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Speaker 1 Today is Wednesday, March 11th. PFT, I'm going to say something that I may at some point regret, but I'm going to say it anyway.

Speaker 2 Permission to go there, granted.

Speaker 1 If they cancel, and they, I don't even know who decides this.

Speaker 2 They, big time they. Obama.
Big they.

Speaker 1 If they

Speaker 1 cancel March Madness, I'm not talking about play it with no fans, which would make it significantly less fun, but still we can watch it.

Speaker 1 If they cancel it, outright cancel it, I will get coronavirus the next day. Wow.
I will get coronavirus next day because I do not want to be healthy in a world where March Madness does not exist.

Speaker 2 Okay, you know that we could maybe simulate the games on some sort of

Speaker 1 piece, Chrissy. I said my piece.
Okay. Done.
Listen.

Speaker 2 That's very big of you to sacrifice your body for this.

Speaker 1 I will get paid $4,500 if they pay you.

Speaker 2 If we're being honest, I think that intentionally contracting coronavirus at the start of March Madness is probably healthier on our bodies than what we normally do to it during March Madness, which is just live off nothing but chicken wings and delicious, delicious, copious amounts of Michelobaltra.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying, I can't have it. I'm starting to get nervous.
Are you feeling bad that you have not respected coronavirus at all? And now things are getting canceled.

Speaker 1 The Ivy League treatment, who cares?

Speaker 2 No, I'm not going to respect a virus because the virus doesn't respect me. So if it wants respect back, then it has to actually treat me like it wants to be treated.

Speaker 2 Now, the thing is, it has not done that to this point. It's being a real son of a bitch.
It's being a real asshole type of virus. I do not respect it.

Speaker 2 I still think it's probably a big deal because people who are way smarter than me are telling me that it's a big deal, so I choose to listen to them.

Speaker 2 I saw that the Ivy League is completely canceled, which doesn't make a lot of... Can't they just play the games in front of like the parents?

Speaker 1 No one. They can play in front of no one.
I feel like for an automatic bid, it's kind of very, very fucked up.

Speaker 1 Okay, so their thought process is the Ivy League tournament is only like a three or four year old thing.

Speaker 1 So it really is no different than it was for all the years in the past where the number one team in the regular season just got the automatic bid.

Speaker 2 But we're living in a post-marijuana world right now where everybody has terrible short-term memory, and I can't remember what the NCAA landscape was like four years ago.

Speaker 1 So that's what it is.

Speaker 2 Judah has always been at war against the AAC as far as I'm concerned. So they're going back to Big East.
Yeah, I know they're going back. I don't want to alarm you.
I know they're changing.

Speaker 2 But right now, Big East back?

Speaker 1 Big East isn't a big deal. I love the Big East tournament.
Big East is way back.

Speaker 2 I love it. So, following the guidelines of having gatherings of less than a thousand people, the Ivy League tournament should have been totally fine, right?

Speaker 2 I can't imagine that they're packing gems for this.

Speaker 1 No, it gets kind of lit because

Speaker 1 they do the tournament. It's basically a final four, and they do it all in the same place, so people just go crazy.

Speaker 2 They just have the actual tournament like on Wall Street

Speaker 2 where all the gravitational

Speaker 1 squash court, actually, on Wall Street. But no, so that's the reasoning.

Speaker 1 The thought process behind it is you don't have to go that far back into history to know that the Ivy League tournament used to not exist.

Speaker 1 It was 2017 was the first one, so it's only been three years where

Speaker 1 the automatic bid has been decided by a tournament, which is great that they did that.

Speaker 1 But I think if it were any other conference, it wouldn't be canceled so quickly because they can basically fall back and be like, hey, remember 2016, not too long ago, that's how we decided it.

Speaker 2 I mean, I mean, having Yale in quarantine for like a week and a half, that's going to be the ultimate rest versus rust event. I think we're finally going to be able to put that one to bed.

Speaker 2 They should just rename it the IV League Tournament, and only people in the stands who are on an antibiotic drip should be allowed to attend. Are you? That's my grand bargain that I'll make with them.

Speaker 1 I'm actually getting nervous, though, because

Speaker 1 it seems like there's a domino effect where, and I know what some places are doing where they're saying, like, we recommend. They're not actually canceling things.

Speaker 1 I think I saw Ohio said we recommend no gatherings, which would affect the first four in Dayton. And it's always played there.

Speaker 2 And the first two rounds of the tournament as well.

Speaker 1 Correct.

Speaker 2 Are also in Ohio. Yeah, it was the governor of Ohio.
The way that he phrased his tweet was interesting because he says, we are asking for no indoor events. Right.

Speaker 2 So you can do an outdoor event, but they're asking politely for no indoor events.

Speaker 2 That seems like a heavy recommendation. They're bad.
Well, they're saying that maybe you could have games with no fans and only parents in attendance.

Speaker 1 This is bad. I don't like that.

Speaker 2 The mass hysteria is off the charts, but you're statistically more likely to get killed by Marvin Harrison than you are by this disease. Is that true? As of right now.
Is that true?

Speaker 1 Probably. You only killed two people.
Allegedly.

Speaker 2 Two people, three people? Probably that we know of.

Speaker 1 That we know of.

Speaker 1 I'm just, I'm starting to feel nervous. For the first time, I feel like March Madness is on the hot seat, and I've laid the gauntlet down.

Speaker 1 If they cancel March Madness, even if they reschedule it, I'll be fine because I'll be able to just shift my brain and be like, okay, whatever. We'll play it.
I mean, great. Play it in June.

Speaker 2 I don't care. This is June.

Speaker 1 If they, if they, yeah, I mean, can you believe, can you think what John Rostein is going to do? John Rostein will have a meltdown.

Speaker 2 He'll show up to where the games would have been. He'll still be texting you guys.

Speaker 1 I don't want to think about what John Rossin is.

Speaker 1 I don't want to think about what Jonathan.

Speaker 2 Good luck today.

Speaker 1 So if it happens, I will contract coronavirus because there's no point in me being a functioning member of society for those two weeks if the March Maddest does not happen.

Speaker 2 I will support you in doing that because that means that I will be able to go into Skype. No, we'll Skype.
We'll Skype.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah that's what i'm saying but we'll go into self-quarantine right so we can do the show from wherever take it back to 2016 and we'll go back to coronavirus wasn't even a thing we'll go back to our pre-Ivy League tournament status and just do our show via Skype every day so I'm actually gonna be traveling to Austin I believe next week and I'm just gonna take all our equipment with me I'm gonna take like a podcast zoom recorder with me just in case I'm not allowed back in New York City yeah I'm operating under that assumption right now it very well could happen they could shut down the entire country of Italy How is the Big East tournament happening, though?

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm still not in full threat level midnight.

Speaker 2 Because it's old school basketball. It's no blood, no foul.

Speaker 1 Like, no, Big Ten tournament would have canceled. There's other tournaments that would have been canceled by now.

Speaker 2 But you know, the Big East would be the last one to get canceled because it's like old school, like Georgetown, Villanova. We're going to hit you guys in your nose.

Speaker 2 I'm saying old school, Georgetown. See, that's the second time you've assumed I don't know what's going on.
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 You keep saying team names that I don't, they're not in the Big East.

Speaker 2 But that's old school Big East. I'm saying that's the mentality of the Big East tournament, which, for my money, is the best postseason tournament besides the NCAA one.

Speaker 2 That's like a tough, no blood, no foul. We're going to knock the ball.

Speaker 1 Syracuse versus Pitt. Exactly.
Right. Yeah.
Right.

Speaker 1 All right. So you, are you nervous, Hank?

Speaker 5 Yeah, but the fact that we live in New York City, like every time I get on the train, I'm just like, if this is a real thing, that's a serious problem, I'm fucked up.

Speaker 1 It would have been already over. Right.
Right.

Speaker 5 It's not already over, but it might, like, I don't know. I just don't, if it's a real thing, I'm fucked, so I've kind of just accepted it.

Speaker 2 Hank, think of it this way: there's that old stat. I think it applies here: that you're more likely to die in the car on the way to the hospital than you are at the hospital.

Speaker 2 It's not true, but if you say it enough, it gives you a sense of comfort and allows you to overlook.

Speaker 1 More people die from obesity.

Speaker 5 95% of car accidents happen two minutes away from your home.

Speaker 1 What happens when we get never go home? What happens when we get to that point of the coronavirus where like it just outpaces all these stats? The other thing.

Speaker 1 It's like no longer can we be like, hey, you know what's

Speaker 1 unhealthier than the coronavirus? A Big Mac.

Speaker 2 Yeah, well, I think you never really get to that point because once you learn a statistic, you just keep repeating it even when it's inaccurate.

Speaker 2 It's like saying 50% of marriages end in divorce, which isn't true, but people have said it enough that we all believe it.

Speaker 1 I think they could shift to the world wars or maybe the Civil War and be like, hey, this is how many people died in the Civil War.

Speaker 2 Coronavirus. I mean, if you really want to look at facts about asteroids,

Speaker 2 you're statistically more likely to get killed in the grand scheme of things.

Speaker 2 More people have died on Earth from not the coronavirus than the coronavirus will ever be able to kill.

Speaker 1 True.

Speaker 5 There's also an element of the vacation addict to me that's like, ooh, we might be able to get some days off here.

Speaker 5 But I know just reading all the reports from everyone in like Italy and Wuhan, that's like, you just stay in your house, it's miserable. But there's still like a small part of me that's like, ooh.

Speaker 5 Time off, cancel plans.

Speaker 2 I want to give a shout out to America, though, for learning geography through the show.

Speaker 5 And our side shows would be electric. If we were all

Speaker 1 us against the competition in coronavirus world, it would be electric.

Speaker 2 There's that old saying that Americans only learn about other countries if we go to war against them, which is kind of true. But now we're learning geography based on where all these weird, like

Speaker 2 spooky footage from like overseas in Italy of a ghost town that's completely like evacuated. We're learning geography that way.

Speaker 2 So it's a nice way to kind of expand our minds while being fearful for our lives.

Speaker 1 And people are actually practicing like good habits when it comes to washing their hands. That's being

Speaker 1 generally more aware of germs and pollution and pollution it's all kind of maybe this is just a big stay woke that we're just trying to uh like reprogram all of our brains to be better human beings this is why we should just do like worldwide vacation week just have everybody go on spring break they have that in europe it's called august everyone just yeah i'm just chills yeah that's a you make a good point about hygiene though big cat you could just tell the players when you wash your hands you should sing the song one shiny moment to yourself and then when it's over you know that your hands are clean.

Speaker 1 Do you guys like this? This debate came up earlier today. Do you guys like One Shining Moment as a song? Because I think of it as only bad memories because it means it's the end of the tournament.

Speaker 1 I like it. I like it.

Speaker 2 I like monitor songs.

Speaker 1 I just hate, I just, that moment when you're like, wait, that was so much fun. I can't wait to do that again.
Oh, wait, I got to wait 11 months. It always bums me out.
I don't think so.

Speaker 5 I used to shoot hoops in my driveway, and I had that song.

Speaker 5 So it was like...

Speaker 1 On your mini disc player?

Speaker 1 It was like, yeah, on an iPod, one of those big iPod, like, square things yeah on your uh was it the microsoft zune yeah rocking around there it's not a good song but when you set it to offering the beginning the beginning slaps yeah i got my haircut yesterday so that means that i'm isn't like that number one place that you can get uh coronavirus beard you got to shave yeah the beard i i went so safe my my judgment i got totally alpha by my barber yesterday morning because i went in at 8 10 and he goes uh just a heads up i'm really really tired and i'm not going to be able to wake up for another hour.

Speaker 1 And I just sat there and got the haircut. There you go.
Like he was half asleep. And that was one of those classic moments where like filling out a form to get a refund is not worth it.

Speaker 1 Like getting up and being like, you know what, I'll be back later. Not worth it.

Speaker 1 It just really makes you feel like a really small person when your fight or flight, you know, kicks in and you just do nothing. You choose to see nothing.

Speaker 2 I've done that at the barber too when I was certain that my barber had never cut hair before and that the entire building was just a front for the Russian mob and he didn't know what he was doing, and he's like dropping his scissors and stuff.

Speaker 2 I'm already in the chair, it's like, well, you know what? I'd rather not chance it with this guy. I'm just going to sit here and let him fuck up my head royally.

Speaker 1 Yes, yeah. So, I guess that's,

Speaker 1 I mean, we still got it. We still got the ability to just be like, ah, who cares?

Speaker 2 So,

Speaker 2 who is in charge of determining this stuff? Is it the NCAA? Who can we get mad at? I just need one person to get mad at in this situation.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 I don't know. Let's pick the CDC guy, whoever he is.
I don't know. Who is he?

Speaker 2 Well, we need one celebrity to get Commonwealth.

Speaker 1 Bob Sagett was trending today. I just assume he did something wrong.

Speaker 2 Well, no,

Speaker 2 somebody tried to say that he was in trouble for doing some really, really bad stuff. Oh.
But it was a fake thing. I don't even want to say it because it's like as bad as you can get.

Speaker 1 I just want Twitter to know that I'm officially...

Speaker 1 I'm operating under the pretense that if I see a name trending and you can't tell me right away why they're trending, I'm going to assume they're dead. I'm going to say thoughts and prayers.

Speaker 2 But here's what I'll say. I'm going to add to it.
Here's what I'll say from part part of my take. Our official stance is we are anti-coronavirus.

Speaker 1 Oh, so you're changing your stance.

Speaker 2 We're anti-coronavirus.

Speaker 1 But are you respecting it? Because you've been very cavalier.

Speaker 2 I don't want to respect it. Okay.

Speaker 1 I don't want to continue to be able to do it.

Speaker 2 But we are anti-coronavirus and we are.

Speaker 1 Tristan Thompson of the coronavirus.

Speaker 2 We are pro- good things happening to people and pro-health. Pro-March Madness.

Speaker 2 Yes, we want basketball to have. Shout out to the MLS, by the way, for having this all figured out, avoiding crowds

Speaker 2 in general. So feel free to go to any MLS game.

Speaker 1 You can do it. They'll let you.
It's actually a safe haven.

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Speaker 1 One last thing about coronavirus. I'm also mad because it's all we're talking about, but it's also all you can talk about right now.
It really has dominated, like, is

Speaker 1 coronavirus having a moment?

Speaker 2 It's definitely having a moment.

Speaker 1 Coronavirus might be having a moment.

Speaker 2 Is it an elite virus yet? I would say no. We should get coronavirus.
No, it's still good. We're not sure that it's good.
In fact, I'm pretty sure that it's not good.

Speaker 1 I don't want to say it's overrated because I don't want to give it any bulletin bore material. Coronavirus, we're going to look back and be like, summer of 2020, coronavirus.
What a summer it was.

Speaker 1 We all stayed inside, scared for our lives.

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Speaker 5 And then, no, well, then this is going to be a reboot where it's like, she's now 30 and it's like she's living her 30-year-old life. She's like, so they had a sex and cheating storyline in it.

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Speaker 5 is all you bros dumping on non-alcoholic beer.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Guilty.

Speaker 1 Who

Speaker 2 give us the tweet? Darren Revelle. There are all sorts of bros out there that are always dumping on non-alcoholic.
You know that big cat.

Speaker 5 Darren Revell has just been, he's been all in the past like three days, but he apparently invested in some non-alcoholic beer company.

Speaker 5 And then he decided, and people were like, oh, roasting him, like, oh, non-alcoholic beer, classic Revelle.

Speaker 5 He decided to follow that up by defending his actions by saying, for all you bros dumping on non-alcoholic beer, Michel of Ultra has been the top-selling beer in this country for the past decade.

Speaker 5 Not many people getting slammed off that.

Speaker 5 And I had to read the tweet like a hundred times because I'm like, Ravel uses facts and logic and reason, but I'm pretty sure Michelob Ultra, like at one point I had to ask someone, I was like, Michelob Ultra has alcohol in it, right?

Speaker 1 Have I been drinking the wrong beer? In fact, like, hand up.

Speaker 2 There's nothing I like better than in the summertime drinking 20 to 30 Michelob Ultras over the course of a Saturday night.

Speaker 1 While rollerblading? It's a cool, delicious treat.

Speaker 2 And you wake up the next morning, you have abs.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think we need to... So we have a long and storied past with Darren Revelle.
Obviously, PFT got one of his followers got narced by him. I had to beat him one-on-one.
We're in a love-hate thing.

Speaker 1 I've always been in the mindset that Revelle is kind of a misunderstood but nice guy. I think he's losing it.
He is legit losing his mind.

Speaker 2 He's on a bender from non-alcoholic beer. This is what happens when you drink like 12 a day for a week straight.
Yeah,

Speaker 2 you might not get slammed, but you start tweeting out the most irrelevant things.

Speaker 1 But at least he hasn't sent out a video of a president getting his head blown up recently he he is losing it it's crazy like if you look in his replies he's doing the thing like i i saw the other day he came at some bully which revell When you tweet like your bar mitzvah picture, you are doing it because you want people to interact with you.

Speaker 1 And people are going to interact with you and be like, look at that nerd. And then he tweets back like nerds always win.
Check out my bank account now. Like he did that.
He went for the bank account.

Speaker 5 I was picked last in gym class, but I'm also the person in the gym class with the biggest bank account.

Speaker 1 Like, what? What is dude?

Speaker 1 How do you know that? Yeah. Yeah.
Who are you fighting with? Although, he definitely probably does.

Speaker 5 He probably has looked up like every classmate. Yeah, that's definitely true.

Speaker 1 He's done some homework. Definitely.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he would probably do his.

Speaker 1 Who are you fighting with? And then last night he did the tweeting about coronavirus, then just in his mentions, just getting really mad online. And

Speaker 1 he was saying it wasn't time for jokes. This is Darren Revelle, by the way, who, like, in terms of timing, you mentioned the JFK.
Remember when he tweeted about the Chilean miners? Yes. Oakleys.

Speaker 1 And how it did for brand recognition?

Speaker 1 Remember when he had Christine Blasey Ford who was testifying that she was raped by Brett Kavanaugh and he talked about how the Coca-Cola she was holding was great brand awareness?

Speaker 1 This guy is talking about time?

Speaker 1 Timing?

Speaker 2 Darren Revelle has impeccable comedic timing. If nothing else, we have to say that about him.

Speaker 2 It is ridiculous, by the way, that Darren Revelle has not updated us with stats about how much free advertising Corona beer has gotten.

Speaker 1 Yes,

Speaker 1 or lack thereof.

Speaker 2 Yes, we need that's that's old school, Darren. I need that.
I want that Darren, who's like slightly clueless, but like so clueless that there's no way he could be malicious.

Speaker 2 Now he's kind of turned a little bit malicious. He's

Speaker 1 angry, he's agro, he's aggro-revell all the time.

Speaker 2 He tweeted out that stat about the coronavirus that said, like, compared it to the stats against the flu, and then somebody was like, well, this is missing some context or something along those lines.

Speaker 2 He's like, I wasn't trying to say anything with my tweets.

Speaker 1 Like, well, yeah, you are.

Speaker 2 That's why you tweeted tweeted it.

Speaker 1 He, I, I think that's, but that's, but that's classic Ravel.

Speaker 5 That's why this one was almost like a glitch in the matrix, and I feel like a sign he's getting triggered. He was trying to defend non-alcoholic beer by being like people like to no one alcoholic.

Speaker 1 Right. And it was out of con.
It was like, what, wait, what? You just took a shot at bros who drink Michelob Light.

Speaker 2 So by the way, who does Darren think follows him on Twitter? I guarantee you, 99% of his Twitter following is bros that love to pound Michelobt.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. So

Speaker 1 I'm going to do something here. I think we should take away our ban.
We have Darren Revell banned from the show. I think we'll do a mercy unbanning.

Speaker 1 And if you would like to come on, we will have him on to try to figure out what's going on with his brain. Like, I think we actually need to help him.

Speaker 2 I would like to do that. But Big Cat, I think he's going to get on the show and he's going to sit down in this chair.
And it's going to be an immediate regret on our end. From like the way that he's

Speaker 1 so annoying.

Speaker 1 No, he's just so annoying.

Speaker 2 He's going come at it like a bat out of hell. He's gonna be like, This is my chance to shine.

Speaker 2 I hope that he would sit in this chair and have just like a spreadsheet in front of him of all the most useless facts and information he's ever stored in his head.

Speaker 2 I would like him to do like a data dump of Darren Revelle. Whatever was inside Darren Ravel's head that he is deemed unworthy of tweeting out, I want that shit.

Speaker 2 I want the pure uncut Colombian Revelle stuff. I don't want him to sit down in this chair and for him to start acting like he's too cool.

Speaker 1 Right. So, Ravel, here it is.
It's a mercy unbanning if you agree to come on and answer. It really can just be the whole entire interview can just be this simple question.

Speaker 1 Why are you the way that you are? And we will just go from there. We will peel back the onion.
Deep dive.

Speaker 1 We will help restore whatever you have left in your brain that's not triggered in aggro about people commenting on your Twitter and Instagram and flexing your bank account. And like,

Speaker 1 I just don't understand it anymore. I do not.

Speaker 1 I actually have like watched it where I used to be like, oh, you know, he's funny, nerdy, and it's like all in good fun to he's legitimately upset all the time.

Speaker 2 There's like a, there's definitely a pendulum that swung. So at first it was like, fuck Darren Revelle.

Speaker 2 And then once everyone started piling on him, we started to see Darren as being kind of harmless,

Speaker 2 but also funny to laugh at. And then we got like a little bit mad at people that were maliciously dunking on Darren.
And now it's swung all the way back to what the hell is wrong with this.

Speaker 2 Yeah, what is wrong with you? So we want to save Darren Revelle.

Speaker 1 Mercy unbanning of you on Pardon My Take if you accept. Which he doesn't listen to the show, by the way.
No, he has people. So if you're daring.

Speaker 1 If you're daring to internet off, it's like, I don't listen. Who's in charge of editing Pardon My Take and playing it for him?

Speaker 2 Let him know about this 30-second list.

Speaker 1 That's what it was. What was it?

Speaker 5 We talked about him and then he was like, I don't even listen to the show. Someone sends me clips.
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 So he has someone, yeah, someone that listens to all of our shows and then clips up the Darren Revelle segment and puts it in front of him.

Speaker 2 It's probably one of his kids.

Speaker 2 He pays them like a nickel a week.

Speaker 1 Oh, Jesus Christ. All right.

Speaker 1 So there it is.

Speaker 1 PFD, your hot seat Quiltron.

Speaker 2 My hot seat is Big Pharma.

Speaker 2 So sticking with the coronavirus theme, New York is making their own artisanal hand sanitizer. I saw that.
So we don't need the Pfizers of the world.

Speaker 2 We don't need any of the GlaxoSmith clients to step in.

Speaker 2 We have our own here in New York. It's produced here, the best city in the world.
So you know what's

Speaker 5 in the world? Pharmaceutical?

Speaker 2 Purel is made just off the top of my head. I believe that it's produced by Gojo Industries in Africa, Ohio.
And if you have questions, you can call them at 1-888-4 PUREL.

Speaker 2 But yeah, we're producing our own stuff here in New York, which is the prisoners are, right? The prisoners.

Speaker 2 So it combines the two things that we love the most in America, which is artisanal stuff and then stuff that's also produced using prisoner labor.

Speaker 1 Is shampoo big pharma?

Speaker 1 Sure.

Speaker 2 It can be. Everything is.
Unless it's Dr. Brauner's, which is just made by by some crazy guy that does graffiti all over the bottles and probably makes them in his own bathtub.

Speaker 5 I didn't know that.

Speaker 5 I thought that was just like pills.

Speaker 2 My other hot seat is Alex Jones. Alex Jones, frequent recurring guest of the show, got a DUI

Speaker 2 in Austin, Texas. He's pouring through the documents right now.

Speaker 2 He just had too much chili, more than likely, and he was just cruising around his car at one o'clock in the morning, totally sober, got arrested. He denies all charges against him.

Speaker 1 Oh, I never would have thought that.

Speaker 2 So I, I, for one, cannot wait to hear Alex Jones act as his own lawyer in the upcoming DUI hearing. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's going to be this is maybe, maybe this is a way for him to get a platform back because he's been de-platformed everywhere, rightfully so, but now he's just his platform is going to be court manuscript manuscript.

Speaker 2 The public record. Yes.
If you say it in a courtroom, it has to be written down.

Speaker 1 He's hacking his way back to a platform.

Speaker 2 Well, when you think about it, every journalist in Central Texas is going to want to cover that trial. Right.
And so they're going to go to it and they're going to report on it.

Speaker 2 So they are going to be reporting Alex Jones' thoughts on the contents of his liver. Genius.
My Cool Throne is podcasts about stuff that people imagined.

Speaker 2 So this actually made me think that we should do a deep dive into the existence of Pete Carroll's twin.

Speaker 1 Which someone showed me a picture.

Speaker 1 There's a woman, a nun out there that looks exactly like Pete.

Speaker 2 So now I think it's two twins. Okay, so now he's got a nun twin and then another twin.

Speaker 2 There's, I think it's called Reply All. I haven't listened to the show yet, but everyone's talking about it.

Speaker 2 They did a podcast about a song that was featured in, I think, like a TV show or a movie or something like that, way back in the day that this one person vividly remembered, and he's trying to figure it out and find out what the song was, but he can't find the song anywhere.

Speaker 2 And apparently, it's a very fascinating podcast.

Speaker 2 But it made me think that all those deep, like Berenstein Bears thoughts that we have in our brain that are glitches in the Matrix, those are things that we can actually turn into content and go back and explore.

Speaker 2 So Pete Carroll's twin could be like, that could be like a summertime episode of part of my take trying to track down that twin.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 All the memories of Syracuse and the Big East tournament.

Speaker 2 Yes. We'll track that down.
Yes, all those.

Speaker 1 We'll find those.

Speaker 2 Okay. So that's it for me.

Speaker 1 I like that.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 5 Another cool throne is the karate shirts.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, the karate shirts on sale.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Oh, another cool throne.
DC Defenders, still undefeated at home.

Speaker 2 First place in the XFL Beast.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 And it's Dallas Week. Rivalry Week.
Hank, you're not a Defenders guy?

Speaker 1 No. Fuck no.
no.

Speaker 1 I was until they cut you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Sorry, we're going to stand up for you.

Speaker 5 I'm a PFT guy. I'm a Mr.
35 guy.

Speaker 1 Fuck the defenders.

Speaker 1 All right, my hot seats is the Big Ten because Nebraska, Fred Hoiberg, has pulled out all the stops.

Speaker 1 Nebraska opens up the Big Ten tournament tomorrow against, I don't even know who, because they have to play like six games. But

Speaker 1 Fred Hoiberg is bringing on Brandt Banks and Noah Vidrawal to to the basketball team. They are on the football team.

Speaker 2 I love that. So he's adding toughness.
That is such a football late in the year.

Speaker 1 I love that. That's such a Hoiberg.

Speaker 1 Iowa State, his first year, he brought a couple guys in the second semester. Brandt Banks is 6'7,

Speaker 1 300 pounds. He's bigger than Zion.
Fuck yeah. And he's going to shake.

Speaker 2 That's five big fouls a game.

Speaker 1 If I don't think they'll, they probably won't even put him in, but if they did, if they're fully get off the court.

Speaker 1 If Fred Hoiberg brought these guys up and put him in and just had him fucking smash people in the face, he'd be a hero.

Speaker 2 I mean, he's tapping into something because if you've ever been at like an open gym in a college and you see the football team come in and

Speaker 2 they try to go head-to-head with like some of the players from the basketball team, it's always going to end in a fight. Yes.

Speaker 2 Because the football players play basketball like they're playing football.

Speaker 1 And most of them are like, you know, obviously they're very good in high school because they're... D1 athletes and that means they were good at everything.
I love that.

Speaker 2 I'm going to have to bet a lot of money on Nebraska.

Speaker 1 Yeah, at least it will be at bare minimum, the morale and like the attitude that that team will have will be significantly different.

Speaker 1 And Nebraska is the team that we mentioned a few weeks ago shot eight for 30 from the free throw line. It can't be worse than that.
You can't be. Can't.

Speaker 1 I would be hard-pressed.

Speaker 2 That does sound like a Martinez stat line.

Speaker 1 Dude, if he comes in, he just fucking smashes people, just throw it to him in the post and let them just turn around with elbows.

Speaker 2 What if he just got Scott Frost to be an assistant coach, too?

Speaker 1 That would be great as well.

Speaker 2 That would be great as well. Line the boys up.
Why not?

Speaker 1 Why not? Combine Nebraska basketball and football, and you might get a ranked team.

Speaker 2 Probably not. Winning traditions both.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 My cool throne is Joe Tessator and Booger McFarland because it looks like our boys are going to be back in the booth because NBC has said, no, no, no, we will not even discuss an Al Michaels trade.

Speaker 1 No trade clause thrown up. And yeah, I think Joe Tessator and Booger, I think we just got to act like nothing happened.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I think so. I mean, I'm pretty sure that it's going to reach a point where they're going to have to eventually say, these are our guys.
We're going to stick with our guys going into this year.

Speaker 1 These are our guys? It's like that's how they'll say it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, well, it's like when other teams tried to get Peyton Manning back in 2000, what was that, 2013?

Speaker 2 And like the Titans and all these other teams had to be like, yeah, we wanted

Speaker 2 what's his name? Like Carrie Collins or whoever it was all along. We're confident in our guys that are still on our team.

Speaker 1 It's what's going to happen right now with 49ers if they actually are trying to get Tom Brady. Yeah.
They're going to be like, no, no, we, no, Jimmy G was always our Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 1 Jimmy G should definitely, he's at the point now where he probably has a right to be upset.

Speaker 2 Because the overtures?

Speaker 1 Yeah, because like, hey, we, I know that I missed a big throw in the Super Bowl, but we did go to the Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 I'm staying a little bit woke on the Tom Brady rumors to everywhere. I feel like the market for Tom Brady is not as hot as he thought it would be.

Speaker 1 Save that thought. We've got to do it again.
Yeah, segments.

Speaker 2 We actually do have some exclusive news to break about Tom Brady.

Speaker 1 Save that thought. Free agency up there.

Speaker 2 That's a good thought. But yeah, so Al Michaels is staying at NBC.

Speaker 1 Which, here's what I don't understand.

Speaker 2 They're willing to take that cap hit now.

Speaker 1 No, I don't understand. Like ESPN, shouldn't they have figured this out before it all got public? Like, shouldn't they

Speaker 1 call it ESPN? You would think, though, the CEO of Jimmy Petaro could have called up Mark Lazarus and been like, hey, thoughts? And he's like, non-starter. Okay, there it is.
Done.

Speaker 2 I think that ESPN got a lot of people involved in this situation.

Speaker 2 But they probably went through the agents, too, and the agents want to leak their information that makes them look good. And so now they've got Mike Tarico.

Speaker 2 It was probably Mike Tarico that leaked all this.

Speaker 2 Just Mike, he could put it in people's ears, like, hey, people are saying that Al Michaels might be moving out. What about your boy?

Speaker 2 Speaking of win now, like, they've got a championship window at NBC that's going to end as soon as Mike Tarico gets like three glasses of red wine in him and goes out on a date with a PA. Wow.

Speaker 2 Because at that point, it's like, okay, window shut.

Speaker 1 Windows shut, but we do have. Keep Mike out.

Speaker 1 They have a plan for the future with Mike Torico and Jack Collinsworth.

Speaker 2 That's true. So there it is.
They have

Speaker 1 their future ready to go.

Speaker 2 Trust the process.

Speaker 1 Trust the future. Yes.
The farm system is

Speaker 1 flush, sorry, with talent. Plush.
Plush is not the word. I'm trying to watch soccer, too.

Speaker 1 Did they not ban fans at some of these stadiums?

Speaker 2 I think that was only Italy. Oh.

Speaker 1 Okay, so neither Red Bull, Leipzig. They play where? New Jersey?

Speaker 2 Series A. Yeah.
Oh. No, New Jersey.

Speaker 1 Yeah, New Jersey. They're New York.

Speaker 2 They're right on the way to the airport. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's crazy they're in the Champions League. No.
Good job.

Speaker 2 American soccer's come a long, long way.

Speaker 1 All right, let's get to our interview with Damon John. Really, really fun one.
Little bit of a different one.

Speaker 1 I love this one.

Speaker 2 Real quick, speaking of American soccer, I don't know if you saw this ultimate spin zone that I forget what organization put out this article, but it was talking about how how the men's soccer players make more than women for the national team.

Speaker 2 And they said, well, they deserve to because if you go to a men's soccer game in America against Mexico, it's like three-quarters Mexican fans.

Speaker 2 And so the players have to deal with a lot more of that pressure. So the American soccer players deserve more money on the men's side because they sell fewer tickets proportionally than the women do.

Speaker 2 That's an awesome spin. So I have to take my hat off.

Speaker 1 That's a great one. Sometimes you just have to tip your cap.
All right. So Damon John, go buy his book.
What's it called?

Speaker 1 Uh, power shift, power shift, power shift. Yeah, definitely a different interview than the normal ones.
I think he's a good friend, though. Now, I think we could put him in the good friend territory.

Speaker 1 Like, he we could hit him up and be like, hey, want to come on? And he's on.

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Speaker 1 Okay, here he is, Damon John.

Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on one of our favorite recurring guests. Actually, do we work for you now? It's Damon John.
No, no way. You,

Speaker 1 last time you were on,

Speaker 1 I remember correctly, I poached some of my staff. Okay, did we? Yeah.
Really?

Speaker 1 Yeah, who do we take? Jeremy.

Speaker 2 Jeremy. Jeremy's here now.

Speaker 1 Jeremy, yeah. We know Jeremy.

Speaker 1 Jeremy's great out of our office. Listen, guys.
Guys wear shirts. The whole mail room was a little incapacitated.
And wear shirts, jeans. Oh, he's the guy.

Speaker 2 He's sneaker. He's a sports guy.
He likes sports. Jeremy.

Speaker 1 Jeremy. Sure.
Yeah, yeah. Well, okay, so, but when you came on last time, we told you the whole thing was a pitch.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And this is also a pitch. But I think I remember after you came on, you followed up, or maybe someone from your group followed up and said, we really enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 We kind of want to hire these guys to just be part of the, you know, like the crew, the company, whatever. Yeah, you're right.
That's an absolute lie. Okay.
But I really enjoyed your company.

Speaker 2 Okay, so I was half lie.

Speaker 1 You had a good time. You had a good time.
No,

Speaker 1 that was a hard lie. Yeah,

Speaker 1 you liked us so much that you thought about

Speaker 1 for a second. You thought you were thinking about it? He's thinking about it right now.
I didn't think about it at all.

Speaker 2 Okay, so, I mean, there were numerous products and services that we pitched you during that interview that, in the time since, have ended up coming to fruition.

Speaker 1 What came to fruition?

Speaker 1 I stole it. I don't remember the products.

Speaker 2 Uber for dogs. Uber for dogs.

Speaker 1 It came to fruition.

Speaker 2 It's a dog. It's an Uber, and then when they pick you up, there's a dog in it that you can pet.
And Uber took that idea.

Speaker 1 Did they? Yeah.

Speaker 2 I don't believe you. It's being implemented in cities nationwide as we see.

Speaker 1 Right now. Yeah.
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 So they stole that idea. There's one.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Where was another one?

Speaker 2 Pitch them.

Speaker 2 Jim in an airport.

Speaker 1 Jim in an airport. I told you I like that idea.
Yes. That one

Speaker 1 is Jim in an airplane. That's the sequel.

Speaker 1 Yep, you like that one. Airplane dentist is another

Speaker 1 time wolf. But that's the problem with entrepreneurs.
Like, you guys, like, you spread yourself too thin. You started off in the airport.
You don't really have it done yet.

Speaker 1 And now you want to move to the airplane. Let me tell you, let me teach you a little something about how to run a business here.
It's about growth.

Speaker 1 So so we have to show you growth so we say airplane uh gym and then we say wait what if we put the gym in the air you know oh no wait what do we say airplane airport becomes airport gym it becomes a horizontal monopoly airplane gym now guess what hockey stick do you know where we're thinking where mars airplane to mars with a gym in it also the car that gets you to the airplane has a gym but you won't be alive when that actually you don't know that elan

Speaker 2 i trust him i trust him he's he's gonna shoot like an old 67 LeBaron up tomorrow next week I bet

Speaker 1 there'll be somebody in the back seat of that let's shift topics power shift your new book yes uh

Speaker 1 the pose that you have on the cover you look uncomfortable no i'm pretty sexy on that one okay you're on the edge of your seat nice white leather i'm always on the edge of my seat are you ever worried that you'd stain that chair

Speaker 1 i'm looking at it right now why would i stain the chair well it's white leather that's very stainable right?

Speaker 1 I'm not wearing fruit punch pants. Why would I stay in the chair? Tell us what happens when you open the book.
When you open a book, you generally read it, but the best part about the.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 we don't read. So tell us.
When you go to the audio book,

Speaker 1 when you listen to it,

Speaker 1 it shows you how to

Speaker 1 shift

Speaker 1 power. Transform any situation, close any deal, and achieve any outcome.

Speaker 2 I love being power shift by viewing.

Speaker 1 I really love P.

Speaker 1 able to close this deal right now. I can't think at this level.

Speaker 1 Like you're on all fours walking around here. Fuck, how do you?

Speaker 1 What do we have?

Speaker 1 You created a real talent of walking on all fours.

Speaker 2 Tell you what, Mr. John.
Let's start at the beginning. Let's just keep it real easy for us, Sir John.

Speaker 2 What is a book?

Speaker 1 Favorite book. Go.

Speaker 2 Power Shift.

Speaker 1 Power Shift is my favorite book.

Speaker 1 Think You Go Rich by Napoleon Hill is my favorite book.

Speaker 2 Okay, okay. And so Power Shift, what are we going to learn by

Speaker 1 PowerShift? Well, here's what we're going to learn. Here's what we're going to learn.

Speaker 1 How to build influence, negotiate, and create something out of your relationships. And believe it or not,

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 I didn't think I would ever say this.

Speaker 1 You guys have actually done that. Wow, we've power shifted.
So you wrote the book about us.

Speaker 1 This is our biography. I like it.
Power shift.

Speaker 1 No, it's not, but you guys, by mistake,

Speaker 1 for some odd reason, have done exactly what I'm saying. And that, I guess, is why I'm here.
I thought there was going to be some vodka, some shit around here. We could.

Speaker 1 We could, but then you don't, when we sign the deal for you to give us money, you can be like, well, I was drunk.

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Speaker 2 Okay. Oh, wait.
I'm doing dry January. Oh, I forgot.

Speaker 1 Okay. So he's doing dry January.
Don't ask any questions. During the week.
Don't ask me questions. Yeah, yeah.
Don't ask any questions.

Speaker 2 Weekends are off, but then March Madness comes along. I'm going to start drinking again.

Speaker 1 Remarkably.

Speaker 2 But it's not Madness part of March.

Speaker 1 But it was dry January.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but I'm sober. I'm doing sober October until March madness starts.

Speaker 1 I'm still on no-nut November, so don't even ask.

Speaker 1 So that shows that you can build influence in a very specific market. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 Right?

Speaker 1 Because the way you're talking, there's a very specific market that you're building influence in.

Speaker 1 Is there a challenge? Can you describe your market for me?

Speaker 2 Cult, people who are susceptible to cults? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think it's the fact, I think it's like if you've been in,

Speaker 1 if you've been in one cult, 70% chance you're being in another.

Speaker 1 So we're probably just picking off the people who were in cults and entering them in this.

Speaker 1 So I think PowerShift is about that. You build influence with a very specific person, either somebody like me who likes to just relax and listen to

Speaker 1 things that I don't necessarily have to think about, but brilliant people in a certain space. We don't know what that certain space is.

Speaker 1 Spaceless.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we were actually talking to Mr. Wonderful about the word space.
I like using space instead of saying like market or like my product is this.

Speaker 2 I like saying like we're in the podcast space right now.

Speaker 1 We're dominating that space.

Speaker 2 Doesn't that sound way more intelligent and cool when you say it that way?

Speaker 1 It does. It does.
It actually does. You just said that you like to relax, but I don't believe you.

Speaker 1 You're an extremely successful guy who has been successful for a very long time. You like to relax.
I feel like you are one of those attack the day guys, but you're cool about it.

Speaker 1 I am, but I, but I still like to relax. How much relaxing, does it say in PowerShift? How much relaxing are you allowed to do every day?

Speaker 1 Well, what are you working hard to carve out?

Speaker 1 I can't relax for 10 hours a day. I like to relax two hours a day and then maybe

Speaker 1 two vacations, some semi-work

Speaker 1 and vacations two times a month. Oh,

Speaker 1 two vacations a month? That's the last time you're going to. You just get Hank to work for you.
Hank loves vacations. Can I work for you? What's schedule?

Speaker 1 When's the last time you took a vacation, Hank?

Speaker 5 I honestly don't know.

Speaker 5 They vacation shamed me and basically

Speaker 5 put me to a point where if I take a day off, I have to fear for my life. That's not true.

Speaker 1 You have to fear for your life. Well, I mean, if you learn anything from Silicon Valley, Elizabeth Holmes, is that her name?

Speaker 1 You have to scare all your employees into never having a vacation. That's a winning culture.

Speaker 2 And also lie to them about what they're working on.

Speaker 1 All kinds of medicine. Lie to them about what they're working on.
Did you invest in Elizabeth Holmes? I hadn't. Did you get it pitched? I did not.
Wait, who? The woman who did that.

Speaker 1 Therodos. I did.
I did invest. You invested? I did invest.
Shut up. I got my money back.
Wait. Oh, nice.
When did you invest? So walk us through. This is actually a serious question.

Speaker 1 Like, you obviously invest in a lot of things, both Shark Tank and outside of Shark Tank. How does that process work if someone has an idea and gets a money?

Speaker 1 One of my stockbrokers had said, this is going IPO, and there's a lot of buzz about it. And they called me up and I gave them some money.
I said, okay, all right, no problem. Let's go on IPO.

Speaker 1 And about...

Speaker 1 Six weeks later, he said, something's wrong with this thing. I'm pulling you out of it and sent me my money back.
And normally, stockbrokers don't do it. They just get paid off the VIG.

Speaker 1 He almost got blacklisted for it until that happened because all of his branch, all of his company had to give back the money because he can't be the only person giving back money. Right.

Speaker 1 He almost got blacklisted for it. And after about another

Speaker 1 two months, that happened. And now he's

Speaker 5 amazing at the company.

Speaker 1 He's the honest guy. Yeah.
Right.

Speaker 1 And I was on a board with

Speaker 1 I was an ambassador of global entrepreneurship with with President Obama, and she was there. I didn't know who she was.
So if you look at that documentary, I didn't see it.

Speaker 1 I got a little cameo up in there. You did? Yeah, I'm the black guy in there.

Speaker 1 Well, you and Obama just besides Obama. You're now with Elizabeth Holmes? Yeah, Elizabeth Holmes.
So though, how do you invest?

Speaker 1 So if your stockbroker just calls you up and is like, hey, I got this stock,

Speaker 1 you trust them?

Speaker 2 No, well, I'm always curious.

Speaker 1 They call up and give you options, right? They'll say right today, they'll go,

Speaker 1 I think the market's going to die. You want to buy some, you want to bet against the market, you want to do this.
You just say yes or no.

Speaker 1 There it is.

Speaker 2 Back to what Big Cat was asking about relaxing earlier.

Speaker 2 You always see these very successful people, or at least I see them on Twitter a lot, and they say, Hey, this is what it takes to be a successful person. They like tweet out their schedule.

Speaker 2 It's always something like, Successful people don't sleep more than four hours a night. I always think that that's bullshit because I feel like if you only sleep four hours a night every night,

Speaker 1 your ideas and your brain is not going to be functioning at full-fledged volume the next day you know what I'm saying do you find yourself uh like able to get in full eight hours is that important to you I have two theories there so between the age of 20 to 30 I didn't I only slept four hours a night and I couldn't care about anything else in my life I always help kids you know whatever you know during during 20 to 30 just understand yourself and do what you can do and don't get locked down don't do anything because up until 20 you were somebody's child and after a certain age you're gonna be somebody's parent husband wife grandfather grandmother just do what the hell you want to do.

Speaker 1 I don't care what it is. Party, travel, the world.
So, I believe in that theory.

Speaker 1 Now, I generally try to get in that eight hours, but because I travel so much, I do get four hours here, but then I sleep on the plane. Then I sleep here.

Speaker 1 I take naps here and there, but I generally try to get an average of six hours a night. Okay, I like that advice.

Speaker 2 If I can get six, I'm happy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I like that advice. So, the 20 to 30 is really, I mean, I remember

Speaker 1 being in that age bracket where it's like, I'm, I don't care, I'll just work till I'm like because you're young, and you're young only once. Yeah, do you? Why get locked down by somebody else?

Speaker 1 Well, I really love that person. Well, that person will still be there at 35 if you really love the person.

Speaker 1 Or not. Or cause.
Or not.

Speaker 1 It says on your book that it says Damon John with Daniel Paisner. So you didn't write this book.
It's a ghostwriter. We write it together.
But I'm dyslexic.

Speaker 1 How much? Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, I'm dyslexic.
So it's always challenging to write it, but I definitely give him the credit. But absolutely.
We write it together.

Speaker 1 I lay lay it down everything, and he puts it in, being a writer is, you've got to be gifted. It's hard.

Speaker 1 So I tell him the stories, and I go interview the other people like I have in there, Chris Jenner, Pit Bull, and Lizzie Vaughn, and so many other people that have created shifts of power in their life.

Speaker 1 And I want to apply it. So I do all the interviewing and everything else.
And then he will record it, and he'll put it down in some form that, you know, where the people can listen to it as well.

Speaker 2 So you like do a series of podcast interviews with people, but you don't actually put them out there. You just record them for yourself, give them to your ghostwriter.

Speaker 2 Like you sit down with Pitbull and you're talking to Pitbull. Are you actually interviewing him, asking questions like we're asking you right now?

Speaker 1 I'm interviewing him because I'm saying to him, Man, I've shifted power in my life so much, and you know, the only difference between me and somebody else who's more successful or less successful is what they've negotiated in life, first of all, with themselves and with other parties.

Speaker 1 And I ask him those questions like I'm trying to learn from as well. I'd be like, because I don't want to share with everybody my story.
That's just my story. It may not work for you.

Speaker 1 I want to talk to Pitbull and,

Speaker 1 you know, billie jean king who changed the face of sports right um and ask them how did they find the power to do it when they were the underdog pit bull named pit bull because he fought like a pit bull billie gene king obviously we know tennis players weren't getting acknowledged and or you know and she got really you know almost blacklisted because of sexual preference how did you shift the world to do that so i'm i'm almost i'm also a student of the book i you're you're getting dangerously close to having me read this book i don't know if you want that because i'm interested you're power shifting big k right right now.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm talking about. You walked into this room and

Speaker 1 you're more like an audio guy. Yeah, you're more like the audio guy.
Are there pictures in the book? There are, and there's some paint by numbers. Okay, good.
Then I'm in. Pop-up.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 You know, there are paint by numbers in there. There's

Speaker 1 mazes, maybe. There's pictures in there.
There's a lot of pornography in there. And certificates to

Speaker 1 the Corral. And

Speaker 1 your special links on Pornhub, as you requested, are in there.

Speaker 2 Just put in some porn every five pages. Is that too much to ask?

Speaker 1 Genius, we should do a book and just have it be a subscription to like browsers in the middle. And it's just like, that's, I don't know the cost.
We'll have to figure out the cost.

Speaker 2 You just say

Speaker 2 on one of these page, on one page in this book, there's a subscription for a platinum membership on pornhub.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, and then you have to find

Speaker 1 another idea.

Speaker 2 It's just came to me. A church that serves beer.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 There we go. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Sunshine wine. Yeah.
Ooh, I like that.

Speaker 1 I like that. I got an idea that I've been cooking in my head, and I think it's a good thing.
Now, are they going to serve the little beer? Like, no, I'm talking like the blessed

Speaker 2 church. There's a bar.
Not like you're taking communion.

Speaker 2 I'm saying that you go to the church and you sit in your pew, and there's a vendor that's walking up and down the aisle, and he passes you like a 22-ounce or a 36-ouncer, whatever you want.

Speaker 1 What's the denomination?

Speaker 2 Of money that you can pay for it?

Speaker 2 Non-denominational. Universal.

Speaker 1 You choose. Choose your own adventure.
Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 1 This is like the guy in McMillions.

Speaker 2 And we call it You Pray. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Who started the church

Speaker 2 and then just called it a church. Yeah, there you go.
Except it's actually a church. I feel like people would go to church a lot more if they could also get drunk.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 when the basket comes around, it's peanuts, and then you put money in there because obviously you got to have peanuts and pretzels. There you go, peanuts or popping.
I got it.

Speaker 1 So the basket comes around, you're drinking.

Speaker 1 You know, you're cool. And the basket comes around, and it's just peanuts and pretzels.
Right.

Speaker 2 And there are TVs. It's actually just in a Buffalo.

Speaker 1 Why are the TVs TVs there? It's a bar.

Speaker 2 You got to watch the games. Yeah, the games are on on Sunday.

Speaker 1 In the church? Yeah.

Speaker 1 And what are they teaching you from a religious standpoint?

Speaker 2 If you go there every Sunday, you won't go to hell.

Speaker 1 It's actually, well,

Speaker 2 what churches teach you anyway, isn't it?

Speaker 1 Well, really, what it does for you is it lets you leave and tell everyone I just came from church. Yeah.
That's really all you need, right? So it's a bar called church.

Speaker 9 Yeah. Yeah, bar called church.

Speaker 1 Like when you vote, like today's a prime. So when you leave, you leave, you generally leave around 12.
So that means you start drinking around 9.

Speaker 2 Right. Yeah, give or take.
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 And you'd be like, I just went to church with my family. That's a great line that you can drop to everyone.
I can't believe I'm here right now. Mm-hmm.
All right, I got one. Ready?

Speaker 1 I need some help with this, though. What is the greatest feeling in the entire world?

Speaker 1 Leaving here. No, close.

Speaker 1 Canceling an obligation. Canceling an obligation.
Yeah, like, oh, we're going to go to dinner. And then it's just like, last second, canceling it.

Speaker 1 So we got to figure out a service that signs you up for things but then you can cancel it but it never like yo

Speaker 1 you like that yeah you do how do you how do you think of these things like a dinner like i don't want to go to dinner tonight right but what if my calendar had a dinner on my calendar for the last

Speaker 1 psych

Speaker 1 could be that's good

Speaker 2 no that's good ghost thing ghost thing on the regular uh-huh psych is good that's a good name for the app you need to believe that it's real it's like big cat how do you believe that it's real watch this watch this ask me if i want to go to dinner you want to go to dinner sure I'll go to dinner tonight.

Speaker 1 Okay, actually, wait, what am I doing now? Canceling. Can't.

Speaker 2 No, I don't want to go to dinner anymore. Staff feels good, doesn't it? Yeah.

Speaker 1 But no,

Speaker 1 we need to be longer than that. So it needs to be like,

Speaker 1 I need to say, PFT, let's go to dinner. You want to go to dinner next week? And you're like, yes.
Why am I waiting? Why are you on your phone right now? Are you used to this?

Speaker 2 Are you used to this? Why are you on your phone right now?

Speaker 1 I'm too nice to everyone.

Speaker 1 I feel like this has legs, though.

Speaker 2 See, that big cat's right because that moment that he just was staring at them like that.

Speaker 1 why are you on your phone

Speaker 2 i canceled but it was like the best feeling it's a good feeling i don't want to interrupt your interview by saying shit because it looks like you guys are having a good time no it's okay but but have you have you ever canceled plans and felt to yourself man that feels so good i was not looking forward to doing that yes that's that is the feeling that we're trying to can't we're trying to capture that

Speaker 1 in our app the illusion the illusion of doing the thing needs to be there yeah and then you cancel it it's like oh yeah like uh you know friends are coming out from out of town you don't really like them, but you're like, I'll let you stay at my place

Speaker 2 that you think that's happening.

Speaker 1 And then, boom, right before,

Speaker 1 best feeling in the world. How did you get this up?

Speaker 1 Pretty much failed.

Speaker 2 We just started talking until someone said, hey, might as well record it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, failed, failed, failed, and then just kept it.

Speaker 2 You guys are wasting a lot of oxygen. Let's try to sell something.
Power shift. Power shift.
We power shift into it.

Speaker 1 We power shift.

Speaker 1 Power shift into these chairs

Speaker 1 is our answer. Final answer.

Speaker 2 I do have a serious question there for you. Because I I read that, so you used to work for Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
It was before Shark Tank. Is that right?

Speaker 1 I used to dress the Kardashians and get them all the sponsors in their shows for the first two years, yes.

Speaker 2 So you were like product placement, telling them, like, maybe here's how you talk about this brand and so forth.

Speaker 2 And then Shark Tank came calling, and they kind of encouraged you to take this opportunity because it sounded like a lucrative.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so I read that you said that Kim Kardashian is going to be president one day.

Speaker 1 If she wants to run for it, I believe so. I fully believe so.

Speaker 2 You think she can do it?

Speaker 1 I know she can do it.

Speaker 2 She would power shift America?

Speaker 1 I know she can do it. I mean, if I would have told you the Terminator was going to be the governor or Jesse DeBotti Ventura or Ronald Reagan was going to be the president,

Speaker 1 Donald Trump would have been.

Speaker 2 Actually, I would say that 15 years ago, saying that Donald Trump would be president is more ridiculous than saying right now that Kim Kardashian is present.

Speaker 1 I believe she is. Who are Kanye?

Speaker 1 I think Kim Kardashian can be president.

Speaker 1 Kanye's good. Kanye will be you know, the man in the White House, too.
Right, but you don't think he'd be president. I don't know, but I know Kim can.

Speaker 2 Would you encourage her to run?

Speaker 1 I don't know if I could tell anybody to take that job. I don't care who you like.

Speaker 1 It's a pain in the ass. It sucks.
Like, why do you want that job? Right. I agree.
Sucks. I'm encouraging her to run, officially.
You're encouraging her to run right now? Officially, right now.

Speaker 2 I'm endorsing Kim.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Do it one of those.

Speaker 1 Do you have reverse psychology in your power shift, book?

Speaker 1 It's not reverse psychology. It's really finding out what that other person on the other side of the table wants or fears.

Speaker 1 It's about everyday negotiation.

Speaker 2 Okay, what do you fear?

Speaker 1 What do I fear? Yeah. Not leaving this room.

Speaker 2 Being trapped in this room for life. Being trapped forever.

Speaker 1 What about

Speaker 1 spiders?

Speaker 1 I don't like snakes. Oh, I wish we had a snake on us right now.
Yeah. We just plopped it on the table.
I don't like idiots either.

Speaker 1 What about fear of not being able to bench press a decent amount of weight?

Speaker 1 No. Oh, whoa.
There's a bench press right here.

Speaker 2 You want to give it a shot? No.

Speaker 1 You want to hop on the. You want to hop on? I have a fear.
What are you about to say?

Speaker 1 Don't hop on? You won't. Come on.
No, I won't. Do it.
No, I won't.

Speaker 2 Do you want me to bench press right now? Yeah, I won't.

Speaker 1 Do you think that it will power shift you out of here?

Speaker 2 Big guy, continue the interview.

Speaker 1 Okay. Bench presses.
PT is about to bench press.

Speaker 1 Oh, let's see.

Speaker 1 I'll call them 45s, even though they're 25s. Still, baby.
So he's about to do it. Can you spot? Will you spot? I've been drinking.
I can't spot.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 So, this is.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait. Oh, oh,

Speaker 1 all right, all right.

Speaker 1 Okay. There you go.
All the way up. This is when you say this interview is going

Speaker 1 as well or better than last time. I really hate interrupting your time together, but yeah.
Do you think it's better than last time?

Speaker 1 I think this is running really the same as accurate. Well, we, I mean, we got power shift on our brain.

Speaker 1 Now, power shift. Power shift.
All right. You do it.
You go. No, no.
Power shifted up, PFT. Go ahead.
Go ahead. That's his

Speaker 1 power shift wrap. Nice.
You like that? You just power shift. Yeah, no, you just power shift it.

Speaker 1 I'm doing too light. Oh,

Speaker 1 you go. You go.
No, no, no. That was excellent.

Speaker 1 Show me some games. That was excellent.
That was excellent. That was actually pretty good.
Really good. Will you play me in rocks, paper, scissors, shoot? In what? Rocks, paper, scissors, shoot.
Okay.

Speaker 1 You ready? Best out of three? Best out of three. Rocks, paper, scissors, shoot.
Yeah. Okay.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, one-nothing big cat.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh,

Speaker 1 you idiot.

Speaker 1 In your brain. No, I just won.

Speaker 2 Best out of three. Power shifted.

Speaker 1 Oh, you want to keep going? Three total. I want to go.
Okay, I lose. All right, all right.

Speaker 1 Shoot. Oh, Tom.
I still played that one. I won.

Speaker 1 I mean, that was... I was inside your brain.

Speaker 1 Now I'm starting to think I don't want to read PowerShift.

Speaker 2 You don't?

Speaker 1 I'm starting to think I might have read it.

Speaker 1 You're probably right. I think that you guys have found

Speaker 1 the perfect angle and positioning.

Speaker 1 You really don't need to read PowerShift because I don't want to tell anybody that you read PowerShift. Well, all right, now I'm going to read it.
Now you're doing reverse psychology.

Speaker 1 Have we, of all the interviews you've done, have we said the word PowerShift the most? Because we didn't even

Speaker 1 play on that.

Speaker 2 But PowerShift.

Speaker 1 It's a good name. I think you did say it.
I'm going to PowerShift for the rest of my life now.

Speaker 2 Oh, let me power shift this interview because I have another lucrative business opportunity. Are you a Knicks fan?

Speaker 1 I am not.

Speaker 2 Okay. You know, there are a lot of disgruntled Knicks fans.

Speaker 1 I am. Out there.
I do not.

Speaker 2 What about brown bags, but brown bags that they can wear that are more fashionable?

Speaker 1 Like maybe that. Over their head?

Speaker 2 Yeah, they look like Tim's, maybe even designed by Timberland.

Speaker 1 No. Okay.
What's the next fashion trend?

Speaker 1 I have no idea. What if you had a guess?

Speaker 1 Like, what's coming back? Dough bottles?

Speaker 1 It wouldn't be coming back. It would be technical things on your body.

Speaker 1 Accoutrements?

Speaker 1 Your gift shirt. Oh, yeah, my gift shirt.
No, no. That's already been short.
Stuff that can read your

Speaker 1 blood intake and or. Oh, I have an idea for you.
My blood intake.

Speaker 2 We could just go to

Speaker 2 the kill?

Speaker 1 No, we go to the church. So

Speaker 1 when you get out of your church, if all your shirts are red, you can't drive. Yeah, so gotcha.
Okay. So here's an idea.

Speaker 1 We go to a Dwayne Reed, you go to a Dwayne Reed, you get your finger pricked, and they take just a tiny bit of your blood, and then they can read it, and they can scan it for all types of diseases you might have or what medicine you might need.

Speaker 1 And we have these machines. We actually have one in the back.
We can show you later.

Speaker 1 So what's the idea? Going there and doing that. No, no, the idea.

Speaker 1 Does it exist already? No, no.

Speaker 2 This is brand new proprietary technology.

Speaker 2 It's a small box. It's about the size of a loaf of bread.

Speaker 2 And you take the singular pinprick in your finger

Speaker 1 and using only one amount of tiny drop of blood, you can tell

Speaker 2 what different genetic diseases you're predisposed to.

Speaker 1 And how will you put that out?

Speaker 1 create it? How you create it, yeah.

Speaker 2 We'll put one in every Dwayne Reed and Walgreens in the United States.

Speaker 1 You're going to go to the chair if you counterfeit them like that. What? Yeah, you're going to go to chair.
Who would ever think you're going to go? You're going to go to hell. No.

Speaker 1 You're going to go to hell, and then you're going to go. Obama's on board.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 We're going to make a documentary about it. You're just dropping names like that.
Obama's involved. He was on board at some point.
It's called, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 The idea is you're in. You're external.
So I get it. You're going to go to jail just like that other person.

Speaker 1 You're in.

Speaker 1 No, we won't use you. You're in.

Speaker 2 I have a serious question about investments. Power shifted down.
Power shifting to a real talk.

Speaker 1 There's some kind of method to what you're doing right now.

Speaker 2 It's a mix of real stuff.

Speaker 1 It's fascinating. You're going to sign us again.
You're going to try to sign us away from Barstool again.

Speaker 2 Here's the trick.

Speaker 2 Every time we get as stupid as we can possibly get, then we ask like a mildly semi-relevant question, and you look at us and you're like, wow, that was actually a really smart question compared to the other stupid shit you've been saying.

Speaker 2 That's what you see in us. So here's a mildly smart question.

Speaker 1 She's staring at me like that.

Speaker 1 He's talking, I stare.

Speaker 2 Am I buying real estate right now? Is now a good opportunity to purchase real estate?

Speaker 1 No. Bitcoin.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Everything's going to crash over the next

Speaker 1 six months to 12 months, and then you'll buy it. Gold.

Speaker 1 Everything's going to crash. Penn National Gaming.

Speaker 1 We legally cannot say you can buy that stock, but would you say that?

Speaker 1 If you can't say it, why can I say it? Well, I have

Speaker 1 shares, so yeah. Penn National Gaming? Yeah, you should buy or sell.
I don't know what you're talking about. Fuck.

Speaker 2 All right. Stocks.
What about stocks?

Speaker 1 Sorry, stocks are going up. Stocks are going down.
Oh, stocks are going down?

Speaker 2 Fuck. What's going up right now?

Speaker 2 Would you say that if stocks are going down, real estate's going down, then buy a ton of gold?

Speaker 1 Oh, where to park your money when everything is going down? Go buy bonds.

Speaker 2 Bonds? Bonds. But I just read that a 20-year bond is at an all-time low for how much it's paying yeah it's gonna go down as as everything

Speaker 1 it's gonna go up as everything goes down just go shopping in another six months keep everything in cash and then when you see that amazon and tesla and all the great companies you like are probably gonna be 30 off or whatever the case is you go pick them up cash is king so stay liquid for now stay liquid for now do you think barry bond should be in the hall of fame

Speaker 1 i'm not sure isn't he no really i don't follow baseball anymore i only follow the yankees yeah

Speaker 1 oh because it's steroids yeah are you mad at the astros for cheating Did they cheat? Yeah. Big time.
I'm not mad at them because they got somebody short like me on the Astros. So

Speaker 1 you're a big Altuve guy. All right.

Speaker 2 He was also wearing a buzzer, though.

Speaker 1 Yeah. He was wearing what?

Speaker 2 He was wearing a buzzer that was telling him when a fastball was coming, allegedly.

Speaker 2 So do we have to say that, like, as fellow representative of people under 5'10, are we kicking him out of the club because he's a cheater?

Speaker 1 No, he's not a cheater. Oh, he's good.
He's good. Okay.
Dude, so

Speaker 1 height,

Speaker 1 solidarity with height supersedes everything. That's where I go.
Yep.

Speaker 2 There's no war but the height war.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 All right, last question.

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Speaker 1 Do you want to buy us?

Speaker 1 Buy what?

Speaker 1 Us.

Speaker 2 These ideas. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Cash. If you gave us...

Speaker 2 We just gave you a sampling of the many, many ideas.

Speaker 1 That was.

Speaker 1 That was more like a culture. It's enough to give you a bad idea.
$50,000 of cash right now. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We would

Speaker 1 respond to every text you ever texted us.

Speaker 2 Better yet, if you give us $50,000 of cash each right now, we will never bother you again with anything. Never talk to you again.

Speaker 2 We will let you go. We need power shift.
You're never coming back. We will never talk to you again.

Speaker 1 You know, I'm no, no, no. I love it.
I love being here. I love just, I just can't think at that level.
It's fascinating.

Speaker 1 You gotta think at that level. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Power shift down. Probably power shift down a little bit.

Speaker 1 You should actually start saying that when you're like walking on the street. You try to walk.
You know how there's always slow tourists in New York City? Yeah.

Speaker 1 You should be like, power shifting up and just fucking speed right by them. Why? Just to let them know.
Just to say that? Walk by them? Say it, yeah. On your left.
Yeah. Like power shift.

Speaker 1 On your left? Power shift on the left. Don't you have other more important things to do when you're walking, like getting on the phone or trying to watch traffic where you're at?

Speaker 1 Like you have, you'll, you will walk literally through all New York City and just say power shift left, power shift right.

Speaker 2 That sounds pretty sick. It does.
Sounds like it's like you're in Top Gun or something.

Speaker 1 You know, they're tourists. Most of them probably don't necessarily know what you're saying.
So it doesn't really

Speaker 1 even.

Speaker 1 It doesn't really hold any weight. They don't know what you did.

Speaker 2 You get in front of them and you say, I'll hit the brakes, they'll fly right by. And then you just stop and then they walk past you.

Speaker 1 And then that's it.

Speaker 2 And then you get on their six.

Speaker 1 And you get on what?

Speaker 2 You get on their six.

Speaker 1 On their six.

Speaker 2 We're dogfighting. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, I get it. You get in front of them.
It's a dog fight.

Speaker 2 You've seen Top Gun. Yeah.
Yeah. Treat every interaction with somebody else on the sidewalk like you're in a scene in Top Gun is what we're getting at.

Speaker 1 Think about it.

Speaker 1 How long did you guys have to do that? Too close to misses I'm switching guns. I just think about this stuff.
Like I just got here.

Speaker 1 You guys thought about this prior to me getting here? No, not at all.

Speaker 2 Zero prep. Zero prep for you.

Speaker 1 Zero prep

Speaker 1 power shift, and it's a fucking sick cover, the white leather. I was trying to nag you on that, but you look cool.

Speaker 2 What's the worst part about working with Mark Cuban? And why is it his smell? Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 Why is it his smell? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Now, the worst part about working with Mark Cuban is he's much, much more wealthier than I am, so he can beat me out of the deals due to pure money. If you had

Speaker 1 a power shift, you got a power shift up, past them. Find ways.
If you had to, you could only save one shark. Who are you saving?

Speaker 1 Myself.

Speaker 1 No, you can't save yourself. You already saved yourself.
I got to say Mark Cuban. Oh, because he got so much money? Because he has so much money he has to pay me back for it.
That's smart.

Speaker 1 That's smart. Get a little taste on the other end.
You just saved your life. Now give me all your money.
That's smart. How many times do you do sets a day here?

Speaker 1 Every hour on the hour. Yeah, I usually just church bell.

Speaker 2 I do curls.

Speaker 1 A lot of curls.

Speaker 2 It's all you need. It's just if you have big biceps and decent...

Speaker 1 Summer bod starts in the winter. I don't know if you heard that.
I have heard that.

Speaker 1 Excuse me. Start making the gains now, before it's too late.
Did you ever do sets like that before? What other people won?

Speaker 2 No, actually, you're the first.

Speaker 1 I was about to say, so it's a pretty tight situation. Yeah, we're just trying to intimidate you to give us money.

Speaker 1 How do you have sets?

Speaker 1 And then

Speaker 1 he's going to be waiting for a bunch of Red Cups.

Speaker 2 Alright, so the Red Cups, that's for an experiment that I'm going to conduct on tonight's show.

Speaker 1 What's the experiment?

Speaker 2 I can't get into it. It's going to be on tonight's show.

Speaker 1 Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Well,

Speaker 2 we already did it a couple nights ago.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we did it a couple nights ago. You know, two little Kit Kats around here.
Do you want to finish that?

Speaker 1 Lick it. Lick it.
Lick it. Lick it.
Just give it a lick. See if it's anything.
I'll never tell another man to lick anything. Go ahead, lick it.
All right. Damon John, thank you.

Speaker 1 Hey, you're a friend of the show.

Speaker 1 I love hanging out. You guys really take me to a new level, and it's not high.
Yeah. But

Speaker 1 you actually make me think

Speaker 1 in places that I never thought I'd think about. You're going to go home tonight.

Speaker 2 You're going to have a million new business ideas that just hit you in your head. And it's going to be because of us.
We are going to take direct deposit. That'd be fine.

Speaker 1 I love you, man. Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 Go buy PowerShift.

Speaker 1 Absolutely. PowerShift your life now.

Speaker 1 And these two guys have not read it, and they never will.

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Speaker 2 First up, we have...

Speaker 1 Is this the finale of The Bachelor? Tonight. Today.

Speaker 5 So it's Wednesday when people are listening, so it's over.

Speaker 2 It just happened last night.

Speaker 1 Who's it down to?

Speaker 5 Well, let's get into it. How about that?

Speaker 1 Say no more. You guys know who the final is.

Speaker 2 Maddie and Hannah Ann.

Speaker 1 Hannah A and Maddie B. Yeah, good job.
Is it Maddie B?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 And Peter. I don't know about B.
It's definitely Madison.

Speaker 5 I think Maddie B is right.

Speaker 1 Both of the girls. Isn't Maddie B the rapper? That's Cardi B.
No, there's a Maddie B?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, look who knows the rap game. It's Bun B.
Look who knows the rap game. Thank you, Liam.
Maddie B.

Speaker 1 He's like a 13-year-old white kid from Atlanta who ruins rap. And people get really mad.
Yes, Maddie B raps.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 That's so bad.

Speaker 5 Both the girls meet Peter. Peter's parents in Australia.
Pete's mom, Barbara, calls Hannah Ann an angel on earth who God has put in front of him to marry.

Speaker 5 Barbara doesn't think Madison is a good fit for her son because he likes to drink and socialize, aka have sex, and Madison is still a virgin.

Speaker 1 Okay. So her mom was basically like.
Talk to the mom.

Speaker 5 Yeah, her mom was basically like, yo, my son likes to fuck.

Speaker 2 Listen, if you're not down to get dirty, then you're not meant for my PD.

Speaker 1 That's like that. That's weird that the mom is just like, hey, if

Speaker 1 you're going to get with him, he's wild in the sack.

Speaker 2 Moms always know.

Speaker 2 Pete Madison. Doesn't like everyone in Australia have chlamydia, or is that just the koalas? No, it's the koalo.

Speaker 1 They're all criminals.

Speaker 1 Pete and Madison go on their one-on-one date in the middle of a fly-in through desert.

Speaker 5 Madison tells Peter that after meeting his family, she doesn't think they'll work outside of the bachelor universe and sends herself home.

Speaker 1 Who?

Speaker 5 Leaving Hannah-Ann as the remaining girl.

Speaker 1 Maddie B? Maddie B is too much drama. I'm off her.
She's too much drama. You know what I've...

Speaker 2 This is actually interesting because it seems like the mom is taking over this series of The Bachelor.

Speaker 5 She dominated last night.

Speaker 2 Do you think that they'll a series of The Bachelor where it's just a mom and she meets all the girls and she decides?

Speaker 1 That actually would be like, you know, that Love is Blind is becoming a big thing.

Speaker 1 Now it's just they do a show where you just date the mom and then you decide like you're going to marry the daughter because of the mom. Yeah.

Speaker 2 The mom's like, so how much dick you suck? Because my PD, he likes to get some sloppy top. Yeah.

Speaker 5 So then Peter goes on his one-on-one date with Hannah Ann, and this is after Maddie.

Speaker 1 Wait, Maddie B's gone, so it's over. I'm

Speaker 1 going to think that you would think that you would think that you would have to be able to do that.

Speaker 1 I also tweeted in the middle of the show, Oh my God, and then hashtag Bachelor, and people were replying to me like I was actually watching. They're like, Can you believe that?

Speaker 1 Like, I can't believe you're upset about that. Yeah, you definitely were upset.

Speaker 2 I wasn't wow. You tweeted about The Bachelor with the hashtag, and people thought that you were watching The Bachelor.
Yes, some people are just hideous.

Speaker 1 I mean, people should know that I wasn't watching The Bachelor.

Speaker 5 And also, no one on this show watches The Bachelor.

Speaker 1 No one.

Speaker 5 No one gets that. It's fucking crazy.
Crazy.

Speaker 5 And then Peter goes on his 101 date with Hannah Ann, but doesn't tell her that Madison sent herself home. Peter tells Hannah Ann that his heart is being pulled in two directions.

Speaker 5 Hannah Ann feels like something is very wrong and is at her breaking point. And then in the teaser for Tuesday's episode, Maddie B comes back.

Speaker 1 And clash shatters. See, this is why I'm out on Maddie B.
She's just all about Maddie B. She's all about the drama.
She just wants all eyes on Maddie B. It's about love, Maddie.

Speaker 2 I hate to use the old phrase, like, she sounds like she's to get literally.

Speaker 1 Maddie Pete doesn't want Maddie Dick.

Speaker 2 But I feel like if Maddie

Speaker 2 wasn't putting the dick on a pedestal like she is,

Speaker 2 then she would be like, she'd have a clear mind.

Speaker 1 She probably would hit 350 for the Mets in AAA.

Speaker 2 Exactly. Right.

Speaker 1 It's easy.

Speaker 5 So who do you guys got?

Speaker 1 If this is a good idea. I think it's Hannah Ann.
If the fuck Pete picks Maddie B, he deserves everything he gets.

Speaker 2 So here's what's going to happen.

Speaker 2 Here's my official prediction.

Speaker 2 Pete is going to choose Hannah Ann, enjoy several weeks of carefree sex with her, figure out that they're not going to get married to each other, actually, and then he's going to call up Hannah.

Speaker 1 Wait, no, Maddie, Hannah.

Speaker 5 Maddie B is the virgin.

Speaker 2 Okay, so he's going to pick Hannah Ann, have a lot of sex with her, and then they're going to figure out, okay, we don't actually like each other, we just enjoy each other's bodies.

Speaker 2 And then he's going to hit up Maddie B after the show is over and be like, hey, I need another chance off the reality show to prove that I'm good for you. Right.

Speaker 1 I'm, I'm off Maddie B. If he picks Maddie B, done with Pilot Pete.
I'm close to being done with him.

Speaker 2 Eject.

Speaker 1 Eject. Get out of here.

Speaker 1 We have Tom Brady

Speaker 1 update. PFT said that he's got some big-time news.

Speaker 2 This is just filed to the news desk from Leroy.

Speaker 1 So this is Leroy. So it hasn't been officially vetted, but it's been filed.

Speaker 2 It's been filed to the news desk. And I don't think Leroy's going to tweet it out.
This is just going to be a podcast exclusive

Speaker 2 report from Leroy.

Speaker 1 Leroy should maybe throw out a link to listen to the podcast exclusive. We need to get Leroy to speak to you.

Speaker 1 I came on part of my take yesterday.

Speaker 2 Listen to my interview on part of my take. So Leroy says that according to sources, Tom Brady Sr.
was at the pro shop at Patriots Place today. And now he double checked that.

Speaker 1 Returning all of his Tom Brady jerseys?

Speaker 2 He double checked that with another source, Hank, that said that Tom Brady's truck was seen at Patriot Place today. Turns out that was Tom Brady Sr.
driving it. Okay?

Speaker 2 So the local news was there and they were asking fans where they thought Tom was going to go. And then

Speaker 2 they were trying to get people to film like a plea like oh Tom Brady please stay please stick around they didn't recognize Tom Sr. when he was there and

Speaker 2 Tom was there apparently buying a shitload of Tom Brady color rush jerseys so what does that mean if we're reading the tea leaves it means that it's over right

Speaker 2 or he's doing like or Tom Prize like he's sending a Tom Brady Patriots jersey to every single major

Speaker 5 Which Color Rush jerseys? Or he's got the inside intel. Tom told him that the Color Rush jerseys are going to be our new alternates.
And so he was just getting ahead of the market.

Speaker 1 New alternates for the Bucs? For the Patriots. Like, the Bucs are going to start wearing the Patriots Color Rush jerseys next year.
Ooh. I like that.
Go get as many as you can, Dad.

Speaker 2 Or, yeah, he's going with.

Speaker 1 I don't believe this. I don't believe this.
You don't believe it? No, I don't believe it. Why the fuck

Speaker 1 put you in this middle? No, now that I'm just.

Speaker 5 Why would Tom Brady's dad go shopping at Patriots Place?

Speaker 2 Take it up. Why would

Speaker 1 you go online? Leroy says

Speaker 1 Leroy Tom Jr. Are you questioning Leroy?

Speaker 5 Yes, I'm saying I don't believe this.

Speaker 1 He hasn't gotten anything wrong in at least three days. No boobs for Leroy.

Speaker 2 Hank, it's not necessarily a bad thing. I actually.
It doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 5 It's not good or bad. It just doesn't make sense.

Speaker 1 I think you can just spin it either way.

Speaker 2 If I'm you, I would look at this as a good thing that Tom Brady's dad, he would not be buying a ton of Tom Brady Color Rush Patriots jerseys if Tom was not coming back to the Patriots.

Speaker 5 I mean, speaking of having a moment, I did see Simmons say this, and I agree with him that the fact that the news came out that Brady started his own production company, it makes you think that, you know, he's going to have a documentary coming out, and as a filmmaker now, now that he's in the filmmaking business, he understands you've got to build up some drama.

Speaker 5 True. So when he, like, free agency starts, and he's like, boom, Tom versus Time, part two.
This is my decision.

Speaker 1 Chris Bosch, I think, had an entire

Speaker 1 crew that followed him along when they were deciding to go to the heat, and that footage has never been seen. Really? Yeah.
I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure.
Why?

Speaker 1 Because I think he was making a documentary and then they were like, oh, well, you just decided to go wherever LeBron and Dwayne went.

Speaker 2 Here's my prediction. Tom Brady is going to announce

Speaker 2 that he's coming back to the Patriots on July 17th. It's the 199th day of 2020.

Speaker 1 So he's going to, but then

Speaker 1 if they, then they're not going to draft.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I know, it doesn't make a lot of sense. But that's, I just said it because it sounded cool.
And you have to admit for a moment, you guys are both like, ooh, whoa.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And then I did the math.
I was like, wait, but that's already training camp. He's in the entertainment business.

Speaker 2 He's not 100% athlete anymore. He's caring more about the splashy headlines and

Speaker 1 how stupid are we all going to feel when it's like even before free agency starts, he announces he's going back to Patriots. Well, actually, we won't feel stupid because we called it all along.

Speaker 1 But the media will feel stupid.

Speaker 2 Day one, if you're Bruce Arians. Just Chefty and Jeff Darlington.

Speaker 1 Jeff Darlington will have to go back to being a NASCAR driver.

Speaker 2 Tom Brady walks through the door in Tampa Bay. Do you think Bruce Arians makes him strip to see if he's wearing a wire?

Speaker 2 Absolutely. I think he has to.
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 He's going to be

Speaker 1 your suspect. Vrabel probably, Vrabes, Coach Vrabes, would probably be the most suspect.
Like, he would definitely see Tom Brady signing with him as a Trojan horse.

Speaker 2 I don't think Vrabel wants Tom Brady.

Speaker 2 I think Vrabel, like, because they're boys. They're like, it'd be weird for him to coach his bro.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but it'd just be bros. They'd just smash yeah listen

Speaker 1 I wouldn't want to be a nickel of ultra in Nashville if Tom Brady goes there like you handle the boys bro you handle the o I'll handle the D.

Speaker 2 Yeah, cheers right and be a like coach on the field coordinator slash quarterback Tom Brady. I don't think

Speaker 2 I think that Mike Vrabel looks at quarterbacks the same way that he looks at kickers and the same way that Mike Zimmer looks at quarterbacks which is I'd rather just have a guy that doesn't create headlines doesn't get like doesn't make too many mistakes and just trust my defense.

Speaker 1 Where's the where's the best place? Are we going to do this every time?

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 I mean, dude, what do you want to talk about? The coronavirus more?

Speaker 2 I mean, if Tom Brady's going on the coronavirus, then he'll probably just play for the Chargers because they don't have any fans at their games.

Speaker 5 The Vikings. Oh, actually, the Bucs.

Speaker 1 I don't like your mocking Tom Brady. What do you mean, Hank?

Speaker 5 I thought we were doing that thing.

Speaker 1 I don't like your mocking Tom. What thing?

Speaker 5 What's the craziest place?

Speaker 1 Okay, fine. All right.
Let's do guys on chicks.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 Sorry Sorry that your boyfriend is finally on the market for the first time. You don't know how to react to it.

Speaker 5 Sup, wide dog, Mr. 35 and Honk.
My family and I had a big trip plan for over a year to go to Greece this summer, but now with coronavirus, we're not sure what to do.

Speaker 5 Do y'all think we would be okay going?

Speaker 2 Yeah, if you don't mind not coming back.

Speaker 1 What's the, what's the.

Speaker 2 And I don't mean that like in a death sense. I just mean like there might be quarantines.
And so if you I can think of worse places to spend an extra month in Greece.

Speaker 1 What's the what's the plan? Like, are we really doing the I can't go somewhere in July?

Speaker 1 Is that what we're doing?

Speaker 1 I'm actually asking.

Speaker 1 Is that how it is working already?

Speaker 2 I already started shopping for tickets to Italy in July.

Speaker 1 It's

Speaker 1 right now. It's very cheap.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 400 round trip.

Speaker 1 I just don't understand.

Speaker 1 Like, are we, it feels, and maybe I will look back and think this is the dumbest thing I ever said, but it feels like sometime around July, people were like, well, probably should have planned a vacation.

Speaker 1 That was kind of stupid of us. Always.

Speaker 5 Always have one in the chamber.

Speaker 1 Always be vacationing. ABV.
You should get that as a tattoo.

Speaker 5 My boyfriend keeps saying this is March, and he owns all these weird shirts with college basketball coaches on them. I think he thinks they are his friends.

Speaker 5 How do I make him get real friends?

Speaker 2 You don't need real friends in March. Nope.
You need your television and Bill Rafters.

Speaker 1 And your bracket, which is already busted.

Speaker 5 Hi, Mini Fridge, PFT, shared Big Ten Champ Cat. Thank you.
And the PMT Boys.

Speaker 1 By the way, Wisconsin, I don't know if you saw this fact, but the first time a team has ever won a share of the Big Ten championship with with no first or second team Big Ten players.

Speaker 5 Yeah, but you guys came in first in the Big Ten, right? We did, technically. My boyfriend is obsessed with making jokes about infecting me with coronavirus.
He will open mouth cough on me or near me.

Speaker 1 That's funny.

Speaker 5 Or touch things in public and rub his hands on me.

Speaker 2 That's classic egg.

Speaker 5 I tell him to stop, but he says I just don't get it. Right.
What should I do?

Speaker 1 Don't get it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you're not, you should get a better sense of humor because he's hilarious.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's just trying to lighten the mood.

Speaker 2 You know what a great joke is? I did this yesterday. I was in the elevator with a friend, and I go, hey, have you gotten rid of that cough that you've been having recently? It was a packed elevator.

Speaker 1 Wait, so you just stole the

Speaker 1 joke from the guys that joked on you?

Speaker 2 Well, my joke was a little bit different. Their joke was they were actually coughing, and they just told me they had coronavirus.
I think

Speaker 1 you should hit those people up and be like, Hey, I've been using your material.

Speaker 2 China's been stealing elevator

Speaker 2 for years and years. So now I'm fair plays turnaround.

Speaker 1 They're big.

Speaker 5 We know

Speaker 5 it really is. All the gossam chicks questions were just corona-related.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's taken over

Speaker 2 everything.

Speaker 2 Isn't the corona a part of the penis?

Speaker 2 I took a human sexuality course.

Speaker 1 I think the corona is

Speaker 2 who you go see after you get coronavirus.

Speaker 5 Cornea.

Speaker 2 It's like an obgen for your soul.

Speaker 5 We know coronavirus can be spread through saliva, but can it be spread through a butt?

Speaker 5 i.e., is eating ass now safer than kissing?

Speaker 2 I think the butt is disgust. The butt is the easiest hole to get any disease through.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I would say stay away from that if you're trying to fuck around with someone who's got corona. All holes, no go.

Speaker 2 Ass eating season temporarily delayed.

Speaker 1 Imagine being someone who has just the regular flu. That sucks.
To be like, this,

Speaker 1 I have to be quarantined.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's like I drove a white van during the DC Sniper episode. That's tough.
It was like, it's not me.

Speaker 5 Oh, Chip, we got a follow-up. So remember the...
The girlfriend who had her friend get a messy breakup with her boyfriend, so she moved in with her and then stayed for three months? Yep. Follow-up.

Speaker 5 I haven't even read this yet. This is a fresh reader.

Speaker 1 This is a fresh read. Okay.

Speaker 5 My best friend was the one who had a messy breakup and asked to crash my house for a bit, which ended up being three months.

Speaker 5 So she finally moved out, but is now back in a relationship with her shitty boyfriend.

Speaker 5 Me and my housemates found out when she was staying with us, she'd lie about where she was going and go and see him. She says she's happy now and things are much better.

Speaker 5 Should we be mostly pissed or mostly supportive?

Speaker 2 I think she needs to move out of the house again.

Speaker 5 But then that's the thing. Then she'd move back in with the person.

Speaker 2 But she's seeing him, anyways, right?

Speaker 1 I think you have to be like, you know what? He's not that bad for you. And just let that happen.

Speaker 2 That's one of those rules where if I'm taking you in because you're trying to end a relationship with a guy that you didn't like, and then you're still seeing that guy that you didn't like, you've forfeited your rights to my bedroom that I'm renting out to you.

Speaker 1 What you really should do is move and don't tell her that you moved. And be friends with her and speak your mind, but just don't tell her that you moved.

Speaker 5 All right, last one. What's up, boys? Especially Bad Eye PFT.

Speaker 5 My boyfriend's friend has a dog that is named Regan. Reagan, and the dog is a boy.
We all make fun of him because it is a girl's name, but he claims it's for Ronald Reagan.

Speaker 5 Is it a terrible name for a male dog? Would love to hear your guys' input.

Speaker 1 I think anyone naming any of their pets after presidents is a terrible name. Big red flag.
Yeah, that's especially, yeah,

Speaker 2 unless you name it after Clinton and he's just got a boner roller.

Speaker 1 Or

Speaker 1 if you named it also, if you named the dog Garfield, because that's funny. Uh-huh.
That would be funny. A fat guy named Slim.

Speaker 1 But yeah, what? Keep going. What?

Speaker 1 Shitty name.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Just a bad name for a dog.

Speaker 1 It doesn't matter if it's a guy.

Speaker 5 Regan's not even a girl's name.

Speaker 1 It's really hard to fuck up a guy dog name. Like, it really is.
You can name a dog,

Speaker 1 a boy dog, anything. Anything.
Literally, Frank. Larry.
Dunn. Great.
Tommy. Bench.
I mean, it's anything works.

Speaker 2 Just looking around the room. Bench is awesome.
Shout out to Trey Wingo from Anchor Man. I'm just saying things that I see.
Purel.

Speaker 1 Yeah. The dog.

Speaker 2 Great dog.

Speaker 1 Creed.

Speaker 1 All these names work. Uh-huh.
Look at him. The bobbleheads.
Just don't. Ron, Devin, Mike, Khalil, Vince, Shaq.
Although, Damon John, PowerShift.

Speaker 1 If you named your dog PowerShift, that would be pretty cool.

Speaker 2 It is kind of a smart move if you have a daughter and you're one of those overbearing fathers that wears the t-shirts that they get at boardwalks and say, if you date my daughter, I'll shoot you.

Speaker 2 It's a good idea to name your daughter after a president that nobody would want to fuck.

Speaker 2 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Yeah, like

Speaker 2 Taft. Well, probably also Clinton.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and Taff. Franklin.
Fat ass Tai.

Speaker 2 Do you think Franklin could get it?

Speaker 1 Franklin. Dude, Franklin fucked.
He had STDs. He invented STDs.
Grover Cleveland.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Grover is TV.

Speaker 1 That guy. No one cares about that guy.

Speaker 2 This is my daughter, Grover.

Speaker 1 James Polk.

Speaker 2 This is Buchanan.

Speaker 1 Yeah, who cares?

Speaker 2 James Polk, who cares? Actually, Buchanan kind of sounds hot.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Buchanan's actually a good name. Buchanan.
That's actually like a really hot name.

Speaker 2 Okay, I'm going to follow that one away.

Speaker 1 Like, Buchanan goes to Ole Miss, and she's in the hottest sorority. Absolutely.

Speaker 2 She's got seven different colors of lip gloss that all look like LU, but she knows which ones go with her boobs.

Speaker 1 All right. See you everyone Friday.

Speaker 2 Good sort of part of my take. Love you guys.

Speaker 2 coming for your love game. Shame

Speaker 2 I'm coming for your love gate. Shame

Speaker 2 I'm coming for your love.

Speaker 2 Shame

Speaker 2 I'm coming for your love gate. Shine

Speaker 2 for your love of gay.

Speaker 2 Take

Speaker 2 me out.

Speaker 2 I

Speaker 2 keep

Speaker 2 on

Speaker 2 I'm not one to say, I'd say it anyway.

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Speaker 2 I've been coming to your love of gay,

Speaker 2 I've been coming to your love of pain.

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