Jay Glazer, Corona Quarantine, NFL Free Agency And Love Is Blind Recap (Eps 1-5)

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Use code BARSTOL. You get $10 for free to aspca today is monday march 16th how's your bracket looking big cat brackets are out i am listen we got we got a lot to get to but i'll just say this i was so sad so many different times this weekend just thinking every two hours i'd be like oh this is supposed to be oh the oh the big 10 semifinals about to start oh the big east championship's about to go on championship game is happening right now in greensboro oh kentucky's about to play in the sec championship game oh they're about to they're about to play the big 10 championship game and the winner's gonna sit there with the trophy and wait for the brackets to come out this weekend is the weekend that you always just turn on your television, you leave it on for 48 hours, and you just hear the squeaking of shoes nonstop.
And we missed out on that. Actually, if they'd played the tournaments with no fans, the squeaking of shoes would have been incredible.
Yes. And you could hear the coaches cussing out the refs.
It would be great. It would be like a Gallagher performance in the front row getting splashed with Sean Miller's sweat through your television.

There was a moment on Saturday where I was like, I just don't know if I'm going to make it. I don't know if I have the fight in me.
I don't know if I have the fight in me to fight this no sports. We're not even talking about the coronavirus right now.
Just the no sports. I don't know if I have the fight.
We'll find out. It's going to be a daily struggle.
I said said to you guys before this show I think it will get better after two weeks when we aren't in the March Madness zone but Thursday morning I'm going to need you all to text me and check in check in with your friends make sure they're okay because that's going to be a tough one for me to wake up yeah I've officially lifted the ban on sober October until until the tournament starts that's fair it's yeah if there's a time where we we will need alcohol as a society it's right now uh i can't imagine getting through this next couple weeks without sports sober the entire time but you know what this is where they separate them in from the boys we persevere actually in this case it's better to be a boy than-grown adult. Yes, an older man.
I also keep going back to this. We will someday look back and be like, hey, remember the year where we just didn't have March Madness? That put everything into perspective, the perspective being we need March Madness so, so badly to survive.
It is the Ides of March today, too. It's the 15th.
It's the 16th. Well, it's the 15th right now.
Can I brighten your day? Well, Hank's going to edit this together real quick and get it out before midnight. On the 15th.
Yeah, on the 15th. I'll brighten your day real quick.
NFL free agency going on as planned. Yes.
It turns out you don't need to be able to travel to places to be like, yeah, that guy who I have all this film on, he's good. I want to give him millions of dollars to play for my team.
You can do that via telehealth. It's incredible what we've done with it.
It's great that the NFL was like, hey, the whole world is shutting down. Here's our opportunity to basically dominate every single storyline.
And I actually do appreciate it because, like I said on Friday, we need Tom Brady to wait as long as possible. He needs to draw this thing out.
We need a situation where we can have something to talk about every single day because eventually we're going to get to some team signed a linebacker that no one ever saw play and try to talk yourself into that being a big time. Like Nick Kukowski, the Bears probably aren't going to re-sign him.
That's going to be a big free agency story in three weeks can we think about uh about how all the team owners all the agents out there their sole focus right now is on football there's absolutely nothing else going on I predict that just out of sheer boredom from some of these owners and GMs there are going to be some crazy trades that happen or some crazy signings that you don't necessarily think would happen but they they're just going to happen because the other owners and the other GMs are just like, we need some action going on. I'm bored.
Let's fucking pick up the phone and make some weird arrangements. Yeah, the Jets and the Colts, I feel like, are the two teams that are going to be like, we need to win the coronavirus quarantine.
We're going to win this offseason. Yeah, because it is the most important offseason that has ever taken place in NFL history.
If you need a leader who is an expert on how to deal with infectious disease outbreaks in your locker room, Greg Sciano, he can be had. Just make a phone call to Rutgers.
He's got Rutgers on quarantine. Greg Sciano is the leader that we need to lead us through this dark period.
Him and Coach O, who gave a great public service announcement. And it's like, I think he just killed the coronavirus.
It was the first time I felt like, hey, you know what? We're going to be okay. We're all going to be okay.
He demonstrated the dab cough. Yes.
The only concern was he did not end it with Go Tigers. So I heard through our sources that he might have said Go Tigers immediately after off camera.
Okay. To kind of end it, but knowing the moment, because Coach O knows the moment, he's not going to say Go Tigers on a very serious issue, but he might have turned to our friend and said Go Tigers just so that it was officially that statement is stamped.
It's almost like the notary public, like boom. That's like, yeah, like when we're doing interviews, you're like, do I need to clap? And I say no, And then you go three, two, one.
Yeah, so he did the Go Tigers off screen. So it is officially that is in the Library of Congress or wherever they keep everything.
Every Twitter video. Yes, I'm sure it is.
That has been documented. It will go to Mars when we send all of the best parts of our society.
That's it. I need Odell Beckham Jr.
to just wander through every emergency room in Ohioio just handing doctors hundred dollar bills he should do it just tip him he should do it so uh actually odell beckham like he we talked about rudy gobert on friday but he definitely would have been the rudy gobert of nfl you think he would have gotten the coronavirus and he would have done something stupid beforehand he's probably yeah he would have gone on a boat and taken a cruise he would have gone to yacht Yacht Week and taken a cruise off the coast of Italy and brought it back. No, he would have caught a touchdown and put on a mask and gloves and been like, wait, where'd you get that? Like, actually, I just got it from the training staff who got it from a hospital.
Whoops, now I have coronavirus. He definitely would play with a Supreme-branded surgical mask underneath this helmet and get fined for it yes all right so for uh free agency it's starting it uh wednesday but that means it really starts on monday legal legal tampering starts at noon we did have news though ryan tannahill got paid and it was i'm very happy that when we have these weird times that no one knows what's going on we can always still have the same reaction to mediocre quarterbacks getting a lot of money and everyone flipping out and then them showing the actual deal it's like oh it's it's like a two-year deal for like 60 million which is still a lot of money yeah but when you when you throw in the signing bonus like i i actually think and and whenever this happens i learned my lesson when when jay cutler signed a seven-year deal and everyone made fun of me and and all the bit and everyone made fun of the bears across the country and like seven years and you're like no you don't understand it's a three-year deal it's a three-year deal it's like when that when the khl signed kovalchuk to like a 25 year right for like a hundred million dollars right well those are guaranteed so those are a Oh, not the KHL.
Well, the KHL, I don't know how they work. They're guaranteed.
I think it's just like if Putin likes you, he gives you that credit card. Depends on the oil or oligarchy that's running your team.
But so I actually don't hate this deal. And everyone flipped out because it's off four years, $118 million.
That is always just a PSA for for free agency the first numbers that are reported are always the agent numbers the agent gets their flex the agent can go around and be like i got ryan tannell 118 million dollars how it actually works out is he's getting 17 and a half this year 24 and a half next year 29 in 2022 but they can cut him in 2021 if they want to right and then uh 27 and a half in 2023 it's a two-year deal if it gets to the fourth year they're going to restructure it it's essentially they've they've franchise tagged ryan tannahill for two years right on this and probably saved a little bit of money right on a two-year franchise tag so it's not bad because tannahill you know he is who he is by this point he is ryan tannahill is exactly the type of quarterback that mike variable likes the guy that's just going to do barely enough to like not fuck things up yes and uh and hopefully like a little bit extra he had a couple games this year that he actually threw the ball really really well yeah he was great but but overall ryan tannahill is going to be like a slightly above average quarterback and you can win with ryan tannehill if you've got Derrick Henry coming back on a tag and a good defense. That's the important part, what you just said, because it's not everyone will say to themselves, well, Ryan Tannehill just got franchise tagged for two years, but he didn't because the Titans get to keep their franchise tag, and this move, to me, is in conjunction with keeping Derrick Henry because if you didn't do this you probably wouldn't have paid right you know you wouldn't be able to franchise tag you wouldn't be able to use that as leverage for Derrick Henry and Ryan Tannehill he played well enough this past year I mean he won two road playoff games against you know the Patriots and the Ravens so I think he threw like a grand total doesn't matter passes doesn't Flacco played great in the playoffs.
That's a bad analogy. No, but he still was.
He's the quarterback. It's the same thing where you have to have everything around you great to be good.
You have to have everything around you great to be good. Joe Flacco, his postseason that one year was incredible.
It was incredible. Tannehill is not better than— Joe Flacco is a friend of mine.
Ryan Tannehill is no Joe Flacco. Joe Flacco was not a franchise quarterback that deserved that kind of money, but when you are good right before you need to get paid, you kind of have to take the gamble on it.
Timing is 90% of life, and with Ryan Tannehill, he gives a lot of hope to a lot of people out there that are average at their jobs, get hot at the right time, and then absolutely cash the fuck in. So in that respect, he is Joe Flacco.
And he's done it twice. Right.
In that respect, he is Joe Flacco. He's actually better at getting contracts than Joe Flacco.
He's like, this is the second big contract that he's had, in addition to that first-round draft pick contract that he had way back in the day. He's made a shitload of money.
His wife is going to get to buy a ton more AR-15s to lose in the backseat of rental cars. It's just a win-win for the Tannehill household.
He was statistically the best quarterback in the NFL when he started for the Titans for the rest of the season. I'm just talking about statistically now.
Obviously, Patrick Mahomes got hurt and was out for a little bit, but he was incredible for that run, and guess gotta take the risk that he's gonna still be that guy. He is now officially the highest paid wide receiver in the NFL history.
There we go. Perfect.
Ryan Tannehill. So that's basically the news.
So when Tannehill signed this contract. Patriots re-signed Devin McCourty and Matthew Slater.
The twins are staying together but are staying together. But with Tannehill signing this contract with Tennessee, it is also another domino that falls in the Tom Brady saga.
Yes. And the 49ers said that they were not interested in Tom Brady.
Wait, breaking news, breaking news. Breaking news, breaking news.
I just got a text from our friend John Rothstein. A Few Good Men is on BBC right now.
Okay. I thought that was about to be Brady breaking news.
Good to know. It's just if you were somehow listening to us live right now, A Few Good Men's on.
You can't handle the truth. My favorite people in the entire world are the people that see Jack Nicholson's character and they're like, yeah, that's a good motherfucker.
That's what I want to base my leadership style off of.

But yeah, so Brady is... That breaking move is brought to you by Chocombo for Real Company.

There you go.

It tastes real good.

Good job.

Brady's not going to the Titans.

He's been turned down by both the Titans and the 49ers.

You have to wonder what toll this is taking on Tom Brady's psyche

to not be the most wanted girl at the dance anymore.

Hank?

It's going to...

To him, it's just going to fuel his fire.

People think he's washed up.

They think he doesn't have it anymore.

He's not worth the money.

So this entire free agency was basically just going back in time

and being the 199th pick again.

Pretty much.

I like that.

Yeah, that is actually good.

He should do an updated picture of himself

wearing underwear,

standing in front of a whiteboard.

And it's not like a Dwayne Wade situation where the Patriots are going to pay him good money. Yeah, they will unless the Bucs, who seem to be the last team there.
I don't see if it's anywhere even remotely close. The Bucs would have to overpay him so, so, so much for him to go there.
But there's no state income tax there. I don't think he can.
Do you think, Hank... But you were about they'd have to pay him more money.
That would be a significant, that would be like 15 to 20% more money. So, every dollar counts.
Yeah. But do you want to live in Tampa Bay during a recession? Would you rather live in Tampa, Florida or Boston? He can be the king of Tampa.
The king of Tampa gets all the strippers. Yeah, he'd be hanging out with Hulk Hogan.
And if I'm Tom Brady's agent, Don Yee, I would absolutely make the case that Tom Brady is probably the least likely quarterback to contract the coronavirus because he drinks so much water. And he's elongated his, he's trained his DNA to elongate when it gets attacked by the coronavirus.
Hank, are you, is there a world that you think, they that the titans were never fully interested outside of a couple casual conversations do you think if that video doesn't go live where it shows julian edelman and tom brady facetiming with mike rabel that he might have signed with the titans but they were like well now it's gonna be tampering so we can't do it no okay next question he He just asked about the highlights. Do you think there's any truth to the rumor that he wanted to go to the 49ers? The 49ers said no to him.
No, I think he wanted to. That seems crazy to me because the 49ers, they can walk away from Jimmy G if they wanted to.
Well, I think it's not that crazy because Kyle Shanahan doesn't need a big shot quarterback to win. His system is so good.
Right. Remember when Nick Mullins came in a couple years ago? And they won two games? Yeah.
But still, Mullins played well. Correct.
Better than you would think, especially for some guy that was coming off the street, essentially. So his system is good enough where you don't have to be a superstar to be effective and to make that offense work.
Jimmy Garoppolo wasn't great this year, and they got to the Super Bowl.

But I think you probably win the Super Bowl with Tom Brady.

Now, that's an interesting question.

I agree.

I think they would have won that Super Bowl.

So that's why it flies forever.

But, Hank, what if it was Tom Brady and the 49ers against Jimmy G and the Patriots?

Wow.

Freaky Friday.

Jimmy G and the Patriots would win that game.

Exactly.

So that's my point. And then you would be like, fuck, Jimmy G is a Super Bowl winning quarterback.
Yeah, but at that point, Brady would be gone. So it's like we're in an alternate reality where it's like we're moving forward without a Brady-less universe.
But that's not going to happen. I would imagine this news today makes you feel more confident.
I have never not been confident. I don't know how many times I have to say that.
I will not be worried. I'm not concerned until the season starts where there's anything.
I don't know. Other than fucking Jeff Darlington being like, oh, no, he's definitely going to leave.
I'm not worried. Get him, Hank.
I'm not worried. Hey, we're worried.
As a podcaster, we've always said he's going back to the Patriots. The Bucs? The Bucs.
Helps us. What about the Colts? No fucking way.
Bruce Arians, quarterback was here. Never.
If Brady is real pissed at the Patriots, he would definitely go to the Colts and just piss them off. Yeah, but he hates the Colts, too.
They did the Brady and Peyton thing. He was still chirping about them pumping in noise.
That shit is not. He holds that in still.
Also, the Colts snitched on him for deflating the footballs. Sure.
Stephen Che did say, who is our colleague and number one Bucs fan in the entire world, said tomorrow's a big day for him. Brady and then equals sign the forward arrow, whatever, greater than to the Bucs.
So he's basically saying it's happening. Well, I had a source.
Excuse me. Leroy had a source with the Bucs.
Oh, he almost slipped. That he had a physical that was going to be scheduled in Tampa Bay on Monday.
If that happens, the world is ending. He canceled that.
The physical? The Rona? Well, we don't know if he canceled because the Rona or if he canceled because he was no longer interested in the Buccaneers. If he goes to the Bucs, the world is ending.
Bubba just coughed. Dude, I told you the world's—Bubba, should we talk about that real quick? Let's just put it this way.
We were discussing before the show that the shaming of youths across America going out to bars over the weekend is actually a good thing. It's good that...
It's bad that people went out this weekend. But it's good that they did because the messaging has been so bad about coronavirus that finally I think people are waking up and being like, Oh, this let's take it seriously this is the world that we live in in 2020 where it's more of a threat to kids the fact that they might get shamed online and dragged yeah then it is that they might get sick and then kill their grandparents yes it's like okay i can deal with losing nana but on the other hand my clout if myout? If my clout, if I lose followers over this, that's probably worse.
The boomer remover might take away my grandparents. It's going viral in all the worst ways.
Could you imagine if people stopped watching my TikToks? Yeah. Can't have that.
This is the oldest we've ever sounded. Yeah.
No, I actually do... Everyone doesn't even understand what we're saying.
I actually do think it's good that... It's obviously bad that people didn't take it seriously because you look at Italy and you're like, well, that looks like us right now.

But it does feel like everyone has finally woken up to it and been like, this might be different than the ones in the past.

Yeah.

Let's start taking precautions.

Let's practice social distancing, which I have been practicing ever since I moved to the city of New York City. I was just like, I haven't been going out forever.
So I'm good at social distancing which i have been practicing ever since i moved to the city of new york city i was just like i i haven't been going out forever so i'm good at social distancing what do you think people should be doing like watching netflix love is blind yeah i video games so there needs to be some sort of live sports on television because that's going to help so much with social distancing if there's some if we can just watch a game at night as opposed to out somewhere, more people will take the easy way out and be like, yep, you know what? I'm not leaving my couch. Do you know what we should bring back? See a chug, send a chug.
Wasn't that a thing like five years ago? Would you send a chug to someone? On FaceTime? No. Snapchat.
No, on Snapchat. I think it was Snapchat, but you also do it on Twitter.
Snapchat? I just chug, and then you got to chug. But we never get near each other.
Yeah, but then you get drunk, and once you get drunk, you want to go out. Yeah, okay, so maybe it's just see one chug, send one chug.
Okay, yeah, I could get down with that. Or we got to make something that makes it cool to be inside.
Okay, here's what it is. I'm ready for this.
This is actually what I've been preparing for for a year unintentionally. You remember when I went to Hong Kong and I met all those teens? You did all those drugs? No, I'm not talking aboutally you remember when I went to Hong Kong and I met all those teens you did all those drugs no I'm not talking about that part when I went to Hong Kong and I hung out with those teens in that park and that one drunk teen was like no I'm Seebs bro and I was like what do you mean it's Seebs it's an acronym that stands for can't even be fucked meaning like I'm just going to chill I'm Seebs on my couch the cdc needs to encourage america's youths to just be siebes we're siebes that's what we're doing it's not quarantining it's not social distancing america you're just siebes right now are you worried at all that when you tried to make siebes a thing it didn't catch on the first time no it did just amongst much younger and cooler people than we not in america yeah not in america it's already global it's just we need to make it viral no pun intended here like let's practice big cow you want to come out on friday we're gonna head to a rooftop bar and bump and grind on each other no i got a nine month old dude okay what so what does that mean are you coming out no i'm gonna be hanging with him what is that what's what is hanging with the kid mean? Bring him.
Be a dad. Just bring him.
I'm Seabes. I'm Seabes.
Wait, what are you going to do? I'm Seabes. Oh, that sounds cool as fuck, Big Cat.
What does Seabes mean? It means you just have a kid and you hang out with him. All right, cool.
Me too. I'm Seabes this weekend also.
See, that's pretty awesome. How do you do, fellow kids? We're Seabes.
We're Seabes. We're just all going to be dads by Seabing.
Just invent that you have a child that you have to take care of. Yeah, it's a great excuse.
It's a great excuse. So, yeah, we need to make quarantining cool.
So we got to figure out a way to just have all the kids be like, hey, this is cool, actually, to not go out. Do you think it's going to happen? Seabson, bro.
We're just going to have to shut everything down. Yep.
Everything's getting shut down. Yep.
There's going to be a lot of corona babies in about nine months shutting the whole fucking thing imagine if that was that would actually be so awesome if all the like 20 year olds just had kids it's gonna happen oh it's absolutely happening in a recession yeah nine months and their parents are dead from coronavirus they're gonna be a lot of they have no one to a lot of prey goes no safety net at the Thanksgiving table. This is going to be a lot of...
So they have no one to...

A lot of pregos at the Thanksgiving table next year.

This is going to be great.

Last week of November, first week of December 2020,

shitload of kids are going to get born.

And you know what?

The stores are going to run out of condoms.

People are going to run out of their prescription for birth control.

Yeah.

It's coming.

Yeah, right?

Nerds.

The stores are already out of Magnums, which has really impacted me. Yeah, so I'm probably going to have a kid soon.
So, all right. So, yeah, Rona, stay inside.
I can't wear the normal ones. Stay inside.
I don't know what. We might be skipping to Skype shows soon.
It's like a Snapple bottle. Yours is? No, I'm just saying.
Your dick is like a Snapple bottle? No, I'm just saying, like, Magnums are already sold out. There's a shortage.
Right. Ironically.
shortage right ironically right magnums you have them all i stockpiled them all um yeah i am that hoarder with a like a entire garage just filled with magnum con it is fascinating to watch like the human nature at work with this entire thing where people still go out and then that one guy in Tennessee who hoarded everything and thought he was just being entrepreneur. Yeah.

You're like,

yeah. with this entire thing where people still go out and then that one guy in Tennessee who hoarded everything and thought he was just being entrepreneur.
You're like, dude, what the fuck? What is your problem? You're actively killing people. Yeah.
No, I'm just starting my business. Yeah.
Yeah, no, it is. If you look at it in a big picture thing.
Yeah, we don't have to go down that road. We do have a chart, though.
I saw the chart on Friday. We have a chart.
So I feel like, I know this sounds very stupid, but the minute you put a chart in my face that's like, yes, no, do you have coronavirus? Yes, go to the hospital. No, you're cool to just chill.
I'm like, you know what? I think we got this thing handled. And no big deal, but President Trump ordered the deal the fuck out of Google.
He said they're going to build us a website using 1,700 engineers. And Google was like, well, no.
And then they're like, okay. I guess we are.
Well, I guess we have to because everyone's going to shame us now. Yeah.
It's art of the deal. I said earlier, it's like the Scott's Tots episode, except it actually worked.
Yeah. He just declared something that he wanted to happen, and then eventually it did happen.
So we're going to be okay. Should we do some who's back of the week? By the way, Barstoolgold.com slash PMT if you want to watch us.
What are you going to say? Say what you want about Donald Trump, but what he did was he designed an effective website in his own brain. He's like, what would be good to have? oh yeah a site that people can see if they're sick or not and then they can get immediately tested and get directed to a testing clinic he made all that up in his brain and said it was going to he's a web designer he should have just designed yeah yeah he should learn to code yes he is he is the guy he is basically steve jobs yeah that's no no different bill gates apple.
Tim Apple. Tim Apple.
He's all those guys. Pets.com.
More Pets.com probably than anything. All right, Hank, go ahead.
Who's back of the week? My who's back of the week is my fire Game of Thrones takes. Yes.
So I was doing nothing this weekend. Good job, Hank.
Tried to watch Love is Blind. Couldn't't really do it was thinking of something else to watch thought about game of thrones was like fuck that and so i tweeted that the ace season was so insultingly bad that people about to be locked in their houses for weeks on end and no one's going to re-watch game of thrones someone screenshotted it put it on reddit and now it's like the number two trending topic on reddit so here's here's my thing is i never watched Game of Thrones except for the last season.
I watched the recap twice, the 15 minute recap. So I can go back and watch Game of Thrones for the first time which I'm looking like a genius for not having watched it two years ago.
Yes, I'm legit jealous. I'm not though.
That's kind of my point though where it's like I guess and I don't know. It's one of those things where...
You loved the show. I loved the show.

I re-watched it like three or four times

before the season ended,

but it's like you re-watch it

and the things that you like about it,

you're like, ooh, I wonder what's going to happen.

I wonder what's going to happen.

Just pretend it never happened.

When you know what happens at the end

and it's so bad and nothing pays off,

it just, it sucks.

Like, I re-watched Narcos.

Good show.

First two seasons show.

Good show.

Because it ended, you're like,

oh, I know it's a good show.

Not a reading, though.

Yeah, but I didn't mind that. Okay.
I bought a book yeah what did you do with the power shift no i stand on it to look taller nice on camera good no it's uh i own power shift so i'll probably read that i bought a book called to end all wars it's like a history of world war one and it's thick as hell i'm on page like 75 and it still hasn't gotten to the war yet so i feel like that's going to take that's like a week worth of my time right there i have a confession yeah i've never really confessed as publicly oh no this is gonna be good i did the same thing that you did with game of thrones with breaking bad and i've never really watched that show ever hank you should watch it watch it it's the best show of all time. Yeah, go do it.
I think I will.

All right, great.

I'm very jealous of anyone who's like, oh, I wonder what The Wire's like or Sopranos.

You could watch Sopranos. I'm going to re-watch Sopranos too.

Great.

Tell us when you start.

Fuck you.

I've got all the DVDs for The Wire, but I don't have a DVD player anymore.

So if anyone wants to buy it, I got you.

I got your Kinect.

You got it. You got the Kinect.
Hank, you want to buy it for me? No, I've seen the Y. I rewatched the Y recently too.
All right, Pifty, who's your who's back? Also, DVDs. What the fuck? Why would I buy a DVD? Way to go, Blair.
I know. I'm trying to get rid of them.
You actually now, owning a DVD makes you most susceptible to the coronavirus. It makes me a target.
It puts a target on my back. You now have to isolate.
My Who's Back of the Week is rugby. Big time rugby's back.
It's the only game in town. The Super League rugby was going this weekend in South Africa, in Australia, in New Zealand.
The games are all being played as scheduled. There are no fans, basically, in attendance.
But it's awesome to watch. It's the only sport going on.
And the NRL is trying to get on ESPN since there are no sports at all being played. So they don't care about the health of their athletes? I guess it's not as big a problem in Australia.
Tom Hanks. Well, they're convicts.
Tom Hanks. Is their crowd so small that it's not a concern? No, Hank, they're banning people.
And I love how Hank's saying that rugby in Australia doesn't have people that go to watch it. Are they still doing Aussie Rules football? The games aren't played in the United States, Hank.
The games are played in Australia. Yeah, but the question still stands.
Where there are like 50,000 people that go to it. People care? Yeah, people care.
So it's the only game in town. Rugby league is going to be.
No Aussie Rules football? I don't know what the Aussie Rules football is doing. This is a different sport entirely.
That game's electric. Rugby is 10 times better than Aussie rules.
You don't know that. Yeah, I like Aussie rules.
So, yeah, it's no longer the sport of the future. It is now the sport of now.
It's the sport of the apocalypse. What's that going to do to you when they have this on ESPN and people still would rather watch the Big East tournament from 2006? That's your prerogative.
You can live with your head in the sand. I don't understand if it's a programming thing, but the fact that ESPN and all these people haven't really been replaying, I don't get it.
It's insane to me. Is that a licensing thing? ESPN Classic, you would think they would just unload all of that onto ESPN.
Did you like my idea? I actually think I did solve the pandemic. So my idea is that every single year going forward, and I wish someone had thought of this 15 years ago, but every single team in every major sport, maybe not football, probably be hard for football.
Yeah. Although we did just add a 17th game, so we could probably get that passed pretty easily.
Just instead of a... Now you can test positive for Coke and marijuana.
Yes, absolutely. I love that the NFL is essentially like, how many drugs can we let everyone do to just keep adding games? This is actually the worst kind of drug because they're all going to get more injured.
They start just inventing drugs that are going to come out soon that haven't been out yet. They're like, hey, when this mix of ketamine and heroin comes out, you're going to be allowed to do it.
Dude, man, that was a big chip. Marijuana was a big chip.
You add four more teams to the playoffs, we'll let you smoke crack. It's seriously going to happen.
It was like insane reading the whole CBA and being like, wait, so what did players get? Oh, they got to rip the bong. Yeah.
Okay. Cool.
But yeah, so my idea is every single sport outside of football every single year teams have to play one secret game a year that no one will talk about will sign ndas in case of like this where sports just stop we can play it and now you might be like well who cares like of a random game think about being able to just pull up all of a sudden and you're watching MJ and the Bulls in their prime. And you're like, that game never existed until I'm just watching it now.
Or Shaq in his prime. Or even have Tiger Woods, if you had Tiger Woods play 18 holes at Augusta and he did it in 2002 and you get to just watch it, it would be incredible.
Yeah, there should absolutely be a secret stash of games out there that are ready in case of an emergency. But the only problem with that idea is, and it's a great idea, but I feel like America would definitely have broken into that secret stash in times where we didn't need to.
Yeah. It would be like the day after the All-Star game in baseball when there's no sports on.
There's like WNBA, and that's probably the only thing that's on. And every year we would just be like, come on, we need something.
Well, it wouldn't be the worst to break out one every now and then. Maybe we'll have Pete Prisco be like the cop in charge because he would never let people.
Random people would tweet him all the time. He'd just block him.
He'd just be like, see ya. Yeah, but see ya.
We're not releasing that. Oh, oh, you want to watch Dante Culpepper throw passes to Randy Moss? See ya.
What about the end of the Heidi game? Has that ever been broadcast on television? Dude, think about how many times we will be in the playoffs of the sport and be like, man, I wish this was an eight-game playoff. Yeah.
Just have those two teams play again. You know what they should do.
Or even like inter-squad scrimmages. Yes.
Yeah, you know, like Michael Jordan-Bowles inter-squad scrimmages. Yeah, and just have it be like no one has ever seen it.
You can set a line on it. Like, God damn it.
I got really sad when I thought of this idea, and then I started thinking about, like, I was even throwing out, like, imagine if you just had, like, Randy Johnson and Ken Griffey Jr. being, like, in their prime.
Go, let's just watch them. You know what would be great if every single major sport in America had a third-place game every year, but the third-place game was that game.
Yeah. That was just never broadcast, and that's the NDA game every year.
That would be great. You have a big batch of great teams with iconic players playing against each other.
You don't know what happens in a situation like this where we need something on TV to encourage us to not go out in public. That is the perfect time to broadcast.
The Titans are playing the Packers on Sunday afternoon. I'm watching.
We've never seen it. We've never seen it.
It's from three months ago. Imagine if we had Mike Tyson every year just knocking someone out.
So good. Fuck.
Someone come up with this idea. Or someone execute this idea and then give us money.
money they did did you see that they did people

are kind of bullying espn and pushing up the bulls documentary the last dance which would be great apparently it's really really good yes very good bleep out the name of the network that it's on netflix to netflix yeah it's on netflix yes um all right we have oh my who's back of the week Twitter threats.

Yes.

Neither one of you is going to do it?

What?

Ricky?

What? All right, we have – oh, my who's back of the week. Twitter threads.

Yes.

Is neither one of you going to do it?

What?

Ricky?

What?

Patino?

Oh, Rick Patino.

Go Iona.

Fuck.

We're big Iona fans now.

Damn.

Rick Patino.

Is he in quarantine?

Is he in quarantine?

You can't keep Rick Patino in quarantine.

He's going to bust out of there so fast.

I think he came back from Greece, and so he is ready to get – I mean, he's going to be at a Power 5 school within three years. Two.
He probably has some... I think there are some sanctions that follow him.
Really? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, there's unresolved NCAA investigations.
I think that's why he left the country. I think he still has to sit down with the NCAA and figure this shit out.
Yeah, it's like Iona's gambling. They're hoping that it works out for them, which it probably will

because they'll turn their program around.

This is what's going to happen.

Rick Pitino will be at Iona for two years.

He will get them to the NCAA tournament at least one of those years.

By committing numerous NCAA infractions while at Iona.

Correct.

And then he will jump and be, I don't know.

Running back at UMass. I was going to say, no, wait, you mean that's Cal? Cal, yeah.
Good point. Just run it to UMass.
Why not? Yeah, go to UMass. I was going to say, he did, well, no, Ed Cooley's our guy.
I'm trying to think what would be the perfect. I'd love to see Rick Pitino go to, like, Oregon State.
Like, what is Oregon State doing? Rick Pitino is definitely going to a non-state school, though. He's got to stay in the Northeast.
All right, fine, fine. He's going to pull Coach K and go somewhere where he can't get foyed.
St. John's hired whatever.
That guy from fucking Arkansas, I think. He stinks.
He stinks. Bring Rick Pitino to Madison Square Garden.
I feel like he could coach at George Washington too. How about Georgetown? Fuck it.
Yeah. Come on.
Yeah. Well, I mean, Come on.
Yeah? No, Danny Hurley's got that thing. Rick is not taking over for Patrick Ewing.
Patrick will box his ass out. I think Patrick Ewing, yeah.
Patrick Ewing. I like Georgetown.
Just going to keep hiring. Just names.
Yeah, names. Just give me a name that I recognize.
Allen Iverson. Yeah, it's done.
Alonzo Mourning. I really want Rick Pitino to give every single postgame presser with his attorney next to him.
Like just standing there observing everything that he says. Letting him answer.
And then just stepping in front when Rick starts getting over his skis a little bit. Just looking at the attorney every single time before he answers a question.
He's going to be on Francesa tomorrow. Really? Nice.
Francesa's still? Francesa's still? I need to hear Francesa's Corona takes is he back

is Francesa back

he goes on radio.com

radio

radio.com

how long

Rick Pitino will be my guest

at 5pm tomorrow

on radio

on at radio.com

oh wow

but

he fucked up the at

so it's not

I loved it

he just typed in

the words

at

on at

is one

there's no space

this is also like

a great lesson

in sports media

that if you can just

keep a couple strong Thank you. You just typed in the words at.
On at is one. There's no space.
This is also like a great lesson in sports media

that if you can just keep a couple strongholds,

Mike Francesa and Dick Vitale.

By the way, Rick Pitino was like five years away

from having nothing in media.

We would have been his guys

because those guys aren't going to be here for very long.

I think we are his guys.

I think that we have to become Iona fans now.

I think we need to go to some of the games next year. This is a King State Kings from Francesca.
It's the tweet below that one. Patino will do a great job at Iona.
He is one of the great college coaches and is an exceptional developer of basketball talent. Full disclosure, Rick and I own a pair of two-year-old thoroughbreds and getting a talented copy.
Athlete named Full Court Press. Yes.
Yes. Ian Dick Vitale.
Not an unbiased take, though. I love it.
Not at all. He gave full disclosure.
He told you. He told you.
Full disclosure, they file a joint tax form every single year. I rely on him for most of my income.
This is a tweet from Francesca, too. Wow.
Yeah, that's going to be fucking awesome. It's going to be great.
I can't wait to have Rick Pitino back. How is this going to affect his podcast though? Is he still doing it? I don't know.
That was a wild week when we found out that Rick Pitino was going to... You know what though? In addition to Corona babies, there are going to be a lot of Corona podcasts that come out.
Like everyone, all these athletes that are not at work right now, if you're a baseball player, not at spring training, not at opening day, you're going to try to start your own podcast. I was also thinking, do you think this is going to be a deterrent, a crime deterrent, because this is essentially, we're going to be under house arrest, and people are like, this really sucks.
I can't believe I got rid of my gun last year. Yeah.
That's bad timing for me. Really bad timing, especially because you live in New York City.
Yeah. Yeah.
So, because you would have... I never bought bullets for it, though.
So, You wouldn't have been arrested. I would just need it...
For owning a handgun where you're not allowed to? For brand... Allegedly.
Allegedly. I just need it now to brandish occasionally.
All right, my who's back. Twitter threads are back.
I've read about seven million Twitter threads in the last three days. It's big time for Twitter threads because everyone has their coronavirus facts.
I feel like a lot of people went to medical school for seven years just so their Twitter thread would get 500 retweets. I'll give you those retweets.
I'm all in on reading about Twitter threads. It actually is sad to like as a greater look into our society that we don't fully understand a global pandemic until someone puts it into a nice 12 tweet Twitter thread.
You know, who's really cracked the code when it comes to these Twitter threads is Seth. What's his name? Seth Abramson.
Yeah. The guy that does like he did the 500 tweet thread for the Mueller report when it came out.
He's figured out the secret sauce behind everything. When he starts a thread, he'll put put in all capital letters please retweet this information to as many people as possible it's smart and when he does that it's like you gotta smash that retweet you gotta do it he's asking you also the match picture i retweeted that solely because i was like people like liam and he actually mentioned it when he came in today he's like i didn't realize it was a big deal until I saw that match picture.
And that thing, I felt the same way when I saw it. I was like, oh, shit.
This kind of puts it into perspective. It does, yeah.
Our brains are not very smart. And now I get it.
Sometimes the little short guy is able to save the world. True.
That's a good message. True.
Exactly. I have a short guy quote that we'll do when we get to Love is Blind.
We don't need to do that. You saw that quote.
We that. You saw that quote.
We don't need to do that. Yeah, that one, when I watched the first episode of Love is Blind, I heard that.
You've really been hammering me on the hype thing recently, and I feel like most people think that I'm 5'4 now. Yeah, you are getting shorter.
No, I'm growing. Yeah.
I'm definitely growing. You are getting shorter.
My body's getting longer. Well, it's actually- I think it's the pictures we put out.
Well, it's also because you convinced people that you actually are 5'10. I am.
And I have- Right. That's the the problem so we got to kind of even it out yeah well i think it all started with the russillo picture a couple years ago which was edited to make me look slightly smaller like not comically smaller but maybe like two inches shorter that was nice uh i'll just do the quote now because we're on it the guy said uh i'm short and there are women out there that won't date guys that are shorter.
That hurt.

Yes. No, that's true.
I

would never expect a woman who wouldn't feel

comfortable dating. It was like 5'7 to

date you? Well, I'm 5'9.

Right. 5'10.

Cars on the table, I'm 5'9

and a half. Alright, my

other who's back is, I'm sure you guys have gotten this a million

times as well, but the link

to the guy with the big black cock. So that one.
The guy sitting on the edge of the bed. He's so back.
I think Friday I hit it like six times. Just everyone's sending random videos, random links, being like, oh my God, Trump tested positive for COVID-19.
Yeah, here's the image. All right, here we go.
I'll click it. It's the modern day version of the Rick Roll.
It's the dick roll. Yeah.
It's like you click on it and boom, big black cock right in your face. Everyone knows who he is.
We should have that guy on the podcast. We really should.
His face looks very friendly. Well, no.
I want to have a conversation. I was actually going to say his face has tremendous pain in it.
No, I don't think so. I've been in everyone's phone.
Everyone knows what I look like. You look into his eyes, and the guy's like, man, you guys just keep using me for fake news.
I disagree. I think that he's got a twinkle in his eye.
He knows something that you don't know, and he knows that you've accessed his picture because you're looking for information. No, dude, that's pain.
No, look at him. That's pain.
No, that guy's like, I've got answers, but I'm not going to give them to you. He's got pain.
You're just going to look at my dick. He's just sitting there like, this again? Like, go ahead.
Get it over with. Check out my cock.
I think that guy. Move on.
I think that guy looks very pleasant. Tom Brady didn't get hit by an Audi and break both his legs.
Move on. Yeah.
Has Drew Brees been in a car accident recently? This is every fake news. All right.
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All right, back to part of my take. Okay, here he is, Jay Glazer.
Okay, we now welcome on one of our good friends. It is Jay Glazer.
I don't know why. I brought my laptop.
Why'd you bring your laptop? And right when Big Ken, I said, why is this here? Jay, this is... Best friend.
Well, this is... There's rarefied air when itfied air when it comes to recurring guests with Pardon My Take.
When PFT and I don't have any notes, that means that you're a true friend of the program. There we go.
Because it's not really an interview. It's just a conversation.
Yeah, I'm right at this. Throw it out.
Yes, throw it out. So Jay Glazer is here.
What's Hank shaking his head about? What? Nothing. Nothing.
You just threw your laptop. It's funny.
I'm laughing. I'm laughing.
He's tossy. Chuck doesn't even work.
It's a prop. Yeah, yeah.
You can't watch porn in the middle of her thing. That's why.
It's the only thing he uses his computer for, let's be honest. So, Jace here, he's got an event.
We're going to run this on Friday, so the event will have already happened, but it's still a great... It's every week, though, starting.
It's every week. Yes.
We're kicking off our Emerging Vets and Players Foundation MVP. We're kicking it off every week.
It'll be tonight. This past week was Wednesday at Henzo Gracie Academy in New York City.
Right by Madison Square Garden, right by our office. Which is my old coach.
I think you have the address right. Yeah, I have it right here.
It is 224 West 30th Street. Right, and I think we're going to end up having it every Saturday from now on.
So it's former combat vets, merging them together with former NFL players, Olympians, pro athletes in every way, just to kind of remind these guys of what their greatness is behind that uniform. Give them a team again.
And, you know, we've talked about the first part of it's like a 30-minute physical fitness type thing just to kind of get your burn, but it's not a physical fitness thing. It's a mental health program where we're trying to build our vets back up from the inside out, build our NFL players back up from the inside out.
The reason why we put them together and people go, oh, you can't compare the two. You're not comparing the two and what they've done, but you're comparing the mindsets.
You're comparing the struggle and the transition. But you're giving them a team.
Like how freaking cool is it that you have a bunch of combat vets? Your new teammates are all these NFL players and fighters, and how great is it, you NFL players, your new teammates are badasses, like my friend over here, J.C. Glick, who's sitting here, who did 11 tours of combat, or Kirstienis, who you guys have seen, the girl with the amputee, you got the Pat Fulman Award, or the Nate Boyers.
You got a bunch of badasses you can now walk this walk with again. I think that's really interesting because you can't obviously compare the two professions in terms of what you do for that profession.
But there's a lot of similarities in that when you stop being a professional football player or when you exit the military, your identity has been tied up with that for so long. In a lot of cases with football players, you were always the football player going back to being, you know, 10, 11 years old.
And now you don't know what to do afterwards. And I think there's probably a lot of similarities and overlapping into his mindset.
So it's pretty cool that you get them together. It's like you're, it's really like your children.
You're going out into the world. And even the great ones.
So Tony Gonzalez comes in. Tony, man, he's one of the best friends I ever had.
He's my son's godfather. And so I think I know pretty much everything about him.
What does Strahan think about that? Huh? We're going through couples therapy right now, Michael. By the way, I don't know if I ever told you guys, but Strahan made me a godfather.
He has twins. I'm a godfather.
You're a godfather? One of the twins. Well, you didn't...
Who the fuck does that? Is that why you didn't reciprocate? Who does that? One of the kids. Which one did you get? So I said, if something happens to you the other kid she's on her own yeah i mean who does something like that are they both are they both girls or is it they're both girls yeah okay so you got one girl and then the other who's the godfather of the other not my have you hashtag not my problem and i don't care it doesn't know and i'm actually not sure which one's mine have you hashtag uh girl god dad that's right yeah you should get that out there let know.
But Tony's sitting in a session one day, and he just opens up to us. He said, you know, I'm sitting here in Barcelona after I retire with my wife.
And he said, I just start crying. And she said, what's wrong? He said, I just realized I'm never going to be great again.
Wrong. But imagine, like, that's Tony Gonzalez.
Yeah. Imagine those who played three years or four years who think that, or people who, man, they just felt normal overseas and didn't feel normal here.
And that's one of the biggest things I try and tell these guys. It's not your job to fit in society.
It's our job. It's society's job to fit in around us.
You need to look at everybody like, motherfucker, you're different. Different is good.
Different we have guys here's a guy elliot ruiz who's one of the first guys we sat with chris long uh up on his water boys expedition crit elliot we met him um couldn't look us in the eye just man i was in the marines you know i had 14 surgeries on my leg and My wife has helped me put my pants on.

I was like,

how'd this happen? He goes, well, I had this mission.

I saved these American POWs.

I said, hold on. Back up.

You did what? Well, I saved these American POWs, but in the process,

the Taliban, they sent a truck through, shot the truck

up, flipped over, took razor wire.

Razor wire took my leg.

Man, I just have a hard time. I have all these injuries.
I have a hard time getting out of bed. I said, Elliot, let's back up again.
You saved American POWs. You saved American POWs.
Don't look down. You need to look at everybody.
Everybody, when you walk around the street and look at them and go, I didn't like the rest of y'all. Right.
That's how you need to start carrying yourself. he says so what do i do i said today you changed the way you view yourself today and he did he's one of the few guys who did and he man he changed the way he viewed himself went up there they said he never really walked in he climbed mount kilimanjaro with with chris long and he's done so much now to turn around to help other vets out in um our community and actually for bellator we had a fight january 25th we reunited that unit that saved the american pows for the first time uh together which is pretty badass but these guys man it's about a team i i i always fight i still train these players and i fight with couture and uh and all these guys all the time because for me with my depression and anxiety a cage for me is a safe place which is what's pretty fucked up and sad but the the word tv for me one of my my fox nfl sunday guys man the world is okay with me i always live in the gray i never don't live in the gray it fucking sucks i never don't live in the gray but when i'm with a team i feel like the world's a little bit a little bit safer for me so in a cage when i'm done with randy gator chuck liddell or somebody kicking the crap out of me that's when i feel i feel okay uh on you know when i'm with my fox nfl sunday guys i feel okay the rest of the world i don't really I, believe it or not, I don't feel like I fit in.

I don't feel smart enough or good enough.

It's just my own fucked upness.

And I know a lot of these guys go with the same thing,

so we can kind of relate to each other.

And if you build this team, like I say, I'm fucked up,

but I'm good with my fucked upness.

Okay?

When you have this team and you build this team together

and the roommates in our head are talking,

they're going to talk a little nicer to each other

when we have a team that we build up. So every Wednesday night in L.A., man, we get almost 100 guys together crying, opening up.
No one's questioning our manhood, right? And that's what we're doing here in New York, too, right now. Yeah, it's great because a lot of people talk about mental health, but this is actively going out and getting people together.
So MVP, check it out, 30th and 7th here, Renzo Gracie Gym. Henzo, Henzo, Henzo R's.
So it's twice Henzo. No, no, no.
The Gracie family. It's actually crazy.
If you look at the Gracie family, I think they have like seven generations. Is that like a race pizza? It's not Hayes Pizza though.
No, it's not Hayes Pizza. They change their last name to like Gracie and then they open up a gym.
Well, I trained under Henzo. Where some people just change their last name.
No, it's not Hayes Pizza. Yeah, they change their last name to like Gracie, and then they open up a gym.
Well, I trained under Henzo in 2003. Three, four, along those lines.
And, man, those guys are fun. But it's pretty cool because our first night we had here, we're having Randy Couture and Hoist Gracie, who won the first ufcs coaching it together are hoist hoist yes are hoist right got it of course they're doing it together but it's never happened that's like for us like ali foreman like you know yeah if they're training people together and and we try look we have people in there who train that are amputees that are fully paralyzed we had oh my god so we had one guy we brought him in he's in a wheelchair um and we're like we literally tell him because i want to give everybody missions i said listen you know the our strength is what's behind the ribcage in between the ears so it ain't the uniform right it's really what's behind here and and the six inches between your ears so i said i'm telling you he comes in his name is gerald uh Gerald had been paralyzed for six years.
We kind of looked at his MRIs and everything, and his spinal cord wasn't severed. I just looked, and I said, dude, I'm telling you, we will walk this walk with you again.
We've been paralyzed for six years. We'll walk this walk with you.
Then I told everybody here, Gerald's our new mission. We're going to walk this walk with Gerald.
And more so, I'm just trying to give them a mission, trying to, you know, the brain's so powerful, see what he could do. And man, he's in there with us for a few months and one day he freaking raises his hand and he's like, I got something to say.
And he starts choking up and he said, but I'm like, I don't want to start crying here. But he said, for the first time in six years, I felt hot water on my legs in the shower.
Wow. And all of a sudden there's this Navy SEAL who's sitting next to him who never talks.
Because after the workout, that's where it happens. We talk.
We talk about everything. Hey, why you should be proud of your scars.
You know, why you shouldn't put a fucking revolver in your mouth. Why you need to hang on for your friends.
You know, suicide, an epidemic. Why we can't do that.
And the SEAL who hadn't talked for the entire year starts smiling. And I said, what are you smiling about? You never say anything.
He said, you guys don't know, but I had a training mission where I jumped out of a plane, landed the wrong way. He was fully paralyzed.
They said, they said I'd never walk again. And here I am doing this.
So I know exactly how you are right now, and we're going to get you going. And then six months later

he comes in. He takes seven steps

out of his wheelchair.

You want to talk about...

Oh my God!

It's an amazing turnaround. It's also amazing

to think that his turnaround started

with Jay Glazer looking at his MRI

and saying, I believe

that he can walk again.

With my Juilliard medical degree.

I don't know if you guys know, I played football at Phoenix walk again. With my Juilliard medical degree.
I don't know if you guys know,

I played football at Phoenix College Online. That's where I got my degree.

That was Usain Bolt.

It was unreal, but just the

magic. I mean, look at our girl, Kirstie Ennis.

She's had 45 surgeries. She's a Marine

door gunner. Four amputations

of her leg. Right side of her face

dislocated.

Went through her neck. Front lobe of her brain was damaged.
There's no memories before the crash. Seven vertebrae crushed, and she became the fifth-ranked snowboarder in the world.
She just finished her third Masters. She summoned a Mount Kilimanjaro.
She got up there to the top of Everest, about 200 yards short. She summited Denali.
The brain is incredibly powerful, man. I love being around you, Jay, because it makes me realize when I lay in bed and I'm like, I don't really want to go to the gym today.
Then you come in here and tell us these stories. I'm like, you know what? I'm going to try to go to the gym tomorrow.
So it's awesome. Everyone check out MVP.
Please reach out. Jay is always open to talk about it or some people on his staff.
For those of you out there who do suffer from depression anxiety or are fucked up like I'm fucked up, be of service to somebody else. Like, that will help you through the grave.
And that's why I come on here. I know we don't want to talk about football and screw around, but I have to talk about it for my own to help myself.
Yeah, it's way better to get it out there than it is to just keep it inside. It's great because I've always talked about it.
My friends always know I'm crazy, but now it's, you know, mental health. And I've always been talking about it.
People have been shying away. Now they're like, oh, okay, now we want to listen.
Fucking damn right. If someone wants to help out with MVP, go to our website.
Go to your website. Vetsandplayers.org.
When you show up to this, it's only for former athletes and combat vets. It's combat vets and former vets.
Yes. But you can still help and contribute if you want to.
Absolutely. We'd love you to contribute.
But also, listen, we're, and JC said it best, we are, we're the ambassadors. I think the people who are going to help change mental health in this country are going to be our combat vets.
The more we get out there and shows like yours, and the more we televise and air our messages, we've gotten so many people who have reached out to us after they see one of our features that they needed help, or they weren't even a combat vet, but they've been suicidal or they had substance abuse issues. And, um, I think I told you guys, man, I did this moral day.
We did a show. We were out in LA and you guys directly saved lives.
We got people that showed up. We said, they heard us.
They heard me on your show and they literally had a revolver in their mouth the week before, and they heard us on the show and said, I'm going to go check this out now. Oh, yes.
And then athletes, too. There's a water polo player named Cammie Craig whose teammates reached out to her and said, we think our friend Cammie needs to get in here.
She won two gold medals and a silver in the Olympics, and when she was done, she's like, what do I do? That's all I've ever done. I'm 30 years old.
I don't know what to do with my life now. And Cammy's now turned around helping a bunch of people.
It's just fucking beautiful, man. It's so awesome here because we do this for pretty much shits and giggles.
Obviously, it's our profession, but for the most part, we're just fucking around. But to hear whenever someone hits us up, and it might be someone who went to MVP or someone hits us up in the DMs like, I was going through a tough time and you guys made us laugh.
We love to hear it. And even like our pro-athletes, like Strahan's a big part of us and he'll be there tonight.
And he's a perfect example. I'd show our athletes like, hey dude, Michael's successful because he used the same thing that made him a great football player.
He used that in the transition. You gotta just, you play playing the NFL is not who you are.
Dude, think of what you have behind that rib cage. You have a different, you're different.
You got that sickness, greatness type thing where you outwork the world to get to be the elite, elite, elite. That doesn't go away.
So all of a sudden they retire and they're like, oh, I've got nothing left or man, you know, I've or i've that you still have it behind your rib cage use whatever made you get to the level of the nfl in your next step out working the world is how you become successful nobody somebody just gets their lucky break this shit don't happen yeah speaking us constantly fucking grind yeah speaking of that next step uh something that's actually really really important uh where's r Tannehill going to go next year?

I think, you know what's funny?

Was that a good transition?

It was a fantastic transition, yes.

I was going to go with, Hank is literally sitting there.

Like, he is edging right now because you're here,

and we're going to ask you where Brady's going,

and he has been on it. What are you talking about?

Brady's not a free agent.

He's been very upset, very smart.

It's just, hey, hold a sec.

Tampering window hasn't opened yet.

That thing was just misreported.

He has like a 10-year deal with me.

Oh, he does. Oh, okay.
All right. So, yeah.
I don't think Brady – that's the whole thing. This is the craziest time because I don't think Brady knows where Brady's going.
And because there are also teams – man, there's so much. This is almost like draft time where teams are, you know,

like a team like the Titans who may want to use, you know,

want to re-sign Ryan Tannehill, but they have the Brady looking over them. They could use that for a contract and how they're doing with that.
But there's also other teams that I'm not going to mention who are using it for their own guys who you wouldn't even think about. Going, well, you know, we want to kind of re-sign you.
You want to do this. But if not, Brady's out there.
We could go. So he's getting used in that way.
Just say the Raiders. Brady's getting used.
Well, that's obvious. There's not obvious teams.
There's not obvious teams is what I'm saying. And then there's The Niners, doesn't it feel like they are The Niners like Jimmy G.
Yeah, but Jimmy G's not a free agent. No, I know.
But they can walk away from him. But they're not trying to redo his contract.
You don't think they would? I'm talking about teams that either have a free agent or may want to redo their current quarterback's contract. Kirk Cousins.
Things like that. Yeah, of course you'd like to redo that contract.
It holds. But there is, and there's a lot of teams who are using that.
There's a lot of teams Brady's using. There's a lot of teams Patriots are using.
But here's the bottom line. This is the craziest shit we've ever talked about.
How are you letting the greatest quarterback who ever lived leave? Trouble in the air. I don't get, but you just, life in the NFL sucks when you don't have a quarterback.
How, though? The answer is Belichick. Because Belichick's entire L, the reason why he's the best coach of all time is absolutely freaking my guy if he looks at a guy he's like that guy is not what he used to be he will always step away a year early rather than a year late so it's fucking mind-boggling all the news he's the best he's the best that's ever played position i mean those rings and also just look at like who's the best running backs he ever had? Corey Dillon, Antoine Smith.
I mean, holy shit. Never really had that.
James White, shout out. Falk was pretty good.
Danny Woodhead. Right? But that's the running backs, right? Offensive line, switched in and out.
Receivers switched in and out. He had Randy Moss for a couple years.
That's it, right? Didn't even win a Super Bowl with Randy Moss. Antonio Brown.
Right? So it's unbelievable what this guy's done. And the fact that you would even think.
Now, you can also say he had the best tight end of all time. But yes, I agree with you.
He's had a consistently great offensive line. No, but there's nothing taking.
Those offensive linemen have come and gone. They've switched them in and out.
He's unassailable. Shame on the defense.
They've switched them in and out. I'm not taking anything away from Tom Brady.
I just can't believe they would let a guy like this go. Now, here's why.
Did you watch him last year? Yes. With very few weapons, there's still top ten offense.
Are you kidding me? Okay, so Jay, here's the question. Are you kidding me? Here's the question.
I agree with everything you're saying. I agree with everything.
Did they stop drug testing you guys here? Hold on. Did you watch any of his games last year? You out.
You watched the film. I thought he was going to believe it.
I got the whole thing on DVR. I got the whole thing on DVR.
I DVR'd all last season. Don't tell me how it ends.
They've been trying to speak this into existence for two years. Shut up.
Listen, I agree with everything you said, but if Tom Brady says I want $30 million and I want it for a three-year right. does that not change the math in Belichick's head? Because what you're saying, no one disagrees.
You should absolutely sign him to that. Tom Brady should be a patriot and Belichick should keep him and they're stupid to let him go.
But if he says, I want to be the highest paid quarterback, I want $34 million. That's not the highest paid.
But he's not saying that. But what if he does? But he's not saying that.
You don't think there's any chance? No, I don't think he's saying that.

So all the news.

I think he wants to be paid up there.

30, 31.

He's never been in a top.

Right, I know.

So it's about time.

He wants to be paid for what he's already done, though.

That's the thing.

But I think for the next three years, two years at least,

you've still got a top-ten quarterback.

But it's the one guy.

It's the one guy who doesn't operate like that.

Belichick is the one coach.

Any other team. Well, then you're cutting your nose off to spite your team, if this was literally any other team, I think they would probably have

already signed Tom Brady and been like, we'll have you play forever and sell tickets.

I think it's ridiculous.

But here's also the other factor in this.

So when Peyton Manning went on his free agent tour, the way the Broncos got him, because

everybody thought he was going to the Titans.

Well, he played catch with John Elway.

Elway was like, I love you.

No.

Yeah, he did.

It was more him and John Fox was the relationship there. Oh, interesting.
So Elway actually still hasn't found a quarterback. So Elway and him were, but Foxy and him used to play golf and they were boys, but that wasn't even it.
Elway and Foxy, what they did, which was the smart part, and they did this together, they realized, man, Peyton, you're going to throw everything you have into your rehab. So we know there's only a certain amount of hours in the day.
You're going to do that. So the offense is yours.
You tell us. Where the Titans, they went down, and the Titans coordinator gave him the playbook and said, here's the playbook so you can start learning and studying it.
Here's our playbook. And the Broncos found that out.
Elway, very smart doing this. And Fox said, hey, we're not going to do that with you.
You throw everything in your rehab. Don't worry about it.
You're going to teach us the offense. We're good.
And that was the deciding factor. Yeah, very smart.
Big deciding factor. All right, so give us a percentage.
Because we actually agree with you. I don't know yet.
We agree with you that he's going to be on the Patriots, but give us a percentage. I didn't say that.
Okay. You said that if you were the Patriots.
I said if I was the Patriots, he should do that. So give us a percentage.
I don't know yet. Just throw it out there.
No, I'm not going to do that. 30% chance he stays, 30% chance he goes.
That doesn't equal 100. No, I know.
40% chance he dies. Which one of us is supposed to be punchy over here? 40% chance he retires How about this? Why don't you just give us a sleeper team? Who's the sleeper team? No, I'm not doing that.
We need a headline. You guys know I don't like being wrong.
Jeff Darlick shouldn't be doing a sleeper team. You're not wrong if you say a percentage.
No, I am. 50% chance he stayed.
What would surprise you? It would shock me if he retired. Okay.
Okay. Now we're starting.
All right. Now let's build off that.
Tom Brady expected to not hire. Now we're building off that.
All right. I have a serious question, though.
Do you get jealous that Jeff Darlington is putting out all these scoops about Tom Brady? No. I think I'm good.
Okay. You think you're going to get it? I think I'm good.
No, no. Because most of my focus is during football season, during the all season.
I enjoy watching these guys do it. I did this shit for, I was the first one to do this stuff.
It was like me and Mort and Len Pasquarelli were the first, and Clayton, the first minute by minute breaking news guys in this country. Back in 99, I was like, I think this internet thing actually makes you hook on.
And again, spoiler spoiler alert i don't know if it's going to you yet or not but i'm hoping it does so we were the first ones to do this and man i broke it fifth round signing third round sign and i did that and thank god over the years i've been able to kind of like you know graduate up and uh not graduate but just kind of make it now okay fox henneple sunday that's my job i want to make sure during the season those bombshells. And every once in a while, like I'll put something out like last year, like, boom, Odell Beckham's getting traded.
Right. Right? And I'll do those.
Dominate people. I don't do the same, the whole rat race like I used to anymore, thank God, because, well, it ruined a marriage pretty quickly and some other relationships and, you know, just a lot of – it grinded my ass to the ground pretty good.
So I did it. I did it for, I started doing that like 93 and then screw shit, did it until about 2007.
And then probably 2011. After all the Favre stuff, then I was like, all right, I'm done with the second.
You know, I remember I broke the end of the first lockout. I never went to the courthouse steps.
I was like only guy. And I was like, it definitely is.
And I was like, not only that, but then I kind of tell everybody, I like my life too much. I'm not going to report on every jab and hook thrown in a fight.
When there's a knockout, I'll let you know. Otherwise, I'm going to be in Cabo and Vegas, and I enjoy my life too much.
And I went to both sides, the NFL, PAN, NFL, and I said, listen, I'm not going to get used. I'm not going to get used by them for you or vice versa.
I hope you both appreciate it but I will definitely help behind the scenes wherever I can because it's smart that we all have labor peace. It's smart so everybody gets rich together.
I hope when it's time to break the story both of you all just appreciate that I'm not going to mudsling for either side. I'll be the one guy that doesn't.
3.52 in the morning. Boom.
Both sides hit me up. Appreciate it.
Broke the story. And how about this? So I break it at 3.52 in the morning.
Then yes, boom, I'm all over the place. By then too, I think back then I was still always working at Fox at NFL Network.
So I come on, I do everything there. I break all the scoops.
And it was the same day I adopted my son. It was the same day I was going in to actually finish the adoption.
And I go down to the court. It's a nine o'clock meeting.
It's 3.52. I break it.
I go into the court. Well, they kind of block your phones in there.
So I go in and I'm thinking, okay, we're going to be in nine o'clock. I'm got my kid.
It's just a formality. Get out there.
I was there until like 2.30 in the afternoon with no phone at zero after I break i break this 29 o'clock in the morning yes meanwhile tony gonzalez has got him in the backseat of the car driving down to cabo see you i'm out dft should we play the game that we play with everyone yeah wait no chance or no answer no chance no answer okay so either you just don't answer or you say no chance. Okay.
All right? It's an easy game. You get it? Tom Brady signs with the Jets.
No chance. Tom Brady signs with the Dolphins.
No chance. Tom Brady signs with the Bills.
Get the fuck out of here. You're going to do it for 32 teams.
I was going to let PFT do the AFC North. I have a serious one.
I honestly don't think Tom knows what he Tom knows yet.

Tom Brady signs with the Bears.

I don't think Tom Brady

knows yet what he's doing.

Bears?

He didn't give you

no answer?

Ride with that.

He didn't give you

an answer, Big Cat.

It's a possibility.

Tom Brady signs

with the Raiders.

No answer.

Tom Brady signs

with the 49ers.

No answer.

Tom Brady signs

with the Chargers

in exchange for equity.

Oh, you heard

that one too.

Tom Brady signs

with the Rams.

What? Tom Brady signs with the Ramsgers in exchange for equity. Oh, you heard that one, too.
Tom Brady signs with the Rams. What? Tom Brady signs with the Rams? Don't do that, Blake.
That's a no answer. Tom Brady signs with the Cardinals.
No chance. Oh, see? We got it.
Yeah, all right. All right, so you mentioned the Odell Beckham thing, which you were well within your rights to take a victory lap over, because when you put that out, you got lampooned.
People were like, Jay doesn't know what he's talking about. You have my tweet? Are you going to read my tweet from that? We will because when you put that out you got lampoon people were like jay doesn't know what he's talking about what's yeah my tweet you're gonna read my tweet for that we will when you got you got really mad what's percolating i got you know i got mad at people because they

started saying shit about my kid and my mom but then going on my friend's like like other people

who are helping with mental health on their pages killing me and them like all right enough

like it's just fucking football no you're within your rights to dunk on those people so what's

We'll be right back. who are helping with mental health on their pages, killing me and them.
Like, all right, enough. Like, it's just fucking football.
No, you're within your rights to dunk on those people. So what's bubbling up in the back of your head right now? What is the Odell Beckham trade from last year that's kind of marinating back there? I don't have one yet.
I don't have one yet. Those kind of come around more at the owner's meetings when I go and sit.
So I have a big day-drinking day at the owners' meeting. I sit up.
I want to go to one of those. It's like on Monday or Tuesday, I gather all these head coaches and GMs, and it's a day-drinking day.
Last year, TMZ put a thing out how Mike Tomlin missed the – there wasn't enough minority coaches in the head coaches' picture. Where's Mike Tomlin? Well, shit, he was nine vacas in with me at that point.

And they thought it was like this big thing.

No, no, we're just day drinking.

Day drinking is a way of life for me.

So the owners' meeting, that's one event that I've always wanted to go to.

Some people are like, oh, I want to go to the Olympics one day.

Or, oh, I want to go see Easter Island.

You're comparing Easter Island to the Olympics to the owners' meeting?

I want to go to the owners' meeting and just be around all these drunk-ass owners all the time. It's fun.
When does that mean? Is it, what, West Palm Beach, something like that? That's a good question. I better look it up.
I'm going to go. I'm going to go on it because that feels like heaven on earth.
It's just getting day drunk with football guys. For all you fucksticks who spewed shit at me, my kid, my mom, my mom's kid.
Is that you? That could be my brother too okay all right my mom's kid my kid's mom my head size but you do have a big fucking head body size intelligence my mom's into be one of your mom's intelligence all because i made a prediction about your team today save your ridiculous fucking insults for shit that matters in life. Mic drop.
I like that. Fuck sticks is a strong...
It's kind of like Socrates. Your kid's mom.
It's close, right? My mom's kid. I like that.
I think I was quoting Plato there. Is it a fuck stick? Is that a penis? I'm going to start calling my dick my fuck stick.
That's great. Isn't that great? Yeah.
So and then uh you know like everybody else in the media is like oh my god we wish we could say that see that's what happens when you let everybody know you're fucked up in the beginning you can do shit like that like that's just glazer being glazer any trouble did anyone say anything no one's to the guy the guy the fox call and they're like you okay i'm like yeah what's up of course of course it's just a Tuesday for me. You're like, what? Oh, the fuck's sick? Oh, I didn't think about that.
But they were great. My bosses, Eric Shaggs and Mark Silverman, they were supportive.
I got a little bit, but, you know, the straight hands of the roller coaster were like, oh, my God, I wish I could do that. I'm like, you can do that.
He's like, no, I can't do that. Well, he's got the corporate in.
It seems like you're very happy with your job. You've got a lot of stuff going on.
You're happy with the way that your life is set up now. I am, man.
Thank God Almighty. There's not a day I don't wake up.
Every single day I wake up, I say a little thing to God. I say, thank you, God, for what I have and for things that I've already, that I never could have dreamed that I could have.
Every single morning. Shout out to the big fuck stick in the sky.
Shout out to God. Hey, hey, be careful.
He's the ultimate pipe man. Yeah, right.
I mean, we're all descended from him. Yeah.
So is there any small part of you that's like, hey, maybe Jay Glazer could exist in the booth? Maybe they put me in the booth for the B or C game on Fox NFL Sunday, see how it works. Why would I do that? Why? Why not? Fuck no, because we're in the most successful sports show in the history of fucking sports.
Why would I do that? We got inducted to the Hall of Fame this year. TV Hall of Fame.
Okay, I was going to ask. Television.
So not sports. We're about to lock it in and play Travis.
I'm sitting over there. There's 3,000 people that watch that one.
We're about to go up on stage. I'm sitting there.
I got like, this is the first trophy I've ever had for not beating the fuck out of somebody. Okay.
This is the first time I've ever had a trophy in my life for not having to beat somebody in some sort of combat sport. That's all I've ever had.
And certainly I've never gotten any honorary degrees. Right.
I've never won a spelling bee in my life. We should make an honorary degree.
You should, yes. So I'm holding this little trophy.
And I said to Howie Long, I turned to Howie and I said, hey, I know we're supposed to act like we've been here before, but fuck that, I haven't. This shit is cool.
Who's the funniest guy on set? Genuinely funny. We're all funny our own, right? But who's the guy who makes people laugh? Terry.
Terry. Terry says, this year we're standing on the field at the Super Bowl.
We do it again. So would I ever leave this? No.
It's the 100th anniversary of the NFL. And we're on the Super Bowl.
And Strahan's my freaking best friend. And we're walking past here.
And Kurt Menefee and I got our starts. I was hosting a show at MSG Network down here called Unnecessary Roughness.

I remember it.

However many years ago and, you know, help raise, you know, trade Chris and Kyle, knew

him since there were nine and seven.

Everyone's each other's godfathers for some of our kids.

Best man at each other's weddings.

And there's been a lot of fucking weddings between the six of us.

3.5 weddings. But Bradshaw goes, we're sitting on the sideline, and Terry goes, and just deadpans.
He goes, man, this whole centennial thing they did this year for the NFL that we all did for this, it was just so cool. They should still think about doing this again next year.
I just deadpanned him. Right.
And we were just howling, man. Well, are you sure? Are you sure that he was deadpanned? Yeah, I know.
He plays it off because he told the three other people. So he just, yeah.
But, man, we're all. You get a line ready that morning.
He's like, I got this. You guys saw that moment this year, man, when Jimmy gets in the Hall of Fame.
Yep, shows up. Oh, my God.
But here's the thing. It was supposed to happen in pregame, but our pregame got covered up by the other playoff game.
So we hit David Baker's big ass in Fox. I mean, somehow, could you imagine hiding that dude? Yeah, where do you hide him? For like three hours.
Like in a closet? There's no closet. could hide of it right so we're hiding so i'm in my green room and actually i remember i'm on the phone with andrew whitworth about something because andrew's part of mvp or we're talking about something there could he's helping one of our vets or something and i look up on our monitor and all of a sudden there's uh i don't realize it's halftime so there's david baker walking in doing this and jimmy up there and and he's tearing up.
I'm like, oh, shit. I had no mic, no nothing, so I come flying out, and I'm sitting there going, oh, my God, the insider was so inside.
He was outside. I was like, oh.
But it was the best moment we've ever had ever in the history of Fox and the Bull Sunday, in my opinion. And afterwards, we go out, and you saw how genuinely happy we were.
We were all crying for him. He's crying.
And we go out to Dantana's in L.A. after.
We walk in there. The entire place gives us a standing ovation, gives Jimmy a standing ovation.
They start singing Happy Hall of Fame to him. They're throwing napkins in the air, man.
It was freaking surreal, dude. Him crying was like a moment where I was like, oh, man, why am I feeling emotional? Right? I have nothing to do with Jimmy Johnson.
It was those moments I say, thank you God, how the fuck did I get here? When Coward gets surprised by him and that giant chin starts to quiver, that was a great couple weeks. Well, that's why we thought it was going to happen in the pregame, because it happened with him, and when it didn't, we were like, oh man.
So we start, I start talking to Jimmy about the process and a lot of us didn't just be trying to, and he was like, no, I'm good. I'm good.
I'm good. So he kind of played off pretty good.
And then when he got in, he started crying. Oh, you were faking it the whole time.
Yeah, okay. Yeah, so to wrap things up, you have a little bit of interest in going into the booth.
Yes. Zero.
Yes. I think you'd be great calling a game.
None. Zero.
Even if they're putting Tony Romo money at you? No. Oh, what? Yeah.
Now we're talking. Alright, I got two other questions.
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Which I will not be calling in the booth. Go ahead.
Correct. First question, give us the free agent you see that is most sought after not named Tom Brady.
The guy that everyone's kind of forgetting. That's like, hey, I wouldn't be surprised if he is, he's going to have a lot of bidders.
Who are the pass rushers out there? Ooh, Jadavia and Clowney. That would probably be up there.
Oh, actually, linemen for the Patriots, too. Those linemen go.

Those offensive linemen.

What about Dak?

Do you think Dak's going to hit free agency?

No, no clowns.

Come on.

Zero clue.

No?

No chance?

Do you think he's done for turning out that contract offer?

What was it, $33 million?

Don't get it.

Let's see.

I'll give you the list.

Here we go.

Dak Prescott, Chris Jones.

Some of these guys are going to be.

Oh, Chris Jones will be.

Amari Cooper, Drew Brees, Tom Brady, Jadavian Clowney, Byron Jones, Justin Simmons, Hunter Henry, Derrick Henry, Joe Thune, Philip Rivers. Is Philip Rivers going to get a starting job somewhere? Possibly with the Colts.
I like that. There we go.
I like that. All right, then my second question is.
Wait, what about Derrick Henry? Is he going to get tagged or long term? We've got to see how the CBA CBA is kind of screwing everything up right now too. Is that going to get decided now or are we going to go to next year? Dude, I can't – I don't – Don't carry any water on either side.
I don't know. Careful.
I don't know because when you have such a vast – you've got so many people who have so many different opinions, it's hard to get a majority of something. I don't know.
I can't speak for 1,600 dudes. I don't know what they're going to vote.

Let me ask you this, then. Jay Glazer, how

quickly would the CBA get solved

if we went to Renzo Gracie's gym

and we kicked the shit out of each other

and then all sat down?

Goodell, Rodgers, D. Smith,

we all sat down after. By the way, I know you all back on Roderick.

I know you all get on Roderick. No, I don't.

He's an unbelievable quarterback.

I just hate his guts. I think he's a fucking terrible person.
He is the one who personally, out of his own pocket, funded MVP in New York. God damn it.
Don't do that. Roger Goodell.
Oh, wait. Oh.
Roger Goodell. Yeah, not Aaron Rodgers.
No, I don't care. He literally did.
We protect Roger Goodell. He funded it himself.
So in other words, you're taking Roger Goodell's money. MVP is, yes.
You're taking Roger. So you are a mouthpiece for Roger Goodell.
I thought Aaron Rodgers did something. And not only that, the dude showed up to the Rams.
He found out it was called Band of Brothers. And he was like, no, I'm out.
He showed up to the Rams-Cowboys playoff game. And he's in touch with our vets.
And he said, I know you guys are here. He went up into the stands for 45 minutes and watched with these vets, with our original, like, ten who all have fought Tucson and now they're here and there at the game, sat there with them for 45 minutes up there for everything.
So I know you guys have to tell you. He contains multitudes.
He's done good he's done not-so-good things. Yes.
The duality of man. The yin and the yang.
Oh, my second question. You had a video that went viral that I still don't really understand how you got this collection of people together.
You had Al Pacino, Sly Stallone, Guy Fieri. Got enough of a big deal around here.
Who else was there? Great story. Ready? So here's how it happens.
These are all in Jay Glazer's house just hanging out. No, no, Stallone's house.
Stallone's house. Sorry.
Stallone calls, and he goes, hey, you want to come over and watch the fight tomorrow, which is Ruiz and Joshua. You want to come over and watch the fight tomorrow? I'm like, yeah, dude, you're Rocky.
Yeah. So he's like, any chance your friend Guy Fieri's in town? Because my daughters don't give a fuck about Rocky or Rambo,

but they love diners, drivers, and dives.

So that night I was actually,

so I put together weird communities of people, right?

My crew and whether it's, you know, that's what MVP,

it's a community, right?

Or Fox and Ville.

I put together these weird fucking communities.

So that night I was like, I'm going to dinner tonight

with a strange dinner.

It's me, Batista, one of my little fighters, Ava Knight, Nate Boyer, Strahan, Mike McCarthy, and Guy Fieri. So I said, yep, Guy's coming.
Let me talk to you. So I called Guy up.
I said, hey, dude, I tell him the thing. I said, Stallone wants to know if you want to come over and watch the fight.
And he goes, I'm supposed to leave tonight. But let me call my wife.
So his wife literally says to him, hold on a sec sec you're telling me you can go with glazer to stallone's house to go watch a fight and you're calling me and asking me if you should come home tonight she literally quote is you're a fucking idiot if you come home tonight right so he calls me up he goes all right i'm in find out from stallone who's going to be there i'll come i'll cook and i'll make his daughters my sous chefs right so first i call guy, I call Guy, and I go, tell me you love me. He goes, why do you love me? I said, tell me you love me.
Why do I love you? And I tell him, Stallone wants this. Boom.
So I call Rocky back, and I go, he says, Stallone, tell me you love me. He goes, why do I love you? Tell me you love me.
Why do I love you? I said, well, Guy's going to come. He's going to cook and make your daughters a sous chef.
He needs to know what the guest list is. And he goes, well, he doesn't need to cook.
I'm just getting cold cuts in the Mulberry Street pizza. I said, bro, you're not getting fucking cold cuts in Mulberry Street pizza when Guy Fieri's coming over.
You shitting me? I said, just give me the guest list so he knows he's going to bring food. He goes, all right.
It's me, you guy. I said, I'm bringing Strahan.
He goes, Strahan, Pacino, Schwarzenegger, Sugar Ray Leonard. I go, get the fuck out of here.
He goes, what? These are my friends. Those are your friends.
I shit you not. David Blaine comes over and does magic.
What? So I set the whole thing up. God damn it.
And then, although then we're in Stallone's house. Stallone's house is incredible.
Are you sure you just didn't make all this up? You know, right? I might have. Stallone's house, he has a Rocky room.
He has the original gloves from Rocky. And he's trying to, and you come in there, put it on your hands, but they're tiny.
I'm like, dude, I don't want to tear the original gloves from Rocky. He has all the Leroy Neiman posters.
He has the championship belts from Rocky. He has everything in there.
And then he has a Rambo and Expendables room. So all the stuff is in that.
And then Rocky. He has the Rocky statue at the end of his infinity pool that just overlooks this valley okay and then he has two theaters in there and oh by the way the Oscars they're like with the alcohols like you know those pesky awards to be it's like best pictures in with the vodka best directors with the tequila like you know so we're sitting there it's just and I'm sitting there and I'm like you know the fight's going on and there's me and Sugar Ray and we're kind of doing commentary about the fight and I'm sitting there and I'm like, you know, the fight's going on.
And there's me and Sugar Ray and we're kind of doing commentary about the fight. And I'm sitting there and Strayhead's looking at me going, you're doing commentary with Sugar Ray Leonard about fighting.
I'm like, hey, just shut the fuck up. Leave me alone.
Let me do this. Right.
And then even Stray, he brings me out. And I brought Michael because I'm like, he's brought me Oscars.
I was Hall of Fame presenter, everything. I got to, you know, pay it back.
He's like, hey, you pulled off some shit in your life before, but fucking nothing like this. So I said, no shit.
So we're there. Stallone literally comes over and he goes, hey, you think it would be okay if we post? You hear? I'm like, let me talk to Guy and Stray Sly.
I'll get back to you on this. Like, are you shitting me? So he's the best.
He's like a little kid, though. And I think my value is I make them, I give them all the locker room.
Like, I just, it's the dudeism factor. I fuck with them all.
You're a walking locker room. I'm a locker right.
Everywhere you go, you have like a parameter of just guys being, you're a walking man cave. That's exactly what I am.
I like that, yeah. I got two questions about that.
Dude, it was unbelievable. That's incredible.
I have like a million questions, but I boil it down to two. Wait, wait.
Hold on. Let me back.
So then he calls me a month ago, and he goes, hey, I want to make this regular thing. So you decide your guest list.
I'm like, I'll put together a guest list. Like, fuck it.
He goes, is there any chance I got one more request from my daughters? I go. They love part of my take, and they want to break.
He goes, done. Any chance you can get Wiz Khalifa

up to my house.

I said,

are you shit me?

He goes,

daughters love Wiz Khalifa.

I said,

weed or without weed?

He goes,

whoever he wants.

So I talked to Wiz.

Wiz is like,

hell yeah,

I want to go to Rocky's house.

So that's my next one.

I bring Wiz up there.

I got to cook.

We love his daughter.

His daughters are great.

We love you.

We love you.

You know why we love you?

Because you invited us.

So first question about that dinner, what did Guy Fieri cook?

Holy shit.

So that was – so he brings – first he brings like – I don't know, man.

It must have been about eight grand in Japanese Kobe Wagyu beef.

He's just like – you know, usually we get at restaurants like that big.

It's like tiny, like the size of like three fingers.

This is a this huge freaking. And then he brought, I don't know, it must have been a couple grand of white truffles where he's just putting it on.
And then huge crab, king crabs and lobster and this and that. And I mean, it was.
Was there any donkey sauce? Next question. He didn't make the donkey sauce? Yeah, there has to be donkey sauce.
It was pretty fucking ridiculous. All right.
Even the guy that has triple D and all that, man, that's some biscuit cook. Yeah.
Who's the alpha in that room? The alpha? Great question. Let's say you guys were all on a plane and there's a terrorist.
Who's the one who's being like, all right, let's roll. Let's fucking kick this guy's ass.
Rambo! Okay. You kidding me?

Rambo! Yeah. Is he still in good shape? It's unreal.
He is

freaking jacked. He's 73?

That's crazy.

It's unbelievable. Yeah.
So

then, what's it?

David Blaine comes and does magic.

So he's the alpha.

David Blaine comes in and does magic.

Obviously, David Blaine is the alpha. I've watched enough episodes

of Mystery to pick a part. You've seen the shit he does, right?

And all of a sudden, he's like, how does this pick a car

Thank you. And I'm like, what? He goes of looking at it.
Where's the joke? Where is it? And he goes, oh, you know what? Jay,

it was just attracted to you. And I'm like, what? He goes,

turn your wrist over. And there's this freaking five of diamonds folded under

my watch. And if you go to our wrist, you hear

Guy Fieri

yelling out, what the

fuck? What the fuck? And then

Al Pacino's going, I gotta go to my

therapist.

This was like the most surreal shit I've ever done in my life. I've done some cool things, man.
But this was... That's a pretty cool friendship to have.
Alright, well Jay, thank you so much. Always a pleasure.
Love you guys, man. Shout out the website again.
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That's what we've changed it up on them. Yeah.
That's really good. All right.
So, Jay, thank you. One last question.
What? You want to bench? Tom Brady to the Saints. Oh, no chance or no answer.

Saints?

We've moved on to like... No chance or no answer.

We're talking about killing people and saving people.

No chance or no answer.

Drew Brees not coming back to the Saints.

He's going somewhere else.

Cason Hill's going to be a stud in the future.

Tom Brady and Chiefs.

Cason?

That's a no.

That's the dumbest shit I've heard you say so far.

I didn't hear a no chance.

Seems like a no answer.

No, because certain things are just not worth my breath.

Interesting. There you go.
Come over. Tom Brady and the Chiefs.
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Okay, let's get to – I just have one Sabermetrics, then we'll do our recap of Love is Blind. I don't know if you guys saw this sabermetrics but just something to think about and i'm not pointing fingers i'm not saying anything here uh matt matt tomick tweeted this 1918 toronto wins its first stanley cup 1919 stanley cup canceled 1992 93 toronto wins its first World Series.
1994, World Series canceled. 2019, Toronto wins its first NBA championship.
2020, NBA championship potentially canceled. So what you're saying is that viruses are ring chasers.
What the fuck, Toronto? When do we get worried about the Olympics? I'm already worried. Dude, the Olympics are gone.

Are you serious?

Japan is saying they're going to go on without a hitch.

There are going to be numerous hitches.

We're not bringing the world together after we figure this shit out.

A month of hitch.

I'm not.

Actually, I never have been worried about the Olympics because I don't actually care.

I just want the NBA to actually have a finals.

Oh, I love the Summer Olympics, though.

Yeah, but I'm disappointed that we're not going to get the Summer Olympics this year. There's so many events that I really like, and it sucked, but they're going to pretend that they're going to go on with it.
So people will buy their tickets. They'll buy their hotels, and maybe some of the people that already arrange this vacation once the Olympics are canceled will still follow through and like a vacation in Tokyo.
That's what they're hoping for.

There's no chance that it happens.

No, but my point is the Summer Olympics are great when you don't have any other sports.

We're going to have hopefully basketball and hockey, so I won't care.

True, yeah.

Like I won't care.

I won't be like, man, where are the Summer Olympics?

Because I'll be watching hopefully the NBA Finals in late July.

Yeah, it would be so ridiculous to have a Summer Olympics right now and just basically infect all the world's best athletes at the same time with the disease. Although they do have the big bowl of condoms.
You know what? Maybe that would stop it. Maybe they just run the Summer Olympics and they just tape it all for us because we already watched it on tape delay.
Who cares? And then save it for the next pandemic. The only continent that doesn't have the virus right now, Antarctica.
Is that because it's summer? It's so cold there. No, it's summer in Antarctica, so it's so hot, and we know the virus doesn't like the heat.
So you should do the Summer Olympics right now in Antarctica. With the one guy.
Tape it. Don't let us see it until we're really engaged.
With the one LSU fan that had Hank all kinds of confused. It's just Marlins man there.
Yeah. All right.
That's it. By the way, Marlins man had quite the recap or quite the write-up.
He should be worried. He is very worried.
There was a big article about him today. I feel like it was in the Sun Sentinel.
And it was just about how this is going to affect Marlins man's travel schedule that he has for the spring and the summer. Oh, no.
Yeah, what is he going to do? Well, he says, my office is going to freak out because I'm going to be there for a month. I'll probably have people quit.
I haven't been in the office for a full month straight since 2012. I mean, he's already a plane crash survivor.
Can someone make sure that he feeds his cats? I'm wondering about the NFL draft in Las Vegas. I've got reservations for that, too.
Oh, my God. Dude, this is bad.
That's tough. I was just in Las Vegas.
It could have been me. Yeah, someone...
You were just in... Fuck.
Wrong. God damn it.
This is... Nothing's ever going to be the same again.
Okay. Love is blind.
Love is blind. Now, this show...
I have not yelled at my TV while watching a show as much as i have watching this whatever it is i can't i can't decide when i first started watching i was like this show sucks i hate everyone involved but now i feel like i didn't want to stop watching it after the fourth episode i was like i kind of love how much i hate some of these characters okay it was hard for me to physically watch yeah it's it's a bad show it's bad show if you haven't. We obviously are in our Love is Blind recap portion, so if you have not watched it yet, save this.
We're going to recap one through five. We'll probably do six through ten on Friday's show, so you have something to watch every single night.
Let's do big picture real quick. So, we found out there's actually 60 people that got invited so it's 30 guys 30 girls we probably only saw like 10 or 12 of them my question right off the bat and i don't want this to sound mean at all but because it's love is blind did they intentionally not pick like super attractive people because it was markedly i wouldn't say that this was way lower than fact your bachelor your bachelorette your real world like no i don't the first season of a new show yeah exactly the production circle their other their other shows like that i'm gonna throw a flag on that one because my first note was they should have had at least two very unattractive people i think you did very unattractive i think youive.
I think they did if you saw the 60. I didn't look at all the 60.
No, no. I'm saying there was even some clips.
Like we were joking, the 38-year-old dude who was like, are you an African-American? Yeah. That guy was whack.
That was perhaps the most awkward thing I've ever seen on a dating show on television. They threw some dogs in there, but I just noticed right away.
I wanted to see some notably dog-ish people on there. That would shock the person if they got picked.
They were, though. I'm not saying I'm a good-looking guy because I probably would be perfect for Love is Blind.
I'm probably less attractive than the people on there. But usually when you watch a dating show, you're like, holy shit, all these people aren't even real life.
There are some very attractive people on the show. There are a few.
There are a few, yeah. But there also are a bunch that you're like, how'd that guy get there? Yeah, so you're African-American.
Yeah. That was a great opening line.
Like, what's his name? Kenny, who's a sweet dude. He's not really.
Why isn't there? Or what about with Cameron? Nice guy. You're not like a looker.
Why isn't there a glory hole in the love pods?

And that really confused me when they kept referring to like,

when we had this discussion on the pod,

I thought that they all had something on iTunes or Spotify.

Every time they used the word pod, it triggered me to think about a podcast.

Nick Lachey acting like everyone just knows who he is.

He was like, obviously, I'm Nick Lachey.

I'm obviously Nick Lachey.

And Nick Lachey, did he do anything in between episodes one and four? He did nothing basically the entire time. I watched the whole thing, but yeah, he does nothing the whole time.
He popped back up. I'm Nick Lachey.
Yeah, I'm Nick Lachey, and then reads a cue card. He popped back up episode four.
He's like, I'm Nick Lachey, and now we're here at this all-inclusive resort in Mexico. That was obviously just an excuse for him to take a free vacation.
How many people do you think they went down the list when they were looking for hosts before they got to the Lachey's? Well, he's your backup Joey Fatone. So he's the guy you call when Joey's like, no, I can't do it.
That's the month that I'm hosting the March Madness thing with Impractical Jokers. Right.
But they needed, obviously, a married couple here, and they were like, oh, let's look at, was Ashley Simpson and her husband not available? I feel like that would have been good. Maybe Jamie Lynn Spears.
I don't know. I feel like Nick Lachey was not number one.
Definitely not. All right, so the show is patently ridiculous.
Who do you, where should we, like want to talk about Barnett because Barnett, I have this thing where I hate him. He's a fuckboy.
The very definition of fuckboy, and he's found his girl in Amber who is the very definition of a hot mess. So you got a fuckboy and a hot mess, and those are two unstoppable forces that are just going to rub up against each other until they get into a fight.
Right. So that relationship is not going to work, but they're going to have a hell of a time while they're in it.
But his jokes that he had to introduce himself to everybody, they're like pre-dad jokes. Yes.
Like he's going to be an excellent dad. Oh, I wrote them down.
They were pretty bad. So when one of – I think Jessica said, what do you think about dogs in the bed and he replied i am one i am one uh she also said do you uh kids what do you think about kids he says do i have any not that i know of um they well he had a great quote when he was talking to the camera about what he's looking for on the show he goes i usually go for girls, but this time I'm not looking for anything.
Well, not that I'm looking for anything ugly, but he's like, I usually like to date pretty girls as my type. I still do, but I usually in the past have also done that.
The, the kids joke, I think he said, so he said, not that I know of. And then Jessica said, no, I meant your position.
And he said, what's my favorite position favorite position so really just really making everyone laugh and then the last one i wrote down they asked uh when they went back to the room where it was very odd odd dynamic they would all go back to the pad and be like who did you connect with and uh someone said who were you all feeling and he said none of them because it was through a wall. Good one, Barnett.
Very good. And then he said, all these girls love my jokes.
They love the jokes. All right, so Barnett, yeah, I agree with you.
He's a fuck boy, but he also, I don't know, he's whatever. He's actually kind of normal, and he's probably the most normal guy.
No. He's the only guy i think that i would be friends with right that but that's not normal like no i think we're normal there's something a little bit different about barnett that makes him like all the girls obviously we're getting into like a big fight over right who's gonna be his girl um he's different from the other guys the other guys are just like everyone's boring on that show yeah all other guys with the exception of I guess Carlton but Carlton he needs to see it shrink immediately Mark's desperation makes him not boring so he's not boring just out of the just out of the sheer fact that I've never seen someone self-cuck themselves as much as he does so that was the big from the first five episodes jessica uh and barnett barnett being like i think barnett actually i actually wrote down it says he said if this place had no other guys and no other girls i'd propose to you which that is quite the love you know throwing that out there and jessica falls head over heels and then the next day she's like hey barnett did you mean all that stuff you said last night and Barnett's like nah not really and then she goes from that to you know what who's that first guy Mark Jessica is 34 years old that cannot figure out how all of her relationships fail and then came on this show and basically got directly into a failed relationship yep yeah got dumped and then got a rebound and mark and it was like i'll make it work they yeah she was like i'm gonna make this work we have so much in common like uh we're both from chicago and italian and uh dogs literally all they had in common was that they grew up near chicago and so she, trying.
When she would talk to herself and convince herself that things might work out with Mark, it was just going back to, like, we're built on something so solid, our foundation, that he really likes the Cubs. No, you forgot one thing.
The Christianity. When Mark explained his tattoo, it was like, yeah, I have a cross on my side.
And I left the space open for my future kids. And she was like, oh, my God, that is so romantic.
She strikes me as somebody who said multiple times, like, I'm not religious, but I'm very spiritual. No, I want to raise my kids through the church.
Yeah. But I don't go.
Yeah. Mark is turning incel in front of her eyes.
Yes. Mark is a simp.
he's a big time simp. He's having to negotiate for the relationship to keep going.
Every single conversation. Their entire relationship is just a series of important talks that they have to have with each other.
And every time it's Mark being like, I'm here for you. And I'm still here.
And I'm going to make this work. Are you going to make this work? And she's like, yeah, I guess guess so and then she goes to the bathroom and fingers herself to figure up our net yeah and she and then mark's like hey uh i've been thinking like if we're really going to get married maybe at some point you should actually not be completely appalled by the look of me yeah like and she's like i don't know it's just maybe we're taking a little on the physical aspect.
You know what? We're working on things.

Like, you're my best friend.

Right.

Yeah.

No, it was.

He basically proposed to her.

He said, will you do me the honor of putting me the fuck in your friend zone for life?

Yes.

Yes.

I think she even said, like, I think of him as, like, my best friend.

Like, I love him.

He's like a brother.

Yeah.

By the way.

When he talked her into staying, I think it was episode five.

She was, like, about to break up with him again. He was like, will you be my teammate? She's like, yeah, we're teammates.
Yes. He also had an all-time moment.
And I just want to take a timeout real quick and just say how sad I am. I just thought again about the bracket and just the fact that we're talking about this when it's Selection Sunday.
Okay. Time back in.
He had a moment. I wrote this down because so Jessica gets dumped by Barnett and then goes back to Mark.
And Mark says, Jessica's like, I'm not seeing him anymore about Barnett to Mark. And Mark says to the camera, my mom used to always tell me if you love something, let it go.
If it comes back, it was meant to be. First of all, that's a very, very common saying.
But second of all, I had an AIM profile. Yeah.
But second of all, you didn't let her go. She wanted to be married to Barnett.
She got dumped by him. And then she came back.
You weren't like, hey, go date some other people and see if that's what you want she literally was just like fuck i really want to be a reality television star and the whole thing is i have to get engaged mark we're back together also if you love something let it go he spent like two days when she was gone yeah there was like a two day window where he wasn't really talking to her that that yes that was his like big gesture of like letting her go out and find herself in the world right now and then the instant that barnett was like no i don't want to be with you she just goes to him and cries to him about barnett and then he's like i guess we're dating now he just he just needs to jerk off he really does need to jerk off and when they're talking about it she always like, I think that we should take it slow on the physical aspect. He's like, no, I totally agree.
I think that that's a very smart move to take it very slow, whatever you want to do. I will always be respectful of you.
And I agree that it's better for the long term if we take it slow. And then if she at any second was like, do you want to fuck? You'd be like, yes, yes, immediately.
I need to fuck now. Not only that, but she kept on saying, she was like, yeah, you know know i fell in love with mark in the pods when i didn't know what he looked like and i didn't know that he was like wasn't you know muscular enough for me and i'm just she kept on saying that line like there was two marks like there was a mark in the pods and mark here i'm just trying to have those come together essentially translation i want to puke in my mouth every time I see you, but I do want to keep doing this show because I want to be a reality star and I'm 34 and have nothing going for me.
I think she just wants to keep doing the show so that she can see Barnett once every three days and try to fuck him. I plowed through all of them.
I think that was... Wait.
I hate her.

I hate her so much. Wait, did she go...

I'm screaming at the TV every time she's drunk.

Did she go up to Barnett again when she was drunk?

Yeah, she went up to Barnett when she was drunk.

Yeah, but it was like, hey, one last chance.

No, I haven't gotten to that part yet.

Okay, my bad.

All right, we'll talk about that.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

But that's not a shock to me because...

That's literally the next episode.

She's already done it twice.

Yes, I get all of my Messica, like, shitty behavior all blends into one. She's the worst.
She's just the worst. She's already done it twice yes i get all of my messica like shitty behavior all blends into one she's the worst she's just the worst person and i think i really like amber amber is like she is insane in fact there are a couple women on that show that i see a lot of vince vaughn's stalker character yeah crashers yeah and she's definitely in that category But she seems like she'd be fun to go to Cabo with for a weekend.

Yes.

Which, but maybe not marry.

That's the problem.

My favorite couple by far is Cameron and what's her name?

Lauren.

Yes.

Lauren.

They're the most like, hey.

They're pretty normal.

As Cameron knows, he's a weirdo.

He's boring.

He's a little too, have you ever noticed like every time they walk, he like is way too close to her and touches her a lot. Is he a clinger? I think he just is...
I think he just always has a raging hard boner. Like, the way he walks, I think he's trying to hide it from the camera by getting right behind her.
It makes me very uncomfortable. So, I made this note while I was watching.
This show leads the league in semi-erections.

Yes.

So they're always making out in pools, wearing swimsuits and stuff.

And then they show a clip of them standing up and walking away.

It's like, okay, I didn't need to see that.

Right.

I did not need to see that.

And then you had Kelly and Kenny, the kissing king and queen of the world,

who have not had sex.

And all they do is kiss.

Yes. Kenny, dude.
But he's a very good kisser according to not the best she said that remember she's like he's he's one of the best kissers i've ever kissed and it's just i thought they were kissing because they had just had sex and then when you were like wait they're not having sex they're just kissing it's kenny you're gonna watch this back man and you're not gonna be happy no and she was like i think the first night she was like yeah i think it's gonna be great we're gonna kiss a lot and we're gonna cuddle and we're gonna cuddle some more and then kiss and i think we're both gonna be really happy with that and he's like in the background just biting his fist like i'm so sick of kissing this chick. That's so great.
Stop.

She reminds me a lot of Danica Patrick for some reason.

A little bit, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

She's got that little feistiness.

Yes.

Yeah, and she loves being held and kissed and smothered.

Fuck Jessica.

I hate you.

She's a messy bitch.

She loves drama.

Slob kebab.

Hate her.

Shout out Kelly.

Kelly Martin sent that to me.

She goes spiral ham all the time. She's like, oh my God, I'm so happy you're watching this.
Jessica's such a slob kebab. Yeah, she is.
All right, other couples. I mean, this really is, they're all boring, except.
Giovannini and Damien with the most unintentionally. Well, actually, it might have been intentional, awkward proposal where she then proposed to him.
Yeah. And he did the box thing with the bow.
And you're like, dude, you're bringing out all the stops for a reality show. Yeah, and he was like talking to the boys before he proposed.
And if you're a competitor on the show, if you're one of the guys, wouldn't you play your cards closer to the vest? Like you wouldn't necessarily tell everybody that you're going to propose yeah but yeah he was like i'm so nervous i'm so nervous i'm gonna boys can you just amp me up real quick for this and then he goes in there he gets down on a knee and then she stops him and he starts crying makes him rise and she's like wait first i'm getting on my name yeah doesn't know her full name i'm getting on my fucking knee okay Fuck, man. We.
We're going to flip this on you. I forgot that Cameron, by the way, the boner thing, when he proposed, he did have a pillow right on his lap, which was like, dude, you're about to blow.
Who was the guy with the beard, the 27-year-old who looks like he's 50? Kenny. Kenny.
Kenny and Kelly. Yeah, Kenny and Kelly.
The worst. They just they just kiss when kenny proposed i hate that we're doing this give me the fucking bracket like wow i'm so into it but then i just snap out of it i'm like this is the worst fuck you coronavirus when kenny proposed he said i want you to cover your eyes with me i'm going to cover my eyes because i want to be in this moment it's like the show that you're on you're you can't see them love is blind It was like when Jacob Vrana got the Stanley Cup tattoo on his wrist and he was wearing a short sleeve shirt and he lifted his short sleeve up.
It's like, there's no point in doing that physical thing. You can't see.
I was mad at that too. I found that this show has very nicely taken the place of me yelling at my TV about late fouls in basketball games.
It's anger it's anger uh hank you got anything come on what about carlton do we have pure hate do we have carlton diamond thoughts carlton's a psycho yeah i think carlton like dude you know you you obviously like you said you dated guys and girls i think that's probably something you want to say before you get engaged yes good that feels like information that hey like diamond it's up to her whether she's comfortable with it i think people should be comfortable with it but that still is something that you don't want to wait until after the ring is on the finger to be like hey just a heads up i like guys and girls yeah you need to say that before you propose and uh she reacted probably as good as she could have been expected to react to that because it's like shocking news. Yeah.
And then they flip out on each other. They have a big fight at the pool.
Great fight. And he's on his way out and he's like, okay, you want to get personal? It's going to go personal.
He goes, that's why your weave slips. Fuck you, bitch.
Yeah. Fuck you, bitch.
You're a bitch boy. That's why your weave slips.
And then it cuts to just a one-on-one interview of Carlton in the camera. He's like, I don't think that she's the right girl for me.
Yeah, yeah. So that was a combustible relationship.
I think she also was a lovable, the dancing team for the Bulls. Yeah, so she was a professional NBA dancer.
And when when he was in the pod with tank girl what's her name again amber uh when when she was talking to him about her job like working on tanks for the u.s army yeah he was the most judgmental of her for like having a masculine job yes and meanwhile he's like very worried about people being judgmental of him yes he needs it i think he's a he couldable guy and needs to see a therapist. Yeah.
He probably was like, hey, if I go on this reality show, I'll probably be able to work out a lot of the things that I got going on in my head. That's usually the best way to deal with some self-hatred issues is to go on a reality show.
Right. So he'll figure it out maybe.
I don't know. I just want to caution anyone that's going to be around Mark.
Again, in the near future, I think he is turning in cells. We're going to try to get Mark on the show.
He's going to turn into a joker. I feel bad for Mark.
He needs an intervention or he'll get jokered. It also was classic how often he would be like, you know, he did that thing where, and I think it's actually a relatable thing if you've ever seen a girl, dated a girl that's older, and being like, yeah, I'm 24, but I'm not your average 24-year-old.
It's like everything about you is your average 24-year-old. He's extremely 24.
And he tried so hard to be 34, what Messica's age is, but the reality is Messica's like 18. You know what I want to see? Yeah, she is a lot younger than her number.
She's the social maturity of an 18-year-old. I hate Jessica, but I want to see a spinoff show that's just Jessica.
And she's got a house, basically The Bachelorette, where she's got a house of like 12 guys that are vying for her attention. And then once every two weeks, they just drop Barnett off for like 30 minutes.

Yeah.

And then just take him out.

He's like, all right, peace out.

Don't even have him come in the house.

Have him bench press in the yard.

Yeah.

And then she just watches.

She also, the amount that she had to drink to like stomach being around Mark was hilarious.

Yeah.

Every single time you saw her, she had a glass of wine in her head.

She was hammered.

Also, a very cool shot was after day two, I think.

They cut back to the guy's room, and then the guys were just shirtless working out together. Yeah, they were lifting each other up and doing – that was so classic, just dudes.
This is just prison rules. Yeah.
All right. Well, I'm excited for you to watch the rest of the show.
Like I said, I just powered through it because I was like – I hate it, but I also couldn't keep my eyes off it. It's almost the perfect Netflix show for 2020, where it's just like you just despise everyone that's part of it, but you also cannot stop watching.
Did they think that you had to get engaged to be let out of the house? No, you did. Like it was an escape room and the only way out was to get married? Because I couldn't put myself in the heads of these people that are falling in love in two days well with somebody that you can't see and you're like yeah you know what marriage is a good option the only thing that i kept on going back to is like how much and i would love to know the answer to this and maybe someone knows maybe someone who worked on the production how many hours did the couples that got engaged actually talk because if it was I, I think it was like four or five days.
So, I don't know. Maybe there was a connection where, you know, like Cameron and Lauren were talking for three hours a day.
For four days. They seem like they could make it.
If I'm doing my predictions right now, I have a lot of money on them getting married, lasting for a little bit. Virtually no money would be spent on either barnett or messica uh because you don't think messica and mark gonna make it i don't think so well they might get they might get married and she just might have an arrangement where it's okay for her to cheat on all the time he's like that's fine whatever i want to respect okay let me give you this isn't even a this isn't even a spoiler but it's actually a great teaser for anyone who wants to watch the whole thing and wants to get to the end.
The way the show works is you have to get to the altar and then you decide yes or no there. Okay.
That's how it works. That's the final boss.
That's the final boss. So it's like a yes or no while standing in front of your family.
Jesus. Okay.
So it's pretty ridiculous. I'm excited for that.
Yes. It's a show that right now I love to hate, and it's good to get some of this rage that I have built up and stored up inside my body from the lack of sports.
It's a perfect album for it. Hank, you're so mad you won't even say anything.
Hank hasn't said anything. Now, Hank was so mad on Friday.
He was yelling about how much he hated the show. Why do you hate it so much? I physically, like, watch like i watch it i'm like i'm gonna watch it and then i cringe so hard that by the end of it i'm like curled up in a ball of cringe yeah that's fair mark will make any man question actually mark if you said i had to watch a live stream of mark or jessica i would probably just be like you know what i you know what I'm going to go out to bars and just get the coronavirus and there's something some reality shows like there's some like it's corny but then there's some funny like dumb funny like not like supposed to be funny but you laugh at it but like this show is just it's much more cringe than like the people if you said it correctly they are ultimately just not interesting whatsoever Damien is one of the more boring people, I think, to ever be boring.
Damien Powers. What a waste of a great name.
Damien Powers. If a vanilla popsicle had a face, that's what it would look like.
Damien Powers. He's the classic guy that got really big and strong and swole because there's no personality underneath.
So his personality is just like, I like to spend time inside of a gym. Dude, Cameron works with robots.
Yeah. That guy's smart.
Well, then, what's her name? Giovanini? Yeah. Is that her name? So Giovanini...
She's a social influencer. She has made him her bitch.
She's got a million Instagram followers. When she gets pregnant, Damien's going to have to wear around like a sympathy pad, like a sympathy stomach every day.
Damien Powers. Damien Powers.
What a waste. God damn it.
Nerd. Damien Powers.
All right. That's our show.
Wednesday, we have Craig Berube, coach of the St. Louis Blues.
Awesome interview. We're going to get into our bank.
We got a few interviews in the bank. We'll try to go out and get some new ones.
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Don't go out. If you're quarantined or if we're doing social distancing, social distance the shit out of this.
So do it. Stay at home.
Be safe. The people that you hear, the guidance that you're getting from the CDC, they know what they're talking about more than some people on Twitter that just like to downplay everything no matter what's happening.

So it's actually a real problem.

It's so serious.

Stay home.

Stay home.

It's so serious.

Leroy's not going to break any news about it.

No, Leroy has had scoops about the closures and things like that.

But it's serious.

People are going to die.

You can save somebody that you love's life.

You can save somebody that I love's life. So stay home.
Do it for me. Say PFT says thieves.
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