Jerry O’Connell’s Fantasy Preview, Camp Barstool Recap, Mt Rushmore Of N64 Games + Fyre Fest

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We're going to recap camp.

We got Firefest.

We're going to do the Mount Rushmore of N64 games because we're kind of in a nostalgic mood being at camp all week.

Talk about...

This is kind of like the last week.

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Yeah.

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and how we doing boys it's camp we're at camp we've been sleeping in the cabins for two nights

uh we've been playing games we've been roughing it up everyone feeling good feeling great great had some good meals some good conversation drank some good beer smoked some good cigarettes last night played some euchre played some werewolf last night yeah off by the way zach is a great liar of course uh i'm terrified i'm officially terrified by Zach.

You got dealt the werewolf card last night, and you were a fucking ice-cold killer.

Werewolf was a lot of fun.

You just tell her when you have the villager card.

That's the only strat.

Yeah.

That's it.

It was a lot of fun.

We had one game.

It was like 20 people in it.

Yeah.

There were so many.

It was such a good time.

Yeah, Zach is really good.

I heard the Euchre table heating up.

Yeah, Euchre was fun.

Euchre is a great game.

Love playing Euchre.

Hank, how are you feeling?

Because you've been not only

competing in everything, but also also the eye of the internet storm.

I know this has been our week-long storyline, but are you okay?

You feel good?

Oh, I'm not worried about that at all.

Oh, you're not worried about that.

It's not my first rodeo.

People will realize when it, yeah.

Hank's been anti-American for a long time.

I've also got Birdie saying it's happening.

Yeah, of course it's going to happen.

We've been saying that.

We knew that once Goodell started getting multiple games over in Europe, he had a semi, and now he's got a raging boner for having the Super Bowl in England.

It's just one of those things.

It's not that serious.

People like to get mad online, and it's like it's a football game on a football field.

It's not, and you're doing it again.

It's not just a football game.

It's not that serious.

It's a Super Bowl.

I will say, for in Hank's credit, he has an incredible ability of just like galvanizing everyone against him

and not being bothered by it.

Like, it's a great, he's a great lightning rod in these situations.

We're like, hey, two weeks before football starts, not a lot going on.

You know, there's going to be roster cuts next week.

You know, we're kind of in that last week before everyone's getting back in the grind.

And Hank's like, you know what I'm going to do?

I'm going to shit on the United States of America on the number one sports podcast and let everyone come after me.

And

I'm saying thank you for your service.

You're welcome.

That's not what I was doing, but you're welcome.

Okay.

Yeah.

Well, you are providing a valuable service, which is like all the AWLs, us in this room.

We're kind of sick of hitting Hank.

We're looking for somebody else.

We're looking for football to start.

We've been in camp for a while.

I want to go after somebody else.

I want to have external villains that I can attack.

So this was just our version of a training camp.

This is a training camp.

Yeah, we just had a training camp fight.

Exactly.

So Brabel should have been here to break it up.

Yeah.

Congrats.

Oh, yeah.

We should have started with that.

We've been on camp, so

I haven't really been on the internet, but I just assume.

Terry.

I haven't been online, so I don't know.

I also assume that Terry signed on Wednesday.

Are you officially going to retire from saying that Terry's going to

calling your shot on Terry resigning?

I'm re-evaluating.

I'm recalibrating.

We're getting the lab right now, seeing what went wrong.

But I'd just like to make an adjusted prediction about Terry, if that's okay.

Yeah, material change.

I think he's going to sign today.

I think Friday.

I think this is the day it gets done.

Terry is fully on board.

A report came out yesterday.

This is

dangerous.

You need to be punished.

He's looking for $34 million.

He's like 12-year-olds.

If he doesn't sign on Friday, Max gets to spank you.

No, I think he's going to sign.

He has to sign.

Bar soap in your mouth, Max.

I said the entire show, you kept trying to say that I have a source of information.

I was very clear that I do not, that my only source of information is my brain wishing that it's going to happen.

Right.

So, once again, I really, I think he's going to sign on Friday.

And then I think it's full steam ahead, locked in for the season.

Dream season coming up for Terry.

And if he doesn't sign, guess what?

He's probably still going to play for the Commanders.

And it's going to be a contract year, so he'll probably play really well this year.

And then

we can figure out what to do after the season.

You need to be punished.

You've been a bad boy.

Honestly,

No dessert tonight.

I kind of got hot.

Yeah, it was.

That was hot, Max.

He was angry.

That was just a.

Yeah, no TV.

I'm sick of this game.

I'm sick of this game.

Whatever, Max.

We also are in that fun time where guys get traded right before cuts.

So you can tell yourself, oh, wow, how did he get traded?

It's like, well, he probably was going to get cut.

We saw Sky Moore got traded to the 49ers.

What was the compensation?

Was it sixth round pick?

It was, yeah, sixth or seventh.

Yeah,

these are potentially guys who might get cut who are like, hey, we can maybe find someone right before we cut them to trade them.

Also, Harrison Phillips got traded to the Jets.

It was actually a nice trade for the Jets.

More defensive line depth.

I think the Vikings had some guys that they liked behind him.

But yeah, this is that season.

Yeah, I saw Josh Allen is not playing tonight.

It's the only, I think...

Schefter said it was the only preseason game that he's not playing in, but did he play against the Bears?

He did not.

So what is Schefter talking about?

Shifter's crazy.

Shepherd's crazy.

That is wild.

Also,

yeah, Shepherd's crazy.

He's losing his mind.

Yeah, marking the first time in his NFL career that Allen will not play in the entire preseason.

Yeah, yeah.

And that game's also Saturday.

Yeah, so I guess there's

the preseason will wrap up on Saturday night.

We'll be done.

You see the news report that Andy Reid had his office shot up last year?

What was that?

So 2024.

So it wasn't even this May.

It was last May.

They fired three bullets into the Chiefs facility.

One went into a window into the office where Andy Reid was sitting, hit the wall 15 feet away.

And did they find out?

No.

It's still on the loose.

That's crazy.

Shooters stepped out.

They reported.

I don't know.

That's crazy.

They kept it quiet.

That's crazy.

He was probably embarrassed they got that close.

Was Florio the one who found it?

No, Florio didn't find it.

He did report it.

He wrote an article about the report.

And then the guy that wrote the report was like, hey, why are you passing this off as your own work?

And then they got into a big back and forth.

Oh, I love that.

Again, preseason fights.

This is preseason fights.

Yeah, these are training camp fights.

Yeah, so I don't know.

Somebody, they said it didn't seem like it was targeted.

If somebody shoots three bullets into the Chiefs, that feels targeted to me.

Yeah.

Like, not a very accurate targeting, but a targeting nonetheless.

Going right over your head?

Yeah.

And he was in the office at the time.

He was in the office.

It hit the wall 15 feet away from him.

That's insane.

Drive-bys of the Chiefs affiliate doesn't make any sense.

What did Andy read?

Chiefs of Holic, maybe?

Oh, was he bitter?

Was he bitter from being iced out?

Don't snitch.

Yeah.

You think he sent a guy?

I think Chiefs of Holic might have been out at that time.

He might have been out.

I don't want to put more crimes on Chiefs of Holic.

We don't, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, what else we got going on?

I saw their.

I'll say real quick that we're recording this Thursday morning because PFT's got pup punk in Jersey on Friday night.

Martell's Tiki Bar.

Friday day.

Friday night.

Friday day.

3 p.m.

Someone did the Barcelona Beach House.

This could look stupid

in retrospect.

The Cubs might be back.

Yeah, so they won three out of four against the Brewers.

Well, they have the fifth game today, so that's where this could look really stupid.

I'm guaranteeing that it will almost definitely look stupid.

Three out of five is pretty good.

No, you needed to win four out of five because there were nine games to win.

They won.

They did.

I hope they win.

Yeah, they won.

Terry's on the Commanders for another few years.

Good day for part of my team.

But we also had the weird Kyle Tucker news that he's had a fractured finger for a month and a half, which I think everyone knew, but no one reported.

And the Cubs finally reported it.

So I don't really know what's going on there.

Kind of weird.

He's in a contract here.

Yeah, what the Cubs should do is put him on the IL and be like, hey, here's three years, $140 million, and give him a two-year opt-out after, you know, after the second year and be like, stop thinking about the contract, go play ball.

I like that.

Yeah, because, I mean, it's got to suck for Kyle Tucker to have, he hasn't hit a home run in a month and a half.

He has basically, he's just basically become Jason Hayward at the plate where he just grounds out to the right side.

It's clearly about the finger.

It's the finger, and also the fact that he's in a contract year.

Take away that issue and be like, hey, get healthy, and here's your money, and you don't have to worry about it.

And then in two years, when you're 30 years old, you can be a free agent again if you want.

That would be a smart thing to do if you were the Cubs.

We also had Aaron Judge going after

correcting Aaron Boone because apparently Aaron Boone said Aaron Judge is not going to throw again this year, I think.

And

Aaron Judge on manager Aaron Boone said,

I don't know why he said that.

He hasn't seen me throw the past two weeks.

I'm pretty confident I'll get back to that.

Feels like the Yankees got some bad vibes going on.

Yeah, I'd say they have bad vibes all season.

Yeah.

And Kyle

have good vibes.

Kyle Schober should be MVP because Shohei got rocked.

He got hit by a line drive.

Yeah.

And Trover had another homero.

And Trover hit another home run.

Did Shohei like apologize for getting hit?

Let's see.

I think he called the start regrettable.

I think, yeah, so it was.

It was Otani Rock struck by liner in regrettable start.

Yeah.

So

against the Rockies.

He's very sorry about getting hit by that.

He got hit by a pitch off the thigh.

And he gave up five.

Five runs against the Rockies should actually eliminate you.

It's the yeah.

He hit into a triple play.

Five runs against the the Rockies.

Those two things should eliminate you from the MVP.

Agreed.

It's like when the last year, when the Ravens lost to the Raiders, yeah, we should have known at that point, okay, no matter what they do for the rest of the season, don't take them for real in the playoffs.

Yeah, yeah.

Did Lamar Jackson get hurt yesterday?

Kind of.

He hurt his wrist, hand, and then he left practice, and then the Ravens said he's fine.

Okay, that's not confusing at all.

Lamar Jackson, fine.

This is the season.

Remember the old, I don't think this happens anymore because people are a little smarter, but this is right around when we would get the report: like Drew Brees got hit by a car and broke both his legs right before the season.

You know, Matt Ryan.

Yep.

An Audi hit Matt Ryan.

Old lady in the Audi hit Matt Ryan.

Yeah.

I love it.

Both his legs are fractured.

I love the people that would just stir that up once a year with a different quarterback.

But Lamar Jackson is okay.

Well, he's fine.

So I don't know if the Ravens said that because he's healthy or if it was like somebody in their band that's attracted to him.

But he he's fine

he's fine hey he's fine he's a fine man he's fine fine he's fine as hell

hell yeah

okay what

did you have something else uh before you said something about the under 40 oh yeah have you guys been watching the the 40 you under 40 football leagues all the clips going around i've seen the clips i love these guys these guys fucking love football they're all you know they got gray in their beards they're crying before games during the national anthem They're injuring each other.

They're taking it super seriously.

They just love playing football.

And I'm obsessed with watching the clips.

I hope that there's one in the Chicago area that we can go see or at least adopt as our 4DU team.

Because I fucking love anything that gets these dudes so pumped up, so physical about a game that they will definitely 100% get injured in at some point.

My idea was maybe as a Mount Rushmore punishment, one of us has to try out or play for a 40U football team

that would hurt

we're not we're not under 40 for 40 and under we are 40.

this is our last year of eligibility

uh

yeah i mean i would get i would i i can barely we've been at camp we've done camp games and my body's broken yeah it is true i'm i'm feeling very very sore right now very sore i love these guys uh i i would love i would love to watch a documentary about them not even playing just going to work on mondays

uh i also love love some of their like uniform choices there'll be guys in like a jaguars jersey and a in saints pants and just random combinations and they've got like the swagged out visors too like they definitely went out and customized their shit but it's all mismatched and it's all like the wives call them call them definitely call themselves like wags oh yeah they're all wags for the for the 40 you football team it's also great a great reminder of just how fast uh professional athletes are because when you watch one of these games you're like why is the why is my is my phone broken am i watching it in half speed what's going on right now?

Yeah, it's great.

I played one time in a rugby tournament in Lake Placid, and there was a 70 and under division of rugby, and it was like the scariest shit I've ever watched.

It's like every tackle, this guy's going to break a hip.

Yeah.

It was violent.

Yeah.

You could get left with just lifelong injuries.

140U game.

I don't know if that's like...

There's real-life repercussions there.

I don't know about that.

Yeah.

I don't think we should try out.

What about kicker?

I think even the kicker you could still get smoked being the kicker.

I don't know.

I think I think you're fine.

You could kick.

He could kick.

Come on.

That's not fucking fun.

Come on.

I think anything plays toward you.

Kickers off.

Kickers off.

Stop it.

That's not.

Stop it, Hank.

You should love the kicker.

You're an English guy.

Yeah, I know.

That's a different sport.

Oh,

I see what you're saying.

You're right.

Because PFT was going to then just try out to kick.

No, I mean, I would try out.

Yeah, he was using

the thing he loves.

No, I would try out to be a kicker slash.

I would be slashed like

Mount Rush War Punishment.

Someone has to play in a band.

Someone's got to fly in a flight simulator, but like a real-life flight to

New Zealand, a 60-hour flight simulator stream.

Way to sniff that out, Hank.

My brain is moving a little slow this morning.

No, I wouldn't try out as a kicker.

I would try, it would be Swiss Army Knife.

I'd be a gadget guy.

I'd be kicker/slash punter.

I was gonna say,

backup kicker.

Okay, what other, any other sports story?

We got a budding rivalry right now going.

We have the start of a MJ LeBron

in the WNBA.

Yes.

Paige Buchers.

I said when she was a senior or her last year at UConn, she's going to be better than Caitlin Clark.

Yeah, Paige Buckets.

Paigey Buckets just scored 44 points.

She made all four of her three-pointers.

She's going to break all of Caitlin Clark's rookie records.

And I think she's a better team player than Caitlin Clark.

I think that she's a better better winner than Caitlin Clark.

She has won a title.

She has won a title.

I think she makes her teammates better than Caitlin Clark necessarily does.

And yeah, I'm excited to see the future of the WNBA if this is going to be like, it's like magic versus bird.

If they're both bird, which is great.

Yeah.

Bird and more bird.

Yeah, we got two double birds, super bird.

Let's do real quick.

Why don't you guys tell me who you think is in the

top of the standings in the WNBA?

Give me, how many can you get right?

Okay, New York, Vegas, Liberty.

This is.

All right, we'll start with

Eastern Conference.

Eastern Conference.

New York and Liberty.

Yes.

Let's go.

And second.

Thomas Peters.

Who's second in the East?

Yeah.

I don't know.

Indiana.

No, they're third.

Atlanta Dream.

Fuck.

Indiana is

third.

Sophie Cunningham's out for the year.

I saw her.

Who's first in the West?

Vegas.

It's got to be the Aces.

It's not.

It's the Minnesota Lynx.

Oh, God.

Yeah, and they're good.

Hank, you love the Lynx.

They have a seven-game lead

on Mercury and the Aces.

Yeah.

They have the MVP, right?

Who should the MVP?

It should have been.

It should have been.

That's her.

She is her.

Is it a Jai?

Is your Wilson?

Isn't she on the Lynx?

I believe so.

Are we nailing this?

I don't know.

All I'm saying is it's going to be a different league next year once Paige gets a year of experience under her belt.

I'm going to change the game.

I don't think we nailed that, Hank.

I don't think we nailed that.

Oh, she's on Vegas.

She's on Vegas.

I knew that's why I knew.

That's why I kept saying Vegas.

I got Vegas on my mind.

The Lynx have Nafisa.

Oh, yeah, Nafisa.

She's good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That was her WNBA minute.

I've heard that she's good.

Oh, by the way, Tommy Fleetwood.

Happy Tommy Fleetwood Day, doll, who celebrate.

Yeah, Rob with two B's.

Thank you so much

for the text.

We all bet Tommy Fleetwood.

But by the time this comes out, we have no idea.

But it is Thursday, so Tommy Fleetwood's probably going to be

fighting for the lead.

Yes.

After today's round, yes.

And I think he said, didn't somebody ask him, like, hey, how are you gearing up for this tournament?

And he was like, I do understand the irony if I win the tour championship and I haven't won on tour until this very point.

That's it's got to happen.

I'm going to be trying me hardest.

Trying me hardest.

Tommy, guys, imagine if we imagine if we hit this?

I think we can.

I think we can too until Sunday when he chokes.

And then we say, how did this happen?

How did we lose this?

Oh, yeah, he chokes.

No hedge.

No hedge?

No.

No hedge.

Absolutely no hedge.

I'm just making sure that we're all in lockstep there.

Absolutely no hedge.

Oh, also, shout out Tyson Bajan.

He signed a, he had a really cool press conference where he was crying.

He had a two-year $10 million

extension and he basically was like, I want to be a starter, but I also know Ben Johnson's the man.

Yeah.

He said, I didn't know this about him.

He grew up without running water.

Yeah, West Virginia, right?

That's crazy.

Yeah.

And he went to a Division II school.

Very cool success story in the NFL.

Yeah, I like him a lot.

Seems like a good dude.

My only thing with him is

if he wants a 15-year career,

ideally he would have fewer arm tattoos.

Yeah.

But you never know where the league's headed.

That's true.

We could be in that direction.

Like if you're looking for a Chase Daniel type, a guy that's going to stick around, he's just, you usually look for a blank canvas that can hold a clipboard on the sideline.

He's like almost too dynamic.

Yeah.

The last thing I had was Cracker Barrel changed your logo.

I hate it.

I fucking hate it.

That was my Fire Fest, but yeah.

Oh, okay.

No,

let's talk about it.

Let's talk about it because I grew up a massive fan of Cracker Barrel.

I was obsessed with going to Cracker Barrels as a kid.

Love their country fried steak.

Love their gravy.

Chicken and dump.

The chicken and dumplings.

Tea game.

The tea game, which they've also changed.

What?

So

this is per Coach Dougs.

Yeah, Coach Douglas.

He is on Cracker Barrel.

He's on the beach.

That's our expert.

I actually think he was the very first person in America to discover the rebrand because he's been on the front line.

He's the first person in Cracker Barrel that day.

Yeah, he's been on the front line.

Absolutely.

And I'm trying to figure out, I'm trying to find the photo because he had a picture of the tea game.

And the tea game at Cracker Barrel, it's the little triangle piece of wood with the holes for the T's, and you skip, you jump the T's.

And it always said, like, if you leave, if you leave more than three, you're just playing eggnore mousse.

And the Pussification of America, they changed the ignore mousse part to, like, try better next time or something like that.

What?

Yeah, I'm trying to pull up the photo right here.

This is bullshit.

It also could have been Photoshopped.

I might have gotten got.

But I saw it and I was shocked.

This is bullshit.

Here we go.

Leave three three or more.

No reason to be embarrassed.

Try again.

Oh, my.

There is a reason to be embarrassed.

That was the whole point.

Yeah.

Leave only one.

You're a genius.

Leave two.

Rock in the chair, but not the game.

Leave three or more.

No reason to be embarrassed.

Try again.

This is why China is kicking our ass.

The Cracker Barrels in China have everything still.

And they haven't rebranded their logo.

They haven't.

They still got the Duck Dynasty DVDs right at the checkout.

Uh-huh.

It is bullshit.

It is.

It is.

And the logo of Cracker Barrel is it's the man on the chair.

That's what it is.

The name Cracker Barrel doesn't really do that much for me.

The man on the chair makes me hungry.

Correct.

Correct.

By the way, I have breaking moves.

I was just alerted to this.

Breaking moves.

January 24th, 2026, the Chicago Bulls are retiring Derrick Rose's numbers into the United Center Rafters.

Now, you might be confused because there was Derrick Rose's night last year.

Yeah, I do remember that.

Yeah.

You went.

Yeah,

Jerry Reinsorf is just double dipping.

Very smart.

We're just doing it all.

You get your night, and then you get your retirement night.

They got the night, and then they got the retirement night.

God damn it.

I love that.

They have no shame.

Okay, let's get to

our Mount Rushmore.

Before we do that, Mountain Dew.

We love Mountain Dew.

That's why we're here.

Shout out Mountain Dew.

Nothing says summer like softball, lake games, kayaking, the blob that we've been jumping off of, of, tennis, playing some werewolf.

And we've, nothing says summer like Mountain Dew.

Nothing goes better with all these activities, softball specifically, and hanging with your friends than refreshing citrusy kick of Mountain Dew.

We've had an absolute blast here at Camp Barstool.

So, so much fun.

Thank you to Mountain Dew for bringing us out here every single year.

And we can't wait to do it again next year.

I'm going to crack one open right now.

Yep.

Yeah.

The OG cans, nostalgia in a can.

We're doing kind of nostalgia week with our Mount Rushmore of N64 games.

The Mountain is calling.

Experience a refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew.

Grab one today.

Mountain Dew.

Thank you to Mountain Dew.

Go get one right now.

Hold on to summer.

Hold on to friendship.

Hold on to camp.

Hold on to the vibes.

Mountain Dew.

Here comes a sip.

10 out of 10.

Okay.

Mount Rushmore.

So it's

Zach and I have 45.

Max and memes have 41.

PFT and Hank have 40.

Zach turns out putting divorced parents on a graphic probably isn't great for people's trauma.

Craziest comeback in Rushmore history.

I've never seen that before.

We were down by

bots.

We were down by like eight or nine.

I looked at it like 10 minutes after we were getting smoked, and then I was like, never happened.

Bots?

Never happened.

Maybe bots.

I don't know.

Max, are you throwing an appeal?

No, I mean, there's no appeal.

It's just it was a crazy rush.

I think me and PFT, like, we're not the ones that are going to figure out bots.

I think we have the people that wake up late.

That's what vote for us.

Exactly with someone.

You've been playing too much words.

I would figure.

Yeah.

Maybe.

That's easy to be like, oh, yeah, us two guys, we would never figure out bots.

One thing about me and PFT is we would never bot.

I'm a villager.

All right.

So, yeah, we're doing a little nostalgia week.

Mount Rush more of N64 games.

We are up first.

I was laying in my bunk.

I feel like this one is a.

I feel

you guys are going to have.

You guys aren't very opposite sides of

the console.

What do you mean?

Like, you played N64 when it was a real thing.

Zach.

Yeah, he played.

I see where you come from, though.

But it had to have been different games.

Memes also.

Me and JFP are kind of in a similar spot.

Memes just trashed us when he didn't realize I was in the room.

He's like, Zach and Big Cat having the first pick is terrible.

I do think one.

I just like, like, hey, memes, I'm here.

I do think the first pick is bad.

What'd you go with that?

It's very.

There's like a deep draft.

It's deep, but it's like tier one

isn't as many as you think.

You're saying there are like five tier one games.

Yeah, and then below that.

I guess we'll find out.

It's a very subjective one past that.

Okay.

Okay.

All right, well, we'll go with

my 1-1, R1-1, GoldenEye.

Good pick.

1-1.

I mean, the first time you played

multiplayer kill games.

Yes.

Great game.

That's become the world we live in.

It is.

What a great world to be in.

I also like playing

the missions.

Like, when you first got to play.

Yeah, GoldenEye was just a great game, top to bottom.

Changed the way people played video games.

Actually, whatever you want.

Whatever you want.

What was wrong with that?

No, I thought Hank was going to say something anti-Goldeneye.

No, no, no.

No, I think these first

couple are.

The first two rounds are going to be tough to argue with.

We got any odd jobs here?

No, fuck that.

If you're an odd job, you're a piece of shit.

Yeah.

No, wait, odd job was the small guy, yeah.

It was Jaws.

Small guy, Jaws, yeah.

Jaws.

That was the punishment.

Jaws.

You played with the odd job.

You got to play with Jaws next.

Okay, for our first pick, Hank, I like the one that you highlighted, too.

I really don't think it matters between that and

a couple other ones.

Okay, we're going to go with Super Smash Brothers.

Great pick.

Good pick.

Loved it.

You can play with any character.

Good pick.

Also, great missions, too like try to unlock the other characters beat the hand

captain punch falcon punch uh we're gonna go zelda ocarina of time

go on pft i mean i i guess widely known as like the best game ever i don't care i i that game's cool if you like getting lost in the forest and like finding a magic flute Hand up, I was never a Zelda guy.

Oh, I was a massive Zelda.

I know.

And I understand.

I have Zelda on my Switch.

I understand.

It's an important video game.

You like it.

I'm happy for you.

Yeah.

Have that.

Oh, I'm going to be a little wizard.

I'm going to run around.

Max, he needs to be up.

It's going to take me seven hours to try to

win this.

This makes so much sense.

He's upset.

He's upset.

You're upset about Terry.

Look how many hits.

You're upset about Terry.

You need to be punished.

You're upset about Terry.

You've been saying that he's going to be signing today for the past six weeks, and

he may never sign.

He may never sign.

And the commanders may go back to the basement of the NSA.

Oh, no.

Jaden Daniels' list of quarterbacks that he beat last year were a bunch of G-League guys, and all of a sudden.

Ooh, damn.

Well, now we're getting serious.

It's not true.

It is.

Didn't he beat?

Didn't he beat Jared Goff in the playoffs?

He beat the Eagles.

He beat the Eagles.

He beat Kenny Pickett.

Baker Mayfield.

He beat Kenny Pickett.

He beat Baker Mayfield.

He played a pickle.

No, Joe in the playoffs?

No.

Yes, he did.

I'll show you the list of them.

Well, Baker Mayfield's.

Read him.

Let's go.

Just read him.

It was a tweet that I saw a lot of people.

Get the tweet.

Beat Jared Goff in the playoffs.

Okay.

And absolutely hobble defense.

Give us the list.

You just talked about quarterbacks, though.

Yeah.

Not defense.

You got to make a list.

Because this is

from a neutral party here.

I agree with Max's first point that PFT might be acting out a little bit about Terry, but then I think it's

where Max is lashing out because he's scared of Jaden.

And he's also Zelda's Zelda's kind of for girls.

No.

You guys are insane.

Did you play Zelda with your Stanley Cup?

You guys are insane.

No, you guys just don't know ball.

Don't let them shame your quiver, Max.

Yeah.

No, I honestly, Zelda's like in that category of Star Wars for me where it's like, I know, I know people love it, and I'm sure it's really fun.

I just never liked it.

I never played it.

We talked about the like the things that make your friend's house fun.

Like, I didn't really have the video games.

I didn't have N64 in my house.

My neighbor did, so I would just go over his house and play all the four-player games.

But he didn't play a lot of the single-player.

I got a question for you.

Is Joe Burrow a good quarterback?

Is he good at the same time?

Yeah, no Joe Burrow was the one on the list.

Joe Burrow was the one

is a good quarterback.

Bengals 32nd ranked defense last year.

Okay,

again, the topic was quarterbacks.

I can't find this tweet.

It was so long ago.

I wasn't ready for this argument today.

But then you started.

Now you need to be punished.

And memes, if we want to talk about defense, our defense sucked last year.

We had a bad defense.

Yeah.

30-second ranked.

We had a very bad defense.

30-second ranked.

Okay, bad.

You beat a bad defense.

I'm with Max here.

We were talking about.

Is the discussion did he beat a good defense last year or did he beat a good quarterback last year?

Or is it conversation?

Did he beat a good quarterback with a great defense?

Who cares?

Okay.

Let me see the lesson.

Point PFT on that argument.

Thank you.

We're going to go with Super Mario 64.

Okay.

Wow.

Loved it.

Wow.

We are going to go.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Obviously.

Mario Kart.

Yeah.

Mario Kart.

That was our toast.

I cannot believe that you took Super Mario over Mario Kart.

The two games we have.

Yeah, four.

I have probably played

like 100 to 200 to 300 times more than every other video game in my life.

Mario Kart, Mario Kart, and Super Smash Bros.

That's all I played.

This is a subject.

I played Super Mario and Zelda.

Zelda.

We can tell.

Mm-hmm.

This is

getting contentious.

I didn't think the N64 traffic could contentiously.

I wasn't ready for the

video game.

It's like known as being the best game.

I know.

I know it is.

We're really happy for you, dude.

We didn't like it.

Zach,

our next pick is...

Go ahead.

We would like to take Mario Party.

Mario Party is our next pick.

What's Mario Party?

Not that we're going to take another one, but did you have a favorite?

I think the first,

I don't know which one.

I like two.

They're all good.

Yeah.

I've only played one.

I think two is what's the the one we were playing?

Mario Party 2.

Yeah,

that's my favorite.

No, I mean, I remember like when we when we got when did we we gotta do that?

That was the 24-hour stream.

Yeah, it was like, holy shit, nostalgia.

I'm playing this game again.

This is so much fun.

We should start playing again.

We should do a Mario Party stream.

Okay, well, now what do we do?

What do you think about 12 or 6?

12.

I think you like 3 or 6.

6.

Maybe you like 9?

Yeah, I like six.

Okay.

It was still good.

All right, we'll do

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.

Yeah, good pick.

You had that?

Great pick.

Add that on the list.

Stay strong.

Don't break.

Don't break.

Stay strong.

These are good games.

They're great games.

Except Zelda.

Zelda, not so good.

What did what it the

What did

Harvard say it was the best game ever, Max?

What did you choose?

I say it's the best game ever.

You're like,

widely known as the greatest.

Zach, back me up.

Zelda

as a gamer, back me.

So

personally, I'm not good if the game's too open, just because I'll get a little lost.

Zach is so good at disagreeing.

I see the appeal.

I definitely see the appeal.

Have you ever played Zelda on the Wii as well?

There's a bow and arrow attachment.

Have you kept playing Zelda?

Memes, you're trying.

Yes, so what?

If you never played, I played all these games.

Yeah,

I have it on the Switch.

You're going to try to dock it.

Zelda's a good game.

Is it?

Is it a great game, though?

It's a great game.

Good or good.

You played a lot of Zelda memes?

Yeah, Zelda's a great game.

Really?

You played a lot of Zelda.

Played tons of Zelda.

Tell us your favorite part about Zelda.

Zelda.

When she switches from Zelda.

I don't think you played Zelda.

Yeah.

Break it.

Wait, isn't Zelda.

Zelda is not the character you play.

Yeah, it's a game.

Oh, no, me.

It's a name,

you just tried to accuse him of not playing games.

It's a little boy named Link.

I think Link is a girl.

I think Link's a boy.

Max?

Link is a boy.

Okay.

I think Link is a woman.

I'm not a Zelda guy.

I thought Link was a woman.

I think in Super Smash Bros, if you

shock her, Link is not a woman.

You can see.

Who's the bad guy in Zelda?

There's a ton.

By the way, more breaking moves.

More breaking moves.

Fazoli just flew his drone into the water.

That's bad.

Uh-huh.

That's really bad.

Yeah.

We have a relay that we set up

pretty much solely for the drone.

Yeah.

Good job, Fazoli.

Why was he droning right now?

Just doing my job.

Just doing my jam.

Doing some test flights.

Okay.

You guys have your pick?

Yep.

Hank, I'm thinking about going with the first one on our list, but I could be talked out of it if you have one that you feel strongly about.

I like that.

All right, we'll go with Donkey Kong 64.

You are Donkey Kong.

Donkey Kong is strong as fuck.

So, yeah.

Yeah, that's why he's awesome.

Great game.

Thank you.

You literally were doing Donkey Kong in the synchronized swimming yesterday.

That was you in the waters.

Donkey Kong is known as being the strongest of all Pokemon.

Where is this?

What books books are you reading about all these Pokémon games and characters?

He said you could have.

No, have you played Street?

Have you played Street's Guard?

Did Max just say that Donkey Kong was a Pokemon?

He definitely said that, yes.

We may be.

Yeah, that's our next pick.

We're going to go Pokemon Stadium.

Wait, but don't you have to say what you don't like about Donkey Kong?

I was just going to say, literally, no matter what they're Pokemon.

Oh, do you like it?

I never played it, but.

I like this.

Jump over barrels.

This is one of those drafts where I didn't think it was going to have a lot to it, but it it has a lot to it.

Max, why didn't you do that fart noise when I took Mario Kart?

Because I played Mario Kart and I like Mario Kart.

But you just said that you were going to do the fart noise no matter what I picked.

Well, I got...

I don't know.

I thought about it then.

Who cares?

Shut the fuck up.

Would you say you like Mario Kart more than Zelda, Max?

Not even close.

I'm just curious.

I actually.

That says a lot of money.

Actually, fuck it.

I'll say it.

You guys aren't going to say it.

We're not.

I'll say it for honorable mention.

There are two kinds of guys in the world.

Guys that like Zelda, guys like Mario Kart.

Yeah,

guys like Vagina.

All right, last pick.

Banjo Kazooie.

Oh, okay.

I played a hundred hours of this game.

I didn't want to say this with

we actually did it on the stream.

We brought it back.

Banjo Tewi

is like the most fun game of all time.

Like, I didn't really play a lot of it.

I played Crash Bandicoot, the original.

That was PS2, I think.

But

I didn't play this game.

That's mean.

Banjo 2E four-player,

like better than Call of Duty.

Really?

So much fun.

I don't know if Banjo Kazooie had it too, but the Banjo 2E, also like a single-player game, was just fun.

Same with Banjo Kazooie.

Yeah,

it's probably

okay.

You guys have a pick.

It's us?

All right, Hank.

I like this one that I'm highlighting right there.

Okay, yeah, I like that.

That was the other one.

Or

what about that one?

Burning someone alive.

I still think that was a good pick by him.

All right, we're going to go Star Fox 64.

Love Star Fox.

I like that game.

Love the squad.

The planes.

Yeah, the planes were great.

Somewhat unrealistic

in terms of the G's that they could pull.

All right,

it would have destroyed the airframe.

Yeah.

I like Star Fox.

It was a great Star Fox.

All right, we'll finish off with NFL Blitz.

Okay, good pick.

Very funny.

I forgot that that was a 64 game.

Madden came out, obviously, on 64, but it wasn't great on 64.

I was hoping you weren't going to pick that.

I was hoping that was going to go undrafted.

Oh, why?

Because it's a good pick.

Yeah.

Why didn't you pick it then?

Instead of Zelda.

I want to punch all of you.

You guys have been so fucking annoying.

Well, you know what?

This is going to be one of those drafts where

on Sunday's show, Max is going to be like, the entire internet said I was right about Zelda.

And I know that.

I just don't like Zelda.

Max is also worried about his team.

Yeah, I was going to say, we should also just put some.

I'm done with this.

We should put some context into this whole thing.

So if you're like, if you're like, why is there so much contention over an N64?

Hold on.

Over an N64

Mount Rushmore.

The teams that we've been playing in the Camp Barstool games, Max is the captain of one team.

Dana Beers is the captain of the other.

Dana Beers picked all three of us.

And Max is just on an island.

He has lost control of the locker room i don't i don't want to be the captain i don't like what is putting people in any position what is what you don't want to put people in

camp you hate camp yeah no he wants to go home i like camp i hate

i'm so sick mommy i want my hoagie and my zelda

don't pick me off to be this is like a really nice bit that like let's do the whole team up on max thing It's a really nice thing that we get keep going on.

You could have drafted all three of them.

You were my next pick.

I don't know.

I drafted poor.

I didn't draft him.

Whatever.

Fuck it.

I wanted you to draft me.

I know.

And every time I was...

I was trying to play the value game and I thought that I was going to get back to me.

Pink, I could barely move on Sunday.

Yeah, that's true.

My calf is a problem.

I have a lot of more than five feet.

But you forgot about how fast I am in the water.

But like,

that doesn't make sense to me.

What do you mean?

You have to take your calf.

I don't know how calves are, but we're still dominating.

I can't run.

I can swim.

You can't

move.

I understand, but

swimming doesn't hurt your calf.

You couldn't move on Sunday.

Okay.

Swimming is like

the thing you do when you have injuries because it's no load bearing.

I'm not a physical fucking therapist.

How am I supposed to know that?

It's okay.

Max.

Max misses his mom.

I don't live with my mom.

Mommy, I want Wiz Wit.

Max spent a lot of time in the nurse's office in camp this week.

Oh, my God.

Oh, mommy, I want my Wiz Wit.

You'll make friends here.

Oh, you will make friends.

Okay.

I didn't take Mario Kart because I played Diddy Kong Racing as a kid.

Oh, yeah.

And

it didn't feel right.

It's a good game.

Diddy Kong.

Yeah, it was like you either had Mario Kart or you had Diddy Kong Racing.

I had Diddy Kong Racing.

Here's one that I was thinking about picking

because it came with every single N64 to start Wave Racer.

I loved Wave Racer.

Wave Racer.

It was the free game that came.

Jet Moto.

I don't even know if that was what it was called.

Yeah.

1080 Seven.

I should have doubled down and taught it.

1080.

Zelda Majora's Mask, too.

What?

I should have doubled down and taken Zelda Majora's Mask, too.

Oh, you should have gone on.

Zelda!

Majora's mask.

I'm going to let you take one out.

Majora's Mask is one of the best games.

Oh.

You guys ever play Cruising USA?

Yep.

And Ridge Racer.

Ridge Racer was good.

Did you say the dinosaur one?

Oh, yeah.

Dude, you don't like the dinosaur?

Turok?

I've never heard of this in my life.

Turok Dinosaur Hunter was an awesome game.

And I don't know.

I got to look that up.

I just laughed.

It was fucking sweet.

You shot T-Rex's in the mouth with a bow and arrow.

Ken Griffey Jr.

Slug Fest.

And Major League Baseball.

No, it was Major League Baseball featuring Ken Griffey Jr.

I just called it Ken Griffey baseball.

It was awesome.

Yeah.

I feel like Ken Griffey baseball for Super Nintendo might have been better for the one from 64.

Sports games weren't the best.

The best part about N64 was there was no load time.

Yeah.

It would just be instant.

Just pop it in.

Yeah.

Well, yep.

But then you got.

Oh, yeah, but that actually feels like you're doing something.

Yeah, blow it.

Yeah.

And then the joystick when you had

the one joystick that was loose.

Mad cats.

That's what they used to control the submarine that went down to the Titanic.

Yeah.

What else?

Any others?

Mario Tennis?

Yeah, you had a couple Marios.

Golf.

Did you guys like a Paper Mario?

Yep.

So you played all these on Wii?

Mario Tennis.

A lot of Marii golf.

Yes.

What was Paper Mario?

Paper Mario or

loading screen you find on a little paper airplane.

There's like it's got a map to it and there's like just different objectives on the map.

Okay.

Cool.

What about a Galaga?

You guys ever played Galaga?

I didn't know what that was when you sent that to me.

No?

Yeah.

Does anyone know Galaga?

So like you've got a spaceship at the bottom of the screen and there's like alien spaceships coming down this way and they go side to side.

Yeah, that sounds like an arcade story.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's like a really old game, I think.

I can play that on a computer.

Okay.

Very fun.

Okay.

Good Mount Rushmore.

Great Mount Rushmore.

Max.

Can I say something?

Yeah.

You made that Mount Rushmore fun.

Otherwise, there's going to be us listing N64 games.

And just being like, that was awesome.

Yeah.

You made that Mount Rushmore good for the viewers.

Okay.

Okay.

You want to go home.

You want to go home.

You're sick of camp.

Yeah.

He misses his dog.

I never played Zelda.

He's sick of cam.

Yeah, no, we know that.

It was just wild that you did that after throwing an accusation at Zach.

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Okay, here he is.

Our great, great friend, Jerry O'Connell.

Okay, we now welcome on

a very,

very, how many do you want?

I mean, I live with you.

I took a half hour in the bathroom today.

I don't know what was going on in there.

How many varies?

As many as there can be.

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That's enough.

Very special guest.

Very special fantasy co-owner.

Co-owner.

Jerry O'Connell.

He is with us at Camp Barcelona, which has been.

Thank you.

I don't know if I've thanked you for.

I would like to thank you again right here on this platform.

Thank you.

Guys, I got to tell you

for my fantasy preview, thank you again.

I was feeling really strong this season.

I've done a lot of homework.

I've done a lot of research.

I was about to say months.

I'd say about a month.

Being in a camp with Stephen Che

for just 12 hours

has completely fucked me.

It has fucked me up.

I'm concerned about this because Jerry came into the book and he said, you'll never believe what Stephen Che showed me.

He had his laptop pulled open.

He's got this whole fantasy football program that he made himself on his laptop.

I said, Jerry, was it a program or was it a spreadsheet that Stephen Che put names into?

And then the look on your face was like no it's uh I'm pretty sure it's its own system that he made and Stephen Shea is famous for just making a spreadsheet of names and referring it to it as a software program right I think what happened here because BFD's right you got duped Stephen Shea is our number one

smart presenting person at Barstool right the glasses yeah Asian sure the super he's not smart the sort of monotone correct

with him last night just sort of he's he's tough to read.

I did pick him out in round one, though, where I saw him breathing.

I said he's breathing heavily.

But he's smart presenting.

He's not smart.

Now, here's the deal:

I am Excel proficient.

I can work in.

We all say that.

I am, though.

I'm not.

You don't.

When was the last time as an actor used Excel?

I had to use Excel at a job just a few years ago.

You can at what?

I mean, I was in an office.

Read the Brandy music video?

And spreadsheets were coming in.

And

you read them.

I read them and hit the tabs and changed things.

You opened a spreadsheet.

I'm Excel proficient.

There's no way you're.

That said, it's more than just an Excel spreadsheet.

I recognize he is able to break down what players do in red zones.

And it really, I got to tell you something else that he said that really got my head.

He copied this from someone, by the way.

He said, what's the scoring system of of the part of my take league and i went uh i think it's like half ppr and he went yeah but how many points for completions how many points for touchdowns how many points for 10 yards and i said i i i don't know and he went you you got to know these things jerry yeah and so i i said to a few people in this room maybe steven should do this

fantasy football preview with me.

No.

No.

I have enough Stephen Ch in my life.

Denied.

I'm a full.

I'm not going to blow somebody up.

You know, someone who works here, I said to them, hey, I'm thinking about bringing Stephen with me.

He just has a, he has a spreadsheet that's a program that he wrote.

And they went, do not.

You know, Jerry, you know that feeling like when you were younger and you, and you were drinking and having a great time, and then someone's like, hey, here's a tequila shot.

And then you're like, oh, God, I'm going to throw up.

Right.

That's how I feel every day when it comes to my limit of Stephen Che.

Yeah.

And Jerry, you are aware that Stephen Che famously told people not to draft Saquon last year.

His spreadsheet, his program, told him to not draft Saquon last year.

Saquon Barkley.

Have you ever heard of him?

Yeah.

He had 2,000 yards last year.

I have.

Barely over 1,004 yards.

I do want to say...

2,000 five.

Listen,

barely over 1,004 yards.

As someone who's a fantasy football expert, whatever,

you make mistakes sometimes.

I've had some misses.

You have?

Here's what I'm.

Darren Waller will be there.

Darren Waller.

I'm going to bring up Darren Waller.

Darren Waller.

Here's what I'm confused about.

We spent this entire offseason potentially getting you a co-manager.

Right.

Adam Schefter, Taylor Swift.

Sure.

A lot of names thrown out there.

And then you resisted.

I was at Taylor Swift's interview.

Yeah, possibly co-owner fantasy team.

You resisted.

You threatened to do some dark shit.

Send dark, dark, dark web shit to Adam Schefter.

I did.

You threatened to quit.

The AWLs had your back.

They were like, PFT and Big Cat are being mean to Jerry.

And then we show up to camp and you get a co-manager.

And his name's Stephen Che.

I didn't get a co-manager.

If this was a bit, good job.

Look, when you're at camp, there's a lot of downtime here, you know?

And

Stephen just cornered me and made me doubt a lot of my

a lot of my

takes, my system, my ideas for where our fantasy team should go.

I was very negative about Adam Schefter helping me, about maybe his daughter Dylan Schefter helping me.

Who you love?

Love everybody.

I guess I am a little bit open to it.

But I do want to say, what Adam Schefter does is not fantasy.

He's more breaking news.

He's always looking for a breaking news.

He wants to know: hey,

is Judkins

in Cleveland?

Is he sentenced?

That's actually a very valuable knowing who's going to play.

Well, yeah, I know, but he's more like,

he's more concerned about like getting out there before Florio or getting out there before, you know,

whoever his competition is.

Well, Jordan Schultz is actually in this league.

He's peerless, by the way.

Maybe we should not have competition.

Maybe we should get Rapaport.

Oh, that's who Schultz, that's who Team Schultz is.

Team Schultz, yeah.

So we've got an insider in the league already.

Hey, I want to say something about that league.

You know, I've really been trying to help that league.

You know, I'm new to it.

Okay.

So I did a

no one had a draft order.

We, you need a draft order to know where you're picking.

I do a lot of mock drafts.

I use AI.

Okay.

Schefter doesn't use AI.

I know how Schefter does this.

He travels a lot.

He goes to an airport.

He picks up like months ago that fantasy preview magazine in an airport and just keeps reading that over and over again.

Things change.

Things are evolving in fantasy.

You got to have a computer.

You did.

You got to be Excel proficient.

You did a great job last year of putting the league on tilt and just kind of knocking everyone off balance because when we dropped you in the the group chat immediately you just took your shirt off and you recorded a video of you making the draft order and then everybody was like who is this right who is this guy you had to kind of explain your CV to them and be like I was in kangaroo jack ever heard of it yeah but this year you haven't you haven't put out a video yet you're kind of waiting for somebody else to do it uh why don't you open the group chat i i do did our draft video i do have it muted there's a link there Jerry, we could play it now.

I have two questions for you before we start.

Yeah.

One.

Oh, by the way, I want to say, we'll get to your questions.

They always accuse me of rigging the draft order.

I would never.

What pick did we get?

We got the fourth pick.

Let me just say this to everyone in our league.

I would never mess with another man's money.

I would never.

It's just not my style.

I don't, when it comes to gambling, I don't do that.

I would never do that.

Also, I'm not entirely sure who's in that league.

There could be like UFC fighters in there.

I'm not...

I don't want any beef with any of these people.

Like, I don't mess with the draft order.

I do a straight draft.

I put it in the hat.

Look at the video.

Judge for yourself.

Let me pull it up right now.

All right.

Jerry, you are far and away the leading texture in this group chat.

It's crazy.

Do you want my questions?

Yeah, in a second.

You want me to pull up the video or no?

Is it the one that says bing-bong?

Is it you in a bar?

No, it's the one it's a link to

because I have an Android.

Is it your bet slip?

There's so many attachments you put in here, Jerry.

Because I have an Android, it's a link to Dropbox.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Sorry, you wonder why I didn't watch it.

Oh, my God.

You may be going to a third-party app to watch.

It's not a third, but it's Dropbox.

It's a big deal.

It's like, I can't.

Oh my god.

Because the Android and Apple systems, like the quality, like it loses quality.

So I just do a Dropbox link.

It's not a big deal.

Just click on the link.

God, you and Sheft are so weird about the links I send you.

You did say dark, dark web shit.

Yeah, I know, but it's like

it's fun.

It's all German, what I sent to him.

Crazy.

There you go.

Yeah, Dropbox.

I'll pull it up.

I'll pull it up.

So, like, click on it and just play it.

Yeah, so it looks like you're in bed here.

I'm under a sheet.

Under the sheets.

Yeah.

Let's see what Jerry did.

Hey, guys, what's up?

Oh, wait, it's playing through my sunglasses.

That's another thing.

When you're here traveling with PFT, you're always being recorded through his glasses.

That's not true, Jerry.

Only when the lights are unfun.

Jerry O here, also known as Jerry's Kids.

We're going to be doing our draft.

Okay, so check this out.

Did you make a piece of paper is the same as

your life under the sheets?

We got

pop artists.

We got.

We got

rugs and tugs ties in there.

Okay, pop artists.

Okay.

Okay, we can put this video in.

Yeah, but

you do have a list here.

We've got a list of the names.

So we are picking fourth in this draft.

If the league decides to go with your order, because we did not go with the order last year, people were offended by your shirtless video, and they changed the order.

Yeah.

I think we're sticking with this order.

That's what the group text has

said.

Great.

By the way, I just want to say the messaging systems between Android and Apple has really improved.

It's like you keep saying that.

No, and you keep screwing up every group text written.

I'm sorry to interrupt your questions.

You guys are the owners.

What was your question?

All right, my question.

First question is

payment.

Okay.

Will you be paying this year?

Yeah, I paid last year.

Do you have a separate bank account from your wonderful, lovely, respectful wife, Rebecca Romaine, supermodel looker up?

Yeah, we have

one group account that we put in money for things like

electric bills, potholes, stuff like that.

Yeah, Yeah, yeah.

How's the driveway?

I did, I actually got a temporary

filler.

It is starting to, they really don't last very long.

It's starting to.

We got a guy.

We have a hole filler guy that we see.

Yeah, I see him here.

Nikki Smokes.

Oh, Nikki Smokes?

Yeah, fill any hole.

He'll be very respectful of your wife.

Oldie did come up to me and

whisper in my ear, hey man, I could fix that pothole anytime you want.

Yeah, you could.

Just the idea of having Oldie walk around my house with my wife for a couple days because I have to fly him in and everything.

See his pouch looks like Kangaroo Jack, too?

Yeah.

So you have your separate account so we can come out of that.

Does your wife know you're getting paid $4 million to do this this year?

You keep making that joke.

That is not the case.

And also, there's not enough money in the world to sleep in a bunk with Hank and hear him talk in his sleep, which is really insane.

Hank, he's in this room last night.

I'm just going to say it was like, Papa, but no, Papa, you're burning.

Please stop.

No, that's my bathing suit part.

Papa,

it was really weird stuff.

It was dark web shit.

It was a great job flipping it.

That's great.

Get us laughing at Hank.

Yeah, yeah, very smart.

All right.

Second question.

Will you be swearing during this preview?

Because my kids listen to this show.

Oh, I would never swear in front of your kids.

Your kids were there.

uh

i would never do that yeah no jerry came over to my house to see my family on monday night and uh

he just lets it fly in front of the kids 50 i don't give a fuck because they listen to this podcast and they they they hear it and they hear me swear but you were just letting it fly yeah i um i do have a theory that uh

that um kids don't we don't enter a kid's life kids enter our life oh i like that theory I'm not going to change.

And I think kids need to see how the adults really talk.

I think it helps them.

I think it helps them.

Yeah, I mean, it was

the F-bombs I don't care about.

When you call Nikki Smokes a rapist in front of my kids.

Yeah, they need to know that stuff.

Oh, guys.

Can we talk about

Camp Barstow for just one section?

Yes.

First of all,

my family, specifically my wife, still doesn't understand why I'm here for four days, why I'm in a cabin, what is the pay structure, why am I here?

You're here four days, you're here for seven days.

My wife is like, wait, what are you, so you're living with them?

Why are you living with them?

Show me the photos of them.

And like, they go through it and they're like, okay, that's Max.

You're living with him.

You're living with

all these people.

Meeting the person I've been most...

Surprised with because it is so fun.

You meet all the barstool personalities.

It's so great.

Playing Werewolf last night was so fun.

I'm most impressed with Nikki Smokes.

I really

impressive guy.

Honestly, I had an idea of who he was before I came here, and he completely shattered that idea.

And I could see him and I being friends for a very long time.

I agree.

Hit the town together.

I agree.

And I want to say, I wore a crop top.

I had a crop top yesterday.

Max cut it for me.

Thank you, Max.

I got a lot of compliments on X and

Nikki Smokes was in my vicinity, didn't once touch my midsection.

There we go.

Last act.

I do have to say, it's also fun to see him and Annika spending such a tremendous amount of time with each other here.

It's so interesting to see them.

Like they were on a chair swing today.

Who was with me today?

Like this morning, just like watching the sunrise?

And

I get it.

He's a very romantic person.

Yeah.

Like,

I'm married.

I would never sit on a chair swing and watch the sunrise and all that stuff.

Love is love.

Seems like a nightmare.

Yeah.

All right.

Should we get to the fantasy preview?

Yeah.

Let's get to it.

What do we got in the briefcase?

This out.

Okay.

Briefcase here to Camp Barstool.

Wait for it.

Oh.

Okay.

I'm already scared by the amount of pieces of paper that you have right there.

Yeah, just like

more than last year, Jerry.

You guys always ask about the contents of my brief gift.

You got baby oil.

You got an apple?

No, baby oil.

Diddy party.

How come you didn't tell us about the diddy party, Jerry?

What's in the

how long were you at the diddy party for?

Oh, I did go to a diddy party once, yeah.

Yeah.

I went, um,

it uh was called the white party, and you had to wear wear all white,

white clothes.

And

it's so funny.

I got so drunk, and I ordered a vodka cranberry.

They were like serving vodka cranberries.

It wasn't normally my drink.

Although it is like healthy, it's healthy for like urinary tract stuff.

And I was on the dance floor and...

on my white outfit with just vodka cranberry all over the front.

And I remember Diddy like running around around the party, and he was like, he didn't know who I was.

He was like, who the fuck is this?

Who the fuck is this?

The fuck?

Like,

why don't you respect yourself?

Like, what is this?

And I thought I was going to get kicked out.

And I ran away from him.

And I was able to stay.

But

there was an after-party.

It went to a club afterwards and a huge fight broke out.

It was a crazy night.

That's the end of that story.

That's okay.

That's a good story.

Yeah, I was really worried about

Sometimes if I go to camp and there's like other people,

I have trouble going number two.

I get like nervous.

You have loose pills?

No, I have like smooth move tea that I drink sometimes.

I don't do like

there's some loose pills in there.

Oh, that's uh, that's Excedrin.

I like uh I like taking uh Excedrin.

Uh, you guys put me in my hotel.

Enjoy it.

When our flight got delayed, you put me in a hotel.

I stole some of like the stuff.

This is like the um toiletries, yeah, shaving kit and stuff.

And I took one apple from the

cafeteria in case I got hungry last night.

Put it in your briefcase.

Yeah, I like that.

Okay.

All right.

Let's go.

Where are we starting?

I was so excited about this whole total.

Well, yeah,

when you first came on the show, you gave us your do not draft list.

It was like Jerry's list of people that have personally wronged him that he will never draft again.

But over the years, that's kind of evolved, and now you're just you want to draft everybody.

Yeah, it used to be people I had personal, uh,

personal resentments toward.

Yeah.

Uh, because they wronged me the season prior.

And

then I realized a lot of the AWLs

use my guidance to draft.

They see you as the expert.

They await for this.

So I had to take more of a sort of an impartial stance.

So

we're going to try something new this year.

And what we're going to do is

we're going to be open to the universe.

It's kind of like, it's like dating.

Zach, it's like dating.

It's like being

open to the universe.

You know, like the best intercourse guys are the guys who like are just like open to intercoursing with like anyone.

You don't like have like set standards.

Just that one person I'm going to intercourse with.

It's like

you got to be like water.

Like whoever will intercourse with me, like I can intercourse with them.

And it's like,

so that's what we're going to do with our draft.

Okay, we're going to

talk through the entire NFL.

Is the theme of this draft intercourse?

No, no, no, no.

The theme to this draft is just being open to the universe.

Open to the universe.

What comes our way.

Drafts are nebulous things.

It's like intercoursing.

It's like

they're not like, it's not like, you know, Pilates instructor, you, I will intercourse with you.

Or like,

or like marketing executive in Dallas, you, I will intercourse with you.

Show me your Tootsies.

That's it.

Just you, just you, just you and me.

Like, it's like,

it's like, hey, like,

I'm here.

You're here.

Who's in this round?

What round are we in?

It's the 10th round.

Okay, what's up?

Hey,

the 10th round?

What's up?

I don't know.

Kyler Murray, how you doing?

Oh, you know, we do start these off.

Zach.

You know I'm an actor, right?

And careful how you answer this, because the last guy who answered it, things didn't end well.

So

tell me what you know about me as an actor.

Zach.

Yes, sir.

You know I'm an actor.

First of all, drop the sir shit.

I've been in a cabin with you now for two days.

You've heard me shit.

We've heard Hank with his night terrors.

Oh, I didn't.

You know I'm an actor, right, Zach?

I do.

What

have you seen me in?

I really enjoyed Kangaroo Jazz.

Yeah, okay.

All right.

Here we go.

He's a real one.

I'm a confidence back.

Fuck you, Che.

All right.

Here is our strategy.

Bowers in the second round.

Now, I know.

Listen, I know, I know, I know.

Darren Waller.

We're open.

I know.

I know I said Darren Waller a few years ago, and that really fucked people over.

But he was like going through a divorce.

He was divorcing that very attractive woman from the WNBA.

Kelsey Plum.

And I I think it was like personal stuff.

I didn't see that coming.

And also, we didn't know at that time how bad a quarterback Daniel Jones was.

This was not information that we all knew.

We thought the Giants' office knew something that we didn't, and we were very wrong about that.

Bowers in the second,

Jaden Daniels in the fourth.

That is where...

That is where we live.

Now, it may not happen.

Again, you got to be open to intercoursing with any of these players, any of them.

Okay.

We could wait for Bo Nicks.

We could wait for Jalen Hurts.

What's up, Max?

Okay.

This league that we're in is so unpredictable.

These people are nuts.

I just,

there's so much talent in rounds five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine.

Oh, yeah.

George Pickens, DK Meck, Jameson Williams, Trev Ninhead, all these people, Matt Goldman, Golden.

There's there's so much talent a little later in the draft this year.

Oh, yeah.

Especially with

wide receivers.

But I do want to tell you: a reason why our draft hinges on Jaden in the fourth, we can't take him in the third, is that I really believe Jaden Daniels is going to break all QB records this season.

I think he's going to have

to take him in the first.

I think he's going to have 5,000 passing yards.

5,000, yeah.

I think he's going to have 1,600 rushing yards.

Jerry, I hate that you've put me in this position, but I have to push back a little bit.

Does no Terry scare you?

You don't think he's going to be there?

I think he is.

Yeah, so do I.

I think he's going to be there.

Okay.

So we're good.

1,600 rushing yards.

Well, would we want to draft him earlier if he breaks all the records?

No, I don't.

Because you just can't waste that third pick.

There's too much talent.

If he breaks every quarterback record, has 1,600 rushing yards, 5,000 passing yards, we will win our our league if we have him.

I know, but I also think we can't waste that third pick on him.

Listen,

I work with AI.

Adam Schefter does not.

Dylan Schefter May, younger.

Like all of the programs that I use, and I pay for all of them,

say that

you got to wait to the foreground to draft him.

Okay.

Let's start with the AFC East.

Hank and Means are both here.

Yes.

Not really feeling anyone in the AFC East.

Like, not one player in the AFC East.

In the entire AFC East.

Let's start with Miami.

Yeah.

Bad team.

This is your fifth.

Let's start with

this is my issue with Miami.

I'm an actor.

Zach.

I'm an actor, right?

Yes, sir.

I'll hit you with the sir again.

A movie is funded through its star.

Like, a movie gets its funding.

Like, how much is the budget of a Tom Cruise movie?

Wow, it's hundreds of millions of dollars.

He's the biggest star.

Big cat, if you yawn again during my preview,

really, like, I'm gonna go.

Well, you need to let me know when we're starting.

Um,

a movie gets its funding through its star.

So, Tom Cruise gets hundreds of hundreds of millions of dollars.

You know, a guy like me,

it's like hundreds of thousands of dollars if I like am the star of a film.

You get paid more for the Mountain Dew job?

My problem with drafting anyone at Miami is that

the star of that movie,

it's so frightening watching that team.

And I don't want to get dark here.

I don't want to start off on such a

dark footing, dark web shit.

But

it's

it just me or is it scary watching Dolphins games a little bit?

It's a little scary.

It's a little scary.

I think they're going to be bad.

But it's scary because at any moment, something bad can happen.

And their coach is like longing for the sweet embrace of death before the season starts.

It's, yeah, I mean, I don't think Tyreek will be a dolphin.

You know, the computers, I use AI, are really telling us to draft Waddle.

And I think that has to do with them knowing Tyreek isn't going to be there.

And

so we may take Waddle like in the seventh, which would be a steal.

Okay.

Buffalo.

First of all, I'm really sorry to be a little

sacrilegious here.

Hard Knox is really bad this season.

It is a bad season.

Yeah.

We were here at Camp Barstool listening to Hank and his Night Terrors, so I didn't watch this week's show.

But

wow, is it boring?

And it's really making me not...

Like, typically I watch Hard Knocks and I'm like, oh, I got to get that guy.

Got to get

to get Ochosinko, gotta get, you know,

fall in love, gotta get the Baltimore defense.

You like fall in love with people, but

it makes me not want to draft any of them.

And by the way,

first of all, like the highlight was, it's so funny.

I was thinking about this podcast.

The highlight of Hard Knocks so far has literally been prayers for DeMar.

He was praying, like 10 minutes of that one episode was him praying on the field.

Did you see that?

Yeah.

It was, I was like, wow, they should call this episode Prayers

for DeMar.

Oh, you know what?

Here we go.

Name me three wide receivers from Buffalo.

Khalil Shakir, Keon Coleman, and

right.

So it's like tough.

What's his name?

Mac?

Is Mac?

Mac Collins?

Mac Collins?

You know, he's a Patriot.

No,

it's that guy Hamler that's been featured.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, KJ Hamler.

Like, the scooter storyline, it's not really holding it for me.

I just can't.

It is a testament to how good Josh Allen is because he's making magic with.

I actually think Khalil Shakira is a pretty good player.

I do too.

And they also do have good tight ends.

Yeah, but two of them, so this is a fantasy preview.

You can't...

Like, if anyone,

if there's like a group of people catching balls,

you can't do that.

For some reason, the computers really want us to take Ray Davis in the 10th round.

Are you running this team or is a computer?

Yeah, what the hell's going on?

I'm trying to be open to the universe.

And I hear a lot about AI and people saying it's doing bad things, but I think there are some good things that it's doing.

And

I'm actually asking football fans in here, why is it telling me to draft Ray Davis?

Why does the computer have such a hard on for Ray Davis?

Was this before Cook maybe signed all his teams?

Maybe.

Because I've been off the grid while I've been here at Camp Barstool.

The Jets memes.

I'm so sorry.

I am a Jets fan, and Big Cat has been warning me all season, and it's just gotten in there.

You know, when someone says something about a player, and it's just like, it just, it's like a brain worm.

You know, it's like RFK.

It just sits in there.

That's your boy, right?

You met him.

You're friends.

I told you that privately.

This is for not for the show, not for air.

Dr.

Bing Bong.

Um,

just to let you know, when there were injuries last year, I kept left, I kept leaving voice messages just for PFT of Big Cat.

Not for anyone else getting upset here at this podcast who may or may not have nights.

I think you diagnosed seven different players with AIDS in private voice messages.

Kept calling them up.

Hey, Dr.

Bing Bong here.

Yeah, what occurred was a clean rupture, as we all saw.

And Pozingus has a terrible disease.

Memes, I'm so sorry.

Anything with Justin Fields, it's just not happening.

And I know we just watch videos from camp and clips, and everything gets clipped.

I'm here at Barstool, everything gets clipped, but

we can't with Justin Fields this season.

I'm so sorry, memes.

Memes,

you want to jump in here at all?

I disagree with this.

I think he's top 10 fantasy football.

Wow.

Top 10.

Yeah, I mean, I actually had top five last year.

Well, that no, I don't totally disagree with the rushing.

Yeah.

Yeah, nor do do I, but like a quarterback.

Memes, is Jerry a racist?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Are you?

No.

I just think a quarterback has to.

Rushing is great, but I think they also have to have the ability to pass the ball as well.

What is the negativity surrounding Brees Hall?

I can't understand it.

Is it a contract dispute?

Is he upset with Braylon?

What is happening there?

I'm not really sure.

He's trying to prove it, but Braylon Allen is also a monster.

So Braylon Allen is currently going in my computer draft in the 12th round.

So that is someone who's probably going to be on our team.

Okay.

So I know I said no one from the AFC East, but maybe Braylon and Waddle.

And Ray Davis.

No, I was just throwing that out to him.

Patriots.

Hank.

Can you hear me, Hank?

Yeah.

Are you on a mic?

Nope.

Can you hear me?

He's laying down.

Come and have a seat.

Come on.

He's saving his energy.

Come and have a seat.

Come on.

Come on.

Factor fiction, you were laying down.

The only seats are bunk beds.

Okay.

That's why I did not have night terrors.

Hank, come and sit here.

Come on.

Come on, Hank.

Let's go, Hank.

The people want it.

Listen, love him or hate him.

Hank makes the show better.

He always does.

Is it a smelling salt?

Yeah, hit it, Jerry.

Is it a smelling salt?

Hit it, Jerry.

I've never done a smelling salt.

Hit it.

So right up to your nose.

Just, like, I've never done a smelling salt.

Yeah.

First of all, is it addictive?

Does it have addictive properties?

You promise?

Yeah.

I've never done it.

Okay.

I gotta take my glasses off.

Is this gonna fuck me up?

No.

We'll all do it.

Okay.

Just snip it.

Yeah.

God.

Fuck you, Steven Chain.

Stephen Chase, such an asshole.

Oh, God, Aldi is a little weird, too.

We got truths.

You want some more?

Also, no night terrors.

That was just slander, libel.

All the above.

Wow.

I get it, Kettle.

I get it, George.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

I get it.

Please, please, please, please.

Please.

All right, so Patriots.

I get it.

Okay.

Let's start with Patriots.

Patriots.

Let's start with the Patriots.

Hey,

congrats on Drake.

Thanks, Jerry.

Drake May.

Drake.

May.

B.

Drake.

May.

B.

Oh, I like that jerk.

Drake B.

Maybe.

That was a joke I worked out of my head.

God, these smelling salts fucked me up.

Yeah, he's going to have a good season.

Oh, listen, Hank, I do want to apologize to you.

This is like not even a joke.

Watching Beach House, Summer Beach House, and all that stuff, you know, the theme has been Nikki Smokes inappropriately touching

people.

When we went to that DraftKings opening in Scottsdale, you guys invited me.

It was super fun.

The Beck Gala.

The Beck Gala, yeah.

Looking at some of those clips, I didn't think I was like being inappropriate with you.

Hank, I was really inappropriate with you.

Yeah, extremely.

Ruptured his ear.

There was so much touching.

First of all, I didn't

crazy gyrations.

I was told you ruptured his ear.

No, no, no.

You were rock hard.

No, he had a head cold.

Admit you had a head cold.

I couldn't hear for at least 12 hours after that.

Until my ears popped.

I do want to apologize.

I was inappropriately behaving with you.

That was wrong of me.

We should get Ronan here.

We should talk about it.

I agree.

But I forgive you for blaming me for your earache.

Oh, you know what, Hank?

Tell us.

Can you admit that I also did not have night tears?

You don't have night tares.

It's a bitch.

Hank gets so mad when you accuse him of talking as much.

I know.

Take it down or not.

Well, I don't know.

I get rattled.

I know, but it's a podcast.

Like, calm down.

It's fun.

What is this, Grit Week?

Calm down.

I listen to every show, guys.

Tell us about Trayvion

Henderson because I'm really interested.

He's having a good camp.

I think they're going to be splitting.

Splitting.

Yeah, that's my problem, is the committee backs in the...

They're excited about it.

Henry and Madre are both excited to split Rushes.

Whatever the team needs, they're excited to do.

I don't think it's good for fantasy, but it's good for the team.

But let me ask you, like,

when there's a committee backfield, from a fantasy standpoint, that's not good.

Correct.

So

I think we're going to stay away from them.

I'm so sorry.

I also like New England committee backfields, I just don't touch.

Good for the team, bad for fantasy.

What about Diggs?

Is he going to be ready?

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

He will be ready.

Oh, yeah.

Because there was, like, and I know I've been off the grid for a couple of days.

There was like some conflicting reports between head coaches and

actual receivers.

Tuzi Goblin, he'll be ready.

Okay.

He's a possibility.

He's a wide receiver one.

He's he's a star.

Um, a little nervous, you get good value with things, good value, yeah, about coming back from that injury.

Um,

all right, let's move on to the AFC North.

That was great job, Hank.

Thanks, yeah, back to bed.

Don't have night terrors

all the time.

Um, Papa, Papa, burning, Papa, it's burning,

Papa.

No, I'm sorry, Papa, please.

Papa, no!

Guys, did you hear that?

Let's go to the ASC North Ravens.

Man, it's so funny.

I said this last season.

A guy I work with just keeps telling me he's a Ravens fan, and he keeps telling me Zay Flowers is small.

And he puts up great numbers, but I can't draft Zay Flowers because it's just like that RFK worm that gets in my head.

Not drafting Mark Andrews because he's got low T,

low targets.

Lamar is up there, but I got to tell you, I just really feel like Jaden is going to break all the records.

I don't like that.

I don't like that you're putting all that on Jaden.

I feel like it's going to happen.

Let's move to Pittsburgh.

If DK is there on round five, we're taking him.

He is going to have another.

I mean, he's going to get a thousand-yard season.

He's going to have 10 TDs.

We're also going to draft.

Caleb Johnson, this rookie running back out of Iowa,

because he's in that Arthur Smith offense.

They're going to be running it.

Caleb Johnson.

Yeah.

Oh, you want to hear.

This is.

Caleb is with a K, by the way.

Not a C.

Do you know what Arthur Smith's dad invented?

FedEx.

How did you guys know that?

Because we were friends with Arthur Smith.

He's probably listening right now.

I have no idea.

I was in a complete state of shock.

I just want to say, I mean, I know we're not a fedex podcast are we like anything like uh you be any of any of them uh postal service

oh okay uh

i won't say anything good but i i love that fedex office it's a really good place to drop your package off the stickers on

uh shout out to arthur smith why does he even need any of the stress his dad invented fedex it's kind of the beauty of it he loves ball

Good looking guy, too.

Great looking guy.

Strong chin.

Here we go.

Chin is back in Pittsburgh.

You should do a soul patch.

Yeah.

Me?

No, Arthur Smith.

Oh, Artie Smith.

That's Artie Smith.

I don't do any facial hair because this is all white under here, and I look like Santa Claus, and I just hate it.

It just really ages me.

I look as old as Dante.

Okay, Cincinnati, the Bengals.

If we miss Bowers in the second, which very easily could happen,

Chase Brown is just such a stud.

He is such a stud.

Again, we're being open to the universe.

If we miss, we're not going to panic if we miss Brock in the second.

Chase Brown, I think he'll be a top five RB.

He's just,

and by the way, when you had Coach Gruden on and he was talking about that offensive line, it just made me so excited, so wet.

Wet?

Yeah, just cut that part out.

Smelling socks, my brain is like,

I do think there might be some truth to that, that one of the Bengals'

ways to combat their bad defense is going to be run the ball mall.

100%.

100%.

And that's what we look for.

I do want to say the computer's really telling me to take T.

Higgins in the third, okay?

But he's going to miss five games.

And we all know that.

He got paid, though.

Sorry?

He got paid.

I know, but are you telling me that he misses games because he's like, I mean, if you're.

I'm kind of telling you that.

Oh, the Browns are interesting to me.

First of all, since we've been here at camp,

Judkins has been,

what's the word?

What's the word?

Acquitted?

No-build?

I don't think he was acquitted.

I think it was no build.

Yeah, no.

No build.

That's what I'm talking about.

I think so, yeah.

So that's exciting.

He just, he's going to really move up.

I haven't had access to internet while I've been here, but he's going to be moving up.

That's someone we should really look for.

Okay.

You know who really tries every season?

Jerry Judy, man.

He just tried.

He really tries.

I don't.

He's a little streaky.

He has such off-games.

Oh, this is an interesting statistic, a little bit of a steal.

Cedric Tillman in the last few games of the season

was averaging over 10 targets a game.

It's food for thought.

Food for thought.

Okay.

Who's the quarterback?

You tell me.

Was it DTR?

It was Jameis.

Oh, last season.

That was maybe, probably Jameis.

That sounds like Jameis.

It sounds like Jameis.

But

I know as a fantasy expert, I'm supposed to know this, but who was this?

Was anyone named Asserter?

Flacco.

Flacco is definitely in the stars.

I feel good about that.

Yeah, I do too.

AFC South, Jacksonville.

Oh, Jacksonville is really interesting.

Brian Thomas is such a fun pick in that second

first or second round.

Coach Duval is

going to make him a top five

wide receiver.

I'm really,

is it just me, or are you also excited for Coach Duval to be in Jacksonville?

Yeah.

I think Travis is going to be good this year.

He's stepping into his throws now.

Oh, I have a question, though.

Will Coach Cohen.

Travis Etienne was a bummer last season.

He is a steal.

He's going like in like the seventh round.

What are you about to say?

Yeah, I think it's going to be a running back by committee, right?

Yeah, it is a running back by committee, but Coach Cohen did.

God,

between the smelling salts and Che in my head, Bucky Irving, sorry to bring up a Tampa Buck, but

we have a Buck fan here.

What Coach Cohen did for Bucky last season, could that happen to Travis?

Because if that's the case, Travis going in the seventh is...

Yeah.

All right.

What do you think about the other?

What do you think about Travis Hunter?

Oh, yeah.

I kind of want to.

You know what it is?

I have a feeling we're going to be watching Jaguars games this season.

I have a feeling we're going to be watching that offense.

I just

have a feeling Coach Duvall is going to do for Jacksonville

what he did for Tampa last season.

I like Travis in the second.

It's fun.

Do you get points for Travis Hunter interceptions and tackles if you draft him as wide receiver?

So funny.

That's such a great question.

Great question.

Great question.

I think the answer is no.

I think it's probably no, but it is a great question.

So good.

I can't believe I got great questions.

All right.

Colts.

God, since we've been here, I've had limited internet access.

I just saw Stephen

or somebody in the papers.

It may have been, who's the politician?

Stephen

Nache.

Stephen what?

Miller?

No,

who's now the political commentator who's on ESPN?

The smelling salts comment.

Stephen A.

Smith.

Stephen A.

Smith.

I think said,

You swear there's not like an addictive personality to those smelling salts.

I'm not going to be like on the street corner and be like, please, let me get those smelling sauce on your neck, please.

Wow, you got Smelling Salts fantasy preview this year.

Yeah, you really did it.

I think it was him that said that the Colts are purposely tanking for Arch Manning.

Am I getting that correct?

Somebody said it.

Somebody said it.

I don't know if I believe that.

Shane Seiken's going to try to keep his job.

But since we've also been here, Daniel Jones has been named,

which I'm so sorry makes me think the Colts are tanking for Arch Manning.

I mean,

guys.

Wouldn't the tanking move be maybe Anthony Richardson?

Look, first of all, I should not be sitting here as your fantasy manager.

I have to admit to you, I know you guys don't pay much attention to our starting lineup.

I think some of your

employees do.

I drafted Anthony Richardson.

He was aware of.

Oh, we know.

I know.

Oh, no, no, no.

We're very aware.

And you really should have fired me.

You should have fired me on the spot.

I thought

I don't make bold predictions about quarterbacks.

Like when I'm.

Jaden Daniels break all the records?

Every record.

You said every every record.

All right, this season I'm doing.

Last season, I thought Anthony Richardson was going to break like a lot of records.

Okay.

I don't like that, Jerry.

Yeah, he's smelling salt, so really messing me up.

Oh, I got to tell you something.

The Ursae daughters are now all running that team, correct?

Our intercourse guy here, Zach.

Zach,

you're a celebrity now.

Are you on mic, Zach?

Sure, this is live.

What do you mean it's live?

We're live.

We're streaming right now.

Which now is taped.

I know you guys are.

You guys keep saying that.

That's your big joke.

Isn't that something offensive in our cabinet?

Yeah, yeah.

Dang it.

We're live now.

It's almost scary to see the blood drain from you.

Hey, guys, I'm a little high right now from smelling salts.

Now I'm in the paranoia.

Now I need smelling salts again because I'm starting to get the DTs.

Give me one more hit of smelling salts, please.

Um,

Zach, you have to start to date one of these Ursae girls.

Like, now that you're an intercourse, or our intercourse guy on the show, you've uh

like it's it's so funny.

The hunt daughters, beautiful, really fun on uh, really fun on uh

The Ursai girls,

you've that's our goal.

It'll be so fun.

That is how we get, that's how this podcast gets an NFL team to an owner's box.

Zach, you've got to date one.

You've got to, I'm telling you how you do it.

You follow them on social media, okay?

You

like, maybe say something about them.

We, it's positive, has to be positive.

We don't do that nagging shit.

I know a lot of these fucking young guys, neg women.

I know this because I have daughters and all they do is neg, neg, neg.

Say something positive.

I think these Ursai ladies are doing a great job.

Pick one out.

Let's pick one out.

One who's single, maybe through a divorce, someone who's looking for love.

Like, pick them out and single them out and say, hey, you're doing a great job.

Then DM them that clip and just say, hey, thinking about you, keep up the great work.

And then...

Love that.

Zach,

intercourse guys are what?

Open

to

the universe.

Yes, Zach.

Nailed it, Zach.

We're open to the universe.

Quick learner.

Love it.

You know, those like Hunt daughters, they look great, but they're not like making decisions.

Thirsate ladies are making decisions.

That's That's how we get.

She wears a headset.

Also, might be married.

Probably married.

Yeah, the computers are really trying to tell me to draft this backup for

Jonathan Taylor, DJ Giddens.

Giddens?

Giddens.

They say he's a monster.

Houston.

My friend, Alec Pierce.

Huh?

Alec Pierce, wide receiver.

Okay.

Any value?

I'm so sorry.

I don't.

Not familiar.

Yeah, I don't.

I don't.

Okay.

Maybe.

You're a fan of CEO.

I should have gotten Steven in here.

He's got a program for that.

Houston.

Got to tell you, hot take here.

This is called Part of My Take.

I think CJ is going to regress even more.

Even more.

Even more.

Wow.

Now, listen,

I don't like to say that because they have that new offensive coordinator,

Nick Kaylee.

Nikki Kaylee?

Nick Caley.

Nikki Haley.

No, it's not Nikki Haley.

That's the

presidential candidate.

Wow, those smelly salts.

No, Nikki Kaylee.

He's the Rams Patriots.

He's a Patriots guy, right, Hank?

Yeah, okay.

So that, like, when I see a change, when I see a change in offense, I'm like, oh, what's going to happen here?

Is this going to change something?

But he doesn't have any receivers anymore.

He's got Nico, and that's it.

I just think he's going to regress even more.

And you know what really bothered me about him?

And I'm bringing a little bit of my personal issues, and I'm going to bring it about this, keep it about this podcast.

Do you remember when he big brothered Caleb after he came last year?

That really annoyed me.

Like, CJ, who do you think you, you're not allowed to big brother somebody?

I mean, even Caleb was like, dude, what are you talking about?

When he was like, hey, man, just you be you.

Just keep painting your nails, bro.

Like, don't let the haters get you down.

You know,

you want to cry and go cry in the state.

Go love your mind.

It's cool, man.

Like, just keep your head up.

It's cool.

It's cool.

All right.

All right, man.

Like,

it's not okay.

It really bother me.

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Oh, this is the Titans, okay?

We're still in the FC South.

Sorry this is taking so long.

I'll speed it up.

We don't have to draft any Titans because they're all available on waivers after

every draft.

Good call.

AFC West, Denver is so interesting to me.

That Cortland Sutton is such a solid fourth, fifth round pick.

Bo Nix leans on that man.

If we miss Jaden, we're open to the universe.

Bo Nix

is

it's he's going to have a monster season.

So we're not going to panic if we miss him um

what's interesting is the backfield in denver because jk dobbins who was their

rb1 uh for all right for all purposes um

had nine touchdowns last season and i know he's old and like che really tried to talk me off of jk

um similar to his saquan take last season but it might be interesting to take jk and rj

to have that denver backfield um

RJ being that rookie, the central Floridian guy.

Evan Ingram is also interesting if we miss Brock in the second.

I remember when he had that 100-yard game against

Bears last season.

Also, you know what?

If you live in a household where you're only allowed a certain amount of quarters every Sunday, you know, Sunday, Monday, Thursday, Sunday, Monday.

Let's say you get like three quarters a week, like Thursday through Monday.

That's it.

The flexed teams, you really get like two quarters of those teams because it's usually Sunday night.

And

I mean, like, just a hypothetical, your wife watches 90-day fiancé on 90s, so you go to the other TV and your wife is occupied, so you don't have to like

entertain her or sit with her.

You can hide because she's like she's locked in.

Yeah, she's like taking a hit off the vape and watching 90-day fiancé and like doesn't want even want you there.

And so you can get like two quarters of whatever the Sunday night free football, yeah.

Sunday night game is.

And I think Denver's going to get flexed a lot this season.

So

I like Denver.

Raiders.

Shaved Head Brock is going to be our guy.

I think it's different.

Yeah.

Second round.

I know, again, I was wrong about Darren Waller.

Apologize.

You know, he was going through that divorce with a WNBA player.

Um, I don't judge people physically, but she's attractive, you know, pay them what you owe them.

What were the t-shirts?

Pay us what you owe us.

Yes,

what was the t-shirt?

Pay us what we pay us what's ours.

I didn't see that shirt on the Barcelona store.

Yeah, you didn't have that.

A lot of Saratoga gear.

You had a lot of

maybe

you should get that on there.

Maybe shirts that say stop throwing dildos.

I don't know.

Spitballing here.

Cut that part out.

Ashton Gentee, of course, there's no secrets there.

He's really going to move.

He might even be top three after that hit against that Niners.

Remember in preseason?

Yeah.

Just trucking people.

You should have won the Heisman.

We always said that.

Oh, you know what?

I'm actually proud of the Raiders this season.

They immediately got rid of that

finger in the butt guy.

Yeah.

You know, by the way,

we never heard what they did.

You know, I shouldn't say that.

Yeah.

allegedly.

Allegedly.

We never heard what he did.

But I got to tell you, they made, like, media made it seem like he put his finger in another man's penis.

Yeah.

Am I wrong?

No, no.

They kept saying it was weird.

It was really weird.

Yeah.

And he has a track record on camera during games of checking the oil.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So it made me think he was like in a show.

Because like...

If somebody like, what's the thing where you like tap people?

Sack tasks.

Sack tap.

Sack tap.

Like,

that's not like weird.

No, no.

It's like.

just guys being dudes.

It's the strangest thing you can do.

But they made it seem like he went up to someone in a shower and just went like...

Goose them.

Yep.

Yeah, but literally.

They also had a clip of him where he was sniffing his finger.

Do you remember that clip?

No, like happening.

It was really.

So I'm proud of the Raiders for

doing that.

For getting rid of him.

Danta Thornton seems to be someone who keeps coming up on my.

I think it's just on X that I see him.

Dove Clyman keeps like showing clips of him.

Is Dove Clyman a person?

No, I don't think.

No, I don't think he ever was, but the former Dove Clyman sold his account to the new Dove Clyman.

So is it like an AI?

It feels that way.

I just wish it wasn't in my feed so much.

Should I unfollow?

Like, mute him.

I mean, mute Dove.

Oh, you know what?

I'm going to mute him right now.

Okay.

Start a movement.

Mute Dove.

I do have a theory about rookies.

I'm going to stretch real quick.

I just don't worry.

My back is just locking.

If you fucking yawn, I'm not yawning.

I'm having a great time.

My back is locking up.

These are hard chairs to sit in.

Okay.

I do have a theory about rookies at the Raiders, okay?

And it's because

it's because.

It's like our halftime.

This is a halftime, you know?

It's like

it's a three and a half hour game.

You need a halftime.

We're not even like a quarter done.

I do have a theory about rookies at the Raiders.

I think they are going to thrive, okay?

Because Chip Kelly has been in the college game and he knows how to talk to these young guys.

And Pete Carroll.

Pete Carroll, yeah.

But Pete Carroll has been in the pros for a while.

Yeah, but he knows how to talk to guys.

I know, but fantasy is an offensive game, and I think I'm trying to make a point here.

Chip Kelly, I think, is going to know how to talk to these rookies.

Okay, wow.

Kelly's done very well in the NFL.

Sorry?

Kelly.

I didn't mean to interrupt you.

No, Chip Kelly's done very well in the NFL.

Okay.

I'm not going to say anything rude about people.

Oh, Chargers.

I have a question.

Chargers.

Who is the.

Oh, yeah, Shane.

I was actually talking to Shane about this yesterday.

Shane's going to get on mic.

Who is the wide receiver one with the Los Angeles Chargers?

Ladd.

Ladd is.

Okay, so Lad draws Sertan from the Broncos.

He draws

McDuffie from the the Chiefs.

I don't think so.

I think he's mostly working out of the slot.

Okay.

Like a Cooper Cup type of.

So who draws.

I mean, like,

the AFC West is

a stacked division.

Who?

Some sort of announcement.

It wasn't like an earthquake or anything, right?

No, they're calling somebody the mess hall, I think.

It doesn't,

like, who who draws the McDuffies and the Surtans?

If they're working on the outside, we got a rookie, Trey Harris, out of Ole Miss, or Key Andre Lambert-Smith.

All right.

Well, hearing that, Lad becomes more attractive to me.

I do have a problem with Lad McConkey.

You guys did suggest that we drafted him last season, and we did, and he did extremely well for us.

So, great call on that.

That said, he's now going in like

I think he's going in the third round, right?

I think he's going in the third round.

I feel like I'm like an elderly person walking into Starbucks for the first time.

It's like, coffee, I can't pay for it.

We bought him in the eighth round.

Like, it's like, coffee's $5.

What?

It was a nickel.

We need to get us into a dynasty league.

I don't do that dynasty.

But that would have been a fix to it, you know, picking someone up.

Yeah, but I just feel like with Lad, it's like...

Part of the thrill of Ladd last year was you felt like you were getting a great deal.

Yeah, like I'm so smart.

Now the price gone up.

Price has gone up.

Now he wants to take him for it.

Yeah, take him like in an early round.

It's like, go home and get your shine box, dude.

Like, nicely gets it.

If we get Brock and we get Jaden,

if we get our dream team, we're going to be RB hunting in like the fifth round.

And if Amarion Hampton is there, it's going to be really exciting.

Shane is also nodding his head.

Oh, God, is Slater going down going to affect Justin Herbert at all, you think?

I would say so.

Yeah, I would say so as well.

So

that's a problem in drafting

Justin.

I also like Amerion because, you know, his competition

only has one eye.

And,

you know,

I'll keep an eye on Najee, but,

you know, you just got to keep your focus on winning.

How many Najee Harris-themed fantasy names are there going to be this year?

Probably a lot.

Actually, Najee should be a, he should get traded to Tampa.

He should be a Buccaneer.

We're patching off.

Or Raider.

I'm just not seeing Najee doing that.

They run out of the eye formation.

Nudge, Najee, wink, wink.

Can we get a laugh track for some of these?

Chiefs, we're only going to draft Xavier Worthy.

Sixth round.

Such a steal.

Um,

Rashi Rice is

that laugh memes.

That was a good joke, yeah.

Uh, Rashi, is he gonna be uh, is he gonna be 100% coming back?

Yeah, so is he gonna be on the field 100% of the time, or uh, they say he might be ready week one.

That's what was happening last time I had internet, but um, I'm crazy that he got into that it was friendly fire that that injured him.

Oh, let me ask you, you've been tweeting all week, yeah.

We've also been here for like maybe 24 24 hours.

You've been online most of the time.

Help me out here.

I haven't had sleep.

I'm high on smelling salts.

Oh, let me ask you something.

You have a season-ending injury, okay?

You hate season-ending injuries.

If it comes from one of your teammates, is it like, does it hurt more?

Yeah, it hurts more.

Definitely.

It hurts more for the person who injured him, right?

Like Mahomes has got to be mad at himself.

Oh,

I have a hot take on

tight ends at

the Kansas City Chiefs, and I want to be careful how I word this because I know it's scary.

First of all, I listened to your Taylor Swift interview.

A little upset that your Taylor Swift interview didn't really respond to me being the fantasy manager.

Wasn't sure if he was a real AWL, but responded very positively to Adam Schefter being the fantasy manager.

That was very funny.

I was really angry that I saw the amount of views that other sports end quote podcasts got because they had music stars on their podcast and it's like it

it's not a sports podcast right anymore right you know what i'm saying like you're not allowed to say we're the number one sports podcast you're you're you're going into like

yeah you're going into music so i want to ask all awls

um

And I've got your back.

I sign things if you send them to me.

Like, I'm like an AWL.

Like, let's really, like, means, help us out.

What do we do?

Do we retweet this?

Do we retweet this?

Subscribe to

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Subscribe to YouTube.

How do we beat that fucking podcast with this fantasy preview?

This is a real, what we're doing is sports here.

Yeah.

As real as it gets.

This is sports.

We're not entertainment.

It's not music.

We're not dropping albums

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Okay?

Thank you.

That was really,

I felt that.

I have a theory about tight ends at the Chiefs.

They went through drastic weight loss.

A lot of athletes going through drastic weight loss.

They post a lot on social media of them sweating and working out, and they're on the cover of like health magazines and all that stuff.

Guys, we know they're using

narrow, we know they're using prescribed drugs to lose weight, right?

Undoubtedly.

Who?

People who have had Kelsey?

They're coming to camp.

So I don't know if Kelsey's on.

He's on Zepic.

You think they just naturally lose weight these days?

Do you think Kelsey was ever fat?

A storyline has been that he's come back super in shape and all that stuff.

Are you telling me

every football might have worked out?

You think it's simply just working out?

Yeah, for a football player, yeah.

All right.

Because I had a theory, I know people are on our Zempic.

You eat less,

it hurts like muscle mass and stuff.

Like,

you're not as strong.

Right.

Yeah, that's why I don't think he probably took it.

I think he's probably still lifting weights.

Yeah.

Okay.

Is he like, like, are those, are any of those people like pharma guys?

That's a good point.

Yeah.

Good point.

Okay.

You got us there.

You got us there.

Mate.

That felt good.

That did feel good, what you just did.

All right, the Eagles.

Where's Max?

All right, we're going to the NFC, guys.

NFC East.

We're starting with the NFC right now.

I can't be true.

I am going to have to piss at some point, but that's fine.

You want to go piss?

No, no, no.

I want to do...

Let's go.

Let's rip the NFC.

Piss dogs?

Devonta in the fifth round is such a steal.

I can't believe he's not getting more respect.

Oh, tell us about AJ's hamstring, Max.

He'll be fine.

This is cam.

That's the hamstrings are like really frightening.

I hurt mine water skiing yesterday, did not get up.

He'll be fine?

He'll be fine.

I heard a funny story about A.J.

Brown.

I wish I brought this up to him on the podcast, but I heard that inside his house, the only pictures that he has anywhere in his house are of him playing football.

That's pretty sick.

And he's got him on all his TV screens, just playing highlights of A.J.

Brown.

That's sick.

That's actually exactly what you want from a wide receiver role.

That's like when, wasn't there a story like Kanye would invite people over to his house.

He'd just play his album.

Yeah.

Yeah, that is too achieved.

Did you do that?

Would stand by me?

One behavior, though.

That would be cool.

That'd be a baller move.

Is that true, Max?

A.J.

Brown, better guy than Kanye.

I'll say that.

Well, yeah, but

I was just

40, Max.

I don't think he's selling t-shirts with the balls.

Don't get on the defensive.

I'm just saying.

I'm just saying.

I'm defending my guy.

Okay, the only thing scary about drafting Eagles is that we all know they're a great team.

I'm not insulting you, Max, but we all know they're going to take like serious leads.

And then what they're going to do for the rest of the game is just have Saquon take the ball down to the 30 and have Elliott just kick three points.

So Elliot is actually someone who we should draft.

Cowboys,

Pickens is our must-draft in this.

Wow.

I do love watching him play.

I've got to tell you something about Pickens.

First of all, he's a little.

He's insane.

He's.

I want to say that.

That's such a harsh word.

He's got.

Screw loose.

He's a live wire.

But I want that.

I want that.

How exciting was it last season when AJ was like reading books?

Like, that's what you want from a wide receiver.

Yes.

It's what you want.

You want a little crazy.

You want them stripping off in the middle of a game and saying, I I quit, I quit.

I had relations with your wife.

You want that, you know.

So, George Pickens is our must-draft in the seventh.

Are you a little concerned about the fact that CD Lamb's there, too?

No, and I'm going to tell you why George Pickens is our must-draft, okay?

I'm going to give you a list of who has been throwing to

oh, I like this.

This is good research, Sherry.

One Mitchell Trubisky, okay,

one

Kenneth Pickett,

One Mason Rudolph.

Justin Fields.

Greens.

And finally, the cherry on top is Russell Wilson.

The man is due.

The man is due.

You're right.

The man is due.

I just love it.

There's a rookie named Jaden Blue who's probably going to be the RB1 in Dallas.

He's going in the 11th round.

Longhorn from Houston.

This is his destiny.

Jaden Blue, we will be drafting.

Do you want to go Wee Wee?

No, no.

Okay.

Where are we at?

We're in the giants.

I'm going to pick this up.

No, no, I don't.

I'm having a great time.

Giants.

Wait, wait, look at me.

I'm having a great time.

Okay, good, good.

I look forward to this all year.

Yeah.

God, it's funny.

Like, you really come down from smelling salts.

Like, you're up and you come down.

You need another sad stuff, you know?

Let's get it.

Let's give Jerry another.

Just for the record, smelling salts is not a drug.

I'm just putting that.

You swear it doesn't have addictive properties?

No.

It would be so crazy if I had, like, in rehab.

It is not a dream it would just be such a bummer if my kids are crying like dropping me off and my wife is like um just fucking go everyone's done with you just go

yeah

awls make this happen this is a real sports podcast

steven che is in my head

Oh God, it's Che, by the way.

Sorry, I pronounced it incorrectly.

Corrected me just seven times this weekend.

Giants, I was really hot on uh Tyrol Tracy and Scataboo just to have somebody named Scataboo on our team, but can't do anything.

It's vibes.

Uh, can't do anything with Russell Wilson throwing the ball.

I can't even go to near near Malik, near, near Malik.

I will be interested

when Jameis comes in.

Yeah, what are we guessing?

Week four?

They might go to Jackson Dark, but yeah, they might go Jameis.

If it is Jameis, I would say probably week three, week four.

Once Jameis is in there, whoever has, it's anybody's game, it's all those receivers, but I just can't wait for it.

Like, you don't want to start off 0-2, 0-3, waiting.

Like, your team hinges on whether Jameis Winston is starting.

Just

can't do it.

May pick up Jackson on waivers just for shits and giggles, like week three.

Cool.

Commanders.

Man, I got to tell you, PFT,

you are really on one.

I listen to every show.

You'll never remember this.

About a month back, you said, Jerry, if you're listening, this rookie out of the commanders' camp, who's the running back.

And since we've been here, Robinson is no more on the team.

Well, he is probably going to be traded.

He got deactivated.

Tell us everything about this rookie.

All right.

Jakori Krosky-Merritt.

He goes by the name Bill.

I call him Big, Beautiful Bill.

And he is very smooth.

He's a one-cut guy.

He got one counter-run in the preseason game, took it to the house.

He's a great.

I think he's going to be a great running back.

And I talked to somebody at the Commanders when we were there.

I'm not going to say their name, but they're in a position that would know.

They said, this guy is the best running back that we have on the roster.

He's talking about Adam Peters.

I'm not talking about Adam Peters.

Can he catch passes?

Yes.

He can.

Yes.

Because that was my big issue with Robinson.

Yeah.

Then we're drafting him.

Listen, when I got here, last time I had internet,

he was going in in the ninth round.

It's probably going to be the sixth round.

Now the problem has changed.

Now the problem is it's gotten, the hype on him has gotten so much that he probably will be overdrafted now.

But if you had listened when I told you, that was the time to buy on JCM.

Yeah, but we didn't have our draft then.

So

I don't know what to say.

NFC North, we're moving on.

Oh, I think

John Morton, their offensive coordinator, I think he'll continue the offensive greatness there.

Looking like, because we have the fourth pick, we will be taking Jameer Gibbs.

We have a choice of Justin Jefferson or Jameer Gibbs.

I think we're going to take

Jameer Gibbs.

It's so funny

with Amon St.

Brown.

He's going obviously in the first round.

It seems a little pricey to me because I think you're getting almost the same value with Jameson, who's going like in the fifth round, Jameson Williams.

So I think Jameson is one of those where we live in the fifth, sixth, seven.

Spirit

is like one of ours flowing, like open to the universe, open to intercoursing with

anyone.

And I think Jameson Williams will have double-digit TDs this season.

Okay, we got to talk about the elephant in the room.

We already talked about the Eagles.

Now, listen,

it's not funny.

It's not funny.

Actually,

none of those jokes.

I was known as the Fat Kid from Stand by Me.

I still am.

People, if I'm in a bar and someone's drunk, actually, they just yell bing bong bong at me, but

they used to yell, Fat King from stand by me.

Hey, come here, Fat Kim,

it's not funny.

It's not funny.

Not funny.

And it would enrage me.

So I actually don't go for those jokes.

And listen, Adam Schefter would never ask you these questions if he was your manager.

Dylan Schefter would never ask you these questions.

And I have to ask, is Caleb Williams good at quarterbacking?

We're going to find out.

No, no, dude.

That's not.

This is the thing about a fantasy game.

Yeah.

We're going to find out.

It's a yes or no question.

He's going to be drafted late, and there's a chance with Ben Johnson he could have a great year.

But I can't give you a definitive answer right now.

Is he good at quarterbacking?

Yes or no?

I believe he is.

Yes.

I believe he is.

But this is part of staying six out of 10 excited.

I'm not going to say something crazy and be like, yeah, he's going to be insane this year.

Well, then we can't draft.

I just

based on what you're saying, we can't draft anyone.

What about late?

They're saying Roma Dunze in the eighth, and that seems like what about Luther Burden late?

If your quarterback is a bad quarterback, I'm not drafting any of them.

I agreed.

But he could be good.

You know what we never talk about on this podcast?

And I got to bring it up because this is a real podcast, AWLs.

Click subscribe.

Please.

Let's beat them.

We're on smelling salts.

This is a sports podcast.

But you know what we never talk about?

What?

Is that

between the two of you, PFT won.

Yeah, no, I know.

It's one year.

You never talk about it, though.

One season, Jaden had a

remarkable rookie season.

How often do you think about the fact that PFT won?

It's actually, it's kind of already, like, Jaden was so good that it was already decided it's more now

that Hank could also win.

Well, it will be interesting to see what Coach Johnson does for Caleb.

Now, here's the thing.

Jared Goff, he obviously, and quote, fixed Jared Goff, right?

But Jared Goff had been to a super, like, how much fixing did Jared Goff need?

Does Caleb Williams need

more fixing than Jared Goff?

You think that they should try to take Caleb Williams and change who he is as a person?

Like, send him away.

Well, there are some things he needs to be changed.

Yeah.

He needs to get the ball out faster.

He needs to realize when he's going to take a sack and not run backwards.

But I think he's going to have a good year.

I can't tell you I'm not going to be able to sit here and be like, Jerry, you got to draft him.

If I felt that, I would tell you that.

This is an open, we're open to the universe.

We have a free-flowing conversation right now.

I'm giving you my honest truth that I think he's going to be good, but I'm not going to sit here and be like, you have to draft him.

How could you wear a bear's hat to the commander's facility?

I don't know.

I just had, I had like two hats that I brought.

It was that or a Cubs hat?

Yeah.

Do you think that was disrespectful?

I thought it was really disrespectful.

I don't think there's any, there's no right, it'd be, if, if it were maybe like an Eagles hat, I think it would be disrespectful.

Yeah, I didn't have a problem with it.

Yeah, what does it matter?

I went to see a Cubs game when I was in Chicago.

I put on a Cubs hat.

I've never rooted for the Cubs in my life.

Okay.

Just, it's about

respect.

Respect.

Respect.

Hey, I'll take that note.

I think it would be more disrespectful if this year I went to Bears Camp and I wore a commander's hat.

That would be more disrespectful, I think.

I wouldn't have a problem with that either.

Also, I don't really, I got to say, Jerry, I don't really think about what hat I put on in the morning.

I think it's just whatever I brought.

You knew what you were doing.

I did not.

I had like two hats that I brought on Grit Week.

Let me ask PFT because it was because it was your camp.

I was fine with it.

But do you think Big Cat knew what he was doing?

No, I don't know.

I have Big Cat.

Big Cat had right there.

I think Big Cat had two hats.

He wore his football hat.

Yeah.

Okay.

I do need more pardon my take hats.

That is something that I've got to work on.

It also led its way.

Don't have any.

It opened up some interesting conversations because, like, when Jaden saw Big Cat, he was like, Bears, huh?

And Big Cat was like, Yeah.

And then Jaden had like a little smile on his face because he remembered the Bears game.

So I actually kind of almost punished myself.

Yeah.

I was actually taking, like, I was in the Game of Thrones.

I was doing the shame thing.

I was doing the walk of shame.

Okay.

Still in the NFC North.

Let's move on to the Vikings.

Loving Jordan Addison this year.

Yeah, he's getting a suspension for three games, I think.

But it was DUI.

Nobody was hurt, right?

It was just.

I think this one was for.

It got downgraded.

I think it was called Wet Reckless.

Okay.

Which is like you.

Sounds like a water park.

You got a DUI, but you have a good lawyer.

But still, I think he could have a 10 TV season.

That sounds like he pushed a fat kid on a water park.

Yeah, Wet Reckless.

That's the Nikki Smoke special.

I didn't mean to say fat.

Let me ask you a question, Jerry, Mr.

Fantasy Expert.

See if your computer can't answer this one.

Is JJ McCarthy good at quarterbacking?

I don't think he's going to have a good season.

Okay.

I don't think he's going to have a good season.

That said,

just based on value and where

high-end wide receivers are going, I do like drafting Jordan Addison.

And I think that has something to do with his suspension.

We're just getting a deal, you know.

But I don't think JJ McCarthy is going to have an incredible season.

I think it'll be

okay, which is going to get me to my next pick that I'm interested in.

Jordan Mason,

I think is in the eighth round.

It beeps up their offensive line.

You know, I think Aaron Jones, who is older, I mean, senior is in his name,

I think Jordan Mason will be taking over RB1 duties there.

Okay.

And also, you know what?

I love the fact that they have, I love their cheerleaders.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I love what they do.

Yeah.

Let's get everybody involved.

We're open to the universe.

We're open to the universe.

I love that.

And I want to support that.

Yeah.

And I know some people, you know, are like,

they can't do that, but I like it.

I want to be a part.

I want to watch those cheerleaders.

You know what?

Anyone that gets mad that there's a male cheerleader, they're telling on themselves for never having watched football before.

Correct.

There's been dude cheerleaders for centuries.

There actually should be like a standardized test for people who are heavy into politics that they have to take before they comment on sports.

Yeah.

It's also, I do want to blame like the media, like the click media that we have now, because the photos they use are like

of like the photo they use of that dude, it's like he's really like, hey, it's like,

like they can't use, I'm sure there's a photo, he's a very handsome man.

I'm sure he's very athletic.

Like, we actually have very similar hair, he and I.

Like,

like, if I took a photo, if you took a still of me right now and I was like, hey, like, they'd be like,

like, look at that.

Look at Jerry.

He looks

so, he looks something in that photo, you know.

He's a real podcast.

Yeah, yeah.

He's a real podcast.

They don't talk about this shit on that other podcast.

So I want to support that.

Okay.

NFC North, Packers, Josh Jacobs could be.

Could be one of our running backs.

He's such an unsung stud.

I just love him.

And no other receivers.

Can't stand any Green Bay receivers except for this Matthew Golden guy who's going late, late ninth, tenth round, and is going to be a stud.

Okay, NFC West, Rams.

I mean,

I cannot pick up any players who

Jimmy G may be throwing to.

I just can't do it.

So I think we're going to be passing on all Rams.

Wow.

I just...

What do you want?

I'm your manager.

No, yeah you're giving us the we're open to the universe that was such a funny episode when you were talking about we're now in the like spooky medicine yeah

holistic medicine holistic medicine it was so funny oh i do have i always tell you guys because you're my first loves but um i was after i came on here i don't know if you recall i wasn't sure if uh matthew stafford was going to come back to the rams last season so in my fantasy recap

I said I listened to about 17 hours of Kelly Stafford's podcast to see if I could glean from her whether they were going to stay.

And I said, I think think they're going to stay.

I was sort of ahead of it.

Kelly Stafford invited me to be on her podcast.

Yeah, you did it, right?

Oh,

you should.

And you should find out how healthy his back is.

Kelly is

actually a pretty good podcast.

It's about like, yeah, from the spouse's

perspective, like football.

It's like interesting.

Will you be able to do it or you do it before or after Good Morning Football this year?

Is that on the air anymore?

No, I'm assuming it's a good thing.

It is.

I didn't mean that as a slight.

I wasn't sure if it was.

No, that's good.

We're going to keep that in so you don't get invited back.

I'm sorry.

I know everyone there.

You know, the guy who I knew who was there at the stranger left.

Yeah.

A bunch of people left.

So the people who were texting me to come do that show were not there.

So

I wasn't sure.

Yeah, her podcast is called The Morning After, but it's like the morning after football.

It's not like abortion related.

Yeah.

that would be crazy.

Could you imagine if it was all like

the morning after, like, what to do?

Like, yeah, abortion.

Oh, God, they'd have

they'd have like Ray Carruth on.

Yeah, would you say, Kelly, is your plan B if you can't get on part of my take?

Yeah, that's a good one, but it is not.

I just want to say, it's a great podcast, it's not an abortion podcast.

Uh, should we go to the bathroom?

No, no, no, keep going.

I want you to keep going.

I'm listening, I'm right here.

Okay, um,

NFC West, we talked about that.

Messages real quick.

I had a lot of them.

Ah, okay.

This is so a lot from Dana Beers.

I didn't know that Dana could write.

All right, we're good.

This is such a joke.

Like, I'm in the middle of the minute.

I want to know.

NFC West, let's say, let's just listen to this guy with the pissing.

By the way, I'm hearing dribbling.

You might want to check for another stone, dude.

I mean, Jerry, you

fly when you're on one of those flights where you have to take a piss and you're like, God, this flight will never end.

This is real sports, guys.

This is a real podcast.

I'm really asking the AWLs, make this number one.

Yeah, let's go.

Let's beat Jerry.

It would be great if they had to, like, if their numbers person was like, okay, so we were number two.

Um,

this uh podcast, part of my take, uh, Jason, remember you were on it last year.

You were kind of hungover.

Yeah.

Yeah, they were number one.

They were like kind of coming after you, but not really.

I wouldn't even worry about it.

I think it was a one and done.

Let's, AW Wells, let's make it happen.

And really, it means the only thing is to click subscribe.

Like, can't they like repost it?

Tell someone as well.

Tell a friend.

Take your girlfriend's phone, subscribe from her.

Word of mouth?

Like, what is this?

The 1920s?

Is this like a radio drama?

Like,

shouldn't there be like some sort of like repost or something?

There should be repost.

Yeah.

Niners are really interesting for fantasy.

Ricky Pearsall is going to be the wide receiver one, and he's going as late as the eighth round.

Hey, when are they going to stop saying he was shot?

Never, never, never.

If you got shot, would you stop telling people that?

Well, no, I'm not telling it.

It's just like every game is like, and Pearceall with a pickup of 10 yards, that'll move the chains.

You know, he was shot in the chest.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Gavin Newsome.

Thank you, Nazi Pelosi.

Gavin Newsome's California.

People get shot in the chest, but he lived.

And that's a pickup for 10 for Pearson.

They did kind of stop saying that Brian Robinson got shot.

Yeah.

Huh.

Nancy Pelosi cannons.

Actually, you know, I don't want to judge people physically, especially our political leaders, but you are absolutely correct about that.

Yeah.

And it's so funny.

I look at that photo.

There's that one beach photo.

Oh, yeah, the beach photo.

By the way, love our political leaders.

They do a great job.

There's a lot of turmoil.

So I do respect people

for their political and mental acuity and prowess but um

are those real yeah i think so they're real i think they're i think they're natty heavies speaker pelosi that is incredible yeah yeah incredible

i don't know why that

her husband is like

guiding guys into his house and stuff.

That's a joke.

That's a joke.

He broke in.

I'm joking.

Juwan Jennings is too old.

I'm so sorry, but he just is.

He's too old to draft.

Not taking McCaffrey at all.

We'll be picking up Isaac Garendo because you know he's starting about 10 games.

Hey, what is German PRP?

What is it?

What is PRP?

What does it mean?

Platelet-rich plasma.

What?

They take your blood.

What was the first word?

Platelet.

What does that mean?

They take your blood, then they spin it around, and then they take the top stuff.

That's the platelet.

That's a plasma that's at the top, and then they inject it into you.

It's got like...

Makes you faster.

Yeah, healing ability.

So it's got healing abilities.

Yeah.

We're still not drafting Christian McCaffrey.

Okay.

Cardinals.

Retirement rumors went away pretty quick on Christian.

The walls.

I can't do it, guys.

I'm sorry.

Okay.

I can't do it.

Cardinals, NFC West.

If we need a cute quarterback, if we've missed everybody, Josh Allen, Jaden, Bo Nicks.

Kyler Murray's a fun pickup.

Is he?

Yeah, he was top 12 quarterback.

He's like fun to watch.

Cannot draft Marvin Harrison again.

That was another mistake I made last season.

He was maybe our second-round pick.

I'm so sorry about that.

That's okay.

I just don't think he can do much with McBride there.

McBride is interesting as always if Brock and Kettle are gone.

Just for the record, we'd like to state that we are a pro-Marvin Harrison podcast.

Oh, I know you're afraid of him.

We're allowed to.

No, I'm not afraid.

I resisted.

I'm not at a car wash.

We don't have to worry about any of that stuff.

I'm just saying I'm allowed to, as a fantasy expert, say, look, I think he would say, I was disappointed with my numbers last season.

This isn't like, this isn't like, I'm not like, this isn't like a fight at a corner.

Right, what's the worst that could happen?

His dad shoots you?

Then we could say, Jerry O'Connell, nice pick.

He got shot in the chest.

You know what?

I would love to draft Connor, but I just think he's too old.

He is a stud.

I can't do it.

Seattle, NFC West.

You know,

do I want to draft JSN?

Yeah, can I watch Sam Dernold throwing to him?

I'm not sure I can.

I mean, JSN is going to have a 1,200-yard season.

Oh, fullback alert.

They drafted a fullback.

Robbie

outs.

That sounds right.

Can't draft

any of their running backs.

They just get injured so much.

Kenneth Walker.

Jerry, they run out of the eye formation.

You know who can't do that?

Najee Harris.

You like that?

Pipe it in.

Pipe it in.

Yeah.

It's good.

Such a good one.

Oh, this

hearing about this rookie, Tori Horton, out of Colorado State.

I don't know if Dove Climbing made me look at him, but like hearing he's like, fucking, that robot is in my head.

Fucking Russian misinformation.

What a joke.

But hearing that he's getting all the wide receiver two reps, Tori Horton, rookie.

And my friend who's a huge Seattle fan keeps saying you got to draft Elijah Arroyo that tight end but I was wrong about Darren Waller but he was getting divorced from that snitch

that what snitch she snitched out she said

Caitlin Clark wasn't in the meeting yeah that's right that was some snitch stuff yeah that was snitch and then tried to say it was a joke yeah

that's snitch that's snitch behavior yeah behavior sorry still like attracted throws a football extremely well um

yeah you got to get a pay us what you owe a shirt on the barstool store you just have to yeah that's got to happen Okay.

Panthers, NFC South.

You know what?

I want a couple Panthers on our team this year.

I want to watch them.

Yeah.

Don't you want to watch them?

Absolutely.

It could be T-Mac, man.

He's going to be a top three.

I think he's going to be a top three

wide receiver.

I know I mispronounced his name last time I was here.

Tetoria.

Yeah, just go T-Mac.

T-Mac.

Tetoria.

I think it's Tetoria.

And you know what?

I'm messing up everyone.

Chuba, Chuba.

Yeah, Chuba.

Chuba.

You can kind of choose your own adventure on that one.

Chew.

Chuba.

Chuba.

Chubba, chuba.

Chubba.

Chuba.

Chuba.

Are you sure it's chubba?

Chuba.

I don't like to do those like

chuba.

It really did annoy.

It still

yell, like, hey, fat kid from stand by me.

It really, like,

hey, don't do that.

Wait, is this my camera?

Don't, do not say fat from stand by me when you see Jerry O'Connell.

Yeah, the big bongs are so fun.

By the way, about, I'd say a month after I violated Hank,

finally my wife was like, What the fuck?

Who is what is this fucking Mr.

Bing Bong thing?

What is it?

I mean, we'd be like at the dentist, and like a dental assistant would be like, You go to the dentist with your wife?

Uh, yeah, sometimes we go in for a dual cleaning.

Okay, it's dormant.

It's like a dual massage.

Well, you get like a group on.

Chubba.

Chuba.

Chuba.

Chubba is going to have

a good season.

And Coach Gruden saying their O-line really got me wet.

I'm not.

Also, about Carolina, you know they're going to be coming from behind, so their offense is going to be really fun.

Buccaneers.

God, I wasn't feeling Mike Evans, but Che told me that Mike Evans is going to break that record, and that's going to be their priority on the team.

So, all right, Mike Evans, I thought he was a little long in the tooth.

We're definitely drafting Amika Egbuka, pronounced that correctly, that rookie out of Ohio State.

He's going like in the eighth round.

Chris Godwin, here's a trick.

We're drafting Chris Godwin.

I like that.

I'm going to tell you why.

Why?

He goes right on our IR, and then we get an extra player week one.

Okay.

We're drafting him.

He's like going really late because he's injured.

And I think that offensive coordinator,

Gizzard.

You've been talking too much to Che.

Grizzard.

You're all over the world.

Which is a cool name.

I think he's going to do a good job.

I think the Tampa offense will stay there.

And Love Baker, who's going in the 12th, man.

We missed everybody.

Saints.

Wow, what a quarterback competition going on there between Shonuff and Rattler.

Eating up.

None of them.

Kendra Miller is an interesting waiver wire pickup because I don't think Alvin Kamara is going to finish the season.

I think it's just going to be

after three or four games and be like, I got to, I'm not doing this anymore.

Falcons,

what Michael Thomas did.

Yeah.

I'm just like, yeah, I'm not feeling it.

I'm just done.

Hey, listen, I get it.

Like, if you think no one's watching, it's like, why am I risking?

Why am I doing this?

Who am I doing this for?

Drake London, a little inconsistent

for my taste.

Bichon, obviously, everyone's drafting him.

And the computers are not feeling Michael Penis.

Okay.

That's it, guys.

There's my fantasy preview.

Wait.

No Kyle Pitts?

No.

I'm staying away from the Falcons.

And you know what?

Kyle Pitts,

two seasons ago,

not our Derry Waller season, but we drafted Kyle Pitts.

Let down.

Lets us down every year.

I'm not falling for it again.

Open to the universe.

Athuma can't be fooled again.

I know I'm supposed to be open to the universe.

You're not open to the universe with Pitts.

I'm not open to the universe with Kyle Pitts.

What were your most important notes that you made?

Because you do have a lot of red pen markings on on these pages.

That was

if changes happened after I printed it out.

I was at the hotel and the hotel printer made you pay 10 cents a page.

You didn't go to Kinko's?

FedEx Kinkos?

Why didn't you read this line?

No butt stuff on the Raiders, no butt stuff with my wife either.

You a butt guy, Zach?

Yeah, that was.

How's she doing?

My wife?

Yeah, respectfully.

Well, we're like married and stuff.

It's going well.

Our kids are older.

My kids are

16, so they're like coming home a little wasted.

She's doing really well financially.

Your wife.

You guys have separate bank accounts, but financially, she seems like she's killing it.

These notes are so funny.

Okay.

Eyes,

parentheses, both of them are important for football and life.

I was under the Nazi Harris notes.

Oh, yeah.

I was just thinking, like, just thinking about Najee stuff.

The eye formation was the best, though.

You win is always PFT.

But it's funny.

My kids are 16, so it's the summer.

They've been coming home like lit up, like wasted.

And like rehab is calling.

It's so funny.

They're so annoying too.

Like teenagers, like, I'll tell you what teenage girls do.

They come home.

It's 1 a.m.

They run to their rooms.

My wife has passed out.

And I'll be like, hey, girls, what's going on?

And they're like, we're in the bathroom.

Like, don't come in here.

And I'll be like, okay.

And then I'll hear like,

and I'll be like, girls, are you okay?

And they'll be like, we have food poisoning.

And And I'll be like, you don't fuck, like, why are you lying?

And they're like, gas station sushi, leave us alone.

And I'm like, hey, guys, it's the fucking lying that makes me so angry.

Like, stop with that.

Oh, God, another time.

I went to pick up my fucking drunk daughters at a party.

They called up.

I know this isn't a very CPS friendly show, but

I went to, they called up and they were like, dad, come get it, come get us.

So I came to a party.

They were there.

I have to walk into a teenage party, which is like already like predatory, you know, and I have to be like, hey, have you seen the O'Connell girls?

And then like, you know, it's like an episode of like

euphoria where some kid on fentanyl is like pointing to like a rave room.

And I have to be like, girls, girls.

And like my one daughter came out and she was like, you know.

Our other daughter's in there.

And I'm like, well, fucking get her.

Like, and my one daughter was like, I'm not drunk, dad.

I haven't been drinking.

And I was like, okay, I didn't ask you.

Just go get your sister.

And then they drag out my other daughter.

It's like something from like a Vietnam movie, carrying her out.

And we get her in the car.

And then I'm like, where's the car?

And they're like, we left it at the first spot.

And I'm like, all right, well, we got to go get the car.

We can't leave it on the street overnight.

It'll get broken into.

You know, thank you, Gavin Newsome.

Thank you, Ricky Pearcell.

I'm afraid of getting Pearsall on the street.

You know,

I'm joking, everyone.

That's not my views, obviously.

Although Nancy is kids.

yeah, booyah.

But my other daughter was like, What are we doing?

And I was like, We're going to pick up the car.

You said you weren't drinking.

And she was like, God, I'm faded, dad.

Okay, I'm fucking faded.

I guess that means high these days.

So it's like a nightmare in my house.

I have kids who are seconds away from, I don't know, maybe I'll send them to that outdoor thing where they put kids in the wilderness with no phones and have them eat twigs.

By the way, we didn't cut Jerry short because if you look, the Falcons was only two lines.

I knew at this point you'd be like, let's wrap it up.

I got to go do the yak.

I got to go do the yak.

All right.

So, Jerry, I have one last question for you.

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Zach,

Zach, coming up.

AWLs, please make this the number one sports podcast.

Is Zach coming here?

Sports podcasts are not sports podcasts.

There's everyone in this room.

Oh, it's everyone.

Yeah, Zach, will you come up here?

Please come up here, Zach.

Yeah, sit down.

It sort of gives up the surprise of who this is for, but who cares?

Zach, it's been really fun bunking with you, man.

I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

You're a nice guy.

You call me sir.

Again, and I'll fucking kill you.

Sounds good, Jerry.

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jerry before you start

interrupt my poem i'm having a great time

this is a poem thank you for doing this yes thank you this is a poem

for zach

Zackie, Zackie, Zackie.

This is a poem for the man who works so hard and deserves all of his Rosas.

Zackie, Zaki, Zaki.

This is a poem for the man who would take a bullet for the streamer Las Posas.

Zach, who the fuck is that?

Los Polos?

Yeah.

Great streamer.

Zackie, Zaki, Zaki, you have awesome takes, video game knowledge, and just the chillest of hangs.

Zaki, Zaki, Zaki, all of this, and he has still never stepped foot inside of a P.F.

Chang's.

Gotta try those lettuce cups.

Don't interrupt me.

Zacky, Zaki, Zaki, you talk about all the hot button issues and never do you ever tiptoe, Zaki, Zaki, Zaki.

We especially love it when you drone on and on about crypto.

It's not real money.

You can comment on that.

I agree.

All right, not too much.

Zacky, Zaki, Zaki, the boys put you to the test, and with flying colors, you passed.

Zackie, Zaki, Zaki, you are a star on a show that will never be as good as the tennis podcast.

Facts.

Zackie, Zaki, Zaki, you made it to the big time, making all these big time monies, Zacky, Zaki, Zaki, and yet you still walk into McDonald's with your very own chicken nuggets.

B-Y-O-N.

Zacky, Zackie, Zaki, many of your Mount Rushmore picks have not been busts, but they have been booms.

Zaki, Zaki, Zaki, all that said, you're still really bad at buying costumes.

It's not your thing.

Zacky, Zackie, Zackie, we watch as you gracefully navigate a disagreement or navigate a spat.

Zacky, Zackie, Zaki, we watch as you awkwardly go for a hug after Baker Mayfield signs your stupid hat.

That was weird, man.

It was a good hug.

That was weird.

Embrace.

Zacky, Zackie, Zaki.

You came into the show with guns blazing, shooting off all your phasers.

Zacky, Zackie, Zaki.

But no matter how hard you try, Time magazine still thinks you aren't as good as Men and Blazers.

They got rapport.

Yeah, they do.

Zacky, Zackie, Zaki, yes, you made it to the big time, and now you're rolling in all the dough, Zackie, Zackie, Zaki.

And you still keep in touch with mommy, who listens to you on every single show.

What's up, mom?

She may want to mute this next part.

Zackie, Zackie, Zackie, you're loved by the AWLs across this nation and all of the cities.

Zacky, Zackie, Zaki, having thoughtful and totally legal takes, unlike that pedophile that fucks titties.

Zackie, Zackie, Zaki, yeah, Times, you're the guy driving this train.

You are the conductor, Zackie, Zaki, Zaki.

That's all fine and dandy.

But what we really want to know is, did you fuck that Pilates instructor?

They're Bendy.

Zacky, Zackie, Zackie.

Sorry if we're getting a little dirty.

We know you like to keep it clean, Zacky, Zackie, Zackie.

We just want to know, did you get to fuck that instructor on our Pilates machine?

Huh?

Did you fuck her?

Did you fuck her?

We went on one first date, and we just went on a date.

Hug in, hug out.

Not what we want to hear, Zach.

We want to hear touchdowns.

This is the fantasy football preview.

Touchdowns, points, points, points, six points.

Okay?

Yes, sir.

Yes, Jerry.

Oh, no.

Yes, Jerry.

And then we want it on that Pilates machine.

Open to the universe.

You understand me?

And listen, if it doesn't happen here, we're what, Zach?

We're

open to the universe.

Yeah, baby.

Zacky, Zaki, Zaki.

So while at first you came off as quiet, demure, and even a little shy, Zacky, Zaki, Zaki, you will forever be a part of PMT and only known.

As our intercourse guy.

Yeah,

thank you, Jerry.

That's beautiful.

Jerry, that was the best one you've done.

That was the best whole fantasy preview.

We've been doing it for what?

This has got to be like five or six years now.

Help us out, AWL.

The best one you did.

It's fair that they're winning.

I look forward to it every year.

You're the best, Jerry.

And all we had to do is pay $4 million to come out here and do fantasy previews.

It's five.

It's not true.

All right, we love you, Jerry.

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How about the jokes I read off his sheet after?

It's crazy.

He had some real jokes.

What was that on?

Something about butt stuff.

I think there was a joke about butt stuff.

Yeah, and then there was the, it's important to have two eyes in both football and life.

Yeah, no,

he could have done 15 minutes of pure Nausea Harris material.

Yeah.

So hopefully he comes back.

It's also just been so much fun just living with him this week.

Like, I watched him sleep for about 45 minutes this morning because I woke up before everyone, and it was beautiful.

He's so peaceful, and angelic, and just fun to have around.

Jerry's a big hold court in your underwear guy.

Oh, yeah.

He'll stand in the middle of the room in his underwear, just holding, just talking to everyone.

He walked over to my bed and just was standing.

I was laying in bed, so I was basically just staring directly at his penis.

And he was just having a casual conversation with me, and it was great.

Yeah, great friendship.

All right, Hank.

I mean, it's been a great week at camp.

Very fun.

Just my body, I'm old.

My body's sore.

Me and PFT played.

We can maybe send some clips.

We played the worst game of tennis of all time, and I couldn't move the next day.

Yeah.

It was fun, but it was ugly.

Yeah, you were.

Wednesday, you were.

Like, I literally.

Hank was either doing an activity or laying down.

Like, he kept, like, every time he was laying down, I was like, Hank, what are you doing?

He's like, I'm saving my energy

How much time did you spend on the blob yesterday Hank the blob we had a blob session with with the producers and some of the behind-the-scenes people after after the cam shoot was done where it took me like

six times to actually land on the blob to get blobbed I kept hitting it and falling off and you have to climb back up and I right it was right before everyone's like we need one one more person who's got to do it because it's hard it's like everyone tries but it's like you know probably 10% people actually get blobbed.

And Shane and Fasoli, I felt like a huge pussy too.

This is another kind of firefights.

I finally got on, and then I was like, I got really scared.

I was like, what's about to happen to me?

Like, Fasoli and Shane are about to launch me.

Like, what if I land on my neck?

Like, what if I land backwards?

And then I just backflopped.

And now my back hurts really bad, too.

But it was fun.

I went, Shane, Shane and Fasoli did good work.

Yeah.

They're, I mean, the blob, you guys were having a ruckus time.

Shane was doing Jeff Hardy moves off the blob.

Yeah.

yeah.

Hey,

just chanting blob.

Find Jerry O'Connell.

Tell him to come in here.

I think he's rolling on the next side with the voice.

What do you mean?

He's

on cam with the...

Yeah, go tell him.

Tell him.

Just go tell him to come on.

I need that hat.

Oldie, can you do that for us?

Yeah, I would.

Thank you.

Go stop and see what you mean?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, wait.

Yeah.

Okay, I'll just say time up if something happened.

Oh, is he doing drop a pin?

Yeah, but he's got...

PFT's got to go.

He can go back on

his pin.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Oldie's wearing a hat that says busy, busy, gotta go.

Oh, Oldie's gotta go, he's gotta go here.

Yeah, and tell him he can go back.

Yeah, there we go, oldie.

So Tom, he's gotta go.

He's gotta go.

He's gotta go.

All right, so yeah, we're old.

Yeah, but I think we're gonna play under 40 football.

Hank, I think our tennis match is going to actually impact the rest of our lives.

I think we're just gonna be feeling this way for forever.

Yeah.

Like the inside of your legs from playing tennis, the stopping, the starting.

Also, the keeping score was an issue for us.

That's the hardest part of doing these, any of these camp games is you just realize there's so many muscles you never use because it's like, oh,

why do my abs hurt?

Why do, oh, because I played softball?

Oh, why does I jumped off a blob?

Why does my shoulder hurt?

Yeah, everything.

Like,

oh, shit, I guess I don't use that.

Everything hurts.

But I feel good.

I love camp.

I never want to leave camp.

Yeah.

All right.

What's your feeling?

I love it here with all my camp friends.

Not homesick at all.

I wish I could stay here forever.

My fire fest, it was going to be Cracker Barrel because that really, that tore me up because I'm a big Cracker Barrel guy and now I just don't know if I can do it anymore.

But I guess my other Fire Fest is that I'm going down to the Jersey Shore this weekend and I'm going to have to party with some of the young kids down there.

See if I still got it in me.

I've requested Tucsi, but I don't think Tucsie is going to show up.

But it's going to be a good time.

Yeah.

I think that's a totally fair request to just be like, hey,

I'm not going to be able to make this.

My rider is Tussie.

Listen, is asking for a mixture of cocaine, MDMA, and ketamine too much?

Is that a bridge too far?

But yeah, I'm going to be partying with some of the some of the kids down there, and hopefully that'll be a good time.

But I am worried about the impending hang.

I'm pre-hungover.

Yeah.

That's a problem for me.

It's like I'm already feeling the anxiety for the anxiety I'm going to feel on Saturday morning.

You got to get Roan like blackout drunk so he does something embarrassing.

So when he's doing the recap show, he has to like cue himself up.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Or if I just do embarrassing shit with Roan, he won't bring that up for the recap show.

That's a really good

plan.

Ron won't want to incriminate him.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

My firefest is, I mean, similar to Hank's, but we did the swimming competition yesterday.

I swam, what would you guys say?

That's

100 yards?

Five meters.

Yeah, so 100 yards total.

Yeah, 100 yards total.

Puked.

Mm-hmm.

Puked.

You exerted yourself.

That's your body.

No, I went there and back, there and back.

Oh, yeah.

I did the two legs.

But yeah, it's just, I think I'm just a puke guy when I, because this happened to me a month ago when we were playing softball.

It was 90 degrees, and I went four for four, so I was on the base path, and I puked after the game.

Yeah, you went four for four?

I went four for four.

No, this was

on our Wednesday night.

Oh, okay.

But it sounds like a lot of fun.

But yeah, it's really, it's demoralizing to puke

after swimming 100 yards.

Yeah, well, it's it's your body telling you you went 100%.

Like you had nothing left to give.

The best way I could describe it is I think my body's at the point now where I'm like an old car and when you go, you can still go 100 miles an hour.

It's just like some hubcaps might fall off.

The steering wheel is going to rattle.

So for a short spurt, I can still...

can still reach maximum speed.

My body just can't handle that speed.

And then your car is going to be affected for the next like six months based on what you did that one time.

Correct.

Yeah.

Correct.

Zach?

I've never been to summer camp before.

This was awesome.

But if I did have to have a fire fest of the week,

we split in two teams, the Baha Blast and the Dew teams.

I think Max was a fantastic captain leading the team, picking the right slots for everybody.

Very stressful job.

I think he did a fantastic job.

But my personal Fire Fest was

I was 5th DH.

There was his entire team.

There was four other DHs, and then I was the fifth designated hitter on the softball team.

And then it's just being that deep in the line, I was like, oh, 50 H's is a tough look.

That's fair.

Why wouldn't Max let you hit?

We had some guys.

I will say there was a couple dudes that were in the infield.

They did go over three.

I will take one for one as 50 H, but being 50 H was tough.

50 H?

You got one for one and Max took you out?

No,

everybody had to hit one, so it was like a participation swing.

You went one for one.

On my participation swing, yes.

But you got a wild base.

Just because 50 H, it just felt deep.

It was 1,000.

It seems like bad managerial work.

I think it was great.

It was a high-stress situation for Max there.

Every situation is a high-stress situation for Max.

I don't have a mic anymore.

Jerry, Jerry's back.

Fire Fest of the Week.

This has been a great week, Jerry.

Thank you so much for coming.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Firefest of the week.

It's definitely got to be when we were doing the swimming relay thing and

watching Stephen Che swim, it was

I got to tell you, it wasn't just like typically somebody does something bad and it's like funny.

It was kind of depressing.

He can't.

Why was he in the swim relay?

Who because we wanted it for content

and

they weren't going to win anyway on the swim relay, and Stephen Che is very funny swimming.

I know, but I was.

I said, we'll put a funny guy and you put a funny guy.

I said that.

Yeah, but it was actually, it actually had a weird

weird effect on me.

It made me kind of, kind of depressed.

Like, I want to teach Steven how to swim.

What if I told you that that one Stephen Che, his one and only New Year's resolution this year was to swim 100 laps?

Yeah, and I think maybe for content,

I really would like to get him into a pool and really like teach him.

He's been, he's, it's August 22nd so his goal is to swim 100 laps what would you say he's at

oh he's not able to complete one lap

he's at 19.

it's not possible he was walking i i saw him using his feet and walking if he's in any sort of deeper water the man is i i'm like we all have children everybody should get their kids like like to learn how to swim it's actually like rather important um

he's got to learn to swim it's just he's too old now and he it's concerning because his body type should be that of a swimmer.

He should be a really good swimmer.

I got to tell you, when I saw him in the goggles, although his stickers were still on the goggles, I don't know if you noticed that, but their stickers were still on the lenses.

No one took them off.

I thought for sure he was going to

do it.

Oh, by the way, Anti-Fire Fest, Big Cat, you're a really good swimmer.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Were you on a swim team or something?

I was not.

Wow.

I mean, you did, you puked afterwards.

I puked afterwards, yeah, after 100 yards.

By the way, when I heard that you puked afterwards i was really upset with the whole truck and the whole production i was like why weren't we there okay so the reason why because usually i am a puke on like i'll puke on camera guy it wasn't um

i didn't have anything to puke up so it was it wasn't funny you know what i mean like if i had i didn't eat lunch

i didn't eat lunch so it was basically like one puke of water and then me just sitting there curled over like throwing up phlegm and it was bad so what like i know when a funny puke if it was going to be a funny puke, I would have puked in your face, in Hank's face, for the England take.

Yeah, um, I have another fire fest.

Sorry, I'm really just unloading it now.

I mean, we've been here for four days.

It's uh, I am ready to go.

Um,

uh,

the other fire fest is uh, we were playing werewolf last night, and I hosted whatever you call it, hosted, uh, moderated, moderated, moderated, and Jerry was on one, yeah, and I was like putting on voices and making believe we were in Budapest and Istanbul.

All the different cities had hookers and they had junkies.

Right, drugs and the werewolves.

And I was doing voices, and

Nikki Smokes, who was there, big star here

at Barstool and the Beach House,

really was enjoying me doing it.

He was really funny.

And

he pulled me aside and went, you know, you're really good at voices and stuff.

You should do something in show business.

Oh, no.

So that's.

Coming from Nikki, that's high praise.

Yeah.

Oh, also, another fire festus for me.

Since being here for four days, I've had a lot of fun bunking with you guys.

But a lot of my speech patterns are turning into Zach's.

I'm turning into Zach a little bit with

how I'm talking, sir.

Have you enjoyed being in the cabin with us?

It's been fun.

It's been a lot of fun.

It really has.

I mean,

I love you guys.

I love your show.

I love you guys.

And

it's been a lot of fun.

I didn't know what to expect.

I thought there was a good chance I was going to dread doing this.

I may or may not have caused

a separation with my spouse.

Yeah, you told her that you were going to be gone for seven days, but the camp's only four days.

No, that's not true.

What are we doing with the other three days?

Honey, if you're listening to this, it was always four days.

It was always four days.

But you think she's listening?

There's a possibility someone will say, oh, my gosh,

it was only four days.

He was lying.

So,

yeah, no, it was four days, and hopefully my marriage will

survive that.

Sherry, before you sat down, we were saying that

you're big on having conversations in just your underwear.

What's that about?

We've had multiple conversations where you've just, I said at one point you were standing and I was basically eye level with your dick because I was laying down.

Yeah, I did notice you like to hold court in a room while basically nude.

Look, I haven't been nude, but we're in a,

you know, I just, I'm open to the universe.

I'm open to things.

Yeah, I'm just an underwear guy, you know,

I'm not a nude guy.

I mean, has anyone like,

no, I'm not a nude guy.

No, KG13.

Just an underwear guy.

Have you ever done that?

And I I adhered to all the rules.

I only went number two in the main one.

I didn't go in our cabin.

Oh, yeah, another Fire Fest.

Sorry, I'm doing them all.

We had a meeting.

I got to take a piss.

We had a meeting for

one of the events and everything, and we were waiting for the team managers, and we were all there, and everyone was like, waiting on Max, waiting on Max, waiting on Max.

And they said, where's Max?

I mean, I'm going to say there was about 30 people there waiting.

And Max said he's in the bathroom.

He's in the bathroom.

bathroom and then we saw max come out of the bathroom and saunter toward us and like he just came in for like a high five immediately with me and i was like oh wow this is

just not i don't need to know all of this you know it's just

i mean i guess nature calls but like

i've got a poop yeah i don't think we should shame max out pooping okay okay so max you have a fire fest to finish us off

Oh, sorry, here.

Let me let me give Max the microphone.

Jerry, you can share this microphone with me.

Jerry, we love you.

I'm going to miss you.

I'm going to have the feeling when you leave like a bachelor party and like the next day and you're like, man,

I really wish I was just with the fellas right now.

That's going to hit me hard tomorrow.

Hard.

Go ahead, Max.

I would like to retire from being a captain at camp.

That's the Firefest.

And we've talked about it enough.

We don't need to talk about it anymore.

All right, but I think he's going to be captain next year.

Can I ask why you don't want to be captain, Max?

I don't.

It's a lose-lose.

There's no winning.

There is winning.

Oh, no, you can't win.

You could win.

I actually think you're really good at it.

I'm really bad at it.

No, I got to say,

as someone who's been refing a lot of these things, you really fight for your team.

Well,

that's the problem because I either get yelled at for not fighting, and then when I start fighting, it's like, why are you fighting?

That is a lose-lose.

It sucks.

It sucks.

And then people get...

There's 16 people on a team, and there's like three events.

So you got to put people to

in certain events, and then half the people aren't playing, and then half the people are pissed off at me for not playing.

Zach, I'm sorry.

You're so good, Max.

I think it's a high-stress.

I hate it.

I hate it.

I hate it.

I hate it, and I hate it.

By the way, you know, I've been Max for Halloween.

I think last Halloween I was Max.

I had a couple of outfits.

Yeah.

I think I'm going to have to get some like temporary tattoos.

And I think this Halloween I'm going to have to come as Zach, sir.

I'm going to have to.

That's what we're going to do.

Can I be you, Jerry?

Sorry?

Can we be like Freaky Friday?

I'll be you.

You be me?

Yeah, absolutely.

That'd be awesome.

So, what we're going to do is, what we're going to do, yeah, you're just going to walk around in your underwear and go, like, stand in front of Big Cat, like, right where

your crotch area is, like, right in front of you.

It's just get right in there, sir.

And then I'm going to get a large

tattoo, like an eagle tattoo.

Max, you should have just picked.

You should have just picked one of us.

It would have been better if one of us.

No, I tried to.

I didn't think that Dana was going to.

I didn't think that Dana was going.

I don't know.

All right, I fucked up.

Whatever.

Oh, I have one more fire fest.

I'm so sorry.

One more fire fest.

We're done.

We're done.

We're done with.

We're done.

I'm not going to make fun of you, Max.

I promise.

One more fire fest.

We do like a campfire every night where we go down and everyone's drinking and everything.

And I've been staying a little late at the campfire, you know.

And

Firefest, I can't really make out everyone who's there, but like the last half hour of the campfire, I'm there, usually from like midnight to 12.30.

guys just grab me and go hey can I can I ask you something what uh

what was working on stand by me like

and that happens like the last 30 minutes of the campfire night so that's kind of a fire fest and I want to like be polite to everybody and give them a little something but uh I'm really tired of uh

just like telling uh pretty drunk pretty inebriated people uh what what what stand by me was like yeah what was it like

All right.

We'll kick it back to ourselves.

We got lottery balls.

By the way, Jerry's agreed to be in my spec script for Top Gun 3.

If it gets adopted, Jerry has a partner.

Love that.

We're packaged to it.

I love that.

I want to give away the premise, but there's planes in this one.

Russia.

Planes.

Three.

Into the mic.

Three.

You can say three into the mic.

Three.

All right.

Wrapping up camp.

Back in the studio.

Do the numbers three.

Oh, no, you're not.

Check it.

Who got it?

Number two, that'd be Big Cap.

Okay.

I'll go 99.

I said it.

He said it.

You got it.

I thought you said three.

No, he said three.

He then said 99.

I'll do 22.

Colton?

41.

41?

Come on.

Oh, switch it up already.

17.

I'm going to go 87.

21.

didn't two people just say 87 64 did somebody else say 87

who said 87 everyone say their numbers real quick three 22 99 memes 17 64 87 21

85 41

76

76 another week memes how we're taping this on a on a Sunday does it hurt knowing that another week like you don't have another chance?

Yeah, this is the most disrespectful thing we do with the lottery ball.

Oh, just

picked the right number.

Yeah,

just another week.

You haven't got it.

Why is Shane mad?

Why is Shane mad?

It's Joe Alt.

He should have picked Joe Alt.

Shane, you can't beat yourself up about that.

Love you guys.