Shark Tank’s Kevin O’Leary, Hand Size Season And Guys On Chicks

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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take, we have Mr. Wonderful, Kevin O'Leary from Shark Tank.

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You get $10 for free, $10 to ASPCA. Today is Wednesday, February 26th, and it is officially hand-size season, Combine season.
Everyone's freaking out.

Speaker 1 I have a take, PFT, but I first wanted to know what you thought about the hand size of our friend Joe Burrow.

Speaker 2 I thought it was perfectly normal. I thought nine inches is a great great inches for your hands.
So you measured me a couple years ago when you went around the office.

Speaker 1 Please specify that it was hands. I measured you.
Well, you've measured a few. I've measured you.

Speaker 2 You've measured me, and I was a little bit under nine inches a couple years ago. Somehow, I've grown since then.

Speaker 1 Lengthening your hands.

Speaker 2 I've been, yeah, somehow using different

Speaker 2 hand massaging techniques. I'm up to a full nine inches, if not a little bit more now.

Speaker 2 So Joe Burrow, I guess he was under. Was he under?

Speaker 1 No, he was nine inches.

Speaker 2 He was nine on the couple years ago. I think now, regardless, Joe Burrow is nine inches, which is the cutoff.
Right.

Speaker 1 And what did Golick say? It's more than enough. It's more than enough.
Nine inches is more than enough.

Speaker 2 He can take his nine inches anywhere he wants, and somebody will be satisfied.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So, all right, so my take is this.
I think the pendulum has swung so far into mocking Combine season, I actually hate it now.

Speaker 1 Because what happens is, with everything in media, we mock it to the point where everyone now sees the hand sizes be released.

Speaker 1 They see the measurables, and they start saying, oh, this is the dumbest thing ever. Who would ever think a hand size would correlate to an NFL quarterback being good? And it might not.

Speaker 1 It probably doesn't

Speaker 1 directly correlate. But like everything with the combine, it's a ton of data that all gets put in a pool of...
I think we both agree watching the game film is still number one. But

Speaker 1 would you not rather have a guy with a bigger hand than a smaller hand?

Speaker 2 I would rather have a guy with a bigger hand.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's it's so stupid.

Speaker 2 Here's where they need to get even more granular with it, I think. The most important inches in your hand come between your thumb and your index finger.

Speaker 1 Well, it's like the NBA does, the NBA doesn't even do the pinky because they

Speaker 1 go from the middle finger to your wrist.

Speaker 2 That's exactly what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 It should go from like here to like your index finger to the tip of your thumb or your middle finger to the tip of your thumb because that's where your grip strength is going to come in. Right.

Speaker 2 They should measure that distance, not to the pinky. Pinky doesn't really make all that difference.

Speaker 2 It's just like if you're measuring somebody's height why not just measure to the top of their eyes because every inch above your eyes is wasted inches like from your eyes to the top of your head right a big forehead i know it can mean you're the next Peyton Manning, but it's usually just like empty real estate.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, big brains. So that's why we have the Wonderlick.

Speaker 1 But we'll get the Wonderlick results. People will freak out about those.
We'll get the random draft questions that get asked and everyone will leak that and be upset about that.

Speaker 1 I just think the Combine has become this thing where we mock mock every single scout and every single team and how they do it. And some of it is very silly.

Speaker 1 Like running a 40-yard dash, I'd rather see, are you, you know, Jerry Rice wasn't the fastest guy. He's a Hall of Famer, one of the best of all time, if not the best.

Speaker 1 But at the end of the day, like putting all this data together, it's not a bad thing.

Speaker 1 It's not a bad thing to be like, hey, this guy's got big hands. He might be...
Have you ever thrown a fucking like vortex? You can throw it a million miles.

Speaker 1 Like if you throw a big NFL football, it's harder. It's harder to grip it.
It's It's harder to throw a better spiral. That's just a fact.

Speaker 2 But you can throw a baseball farther than you can throw a golf ball.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 that's like density, right?

Speaker 2 Yeah, but that's the same as like vortex to a regular football. There are other

Speaker 1 technical differences. A little smaller of a football.

Speaker 1 You could still, when you grip it, you know, you can, when you have a small football in your hands, you know you can throw it farther with a better spiral.

Speaker 2 I agree with you that the measurements are there for a reason. Right.

Speaker 2 And it's not like nine inches as opposed to nine point seven five inches, or nine inches as opposed to eight point seven five inches makes a world of difference.

Speaker 2 Like I know, Jake Fromm measured in at like eight and seven eighths. Oh, this is another one of my favorite parts, though.
Everything is out of eighths of an inch.

Speaker 2 So if you measure in at like nine and a half inches, it's really nine and four eighths of an inch. Right.
So everything's based off that scale.

Speaker 1 I just think right there matters a little bit.

Speaker 2 There's not that much of a difference between eight and seven eighths as opposed to nine, where that magical cutoff is.

Speaker 2 But there is absolutely a benefit to having a big hand if you're trying to grip a football in like the rain or in the cold. Right.

Speaker 2 There's definitely, yeah, but what where they lose me a little bit, and I actually kind of love this, is that they measure the kicker's hands too.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but they measure everything. Yeah.
I mean, if he, you know, if the play falls apart, he's probably going to be throwing the ball around.

Speaker 2 As a kicker, I can tell you 75% of our job is just playing ping pong in the locker room. Right.

Speaker 1 So big hands are important. Yeah.
I just think it's so funny because it has swung all the way.

Speaker 1 I know that there's been some antiquated things that have been exposed with scouting and how we do things. And obviously analytics

Speaker 1 made everyone a smarter football fan and it's good.

Speaker 1 But at the end of the day, like some of these things, we can scoff at it, we can laugh about it, but I would rather have a quarterback with a 10-inch hand than an eight and a half inch hand.

Speaker 1 I just would. I want to know.
If all things else were equal. Obviously, if there's like a great player who has an eight and a half inch hand, he's unbelievable.

Speaker 1 Like Patrick Mahomes has nine and a quarter. Obviously, that's not the thing, the deciding factor.
But if all things are equal, I'd probably have the guy who's taller and has a bigger hand.

Speaker 2 When it comes to my quarterbacks, I want a 10-inch hand. When it comes to my defensive lineman, I want their penis to break through their compression shorts when they run the 40-yard dash.
Exactly.

Speaker 2 I'm a simple man with simple tastes, and I'm trying to scout for the best football team I can make. And those are the two thresholds that I look at.

Speaker 1 It's also interesting that some of the shortest guys, because height is obviously another thing that comes into play, and I think that's been sort of debunked with Kyler Murray and Baker Mayfield and Russell Wilson and Drew, like all these guys.

Speaker 1 But again, you would probably rather have a guy who's a little bit taller, someone who's eye tall, who's who can see,

Speaker 1 who doesn't have to move around the pocket as much if they're an exceptional athlete? If they're an exceptional quarterback like Russell Wilson, height doesn't matter. But guess what?

Speaker 1 Russell Wilson and Drew Brees, little fun fact for you, two of the biggest hand sizes in the NFL. There you go.
So you got to have something bigger than that.

Speaker 2 So if you're looking at their spider chart,

Speaker 2 it's a game of give and take when it comes to that. Now, with Russell Wilson and Drew Brees, they do have tall eyes.
They're like flounders. Their eyes are very, very high.

Speaker 2 Although Drew Brees, as his hairline recedes, it looks a little bit, maybe that's why he's not playing as well anymore because he's got more empty real estate up there.

Speaker 2 I like what Joe Burrow said today, because Joe Burrow finally put his name out there and put it in blood and said that if the Bengals draft me, I will play for them. Wow.
That

Speaker 2 sent shockwaves through the NFL. I think that this is Galaxy Brain Burrow.

Speaker 2 Because I think that he is

Speaker 2 intentionally showing such poor decision-making process that he says that he will play for the Bengals, that the Bengals would be like, like, oh, fuck, we don't.

Speaker 1 We don't want them?

Speaker 2 Yeah, why would anyone want to play for us? That's not our kind of thing.

Speaker 1 He's failed the simple question, you know, how many ping-pong balls in a 747?

Speaker 2 He failed the most basic question on purpose.

Speaker 1 Would you play for the Bengals?

Speaker 2 He's like, yeah, I'd love to play for the Bengals. Boom, red flag.

Speaker 2 Who, in their right minds, would you want to play for the Bengals? I know you'd coach them.

Speaker 1 I would coach them. Yeah, no, I probably wouldn't want to play for the Bengals.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm officially not. If I get drafted by the Bengals, I'm pulling an Eli Manning.
Yeah. And I'm going to demand a trade immediately.

Speaker 1 I think I would probably not play for the Bengals. But this is, I mean, this is all combine season.

Speaker 1 We had Dave Gettelman get in front of the media, who gave a hilarious Gettelman-esque press conference. He said

Speaker 1 he called himself, who is he talking about? If he trades, was it Leonard Williams? He said, I'll get killed, but I've got thick rhino hide. So he's calling himself thick rhino hide.
He also said

Speaker 1 offense scores points, defense wins championships, and offense is offense. When talking about maybe switching the scheme, you snap the ball and you throw the ball and you catch the ball.

Speaker 1 It's pretty basic.

Speaker 1 Again, this is very funny coming from a GM in 2020 after watching Patrick Mahomes just win the Super Bowl against the best defense and just seeing all these quarterbacks and the offenses, the offensive revolution being like, you know what?

Speaker 1 We don't care about that. It's defense.
Defense and running the ball.

Speaker 2 Well, when you're saying offense is offense, you snap it, you catch it, you run it,

Speaker 1 and you pass it.

Speaker 2 He was just thinking all about Saquon Barkley. All those items that he did.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you dance around the hole.

Speaker 2 You get a guy named Saquon Barkley, and then that is your offense, and then you get to spend all your draft picks on defense from this point on. But you're right.

Speaker 2 I mean, like, with what we saw in the playoffs, I'd say that having a transcendental offense is probably better usually than having a very, very good defense because it's extremely hard to put together all the pieces on defense to make your defense like the 85 Bears are those Ravens from the early 2000s or the Buccaneers from the cover two days.

Speaker 1 It's also just one of those easy things to just be like, hey, we want to have an explosive offense. Hey, we want to have a really good offense.
We want to score a lot of points.

Speaker 1 Not offense is offense. Defense wins championships.
But can't you? There is a part of like, there's some guy sitting in New Jersey or Long Island right now who's like, Big Blue is back. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Sure. Lawrence Taylor days.

Speaker 2 Listen, you're not going to win in the NFL by outscoring your opponent. You have to make them not outscore you first.

Speaker 1 Yes, exactly. So we have all that going on in Indy.
We're going to head to Indy tonight, actually. So we'll be there all day Wednesday doing a couple interviews.
What are you going to say?

Speaker 2 I have a theory about Joe Judge,

Speaker 2 the coach of the New York Football Giants. I think that he is very good at pulling like an Andy Bernard.

Speaker 2 I'm not really buying what he's been saying the more I think about it in his introductory press conference where he's just getting basically up in front of the media and saying, we're going to be bigger men than the other team.

Speaker 2 Look at me, I'm a man. We're going to outman the other team by being more physical.
And we're going to practice more physically than they are.

Speaker 2 I think he just saw Gettelman, and he was like, this is a mark right here. I can say everything that Gettelman wants to hear, and I'll get hired.

Speaker 2 So I think that Joe Judge is going to live out the next couple years of his life just basically trying to be Gettelman's wet dream of head coach. Got it.
And just rack up those paychecks.

Speaker 1 So just copy everything he says?

Speaker 2 He's Andy Bernard.

Speaker 1 Or is he Andy Bernard to Bill Belichick and copies everything Belichick does? That introductory press conference was very similar to the Belichick, you know, everyone was applauding it.

Speaker 8 But that's saying that Belichick is Michael Scott, which in this situation

Speaker 5 he would not be.

Speaker 1 True. Well, yeah, I mean, he doesn't care.
It's the Peter Prince. He doesn't need to rise to the level of a copy.

Speaker 8 He's not people mirroring what he says. He doesn't even notice that.

Speaker 1 That's true. He doesn't even notice his own son doing it.
Right. Mm-hmm.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Belcheck is so great. How come he gets caught at cheating all the time?

Speaker 2 You'd think that he would get away with it every now and again.

Speaker 1 When was the last time he got? I mean, he hasn't caught

Speaker 8 in years.

Speaker 2 Like a month ago?

Speaker 8 And it wasn't even him.

Speaker 1 It was the guy who was hired.

Speaker 1 That's right. Yeah, it was a by Mr.

Speaker 2 By Mr. Kraft.
It was an independent contractor.

Speaker 1 He doesn't even have a health care. So it's fine.

Speaker 1 Can't say anything to him. All right.
So if you want to watch watch us, barstowgold.com slash PMT. We're going to be in Indianapolis.

Speaker 1 We are going to be doing some interviews. We're going to be walking around the Combine.
Everyone just walking around and being like, look at that. Look at Tua walking.
Walking.

Speaker 1 That was big news on Monday. Tua's walking.

Speaker 2 Well, they analyzed his gait. Yeah.
So pro football doc looked at how he was walking. It was like, there's a hitch in his step, but it's a better hitch than it was like two months ago.

Speaker 2 And I was watching him walk. And honestly, I thought like that's kind of how I just walk normally is with like a slight limp all the time.
Pimp walk. 35 years of hard living.
Yes.

Speaker 2 That's what Tua looks like now. But the good news is his walk will continue to improve throughout this process.
And he has huge hands.

Speaker 1 Big hands. Jordan Love, a hand, big hand guy.

Speaker 2 Now, the guy from Michigan State, what's that quarterback's name again?

Speaker 1 Lewerkey.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Lewerkey.

Speaker 1 Oh, my.

Speaker 2 He's like 10 and 6'8s.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he stinks.

Speaker 2 He's massive.

Speaker 1 He's so bad. That Michigan State out there.
I don't care.

Speaker 2 So bad. Big hands.

Speaker 2 And I think that our next quarterback that's going to kind of fulfill the josh allen role and we do like josh but he when he was going into the draft he was the quarterback that got he climbed the draft board the longer it went since the last time he played a game you know until the draft the guy this year is going to be eason from washington yep yep as as we get closer to the draft people are going to forget about what he put on film at washington yeah and he eventually he'll be like top 10 he was george's quarterback and got beat out by uh fromm so that yeah he definitely seems to be from yes uh oh yeah Fromm's got really small hands, right?

Speaker 2 Fromm saw our tweets about him. He did? And he said, fuck off.

Speaker 1 No, he didn't. Did he, really? Yeah.

Speaker 2 When did he say that? Yesterday.

Speaker 1 He replied to us? No. Okay.
He DM'd you?

Speaker 2 There are people in the room.

Speaker 1 What are you saying? You got to at least. No, I'm just saying that there are people in the room.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Leroy is reporting that Jake Fromm's reaction to me and you talking trash about his hands was fuck off.

Speaker 1 Interesting. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Good. Who told you that? Well, Well, Leroy.

Speaker 2 Jake Fromm told Leroy?

Speaker 1 Leroy told me that. Did someone else said that Jake Fromm.

Speaker 1 Our friend Jess Matana had a tweet that went reviral that actually is a red flag for Jake Fromm because his Twitter handle is

Speaker 1 Jake From State From.

Speaker 2 That's so ridiculous.

Speaker 1 That's like dude, just do a Jake Fromm State From.

Speaker 2 That's Clown Tonio Brown.

Speaker 1 Yeah, all over. He's a fucking idiot.

Speaker 1 Like, sorry, Jake. You really want us to get mad.
Now we're mad.

Speaker 2 My darling. You moron?

Speaker 1 He's probably a nice guy.

Speaker 2 I'm sure he is.

Speaker 1 I thought I was,

Speaker 1 he should have left Georgia right after the national championship game, just not played for two years. I was ready to draft him number one overall after that game.

Speaker 1 Where is he projected to go?

Speaker 1 He's all over the place because he wasn't good this year. He wasn't bad.
He just didn't have a lot of weapons. And like,

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 I think he's like late first, early second. That would be amazing.
Chicago Bears.

Speaker 2 Patriots. You know what's going to happen?

Speaker 1 They need it.

Speaker 2 You know what's going to happen?

Speaker 1 Let me see. Stephen Shea's mock draft.
He always goes down.

Speaker 2 Is in the first 15 picks, you get three quarterbacks that go off the board that nobody expected. And then everyone in the second half of the draft just panics.
Like, we got to get in on some of these.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 I don't know exactly where he's going to end up, but he feels like with the hand size, with us kind of dogging him here, he's probably going to slip.

Speaker 1 He's going to get the reverse Josh Allen from us unless he wants to pay us some of his signing bonus, which then we will start saying, oh my God, Jake Fromm, what a smart guy.

Speaker 2 I actually think Jake Fromm might be undervalued because of how small his hands are. If you get him in a city like Miami,

Speaker 2 that would actually be perfect. If you can't, you know, for whatever reason, the Dolphins don't land Tua,

Speaker 2 maybe trade back.

Speaker 8 His hands are small, but that video of him flipping the ball when he snaps back is still

Speaker 1 good point, Hank. Good point.

Speaker 2 He's got lively.

Speaker 1 Okay, so Jake Fromm, if you're listening to this or someone close to you is, we will make that video go reviral. All you got to do is say you like us.

Speaker 1 That's really all it takes, really, when it comes down to it. I'm looking at one mock draft right now, and he does not look like a first-round guy, but

Speaker 1 I'll give him a late first-round grade. Why not?

Speaker 1 Throw it on there.

Speaker 2 I'll tell you what, before I make any more judgments about his hands, I need to see that thumb to middle finger split. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 I can get the 20-second split on the 40-yard dash.

Speaker 1 Actually, here we go. Jake Fromm, all you got to do is send us a picture of you giving us the finger.
And we'll be like, oh my God, look at your fingers. They look so long.
That's true. Big boy.

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Wonderful, our interview with Kevin O'Leary.

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Speaker 8 I'm kind of on the hot seat myself.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay, so you want to start?

Speaker 2 Because I'm not on it. You're not.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 bad?

Speaker 2 Do you even drink?

Speaker 8 Me and Stella.

Speaker 1 Do you burn, bro?

Speaker 8 We got the cut. Yeah.
But my other hot seat was actually you, PFT.

Speaker 1 Oh. Uh-oh.

Speaker 8 So the last couple months, you've kind of been like the common man athlete slash professional that everyone's rooting for.

Speaker 8 You know, they want him to be a pro and they want him to, you know, get his shot.

Speaker 1 It still rattles me every time I see you with the blue check.

Speaker 8 The underdog.

Speaker 1 I can't get used to it. I don't know.
Every time I see it, I'm like, what's going on? I'll be verified in the middle. It's so bizarre.
Yeah, it's so bizarre.

Speaker 2 I don't really like it, but I have found myself just like swimming in that verified tab on Twitter.

Speaker 1 Are Are you going to get rid of it or not?

Speaker 8 I was going to get rid of it. I'm going to switch my Twitter bio to unverified bad boy, though.
So thank you for that. Oh, sure.
Damn.

Speaker 1 So why is PFT?

Speaker 8 But you're like the underdog, you know, everyman journeyman that everyone's rooting for. David Ayers, the NHL goalie who was like a Zamboni driver that they called in and asked him to start a game.

Speaker 8 He won the game, so he's kind of the new guy. Everyone's kind of forgot about PFT and his XFL dreams.
That's true. This guy, David Ayers, is like the new journeyman hero.
Yes.

Speaker 1 And he truly is.

Speaker 8 $500 Zamboni driver. Yes.

Speaker 1 It's the only sport that can have this happen. The Blackhawks had it a couple years ago.

Speaker 1 There's no other sport where you can have a, like,

Speaker 1 I mean, obviously, he's good enough to be in the NHL for that moment. He's not terrible, terrible, but it's the only sport where a goalie can be a guy just driving a Zamboni.

Speaker 1 Let's throw him in in an emergency. There's no other sport like that.

Speaker 2 I had always really enjoyed these stories of the emergency kickerup goalies. Kickers can do it too.

Speaker 1 But there's not an emergency kicker.

Speaker 2 Sometimes there can be. Okay.
Maybe there could be. Right.

Speaker 1 In college, maybe. Maybe there could be

Speaker 2 some instances. There could be.

Speaker 2 But what I like about the emergency goalies is I never really understood it really until like last year. There's one that's in the building somewhere that they just stashed like beneath the stadium.

Speaker 1 The extra ref.

Speaker 2 Yeah, in an undisclosed location so no one can get to them. And so if

Speaker 2 your two starting goalies get hurt, it doesn't matter what team it is. They're going to come out and fill in.
I didn't understand that until like last year because I'm an idiot.

Speaker 2 I just thought, oh, that's weird that it's it's always somebody that happens to be from that hometown. Some random dude that gets in.
But yeah, it was pretty awesome.

Speaker 2 Also, what makes him even more of a common man is he got in and then like 70% of the attention went to his wife because his wife was really good at Twitter while he was in. That's awesome.

Speaker 2 And so everybody after the game was interviewing him and they were just asking about his wife's Twitter account. And he was like, oh, she just likes to get on the Twitter and have fun, I guess.

Speaker 1 Just pop off for a second. Wait, what team was it? It was for the Hurricanes, right? That's pretty awesome.
I love Love the story like this. They're going to write a movie.

Speaker 1 Maybe it's just a documentary.

Speaker 1 All of them. Yeah.
Okay, what's the

Speaker 2 we should do that over the summer? Try to interview as many emergency goals. Emergency goals, yeah.

Speaker 1 Or Zamboni drivers. Yeah.
Either or.

Speaker 1 I call Cool Throne. It's Brooks.

Speaker 8 Got a GQ feature, although they look kind of weird in the pictures.

Speaker 1 No offense, Bruce. What?

Speaker 2 Why would you say that?

Speaker 1 Let me look.

Speaker 1 Look at the pictures.

Speaker 1 Hold on. Hold on.

Speaker 2 It's not vintage Brooks.

Speaker 2 GQ. What does he look like? The sunglasses were.

Speaker 2 Like, he wears sunglasses all the time. Okay.

Speaker 1 It's kind of weird. All right.
I'm looking. He's looking pretty hot.
He's in a bathrobe or some kind of. It looks like he looks like Neo in the Matrix

Speaker 1 Lawrence Fishburne's character.

Speaker 2 When he's golfing, wearing the robe, that looks pretty sweet.

Speaker 1 He definitely was like. There was probably a wardrobe person that showed up.
That's what it looked like. Yeah, that's what it looks like.
That's what it looks like to me.

Speaker 8 That's what it looks like.

Speaker 1 He's like, see-through shirt with the.

Speaker 8 They were like, just he didn't wear this, and he was like, okay.

Speaker 1 Chain looks good. Sunglasses.
I like the yellow tint. So, yeah, he's hot, as always.
Duh. Hottest golfer, both golfing and looks on the tour.

Speaker 2 So the one that I didn't really know about was the one when he's on the water. Is he in a jet ski or is he on a boat? Because they don't show what he's riding.

Speaker 2 If it's a jet ski, that's fucking awesome. That's sweet.
I think he's on a boat.

Speaker 1 Jet skis are not a fish. He's on a boat.
He's on a boat. All right, he looks great.

Speaker 8 And then my other cool throne was the Jordan crying face meme. Yeah.
So at the Kobe Bryant tribute at Staples Center yesterday, Michael Jordan spoke.

Speaker 8 Very, very nice speech, but he started crying at the end of it and he like breaking the fourth wall. He was like, oh, I didn't want to cry.

Speaker 8 I told my wife I wasn't going to cry because now I'm going to have to see memes of my crying face for the next three or four years.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was kind of crazy. It was an awesome tribute.
And a touching spoke, yeah.

Speaker 8 Yeah, it was like in a very, like, obviously it was all very sad, and like, but like Shaq's story about him saying, yo, Kobe, there's no I and team, and him being like, there is an me and that motherfucker.

Speaker 8 That was very funny. The MJ thing was very funny.
So it was a very nice ceremony, but there were some funny things that came out of it. It was.

Speaker 2 I like how Michael Jordan said, like,

Speaker 2 when he acknowledged the crying face, he's like, now Kobe's got me because he turned me into a meme again. Yeah.
Like, that was nice saying, like, Kobe beat him. Yeah.
You know?

Speaker 2 But, yeah, it was a really good speech. I thought that Shaq was awesome.
Yes.

Speaker 2 And you could tell that

Speaker 2 those guys obviously meant every word of it. Is that it, Hank?

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 2 My hot seat is Joe Biden because Mr. Joe Biden has been busted.
He got rated for for Pinocchios, which is the worst thing you can call anybody in American politics these days,

Speaker 2 because he said that he got arrested in

Speaker 2 South Africa when he was visiting Nelson Mandela, but he really just got detained.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Oh, no, it's like he got spoken to.
It's harshly.

Speaker 2 Pretty bad.

Speaker 1 Pretty bad stuff.

Speaker 2 He really should get arrested. Disqualified.

Speaker 1 I agree. Yeah, he should.
You want to be arrested, buddy? Absolutely.

Speaker 2 Hey, listen. Hey, listen, Jack.
You want to talk all that trash like your corn pop around here? Guess what? We'll lock you up straight away.

Speaker 1 All right, Jack? Who's that?

Speaker 2 Is that a Joe Biden? That's Joe Biden.

Speaker 1 So he got no handcuffs.

Speaker 2 I don't know what happened in terms of the security apparatuses that were put around him, but he was not arrested. Damn, disgusting.

Speaker 1 That's a gross thing to lie about.

Speaker 2 It is disgusting. It is like lying when you're going to visit a place like that.
It's just bad. And then trying to get cloud off it.
Yeah. Really, dude? Cloud chaser.

Speaker 1 Really?

Speaker 2 And then my other hot seat is chanting.

Speaker 2 So there's a Japanese soccer club. They're called Viscal Kobe, and they banned chants in their stadium in order to try to stop the coronavirus from spreading.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 2 that's their first line of defense is no more chanting.

Speaker 1 This could be a good new feature with soccer around the country, like or around the world, where they have something like this. Like, oh, all these fans haven't shown up to this game.

Speaker 1 Coronavirus or racism? Which one is it? That's because when you started that saying that, I was like, oh, they were probably being racist towards the family.

Speaker 2 Probably chanting something.

Speaker 1 Very much what soccer fans do.

Speaker 2 A very specific racist chant towards Koreans.

Speaker 1 Yeah, or sir. Something was going on.
You know, they got banned with by the Champions League. That's always soccer whenever they have a Champions League game and there's no one in the stands.

Speaker 1 They're like, well, they have a four-year ban on all international play because of racism.

Speaker 2 I also love how there are certain stadiums in

Speaker 2 Turkey and Eastern Europe that are extremely dangerous to be in. People get knifed there and flare is being thrown there.

Speaker 1 And they're like, hey,

Speaker 2 knock it off with saying that racist word. Yeah.

Speaker 2 There's people like murdering each other in the stands yeah so okay so it's coronavirus not racist so it's coronavirus not chant exactly uh and italy italian soccer fans are spreading the coronavirus around oh yeah okay

Speaker 2 they're spreading the coronavirus around it i can get racist with because they they do so much gesturing with their hands yeah like the italians speak just needs to be

Speaker 2 throwing all the germs all over the place they're just yeah when an Italian talks that's like a physical version of chanting

Speaker 2 my cool throne is the San Diego State University Jackrabbits women's basketball team.

Speaker 2 South Dakota. What did I say? San Diego.
Yeah, South Dakota, the Jackrabbits.

Speaker 2 So one by one, five players from their team all hit half-court shots, like consecutively. I saw that.
In practice, they went viral.

Speaker 2 It was Sidney Stapleton, Addison, Hirschman, Peyton, Burkhard, Jordan, Farrard,

Speaker 2 and Lindsey Thionick. So they all hit.

Speaker 1 Not really practical, though.

Speaker 2 Well, in a game, you shoot from half-court sometimes. Dudette Perfect?

Speaker 2 Ooh, I like that.

Speaker 1 They break them up.

Speaker 2 That's like if all the guys from Dude Perfect got on their periods at the same time.

Speaker 1 Do you know they're on a hit half-court shot? Do you know they're on a tour? Yes, I did know that.

Speaker 2 They like sell it out. I did know that.
But here's the worst part.

Speaker 2 They had a freshman named Tori Nelson who also made a half-court shot, but they didn't start taping until after she made it. Oh, Tori.
So it was really six-roll. So, Tori, here's your acknowledgement.

Speaker 2 Congratulations. You had it.
You allegedly made it a three-point shot.

Speaker 1 We believe you. We believe you.
Yeah, we believe you. All right, my hot seat is the Olympics, similar to the coronavirus talk there.
The Olympics are now on the hot seat because of the coronavirus.

Speaker 1 And we had a IOC member.

Speaker 1 I think we knew this, but I didn't. I forgot that his name was Dick Pound.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 But his name's Dick Pound. How can you forget Dick Pound?

Speaker 1 IOC member Dick Pound says Tokyo Olympic organizers have until late May to see if the virus is under control. If not, you're probably looking at a cancellation.

Speaker 2 You can't cancel the the Olympics.

Speaker 1 Sounds like, dude, you think Dick Pound would lie? I think probably. No, I think Dick Pound is someone.
Dick Pound is obviously now trending.

Speaker 1 So it's fun that, you know, when we can talk about a deadly disease that no one can get control of, at least we can get the right thing trending here with Dick Pound.

Speaker 2 That is kind of funny. So Dick Pound name literally means unit unit.

Speaker 2 And he is the head of the IOC.

Speaker 1 Member. IOC member.
I'm going to call him IOC.

Speaker 2 He's the head of the member, Dick Pound. Yep.
I think,

Speaker 2 yeah, it's actually

Speaker 2 good for awareness that his name is Dick Pound. We wouldn't be talking about it as much.

Speaker 1 People are clicking Dick Pound, the trending, and now, obviously, a lot of people aren't really reading the headlines. They're just seeing the name Dick Pound.

Speaker 2 This is exactly why HIV and AIDS became so well discussed in America when Magic Johnson said that he had the virus.

Speaker 1 True. It's all fact.
We need someone who can stand up and have their name trend. Stand straight up.
Dick Pound. Damn, a lot of jokes being made about Dick Pound.
Poor Dick Pound.

Speaker 1 I mean, he knows it, though. Yeah.
He doesn't care.

Speaker 2 If your name's Dick Pound, though, and you don't become a porn star,

Speaker 2 do you think you're probably not well endowed?

Speaker 1 Well, I like what Dick Pound is doing

Speaker 1 because he's

Speaker 1 it's nice that he's just getting it out of the way because he could go by Richard. But he's he's basically saying, no, I'm not going to hide from this.
Like, you made the joke in your head. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm going to just make sure that everyone knows that I'm not afraid of saying my name's Dick Pound.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he's actually taking the joke away from you. Right, right.

Speaker 1 Because if it was Richard Pound, everyone would just make the joke and then we'd be like thinking, oh, Richard Pound really didn't want us to say this.

Speaker 2 He's prematurely saying it's perfect.

Speaker 1 I'm going to get it. It's perfect Dick Pound.
All right, my cool throne is Zion. Because Zion is allegedly, Bill Simmons said that he heard from a source that Zion is 300 pounds.

Speaker 1 And if Zion is 300 pounds, he's on my forever cool throne because he's our chonk king. And everything he does, he's already already incredible.

Speaker 8 Put like better numbers than Rookie LeBron.

Speaker 1 It's incredible watching him. I don't know if you saw that one clip where he just bullied the ball out of someone on the Warriors.

Speaker 1 It really did look like a high school kid playing basketball against middle school.

Speaker 8 He got like two points, two rebounds, and a steal in one second.

Speaker 1 In one second, right.

Speaker 1 But Zion, if he is 300 pounds, he's the most impressive athlete of all time.

Speaker 1 If he's doing this as a 300-pounder, and he's also on the cool throne forever, because if things go wrong, it's like, dude, he's 300 pounds. What do you expect? I was looking at three bills.

Speaker 2 I was looking at perfect game him the other day, and he actually looks skinnier than he did at Duke.

Speaker 1 He's stronger.

Speaker 2 He might be stronger, which is, I don't know, that's almost more impressive to just get over 300 pounds just by getting yoked up.

Speaker 1 He's also around bigger people, so maybe that's why he looks a little skinnier. Like in college basketball,

Speaker 1 when he would play against teams that didn't have great athletes, it's like, holy shit, this is not fair.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's true. That's a great point.
When he's going up against seven-footers, like when he played against Taco Fall, he looked small.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 2 And now he looks... I don't know.
Maybe my eyes were deceiving me, but if he's over, Bill Simmons has a source.

Speaker 1 He said a source told him that he was over 300 pounds.

Speaker 2 That's nuts to me.

Speaker 1 I mean, I really hope it's true because he really is the most impressive athlete.

Speaker 2 I'm trying to think who Bill Simmons' source that has eyes on Zimmerman's

Speaker 1 scale would be. I don't think J.J.
Reddick would ever reveal another man's weight.

Speaker 2 It would be very mean. I think JJ would do it as a joke.

Speaker 1 Oh, like lie about it. Three bills.
Yeah. Yeah, maybe Zion's going to be like LeBron's weight, where it just keeps going up.
Like, remember when LeBron was 290 or two,

Speaker 1 people would be like, yeah, he's set. LeBron's 7.2, 290.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, he's now 7.5 and 30.

Speaker 1 He gained 300 pounds a game.

Speaker 2 Kevin Durant gets half an inch taller every time you talk about him.

Speaker 1 So maybe Zion will just end up being like 400 pounds, dominating everyone. I still think you could dunk at 400 easily if you put on 100 more pounds.
Oh, there's no doubt about it.

Speaker 1 All right. That is hot seat cool thrown.

Speaker 2 He's a guy that every time he dunks, I get upset when the rim doesn't bend.

Speaker 1 He needs to shatter a backboard. I don't think they make him that way anymore, but fuck.

Speaker 1 He should do the dunk contest and just have it be an old backboard.

Speaker 8 No, he did at the Rising Stars game that he like bent the rim. Yeah, that's the foundation of the hoopo.

Speaker 1 But it's right. It's different.
I'm saying shatter. Like true shatter.
I feel like we haven't had a true shatter in a decade. It's different.

Speaker 2 You're seeing him grab the rim and it's like slightly bent and then they stop the game for 20 minutes and wheel another one out. That's not the same as like tearing

Speaker 2 the scoreboard or the shot clock down onto your opponent's head.

Speaker 1 Right. I I need that.

Speaker 1 Okay, so let's get to our interview with Kevin O'Leary, Mr. Wonderful.

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And now, Mr. Wonderful.

Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on very special guest. It is Mr.
Wonderful, Kevin O'Leary, from Shark Tank. The new season debuts on Friday, correct?

Speaker 5 Yeah, big switcheroo. We don't have to fight against primetime football on Sunday nights.
There we go. So we're going to boost our ratings like crazy.

Speaker 1 So you're going to boost the ratings like crazy. Now, we're going to talk about everything in this interview, but I have to start with something that you did.

Speaker 1 You showed up to the office, our office, about an hour early. Are you trying to play a mind game with us?

Speaker 5 Absolutely. I wanted to screw you up because, you know, today we had a massive media sweep day.
We started, I think, at 5 a.m.

Speaker 5 I got up to do Good Morning America, then The View, then yada yada, then whatever else. And we were just pounding it down, all the sharks together.

Speaker 5 Cuban and I were together on some of these things, Barbara and other guys.

Speaker 2 And we got it done efficiently.

Speaker 5 I couldn't believe it. Usually these New York trips are a total screw-up.

Speaker 5 And here I am half an hour early. Now, if you can't handle that, too bad.

Speaker 1 Well, we made you wait. We've been ready for that.
And let me tell you half.

Speaker 5 It's going to cost your career badly.

Speaker 1 We should all be able to do that. You know, Mr.

Speaker 5 Wonderful doesn't forget, if I have to waste time like that, you have to pay.

Speaker 1 Well, you wasted it.

Speaker 2 I was in here just working out. I was like, you know what? Let them wait for a second.

Speaker 5 Watch what happens from here on in. Bad things.

Speaker 1 Don't you think we have the upper hand right now?

Speaker 5 Not at all.

Speaker 5 Now that you've disclosed the truth, you are screwed.

Speaker 2 You know what? Because I like you so much already,

Speaker 2 I'm going to air this interview in its entirety tomorrow. I just need 5% of the rest of your income for that.

Speaker 5 That's never going to happen, of course.

Speaker 1 The license king.

Speaker 5 Yeah, well, look, it's a great way to go.

Speaker 5 I love cash flow. I like to get a check every month.
It makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

Speaker 2 Well, so I was actually going to get to that later, but let's just let's dive into it. How many times do you have to go to your mailbox to get a check every month, or is it all just direct deposits?

Speaker 5 I got people for that, and I get this tear sheet every month, and I just go through it, and I'll tell you,

Speaker 5 it tells me the health of a business.

Speaker 5 When I'm getting a percentage of sales, and I'm looking at, you know, over 50 different companies, I remember which ones are working well and which ones aren't based on what the cash flow is from the prior month.

Speaker 5 So I tell my guys, give me the last three reports in three different columns. And I just graze through it.
I'm just like a miner, miner for gold. That's it.

Speaker 5 And I look at the cash flows, and I know which companies are doing well and which aren't.

Speaker 5 This is old school because if you let people BS you into investing in companies that never return your money, it's a horrible outcome.

Speaker 5 This way, I've got a piece of the action on the top line and I always have some equity in the bottom. So I like both sides of the case.

Speaker 2 So I see companies like Uber or WeWork that are valued as, you know, $10 billion companies or whatever they are at any given time, and they're always like cash flow negative, right? They're always.

Speaker 5 I told the WeWorks crew here in New York, having met with them many times.

Speaker 5 A lot of the people working there were very entrepreneurial. I said, you are a zero, and you're going to zero with a bullet.
Because that old game,

Speaker 5 that structure, that kind of company has been tried before twice. Once in England, once here.
It always goes to zero.

Speaker 5 Because what you're basically doing is taking long-term debt obligations to either lease or buy a building, and then you're providing short-term leases to some really shitty companies that don't make any money.

Speaker 5 Like let's paint the wingsofa butterfly.com and you're going to rent that to them.

Speaker 2 I'm not interested in investing in let's paint the wings of the money.

Speaker 1 That sounds pretty cool.

Speaker 2 Is that like you stand in front of it for an Instagram picture?

Speaker 5 But my point is you have a whole building full of crap companies that don't make money and you have to keep paying your mortgage off.

Speaker 5 So eventually when there's a downturn in the economy, you go to zero because you can't pay for the buildings.

Speaker 5 Now in the case of WeWorks, because they had such a huge investor, it lost so much, they've had to do another round of refinancing. But believe me, they're going to restructure that company.

Speaker 5 It is a disaster on wheels.

Speaker 1 So you walked into their offices and you told them straight to their face, you're a zero. Yep.
So were you ever not a dick?

Speaker 5 No, I'm just telling the truth. You know, I'm the only shark that tells the truth.
If you want to do kumbaya and worry about some of them.

Speaker 1 Tell us which ones do kumbaya. Break them down for us.
Break down each shark.

Speaker 5 To my right is Barbara. To my left is Laurie.
And they're kumbaya all day long. But they'll not, you know, they'll say, look, you keep going, keep wasting your family's money.

Speaker 5 It's a dog of an idea, but I'm not going to invest in it. But you keep going.
I don't want to hurt your feelings.

Speaker 5 I say, that idea is a piece of shit, and it's going to zero, and you're going to bankrupt your family. Do you want the truth or not?

Speaker 1 If you can't handle me, wait till the real world gets you.

Speaker 5 It's going to bite you in the high knee because in business, there's no gray. You either make money or you lose it.
Pick one. And there's, you know, oh, I'm hurting their feelings.

Speaker 1 I don't care about their feelings.

Speaker 5 I care about their money. I'm trying to help them.
I'm the only shark that really cares about you. The rest are disingenuous and they lie to people all day long.

Speaker 1 What about Cuban?

Speaker 1 Mark doesn't lie to people. He tells you the truth.

Speaker 5 We don't agree on anything and that's okay because we haven't agreed on anything in 11 years.

Speaker 5 He's always doing tiny equity deals. I think his nuts.

Speaker 5 Frankly, Mark is now moving towards my structures and I feel I should invoice him for the education he's received from me.

Speaker 1 He turned down. I actually offered him a licensing deal.
We had Mark on about a month ago.

Speaker 1 Five years ago, I was in front of him. I gave him a licensing deal.
He could license 10% of my brain for the rest of time. He gets money off of it for a million dollars.
He turned it down.

Speaker 5 But have you noticed as the years have rolled on that everybody wants to do licensing deals? Who invented licensing deals on Sharks? You invented it. There's only one guy, Mr.
Wonderful.

Speaker 5 And now all the other sharks are grasshoppers. They're learning from Mr.
Wonderful.

Speaker 1 So what's your next move to get in front of them?

Speaker 5 Well, I'm always going to have a license deal because I love the cash flow. Repeat that.
Cash flow. Let that roll off your lips.
Cash flow.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 5 Wonderful. And then now I go for a little equity, a little taste, a little wet my beak event.
There we go.

Speaker 1 Wet the beak. Yeah.
So

Speaker 2 if you woke up tomorrow morning, you had zero dollars in your bank account. Yeah.
Big fat zero with no checks coming in the mailbox. That would be a very bad outcome.

Speaker 2 It would be bad because that's no cash flow.

Speaker 5 That sounds like a WeWorks to me.

Speaker 2 It does, yeah.

Speaker 1 And everyone would tell you the truth about what they think of you. I would be like, I'd be like,

Speaker 2 you're broke. You're broke as shit.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 What's your first move you have zero dollars in your bank account?

Speaker 5 Well, I'm a salesman. I'd get right back out of bed, get my ass out of bed and start selling something.
That's all I've ever done my whole life. I'm sales and marketing, baby.
That's what I do.

Speaker 5 And I think it's the hardest job in the world because every month you start at zero yet again.

Speaker 5 And I tell all the great saleswomen and men I work with, because, you know, if I'm going to buy a company, I don't go meet the CEO first. What I do, here's my strategies.
I roll into town.

Speaker 5 I say, who's the guy or gal running sales? Who's running the sales show here? I want to take him up for dinner and we're going to drink some wine.

Speaker 5 If you want to find the truth out about a business, you meet the person running sales and they know where all the skeletons are. They know what's working.
They know what isn't. You find out so much.

Speaker 5 And then after that, and maybe three or four bottles of wine, the next day I go meet the CEO and say, listen, I had dinner with your head of sales.

Speaker 2 I have some questions for you.

Speaker 5 And if that guy doesn't know the answer, or a woman who's ever running that company, doesn't understand what I know about their company from the sales side, as soon as I get control of that company, I fire the CEO.

Speaker 5 Because if you don't understand the pulse of a business, which is sales, by the day, by the month, by the year, you don't know what's going on.

Speaker 1 Has there ever been a time where you did that, but the salesperson was so good they sold you on something that wasn't real?

Speaker 5 No, because great salespeople have one thing. It's called consistency.
When they give you a quarterly target and they hit it consistently, you can't BS sales. You either have the sales or you don't.

Speaker 5 So the most coveted salespeople, and anybody listening to this that's in sales understands this, are the ones where the CEO or the people above them can rely on what they say.

Speaker 5 So if they say look boss I think I can bring in $5 million this quarter the CEO then takes the resources required to get that $5 million and deploys it puts it at risk and if the salesperson misses that's a bad business decision.

Speaker 5 So you need salespeople that are consistent. I've been doing this forever.
I've got 50 plus portfolio companies and I know the ones that are good at forecasting sales and the ones that can't.

Speaker 5 But salespeople are gold. They are the essence of American business.

Speaker 2 The essence of American business.

Speaker 2 I noticed you didn't say Canadian. Is it different?

Speaker 5 Well, I'm a North American investor. I got businesses actually now all around the world.

Speaker 5 O-Shares, my ETF company, invests globally now. It's got over 800 million in it.
And I've got deals in Mexico, Canada, over in Europe, here stateside. I got a lot of deals.

Speaker 5 And, you know, basically, I try and invest in good businesses, and I kind of ride the ins and outs of the economy. But most of them make money.

Speaker 5 And they send me a check every month, and then I can eat.

Speaker 2 Is it easier to sell things just in general up in Canada than it is here? I feel like that would be like fishing with dynamite. Like, here, buy this product.
Oh, okay.

Speaker 5 Canada is unfortunately right now in the bottom quartile of the G7 because of really weak management. You know, the problem with having a poor leader, and look, I don't want to be critical of

Speaker 5 Justin Trudeau. He's never run a business.
He has no idea what he's doing when it comes to being competitive. So,

Speaker 5 you you know, Trump slaughtered him on energy. Just yesterday, another $7 billion left Canada in the energy space, and it's moving to the U.S.
because

Speaker 5 Chudoka. All we do is win.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, with Chudok,

Speaker 2 it's real easy to beat him.

Speaker 5 So 7,000.

Speaker 1 You're getting that shit off. Yeah, 7,000 jobs.

Speaker 2 Fuck them. We're building a pipeline.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're cashless.

Speaker 5 We're building pipelines. Canada can't get it done.
So the capital, 7,000 jobs, whoosh, out of Canada.

Speaker 1 Boom. Sucks right off.

Speaker 5 I think I like Justin as a person. I would never let him manage my money.
He shouldn't be managing a country, and he will lose his job soon because Canadians are just howling at the moon.

Speaker 5 They're so unhappy.

Speaker 1 That's a genius thing that all cutthroat guys say. They say, I like that guy as a person.

Speaker 5 And then they just go on. Oh, but I'm being honest.
I mean, I'm sure he's not managing his own money because he'd be bankrupt by now.

Speaker 1 All right, so Shark Tank, let's talk about when someone walks in that room. What is the first thing you're looking for? Because I feel like you, more than anyone else, will decide almost instantly.

Speaker 1 So what is that instant? instantly?

Speaker 5 I'm going to share a little secret with you guys because I've been doing this for so many years and I've seen thousands of pitches. I can actually tell now when they step out on that carpet,

Speaker 5 the way it really works is they come out and then a steady cam takes a bunch of shots. So, we're waiting for about 90 seconds before they start talking.
The set director says, don't say anything.

Speaker 5 Just look at the sharks and let us get our tight shots of you from the various steady cam angles.

Speaker 5 So, they're sitting sitting there, they've been waiting all day, they walk out there, the lights are on them, the 21 cameras are on them, the sharks are looking at them, and at that moment, I can sense their aura.

Speaker 5 Whoa. And I know exactly whether we have winners or losers.
They don't even have to say anything. I just have to look at them and I know right away.
And I'm not right some of the time on this.

Speaker 5 I'm right 100%.

Speaker 5 I can now, at this point, sense the aura of success or losers.

Speaker 1 Okay, so can we, our producer has a genius idea. Can we have him walk in the room and you can sense his aura? I just get under standing.
All right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 We're going to have Hank walk in the room.

Speaker 1 He has one of the smartest ideas. I won't tell you what the aura is.

Speaker 5 You don't have to tell me.

Speaker 1 The aura will say. The aura will tell me.
That is revolutionary for the car game.

Speaker 2 The car space.

Speaker 1 Do you like cars? Do you think the world needs cars? Oh, interesting. Absolutely.

Speaker 2 Do you like when people use the term space instead of like a space? Here he comes. Here he comes.
Here he comes. I love that.

Speaker 1 Here he comes. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Stand up in the middle, right now.

Speaker 2 Hank, get in the middle and then put the camera around him. Let's get our steady cam shot.

Speaker 1 Mr. Wonderful's looking him up and down.

Speaker 2 Okay, hang on. We need to get the shots.

Speaker 1 Hank is wearing a stained shirt. It is Mardi Gras, though, so he probably was drinking earlier.

Speaker 2 Okay, I think we're ready. Are you ready?

Speaker 5 You want the answer? Yep. Hank's a loser.

Speaker 1 Oh, come on.

Speaker 5 He comes in to pitch an idea with that t-shirt on and these sweats.

Speaker 1 No kidding. Hank's pitching it.

Speaker 5 I'm sorry, man.

Speaker 1 You've got to be a winner.

Speaker 2 You've got to be ready.

Speaker 5 You have to be on your game when you walk in a room like this. Hank, don't even say anything.
You're a loser.

Speaker 1 Wait, explain your idea real quick hank

Speaker 8 all right you're going to bed every night you want to get your mouth no wait i thought it was at the car stick oh

Speaker 1 i have so many ideas i know which one you're doing he's going to tell you about this one's already been on shark tank though it has the car stack the different version that may or not may your name may or may not be better

Speaker 8 listerine and nyquil combined

Speaker 8 Basically cut your time getting ready for bed in half.

Speaker 5 Hank, don't give up your day job.

Speaker 1 I like how. Yeah, was I right? Yeah,

Speaker 1 you're right.

Speaker 8 You didn't even think about it, though.

Speaker 5 You didn't think about it. I just thought about it.

Speaker 2 It really sucks.

Speaker 8 If Lori was here, she's

Speaker 1 QBC. This is QBC City.

Speaker 1 I do like how it, and Hank. So that's the kind of thing Lori would say.

Speaker 5 You know,

Speaker 1 you keep going. You keep trying.

Speaker 1 Oh, I can't invest in that.

Speaker 5 But, oh, you keep going. That's wonderful.
That's disingenuous. That's lying.
I told Hank the truth. That idea sucks.
He's a loser.

Speaker 1 Everyone has teeth.

Speaker 5 He's not a loser. The idea is a loser.
My point about the karma is I sense their idea and I can say loser.

Speaker 2 when it is a loser because that is a dog.

Speaker 1 Oh!

Speaker 2 Okay, I got one. I'm just going to go.
I'm not even going to walk into the room. I'm not going to wait for the steadicam.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 Nightcaps.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 2 No one wears nightcaps anymore, and we used to wear them all the time. They're going to come back.

Speaker 2 Team-branded nightcaps. NFL nightcaps that look like.
I'm just going off the cuff right now. I haven't even thought about that.

Speaker 2 They look like little helmets, and maybe the strap that goes around your chin looks like a face mask.

Speaker 5 Boom. Sort of like Scrooge, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Except branded to your team.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Sold.

Speaker 5 No, no, definitely not. I don't think nightcaps are popular these days because,

Speaker 5 well, what's happened since the days of Scrooge, and I'll tell you why they wore nightcaps. A little history lesson for you.
In Scrooge's day, when you went into your bedroom, it was coal-fired

Speaker 5 hearth that gave heat to the bedroom. So let's say you're going to bed at 10 o'clock.
You stoke up the fire, okay?

Speaker 5 It's burning. It's warm in the room, but you're going to be asleep for eight hours.
So, sometime, four hours later, the coals burn down and it starts to get really cold in your room.

Speaker 5 So, in those days, they'd have covers over them, but their head was exposed. So, what they did to heat their dome is they put a little cap on because when they woke up, they could see their breath.

Speaker 5 That was Old England in those days, before there was central heat. Now, we have central air conditioning in both houses.
This is good to know your history.

Speaker 5 So, that's why the night cap is a really bad idea because nobody stokes their fire fire in their bedroom anymore.

Speaker 1 Are you talking about Scrooge McDuck?

Speaker 5 Any Scrooge from the days of, you know, like, you're talking 1800s here. The nightcaps are popular with men's styles.

Speaker 1 What about Scrooge McDuck?

Speaker 5 Maybe, but what does that have to do with the nightcap?

Speaker 1 I don't know. I'm just wondering.
I think he's got the pool of mine and he jumps to me.

Speaker 5 I think your boy should come to the Shark Tank set. I would eviscerate both.

Speaker 1 Oh, I would own your ass.

Speaker 2 There are a couple things that you're missing out about nightcaps. Number one is the comedic effect when you're snoring, and it kind of floats up in the air, like in cartoons.
That's funny.

Speaker 2 People want to see that.

Speaker 1 The other thing is we...

Speaker 2 I'm sure your girlfriend slash wife would love to see that we can get one person to write a junk science article about how using a nightcap will eliminate the flu uh-huh or like make your brain yeah that brain

Speaker 1 at like a 90 level and then all of a sudden you're gonna have every facebook mom across america ordering them yep really all bad i mean you really should come to shark tank i'm gonna give you a personal invitation okay i'll give you one uh and this is one that actually mark cuban said he regrets that he passed up on

Speaker 1 okay we trademark the phrase think about it because what are you doing right now?

Speaker 5 Thinking about it.

Speaker 1 Yep, so now you owe me money. Think about it.

Speaker 5 License. Thinkaboutit.com.
Right.

Speaker 1 And so you, anytime you're listening to it.

Speaker 5 I'm pretty sure you couldn't trademark that.

Speaker 1 But if I tell you to think about it, you immediately start thinking about it, and now you owe me money.

Speaker 5 Interesting. It's the best thing we've come up with so far because the rest of it is total shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah. All right.
I like that. All right.
So you sense aura when someone walks in. Have you had.

Speaker 5 I'm talking about their idea. They're not the person, not a bad person,

Speaker 5 because they're thinking about that idea. They're so intense.
They've been practicing for a year. They're finally on the shark tank carpet.
All they're thinking about is their pitch.

Speaker 5 They're trying to remember how they're going to put it together. I look in their eyes and they go, oh, it's a dog.

Speaker 1 So, have you ever invested in one that turned out to not be great? And you're like, what was with my eye detector that day?

Speaker 5 I didn't have the spider sense in the early years, but I began to build it into my psyche because I'd seen so many pitches. And by the way, it's not just on Shark Tank.

Speaker 5 I get stopped on the street right outside here. People want to pitch me.
And here's something you should know.

Speaker 5 If you pitch a shark, any shark, you'll never be on Shark Tank because of the game show loss. The shark can't know the deal when that person comes out on the carpet.

Speaker 5 And every once in a while, someone walks out and I go, oh, shit, that person was in my office last week. I stand up and say, stop tape.
I don't want to break any laws.

Speaker 5 I don't want this person to, it'll be disingenuous. They signed a contract saying they hadn't talked to a shark.
It happens.

Speaker 1 Oh, so. I would love to take you up on your offer to go to Shark Tank.

Speaker 5 It's too late now.

Speaker 1 You'll never be on Shark Tank. Yeah, so we probably hypothetically would have killed you on Shark Tank, but we can't do it.

Speaker 5 Sorry. You can try and remember it that way if you wish.

Speaker 1 That's perfect. Now we have an out when anyone's like, hey, you guys are so smart.
Because people approach us all the time, like, you're so smart. You have so many ideas.
You should go on shark tank.

Speaker 2 Yeah, actually, they tell us we should be a shark.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we can't.

Speaker 2 Do you think we have what it takes to be a shark? Why don't you tell you what? You pitch us on something, and I'll judge your aura.

Speaker 1 Well, you know, what I've said, I don't like your product.

Speaker 5 Okay, it's over between us.

Speaker 1 That's it. All right, so you have a quote that says,

Speaker 1 when someone asked you about being cutthroat, you said you have to be willing to fire your own mother. You do.
You do. Would you do that? Yeah, I would.

Speaker 5 I'll tell you why. People don't understand this, but you'll figure it out when you start a business.

Speaker 5 Let's say you start a business, the first thing your tendency to do, and people make this mistake all the time, is they hire all their high school friends and their family, their sister, their brother, their brother-in-law, all that stuff.

Speaker 5 That is not what you should do when you start a business. You should try and figure out how do I sustain sales? How do I grow profits so that everybody working for me has a job that's safe?

Speaker 5 And when you find somebody that you hire, and I always say this, hire slowly, fire quickly, because you want the culture.

Speaker 5 If you're the leader of a business, particularly a small one doing under five million sales, which is the majority of shark tank companies, everybody has to share your vision.

Speaker 5 They have to understand where you want to go. Because if they're not on board, it's a cancer in your business.
So when that obviously becomes the case, you have to go to them and say, look,

Speaker 5 you're not on the mandate anymore. You're not with me.
You're not with us as a team. You don't want to do what we want to do.
There's only one thing. We got to get rid of you.
So I'm firing you.

Speaker 5 I'm taking it behind the barn. You know what I got to do? You have to be fair to them.

Speaker 5 You have to pay them what they deserve because you're going to run into them again sometime and you want good karma.

Speaker 5 But by keeping everybody on track, on board, and focused, that's how you grow business. Now, if your mother is no longer performing, what do you do?

Speaker 5 You say, mom, sorry, but you can't work with me anymore because I have to take care of everybody else that's working for me. It's that simple.

Speaker 2 Oedipus had it all backwards. That's what it sounds like.

Speaker 1 What if your brother-in-law is Bill Gates?

Speaker 5 Well, I think Bill Gates probably wouldn't be working for you because stinking rich, he might be your investor, and that's different.

Speaker 1 That's okay.

Speaker 5 If you have a rich brother-in-law and they're investing in the business, your responsibility is, and I'll tell you, anybody that starts a business and then takes money from the outside is no longer working for themselves.

Speaker 5 They're working for that investor. And they have to be very careful.
They get that money back. Because if you actually make money for investors, they'll keep giving you more.

Speaker 1 That's how it works. Okay, so now are you, obviously you're very wealthy.
Are you one of those wealthy people that spreads wealth? Do you take your friends out to dinner? Do you tip well?

Speaker 1 I'm always curious.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I actually,

Speaker 5 when I, I do a lot of business at lunches and dinners, and I always pay for them myself because I don't want to owe anybody anything.

Speaker 5 So I, you know, some weeks, and this may sound crazy, I spend $10,000 on food.

Speaker 2 What are you doing later on?

Speaker 5 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 But, you know, I'd rather take you out for dinner, you're pitching me on a deal, and I'll buy it, I'll pay for the dinner, and I don't owe you a thing.

Speaker 1 That's smart.

Speaker 5 Yeah, look, and for me, it's just an investment, and you know, and that I do a lot of business on a sort of a social basis, and I'm not scared to tell the truth.

Speaker 5 I really do spend that much money, and I'm also in the wine business, so I hate drinking shitty wine.

Speaker 5 So I'm always ordering good bottles, and I'm trying my competitors' bottles versus mine, and that's kind of a fun thing.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I imagine that when you're in a business that you actually enjoy as a consumer, it might be a little bit different.

Speaker 2 So when you're in that space, do you find yourself like, I don't know, I I don't want to say putting your thumb on the scale for something, but you have a business that might be underperforming, but you really like the product, and you might be slower to clear it.

Speaker 5 That's a great question.

Speaker 5 I actually don't do that.

Speaker 5 When a company is failing,

Speaker 5 and believe me, when you're doing the deals that we do on Shark Tank, about 20% don't make it. And the problem with a company that's flailing is it starts to consume a lot of your time.

Speaker 5 And it's not a good investment of your time because it's not going to make it.

Speaker 5 And usually the number one reason, which is very simple, is when a company starts out, they have to have a strategy to acquire customers.

Speaker 5 And everybody thinks the internet is very easy to use to acquire customers. But the truth is that majority of companies fail within 36 months for one singular reason.

Speaker 5 They're never able to get the cost of their customer acquisition below the lifetime value of that customer. A fancy way of saying they go bankrupt advertising.

Speaker 5 It happens to about eight out of 10 companies.

Speaker 2 Eight out of 10 fail because of that.

Speaker 5 So what I look for are companies that have figured out how to acquire customers, and then I just pour gasoline by giving them more money to pursue that strategy.

Speaker 5 That's the secret of Shark Tank: it helps you acquire customers because 10 million people see you a week.

Speaker 5 That's why, if you have an idea, you should get it on Shark Tank, because in syndication, you're going to get a lot of people seeing you.

Speaker 1 You guys are on all the time. Do you ever worry about that? Because you can turn on a TV right now anywhere, and you guys are on aw station.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I know that.

Speaker 1 You're like cops. You're the new cops.

Speaker 5 It's a good thing, and I'll tell you why, because every deal is different. People like to see the deals.
Some people

Speaker 5 binge watch Shark Tank because they just love to see what's coming through those doors next.

Speaker 5 And it's great for the companies because they constantly stay on television and they acquire customers for free. It hasn't hurt Shark Tank.
It's been on for now, it's in its second decade.

Speaker 5 It's amazing. We never thought this was going to happen.
Ever. I mean, you know, I get 11 and 12-year-olds stopping me saying, hey, you overcharged that guy last night on Shark Tank.

Speaker 1 What? Like,

Speaker 5 what grade are you in?

Speaker 1 But that's how

Speaker 5 ingrained Shark Tank is into America now.

Speaker 2 There's definitely like a little little bit of excitement that I get if I'm in a store and I see something in the either the as seen on TV or like one of the aisles, and I remember it from being pitched on Shark Tank.

Speaker 2 I'm like, I feel like a small connection already to the product because I know the person.

Speaker 5 And those companies get to say as seen on Shark Tank, it doesn't hurt them on the shelf.

Speaker 1 Do you ever worry that sometimes you're too much of a shark? That if you get too good of a deal out of someone, they're going to be resentful and maybe the partnership won't work out as well.

Speaker 5 Well, that's interesting. I don't worry about that because in the end,

Speaker 5 I bring a lot to the table.

Speaker 5 I keep telling, you know, the best, you know, we do that deal on Shark Tank and then the due diligence starts and we're working with that team and that company and that CEO that was in the tank and we're trying to close the deal.

Speaker 5 The first thing I do is I say, look, here's 30 other CEOs I've been working with for 10 years. Why don't you call any number of them you want and ask them what it's like to work with Mr.

Speaker 5 Wonderful and let them sell me to you. I'm not going to do it.
I'm just telling I'm really good for you for a whole bunch of reasons, but don't believe me. Talk to these CEOs.
They sell me.

Speaker 5 And that's really how it works. And I think most people that come into Shark Tank now know which shark they want to do a deal with.

Speaker 5 You know, I'm known for the wedding industry, for example, or the wine business, or watches, and all that kind of stuff, or guitars and music, things that I do and people know I do.

Speaker 5 And that kind of leads you into a relationship with that person right out of the gate.

Speaker 5 They don't tell you when they're standing there, but you can, after a couple of minutes, you start to say, oh, this guy wants to be part of of the Mr. Wonderful team of all our companies.

Speaker 5 And he's probably gone online and checked out where my investments are and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 That's what happens. You grew up with a Mr.
Wonderful poster on the ball.

Speaker 5 Hey, some of them were seven years old and now they're in the tank pitching their sticks.

Speaker 1 That is crazy to think about.

Speaker 5 It is crazy. I mean, you know, I had hair when we started.

Speaker 1 Did you actually? No. No.
No.

Speaker 1 I don't remember that.

Speaker 2 Is there a time when someone's walked in and you can tell that they're obviously gearing their pitch toward another shark for, you know, whatever reason, reason, if that's some specialty that they have or it's a product they know that

Speaker 1 someone's going to invest in it and

Speaker 5 that might happen, but you can win them over by doing a better structure, a better deal. There's no guarantee of anything when you come in Shark Tank.

Speaker 2 Does that make you want it more if they're pitching it to somebody else?

Speaker 5 The thing that I've learned that people should understand about Shark Tank, you can have the best plan in the world. You've been practicing your pitch.
You have a strategy. You've got a deal.

Speaker 5 You have a valuation. You've got your team.
You have your dancers. All the crap that you come in with.
Maybe you're dressed in a moose outfit, who knows?

Speaker 5 But you have no idea what's going to happen when they turn on those lights and the cameras start rolling and the shit hits the fan. Some people pass out.

Speaker 1 I've had that happen too. Really?

Speaker 5 Yeah, they're just standing in front of you, and the next thing you know, they're on the floor. They just, whoa, like it's, it's the real deal when you're in there.

Speaker 5 You're sitting in front of a bunch of multi-millionaires that have all been successful in business, and you think you know what you're going to say.

Speaker 5 And you've been practicing it in front of the producers for months, but then the real moment hits, and poo-poo happens.

Speaker 1 And they ask a couple questions, and then everything...

Speaker 5 Some of the pitches that were assumed were going to be the greatest are absolute shit. And the most remarkably stupid ideas end up getting five bids.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 It's like potato parcel. Remember that? A guy

Speaker 5 puts your face on a potato and ships it to you. I've made millions off that product.
Really? It's crazy.

Speaker 1 It's an awesome product.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I mean, you know, $29.95, you get a potato potato with your face on it. Everybody needs one.
Damn. In fact, you know, I have this YouTube channel called Ask Mr.
Wonderful.

Speaker 5 And you should check it out because I get questions from all around the world. And each week I answer maybe six or seven.

Speaker 5 And it's all about the people that want to be on Shark Tank and the deals they see and the questions they ask about what it's like and how do you get casted and what do you got to do and what do you got to say.

Speaker 5 That shows on in 34 countries. That's nuts.
I just won something last month, which I'm so proud of. We won four Emmys, and I'm very appreciative of those.

Speaker 2 Not to brag, just a fact.

Speaker 1 No, no, but just, you know. Yeah, it's just a fact.
There's two four-time Emmyway. You know, but who's counting? Who's counting?

Speaker 5 Right, right. But the one that I really love is I got a phone call.

Speaker 1 This is a global award.

Speaker 5 Villain of television. Top villain.
I am so proud of that. I had to beat out people from Denmark and Italy and France and Germany, and I'm the king villain.
That is a tough award.

Speaker 1 You like being the bad guy.

Speaker 5 I'm not the bad guy. I'm just the guy who tells the truth.

Speaker 5 I was on a train recently from Geneva, Switzerland to Zurich, and this Austrian couple came up to me and said, We just got married yesterday, and we're on our honeymoon in Switzerland.

Speaker 5 Can we get a picture with you? You're the most hated man in Austria. I said, Yeah, baby.

Speaker 1 Come on.

Speaker 5 That's quite a title. Very short.
It is. Yeah.
You know, they love Shark Tank. That's unbelievable.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 2 I just got one last question. I've always wondered this.
Maybe you can break it down to a point where it makes sense for us and our audience. What's going on with Delaware? Delaware?

Speaker 2 Yeah, why is everything based in Delaware?

Speaker 1 Oh, you mean everything?

Speaker 5 Because

Speaker 5 it has a long-standing corporate structure that is a little easier to navigate through litigation.

Speaker 5 Because when you start a corporation, you have to make the assumption that at some point somebody's going to sue you. And it does happen.

Speaker 5 Most companies, as they grow, go through massive amounts of litigation. So if you're trying to protect your assets, Delaware law is better than many other jurisdictions.

Speaker 2 So they have to sue you under the laws of the state.

Speaker 5 Yeah, where you're headquartered or where you're incorporated, or if there's different layers of that structure. But Delaware is probably the most favorable.

Speaker 5 And so that's why it's always, you know, oh, you find out it's a Delaware corp.

Speaker 2 But why can a company that's actually based out of New York, I actually don't know New York laws, but if a company is started somewhere outside of Delaware, how come they're allowed to be like, yeah, we're a Delaware corporation?

Speaker 5 Well, there's also tax considerations. What's happened since Trump got in over the last three and a half years is that now there's a competition between states.

Speaker 5 People are leaving New York and moving to Texas and Florida or taking their company out of Northern California in the Valley and moving it to Jacksonville, Florida to save 30% on coders and a whole lot more on tax.

Speaker 5 And so now you've got this migration of capital within the states all around the U.S.

Speaker 5 You know, that's been fueled by this massive change in tax. If you live in New York City, you're paying over 50% in personal taxes.

Speaker 5 It's crazy. So people start to say, gee, I don't need this.
I want to go live in Miami where it's real warm in the winter. Taxes are significantly less.

Speaker 5 And I can fly to New York for 180 days a year if I want.

Speaker 2 But still no one wants to play for the Dolphins. It's kind of weird.

Speaker 5 Well, the Dolphins, as you boys know, if you go to one of those games, and I've been to many, it's a weird vibe because many of the people that are there are actually cheering for the opposing team because that's where they come from.

Speaker 5 So it's really a melting pot of fans. And, you know, sure, Miami's there, but most of the people in the stadium are not cheering for Miami because they're not from Miami.
It's a transient city, yeah.

Speaker 5 It's a transient city. Mind you, they did kick the Patriots' ass this year, and that was very troubling for me as a Pats fan.
I was very depressed on the outcome of those Miami Miami games.

Speaker 1 For you.

Speaker 5 Look, it's ridiculous. Let Brady win one more Super Bowl, please.
Come on.

Speaker 2 Probably would have retired after this one. You want to get rid of Brady, just let him go.

Speaker 5 You know, if we're going to end on this one, I think Brady is going to give it one more shot, but letting Gralapola go to San Francisco.

Speaker 1 Ooh, you're a Jimmy G guy.

Speaker 5 I am. I would have wanted him as, although in that Super Bowl, I must say,

Speaker 5 I'm taking 20% off retail on him. He did not perform.
He had a minute and a half. I said, this is his moment to shine.

Speaker 5 He did nothing.

Speaker 5 He should have taken his own place. He should have let his head rule him and decide, look, we're going to go.
And I was really depressed at that.

Speaker 1 He had the throw. He missed that throw to Emmanuel Sanders.
That was it.

Speaker 5 Well, you can't be forgiven for that.

Speaker 1 No, you're not.

Speaker 5 In other countries, you'd be put to death for that.

Speaker 1 There you go. That's put into perspective.
And then it gives you motivation to do a good pass. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Right. And the World Cup.
All right. I got one last question.
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Go right now to SeatGeek. How is Rounder Bum doing?

Speaker 5 You can't believe how well that company is doing.

Speaker 1 Do you feel a little bit like you're deceiving the public? So, Rounderbum, for people who don't know, is their shorts, their underwear, their shirts.

Speaker 5 Their male augmentation.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so it makes your butt look bigger, makes your

Speaker 5 frontial augmentation left or right.

Speaker 5 If you wish to really, really look like

Speaker 1 you want to be a peacock?

Speaker 5 You want to be a PP? Yep, your PP enhancement.

Speaker 1 But don't you think that's bullshit?

Speaker 5 So let's look at it this way. You would have thought that that would really appeal to a gay buyer, right? Right.
We have lots of straight men buying that stuff.

Speaker 5 I have friends that have called me and said, look, I hang left. Can I get a little augmentation for the left side? Okay.
I'm saying, really?

Speaker 5 What about the rear end? Because you can get augmentation and a rounder bum at the same time.

Speaker 1 Do you wear it right now? No, I'm not.

Speaker 5 But I'm not.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to see your butt. I am not.

Speaker 5 Listen, I have a beautiful ass.

Speaker 1 See that ass.

Speaker 1 Show me that ass.

Speaker 1 You look like you're wearing it.

Speaker 1 No, you're not. Yeah, you're not wearing it.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 And it's beautiful. Yeah, yeah.
All right. How did it work out? All right, let me pitch something to you real quick.
But you asked how sales are going? It's smoking hot. Really? Yeah.

Speaker 5 One of my most successful companies.

Speaker 5 I'll tell you something, a story that'll blow your mind. I get this phone call last year from

Speaker 5 the underwear apparel buyer at Macy's headquarters, New York. She says, look, you're that dude on Shark Tank with the rounder bum, right? I said, yeah, yeah.
Why are you calling me?

Speaker 5 We want that in our store. We've got such demand from both gay and straight for something a little augmentative in the high knee region.
A little extra. Look at what women have been doing for decades.

Speaker 1 Fuck squats.

Speaker 5 So now men are doing the same thing. And there I am a week later with the guys from Rounderbum.

Speaker 5 We've got all our augmentation products on the table, and the buyer is choosing, and we are now in Macy's. Check it out.
That just shows you how much the world has changed.

Speaker 5 If you want to look a little better on the front or a little rounder in the back, go to Macy's and get Rounderbum.

Speaker 1 Okay, so let me throw something out there for you. On top of Rounderbum, we do a little situation where you can get smarter.

Speaker 1 We give you a pair of glasses, no prescription, so you look smarter, and maybe like a Harvard business ring. Fake, but you can wear it around, and everyone's like, damn, is this guy really smart?

Speaker 5 That's fraud.

Speaker 1 The Harvard business.

Speaker 5 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 If you're just wearing it, it's no different.

Speaker 1 I didn't put it in here. I went, I just strapped it.
I was wearing a ring. I landed a hammock on your erection.

Speaker 5 Howard Hughes invented the padded bra, and the world has never been the same. Right.
And I

Speaker 1 invented the fake craft.

Speaker 5 Padded bra.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 5 Now men are using the same augmentation: padded, rounder bum, augmented left or right. It's all pads.
That's fair game.

Speaker 5 Listen, when a peacock struts out to me, it blows out its wings and its feathers and says, hey, I'm here and I want to dance, baby.

Speaker 5 Same thing with a rounder bum.

Speaker 1 But so where am I committing fraud? If I have a Harvard business ring, right? But you didn't go to Harvard. Yeah, but I didn't say I did.
I'm having a ring. I didn't have anything to do either.

Speaker 1 Oh, come on. You say, hey,

Speaker 5 that's like wearing a Super Bowl ring and you never played the game. You're full of shit.

Speaker 1 Well, no, I didn't say that. I said I got a at Rounder Bum.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's a.

Speaker 5 I'm just saying we've equaled the playing field. If women can have padded bras, men can have padded hineys, and everything's good.
And I'm proud to be part of it. Mr.

Speaker 5 Wonderful is bringing equality to the padded hiney.

Speaker 1 Okay, I'm going to get one. I'm going to wonder.

Speaker 5 You have to. And believe me, people are going to look at you a different way with that frontal left side, baby.

Speaker 5 You can't believe the comments you're going to get.

Speaker 2 You got any coupon codes?

Speaker 5 Just go to Rounder Bum, go online, check it out. Hey, throw me a bone.
I get a royalty.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's true. License.

Speaker 5 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 All right, Mr. Wonderful, Kevin O'Leary.
Thank you very much. You want a bench press?

Speaker 5 No, I'm not going to bother with that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you probably lift it out. I'm wearing my Shark Tank outfit.

Speaker 5 Check this tie out.

Speaker 1 And you should look at those ties. Ooh, sharks.
How much is that tie?

Speaker 5 Very expensive. Sell me that tie or tie.
No, this is silk tie from, you know.

Speaker 1 No, no, sell me that tie. I can't do that.
No, no, no, no, no. It's the only one in the world.
Sell me that tie. Can't do it.
Tell me how I should buy that tie.

Speaker 5 You know why you want it so badly? Because I told you it's the only one in the world, and that's how I'm selling it to you. You're begging for it now.
I don't wear it. By the way, you see this watch?

Speaker 5 Yeah. You'll never see it again.

Speaker 1 Now you want it. Perfect.
No, I don't want that watch. This is one of those.
This is a terrible watch. I want to show more.
Is there a movement? No, I don't want it.

Speaker 5 FP Jorn.

Speaker 5 Maybe he's going to make 17 of them. Maybe.

Speaker 1 I'm familiar with him.

Speaker 5 Now you really want it.

Speaker 1 So you just walk around with that watch to tell people.

Speaker 5 I have one of the world's most eclectic watch collections. I look for pieces that you'll never own.

Speaker 1 Ever.

Speaker 2 I want to hear more about the Stars Rewards program for repeat buyers at Rounder Bum.

Speaker 5 Exactly. You want to get rounder? You want to get more bummy? Even rounder.
You'll just buy more.

Speaker 2 And get them addicted to fake underwear.

Speaker 5 No, it's not fake underwear.

Speaker 1 Have a fake.

Speaker 5 It's fragmentative experiences. That's what we call it.

Speaker 2 Okay, so yeah, because if a girl sees you once in the rounder bum, you know the second time you see her, you also have to wear it. You have to just stock up.
No, no.

Speaker 5 She's stuck. What you should do is be the peacock.
Go double-layered for that second date.

Speaker 1 Really? Now you're crazy. That's crazy.

Speaker 5 I just want to sell a second bear anyway.

Speaker 1 All right, Kevin O'Leary, thank you so much.

Speaker 5 You got it. Take care.

Speaker 2 That interview with Kevin O'Leary was...

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Speaker 1 Okay, let's get to some segments. First up, we have

Speaker 1 Bachelor Talk for guys that don't watch The Bachelor. Hank.

Speaker 8 Fantasy Suites Week.

Speaker 1 Fuck yes. That means the fuck week, right?

Speaker 2 The fuck week. It's windmill fucking.

Speaker 2 Is it windmill back?

Speaker 8 Windmill was not back. They went to a plane hanger because Pete's a pilot.

Speaker 2 I don't know if he has the old cockpit.

Speaker 2 Got it.

Speaker 8 After the Rose ceremony, so this was before Fantasy Sweet Week. This is what set it all up.
Madison, who is the Auburn coach's daughter.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 8 Madison tells Pete that she won't be able to handle it if he sleeps with other women during their fantasy suite dates. However, she says it's not an ultimatum.

Speaker 1 That doesn't sound like one at all.

Speaker 1 So she won't be able to handle it, but he can do whatever he wants.

Speaker 8 Pete goes on his date with Hannah Ann. And this is the first time, I guess, that they put all of the girls on their bachelor, on the fantasy suite week together.
So they're all living together.

Speaker 8 So like after each girl went on their fantasy suite date, they went back and like were just in the mix with the other girls.

Speaker 2 So they had like hang time with the other two girls in between dates.

Speaker 8 I will say I watched this one last night. It was like some of the funniest, most awkward conversation you have ever seen in your life.
Like how'd it go?

Speaker 1 And they're like, uh-huh.

Speaker 2 Good. You know what I would do?

Speaker 2 If I was Hannah Ann.

Speaker 8 One of the girls, Victoria, said it was productive.

Speaker 1 Ah.

Speaker 2 Reproductive.

Speaker 2 If I was Hannah Ann, the first one to go on this date, I would walk back into their little fuck shack apartment or whatever, and I would absolutely be holding my shoes in my hand, just sending a message, just toss them onto the couch.

Speaker 1 Harold messing. smoking a cigarette.

Speaker 2 You do the math.

Speaker 8 So Pete goes on his date with Hannah Ann. They spend the night in the fantasy suite together.
Pete goes on his date with Victoria. They spend the night in the fantasy suite together.

Speaker 8 So the producer set it up so that the girl that said, I'm not giving you an ultimatum, they made her go third. During their date, Madison tells Pete that she's saving herself for marriage.

Speaker 8 Pete then tells Madison that he has been intimate with other girls. Madison leaves the table crying.
The episode ends, and it is unclear if she's gone for good or not. Damn.

Speaker 2 Damn, Madison. So, Madison is Bruce Pearl's daughter?

Speaker 8 No, it is

Speaker 8 Pearl's assistant coach's daughter.

Speaker 2 We've had this conversation probably like six times this year.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 I feel like Madison, I don't want to say that.

Speaker 1 So Madison was one of those things.

Speaker 8 I want to say that she was basically, it was like, Trent put it the best way possible.

Speaker 8 It's like, in the normal world, the problems that Madison have, where it's like, hey, we might be getting engaged next week. I don't want you sleeping with other girls the week before we get engaged.

Speaker 8 That is normal,

Speaker 8 like a normal thought process. But in the bachelor cinematic universe, like you know what what you signed up for.
It's the bachelor. Right, right.

Speaker 8 So to be like, oh, I don't know if I'm comfortable with you like going on dates and hooking up with other girls.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 we're on the bachelor. What are we doing here?

Speaker 2 Why can't you make your own, if you're so in love, why can't you just establish like a new normal for the bachelor and say, hey, listen, we're not having sex. Also, I think.

Speaker 8 The other thing that she didn't tell Pete is that she was like, I'll be mad, but she didn't tell him that she's a virgin herself.

Speaker 2 Oh, she didn't. She didn't tell him that.

Speaker 8 No, she didn't tell him that until after.

Speaker 2 She was just saying we're exclusive right now, but we haven't slept together. Yes.

Speaker 2 That's honestly a ballsy move to say that we're exclusive sleeping with each other when you haven't even reached that point. Like, I kind of respect it almost.
So who you guys got?

Speaker 8 Hannah Ann, Madison, Victoria.

Speaker 2 I think he's going to go back to Madison if she'll let him.

Speaker 1 I'll go with Hannah Ann. I don't know why.
I just keep saying it.

Speaker 8 And then the other, only another, I put this one in, but they did like a little casting thing going into commercials.

Speaker 8 And it's like, if you're a senior looking for love, like apply for casting at The Bachelor.

Speaker 2 Like an old person or a high school senior? No, old person. Mark Sanchez

Speaker 2 on The Bachelor.

Speaker 1 I like that. An old

Speaker 1 people bachelor.

Speaker 8 So, yeah, I don't know what the best of the best.

Speaker 1 Jerry Seinfeld is The Bachelor.

Speaker 2 It could go either way. Either a high school senior or someone who's 60.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right, so that's Bachelor Talk. Thank you, Hank, for watching.
You're welcome. I know you don't like to watch, but you did it for us.
Appreciate that. PR-101, Baker Mayfield.

Speaker 1 We actually don't even need to do PR-101 for Baker. That guy in Cleveland is just a fucking asshole.

Speaker 2 Tony Grossi, right?

Speaker 1 Way to go, idiots. I love that this.
So basically, what happened was they were on a live hot mic. It looked like it was a stream

Speaker 1 for their radio show, and he called, he was talking about Wentz, other quarterbacks, and then he said, and all we got was a fucking midget.

Speaker 1 That was a direct quote. About Baker Mayfield.

Speaker 2 While the mic was hot.

Speaker 1 While the mic was hot.

Speaker 2 Okay, so I feel like the rest of the world should take care of this work for us.

Speaker 1 Fire him. Fire Grossi.
No, I don't want anyone to get fired. But

Speaker 1 no,

Speaker 1 I mean demote him. Yeah, I don't want to get fired.
We're not trying to fire someone just for one mistake. Tell you what.

Speaker 8 He was breaking moves from Jake Marsh. He got suspended indefinitely.

Speaker 1 Suspended. So he probably will get fired.
That seems, I don't know, he should be remorseful. He probably shouldn't have done that.
But, yeah, it feels like a lot to fire someone over one fuck up.

Speaker 1 But either way, you did fuck up, and we have Baker's back, but I don't even think we have to get Baker's back because everyone's making fun of him online right now.

Speaker 2 So Grossi is fucked up not just this one time, but several times when it comes to Baker.

Speaker 1 Well, I don't have any history. He is.

Speaker 1 So you want him fired? I don't want him.

Speaker 2 I'm calling for his hat. I'm not calling for his hat.

Speaker 1 He's canceling him.

Speaker 2 I actually think that it would be beneath Baker to have a local sports talk DJ fired.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't even think it's something that Baker has to address.

Speaker 2 I think what needs to happen is that he just is not allowed to talk anymore.

Speaker 1 Tony Grossy.

Speaker 2 Tony Grossi. Okay.
Just like completely, no more words. Ever.
When you step into the office.

Speaker 2 You've lost your words privileges.

Speaker 1 He gets to do a radio show with no words.

Speaker 2 Yeah, someone else can talk for him. I don't know.
He has to sit in the room and listen to everybody else and not open his big trap.

Speaker 1 There's nothing worse than

Speaker 1 like beat writers, local sports guys in any city in America who openly despise the team that they cover, like in an active hatred way, where they're like, fuck this team. I want this team to lose.

Speaker 1 I hate everyone on it. Those guys are the worst.
They're the worst. They're just miserable people.

Speaker 2 It happens a lot in certain markets.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but they're just miserable.

Speaker 1 And everything they say is just, you know, covered in that misery. And it's so clear that this guy just hates Baker Mayfield, wants him to fail for no other reason than he just wants him to fail.

Speaker 2 He also hates us, by the way. Oh, he does?

Speaker 1 He's a grossy guy. All right, so then fucking fire him.
Fire him. I don't care.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 We have a not to brag, but we called it Deontay Wilder. His excuse for getting knocked out by Tyson Fury on Saturday night was his legs were dead because he wore a 45-pound mask into the ring.

Speaker 1 So pretty much exactly what we said on Monday and Saturday night, the dude was gassed.

Speaker 2 It wasn't just the mask, it was batteries that were associated to make it light up. Heavy-ass batteries.
So he had like six batteries or whatever inside his cloak.

Speaker 2 I feel like if you beat a man that wears that into the ring,

Speaker 2 you should be allowed to wear his outfit out of the ring.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but

Speaker 1 then Tyson Fury would have weak legs.

Speaker 2 Just going to his locker. His party.
So it's fine. It's like in a video game,

Speaker 2 when you walk over body armor, you automatically put it on. If you beat somebody in a boxing ring, you automatically acquire their dress.

Speaker 1 I like that. And people were obviously upset because they're like, wilder's looking for an excuse.
I 100% believe this. He's an idiot.

Speaker 1 Like, he walked through the entire casino, then he put on a 45-pound weighted vest.

Speaker 1 Before the biggest fight of his life, that's so stupid.

Speaker 2 And he did dynamic stretching. We didn't even talk about the dynamic stretching.

Speaker 2 When he was getting his legs bent behind his head, like he was Hannah Ann.

Speaker 1 He did a terrible job of getting ready for this fight, whereas Tyson Fury, again, just didn't even walk.

Speaker 2 It's a good lesson to be learned here.

Speaker 2 Don't move unless it's absolutely necessary.

Speaker 1 Don't move until the moment you have to. Yeah,

Speaker 2 look at animals for guidance on this. Look at the mighty grizzly bear.
They just sleep for, what, five months in a row?

Speaker 1 And they are the kings of the jungle. Exactly.

Speaker 2 And when they're not hunting, they're just scratching their back on a tree.

Speaker 1 Right. So do what the grizzly bear does and just chill out and then go the fuck off.
Vince Young.

Speaker 1 All right. Oh, talking soccer.
What did you have for talking soccer again?

Speaker 2 There's a Romanian club, FCSB.

Speaker 2 So it's in Romania, I guess. This Romanian club makes it ironically.

Speaker 2 Their coach is saying that they suck because they're fucking too much. And so he's telling his players, no more sex.

Speaker 2 Again, not racism. No.
Shockingly. So I think we've mentioned soccer three times in this

Speaker 1 racism.

Speaker 2 Zero discussion about racism. So good job, Set Bladder.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you guys turning right around. That's the whole thing.

Speaker 2 Once you guys crack down on the VD, then there'll be nothing more to fix.

Speaker 1 All right, and that was talking soccer. Hank, do you want to finish up here with guys on chicks?

Speaker 8 Sure. Quick Tebow update for you, though.
He just went and yelled.

Speaker 1 Oh, really?

Speaker 2 Our Tebow.

Speaker 8 He's like so fat, though.

Speaker 1 Really? Yeah. Damn.

Speaker 2 That's sad. Are you going to start rooting for Tebow if he gets a chonk?

Speaker 1 I mean, might have to. I think he has to.
He gets legitimately fat.

Speaker 1 He did get married, so he's fat and happy now. That's true.
All right. What do we got for guys on chicks?

Speaker 8 So for guys on chicks, I actually asked the lady AWLs for some bridesmaid advice for PFT.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, because he's faking a bridesmaid. Yeah.

Speaker 8 So this, we'll start with this one because

Speaker 8 this girl hit me with an 11-point bullet list. Oh, shit.

Speaker 2 That's way too many points.

Speaker 2 I can tell she's a terrible chain emailer when it comes to setting up a bachelorette party.

Speaker 8 11 points of bridesmaid advice for PFT. You're not just a bridesmaid, you're a personal shopper, secretary, and designated bag.

Speaker 2 I'm none of those. I'm zero.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, you've got to hold the bag.

Speaker 8 Number two,

Speaker 2 secure the bag.

Speaker 8 You aren't allowed to complain about your bridesmaid dress until the bride has first.

Speaker 2 I already don't like mine, and I haven't seen it.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 8 Eat before the festivities so you don't get too trashed so you can help escort the bride to different bars.

Speaker 2 Well, here's the thing: the wedding's taking place at a Denny's, and I think the order of operations is we're getting served after the wedding. So that's going to be a good one.

Speaker 1 But you can eat a little, maybe bring like a little granola bar or something as a treat.

Speaker 2 Maybe a little moons over my hammy just snuck into my cute little tote.

Speaker 8 Lipstick lip gloss patrol is all yours.

Speaker 1 Okay. Do you have to do it? You have to have lipstick and lip gloss ready.

Speaker 2 What's the difference? Red all the time. I don't know the difference between...

Speaker 1 One makes you look shiny and one makes you look red.

Speaker 2 Red, yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. There it is.

Speaker 2 So it's just like the Papa John skincare kit. Yeah, right.

Speaker 8 If a chatty dude won't leave the bride alone, step in and take one for the team.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no problem doing that.

Speaker 1 A chatty dude talking to the bride?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'll just be like, what's up, bro?

Speaker 1 What's going on? You trying to fuck? You trying to smash?

Speaker 2 Listen, I'm going to spread these cheeks as a favor to the bride here.

Speaker 8 Don't talk. This is all caps.
Don't talk about X's.

Speaker 1 Yep. Okay.
Yep. Don't talk about that.

Speaker 1 At a wedding.

Speaker 8 Exes is going to be fighting the groom.

Speaker 1 I feel like it's going to be a good idea. So probably will come up in discussion at this particular wedding.
I'd agree.

Speaker 1 I don't know if any of these are good pieces of information.

Speaker 8 These are hilarious. I'm just like, I like reading them.

Speaker 1 Don't fuck the groom. Yeah, don't talk about it.
Always about

Speaker 2 she's fucked.

Speaker 8 Always check bathroom stalls for party members before you say anything about anyone.

Speaker 1 Oh, that actually is a good one because that's that is.

Speaker 1 The female bathroom, you never know what's going on. You never know who's sitting there taking a tinkle.

Speaker 2 Didn't Panic at the disco write a song about that? Maybe. Like overhearing somebody at a wedding.

Speaker 8 Last two: check with the bride before hooking up with one of her family members. No.

Speaker 8 And 11, if the dance floor is empty, all caps fill it.

Speaker 1 Okay, I'm a great wedding guest.

Speaker 2 I'll be honest.

Speaker 2 I'm like, usually if I'm at a wedding, I'm in the top 5% in terms of party starters there. There we go.

Speaker 8 All right, so

Speaker 8 some other advice. As a four-time bridesmaid, there's definitely pressure to hook up with one of the single groomsmen.
By serving as a bridesman, aren't you kind of a cockblocking the groomsman?

Speaker 8 Absolutely. Or are you planning to take one for the team?

Speaker 2 No, I'm not hooking up with any of the groomsmen officially.

Speaker 8 And then another person said, put that hair up and proceed to suck and fuck everything with a pulse.

Speaker 2 Was that from a girl?

Speaker 8 I guess.

Speaker 1 I mean, if you want to have a girl.

Speaker 8 We said chicks only in the tweet.

Speaker 2 Okay, so then, yes, it was definitely a woman.

Speaker 1 So are you writing this down? I feel like you're not writing any of this down.

Speaker 2 No, I got to suck, but then I didn't write the fuck part down. No, it's very important.
It's going to be fun. Yeah.
It's going to be fun.

Speaker 2 I think that, like I said, on Monday's show, wearing heels for me is going to be huge. Yep.
Although I already can't ready, I can't wait to take them off because I've seen girls.

Speaker 1 Bring some flip-flops.

Speaker 2 I'll bring some chocolates.

Speaker 2 But yeah, it's going to be a good time wearing a dress out in Vegas.

Speaker 1 Anything else?

Speaker 8 A couple guys on Chick's ones. My boyfriend and I have been dating for a little over three years, and he has this awful trait of hiding all of his snacks from me.

Speaker 8 I'm short, so he routinely puts them on the top of the shelf where he knows I can't reach them.

Speaker 8 Even worse, he will blatantly lie to me when I ask him if he has food, which I discover later when I find him eating the food that he said he didn't have.

Speaker 1 Smart.

Speaker 8 Should I be hiding my food and his food from him or lie to him saying I don't have to get low places?

Speaker 1 Put it in the lowest cabinet.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, I don't.
Dude, you think I'm getting all the way down close to the floor to find out?

Speaker 8 I'm hungry and there's no food. I'm opening every cabinet.

Speaker 2 He's got a bad back, man. He can't be doing that.

Speaker 1 I can't.

Speaker 1 You put it low enough, I'll just pass on it.

Speaker 1 Or I'll try to do the thing where you kick it to yourself.

Speaker 1 I'll do that all the time.

Speaker 2 What I would do if I were you is I would put them in the place that he won't look. Like in like put a candy bar in your tampons.

Speaker 1 Inside of a book.

Speaker 2 Yeah, inside of a book is another good one. Or just like in your jar of coconut oil that you use for whatever it is that you use that we don't understand.

Speaker 1 In the in, yeah.

Speaker 1 Whatever he's, whatever chore he doesn't do, like if he doesn't take out the trash, put it underneath the trash.

Speaker 2 Just put it in the vegetable drawer.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if he doesn't do the laundry, put it in the, you know, the dryer. Everything will work out.

Speaker 1 And then when he does do the laundry, you can be like, hey, you left all that chocolate in there, you idiot.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And he'll think it was him for sure.
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 8 All right, last ones could get a little contentious.

Speaker 8 Hey, boys, especially Daddy Cat. It took two plus years, but my fiancé and I finally got in our first fight.
Help us settle our argument. Who is the best Campbell's chunky soup mom, Mrs.

Speaker 8 McNabb or Mrs. Davis?

Speaker 1 Oh, I think it's Mrs.

Speaker 2 McNabb. McNab all the way.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't even.

Speaker 1 We don't know who Mrs. Davis.
Did she say

Speaker 1 she say who picked who? No. Oh, it's got to be Mrs.

Speaker 2 McNabb. It's McNabb.

Speaker 8 I just know you guys are older, so I know Mrs. Davis was like before

Speaker 8 Mrs. McNabb, but I only remember Mrs.
McNabb.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she was the best.

Speaker 2 The great part about Mrs. McNabbs

Speaker 2 was that

Speaker 2 when she was doing the commercials, that was like right when all the drama with McNabb and T.O. was going down.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's like with Baker when you cut to a commercial and like something's going on in the news with him, and then he's also there in commercials. Just McNabb was everywhere for about two years.

Speaker 1 So yeah, Mrs. McNabb, easy.
Pass it down.

Speaker 1 Hopefully you won your argument with your

Speaker 8 tell us if that like the guy's got to be like a Broncos fan.

Speaker 8 Who's arguing for you? He's going to send his.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right. That's a weird thing to do.
So, yeah, you won. Congrats.
All right, we will see everyone on Friday. We'll be in the at the Combine in Indy.
See us say hello, and we'll see everyone there.

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Speaker 1 things that you say.

Speaker 1 Just a flame of words.

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