Jason Biggs, DK Metcalf and Aaron Donald, And An Old School Skype Show

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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take, we have

Speaker 1 a little bit of a weird one because we have Jason Biggs, awesome interview with Jason Biggs, and then we tried the most ambitious interviewing possible.

Speaker 1 We had DK Metcalf and Aaron Donald Super Bowl week. We had DK Metcalf planned for 11 a.m.
Aaron Donald planned for 11:30. DK Metcalf showed up late.
Aaron Donald showed up early.

Speaker 1 So we interviewed them together, and it really made no sense. But I think it was pretty funny and weird and stupid.

Speaker 1 And I can tell you that you won't hear a Pizza Hut interview any different than that. Uh, we also have some more Rob Manford's An Idiot, which is a theme now of this show and every show in America.

Speaker 1 Hot seat, Cool Throne, and because it is Wednesday, guys on chicks.

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Speaker 1 Today is Wednesday, February 19th, and this is Part of My Take Speed Edition. And speed, I'm not talking about the drug PFT.

Speaker 1 I'm talking about the fact that I cannot move a muscle while we record this episode because I'm in Detroit. You're in Atlantic City.

Speaker 1 The microphone, the Zoom recorder doesn't work, so Hank has a rig set up. And he looked me dead in the eye right before we started recording.
He said, if you move an inch, everything will be bad.

Speaker 1 Okay. Well, good luck.

Speaker 4 You're like the opposite of the movie speed.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, well, you know how they like sit there and then they run the camera over on loop and loop and loop. You can do that for me right now because I'm not going to move the entire episode.

Speaker 1 So Dennis Hopper's sitting there, R.I.P. saying, hey, wait a second, I've watched this movie before, Wildcat.
And then he wanted to fuck Sandra Bullock.

Speaker 4 That's actually great for you, though.

Speaker 4 Talk about a skill set that matches up perfectly with what you're doing right now. You are legally not allowed to move off the couch.

Speaker 1 Yes, with the TV on, watching games. So I'm in heaven.
But

Speaker 4 I think you just made up that fact that Hank told you, and you're just saying, like, I'm under doctor's orders to not move.

Speaker 4 Just like that time that you made us all go over to your apartment because you had some fake back injury and you wanted to just not move and watch Sunday night football.

Speaker 1 Which is different than the time that you got surgery for injury you didn't need to get surgery for.

Speaker 4 That is a different time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a different time. That's a different time.
Got it.

Speaker 4 But yeah, it is going to be a weird. It's actually going to be a weird week of part of my take because you're going to be traveling around.

Speaker 4 I'm going to be here in actually a lot of similarities between Atlantic City and Detroit, Detroit, Michigan. Two wonderful places to go visit

Speaker 4 in February. There's no ifs, ands, or buts about it.
So we're going to be doing Skype. It's going to be a little bit of a throwback this week to the 2016 days.
I like it.

Speaker 1 All right. So with that said, with the table set, I would like to read

Speaker 1 something to you, PFT, a thought starter, if you will.

Speaker 1 And I won't tell you who it's from. You can decide.

Speaker 1 It starts with, listen, I know I don't play baseball, but I am in sports, and I know if someone cheated me out

Speaker 1 winning the title, I found out about it, I would be,

Speaker 1 now I don't know what word they're using here because it's an F, then there's a star, then there's an up arrow, K-I-N-G. So it's not even,

Speaker 1 yeah, I mean,

Speaker 1 yeah, keep defeat, all right. He would be fucking irate.
I mean, like, uncontrollable,

Speaker 1 uncontrollable about what I would/slash could do. Listen here, baseball commissioner.
Listen to your players speaking today about how disgusted, mad, hurt, broken, et cetera, et cetera, about this.

Speaker 1 Literally, the ball, and it's a baseball emoji, is in your court. That's actually not literal.
Or, should I say, field, and you need to fix this for the sake of sports.

Speaker 1 Hashtag just my thoughts coming from a sports junkie, regardless of my own sport I play.

Speaker 4 That's a great hashtag that you finished it out with.

Speaker 4 Hashtag just my thought

Speaker 4 would have been good, too.

Speaker 4 I don't know why I didn't drop a hashtag on that one, too, but I actually think the best part of that entire thread that LeBron James put out was: listen here, baseball commissioner, because a lot like the rest of America, LeBron James can't be bothered to learn who the commissioner of baseball is.

Speaker 4 But I've been forced to hear his name.

Speaker 4 I think just like a month ago, when we were down in New Orleans talking about Rob Manford, I think I set a part of my take just in passing and whoever the commissioner of baseball is because that's just not a wrinkle that I wanted in my brain was to know that guy's name.

Speaker 4 It's like learning the name of an offensive lineman or a referee in football.

Speaker 4 If you learn a commissioner's name, it's because they fucked up at some point.

Speaker 1 I just moved a little and Hank shot me a fucking dagger. Sorry.

Speaker 4 Do we have to start over with a show?

Speaker 1 No, no, we're good. We're good.
I agree with you.

Speaker 4 I was going on an epic rant about learning Commissioner's names there.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 4 You kind of killed the momentum to that one.

Speaker 1 I agree with you that the Q rating of Rob Manford has gone significantly up these past few weeks, and it's not for a good reason.

Speaker 1 The fact that it's now crossed over into LeBron James, like LeBron is just bored because it's still all-star break. NBA doesn't come back till Thursday night.

Speaker 1 And so he probably did some, you know, deep digging. And by deep digging, I mean he probably, yeah, watched GetUp and scrolled through Twitter and was like, hold on, this is fucked up.

Speaker 1 Let me get, listen here, Commissioner, like an old guy grabbing a young kid's, like, by the collar and being like, listen here, kids, get off my property. So good hashtag with LeBron.

Speaker 1 I wish he had just done the whole tweet as a hashtag because I feel like we're close to that with LeBron.

Speaker 1 I mean, just my thoughts coming from a sports junkie, regardless of my own sport I play, that's quite a hashtag. So why not just go the whole tweet?

Speaker 1 And then we all have to stare at it for a while like a magic eye poster trying to figure out what he's saying. And we get a little bit closer to the NBA being back.

Speaker 4 Well, what obviously happened, I think you're right.

Speaker 4 He was watching ESPN or ESPN2 this morning enjoying a nice breakfast, Cabernier Sauvignon, and then he heard Rob Manfred say that the trophy is a piece of metal.

Speaker 4 And LeBron just spit out his entire mouth full of dry red wine, covered his flat-screen TV with it, and could not believe that a a commissioner would disrespect a trophy like that.

Speaker 4 And so he had to get in front of it as a sports junkie, regardless of my own sport that he plays, and put his two cents out into the world. And I do like how you can say whatever you want.

Speaker 4 Like reading this tweet and reading the hashtag at the end, it became apparent that if you put something in hashtag format, you can get away with saying a lot more.

Speaker 4 Like you could say something really, really controversial as long as it's preceded by a hashtag.

Speaker 4 Like if Aubrey Huff had tweeted a hashtag, I want to kidnap Iranian women and force them to feed me grapes on my ATV, I don't think that he would be in the same position that he's in.

Speaker 4 For whatever reason, that the number sign in front of whatever statement that you're trying to make kind of takes the sting out of it a little bit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Aubrey Huff would be at the 2010 San Francisco Giants World Series celebration taking place this summer. So, Rob Manfred did

Speaker 1 the double press conference. When you do a double press press conference, you fucked up.
That is always a sign. It's the old urban mire.

Speaker 1 When urban meyer says something really stupid and then comes back and is like, hey, I didn't mean the really stupid thing, but then says even more dumb things on top of it to just make it significantly worse.

Speaker 1 So Rob Manfred, pulling the urban mire today, got in front of the world and basically was like, my bad, I screwed up. And then after

Speaker 1 all we've heard is that the players have insisted they weren't using trash cans in the 2017 playoffs. Manfred says that there was evidence that they were, and the evidence was statements from players.

Speaker 1 So he, again, has contradicted himself, his own players, his report. Like everything is on fire.
He is the dumpster fire GIF, and there's nothing he can do to put it out.

Speaker 1 And I'm hoping, I'm hoping, PFT, we get

Speaker 1 the rarely seen triple press conference. I need another press conference being like, hey, guys, that other thing I said, also not right.

Speaker 1 So let me try to clarify it even more and do an even worse job of fixing this.

Speaker 4 It's like baseball needs a vice president of apologies. They need one too, not only the Astros.

Speaker 4 Rob Manford, they should do the dumpster fire gift for him, except it's Alex Bregman beating the shit out of the side of the dumpster while it's on fire. Right.

Speaker 4 And then MLB is coming out of the top of it.

Speaker 4 I think he's like, if we're going to actually attach a gift to this scandal right now, he would be sideshow Rob. And he's just stepping on rakes in every single press conference that he gives.

Speaker 4 But he's actually doing a good job filling the gap between

Speaker 4 the end of XFL week two and the start of the NFL Combine.

Speaker 4 So for that, I appreciate him giving us something to talk about and for him to give LeBron James something to occupy his brain for the two days that he has off until he gets back to playing basketball.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 by the way, Hank, what was the quote that we found that

Speaker 1 our colleague Hubs was nice enough to find a quote that Alex Bregman had on our own podcast that he said, what was it?

Speaker 1 His favorite unwritten rule is the rules that get you beaned with fastballs when you deserve it. So that sucks for Alex Bregman that he had that quote.
That's a tough quote. You hate to see it.

Speaker 1 To now have an entire season, you're facing an entire season. And that's actually really the story here because we're not going to, like, nothing's going to change.

Speaker 1 Rob Manford has had ample opportunity to suspend any of these players. It's not going to happen.

Speaker 1 So instead of using your energy to be like, he should suspend the players, use your energy to wish and hope that all the Astro players have career-horrific years at the plate.

Speaker 1 And then it further proves that they were cheating. And also hope that everyone shows up to the games with trash cans and they all get beaned.

Speaker 1 Maybe not head-hunted because I won't root for injury, but just chaos for every like they should,

Speaker 1 the Astros being a sideshow of their own right all baseball season is what we all need to root for collectively at this point.

Speaker 4 Absolutely. I want to have every single opposing team playing just trash cans, getting beaten like it's like it's

Speaker 4 the play stomp on the Jumbotron for the walk-up music for every single player that was on that 2017 team.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. People are going to go crazy with it.
It's going to be awesome. I'm very excited for it.
What other stories? We don't really have many other stories.

Speaker 1 I saw the only other story, you know, it's a slow sports day when we spend basically the entire morning talking about gun slash poop girl on Twitter. So that was pretty much,

Speaker 1 that was our Tuesday, February 18th in the world of sports.

Speaker 4 I think that she's almost become more of poop/slash gun girl now.

Speaker 4 That's kind of more what she's known for.

Speaker 4 I got an opportunity. I was lucky enough to interview her over the summer when I was,

Speaker 4 what city was that it was one of those uh debate cities that they had uh oh it's actually detroit it's it's where you're at right now i got to interview her there and i asked her if she pooped herself and she looked at me and she goes does that turn you on and to be honest it kind of did i think i might be a gun poop girl simp

Speaker 1 that's i mean in that moment you could see it in the reflection of your sunglasses that it definitely did turn you on but no but i mean it's like we're in that weird spot where college basketball obviously has been awesome uh dayton by by the way, buy all your Dayton stock because, I mean, they already have been unbelievable, but they also have like a weird, you know, when you see a fan base like start

Speaker 1 tweeting you, like, say something nice about this team, Dayton has done that to the max. I have been requested to say something nice about Dayton every single day for the last month and a half.

Speaker 1 So here's me saying something nice about Dayton, but we are in this weird sports-like zone where March Madness hasn't started, NBA's off, gun slash poop girls causing riots, and Rob Manfred is stepping on rakes slash lighting himself on fire, and LeBron's doing super long hashtags.

Speaker 1 So that's where we're at.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I think

Speaker 4 the biggest NFL story that came out today was Florio getting upset that Joe Burrow has yet to sign his name and blood on a contract saying, I am absolutely dying to be a Cincinnati Bengal.

Speaker 4 And so we're trying to parse his words a little bit and see if

Speaker 4 he's going to pull

Speaker 4 Eli Manning or a John Elware or something like that, even though all he said is, I'm going to go play for the team that drafts me, basically. But yeah, we're really dissecting that a little bit.

Speaker 4 But I do want to say in major sports news today, I just remembered this, and I want credit if it happens. I had a dream last night.

Speaker 1 My dream. Oh, cool.
Let's hear about your dreams.

Speaker 4 No, here's all I'm going to say.

Speaker 4 Joe Burrow was the quarterback of the Carolina Panthers.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay.

Speaker 4 And then halfway through my dream, he changed into Tua.

Speaker 1 So you're dreaming about Joe Burrow.

Speaker 4 If either one of those situations occurs where one of those two quarterbacks plays for the Carolina Panthers, I want my subconscious to be credited for breaking that news.

Speaker 1 Here's a part about the Joe Burrows story that I don't understand. So he has not said anything about, like, oh, I'm not going to play for Cincinnati.
He has not done an Eli Manning.

Speaker 1 We've all just assumed it. But,

Speaker 1 like, why wouldn't he? The Bengals,

Speaker 1 I mean, people forget Carson Palmer was ready to retire from the Cincinnati Bengals instead of playing for them.

Speaker 1 The only reason he got traded to the Raiders is because Jason Campbell got hurt and the Raiders did something desperate. Like, this is a franchise that is not committed to winning.

Speaker 1 And again, I think Joe Burrow is going to go play there. He's going to be a star there.
He's probably going to bring them out of the depths of hell.

Speaker 1 But even Bengals fans will tell you, like, their ownership. does not care about winning a Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 They just want to be NFL owners, sell some tickets, and maybe go to the playoffs every couple of years. Like, that's not a franchise that wants to win.

Speaker 1 And I'm talking that from someone who roots for a franchise that doesn't really want to win a Super Bowl and the Chicago Bears. Like, and PFT, the Redskins do not want to win a Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 So, we can say it

Speaker 1 from a point of we know exactly how it feels. Why wouldn't Joe Burrow be like, I don't want to go to a place that doesn't want to win a Super Bowl?

Speaker 4 Hank, you're the same way, too.

Speaker 4 You root for the Patriots, and they've had a couple, you know, a bad run of the last 13 months. It must be tough.

Speaker 4 And I want to correct one thing that you said, Biquette. I think that the Redskins do want to win a Super Bowl, but Dan Snyder is so thoroughly incompetent.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, hold on, hold on. There's a difference, though.
Of course, every franchise wants to win a Super Bowl. The Redskins, the Bears, the Lions, the Bengals, the

Speaker 1 Browns. There's a list of like probably 10, 15 teams that don't want to do what it takes to win a Super Bowl.
And that is hire smart people,

Speaker 1 like step away and run it like a professional franchise. And

Speaker 1 invest money, invest dollars in training staff, training facility. There's a list of things that model franchises do.
And there's probably, no joke, like a third of the NFL just doesn't want to do it.

Speaker 1 They just want to be in the NFL.

Speaker 4 And it's like 75% of baseball. Yeah.
That really doesn't care about that either. But you're right.
Like, I wouldn't blame Joe Burrow if he did end up going down that path at all.

Speaker 4 I don't think that he's going to,

Speaker 4 but I would not, like, hold it against him if he decided, you know what, I'd rather not play for a team that didn't have an indoor practice facility until a tornado hit the city of Cincinnati three years ago.

Speaker 1 Right, right. It's one of those weird things where we're all talking about it and we're getting pre-mad at Joe Burrow, even though, again, he has not done anything.

Speaker 1 But even if he did say it, I wouldn't, I don't think you could begrudge him because it would be the correct move for him for like his life.

Speaker 4 Yeah, but getting pre-mad is a lot of fun. There's nothing quite like getting worked up into a lather when it comes to sports.

Speaker 4 And I say that just my thoughts coming from a sports junkie, regardless of my own sport I play.

Speaker 1 All right, if you want to watch us, by the way, if you want to watch me not move, if you want to watch PFT in Atlantic City, you can do it at barstillgold.com/slash PMT.

Speaker 1 Let's get to our hot seat cool throne, and then we're going to get to our interviews with Jason Biggs and then the dual interview with DK Metcalf and Aaron Donald, rarely done, where we had two separate guests booked and then just combined them to interview them at the same time because their time slots overlapped and we said, fuck it.

Speaker 1 Very weird, but very fun.

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Speaker 1 PFT, why don't you start? Is Bubba going to do it?

Speaker 1 Bubba's going to do it as well. Bubba, why don't you start? I don't have one.

Speaker 1 Okay, so your hot seat is you and your cool throne?

Speaker 1 Greg Olson. Greg Olson, cool throne.
Greg Olson. Oh, okay.
There we go.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he signed with the Seahawks, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's good. You're up to date on it.
I thought Greg Olson was going to retire, so I was happy to see him on the Seahawks.

Speaker 4 I was happy to see him on the Seahawks, too, but then it also meant that he kind of may have taken a spot from our buddy Luke Wilson.

Speaker 1 So that's annoying. Well, we'll figure that out.
Yeah, I mean, Luke always, he's always around. He'll stick around.

Speaker 4 But you know what?

Speaker 4 It means that he's not signing with the Bills and not signing with the R-Words.

Speaker 4 I know the R-Words are getting rid of Jordan Reed, so maybe Luke Wilson will go to Washington or maybe he'll go to Buffalo. Two teams that I think we could find it in our hearts to cheer him on for.

Speaker 1 Absolutely. Absolutely.
All right, PFT, what's your hot seat, Cool Trump? Thanks, Liam. That was great.
Thanks.

Speaker 4 Good job, Bubba. My hot seat is death.

Speaker 4 Death is firmly on the hot seat. I don't know if you, I mean, I assume that you watched the end of the Daytona 500 yesterday.

Speaker 4 Didny Hamlin got the W. At the finish line, Ryan Newman's car got flipped.
He got broadsided. It was honestly like sickening to watch.
I didn't see it as it happened.

Speaker 4 I was in my kitchen looking over my

Speaker 4 cabinet area. I saw the checkered flag.
I saw them say Didny Hamlin wins. And then I walked over to my TV about two minutes later.

Speaker 4 And it was just, it was honestly like one of the scariest sights that I've ever seen watching sports. I was like, I was genuinely afraid and sad about what was going on at the time.

Speaker 4 And the fact that he was able to survive that wreck with, I know it's, you know, it's probably serious injuries, but the fact that he's still alive is just, it's incredible.

Speaker 4 And it's honestly like a testament to what NASCAR has done since Dale Earnhardt passed away at the Daytona 500 like 20 years ago. It's like genuinely a miracle that he got hit going 200 miles an hour.

Speaker 4 He got flipped and T-boned and he was able to survive. It was incredible.

Speaker 4 It was terrifying in the moment, but now that things have kind of settled a little bit,

Speaker 4 it's kind of amazing to think that

Speaker 4 humans were able to design a car that can help somebody survive that.

Speaker 1 So death is on your hot seat because death didn't show up.

Speaker 4 Because death didn't show up. Yeah.
Got it.

Speaker 1 Absolutely. Got it.
Okay. Your cool throne is

Speaker 4 my cool throne is slugs.

Speaker 1 Oh, that was my one.

Speaker 1 Oh, really? You had to go to the other side. No,

Speaker 1 well, no, because John Beline got fired slash walked away.

Speaker 4 No,

Speaker 4 John Beline

Speaker 4 mutually agreed with himself that he was not going to return to coach the Cleveland Cavaliers in the second half of the season. So Kevin Love doesn't have to deal with him anymore.

Speaker 4 If we're going to stick with kind of the gift theme of this episode, he's the Grandpa Simpson walking in, putting his hat on the coat rack, turning around, picking up his hat, and walking out the front door for the way the season has gone.

Speaker 4 So, I don't know.

Speaker 1 12 NBA wins.

Speaker 4 If you had a conspiracy mind, I don't. I'm going to connect

Speaker 4 the dots guy, not a conspiracy theory guy.

Speaker 4 I would say that maybe diehard Ohio State fan LeBron James had something to do with getting Michigan man John Bayline out the door, but I'm not, so I won't say that.

Speaker 1 So, my cool throne is actually Cavs players because I don't think there's ever been a situation where a team has hated its coach from the get-go more than they hated him.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, and also just the cool throne of now we don't have to do this whole college coach to

Speaker 1 pro and thinking that it's going to work when, oh, yeah,

Speaker 1 the guy's been coaching 18-year-olds that basically have no other options and basically don't get paid, so they have to listen to everything you say.

Speaker 1 Doesn't work the same when you go coach grown men who make a lot, a lot of money.

Speaker 1 So I love when that happens, when a college coach thinks they can go to the pros and be just as much of a dickhead as they were in college. And then

Speaker 1 everyone in the NBA or NFL is like, hey, we don't really have to do all these things that you're making us do because we kind of know how to do it ourselves. We're professional athletes.

Speaker 4 We make six times as much money as you do. Right.

Speaker 1 Has it ever really worked out?

Speaker 4 Like, Larry Brown is one example that I'm thinking of where it's kind of worked out a little bit at times. But besides him, I'm struggling to think of.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 is what's his name coaching for his job, Hank? Brad Stevens. Brad Stevens? Fuck no.
Okay, he's not then. All right, so then that's worked out, right?

Speaker 4 Okay, so it's worked out perfectly for everybody.

Speaker 1 Oh, also, my cool throne is

Speaker 5 who went mute?

Speaker 1 PFT, you just muted yourself.

Speaker 1 Good. Good.

Speaker 4 You deserve it.

Speaker 1 Why?

Speaker 1 I can't hear you. Yep.
Yeah, I can't hear you.

Speaker 4 This is what you get, PFT.

Speaker 1 PFT just went mute. We'll keep this in.
He just went fully mute. That's what you get for those idiot ass takes.

Speaker 1 You did one too many gifts on a fucking podcast.

Speaker 6 I was going to say it was more the Homer Simpson one.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the Homer Simpson one just muted your ass.

Speaker 1 And PFT can't respond to any of this.

Speaker 4 I don't know why this is a short-ass bitch.

Speaker 1 He can't respond.

Speaker 1 He can't respond. You can't do anything.
Who goes to Atlantic City in the winter? Yeah, who goes to Atlantic City in the winter, you weirdo?

Speaker 1 How about now? He can't respond.

Speaker 1 Can you hear me? He's just yelling into the mic right now. There's nothing he can do.

Speaker 4 I can hear you.

Speaker 1 I don't know what happened, but he's.

Speaker 1 How about now? Oh, there he is. What's up? Hey, we didn't say anything about you while you were gone.

Speaker 4 No, I heard everything that you said.

Speaker 4 Why is Hank mad that I was talking shit about his Patriots?

Speaker 1 No, he's okay. He's okay.
He just said he just was talking a little guff about Atlantic City.

Speaker 4 What really sucked was while you were saying all that big cat, you were moving around a little bit, so I guess you can't use any of that audio.

Speaker 1 Nope, it's all good. Hank's been watching.
We're good. All right, my hot seat is Mark Rick.
So he tweeted a picture of his dinner, which was a hot dog just slathered in beans and ketchup.

Speaker 1 And I think there's some cheese on there.

Speaker 1 I don't even know what's going on, but this is the guy who had a heart attack like three months ago, and he's just out there stunting on everyone with his hot dog delight that looks so unhealthy, and he doesn't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 That's a true football guy to basically be like, laugh in the face of heart attacks and eat that, and put that on Twitter. I mean, PFT, I know you saw this.
This is disgusting.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's his birthday dinner. It's his birthday dinner.

Speaker 4 It's his favorite food in the world.

Speaker 4 This is hot dog delight. Word of advice, if you are preparing any food, if you're a chef and you're coming up with a recipe, just put the word delight or surprise at the end of it.

Speaker 4 And you've got a winner on your hands.

Speaker 4 But yeah, this is the ultimate football guy move because college football players, when they're getting into coaching, they go straight into being a grad assistant and then they kind of work their way up the system that way.

Speaker 4 So they don't leave college for probably 10 or 12 years after a normal person would. So to them,

Speaker 4 if you can't cut it up and throw it into like a bowl of ramen noodles, then you might as well be eating foie gras or something way too fancy.

Speaker 4 So this is just what a college kid would have in their pantry, chopped up and then thrown onto like a piece of bread. That's what he made.
And I guarantee you he calls his wife.

Speaker 4 It's probably like Miss Lucy or whatever. This is Miss Lucy's favorite treat that she knows to make him on special occasions.

Speaker 1 I was going to say, maybe he's missing a word in his tweet. It says hot dog delight, my favorite birthday dinner.

Speaker 1 I feel like it should say hot dog delight, my favorite boys, and it's like talking about his dog or something. You know what I mean? Like, my favorite pet's dinner.

Speaker 4 I think it might be the other way. I think that it's not even his birthday today.

Speaker 4 I think he was just scrolling through his phone and saw a picture that he took on his birthday when he was eating hot dog delight.

Speaker 4 And he just wanted to post, like, just FYI, this is my favorite birthday dinner. Hot Dog Delight.

Speaker 1 Or even, it's not his birthday, but he made that today. Like, really, it has nothing to do with anything.
This is just what I like to eat every birthday, but I'm also just eating it today randomly.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's deconstructed Skyline Chili is what it is.

Speaker 1 It is his birthday. He turned 60.
So, congrats on turning 60, Coach Rick. You got to eat

Speaker 1 what looked like throw up diarrhea. Like, like you ate your dog's diarrhea, then threw it up on top of a hot dog.

Speaker 4 It looked like you ate something that looks like what Manny Diaz coaches like.

Speaker 1 Yes, there you go. The U is back.
The U is so back.

Speaker 1 All right, let's get to our interviews. We're going to start with Jason Biggs.
Then we have the dual interview. The most ambitious crossover ever, DK Metcalf, Aaron Donald.

Speaker 1 Together, Aaron Donald walks in about five minutes in. We also have a bonus guest of Brandon Walker trying to fight DK Metcalf.
So it took a lot of turns. And then we started eating a lot of pizza.

Speaker 1 So let's get to that right now. But first, we will do Jason biggs

Speaker 1 okay we now welcome on a very special guest it is jason biggs you know him as an actor your entire life uh

Speaker 5 he is in a new fox comedy called outmatched correct is that based on a true story uh not specifically but the right you know the creator of the show is a parent and you know takes this idea that uh you know parenting is insanely difficult and you basically give birth to these alien creatures that you

Speaker 5 have trouble communicating with, and every day you feel like you're in over your head.

Speaker 1 I'm in. Are you a parent? Yes, I am.
Yeah, so you get it. Yeah, well, my kid's only eight months, so he doesn't really do anything.
Just wait.

Speaker 4 Just wait.

Speaker 1 But I like the, I'm in on the show just because it listed you as a guy's guy.

Speaker 5 I mean,

Speaker 5 that's pretty much it. So basically.

Speaker 1 Jason is just a guy's guy.

Speaker 5 Working-class couple,

Speaker 5 Mike and Kay. I play Mike.
Maggie Lawson, awesome, hilarious, plays K. High School sweethearts, Blue collar, Atlantic City, New Jersey.

Speaker 5 They have four kids, three of whom are off the charts, genius, smart. The fourth, not so much.

Speaker 5 She's their favorite. Okay.
And yeah, so you know, it takes this idea of just your average couple, you know, trying to figure out how to raise these like insanely smart children.

Speaker 5 Listen, I'm a dad to a six-year-old and a two-year-old.

Speaker 5 Don't know if they're geniuses. Obviously, they're smart, but they're

Speaker 1 obviously. I know I said obviously, I was like, wait, I guess I shouldn't have said obviously.

Speaker 5 Well, clearly, I mean, they're my spawn, so they're obviously very gifted, good-looking.

Speaker 1 They speak German, they do speak German.

Speaker 5 That's crazy. It is kind of crazy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so are they bilingual?

Speaker 5 They're bilingual, fully bilingual.

Speaker 1 How did you guys decide to do that?

Speaker 5 So, my wife studied in Heidelberg after college and

Speaker 5 then met a guy, had a boyfriend there for a while who didn't speak any English and lived with him and his family.

Speaker 1 And that's the father of your child?

Speaker 5 That's the father. That's the real father of my children.
Right.

Speaker 1 Okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 5 I thought he's around. So he's around pretty often.
To be honest, he's around more than I am.

Speaker 5 So that's why they speak so much German and that's why their English is limited to words like, get out of my house, you crazy German.

Speaker 1 You're not my dad. Yeah,

Speaker 5 you're not my real dad. Their English is, that's pretty much all they know how to say because that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 4 Have you ever seen a person that's trained their dog in German because dogs respond better to those types of commands?

Speaker 5 Yeah, well there's like, yeah, there's there's like there's like security German shepherds and stuff that are only take German commands or Adobe Doberman pinchers.

Speaker 5 But actually, so my wife comes back from Heidelberg with fluency in German and no one to speak it to.

Speaker 1 And she got a dog, this little toy poodle.

Speaker 5 And she just immediately started speaking German to the dog.

Speaker 5 So when I met her, she'd had this dog for already for six or seven years and would be speaking German to this little tiny poodle who only understood German. Right.

Speaker 5 Like, he wouldn't, he knew, I couldn't say, hey, let's go for a walk, or, hey, you want a cookie?

Speaker 1 He would have no fucking clue what it meant.

Speaker 1 You can cuss. Okay, good.
I see.

Speaker 5 You saw the pause there, right?

Speaker 1 Let it go. How much of a guy's guy are you? Yeah, you let it go fuck.
Fuck shit, man.

Speaker 5 So anyway,

Speaker 5 I was like, that's so weird, but okay, you've got a poodle that speaks German. And then when we had, finally, when we had our kid, first kid, she was like, I want to speak German to him.

Speaker 5 I was like, great, why not?

Speaker 1 What the hell? So do you know it?

Speaker 5 I know context a little bit. I don't really know.
That's a good idea.

Speaker 1 It's basically

Speaker 5 it sounds a little, I guess I can understand a little bit, but for the most part, it's like I'm, you know, Charlie Brown, that teacher.

Speaker 1 Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wa-huh.

Speaker 5 That's what my house sounds like to me.

Speaker 1 That's what I hear.

Speaker 4 Yeah, the German language is weird because I think when you listen to Spanish or you listen to French or the Romance languages, you can kind of pick up through intonation.

Speaker 4 Well, yeah, there is, you're right, there's like that little element of English that kind of comes across sometimes, but there's also more variance in like the emotion that's being conveyed that's true with german you can be like i love you and it's like

Speaker 5 yeah it's very harsh yeah and you're like oh it's not a soft language it's very uh it's very direct and they have like it's kind of crazy they have words to describe very specific things so like we're where and i can't give you an example so don't ask for it but where we will have to sort of describe things using uh many words they'll have a word for it you know um you know i don't know the shitty example but like we would have to say I'm pooping with the door closed They have a word for pooping, but they also have a word for pooping with the door closed You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 It's very efficient very sort of efficient. We're just gonna skip to the skip it.

Speaker 1 It's like Schadenfreude.

Speaker 5 I don't need to say all those syllables.

Speaker 4 They've got that word that means like you take pleasure in other people's pain. Schadenfreude.

Speaker 4 Schadenfreude, which is a we could just call it Marv Albert over here, but they're just like Schadenfreude, which is great.

Speaker 4 You're actually the first guest that we've had in our studio since we've officially installed this bench press. When you walked in, were you like, fuck, I'm so intimidated by these alphas?

Speaker 5 Well,

Speaker 5 honest with you, I saw, I didn't even see the bench press because it was, your muscles were blocking it. I couldn't see past the

Speaker 5 fair.

Speaker 5 But yeah, you guys are fucking jacked. It's kind of crazy.
But now I understand why.

Speaker 4 How much did you bench?

Speaker 5 I benched about that. What's the up there now? 135? Yeah, 135.
That's what I benched.

Speaker 1 I want to give it a rep? Yeah.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I would add like one plate each.

Speaker 1 Okay, we'll try at the end, end, maybe, if you're up for it.

Speaker 1 All right, so I have a real question.

Speaker 1 We're of the age, so we're both 35. I almost said 34.
We just turned 35. So American Pie obviously was right in our sweet spot.

Speaker 1 Was there a moment when you're doing that movie and you had acted all your life and you went to Tish and you had a dream of being

Speaker 1 an actor?

Speaker 1 You do that movie. Was there a moment where you're like, that was good, but it's not going to be huge? And then have that transfer into be like, oh my God, this is a phenomenon.
I'm famous now.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I mean, there was,

Speaker 5 it was interesting. When I auditioned for that movie, it was the summer of 98, spring of 98.

Speaker 5 And

Speaker 5 I was auditioning for every, that was like the peak of teen movie

Speaker 5 like craziness. Every other movie was a teen movie, and it was awesome for a teen actor.
I was 19 at the time, but to be in L.A. at that time was pretty awesome.

Speaker 5 And so I was auditioning for everything. And, you know, you'd read these scripts and you'd be like, oh, okay, but please, if you'll take me, I would love to do this movie.

Speaker 5 You know, I would have taken any job, obviously.

Speaker 5 And I remember when I read American Pie, which wasn't called American Pie at the time, but I read that script thinking, oh man, this one, this one's better than all the other ones.

Speaker 5 This is pretty dope. This is hilarious.
Like, it was the first time I was laughing out loud at a script. And I read that role of Jim.
And I was like, fuck, that'd be dope to do this.

Speaker 5 Like, this will stand out for sure. Because it stood out on paper.
Right. And I happened to get, that was the one I happened to get.
You know, like, how incredible.

Speaker 5 So, and then when the whole cast got together, and I remember that first table read of the script when all the cast was in place. I remember afterwards, like, talking to some of the other guys.

Speaker 5 Eddie K. Thomas is a really good friend of mine.
He played Finch in the movies. And we had known each other before American Pie, actually.
We were both kid actors in New York.

Speaker 5 And we were talking afterwards. And we're like, this seems like it could it's dope right like we so we kind of

Speaker 1 thought

Speaker 5 and then as we started filming it and the and the really the chemistry of us of us main guys sort of the four main and then and then Sean Williams Scott right because we just had like the best time I mean we were just we were just kids we had no we were just having

Speaker 5 the the most fun we've ever had we had ever had in our lives up to that point right and it translated on the screen I mean we were just four five buddies just hanging out right And so we were like, this maybe could be something.

Speaker 1 All that being said,

Speaker 5 you know, we still had no fucking clue. You know, like, we shoot the movie and you just kind of go, okay, I guess we'll wait and see what happens.

Speaker 5 You know, we knew it was universal, so it was like not some little indie, which I had been doing a bunch of. You know, you show up on set of this movie and you go, oh, cool.

Speaker 5 You tell your mom, I'm doing a movie. And then it's like five years later, what happened in that movie you did?

Speaker 1 He's like, I don't fucking know.

Speaker 5 I mean, that still happens to me all the time, you know? But this one felt like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, it's, it's some, it's going to come out. It's like a real thing I did, you know? And

Speaker 5 then what really sort of crystallized it was they released a red band trailer. Now, nowadays, the internet, it's like, there's, you know, it's, it's, we're kind of anesthetized to it.
I don't know.

Speaker 5 But at the time, when they were just doing trailers in the movie theater, really,

Speaker 5 they released a red band. You know, you're still used to seeing that green thing come, you know, following preview,

Speaker 5 and then the red one came out, and it showed a clip of me fucking the pie.

Speaker 5 And it was the equivalent of going viral today.

Speaker 1 You know, whatever that was.

Speaker 4 I remember when it happened, it was like, oh, this is too hot for the

Speaker 4 broken. I felt like I was

Speaker 4 being a bad kid because I was watching that trailer. Totally.
And it was like I hit a heroin. I was like, I want more.

Speaker 1 I need to go chase this.

Speaker 4 And you're exactly right. Like, that buzz, I still remember it.
I was like, I got to go see this movie theaters.

Speaker 5 And it was the the beginning of the internet.

Speaker 5 There were like some, it did kind of went the equivalent of viral at the time, which still wasn't, you know, now it would be everywhere, obviously, but but but it was more of a like kids were talking about it.

Speaker 5 Right. Did you see that red band? Holy shit, what is that movie?

Speaker 4 It was in all the AOL chat rooms back in the day. It was just like horny dudes pretending that they were 17-year-old girls and then other guys being like, yo, did you see that trailer?

Speaker 1 Exactly right. Exactly.

Speaker 5 No, but I love checking out these 17-year-old girls.

Speaker 1 Right, right.

Speaker 1 So then it comes out, and then you're like, oh, man, this actually is everything we thought it would be. Yep.
Was there, I always am fascinated with people who have like overnight fame at a young age.

Speaker 1 Did it fuck with your head? You know?

Speaker 5 You know,

Speaker 5 sure. I mean, for me, fame is still like super surreal and crazy.
Like, it's not something I'm just... used to.
I mean, it is part of my life. And so in some regards, it has become a normal thing.

Speaker 5 But conceptually, it's still so crazy. It's ridiculous.

Speaker 5 It's so bizarro that I'm that, you know what I mean? It still trips me out all the time. But at the time, yes, of course it did.
It amazed me how quickly it happened. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 5 The next day, so it came out on Friday. On Saturday, my buddy and I were walking to go get breakfast.
We were in L.A., and we left our apartment to go get breakfast.

Speaker 5 And we just had one street to cross. And we came to the intersection and we crossed that street.
And the first car parked at the stoplight.

Speaker 5 The people, there were like a group of teens, and they stuck their head out the window and they were like, Oh my god, oh my god, do the dance, do the dance. And I like, I was like, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 5 and like walked to breakfast with my buddy. And my buddy, we were just sitting there kind of like, we didn't say anything for a while because we were like, What the fuck? Right.

Speaker 5 And he literally tells me, He's like, Your life is about to change.

Speaker 1 Holy shit. That's awesome.
Yeah. It happened that fast, and you had that crystallized moment of

Speaker 5 everything's different. It was crazy.
Now, I also had been doing this for like already at that point, I had been doing it for 15, something years right and

Speaker 5 had had some cool gigs nothing like that I'd been on a TV show and like I would get you know I'd get I got recognized once or twice you know like and then it was canceled and I would go back to being a kid in in school and then I did you know whatever I worked enough

Speaker 5 and sort of saw the ups and downs already at that point that I think I was a little bit better prepared than most insofar as I didn't take it for granted I appreciated appreciated the absurdity of it, still do, and also expected it to go away, which it kind of did, you know, like it's, I mean, I'm still the guy, like that hasn't gone away.

Speaker 5 I still get recognized all the time. But in terms of the sort of the consistency of work, you know, like I got thrown every movie, it was like I was busy as fuck for two, three, four years.

Speaker 5 But I was like, this is going to chill at some point. And of course it did.

Speaker 1 You know, that's what happens.

Speaker 4 It's good that you recognize the absurdity of it.

Speaker 4 I feel like a lot of people people don't sit back and think of it from a big perspective of like, it is surreal that people all over the world know who I am. It's crazy.

Speaker 4 Because if you look back just like throughout history before like photographs or movies, there would be like two or three people in every country that people knew, right?

Speaker 1 It would be like the king.

Speaker 4 It would be like, I don't know, the best warrior and maybe the hottest chick. That's about it, right?

Speaker 4 And nowadays, it's like so many people are having to deal with it, and basically nobody is prepared to deal with it.

Speaker 4 So I think that I don't want to say detachment, but having that perspective of like, it is weird that this is happening actually is very, very healthy.

Speaker 5 Yeah,

Speaker 5 and there's another element in today's, like when I got famous in 99, it was a kind of fame that still was happening, you know, not on the reg. It was like, oh, you're in a big movie.

Speaker 1 You broke out. Holy shit.

Speaker 5 Like, everyone saw that movie, you know, and it became a thing that sort of cemented a certain status that would carry with, you know, that I would carry with me for the rest of my life.

Speaker 5 Nowadays, everyone can, anyone can be famous.

Speaker 1 Yeah, people are on TikTok, and it's like, now you're overnight, literally overnight, and it's something people really shoot for.

Speaker 5 I mean, look, people through generations have wanted to be famous, you know what I mean? But

Speaker 5 now it's so within people's reach, and the desire has multiplied, I think, so much. Like,

Speaker 5 any day, any point, any moment, any sort of guy's guy could just be a fucking, could become famous, you know, and for any sort of thing. It doesn't even, you know, who knows what?

Speaker 4 How crazy would that have been if Instagram was around right when you were becoming famous at 19? The DMs, dude. The DMs would have been popping.

Speaker 5 Fuck, man. Well, I think about Instagram, Twitter, and,

Speaker 5 you know, I,

Speaker 5 for me, it all happened after I had already met my wife. If I was single, like, dangerous, though.
Dangerous.

Speaker 1 Very dangerous.

Speaker 4 The internet is forever.

Speaker 1 I actually have a question about your Twitter. Were you the first person to ever be canceled on Twitter?

Speaker 1 Good question.

Speaker 5 That is a good question. I don't think I was the first.

Speaker 1 I didn't realize that you had some tweets that were very early internet, and I hate the like going back like 10 years and being like, oh, well, this, but you did get fired from your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle gig, right?

Speaker 1 Yes. Which is a hilarious sentence.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. Yes, it is.
You were kind of the first. You were too edgy for the internet.

Speaker 5 Yeah, it was, you know, it was interesting.

Speaker 5 Twitter came around at a time for me when, you know, I was struggling with my own sort of identity. I'd been American Pie famous for these, all these years.

Speaker 5 You know, it had been about, it had been about, you know, 10 plus years, 15 years at that point.

Speaker 5 And I was starting to see the effects of, you know, of being so closely associated with one role in terms of how it affected my career.

Speaker 5 And then Twitter came around, and I saw it, and I have a pretty dark, you know, I like to fuck around, and I,

Speaker 5 you know, I have have a provocative, I guess, sense of humor, at least I thought I did. And I, Twitter kind of became this outlet for me to just kind of fuck around and show, like, hey, you know what?

Speaker 5 Everyone sees me as like this wholesome little American pie guy, even though, ironically, American Pie is anything but wholesome. But, but there was this sort of identification I think people had.

Speaker 5 And I don't know, I just had fun. And my wife and I were kind of concurrently, because she's fucking nuts.

Speaker 5 The both of us were just kind of taking a Twitter and just kind of saying weird, crass, whatever things. Other people were doing it.
I'm a huge Howard Stern fan.

Speaker 5 You know, for me, like that kind of comedy where you just, you know, go for it, fuck it, whatever, you know, which now does not work. No.
Okay. Unless you're grandfathered in, like Howard Stern.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 Right. But it, but for me, I was like, oh, cool, man.
I could say whatever the fuck. And the overwhelming majority of people loved it.
I kept getting all these followers.

Speaker 5 So in my head, I was rationalized. It was like, no, people love it.
Okay, cool. It kind of became a bit of a persona that I had.

Speaker 5 My wife and I would live tweet The Bachelor and we would take the piss out of all the contestants or whatever.

Speaker 5 Which is great. Which is great.

Speaker 5 But,

Speaker 5 you know, it sort of just became this thing and I took it too far, man. And, and, you know, and at the time, I didn't realize it.

Speaker 5 I was really, you know, because there were also like, there was a political stuff happening. And so I felt like the wrong people were after me for the wrong reasons.

Speaker 5 And so I got defensive and all that shit. And it just made it worse, man.
And at the end of the day,

Speaker 5 you know, now I see with perspective, you know, and and some distance and you know just I'm a fuck am I a different person I mean this was pre-kids this was you know I'm sober now it was like dude that was a different fucking time for me and like and so now I see it and it's like I got to own my shit man I made some fucking tweets they were in poor taste you know now they would never fly I'd be canceled before I even fucking hit send you know what I mean but but it's like okay you know I did it I got to move on but looking back it's actually kind of like a very funny ending that you the the the repercussions where you lost your job voicing Leonardo.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Like that's funny.

Speaker 4 Like that's rock bottom.

Speaker 1 That's very funny to me. Like when I read it, it was like Jason Biggs loses his job voicing Teenage Video.
I was like, wait, this is real?

Speaker 5 I'll be honest with you, this is very therapeutic for me.

Speaker 5 You guys saying that, and just even talking about it. But because for me, it was fucking heavy.
Yeah. I mean, it was a real, it was, you know, because I'm a nice guy.

Speaker 5 I mean, I pride myself on being a hard worker and a nice dude. I treat everyone with respect.

Speaker 5 I feel like my reputation is such that people on sets know me, they know I'm nice, there's stories about me being a good dude, you know, just like there are certain, you know,

Speaker 1 that's important,

Speaker 5 and this was like a hit. This was like, oh, fuck, man, I don't mean, oh, my God, I'm

Speaker 1 an asshole. No, I'm not.
I, fuck, man, I don't mean to be an asshole.

Speaker 5 Holy shit. And it really fucked me in.
I got fired and it fucked me up, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 And it's taken a long time, really, honestly, for me to sort of come around on that, you know? And anyway, so it's good.

Speaker 1 When you put it in perspective like that, but you know, at the end of the day, who took over as Leonardo?

Speaker 5 Seth Green.

Speaker 4 That's a good hire.

Speaker 1 That's actually, that's actually, that's right. I read that too, and I was like, god damn it, Seth Green.

Speaker 4 Listen, that's a great hire.

Speaker 1 You have to admit, like, I love Seth, honestly.

Speaker 5 I was just with him last weekend at the Super Bowl. He's a great dude.
I love him. I've actually known him since we were kids in New York acting.

Speaker 5 But he, yeah, so he came in and was like, okay, I'll take it.

Speaker 1 And I don't blame him. I don't blame him you know

Speaker 1 at the time I was like at the time because I was so messed up by the whole thing that I was like what fuck that why are you taking you know like and people should protest

Speaker 1 people should not take that job be like no biggs biggs only should have that job there's only one Leonardo one Leonardo and it's Biggs you know

Speaker 4 that's great so you pride yourself on being a great guy how come you uh told Hank to go get you some fucking coffee right when you walked in the studio well I said please after that yeah no it was kind of it was kind of rude please you mentioned the uh Super Bowl so are you a sports fan?

Speaker 1 Yeah, of course. Who are your teams?

Speaker 5 Giants, unfortunately. Okay.

Speaker 5 Mets.

Speaker 1 Did he cry when Eli retired?

Speaker 5 No, it's time. It was time.

Speaker 5 He belongs in Canton. He should get there.

Speaker 1 117 and 117. Two listeners, man.

Speaker 5 Two Super Bowls.

Speaker 5 Dude, defense kind of won those.

Speaker 1 Count the rings. I'm just doing.

Speaker 1 I actually agree with you. I think for that last drive,

Speaker 5 David Tyree, that whole drive. I mean, by the way, people think about David Tyree catching that ball.
Remember that scramble, getting out of that.

Speaker 5 That play was dead. I was at that game.

Speaker 5 I was at that game. I was like, all right, it's over.

Speaker 1 There he goes. There he goes.

Speaker 4 Yeah, they would have blown the whistle on that if it happened this year because he was kind of in the grasp in the pocket.

Speaker 1 He might be right.

Speaker 4 He scrambled out. And then I actually think the pass to Manningham was more impressive.
Yeah. Drop in the bucket.

Speaker 4 This is, again, very triggering to Hank.

Speaker 1 I think that was. And the Plaxico touchdown.

Speaker 5 I mean, the whole thing, the whole drive was pretty stable.

Speaker 1 So are you in on Danny Dimes?

Speaker 5 Danny Dimes. I'm, yes.

Speaker 1 Oh, that didn't sound like you were in. You had to, like,

Speaker 1 beat his name like, okay.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I came around on him. I, when, when he was drafted, I literally was like,

Speaker 5 this is either the stupidest draft pick in history or the smartest. Like, it is.
And then he came out with that first huge game, 342 yards, something insane.

Speaker 5 And I was like, okay, it's a smart pick. And then he settled into being a rookie quarterback.
And frankly, he doesn't have a lot of help.

Speaker 5 But I like him, man. I think he's a stud.
I don't know that I personally would have passed on Hoskins or some of these other guys, but I think it's going to end up being good for us.

Speaker 4 So you said that he doesn't have a lot of help. What you might not know is that Saquon Barkley is a big listener to this podcast.
So you just kind of trashed Saquon.

Speaker 1 Not trash.

Speaker 4 Jason Biggs is officially trashed. Would you like to apologize?

Speaker 1 I would like to apologize. Saquon Barkley.
See, which part of Saquon?

Speaker 5 This is the difference between 2020 me and 2010 me. I'm going to apologize right away.

Speaker 1 Immediately.

Speaker 5 Saquon, if you're listening, I'm a massive fan, bro.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but which part of his game game do you think is bad? The receiving or blocking for Daniel Jones? He's such a dick. I wasn't talking about Saquon.

Speaker 4 We were talking about his best friends. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Got it.

Speaker 1 Got it.

Speaker 1 Fuck you guys. I have two crazy things.
You can decide which one you want to talk about.

Speaker 1 Your wife hired a hooker for your birthday.

Speaker 1 And then she also accidentally posted your testicles on Instagram.

Speaker 5 True.

Speaker 1 Both true. What the hell? Yeah, man.
I didn't like...

Speaker 1 When I was doing research for Jason Biggs, and I thought it was a good idea.

Speaker 5 Did not expect to find tidbits.

Speaker 1 I didn't know a guy. Yeah.
Yeah. Because you can see his balls on Instagram.
Yeah, man.

Speaker 5 Did you know my whole ass is tattooed? No. See, there you go.

Speaker 1 Wait, seriously? No. Okay.
Fuck. I would have believed that.
Yeah, I was about to say drop drought. Wait, so your wife hired you a hooker for your birthday?

Speaker 5 So, yeah, it was.

Speaker 1 That's pretty sweet.

Speaker 5 It was like, we had been married, well, we got married at nine months, and it was sort of soon after that. I mean, we were still even, you know, we barely knew each other, but we

Speaker 5 went to Vegas, and she thought it would be fun. She was my birthday.
She's like, you know what? What can I get him?

Speaker 5 And it ended up being a just a comedy of errors. It was just a disaster.
American Pie 5 sounds like, dude, it literally, I was like living in an American Pie movie. The whole thing was a shit show.

Speaker 5 Just a disaster. My wife was laughing through the whole thing.
Nothing about it made sense. Nothing about it was hot.
The whole thing was just ridiculous.

Speaker 1 So she's had the upper hand forever.

Speaker 5 Yes and no. I mean, it's not like it.
it, it wasn't, for me, like, oh, such an amazing experience. Can't believe my wife got.
It was almost as if she was doing it for the story. Right.

Speaker 5 Do you know what I mean? It was, and, and frankly, maybe I was too, a little bit, you know. And

Speaker 5 so it was fun and hilarious, but it wasn't

Speaker 5 like hot.

Speaker 1 It wasn't hot at all.

Speaker 5 And it ended up being a disaster. We didn't have enough money.
I had to like run to the ATM and my boxers.

Speaker 1 The whole fucking thing.

Speaker 1 Dude, it did.

Speaker 5 My card got declined.

Speaker 5 She ended up leaving. Oh, my God.
She had a nail appointment. We were taking too long.
This is all crazy true. It was just fucking ridiculous.

Speaker 5 And so she wrote this crazy story in her first book about it. And it's hilarious and got some buzz.
And so now, occasionally, people like you guys will ask me about the hooker that my wife hired me.

Speaker 5 But it was a real, just a disaster. Has she.

Speaker 1 Any other birthdays? No. No, no.

Speaker 5 That was one and done. No, because you know what? The truth is, it really was about the sort of us having this kind of adventure together and less about like we're that couple.

Speaker 5 We don't swing, we don't fucking do it, so it's it's just what it is what it is. What about now?

Speaker 1 My testicles,

Speaker 1 yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 Uh, so I guess I'm not choosing, I guess I'm doing both, yeah.

Speaker 1 Do both, okay. That was a trick, that was a trick.
You got an interview. By the way, the person being interviewed is like, oh, wow, they're letting me go any direction.
No, you're answering both.

Speaker 5 Yeah, you guys are good.

Speaker 1 You've done this before a couple times.

Speaker 5 Yeah. So

Speaker 5 that one, yeah, I was like, I was on the toilet, I think, and she walked in and took a quick selfie in the mirror and I was you know in the background I had a magazine covering my package guy or most of it I thought and she posted it and I went on her Instagram to look and I saw the photo and I was like those are my nuts hanging below the magazine you could see my fucking balls I'm looking the picture up right now well now it's I think it's she then took it down, reposted it.

Speaker 4 It's a little blurred. Yeah, TMZ got to it and they put a big black square in front of it.
Actually, no, you know what? Okay, here's one.

Speaker 1 Oh, here's

Speaker 4 one, a tiny red star.

Speaker 5 You know what?

Speaker 1 She looks good.

Speaker 4 Yeah, she looks good.

Speaker 1 In that picture, I can't see, but I'm sure.

Speaker 1 She's fucking hot, right?

Speaker 4 She knew what she was doing. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Oh, she took the photo on purpose, but she didn't know that you could see my balls.

Speaker 4 Jester, but where's

Speaker 4 not to get too into the physics of it, but would you like to see my pencil?

Speaker 1 How are your balls showing up?

Speaker 5 Not to get too weird or anything, but can you show me your balls right now?

Speaker 1 No, why is he created for us?

Speaker 4 Why isn't your dick showing, but your balls are... I don't.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to understand. You have an erection.
I have an erection.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 5 makes me happy. Yeah, my penis is pointed up.

Speaker 4 It's resting on the magazine.

Speaker 5 On the magazine. Okay, gotcha.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 I'm holding my penis up with the magazine. It's a bookmark.
It was a really cool article that I needed to save. I was like, go ahead, babe, take a picture, but I'm keeping this page.

Speaker 1 Oh, I love it. I love it.

Speaker 4 I'm not going to ask you if you've ever actually fucked a pie,

Speaker 4 but I will ask you what your typical response to that question when you get asked that question.

Speaker 5 Another trick.

Speaker 1 If you're being interviewed by like... If you were being interviewed by someone else, I'm not going to gonna ask you no two losers that don't know how to do it

Speaker 1 right that's good uh

Speaker 5 well I would say to them not you guys but I would say to them that uh no never actually fucked a pie and even that pie was a fake pie it was like a fake pie crust and then we put real pie pieces kind of all around on my thighs and you know all around my junk to kind of make it look like my childhood is ruined yeah I'm sorry dude I did not actually have my dick in a pie damn kind of How often do people come up to you on like a given day?

Speaker 5 They're going to say, how often do you fuck people?

Speaker 1 Yeah, how often do you do that? But also come up to you and say, like, hey, Jim, what's up?

Speaker 5 Yeah, Jim, Pie Fucker.

Speaker 5 That one happened.

Speaker 1 Hey, Pie Fucker. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Hey, Pie Fucker.

Speaker 5 American Pie is just kind of the same.

Speaker 5 If it's not Jason or Jason Biggs, the most common thing is just like, oh, American Pie. You know, that's sort of their boom.
That's their connection.

Speaker 1 What about orange is the New Black? So now

Speaker 1 that's interesting. Yes.

Speaker 5 So then once Orange is the New Black hit,

Speaker 5 a whole different kind of generation of kids that maybe hadn't seen American Pie,

Speaker 5 but had, but now are streaming kids, you know, are watching Orange is the New Black. And, you know, I would get Larry, be like, oh my God, you're in Orange is the Black.
Oh my God, Larry.

Speaker 5 And sometimes

Speaker 5 I would start talking to them and be like, have you seen American Pie? And they're like, no.

Speaker 5 They did not actually see American Pie, which is wild to think that there's this other generation of kids that maybe isn't even familiar with that movie.

Speaker 1 It'd be nice for continuity's sake if you just fucked a pie in every role. I know.
So no matter what, no matter where I go, people would be like, Pie fucker. Hey, you're an orange new black.

Speaker 1 It's like, all right, here's a scene where I fuck a pie just so people could call me continue.

Speaker 5 To call me Pie Fucker.

Speaker 4 Or just like have one cooling in the windowsill in a random scene.

Speaker 1 Let's do it with the ball.

Speaker 4 That way you get the internet to start doing your work for you. And we're like, you know what? The character from American Pie grew up, and now he is the male lead, and Orange is the new black.

Speaker 4 Like, the internet loves those kind of conspiracies where we tie movies together. It's true.

Speaker 4 You just have, like, a pie in the background, and you just, like, walk past it one time, rubbing your hands.

Speaker 1 Like, rubbing my hands,

Speaker 5 licking my lips.

Speaker 1 It went down. It went down.

Speaker 5 Touching my balls.

Speaker 1 I actually think

Speaker 1 Saving Silverman is a wildly underrated movie.

Speaker 5 That I get a lot too. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I love that movie.

Speaker 5 It's funny as shit. Well, that's very funny.

Speaker 1 Dude,

Speaker 5 Jack Black in like his, you know, second big role. Steve Zahn, hilarious.

Speaker 5 Neil Diamond in only the second, the only other movie he's done besides the jazz singer.

Speaker 5 And just ridiculous. I mean, the movie was ridiculous.

Speaker 1 It's very good. Yeah.
So I don't think you get enough credit for that. Thanks, man.
I'm here to give you credit for that.

Speaker 5 I'll take it. Happily.

Speaker 1 All right. I got one last question.
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Speaker 1 Outmatched on Fox, debuted January 23rd. It's out every single Thursday night.
Thursday night.

Speaker 5 8:30. Yep.

Speaker 1 Love that.

Speaker 1 We're live, right?

Speaker 1 No, this is not live. Very good.
No, go ahead.

Speaker 5 Well, when is it? Because I was going to say this week's episode.

Speaker 1 No, like, we haven't even been recording. Oh, yeah.
So they're like, oh, cool.

Speaker 1 Hey, Jason Biggs wants to come in and pretend that he's a big star and do an interview, and we're like, we'll do make pretend with him.

Speaker 4 We said we'll bench with him, but we're not going to actually record it.

Speaker 1 So it's actually.

Speaker 1 I don't know if you've ever heard of it.

Speaker 5 But you guys are the trumpets.

Speaker 1 You have to do this for me. Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 5 It actually really touches me that you would actually do this and pretend to be recording me within the next episode.

Speaker 1 It's a big time podcast.

Speaker 5 This is my, I'm popping my barstool cherry.

Speaker 1 There we go. Perfect.

Speaker 5 So this is very exciting.

Speaker 1 All right, so what were you going to say? Because it will come out within the next week or two.

Speaker 5 Yeah, so, well, tonight's episode, Tony Danza is playing My Dad, which is, or sorry, this Thursday.

Speaker 5 Tony Danza is playing My Dad. So I don't know if it's already passed.

Speaker 1 Does he die in the one episode he's in or will he be back?

Speaker 5 He will hopefully be back. Okay, so there you go.
Yeah, yeah, he will hopefully be back. He fucks a pie.

Speaker 1 Nice. Yeah, because again, yeah, it's gotta happen.
Yeah, yeah, like father likes son. Like father likes son.

Speaker 5 Yeah, you learn where I learned it from.

Speaker 1 It's pretty dope.

Speaker 4 Now that you mentioned it, you've had your dad played by a lot of really cool actors over the years. It was Eugene Levy, Dan Aykroyd, right?

Speaker 5 Dan Aykroyd played my dad.

Speaker 4 Who else am I missing? Tony Danza.

Speaker 5 Tony Danza.

Speaker 1 Does your real dad ever get like, hey, what the fuck? He's like,

Speaker 1 he's probably very

Speaker 1 complicated.

Speaker 5 He's a fan. Like, my dad and I,

Speaker 5 we watched SCTV. So like when I told him that Eugene was going to play my dad, he was fucking.

Speaker 1 Holy shit. This is dope.

Speaker 5 Yeah. He thought it was so cool.
Still does.

Speaker 5 Yeah, my dad, but but my, but I get a lot on the internet, like when I post a photo of my real dad or, you know, people freak out. They're like, I thought Eugene Levy was your dad.

Speaker 5 This is really, this is, I'm like, really sad. This is kind of killing an image for me that I thought, you know, you're ruining my childhood.

Speaker 1 Damn.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, Jason, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 I don't care what everyone in Hollywood says. I think you're a fine guy.
Thanks, man. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Decent. You know, all those rumors that you're the worst.
Yeah. Not you, right? Not to you, guys.
Not to you guys. You can't speak to everyone else.
No. This has been awesome.

Speaker 1 Go watch Outmatch on Fox Thursday nights. Jason Biggs, thank you.

Speaker 5 Thank you guys. Let's bench.

Speaker 4 That interview with Jason Biggs.

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Speaker 4 Now, DK Metcalf and Aaron Donald.

Speaker 1 And now for something completely different.

Speaker 1 We now welcome on CL Seahawks wide receiver, DK Metcalf.

Speaker 1 He's here with Nest Quick.

Speaker 1 What are we doing with Nesquick, by the way? Oh, man, you know, it's just like a partnership. I call it a marriage.
Okay. At the end of the day.

Speaker 1 It's a good partnership. You got a nice chain on the Nest Quick chain.
They're taking care of me.

Speaker 1 Also, should let everyone know that Aaron Donald, so we had DK set up at 11, Aaron Donald at 11.30.

Speaker 1 The Miami traffic is the worst thing in the world, so not your fault, but there will be a moment where Aaron Donald walks in and we're going to interview both of you at the same time.

Speaker 1 And we're probably going to have to ask who benches more weight because you both are big-time bodybuilders.

Speaker 1 Do you know Aaron Donald at all? We just played against each other. That's it.

Speaker 4 Okay, so we're all going to get to know each other together on the podcast. It's going to be a special day.
Yes.

Speaker 1 All right. My first question is,

Speaker 1 why don't you go by your full name? Because I was looking that up and it's fucking awesome.

Speaker 1 Can you ask your colleague that? Yeah. Okay, PFT, why doesn't he go by his full name?

Speaker 1 Why doesn't he go by your full full full full full name? Why don't you go by your full name? Oh,

Speaker 1 wait, sir, do you listen to this show? Do you know who we are? Yeah. You've had a nice smile on, and I can never tell.
So you do. Okay.
But DeKalan Zakarius. Yes, sir.
I mean, that's badass.

Speaker 1 Thank you. Sounds like you could be like in the Game of Thrones, maybe taking over

Speaker 1 one of the seven worlds or whatever it was. But that's an awesome, awesome name.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, my teachers couldn't pronounce my name growing up.

Speaker 1 So you have to make it easier. Yeah, make it easier for them.
Right.

Speaker 1 You got duckling all the time for some reason.

Speaker 4 Joe Tessator can't pronounce your name either.

Speaker 4 True. Decaf, Metcalf, I believe, is what he called you.

Speaker 1 We got a coffee deal out of that, though. That is good.

Speaker 4 So he actually did you a favor by messing it up. That's nice, yeah.

Speaker 4 My first question for you is, do you skip leg day?

Speaker 1 No, I don't. Because

Speaker 4 you pause for a second. I feel like I know that you could bench press more than me.
You could probably put up like

Speaker 4 215, something like that. Max out around there, but I think I could squat more than you.

Speaker 1 Maybe because you're shorter than me, yeah, but I don't think that's possible. Not possible? No.

Speaker 4 How much do you bench right now?

Speaker 1 Like 355. It's pretty much.
What? For one rep?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I could probably do it for one work for sure. Okay, whatever.

Speaker 1 Is it true that you benched 50 pounds and squatted 100 pounds when you were five years old? Yeah.

Speaker 1 How is that possible? You were just a five-year-old that could bench and squat and just running around? Was me and my dad, you know. He played me FFL? Yeah, yeah.
That's what we did. Just fine.

Speaker 1 That's Father's Sun time. That was our Father's Sun time.
That's a great Father's Sun time. Weightlifting.

Speaker 4 That's a good way to bond, but I don't know. Do they make weights for five-year-olds?

Speaker 1 Yeah, they had like a little 10, 5, and 2.5 set.

Speaker 4 Like a little tiny bar. That must have been really cute, actually.

Speaker 1 You just walked in.

Speaker 1 You did DK.

Speaker 1 Fuck yes. Do you, did you, when was the first time you had like a six-pack?

Speaker 1 Like

Speaker 1 when I was

Speaker 1 sixth grade, fifth grade. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 like 10 years old, 11 years old?

Speaker 1 11 years old, and you're rocking a six-pack.

Speaker 4 That's like when I drank my first six-pack of beer. Right, actually.

Speaker 1 we're not so different.

Speaker 1 Did you take when the three cone drill stuff happened, did you, was that hurtful when they were saying Tom Brady's more athletic than DK Metcalf?

Speaker 1 I didn't care. Yeah.
Do you think there's anything to that stuff? Like, I mean, obviously that was the big knock on you and everyone was saying you were a draft boss and all this stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do you, when, when you see that, does that motivate you or are you just sitting there like, people just don't have any idea how good of an athlete I am?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, it motivates me, but, you you know, at the same time, everybody's different. Right.

Speaker 1 You know, you can't just judge me by what I did in college or by what I did at the combine because, you know, it's just a smidget of football. Right.

Speaker 4 Ultimately, being compared to Tom Brady and anything is probably a good thing, right? Right.

Speaker 1 Yeah. He's the GOAT.
So, yeah. Right.

Speaker 4 I have an article here from Bleach Report. You probably already read this.

Speaker 1 It says, all sizzle, no steak.

Speaker 1 DK Metcalf is a first-round bus waiting to happen.

Speaker 4 That's the exact headline that's on here.

Speaker 4 It said that you look like you could beat up batman that's a weird thing to put in the lead of an article uh so i think you probably proved that person wrong who wrote that you had a really good rookie year um but do you do you keep all that stuff in the back of your mind yeah i got know what round i was drafted in what pick i was how many receivers went before me and all my weaknesses hung up in my locker right there

Speaker 1 um we have a guest question we want to do so brandon come over here no this is a big why don't you actually sit right right there next to

Speaker 1 me when i walked in yes so i was

Speaker 1 i figured you had something up your side he's very uncouth brandon's gonna ask a guest question brandon walker for those who don't know so go ahead so uh hi dk what's up big fan so you played at uh morally bankrupt ole miss in college uh can you speak to the fact can you make a comment on the fact that you guys had a losing record to our rival mississippi state why are you over there

Speaker 1 The games I played in. You were one and two.
Yeah, you were one and two. So I don't know if you can tell, but Brandon Walker's from West Point, Mississippi.
Ew, you played

Speaker 1 You played at Oxford High School.

Speaker 1 Do you wish you played in a better place like West Point?

Speaker 1 Aaron Darren Don't

Speaker 1 Brandon Walker to DK Metcalf. How you doing, Aaron? Welcome.
Wait, so DK, what's up, man? How you doing? So, DK, continue. Answer the question.
Aaron, we're going to do a double interview here.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm going to go back to back with your questions.

Speaker 1 I never lost to West Point in high school.

Speaker 1 I don't think that's true. Is that true? Yeah, but look at a couple of liars.
I mean,

Speaker 1 West Point has won 11 state championship. Oxford has never won one.

Speaker 1 We got one, yeah. But, you know, y'all never beat me, so that speaks volumes to me.
I don't think that's true. Don't call our guests to lose.
What about the morally bankrupt part?

Speaker 1 Ole Miss, morally bankrupt.

Speaker 1 I was wanting to know when I played in the games,

Speaker 1 and I dog-pissed on them. Thanks.
Do you think that that

Speaker 1 lose the 2000? Go ahead, go ahead. So you dog-pissed on him.
Correct. Do you think you inspired somebody else to dog-piss and lose a future game? I inspired a lot of people and uh

Speaker 4 you know whatever he did that was on him it is crazy to think about how your dog piss that inspired the second dog piss also had such a domino effect on like everything that happened in the sec this offseason and like coaching changes all the way from like florida to washington your dog piss started that do you feel proud about that

Speaker 1 i don't think i my dog piss started

Speaker 1 it did you're a trendsetter it did um all right so we have aaron donald here as well aaron donald's here with pizza hut we got a Pizza Hut Nesquick combo. So he's here with Net.

Speaker 1 DK's here with Nesquick. You're here with Pizza Hut.
Aaron Donald, thank you for joining us. Do you think you can bench more than DK Metcalf? Yeah.
Oh,

Speaker 1 there's a little hesitation in there.

Speaker 5 What do you bench? Five.

Speaker 1 500 pounds.

Speaker 4 What?

Speaker 1 I can change my answer from early.

Speaker 1 You said 350 before you got here. Oh, that's it.
Yeah. That's it.

Speaker 1 That's it. Are you serious? Yeah.
500?

Speaker 4 What's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. I've been working on a long time.
Damn.

Speaker 4 I soon. Also, let you know, I know that you train with knives in the offseason sometimes.

Speaker 4 One of us in this room, we have a knife on us, and we're going to attack you.

Speaker 1 We all play not real knives, though. We have a real knife.

Speaker 4 One of us is going to attack you with it at some point during this interview. So just, you know, be on the lookout for that and try to fend them off.
It's a fun game we play.

Speaker 1 Might be tapping your nick or something.

Speaker 1 500 pounds. That's insane.
That is insane.

Speaker 1 We were talking about before you got here, Aaron, how people were saying DK was going to be a draft bust.

Speaker 1 Did you have anyone who came out and said something negative about you when you were like anything you have as a chip on your shoulder?

Speaker 1 I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure there was. And a lot of people

Speaker 1 considered me undersized for my position. So there was a lot of doubt that I think I wasn't going to have success in the league.
But, you know, you just go out there and you play ball.

Speaker 1 I actually have one right here. Aaron Donald, have fun trying to be a good at football with a pussy name like Aaron Bust.

Speaker 1 Who said that? Me.

Speaker 1 You said it really. I was going after Aaron.
It was a shot at Aaron Rodgers because I'm a Bears fan, so I hate Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 1 And I think that year I said bust for every single player except the Bears pick, which was Kevin White, which turned out he was the bust.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that kind of sucked now that I'm thinking about that. But yeah, so I'd like to think I motivated you a little bit, wouldn't you say?

Speaker 1 I kind of want to get up and get in right now.

Speaker 4 I'm motivating him right now.

Speaker 1 Who's harder to defend in practice, Blake Portals or Jared Goff?

Speaker 1 They both good quarterbacks. Yes.
Good answer.

Speaker 4 Good answer. You lay off Blake, right? Like if you're taking a rep against him, you don't put your whole body weight into it.

Speaker 1 I don't touch my guys. Okay.

Speaker 4 I don't touch him at all. He's a good friend of ours.
What'd you think when he shaved his head? You thought it was a good look?

Speaker 1 What'd you think?

Speaker 1 I thought he looked awesome.

Speaker 4 He's always handsome, but now he's like extra.

Speaker 1 It fit him good, huh? Yes.

Speaker 1 Yes, it definitely fit him good. He was, I mean, we've been busting his balls for a lot of years.
Like, he wasn't hiding it very well. He was bald.
And

Speaker 1 he would do the quick, take his helmet off, put his hat on in one motion, and enough was enough. It was time for him to,

Speaker 1 as Scott Mimpel says, go home and shave the whole head. So you guys are rivals, right? Those games are pretty intense.

Speaker 1 When you're out on the field, like, you know, now that the Seahawks, I guess the Seahawks kind of had a resurgent year and the Rams going off of the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 Are those games when you're playing the Seahawks, you're playing the Niners, the Cardinals, are those games feel more intense, even though there's not like that old school Ravens-Steelers rivalry?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think for sure. You know, you're playing a team twice a year.

Speaker 1 You know each other. You see each other a lot.
You know, you're going to definitely, you know, it's a competitive sport, you know, definitely in a division. So

Speaker 1 we'll be bumping his. I heard him out there talking a couple DBs out there.
We played them, so you talk shit?

Speaker 1 No, oh no, yeah, you do, yeah, you do, okay, you know, they got Jalen Ramsey on their team, so you know. Oh, well, he talks shit.

Speaker 1 Foot saying, though, I can't say it on there.

Speaker 4 These cameras are off right now, yeah, yeah,

Speaker 1 yeah.

Speaker 4 We're not recording this, bro.

Speaker 1 I'm not stupid. Come on,

Speaker 1 okay. I know what they're talking about, man.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 they're talking about pizza, yeah, oh, yeah,

Speaker 1 they're like, DK, you don't even

Speaker 1 like pizza, yeah, and you're like, I do love pizza, and I love it. Do we have have some Nesquirk? Do we have Nesquick? Yeah, we got that too.
Get us some Nesquik.

Speaker 1 That's my favorite pizza right there. Oh, yeah.
So what's it? It's pepperoni, sausage, banana peppers, no sauce. No sauce.

Speaker 1 What's your problem?

Speaker 5 Just eat it and see. You'll see what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 I'm going to take a bite. One bite.
One bite. Two bites.
You get a bite, too. All right, he'll have a bite as well.

Speaker 1 Can I give it a score?

Speaker 1 Two bites. Okay.
That's one bite. Yeah, you got to really absorb it.

Speaker 1 Now, give me some Nesquir. Give me some Nashquirk.
Oh, you like it.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 I got it.

Speaker 1 Everyone's passing me something at the same time. It's not bad.
It's good. I've never had pizza without.
Sugar? Pizza hut. Wayne's.

Speaker 1 Sunday,

Speaker 1 that's what you need to get a Super Bowl weekend.

Speaker 1 Did you ever like the Wayne's World commercial when we're selling out and every ad is like, and now I'm going to wash it down with the beautiful Nesquick.

Speaker 1 I have a pizza hut.

Speaker 1 That Nesquick is delicious. Wow.
Now we're all just eating pizza. This podcast just turned into lunch.
It's a a pizza party. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do you think that you're too small to be good in the NFL? No, I think I'm the right size, the perfect size.

Speaker 1 I think I'm the perfect size. Perfect size? Yeah.
You don't want to be too big.

Speaker 1 Are there games where you're dominating when it's like, I can do whatever I want? Like, I was actually looking back because

Speaker 1 I think it was against Georgia Tech in college. You had 11 tackles, six tackles for a loss.
Were you during that game like, this is the easiest thing ever? Well, they cut block every time.

Speaker 1 So it's pretty much, they cut you just walk around them and you're in the backfield.

Speaker 1 So, that was you know, but you be you, there's games you're being mode, you feel good, and you got that confidence in that swagger, you feel like you know, you can't be stopped. Right,

Speaker 1 they say that definitely when a guy trying to block you one-on-one, you feel you know, you feel kind of confident. Can anyone beat you one-on-one?

Speaker 1 I'm never gonna say somebody can beat me one-on-one. Okay, what about you, DK? No, one-on-one, no safety help, no one can stop you, no, not even Jalen Ramsey.
No, oh,

Speaker 1 really? Right, I'm about to get the rivalry going, yeah, Face time. Do it.
Akem Talib?

Speaker 4 No.

Speaker 4 No. No one?

Speaker 1 Not even you.

Speaker 1 What about the honey badger? No. He's a safety.

Speaker 4 Yeah, but I mean, he's quick.

Speaker 1 That has nothing to do with it. He's good in coverage.

Speaker 1 That has nothing to do with it. Whose coach is better looking? That's actually Pete Carroll's like Pete Carroll versus Sean McVay.
I think it's closer than people think.

Speaker 1 Yeah, my coach girl, your coach, will run for his money any day. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Sean McVay, some people say that maybe he's a little bit of a pretty boy sometimes. And man, that's what we say, actually.

Speaker 4 The beard is too sculpted. You know what I'm talking about.
He lines the beard up.

Speaker 1 I'm sound jealous right now. No, not actually in Bubble.

Speaker 1 I've told him that to his face before, and he knows what he said.

Speaker 1 He's like, why you guys got to go after my beard all the time? He's like, well, you look too pretty. Yeah.
See, I like him. He's handsome.
Yeah, no, he is. He's very handsome.

Speaker 1 But I kind of like the, you know, the old school Pete Carroll. He looks like he's sitting there doing a fidelity commercial with the gray hair.

Speaker 4 Oh, he's got the gum going. Oh, what kind of bubblegum does he chew?

Speaker 1 The regular yellow and blue pet. I don't know, though.
I don't know what that is. Juicy for? Double bubble.
No, no. Double bubble.
Individually rat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Have you met Pete Carroll's twin?

Speaker 1 No. He ain't got no twin.
Yeah, he does.

Speaker 4 I like how Aaron even knows that he doesn't have a twin.

Speaker 1 No, he has a twin. Oh, no, he ain't got no twin.
Yeah, no, he has a twin.

Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure he has a twin.

Speaker 1 He has a brother that looks exactly like him. Have you met him? That's why they're brothers.
Yeah, I know. But like, exactly, like, so much so, you're like, I got a twin.
Just like me, too.

Speaker 1 Are you a twin? Uh-oh, he's three years older than me. People think he's.
Is he in the NFL?

Speaker 1 That kind of sucks, Ram.

Speaker 1 I always wonder that. Like, if your brother's in the NFL and like a future Hall of Famer, and you're just like, yeah, so it didn't really work out the same for me.

Speaker 1 Are you going to speak to her? I think we're making friends. No, you want another slice? I think we're making one too.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 I talked earlier about how you trained with fake knives in the offseason. Actually, I thought initially I gave you a lot of credit for that, and then I found out that the knives were fake.

Speaker 1 Everybody thought it was real knife.

Speaker 4 I thought that was a beta move to train with fake knives. Like, why aren't you training with a real knife? Like an opportunity?

Speaker 1 Because if I get stabbed, I ain't going to be here right now. I'm doing this interview and with Pizza Hut.

Speaker 4 Then don't get stabbed. It's pretty simple.
Things happen.

Speaker 1 Your hands are fast enough. Yeah, but

Speaker 1 I ain't going to take that risk. Did you get fake stabbed ever during the video?

Speaker 1 Because you did the video. I actually got stabbed in my head, and everybody thought the knife was real.
Okay, so now I agree with you.

Speaker 4 It was probably a smart move that you were doing. That was very smart.

Speaker 1 Sometimes you might

Speaker 4 Did that actually like help you with your hands? Was uh

Speaker 1 the navs because it's just a natural reaction when you see something coming your way. It's just a natural, you move a little faster, obviously.

Speaker 1 So I'm just doing something different outside of the box. So, you know, it worked for me.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 Did uh did Wade Phillips ever teach you like how to sack somebody and not land on them with your body? Because that feels like

Speaker 4 it feels like the hardest thing in the world to do, to hit a quarterback and then in midair move to the side while you're falling to the ground.

Speaker 1 It is, but it's not, you know, because you obviously can control what you do with your body, you know.

Speaker 1 So it's just a natural thing to do. Just, you know, don't put your weight down.
You can get fled and get fat. You don't lose no money.
You don't want to hurt your team.

Speaker 4 So DK's looking at me like he's not going to be able to do that.

Speaker 1 I can't see your eyes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Uh-huh. Look,

Speaker 1 give you a little peek right there at the baby blues. Oh, you're welcome.
Was it weird when Pete Carroll took his shirt off with you in the Combine interview? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Can you explain that story? Like, how did it go down?

Speaker 1 They had a scout that was in, that was like my group leader, and he was like, when you come to our meeting, take your shirt off. I was like, no, I can't do that, bro.

Speaker 1 And then he was like, yeah, do it. Do it.
He's going to be fired up about it. So I was like, all right, I'll do it.
And I walked in and with my shirt off, and he took his shirt off.

Speaker 1 We're two shirtless men just sitting there.

Speaker 1 These guys being dude. It was a little weird at first.
And then

Speaker 1 that's what you do, right? You hang out with a hole. You want to take your shirt off right now?

Speaker 1 Let's take my shirt off.

Speaker 1 You don't want to see this

Speaker 1 much man.

Speaker 4 Too much man. I'll get started with it.
There we go. You always got to have one guy that starts the...

Speaker 1 My nipples, by the way, are very large. Don't look.

Speaker 1 You looked right at my chest there, DK.

Speaker 1 I've got four nipples. All right, go ahead.
Take your shirts off. There you go.
Well, y'all are 35. Chill out.
Put your shirt back.

Speaker 1 That was kind of fun. All right.
All right. You know what? That's actually a good point.
The way you said that. I am 35 today.

Speaker 4 Did you want to say anything about your birthday?

Speaker 1 Yeah. It was mine yesterday's birthday, man.
I brought you some pizzas. Oh, thanks.

Speaker 1 Okay, so wait, you order no sauce every single time? Every single time. Is that a dietary thing?

Speaker 1 Just something that I like. I'm not just a, you know, that's just what I like.
You know, that's just what I like.

Speaker 4 And that's the way I like my pizzas.

Speaker 1 That's a weird move.

Speaker 1 That's a weird move, but I like that. So wait, can Pizza Hut, can you call up and be like, can I have the Aaron Donald? Yep.
I don't know if that's true. You can? Yeah.
You got to get that done.

Speaker 1 We're going to name this the Aaron Donald. How much of the deal now do we get for having that idea? Because clearly someone didn't think of that.
We'll talk about it.

Speaker 1 Whatever you want. We'll take 10% of that.
10%, 10, 10 pizzas. 10 pizzas? Yes.

Speaker 1 10 pizzas we'll take. We'll take it.
Get you. Sunday.
So y'all going to be set for Sunday. Yeah.
Yep.

Speaker 4 GK, how motivated are you when somebody tweets at you and says, like, hey, I have you on my fantasy team and you ruined my week last week?

Speaker 4 That's got to be really motivating, right? It's got to be like, okay, I got to go out and win this game for John 3, 7, 4, 5 with the egg appetite.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 I don't care who's fantasy team no more. Yeah, okay.
So it really doesn't matter to me. But we pay your salary as fans.
I'm sorry, what? As fans, we pay your salary.

Speaker 1 Negative. Yeah, yeah.
Like if you guys were playing in the middle of a parking lot and no one was watching, you wouldn't have a salary. So it's kind of our league.
It's our league.

Speaker 4 I am an owner of the Green Bay Packers.

Speaker 1 For me, I believe that.

Speaker 4 You pay $50 and they give you a stock certificate and a cheese hat. So, yeah, I'm kind of your boss in a way.

Speaker 1 So, what y'all going to do about next season?

Speaker 4 We're going to lose again.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Aaron Rodgers over the hill. Do you have any comment about that?

Speaker 1 Aaron Rodgers, what?

Speaker 4 He's over the hill. He's not good anymore.

Speaker 1 Oh, no. Aaron Rodgers is good.
Oh, you guys got screwed on that spot.

Speaker 1 No comment. Yeah.
All right. My last question.
seek geek question. We'll just do all the ads together.
So, we're here with Pizza Hut, Nesquick, and Seek Geek promo code take.

Speaker 1 You put it in, get $10 off. What's in those bags, TK? Happy birthday.
Oh, really? Can we have a present? I gotta see which one.

Speaker 1 All right, so

Speaker 1 all right, all right, big me out.

Speaker 1 I'm guessing it might be Nesquick. Okay, sweet.

Speaker 1 Thank you. Oh, my God.
How did you know that I wanted a bottle of Nesquick?

Speaker 1 Oh, there's more in there.

Speaker 1 All right, Aaron, did you get us anything for our birthday? More pizza, more pizza. All right, perfect.

Speaker 1 More extra no salt. I already had three slices.

Speaker 1 Come on. Okay.
Hang on, hang on. I got to open it.
Congratulations. You don't usually get a birthday card that says congrats.

Speaker 1 You made it to 35, man. Congrats.

Speaker 1 Congrats for being a lot. Yeah, we didn't die yet.
Happy birthday, big cat, from the Muscle Man DK, and there's $500 cash in there. Did you get cash?

Speaker 4 I got, it says, happy birthday, PFT. Your ass is getting old.

Speaker 1 DK,

Speaker 4 Mr. Strawberry Milk.
Is that what they call you?

Speaker 1 Huh?

Speaker 1 It says Mr. Strawberry Milk.

Speaker 1 We got to work on your nickname. Yes.
We need to work on your nickname. Well, no, I'm Mr.

Speaker 4 35 Yards. I don't know.
You probably heard about my trial with the XFL, but I'm pretty solid from 35 yards in.

Speaker 4 I got you for my birthday, I got you guys a football. Just to make you guys feel comfortable.

Speaker 1 Can't take it with you.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, Aaron, DK, thank you so much.
Appreciate your time. And go buy some Nesquirk and go buy some Pizza Hut.

Speaker 1 That's it. You guys want to clap?

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 1 That was great. Thank you, guys.
This is actually not bad with no sauce.

Speaker 1 I was skeptical.

Speaker 4 That interview or whatever you want to call it with DK Metcalf and Aaron Donald was...

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Speaker 1 Okay, let's wrap up with some segments. Liam, Bubba, you ready to go?

Speaker 6 yep you got bachelor talk and then guys on chicks bachelor talk it was the hometowns episode oh pete tells hannah and's dad that he wants to tell hannah and that he's falling in love with her hannah and's dad rick tells him not to because he needs to mean it and he's still dating other women Pete tells Hannah Ann that he's falling in love with her anyways.

Speaker 1 Damn. You really put a lot of enthusiasm into that, Liam.

Speaker 4 I can't believe that Pete would go against what Hannah Ann's dad told him.

Speaker 1 I couldn't think about talking to Hannah Ann.

Speaker 1 It said Hannah Ann like eight times in three sentences.

Speaker 4 I think Hannah Ann's dad just watches The Bachelor and he's like, this guy, Pete's a loser. Please don't tell my daughter that you love her.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Wasn't Bruce Pearl in it somewhere? I don't know.
Everyone tweeted like, oh my god, there's Bruce Pearl.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 6 Pete goes on his hometown date with Kelsey to Des Moines, Iowa.

Speaker 1 Gloss over that, yeah.

Speaker 6 Where Pete tries to grab crab rangoons for the first time in his life. Turns out he likes them.

Speaker 1 Wait, in Des Moines, Iowa? Yeah. He got crab rangoons for the first time in his life in Des Moines, Iowa.
It's a specialty. What is it, by the way?

Speaker 1 Hold on. No, here's the thing.
Wait, wait.

Speaker 4 Hold on. Des Moines, Iowa probably has decent crab rangoons because crab rangoons are never made with fresh crab to begin with.

Speaker 4 Des Moines, Iowa is probably, like, when you think of Seattle, Washington as being the king crab center of the

Speaker 4 king salmon, sockeye salmon center of the entire food world, Des Moines, Iowa is the center of processed synthetic crab.

Speaker 1 What is it with the Bachelor? And like, I feel like half of the Bachelor/slash Bachelorettes are always from like Iowa or Nebraska. What is that?

Speaker 4 It's the heartland.

Speaker 1 I mean, it just seems that for a reason.

Speaker 1 It's the number one product they they threw out there, besides soybeans, is Bachelor and Bachelorette. What?

Speaker 1 Tight ends and tight ends. That's true.
Shout out, Greg.

Speaker 1 All right, what else? Do you want to get to the Bruce Pearl part?

Speaker 6 There's no Bruce Pearl note on here.

Speaker 4 Really? You made up that Bruce Pearl. I don't know.
You had a dream that Bruce Pearl just had like a crossover on your timeline.

Speaker 1 Dude,

Speaker 1 so many people were tweeting about Bruce Pearl, and I'm always got Bruce Pearl alerts on because I want to know how sweaty he is. And everyone just said he was on, so I assumed he was sweaty

Speaker 1 okay

Speaker 6 last note P-Tex approaches him while on his hometown date in Virginia Beach with Victoria F and warns Peter about her the rumors are that Victoria F is a home wrecker who has broken up multiple relationships oh wow so she fucks Vicki

Speaker 1 Vicky that's Victor

Speaker 6 people don't have nicknames on this like it's always like first name last initial

Speaker 1 well except Hannah Ann.

Speaker 4 We can give them nicknames. Yeah.
Hannah Ann, but she sounds like the cabbage patch doll.

Speaker 4 Vicki.

Speaker 4 Vicki's just.

Speaker 4 The name Vicki just screams trouble to me.

Speaker 4 I've never met a Vicky in real life that I've been like, that's a girl that you could settle down with.

Speaker 1 Vickies have sass. That's just a fact.
You see a Vicky, they will sass you to death.

Speaker 4 Vicki's got big hair, bold colored fingernails, wears too much jewelry and perfume, but she also also knows how to party, which is why

Speaker 4 you want to hang out with Vicki, but you don't want to stick around, if you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Yeah, all right, let's finish up with guys on chicks.

Speaker 6 Sup, boys, my boyfriend and I are seniors in college, and over the past three years, he has lived with four of his best guy friends.

Speaker 6 After having to use napkins as toilet paper and flushing down the toilet so it doesn't clog, I've realized that over the years, him and his friends do things that normal people wouldn't do and they don't think twice about.

Speaker 6 Is there hope that he will want to live in normal living conditions after college, or will he never grow out of his college habits?

Speaker 1 Love you guys. Yes, okay.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes, there's tons of hope because everyone gets out of college and stops living like their worst possible existence because you realize when you're like 19 and 20, living in absolute squalor and wiping your ass with napkins and like coffee liners and weird shit and eating terrible things and sharing your shitty house and apartment with six of your dudes sucks when you're like 25.

Speaker 1 So don't worry, you just gotta wait it out. Just wait it out.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 I think

Speaker 4 they say that the fastest way to a man's heart is through his mouth sometimes. If you can, you know, learn to cook his favorite food or whatever.

Speaker 4 That's an old school saying, I think that's way out of date. The fastest way is his butthole.

Speaker 4 If you can slowly convince him and show him that there are better things to do than wipe your butt with ketchup packets, eventually he'll get addicted to that

Speaker 4 actual real-life sensation of using toilet paper with aloe on it.

Speaker 4 And then, after a couple years of being acclimated to that, once he runs out of toilet paper, he's not going to go to that drawer where you keep the salt and pepper left over from Chinese food orders.

Speaker 4 He's going to go to the store and actually buy the product as it was intended for and stock up on toilet paper. So you'll gradually turn him into a real man by just showing him there's a better way.

Speaker 1 Also, there's like a one in five chance that everything we just said is not going to happen because everyone has that one friend that just doesn't actually stop living the college life until they're like 40.

Speaker 1 So just hope it's not him. That's statistics, by the way.

Speaker 1 That's actually statistically true. One in five guys cannot leave college when they leave college.

Speaker 1 So pray that that is not what your boyfriend is afflicted with and that that you guys will age gracefully.

Speaker 6 Hey, Mr. Commenter and Husky Cat.
All my boyfriend wants to do is have sex since football is over. The XFL isn't cutting it for him.
What are some alternatives to sex?

Speaker 4 There's mouths, there's butt stuff,

Speaker 1 Call of Duty,

Speaker 4 just keeping him too drunk to fuck all the time.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 4 putting him in a medically induced coma.

Speaker 1 Just not having sex?

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's a tough one.

Speaker 4 Telling him that you're always on your period?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Buy him Call of Duty and then just get on your period perpetually.

Speaker 4 That's good advice. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Hey, hunk cat. My boyfriend is a chronic manscaper.
I've walked in on him more than once in the last year, squatting over a mirror, trimming his taint with scissors.

Speaker 6 Should I be proud knowing he takes care of himself or mortified that he's a psychopath?

Speaker 1 Thanks.

Speaker 1 I think this is one of those situations where

Speaker 1 everyone should take care of themselves down there, but there's a very, very

Speaker 1 thin line between

Speaker 1 manscaping and just like making yourself a male porn star. And you don't want to be the male porn star where you're like completely bald down there and everything is

Speaker 1 you just don't want to be a male porn star because I feel like that's he's teetering on that line, and next thing you know, you're just dating Johnny Sin or whatever his name is.

Speaker 4 Yeah, uh, going full bald is not that's not boyfriend material right there.

Speaker 4 Um, there, it's it's just a weird scene.

Speaker 4 I think just tell him that you like the way that it looks in a certain way, and then if a guy hears that one time, then that's just his hairstyle for life, forever, forever, all right.

Speaker 1 That's it.

Speaker 1 Oh, we didn't even get a last one before that last one. I can't get one more.

Speaker 4 No, no, I've got a gift for that.

Speaker 1 No, that was cool. Yeah, do a gift.
Yeah, go ahead. Let's end with a gift.

Speaker 4 No, no more gifts. My gift right now is just me making the heart sign with my hands and saying, I love you guys.

Speaker 1 Oh, nice. Nice.
The guy with his heart that actually beats out of his chest, and everyone's like, Holy shit, that guy's got to die.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 4 it's the wolf at the table whose eyes are popping out of his head, and then his heart is pounding. That's what I'm doing right now to all you guys.
I love you guys.

Speaker 4 Talking away.

Speaker 4 I don't know what

Speaker 4 you say. I'm taking away.

Speaker 4 Today's a lot of day to find you. Shy away.

Speaker 4 I'll be coming for your love of K. Shy.

Speaker 4 I'll be coming for your love of K.

Speaker 4 David.

Speaker 4 Take on me.

Speaker 4 Let's just say

Speaker 4 all the same.

Speaker 4 It's about a feed some little way.

Speaker 4 Slowly learning that life is okay.

Speaker 4 Say after me.

Speaker 4 It's no better to be safe than sorry. Say after me.

Speaker 4 It's no better to be safe than sorry.

Speaker 4 Take on me.

Speaker 4 I've been the same

Speaker 4 day in the life of just the way that worries away.

Speaker 4 You are things I've got to remember.

Speaker 4 Be shy away.

Speaker 4 I'll be coming for you, me light. Be shy away.

Speaker 4 I'll be coming for you, me light.

Speaker 4 Jingle

Speaker 4 save me.