Shark Tank’s Kevin O’Leary, Hand Size Season And Guys On Chicks

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You get $10 for free, $10 to the ASPCA. Today is Wednesday, February 26th, and it is officially hand-size season, combine season.
Everyone's freaking out out i have a take pft but i first wanted to know what you thought about the hand size of our friend joe burrow i thought it's perfectly normal i thought nine inches is a great inches uh for your hands i so you measured me a couple years ago when you went around the office please specify that it was hands you measured you well you've measured a few things you've measured me and i was i was a little bit under nine inches a couple years ago somehow i've grown since then lengthening your your hands i've been yeah somehow using different hand massaging techniques uh i'm up to a full nine inches if not a little bit more now um so joe burrow i guess he was under. Was he under nine inches? He was nine on the nose.
But a couple years ago. I think now, regardless, Joe Burrow is nine inches, which is the cutoff.
Right. And what did Golik say? It's more than enough? It's more than enough.
Nine inches is more than enough. He can take his nine inches anywhere he wants, and somebody will be satisfied.
Yeah. All right.
So my take is this. I think the pendulum has swung so far into mocking combine season.
I actually hate it now because what happens is with everything in media, we mock it to the point where everyone now sees the hand sizes be released. They see the measurables, and they start saying, oh, this is the dumbest thing ever.
Who would ever think a hand size would correlate to an NFL quarterback being good?

And it might not.

It probably doesn't directly correlate.

But like everything with the combine, it's a ton of data that all gets put in a pool.

I think we both agree watching the game film is still number one.

But would you not rather have a guy with a bigger hand than a smaller hand?

I would rather have a guy with a bigger hand. Yes, it's so stupid.
Here's where they need to get even more granular with it, I think. The most important inches in your hand come between your thumb and your index finger.
Well, it's like the NBA doesn't even do the pinky because they go from the middle finger to your wrist. That's exactly what I'm saying.
It should go from your index finger to the tip of your thumb or your middle finger to the tip of your thumb because that's where your grip strength is going to come in. Right.
They should measure that distance, not to the pinky. Pinky doesn't really make all that difference.
It's just like if you're measuring somebody's height, why not just measure to the top of their eyes? Because every inch above your eyes is wasted inches, like from your eyes to the top of your head.

A big forehead, I know it can mean you're the next Peyton Manning,

but it's usually just like empty real estate.

Yeah, well, big brains.

That's why we have the Wonderlic.

But we'll get the Wonderlic results.

People will freak out about those.

We'll get the random draft questions that get asked,

and everyone will leak that and be upset about that.

I just think the Combine has become this thing where we mock every single scout and every single team and how they do it and some of it is very silly like running a 40 yard dash i'd rather see are you you know jerry rice wasn't the fastest guy he's a hall of famer one of the best of all time if not the best but at the end of the day like putting all this data together it's not a bad thing they should be a bad thing to be like, hey, this guy's got big hands. Have you ever thrown a fucking vortex? You can throw it a million miles.
If you throw a big NFL football, it's harder. It's harder to grip it.
It's harder to throw a better spiral. That's just a fact.
But you can throw a baseball farther than you can throw a golf ball. Well, that's density, right? Yeah, but that's the same as vortex vortex to a regular football there are other like okay a little smaller of a football you could still when you grip it you know you can when you have a small football on your hands you know you can throw it farther with a better spot i agree with you that the measurements are there for a reason right and it's not like nine inches as opposed to nine point seven five inches or nine inches as opposed to to 8.75 inches makes a world of difference.

Like I know Jake Fromm measured in at like 8 and 7 eighths.

Oh, this is another one of my favorite parts though.

Everything is out of eighths of an inch.

So if you measure in at like 9 and a half inches, it's really 9 and 4 eighths of an

inch.

Right.

So everything's based off that scale.

I just think it matters a little bit.

There's not that much of a difference between 8 and 7 eighths as opposed to nine where that magical cutoff is. But there is absolutely a benefit to having a big hand if you're trying to grip a football in like the rain or in the cold.
There's definitely, where they lose me a little bit and I actually kind of love this is that they measure the kicker's hands too. Yeah, but they measure everything.
Yeah. I mean, if the play falls apart, he's probably going to be throwing the ball around.
As a kicker, I can tell you 75% of our job is just playing ping pong in the locker room. Right.
So you need big hands for that. I just think it's so funny because it has swung all the way.
I know that there's been some antiquated things that have been exposed with scouting and how we do things. And obviously, analytics has made everyone a smarter football fan, and it's good.
But at the end of the day, some of these things, we can scoff at it. We can laugh about it.
But I would rather have a quarterback with a 10-inch hand than an 8.5-inch hand. I just would.
If all things else were equal. Obviously, if there's a great player who has an 8.5- half inch hand he's unbelievable like patrick mahomes has nine and a quarter obviously that's not the thing the deciding factor but if all things are equal i'd probably have the guy who's taller and has a bigger hand when it comes to my quarterbacks i want a 10 inch hand when it comes to my defensive lineman i want their penis to break through their compression shorts when they run the 40 yard dash exactly i'm a simple man with simple taste and i taste, and I'm trying to scout for the best football team I can make, and those are the two thresholds that I look at.
It's also interesting that some of the shortest guys, because height is obviously another thing that comes into play, and I think that's been sort of debunked with Kyler Murray and Baker Mayfield and Russell Wilson and Drew Brees, like all these guys. But again, you would probably rather have a guy who's a little bit taller.
Someone who's eye tall. Who can see, who doesn't have to move around the pocket as much.
If they're an exceptional athlete, if they're an exceptional quarterback like Russell Wilson, height doesn't matter. But guess what? Russell Wilson and Drew Brees, a little fun fact for you, two of the biggest hand sizes in the NFL.
There you go. So you've got to have something big on you.
So if you're looking at their spider chart, it's a game of give and take when it comes to that. Now, with Russell Wilson and Drew Brees, they do have tall eyes.
They're like flounders. Their eyes are very, very high.
Although Drew Brees, as his hairline recedes, it looks a little bit – maybe that's why he's not playing as well anymore because he's got more empty real estate up there. I like what Joe Burrow said today because Joe Burrow finally put his name out there and put it in blood and said that if the Bengals draft me, I will play for them.
Wow. That sent shockwaves through the NFL.
I think that this is Galaxy Brain Burrow because I think that he is intentionally showing such poor decision-making process that he says that he will play for the Bengals, that the Bengals would be like, oh, fuck, we don't want him. Yeah.
Why would anyone want to play for us? That's not our kind of guy. He's failed the simple question, how many ping-pong balls in a 747.
He failed the most basic question on purpose. Will you play for the Bengals? He's like, yeah, I'd love to play for the Bengals.
Boom, red flag. Who, in their right minds, would you want to play for the Bengals? I know you'd coach them.

I would coach them.

Yeah, no, I probably wouldn't want to play for the Bengals. Yeah, I'm officially not.

If I get drafted by the Bengals, I'm pulling an Eli Manning,

and I'm going to demand a trade immediately.

I think I would probably not play for the Bengals.

But this is all combine season.

We had Dave Gettleman get in front of the media.

He gave a hilarious Gettleman-esque press conference.

He said he called himself. Who is he talking about? If he trades – was it Leonard Williams? He said, I'll get killed, but I've got thick rhino hide.
So he's calling himself thick rhino hide. He also said offense scores points, defense wins championships, and offense is offense when talking about maybe switching the scheme.
You snap the ball and you throw the ball and you catch the ball.

It's pretty basic.

Again, this is very funny coming from a GM in 2020 after watching like Patrick Mahomes

just win the Super Bowl against the best defense and just seeing like all these quarterbacks

and the offenses, the offensive revolution being like, you know what?

We don't care about that.

It's defense, defense and running the ball.

When you're saying offense is offense, you snap it, you catch it, you run you run it you pass it he was just thinking all about saquon barkley all those items yeah you you dance around the hole you get a guy named saquon barkley and then that is your offense and then you get to spend all your draft picks on defense from this point on but you're right i mean like with uh with what we saw in the playoffs i'd say that having a transcendental offense is probably better usually than having a very,

very good defense. Because it's extremely hard to put together all the pieces on defense to make your defense like the 85 Bears.
Well, are those Ravens from the early 2000s or the Buccaneers from the cover two days? It's also just one of those easy things to just be like, hey, we want to have an explosive explosive offense. Hey we want to have a really good offense.
We want to score a lot of points. Not offense is offense defense wins championships.
But there is a part of like there's some guy sitting in New Jersey or Long Island right now who's like Big Blue is back. Yeah.
Listen. Lawrence Taylor days.
Listen you're not going to win in the NFL by outscoring your opponent. You have to make them not outscore you first.

Yes, exactly. So we have all that going on

in Indy. We're going to head to Indy

tonight, actually. So we'll be there all

day Wednesday doing a couple interviews.

What are you going to say? I have a theory about Joe Judge.

Yeah. The coach of the New York

football Giants. I think that he is

very good at pulling like an Andy

Bernard. I'm not really buying

what he's been saying the more I think about it in his introductory press conference where he's just getting basically up in front of the media and saying we're going to be bigger men than the other team. Look at me.
I'm a man. We're going to outman the other team by being more physical and we're going to practice more physically than they are.
I think he just saw Gettleman and he was like this is a mark right here. I can say everything that Gettleman wants to hear and I'll get hired.
So I think that Joe Judge is going to live out the next couple years of his life just basically trying to be Gettleman's wet dream of head coach. Got it.
And just rack up those paychecks. So just copy everything he says? He's Andy Bernard.
Or is he Andy Bernard to Bill Belichick and copies everything Belichick does? Because that introductory press conference was very similar to the Belichick. Everyone know, everyone was applauding it.
But that's saying that Belichick is Michael Scott, which in this situation he would not be. True.
Well, yeah, I mean, it's the Peter principle, right? He doesn't care about people mirroring what he says. He doesn't even notice that.
That's true. He doesn't even notice his own son doing it.
Right. Okay.
Belichick is so great. How come he gets caught at cheating all the time?

You'd think that he would get away with it every now and again.

When was the last time he got?

I mean, he hasn't gotten in trouble in years.

Like a month ago?

And it wasn't even him.

It was the guy who was hired just out of nowhere. By Mr.
Kraff.

It was an independent contractor.

Yeah.

He doesn't even have a health care, so it's fine.

Can't say anything to him.

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We're going to be in Indianapolis. We are going to be doing some interviews.
We're going to be walking around the combine, everyone just walking around and being like, look at that. Look at Tua walking.
Walking. That was big news on Monday.
Tua's walking. Well, they analyzed his gait.
Yeah. So pro football doc looked at how he was walking.
It was like, there's a hitch in his step, but it's a better hitch than it was like two months ago. And I was watching him walk.
And honestly, I thought like, that's kind of how I just walk normally. It's like a slight limp all the time.
Pimp walk. 35 years of hard living.
Yes. That's what Tua looks like now.
But the good news is his walk will continue to improve throughout this process. And he has huge hands.
Big hands. Jordan Love, big hand guy.
Now the guy from Michigan State, what's that quarterback's name again? Lewerke? Yeah, Lewerke. Oh my, he's like 10 6-8.
Yeah, he stinks. Massive.
I don't care. Big hands.
And I think that our next quarterback that's going to kind of fulfill the Josh Allen role, and we do like Josh, but when he was going into the draft, he was the quarterback that got – he climbed the draft board the longer it went since the last time he played a game until the draft. The guy this year is going to be Eason from Washington.
As we get closer to the draft, people are going to forget about what he put on film at Washington.

Yeah.

And eventually he'll be like top 10.

He was Georgia's quarterback and got beat out by Fromm.

So yeah, he definitely is going to go up.

Yes.

Oh yeah, Fromm's got really small hands, right?

Fromm saw our tweets about him.

He did?

And he said, fuck off.

No, he didn't.

Did he really?

Yeah.

When did he say that?

Yesterday. He replied to us? No.
dm'd you there are people in the room what what are you saying you gotta at least no i'm just saying that there are people in the room that yeah leroy leroy is reporting that jake from's reaction to me and you talking trash about his hands was fuck off interesting yeah who good who told you Who told you that? Well, Leroy did. Jake Fromm told Leroy? Leroy told me that.
Did someone else say that Jake Fromm? Our friend Jess Matana had a tweet that went reviral that actually is a red flag for Jake Fromm because his Twitter handle is Jake Fromm State Fromm. That's so ridiculous.
Dude, just do it, Jake from State Farm. That's Clown Tony O'Brown all over again.
Yeah, he's a fucking idiot. Like, sorry, Jake.
You really want us to get mad? Now we're mad. My darling Jake.
You moron. He's probably a nice guy.
I'm sure he is. I thought he should have left Georgia right after the national championship game, just not played for two years.
I was ready to draft him number one overall after that game. Where is he projected to go? He's all over the place because he wasn't good.
He wasn't bad. He just didn't have a lot of weapons.
I don't know. I think it's late first, early second.
That would be amazing. Chicago bears Patriots.
You know, what's going to happen? Need it. You know, what's going to happen? Let me see Steven Chase mock draft.
I'll tell you where he's going to go. Isn't the first like 15 picks.
You get three quarterbacks that go off the board that nobody expected. And then everyone in the second half of the draft just panics.
Like we got to get in on some of these. Yeah.
So I, yeah know exactly where he's gonna end up but he feels like with the hand size with us kind of dogging him here he's probably gonna slip he's gonna get the reverse josh allen from us unless he wants to pay us some of his signing bonus which then we will start saying oh my god jake from what a smart guy i actually think jake from might bevalued because of how small his hands are. If you get him in a city like Miami, that would actually be perfect.
If you can't, for whatever reason, the Dolphins don't land Tua, maybe trade back. His hands are small, but that video of him flipping the ball when he snaps back is still undefeated.
True, good point, Hank. Good point.
He's got lively figures. Okay, so Jake Fromm, if you're listening to this or someone close to you is, we will make that video go re-viral.
All you got to do is say you like us. That's really all it takes, really, when it comes down to it.
I'm looking at one mock draft right now, and he does not look like a first-round guy. But I'll give him a late first-round grade.
Why not? Just throw it on there. Tell you what, before I make any more judgments about his hands, I need to see that thumb to middle finger split.
It's like you get the 20-second split on the 40-yard dash. Actually, here we go.
Jake Frum, all you got to do is send us a picture of you giving us the finger. And we'll be like, oh, my God, look at your fingers.
They look so long. That's true.
Big boy. Growing boy.
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And weather whatever in Ariat work gear. I'm kind of on the hot seat myself.
Oh, okay. So you want to start? Because I'm not on it.
You're not. Oh, yeah.
Do you even drink? Me and Stella. Do you burn, bro? We got the cut.
cut yeah but my other hot seat was actually you pft oh so the last couple months you've kind of been like the the common man athlete slash professional that everyone's rooting for you know they want him to be a pro and they want him to you know get his shot it still rattles me every time i see you with the blue check the underdog i can't get used to it i i don't every time i see it i'm like what's going on i'll? Yeah, I'll be honest. It's so bizarre.
Yeah, it's so bizarre. I don't really like it, but I have found myself just swimming in that verified tab on Twitter.
Are you going to get rid of it? I was going to switch my Twitter bio to unverified bad boy, though, so thank you for that. Oh, damn.
So why is PFT on the outside? But you're like the underdog, you know, everyman journeyman that everyone's rooting for. David Ayers, the NHL goalie who was like a Zamboni driver, that they called in and asked him to start a game.
He won the game, so he's kind of the new guy. Everyone's kind of forgot about PFT and his XFL dreams.
That's true. This guy, David Ayers, is like the new journeyman hero.
And it truly is. $500, Zamboni driver.
Yes. It's the only sport that can have this happen.
The Blackhawks had it a couple years ago. There's no other sport where you can have a, like, I mean, obviously he's good enough to be in the NHL for that moment.
He's not terrible, terrible. But it's the only sport where a goalie can be a guy just driving a Zamboni.
Let's throw him in an emergency. There's no other sport like that.
I had always really enjoyed these stories of the emergency backup goalies.

Kickers can do it too. But there's not

an emergency kicker.

Sometimes there can be.

Maybe there could be.

In college maybe.

There could be in college.

But what I like about the emergency goalies

is I never really understood it

until last year.

There's one that's in the building somewhere

that they just stashed

beneath the stadium. It's like the extra ref.

Yeah, in an undisclosed location so no one can get to them. And so if your two starting goalies get hurt, it doesn't matter what team it is, they're going to come out and fill in.
I didn't understand that until like last year because I'm an idiot. I just thought, oh, that's weird that it's always somebody that happens to be from that hometown.
Some random dude gets in but yeah it was pretty awesome also it makes him even more of a uh a common man is he got in and then like 70 of the attention went to his wife because his wife was really good at twitter while he was in that's and so everybody after the game was interviewing him and they were just asking about his wife's twitter account he was like oh she just likes to get just likes to get on the Twitter and have fun, I guess. Just pop off for a second.
Wait, what team is it? It's for the Hurricanes, right? That's pretty awesome. I love the story like this.
They're going to write a movie. Maybe it's just a documentary about all of them.
Okay. What's the...
We should do that over the summer. Try to interview as many emergency goals.
Emergency goals. Yeah.
Or Zamboniamboni drivers. Either or.
My cool throne is Brooks. Got a GQ feature, although they look kind of weird in the pictures.
No offense, Bruce. What? Why would you say that? Let me look.
Look at the pictures. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
It's not vintage Brooks. GQ, what does he look like? The sunglasses were...
He wears sunglasses all the time. Okay.
It's kind of weird. All right, I'm looking.
He's looking pretty hot. He's in a bathrobe or some kind of...
It looks like he looks like Neo in The Matrix, the Lawrence Fishburne's character. When he's golfing wearing the robe, that looks pretty sweet.
He definitely was like... There was probably a wardrobe person that showed up.
That's what it looks like to me. That's what it looks like to me.
The see-through shirt with the tank top. They were like, just here and wear this, and he was like, okay.
Chain looks good. Sunglasses.
I like the yellow tint. So, yeah, he's hot, as always.
Duh. Hottest golfer, both golfing and looks on the tour.
So the one that I didn't really know about was the one where he's on the water. Is he in a jet ski or is he on boat because they don't show what he's riding if it's a jet ski that's fucking awesome that's sweet i think he's on a boat jet skis are on a boat he's on a boat all right he looks great uh and then my other cool throne was the jordan crying face meme yes so at the kobe bryant tribute uh at stable center yesterday michael jordan spoke very very nice speech but he started crying at the end of it and he like was like breaking the the fourth wall he's like oh i didn't want to cry i told my wife i was going to cry because now i'm going to see memes of my crying face for the next three or four years yeah that was kind of crazy it was an awesome tribute in a touching spoke yeah yeah it was like in a very like obviously it was all very sad and like but like shack story about him saying uh yo kobe there's no i on team and him being like there is an me in that motherfucker like that was very funny the

MJ thing was very funny so it was a very nice

ceremony but there were some funny

things that came out I like how Michael

Jordan said like he went when he

acknowledged the crying face

he's like now Kobe's got me because he turned me

into a meme again yeah like that was nice saying

like Kobe beat him yeah

but yeah it was a really good speech I thought

that Shaq was awesome yes at it

and you could tell that like he those guys

I'm going to go to the meme again. Yeah.
Like that was nice saying like Kobe beat him. Yeah.
You know, but yeah, it was a really good speech. I thought that Shaq was awesome.
Yes. And you could tell that like he, those guys obviously meant every word of it.
Is that it, Hank? All right. My, my hot seat is Joe Biden because Mr.
Joe Biden has been busted. He got rated for Pinocchios, which is the worst thing you can call anybody in American politics these days because he said that he got arrested in South America or South Africa when he was visiting Nelson Mandela but he really just got detained oh my god he got spoken to it's harshly it's pretty bad pretty bad stuff so he should get arrested for saying that I agree yeah he should you want to buddy? Hey, listen, Jack.
You want to talk all that trash like your corn pop around here? Guess what? We'll lock you up straight away. All right, Jack? Who is that? Is that a Joe Biden? That's Joe Biden.
So he got no handcuffs? I don't know what happened in terms of the security apparatuses that were put around him, but he was not arrested. Damn.
That's a real gross thing lie about it is it is like lying when you're going to visit a place like that it's just it's bad and then trying to get cloud off it yeah really dude cloud chaser really uh and then my other hot seat is chanting so there's a japanese soccer club they're called visco kobe and they banned chants in their stadium in order to try to stop the coronavirus from spreading oh that's their that's their first line of defense is no more chanting that's this could be a good new feature with uh soccer around the country like around the world where they have something like this like oh all these fans haven't shown up to this game coronavirus or racism which one is it that's like when you started that saying that i was like oh they were probably being racist towards probably chanting something very much what soccer fans do a very specific racist chant towards koreans yeah or something was going on you know they they got banned with by the champions league that's always soccer whenever they have a champions league game and there's no one in the stands like well they have a four-year ban on all international play because of racism. I also love how there are certain stadiums in Turkey and Eastern Europe that are extremely dangerous to be in.
People get knifed there and flares being thrown there. And they're like, hey, knock it off with saying that racist word.
There are people murdering each other in the stands. So, okay.
So it's coronavirus, not racism. So it's coronavirus.

It's made everyone not chant.

Exactly.

In Italy, Italian soccer fans are spreading the coronavirus around.

Oh.

Yeah.

Okay.

They're spreading the coronavirus around.

Got it.

I can get racist because they do so much gesturing with their hands.

Yeah.

Like the Italians speak.

She needs some hand cleansers.

They're throwing all the germs all over the place.

They're just, yeah. When an Italian talks, that's like a physical version of chanting.
My cool throne is the San Diego State University Jackrabbits women's basketball team. South Dakota.
What did I say? San Diego. Yeah, South Dakota, the Jackrabbits.
So one by one, five players from their team all hit half-court shots. I saw that.
In practice, they went viral. It was Sidney Stapleton, Addison Hirschman, Peyton Burkhardt, Jordan Ferrandt, and Lindsey Theanik.
So they all hit. Not really practical, though.
Well, in a game, you shoot from half-court sometimes. Dudette Perfect? Oh, I like that.
You break them up. That's like if all the guys from Dude Perfect got on their periods at the same time.
They'll all be able to hit half court shots. Do you know they're on a tour? Yes, I did know that.
They sell it out. I did know that.
But here's the worst part. They had a freshman named Tori Nelson who also made a half court shot, but they didn't start taping until after she made it.
Oh, Tori. So it was really six years.

So Tori, here's your acknowledgement.

Congratulations.

You had it.

You allegedly made it a three point shot.

We believe you.

We believe you.

Yeah, we believe you.

All right.

My hot seat is the Olympics, similar to with the coronavirus talk there.

The Olympics are now on the hot seat because of the coronavirus.

And we had a IOC member.

I think we knew this, but I didn't. I forgot that his name was Dick Pound.
Oh, yeah. But his name's Dick Pound.
How can you forget Dick Pound? IOC member Dick Pound says, Tokyo Olympic organizers have until late May to see if the virus is under control. If not, you're probably looking at a cancellation.
You can't cancel the Olympics. Sounds like like dude you think dick pound would lie i think

probably no i think dick pound is someone he dick pound is obviously now trending so it's fun that you know when we can talk about a deadly disease that no one can get control of at least we can get the right thing trending here with dick pound that is kind of funny so dick pound name literally means unit unit.

And he is the head of the IOC.

Head member.

IOC member.

I'm going to call him IOC head. He's the head of the member, Dick Pound.
Yep. I think, yeah, it is good for awareness that his name is Dick Pound.
We wouldn't be talking about it as much. People are clicking Dick Pound, the trending, and now obviously a lot of people aren't really reading the headlines they're just seeing the name dick pound he this is exactly why hiv and aids became so well discussed in america when magic johnson true said that he had the virus true it's all fact we need a someone who can stand up and have their name trend straight up pound damn a lot of jokes being made about dick pound poor dick pound i mean he knows it though yeah he doesn't care if your name is dick pound though and you don't become a porn star yeah do you think you're probably not well endowed well i like what dick pound is doing because he's it's nice that he's just getting it out of the way because he could go by richard but he's he's basically saying no i'm not gonna hide from this like you made the joke in your head yeah I'm gonna just make sure that everyone knows that I'm not afraid of saying my name's Dick Pound yeah he's actually taking the joke away from you right right because if it was Richard Pound everyone would just make the joke and then we'd be like thinking oh Richard Pound really didn't want us to say this he's prematurely saying it's it's perfect.
I'm going to get this out of the way. Perfect Dick Pound.
All right, my cool throne is Zion, because Zion is allegedly, Bill Simmons said that he heard from a source that Zion is 300 pounds. And if Zion is 300 pounds, he's on my forever cool throne because he's our Chonk King, and everything he does.
He's already incredible. Put better numbers than rookie LeBron.
It's incredible watching him. I don't know if you saw that one clip where he just bullied the ball out of someone on the Warriors.
It really did look like a high school kid playing basketball against middle schoolers. He got like two points, two rebounds, and a steal in like one second.
In one second, right. But Zion, if he is 300 pounds, he's the most impressive athlete of all time.
If he's doing this as a 300-pounder, and he's also on the cool throne forever because if things go wrong, it's like, dude, he's 300 pounds. What do you expect? He's three bills.
I was looking at him the other day, and he actually looks skinnier than he did at Duke. He looks stronger.
He might be stronger, which is, I don't know, that's almost more impressive to just get over 300 pounds just by getting yoked up. He's also around bigger people, so maybe that's why he looks a little skinnier.
That's true. In college basketball, when he would play against teams that didn't have great athletes, it's like, holy shit, this is not fair.
Yeah, that's a great point when he's going up against seven-footers. When he played against Taco Fall, he looked small.
And now he looks – I don't know. Maybe my eyes were deceiving me.

But if he's over – Bill Simmons has a source?

He said a source told him that he was over 300 pounds.

That's nuts to me.

I mean, I really hope it's true because he really is the most impressive athlete of all time.

I'm trying to think who Bill Simmons' source that has eyes on a science scale would be.

I don't think J.J. Redick would ever reveal another man's weight.
That would be very mean. I think JJ would do it as a joke.
Oh, say he's three bills? Yeah. Yeah, maybe Zion's going to be like LeBron's weight, where it just keeps going up.
Remember when LeBron was 290? People would be like, yeah, LeBron's 7'2", 290. Yeah, no, he's now 7'5".
He gains eight pounds a game. Kevin Durant gets half an inch taller every time we talk about him.
So maybe Zion will just end up being like 400 pounds, dominating everyone. I still think he could dunk at 400 easily if you put on 100 more pounds.
Oh, there's no doubt about it. All right, that is hot seat, cool thrown.
He's a guy that every time he dunks, I get upset when the rim doesn't bend. He needs to shatter a backboard.
I don't think they make him that way anymore, but fuck. He should do the dunk contest and just have it be an old backboard.
No, he did at the Rising Stars game. He broke the foundation of the hoop.
That's right. But I'm saying shatter.
True shatter, I feel like we haven't had a true shatter in a decade. It's different when you see him grab the rim and it's slightly bent, and then they stop the game for 20 minutes and wheel another one out.
That's not the same as like tearing the scoreboard or the shot clock down onto your opponent's head. Right.
I need that. Okay.
So let's get to our interview with Kevin O'Leary, Mr. Wonderful.
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Wonderful. okay we now welcome on very special guest it is mr wonderful kevin o'leary from shark tank the new season debuts on friday correct yeah big switcheroo we don't have to fight against primetime football on sunday nights there we go so we're gonna boost our ratings like crazy so you're gonna boost the ratings like crazy now uh going to talk about everything in this interview, but I have to start with something that you did.
You showed up to the office, our office, about an hour early. Are you trying to play a mind game with us? Absolutely.
I wanted to screw you up because today we had a massive media sweep day. We started, I think, at 5 a.m.
I got up to do Good Morning America, then The View, then yada, yada, then whatever else. And we were just pounding it down.
All the sharks together, Cuban and I were together on some of these things, Barbara and other guys. And we got it done efficiently.
I couldn't believe it. Usually these New York trips are a total screw-up.
And here I am half an hour early. Now, if you can't handle that, too bad.
Well, we made you wait. We've been ready for like an hour and a half.
It's going to cost your career badly.

Mr. Wonderful doesn't forget.

If I have to waste time like that, you have to pay.

Well, you wasted it.

I was in here just working out.

I was like, you know what?

Let him wait for a second.

Watch what happens from here on in bad things.

Don't you think we have the upper hand right now?

Not at all.

Now that you've disclosed the truth, you are screwed.

You know what?

Because I like you so much already, I'm going to air this interview in its entirety tomorrow. I just need 5% of the rest of your income for the rest of your life.
That's never going to happen, of course. The licensed king.
Look, it's a great way to go. I love cash flow.
I like to get a check every month. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
Well, so I was actually going to get to that later, but let's just dive into it. How many times do you have to go to your mailbox to get a check every month, or is it all just direct deposit? I got people for that.
And I get this tear sheet every month and I just go through it. And I'll tell you, it tells me the health of a business when I'm getting percentage of sales and I'm looking at, you know, over 50 different companies.
I remember which ones are working well and which ones aren't based on what the cashflow is from the prior month. So I tell my guys, give me the last three reports in three different columns.
And I just graze through it. I'm just like a miner.
Miner for gold. That's it.
And I look at the cash flows and I know which companies are doing well and which aren't. This is old school.
Because if you let people BS you into investing in companies that never return your money, it's a horrible outcome.

This way, I've got a piece of the action on the top line,

and I always have some equity in the bottom.

So I like both sides.

I see companies like Uber or WeWork that are valued as $10 billion companies

or whatever they are at any given time,

and they're always cash flow negative, right?

They're always losing money.

I told the WeWork's crew here in New York, having met with them many times they were a lot of people working there were very entrepreneurial i said you are a zero and you're going to zero with a bullet because that old game that that the that structure that kind of company has been tried before twice once in england once here it always goes to zero because what you're basically doing is taking long-term debt obligations to either lease or buy a building and then you're providing short-term leases to some really shitty companies that don't make any money like let's paint the wings of a butterfly.com and you're going to rent that to them i'm interested in investing in yeah that sounds pretty cool is that like you stand in front of it for an instagram picture picture? But my point is you have a whole building full of crap companies that don't make money and you have to keep paying your mortgage off. So eventually when there's a downturn in the economy, you go to zero because you can't pay for the buildings.
Now in the case of WeWorks, because they had such a huge investor, it lost so much. They had to do another round of refinancing.
But believe me, they're going to restructure that company. It is a disaster on wheels.
So you walked into their offices and you told them straight to their face, you're a zero. Yep.
So are you ever not a dick? No, I'm just telling the truth. I'm the only shark that tells the truth.
If you want to do kumbaya and worry about- Tell us which ones do kumbaya. Break them down for us.
Break down each shark. To my right is Barbara.
To my left is Lori. And they're kumbaya all day long.
But they'll say, look, you keep going. Keep wasting your family's money.
It's a dog of an idea, but I'm not going to invest in it. But you keep going.
I don't want to hurt your feelings. I say, that idea is a piece of shit.
And it's going to zero. And you're going to bankrupt your family.
Do you want the truth or not? If you can you can't handle me wait till the real world gets you it's going to bite you in the hiney because in business there's no gray you either make money or you lose it pick one and there's you know oh i'm hurting their feelings i don't care about their feelings i care about their money i'm trying to help them i'm the only shark that really cares about you the rest are disingenuous and they lie to people all day long. What about Cuban? Mark doesn't lie to people.
He tells you the truth. We don't agree on anything and that's okay because we haven't agreed on anything in 11 years.
He's always doing tiny equity deals. I think his nuts.
Frankly, Mark is now moving towards my, and I feel I should invoice him for the education he's received from me.

He turned down.

I actually offered him a licensing deal.

We had Mark on about a month ago.

Five years ago, I was in front of him.

I gave him a licensing deal.

He could license 10% of my brain for the rest of time.

He gets money off of it for a million dollars.

He turned it down.

But have you noticed as the years have rolled on that everybody wants to do licensing deals? Who invented licensing deals on Shark Tank? You invented it all. There's only one guy, Mr.
Wonderful. And now all the other sharks are grasshoppers.
They're learning from Mr. Wonderful.
So what's your next move to get in front of that? Well, I'm always going to have a license deal because I love the cash flow. Repeat that.
Cash flow. Let that roll off your lips.
Cash flow. Okay.
Isn't that wonderful? Yeah. And then now I go for a little equity, a little taste, a little wet my beak of equity.
There we go. Wet the beak.
Yeah. Wet the beak.
So if you woke up tomorrow morning, you had $0 in your bank account. Yeah.
Big fat zero. No checks coming to the mailbox.
That would be a very bad outcome. It would be bad because that's no cash flow.
That sounds like a WeWorks to me. It does.
Yeah yeah and everyone would tell you the truth about what they think of you i would be like i'd be like you're you're broke you're broke as shit yeah what's your first move if you have zero dollars in your bank account well i'm a salesman i'd get right back out of bed get my ass out of bed and start selling something that's all i've ever done my whole life i'm sales and marketing baby that's what i do and i think it's the hardest job in the world because every month you started zero yet again and I tell all the great sales women and men I work with because you know if I'm gonna buy a company I don't go meet the CEO first what I do here's my strategies I roll into town I say who's the guy or gal running sales who's running the sales show here I want to take him up for dinner and we're gonna drink some wine if you want to find the truth out about a business you meet the person running sales and they know where all the skeletons are. They know what's working.
They know what isn't. You find out so much.
And then after that, and maybe three or four bottles of wine, the next day I go meet the CEO and say, listen, I had dinner with your head of sales. I have some questions for you.
And if that guy doesn't know the answer or a woman who's ever running that company, doesn't understand what I know about their company from the sales side, as soon as I get control of that company, I fire the CEO. Because if you don't understand the pulse of a business, which is sales by the day, by the month, by the year, you don't know what's going on.
Has there ever been a time where you did that, but the salesperson was so good, they sold you on something that wasn't real? No, because great salespeople have one thing. It's called consistency.
When they give you a quarterly target and they hit it consistently, you can't BS sales. You either have the sales or you don't.
So the most coveted salespeople, and anybody listening to this that's in sales understands this, are the ones where the CEO or the people above them can rely on what they say. So if they say, look, boss, I think I can bring in 5 million this quarter, the CEO then takes the resources required to get that 5 million and deploys it, puts it at risk.
And if the salesperson misses, that's a bad business decision. So you need salespeople that are consistent.
I've been doing this forever. I've got 50-plus portfolio companies,

and I know the ones that are good at forecasting sales

and the ones that can't.

But salespeople are gold.

They are the essence of American business.

The essence of American business.

I know you didn't say Canadian.

Is it different up in Canada?

Well, I'm a North American investor.

I've got businesses actually now all around the world.

O'Shares, my ETF company, invests globally now. It's got over 800 million in it.
And I've got deals in Mexico, Canada, over in Europe, pure stateside. I got a lot of deals.
And basically, I try and invest in good businesses. And I kind of ride the ins and outs of the economy.
But most of them make money. And they send me a check every month.
And then I can eat. Is it easier to sell things just in general up in Canada than it is here? I feel like that would be like fishing with dynamite.
Like, here, buy this product. Oh, okay.
Thank you. Canada is unfortunately right now in the bottom quartile of the G7 because of really weak management.
You know, the problem with having a poor leader, and look, I don't want to be critical of- Oh, go ahead. Yeah, well, Justin Trudeau, he's never run a business.
He has no idea what he's doing when it comes to being competitive. So, you know, Trump slaughtered him on energy.
Just yesterday, another $7 billion left Canada in the energy space, and it's moving to the U.S. because, you know, Trudeau can't...
All we do is win. Yeah, well, with Trudeau...
We'll put a pipeline anywhere. It's real easy to beat him.
So 7,000... We're like, are you taking that shit off? Yeah, you got some endangered elk? Fuck them.
We're building a pipeline. Yeah.
Yeah, the U.S. is building pipelines.
Canada can't get it done. So the capital, 7,000 jobs.
Out of Canada. Boom.
Suck them right off. I think I like Justin as a person.
I would never let him manage my money. He shouldn't be managing a country, and he will lose his job soon because Canadians are just howling at the moon.
They're so unhappy. That's a genius thing that all cutthroat guys say.
They say, I like that guy as a person. And then they just go off.
No, but I'm being honest. I mean, I'm sure he's not managing his own money because he'd be bankrupt by now.
All right, so Shark Tank. Let's talk about walks in that room what is the first thing you're looking for because i feel like you more than anyone else will decide almost instantly so what is that i'm going to share a little secret with you guys because i've been doing this for so many years and i've seen thousands of pitches i can actually tell now when they step out on that carpet the way it it really works is they come out and then a steadicam takes a bunch of shots.
So we're waiting for about 90 seconds before they start talking. The set director says, don't say anything.
Just look at the sharks and let us get our tight shots of you from the various steadicam angles. So they're sitting there.
They've been waiting all day. They walk out there.
The lights are on. The 21 cameras are on them.
The sharks are looking at them. And at that moment, I can sense their aura.
And I know exactly whether we have winners or losers. They don't even have to say anything.
I just have to look at them. And I know right away.
And I'm not right some of the time on this. I'm right 100%.
I can now, at this point, sense the aura of success or losers. Okay, so our producer has a genius idea.
Can we have him walk in the room and you can sense his aura? I just can't understand. We're going to have Hank walk in the room.
Have the camera follow you. He has one of the smartest ideas.
I won't tell you what the idea is. You don't have to tell me.
The aura will say. The aura will tell me.
That is revolutionary for the car game. The car space.
Do you like cars? Do you think the world meets cars? Of course I love cars. Oh, interesting.
Absolutely. Do you like when people use the term space instead of industry? Here he comes.
Here he comes. Here he comes.
I love that. Here he comes.
Wait, wait. Stand up in the middle.
Right in front. Get in the middle and then put the camera around him.
Let's get our steadicam shot. Mr.
Wonderful's looking him up and down. Okay, hang on.
We need to get the shot. Hank is wearing a stained shirt.
It is Mardi Gras, though, so he probably was drinking earlier. Okay, I think we're ready.
Are you ready? You want the answer? Yep. Hank's a loser.
Oh, come on. Oh, what? He comes in to pitch an idea with that t-shirt on and his sweats.
Are you kidding? He's pitching it. I'm sorry, man.
You've got to be a winner. You've got to be ready.
You have to be on your game when you walk in a room like this. Hank, don't even say anything.
You're a loser. Explain your idea real quick, Hank.
All right, you're going to bed every night. You want to get your mouth.
No, wait. I thought it was just a car stick.
Oh, I have so many ideas. I know which one we were doing.
He's going to tell you about combining NyQuil and Listerine. This one's already been on Shark Tank, though.
Who it has? The different version. Do the other one.
May or may not be better. Listerine and NyQuil combined.
Basically, cut your time getting ready for bed in half. Hank, don't give up your day job.
Was I right? Yeah. You're right.
You didn't even think about it, though. You didn't think about it.
I just thought about it. It really sucks it really sucks if Lori was here she would be at QVC this is QVC city QVC I do like how and Hank's mind so that's the kind of thing Lori would say you know that's you keep going you keep trying with that but oh I can't invest in that but oh you keep going that's wonderful that's disingenuous that's lying I told Hank the truth.
That idea sucks. He's a loser.

Everyone has teeth.

He's not a loser.

The idea is a loser.

My point about the karma is I sense their idea and I can say loser when it is a loser because

that is a dog.

Oh.

Okay.

I got one.

I'm just going to go.

I'm not even going to walk into the room.

I'm not going to wait for the steadicam.

Okay.

Nightcaps.

What?

We don't. No one wears nightcaps anymore.
We used to wear them all the time. They're going to come back.
Team branded nightcaps. NFL nightcaps that look like...
I'm just going off the cuff right now. I haven't even thought about this.
Yeah, no kidding. They look like little helmets and maybe the strap that goes around your chin looks like a face mask.
Boom. Sort of like Scro right yeah except branded right to your team yeah sold uh no no definitely not i don't think nightcaps are popular these days because yet well what's happened since the days of scrooge i'll tell you why they wore nightcaps a little history lesson for you in scrooge's day when you went into your bedroom it was coal-fired hearth that gave heat to the bedroom.
So let's say you're going to bed at 10 o'clock. You stoke up the fire, okay? It's burning.
It's warm in the room, but you're going to be asleep for eight hours. So sometime four hours later, the coals burn down and it starts to get really cold in your room.
So in those days, they'd have covers over them, but their head was exposed. So what they did to heat their dome is they put a little cap on because when they woke up, they could see their breath.
That was old England in those days before there was central heat. Now we have central air conditioning in both houses.
This is good to know your history. So that's why the nightcap is a really bad idea because nobody stokes their fire in their bedroom anymore.
Are you talking about Scrooge McDuck? Any Scrooge from the days of, you know, like you're talking 1800s here. Nightcaps are popular with men's styles.
What about Scrooge McDuck? Maybe, but what does that have to do with the nightcaps? I don't know. I'm just wondering.
He's got the pool of money and he jumps in the coins. I think your boy should come to the Shark Tank set.
I would eviscerate both. Oh, I would own your ass.
There are a couple things that you're missing out about nightcaps is the comedic effect when you're when you're snoring and it kind of floats up in the air like in cartoons that's funny people want to see that the other thing is we're your girlfriend slash wife would love to see that we can get one person to write a junk science article about how using a nightcap will eliminate the flu uh-huh or like coronavirus yeah that would be a hot seller right now in asia at like a 90 level and then of a sudden you're going to have every Facebook mom across America ordering them. Yep.
Really all bad. I mean, you really should come to Shark Tank.
I'm going to give you a personal invitation. Okay.
I'll give you one. And this is one that actually Mark Cuban said he regrets that he passed up on.
Okay. We trademarked the phrase, think about it.
Because what are you doing right now? Thinking about it. Yep you owe me money license thinkaboutit.com right and so you anytime i'm pretty sure you couldn't trademark that but if i tell you to think about it you immediately start thinking about it now you owe me money interesting it's the best thing you've come up with so far okay the rest of it total shit yeah all right i like that all right so you sense aura when someone walks in have you had i'm their idea.
They're not the person, not a bad person. Because they're thinking about that idea.
They're so intense. They've been practicing for a year.
They're finally on the Shark Tank carpet. All they're thinking about is their pitch.
They're trying to remember how they're going to put it together. I look in their eyes and they go, oh, it's a dog.
So have you ever invested in one that turned out to not be great? And you're like, what was with my aura detector that didn't have the spider sense in the early years but i began to build it into my psyche because i'd seen so many pitches and by the way it's not just on shark tank i get stopped on the street right outside here people want to pitch me and here's something you should know if you pitch a shark any shark you'll never be on shark tank because of the game show laws the shark can't know the deal when that person comes out on the carpet. And every once in a while, someone walks out and I go, oh, shit, that person was in my office last week.
I stand up and say, stop tape. I don't want to break any laws.
I don't want this person to be disingenuous. They signed a contract saying they hadn't talked to a shark.
It happens. Oh, so I would love to take you up on your offer to go to Shark Tank.
No, it's too late now. You'll never be on Shark Tank.
Yeah, so we probably hypothetically would have killed you on Shark Tank, but we can't do it.

We can't.

Sorry.

You can try and remember it that way if you wish.

That's perfect.

Now we have an out when anyone's like, hey, you guys are so smart.

Because people approach us all the time like, you're so smart.

You have so many ideas.

You should go on Shark Tank.

Yeah.

Actually, they tell us we should be a shark.

Yeah, we can't. Do you think we have what it takes to be a shark?

Tell you what.

You pitch us on something and I'll judge your aura.

Well, you tell you what?

You pitch us on something and I'll judge your aura.

Well, you know, what I've said all the time. I don't like your product.

Okay, it's over between us.

All right, so you have a quote that says when someone asked you about being cutthroat,

you said you have to be willing to fire your own mother. You do.
You do. Would you do that? Yeah, I would.
And I'll tell you why. People don't understand this, but you'll figure it out when you start a business.
Let's say you start a business. The first thing your tendency to do, and people make this mistake all the time, is they hire all their high school friends and their family.
Their sister, their brother, their brother-in-law, all that stuff. That is not what you should do when you start a business.
You should try and figure out, how do I sustain sales? How do I grow profits so that everybody working for me has a job that's safe? And when you find somebody that you hire, and I always say this, hire slowly, fire quickly, because you want the culture. If you're the leader of a business, particularly a small one doing under five million sales, which is the majority of Shark Tank companies,

everybody has to share your vision.

They have to understand where you want to go

because if they're not on board,

it's a cancer in your business.

So when that obviously becomes the case,

you have to go to them and say,

look, you're not on the mandate anymore.

You're not with me.

You're not with us as a team.

You don't want to do what we want to do.

There's only one thing. We got to get rid of you.
So I'm firing you. I'm taking it behind the barn.
You know what I got to do. You have to be fair to them.
You have to pay them what they deserve because you're going to run into them again sometime and you want good karma. But by keeping everybody on track, on board, and focused, that's how you grow business.
Now, if your mother is no longer performing, what do you do? You say, mom, sorry, but you can't work with me anymore because I have to take care of everybody else that's working for me. It's that simple.
Oedipus had it all backwards. That's what it sounds like to me.
What if your brother-in-law is Bill Gates? Well, I think Bill Gates probably wouldn't be working for you because he's stinking rich. He might be your investor and that's different.
That's okay. If you have a rich brother-in-law and they're investing in the business,

your responsibility is, and I'll tell you, anybody that starts a business

and then takes money from the outside is no longer working for themselves.

They're working for that investor.

And they have to be very careful they get that money back

because if you actually make money for investors, they'll keep giving you more.

That's how it works.

Okay, so now are you, obviously you're very wealthy.

Are you one of those wealthy people that spreads wealth? Do you take your friends out to dinner? Do you tip well? I'm always curious. Yeah.
I actually, when I do a lot of business at lunches and dinners and I always pay for them myself because I don't want to owe anybody anything. So I, you know, some weeks, and this may sound crazy, I spend $10,000 on food.
What are you doing later on? Yeah, exactly. yeah exactly but you know i'd rather take you out for dinner you're pitching me on a deal and i'll buy it i'll pay for the dinner and i don't owe you a thing that's smart yeah look and for me it's just an investment and you know in that i do a lot of business on a sort of a social basis and i'm not scared to tell the truth i really do spend that much money and i'm also in the wine business so I hate drinking shitty wine so I'm always ordering good bottles and I'm not scared to tell the truth.
I really do spend that much money. And I'm also in the wine business.
So I hate drinking shitty wine. So I'm always ordering good bottles.
And I'm trying my competitors bottles versus mine. And that's kind of a fun thing.
Yeah, I imagine that when you're in a business that you actually enjoy as a consumer, it might be a little bit different. So when you're in that space, do you find yourself like, I don't know, I don't want to say putting your thumb on the scale for something, but you have a business that might be underperforming, but you really like the product and you might be slower to correct the inner workings.
That's a great question. I actually don't do that.
When a company is failing, and believe me, when you're doing the deals that we do on Shark Tank, about 20% don't make it. And the problem with a company that's flailing is it starts to consume a lot of your time.
And it's not a good investment of your time because it's not going to make it. And usually the number one reason, which is very simple, is when a company starts out, they have to have a strategy to acquire customers.
And everybody thinks the internet is very easy to use to acquire customers. But the truth is that majority of companies fail within 36 months for one singular reason.
They're never able to get the cost of their customer acquisition below the lifetime value of that customer. A fancy way of saying they go bankrupt advertising.
It happens to about eight out of 10 companies. Eight out of 10 fail because of that.
So what I look for are companies that have figured out how to acquire customers. And then I just pour gasoline by giving them more money to pursue that strategy.
That's the secret of Shark Tank is it helps you acquire customers

because 10 million people see you a week.

That's why if you have an idea, you should get it on Shark Tank

because in syndication, you're going to get a lot of people seeing you.

You guys are on all the time.

Do you ever worry about that?

Because you can turn on a TV right now anywhere and you guys are on a station.

Yeah, I know that.

You're like cops.

You're the new cops.

It's a good thing and I'll tell you why. every deal is different people like to see the deals some people binge watch on binge watch shark tank because they just love to see what's coming through those doors next and it's great for the companies because they constantly stay on television and they acquire customers for free it hasn't hurt shark tank it's been on for now it's in its second decade damn It's amazing.
We never thought this was going to happen, ever. I mean, you know, I get 11 and 12-year-olds stopping me saying, hey, you overcharged that guy last night on Shark Tank.
What? Like, what grade are you in? But that's how, you know, ingrained Shark Tank is into America now. There's definitely like a little bit of excitement that I get if I'm in a store and I see something in either the As Seen on TV or like one of the aisles and I remember it from being pitched on Shark Tank.
I'm like, I feel like a small connection already to the product because I know the person behind it. And those companies get to say, As Seen on Shark Tank, it doesn't hurt them on the shelf.
Do you ever worry that sometimes you're too much of a shark? That if you get too good of a deal out of someone, they're going to be resentful and maybe their partnership won't work out as well? Well, that's interesting. I don't worry about that because in the end, I bring a lot to the table.
I keep telling, you know, the best, we do that deal on Shark Tank and then the due diligence starts and we're working with that team and that company and that CEO that was in the tank and we're trying to close the deal, the first thing I do is I say, look, here's 30 other CEOs I've been working with for 10 years. Why don't you call any number of them you want and ask them what it's like to work with Mr.
Wonderful and let them sell me to you. I'm not going to do it.
I'm just telling I'm really good for you for a whole bunch of reasons, but don't believe me. Talk to these CEOs.
They sell me. And that's really how it works.
And I think most people that come into Shark Tank now know which Shark Tank they want to do a deal with. You know, I'm known for the wedding industry, for example, or the wine business, or watches, and all that kind of stuff, or guitars and music, things that I do and people know I do.
And that kind of leads you into a relationship with that person right out of the gate. They don't tell you when they're standing there, but you can, after a couple of minutes, you start to say, oh, this guy wants to be part of the Mr.
Wonderful team of all our companies, and he's probably gone online and checked out where my investments are and all that kind of stuff. That's what happens.
You grew up with a Mr. Wonderful poster on the wall.
Hey, some of them were seven years old, and now they're in the tank pitching their stuff that is crazy to think about it is crazy i mean you know i had hair when we started did you actually no no yeah i don't remember that is there a time when uh someone's walked in and you can tell that they're obviously gearing their pitch toward another shark for you know whatever reason if that's some specialty that they have or it's a product they know that well that's true that's a good point on them that might happen but you can win them over by doing a better structure a better deal there's no guarantee of anything when you come in shark tank does that make you want it more if they're pitching it like to somebody else the thing that i've learned that people should understand about shark tank you can have the best plan in the world you've been practicing your pitch pitch. You have a strategy.
You've got a deal. You have a valuation.
You've got your team. You have your dancers, all the crap that you come in with.
Maybe you're dressed in a moose outfit. Who knows? But you have no idea what's going to happen when they turn on those lights and the cameras start rolling and the shit hits the fan.
Some people pass out. I've had that happen too.
Yeah, they're just standing in front of you and the next thing you know, they're on the floor. They just, whoa.
It's the real deal when you're in there. You're sitting in front of a bunch of multi-millionaires that have all been successful in business and you think you know what you're going to say and you've been practicing it in front of the producers for months.
But then the real moment hits and poo-poo happens. And they ask a couple questions and then everything...
Some of the pitches that were assumed were going to be the greatest are absolute shit. And the most remarkably stupid ideas end up getting five bids.
Yeah. It's like potato parcel.
Remember that? A guy puts your face on a potato and ships it to you i've made millions off that product really it's crazy yeah it's an awesome product yeah i mean you know 29.95 you get a potato with your face on it everybody needs one damn in fact you know i have this um youtube channel called ask mr wonderful and you should check it out because i get questions from all around the world and each week i answer maybe six or seven and it's all about the people that want to be on shark tank and the deals they see and the questions they ask about what it's like and how do you get casted and what do you got to do and what do you got to say the show's on in 34 countries that's nuts i just won something last month which i'm so proud of we won four emmys but and i'm very appreciative of those not to brag just a fact no no but just you know yeah it's just a fact there's four four time emmy winner you know but who's counting right who's counting right right but the one that i really love is i got a phone call this is a global award villain of television top villain i am so proud of that i had to beat out people from denmark and italy and france and germany and i'm the king villain, that is a tough award. You like being the bad guy.
I had to beat out people from Denmark and Italy and France and Germany,

and I'm the king villain. That is a tough award.
You like being the bad guy. I'm not the bad guy.
I'm just the guy that tells the truth. I was on a train recently from Geneva, Switzerland to Zurich, and this Austrian couple came up to me and said, we just got married yesterday, and we're on our honeymoon in Switzerland.
Can we get a picture with you? You're the most hated man in Austria. I said yeah baby come on that's quite a title

they love Shark Tank. That's unbelievable.
All right. I just got one last question.
I've always wondered this. Maybe you can break it down to a point where it makes sense for us in our audience.
What's going on with Delaware? Delaware? Yeah. Why is everything based in Delaware? Oh, you mean everything? Because it has a longstanding corporate structure that is a little easier to navigate through litigation.
Because when you start a corporation, you have to make the assumption that at some point somebody is going to sue you. And it does happen.
Most companies, as they grow, go through massive amounts of litigation. So if you're trying to protect your assets, Delaware law is better than many other jurisdictions.
So they have to sue you under the laws of the state of Delaware. Yeah, where you're headquartered or where you're incorporated, or if there's different layers of that structure.
But Delaware is probably the most favorable. And so that's why it's always, you know, oh, you find out it's a Delaware court.
But why can a company that's actually based out of New York, I actually don't know New York laws, but if a company has started somewhere outside of Delaware, how come they're allowed to be like, yeah, we're a Delaware company? Well, there's also tax considerations. What's happened since Trump got in over the last three and a half years is that now there's a competition between states.
People are leaving New York and moving to Texas and Florida or taking their company out of Northern California and the Valley and moving it to Jacksonville, Florida to save 30% on coders and a whole lot more on tax. And so now you've got this migration of capital within the states all around the U.S.
that's been fueled by this massive change in tax. If you live in New York City, you're paying over 50% in personal taxes.
It's crazy. So people start to say, gee, I don't need this.
I want to go live in Miami where it's real warm in the winter. Taxes are significantly less.
And I could fly to New York for 180 days a year if I want. But still, no one wants to play for the Dolphins.
It's kind of weird. Well, the Dolphins, as you boys know, if you go to one of those games, and I've been to many, it's a weird vibe because many of the people that are there are actually cheering for the opposing team because that's where they come from.
So it's really a melting pot of fans. And, you know, sure, Miami's there, but most of the people in the stadium are not cheering for Miami because they're not from Miami.
Transient city, yeah. It's a transient city.
Mind you, they did kick the Patriots' ass this year, and that was very troubling for me as a Pats fan. I was very depressed on the outcome of those Miami games.
Poor you. Look, it's ridiculous.

Let Brady win one more Super Bowl,

please. Come on.

Probably would have retired after this one. You want to get rid of Brady,

just let him win another. You know, if we're going to end on this one,

I think Brady is going to give it one more shot,

but letting Galapagos go

to San Francisco. Oh, you're a Jimmy G guy.

I am. I would have wanted him as...

Although, in that Super Bowl, I must say,

I'm taking 20% off retail on him. He he did not perform he had a minute and a half i said this is his moment to shine yep he did nothing he should have taken the his own place he should have let his head rule him and decide look we're gonna go and and i i was really depressed at that he had the throw he missed that throw to emmanuel sanders that was can't be forgiven for that.
No, you cannot. In other countries, you'd be put to death for that.
There you go. Put it into perspective.
And then it gives you motivation to do a good pass. Yeah, right.
And the World Cup. All right.
I got one last question. SeatGeek question.
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Go right now to SeatGeek. How is Rounderbum doing? You can't believe how well that company is doing.
Do you feel a little bit like you're deceiving the public so rounder bum for people who don't know is their shorts their their underwear their shirts their male male augmentation yeah so it makes your butt look bigger makes your gut augmentation left or right yeah if you wish to really really look like you want to be a your... You want to be a peacock? You want to be a peacock?

Your PP enhancement.

But don't you think that's bullshit?

So let's look at it this way.

You would have thought that that would really appeal to a gay buyer, right?

Right.

We have lots of straight men buying that stuff.

I have friends that have called me and said, look, I hang left.

Can I get a little augmentation for the left side?

Okay.

I'm saying, really?

What about the rear end? Because you can get augmentation and a rounder bum at the same time you wear it right now no i'm not but i'm not let me see your butt i am not listen i have a beautiful that ass check this show me that ass you look like you're wearing it uh no you're not yeah you're not yeah yeah it's beautiful yeah yeah all right so i work out all right let me pitch something to you real quick. But you ask me how sales are going? It's smoking hot.
Really? Yeah. One of my most successful companies.
Because they've, I'll tell you something, a story that'll blow your mind. I get this phone call last year from the underwear apparel buyer at Macy's, headquarters in New York.
She says, look, you're that dude on Shark Tank with the rounder bum, right? I said, yeah, yeah. Why are you calling me? We want that in our store.
We've got such demand from both gay and straight for something a little augmentative on the hiney region. A little extra.
Look at what women have been doing for decades. Fuck squats.
So now men are doing the same thing. And there I am a week later with the guys from Rounderbomb.
We've got all our augmentation products on the table and the buyer is, and we are now in Macy's. Check it out.
That just shows you how much the world has changed. If you want to look a little better on the front or a little rounder in the back, go to Macy's and get Rounderbum.
Okay, so let me throw something out there for you. On top of Rounderbum, we do a little situation where you can get smarter.
We give you a pair of glasses, no prescription, so you look smarter, and and maybe like a harvard business ring fake but you can wear it around and everyone's like damn is this guy really smart that's fraud the harvard the harvard the fake no no no no no no no if you're just wearing it it's no different howard hughes invented the padded bra and the world has never been the same. Right.
And I just invented the fake cross ring. Padded bra.
Okay. Now men are using the same augmentation, padded, rounder bum, augmented left or right.
It's all pads. That's fair game.
Listen, when a peacock struts out to mate, it blows out its wings and its feathers and says, hey, I'm here, and dance baby yep same thing with the rounder bum but what so where am i committing fraud if i have a harvard business ring right you didn't go to harvard yeah but i didn't say i did i'm having a nice ass either oh come on you say hey that's like wearing a super bowl ring and you never played the game you're full of shit well no i didn't say that i said i got it at got it at Rounderbum. I'm just saying we've equaled the playing field.
If women can have padded bras, men can have padded hineys, and everything's good. And I'm proud to be part of it.
Mr. Wonderful is bringing equality to the padded hiney.
Okay. I'm going to get one.
You have to. And believe me, people are going to look at you a different way with that frontal left side, baby.
You can't believe the comments you're going to get. You got any coupon codes? Just go to Rounderbomb.
Go online. Check it out.
Hey, throw me a bone. I get a royalty.
Yeah, that's true. License.
Yeah, exactly. All right, Mr.
Wonderful, Kevin O'Leary. Thank you so much.
Do you want to bench press? No, I'm not going to bother with that. You probably lifted yesterday, right? I'm wearing my Shark Tank outfit.
Check this tie out. You probably bet yesterday.
And you should look at those ties. How much is that tie? Very expensive.
Sell me that tie. Power tie.
No, this is silk tie from, you know. No, no.
Sell me that tie. I can't do that.
No, no. It's the only one in the world.
Sell me that tie. Can't do it.
Tell me how I should buy that tie. I'm telling you.
You know why you want it so badly? Because I told you it's the only one in the world, and that's how I'm selling it to you. You're begging for it now.
I don't wear ties.'ll never see it again now you want it perfect no I don't want that this is one of the right is there a movement no I don't want it F P Jorn in the maybe he's gonna make 17 of them maybe I'm familiar with him now you really want it so you just walk around with that watch to tell people I have one of the world's most eclectic watch collections. I look for pieces that you'll never own ever.
I want to hear more about the stars rewards program for repeat buyers at rounder bum. Exactly.
You want to get rounder? You want to get more bummy? You just buy more. You get them addicted to fake underwear.
No, it's not fake underwear. It's augmentative experiences.
That's what we call it. Yeah, because if a girl sees you once in the rounder bum,

you know the second time you see her, you also have to wear it.

You have to just stock up.

You're stuck.

What you should do is be the peacock.

Go double layered for that second date.

Now you're crazy.

That's crazy.

I just want to sell a second parody.

All right, Kevin O'Leary, thank you so much.

You got it.

Take care.

That interview with Kevin O'Leary was... We're going to get right back to the show.
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First up, we have Bachelor Talk for guys that don't watch The Bachelor.

Hank.

Fantasy Sweets Week.

Fuck yes.

That means the fuck week, right?

The fuck week.

It's windmill fucking.

Is the windmill back?

The windmill was not back.

They went to a plane hangar.

It's Pete's a pilot.

The old cockpit picked up on that.

Got it. After the rose ceremony, this was before Fantasy Suite Week.
This is what set it all up. Madison, who is the Auburn coach's daughter.
Okay. Madison tells Pete that she won't be able to handle it if he sleeps with other women during their Fantasy Suite dates.
However, she says it's not an ultimatum. That doesn't sound like one at all.
So she won't be able to handle it, but he can do whatever he wants. Pete goes on his date with Hannah Ann.
And this is the first time, I guess, that they put all of the girls on their bachelor, on the fantasy suite week together. So they're all living together.
So after each girl went on their fantasy suite date they went back and like we're just in the mix with the other girls so they had like hang time with the other two girls in between dates i will say i watched this one last night it was like some of the funniest most awkward conversation you have ever seen in your life like how'd it go and they're like good you know what i would do if i was hannah and one of the girls victoria said it was uh productive ah. If I was Hannah Ann, the first one to go on this date, I would walk back into their little fuck shack apartment or whatever, and I would absolutely be holding my shoes in my hand, just sending a message, just toss them onto the couch.
Harold, meth, smoking a cigarette. You do the math.
So Pete goes on his date with Hannah Ann. They spend the night in the fantasy suite together.
Pete goes on his date with Victoria.

They spend the night in the fantasy suite together.

So the producers set it up so that the girl that said,

I'm not giving you an ultimatum, they made her go third.

During their date, Madison tells Pete that she's saving herself for marriage.

Pete then tells Madison that he has been intimate with other girls.

Madison leaves the table crying. The episode ends, and it is unclear if she's gone for good or not.
Damn. Damn Madison.
So Madison is Bruce Pearl's daughter? No it is. Assistant coach.
Pearl's assistant coach's daughter. We've had this conversation probably like six times this year.
Yes. I feel like Madison I don't want to say that.
She was basically it was like Trent put it the best way possible. It's like in the normal world the problems have where it's like, hey, we might be getting engaged next week.
I don't want you sleeping with other girls the week before we get engaged. That is normal, like a normal thought process.
But in the Bachelor cinematic universe, like, you know what you signed up for. It's the Bachelor.
Right. So to be like, oh, I don't know if I'm comfortable with you, like, going on dates and hooking up with other girls but why not you're on the batch what are we doing here yeah why can't you make your own if you're so in love why can't you just establish like a new normal for the bachelor and say hey listen we're not having sex also i think the other thing that she didn't tell pete is that she was like i'll be mad but she didn't tell him that she's a virgin herself oh she didn't she didn't tell him that she just she didn't tell him She was just saying we're exclusive right now, but we haven't slept together.
Yes. That's honestly a ballsy move to say that we're exclusive sleeping with each other when you haven't even reached that point.
I kind of respect it almost. So who you guys got? Hannah Ann, Madison, Victoria.
I think he's going to go back to Madison if she'll let him. I'll go with Hannah Ann.
I don't know why. I just keep saying it.
And then the other only note, I put this one in, but they did like a little casting thing going into commercials. And it's like, if you're a senior looking for love, like apply for casting at The Bachelor.
Like an old person or a high school senior? Is this Mark Sanchez on The Bachelor? I like that. An old people bachelor? So yeah, I don't know what they're cooking up.
Jerry Seinfeld is The Bachelor. It could go either way, either a high school senior or someone who's 60.
Yeah. All right, so that's Bachelor Talk.
Thank you, Hank, for watching. You're welcome.
I know you don't like to watch, but you did it for us. Appreciate that.
PR101, Baker Mayfield. We actually don't even need to do pr 101 for baker

that guy in cleveland is just a fucking asshole tony grossy right way to go idiots i love that this so basically what happened was they were on a live hot mic uh looked like it was a stream um for the radio show and he called he was talking about wentz other quarterbacks and then he said and all we got was a fucking midget.

That was a direct quote about Baker Mayfield. While the mic was hot.
While the mic was hot. Okay.
So I feel like the rest of the world should take care of this work for us. Fire him.
Fire gross. No, I don't want anyone to get fired.
But, no. Demote him.
Yeah. We're not trying to fire someone just for one mistake like that.
Breaking moves from Jake Marsh. He got suspended indefinitely.
Suspended. So he probably will get fired.
That seems, I don't know, he should be remorseful. He probably shouldn't have done that.
But yeah, it feels like a lot to fire someone over one fuck up. But either way, you did fuck up and we have Baker's back.
But I don't even think we have to get Baker's back because everyone's making fun of him online right now. So Grossi has fucked up not just this one time, but several times when it comes to Baker.
Well, I don't have any history on that. He is.
So you want him fired? I don't want him fired. You're calling for his head.
I'm not calling for his head. You're canceling him.
I actually think that it would be beneath Baker to have a local sports talk DJ fired. Yeah, don't i don't even think it's something that baker has to address i think what needs to happen is that uh he just is not allowed to talk anymore tony grossy okay just like completely no more words ever when you step into the office okay so you've lost your words privilege let's do a radio show with no words he yeah him.
I don't need that either. He has to sit in the room and listen to everybody else and not open his big trap.
There's nothing worse than beat writers, local sports guys in any city in America who openly despise the team that they cover in an active hatred way. Where they're like, fuck this team.
I want this team to lose. I hate everyone on it.
Those guys are the worst. They're the worst.
They're just miserable people. It happens a lot in certain markets.
Yeah, but they're just miserable, and everything they say is just covered in that misery, and it's so clear that this guy just hates Baker Mayfield, wants him to fail, for no other reason than he just wants him to fail. He also hates us, way oh he does grossy guy all right then fucking fire him fire him i don't care uh all right well we have a not to brag what we called it deontay wilder his excuse for getting knocked out by tyson fury on saturday night was his legs were dead because he wore a 45 pound mask into the ring ring.
So pretty much exactly what we said on Monday and Saturday night. The dude was gassed.
It wasn't just the mask. It was batteries that were associated to make it light up.
Heavy-ass batteries. So he had like six batteries or whatever inside his cloak.
I feel like if you beat a man that wears that into the ring, you should be allowed to wear his outfit out of the ring. Yeah, but then Tyson Fury would have weak legs.
Just going to his locker room. His party.
So it's fine. It's like in a video game, when you walk over body armor, you automatically put it on.
If you beat somebody in a boxing ring, you automatically acquire their dress. I like that.
And people were obviously upset because they're like, Wilder's looking for an excuse. I 100% believe this.
He's an idiot. He walked through the entire casino, then he put on a 45-pound weighted vest before the biggest fight of his life.
That's so stupid. He did dynamic stretching.
We didn't even talk about the dynamic stretching when he was getting his legs bent behind his head like he was Hannah Ann. He did a terrible job of getting ready for this fight, whereas Tyson Fury, again, just didn't even walk.
It's a good lesson to be learned here. Just don't move unless it's absolutely necessary.
Don't move until the moment you have to. Yeah.
Look at animals for guidance on this. Look at the mighty grizzly bear.
They just sleep for, what, five months in a row? And they are the kings of the jungle. Exactly.
And and when they're not hunting they're just scratching their back on a tree right so you do what the grizzly bear does and just chill out and then go the fuck off yeah vince young uh all right oh talking soccer what did you have for talking soccer again there's a romanian club fcsb so it's in romania i guess this room that would make sense ironically uh their coach is saying that they suck because they're fucking too much. And so he's telling his players no more sex.
Again, not racism, shockingly. So I think we've mentioned soccer three times in this episode.
And no racism. Zero discussion about racism.
So good job, Sepp Blatter. Yeah, you guys are turning right around.
Fix the whole thing. Once you guys crack down on the VD, then there will be nothing more to fix.
All right, and that was Talking Soccer. Hank, do you want to finish up here with guys on chicks? Sure.
Quick Tebow update for you, though. He just went in Yabo.
Oh, really? Yard, Tebow. He looks so fat, though.
Really? Yeah. Damn.
That's sad. Are you going to start rooting for Tebow if he gets a chonk? I mean, might have to.
I think he has to. He gets legitimately fat.
He did get married, so he's fat and happy now. That's true.
All right. What do we got for guys on chicks? So for guys on chicks, I actually asked the Lydia AWLs for some bridesmaid advice for PFT.
Oh, yeah, because he's doing his Vegas wedding. He's going to be a bridesmaid.
Yeah. So we'll start with this this one because this girl hit me with an 11-point bullet list.
Oh, shit. That's way too many points.
I can tell she's a terrible chain emailer when it comes to setting up a bachelorette party. 11 points of bridesmaid advice for PFT.
You're not just a bridesmaid. You're a personal shopper, secretary, and designated bag holder.
I'm none of those. I'm zero of those.
Yeah, no, you've got to hold the bag. Number two.
You absolutely do. Secure the bag.
You aren't allowed to complain about your bridesmaid dress until the bride has first. I already don't like mine, and I haven't seen it.
Okay. Eat before the festivities so you don't get too trashed so you can help escort the bride to different bars.
Well, here's the thing. The wedding's taking place at a Denny's, and I think the order of operations is we're getting served after the wedding.
So that's going to be tough for me.

But you could eat a little, maybe bring like a little granola bar or something in your purse.

Yeah.

Maybe a little moons over my hammy just snuck into my cute little tote.

Lipstick lip gloss patrol is all yours.

Okay.

You have to do it.

You have to have lipstick and lip gloss ready at all times.

I don't know the difference.

We put there.

One makes you look shiny and one makes you look red.

Red, yeah.

There it is.

So it's just like the Papa John skincare kit. Yeah, right.

If a chatty dude won't leave the bride alone,

step in and take one for the team.

Yeah, no problem doing that.

A chatty dude talking to the bride?

Yeah, I'll just be like, what's up, bro?

What's going on?

You trying to fuck?

You trying to smash? Listen, I'm going to spread these cheeks as a favor to the bride. Yeah, I'll just be like, what's up, bro? What's going on? You trying to fuck? You trying to smash? Listen, I'm going to spread these cheeks as a favor to the bride here.
Don't talk. This is all caps.
Don't talk about exes. Yep.
Okay. Yep.
Don't talk about that. The bride is exes is going to be fighting the groom.
I feel like it's going to be hard. So probably will come up in discussion at this particular wedding.
I'd agree know i don't know if any of these are good like pieces of advice these are hilarious i'm just like i like reading don't fuck the the groom yeah don't talk about always check she's fuck okay always check bathroom stalls for party members before you say anything about anyone oh that actually is a good one because that's that is you the female bathroom you never know what's on. You never know who's sitting there taking a tinkle.
Didn't Panic at the Disco write a song about that? Maybe. Like overhearing somebody at a wedding? Last two.
Check with the bride before hooking up with one of her family members. No.
And 11, if the dance floor is empty, all caps, fill it. Okay.
I'm a great wedding guest. I'll be honest.
Nice. I'm like, usually if I'm at a wedding, I'm in the top 5% in terms of party starters there.
There we go. All right, so some other advice.
As a four-time bridesmaid, there's definitely pressure to hook up with one of the single groomsmen. By serving as a bridesman, aren't you kind of a cock blocking the groomsmen? Absolutely.
Or are you planning to take one for the team? No, I'm not hooking up with any of the groomsmen, officially. And then another person said, put that hair up and proceed to suck and fuck everything with a pulse.
Was that from a girl? I guess. I mean, if you want to have fun.
We said chicks only in the tweet, so. Okay.
So then, yes, it was definitely a woman. So are you writing this down? I feel like you're not writing any of this down.
No, I got to suck, but then I didn't write the fuck part down. Very important.
It's going to be fun. Yeah.
It's going to be fun. I think that, like I said on Monday's show, wearing heels for me is going to be huge.
Yep. Although I already can't wait to take them off because I've seen girls.
Bring some flip flops. Yeah.
I'll bring some chocolates. But yeah, it's going to be a good time wearing a dress out in Vegas.
Anything else? A couple guys on Chicks Ones. My boyfriend and I have been dating for a little over three years, and he has this awful trait of hiding all of his snacks from me.
I'm short, so he routinely puts them on the top of the shelf where he knows I can't reach them. Even worse, he will blatantly lie to me when I ask him if he has food, which I discover later when I find him eating the food that he said he didn't have.
Smart. Should I be hiding my food and his food from him or lie to him saying I don't have it? Yeah, low places.
Put it in the lowest cabinet. Yeah.
No, I don't. Dude, you think I'm getting all the way down close to the floor to put something up? If I'm hungry and there's no food, I'm opening every cabinet.
No. He's got bad back, man.
He can't be doing that. I can't.
You put it low enough, I'll just pass on it. Or I'll try to do the thing where you kick it to yourself i'll do that all the time what i would do if i were you is i would put them in the place that he won't look like uh and like put a candy bar in your tampons inside of a book yeah inside of a book is another good one or just like in your jar of coconut oil that you use for whatever it is that you use that we don't understand in the in yeah whatever he's whatever chore he doesn't do like if he doesn't take out the trash put it underneath the trash just put it in the vegetable drawer yeah if he doesn't do the laundry put it in the you know the dryer everything will work out and then when he does do laundry you'd be like hey you left all that chocolate in there you idiot yeah i don't think it was him for sure all right last ones could get a Let's get a little contentious.
Hey, boys, especially Daddy Cat.

It took two plus years, but my fiance and I finally got in our first fight.

Help us settle our argument.

Who is the best Campbell's Chunky Soup mom, Mrs. McNabb or Mrs.
Davis?

Oh, I think it's Mrs. McNabb.

McNabb all the way.

Yeah.

I don't even know.

We don't know.

Who's Mrs. Davis?

Did she say?

Thrill Davis?

Yeah.

Did she say who picked who?

No.

Oh. It's got to be Mrs.
McNabb. It's McNabb.
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Yeah. She was the best.
The great part about Mrs. McNabb...
I didn't know there was chicken in this soup. Was that...
Don't hug at all. When she was doing the commercials, that was like right when all the drama with McNabb and T.O.
was going down. Yeah.
It's like with Baker when you cut to to a commercial and something's going on in the news with him, and then he's also there in commercials. Just McNabb was everywhere for about two years.
So, yeah, Mr. McNabb, easy.
Pass it down. Hopefully you won your argument with your – Yeah, I don't know.
Someone won. I feel like the guy's got to be a Broncos fan.
Who else is arguing for Miss Davis?

Yeah, right.

That's a weird thing to do.

So, yeah, you won.

Congrats.

All right, we will see everyone on Friday.

We'll be at the Combine in Indy.

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