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I don't think it was on the air, was it? It was like after we were done. I can't remember it, but I agree.
Yeah. That'll be between us, though.
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Day is Wednesday, March 11th. PFT, I'm going to say something that I may at some point regret, but I'm going to say it anyway.
Permission to go there granted. If they cancel, and they, I don't even know who decides this.
They. Big time they.
Obama. Big they.
If they cancel March Madness, I'm not talking about play it with no fans which would make it significantly uh less fun but still we can watch it if they cancel it outright cancel it i will get coronavirus the next day wow i will get coronavirus because i do not want to be healthy in a world where March Madness does not exist.

Okay.

You know that we could maybe simulate the games on some sort of computer system.

I said what I said.

I said what I said.

I said my piece.

Chrissy, I said my piece.

Okay.

I'm done.

Listen.

That's very big of you to sacrifice your body for this.

I will get paid the $4,500 that they pay you.

If we're being honest, I think that intentionally contracting coronavirus at the start of of march madness is probably healthier on our bodies than what we normally do to it during march madness which is just live off nothing but chicken wings and delicious delicious copious amounts of michelobaltry i'm just saying i can't have it i'm starting to get nervous are you feeling bad that you have not respected coronavirus at all and now now things are getting canceled. The Ivy League tournament.
Who cares? No, no. I'm not going to respect a virus because the virus doesn't respect me.
So if it wants respect back, then it has to actually treat me like it wants to be treated. Now, the thing is, it has not done that to this point.
It's been a real son of a bitch. It's been a real asshole type of virus.
I do not respect it. I still think it's probably a big deal because people who are way smarter than me are telling me that it's a big deal so I choose to listen to them.
I saw that the Ivy League is completely cancelled which doesn't make a lot of... Can't they just play the games in front of like the parents? No one.
They can play in front of no one. I feel like for an automatic bid it's kind of very very fucked.
Okay, so their thought process is the Ivy League tournament is only like a three or four-year-old thing, so it really is no different than it was for all the years in past where the number one team in the regular season just got the automatic bid. But we're living in a post-marijuana world right now where everybody has terrible short-term memory, and I can't remember what the NCAA landscape was like four years ago.
Yes that's what it was has always been at war against the AAC as far as i'm concerned so that you guys going back to biggies yeah i know they're going i know they're going to alarm you i'm sorry i know they are changing but right now he's back i love the biggies tournament this is way back i love it so following the guidelines of having gatherings of less than a thousand people the ivy league tournament should have been totally, right? I can't imagine if they're packing gyms for that. No, it gets kind of lit because they do the tournament.
It's basically a Final Four, and they do it all in the same place, so people just go crazy for it. They just have the actual tournament on Wall Street? No, they have.
They have all the graduates are there anyway. They have a squash court, actually, on Wall Street.
But no, so that's the reasoning. The thought process behind it is you don't have to go that far back into history to know that the Ivy League tournament used to not exist.
It was 2017 was the first one, so it's only been three years where the automatic bid has been decided by a tournament, which is great that they did that, but I think if it were any other conference, it wouldn't be canceled so quickly because they can basically fall back and be like, hey, remember 2016? Not too long ago. That's how we decided it.
I mean, having Yale in quarantine for like a week and a half, that's going to be the ultimate rest versus rust debate. I think we're finally going to be able to put that one to bed.
They just rename it the Ivy League tournament and only people in the stands who are on an antibiotic drip should be allowed to attend. That's my grand bargain that I'll make with them.
I'm actually getting nervous, though, because it seems like there's a domino effect where, and I know what some places are doing where they're saying, like, we recommend. They're not actually canceling things.
I think I saw Ohio said we recommend no gatherings, which would affect the first four in Dayton, which is always played there. And the first two rounds of the tournament as well.
Correct. Are also in Ohio.
Correct. The governor of Ohio, the way that he phrased his tweet was interesting because he says, we are asking for no indoor events.
Right. So you can do an outdoor event, but they're asking politely for no indoor events.
People are canceling things. And that seems like a heavy recommendation.
This is bad. They're saying that maybe you could have games with no fans and only parents in attendance.
This is bad. I don't like that.
The mass hysteria is off the charts, but you're statistically more likely to get killed by Marvin Harrison than you are by this disease. Is that true? As of right now.
Is that true? He only killed what? Allegedly. Two people? Three three people probably that we know of that we know of i i'm just i'm starting to feel nervous for the first time i feel like march madness is on the hot seat and i i've laid the gauntlet down if they cancel march madness even if they reschedule it i'll be fine because i'll be able to just shift my brain and be like okay whatever we'll play it i mean great play it in june i play it in June.
I don't care. This is June.
If they, I mean, can you believe, can you think what John Rothstein's going to do? John Rothstein will have a meltdown. He'll show up to where the games would have been.
He'll still be texting every coach on his phone on game day. I don't want to think about that.
Saying, good luck today. So if it happens, I will contract coronavirus because there's no point in me being a functioning member of society for those two weeks if the March Madness does not happen.
I will support you in doing that because that means that I will be able to go into... No, we'll Skype.
We'll Skype. Yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm saying. But we'll go into self-quarantine so we can do the show from wherever, take it back to 2016, and we'll go back to...
And coronavirus wasn't even a thing. We'll go back to our pre-Ivy League tournament status and just do our show via Skype every day.
I'm actually going to be traveling to Austin, I believe, next week. And I'm just going to take all our equipment with me.
I'm going to take a podcast Zoom recorder with me just in case I'm not allowed back in New York City. I'm operating under that assumption right now.
It very well could happen. They shut down the entire country of Italy.
How is the Big East tournament happening, though? That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm still not in full threat level midnight.
Because it's old school basketball. It's no blood, no foul.
The Big Ten tournament would have canceled. There's other tournaments that would have been canceled by now.
But you know the Big East would be the last one to get canceled because it's old school like Georgetown, Villanova. We're going to hit you guys in your nose.

I'm saying old school.

See, that's the second time you've assumed I don't know what's going on.

Well, I don't know.

You keep saying team names that I don't.

They're not in the Big East.

But that's old school Big East.

I'm saying that's the mentality of the Big East tournament, which for my money is the

best postseason tournament besides the NCAA one.

That's like a tough no blood, no foul.

We're going to knock the shit out of you. Like Syracuse versus Pitt.
Exactly. Right.
Yeah. Right.
All right. So are you nervous, Hank? Yeah, but the fact that we live in New York City, every time I get on the train, I'm just like, if this is a real thing, that's a serious problem, I'm fucked anyway.
It would have been already over. Right.
It's not already over, but it might like, I don't know. I just don't, if it's a real thing, I'm fucked, so I've kind of just accepted it.
Hank, think of it this way. There's that old stat.
I think it applies here that you're more likely to die in the car on the way to the hospital than you are at the hospital. It's not true.
But if you say it enough, it gives you a sense of comfort and allows you to overlook the danger. More people die from obesity.
95% of car accidents happen two minutes away from your house. What happens when we get to that point of the coronavirus where it just outpaces all these stats? So it's like no longer can we be like, hey, you know what's unhealthier than the coronavirus? A Big Mac.
Yeah, well, I think you never really get to that point because once you learn a statistic, you just keep repeating it even when it's inaccurate. It's like saying 50% of marriages end divorce which isn't true but people have said enough that we all believe it there's also a

shift to the world wars or maybe the civil war be like hey this is how many people died in the

civil war yeah well coronavirus i mean if you really want to look at like facts about asteroids

uh you're statistically more likely to get killed in the grand scheme of things more people have

died on earth from not the coronavirus than the coronavirus will ever be able to kill. True.
There's also an element of the vacation addict in me that's like, ooh, we might be able to get some days off here. But I know just reading all the reports from everyone in Italy and Wuhan that's like, you just stay in your house, it's miserable.
But there's still a small part of me that's like, ooh, time off, cancel plans. I want to give a shout out to America, though, for learning geography through this virus.
And our Skype shows would be electric. If we were all like us against the competition in a quarantine world, would be electric.
There's that old saying that Americans only learn about other countries if we go to war against them, which is kind of true. But now we're learning geography based on where all these weird, like spooky footage from like overseas in Italy of a ghost town that's completely like evacuated.
We're learning geography that way. So it's a nice way to kind of expand our minds while being fearful for our lives.
And people are actually practicing like good habits when it comes to washing their hands. That's true.
And being, you know, generally more aware of germs. And pollution.
And pollution. It's all kind of, maybe this is just a big stay woke that we're just trying to reprogram all of our brains to be better human beings.
This is why we should just do Worldwide Vacation Week. Just have everybody go on spring break? They have that in Europe.
It's called August. Yeah, everyone just chills.
You make a you make a good point about hygiene though big cat you could just tell the players when you wash your hands you should sing the song one shining moment to yourself and then when it's over you know that your hands are clean do you guys like this this debate came up earlier today do you guys like one shining moment as a song because i think of it as only bad memories because it means it's the end of the tournament i like it i like I love it. I like montage songs.
I just hate, I just, that moment when you're like, wait, that was so much fun. I can't wait to do that again.
Oh, wait, I got to wait 11 months. It always bums me out.
I don't think it's... I used to shoot hoops in my driveway and I had that song on a repeat.
One shining moment. I was like...
On your mini disc player? It was like, yeah, on an iPod, one of those big iPod square things. Yeah, on your was it the microsoft zune yeah rocking on there it's not a good song but when you set it to the beginning the beginning slaps yeah i got my haircut yesterday so that means that i'm isn't like that number one place that you can get uh coronavirus beard you gotta shave yeah the beard i i went so safe my my judgment i got totally alpha'd by my barber Yesterday morning Because I went in at 810 And he goes Just a heads up I'm really Really tired And I'm not gonna be able To wake up for another hour And I just sat there And got the haircut There you go Like he was half asleep And that was one of those Classic moments Where like Filling out a form To get a refund Is not worth it Like getting up And being like? I'll be back later.
Not worth it. It just really makes you feel like a really small person when your fight or flight, you know, kicks in and you just do nothing.
Yeah. You choose C, nothing.
I've done that at the barber too. When I was, I was certain that my barber had never cut hair before and that the entire building was just a front for the Russian mob and he didn't know what he was doing and he's like dropping his scissors and stuff.
And I'm already in the chair. It's like, well, you know what? I'd rather not chance it with this guy.
I'm just going to sit here and let him fuck up my head royally. Yes.
Yeah. So I guess that's, I mean, we still got it.
We still got the ability to just be like, ah, who cares? So who is in charge of determining this stuff? Is it the NCAA? Who can we get mad at? I just need one person to get mad at in this situation. I mean, I don't know.
Let's pick the CDC guy, whoever he is. I don't know.
Who is he? Well, we need one celebrity to get coronavirus. Bob Saget was trending today.
I just assume he did something wrong. Well, no.
Somebody tried to say that he was in trouble for doing some really, really bad stuff it was a fake thing i don't even want to say it because it's like as bad as you can get i just want twitter to know that i'm officially i'm i'm operating under the pretense that if i see a name trending and you can't tell me right away why they're trending i'm gonna assume they're dead i'm gonna say thoughts and prayers but here's what i'm gonna add to it here's what i'll say from part of my take our official stance is we are anti-coronavirus oh so you're changing your stance we're anti-coronavirus but are you respecting it because you've been very cavalier I don't want to respect it okay I don't want to continue but we are we are anti-coronavirus and we are Tristan Thompson of the coronavirus we are pro good things happening to people and pro health pro March Madness that's we yes we want basketball to have shout out have shout out to the MLS, by the way, for having this all figured out avoiding crowds. Yeah.
Naturally in general. So you can feel free to go to any MLS game.
You can do it. They'll let you, it's actually a safe Haven.
Yep. Cause it's, it's, it's guaranteed to be less than a thousand people.
Yep. Uh, if you want to watch us for barstoolgold.com slash PMT, we should get to our hot seat.
Cool throne. Before we get to Damon, John hot seat.
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John was delicious. One last thing about coronavirus.
I'm also mad because that's all we're talking about, but it's also all you can talk about right now. It really has dominated.
Like, is coronavirus having a moment? It's definitely having a moment. Coronavirus might be having a moment.
Is it an elite virus yet? I would say no. Are we sure coronavirus is still good? We're not sure that it's good.
In fact, I'm pretty sure that it's not good. I don't want to say it's overrated because I don't want to give it any bulletin board material.
We're going to look back and be like, summer of 2020, coronavirus. What a summer it was.
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My hot seat is Disney, Disney Plus, whatever you want to call it. There is a Lizzie McGuire reboot in the works.

Yes.

One of my favorite shows of all time growing up.

We missed that.

That's not our generation.

That's Hilary Duff, right?

Yes.

Or no, is that Hannah Montana?

Yes, Hilary Duff.

Hilary Duff is Lizzie McGuire.

Yes.

Okay.

We were too old for that.

Disney has shut it down because there was a sex and cheating storyline.

So it was like, obviously when I was younger, she was in her high school or whatever. She got hot and she started to fuck.
No, well then this is going to be a reboot where it's like she's now 30 and it's like she's living her 30-year-old life. So they had a sex and cheating storyline in it.
Disney shut the whole thing down. What? That's real life though, Disney.
Come on. It's fucked up.
Does Disney know what their own history is? Exactly. I mean, they cheated on Oswaldo the rabbit for 30 or 40 years that's fucked up super fucked up uh heartbreaking stuff there and my cool throne is all you bros dumping on non-alcoholic beer yeah guilty who uh give us a tweet Darren Ravelle there are all sorts of bros out there that are always dumping on now you know that big cat.
Darren Revell has just been... He's been on one the past like three days, but he apparently invested in some non-alcoholic beer company.
And then he decided... And people were like all roasting him, like, oh, non-alcoholic beer, classic Revell.
He decided to follow that up by defending his actions by saying, for all you bros dumping on non-alcoholic beer, Michelob Ultra has been the top-selling beer in this country for the past decade. Not many people getting slammed off that.
And I had to read the tweet like 100 times because I'm like, Ravel uses facts and logic and reason, but I'm pretty sure Michelob Ultra, like at one point I had to ask someone, I was like, Michelob Ultra has alcohol in it, right? Have I been drinking the wrong beer? In fact, hand up, there's nothing I like better than in the summertime drinking 20 to 30 Michelob Ultras over the course of a Saturday outside. While rollerblading? It's a cool, delicious treat.
And you wake up the next morning, you have abs. Yeah.
I think we need to... So we have a long and storied past with Darren Revelle.
Obviously, PFT got... One of his followers got narked by him.
I had to beat him one-on-one. We're in a love-hate thing.
I've always been in the mindset that Ravel is kind of a misunderstood but nice guy. I think he's losing it.
He is legit losing his mind. He's on a bender from non-alcoholic beer.
This is what happens when you drink like 12 a day for a week straight. Yeah, you might you might not get slammed but you start tweeting out the most relevant things but he at least he hasn't sent out a video of a president getting his head blown up recently he he is losing it it's crazy like if you look at his replies he's doing the thing i saw the other day he came at some bully which revel when you tweet like your bar mitvah picture, you are doing it because you want people to interact with you.
And people are going to interact with you and be like, look at that nerd. And then he tweets back, like, nerds always win.
Check out my bank account now. Like, he did that.
He went for the bank account. I was picked last in gym class, but I'm also the person in the gym class with the biggest bank account.
Like, what is, dude, who are you? I know that, yeah. Yeah, who are you fighting with? Although he definitely probably does.
He probably has looked up like every classmate. Yeah.
That's true. He's done some homework.
Yeah. He probably does.
But who are you fighting with? And then last night he did the – he was tweeting about coronavirus and just in his mentions just getting really mad online and he was saying it wasn't time for jokes. This is Darren Revelle, by the way, who like in terms of timing of timing, you mentioned the JFK.
Remember when he tweeted about the Chilean miners? Yes. Oakley's and how it did for brand recognition? Remember when he had Christine Blasey Ford who was testifying that she was raped by Brett Kavanaugh and he talked about how the Coca-Cola she was holding was great brand awareness? This guy is talking about time? The timing? Darren Revelle has impeccable comedic timing.
If nothing else, we have to say that about him. It is ridiculous, by the way, that Darren Revelle has not updated us with stats about how much free advertising Corona beer has gotten out of this massive pandemic.
That's old school Darren. I need that.
I want that Darren who'sueless, but like so clueless that there's no way he could be malicious. Now he's kind of turned a little bit malicious.
He's just angry. He's aggro.
He's aggro revel all the time. He tweeted out that stat about the coronavirus that said, like compared it to the stats against the flu.
And then somebody was like, well, this is missing some context or something along those lines. He's like, I wasn't trying to say anything with my tweets say anything with my tweets like well yeah you are that's why you that's why you tweeted it he i i think that that's but that's but that's classic revel that's why this one was almost like a glitch in the matrix and i feel like a sign he's getting triggered he was trying to defend non-alcoholic beer by being like people like to no one alcoholic right and it was out of con it was like what wait what you just took a shot at bros who drink Michelob light yeah by the way who does Darren think follows him on Twitter I guarantee you 99% of his Twitter following is bros that love to pound Michelob yeah yeah so I'm gonna do something here I think we should uh take away our ban we have Darren banned from this show I think we'll do a mercy unbanning and if he would like to come on we will have him on to try to figure out what's going on with his brain like I think we actually need to help him I would like to do that but Big Cat I think he's going to get on the show and he's going to sit down in this chair and it's going to be an immediate regret on our end.
From like the way that he's going to come at it. Just so annoying? No, he's just so annoying.
He's going to come at it like a bat out of hell. He's going to be like, this is my chance to shine.
I hope that he would sit in this chair and have just like a spreadsheet in front of him of all the most useless facts and information he's ever stored. I would like him to do like a data dump of Darren Revelle.
Whatever was inside Darren Revelle's head that he is deemed unworthy of tweeting out, I want that shit. I want the pure, uncut Colombian Revelle stuff.
I don't want him to sit down in this chair and for him to start acting like he's too cool. Right.
So, Revelle, here it is. It's a mercy unbanning if you agree to come on and answer.
It really can just be the whole entire interview can just be this simple question. Why you the way that you are and we will just go from there we will peel back the onion deep dive we will help restore whatever you have left in your brain that's not triggered and aggro about people commenting on your twitter and instagram and flexing your bank account and like i just don't understand it anymore i do not i actually have like watched it where i used to be like oh you know he's funny nerdy and it's like all in good fun too he's legitimately upset all the time there's like a there's definitely a pendulum that swung so at first it was like fuck darren revel and then once everyone started piling on him we started to see darren as being kind of harmless right but also funny to laugh at and then we got like a little bit mad at people that were maliciously dunking on darren and now it's swung all the way back to what the hell is wrong with this guy what is wrong with you so we want to save darren ravelle mercy unbanning of you on pardon my take if you accept which he doesn't listen to this show by the way no he has people so if you're Remember when he said that? If he has people.
So if you're Darren's intern. I was like, I don't listen.
Who's in charge of editing Pardon My Take and playing it for him. Let him know about this 30 second band.
That's what it was. Was it? We talked about him and then he was like, I don't even listen to the show.
Someone sends me clips. Yeah, that's right.
So he has someone that listens to all of our shows and then clips up the Darren Revelle segment and puts it in front of him. It's probably one of his kids.
Yes. He pays him like a nickel a week.
Oh, Jesus Christ. All right.
So there it is. PFT, your hot seat, Coltrane.
My hot seat is Big Pharma. Uh-oh.
So sticking with the coronavirus theme, New York is making their own artisanal hand sanitizer. I saw this.
So we don't need the Pfizer's of the world. We don't need any of the GlaxoSmith clients to step in.
We have our own here in New York. It's produced here, the best city in the world.
So you know it's the best in the world. Purell is pharmaceutical? Purell is made just off the top of my head.
I believe that it's produced by Gojo Industries in Akron, Ohio. And if you you have questions you can call them at 1-888-4-PURL um but yeah we're producing our own stuff here in new york which is the prisoners are right the prisoners so it combines the two things that we love the most in america which is artisanal stuff and then stuff that's also produced using prisoner labor is shampoo big pharma uh sure it can be everything is it's Dr.
Bronner's, which is just made by some crazy guy that does graffiti all over the bottles and probably makes him his own bathtub. I didn't know that.
I thought that was just like pills. Yeah.
My other hot seat is Alex Jones. Alex Jones, frequent recurring guest of the show, got a DUI.
Your personal in austin texas uh he's pouring through the documents right now he just had too much chili more than likely and he was just cruising around his car at one o'clock in the morning totally sober got arrested he denies all charges against him so i never would have thought so i i for one cannot wait to hear alex jones act as his own lawyer in the upcoming DUI hearing.

Yeah.

That's going to be incredible.

Maybe this is a way for him to get a platform back because he's been deplatformed everywhere, rightfully so.

But now his platform is going to be court manuscripts.

The public record.

Yes.

If you say it in a courtroom, it has to be written down.

He's hacking his way back to a platform.

Well, when you think about it, every journalist in Central Texas is going to want to cover that trial.

Right. And so they're going to go to it and they're going to report on it so they are going to be reporting alex jones's thoughts on the contents of his liver genius um my cool throne is podcasts about stuff that people imagined so this actually made me think that we should do a deep dive into the existence of pete carroll's twin which someone showed me a picture it there's a woman, a nun out there that looks exactly like Pete Carroll.
So now I think it's two twins. So now he's got a nun twin and then another twin.
There's I think it's called Reply All. I haven't listened to the show yet but everyone's talking about it.
They did a podcast about a song that was featured in I think like a TV show or movie or something like that way back in the day that this one person vividly remembered. And he's trying to figure it out and find out what the song was, but he can't find the song anywhere.
And apparently it's a very fascinating podcast. But it made me think that all those deep, like, Berenstain Bears thoughts that we have in our brain that are glitches in the Matrix, those are things that we can actually turn into content and go back and explore.
So Pete Carroll's twin could be like, that could be like a summertime episode of part of my take trying to track down that twin. Okay.
All the thought, all the memories of Syracuse in the big East tournament. Yes.
We'll track that down. Yes.
All those find those. Okay.
So that's it for me. I like that.
Um, all right. Uh, cool throne is the karate shirts.
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DC Defenders still undefeated at home. First place in the XFL beast.
Okay. And it's Dallas week.
Rivalry week. Hank, you're not a Defenders guy? No.
Fuck no. I was until they cut you.
Sorry we're going to stand up for you. I'm a PFT guy.
I'm a Mr. 35 guy.
Fuck the defenders. All right, my hot seat is the Big Ten because Nebraska, Fred Hoiberg, has pulled out all the stops.
Nebraska opens up the Big Ten tournament tomorrow against I don't even know who because they have to play like six games. But Fred Hoiberg is bringing on Brant Banks and Noah Veedral to the basketball team.
They are on the football team. I love that.
So he's adding toughness. That is such a football.
It's late in the year. I love that.
That's such a Hoiberg move. He did it at Iowa State his first year.
He brought a couple guys in the second semester. Brant Banks is 6'7", 300 pounds.
He's bigger than Zion. Fuck yeah.
And he's going to like, that's five big fouls a game. If I don't think they'll, they probably won't even put them in, but if they did, if Fred Hoiberg brought these guys up and put him in and just had him fucking smash people in the face, he'd be a hero.
I mean, he's tapping into something. Cause if you've ever been at like an open gym in a college and you see the football team come in and they try to go head to head with like some of the players on the basketball team, it's always going to end in a fight because the football players play basketball like they're playing football.
And most of them are like, you know, obviously we're very good in high school because they're D1 athletes and that means they were good at everything. I love that.
I'm going to have to bet a lot of money on Nebraska. Yeah, at least it will be at bare minimum the morale and like the attitude that that team will have will be significantly different.
And Nebraska is the team that we mentioned a few weeks ago shot 8 for 30 from the free throw line. It can't be worse than that.
You can't be. I would be hard pressedressed.
That does sound like a Martinez stat line. Dude, if he comes in, he just fucking smashes people.
Just throw it to him in the post and let him just turn around with elbows. What if he just got Scott Frost to be an assistant coach, too? That would be great as well.
That would be great as well. Find the boys up.
Why not? Why not? Combine Nebraska basketball and football, and you might get a ranked team. Probably not winning traditions.

Both.

Yes.

All right.

My cool throne is Joe Tessitore and Booger McFarlane, because it looks like our boys are going to be back in the booth because NBC has said, no, no, no.

We will not even discuss an Al Michaels trade.

No trade clause thrown up. And yeah, I think Joe Tessitor and Booger, I think we just got to act like nothing happened.
Yeah, I think so. I mean, I'm pretty sure that it's going to reach a point where they're going to have to eventually say, these are our guys.
We're going to stick with our guys going into this year. These are our guys? It's like that's how they'll say it.
Yeah. Well, it's like when other teams tried to get Peyton Manning back in 2000.

Was that 2013?

And like the Titans and all these other teams had to be like, yeah, we wanted.

What's his name?

Like Kerry Collins or whoever it was all along.

We're confident in our guys that are still on our team.

It's what's going to happen right now with 49ers if they actually are trying to get Tom Brady.

Yeah.

They're going to be like, no, no, we know.

Jimmy G was always our Kirk cousins. Jimmy G should definitely.
He's at the point now where he probably has a right to be upset. Because of the overtures? Yeah, because like, hey, I know that I missed a big throw in the Super Bowl, but we did go to the Super Bowl.
I'm staying a little bit woke on the Tom Brady rumors to everywhere. I feel like the market for Tom Brady is not as hot as he thought it would be.
All right thought. We actually do have some exclusive news to break about Tom Brady free agency update.
That's a good thought. Al Michaels is staying at NBC.
Here's what I don't understand. They're willing to take that cap it now.
No, I don't understand. ESPN, shouldn't they have figured this out before it all got public? I don't think you can't do anything.
You would think though, the CEO of Jimmy Pataro could have called up Mark Lazarus and been like, hey, thoughts. And he's like, non-starter.
Okay, there it is. Done.
I think that ESPN got a lot of people involved in this situation. I think that they probably went handled that poorly.
Well, they probably went through the agents, too, and the agents want to leak their information that makes them look good. And so now they've got Mike Tirico.
It was probably Mike Tirico that leaked all this. Yeah, Mike.
He could put it in people's ears like, hey, people are saying that Al Michaels might be moving out. What about your boy? Speaking of win now, they've got a championship window at NBC that's going to end as soon as Mike Tirico gets three glasses of red wine in him and goes out on a date with a PA.
Because at that point, it's like, okay, window shut. Window shut, but we do have...
Keep Mike out. They have a plan for the future with Mike Tirico and Jack Collinsworth.
That's true. So there it is.
They have their future ready to go. Trust the process.
The future, yes. The farm system is plush,

flush, sorry, with talent.

Plush.

Plush is not the word.

I'm trying to watch soccer, too.

Do they not ban fans at some of these stadiums?

I think that was only Italy.

Oh, okay. So neither Red Bull, Leipzig.

They play where?

New Jersey?

Series A.

Yeah.

No, New Jersey.

Yeah, New Jersey.

They're in Newark. They're right on the way A yeah oh no New Jersey yeah New Jersey they're

in Newark they're right on the way to the airport yeah they're it's crazy they're in the Champions League good job American soccer's come a long long way um all right let's get to our interview with Damon John really really fun one a little bit of a different one I love this one real quick speaking of uh American soccer I don't know if you saw this ultimate spin zone that I I forget what organization put out this article,

but it was talking about how

the men's soccer players make more than women for the national team. And they said, well, they deserve to because if you go to a men's soccer game in America against Mexico, it's like three quarters Mexican fans.
And so the players have to deal with a lot more of that pressure so the American soccer

players deserve more money on the men's

side because they sell fewer

tickets proportionally than the women do

that's an awesome spin so I have to take my hat

off that's a great one sometimes you just have

to tip your cap alright so

Damon John go buy his book

what's it called

Power Shift

yeah definitely a different interview

than the normal ones I think he's a good

friend though now I think we could put him in the good friend territory. Like, we could hit him up and be like, hey, want to come on? And he's on.
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Did we? Yeah. Really? Yeah.
Who did we take? Jeremy. Jeremy.
Jeremy's here now. Jeremy.
Yeah. We know Jeremy.
Jeremy's a great guy. Listen, guys.
Our mail room was overcapacitated. He wears shirts, jeans.
Oh, he's the guy. He's a sports guy.
He likes sports Jeremy Well okay so but when you came on last time We told you the whole thing was a pitch And this is also a pitch But I think I remember after you came on You followed up Or maybe someone from your group followed up And said we really enjoyed it We kind of want to hire these guys to just be Part of the crew, the company, whatever. Yeah, you're right.
That's an absolute lie. Okay.
But I really enjoyed your company. Okay, so I was half lie.
You had a good time. You had a good time.
But you didn't want to invest for me. No, that was a hard lie.
Yeah, you liked us so much that you thought about it for a second. Did you think about it? You thinking about it right now? I didn't think about it at think about it at all okay so I mean there were numerous products and services that we pitched you during that interview that in the time since have ended up coming to fruition and what came to you stole it I don't remember the products Uber for dogs but it came to fruition it's a dog it's an Uber and then when they pick you up there's a dog in it that you can pet.
And Uber took that idea. Did they? Yeah.
I don't believe you. It's being implemented in cities nationwide.
Right now? Yeah. Mm-hmm.
So they stole that idea. There's one.
Yeah. We'll get another one.
Jim in an airport. Jim in an airport.
I told you I like that idea. Yes.
I did like that idea. That one is Jim in an Airplane.
That's the sequel. Yep, you like that one too.
Airplane dentist is another one. Yeah, that one is a long-time one.
But that's the problem with entrepreneurs like you guys. You spread yourself too thin.
You started off in the airport. You don't really have it done yet, and now you want to move to the airplane.
Let me teach you a little something about how to run a business here. It's about growth.
So we have to show you growth. So we say airplane gym, and then we say, wait, what if we put the gym in the air?

You know, oh, no.

Wait, what did we say?

Airplane.

Airport.

It becomes a airport gym.

It becomes a horizontal monopoly.

Airplane gym.

Now, guess what?

Hockey stick.

Do you know where we're thinking?

Where?

Mars.

Airplane to Mars with a gym in it.

Also, the car that gets you to the airplane has a gym in it. But you won't be alive when that actually...
You don't know that. I don't know that.
I trust him. I trust him.
He's going to shoot like an old 67 LeBaron up to Mars next week, I bet. Mm-hmm.
There'll be somebody in the backseat of that. Let's shift topics.
Power Shift, your new book. Yes.
The pose that you have on the cover, you look uncomfortable. No, I'm pretty sexy on that one.
Okay. You're at the edge of your seat.
Nice white leather chair. I'm always on the edge of my seat.
Are you ever worried that you'd stain that chair? I'm looking at it right now. Why would I stain the chair? Well, it's white leather.
That's very stainable, right? I'm not wearing fruit punch pants. Why would what happens when you open the book.
When you open the book, you generally read it, but the best part about the... No.
We don't read, so tell us what happens. When you go to the audio book, when you listen to it, it shows you how to shift power.
Transform any situation, close any deal, and achieve any outcome. I love being here, man.
I really love being here. Let's close this deal right now.
You can't think at this level. You're on all fours walking around here.
What the fuck? What do we have to do? You created a real talent of walking on all fours. Let's tell you what, Mr.
John. Let's start at the beginning.
Let's keep it real easy for us, Sir John. What is a book? Favorite book.
Go. Power Shift.
Power Shift is my favorite. Okay.
I think I'll grow rich by Napoleon Hill is my favorite book. Okay.
Okay. And so power shift what what are we going to learn by reading or having our parents here's how to build influence negotiate and create something out of your relationships and believe it or not and I don't I didn't think I would ever say this you guys done that.
Wow, we power shifted? So you wrote the book about us. This is our biography.
I like it. Power shift.
No, it's not, but you guys, by mistake, for some odd reason, have done exactly what I'm saying, and that, I guess, is why I'm here. I thought there was going to be some vodka,

some shit around here.

We could, but then when we sign the deal

for you to give us money,

you can be like, well, I was drunk.

Do you want to get a Bud Light?

We have a Bud Light.

That's our Bud Light beer fridge.

Give me a Bud Light.

Bud Light Seltzer.

The new seltzer.

Have you tried them?

From Bud Light?

Bud Light Seltzer, yeah.

Delicious.

Again.

Let's all have a Bud Light Seltzer. Pass it along.
It Wait a minute That's how they drink it in England Guys Guys Yeah What I didn't believe you Yeah When you said Bud Light Seltzer Yes I thought that was one of the One of the things like you guys Is like Oh an invention of ours Mango Delicious They actually They got inside our heads Who the hell makes Bud Light Seltzer? Bud Light. Can you believe it? You know what? Now, that's good seltzer.
That is actually very delicious. Only by our friends at Bud Light.
That actually is very, very delicious. And only 100 calories.
That's good, right? It is good, actually. That's good.
Oh, wait. I'm doing dry January.
Oh. I forgot.
Okay. So he's doing dry January.
Don't ask any other questions. Yeah, yeah.
Don't ask any questions. Weekends are off.
But then March Madness comes along. I'm going to start drinking again.
We're in March. But it's not Madness.
This is part of March. But it was dry January.
Don't ask any other questions. Yeah, yeah.
Don't ask any questions. Weekends are off, but then March Madness comes along and I'm going to start drinking again.
We're in March. But it's not Madness part of March.
But it was dry January. Yeah, but I'm sober.
I'm doing sober October until March Madness comes. I'm still on No Nut November, so don't even ask.
So that shows that you can build influence in a very specific market. Mm-hmm.
Right? Because the way you're talking, there's a very specific market that you're building influence in. Yep.
Yeah. Is there a chapter? Can you describe your market for me? Or cult, people who are susceptible to cults? Yeah.
I think it's the fact. I think it's like if you've been in one cult, 70% chance you'll be in another.
Yeah. So we're probably just picking off the people who were in cults and entering them in this.
So I think Power Shift is about that. You build influence with a very specific person, either somebody like me who likes to just relax and listen to things that I don't necessarily have to think about but brilliant people in a certain space.
We don't know what that certain space is. Spaceless were actually talking to mr wonderful about about the word space i like using space instead of saying like market or like my product is this i like saying like we're in the podcast space right now we're dominating that doesn't that sound way more intelligent and cool when you say it that way it does it does it actually does you just said that you like to relax but i don't believe you you're you're an extremely successful guy who has been successful for a very long time you like to relax i feel like you are one of those attack the day guys but you're cool about i am but i but i still like to relax how much relaxing does it say in power shift how much relaxing are you allowed to do every day well what are you working hard to carve out? I can't relax for 10 hours a day.
I like to relax two hours a day and then maybe two vacations, semi-work and vacations two times a month. Two vacations a month? You should get Hank to work for you.
Hank loves vacations. Can I work for you? Lockwood schedule.
When's the last time you took a vacation, Hank? I honestly don't know. They vacation shamed me and basically have put me to a point where if I take a day off, I have to fear for my life.
That's not true at all. You have to fear for your life.
Well, I mean, if you learn anything from Silicon Valley, Elizabeth Holmes, is that her name? You have to scare all your employees into never having a vacation. That's a winning culture.
And also lie to them about what they're working on. All kinds of medicine.
Lie to them about what they're working on? Did you invest in Elizabeth Holmes? I hadn't. Did you get it pitched? I did not.
Wait, who? The woman who did. There it is.
I did. You invested? I did invest.
Shut up. I got my money back.
Oh, nice. When did you invest? So walk us through.
This is actually a serious question. Like, you obviously invest in a lot of things, both Shark Tank and outside of Shark Tank.
How does that process work if someone has an idea and gets them in front of you? One of my stockbrokers has said, this is going IPO, and there's a lot of buzz about it. And they called me up, and I gave them some money.
I said, all right, no problem. Let's go on IPO.
And about six weeks later, he said, something's wrong with this thing. I'm pulling you out of it and send me my money back.
And normally, stockbrokers don't do it. They just get paid off the VIG.
He almost got blacklisted for it until that happened because all of his branch, all of his company had to give back the money because he can't be the only person giving back money. Right.
He almost got blacklisted for it. And after about another two months that happened, and now he's amazing at the company.
He's the honest guy. Yeah.
Right. That's crazy.
And I was on a board with, I was an ambassador of global entrepreneurship with President Obama. And she was there.
I didn't know who she was. So if you look at that documentary, I didn't see it.
I got a little cameo up in there. You did? Yeah.
I'm the black guy in there. Well, you and Obama just hanging out with Elizabeth Holmes? Yeah, Elizabeth Holmes.
So if your stockbroker just calls you up and is like, hey, I got this stock. You trust them? No.

I'm always curious how that works. So they call them and give you options, right?

They'll say, right, today they'll go, I think the market is going to die.

If you want to buy some, you want to bet against the market,

you want to do this, and that, you just say yes or no.

There it is.

Back to what Big Cat was asking about relaxing earlier.

You always see these very successful people,

or at least I see them on Twitter a lot,

and they say, like, hey, this is where it takes to be a successful person.

They, like, tweet out their schedule.

It's a great deal. relaxing earlier you always see these very successful people or at least i see them on twitter a lot and they say like hey this is where it takes to be a successful person they like tweet out their schedule it's always something like successful people don't sleep more than four hours a night i always think that that's bullshit because i feel like if you only sleep four hours a night every night uh your ideas and your brain is not going to be functioning at full-fledged volume the next day you know i'm saying do you find Do you find yourself able to get in full eight hours? Is that important to you? I have two theories to that.
So between the age of 20 to 30, I only slept four hours a night, and I couldn't care about anything else in my life. I always tell kids, you know, whatever, during 20 to 30, just understand yourself and do what you can do, and don't get locked down, don't do anything.
up until 20, you were somebody's child. And after a certain age, you're going to be somebody's parent, husband, wife, grandfather, grandmother.
Just do what the hell you want to do. I don't care what it is, party, travel, the world.
So I believe in that theory. Now I generally, I try to get in at eight hours, but because I travel so much, I do get four hours here.
But then I sleep on the plane. Then I sleep here.
I take naps here and there, but I generally try to get an average of six hours a night. Okay.
I like that advice. If I can get six, I'm happy.
Yeah. I like that advice.
So the 20 to 30 is really, I mean, I remember being in that age bracket where it's like, I don't care. I'll just work till I'm dead because you're young and you're young only once.
Do you? Why locked down by somebody else well i really love that person well that person will still be there 35 if you really love the person or not who cares or not um it says on your book that it says damon john with daniel paisner so you didn't write this book it's a ghostwriter we write it together but i'm dyslexic how much how much oh i didn't know that yeah i'm dyslexic so um it's always challenging to write it but i definitely give him the credit but absolutely we write it together i lay down everything and he puts it in being a writer is you got to be gifted it's hard yeah yeah so i tell him the stories and i go interview all the people like i have in there chris jenner pitbull and and lizzie vaughn and so many other people that have created shifts of power in their life, and I want to apply it. So I do all the interviewing and everything else, and then he will record it, and he'll put it down in some form that, you know, I like that.
So you, like, do a series of podcast interviews with people, but you don't actually put them out there. You just record them for yourself, give them to your ghostwriter.
Like, you sit down with Pitbull, and you're talking to Pitbull. Are you actually interviewing him, asking questions like we're asking you right now? I'm interviewing him because I'm saying to him, man, I've shifted power in my life so much.
And, you know, the only difference between me and somebody else who's more successful or less successful is what they've negotiated in life, first of all, with themselves and with other parties. And I ask him those questions like I'm trying to learn from him as well.
I'd be like, because I don't want to share with everybody my story. That's just my story.
It may not work for you. I want to talk to Pitbull and, you know, Billie Jean King, who changed the face of sports, right, and ask them how did they find the power to do it when they were the underdog.
Pitbull's named Pitbull because he fought like a Pitbull. Billie Jean King, obviously, we know.
Tennis players weren't getting or and she got really almost blacklisted because of sexual preference. How did you shift the world to do that? I'm also a student of the book.
You're getting dangerously close to having me read this book. I don't know if you want that.
Because I'm interested. You're power shifting Big Cat right now.
I'm going to read. You walked into this room and started power shifting.
Are there pictures?

You're more like an audio guy.

Yeah, you're more like the audio guy.

Are there pictures in the book?

There are,

and there's some paint by numbers.

Okay, then I'm in.

Pop up?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, there's paint by numbers in there.

There's mazes, maybe.

There's pictures in there.

There's a lot of

There's a pornography in the middle.

Give certificates to Golden Corral.

Just put a picture.

Your special links on Pornhub, as you requested, are in there.

Just put in some porn every five pages.

Is that too much to ask?

That's actually genius.

We should do a book and just have it be a subscription to browsers in the middle.

And it's just like, I don't know the cost.

We'll have to figure out the cost.

I think that works.

On one page in this book, there is a subscription for a platinum membership on Pornhub. Yeah, yeah, right.
Yeah, And then you have to find it. Oh, you're a Pornhub guy? No.
Oh, okay. I got another idea.
It just came to me. A church that serves beer.
Yeah. There we go.
Yeah, yeah. Sunshine wine.
Yeah. Ooh, I like that.
I like that. I got an idea that I've been cooking in my head.
Now, are they going to serve the little beer? No. I'm talking like the flesh of my flesh.
Not like Catholic Church. There's a bar.
Not like you're taking communion. I'm saying that you go to the church and you sit in your pew and there's a vendor that's walking up and down the aisle and he passes you like 22 ounce or 36 ounce or whatever you want.
What's the den denomination of money that you can pay for it or non-denominational universal you choose choose your own adventure yeah yeah this is like the guy in mcmillions and we call it you pray yeah who started the and then just called it a church yeah there you go except it's actually a church i feel like people would go to church a lot more if they could also get drunk.

So when the basket comes around, it's peanuts,

and then you put money in there

because obviously you've got to have peanuts and pretzels.

There you go, peanuts or popcorn.

I got it.

So the basket comes around, you're drinking.

You know, you're cool.

And the basket comes around,

and it's just peanuts and pretzels.

Right, and there are TVs.

It's actually just in a Buffalo Bar.

Why are the TVs there?

It's a bar, because you've got to watch the games.

Yeah, the games are on Sunday.

In the church?

Yeah.

And what are they teaching you from a religious standpoint? If you go there every Sunday, you won't go to hell. It's actually, well.
That's what churches teach you anyways, right? Well, really what it does for you is it lets you leave and tell everyone, I just came from church. Yeah.
That's really all you need.

So it's a bar called church. Yeah.

Like when you vote, like today's a primary.

So when you leave, you generally leave

around 12, so that means you start drinking around 9.

Yeah, give or take. Absolutely.

And you're like, I just went to church with my family.

That's a great line that you can drop

to everyone. I can't believe I'm here right now.

Alright, I got one. Ready?

I need some help with this though.

What is the greatest feeling in the entire world? Leaving here. No.
Close. Canceling an obligation.
Canceling an obligation. Yeah.
Like, oh, we've got to go to dinner, and then it's just like last second, canceling it. So we've got to figure out a service that signs you up for things, but then you can cancel it.
But it never like, you like that? Yeah, you do. How do you, how do you think of these things? Like a dinner? Like, I don't want to go to dinner tonight, right? But what if my calendar had a dinner on my calendar for the last month? What's it called? Psych? It could be.
That's good. That's me being old.
That's me being old. Oh, that's good.
Ghosting? Ghosting on the regular? Psych is good. That's a good name for the app.
You need to believe that it's real. It's like Big Cat.
How do you believe that it's real? I don't know. Big Cat, ask me if I want to go to dinner.
Do you want to go to dinner? Sure, I'll go to dinner tonight. Okay, actually, wait, what am I doing now? Can't.
No, I don't want to go to dinner anymore. See, that feels good, doesn't it? Yeah.
But no, we need to be longer than that. So it needs to be like, I need to say, PFT, let's go to dinner.
You want to go to dinner next week? And you're like, yes. Why are you on your phone right now? Are you used to this? Are you used to this? Why are you on your phone right now? I feel like this has legs though.
See that, Big Cat's right because that moment that he just had. I'm staring at them like a toddler.
Why are you on your phone? I can't remember what I canceled, but it was like the best feeling ever. It's a good feeling.
I don't want to interrupt your interview by saying shit because it looks like you guys are having a good time. No, it's okay.
But have you ever canceled plans and felt to yourself, man, that feels so good. I was not looking forward to doing that.
That is the feeling that we're trying to capture that in our app. The illusion of doing the thing needs to be there.
Yeah. And then you cancel it.
It's like, oh, yeah, friends are coming from out of town. You don't really like them, but you're like, I'll let you stay at my place.
You think that's happening. And then, boom, right before, best feeling in the world.
How did you get this up? We just started talking until someone said, hey, might as well record it. failed failed failed and then just kept you guys are wasting a lot of oxygen let's try to sell some power shift power power shift power shift into these chairs is our answer i do have a serious question before you because i read that uh so you you used to work for keeping up with the Kardashians.
It was before Shark Tank. Is that right? I used to dress the Kardashians and get them all the sponsors in their shows for the first two years, yes.
So you were like product placement, telling them like maybe here's how you talk about this brand and so forth. And then Shark Tank came calling and they kind of encouraged you to take this opportunity.
Correct. Because it sounded like a look.
Yeah. So I read that you said that Kim Kardashian is going to be president one day.
If she wants to run for it, I believe so. I fully believe so.
You think she can do it? I know she can do it. She would power shift America? I know she can do it.
I mean, if I would have told you the Terminator was going to be the governor or Jesse the body Ventura or Ronald Reagan was going to be the president or Donald Trump would have been... Actually, I would say that like 15 years ago saying that Donald Trump would be president is more ridiculous than saying right now that Kim Kardashian would be president.
Who are Kanye? I think Kim Kardashian could be president. Kanye's good.
Kanye would be the man in the White House, too. Right, but you don't think he can be president.

I don't know, but I know Kim can.

Would you encourage her to run?

I don't know if I could tell anybody to take that job.

I don't care who you like.

It's a pain in the ass.

It sucks.

Why do you want that job?

Right.

I agree.

It sucks.

I'm encouraging her to run, officially.

You're encouraging her right now? Officially, right now.

I'm endorsing Kim Kardashian for president.

Yeah, do one of those. Do you have reverse psychology in your power shift book? It's not reverse psychology.
It's really finding out what that other person on the other side of the table wants or fears. It's about everyday negotiation.
Okay. What do you fear? What do I fear? Yeah.
Not leaving this room. Being trapped in this room for life.
Being trapped forever. What else? Spiders? I don't like snakes.
Oh, I wish we had a snake on us right now. Yeah, that'd be so sweet.
We just plopped it on the table. I don't like idiots either.
Okay. What about fear of not being able to bench press a decent amount of weight? No.
Oh, whoa. There's bench press right here.
You want to give it a shot? No. You want to hop on? You want to hop on?

I have a fear of not having enough games.

You want to hop on?

You won't.

Come on.

No, I won't.

Do it.

No, I won't.

Do you want me to bench press right now?

Yeah.

Do you think that will power shift you out of here?

Big Cat, continue the interview.

Okay.

Bench press this.

PT's about to bench press.

Oh, let's see.

I'll call them 45s, even though they're 25s.

Let's go, baby.

So he's about to do it. Can you spot? Will you spot? I've been drinking.
I can't spot. No.
Okay. So this is – oh, wait.
Oh. All right.
All right. Okay.
There you go. All the way up.
All the way up. Would you say this interview is going as well or better than last time? I really hate interrupting your time together.
Yeah. Do you think it's better than last time? I think this is running really the same as accurate.
Well, I mean, we've got power shift on our brain. Now power shift.
Power shift. All right.
You do it. You go.
No. No.
Power shift it up, PFT. Go ahead.
That's his power shift rep. Nice.
You like that? He just power shifted. Yeah, he just power shifted.
I'm done. It's too late.
You get bored. You go.
You go. No, no, no.
That was excellent. Show me some gains.
That was excellent. That was excellent.
That was actually pretty good. Really good.
Will you play me in Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot? In what? Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot. Okay.
You ready? Best out of three? Best out of three. Rock, Paper,, scissors, shoot.
Yeah. Okay.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, one-nothing big, Cat.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, you idiots.
In your brain. No, I just won.
Best out of three. Power shifted.
Oh, you want to keep going? Three total. I want to make sure I lose.
All right. All right.
Shoot. Oh, Ty.
You still played that one. I won.
I mean, that was... I was inside your brain.
Now I'm starting to think I don't want to read Power Shift. You don't.
I'm starting to think I might have... You're probably right.
I think that you guys have found the perfect angle and positioning. You really don't need to read Power Shift because I don't want to tell anybody that you read Power Shift.
Well, all right. Now I'm going to read it.
now you're doing reverse psychology are we have we of all the interviews you've done have we said the word power shift the most because we're we're we didn't even we're playing on that but power shift it's a good name i think you did say it i'm gonna power shift for the rest of my life now oh we power shift this interview because i have another lucrative business opportunity. Are you a Knicks fan? I am not.

Okay.

You know there are a lot of disgruntled Knicks fans out there.

I do not. What about brown bags, but brown bags that they can wear that are more fashionable?

Over their head?

Yeah, that look like Tim's, maybe even designed by Timberland.

No.

Okay.

What's the next fashion trend?

I have no idea. What if you had to guess? Like what's coming back? Bell bottoms? It wouldn't be coming back.
It would be technical things on your body. Accoutrements? Gift shirt.
Oh, yeah, my gift shirt. No, no, no.
That's already been made. Stuff that can read your blood intake and or oxygen.
Oh, I have an idea for you.

My blood intake.

We could just go to a...

Peter, like, Peter Till?

No, we go to a Dwayne Reed.

So when you get out of your church, if all your shirts are red, you can't drive.

Yeah.

Oh, gotcha.

Okay.

So here's an idea.

We go to a Dwayne Reed.

You go to a Dwayne Reed.

You get your finger pricked, and they take just a tiny bit of your blood.

Sure.

And then they can read it, and they can scan it for all types of diseases you might have or what medicine you might need. And we have these machines.
We actually have one in the back. We can show you later.
So what's the idea? Going there and doing it? No, the idea. Because it exists already? The technology.
Because it exists already? No. No, no.
This is brand new proprietary technology. It's a small box.
It's about the size of a loaf of bread. Yep.
And you take the singular pinprick in your finger. Small, small blood.
And using only one amount of tiny drop of blood, you can tell what different genetic diseases you're predisposed to. And how will you put that out? Mass production? Mass production, yeah.
We'll put one in every Dwayne Reed and Walgreens in the United States.

You're going to go to the chair if you counterfeit them like that.

What?

Yeah, you're going to go to the chair.

Who would ever think of doing that?

You're going to go to hell.

No.

You're going to go to hell and then you're going to come back and go to the chair.

Obama's on board.

Yeah.

We're going to make a documentary about it.

You're just dropping names like that?

Yeah.

Obama's involved.

Well, he was on board at some point.

It's called...

Yeah.

Yeah.

The idea is there.

You're in.

You're in.

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I get it.

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You're in. You're in.
You're in. You're going to go to jail just like that other person.
You're in. No, we won't use your urine.
I have a serious question about investments. Power shift it down.
Power shifting to a real talk. Is now...
There's some kind of method to what you're doing right now. It's a mix of...ity.
You're going to sign this again. You're going to try to sign this away from Barstool again.
Here's the trick. Every time we get as stupid as we can possibly get, then we ask like a mildly semi-relevant question.
And you look at us and you're like, wow, that was actually a really smart question compared to the other stupid shit you've been saying. That's what you see in us.
So here's a mildly smart question. Why are you staring at me like that? He's talking, I stare.
Am I buying real estate right now? Is now a good opportunity to purchase real estate? Bitcoin. No.
Everything's going to crash over the next six months to 12 months and then you buy it. Gold.
Everything's going to crash. Penn National Gaming.
What? We legally cannot say you can buy that stock, but would you say that? If you can't say it, why can I say it? We work for them. Penn National Gaming? Yeah, buy or sell.
I don't know what you're talking about. Fuck.
Alright. Stocks.
What about stocks? Stocks are going down. Oh,, stocks going down? Fuck.
What's going up right now? That's brutal. Would you say that if stocks are going down, real estate's going down, then buy a ton of gold? Where to park your money when everything is going down? Go buy bonds.
Bonds? Bonds. But I just read that a 20-year bond is at an all-time low for how much it's paying out.
Yeah, but it's going to go down as everything it's going to go up as everything goes down. Just go shopping in another six months.
Keep everything in cash and then when you see that Amazon and Tesla and all the great companies you like are probably going to be 30% off or whatever the case is, you go pick them up. Cash is king.
So stay liquid for now. Stay liquid for now.
Do you think Barry Bond should be in the Hall of Fame? I'm not sure. Isn't he? No.
Really? I don't follow baseball like that. I only follow the Yankees.
Yeah. Oh, because it's steroids.
Yeah. Are you mad at the Astros for cheating? Did they cheat? Yeah.
Big time. I'm not mad at them because they got somebody short like me on the Astros.
Okay, you're a big Altuve guy. All right.
He was also wearing a buzzer, though. Yeah.
He was wearing what? He was wearing a buzzer that was telling him when a fastball was coming, allegedly.

Mm-hmm.

So do we have to say that, like, as fellow representative of people under 5'10",

are we kicking him out of the club because he's a cheater?

No, he's not a cheater.

Oh.

He's good.

He's a good people.

Okay.

Dude, so height, solidarity with height supersedes everything.

That's where I go.

Yep.

I like that.

There's no war but the height war.

Yeah.

I like that.

All right.

I'd love to see you. Dude, so height, solidarity with height supersedes everything.

That's where I go.

Yep.

I like that.

There's no war but the height war.

Yeah.

I like that.

All right.

Last question.

I'm going to power shift it again.

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Buy what?

Us.

These ideas.

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Cash. If you gave us.
We just gave you a sampling of of the many many ideas that we have that was more like a culture if you give us 50 000 of cash right now yeah we would respond to every text you ever texted us better yet if you give us 50 000 of each right now, we will never bother you again with anything.

Never talk to you.

And we will read Power Shift.

You're never coming back.

We will never talk to you again.

No, no, no.

I love being here.

I just can't think at that level.

It's fascinating.

You got to think at that level.

Yeah.

Power Shift down.

Probably Power Shift down a little bit.

You should actually start saying that when you're walking on the street.. What? If you try to walk you know how there's always slow tourists in New York City? Yeah.
You should be like power shifting up and just fucking speed right by them. Why? Just to let them know.
Just to say that? Yeah. To walk by them? Just to say it.
Yeah. On your left.
Yeah. Power shift on the left.
Don't you have other more important things to do when you're walking Like getting on the phone or trying to watch traffic where you're at? Like you will walk literally through all New York City and just say power shift left, power shift right? Sounds pretty sick. It does.
Sounds like you're in Top Gun or something. You know they're terrorists.
Most of them probably don't necessarily know what you're saying. So it doesn't really hold any weight.
They don't know what you did. You get in front of them and you say, I'll hit the brakes.
They fly right by And then you just stop and then they walk past you And then you get on their six And you get a what? You get on their six Dogfighting Oh I get it, you get in front of them? It's a dogfight, you've seen Top Gun Treat every interaction with somebody else on the sidewalk Like you're in a scene in Top Gun Is what we're getting at think about it how long did you guys think about this stuff like i just got here like you guys thought about this ride and me getting here no not at all zero prep zero prep for you zero prep for this power shift and it's a fucking sick cover the white leather i was trying to neg you on that but you look cool what is uh cool. What's the worst part about working with Mark Cuban?

And why is it his smell?

Why is it his smell?

Yeah.

Now, the worst part about working with Mark Cuban is he's much, much more wealthier than I am.

So he can beat me out of the deals due to pure money.

That's why I got a power shift.

You got a power shift up past him.

I got to find ways. You could only save one shark, who are you saving? Myself.
No, you can't save yourself. You already saved yourself.
I got to save Mark Cuban. Oh, because he got so much money.
Because he got so much money, he has to pay me back for it. That's smart.
Get a little taste on the other end. I saved your life.
Now give me all your money. That's smart.
How many times do you do sets a day here? Every hour on the hour. Yeah.
I usually just do... Church bell.
I do curls. A lot of curls.
Yeah. That's all you need is just if you have big biceps and decent...
Summer bod starts in the winter. Yeah.
I don't know if you heard that. I have heard that.
Mm-hmm. Excuse me.
So start making the gains now before it's too late. Did you ever do sets like that before with other people on?

No, actually, you're the first.

I was about to say, so it's a pretty tight situation.

Yeah, we're just trying to intimidate you to give us money.

How do you have sets?

Uh-oh, now he's looking around.

This is bad. All right, so the red cups, that's for an experiment that I'm going to conduct on tonight's show.

What's the experiment?

I can't get into it.

It's going to be on tonight's show.

Oh, really?

Oh.

Yeah. Well, we already did it a couple nights ago.
Yeah, we did it a couple nights ago. You know, two little Kit Kats around here as well.
You want to finish that? Mm-hmm. Just lick it.
Lick it. Lick it.
Lick it. Just give it a lick.
See if there's any flavor. Don't ever tell another man to lick anything.
Go ahead. Lick it.
All right. Damon John, thank you.
Power show, man. You're a friend of the show.
I love hanging out. You guys really take me to a new level, and it's not high.
Yeah. You feel high.
Yeah, yeah. You actually make me think in places that I never thought I'd think about.
If you're going to go home tonight, you're going to have a million new business ideas that just hit you in your head, and it's going to be because of us. We are in mutes.
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That's MeUndies.com slashcom slash take okay let's get to some segments first up we have is this the finale of the bachelor tonight today so it's wednesday when people are listening so it's over it just happened last night who's it down to well let's get into it how about that say no more you guys know who the the final maddie and hannah Hannah A and Matty B. Yeah, good job.
Is it Matty B?

Yeah. say no more you guys know who the final two are Maddie and Hannah Ann Hannah A and Maddie B yeah good job is it Maddie B yeah and Peter I don't know about B it's definitely Madison I think Maddie B is right both of the girls isn't Maddie B the rapper that's Cardi B no there's a Maddie B yeah yeah oh look who knows the rap game it's Bun B look who knows the rap.
Thank you, Liam. Matty B, he's like a 13-year-old white kid from Atlanta who ruins rap.
And people get really mad. Yes, Matty B raps.
Okay. He's so bad.
Both the girls meet Peter's parents in Australia. Pete's mom, Barbara, calls Hannah Ann an angel on earth who God has put in front of him to marry.

Barbara doesn't think Madison is a good fit for her son because he likes to drink and socialize

aka have sex and Madison

is still a virgin. Okay.

Respect to the mom. Yeah her mom was

basically like yo my son likes to fuck. Listen if you're

not down to get dirty then you're not

meant for my Petey. I like that.

That's weird that like the mom is just like

hey if you're like you're gonna get with him That's weird that the mom is just like, hey, if you're going to get

with him, he's wild in the sack.

Moms always know.

Doesn't everyone in

Australia have chlamydia, or is that just the koalas?

No, it's the koalas. They're all criminals.

Pete and Madison go on their

one-on-one date in the middle of

a fly-infested desert.

Madison tells Peter that after meeting

his family, she doesn't think they'll work outside

of the Bachelor universe and sends herself

home. Who? Leaving Hannah

Thank you. a fly-infested desert.
Madison tells Peter that after meeting his family, she doesn't think they'll work outside of the Bachelor universe and sends herself home. Who? Leaving Hannah Ann as the remaining girl.
Maddie B? Maddie B is too much drama. I'm off her.
She's too much drama. You know what I've...
This is actually interesting because it seems like the mom is taking over this series of The Bachelor. She dominated last night's episode.
Do you think that they'll have a series of the bachelor where it's just a mom and she meets all the girls and she decides for elder women that actually would be like you know that love and love is blind is becoming a big thing now it's just they do a show where you just date the mom and then you decide like you're gonna marry the daughter because of the mom yeah the mom's like so how much dick you suck because that's my pd he likes to get some sloppy top yeah so then peter goes on his one-on-one date with hannah and and this is after maddie b's gone so it's over i'm sick of think that you would think that you would think that you would think that i'm also i also tweeted in the middle of the uh show oh my god and and then hashtag Bachelor, and people were replying to me

like I was actually watching.

They're like,

can you believe that?

Like, I can't believe

you're upset about that.

Yeah, you definitely were watching.

I wasn't.

Wow, you tweeted about

The Bachelor with the hashtag

and people thought

that you were watching

The Bachelor?

Yes.

Some people are just idiots.

I mean, people should know

that I wasn't watching The Bachelor.

Yeah.

No one on this show

watches The Bachelor.

No one does.

No one gets that.

It's fucking crazy.

Crazy.

And then Peter goes on his

one-on-one date with Hannah Ann,

but doesn't tell her that Madison sent herself home.

Peter tells Hannah Ann

that his heart is being pulled in two directions.

Hannah Ann feels like something is

very wrong and is at her breaking point.

And then in the teaser for Tuesday's episode,

Maddie B, like, comes back.

Glass shatters?

See, this is why I'm not... I'm out on Maddie B.
She's just all about Maddie B. She's all about the drama.
She just wants all eyes on Maddie B comes back. Glass shatters.
See, this is why I'm out on Maddie B.

She's just all about Maddie B.

She's all about the drama.

She just wants all eyes on Maddie B.

It's about love, Maddie.

I hate to use the old phrase like she sounds like she needs to get laid.

Use it.

Maddie B doesn't want Maddie D.

But I feel like if Maddie wasn't putting the dick on a pedestal like she is,

then she would have a clearer mind. She probably would hit 350 for the Mets in AAA.
Exactly. Right.
It's easy. So who do you guys got? If this fuck Pete picks Matty B, he deserves everything he gets.
So here's what's going to happen. Which is drama.
Here's my official prediction. Pete is going to choose Hannah Ann, enjoy several weeks of carefree sex with her, figure out that they're not going to get married to each other, actually.
And then he's going to call up Hannah. Wait, no.
Maddie. Maddie B is the virgin.
Okay. So he's going to pick Hannah Ann, have a lot of sex with her, and then they're going to figure out, okay, we don't actually like each other.
We just enjoy each other's bodies. And then he's going to hit up Matty B after the show's over and be like, hey, I need another chance off the reality show to prove that I'm good for you.
Right. I'm off Matty B.
If he picks Matty B, done with Pilot Pete. I'm close to being done with him.
Eject. Eject.
Get out of here. We have Tom Brady update.
PFT said that he's got some big time news. This is just filed to the news desk from Leroy.
So it hasn't been officially vetted, but it's been filed. It's been filed to the news desk.
And I don't think Leroy's going to tweet it out. This is just going to be a podcast exclusive report from Leroy.
Leroy should maybe throw out a link to listen to the podcast exclusive. We need to get Leroy to start.
I came on part of my take yesterday. Listen to my interview on part of my take.
So Leroy says that, according to sources, Tom Brady Sr. was at the pro shop at Patriot's Place today.
And now he double-checked that. Returning all of his Tom Brady jerseys? He double-checked that with another source, Hank, that said that Tom Brady's truck was seen at Patriot Place today.

Turns out that was Tom Brady Sr. driving it.
Okay. So the local news was there and they were asking fans where they thought Tom was going to go.
And then they were trying to get people to film like a plea like, oh, Tom Brady, please stay. Please stick around.
They didn't recognize Tom Sr. when he was there.
uh tom was there apparently buying a shitload of tom brady color rush jerseys so what does that mean if we're reading the tea leaves it means that it's over right or he's doing like or a surprise like he's sending uh tom brady patriots jersey to every single major which, which Color Rush jerseys? Or he's got the inside intel. Tom told him that the Color Rush jerseys are going to be our new alternates.
And so he was just getting ahead of the market. New alternates for the Bucs? For the Patriots.
The Bucs are going to start wearing the Patriots Color Rush jerseys next year. Go get as many as you can, Dad.
Or, yeah, he's going with... I don't believe this.
I don't believe this. You don't believe it? I don't believe it.
Why the fuck? Wait, that Tampa Bay Bucs joke put you in this mood? No. Why would Tom Brady's dad go shopping at Patriots Place? Take it up.
Why wouldn't he just go online or say, hey, Tom Jr.? Are you questioning Leroy? Yes. I'm saying I don't believe this.
He hasn't gotten anything wrong in at least three days. No boobs for Leroy.
Hank, it's not necessarily a bad thing. It doesn't make any sense.
It's not good or bad. It just doesn't make sense.
I think you can just spin it either way. If I'm you, I would look at this as a good thing that Tom Brady's dad, he would not be buying a ton of Tom Brady color rush Patriots jerseys if Tom was not coming back to the Patriots.
I mean, speaking of having a moment, I did see Simmons say this, and I agree with him, that the fact that the news came out that Brady started his own production company, it makes you think that, you know, he's going to have a documentary coming out, and as a filmmaker now, now that he's in the filmmaking business, he understands you've got to build up some drama. True.
So when he, like, free agency starts, and he's like, boom, Tom versus Time, part two, my decision. Chris Bosh, I think, had an entire film crew that followed him along when they were deciding to go to the Heat and that footage has never been seen.
Really? Yeah. I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure. Why? Because I think he was making a documentary and then they were like, oh, well, you just decided to go wherever LeBron and Dwayne went.
Here's my prediction. Tom Brady is going to announce...
Retirement? That he's coming back to the Patriots on July 17th. It's the 199th day of 2020.
So he's going to... I love it.
Then they're not going to draft... Yeah, I know.
It doesn't make a lot of sense. But I just said it because it sounded cool.

And you have to admit, for a moment, you guys are both like, ooh.

Whoa.

Yeah.

And then I did the math.

I was like, wait, but that's already training camp.

He's in the entertainment biz.

He's not 100% an athlete anymore.

He's caring more about the splashy headlines and that ooh moment.

How stupid are we all going to feel when it's like even before free agency starts,

he announces he's going back to the Patriots? Well, actually, we won't feel stupid because we called it all along right at the media will feel stupid day one if you're bruce arians just chef d and jeff darling and jeff darlington will he'll have to go back to being a nascar driver tom brady walks through the door in tampa bay do you think bruce arians makes him strip to see if he's wearing a wire absolutely i think he has to absolutely he's gonna be very he's your suspect now vrabel probably vrabes coach vrabes would probably be the most suspect like he would definitely see tom brady signing with him as a trojan horse i don't think vrabel wants tom brady i think vrabel like because they're boys they're like it'd be weird for him to coach his bro yeah but it'd just be bros. They'd probably just smash.
Listen, I'll tell you what. I wouldn't want to be a Michelob Ultra in Nashville if Tom Brady goes there.
The boys. Bro, you handle the O, I'll handle the D.
Yeah. Cheers.
Have him be a coach on the field, coordinator slash quarterback, Tom Brady. I think that Mike Vrabel looks at quarterbacks the same way that he looks at kickers and the same way that Mike Zimmer looks at quarterbacks, which is I'd rather just have a guy that doesn't create headlines, doesn't make too many mistakes, and just trust my defense.
Where's the best place? Are we going to do this every time? Yeah, absolutely. I mean, dude, what do you want to talk about? The coronavirus some more? I mean, if Tom Brady's going on the coronavirus, then he'll probably just play for the Chargers because they don't have any fans at their games.
The Vikings. Oh, actually, the Bucs.
I don't like your mocking tone. Yeah, what do you mean, Hank? I thought we were doing that thing again.
I don't like your mocking tone. What thing? Where it's the craziest place.
Okay, fine. All right, let's do guys on chicks.
Okay. Sorry that your boyfriend is finally on the market for the first time.
You don't know how to react to it. Sup, wide dog, Mr.
35 and honk. My family and I had a big trip planned for over a year to go to Greece this summer, but now with coronavirus, we're not sure what to do.
Do y'all think we would be okay going? Yeah, if you don't mind not coming back. What's the...
And I don't mean that like in a death sense i just mean like there might be quarantines and so if you i can think of worse places to spend an extra month in greece what's the what's the plan like are we really doing the i can't go somewhere in july is that what we're doing i i'm actually asking i'm not is that how it is working already i already started shopping for tickets to italy in july it's quite cheap right very cheap yeah 400 round trip i i just don't understand like are we it feels and maybe i will look back and think this is the dumbest thing i ever said but it feels like some sometime around july people were like well probably should have planned a vacation that was kind of stupid of us always always have one have one in the chamber. Always be vacationing.

ABV.

You should get that as a tattoo.

My boyfriend keeps saying this is March

and he owns all these weird shirts

with college basketball coaches on them.

I think he thinks they are his friends.

How do I make him get real friends?

You don't need real friends in March.

Nope.

You need your television and Bill Rafter it.

And your bracket, which is already busted.

Hi, Mini Fridge PFT, Shared Big Ten champ cat. Thank you.
And the PMT boys. By the way, Wisconsin, I don't know if you saw this fact, but the first time a team has ever won a share of the Big Ten championship with no first or second team Big Ten players.
Yeah, but you guys came in first in the Big Ten, right? We did, technically. My boyfriend is obsessed with making jokes about infecting me with coronavirus.
He will open mouth, cough on me or near me. That's funny.
Or touch things in public and rub his hands on me. That's classic gag.
I tell him to stop, but he says I just don't get it. Right.
What should I do? Don't get it. Yeah, you should get a better sense of humor because he's hilarious.
Yeah, he's just trying to lighten the mood. You know what a great joke is? I did this yesterday.
I was in the elevator with a friend and I go, hey, have you gotten rid of that cough that you've been having recently it was a packed elevator which you just stole the you stole the joke from the guys that choked on you well my joke was a little bit different right their joke was they were actually coughing and they told me they had coronavirus you i think i just made everyone i think you should hit those people up and be like hey i've been using your material china's been stealing for elevator jokes years and years. So now I'm fair plays turnaround.
They're big. We know it really is.
All the guys and chicks questions were just Corona related. I mean, it's it's taken over everything.
Isn't the Corona a part of the penis? I took a human sexuality course. I think the Corona is the corners.
The corners whoer is who you go see after you get coronavirus. Cornea.
It's like an objen for your soul. We know coronavirus can be spread through saliva, but can it be spread through a butt? Yes.
I.e., is eating ass now safer than kissing? I think the butt... Please discuss.
The butt is the easiest hole to get any disease through. Yeah, I would say stay away from that if you're trying to fuck around with someone who's got corona.
All holes, no go. Ass eating season temporarily delayed.
Imagine being someone who has just the regular flu. That sucks.
To be like, this, I have to be quarantined. Yeah.
It's like I drove a white van during the DC Sniper episode. That's bad.
It was tough. It was's tough it was like it's not me oh check we got a follow-up uh so remember the the girlfriend who had her friend to get a messy break of their boyfriend so she moved in with her and then stayed for three months yep follow-up i haven't even read this yet this is a fresh read okay my best friend was the one who had a messy breakup and asked to crash my house for a bit which ended ended up being three months.
So she finally moved out but is now back in a relationship with her shitty boyfriend.

Me and my housemates found out when she was staying with us, she'd lie about where she was going and go and see him.

She says she's happy now and things are much better.

Should we be mostly pissed or mostly supportive?

I think she needs to move out of the house again.

But then that's the thing.

Then she moved back in with the person.

But she's seeing him anyways, right? I think you have to have to be like you know what he's not that bad for you and just let that happen that's one of those rules where if if i'm taking you in because you're trying to end a relationship with a guy that you didn't like and then you're still seeing that guy that you didn't like you've for forfeited your rights to my bedroom that I'm renting out to you.

What you really should do is move and don't tell her that you moved.

And be friends with her and speak your mind, but just don't tell her that you moved.

All right, last one.

What's up, boys, especially bad-eye PFT?

My boyfriend's friend has a dog that is named Regan, and the dog is a boy. We all make fun of him because it is a girl's name, but he claims it's for Ronald Reagan.
Is it a terrible name for a male dog? Would love to hear your guys' input. I think anyone naming any of their pets after presidents is a terrible name.
Big red flag. Yeah.
That's especially, yeah. That's a weird one.
Unless you name it after Clinton and he's just got a boner all the time. That would you named the dog Garfield, because that's funny.
That would be funny. A fat guy named Slim.
But yeah, keep going. What? Shitty name.
Yeah, just bad name for a dog. It doesn't matter if it's a guy.
Regan's not even a girl's name. It's really hard to fuck up a guy dog name.

Like, it really is.

You can name a dog, a boy dog, anything.

Anything.

Literally.

Frank.

Larry.

Dunn.

Great.

Tommy.

Bench.

I mean, it's anything works.

Bench. I'm just looking around the room.

Bench is awesome.

Shout out Trey Wingo from Anchorman.

I'm just saying things that I see.

Purell.

Yeah.

The dog.

Great dog.

Creed.

I'm going to things that I see. Purell.
Yeah. The dog.
Great dog. Creed.
All these names work. Look at the bobbleheads.
Just don't... Ron.
Devin. Mike.
Khalil. Vince.
Shaq. Damon John.
Power Shift. If you named your dog Power Shift, that would be pretty cool.
It is kind of a smart move if you have a daughter and you're one of those overbearing fathers that wears the t-shirts that they get at boardwalks and say, if you date my daughter, I'll shoot you. It's a good idea to name your daughter after a president that nobody would want to fuck.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, like Taft. Well, probably also Clinton.
Yeah, Clinton. Yeah, Taft.
Franklin. Fat-ass Taft.

You don't think Franklin could get it?

Franklin.

Dude, Franklin fucked.

He had STDs.

He invented STDs.

Grover Cleveland.

Yeah, Grover is my-

That guy.

No one cares about that guy.

That's my daughter, Grover.

James Polk.

This is Buchanan.

Yeah, who cares?

James Polk, who cares?

Actually, Buchanan kind of sounds hot.

Yeah, Buchanan's actually a good name.

Yeah, Buchanan's a great name.

That's actually like a really hot name. Okay, I'm going to follow that one away.
Like, Buchanan goes to Ole hot yeah Buchanan's actually a good name that's actually

like a really hot name

okay gonna follow

that one away

like Buchanan goes

to Ole Miss

and she's in the

hottest sorority

absolutely

she's got seven

different colors

of lip gloss

that all look

identical to you

but she knows

which ones go

with her boots

alright

see you on Friday

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