 1 And more so, I'm just trying to give them a mission, trying to, you know, the brain's so powerful, see what he could do. And

Speaker 1 man, he's in there with us for a few months. And one day he freaking raises his hand and he's like, I got something to say.
And he starts choking up.

Speaker 1 And he said, and I'm fucking, I don't want to start crying here. But he said, for the first time in six years, I felt hot water on my legs in the shower.

Speaker 1 Wow. And all of a sudden, there's this Navy SEAL who's sitting next to me who never talks.

Speaker 1 Because after the workout, that's where it happens. We talk.
We talk about everything,

Speaker 1 why you should be proud of your scars,

Speaker 1 why you shouldn't put a fucking revolver in your mouth, why you need to hang on for your friends.

Speaker 1 Suicide's an epidemic, why we can't do that. And

Speaker 1 this SEAL who hadn't talked talked for the entire year started smiling and i said what are you smiling about you never say anything he said you guys don't know but i had a training mission where i uh

Speaker 1 he jumped out of a plane landed the wrong way he was fully paralyzed they said they said i'd never walk again and here i'm doing this so i know exactly how you are right now and we're going to get you going and then

Speaker 1 six months later he comes in he takes seven steps out of his wheelchair wow you want to talk about

Speaker 1 oh my god

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. It's an amazing turnaround.

Speaker 2 It's also amazing to think that his turnaround started with Jay Glazer looking at his MRI and saying, I'm going to

Speaker 1 walk in.

Speaker 2 With my Juilliard medical degree.

Speaker 1 I don't know if you guys know. I played football at Phoenix College Online.
That's where I got my degree.

Speaker 1 Stained Bolt.

Speaker 1 It was unreal. But just the magic.
I mean, look at our girl, Kirstie Ennis. I mean, she's had 45 surgeries.
She had a marine dwarf on her. Four amputations of her leg.
Right side of her face

Speaker 1 dislocated, went through her neck, front lobe,

Speaker 1 front lobe of her brain was damaged. She has no memories before the crash.
Seven vertebrae crushed, and she became the fifth-ranked snowboard in the world. She just finished her third master's.

Speaker 1 She summoned a Mount Kilimanjaro. She got up there to the top of Everest, about 200 yards short.
She summoned a Denali.

Speaker 1 The brain is incredibly powerful, man. I love being around you, Jay, because it makes me realize when I lay in bed and I'm like, I don't really want to go to the gym today.

Speaker 1 Then you come in here and tell us these stories. I'm like, you know what? I'm going to try to go to the gym gym tomorrow.
So it's awesome. Everyone, check out MVP.

Speaker 1 Please reach out. Jay's always open to talk about it or

Speaker 1 some people on his staff.

Speaker 1 And for those of you out there who do suffer from depression, anxiety, or fucked up, like I'm fucked up, be of service to somebody else. That will help you through the gray.

Speaker 1 And that's why I come on here. I know we want to talk about football and screw around, but I have to talk about it from my own.

Speaker 1 It's way better to get it out there than it is. Yeah, talk about it for myself.

Speaker 1 It's crazy because I've always talked about it. My friends always know I'm crazy,

Speaker 1 but now

Speaker 1 it's like cool to talk about mental health. And I've always been talking about it, and people have been shying away.
Now they're like, oh, okay, now we want to

Speaker 1 listen.

Speaker 2 If someone wants to help out with MVP,

Speaker 2 go to our website. Go to your website.
VetsonPlayers.org. When you show up to this, it's only for former athletes.

Speaker 1 These combat vets?

Speaker 2 But you can still help and contribute.

Speaker 1 Absolutely. We'd love you to contribute.
But also, listen, and JC said it best,

Speaker 1 we're the ambassadors. I think the people who are going to help change mental health in this country are going to be our combat vets.

Speaker 1 The more we get out there in shows like yours, and the more we televise and air, our message is we've gotten so many people who have reached out to us after they see one of our features that they needed help.

Speaker 1 Or they weren't even a combat vet, but they've been suicidal or they had substance abuse issues. And

Speaker 1 I think I told you guys, man, I did this. Memorial Day.
We did a show. Yeah, we were out in L.A.
And you guys directly saved lives. We got people that showed up who said they heard us.

Speaker 1 They heard me on your show. And they literally had a revolver in their mouth the week before.
And they heard us on the show and said, I'm going to go check this out now.

Speaker 1 Oh, yes.

Speaker 1 And then athletes too, there's a water polo player named Cammie Craig whose teammates reached out to her and said, we think our friend Cami needs to get in here.

Speaker 1 She won two gold medals and silver in the Olympics. And she was done.
She's like, I don't. What do I do? It's all I've ever done.
Like, I'm 30 years old. I don't know what to do in my life now.

Speaker 1 And Cami's now turned around helping a bunch of people. It's just, it's fucking beautiful, man.
That's so, so awesome to hear because I mean, we do this for pretty much shits and giggles.

Speaker 1 And, like, you know, we're obviously it's our profession, but for the most part, we're just fucking around.

Speaker 1 You have to hear whenever someone hits us up, and it might be someone who went to you know, MVP or someone hits us up in the DMs, like, I was going through a tough time, you guys made us laugh.

Speaker 1 We love to hear. And even like our pro-athletes, like Strahan's a big part of us, and he'll be there at it.
And he's a perfect example.

Speaker 1 I show our athletes, like, hey, dude, Michael's successful because he used the same thing that made him a great football player.

Speaker 1 He used that in the transition yeah and and you got to just you play in the nfl is not who you are dude think of what you have behind that rib cage what you have a different you're different you got that that great that sickness greatness type thing where you outwork the world to get to be the elite elite elite that doesn't go away so all of a sudden they retire and they're like oh i've got nothing left or man you know i've had injuries or i've that you still have it behind your rib cage use whatever made you get to the level of the nfl in your next step outworking the world is how you become successful successful.

Speaker 1 Nobody suddenly just gets their lucky break. This shit don't happen.
Yeah, speaking of us constantly fucking grinding.

Speaker 2 Yeah, speaking of that next step, something that's actually really, really important.

Speaker 1 Where's Ryan Tannehill going to go next year?

Speaker 1 I think, you know, it's funny because I was.

Speaker 2 Was that a good transition?

Speaker 1 It was a good transition. It was a good transition.
Yes. It's funny.
I was going to go with Hank.

Speaker 1 Is literally sitting there like he is edging right now because you're here and we're going to ask you where Brady's going. And he has been upset.
What are you talking about? Brady's not a free agent.

Speaker 1 He's been very upset.

Speaker 2 Very smart.

Speaker 1 Hey, hold on a second. Tampering Window hasn't been.
That thing was just misreported. He has like a 10-year deal with the team.
Oh, he does. Oh, okay.
All right. So you know.

Speaker 1 I don't think Brady, that's the whole thing. This is the craziest time because

Speaker 1 I don't think Brady knows where Brady's going. And because there are also teams, man, there's so much.
This is almost like draft time where teams are,

Speaker 1 you know, like a team like the Titans who may want to use, you know, want to re-sign Ryan Tanhill, but they have the Brady looking over them.

Speaker 1 They could use that for a contract and how they're doing with that. But there's also other teams that I'm not going to mention who are using it for their own guys.

Speaker 1 So you wouldn't even think about going, well, you know, we want to kind of re-sign you, you want to do this. But if not, Brady out there, we could go.
So he's getting used in that way.

Speaker 1 Just say the Raiders. Brady's getting used.

Speaker 1 Well, that's obvious.

Speaker 1 There's not obvious teams. There's not obvious teams, is what I'm saying.
And then there's

Speaker 1 the Niners, doesn't it feel like

Speaker 1 the Niners like Jimmy G. Yeah, but that's not something that's Yeah, but Jimmy G's not a free agent.
No, I know they can walk away from him, but they're not trying to redo his contract.

Speaker 1 I'm talking about teams that either have a free agent or may want to redo their current

Speaker 1 quarterback's contract,

Speaker 1 things like that.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, of course you'd like to redo that contract.

Speaker 1 But there is, and there's a lot of teams who are using that. There's a lot of teams Brady's using.
There's a lot of teams Patriots are using. But here's the bottom line.

Speaker 1 This is the craziest shit we've ever talked about. How are you letting the greatest quarterback who ever lived leave?

Speaker 1 Trouble in the area. I don't get, but it does.

Speaker 1 Life in the NFL sucks when you don't have a quarterback. How, though? The answer is it's Belichick.
Because Belichick's entire mind.

Speaker 1 No, the reason why he's the best coach of all time is that he's absolutely freaking mind-blowing.

Speaker 1 If he looks at a guy and he's like, that guy is not what he used to be, he will always step away a year early rather than a year late. It's fucking mind-blowing.

Speaker 1 He's the best that's ever played position. I mean, those rings and also, you just look at, like, who's the best running backs he ever had?

Speaker 1 Corey Dillon, Antoine Smith. I mean, holy shit.
Never really had

Speaker 1 a good time.

Speaker 1 Tony Woodhead. Right? But that's the running backs, right? Offensive line, switched in and out.
Receivers switched in and out. He had Randy Moss for a couple years.
That's it, right?

Speaker 1 Didn't even win a Super Bowl. Antonio Brown.

Speaker 1 That's true. It's unbelievable what this guy's done.
And the fact that you would even think

Speaker 1 he had the best tight end of all time. But yes, I agree with you.

Speaker 1 And he's had a consistently great offensive line. No, No, but there's nothing taking, you can't take it.
Those offensive linemen have come and gone. They've switched him in and out.
He's unassailable.

Speaker 1 Time of the defense. They've switched him in and out.
I'm not taking any belief away from John Bridge. I can't believe they would let a guy like this go.
Now, here's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 I'm just 4 years through.

Speaker 2 Did you watch him last year?

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 1 With very few weapons, they're still top 10 offense. You should make it.
Okay, so Jay, here's the question. Give us the weapon.
Are you kidding me? Here's the question.

Speaker 1 I agree with everything you're saying. I agree with everything you handle.
Did they stop drug testing you guys here? Hold on. Hold on.
Did you watch any of his films last year? Time out.

Speaker 1 Did you watch a film? I thought he was. No, I don't believe it.
I got the whole thing on DVR.

Speaker 1 I DVR'd all last season. Don't tell me how it ends.

Speaker 2 I've never kept this into existence for two years. Shut up.

Speaker 1 Listen, I agree with everything you said, but if Tom Brady says, I want $30 million and I want it for a three-year contract,

Speaker 2 does that not change

Speaker 1 the math in Belichick's head? Because what you're saying

Speaker 1 is

Speaker 1 people should be a patriot and Belichick should keep him and they're stupid to let him go. But if he says, I want to be the highest paid quarter, I want 30.

Speaker 1 That's not the highest paid. But he's not saying that.
But what if he does? But he's not saying that. You don't think he's there's any chance.
No, I don't think he's saying that.

Speaker 1 So I think he wants to be paid

Speaker 1 up to 30, 31. He's been in the 20th.
Right, I know. So it's about time.
He wants to be paid for what he's already done, though. And that's the thing.

Speaker 1 But I think for the next three years, two years at least, you still got a top 10 quarterback.

Speaker 1 It's the one guy who doesn't operate like that. Belichick is the one coach.
Any other teams? Literally, any other team, I think they would have to be a fighter.

Speaker 1 You've cut your nose off the spider fan.

Speaker 1 And been like, we'll have you play forever and sell tickets.

Speaker 1 I think it's ridiculous. But

Speaker 1 here's

Speaker 1 the other factor in this. So when Peyton Manning went on his free agent tour, right?

Speaker 1 The way the Broncos got him, because everybody thought he was going to the Titans. Well, he played catch with John Elway.
Elway was like, I love you.

Speaker 1 No. Yeah, they didn't.

Speaker 1 It was more him, John Fox was the relationship. Oh, so interesting.
So Elway actually still hasn't found a coordinator.

Speaker 1 So Elway and him were, but Foxy and him used to play golf and they were boys, but that wasn't even it. Elway and Foxy, what they did, which was the smart part, and they did this together.

Speaker 1 They realized, man, Peyton, you're going to throw everything you have into your rehab. So we know there's only a certain amount of hours in the day.
You're going to do that. So the offense is yours.

Speaker 1 We'll run your, you tell us. Where the Titans, they went down, and the Titans coordinator gave him the playbook and said, here's the playbook so you can start learning and studying it.

Speaker 1 Here's our playbook. And they and the Broncos found that out.
Elway, very smart doing this, and Foxy and said, Hey,

Speaker 1 we're not going to do that with you. This is, you throw everything in your rehab.
Don't worry about it. You're going to teach us the offense.
We're good. And that was the deciding factor.

Speaker 1 Yeah, first, big deciding factor. All right, so give us a percentage.
Because we actually agree with you. I do agree with you.
I don't know yet.

Speaker 1 We agree with you that he's going to be on the Patriots, but give us a percentage. I didn't say that.

Speaker 1 Okay. You said that if you were to say that I said if positive Patriots, he should do that.
Give us a percentage. I don't know that.
Just throw it out.

Speaker 1 No, I'm not going to do that because you're going to get a chance he stays, 30% chance he goes.

Speaker 1 That doesn't equal 100. No, I know.

Speaker 1 40% chance he retires. That's one of us a chance he pushes you over.
50% chance he retires.

Speaker 1 How about this?

Speaker 2 Why don't you just give us a sleeper team?

Speaker 1 Who's a sleeper team? No, I'm not doing that. We'll just give you a bunch of teams.

Speaker 1 You guys know I don't like being wrong.

Speaker 2 Jeff Darling, you're wrong.

Speaker 1 You're not wrong. Yes, I am.

Speaker 1 Percentage. No, I am.
50% chance he stays.

Speaker 1 What would surprise you?

Speaker 1 It would shock me if he retired. Okay.
Okay, now we're starting. All right, now let's build.
Tom Brady expects to be able to get it.

Speaker 1 Now we're building off that. All right.

Speaker 2 Serious question, though. Do you get jealous that Jeff Darlington is putting out all these scoops about Tom Brady?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 I think I'm good.

Speaker 1 You think you're going to get it? I think I'm good. No, no.

Speaker 1 Most of my focus is during football season, during the all season. I enjoy watching these guys do.
I did this shit for. I was the first one to do this stuff.
It was like me and Mort and

Speaker 1 Len Pasquarelli were the first, and Clayton, the first minute-by-minute breaking news guys in this country. Back in 99, I was like, I think this internet thing actually makes you look on.
And I'm, and

Speaker 1 again, spoiler alert, I don't know if it's going to you yet or not, but I'm hoping it does. So we were the first ones to do this.
And man, I broke it fifth round signing, third round signing.

Speaker 1 I did that. And thank God over the years, I've been able to kind of like, you know, graduate up and

Speaker 1 not graduate up, but just kind of make it now, okay, Fox Hennfield Sunday, that's my job. I want to make sure during the season I have those bombshells.

Speaker 1 And every once in a while, like, I'll put something out like last year, like, boom, Odell Beckham's getting traded. Right.
Right. And I'll do those.

Speaker 1 I don't do the same, the whole rat race like I used to anymore, thank God, because, well, it ruined a marriage pretty quickly and some other relationships.

Speaker 1 And, you know, just a lot of it, it grinded my ass to the ground pretty good. So I did it.
I did it for,

Speaker 1 I started doing that in like 93 and then, screw shit, did it till about 2007 and then by 2000 probably 2011 after all the far stuff then i was like all right i'm done with the the the second and then you know i remember i broke the end of the first lockout i never went to the courthouse steps i was like the only guy and i was like

Speaker 1 and i was like i am definitely it definitely is and i was like but i not only that but then i kind of tell everybody i'm not i like my life too much i'm not going to report on every jab and hook thrown in a fight when there's a knockout i'll let you know otherwise i'm going to be in cabo and vegas and i enjoy my life too much and i went to both sides, the NFLP and NFL, and I said, listen, I'm not going to get used.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to use you, get used by them for you, or vice versa.

Speaker 1 I hope you both appreciate it, but I will definitely help behind the scenes wherever I can because it's smart that we all have labor peace. It's smart.
So everybody gets rich together.

Speaker 1 I hope when it's time to break the story, both of y'all just appreciate that. I'm not going to mudgeling for either side.
I'll be the one guy that doesn't. 3.52 in the morning.

Speaker 1 They both, boom, both sides hit me up, appreciated it, broke the story. And how about this? So I break it at 3.52 in the morning.

Speaker 1 then yes boom i'm all over the place and by then too but then back then i was still always i was working at fox at nfl network so i come on i do everything there i break all the stoops scoops and it was the same day um i adopted my son it was the same day i was going in to actually finish the adoption and i go down to the court it's a nine o'clock meeting it's 352 i break it go into the court well they they kind of block your phones in there So I go in and I'm thinking, okay,

Speaker 1 we're going to be in at nine o'clock. I've got my kid.
It's just a formality. Get out there.

Speaker 1 I was there till like 2.30 in the the afternoon with no phone at zero after I break this door at nine o'clock in the morning. Jesus.
Yes.

Speaker 2 Meanwhile, Tony Gonzalez has got him in the back seat of the car driving down a cabo.

Speaker 1 See you, I'm out.

Speaker 1 DFT, should we play the game that we play with everyone? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no chance or no answer. No chance, no answer.
Okay?

Speaker 1 Either you just don't answer or you say no chance.

Speaker 1 All right. It's an easy game.
You get it?

Speaker 1 Tom Brady signs with the Jets. No chance.
Tom Brady signs with the Dolphins. No No chance.
Tom Brady signs with the Bills. Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 You're going to do it.

Speaker 1 I was going to let TFT do the AFC North.

Speaker 1 I have a serious one. I honestly don't think Tom knows what Tom knows yet.
Tom Brady signs with the Bears. I don't think Tom Brady knows yet what he's answered.
No answer.

Speaker 1 He didn't give you an answer. No, no, ride with that.

Speaker 2 He didn't give you an answer, big cat. It's a possibility.

Speaker 1 Tom Brady signs with the Raiders.

Speaker 1 No answer. Tom Brady signs with the 49ers.

Speaker 1 No answer.

Speaker 2 Tom Brady signs with the Chargers in exchange for equity.

Speaker 1 Oh, you heard that one? Tom Brady signs with the Rams.

Speaker 1 What? Tom Brady signs with the Rams?

Speaker 2 Don't do that to Blake.

Speaker 1 That's a no answer. Tom Brady signs with the Cardinals.

Speaker 1 No chats. Oh, so

Speaker 2 you mentioned the Odell Beckham thing, which you were well within your rights to take a victory lap over because when you put that out, you got lampooned.

Speaker 2 People were like, Jay doesn't know what he's talking about.

Speaker 1 What's percolating? You have my tweet? Are you going to read my tweet for that? You will.

Speaker 1 You got really mad at me.

Speaker 2 What's percolating?

Speaker 1 You know, I got mad at people because they started saying shit

Speaker 1 about my kid and my mom but then going on my friend site like other people who are helping with mental health on their pages killing me and them like all right enough like it's just football no you're within your rights to dunk on those people so what's what's bubbling up in the back of your head right now what is the odell beckham trade from last year i don't have one marinating back there i don't have one yet um

Speaker 1 i don't have one yet those kind of come around more at the owner's meetings when I go and sit.

Speaker 1 So I have a big day drinking day at the owner's meeting. I sit up.

Speaker 1 I want to go to one of the GMs.

Speaker 1 It's like on Monday or Tuesday, I gather like all these head coaches and GMs, and it's a day drinking day. And last year, like TMZ put a thing out how Mike Tomlin missed the,

Speaker 1 you know, there was one enough minority coaches in the head coaching thing, coaches picture. And, you know, where's Mike Tomlin?

Speaker 1 Well, shit, he was nine vodkas in with me at that point, and they thought it was like this big thing. No, no, we're just day drinking.

Speaker 1 It day drinking to me a life from it.

Speaker 2 So the owner's meeting that that's one event that i've always wanted to go to some people are like oh i want to go to the olympics one day or oh i want to go see easter island compared easter island the olympics yeah the owner's meeting i want to go to the owner's meeting and just be around all these drunk ass owners all the time it's when does that mean is it what west palm beach something like that uh it's in

Speaker 1 that's a good question i better look it up i'm gonna go i'm gonna go one of these because like that feels like i love it heaven on earth is just getting day drunk with football guys for all you fuck sticks who spewed shit at me my kid my mom, my mom's kid, is that you?

Speaker 1 Well, it could be my brother, too. Okay, all right.
My mom's kid, my kid's mom, my head size, but you do have a big fucking head. Body size, intelligence, my mom's intelligence.

Speaker 1 People want to know your mom's intelligence? All because I made a prediction about your team today, save your ridiculous fucking insults for shit that matters in life. Mic drop.
I like that.

Speaker 1 Fucksticks is a strong. It's kind of like Socrates.
Your kid's mom.

Speaker 1 My mom's kid. I like that.
You're just talking about that.

Speaker 1 I think I was quoting Plato there.

Speaker 2 Is a fuck stick? Is that a penis? I'm as start calling my dick my fuck stick.

Speaker 1 That's great. Isn't that great? Yeah.
So I tweeted that out. And then,

Speaker 1 you know, I think everybody else in the media is like, oh my God, we wish we could say that. See, that's what happens when you let everybody know you're fucked up in the beginning.

Speaker 1 You can do shit like that. And they're like, eh, it's just Glazer being Glazers.
Are you getting any trouble? Did anyone say anything? No, no one said anything.

Speaker 1 The guy that Fox called, and they're like, you okay? I'm like, yeah, what's up?

Speaker 1 Of course, of course. It's just a Tuesday for me.
You're like, What?

Speaker 1 Fuck sick? Oh, yeah. Oh, no, don't think about that.

Speaker 1 But they were great. My bosses, Eric Shags and Brock Silverman, they were supportive.
And I got a little, but

Speaker 1 you know, the stray hands of the world come and be like, oh my God, I wish I could do that. I'm like, you can do that.
He's like, no, I can't do that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's got corporate money coming in.

Speaker 2 It seems like you're very happy with your job. Like, you've got a lot of stuff going on.
You're happy with the way that your life is set up now.

Speaker 1 I am, man. Thank God Almighty.
There's not a a day I don't wake up. Every single day I wake up,

Speaker 1 I say a little thing to God. I say, thank you, God, for

Speaker 1 what I have and

Speaker 1 for

Speaker 1 things that I've already could have dreamed that I could have. Every single morning.
Shout out to Big Stick in the sky. Yeah.
Hey, hey, be careful. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, I say that.

Speaker 2 He's the ultimate pipe man.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right. I mean, we're all descended from him.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 is there any small part of you that's like, hey, maybe Jay Glazer?

Speaker 1 There's nothing small about it. What? Maybe Jay Glazer could exist in the booth.

Speaker 2 Maybe they put me in the booth for like the B or C game on Fox NFL Sunday. See how it works.

Speaker 1 Why would I do that? Why? Why not? Fuck no, because I'm on the, because we're in the most successful sports show in the history of fucking sports. Why would I do that?

Speaker 1 We got inducted to the Hall of Fame this year. TV Hall of Fame.
Okay, I was like, television. So not sports.
It's about locked in with the streets. It's on the street over there.

Speaker 1 So I'm sitting over there. We got people that watch that.
We're about to go up on stage. I'd send her.
I got like, it's the first trophy I've ever had for not beating the fuck out of somebody.

Speaker 1 Okay, it's the first time I've ever had a trophy in my life for not having to beat somebody in some sort of combat sport. That's all I've ever had.

Speaker 1 And certainly I've never gotten any honorary degrees or shit. I've never won a spelling bee in my life.

Speaker 2 We should make an honorary.

Speaker 1 So I'm holding this little trophy.

Speaker 1 And I said to Howie Long, I turned to Howie and I said, hey. I know we're supposed to act like we've been here before, but fuck that.
I haven't. This shit is cool.

Speaker 1 Who's the funniest guy on set? Genuinely funny. We're all funny in our own right now.
But who's the guy who makes people laugh, Terry? Terry. Terry.

Speaker 1 Terry says, so this year we're standing on the field at

Speaker 1 the Super Bowl. We do it again.
So would I ever leave this? No, it's the 100th anniversary of the NFL. And we're on the Super Bowl and Strahan's, my freaking best friend.
And we're walking past there.

Speaker 1 And Kurt Meneffey and I got our starts. I was hosting a show at MSG Network down here called Unnecessary Roughness.
I remember it. However many years ago, and, you know,

Speaker 1 help raise, you know,

Speaker 1 train chris and kyle knew them since they were nine and seven just everyone's each other's godfathers for some of our kids best man at each other's weddings and there's been a lot of fucking weddings yeah between the six of us

Speaker 1 3.5 weddings so but bradshaw goes we're sitting on the sideline and terry goes and just deadpans he goes man this whole centennial thing they did this year for the NFL that we all did for this, it was just so cool.

Speaker 1 They should, they should so think about doing this again next year.

Speaker 1 It just deadpanned it. And we were just howling, man.
Well,

Speaker 2 are you sure that he was deadpanning or

Speaker 1 he plays it off

Speaker 1 because he told it to three other people? So he just, yeah, he's, but man, we're all

Speaker 1 here. You guys saw that moment this year, man, when Jimmy gets in the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 David Baker shows up.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Well, but here's the thing.
It was supposed to happen in pregame, but our pregame got covered up by the other playoff game. So we hid David Baker's big ass in Fox.

Speaker 1 I mean, somehow, somebody, could you imagine hiding that dude? Yeah, where do you hide three hours? Like in a closet.

Speaker 1 Like, there's no closet we could hide him in. So we hide him.
So I'm in my green room. And actually, I remember I'm on the phone with Andrew Whitworth about something because Andrew's part of MVP.

Speaker 1 We're talking about something there. He's helping one of our vets or something.
And I look up on our monitor, and all of a sudden, there's, I don't realize it's halftime.

Speaker 1 So there's David Baker walking in doing this, and Jimmy up there, and he's tearing up. I'm like, oh, shit, I had no mic, no nothing.

Speaker 1 So, I come flying out, and I'm sitting there like, oh, my God, the insider was so inside, he was outside.

Speaker 1 But it was the best moment we've ever had ever in the history of Fox NFL Sunday, in my opinion. And afterwards, we go out, and you saw how genuinely happy we were.
We're all crying for him.

Speaker 1 He's crying. And we go out to Dantana in LA after.
We walk in there. The entire place gives us a standing ovation, gives Jimmy a standing ovation.
They start singing happy hall of fame to him.

Speaker 1 They're throwing napkins in the air, man. It was freaking surreal, dude.

Speaker 1 Him crying was like a moment where I was like, oh, man, why am I feeling emotional? Right?

Speaker 1 I have nothing to do with Jimmy Johnson. It was those moments I say, like, thank you, God, like, how the fuck did I get here?

Speaker 2 When Coward gets surprised by him, and that giant chin starts to quiver.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 2 That was something. That was a great couple weeks ago.

Speaker 1 Well, that's why we thought it was going to happen in the pregame because it happened with him. And then when it didn't, we're like, oh, man.

Speaker 1 So we start, I start talking to Jimmy about the process, and a lot of us did, and just we're trying to, and he was like, no, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. So he kind of played off pretty good.

Speaker 1 And then when he got in, he started crying, oh, you were faking it the whole time. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so, so to wrap things up, you have a little bit of interest in going into the booth.

Speaker 1 Yes. Zero.

Speaker 2 Yes. I think you'd be great calling a game.
None. Zero.

Speaker 1 Even if there's none like Tony Romo money at you? No. Oh, what? Yeah.
Now we're talking. All right.

Speaker 1 I got two other questions.

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Speaker 1 First question is: Which I will not be calling in the booth credit. Correct.
First question, give us the free agent you see that is most sought after, not named Tom Brady.

Speaker 1 The guy that everyone's kind of forgetting. It's like, hey, I wouldn't be surprised if he is, he's going to have a lot of bidders.

Speaker 1 Who are the pass rushers out there? Ooh, Jade Van Clowney. That would probably be up there.

Speaker 1 Oh, actually, Lyman for the Patriots, too. Those linemen go.
Those offensive linemen.

Speaker 1 What about Dak? Do you think Dak's going to hit free agency? Oh, no clue. Come on.
Zero clue.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 2 No chance. Do you think he's dumb for turning out that contract offer?

Speaker 1 Was it $33 million?

Speaker 1 Let's see. I'll give you the list.
Here we go. Dak Prescott, Chris Jones.
Some of these guys are going to be a little bit more than a bit. Chris Jones will be.

Speaker 1 Amari Cooper, Drew Brees, Tom Brady, Jadavian Clowney, Byron Jones, Justin Simmons, Hunter Henry, Derrick Henry, Joe Thuny, Philip Rivers. Is Philip Rivers going to get a start in Joe somewhere?

Speaker 1 Possibly with the Colts. Ooh,

Speaker 1 there we go. I like the news.
All right, then my second question is.

Speaker 2 Wait, what about Derrick Henry?

Speaker 1 Is he going to get tagged or long term?

Speaker 1 We got to see what the CBA is kind of screwing everything up right now, too. Is that going to get decided now, or are we going to go to next year? Dude, I can't.
I don't

Speaker 1 have any water on either side. I don't know.
I don't know because when you have such a vast,

Speaker 1 you get so many people who have so many different opinions, it's hard to get a majority of something.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I can't speak for 1,600 dudes.
I don't know what they're going to do. Let me ask you this then.
Jay Glazer, how quickly would the CBA get solved if we went to Renzo Gracie's gym?

Speaker 1 It wouldn't get solved at all because we kicked the shit out of each other. Renzo Gracie's

Speaker 1 Goodell, Rodgers, D. Smith.
We all sat down after that. I know you all get on Roger.

Speaker 1 I know you all get on Roger. No, I don't.

Speaker 1 He's an unbelievable quarterback.

Speaker 1 I just hate his guts, and I think he's

Speaker 1 a good person. He is the one who personally, out of his own pocket, funded MVP in New York.
God damn it, don't do that. It's Roger Goodell.

Speaker 1 Roger Goodell. Not Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 1 So I don't think that's a good idea. He literally did.
We protect Roger Goodell. But he funded himself.

Speaker 2 So in other words, you're taking Roger Goodo's money.

Speaker 1 MVP is, yes.

Speaker 2 You're taking Roger. So you were a mouthpiece for Roger Goodell.

Speaker 1 Is that what I did? I thought Aaron Rodgers did something cool. And not only that, the dude showed up to the

Speaker 1 Rams. And he was like, no,

Speaker 1 he showed up to the Rams, Cowboys playoff game, and

Speaker 1 he's in touch with our vets. And he said, I know know you guys are here.
He went up into the stands for 45 minutes and watched with these vets with our original like 10 who all have

Speaker 1 fought Tuicide, and now they're here they are at the game. Sat there with them for 45 minutes up there for the anthem for everything.

Speaker 1 That's so I know you guys are

Speaker 1 not.

Speaker 1 There is a

Speaker 1 lot of attitudes.

Speaker 2 He's done good things and he's done not so good things. Yes,

Speaker 1 the duality of man.

Speaker 1 Yes and

Speaker 1 oh, my second question.

Speaker 1 You had a video that went viral that I still don't really understand how you got this collection of people together. You had a good one.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Sly Stallone, Guy Fieri.
Sounds a big deal right here.

Speaker 1 Great story. Ready? So here's how it happens.
These are all in Jay Glazer's house. He's hanging out.
No, no, Stallone's house. Stallone's house.
Oh, sorry.

Speaker 1 Stallone calls and he goes, hey, you want to come over and watch the fight tomorrow? Which is for Weeze and

Speaker 1 Joshua.

Speaker 1 You want to come over and watch the fight tomorrow? I'm like, yeah, dude, you're Rocky.

Speaker 1 So he's like, all right,

Speaker 1 any chance your friend Guy Fieri is in town because my daughters don't give a fuck about Rocky or Ramble, but they love diners, drivers, and dives.

Speaker 1 So that night, I was actually, so I put together weird communities of people, right? My crew, and whether it's, you know,

Speaker 1 that's what MVP, it's a community, right? Or Fox and Phil. I put together these weird fucking communities.
So that night, I was like, I'm going to dinner tonight with a strange dinner.

Speaker 1 It's me, Batista,

Speaker 1 one of my little fighters, Ava Knight, Nate Boyer, Stray Ann, Mike McCarthy, and Guy Fieri. So I said, yep, guys, come on.
Let me talk to him. So I called Guy up.

Speaker 1 I said, hey, dude, I tell him the thing. I said, Stallone wants to know if you want to come over and watch the fight.
And he goes, I'm supposed to leave tonight.

Speaker 1 But let me call my wife. So his wife literally says to him, hold on a sec, you're telling me you can go with Glazer to Stallone's house to go watch.

Speaker 1 a fight and you're calling me and asking me if you should come home tonight she literally her quote is you're a fucking idiot if you come home tonight right so he calls me up he goes all right i'm in find out from stallone who's going to be there i'll come i'll cook and i'll make his daughters my sous chefs, right?

Speaker 1 Incredible. First, I call Guy and I go, tell me you love me.
He goes, why do you love me? I said, tell me you love me. Why do I love you? And I tell him, Stallone wants this.
Boom.

Speaker 1 So I call Rocky back and I go to Stallone, tell me you love me. He goes, why do I love you? Tell me you love me.
Why do I love you? I said, well, Guy's going to come.

Speaker 1 He's going to cook and make your daughters your sous chef. He needs to know, you know, what the guest list is.
And he goes, well, you don't need to cook.

Speaker 1 I'm just getting cold cuts in the Mulberry Street Pizza. I said, bro, you're not getting fucking cold cuts and Mulberry Street Pizza.
When Guy Fiati's coming over, he shit me.

Speaker 1 So I said, just give me the guest list so he knows he's going to bring food. He goes, all right, it's me, you guy.
I said, I'm bringing Strahan. He goes, Strahan,

Speaker 1 Pacino, Schwarzenegger, Sugar Ray, Leonard. I go, get the fuck out of here.
He goes, what? These are my friends. Those are your friends.
I shit you not. David Blaine comes over and does magic.

Speaker 1 Like, you got to be.

Speaker 1 So I set the whole thing up. God damn.
And then, and then, oh, no, then we're in Stallone's house. And Stallone's house is incredible because you make sure you just didn't make all this stuff.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I know, right? I can buy my own. I got the head and Stallone's house on wet dreams.
He has a Rocky room. So he has the original gloves from Rocky.

Speaker 1 And he's trying to, and you come in, he'll put it on your hands, but they're tiny. I'm like, dude, I don't want to tear the original gloves from Rocky.
He has all the Leroy Neiman posters.

Speaker 1 He has the championship belts from Rocky. He has everything in there.
And then he has a Rambo and Expendables room. So all the stuff is in that.
And then Rocky.

Speaker 1 He has the Rocky statue at the end of his infinity pool that just overlooks this valley. Okay.

Speaker 1 And then he has two theaters in there. And oh, by the way, the Oscars, they're like with the the alcohols.

Speaker 1 Like, you know, those pesky awards, QBs, like best pictures and with the vodka, best directors and with the tequila. Like, you know, so we're sitting there.

Speaker 1 It's just, and I'm sitting there and I'm like, you know, the fight's going on. And there's me and Sugar Ray.
And we're kind of doing commentary about the fight. And I'm sitting there.

Speaker 1 And Stray Hen's looking at me going, you're doing commentary with Sugar Ray Leonard about fighting. I'm like, hey, yeah, just shut the fuck up.
Leave me alone. Let me do this, right?

Speaker 1 And even Stray, he brings me. And I brought Michael because I'm like, he's brought me Oscars.
I was Hall of Famers, everything. I got to, you know, pay it back.

Speaker 1 And he's like, hey, you pulled out some shit in your life before, but fucking nothing like this. So I said, no shit.
So we're there.

Speaker 1 And Stallone literally comes over and he goes, hey, you think it'd be okay if we post

Speaker 1 here? I'm like,

Speaker 1 let me talk to Guy and Stray Slying.

Speaker 1 I'll get back to you on this. Like, are you shitting me? So he's the best.
He's like a little kid, though.

Speaker 4 And I think my value is I make them, I give them all the locker room.

Speaker 1 Like I just, it's the dudeism factor. I find it.
You're a walking locker room. I'm a walker right Everywhere you go, you have to have fun.
You have a parameter of just guys being cherished.

Speaker 1 You're a walking man cave.

Speaker 1 That's exactly what I had. I like that.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I got two questions about that.

Speaker 1 Dude, it was unbelievable. That's one of them.
I've said I have like a million questions, but I boil it down. And wait, wait, hold on.
Let me back.

Speaker 1 So then he calls me a month ago and he goes, hey, I want to make this regular thing. So you decide your guest list.
I'm like, I'll put together a guest list. Like, what do you fucking get?

Speaker 1 He goes, Is there any chance I got one more request for my daughters? I go, They love part of my take and they want to get a

Speaker 1 great cat and PHP.

Speaker 1 Done. Any chance

Speaker 1 you can get Wiz Khalifa up to my house?

Speaker 1 I said, Are you shit me? He goes, Daughters love Wiz Khalifa. I said, Weed or without weed.
He goes, Whatever he wants.

Speaker 1 So I talked to Wiz. Wiz, like, hell yeah, I want to go to Rocky's house.
So that's my next one. I bring Wiz up there.
I got to cook. And just,

Speaker 2 we love his daughter. His daughters are great.

Speaker 1 We love you. We love you.
You know why we love you? Because you invited us.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 So, first question about that dinner. What did Guy Fieri cook?

Speaker 1 Holy shit. So that was

Speaker 1 so

Speaker 1 he brings, first he brings like, I don't know, man, it must have been about

Speaker 1 eight grand in

Speaker 1 Japanese Kobe Wayu beef. He's just like, you know, usually we get a restaurants like that big.
It's like tiny, like the size of like three fingers.

Speaker 1 This is like this huge freaking, and then he brought, I don't know, it must have been a couple grand in white truffles where he's just putting it on it.

Speaker 1 And then huge crab, king crabs, and lobster and this and that. And I mean, it was.

Speaker 2 Was there any donkey sauce?

Speaker 1 Next question. He didn't make the donkey sauce.

Speaker 1 It was pretty fucking ridiculous. Even the guy guy does triple D and all that.
Each man has some biscuit cook. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Who's the alpha in that room?

Speaker 1 The alpha? Great question.

Speaker 1 Let's say you guys are all on a plane and there's a terrorist. Who's the one who's being like, all right, let's roll.
Let's fucking kick this. Rambo.
Okay. You kidding me? Yeah, yeah.
Rambo. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Is he still in good shape?

Speaker 1 It's unreal. He is freaking jacked.
He's 73.

Speaker 1 That's crazy though.

Speaker 2 It's unbelievable.

Speaker 1 So then, what's it? I said, David Blaine comes and does magic.

Speaker 1 No, he's the alpha.

Speaker 1 No, so David Blaine

Speaker 1 obviously David Blaine is the alpha. I've watched tough episodes of History of the Pickle.
You've seen the shit he does, right? And all of a sudden, he's like, has this pick a car?

Speaker 1 He doesn't touch the car. He's going to say anything.
He's just, you know, pick a car in your brain. All this.
Okay. And all of a sudden, he goes, you know, what's the car?

Speaker 1 And we're like, oh, yeah, it's the five of diamonds. He goes through the whole deck.
There's no five of diamonds. And I'm like, we're all kind of looking.
All right, where's the

Speaker 1 you know where is it and he goes oh you know what jay it it was just attracted to you and i'm like what he goes turn your wrist over and there's this freaking five of diamonds folded under my watch

Speaker 1 and if you go on our rest you hear uh guy fiery yell it out what the

Speaker 1 what the fuck and then al pacino's going i gotta go to my therapist

Speaker 1 this is this was like the most surreal shit i've ever done in my life i've done some cool things man but this was um

Speaker 1 yeah i that's a that's a pretty cool friendship to have. All right.
Well, Jay, thank you so much. Always a pleasure.
Love you guys, man. Shout out the website again.

Speaker 1 We're going to put it in the link in the bio, but it is. Vetsandplayers.org.

Speaker 1 Go on our Instagram.

Speaker 1 Just, man, if you're a combat vet out there, man, just remember, man, you have, we got your back. We have a team here.
We are waiting with our arms open for you. Come build our team.

Speaker 1 If anything, be of service to your fellow vets and these players that need some help also. You've done some great shit in the past that does not end when your time time in the military ends.

Speaker 1 Have you been on Zero Block 30 yet? Our military

Speaker 1 tonight.

Speaker 1 We do need to get you on there again. Done.
Done other than done. I want to send JC over there.
My friend JC Glick right here led Ranger Battalion, did 11 combat tours. How many missions?

Speaker 1 Over a thousand. Over a thousand missions.
That's a lot of missions. He'll fuck you up.
Fuck. He's done a lot out there in the field to help against the bad guys, but he's also saved a lot of lives.

Speaker 1 That's one of the things we found out for our vets that they don't like to go around. People ask, well, how many people did you kill? And And we finally...
How many saved, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yes, how many people have you saved? I like that. That's what we've changed it up on them.
Yeah, that's really good. All right, so Jay, thank you.
One last question. Do you want to bench?

Speaker 2 Tom Brady to the Saints? Oh, no chance or no answer.

Speaker 1 Saints?

Speaker 1 We've moved on to like... No chance or no answer.
We're talking about killing people in Saints. No chance or no answer.

Speaker 2 Drew Bree is not coming back to the Saints.

Speaker 1 Taysom Hill is going to be a stud in the future. Tom Brady is the Chiefs.
Taysom.

Speaker 1 That's a no. That's the dumbest shit I've heard you say so far.
I didn't hear a no chance.

Speaker 1 Seems like a no answer. Because certain things are just not worth my breath.
Interesting. Hey, well, come on, watch the business.
Talk to me. We're talking about the Chiefs.
Yeah, interesting.

Speaker 1 All right, so what are you going to bench?

Speaker 1 We'll leave people with benching. Why don't you bench? Huh? Do you work out? Do you lift? The one who actually works out now is always like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 That interview with Jay Glazer was.

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Speaker 1 Okay, let's get to. I just have one Sabre metrics, then we'll do our recap of Love is Blind.
I don't know if you guys saw this Sabermetrics, but just something to think about.

Speaker 1 And I'm not pointing fingers. I'm not saying anything here.

Speaker 1 Matt Tomic tweeted this.

Speaker 1 1918, Toronto wins its first Stanley Cup. 1919, Stanley Cup canceled.
1992, 93, Toronto wins its first World Series.

Speaker 2 1994, World Series canceled.

Speaker 1 2019, Toronto wins its first NBA championship. 2020, NBA Championship potentially canceled.

Speaker 2 So what you're saying is that viruses are ring chasers.

Speaker 1 What the fuck, Toronto?

Speaker 1 When do we get worried about the Olympics? I'm already worried. Dude, the Olympics are gone.

Speaker 2 Japan is saying they're going to go on without a hitch. There are going to be numerous hitches.

Speaker 1 We're not bringing the world to

Speaker 1 a month of hitch.

Speaker 1 I'm not.

Speaker 1 Well, actually, you're.

Speaker 1 I never have been worried about the Olympics because I don't actually care. I just want the NBA to actually have a finals.

Speaker 2 Oh, I love the Summer Olympics, though.

Speaker 2 I'm disappointed that we're not going to get the Summer Olympics this year. There's so many events that I really like, and it sucked, but they're going to pretend that they're going to go on with it.

Speaker 2 So people buy their tickets, they'll buy their hotels, and maybe some of the people that already arranged this vacation, once the Olympics are canceled, will still follow through and do like a vacation in Tokyo.

Speaker 2 That's what they're hoping for.

Speaker 1 But my point is...

Speaker 2 There's no chance that it happens.

Speaker 1 No, but my point is the Summer Olympics are great when you don't have any other sports. We're going to have, hopefully, basketball and hockey.
True. So I won't care.
True, yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, I won't care that I won't be like, man, wear the Summer Olympics because I'll be watching, hopefully, the NBA Finals in late July.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it would be so ridiculous to have a Summer Olympics right now and just basically infect all the world's best athletes at the same time with the disease. Really?

Speaker 2 You do have the big bowl of condoms. You know what?

Speaker 1 Maybe that would stop it. Maybe they just run the Summer Olympics and they just tape it all for us because we're already watching on tape delay.
Why don't they? Who cares?

Speaker 1 And then save it for the next pandemic.

Speaker 2 The only continent that doesn't have the virus right now, Antarctica. Is that because

Speaker 1 it's so cold there?

Speaker 2 No, it's summer in Antarctica, so it's so hot, and we know the virus doesn't like the heat. So you should do the Summer Olympics right now in Antarctica.

Speaker 2 Tape it.

Speaker 1 Don't let us see it until the one LSU fan that had Hank all kinds of confused.

Speaker 2 It's just Marlin's Man there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 2 By the way, Marlin's Man had quite the recap or quite the writing.

Speaker 2 He is very worried.

Speaker 2 There was a big article about him today.

Speaker 2 I feel like it was in the Sun Sentinel, and it was just about how this is going to affect Marlin's Man's travel schedule that he has for the spring and the summer.

Speaker 1 Oh, no. Yeah, what is he going to do?

Speaker 2 Well, he says, my office is going to freak out because I'm going to be there for a month. I'll probably have people quit.
I haven't been in the office for a full month straight since 2012.

Speaker 1 I mean, he's already a plane crash survivor. Can someone make sure that he feeds his cats?

Speaker 2 I'm wondering about the NFL draft in Las Vegas. I've got reservations for that, too.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Dude,

Speaker 2 this is bad. That's tough.

Speaker 2 I was just in Las Vegas. It could have been me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, someone. You were just in.
Fuck.

Speaker 1 Walking. God damn it.
This is.

Speaker 1 Nothing's ever going to be the same again.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 1 Love is blind.

Speaker 2 Love is blind. Now, this show, I have not yelled at my TV while watching a show as much as I have watching this, whatever it is.

Speaker 2 I can't decide. When I first started watching, I was like, this show sucks.
I hate everyone involved. But now, I feel like I didn't want to stop watching it after the fourth episode.

Speaker 2 I was like, I kind of love how much I hate some of these characters. Okay.

Speaker 1 It was hard for me to physically watch. Yeah, it's a bad show.
It's a bad show. If you haven't,

Speaker 1 we obviously are in our Love is Blind recap portion. So if you have not watched it yet, save this.
We're going to recap one through five. We'll probably do six through 10 on Friday's show.

Speaker 1 So, you have something to watch every single night.

Speaker 1 Let's do big picture real quick.

Speaker 1 So, we found out there's actually 60 people that got invited. So, it's 30 guys, 30 girls.
We probably only saw like 10 or 12 of them.

Speaker 1 My question right off the bat, and I don't want this to sound mean at all, but because it's love is blind,

Speaker 1 did they intentionally not pick like super attractive people? Because Because it was markedly

Speaker 1 way lower than your bachelor, your bachelorette, your real world.

Speaker 1 That's the first season of a new show. Yeah, exactly.
So the production circle, there are other people. I thought maybe they were like, who cares if they're not that attractive? I don't see it.

Speaker 2 I'm going to throw a flag on that one because my first note was they should have had at least two very unattractive people.

Speaker 1 Well, I think they did. Very unattractive people.
I think they did. If you saw the 60.

Speaker 2 I didn't look at all the 60 books.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. I'm saying there was even some clips.
Like, we were joking, the 38-year-old dude who was like, are you an African-American? Yeah. That guy was whack.

Speaker 2 That was perhaps the most awkward

Speaker 2 thing I've ever seen on a dating show.

Speaker 1 They threw some dogs in there, but I just noticed

Speaker 2 I wanted to see some, like, notably doggish people on there

Speaker 2 that would shock the person if they got picked.

Speaker 1 They were, though, and they were, I'm not saying I'm a good-looking guy because I probably would be perfect for Love is Blinder.

Speaker 1 I'm probably less attractive than the people on there, but usually when you watch a dating show, you're like, holy shit, all these people aren't even real life.

Speaker 2 There are some very attractive people on the show.

Speaker 1 There are a few.

Speaker 2 There are a few.

Speaker 1 A few. But there also are a bunch that you're like, how'd that guy get there?

Speaker 2 Yeah, so you're African-American. That was a great opening line.

Speaker 1 Like, what's his name? Kenny, who's sweet dude. He's not real.
Why isn't there... Or what about with Cameron? Nice guy.

Speaker 1 You're not like a looker.

Speaker 2 Why isn't there a glory hole in the love pods?

Speaker 2 And that really confused me when they kept referring to, like, when we had this discussion on the pod, I thought that all, they all had something on iTunes or Spotify.

Speaker 2 Like, they were talking about every time they used the word pod, it triggered me to think about a podcast. Right.

Speaker 1 Nicola Shea acting like everyone just knows who he is. Yeah.
He was like, obviously, I'm Nicolas Shea. I'm obviously Nicola Shea.

Speaker 2 And Nicola Shea, like, did he do anything in between episodes one and four?

Speaker 1 He did nothing basically the entire time.

Speaker 1 I watched the whole thing, but yeah, he does nothing the whole time. He popped back up.

Speaker 1 I'm Nicola Shea. Yeah, I'm Nicola Shea, and then ask reads a cue card.

Speaker 2 He popped back up episode four. He's like, I'm Nick Lachey, and now we're here at this all-inclusive resort in Mexico.

Speaker 2 And it was obviously just an excuse for him to take a free vacation.

Speaker 1 How many people do you think they went down the list when they were looking for hosts before they got to the Lachays?

Speaker 2 Well, he's your backup, Joey Fatone. So he's the guy you call when Joey's like, no, I can't do it.
That's the month that I'm hosting the March Madness thing with Impractical Jokers. Right.

Speaker 1 But they needed, obviously, a married couple here, and they were like, oh,

Speaker 1 let's look at like, was Ashley Simpson and her husband not available? I feel like that would have been good.

Speaker 1 Maybe Jamie Lynn Spears. I don't know.
I feel like Nicola Shea was not number one.

Speaker 2 Definitely not.

Speaker 1 So, all right, so they, so the show is patently ridiculous.

Speaker 2 Who do you, where should we, like, I want to, I want to talk about Barnett because Barnett, I have, I have this thing where I, I hate him.

Speaker 1 He's a fuckboy.

Speaker 2 Oh, the very definition of fuckboy. And he's found his girl in Amber, who is the very definition of a hot mess.

Speaker 2 So you got a fuckboy and a hot mess, and those are two unstoppable forces that are just going to rub up against each other until they get into a fight.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 2 So that relationship's not going to work, but they're going to have a hell of a time while they're in it.

Speaker 2 But his jokes that he had to introduce himself to everybody, they're like pre-dad jokes. Yes.
Like he's going to be an excellent dad.

Speaker 1 Oh, I wrote them down. They were pretty bad.
So

Speaker 1 when

Speaker 1 one of, I think Jessica said, what do you think about dogs in the bed? And he replied, I am one. I am one.

Speaker 1 She also said, you kids what do you think about kids he says do I have any not that I know of

Speaker 2 they well he had a great quote when he was talking to the camera about what he's looking for on the show he goes I usually go for pretty girls but this time I'm not looking for anything

Speaker 2 Well, not that I'm looking for anything ugly, but

Speaker 2 he's like, I usually like to date pretty girls as my type. I still do, but I usually in the past have also done that.

Speaker 1 The kids joke, I think he said, so he said, not that I know of. And then Jessica said, no, I meant your position.
And he said, what's my favorite position?

Speaker 1 So really just, really making everyone laugh.

Speaker 1 And then the last one I wrote down, they asked, when they went back to the room, where it was a very odd dynamic, they would all go back to the pad and be like, who did you connect with?

Speaker 1 And someone said, who were you all feeling? And he said, none of them, because it was through a wall. Good one, Barnett.
Very good.

Speaker 2 And then he said, all these girls love my jokes.

Speaker 1 They love the jokes.

Speaker 1 All right, so Barnett, yeah, I agree with you. He's a fuckboy, but he also, I don't know, he's whatever.
He's actually kind of normal.

Speaker 1 He's probably the most normal guy.

Speaker 1 No, I think. He's the only guy I think that I would be friends with.

Speaker 2 Right, but that's not normal.

Speaker 1 No, I think we're normal.

Speaker 2 There's something a little bit different about Barnett. That makes him like all the girls, obviously, we're getting into like a big fight over who's going to be his girl.

Speaker 2 He's different from the other guys. The other guys are just like, everyone's boring on that show.
All the other guys

Speaker 2 with the exception of, I guess, Carlton. But Carlton, he needs to see it shrink immediately.

Speaker 1 Mark's desperation makes him not boring. So

Speaker 1 he's not boring just out of the

Speaker 1 just out of the sheer fact that I've never seen someone self-cuck themselves as much as he does. So that was the big from the first five episodes, Jessica

Speaker 1 and Barnett. Barnett being like, I think Barnett actually wrote it down.
It says, he said, if this place had no other guys and no other girls, I'd propose to you.

Speaker 1 Which that is quite the love, you know, throwing that out there. And Jessica falls head over heels.
And then the next day, she's like,

Speaker 1 hey, Barnett, did you mean all that stuff you said last night? And Barnett's like, nah, not really.

Speaker 1 And then she goes from that to, you know what? Who's that first guy? Mark.

Speaker 1 Jessica is 34 years old, cannot figure out how all of her relationships fail, and then came on this show and basically got directly into a failed relationship. Yep.

Speaker 2 Yeah, got dumped, and then got a rebound in Mark.

Speaker 1 And was like, I'll make it work.

Speaker 2 Yeah, she was like, I'm going to make this work. We have so much in common.
Like, we're both from Chicago.

Speaker 1 And Italian parents. And dogs.

Speaker 2 Literally, all they had in common was that they grew up near Chicago. And dumped.

Speaker 2 And so she kept like trying, when she would talk to herself and convince herself that things might work out with Mark, it was just going back to like,

Speaker 2 you know, we're built on something so solid, our foundation, that he really likes the Cubs.

Speaker 1 No, you forgot one thing, the Christianity.

Speaker 2 When Mark explained his tattoo, it was like, yeah, I have a cross on my side

Speaker 1 and I left a space open for my future kids. And she was like, oh my God, that is so romantic.

Speaker 2 She strikes me as somebody who has said multiple times, like, I'm not religious, but I'm very spiritual.

Speaker 1 No, I want to raise my kids through the church.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 But I don't go.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Mark is turning incel in front of her eyes.

Speaker 1 Mark is simp.

Speaker 2 He's a big time simp. He's having to negotiate for the relationship to keep going.

Speaker 2 Every single conversation, their entire relationship is just a series of important talks that they have to have with each other. And every time it's Mark being like,

Speaker 2 I'm here for you, and I'm still here, and I'm going to make this work. Are you going to make this work? And she's like, yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 2 And then she goes to the bathroom and fingers herself to turn up our neck.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and then Mark's like, hey, I've been thinking, like, if we're really going to get married, maybe at some point you should actually not be completely appalled by the look of me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, and she's like, I don't know. It's just maybe

Speaker 1 physical. You know what? We're working on things.
Like, you're my best friend. Right.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 No, it was, he basically proposed to her. He said, will you do me the honor of putting me the fuck in your friend zone for once?

Speaker 1 Yes, she's even said, like, I think of him as, like, my best friend. Like, I love him.
He's like a brother. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And by by the way, when he talked her into staying, I think it was episode five. She was like about to break up with him again.

Speaker 2 He was like, Will you be my teammate? She's like, Yeah, we're teammates. Yes.

Speaker 1 He also had an all-time moment. And I just want to take a timeout real quick and just say how sad I am.
I just thought again about the bracket

Speaker 1 and just the fact that we're talking about this when it's Selection Sunday. Okay, time back in.
He had a moment. I wrote this down because so Jessica

Speaker 1 gets dumped by Barnett and then goes back to mark and mark says jessica's like i'm not seeing i'm not seeing him anymore about barnett to mark and mark says to the camera my mom used to always tell me if you love something let it go if it comes back it was meant to be first of all

Speaker 1 that's a very very common saying but second of all

Speaker 2 had an aim profile yeah

Speaker 1 but second of all you didn't let her go She wanted to be married to Barnett. She got dumped by him and then she came came back.

Speaker 1 You weren't like, hey, go date some other people and see if that's what you want.

Speaker 1 She literally was just like, fuck, I really want to be a reality television star and the whole thing is I have to get engaged.

Speaker 2 Mark, we're back together. Also, if you love something, let it go.

Speaker 2 He spent like two days when she was gone. Yeah.
There was like a two-day window where he wasn't really talking to her that much. Yes.

Speaker 2 That was his like big gesture of like letting her go out and find herself in the world right now.

Speaker 2 And then the instant that Barnett was like, no, I don't want to be with you, she just goes to him and cries to him about Barnett. And then he's like, I guess we're dating now.

Speaker 1 He just needs to jerk off. He really does need to jerk off.

Speaker 2 And when they're talking about it, she's always like, I think that we should take it slow on the physical aspect. He's like, no, I totally agree.

Speaker 2 I think that that's a very smart move to take it very slow, whatever you want to do. I will always be respectful of you.
And I agree that it's better for the long term if we take it slow.

Speaker 2 And then if she at any second was like, do you want to fuck you? Be like, yes, yes, immediately. I need to fuck that.

Speaker 1 Not only that, but she kept on saying, she was like, yeah, you know, I fell in love with Mark and the pods when I didn't know what he looked like.

Speaker 1 And I didn't know that he was, like, wasn't, you know, muscular enough for me.

Speaker 1 And I'm just, she kept on saying that line, like, there was two marks. Like, there was a mark of the pods and mark here.
I'm just trying to have those come together. Essentially, translation.

Speaker 1 I want to puke in my mouth every time I see you,

Speaker 1 but I do want to keep doing this show because I want to be a reality star and I'm 34 and have nothing going for me I think she just wants to keep doing the show so that she can see Barnett once every three days and like try to fuck him I

Speaker 1 plowed through all of them I think

Speaker 1 was wait I hate her I hate her screen did she screaming at the moment

Speaker 1 did she go up to Barnett again when she was drunk yes she went to she went up to Barnett when she was drunk yeah but like and was like hey what one last chance no I haven't gotten to that my bad all right we'll talk about that sorry but that's not a shock to me that's literally the next

Speaker 2 she's already done it twice.

Speaker 1 Yes, I get all of my messica

Speaker 1 shitty behavior all blends into one.

Speaker 2 She's the worst. She's just

Speaker 2 the worst person. And I think I really like Amber.
Amber is like, she is insane. In fact, there are a couple women on that show that I see a lot of Vince Vaughan's stalker characters playing crashers.

Speaker 2 And she's definitely in that category. Okay.
Because she seems like she'd be fun to go to Kabo with for a weekend.

Speaker 1 Yes, which, but maybe not Mary. That's the problem.

Speaker 1 My favorite couple by far is

Speaker 1 Cameron and what's her name?

Speaker 1 Lauren. Yes.
Lauren. They're the most like, hey.
They're pretty normal. As Cameron, though, he's a weirdo.
He's boring. He's a little too...

Speaker 1 Have you ever noticed, like, every time they walk, he is way too close to her and touches her a lot.

Speaker 2 Is he a clinger?

Speaker 1 I think he just is.

Speaker 1 I think he just always has a raging hard boner. Like, the way he walks, I think he's trying to hide it from the camera by getting right behind her.
It makes me very uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 So I made this note while I was watching.

Speaker 2 This show leads the league in semi-irections. Yes.
So they're like always making out in pools wearing swimsuits and stuff. And then they show like a clip of them standing up and walking away.

Speaker 2 It's like, okay, I didn't need to see that. Right.
I did not need to see that.

Speaker 1 And then you had Kelly and Kenny, who the

Speaker 1 kissing king and queen of the world, who have not had sex. And then all they do is kiss.
Yes. Kenny, dude.

Speaker 2 But he's a very good kisser, according to Kelly.

Speaker 1 Not the best. She said that, remember? She's like,

Speaker 1 he's one of the best kissers I've ever kissed.

Speaker 1 And it's just, I thought they were kissing because they had just had sex. And then when you were like, wait, they're not having sex? They're just kissing?

Speaker 1 It's, Kenny, you're going to watch this Batman and you're not going to be happy.

Speaker 2 No, and she was like, I think the first night. She was like, yeah, I think it's going to be great.

Speaker 2 We're going to kiss a lot and we're going to cuddle and we're going to cuddle some more and then kiss. And I think we're both going to be really happy with that.

Speaker 2 And he's like in the background just biting biting his fist.

Speaker 1 Again, I'm so sick of kissing this chick.

Speaker 2 That's so great. Stop.
She reminds me a lot of Danica Patrick for some reason.

Speaker 1 A little bit, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 She's got that little feistiness. Yes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she, yeah. And she loves, she loves being held and kissed and smothered.
Fuck Jessica.

Speaker 2 I hate Jessica. She's a messy bitch.
She loves drama.

Speaker 1 Slob kebab. Hate her.
Shout out Kelly. Kelly Martin sent that to me.

Speaker 2 She goes spiral hair.

Speaker 1 She's like, oh my God, I'm so happy you're watching this. Jessica's such a slob kebab.

Speaker 1 She is.

Speaker 1 All right, other couples, I mean, this really is, they're all boring, except

Speaker 2 Giovannini.

Speaker 1 Enter Damian with the most unintentionally, well, actually, it might have been intentional, awkward proposal where she then proposed to him. Yeah.
And he did the box thing with the bow.

Speaker 1 And you're like, dude, you're bringing out all the stops for a reality show.

Speaker 2 And he was like talking to the boys before he proposed. And if you're a competitor on the show, if you're one of the guys, wouldn't you play your cards closer to the vest?

Speaker 2 Like, you wouldn't necessarily tell everybody that you're going to propose.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 But yeah, he was like, I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous.
I'm going to, boys, can you just amp me up real quick for this?

Speaker 2 And then he goes in there, gets down on a knee, and then she stops him, and he starts crying, makes him rise, and she's like, Wait, first ask her full name, doesn't know her full name.

Speaker 2 I'm getting on my fucking knee, okay? Fuck, man.

Speaker 1 I forgot about Cameron, by the way, when he, with the boner thing, when he proposed, he did have a pillow right on his lap. Yeah.
Which was like, dude, you're about to blow.

Speaker 2 Who's the guy with the beard?

Speaker 2 The 27-year-old who looks like he's 50. Kenny.

Speaker 1 Kenny. Kenny and Kelly.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Kenny and Kelly. So the worst.

Speaker 1 So we just kissed.

Speaker 1 When Kenny proposed,

Speaker 1 I hate that we're doing this. Give me the fucking bracket.

Speaker 1 I'm so into it, but then I just snap out of it. I'm like, this is the worst.
Fuck you, coronavirus.

Speaker 2 When Kenny proposed, he said, I want you to cover your eyes with me. I'm going to cover my eyes because I want to be in this moment.
It's like the show that you're on, you can't see them. 12 is blind.

Speaker 2 It was like when Jacob Vrona got the Stanley Cup tattoo on his wrist, and he was wearing a short-sleeved shirt, and he lifted his short sleeve up.

Speaker 2 It's like, there's no point in doing that physical thing. You can't see.
I was mad at that, too. I'm just, I found that this show has very nicely taken the place of me yelling at my TV

Speaker 2 about late fouls and basketball games. It's just anger.

Speaker 1 It's anger.

Speaker 1 Hank, you got anything? Come on. What about Carlton?

Speaker 2 Do we have pure hate? Do we have Carlton Diamond thoughts? Carlton's a psycho.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think Carlton, like, dude, you know,

Speaker 1 you obviously, like you said, you dated guys and girls. I think that's probably something you want to say before you get engaged.
Yes, good enough.

Speaker 1 But that feels like information that, hey, like Diamond, it's up to her whether she's comfortable with it.

Speaker 1 I think people should be comfortable with it, but that still is something that you don't want to wait until after the ring's on the finger to be like, hey, just a heads up.

Speaker 1 I like guys and girls.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you need to say that before you propose. And she reacted probably as good as she could have been expected to react to that because it's like shocking news.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And then they flip out on each other. They have a big fight

Speaker 2 at the pool. Great fight.
And he's on his way out and he's like, okay, you want to get personal? It's going to go personal. He goes,

Speaker 2 that's why your weave slips. Fuck you, bitch.
Yeah. Fuck you, bitch.
You're a bitch boy. That's why your weave slips.
And then it cuts to just a one-on-one interview of Carlton and the camera.

Speaker 1 He's like, I don't think that she's the right girl for me. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So that was a combustible relationship. I think she also was.

Speaker 2 He was also the most.

Speaker 1 She was a lovable. The dancing team for the Bulls.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so she was a professional. She was a lovable.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 when he was in the pod with Tank Girl, what's her name again, Amber?

Speaker 2 When she was talking to him about her job, like working on tanks for the U.S. Army, he was the most judgmental of her.
for like having a masculine job. Yes.

Speaker 2 And meanwhile, he's like very worried about people being judgmental of him. Yes.

Speaker 2 I think

Speaker 2 he could be a likable guy and needs to see a therapist.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 he probably was like, hey, if I go on this reality show, I'll probably be able to work out a lot of the things that I got going on in my head.

Speaker 2 That's usually the best way to deal with some self-hatred issues is to go on a reality show. Right.

Speaker 1 So he'll figure it out, maybe. I don't know.

Speaker 2 I just want to caution anyone that's going to be around Mark. Again, in the near future, I think he is turning incel.
So he's going to be.

Speaker 1 We're going to try to get Mark on the show.

Speaker 2 He's going to turn into a joker.

Speaker 1 I feel bad for him.

Speaker 2 He needs an intervention or he'll get joked.

Speaker 1 It also was classic

Speaker 1 how often he would be like, you know,

Speaker 1 he did that thing where, and I think it's actually a relatable thing if you've ever

Speaker 1 seen a girl, dated a girl that's older, and been like, yeah, I'm 24, but I'm not your average 24-year-old. It's like everything about you is your average 24-year-old.

Speaker 2 He's extremely 24-year-old.

Speaker 1 And he tried so hard to be 34, what Messica's age is, but the reality is Messica's like 18.

Speaker 1 So, you know what I want to see?

Speaker 2 Yeah, she is a lot younger than her number.

Speaker 1 Social maturity of an 18-year-old.

Speaker 2 I hate Jessica, but I want to see a spin-off show that's just Jessica, and she's got...

Speaker 2 A house, it's basically the bachelorette, where she's got a house of like 12 guys that are vying for her attention. And then once every two weeks, they just drop Barnett off for like 30 minutes.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And then just take him out and say, all right, peace out.

Speaker 1 Don't even have him come in the house. Have them bench press in the yard.
Yeah. And then she just watches.
She also,

Speaker 1 the amount that she had to drink to, like, stomach being around Mark was hilarious.

Speaker 1 Every single time you saw her, she had a glass of wine in her hand.

Speaker 2 Also, a very cool shot was after day two, I think. They cut back to the guys' room, and then the guys were just shirtless working out together.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they were cliffing each other up and doing. That was so, so classic, just dudes.

Speaker 2 This is just prison rules. Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, I'm excited for you to watch the rest of the show.
Like I said, I just powered through because I was like,

Speaker 1 I hate it, but I also couldn't keep my eyes off it.

Speaker 1 It's almost the perfect Netflix show for 2020, where it's just like, you just despise everyone that's part of it, but you also cannot stop watching it.

Speaker 2 Did they think that you had to get engaged to be let out of the house? No, you didn't. Like it was an escape room and the only way out was to get married? Because I can't.

Speaker 2 I couldn't put myself in the heads of these people that are falling in love in two days with somebody that you can't see. And you're like, yeah, you know what? Marriage is a good option.

Speaker 1 The only thing that I kept on going back to is like, how much, and I would love to know the answer to this, and maybe someone knows, maybe someone who worked on the production, how many hours did the couples that got engaged actually talk?

Speaker 1 Because if it was, I think it was like four or five days. So,

Speaker 1 I don't know, maybe there was a connection where, you know, like Cameron and Lauren were talking for three hours a day. I actually four days.

Speaker 2 They seem like they could make it.

Speaker 2 If I'm doing my predictions right now, I have a lot of money on them getting married, lasting for a little bit.

Speaker 2 Virtually no money would be spent on either Barnett or Messica.

Speaker 1 Oh, you don't think Messica and Mark are going to make it?

Speaker 2 I don't think so.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 2 they might get married, and she just might have an arrangement where it's okay for her to cheat on all the time. He's like, that's fine.
I want to respect it.

Speaker 1 Oh, well, okay, let me give you this isn't even

Speaker 1 a spoiler, but it's actually a great teaser for anyone who wants to watch the whole thing and wants to get to the end.

Speaker 1 The way the show works is

Speaker 1 you have to get to the altar and then you decide yes or no there. Okay, so that's how it works.

Speaker 2 That's the final boss.

Speaker 1 That's the final boss. So it's like a yes or no while standing in front of your family.
Jesus. Yeah.
So it's pretty, it's pretty ridiculous.

Speaker 2 I'm excited for that. Yes.

Speaker 2 It's a show that right now I love to hate, and it's good to get some of this rage that I have built up and stored up inside my body from the lack of sports.

Speaker 2 It's a perfect album.

Speaker 1 Hank, you're so mad you won't even say anything.

Speaker 2 Hank hasn't said anything. Now, Hank was so, he was so mad on Friday.
He was yelling about how much he hated the show. Why do you hate it so much?

Speaker 1 I physically, like, it's hard to watch. Like, I watch it.
I'm like, all right, I'm going to watch it. And then I cringe so hard that by the end of it, I'm like curled up in a ball of cringe.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's fair. Mark will make any man question.

Speaker 1 Actually, Mark, if you said I had to watch a live stream of Mark or Jessica,

Speaker 1 I would probably just be like, you know what? I'm going to go out. I'm going to go out to bars and just get the coronavirus.

Speaker 1 And there's something, some reality shows, shows, like, there's some, like, it's corny, but then there's some funny, like, dumb funny, like not, like, supposed to be funny, but you laugh at it.

Speaker 1 But, like, this show is just, it's much more cringe than, like, the people, BFD said it correctly at the beginning.

Speaker 1 They are ultimately just not interesting whatsoever.

Speaker 2 Damien is one of the more boring people, I think, to ever get.

Speaker 1 Damien Powers. What a waste of a great name.
He is. Damien Powers.

Speaker 2 Like, if a vanilla popsicle had a face, that's what it would look like.

Speaker 1 Damien Powers.

Speaker 2 He's the classic guy that

Speaker 2 got really big and strong and swole because there's no personality underneath. So his personality is just like, I like to spend time inside of a gym.

Speaker 1 Dude, Cameron. Cameron works with robots.
Yeah. That guy's smart.

Speaker 2 Well, then, what's her name? Gia Venini? Yeah. Is that her name? So Gia Vanini.

Speaker 1 She's a social influencer. She has made him

Speaker 1 big Instagram followers.

Speaker 2 When she gets pregnant,

Speaker 2 Damien's going to have to wear around like a sympathy pad, like a sympathy stomach every day.

Speaker 1 Damien Powers. Damien Powers.

Speaker 4 What a waste.

Speaker 2 God damn it. Nerd.

Speaker 1 Damien Powers. All right.
That's our show. Wednesday, we have Craig Barubi, coach of the St.
Louis Blues. Awesome interview.
We're going to get into our bank. We got a few interviews in the bank.

Speaker 1 We'll try to go out and get some new ones. Everyone, stay safe.
Follow the instruction. Don't go out.
If you're quarantined or

Speaker 1 if we're doing

Speaker 1 social distancing,

Speaker 1 social distance the shit out of this.

Speaker 2 So do it. Stay at home.

Speaker 1 Be safe.

Speaker 2 The people that you hear, the guidance that you're getting from like the CDC, they know what they're talking about more than some people on Twitter that just like to downplay everything no matter what's happening.

Speaker 2 So it's actually a real problem.

Speaker 1 It's so serious. Stay at home.
Stay home. It's so serious.
Leroy's not going to break any news about it. No, Leroy has had scoops about the titans and things like that, but it's serious.

Speaker 2 People are going to die. You can save somebody that you love's life.
You can save somebody that I love's life. So stay home.

Speaker 1 Do it for me.

Speaker 2 Say PFT sent Steves because he loves you guys.

Speaker 1 Love you guys.

Speaker 1 Go, let's keep it.

Speaker 1 Talking away.

Speaker 1 I don't know what I'm to say. I'd say in any way

Speaker 1 today's a night

Speaker 1 to finally shine away.

Speaker 1 I'm off the coming for the love.

Speaker 1 Take

Speaker 1 on

Speaker 1 me.

Speaker 1 Take

Speaker 1 me

Speaker 1 up.

Speaker 1 I'll be

Speaker 1 gone

Speaker 1 after

Speaker 1 you

Speaker 1 let's say

Speaker 1 I'm all set in somebody's going a little ways of the love that life is ugly

Speaker 1 Say after me

Speaker 1 life

Speaker 1 to be simple

Speaker 1 They

Speaker 1 on

Speaker 1 me

Speaker 1 I've egone