Coach Mike Vrabel, DK Metcalf, And Time Traveling

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Get that extra hour to sleep in. Enjoy it.
You've earned it. I didn't change my watch.
There you go. Isn't it a great feeling? It's the best feeling.
That's right. Every single year, it's like, who are the true time warriors out there that don't change their clocks in their cars or their microwaves or on your wrist? I'm ready to go.
It's perfect. It was really good to wake up and finally know the right time.
So, Hank, should we continue the discussion at all? Should we go back to it at all? We were talking before. Hank thinks we've added an hour of sun with the change.
We have. Okay.
But we just shifted. There's as much sun as yesterday.
You're just awake for more of it. We have an extra hour of sun this afternoon.
Correct. We're recording this at 7 o'clock at night.
It's still light outside, I think. And yesterday at 7 o'clock, it was dark out.
So that's all it was. We did get an extra hour.
We just added sun. But were you awake at 2 o'clock this morning when it shifted to 3 o'clock? I was not.
That was spooky. I'll tell you what.
Trying to figure out the time change with the baby was hell on earth for my brain. Because that was the first.
I thought what time was but then do babies understand no babies don't they just wake up whenever they want uh so yeah it was it was tough to figure that out it was the first time that really diva it feels felt like time put me in a mental pretzel and i couldn't quite grasp it but we're here we got here i'm just glad that they don't have like andy reed coaching football on on days like today where you just miss There's a ghost hour. He would get too confused by that.
They should really do the clock changes in the middle of the week so that everyone can have one day where they can show up late to everything and be like, whoops, sorry, dude. I agree.
I fucked up. I didn't realize that today was the day we changed the clock.
They should have Flava Flav just climb to the top of Big Ben the clock, and then he announces when it gets changed on like a random Wednesday afternoon. I've always thought it would be very, very confusing on days like today if you live inside a state that has multiple time zones in that state.
Indiana. Tennessee.
I would actually, let's throw that out there. I would love to talk to someone who works in Indianapolis but lives in Central Time Zone.
There's got to be someone out there who commutes to Indianapolis.

Please, we will have you on Pardon My Take,

and we will just ask you stupid questions like, how does that work?

Eric Ebron.

Eric Ebron, does he?

He probably doesn't.

He probably commutes all the way from Chicago to Indianapolis every single day.

So find that.

That person has to exist, and I would love.

You know what?

That's definitely a story that, because rick riley no longer is on this planet it would be great because he would definitely nail that story that's a rick riley story and he would talk to some uh old guy who's been doing it for like 50 years commuting across time zones every single day well he he could just make it up Yeah, but we would like to talk to that person. If we can't find somebody that exists in that exact description that Big Cat gave, we'll just invent the story and make it up and be like, this guy has been working his hands to the bone.
Wait, do you get an extra hour? Is that good or bad for you if you live in the central time zone? Okay, now we've gone too far. You wake up at like...
Hank's shaking his head. We've gone too far.
No, you would... If you had an hour commute to Indianapolis and you had to be at work at 9, you'd leave at 7.
So that sucks, but then you get home and have an extra hour. There's got to be someone we got to talk to.
Yeah, so it would be awful if you hated your family. Right.
Because then you have an extra hour with your family at the end of the day and you're still up extra early in the morning. So that's double suckage.
But if you love your family, it's probably good news.

And sports being on... Yeah, let's

talk to that person. We'll talk to that person.
Alright, so

time change.

Conference Championship Week is finally here.

One of the best weeks of the year. The best two weeks

of the year right now, coming up with March

Madness and Conference Championship Week.

There was basketball all

Saturday, all Sunday.

Everyone's going crazy about the brackets. Who's in and who's out.
Also blind resume season. Yes.
We have bubble watch. We should actually just do the Joe Lenardi beef right now.
So Joe Lenardi is in a beef with Archie Miller, who is the head coach of Indiana. Archie Miller.
I don't even know if Joe knows that he's in a beef because he's in his bunker. No, and actually like Joe outsmarted all of us with with the coronavirus stuff he is probably the most immune to coronavirus because he seals himself up in that room for two weeks every year he's good so he's gonna merge out into the daylight like i am legend on april 1st and be like i've done it it was all worth it we'll have to we'll have to like take cells from from joe linardi's body to figure out how to to go forward with the human race yes uh archie miller after losing to Wisconsin on Saturday, said, when I was in the Atlantic 10, Joe Linardi was my best friend.
Now he's crapping on Indiana to get people to watch his Sesame Street show. Now he can go back in the trash can where he came from.
Now, I actually don't think they were best friends. What he's saying is Joe Linardi sticks up for the little guy, for the A-10 little guys.
Now he goes against the mid-pack, lower-pack of the big conferences like Indiana this year. Yeah, calling him Sesame Street, that's a sick burn, though.
It is. Like saying you're Oscar the Grouch, go into your trash can.
It's tough to come back from that one if you're Joe Lenardi. But this is like the two-week span where Joe Lenardi has superhuman powers.
I don't think he even – Joe doesn't know that he's being trash-talked. He probably wouldn't care.
Nope. He seems like the kind of guy that's like if they're talking trash about you, that means that you're doing your job right.
Yes. You got haters.
Listen, when you get into the bracket business, you don't do it to make friends. Yes.
It's also the week where we get to see the knockoff Joe Linardi's, and I always feel really bad for those people. I mean, Jerry Palm, who CBS has been trotting outotting out there he knows.
You can just look at his hair and you know he knows because he doesn't even I don't think he even knows that they've made products for hair like he just takes a shower and he just walks out of his door whatever it looks like but that's a guy who's got a face of I'm number two and it's not even a question. Yeah, you can't compete with Joey Brackets.

He designed this industry.

Nobody owns two weeks in a very niche area like Joe Linardi does.

Maybe Mel Kuyper around the draft.

But even Mel has McShay.

Maybe the Cleveland Browns the first week of January when they're going coach shopping.

But you can always pencil Joey Brackets in for these two weeks.

This is his time to shine.

So there's really no point in trying to upstage him if you're that Jerry Palm guy. Yeah.
Yeah, you just have to come in. He basically just comes in.
He does his job, and he goes home, and he just sits. He probably eats a really sad, wet turkey sandwich every night in his hotel room being like, what's even the point? Cornflakes and water for breakfast.
You're not overtaking Joey Brackets. Joey Brackets has got me.
Archie Miller also told him to go back in his trash can. I'm trying to find if Jalen Artie has responded.
He probably, again, doesn't even know that this has been lobbed his way. Well, that's the thing about Joey B is he might live in a trash can, but Oscar the Grouch was very happy in his trash can, and Oscar's had a run of, what, like 40, 50 years? So that's exactly what Mr.
Brackets is trying to do with his life. That's probably not even an insult to him.
No, absolutely not. Absolutely not.
So that's going to be... Also, Joe Lenardi has a weird simmering beef with Bill Walton, which I can't tell if it's real or not.

I don't think Bill knows if it's real. No.
You see him blowing bubbles this weekend with Dave Pasch? Yes. He's fascinated.
Yes, and now he's going to get to go to Vegas and take his bike out into the desert and have a great time with the Pac-12 championship. Yeah, so when we interviewed Bill Walton, was that two and a half years ago, three years ago? he struck me as being confused

as to whether or not the Statue of Liberty

and the Eiffel Tower that they have in Vegas

was... was that two and a half years ago, three years ago? He struck me as being confused as to whether or not the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower that they have in Vegas was actually the real Statue of Liberty.
But he was amazed by it nonetheless. Yes.
So it doesn't matter if it was real to him. That's all that matters.
Shocked and amazed. By the way, Washington, if you're looking for long shots, Washington and UNC, those are the two teams in their don't you don't think UNC UNC Cole Anthony said that they were a top 10 team right now when like a week ago yeah I mean they've got the best coach in the nation but I think you know his his players let him down this year you can't put this on Roy Williams dark horses Washington's finally put it all together even though they've lost like a million just terrible close games that they should have won.
I do want to say congratulations to your Wisconsin Badgers. Well, that's my who's back.
We'll get to that on my who's back. Okay.
Yeah. Okay.
The Badgers are back. We'll do that on who's back.
Thank you. Thank you.
All right. Other things we have to get to before we get to who's back.
The Lakers are in the NBA finals. So congratulations to them.
As first reported by Magic Johnson. He said, this is after the Clippers-Lakers game today.
Laker Nation, after seeing what I saw today from the Lakers defensively and offensively, they are going to go to the NBA Finals. There you go.
Now, they did just beat in this weekend, they just beat what most people would say are the second and third best team in the league. They beat the Bucs on Friday, and they beat the Clippers on Sunday, who the Clippers, with all their healthy guys, were 10-0 until that point.
I don't understand. We talked about this a couple weeks ago.
I don't understand how LeBron James is somehow still at the height of his powers at 35. It's incredible.
They're very good. Now, would you say that the Lakers are better without Magic Johnson working in the front office? Because they've kind of turned it around ever since he quit being team president to be a full-time tweeter.
But he got LeBron. And his Twitter game has gotten a lot better.
I would say that Magic Johnson's Twitter game is better without the Los Angeles Lakers involved in his life. Yeah.
So it's like both sides. It was a win-win situation.
LeBron was also asked about the possibility of playing games in front of of no fans he said that if there are no fans he's not playing so like a little reverse of load management it's good for him but when the fans take load management he's like no it's not worth me showing up oh you didn't even read the whole quote doesn't understand that like there's people that watch at home though yeah no no the whole quote was if there's no fans uh there's he's not playing playing and that he's done his research and he doesn't even think the coronavirus started in China. China would never start something like that.
Did he say that? Yeah, he said that. He was like, and I just trust that China's always doing the right thing.
Please, China, get the league pass again. And the videos that come out of Wuhan being completely shut down, those are all doctored.
We tried to say some nice things about the Lakers and LeBron there. It took us about 90 seconds to start making some shots.
It is funny because I tried. I won it on the record.
I tried. It's the exact opposite argument of what you get all these letters to the editor and they're like, I took my seven children to go see LeBron James play basketball.
I saved up for five years to buy nosebleed tickets to be able to afford this. And then he sat out for that game.
Load management. And now he's not going to show up if the fans aren't there.
Right. Yeah.
Right. Okay.
So speaking of coronavirus, a little coronavirus update. It seems like it's not going away.
That's what it looks like. Purell didn't stop it.

I still think it's a bitch.

I'm going to chug.

I saw some people that were making their own hand sanitizer out of Tito's vodka and aloe vera.

Okay.

So I think if you stay drunk, then it's going to kill all the incoming virus and it won't be able to attach to your cells, right?

Because alcohol is an antiviral.

Absolutely.

That's absolutely the case. The SEC is staving it off i don't know if you saw the map all the teams in the sec west there has not been one coronavirus so the sec defense is absolutely back uh we also had uh corona play nobody pal governor cuomo said uh in an all-time i never take the new New York transportation system or any transportation system in the planet had this tip for people who are afraid of the coronavirus.
Says if a subway car or bus is crowded, try to take the next one and avoid other densely packed places as New York tally hits 105 coronavirus. The next train is always better.
The next train, you just wait, and there'll be a next train that will not be as packed.

That's how the trains work.

Exactly.

There's actually nothing more frustrating than being in a subway station, and then you're forced to take the next train because it just keeps going and doesn't stop.

Yes.

You feel like, what the hell, what's going on?

Oh, the empty train that just speeds by, and you're just like, what the fuck?

Yeah.

I said this somewhat facetiously, but thinking about it more, if you told me there's a 0% chance you'll ever get coronavirus if you always go down to the train station and wait for the next train. So no matter what happens, you see a train and you have to wait for the next one, I'd probably just take the coronavirus.
That seems like a fate I would not wish upon my worst enemy to have to wait always in per in perpetuity for the next train yeah although it's like you're getting your practice rep in you're doing like a visualization of the first train that here's how i'd walk on it yeah yeah exactly it's like you you pick your spot you're like okay i know exactly what i'm gonna do when it's the real deal when the next train pulls up i i still think the coronavirus is a little bitch. I'm kind of afraid of it, but I still think it's a bitch.
People are reporting that in closed circles, you're not saying it's a bitch. No, those are inaccurate.
In private conversations, you are no longer calling it a bitch. But I have considered just intentionally getting this round of the coronavirus because all I know about infectious disease is from the movie Outbreak.
And so I know that it's going to mutate at some point. And I want to get the first one that's more treatable.
The easy one, yeah. The easy one.
And then I'll have all the antibodies in my system. Right.
So if you have coronavirus, slide in the DMs. Let's have a little TV party.
Do you feel a little bit to blame for some of the hysteria? Oh, absolutely. Yeah.
Yeah, totally. I mean, you started hysteria in this office.
reported one of our colleagues had corona no i said it was likely it turns out it was just the flu it was it was the normal casual you came up to me after you're like hey it turns out he just said the flu i was like yeah i know he definitely didn't have coronavirus yeah uh that was listen better safe than sorry true so i don't know better better alert everyone and have everyone panic than no one panic and be ready for it. I actually think that this office is one of the safest places in the city.
Because we live with rats and mice. Yeah, exactly.
So we are immune to everything. There was a mouse that had babies because there's just been, I've seen a bunch of baby mice.
They're cute. I know.
I saw one last Sunday. It's so cute.
So cute. I kind of wanted, maybe we should get like a terrarium or something.
we should actually get a big mouse like playhouse and just put a lot of food in there and then trap them i would think about it you turn on you turn on you watch a sparstoolgold.com slash pmt and you just see a bunch of mice running around in a fucking terrarium i'm totally fine with mice we could race them yeah we could gamble on the mice uh mice are very cute rats is where rats are gross rats are fucking disgusting but yeah i back to uh cuomo i just love this is a bigger picture thing we're in we're in politics season because it's an election year i just love any politician who tries to give advice in any way to normal people and they just tell on themselves that they haven't been a normal person in a very very long time just uh when you're at the supermarket uh try to avoid crowds yeah yeah yeah yeah when you're at the supermarket buying your 15 gallon of milk uh yeah just don't touch anything when you're at the when you're at whole foods getting your extra extra extra virgin olive oil and your certain oil and your full-time living assistant is picking it up, make sure that they wash their hands before they bring it back to the house. Yeah, when your maid comes back from the grocery store, make sure that he or she takes an entire bio bath before entering the house.
Listen, when you're handing your check for $80,000 to the escort service, make sure that you wear plastic gloves so that you're not spreading the disease. Oh, think about that.
Politicians probably have to wear condoms this time around. God, that sucks.
That is. This is where the real problems start.
That's why they're declaring states of emergency everywhere. It's like, this is no good.
My dick can't breathe. Oh, fuck.
Wouldn't wish that on anyone. All right.
So let's do our who's back. Then we have Coach Rabel and DK Metcalf coming up.
Hank, would you like to start with your who's back? Sure. I got a couple.
The first one continue on the coronavirus talk, but masturbation is back. Oh, yeah.
Okay. Never left, baby.
A report came back that masturbation boosts your immune system and could raise your white blood cell count, helping you fight off infections and illness. Okay, so we're

pounding off to build up those antibodies.

Damn.

The NoFap subreddit's gonna have a

real problem with that one. Yeah, big time.

My other who's back is CoachKillerKyrie.

Uh-oh. So, Kenny

Atkinson, who was...

Many people were saying was one of the better coaches last year,

took a young group, like, really brought them together,

got them into the playoffs. He got fired yesterday, and people are saying it's Kyrie and KD.
Okay. Well, it's not KD because we're trying to get him on the pod.
So... And well, so this is...
But I feel like Kyrie and KD have to be on the same page in some way, shape or form, right? I don't know if anyone's really on the same page as Kyrie. Yeah, Kyrie.
So Kyrie, you think it is, without a doubt, Kyrie was like, this guy stinks, get him out of here? Yeah, because last year they were such a tight-knit group and they performed so much better than expectations. Who else? Where's the difference? Joe Harris got paid.
What changed from last year to this year? Joe Harris got paid. They backed that truck up.
I feel like Kyrie. That's got to change things.
Seventh head coach in nine NBA seasons. Kyrie Irving.
So, I don't know. You tell me.
Now that, Hank, you bring up a good point. He definitely.
Seven and nine. He gets like a new book every month.
And then he like learns some new philosophy like theory every month and then tries to apply that at work. And then he comes in and he's like, hey, coach, sorry, we got to let you go.
I just finally realized what the xenon's arrow paradox is all about. All right, so what you're saying is that the new coach for the Nets, whoever that may be, needs to become an author and write a book on why you

should never fire your coach.

Yes, exactly.

And then just slip it into Kyrie's locker room, boom, problem solved for at least a

couple months.

Yes, he needs to have Jordan Peterson write a book about why he's a good coach.

Yeah.

And then Kyrie will read it and be like, yeah, this guy's sticking around for a while.

This guy's right.

Yeah, the Malcolm Gladwell theory on why coaches should never be fired.

Yes.

Malcolm Gladwell explains why Joe Pronte is actually the best coach in the entire NBA. What were you saying about, what did you say? No, I'm saying he's like Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting.
Like he reads the book and then just uses that to attack. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, yes, yes. Okay, so Coach Killing Kyrie is back.
It was nice of the Nets to announce it as mutually parting ways. Because, of course, you mutually part ways in a totally random coaching decision with a month and a half left in the season.
Mutually. They mutually decided.
I think the Nets are still in the eighth seed, I believe. They're still in it.
I don't know about right this second. They're trying to catch some of that hockey magic firing your coach midseason.
The Nets beat the Bulls today. The Nets had 28 turnovers.
Jesus Christ. And they beat the Bulls.
That's actually impressive. People are saying the Bulls should get Kenny Atkinson.
Sure. Jim Boylan, I don't know.
He's still building something. He's building something.
I don't know what it is, but he's building something. PFT, who's your who's back? My who's back.
That's our seven right now. Oh, they jumped up.
My who's back is women. So it is International Women's Day.
If you're interested, International Men's Day is on November 19th, I believe. Is that different than Staking a Blowjob Day? Very different, yes.
Interesting that they made National Women's Day on the 23-hour day. Oh, Hank! I just saw someone tweet that.
Whoa, Hank! I love that. I just saw someone tweet that.
They're stealing. The patriarch is always, always be stealing.
And so you know the brands and the corporations are getting it. We talked about Shell Oil is now Sheel, and now oil is down.
So you have to wonder, is there a link between that? Did Shell get too woke and take their eye off the bottom line of their business? And now oil futures are down 30%, many people are saying. What's up with you and oil today? you know it's down oil is huge news right now oil it is what do we got what are you telling what aren't you telling us what aren't you telling us about oil brought up oil like three can't we just start a war well no not with saudi arabia because they're very good now i'm getting got it what i'm trying to get at is i'm getting paid by mbs got it uh he's like the mike bloomberg of the middle east and so he's paying me to say that Saudi Arabia is good.
Nice. My other who's back of the week is USA Rugby.
They beat Fiji. Great.
Yeah. So that's huge.
Fiji finished first place in the world last year. But what did we finish? And we beat Fiji today in the elimination round.
So we lost third place. Third place.
We're playing for fifth. Fifth place.
But we beat the man. We beat the former number one team in the world.
Got it. So that technically means that we're kind of the best team.
Just after they lost everyone. Like a load management situation for them.
Okay, my next who's back of the week is ESPN Plus sucking shit. Yeah.
So I don't know if you guys bought the MMA fight on Saturday night. Justine Juszczyk.
That was a great fight. Her head looked like it exploded.
It was like a Manning child mated with Mars attacks. Mated with me taking a picture of her head on my TV.
It did look like a Joe Buck picture, but that's what her forehead looked like just in the natural environment of it. It was an awesome fight, though.
And then the final fight sucked. And I told everybody to buy it.
That's my bad. That's on me.
I like Stylebender. But ESPN Plus was absolutely atrocious.
It kept glitching out every like five seconds, ten seconds. You know what it was? All the conference games, all the random conference games you had to watch on there.
They put West Virginia Baylor on there. That's awful.
Yeah. It's bad planning.
So I don't know. Can I get a refund for that? Yep.
Absolutely. It was very bad.
Especially considering you paid like $79.

I can't imagine working for a company

that had any sort of technical issues on

pay-per-view situations. Never.
Uh-uh. Not gonna

happen. Alright, my who's back is,

we alluded to it, but the Badgers, they're all the way back.

Number one

in the Big Ten tournament,

they won a share of the

Big Ten. Share.

So, equal parts. But they are the number one seed.
So they got all the tiebreakers. Who are they splitting it with? 50-50? No, Michigan State and Maryland.
But I'm being nice to Maryland because I know Scott Van Pelt gets very upset when you say anything bad about Maryland. And he likes to point out that Wisconsin had to play Nebraska twice, therefore helping their schedule and just completely ignoring the fact that Maryland played Northwestern twice.
But that's neither here nor there. Wisconsin's back.
I think I said this two weeks ago. I was sniffing around it.
I'm fully believing in this team. Fully believing in this team.
I kind of believe in them too. So here's the game plan.
Now that I fully believe, we are going to probably lose on Friday, which is the first game for them in the Big Ten tournament. But you'd probably rather lose that game, right? Exactly.
So we're going to lose so that it then gives me a little pause, and then I'm like, but you know what? Now we're rested, focused, everything's in front of us. They...
I want to say they're going to get to the Sweet 16,

but I also could see just a heartbreaking second-round loss.

I don't know.

Either way, I'm all the way in.

I could see Final Four.

I'm all the way in.

I mean, I took a future 100-1, no big deal.

Basically going to retire if they win the national championship.

I want, well, I'll be honest with you, Big Cat.

Good chance they do.

This year's Wisconsin team, you were saying in the past that that team that made it so far that lost to Duke, that was the one chance that Wisconsin would have. Correct.
This year, it's so wide open. There are no great teams.
Kansas is pretty great. So Kansas, but yeah, they've got...
Gonzaga, but they've never been to a Final Four. Right.
So you don't know. They're not battle-tested.
Wisconsin, this could be the year. If it's going to be a year, it would be a year like this.
Yeah. And there's no dominant team.
Hey, PFT, I know you love these storylines. You ready for one? Mm-hmm.
Joe Burrow won a national championship, college national championship. Where did he go to college before he went to LSU? Ohio State.
Hmm. Micah Potter, Badgers, very good player.
Where did he go to college before he went to the national championship, which is where Wisconsin will end up being? LSU. Nope.
Ohio State. Duke.
Oh. No, no.
Ohio State. Yeah.
Ohio State. So little, we could just start drawing some lines.
Okay. Brad Davidson's playing out of his mind.
He hasn't hit anybody in the dick in like a week. We won on Saturday against Indiana in Indiana and they weren't even calling charges for Brad Davison.
That's when you know Wisconsin's got it rolling. There were two or three times where they blatantly didn't give Buzzcut Brad the charge that he should always.
He has a birthright for that charge. Right.
That's like LeBron beating you when he's not hitting his mid-range jumpers or Steph Curry not beating you when his wife is making weird cooking videos instead of going to games. When he's holding her in a winery with a half chub.
That was a great picture, wasn't it? It was a hot picture. But either way, I know that people get mad whenever the Badgers do well.
People were coming at me on Saturday after they won a share of the Big Ten title. I've got to say it again, a share of the Big Ten title.
Don't worry, you'll have your chance to shit down my throat and watch my dead body on live stream at some point in March. So just hold on tight.
It always happens, right, Hank? It always happens. It's looking like this year could be an Elite Eight or a Final Four for you.
I just want them to be in the East so that we can watch them at Madison Square Garden. Okay, let's get to our interviews.
Coach Rabel, and then we have DK Metcalf. Before we do that.
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Okay, we now welcome on recurring guest and very good friend of the program. It is Coach.
I call him Coach. It's like Raves.
He gets mad when I call him Coach. It's like Eli Manning.
I was like, congrats, man. What a career.
Unbelievable. Phenomenal.
He's like, thank you, Coach. And I'm like, Eli, cut the bullshit.
That's nice, though. Can we just go with Raves? He goes, yes, sir.
That's a very Eli story right there. Are you mad at Eli at all about the Super Bow Super Bowls no I mean that's that's sports that team got better you know that's that's a great example of a team that was a wild card that played us very tight at the end of the year the last game uh and they improved to their credit they were playing the best football at the end of the year that's a it's a great message to not only my team but a lot of people is he a hall of famer you know I don't I don't vote the Hall of Fame, but I mean I really try not to focus on Hall of Fame and this and that.
The guy played really well in big games. Okay, so he is.
Or he isn't. But he played very well in big games.
So he is. I mean, if you guys got to vote, would you vote? Yes.
Well, it's not the Hall of Very Good. And he was very great.
Don't hide behind those glasses. You want me to go raw dog when you interview?

No, don't do that.

I'm raw dog when you interview me.

We'll all blow up.

Come on, Fraves.

I like that you're committed to the vest game, by the way.

Love it.

Stay vested up.

That's it.

Team-ish.

Talking about the Giants, your team obviously didn't get all the way to the Super Bowl,

but there was a little bit of that peaking at the right time last year.

Were you, after the season over, could you have a moment where you're like, man, that was really good. Like we.
It was. And I tried to tell our team that I think they were frustrated and everybody was disappointed that we weren't going to be able to play for a championship.
But I was proud of the way that they continue to improve from where we were the early part of the season. And we did, we were playing our best football late but I think they also realized and I and everybody did that that's a tough road to go down a four straight road playoff games is essentially what we did was Houston, New England, Baltimore, Kansas City and that's not the way that's not the recipe to to win a championship we're gonna have to play well enough during the season to be able to host some of those games.
Yeah. So during the start of that playoff run, you guys play against New England.
That was a great game. Before the game, you played what was it? Catch Me If You Can? Like a clip as like a motivational...
So I always enjoy that movie with Frank Abagnale Jr. And the dad is in debt and he needs to get a loan And he pulls his son up in this Cadillac and they're in these nice suits.
And young Frank doesn't understand what they're doing. And his dad's like, we're going to act like we have money.
And this bank manager is going to walk out here and he's going to open the door for us. And Frank's still figuring all this out.
And then he says, you know why the Yankees always win? He said, because they have Mickey Mantle. He says, no, because everybody's always staring at the pinstripes and i kind of like it and just a nice message to be like there's going to be when we get there and we go out on the field there's going to be six banners that say world champion boom boom boom like that's not gonna determine the game was my only point was like let's not stare up at the banners and worry about what they've done we got to go to go try to compete with them.
That's like Hoosiers measuring the hoop. No, same difference.
Ten feet. Ten feet.
Same thing. Ollie getting on the guy's shoulders.
Come on. Ten feet.
All-time moment. I almost want to go call my dad and cry right now.
Yeah, let's do it. You probably knew all the tricks that Belichick was going to pull out, like putting the giant thermometers in the hallways, letting you know that it's actually like ten degrees colder than you think that it is just keeping everybody updated on the weather report yeah all right so let's talk about the tricks when you guys when you basically became a time traveler in that game how long had you known that that loophole was there and for a while it's just unfortunate that we were never in a situation to use it you have to be ahead in the fourth quarter right um in that situation with the clock running outside of five minutes and you know whatever the league chooses to do we're going to play by the rules that they give us and and that was available to us were you when you like saw the situation and it first clicked like oh here we go like i'm about to time travel well i think you just try to especially to belichick you know i think what you try to do is try to anticipate what the situations in the game can be um you were excited don't give me coach speak well no i'm just trying to say like it's not like spurred a moment it's like okay depending on what happens here like are we going to go for it um you hit and then we had a penalty so it was like it was a perfect storm you did the rainbow road shortcut you just jumped past like you know half of the track right it was it's it's something that we felt like could help us win the game as coach speak as i could possibly be whether whoever was on the other sideline we would have executed that situation in that moment though as it was happening as you were time traveling were you trying hard not to smile because you knew how cool it was no i mean i think that i've realized i've gotten good at being able to to vomit and puke in my mouth without showing when bad things happen so i try to do the same thing when good things happen it's just try to stay keep my composure okay so after the game after that game you had some fun with tom brady's hyenas video uh do you think that's going to hurt your recruitment of him? I thought that was actually a great compliment to our football team.
Because that's who I think we want to be, is these animals that hunt and travel in packs and are competitive, vicious. And I think that's how we try to approach our game and our preparation.
Okay. So, and then afterwards in the hallway, you and Tom shared a moment.
I read that. And then afterwards, I think you were asked, and you were like, we're going to keep that between us.
So now that you're here, what did you guys say? Well, I mean, it's like Tom's there with his family. I'm there with my family and the kids.
The same thing. I mean, I don't even think we talked about the game.
It was about the kids. Those conversations haven't come up.
I have a relationship with a lot of guys that still play. Very few tomatoes grown locally.
It's a great time here. We have Whole Foods.
There's a Whole Foods in Nashville. You like live music, Tom? Okay, well, I got live music for you.

I don't want to get you into one of these tampering situations

because I know the league, they monitor this stuff.

They pay attention.

Don't worry about getting me into anything.

Just ask whatever question you guys want.

Here's the thing.

Hank legally changed his name to Tom Brady yesterday.

So if you were to recruit Tom Brady to come play for you,

what would you say to Tom? What's Hank doing? He just moves the camera back and forth a little bit? His name's Tom. Yeah, Tom.
Tom Brady. Tom Brady.
His name's Tom Brady. So if you were to recruit Tom.
He wants to work for the social media team for the Titans. Tom Brady wants to work for you.
What would you say to Tom? We have Twitter Nate. We know Twitter Nate.
He's been a longtime fan. We've talked to him.
He was with the Rams and now with you guys. Talk to him.
Pitch Tom Brady over there. I haven't followed what he does.
My new guy is Dana. Dana's taking beers.
He's getting married. Are they really doing it? I'm going to be a bridesmaid.
I think so. Can I be an usher or something? Bride the groom and walk him down? What are you doing on Saturday? It's at Denny's in Las Vegas.
This Saturday? Yeah. I'll be at the combine.
Oh, shit. All right.
How much do you – like, what do you actually get out of the combine? Because we were talking about – I love the interviews. I love being able to sit down.
I try to pretend like I'm you guys and just grill people and grill players and just misdirection. So what's the go-to interview question? No, it changes.
Do you cat or a dog? I don't, like, write it down. I don't write the questions down on a notepad and go down there like you do.
Either way. But I just kind of go and whatever they say, I try to follow up.
Don't defend what you have written down. T-shirts, hyenas, Derrick Henry.
They're really getting married. Yeah, they're getting married on Saturday.
Marriage made into heaven. Literally added Denny's.
Denny's restaurant. They look like they're in love and they're having fun.
They are definitely having fun. Ask us a combine question, though.
Give us one. Just one.
Maybe one that you used to use that you don't use anymore. We walk in.
We're in our sweats. Hey, coach, I don't look you in the eye when I give you a handshake.
Red flag. Put your hood down.
You know what I mean? Like the guys that have the hood down. Give me some eye contact, right? Sit up straight.
No, I mean, it's just they got to try to find a way to get us to want to go

and watch more of their tape.

And, you know, sometimes are they engaging?

You know, one player said, what's the best part of your game?

And he goes, aggressiveness.

And I was like, the next time you say the word aggressiveness,

say it a little louder than aggressiveness.

That was actually a negotiating trick, though. Whisper, and then the person has to say, what? Now you're the beta.
No, it was, I'm aggressive. I'm like, are you? Yeah, I never really understood that because it's supposed to make you and control the situation if they have to lean in to hear your whisper.
I didn't lean in. Yeah, you make their voice come to you.
Speak with your chest. But I like seeing the players interact.

I like seeing how they operate when in a group.

They travel everywhere for four or five days,

and I always ask them, like, what's the guy in front of you?

What's his name?

I don't know.

I said, you've been with him for three days.

He's been right in front of you in every line you've gone to,

and you don't know his name?

Like, what kind of teammate are you?

What's the guy behind you?

What's his name?

Right. That's a good one.
What about how many how many uh light posts are there in new york city manhattan island of manhattan light posts yeah there's 19 000 okay that's actually that's a good guess i exactly know how to figure those questions do you uh look at hand size no for a kicker no no foot size foot size because those soccer. Because those soccer shoes, if it gets over 14, they don't make them.
They don't make them small. Yeah, so if they have too big of a foot, they won't be able to wear the soccer-type cleats.
This is a moot conversation because you would never draft a kicker because you hate kickers. Your kicker didn't attempt a field goal for like six weeks.
No, that's why we just did red zone all week. We just practiced red zone so that we would just go down there and we knew we were going to be able to score.
Never have to kick. Right.
That's revolutionary. Was that actually part of your thought process? I actually have been – we're going to try to adopt.
I'm going to make a proposal for the XFL. We're just going to do the two.
I like that. The one, the two, and the three.
I like that. Just put it on the three.
Yeah, you'll be like, no, put it on the ten, and the rest will be like, sir, you can take it. No, we're going to the ten.
No, I want the ten. When you brought in Cody Parkey, did you have a moment where you're like, so what happened there? No, just tried to evaluate what his confidence level was, and he did a nice job for us.
And, you know, we did. We went through some turbulent waters with the kicking game and uh

you know it's something that that we'll have to certainly um improve on okay do you need uh an

extra camp leg yeah we are we're looking for uh you know i don't know if you saw any of the film

i did it i did it i apologize i've heard about it but i think sometimes with those glasses i think

it can throw off if they're not polarized or that sports lens did you kick with the glasses

Thank you. I didn't.
I apologize. I've heard about it.
But I think sometimes with those glasses, I think it can throw off. If they're not polarized or that sports lens, did you kick with the glasses? I'll get the visor going.
Yeah. I'll get a reflect visor.
It'll work. It'll work.
If you need a camp leg, I'm deadly accurate from 35 yards. I'm serious.
If you need me to come out there for a week. What was your sports background? So I played rugby.
I played a little bit of football. I played soccer, baseball.
And rugby was college, high school? I played rugby in college and then for about 10 years after. And he's going to try out for the new team with Dave Ebener.
I can remember. Yeah.
He is. Owner.
He's going to try out. So they would have these clubs, and they basically would have tournaments for reasons to bring like 40 kegs to the fields.
And they would just – I mean, they would come from all over the place and come to Columbus. Not a frat.
Not a frat. No.
Not a frat. It was a rugby club.
And they'd just come and they would beat the shit out of each other for two days and then just chug beers and hug each other after the game. It's a decent sport.
Yeah. Our big trophy in college was the golden keg.
It was actually a keg that we had spray painted golden. So, again, not a fratat were you at ohio state when joe burrow was there no joey was um i was gone i was in houston you got to do like a press conference like i never would have let him out the door um i mean that's that's how it goes i mean the guy in front of him got drafted 16th or whatever so pretty good yeah but it's going it's pretty good when the backups at your school or you know national champions places.
How would you go about tackling Derrick Henry? Great question. Probably gang tackle would probably be the best way that I would hope for right now.
Okay, I'm going to rephrase that. You and Derrick Henry one-on can tackle.
No higher than the kneecaps. Could you hit him? Could you take him down? Right now? If he wasn't looking at me, I could probably take him.
He'd have to be looking the other way. Look, kid's deer.
Didn't you get hurt in a practice drill this year? Hurt? Yeah. Not injured.
Hurt. No.
I thought you did a practice drill and you got got like a little banged up oh i might have cut my hand punching at the ball i hit his face mask that's nothing no that's yeah yeah um big cat do you want to ask him about his penis or should i uh you do it uh so do you still have your penis i i do last time i checked before i came i used the restroom after the interviews okay so what was that about so first of all why didn't it was that because i didn't want to go on the podcast i didn't want to have taylor and will basically own me on their podcast i wanted to go on there i wanted in they were having so much fun doing this thing the bus is cool and i would went on um and i just didn't want to sit on there and just be boring i just was like whatever i'll answer all their questions and And Taylor was laughing, and if Taylor's in a good mood, then I'm in a good mood. So it just kind of came to that.
Is it a little awkward that you're a bigger fan, a part of my take, than Bustin' with the Boys? You know, you guys are original. You know what I mean? You guys are kind of like the OGs.
So I think that they would have the bus here. They would actually have driven the bus or shipped the bus to Indy.
Shipped. They have too much money.
They wouldn't. They do.
They do. I'm like, Will, this is a great deal, man.
You've got an investor that, you know, no matter how bad this thing does, you're always going to have money being thrown at you. So the answer is it is a little awkward because you obviously love us more than you than you love your own player.
No. No, I just think that these guys, eventually they'll surpass you guys.
You guys will get lazy, you guys will be veterans, you guys will get tired, you're shtickleware, Will's motivated. I think they'll pass you guys.
I highly doubt that. That's good.
That's the funniest thing you said on this show. That is good.
So that's like the story that you came in to tell on this show to make us laugh just like you came to the other one to talk about your dick. What about your pinky? Let's do your pinky next year.
Let's do it right now. If you win the Super Bowl, you cut off the tip of your pinky.
Which crooked one did you want to cut off? Ooh, look at that. See, that's interesting.
You're right-handed, I'm guessing, right? Yeah, how'd you know? Okay, just because you're not a freak. Good guess.
You're not a witch. Gnarly fingers.
How about, yeah, the left one. Your left pinky's all fucked up anyways.
Just the tip. Just the tip.
Just to see how it feels? Just the tip. Just if you win the Super Bowl.
Ouch out, you're on my hair. Yeah, yeah.
Just from the nail down, the top of the nail down on the left hand. You got that.
That's easy. That's your right.
That one. That's the one I want to see down.
I'll even make like a little finger guillotine for you. You know they measure, and when they measure the hand size, they'll be like right pinky deformation, and they announce that.
Really? They'll be like hand 10, left hand pinky deformation 9 and 7 8s. Wow.
That's kind of cool. Yeah.
That's official. Insider info.
Yeah, that is is you think they should actually measure tip of the thumb to like tip of the middle finger like i don't even know where they measure i have no idea i just try to watch the tape does it matter at all because we were having this debate that it gets overblown by media but at the end of the day i would imagine if you're sitting there evaluating a guy you'd prefer them to have the tape is always going to rain. The tape is always going to win out.
And then there's a lot of other things that go into it. Okay.
What about the mustache? Why'd you shave the mustache this year? Oh, yeah. Because you were on a nice little street.
I just felt like it was time. It just – Jen hated it.
You know, it just – it really looked – it was brutal after a while. I felt great.
Yeah, as somebody that can't grow a mustache – I mean, Jeff Fisher called. He's like, you need to shave.
No, you looked awesome. It was cool.
Magnum P.I. Do you think you're a little bit of a hard-o for doing all these pregame workouts? No, like it was no big deal.
Nate, make sure you come with the camera over here. Make sure you get me planking.
Now, you know that's not true. It was no big deal deal for the last six five years that i actually worked out before the game when i ran on the field or did push-ups on the silence then all of a sudden i don't run because my achilles is going to blow out the back of my leg so we do this ridiculous workout just to do something and it gets blown out of proportion this guy wants to try to out plank me and do all this other stuff.
I was just working out before an XFL game. You thought that the cameras weren't on you at an NFL game.
You haven't seen an XFL game. No, and I'm like, the problem is we're going to have to do good form.
The camera would be right here, and I'm like, this is ridiculous. It's like three and a half hours before the game.
Did you actually ask the cameras to go somewhere else? Yes.

Yeah, you're like, get a better angle.

Yeah.

I would put a different filter on there.

Yeah.

Make sure I look hot. Get it from the top so it looks skinny.

I want everyone to talk about planking.

Skinny arms, guys.

Skinny elbows.

Yeah.

Sorority elbows.

You love it.

You love that attention.

You guys are in front of a camera your entire life.

I would think that you love it a little bit more.

No, you are a football guy through and through.

I know that you're actually just doing it because you would do it if there were cameras there, if there was no one there, if it was a parking lot. It feels good to sweat sometimes before a game.
I literally have done it the entire coaching career. Ohio State, Houston, Tennessee.
Did Urban ever come over and just kick your hand out? Like the million dollar man? Like, sorry, he seems like that kind of villain. No.
No. I learned a lot from Urban.
I did. I learned a lot in the time that I was at Ohio State.
Do you think he's going to coach again? I don't think so. I think he's enjoying his family.
I think he enjoys the TV. He loves coaching, though.
Sure, he's very successful. Very good at what he does.
Yeah, he does. I don't know.
It feels like the first year that he was on TV, he hated being on TV.

He got more comfortable.

Yeah, I thought he did a good job.

The second year, he felt like he was a little bit more comfortable.

He did a good job this year.

Yeah, but he's going to coach again.

Does this thing have to move if I move back?

Yeah, you can do whatever you want.

Yeah.

You're the boss.

You're coach.

You are coach.

What was it?

Still vrabes.

What was it about?

Still vrabes.

In the middle of the season, you were like, you know know what the answer to all my problems is ryan tannahill you know there was we all needed to play better we needed to coach better and play better um and it was a move that i thought was best for the team and in the best interest and ryan took advantage of his opportunity it was crazy i mean you were such a big story, I feel like, of this season and how you finished the season, how you went in the playoffs. Are you worried at all, though, in the offseason? We were talking about this at the beginning.
Having that momentum carry over? It won't. I don't think.
I think confidence. And this was the same message that I gave our team, that the confidence that we play with and practice with can carry over.
But the momentum has to build throughout the week. You have to have a good practice on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, tighten things up.
And it's got to mean the momentum during football games. You can't just say, oh, we're just going to start off hot and we're going to have a fast start.
And if we don't have a fast start, then we just can everything everything but the confidence that you play with like you know i'm trying to relate something athletically that you may or may not have done this this pot maybe maybe you were you know i mean when you're ripping those hot dogs right yeah yes good point and i'm like the first run was like okay i was coming out of those cuts yeah i've been coming out of those cuts and i'm the hot the dogs are going down easy you're confidence and momentum, and then the next time you do it, you've got to build that same momentum up. Okay.
I understand it now. So during the week, do you have – I know because down at LSU, they do like Tell the Truth Monday, No Repeat Tuesday.
Yeah. Turnover Wednesday.
They have like different names. Yeah, we just have Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
Ooh, that's in a row. Uh-huh.
Saturday. How did you come up with that? Wow.
Out it. Saturday.
It just kind of was, you know, when you play on Thursday, you back up the schedule. So, Monday night football, you know, Thursday is a Wednesday, Friday is a Thursday, Saturday is a Wednesday.
You always try to, you know. Saturday, you just blew my mind.
Well, when you play on Monday. Wednesdays are for the boys.
Yeah. Which day are for the boys now that you've confused us? It would always be Saturdays, right? Saturdays, yeah.
All right, so you've got to play more games on Saturdays. I have one last question.
We don't. We play noon Sunday.
Yeah, that's true. That's weird that it's noon for you.
It's great. Yeah, I think central time is the best time to watch sports.
No question. Last question.
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You've told me this story.

I don't know if we said it out loud, but are you, after the whole Penn National deal,

are you a little, do you have buyer's remorse that you didn't invest in Barstow?

Because you said that there was a day in time.

There was a day where we would walk that, Lonnie Paxson was walk his laptop around.

And it was the janky. What year was that? 03? Okay.
Maybe. 04? 5? 04, 05? I mean, it was right around there.
I can't remember. I mean, but it was janky.
And it was usually a couple clips and a smoke show. And we're like, Lonnie's like, hey, check out this site.
And we're like, okay, you know, it's kind of cool. And then I'm just, you know, really obviously excited for you guys and what you guys have done and just gotten to know you guys.
So no buyer's remorse. You could have invested.
Should have. Could have bought the whole thing.
Should have. Right at that moment.
Would have. For like nothing.
You might not have been as hungry, though, if you had gotten fat and rich based on, you know, your early investment. I am fat and rich.
Yeah, oh, that oh that's a good point fat and rich is a great that's a great name for like a country band or just that's a good t-shirt fat and rich it's just life goals right there that's it all right so yeah that actually would be a great autobiography fat and rich is a way to go through life uh-huh it is it's fun it a great life. You don't let it beat you down.
My last question, just the name Dean Pease. That's just a funny name.
That's a good question. Dean's amazing.
If we would have made it to the Super Bowl, Dean would have been the only coordinator to ever coach for three different teams in the Super Bowl. Whoa.
Patriots, Ravens, and then he told me that after he retired and I'm like, sorry, Dean. Are you just taking over the entire defense now? No, not the entire defense.
We have a great staff still working through that process of who's going to call plays, but we have a great staff and we added two new guys and looking forward to it. That was a great coach speech.
We're still working through that process. You know exactly who's going to be calling this next year.
Ended on coach speak. Yeah, I mean, you know, you have a plan for everything.
We're like, yeah, we're still working through that process. We're talking to the right guys.
We're trying to formulate our protocol for next year. You know, and then we'll see whatever happens.
We're building a matrix. Yeah, we're trying to just put our guys in the best place to win on Sundays.
That's all you got to do as a coach. That's perfect.
You got to get your guys in the right mindset to compete. There's a fine line.
There's a fine line between having fun and then reverting back to Coach Beacon. Actually, I try to think that it's an art.
Click right back into it. All set.
Coach Vrabel. Vrabes.
Thank you. We got to go to a game this year.
Come on down. Bring the podcast.
Let's go one-on-one versus Bussin. I think the Bears might be playing in Nashville this year.
The Bears are playing. Chicago drank Nashville dry last night.
I heard. Arthur told me.
Arthur showed me videos of them taking over. They drank all the beer off of Broadway.
And that was when the Bears were like 8-1 and they were returning. And they destroyed.
Yeah. I think it was like 55-21.
We were returning every interception for a touchdown, and then it just didn't sustain, and we just fucking cratered. I mean, I think it'd be cool to go down for the Thursday night Jaguars-Titans game.
Yeah. Is that going to be at your pitch? Mm-hmm.
Throwback jersey. Yeah.
A color rush. Oh, yeah.
You got Minshewed. Your ass got Minshewed.
Second or third week? Yeah. That was the start of Minshew Mania.
How'd that feel to get Minshewed? talk about a mustache yeah great mustache yeah you were probably we were brutal that's probably why you grew your mustache out because you saw that minchew beat you and you're like to be the mine was grown after the season all right thank you guys a lot of fun thanks proud of you guys that interview with mike frable is brought know that one sandwich you always crave? The one that just hits every single time? For me, it's a simple yet perfect combination. Boar's Head Oven Gold Turkey.
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Okay, we now welcome on recurring guest, DK Metcalf from the Seattle Seahawks. He is in studio.
First of all, looking very spring, New York. You got the Yankees hat.
You got everything set up, but you're here for more important things. You have a race with PFT coming up.
You also have a feud with PFT. So let's get to the bottom of it.
How the hell did this feud even start for people who might have missed it um all i know is i was tagged you know

out of the blue and uh you know i felt like he was trying me so well i didn't first of all i didn't tag anybody it was started by the person who runs the barstool instagram account they showed me demonstrating the proper get off technique in a 40 yard dash i actually went back and watched some of your film when you ran the 40.

Your, like, .004-yard split was not great.

Like, the start, I feel like you could have done better on.

And so I was demonstrating that good starting technique to Stephen Che, who works in our office here.

And they tagged you, and they said,

I think PFT could beat DK in a race.

I had no part in that tagging, but then you responded.

And when I got brought into it, I had to finish it. I mean, I responded with just, you know, you can say that when you know you're going to lose.
Right. You're not losing anything.
Okay, so what was your 40 time? We all know your three-cone drill was terrible, like the worst of all time. Yeah.
What was your 40 time, though? I think my 40-yard time was, I mean, just look it up in the record book. Fine, you want to be difficult? It's in the record book.
You know I was coming in as like going to play straight down to the neutral guy but you're pushing me towards PFT here. You got an attitude.
What do you want me to do? You just said my 3 cone was like the worst. It was objectively like the worst 30 cone.
Did you see the video? No, I did not. Did you get hurt? I slipped three times.
Oh, you slipped three times. Exactly.
Why did you change the longer studs? Your judgment is not good with the cleats. I slipped three times.
I came off a great performance at the combine. I was just trying to get home to see my family.
4-3-3. 4-3-3.
That's pretty good. And would you say your vertical leap was 14 inches? 40 and a half.
40. I always get that confused if you say 14 or 40.
40 and a half. Okay, 40 and a half.
That's pretty high. Mine is 25 and a half.
Well, no. That's basically the same thing.
Yours is just proportionally. Yours is you dunked before.
I've dunked before. With a smaller ball.
Where? Like a ping pong. Nine foot rim.
No, a 10 foot rim. Nine foot.
Yeah. I dunked a ping pong ball at one point back in high school.
No one saw it. No one saw it.
Just me. No.
I feel like a 25 and a half inch vertical leap from me proportionally is better than a 40 inch vertical leap from you because you're already so tall. Proportionally.
What do you mean by that? It's like a flea. I told you you're shaped like a mini fridge already.
That one hurt. Now, that one felt like it was a little bit of body shaming, which we don't do in 2020.
You're ripped. You got abs.
PFT, it's winter season. PFT could get ripped if he wanted to, but he doesn't want to.
It's like 60 degrees outside. No, he doesn't want to.
He doesn't want to show people up. I feel like it would actually be a bad look for me if I was jack was jacked up it's like you can't have it all you know you got this really attractive dude has enormously successful podcast somebody wait and and he's able to finish 350 pounds it's not fair somebody's not to you it's kind of like your skill set you're super fast you're super athletic but you can't actually like run in different directions besides straight ahead exactly like if you could do it all that would be unfair.
Exactly. So that's kind of what he is.
You're not an Andy Turner. I can do everything, but not very well.
So I can't do anything elite. So it's kind of like the perfect Jack of all trades, master, none situation.
You're a pot of gumbo. Right, exactly.
I'm going to run through. I'm a pot of gumbo? That's pretty good.
Actually, gumbo is delicious. That's a compliment.
Somebody from Mississippi, that's a huge compliment. I don't take that as a disrespect at all.
I see Coach O everywhere in here. That's a good compliment.
Pot of gumbo. Did Coach O actually try to recruit you? No, I was too young.
Oh. He was the OC DC at LSU when I was coming out.
Yeah. So that would have been weird if he tried to recruit you for defensive line as a 12-year-old.
That would have been funny, though. Were you recruited to only play wide receiver, or was there a coach that tried to get you to switch up and be a linebacker? No, I wasn't always as big coming out of high school.
Yeah. I was like 6'1", 185.
Did you have one of those moments? I always find it curious with pro athletes. Like one day you just woke up and you're like, hey, now i'm five inches taller and a lot bigger and a lot stronger after i broke my foot uh in college really um i was in the gym twice a day so i grew massively i broke my foot two years ago and got fatter every time i wake up is that why you make the xfl yeah i got i have a jones fracture in my left foot my plant foot right oh that i have a jones fracture in my left foot.
It's tough. It's like one of the hardest injuries to come back from.
Every morning I wake up, I'm like, maybe this is the day. Then I woke up and I'm just a little taller, a little bit more in shape.
But it hasn't happened yet. You still wake up still like that? Yeah, yeah.
But it hasn't happened yet, but who knows? Maybe I'm a late bloomer. You don't think it's too late? No.
Never give up, oh man. No, absolutely not.
With science, the way science works these days, you never know what could happen. It may be too late.
Yeah. Okay.
So just some highlights from the back and forth that you and I had. Because you had some good lines.
The mini fridge line, I admit, that was good. Although, I feel like a mini fridge, that's a pretty cool thing to look like.
Who doesn't like mini fridges? Look at that mini fridge right there. That's a cute mini fridge.
Yeah. It's very cute.
I mean, it's just like there, though. It's adorbs, thoughorbs though it's like there all right so you said it's easy to say that you can beat me when you know that you're slow you said that to me and i said ask your girl how slow i am and what i said unicorn no no no no no no what did i say what i say what i say when you saw the unicorn trash talk emoji were you like man this guy he means business no i was I don't look at emojis as you know scary tactic she said you slow and you fit the stereotype what does that i don't understand i don't know the record too there are two young children in this room right now it's a little weird but yeah that's okay keep going i'm deceptively fast yeah is that what you mean like i'm first one in? No.
Coach's son? You're the first one in and the first one to leave. Okay.
If you know what I mean. All right.
And I said that's not the only thing that she says that I fit. So something to think about.
Yeah, we don't have to get. Yeah, we don't have to.
That was a little eh. Don't make me add a three-cone drill to this.
I've been on the TB12 method. I told you that one.
Yeah. What did I say after that? What did I say after that? And then after that, you said, hang on, I'm scrolling down.
Oh, he's scrolling past that. No, I'm not.
No, I'm actually scrolling down. All right, so since his memory is a little blurred right now.
No, I'm getting to it. He DM'd me and was like, hey, I know we're two competitive dudes.
None of us are going to quit. So this is Call of Truth.
I was also in the- You were the first to DM that? Well, I told him off the record. You DMed them that? Because I knew you weren't going to stop.
I wasn't going to stop. We were doing these interviews.
I was like, how much longer am I going to be talking shit with DK Beckham? If you're so competitive, why truth somebody? Make the other person quit. My phone was running out of batteries.
And then you said, then you screen grabbed that. You found a charger quick then.
Damn. Then you screen grabbed that and you put that out there.
So I was like, okay, let's keep it going. What did I say? I'm trying to find.
You called for a truce? I didn't call for a truce. Sounds like you called for a truce.
You called for a truce and then I said he looked like Fabio's homeless cousin. Oh yeah, that was good.
I didn't realize that. Yeah, so then he replied with, you look like Fabio's homeless cousin.
Which you don't understand is a huge compliment to me. It's not.
Like Fabio is probably the hottest person to ever live right male or female exactly and saying that i live like his homeless version no that's he's got the same genes yeah homeless cousin is still like your cousins look a lot like you that's good no yeah no that's good that was you you kind of screwed yourself on that one what else and how to finish basically it just it devolved into me saying that you can't turn that you're like mike i said west coast mike wallace i think yeah that wasn't a good one why not mike wallace he couldn't he ran a nine route that was it i mean but he was successful in the league are you do you actually like practice other routes have they gotten that part of the playbook for you or is that um i mean if you watch some of my film i i do run curls. You do? Yeah.
Okay. And you put your blinker on when you're trying to run a curl, slow down, let everyone know.
Okay. What's your favorite non-go route to run? A combat.
Oh, okay. I've got two straight lines.
That's weird because you weren't very good at them on the Instagram battle. Damn, got you there.
There you go. Got you.
Oh, now that's messed up. So I think this is going to end up being...
That's fine. I want coronavirus from you anyways.
This is going to end up being a beef. Yes.
Seattle. Did you just come from Seattle? No, I haven't been to Seattle since the offseason started.
Nice travel. What round was that?

Second round.

You guys lost in the second round.

Actually, no, I can't even make fun of you because I wanted you to beat the Packers.

Okay, so I think you guys are just never going to fully get along but have a mutual respect in the trash-talking game.

Yeah.

Is that fair to say?

For an athlete, you're a pretty good trash-talker.

Yeah.

For an athlete.

For an athlete. And if we're going off your three-cone drill, I don't know if we can even say athlete.
I'm just being, I'm stating facts, right? Like, is that not a fair fact? I want to, I want to, if someone watched your three-cone drill, they wouldn't say athlete. You said you're going to be neutral.
You said you're going to be neutral. I am.
But you keep throwing little sleep jabs in there. No, I had to just say that part that if we watch you.
You're stuck on three cones. If we watch.
You want some ice cream? No. Yes, I actually ate some just an hour ago.
Listen, I know. You can't hurt something that I know and say openly.
So I actually just ate ice cream no more than an hour ago. So you are an athlete.
How many scoops? For the most. I don't know.
It's probably three, four. Is it a bowl? Three, four.
Three, four. Three, four.
All right. Three or four.
Yeah, which means five if you actually go by real math. Okay, so I found the actual blog that's got the rest of it.
So here's some more highlights. Okay, you said what's more embarrassing, not making the XFL or being named ****? You brought my dead brother into it.
That's number one. I replied with, if only I kicked as straight as you run.
So brought it back to that whole not turning thing. So Fabio's homeless cousin wants to call a truce, and that's when you posted the screen grab.
The truce hurts you, PSP. It's called a screenshot.
It does hurt you. The truce.
The screen grab. Being the first to call a truce definitely takes points away from you.
Well, so I said, DK, I would like to propose a truce to you. Neither one of us will back down to all-time great competitors just competing.
That's bad. Hold on.
What did I say on Twitter? That's bad. I think you said probably the same thing on Twitter.
That's like sending the DM like, ha-ha, just joking, dude. So on Twitter, he was like, me and DK are going back and forth.
We'll see how long he can last. Oh, and then he said the truth? Yeah, and then I was like, we'll see how long you can last.
Pops, like, you're going to need some Viagra. Yeah, I do like that you call me Pops, though.
That's kind of like a sign of respect. Oh, I didn't call you Pops.
Like, you know, you're old. That's what I was getting at.
Then Then we got into a gif off. You posted a gif of yourself.
Or do you call it gif? I don't know. I don't know what it's called.
And then I hit you back with a gif of myself. And you said, no free ads.
Send dad bod some supplements. And so, no, you said Nesquik.
Send dad bod some supplements. Again, talking about dad bod.
Then I talked about the Packers and how they beat you, which you already knew. Was it Dad Bod to me or was it to me? No, it was Dad Bod.
I was going to say, don't make me bring up the three-cone drill again. Yeah, and then you said Tom Brady's just faster.
What's your secondary? Lingerie Football League? I said, if I cared about the underwear Olympics that have nothing to do with the real game, I would have just watched your combine tape.

Boom.

That was good.

That was good. And then you put some crying faces, and you're like, let's see that vert.

Cry face emoji, cry face emoji.

And then you kind of backed out now at the end.

You know that you were the one that pretty much tapped out.

You said you were welcome.

We should do this again sometime.

And we're doing it again right now.

And we're doing it again sometime. So you kind of.
No,, here's my point It was between me and you Trash talking Then you want to bring my quarterback And my secondary You're running out of stuff to talk about Me? Does it? Yeah. I mean, I like to compare you to an aircraft carrier.
So, like, you're powerful and you go straight. And then you turn by degrees of, like, 1%.
They tell everyone. They're like, hey, tomorrow we're going to turn.
And then they turn the aircraft carrier. There's, like, five dozen little tiny men that live in your head.
Another slick joke. And they start cranking.
They start pulling the buttons and stuff. The rudder just slowly moves.
So in this 40-yard dash, a race that we're doing, am I allowed to have a curve in the track or a corner to go around? Is there a curve in the regular 40-yard dash? Yeah, he's allowed to. I'm the neutral arbiter here.
Yes, he is. Some sort of a shuttle run.
Yeah, that's whatever you want. Bro, right.
I mean, I'm passing you. I know I'm going to beat you, so like.
Okay. All right.
Well, should we go see? Well, let's see. Let's see what happens.
Let's go find out. All right, so me and DK just got back in from a race.

I beat you by, what, six yards, seven yards? I mean, when the evidence comes out, then I'll let y'all, you know. Yeah, Big Cat, as a neutral party, what did you see happen out there? I mean, you technically won, yeah.
There you go. Let me say that.
Who? BFT did. He won.
How did he technically win? I'm now the third wheel in a budding love relationship that's going on between the two of you. So I'm just going to let you guys hash it out.
You guys are clearly enjoying each other's company a lot, running up and down hallways and stuff. The most important part is Big Cat just said technically PFT won.
I mean, technically he did. How? He said race, I go,

and then he beat you down the hallway.

While he was talking to me,

like telling me,

all right,

we're going to go around

another corner,

and he sneaks off.

I didn't see that part.

All I know is race,

I go,

he won.

Football's a chess match.

When you go up against

a good cornerback,

you're going up against

Jalen Ramsey,

and he's like,

hey,

DK,

I'm going to do press coverage

on you right now,

and then he doesn't?

Are you like,

hey,

he cheated because he lied to me about what he was going to do? Or are you like, he beat me? All right. Are we playing football or are we racing? We're racing.
Don't, you know, mix sports right here, bro. We just raced.
And I pulled my hamstring. And so I'll probably never be able to race ever again.
Bro. I would love to do it again.
I would love to. No, no, no, no.
I would love to. All right, when your editor gets this, don't cut anything out.
He's sitting right there. Hank, my boy.
Yeah. Don't cut anything out.
All right. I'm telling you, I would love to do it again.
I wish I could do it right now. You're not going to cut anything out.
I'd like to beat you right now again, but unfortunately, my hamstring is clear off the bone. I'm not worried.
You got it, bro. Okay, well, DK, thank you for uh coming in thank you for losing to pft in that race better luck next time i don't know how to end this kind of awkward for you like better luck next time right i mean you guys are clearly best friends now so enjoy that at least you have that what's weird is now now i am going to be rooting like really hard for you because i if you win a super bowl i'm like i beat that dude in a race that's crazy i crazy.
I could be doing that. You guys came as enemies and left as friends.
That's kind of how it goes. All right, DK's leaving, so that clearly he's showing that he did lose.
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Okay, let's get to some segments. And you're going to be able to watch the race with DK.
Yeah. We'll put it out on our Twitter account later on today.
But fucking roast him. Roast him.
Slowpoke. He probably is going to retire, if I had to guess.
Yeah. I hope I get a call from Pete Carroll to try out tomorrow.
And I'll show up shirtless, too. Or at least to be his muse that you can get him back into the right mindset to play football.
I'll be his turning coach. Yes, yes.
We just figure it out. Just say, hey, DK left, right? I'm just going to walk in front of him and occasionally once or twice a day, I'll just drop a cone.
One of those circular cones in front of him and he just has to avoid the cone. Or just cross him up see if he can can actually like get around you probably not no probably not um all right shoe roast for the la rams new logo leaked logo which seems to be correct it is it first of all i thought it was the chargers logo it looks like it's got a c it looks like it's got a c it's a a Ram shell shaped in a C.
It looks like the Chargers, which I'd have to imagine if you had a list. If you're sitting in the Ram's PR room and you're designing this new logo, at the top in bold letters, it should say, please make sure there is no ambiguity with the Chargers.
Yeah, two things. One, don't include the Chargers.
Two, if we could avoid using the word St. Louis in connection with the Rams.
Right. Those are really the only two steps you have to follow.
That's it. And they didn't do one.
It makes me think that maybe it's a combination hat. Oh.
It's like the L.A. football movement.
I like that. We just like football out here.
Right. It's like a Drake hat.
Or the Carmelo Anthony wears the Mets Yankees hat. Yeah, exactly.
Right. Who doesn't do that? It's a hat specifically for Drake as he decides which NFL team to become a fan of.
It does have a scene. It's like the Rob Lowe.
Rob Lowe roots for any team that's in the championship. It's got like a Fibonacci spiral type thing on it.
It's just very strange. It's weird.
It's weird. And the Rams have a good logo, so I don't know why they're changing it.
Yeah. They should always just be the blue and the yellow and the Rams swirl.
Right. That's great.
It's a perfect helmet. I don't know why.
Some of these logos, they just overthink everything. At least, like, there's so many cool things you could do with the LA and the Rams.
Like, just have it be, I don't know, two people playing volleyball. Two very attractive people playing volleyball.
That's a pretty good idea. That's it.
Like, that's the logo. That's the whole logo.
What do you think about it? Some for the guys, some for the boys. The best logos in sports are usually the simplest.
Right. Like, the Yankees logo.
Pinstripes, yeah. Pinstripes.
The star in Dallas. I'm not saying that I like these, but they're the most universally known logos.

Right.

The easiest ones.

The Dodgers. That's a cool logo.

Right.

It's just LA.

The ball cat.

Yeah.

The Dodgers logo is actually low-key awesome.

You know what my favorite logo in all sports is, though?

It's a little bit more complicated.

It's the Brewers logo.

Fuck the Brewers.

Because the Brewers.

Shout out Christian Yalich for getting money, though.

Get paid, dude.

It's got the mid on there. Yeah.
And it's got the letters M and got the letters M and B That blew my mind when I was like 12 years old It's like the UPS logo Or is it FedEx? FedEx has the arrow going forward. Part of my take, the logo for us No, don't tell them Don't tell them No, don't tell them the hidden meeting.
They'll figure it out Okay, figure it it out. You've got to try to figure it out.
Let's just say we were very high when we created it, so you might have to do so too. People think we just threw that logo together.
No, there's a very subtle hidden meeting that tells you everything you need to know about this podcast. One thing that isn't shown on the logo, here's a little behind the scenes tip.
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They can be carriers, but they cannot have coronavirus. Dogs, bro.
Dogs. Rex Chapman.
Watch this person die. Then dogs, bro.
All right. Tebow update.
He's been sent out. That's fine.
He'll be back. I think he went two for 13 this spring.
So he's going to what, double A now? They might even just make up a fake team for him to go play on to be like, hey, this guy's still doing this. Okay.
If I'm Tebow, I hold out at this point. Because the Mets are so incompetent that they don't even know what they have in Tim Tebow.
Some may say that the Mets continually cutting Tim Tebow and putting him down in the minor league is the only good roster move they make. Well, that's what I'm saying.
So, like, Tim Tebow makes them feel smart every year. They're like, okay, we know what we're doing with baseball.
We see this guy's slash line. It's like 183, 212, and 312 or whatever.
So we know, okay, that guy's bad, so we're going to get rid of him. Good job, us.
Yes, we know how to scout him. Any competent team would see Tim Tebow and see the value in him, not for his talent at baseball, but just for his overall Tim Tebow-ness.
And having him on your team is a good luck charm. He's like a walking, breathing, circumcising rally monkey.
That's true. He is the ultimate mascot for a team.
Any competent Major League Baseball team would know that they need to bring Tim Tebow into their clubhouse for their Major League squad. Sad.
It's very, very sad. So Tim Tebow, maybe next spring.
Hope spring's eternal. Well, it's nice of them to cut them this early.
It's like when you watch Hard Knocks, and they usually cut the pretty good veteran early because they're like, we want to give you enough time to find another team. Find another team, yeah.
We'll tell everyone when they call that you are not terrible. I think Tebow's put enough on film where he should be getting calls.
His shoes were untied when he tripped over his own feet last week. You know what? The SEC Network will probably call him and be like, hey, Tim, it's fall again.
Are you done with that? Okay, cool. You're back.
Do you think he actually rides the bus? Maybe. Maybe.
He probably does just because he wants to say that he did. Yeah.
With my guys. I was just one of the fellas.
Or he takes a hotel or he takes a flight to the hotel and then takes the bus with the fellas from the hotel to the park. Then like rode the bus again.
Yeah. It was tough.
It was a lot of traffic out in Daytona. I just feel bad

because I want to see Tim Tebow in a

Major League Baseball game. I think we

addressed this, but the Astros should absolutely

sign Tim Tebow to just get hit by

pitches, and no one would want

to hit Tim Tebow.

I think people would still want to. Do you think they'd

bean Tebow? Yeah, I think they're going to be beaning the jersey,

not the people at this point. That's a good way to look

at it. Yeah, they're going to be beaning

everyone. Actually,

do you see Carlos Correa just get

Thank you. Yeah, I think they're going to be beaning the jersey, not the people.
That's a good way to look at it. Yeah, they're going to be beaning everyone.
Actually, do you see Carlos Correa? Carlos Correa got buckled by a not great curveball because he thought it was coming at him. That's going to be in their head all season long.
It's going to be awesome. So excited.
It's in a sneaky way. Rob Manfred, I'm going to actually come all the way around and say you did a good job because you kept the story alive

and made people want to watch

the Astros for the rest of the year,

even if they're not Astros fans. I know.

It's going to be great. It turns out

that every single pitch looks like

a beanball when you're a world-class asshole.

Yeah. Slash, you don't know what's coming.

Yeah. That's the key part.

That's the key part that they don't change. Yeah.
It's a little tough when you don't know what's coming. Yeah.
Yeah, that's the key part. That's the key part that they don't change.
You don't hear the bang. Yeah, it's a little tough when you don't know the off speed's coming.
All right, last up, I have an idea. You guys ready for this idea? We're going to be millionaires.
I alluded to it at the beginning. I have an idea.
It dawned on me when I was walking on the street, I think on Thursday or Friday, and a guy walked by me, and he had a shirt on that said karate black belt and i was like fuck man that guy respect he could have totally made it up but is that still in valor hold on i don't think it's stolen valor if you do stuff like you can't obviously steal valor when it comes to the military you don't want to do that. You don't want to be a police officer, firefighter.

That's stolen valor because those people are putting their lives on the line.

Well, it's also you don't want to be in a situation where it's like, is anyone here a police officer?

And you're wearing a shirt that says, I am a police officer.

You're like, fuck.

That's stolen valor.

But when it comes to hobbies, can you really steal valor of a hobby?

So my idea is, and this is actually where it's not even stolen valor we are going to start pmt karate and sell the shirt and how about pmt power lifting and pmt i don't know whatever name anything that that is like a cool hobby pmt rock climber you could say like pmt power lifting regional record. On your shirt, and no one's ever going to question like what regional record do you have? Do you not think that we could sell these? PMT black, PMT karate black belt.
Uh-huh. Like you, according to us, we are the heads of PMT karate.
You listening right now, you have a black belt. Yeah.
So you are not stealing valor. You could wear that shirt and you probably won't unless you get into a fight.
No. In which case.
No one will fight you. That's the whole point of wearing the shirt.
People will see. Guys want to be you.
Girls want to be with you when you're wearing a PMT weightlifting shirt. As far as I know, having a black belt, the major qualification for that is just knowing not to get into fights.
Right. Being really good at avoiding fights.
All you have to say, we'll maybe even put an insert like Larry Stock with the shirt and be like, if anyone says that they want to fight you, just reply. I actually had to register my hands as weapons, so I do not want to fight you because I'll have to go to jail.
I always thought that if somebody was wearing like an and one shirt or a really hardcore no fear shirt that said like, I don't well with others it seems others have a problem with losing yeah but you weren't a good athlete and you still wore that shirt that is more stolen valor than dressing up like a fake army person right like it's like no you're not good at sports dude right you can't wear that you're good at basketball yeah there's nothing better when like people have like are dressed in like head to toe under armor and clearly haven't been to a gym in forever and they're ready to go. But don't you think...
And it has to be subtle. So we're not going to have it be PMT Karate blazing in the front.
It's going to be on the pocket. It's just going to say PMT Karate Black Belt.
That's pretty cool. It's like the female body inspector shirts too.
Yeah, how does anyone stop that? PMT Wallet Inspector. Well, that is stolen valor for doctors.
So gynecologists. doctors so okay gynecologists you don't want anyone to think that we are gynecologists but mt gynecology program yeah i i think we could have a whole line of people yeah we could do like pmt md yeah objen why not why not we are saying that you're just as good as you right now listening you're just as good as a doctor.
You right now listening, you're just as good as a doctor. You've been on WebMD.
We should actually sell WebMD, like MD shirts. That's good, too.
What about like PMT Millionaires Finance Club? Yes. Boom.
Yes. There's so many that we can do where we just create these clubs.
Yeah, we create these sayings, these shirts, and people can join them, and they walk around, and everyone's going to be like, holy shit, dude, that guy's a millionaire? PMT astronaut camp. Yes.
Astronaut training academy. Yes, yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to make it, yeah.
PMT, like top gun fighter. Astronaut training program.
Yes. Cadet.
Cadet graduate. Yes, yes, yes.
So I think this is the future of all of our shirts, Bubba. We need you to mock these up.
Just lying to people. No.
No, it's fine. No, we are.
Lies are good. No, this isn't a lie, though.
Lies are the way that you keep your brain creative. No, this is not a lie, though, because like I said.
It's using your imagination. We started PMT Karate.
All you have to do is listen to a podcast to get a black belt. Congrats.
There it is. How's that a lie? That's not a lie.
We got it powerlifting. You watch this show.
You see the clips. We have a bench press right here.
You powerlift every day with us. PMT fighter pilot training academy.
It's getting close to stolen valor. We don't want to get all the way there.
Well, how come there's no fighter pilot training academy for people that aren't in the military? They just want to fight pilots? People that are just sick at playing Microsoft Flight Simulator and watched Top Gun too much growing up. We could do that.
We'll workshop it. But look for the new line of clothes that just basically, I mean, we could just call it the small dick line of clothes.
Because this is pretty much what it is. Like if you have a small penis and are overcompensating in different ways like myself like that's that's really what you're going for pmt big dick havers association pmt bmw owners like that we got this pmt i i star in porn movies yeah this is listen guys we're we got you by the way of you did you see that porn hub is they're trying to like go clean now what you mean? They're kind of like the mob.
Pornhub is now making- They're olive oil businesses for real? Yeah. Pornhub is trying to make actual real movies.
I'm in. If Netflix can, anyone can.
They just need to put that two second sound clip there at the start of any movie and I'll watch it. Well, yeah, because the whole time you're like, when's the fucking gonna happen? Alright, instinctively click to three quarters of the way

through whatever movie it is. I'm in.
I'm in.

Alright, we'll see everyone

on Wednesday. Who do we have on

Wednesday? Oh, should we do Damon John?

Talk about business ideas.

We fucking have business ideas with him.

What is he called? Power? Power Shift.

We Power Shift with Damon John.

Yeah, if you can, read the book before Wednesday's show.

We go into detail about it. Power Shift.
Damon John. Yeah, if you can, read the book before Wednesday's show.
We go into detail about it.

Power Shift.

Love you guys. I'll be God in a table day.
I'll say, ooh, I ain't lying about the lights. No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch.
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