Chase Utley, Mt Rushmore of Basic Girl Instagram Captions, Training Camp Has Started And Listener Submitted FAQ's

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Speaker 18 On today's part in my take, we have an awesome interview with Chase Utley.

Speaker 19 World Series champion, Chase Utley.

Speaker 19 Villain to some people on this show, Chase Utley, memes,

Speaker 22 hero to some, Max.

Speaker 24 Memes put on his Big J, I'm angry face.

Speaker 25 Yeah,

Speaker 7 Big J.

Speaker 7 He doesn't have his mic on, but we do have Chase Hutley. We're going to talk a little training camp starting.

Speaker 26 Hot seat, cool thrown.

Speaker 22 We have the Mount Rushmore of Basic Girl Instagram captions, which is a banger.

Speaker 24 Great idea by Hank.

Speaker 27 Great idea by Hank.

Speaker 31 Hank has been asking for that for a long time, and we finally did it, and it was a great idea by Hank.

Speaker 7 We also have FAQs to finish the show.

Speaker 34 Man, I'll tell you what. When you're hungry out there, you start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game, making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out of sorts.

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Speaker 2 Okay, let's go.

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Speaker 3 Today is Wednesday, July 23rd.

Speaker 26 And football is back, PFT.

Speaker 28 It's training camp. We're here.
Training camp.

Speaker 38 Fucked up. Training camp.

Speaker 38 Training camp.

Speaker 24 It was a great day yesterday. We saw some of the teams start to report.

Speaker 24 I think Jim Harbaugh stole the show yesterday.

Speaker 32 Oh my God.

Speaker 24 Hiding behind the curtain,

Speaker 24 just watching Justin Herbert. It wouldn't surprise me if he was masturbating watching Justin Herbert's story.
He loves Justin Herbert.

Speaker 41 He gets rock hard for football being back.

Speaker 43 If you could bottle up what Jim, I mean, this is an all-time video of Jim Harbaugh.

Speaker 24 That's definitely jacking off.

Speaker 7 If you could bottle up what Jim Harbaugh feels on the first day of training camp, you could sell that for millions, if not billions.

Speaker 24 Well, we know what he feels like in the first day of training camp. He says the first day of training camp is like being born.

Speaker 24 And so that is, I think he is simulating his own birth. Yeah.

Speaker 2 That's exactly what's happening.

Speaker 24 It looks like he's coming out, breaching the womb for the first time.

Speaker 46 I love it.

Speaker 47 I love it.

Speaker 18 But yeah, it feels good to see guys in pads, not in pads yet, but out on a field.

Speaker 24 Yeah, it's cool to see guys wearing colors. Yeah.

Speaker 39 And we also have some holdouts.

Speaker 32 Trey Hendrickson.

Speaker 16 Yep.

Speaker 4 Power move by Trey Hendrickson.

Speaker 3 He said that he's not only not playing on his current contract, but he's leaving the state.

Speaker 3 He left the state of Ohio.

Speaker 24 I love that. He tagged himself, I think on Instagram, he tagged himself as being in Florida.
Yeah. Marked safe from the ownership of the Cincinnati Bengals.

Speaker 48 That's such a power move, though, to just be like, I'm not only not going to be showing up, but I'm leaving the state.

Speaker 24 Well, Florida is the Ohio of the South.

Speaker 35 That's true.

Speaker 24 He also said that he's like going on the warpath against the Bengals right now because he said, I think he talked to Manty Teo and he said that it was an atrocious offer that they gave him.

Speaker 24 So it looks like gloves are off.

Speaker 49 Gloves have been off.

Speaker 24 And that's the only holdout I can think of.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 30 What's going on with your guy?

Speaker 24 Debo, looking good.

Speaker 27 You look good in the Debo jersey.

Speaker 24 The Debo jersey was a big swing and a miss.

Speaker 24 I thought it would be funny to get a small Debo jersey, and then I would look like fat Debo wearing the small. It turns out I can just wear a small jersey, which was a tough.

Speaker 4 Oh, no.

Speaker 54 That's a small. This is a small.

Speaker 40 Stand up real quick.

Speaker 24 Jerseys, they run they run big.

Speaker 42 Everybody knows that.

Speaker 28 Oh no.

Speaker 55 It actually fits perfectly.

Speaker 23 Fits perfectly.

Speaker 24 It fits so good.

Speaker 7 A child-sized jersey?

Speaker 24 I thought it'd be funny like hugging me.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 24 No, no, no, no, no, no. Not child-sized, woman-sized jersey.

Speaker 21 Woman-sized jersey.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 56 You could fit probably into a child's large.

Speaker 16 We're going to have to get you a child.

Speaker 34 We're going to have to keep going smaller.

Speaker 37 Okay,

Speaker 24 give me a child Debo Samuel jersey.

Speaker 24 It's so funny that they make a jersey that says, like it's for kids, that says Samuel Sr.

Speaker 58 on the back.

Speaker 59 Yeah.

Speaker 60 Does that one officially say senior?

Speaker 24 It does say senior.

Speaker 16 He had sex.

Speaker 11 What's going on with Terry?

Speaker 24 Terry's fine.

Speaker 24 Everything's probably cool.

Speaker 24 Both sides want to work something out. So there's no update.
I've just heard updates from Terry when he was doing the Eastern Motors car commercial where he said he wanted to work something out. Yep.

Speaker 24 Then I heard Adam Peters doing his press conference at the media today, and he said he wanted to work something out. So it sounds like both sides want to work something out.
So he's as good as there.

Speaker 47 Yeah.

Speaker 61 So it seems like it's done.

Speaker 24 Everything's fine. Everything's fine.
It's all good.

Speaker 24 I drove the El Camino into work today, and then I had to leave, take Blake to the vet, and then I drove back in the afternoon, and I brought the other car in just in case.

Speaker 24 Something happened with Terry, and then I'd have to force Max to pry the El Camino out from my garage.

Speaker 33 And then we'd have to give it to a fan.

Speaker 24 And then we'd, well, no, that's what you said.

Speaker 53 Yeah, as you.

Speaker 7 We also had Jerry Jones spouting off.

Speaker 7 This is, I think Jerry Jones is just at the point where he's, and this probably happened a long time ago, but he's officially, like, officially there where he's just old guy stream of consciousness.

Speaker 23 Because his comments,

Speaker 23 what were the exact, what was the exact quote?

Speaker 65 Do you have it in front of you?

Speaker 24 Well, there was one that he said, they asked him if he was going to give up the general manager position or if he's ever thought about it. And he said that he has for about a fraction of a second.

Speaker 24 And hell no, he's not going to give it up and then he said i've danced with the devil the financial devil and lived to tale the tale tell the tale i don't know what that means i don't know the financial devil yeah and then he also took a shot at micah parsons uh

Speaker 7 because they said that he's uh

Speaker 29 saying if they sign him it doesn't mean they'll have him because he was hurt for six games last year he was only hurt for four Still a crazy thing to say.

Speaker 24 Yeah, he did the thing where it's like, what if he gets hit by a bus? Yeah. These guys could die tomorrow and we still owe them the money.

Speaker 3 Yeah. And then J.J.

Speaker 7 Wat came over to the top and said, anytime you can publicly take a dig at your star quarterback and your star pass rusher simultaneously right before the season begins, you just got to take it.

Speaker 7 Nothing makes guys want to fight for you more than hearing how upset you are they got hurt while fighting for you.

Speaker 3 And then Micah Parsons retweeted it.

Speaker 26 Good times for the Cowboys.

Speaker 24 It gets started early in Dallas. He still hasn't gotten, he hasn't done any like passive aggressive statements about Schottenheimer yet.
Yeah. Which they're in the honeymoon period right now.

Speaker 24 But basically, you know, taking your two, you get arguably most valuable assets and then publicly.

Speaker 24 Can you imagine working for a boss that draws a lot of attention to you, but then will also trash you on his own medium platforms? That's tough. I could not imagine that.

Speaker 29 No, he, yeah, the Dak Prescott one was he said they paid, they made Dak Prescott the richest player in football and he missed two-thirds of the year.

Speaker 19 Nice, Jerry.

Speaker 23 He's just, he's, he's old Grandpa Jerry, where it's like, ah, do we really want him to say that?

Speaker 4 Do we really want to put him in front of a microphone?

Speaker 23 Maybe he needs a dump button.

Speaker 24 I don't know.

Speaker 68 He might.

Speaker 24 He's probably got a colostomy bag, but Jerry is in mid-season form.

Speaker 69 You guys, as NFCs guys got to love this, that the Cowboys are just...

Speaker 7 I mean, this is.

Speaker 24 I like it, though. Like, I enjoy Jerry Jones as a figure in NFL.

Speaker 21 Oh, I agree, but I'm just saying, like, the Cowboys are, like, this is not the way you want to start camp to have Micah Parsons seemingly upset and a shot at Dak Prescott from your owner and general manager.

Speaker 34 I was also searching during that. Did you mention Michael Parson?

Speaker 38 No, he said Michael.

Speaker 10 He also played the clip.

Speaker 67 I want to hear that.

Speaker 23 That's great. Yeah, he's an old guy.

Speaker 70 Of all the players that I've ever negotiated with,

Speaker 70 Michael Parson is as savvy and knowledgeable and understanding of his financial business.

Speaker 34 Michael Parson

Speaker 34 is what he referred to.

Speaker 18 And I'm not going to defend Jerry Jones.

Speaker 2 He's 82 years old.

Speaker 24 82 is, you know, you get to 82 and it's, you know, you're sitting at the Thanksgiving table and you're like, don't listen to what he's saying right the way he talks he's giving the fucking speech to start trading camp as the owner and general manager the way that he talks about his players is like how a businessman would talk about one of his vendors yeah that he's just gotten a big contract with and you want to make sure that they know that the pressure is still on them to deliver what you said that they would deliver not football players that are going out there and trying to hurt each other oh man listen jerry i'll pay a young boy's money who's to say he's not going to die who's who's to say he's not going to fall into the gorilla exhibit at the cincinnati say he he would that jerry jones if he had it like could you imagine if if we had the uh cba as as pro jerry jones where if you get injured you don't get paid yeah it's it's even less guaranteed contracts

Speaker 45 he wants jerry wants it to be if you miss a practice you don't get paid if you miss a game if you miss a quarter oh you got oh you had to leave the game with a concussion Well, that's half your paycheck.

Speaker 24 Go by play.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Good plays and bad plays.

Speaker 6 He just, he,

Speaker 10 what do they they did

Speaker 7 wasn't there someone who did I guess this is just the stock market I'm thinking about like just dynamic pricing where it's like oh he got a sack. Oh, he's going to get you know $10,000.

Speaker 23 Oh, he missed the tackle.

Speaker 5 All right.

Speaker 7 We're taking $10,000 away.

Speaker 24 Polymarket, but for sport. Yeah.
That's what he's going to be investing in. He might be on the cusp of something.

Speaker 24 I do think that it's impossible to draw conclusions as to how the Cowboys are going to play this year just based on Jerry Jones and where he's at because he does this every year.

Speaker 66 He does this every week.

Speaker 24 So he wants the spotlight on him. The Cowboys might be good this year.
They've got good players. Yeah.
But it does seem like it's

Speaker 24 Schottenheimer's going to get a very quick crash course in having Jerry Jones outshine anything and everything that you do all the time.

Speaker 7 Big time. Big time.

Speaker 21 You also, I know we brought back Herder Injured last on Monday

Speaker 64 for the snack wrap.

Speaker 30 This is, we're just going to, I'm just going to bring this back

Speaker 64 right now.

Speaker 67 The uh,

Speaker 7 you think, because Saquon Barkley is saying that if he could go back in time, he would like to get paid all in Bitcoin that has gone up 7x since he started in the NFL.

Speaker 16 Oh, you think?

Speaker 24 No, duh.

Speaker 3 He basically was like, yeah, I would have rather gotten paid seven times the amount.

Speaker 24 I wonder if the Giants had offered him the contract that they were offering him, but in Bitcoin, if he would have taken that.

Speaker 26 Do you guys have any Bitcoin?

Speaker 54 I bought...

Speaker 24 I'm heavily leveraging Doge.

Speaker 4 I think I bought a half of Bitcoin in like 2016.

Speaker 21 I don't know how to get it.

Speaker 24 I got the Doge.

Speaker 56 It's in a a wallet somewhere. I buy a little bit every month.
I have like an automatic. Do you?

Speaker 80 Yeah. Good for you.

Speaker 16 That's the way you're supposed to do it. That's super impressive.

Speaker 56 Shout out to my brother.

Speaker 23 That's actually really impressive.

Speaker 24 Hank's the richest guy.

Speaker 24 How did you do that?

Speaker 56 My brother told me to do that.

Speaker 67 Teach me how you did that.

Speaker 37 Well, that's so smart.

Speaker 16 I don't know how to do it.

Speaker 76 Yeah.

Speaker 81 Yeah, that's pretty good.

Speaker 29 That's a really smart thing you did.

Speaker 25 Damn, are you?

Speaker 18 I might be the smartest thing you've ever done.

Speaker 56 My brother's a smart guy. Yeah.

Speaker 83 This was like four years ago at Christmas.

Speaker 23 He was just like sick little bit of bookcoin every single month

Speaker 24 i do the thing where if it goes up i'm like can't buy it now and then if it drops i'm like oh i gotta buy all of it right now which you're not supposed to do oh i do if it goes up i'm like i missed it if it goes down this is the end of bitcoin yeah that's what i think yeah so my bottom line is i just never buy it i did have a guy in 2012 tell me you should buy this bitcoin stuff and it was like 80 bucks and i bought some energy stock that went to zero there's some stories about that there was like like a guy 2016 in our office.

Speaker 82 Like, yeah.

Speaker 56 I remember Lewis and I used to make fun of Lewis and Caleb so much because Caleb didn't have a lot of money and put all of it in Bitcoin. And then would be like, I have no money.

Speaker 56 And I would always give him shit. And then, you know, six years later, he's like, yeah, that worked out.

Speaker 24 I feel like Doge is going to take Bitcoin over at some point.

Speaker 71 I saw.

Speaker 34 Quigs has the best story here.

Speaker 10 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 87 He got paid, right?

Speaker 78 No, no. He used to stay as a hard driver.

Speaker 34 He used to

Speaker 34 use Bitcoin to pay for fake IDs back in high school. And he had

Speaker 34 an extra like $100 that was just left over in the account. And it's worth millions now.
But

Speaker 34 he just can't get back on it.

Speaker 7 Oh, he's got to get someone to help him.

Speaker 34 It was in like high school. It was like, because that was like the easiest way.
It was like the only untraceable way to

Speaker 34 use the dark web. And he just, it's just out there.

Speaker 24 I would think about that all day.

Speaker 24 Every single day. Like, I would just sit in a room thinking to myself, One of these moments, I'm just going to remember the password.

Speaker 29 Dude, there was a guy who recently, I I think it was like a few days ago, sold all his Bitcoin that he bought.

Speaker 21 He bought $54,000 of Bitcoin in 2011.

Speaker 23 What do you think it sold for?

Speaker 56 $1.2 bill.

Speaker 1 $9.6 billion.

Speaker 24 Jesus. Why'd he just sell now?

Speaker 20 I don't know.

Speaker 48 He better be buying a team.

Speaker 59 Yeah.

Speaker 24 Like, can you imagine not selling once you hit a billion?

Speaker 10 It's crazy.

Speaker 10 And also, why would you sell all of it?

Speaker 24 I'd probably sell when it was like $100,000.

Speaker 2 Why wouldn't you sell like half of it and keep half of it?

Speaker 45 Yeah.

Speaker 59 He probably did.

Speaker 33 He probably has more, but that's.

Speaker 83 We missed the boat.

Speaker 12 We missed the boat, boys.

Speaker 6 We screwed the pooch on the Bitcoin thing.

Speaker 34 Not Hank.

Speaker 34 Hank's fucking swimming in it.

Speaker 69 Yeah, but imagine if you could just go back in 2010, you and just be like, hey,

Speaker 22 do you have like $1,000 laying around?

Speaker 21 Because in 15 years, it's going to be 100 million.

Speaker 91 Yeah.

Speaker 16 I didn't.

Speaker 92 Yeah, I was afraid.

Speaker 76 I was a little boy.

Speaker 24 I don't know. You're a crypto guy like that, Hank.
Crypto King.

Speaker 56 Again. You are.
Shout Shout out to my brother.

Speaker 24 You should make your profile picture like the board ape version of Hank.

Speaker 34 Hank, crypto expert of the show now.

Speaker 6 Yep. He is.
Stack.

Speaker 16 UFC.

Speaker 54 And golf.

Speaker 6 UFC crypto.

Speaker 24 I don't think the crypto bros will get upset if you screw things up. What's the other one?

Speaker 34 I don't know. I feel like recently there was another one that was.

Speaker 4 Can we add another one to you?

Speaker 78 I don't know. They're our expert.

Speaker 88 Football.

Speaker 51 Football expert.

Speaker 30 Actually, the expert on when we can say football's back.

Speaker 47 All right. What else? Oh, Chris Paul is back for the Clippers.

Speaker 21 Maybe retirement tour?

Speaker 24 They've got a great lineup. They do.
Great lineup.

Speaker 37 They do.

Speaker 23 James Harden, Bradley Beal, Chris Paul, Bugdanovich, Chris Dunn.

Speaker 29 That's their guards.

Speaker 21 Kawhi Leonard, John Collins, Derek Jones, Nick Batum, and then Zubach and Brooke Lopez as their centers.

Speaker 24 If this is a year. If this was 2019, big three teams.

Speaker 75 Yeah, this is the year.

Speaker 24 If this was 2019, I got Clippers setting records in the world.

Speaker 23 Holy shit, the Clippers are going to be awesome.

Speaker 24 Some other big NBA news.

Speaker 90 Well, one last thing about Chris Paul real quick.

Speaker 63 This is interesting because if this is going to be his retirement year, we might have a retirement off.

Speaker 32 I don't think LeBron wants to retire the same time as Chris Paul.

Speaker 24 You think they want to split that up?

Speaker 32 I think it might be a retirement off, which I love a retirement off.

Speaker 7 That's good.

Speaker 39 It's going to be like who's going to retire first?

Speaker 21 Would the other person stay an extra year just because they didn't want to retire the same year as that guy?

Speaker 24 You got to think about the Hall of Fame one day. Yep.

Speaker 25 Yep, you do.

Speaker 24 Who's going to get first billing? Obviously, LeBron.

Speaker 21 Do you think Russell would give Chris Paul a speech at the Hall of Fame?

Speaker 28 That'd be sick.

Speaker 24 Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 90 What was your other NBA thing?

Speaker 24 It's a rumor right now, but I think that we should talk about it about the possibility. Hot rumor on the streets right now.
Ben Simmons has been linked to the Boston Celtics.

Speaker 45 Whoa.

Speaker 16 What do you think about that, Hank?

Speaker 44 Who linked this?

Speaker 24 I think that was the Dunk Central.

Speaker 75 Okay.

Speaker 26 Not Central.

Speaker 24 I don't think I got Central on it.

Speaker 40 Central.

Speaker 34 Stool Greeney was talking about it.

Speaker 24 Stool Greeny Purr, Stool Greeney.

Speaker 23 Hank, your thoughts?

Speaker 56 I trust Brad Stevens. I don't think this is going to happen.

Speaker 56 I think there's a better chance

Speaker 56 Terry McLaurin plays for the Patriots than Ben Simmons plays for the Celtics.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 24 Well, right now, the Boston Celtics have engaged in conversations with the 76ers, revolving around Simmons and expressed interest in the 6'11 guard. Sources tell the actors.

Speaker 76 With who?

Speaker 24 With the 76ers.

Speaker 24 Oh, this is back in the day.

Speaker 54 Wait, quick, quick, buy Bitcoin. Okay, the Celtics.
Hey, you're time traveling.

Speaker 24 I read the wrong tweet. The Celtics are reportedly interested in signing Ben Simmons per the Stein Line.

Speaker 57 God. So it is a real report.

Speaker 56 Hank. Boston, Phoenix, New York, and Sacramento.
That is what the Stein Line said.

Speaker 78 That's four teams, not the Celtics.

Speaker 32 Hank, let me ask you a question.

Speaker 47 If

Speaker 39 Ben Simmons signed with the Celtics, how quickly will you sell yourself on Ben Simmons?

Speaker 98 Because I do think Ben Simmons is still.

Speaker 56 Oh, I would love love if Ben Simmons had a renaissance

Speaker 80 somewhere in there.

Speaker 6 He's got to be that guy.

Speaker 34 1,000% would be an all-star with himself.

Speaker 88 That would be so good.

Speaker 24 I would be rooting for him.

Speaker 56 It's also like next year's kind of just house money.

Speaker 88 Like,

Speaker 82 who cares?

Speaker 56 We're not going to be that good. So, why not have some fun?

Speaker 28 Ben Simmons is not fun.

Speaker 56 He could be.

Speaker 12 He could be fun.

Speaker 56 If he was good, I would have so much fun. Oh, Mike.

Speaker 28 He'd be the world's

Speaker 59 Ben Simmons fan.

Speaker 39 We have to root for this.

Speaker 34 Terry to the Patriots.

Speaker 24 Not happening.

Speaker 87 Terry to the Judson.

Speaker 76 I just wanted to talk about something else.

Speaker 24 Not happening.

Speaker 45 You want to talk about something else?

Speaker 42 Hey,

Speaker 40 was that?

Speaker 7 That was crazy, the catcher interference.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 56 Yeah.

Speaker 29 Was that on your hot seat Quilteron?

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 45 Okay. All right.

Speaker 42 We'll save it. We'll save it.

Speaker 56 I mean, there's not much hot seat. It's just a stupid rule.

Speaker 42 All right. Well, we'll save it.
Save it.

Speaker 29 I would like to hear you say that again.

Speaker 86 Okay.

Speaker 23 I don't think there's much else.

Speaker 7 I mean, we have like the media days happening for the big conferences.

Speaker 24 Belichick on Thursday.

Speaker 87 Belichick's going on Thursday.

Speaker 59 Yep.

Speaker 28 Jordan on Wednesday?

Speaker 24 Probably earlier Thursday. Okay.

Speaker 72 Ozzy Osborne died. That was sad.

Speaker 24 That is very sad. Yeah.
R.I.P. Sweet Prince.
Yeah.

Speaker 24 Invented a genre of music. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 11 Also, reality show star.

Speaker 46 Yeah.

Speaker 21 I mean, that was an all-time reality show back in the day.

Speaker 24 Yep.

Speaker 45 Okay. Well, hey, look, this is why we do Mount Rushmore season.

Speaker 28 Let's do Hot Seat Cool Throne.

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Speaker 58 All right.

Speaker 48 Henry.

Speaker 56 My first hot seat was Memphis football.

Speaker 82 Okay.

Speaker 16 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 56 They tried.

Speaker 12 What was that? What was that?

Speaker 34 Max is bringing one minute ago. What is this?

Speaker 56 What's

Speaker 16 breaking moves?

Speaker 102 Breaking moves. Do the typewriter.

Speaker 96 Do Do it.

Speaker 16 Do it.

Speaker 16 Breaking moves. Oh, I'm so excited.

Speaker 65 Washington wide receivers.

Speaker 78 McLaurin is seeking a new contract.

Speaker 4 No.

Speaker 69 Hot report to training camp today. Per source.

Speaker 30 McLaurin was not present for the commander's conditioning test today that marked an unofficial start to training camp. All other players are present and accounted for.

Speaker 32 Just not McLaurin.

Speaker 24 Slow news down.

Speaker 1 I mean, that's pretty good.

Speaker 56 Like,

Speaker 56 one for the team is not bad.

Speaker 24 We're talking about guys that aren't here. I want to focus on the guys that are here, right?

Speaker 31 TFT, I'm going to continue to have your back.

Speaker 6 He's going to sign.

Speaker 71 He's going to sign. He's both going to sign.

Speaker 18 This happens every training camp.

Speaker 24 They both want to make it happen. It's going to happen.
Terry's,

Speaker 24 again, a three-jersey guy, but it's Redskins football team commanders.

Speaker 98 Can I give you a spin zone as well? Yep. I didn't see anywhere in that report that he left the state.

Speaker 67 He did not.

Speaker 24 He is

Speaker 24 probably in Virginia right now. Yeah.

Speaker 23 So in state.

Speaker 98 Still in state.

Speaker 24 Has not,

Speaker 24 that we know of, left the state.

Speaker 67 I do love this.

Speaker 33 I hope it's like a new fad that if you hold out, you have to leave the state.

Speaker 24 Just

Speaker 24 get out of Dodge for a while.

Speaker 53 Just to prove.

Speaker 51 Just go across.

Speaker 39 Trey Hendrickson should have just gone to Kentucky.

Speaker 12 Yeah.

Speaker 12 Just go across the bridge.

Speaker 24 Let me ask you guys this.

Speaker 24 What do you think Terry is worth right now?

Speaker 24 Because the market has kind of been set by the top 10 years.

Speaker 39 $40 million.

Speaker 24 $40 million a year? Yeah.

Speaker 16 Okay.

Speaker 24 It's probably not doable. I think he's pretty good.
He's really good. Yeah.
I think he'll settle for like $28. That's my official prediction.

Speaker 40 28.

Speaker 24 Three years, 28%.

Speaker 37 How much guaranteed?

Speaker 24 We're going to do 53 million guaranteed. Okay.
That gets it done. I like that.
Get Terry in the door.

Speaker 16 Oh.

Speaker 90 So you're looking up Garrett Wilson's contract for comparables?

Speaker 24 Although Garrett Wilson is

Speaker 24 younger.

Speaker 24 Terry's 30.

Speaker 29 $130 million extension. Four years.

Speaker 7 Would you say three years, 58?

Speaker 24 I had it.

Speaker 46 No. Yep.

Speaker 16 Yeah. No,

Speaker 24 that was a guaranteed money. Guaranteed

Speaker 24 53. I had him at $28 million a year.
Okay.

Speaker 3 So the deal includes $90 million guarantee for Garrett Wilson.

Speaker 10 So that's not too far off.

Speaker 42 He's going to sign. You'll be fine.

Speaker 66 It's going to be good.

Speaker 24 It's going to be fine. Everything's going to be wonderful.

Speaker 56 All right. You're hot seat? Baby Fat Debo.

Speaker 56 My hot seat is the Big 12. Or Memphis.

Speaker 78 Okay.

Speaker 56 They tried to join the Big 12, offered $250 million to join the Big 12,

Speaker 56 and got declined.

Speaker 9 That's tough look.

Speaker 56 That's a horrific. You got to just cancel the football program.

Speaker 24 I feel like anywhere, any organization should be able to join the Big 12 for $250 million cash.

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 24 Easily. Doesn't matter who you are.
Yeah. PETA should be able to join the Big 12

Speaker 24 for $250 million.

Speaker 39 Absolutely.

Speaker 48 We should be able to join the Big 12 for $250 million.

Speaker 24 You know what?

Speaker 4 A non-competitive.

Speaker 74 Athletic University.

Speaker 24 I'll offer $251 million to the Big 12 if they'll accept part of my take.

Speaker 28 Dude, imagine if this Bitcoin guy just bought the whole Big 12.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 22 Just made him play at his house.

Speaker 24 Yeah, it was a tough look for Memphis to get rejected, but they're back in. They're in the American.
It's the American. Yeah, it's just the American conference.
Which I like.

Speaker 24 They dropped Athletic from the conference name.

Speaker 81 Correct.

Speaker 82 So they're just the AC? The AC.

Speaker 78 They're the American.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 56 But what's the AC?

Speaker 23 The American.

Speaker 39 AC. You can add conference if you'd like to.

Speaker 7 I'm just, I refer to it as the American.

Speaker 56 But like, if you were going to abbreviate the conference.

Speaker 32 USA?

Speaker 56 Conference USA.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 75 It might get a little confusing.

Speaker 52 We are the American.

Speaker 3 They dropped the athletic.

Speaker 24 Not even North American.

Speaker 12 But don't, I feel like all conferences have to be, I guess not.

Speaker 74 What?

Speaker 24 Three letters, but no.

Speaker 35 No,

Speaker 40 definitely not.

Speaker 34 Southern.

Speaker 30 Southern Conference? Yep.

Speaker 53 Yeah. SC, AC.

Speaker 56 All right. My other hot seed, the Red Sox.
I want to be mad more about the ruling, but it was a pretty egregious play by the catcher. The Red Sox lost on walk-off.
Catcher's interference.

Speaker 56 Second time it's ever happened in MLB history. First time since 1971.

Speaker 56 The problem is the catcher just stuck it.

Speaker 56 The batter was not swinging. It was a check swing.
He was also a mile behind the ball. Like, even if he swung, he was going to miss badly.
But the catcher

Speaker 56 threw his hand so far out

Speaker 56 it was technically letter of the law catch interference red sox had a 10-game winning streak going to the all-star break one and three since

Speaker 56 i was i'm i'm still you know running next to

Speaker 56 next to the the the bandwagon train but

Speaker 56 i haven't had a good chance to go up on faster than you or are you it's starting to go faster it's starting to lose me is the train coming towards you or going away from you it's we're running in the same direction.

Speaker 11 He's trying to catch the train.

Speaker 24 He's trying to catch up. So the train got started.
You're sprinting after the train. Yeah.

Speaker 20 Not even sprinting.

Speaker 56 I'm kind of just deciding, like, you know, I'm so fast, obviously, that I'm like, do I want to jump on this train or no? Like, is it going in a direction I want to be on?

Speaker 44 So how close?

Speaker 12 Or is it a waste of my time?

Speaker 24 Yeah. How close attention are you paying? Like, last night?

Speaker 56 I was watching. I mean, it was Phillies.
I was ready. I was ready.

Speaker 16 I was ready.

Speaker 24 And now, is that just because it was against Max's Phillies?

Speaker 56 Well, I mean, I went to two games last week.

Speaker 56 I'm tuned in. I've been tuned in since I lost our break.

Speaker 3 This is the best.

Speaker 43 I mean, this is the time when, like, we're going to get a trade deadline next Thursday.

Speaker 69 Is when we start having some big-time series.

Speaker 7 I mean, the Cubs just got caught by the Brewers just will not lose.

Speaker 16 They do not lose.

Speaker 98 It's insane.

Speaker 26 They do not lose games.

Speaker 21 So it's going to be like the Cubs play the Brewers like eight times coming up.

Speaker 23 Phillies, do the Phillies play the Mets soon?

Speaker 76 They got caught. I'm sure.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 I mean, I need you more jacked up about the Phillies.

Speaker 34 I don't have a lot of confidence in the Phills right now.

Speaker 24 Yeah. Is that because of the trade deadline stuff?

Speaker 34 All of the Mets. We play the Mets two more times, both in August and September.

Speaker 76 Yeah.

Speaker 22 Those are fun series, though.

Speaker 38 You're half a game up right now.

Speaker 24 Yeah, Max, you got to lock in.

Speaker 7 You got to lock the fuck in.

Speaker 34 I just don't have a lot of confidence in this team right now.

Speaker 24 Max Delente needs to step up.

Speaker 14 Get the fuck up, dude.

Speaker 24 Hank's stepping up.

Speaker 22 It's baseball season.

Speaker 92 I mean,

Speaker 34 I'm tuned in. I'm tuned in.
I watch every game.

Speaker 76 It's just, it's,

Speaker 34 I don't know.

Speaker 34 They're frustrating squad.

Speaker 56 You won last night.

Speaker 16 I know.

Speaker 16 And also,

Speaker 34 it was bases loaded. No-how.
They were like, chances are.

Speaker 65 Yeah, but it was more fun that the ump had to come back and award the win.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 64 That's a fun ump call.

Speaker 34 No, it's a great ump call.

Speaker 81 Great ump call.

Speaker 75 Your cool turn?

Speaker 56 My cool tone is crack talk.

Speaker 78 Yeah.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 56 Max, we put out the Barcelona bass fishing tournament. Max's crack made an appearance once again.

Speaker 40 Always.

Speaker 31 How'd you do in that tournament, Max?

Speaker 34 I caught a fish.

Speaker 56 Our team caught the biggest fish. Yeah.

Speaker 92 That's

Speaker 92 great points. Did you draw a point?

Speaker 72 Did you also catch the smallest fish?

Speaker 53 I don't know. That wasn't tracked, I don't think.

Speaker 78 Yeah, I don't think it was.

Speaker 76 No, they didn't.

Speaker 87 They weighed every fish.

Speaker 64 Yeah, how much did your one fish

Speaker 45 weigh, Max?

Speaker 38 And we were out there for four hours.

Speaker 5 PFT, how many fish did we catch?

Speaker 24 We caught a ton of fish. Like 20 fish.
I caught a fish.

Speaker 39 You caught one fish?

Speaker 28 Yeah.

Speaker 7 And it was alive?

Speaker 16 Yeah. Yep.

Speaker 71 That was a little bit of a pause.

Speaker 24 Was it a minnow?

Speaker 34 It was a fish.

Speaker 56 Big mouth bass. Yeah, big mouth bass.

Speaker 16 Not a small mouth. Not a pound?

Speaker 34 Not a smallmouth bass. It was a baby bass?

Speaker 96 It was more than a pound.

Speaker 82 Size doesn't mess the battle.

Speaker 106 Four hours, one fish?

Speaker 76 I could do a ton of fish.

Speaker 76 He was doing a net.

Speaker 34 We were a team. This was a team game.

Speaker 52 You guys don't understand team game. Well, no, we do because we won.

Speaker 24 We won the whole damn game. Yeah, we got you guys.

Speaker 34 No, but it was selfish. We caught selfish.

Speaker 7 How were we selfish?

Speaker 7 Did you notice I just said, PFT, how many fish did we catch?

Speaker 24 We caught a ton.

Speaker 11 You guys are talking about your scene.

Speaker 7 Hank is talking about his big fish.

Speaker 56 I said our team caught the big fish.

Speaker 14 Our team caught the biggest fish.

Speaker 3 And you keep saying, I caught a fish.

Speaker 34 Well, because you're saying that I didn't catch a fish.

Speaker 48 Well, I mean, it wasn't really a fish.

Speaker 85 It's, well, I guess.

Speaker 55 Who's to say?

Speaker 65 I guess this is more of a political debate.

Speaker 47 When does a fish become a fish?

Speaker 62 Yeah.

Speaker 16 Right?

Speaker 16 It was a big fish.

Speaker 56 We did well. Yeah.
Crack was out. We were cracking.

Speaker 88 We were cracking up.

Speaker 71 Okay. You guys had a great time.
Yeah, we had a great time.

Speaker 107 Great time.

Speaker 56 All-time vibes on the boat with you and your boys fishing.

Speaker 16 Can't beat it.

Speaker 34 Great vibes. I do.
Don't watch that video.

Speaker 1 It's very fun.

Speaker 24 I think I like fishing now. Yeah.
It's such a relaxing, fun thing to do.

Speaker 55 Let's go get a tune.

Speaker 11 It also is, we should

Speaker 20 put a disclaimer: we caught like 20 fish in four hours.

Speaker 22 It's very fun when you catch fish.

Speaker 24 It is, yeah.

Speaker 11 Going fishing and not catching fish is not fun.

Speaker 34 We should do it. That should be a video that we do someday.

Speaker 38 Okay.

Speaker 47 Oh, like the one we just fishing with no

Speaker 56 guides. Yeah.

Speaker 18 All right. So let's do it.

Speaker 10 Maybe we'll do it in time.

Speaker 109 You know, we'll do it at Camp Barstool.

Speaker 18 A PM TV of us at Camp Barstool fishing?

Speaker 56 There's no way there's fish in that.

Speaker 85 We went.

Speaker 55 Remember last year?

Speaker 56 Oh, they have those. Yeah.

Speaker 7 We not only went, we went, and it was the most ridiculous thing ever because we went out on a boat for like an hour.

Speaker 22 None of us caught fish except.

Speaker 7 The photographer that we were paying for caught a fish, and then he made me take a picture of him with his fish.

Speaker 34 With his camera?

Speaker 16 Yes.

Speaker 75 What the fuck, man? That rocks. That's crazy.

Speaker 24 I believe Max can be good at fishing, but I think that the best way to settle it, maybe have Max go up against professional fishermen and see if Max can catch like a third as many fish or half as many fish as these professional fishermen can.

Speaker 24 And he has to keep fishing until he's able to catch, let's just call it six fish.

Speaker 24 Six fish against a really good team of fishermen. And we can make a video out of it.

Speaker 66 I like that. What do you think, Max?

Speaker 34 I'm confused, but I'm in.

Speaker 92 Okay.

Speaker 16 Love it.

Speaker 96 Love it. We'll get right on it.

Speaker 56 You're Italian?

Speaker 24 Memes just got it.

Speaker 92 I am Italian.

Speaker 16 Oh!

Speaker 16 Oh!

Speaker 16 Oh, the.

Speaker 34 Wait a minute. Yeah, I still don't think I get it.

Speaker 48 Yeah, no.

Speaker 34 The shark guy?

Speaker 12 Yep. Yeah.

Speaker 88 Oh, got it.

Speaker 34 Shark, shark guy. Shark guy.

Speaker 56 But also, Hunter Biden was on Channel 5. He did a Channel 5 interview, and he broke, he had a long explanation breaking down the difference between crack and cocaine.

Speaker 56 I saw a very funny tweet that was like, this is what Gruden looks like when he's breaking down quarterback.

Speaker 24 Yeah. You can tell he's passionate.

Speaker 31 LeBron doing the Mind the Game podcast.

Speaker 72 Yeah.

Speaker 88 LeBron talking about wine.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 27 It was quite.

Speaker 16 I didn't know half the thing.

Speaker 81 I was like, holy shit.

Speaker 56 Yeah, when someone's passionate about something and they're breaking it down, it's interesting no matter what it is. It was informative.

Speaker 24 Hunter would be a blast to hang out with for one night. Maybe like six hours.
Six hours of Hunter Biden. You don't need anything else.

Speaker 8 Damn.

Speaker 24 You think he listens?

Speaker 40 Yeah.

Speaker 10 To this show? What up, Hunter?

Speaker 35 We'd have Hunter on.

Speaker 56 Probably like a four to five time AWL.

Speaker 28 Yeah. Yeah, somewhere around there.

Speaker 3 Maybe missed the year in the middle.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 11 Shit was going on.

Speaker 48 Got a little busy.

Speaker 24 Yeah, the laptop was, there were some viruses on there.

Speaker 49 What do you think?

Speaker 1 What speed do you think he listens to this episode at?

Speaker 24 3.5.

Speaker 44 3.5. Listen, we'll have Hunter.

Speaker 59 We'll have any, we'll have Netanyahu on.

Speaker 81 We'll send, bro.

Speaker 45 Listen, we'll do Netanyahu.

Speaker 24 We don't care, okay? We'll do Netanyahu, Hunter Biden, Putin, Coney, LeBron, anybody.

Speaker 48 Anyone.

Speaker 27 What memes? What are you making?

Speaker 28 Max still doesn't get it.

Speaker 76 I've been explaining.

Speaker 81 Shark guy.

Speaker 24 Yeah, the shark thing, Max.

Speaker 34 He's still trying to explain what he's doing.

Speaker 56 What are you confused about?

Speaker 34 I don't understand it.

Speaker 24 You're doing a video against people that are really good at a sport, and you have to compete against them at that sport, even though you're not very good at it.

Speaker 34 Pros versus Joes?

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 76 It's all right.

Speaker 56 He will.

Speaker 56 I have faith.

Speaker 16 Yeah. He'll get there.

Speaker 24 You can be on a dinghy, a dinghy boat, and you can go dinghies only.

Speaker 16 Oh!

Speaker 16 Six?

Speaker 34 Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. I get it, I get it, I get it.

Speaker 92 I haven't done the dingers only channel.

Speaker 26 Oh, man, the shark guy.

Speaker 34 The shark guy.

Speaker 24 I thought you were trying to say what that was.

Speaker 12 I don't either.

Speaker 1 And then there was also the thing where he, there was a moment where he was shark guy, then he was like seven fishes Italian.

Speaker 28 Yeah.

Speaker 16 And then I thought you were talking about the football coach that laid naked with the sharks.

Speaker 28 Oh, Jim McAleane?

Speaker 40 Not him. Not him.

Speaker 76 Not him. Not him.
Firm, not him.

Speaker 28 Don't even say it's him.

Speaker 16 All right.

Speaker 85 Good Good hot seat, cool thrown. Thanks.

Speaker 113 PFT. Great job, Hank.

Speaker 24 My hot seat is

Speaker 24 RFK Stadium.

Speaker 24 RFK Stadium in D.C., kind of on the hot seat right now because we have not one but two surprise leading candidates for president in 2028 who are putting the project in jeopardy.

Speaker 24 President Donald Trump and Stephen A. Smith have both weighed in on the subject.
Stephen A.

Speaker 24 Smith's idea was to build one stadium in Maryland and then have the Ravens and the Commanders share it, which is maybe the dumbest thing that Stephen A. Smith has ever said.

Speaker 57 Wasn't that the Bengals Bears thing?

Speaker 55 That was Florio.

Speaker 44 That was Florio.

Speaker 93 That was also dumb. Yeah.

Speaker 44 But where would they have played?

Speaker 12 Florio was saying an hour away. No, Florio was saying

Speaker 7 you moved the Bengals to Chicago, but I was saying, let's just put it in the middle of Indiana.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 24 Yeah, but Stephen A. Smith actually said he thinks that it would be great if they could share.
Number one, the Ravens, Baltimore and D.C. are like an hour, over an hour apart.
Right.

Speaker 24 Depending on traffic, it could be sometimes more.

Speaker 24 The ravens all already have a stadium that they're renovating right uh the big point of contention of the dc though the washing commanders stadium was that it was too far away from dc so why would we put it halfway there just maybe the dumbest idea ever that stephen a smith brought up and then uh then president trump weighed in and i this is the

Speaker 24 this is tough because

Speaker 24 He gave us a nickname that I fear will stay.

Speaker 78 Was this real?

Speaker 76 Yeah.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 24 What was the nickname? He called us the Washington Whatevers.

Speaker 42 And it's a fucking banger.

Speaker 24 You got to take your hat off to the guy.

Speaker 41 That sounds like a boomer.

Speaker 24 The Washington Whatevers

Speaker 24 should change the name back to the Redskins because he found out that the stadium is located, RFK Junior Stadium, where the second RFK one is going to be.

Speaker 24 That's on federal property, but they lease it out to the city council to then determine what to do. Got it.
I think... I don't know.

Speaker 98 Is he trying to change the topic about anything else?

Speaker 24 No, I think he's just very passionate about the Washington football team's team name.

Speaker 24 but yeah the way that it goes i think that if he were to do this move it should have been done in november before they gave the rights to the city council

Speaker 24 i think it might be too little too late but he's he's playing the hits right now yeah and so i just you know what it's a welcome distraction from terry mclaurin yeah um was that your cool throne that was my that was my hot seat yeah and then my cool throne is my basement oh because i killed the spider yes i found the spider the morning after we did the podcast on Thursday, and Blake saved my life.

Speaker 24 And then I saved his life. He saw the spider across the room, barked at it.
I got up, smashed the fuck out of that thing. Who saved who? Me and Blake together.

Speaker 24 But yeah, my basement is now certified spider-free. That's a question.
There was only one spider.

Speaker 11 Was that the same spider you saw? He was the same one.

Speaker 44 Are you sure?

Speaker 45 Yeah, Greg.

Speaker 42 Is Greg the spider?

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 24 That was the only spider that's down there.

Speaker 24 He looked the same. It's a brown recluse.

Speaker 22 You got to start tagging him.

Speaker 51 Killed it.

Speaker 20 Like sharks.

Speaker 51 There's no shark guy.

Speaker 24 There's no need.

Speaker 34 Did anyone reach out to you and say that if you see one brown recluse, there's a good chance that you see a lot of brown recluses?

Speaker 76 Nope.

Speaker 115 Because I saw people saying that.

Speaker 24 Nope. Did not hear from anybody regarding the amount, the estimation.
Nobody's doing a census of brown recluses in my solo traveler. I think I left the door open one day.

Speaker 28 A single brown recluse would have been...

Speaker 43 Would have been better than a single hornet.

Speaker 24 They're called brown recluses. They're shy.
They don't like that.

Speaker 57 they're more scared of you than you are of them fact i love that whenever whenever any animal that could maul you to death yeah well actually they're more scared of you than that well i still don't want to swim with a hippopotamus yeah but i'm sure that was the only one hippos aren't scared of you no no i'm pretty sure they are no no no i think hippos are hippos are the one the one exact one that

Speaker 24 i'm more scared of a hippopotamus than it is of me that's confirmed but i'm more scared of every animal than they are of me.

Speaker 23 Like when people say like, oh, yeah,

Speaker 106 the black bear's more scared of you than you are of them.

Speaker 26 No, that's not true.

Speaker 24 That one might be true.

Speaker 106 No, but I'm saying, if I saw a black bear, I'd be very scared.

Speaker 24 But they're kind of bitches.

Speaker 23 Do you think they would be as scared as I would?

Speaker 18 I would be very scared.

Speaker 24 I think so.

Speaker 16 I don't know.

Speaker 29 I think that's one of those situations.

Speaker 51 If you saw any type of deadly animal, like a shark, they say that with sharks.

Speaker 24 Yeah, that's not true. Which is not true.
That's not true about sharks.

Speaker 3 Like, people just assume my scared level, it's higher.

Speaker 16 Although I would fuck all these animals up.

Speaker 24 What am I saying? I think I'm... Stop bringing up brown recluse spider bites, please.
I know what I got bit by a brown recluse back in like oh,

Speaker 16 yeah,

Speaker 37 hippo was a bad pull by me.

Speaker 3 They're there, they're uh

Speaker 11 they're gen, they are not generally scared of humans.

Speaker 94 In fact, they're known to be highly aggressive and territorial.

Speaker 54 Bad pull, yeah, bad pull.

Speaker 24 I think any other kind of bear, polar bear, they're not scared at all.

Speaker 7 But again, I would be so scared, like even if they, if you said, like, oh, they're not, they're more scared of you than you are of you.

Speaker 109 No, I'm, I think,

Speaker 16 I think hippos, I would be more scared of them than they they are of me yeah wait i say yes but we're agreeing yeah yeah yeah hippos polar bears same hippos

Speaker 24 moose except they can't swim

Speaker 35 is that true yes now i'm back now i'm back on i don't know they can run in the water run on the bottom do you guys know hippos scary they run on the bottom they float they can't swim i think they're not swimming when they're going fast they're running on the bottom of the water floating is is swimming floating but they're not switch they're not actively i'm pretty sure they run on the water.

Speaker 35 I could be just so bad about all my hippo facts.

Speaker 4 I'm pretty sure they run on the bottom of the water.

Speaker 94 Oh, they said

Speaker 24 hippo facts. Am I right? Swim

Speaker 24 the way that most animals do. They're too dense and cannot float.

Speaker 54 There we go. They don't even float.

Speaker 37 They walk or run along the bottom of the. All right, I'm back.

Speaker 26 I'm one for two in hippo facts.

Speaker 24 Damn, so Fiona can't swim? No.

Speaker 51 They just kind of like bounce.

Speaker 16 Are you on the ground on the bottom?

Speaker 24 Are you more scared of Fiona than she is of you?

Speaker 25 No, Fiona's darling.

Speaker 93 I'm not scared of Fiona.

Speaker 12 Fiona's darling. Yeah.

Speaker 32 All right, I feel back.

Speaker 107 I got a rubber match coming up with hippo facts.

Speaker 32 And I don't know where I'm going to go with it.

Speaker 42 Pablo Escobar had hippos.

Speaker 24 How strong is their jaw?

Speaker 24 What'd that mouth do?

Speaker 25 Extra strong.

Speaker 56 One and a half tons of force. That's extra strong.

Speaker 47 That's a lot.

Speaker 38 So there we go.

Speaker 85 I won the rubber match.

Speaker 56 How fast can they run?

Speaker 40 Up to. 25 miles an hour.

Speaker 24 30. 20.

Speaker 16 Oh, okay. Slow.

Speaker 31 I feel like I've won this

Speaker 108 against myself.

Speaker 27 That was your cool throne.

Speaker 93 That was my cool throne. Basically, spider-free.

Speaker 5 All right, my hot seat is

Speaker 7 reporters of the New England Patriots because Rabel is back and

Speaker 79 it's no longer the Jared Mayo.

Speaker 29 Did you guys see this clip of Rabel?

Speaker 7 Can you pull it up, Max? I sent it to you. I DM'd it to you.

Speaker 39 He's a boss. He's just going to be a boss.

Speaker 86 Yeah, the bottom one.

Speaker 32 Bottom one.

Speaker 5 Nope, that's Titans.

Speaker 10 Vrabel.

Speaker 25 There you go.

Speaker 29 This is Vrabel talking to reporters today.

Speaker 117 Now that the guys are back, I know there's 90 of them, but generally speaking.

Speaker 119 91.

Speaker 15 91, excuse me, International Pathway.

Speaker 24 How do you feel about how the past came back?

Speaker 101 I mean, whether you were

Speaker 119 in a coma when I answered Tom's question,

Speaker 119 or typing on your phone or tweeting, I don't know, but I spent five minutes answering that question.

Speaker 119 And I can go back through it, but I'd rather not.

Speaker 75 That's a tone sales.

Speaker 26 That's a tone sale.

Speaker 24 That's a man that has teenage sons at home. Yeah.
He's had that same conversation.

Speaker 43 Type it on your phone or tweet, and that's where it hurts.

Speaker 44 Yeah.

Speaker 24 Also, can we just take a second to acknowledge what a great question it was, though?

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 24 Like the guys that are here,

Speaker 24 how do they all look? How do they look? That's a great question. Yeah.

Speaker 48 You want to know? Yeah.

Speaker 3 And then my cool throne is

Speaker 29 31 teams in the NFL because the Titans have kind of said they're probably not going to win the Super Bowl this year. This also happened today at the press conference.

Speaker 21 I think it was to their GM and coach, if you want to pull that one up, Max, when they asked him if they could win the Super Bowl this year.

Speaker 87 I mean, it's a fucked up question.

Speaker 15 Simple question. The team you put on the field tomorrow, can that team win the Super Bowl?

Speaker 15 Listen, we have, yeah, that's always the goal every year.

Speaker 81 I also realize we have a lot of work to do on the other side.

Speaker 75 That one stunned them.

Speaker 26 That one stunned them

Speaker 24 they just were like you could even see i that's not callahan so who's the it must be their front office just kind of like he like giggled at it yeah that's a that's a mean question it is a mean question because titans he knows he's got two stories and he's deciding which button to press if you answer it like we have a lot of work to do then your story is titans don't plan on being competitive right if they say yes then you say titans are delusional right right so unfair question that's a tough one um oh by the way jamal Adams is signing with the Raiders.

Speaker 62 Blitz Boy.

Speaker 24 He's still around.

Speaker 45 Yeah.

Speaker 24 He's going to look awesome in a Ravens uniform, and somehow it's going to work out.

Speaker 3 Shout out to Honey Badger retiring today.

Speaker 90 Jimmy Graham also retiring today.

Speaker 24 Phillip Rivers retired yesterday.

Speaker 102 That was crazy.

Speaker 18 Yeah. How is he not already retired?

Speaker 24 I don't know. Hasn't he been coaching football for

Speaker 24 two years?

Speaker 5 So we just had a rash of retirements, some legends of the game.

Speaker 29 It did make me miss Philip Rivers.

Speaker 32 I watched that video.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 69 It also me, missed,

Speaker 19 made me miss having the Chargers in San Diego.

Speaker 29 They should never have left. That sucked.

Speaker 11 Agreed. It just, there was something about it.

Speaker 63 It's like they were just felt unique.

Speaker 24 They should have taken the stadium for the Rams and the Chargers and built it halfway between and Temecula.

Speaker 75 Yeah.

Speaker 24 That would have made everybody happy.

Speaker 28 Long Beach.

Speaker 82 Don't know if that's right.

Speaker 49 Is that right? Ish? Kind of. Okay.

Speaker 10 No. Why are you shaking your head, Max?

Speaker 34 Long Beach is definitely closer to LA than San Diego.

Speaker 31 Yeah, but it's kind of halfway in the middle.

Speaker 107 San Diego and L.A.

Speaker 87 are close, though.

Speaker 22 Yeah, San Diego and LA are very close.

Speaker 30 You want to fact-check me?

Speaker 57 You could rollerblade that.

Speaker 75 Yeah, easily.

Speaker 24 Give it to me, Max.

Speaker 102 You just searched California map.

Speaker 92 No, I am very close to the map.

Speaker 18 Okay, okay, but also it's on the way.

Speaker 54 It's on the way.

Speaker 11 Where's Temecula? Yeah, zoom in.

Speaker 24 Temecula is pretty close to halfway, I think.

Speaker 59 Temecula is also

Speaker 10 in right in the middle of halfway. Yeah, but

Speaker 48 it's not traffic.

Speaker 40 Traffic.

Speaker 18 What? You didn't think about traffic.

Speaker 38 What's about traffic?

Speaker 34 Long Beach is like in LA.

Speaker 25 It's ish.

Speaker 28 We have a traffic.

Speaker 27 What's that town with the D right there in the middle?

Speaker 7 That's where they need to build it.

Speaker 34 What about Oceanside? That's how it looks like.

Speaker 32 It's Oceanside. Okay.

Speaker 6 Yeah, there it is.

Speaker 88 That's a good spot.

Speaker 5 That's a perfect spot.

Speaker 67 We're learning new stuff. Build on

Speaker 16 a lot of stuff. There's a whole lot of nice.
Carlsbad.

Speaker 31 Yeah, I think that's mountains.

Speaker 16 Wow.

Speaker 78 That'd be cool, though.

Speaker 32 A stadium on a mountain.

Speaker 28 Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right, Zach, hot seat cool throw?

Speaker 24 Yes, sir. I do have a quick hot seat cool throwing for you.
So my hot seat today is going to be Stable Ronaldo. He's a Twitch streamer, also part of the Face Clan.
Yeah.

Speaker 24 So he has locked himself in a padded room, like a white padded room. Doesn't know what time it is until he completes Elden Ring the video game.
Are you guys familiar with Elden Ring the video game?

Speaker 48 I am not. I am.

Speaker 18 I recognize the name.

Speaker 31 I've never played it or watched it.

Speaker 24 Okay, so Elden Ring is a... Open world RPG game.

Speaker 24 You go, there's a couple different builds you can pick from, different weapons you you equip, and you go out and you have to defeat these bosses, right? To get to the end game.

Speaker 24 It took him roughly seven hours and 165 attempts to defeat the first boss, Morgat.

Speaker 24 And since he is in this padded room, I've got him in the hot seat because I'm a little worried he's going to go insane.

Speaker 24 He's in isolation for the game. Yes.

Speaker 24 Does he have like food? Food. There's a bathroom in there.
He also doesn't know what time it is, and he lost track of time super early on, like hour two or three.

Speaker 24 So if he continues this track of like eight hours per boss there's 13 there's 13 uh mandatory bosses to beat the game but uh morgus one of the easiest bosses so 165 attempts on the first boss he's setting a pace for for maybe insanity yeah so what's the math on that you said 13 bosses 13 mandatory ones 13 mandatory bosses

Speaker 24 he's going to be in there for like a week i hopefully not but it could be a week yeah definitely it could be longer yeah he's he might go insane there's a chance it's a good idea though

Speaker 34 is this different than Skyrim?

Speaker 74 Yeah. Yes.
What's that?

Speaker 34 Isn't that like Elder Ring?

Speaker 56 It's similar. Skyrim was...

Speaker 56 Put some Skyrim.

Speaker 34 Yeah, no, that's what I thought.

Speaker 45 Oh, Elder Scrolls.

Speaker 34 Sorry, sorry. That was a stupid question.

Speaker 92 I apologize, Zach.

Speaker 24 Oh, no worries, Max.

Speaker 81 All right.

Speaker 24 That's why I got in the hot seat. I do have a cool throne as well.

Speaker 24 My cool throne goes to the creators of South Park because they struck a deal with Paramount for $1.5 billion over the next five years. Good for them.
You guys into South Park? Yeah. Trey and Matt?

Speaker 24 That's correct. Legends of the game? Yes.
I actually think somebody tweeted Basketball at me for Best Bad Movie. I would agree.
That's a very funny movie.

Speaker 113 Good movie, though?

Speaker 71 Yeah, good movie. I liked it.
Fair.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 24 So they got fucking paid, huh? Five years. They got to do 10 new episodes a year.

Speaker 24 And then streaming rights to Paramount. That's nothing.
That's so easy.

Speaker 24 I think it's awesome. Good for five, insane payout.
Good for them.

Speaker 90 Super cool throwing that.

Speaker 24 That's pretty still very fun.

Speaker 56 We got to sell like

Speaker 12 our Bitcoin. Our podcast, though.

Speaker 56 We need like...

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 16 That's a good idea.

Speaker 56 Well, no, like, we need, what do you call them? Residuals.

Speaker 91 Yeah.

Speaker 24 So we air the pod, like, old podcast reruns.

Speaker 87 Yeah.

Speaker 24 And we get paid off those.

Speaker 56 Like, they're getting paid for not really new episodes, just having their old episodes on Paramount.

Speaker 24 Yeah, that's a good idea, Hank.

Speaker 24 Like, if if you want to, yeah, Spotify, you want to go back and listen to them. I actually think we still might kind of, in a roundabout way, get paid off that.

Speaker 24 Yeah, we should. Because they total up all the listens that we've had after a certain amount of time.
Yeah. But yeah, reruns of the podcast game.
That's a game changer. We got it.

Speaker 98 Maybe, maybe reruns of the podcast game with

Speaker 45 our commentary on top.

Speaker 59 Yeah.

Speaker 27 Or what if we did like a like a

Speaker 120 basically like took all of our like stories and put it into like something and people could read it.

Speaker 78 Nah. Man, that probably would never work.

Speaker 34 What if we did a summer vacation or we just did reruns while we were on vacation?

Speaker 105 Yeah, I bet you would like that.

Speaker 8 You should do that.

Speaker 78 Yeah, Hank would love that.

Speaker 40 Hank would just be like, no, don't worry.

Speaker 28 The numbers are fine.

Speaker 7 People like listening to March Madness 2019 in the middle of August.

Speaker 56 Yeah, but think about how happy they would be when football is back and so are we.

Speaker 24 That's true.

Speaker 34 yeah but we're part of people's everyday lives yeah but summer people want to take it gives them time to take off too we're thinking about them yeah i think that you could go back and get think of like the best episode ever and they would and the a lot of listeners have never listened to that episode yeah okay then and then what about the other uh 30 episode days in the summer go back to the vault yeah there's a big vault open the vault up you're not thinking about the vault

Speaker 45 i think we're doing just fine.

Speaker 24 What if you just re-record every podcast episode like Taylor Swift is?

Speaker 3 Yes, that's Madder Ghostwriter.

Speaker 42 There you go.

Speaker 24 That's a good idea, man.

Speaker 63 Every single one.

Speaker 42 I like that.

Speaker 24 That's not a bad idea.

Speaker 47 I like that.

Speaker 43 Especially the one where we talked about Taylor Swift.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 24 Then we get all the money.

Speaker 78 Yeah.

Speaker 45 Okay.

Speaker 113 Let's do our Mount Rushmore.

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Speaker 35 Okay, Mount Rushmore time.

Speaker 95 Mount Rushmore of Basic Girl Instagram captions.

Speaker 56 Yep.

Speaker 63 Hank has been wanting to do this Mount Rushmore for

Speaker 95 years?

Speaker 24 A long time. Years.

Speaker 56 Well, I've thrown it out.

Speaker 56 It was kind of like a running, like, internal, maybe just an inside joke with myself where people will in the group text throw out, you know, we need Mount Rushmore suggestions.

Speaker 56 And I would say this, and then it would just get ignored.

Speaker 12 Yeah, it's been something else with you.

Speaker 18 You didn't feel seen?

Speaker 56 No, it was more just like, how many times will I say this before someone at least acknowledges that just no or say no?

Speaker 83 It's been a passion project for you.

Speaker 24 It's been something that you've been very, very interested in for a long time. And as I realized.
He reads Instagram for the captions. He doesn't even look at the pictures.

Speaker 56 Right. And then as I realized I was making this list, I was like, maybe this won't be the best Mount Rushmore.
But that's all right.

Speaker 81 Okay.

Speaker 11 I think it's going to be good.

Speaker 7 We also should note that.

Speaker 29 You could easily do the Mount Rushmore basic guy Instagram captions, and it would be a lot of our captions of football is back.

Speaker 24 Can't wait for football.

Speaker 12 Maybe we will. Maybe we'll do.

Speaker 65 this week.

Speaker 12 We'll do that.

Speaker 2 That's the over.

Speaker 56 Worst, best movies and basic guy Instagram captions. Yeah.

Speaker 30 Someone give me a bet.

Speaker 30 These are all of our captions.

Speaker 7 All right, we ready to go?

Speaker 67 Who's up first?

Speaker 105 We are up first.

Speaker 106 Oh, a lot of pressure.

Speaker 67 Conair.

Speaker 97 Conair.

Speaker 85 Do you want to talk about the Con Air pick?

Speaker 24 Conair is a great movie. I agree.
I like Conair a lot.

Speaker 24 It didn't really play well with the rest of the selections that were out there. I understand the criticism behind Conair.
I got to look in the mirror.

Speaker 47 It's a really good movie.

Speaker 24 I'm going to do the thing that a coach does when he's just got a shitty, abysmal team.

Speaker 24 It starts with me. I got to take a long look in the mirror.
It starts and it ends with me. I let the whole team.
And Hank, especially Hank.

Speaker 56 I was going to say,

Speaker 56 doesn't matter whose pick it was and who wanted to choose it. I was the one that said it.
And, you know,

Speaker 56 as the person who was the captain of the day, I needed to, you know, make the right choice. And I didn't.
Man in the arena.

Speaker 24 Man in in the arena. So we're in last place now?

Speaker 88 Dead last. I believe that's 70.

Speaker 56 Big Cat and Zach were crying after two Mount Rushmores. No, we were.

Speaker 16 I actually told you.

Speaker 12 We got a regroup.

Speaker 14 I figured it out.

Speaker 2 We had a bad start. We didn't get our first.

Speaker 56 Oh, do you still want to do the solo one soon?

Speaker 37 Yeah, we can. Okay.

Speaker 3 Zach and I,

Speaker 22 we had a meeting where we were like, we're just, we're fumbling this, and we're, we got to stay strong, don't break.

Speaker 24 Stay strong, don't break. It's still anybody's game.

Speaker 94 Zach also does this thing where he goes around and just asks everybody what they're thinking. He's like, oh, I'm so likable.

Speaker 97 What's your pick?

Speaker 16 Oh, wow. Memes.

Speaker 16 Listen,

Speaker 52 I didn't know when Memes was going to turn on Zach, but it's happening.

Speaker 56 Wait, other people in the office?

Speaker 24 No, no, I just outwardly just bounce things off. I just hear ideas.
I don't take any of them down. I would like to note if we're just airing things out.

Speaker 24 Pex and Memes were in the kitchen for the movies draft with two of our very notable known movie guys.

Speaker 53 Who's that?

Speaker 24 Just two dudes I know that know movies a lot. Not sure who they were, but I just heard them know a lot of movies.

Speaker 78 Who?

Speaker 23 Two dudes that you know that no movies.

Speaker 32 Shane, Shane and Shane and Jack.

Speaker 56 Two certified movie guys. Yeah, I'm not.
Okay. That doesn't count.

Speaker 60 Well, they are certified bad movie guys.

Speaker 12 Just glad we're all here to rush more.

Speaker 18 So, memes, you've turned on Zach.

Speaker 32 No, no, no.

Speaker 24 I think he's just playing like the, oh, I don't know anything.

Speaker 38 Oh, yeah, he's a rally.

Speaker 97 He's turned on Zach.

Speaker 18 Memes turns on everyone, Zach.

Speaker 3 Don't worry.

Speaker 41 He hates all of our guts.

Speaker 24 It sounds like Zach is also kind of turned on Max.

Speaker 34 I didn't say a thing.

Speaker 16 No, I I didn't think Max is boothing either.

Speaker 81 Is it Booth in crisis?

Speaker 54 Why?

Speaker 34 I mean, PFT just made that up out of nowhere.

Speaker 24 It's like you guys were getting tips.

Speaker 3 That, I mean, can I tell, can I maybe bring a story that will bring us back together?

Speaker 98 When Zach and I were meeting to do this Mount Rushmore,

Speaker 42 we were looking,

Speaker 11 doing some research on Instagram, and all I, and then I just hear Zach say, oops.

Speaker 23 And I said, what happened?

Speaker 7 He said, I just liked a picture from 2022.

Speaker 1 And I was like, well, you got to keep that like.

Speaker 23 Who was it, Zach?

Speaker 24 It was a hot chick. It was a bad look.
Yeah.

Speaker 56 Unfortunately, was it like someone, a hot chick you know, or like a hot chick with a bunch of followers? That's the issue.

Speaker 24 Hot chick, I know. Oh, like an attractive woman that I know.

Speaker 56 That's so much worse because she'll see it. It's just like a celebrity.
Who cares? That's tough.

Speaker 24 Tough start to the day.

Speaker 56 But maybe, I mean, you know, now you're, now you're rising star. Maybe that's like

Speaker 56 the spark she needs.

Speaker 17 Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 69 That would, I mean, she, yeah, she comes back to her Instagram.

Speaker 28 She's like, ooh, Zach.

Speaker 75 I do like how.

Speaker 48 Oh, and he's also like, he's known now, and now

Speaker 23 he's revisiting 2022.

Speaker 24 She thought she missed her chance with you.

Speaker 26 Zach, I have one very important question for you.

Speaker 83 Yes, sir.

Speaker 22 This person that you liked their Instagram from 2022.

Speaker 89 How old is this person?

Speaker 24 26. Okay.

Speaker 23 Because that could have gotten dangerous.

Speaker 37 What do you mean?

Speaker 7 If the person was 21 and he liked a picture from 2022.

Speaker 102 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 42 That's a landish anime.

Speaker 12 That could have been a bad situation.

Speaker 24 26-year-old. That's fair.
Confirmed. I can get a birth date if we need to do that.
Okay.

Speaker 37 I trust you.

Speaker 54 I'd like to see the certificate.

Speaker 24 It is funny that you can trace every beef on Pardon My Take has its genesis somewhere in Mount Rushmore season.

Speaker 74 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 78 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 7 The death of this podcast will happen during Mount Rushmore season.

Speaker 42 That is a fact.

Speaker 26 Either that or, well, actually, no, because if Yelich wins a home run derby, it will be during Mount Rushmore season.

Speaker 2 We should get the... What's the, what's it doomsday clock?

Speaker 11 We need a doomsday clock for, for pardon my take.

Speaker 87 We just need like a.

Speaker 82 Does it get closer?

Speaker 14 Right now we're at like.

Speaker 56 We need a clock. We need a clock center.

Speaker 55 Yeah, we do need a clock center.

Speaker 24 So number of hours until football starts.

Speaker 30 The Ryan Rasillo clock.

Speaker 24 The Ryan Rasillo clock. We're going to need

Speaker 24 the doomsday clock, which is set back to like 11.15 right now. We're nowhere close to minute.

Speaker 16 No, we're in a good spot.

Speaker 62 Yeah.

Speaker 69 Except for memes.

Speaker 41 Or maybe there's just a clock of

Speaker 29 last time memes thought about murdering someone on this show, and it's just always at zero days.

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 36 That works.

Speaker 51 Okay, let's do the Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 23 Good preamble, guys.

Speaker 93 All right, first pick. Memes hate Zach.

Speaker 94 First pick. No, no, I like him.

Speaker 24 You guys just did the, oh, we stink at this, and then just rattled off three.

Speaker 22 Yeah, we got, we had a come to Jesus moment where we got strong.

Speaker 14 Didn't break.

Speaker 124 All right, 1-1.

Speaker 24 I did a thing.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 38 Okay. Had it on our list.

Speaker 78 Could check on our list.

Speaker 28 That can mean so many different things.

Speaker 24 Yep.

Speaker 16 Yep.

Speaker 34 The engagement ring is obviously the big one, but then, you know, the first house, people people buy a house, you know, buy a new car. It's always I did a thing.

Speaker 16 A baby.

Speaker 42 A baby. Do they do it for a baby?

Speaker 16 I don't think they do it for a baby.

Speaker 80 Did they do it for a baby?

Speaker 57 Sure.

Speaker 82 Yeah, I did a thing.

Speaker 56 That's why I did a thing as a hilariously broad basic thing.

Speaker 16 I did a thing as crazy.

Speaker 18 I think it's funnier if the guy does it.

Speaker 23 I did a thing. Then when they do

Speaker 75 get their hair cut, yeah, get a new haircut.

Speaker 34 I did a thing.

Speaker 56 Get a tattoo. Yep.

Speaker 16 Yep. Tattoo also plays.
Yep.

Speaker 16 All right. Good.

Speaker 34 Hey, great pick, memes.

Speaker 56 Good pick. Good 1-1.

Speaker 56 We got our one, one, PFT.

Speaker 82 Is this us? Right?

Speaker 97 Yeah.

Speaker 24 My heart is full.

Speaker 56 Just heart is full. Heart is full.

Speaker 24 Just heart is full.

Speaker 24 Could be anything.

Speaker 97 Okay.

Speaker 12 Could just be a baby. My heart is full.
Picture of their family. It was on our list.

Speaker 56 Picture of their family. Yep.
Yep. Just a picture of the beach.

Speaker 97 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 24 Picture of a drink.

Speaker 56 A thirst trap. Yep.

Speaker 64 Good one.

Speaker 28 Good one. Had it on there.

Speaker 45 It's back on the side.

Speaker 69 Three and seven.

Speaker 24 I think three and seven are great picks.

Speaker 7 Yeah, they kind of go together, too.

Speaker 48 All right, so our first pick's going to be in my blank era.

Speaker 29 So any era where they've just decided they're in a new era.

Speaker 29 Could be like a fashion choice, city, whatever.

Speaker 51 They're just in their era.

Speaker 56 What era are you currently in?

Speaker 72 In my tired era, I would say.

Speaker 29 Which is always tired.

Speaker 120 I think that's probably right.

Speaker 42 You're in your golf era.

Speaker 24 I'm in my golf era for sure. You're in your golf era.

Speaker 56 I'm in my work era.

Speaker 16 What?

Speaker 24 I think I'm in my summer era.

Speaker 56 I'm in my children era.

Speaker 91 Yeah.

Speaker 81 What?

Speaker 94 Oh, because of golf.

Speaker 27 Memes, what era are you in?

Speaker 7 In my I Hate Zach era?

Speaker 24 No, I love Zach.

Speaker 34 Yeah, Memes' eras are just different people that he hates in this show.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 40 Okay. That is a good thing.

Speaker 94 Chase Outley's coming up, and you'll hear that, too.

Speaker 16 Yeah, you will.

Speaker 48 And then

Speaker 90 any Taylor Swift lyric is our next pick.

Speaker 24 just any taylor swift lyric they just throw it on there look what you made me do yeah just literally any taylor swift lyric and they that can fit to any mood anything they're doing at any time shade never made anyone less gay you didn't like that pick hank

Speaker 56 that was a good pick oh okay what i didn't i didn't say anything you did a lot you went like this

Speaker 56 Sometimes I just hope Max starts fighting. I'm not going.
I'm not. I'm not going to.
Well, no, it's interesting.

Speaker 12 It's broad.

Speaker 24 Big Get's definitely the biggest Taylor Swift fan on this podcast. Easily.
Documented. Easily.
And to go back to back, bona fide Swifty. Double dipping.

Speaker 54 Bona fide Swifty.

Speaker 56 It's broad, but that's fine. All right.
I didn't object. Okay.

Speaker 24 They're called Women Hank.

Speaker 71 Is that us, you? It's you. Okay.
Yeah.

Speaker 92 Or, yeah.

Speaker 24 Yeah, well, yeah, that's pretty much Hank. Like, Hank, Hank.

Speaker 16 This is Hank's. Yeah, this is Hank.

Speaker 16 Yeah. Listen, I hate when you guys fucking do this every fucking time.

Speaker 80 No one ever has suggestions from Mel Rushmores.

Speaker 82 No one. We need Mel Rushmores.

Speaker 56 I throw out a suggestion.

Speaker 98 Got for it.

Speaker 80 Then we choose it.

Speaker 75 We're like, this is Hanks.

Speaker 35 Hank, Hank, Hank.

Speaker 12 I just like that.

Speaker 98 Maybe someone else should suggest to Mel Rushmore.

Speaker 80 Maybe then it won't be me. You guys don't do anything.

Speaker 34 All I did was say it was just turn.

Speaker 16 Don't do anything.

Speaker 24 Do we want Hank to work or do we not want Hank to work? We need to make up our mind.

Speaker 27 We just got accused of not doing anything.

Speaker 24 All right, so we're going to go.

Speaker 16 Actually.

Speaker 52 I'm in my not doing anything era.

Speaker 24 Hank, this one is mine. This was my contribution to the list.
Yeah, but

Speaker 24 this is his Mount Rushmore. It's his Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 56 Everything is ours, PFT. I didn't say you picked Conair.

Speaker 96 I said, I did.

Speaker 56 But I said, what do you want? One more. You said, Conair.
I want a Kangaroo Jack. That doesn't matter, though.
I picked.

Speaker 16 I did.

Speaker 24 All right. Our second pick is felt cute.
Might delete later. Yep.

Speaker 52 Yep.

Speaker 24 Never gets deleted. Yep.
0% deletion rate rate on a Mike Delete.

Speaker 42 Always, always, always.

Speaker 71 Good pick. Thanks.

Speaker 42 Good pick, PFT.

Speaker 34 I feel like that's more of like a cliche of a caption than like an actual caption.

Speaker 24 No, it's an actual caption.

Speaker 56 How does something become a cliche?

Speaker 2 Good question.

Speaker 16 If they're mocking it.

Speaker 11 Yeah, they're not actually captioning it at.

Speaker 4 They're now mocking

Speaker 10 people used to.

Speaker 34 There's another one that I also have in that vein that I'll say for honorable mention.

Speaker 24 That would be on the Mount Rushmore. It's a Mount Rushmore.
Is George Washington still alive, Max? Is Thomas Jefferson still alive? It's a cliche of

Speaker 24 George Washington.

Speaker 34 Yeah, I just feel like it's more of a meme than it is, than it is.

Speaker 37 Like, no girls will do that in this.

Speaker 14 In this day and age, in this era.

Speaker 42 You're wrong.

Speaker 34 Unless it's an actually disgusting picture and they're

Speaker 34 felt cute and might delete later as a joke.

Speaker 93 It would be the most active thing. It would be the most basic affairs.

Speaker 56 I feel like someone spent more time thinking about this than I have.

Speaker 92 Well, no, you've

Speaker 75 also found Mount Rushboard.

Speaker 16 Also, Max.

Speaker 12 Well, no, you guys give me shit for this capture.

Speaker 56 But Max, I like Max's, Max's, Max's breaking it down nicely.

Speaker 56 It's a good topic. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah, no, I'm

Speaker 16 adding to it. It's a great topic, Hannah.

Speaker 34 I'm adding to the rush board.

Speaker 3 But no one's thought about this as much as you.

Speaker 2 You've been thinking about it for years.

Speaker 56 I've always thought this would be a good Mount Rushboard.

Speaker 34 Okay, I'm going to go with our next one, Mentally. I am here.

Speaker 10 Ooh,

Speaker 47 like that.

Speaker 34 That's just like, if it's not summer, it's just like an excuse for girls to post

Speaker 34 bikini pictures because it's like, I really wish that I was in the Caribbean in December.

Speaker 9 So here's the bikini picture.

Speaker 34 Yep.

Speaker 34 And, yep. And the next one we were going to do is Life Lately.
And that's that's just a dump of whatever they're doing at the moment.

Speaker 16 Yep.

Speaker 89 Yep.

Speaker 44 All right. Good picks.

Speaker 24 This is, we're back to Hank again, right?

Speaker 56 Yeah, okay. See the one I have highlighted one?

Speaker 41 You guys have a live juice.

Speaker 24 I don't see the one you have highlighted.

Speaker 39 Do you need a timeout?

Speaker 56 No, I mean, it's PFT's.

Speaker 24 You want to tell me where on the list of this Hank?

Speaker 16 Show me where.

Speaker 24 Just rip it. This is going to involve some counting.

Speaker 42 Hank, rip it.

Speaker 56 No, it's PFT's ball.

Speaker 24 Which rip it. Hank, which one are you highlighting?

Speaker 12 12.

Speaker 12 Oh, God.

Speaker 28 He's counting.

Speaker 24 This is Mike Princessa. The one that starts with the letter B? Yeah.

Speaker 10 That one doesn't even really work, though.

Speaker 38 You don't know what it is? I don't know.

Speaker 16 It took me a second. Ripping.

Speaker 16 You looked at me.

Speaker 75 Do it.

Speaker 93 You know what I felt like right there?

Speaker 24 It's like when Max was at the Eagles game and somebody said, oh, shit, they score here. I just, I'm ahead on my phone.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 16 You believed it for a second.

Speaker 56 What else do you think?

Speaker 56 Okay.

Speaker 16 trust yourself.

Speaker 24 On the bottom list, Hank, I like number four.

Speaker 108 Trust yourself.

Speaker 24 I like number three.

Speaker 7 You guys got to trust yourself.

Speaker 24 Okay, we're going to trust yourself. I'm like, all right, yeah.

Speaker 56 Let's go for it. I'm going to go with Hank.

Speaker 16 All right, do it.

Speaker 24 Booked and busy.

Speaker 35 Ooh.

Speaker 24 Booked and busy. Okay.

Speaker 24 That's also just. I know what that means, but Hank, why don't you explain what that means?

Speaker 56 That's just like if they're on vacation. All these are basically just like ways for girls to post like thirst traps or bikini pictures.
And it would be this girl on a beach

Speaker 11 and just like booked and busy yeah but she's just on vacation yep all right uh zach i feel strong about our last stay strong don't break i think we go uh pretty easy four and nine i like four and nine

Speaker 67 do you like those two do you like nine over eleven hmm yeah i don't really yeah okay we'll go nine and nine okay all right so similar to the vacation one uh

Speaker 7 they'll just do like a picture at a beach or something and say never leaving this place When you're on vacation, you literally are going to leave this place.

Speaker 34 How does that look on a.

Speaker 34 How do you want that to be described on a graphic?

Speaker 44 Never leaving this place.

Speaker 16 Never leaving this place. Okay.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 7 I guess we could do parentheses vacation.

Speaker 24 No, I don't know. Yeah, never leaving this place.

Speaker 77 Never leaving this place. And then an old classic

Speaker 7 one that I think is still around about last night.

Speaker 29 And it's just a bunch of pictures of like an awesome party or something.

Speaker 33 And it's just like, this is the coolest night ever about last night.

Speaker 16 That place.

Speaker 34 They usually have like dot dot after it.

Speaker 24 Not even three dots, just dot dot. Yeah.

Speaker 24 Hank and I are in a fight right now.

Speaker 12 Hey, it's your ball. I feel strong.

Speaker 18 I feel like we stayed strong.

Speaker 93 I feel good about this one. Yep.

Speaker 24 Hank feels very strongly about his.

Speaker 24 I'm going to go with what Hank said.

Speaker 24 XOXO.

Speaker 24 XOXO.

Speaker 34 Yeah. No, that, that.

Speaker 34 Hugs and kicks. That's just like when you don't want, you don't have anything to put it for a caption.

Speaker 46 Yep.

Speaker 56 Again, it's just like they have a they have a hot picture themselves.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 34 They don't actually care what the caption is.

Speaker 87 They just want to post a hot picture episode.

Speaker 88 Correct.

Speaker 87 Okay, last pick. Should I say it?

Speaker 71 Good picking.

Speaker 34 Okay, so last one we did mentally I'm here. So that's when you're

Speaker 34 outside of vacation hours, when you're inside of vacation hours, just out of office.

Speaker 16 Ooh, out of office.

Speaker 34 And it just shows you

Speaker 34 on your nice vacation. Yep.

Speaker 28 How do you want that to look on the graphic?

Speaker 88 Out of office. Okay.

Speaker 97 Great.

Speaker 69 Did no one pick Living My Best Life or was that an early pick?

Speaker 89 No one picked that. That's a big one.

Speaker 107 That's a big one.

Speaker 14 But I also think that's

Speaker 34 in the cliche.

Speaker 34 So the one that I was thinking of

Speaker 34 as also in cliche is like hot dogs are legs. Yeah.
Like it's not,

Speaker 34 it has become so much of a joke that it's not actually a basic girl Instagram caption.

Speaker 29 One that we threw out there based on our research, Zach, liking that picture of 2022,

Speaker 69 would you guys have accepted no captioning? Because I think that's getting hot.

Speaker 59 Yep, we have.

Speaker 78 Oh.

Speaker 24 Well, no, we were going to do

Speaker 97 no caption engine.

Speaker 34 We had no caption necessary.

Speaker 71 We had that one too. Yeah.

Speaker 43 But there also is like the trend of just literally no caption.

Speaker 35 Yeah. Power movie.

Speaker 5 Just posting your hottest pictures with no caption.

Speaker 56 Or just like an emoji, like a flower emoji.

Speaker 56 Sun emoji.

Speaker 3 We also thought about doing just

Speaker 51 emoji. Yeah.

Speaker 24 The stars one. Yeah.
Like witchy stars.

Speaker 34 Yeah, we had the hand hand, the hand heart. Yeah.

Speaker 34 That was it.

Speaker 56 Do not disturb.

Speaker 32 Yeah, some of the ones that we're doing.

Speaker 42 Do not disturb is a good one.

Speaker 22 The city, airplane emoji, city. Yep.

Speaker 11 With vacation picks.

Speaker 24 That's more of like a bio. Yeah.
Like you put that, I'm kind of bi-coastal.

Speaker 22 Or red pin city. Yep.

Speaker 12 Like red pin Ibiza.

Speaker 56 That's it. It's tough to.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because it's got to be the city.

Speaker 56 Although I did,

Speaker 56 I threw out

Speaker 56 just Miami mode. Yeah.
Every girl goes to Miami at some point.

Speaker 3 Here's another one.

Speaker 32 Euro dump.

Speaker 56 Yeah. Euro dump.

Speaker 10 We had Q2 dump. Dump.
Q2 dump. Ah.

Speaker 113 That's a good one.

Speaker 75 Blank.

Speaker 16 Q2 dump.

Speaker 24 That's Big Cat interviewing Trevor Lawrence.

Speaker 87 I should start posting my Q2 dump. My Q2 dump would be bad.

Speaker 14 Q2 dump of just all of that.

Speaker 16 Just all your shit.

Speaker 34 That you took in the past quarter would be hilarious.

Speaker 24 You do Euro dump, but it's spelled G-Y-R-O.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 16 If I ever go to Ibiza, Ibiza,

Speaker 27 if I ever go to Ibiza, I will do a Ibiza dump with the red pin, and it will just be my shits.

Speaker 24 The one that I really liked that Hank talked me out of was New Hair, who this?

Speaker 77 Ooh, long hair, don't care.

Speaker 24 Long hair, don't care. Yeah.

Speaker 34 I think that, again, is in

Speaker 56 my category. I kind of agree.

Speaker 67 What about A Moment for the Dress?

Speaker 7 Whenever they get really fancy?

Speaker 87 Yep. That's a good one.

Speaker 34 A Moment for the Dress is a really good one. Yep.

Speaker 23 What about Sip Sangria in Repeat?

Speaker 89 Ooh, I like that. that.

Speaker 34 I can't say I've ever seen that one.

Speaker 56 That was real research.

Speaker 82 This is a big.

Speaker 102 I have some real research.

Speaker 21 This is a big one for summertime because, like, country concerts.

Speaker 39 So it's just blank girl with a country twist. So it's like Chicago girl with the country twist.

Speaker 30 They literally just went and stood in a parking lot at the United Center.

Speaker 24 They got boots, though. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 56 Gang's all here.

Speaker 89 Yeah.

Speaker 24 A theme, you say? Bet.

Speaker 24 I didn't really understand that one.

Speaker 26 Twin Flame

Speaker 65 for their best friend?

Speaker 97 Yep.

Speaker 56 Sushi Sunday.

Speaker 74 Sushi.

Speaker 72 Sushi Sunday.

Speaker 28 That's just a thing.

Speaker 24 City Girls on Top?

Speaker 23 City Girls on Top.

Speaker 90 Brad Summers, that's still going on?

Speaker 24 DD. Hot Girl Summers.
What's DD?

Speaker 56 That was Do Not Disturb.

Speaker 12 Okay.

Speaker 88 Real Hot Girl shit.

Speaker 24 Real Hot Girl shit. I like that.

Speaker 56 Booked and busy.

Speaker 29 Booked him busy.

Speaker 71 You picked him up. We took a business.

Speaker 16 Booked and busy.

Speaker 24 You specifically asked me to take reading our list.

Speaker 16 Yeah, my business.

Speaker 34 Booked and busy, I've never seen. I didn't.

Speaker 90 You didn't want to get contentious?

Speaker 34 I didn't want to yell at you because we were kind of in a contentious mode there. That was a terrible pick.

Speaker 24 My happy place.

Speaker 34 My happy place is good.

Speaker 47 Yep.

Speaker 7 Catching Flights, Not Feelings. Did we do that?

Speaker 30 I don't know if that's a cliche one.

Speaker 24 Yeah, Hank just smirked.

Speaker 41 Forever That Girl?

Speaker 74 Yep.

Speaker 69 chasing sunsets. Did we do that one?

Speaker 117 I think that's a a ch thing that girls do.

Speaker 24 I really like Sushi Sunday.

Speaker 71 Wish we I think also the sushi sundae.

Speaker 3 Well, I think Hank and I might have done some research on the same

Speaker 5 from the same book.

Speaker 56 I mean, search booked and busy on Instagram, Max. I'm just seeing.

Speaker 56 Basic after basic after basic after basic after basic.

Speaker 34 Listen, you're you're the expert in this topic.

Speaker 56 No, it's just, you know, it's a group topic.

Speaker 24 What about the Knights We'll Never Remember and The Friends We Won't Forget?

Speaker 7 That's kind of like a guy one, I think.

Speaker 72 Is it?

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 106 I was trying to think of one, but it doesn't really work.

Speaker 56 Do we add emojis to our captions? No. No?

Speaker 45 Yeah, too late. You would probably.

Speaker 24 But I want to know what emoji, what are you specifically a book?

Speaker 23 The nails.

Speaker 79 And a B? Oh.

Speaker 56 The nails getting polished. The nails.

Speaker 94 Stars also. Yeah.

Speaker 16 I don't know.

Speaker 106 I was trying to think of

Speaker 3 how to describe this one, but one that I see every now and then is like a pregnancy announcement, but it's just

Speaker 7 the dog being like,

Speaker 63 Otis is going to be a big brother.

Speaker 77 That's how they announce it.

Speaker 23 Like, well, he's not a human.

Speaker 75 He's also pissed. Yeah.

Speaker 34 We had Take Me Back, but it seemed, I thought it was too similar to mentally I'm here.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 47 Take me back. That's also kind of, yeah.

Speaker 34 It's just the girl who was in the winter and wants to post and feels like posting, you know, bikini.

Speaker 24 Some hot pictures.

Speaker 91 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Same time next week or like same time next year.

Speaker 73 Yeah.

Speaker 30 Yeah.

Speaker 29 Or in like some awesome place.

Speaker 7 In my element, did we do that one?

Speaker 56 Did you say this is 20-something, PFD?

Speaker 24 I did not. This is 20-something.

Speaker 74 Ooh, I like that one. I like that one.
All right.

Speaker 38 I think that was a good Mountain Rush one. I think Hank is

Speaker 24 probably the subject matter expert on this, so you guys are a little bit behind Hank.

Speaker 24 You might not be up on both of them.

Speaker 16 No, fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 56 We all have Instagram.

Speaker 24 No, I'm saying, but you obviously know more about it than most of the people. Why?

Speaker 97 Why are you talking about it?

Speaker 54 I'm trying to compliment you on how. How?

Speaker 56 I don't understand this.

Speaker 24 Booked and busy. It's a good pick.

Speaker 24 You're booked? You're busy.

Speaker 34 You guys are just fighting with each other.

Speaker 92 You're on the same team.

Speaker 16 I'm trying to gass my boy up.

Speaker 16 I'm like,

Speaker 14 I just can't. I don't know who's signed to you.

Speaker 34 I was trying to get Big Cat's attention. I was like, look at them.

Speaker 34 There's them fighting with each other.

Speaker 16 I'm going to catch you up.

Speaker 80 I'm paying you a compliment.

Speaker 24 You're slamming the brakes.

Speaker 12 Do you have Instagram?

Speaker 24 I do have Instagram. Do you have Instagram? Yeah.

Speaker 56 You guys have Instagram? Confirm. Okay, so yeah,

Speaker 56 we're all equally as qualified.

Speaker 12 Yeah.

Speaker 75 A subtle sleigh?

Speaker 56 It's a good pick.

Speaker 29 Would you say

Speaker 22 this whole thing was a subtle sleigh?

Speaker 56 Big sleigh. Is it big sleigh?

Speaker 16 I think this is a great Mount Rushman.

Speaker 83 Brad as fuck.

Speaker 42 This is a very great Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 12 I think basic bro Instagrams would work too.

Speaker 83 Yeah. Dude's rock.

Speaker 34 Yeah. Dudes rock.

Speaker 24 Dudes Rock is a great man.

Speaker 16 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 67 Real men of genius for anything a dude does.

Speaker 42 Football guy.

Speaker 20 Oh, a dude's on his lawnmower.

Speaker 77 Dudes rock.

Speaker 26 He's on lawnmower drinking a beer.

Speaker 42 Dudes rock.

Speaker 60 Oh, a guy's drinking

Speaker 60 with his buddies in the backyard.

Speaker 75 Dudes rock.

Speaker 42 It goes for everything.

Speaker 7 That might just be the Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 89 Dudes Rock.

Speaker 34 Whoever gets the first pick just wins.

Speaker 56 The Mount Vegas wasn't ready.

Speaker 24 The Mount Rushmore of Dudes Rocking Moments.

Speaker 16 That was a good one.

Speaker 24 Like throughout history.

Speaker 34 Wasn't ready is actually a good one.

Speaker 34 The Big T clip of talking about Wasn't Ready.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 118 X is not ready.

Speaker 118 Vegas is not ready. Yes.
Yes, it is.

Speaker 118 Vegas has seen 19-year-old sorority girls before. They are prepared.
They're absolutely ready. Nashville, definitely ready for your bachelorette party.

Speaker 118 I promise it will be the same when you leave as when you got there.

Speaker 106 Is there a part of you, Hank, though, like

Speaker 3 you've been wanting to do this Mount Rushver Rushmore for so long?

Speaker 72 Now that we've done it, it's like over?

Speaker 120 Like, is there a part of you that's going to be like, well, what do I have to look forward to now?

Speaker 56 Yeah, I can retire.

Speaker 47 Yeah.

Speaker 97 Oh.

Speaker 63 Are you announcing your retirement?

Speaker 56 I've been working on getting this done.

Speaker 24 No, I just.

Speaker 56 You guys haven't been doing anything.

Speaker 24 In the future, Hank is going to be thinking, mentally, I'm here. He's going to be.

Speaker 71 At the Mount Rushmore of Instagram caption drinks.

Speaker 34 Memes is now saying that we should do a Mountain Rushmore of Dudes Rock Moments. Well, that's what PFT said.

Speaker 44 I just started.

Speaker 37 Oh, you're a good idea, Memes. Yeah.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 16 That's a great editing.

Speaker 16 I started rattling.

Speaker 1 Sounds like you're a little too booked and busy, Max.

Speaker 28 I started rattling off picks.

Speaker 34 Okay, okay. That's what I mean.

Speaker 34 That's on me.

Speaker 40 Yep.

Speaker 49 Good Mount Rushmore. Do you feel good, Hank?

Speaker 54 I feel great. I feel like that was good.

Speaker 34 I feel like we haven't had one where we got. It was a really good idea.

Speaker 56 it. I feel like, yeah, I feel like I've justified good producing and trying.
Yeah, that was really good producing.

Speaker 34 That was a good Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 30 Do you think you have another good Mount Rushmore in you, or is it just back to next mini-golf?

Speaker 92 Don't

Speaker 96 get them fired up.

Speaker 16 Don't get them fired up.

Speaker 12 I'll let you pick the next one.

Speaker 24 Zach, what are your thoughts on Hank's draft?

Speaker 12 I think the draft went well.

Speaker 24 I think it was a good topic. Everybody came with captions.
Good captions, boys. Who do you think, if you were to do the

Speaker 56 Wozniak?

Speaker 24 Steve Korzaki.

Speaker 16 Howard DeWozi. That's his job.

Speaker 24 Who would you say won?

Speaker 24 There's no way to know.

Speaker 23 There is no way to know.

Speaker 24 Smart guy.

Speaker 29 He's a really smart guy.

Speaker 8 I feel like things are

Speaker 42 good. Things are great with me and Hank.

Speaker 24 We had a players-only meeting.

Speaker 16 I think Hank's mad at everyone.

Speaker 75 I think he might be mad at me.

Speaker 16 I think he's mad at everyone. He mad at everyone.

Speaker 35 Except for Zach.

Speaker 18 Anyone who has an Instagram, he's mad at.

Speaker 24 Let's get to the chase. Hank is laser-focused on golf this week.
He's got a big tournament this weekend.

Speaker 16 You're going to win.

Speaker 56 No, I'm just

Speaker 56 trying to do my job. Yeah.

Speaker 56 And then it's like, oh. He's big slaying.

Speaker 1 He's little slaying and big slaying.

Speaker 24 You're doing a great job.

Speaker 76 Okay. Sweetie.
That was great, Rushmore.

Speaker 19 Let's get to our interview. We got Chase Utley.

Speaker 72 Awesome interview with Chase.

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Speaker 3 Okay, we now welcome on a very, very, very, very special guest.

Speaker 61 He is a World Series champion.

Speaker 19 It is Chase Utley.

Speaker 110 Chase, thank you for coming by.

Speaker 114 First question is maybe a stupid question, but I'm going to throw it out there anyway.

Speaker 43 What's cooler winning a World Series or having the nickname the man?

Speaker 79 Because having the nickname the man seems like the coolest thing possible.

Speaker 100 First off, thanks for having me on the show. I'm a beautiful setting here.

Speaker 100 To answer your question, I mean, you can't go wrong with winning a World Series. Obviously, Harry Callis

Speaker 100 gave me a great nickname that'll kind of follow me forever. But winning a World Series,

Speaker 100 team championship, it doesn't get any better than that.

Speaker 35 Yeah. Or you're the man.

Speaker 24 You're the only man.

Speaker 129 Yeah.

Speaker 129 The man.

Speaker 66 Fair.

Speaker 100 We had a lot of men.

Speaker 81 A lot of men.

Speaker 78 But yes, 25 of them.

Speaker 40 Yeah.

Speaker 100 Who are some of the other men that you played with uh well you had shane victorino on here yeah i imagine he was he was chatting it up quite a bit yeah should actually be a dude i think shane yeah he's a dude he's a dude yeah uh ryan howard big dude man's a man uh jimmy rollins little dude um we had some good pat burl jason worth yeah there's a lot of a lot of amazing players we had jim toy jim toy early in my career he was actually my favorite player growing up really yeah so i remember in spring training they put my locker right next to him which i was kind of in awe i thought it was pretty amazing, a guy that I emulated as a kid in my childhood and wanted to hit like him.

Speaker 100 Not quite the same, but I tried. And then to share a locker next to him was pretty special.

Speaker 84 How intimidating was it when you got called up and you're like, oh shit, this is,

Speaker 21 he's the strongest guy ever.

Speaker 100 Yeah. Have you met him? No.

Speaker 49 Yeah, but you're right.

Speaker 100 He's huge forearms, huge hands, just extremely strong. But he's like, he's a sweetheart, right? So he welcomes you into

Speaker 100 his family right away. So it eases the tension a little bit.
So I was, yes, in awe, but he made me feel comfortable. Yeah.

Speaker 24 You guys still keep in touch, the World Series team?

Speaker 100 Yeah, yeah, we do. We played golf last summer

Speaker 100 out in the UK. Yeah,

Speaker 100 we have a chat group that we talk a little

Speaker 100 smack back and forth.

Speaker 73 So do you live in the UK full-time?

Speaker 100 We did. So we just moved back.

Speaker 24 You just moved back.

Speaker 100 We were in the UK for three years, in London, to be precise.

Speaker 19 Okay, so what were you doing?

Speaker 117 You were the baseball ambassador to Europe.

Speaker 45 To Europe.

Speaker 60 Correct. What does that entail?

Speaker 100 Great question.

Speaker 100 Have you spent much time in Europe? No.

Speaker 24 I've been once a year. Yeah.

Speaker 100 Baseball isn't a huge sport in Europe. So

Speaker 100 one, it was a family adventure that my wife and I wanted to go on. And two, have the ability to promote a sport that I love.
So essentially promoting baseball.

Speaker 100 There's been some games in London the past several years which were huge successes.

Speaker 100 just promote it, get it on everyone's radar. You have soccer slash, it's really football, is what they call it, is a huge sport there.
So it's hard to kind of

Speaker 100 get inside of that sport, but we're working on it.

Speaker 24 Are you trying to steal some of the market share away from cricket?

Speaker 100 I mean, ideally, that'd be great. I mean, cricket is a huge sport as well, huge all around the world, India to be precise.
But yeah,

Speaker 100 it's a very traditional sport in the UK. It's like baseball it is to the...
the United States, America's pastime.

Speaker 100 So just trying to just kind of infiltrate a little bit and get baseball on people's radars.

Speaker 110 Was part of your job teaching Europeans how to throw?

Speaker 117 Because Europeans throwing is so funny.

Speaker 114 You just forget they don't throw.

Speaker 81 Like they don't throw. You're right.
They don't.

Speaker 65 If you kick them a ball, they'll be able to juggle it.

Speaker 114 When like a two-year-old will be able to have like the foot control of Messi.

Speaker 84 But if they try to throw a baseball, they look like the dumbest people in the world.

Speaker 100 Yeah, yeah. Their skill set with their feet is pretty spectacular.

Speaker 130 But you're right.

Speaker 100 Their throwing aspect is

Speaker 100 not necessarily there. So I was a coach for my son's middle school baseball team.

Speaker 100 And of the 17 kids that played, there were probably four or five that had played organized baseball before, kind of knew what was going on.

Speaker 100 There were a few that had maybe played with their dads in the past, and there were a handful that had never touched a baseball in their life.

Speaker 100 So that was an interesting conversation of trying to get them to understand like body awareness and how to hold the ball.

Speaker 116 Right.

Speaker 100 I try to keep it easy for them, but yeah, the throwing motion is not a natural thing.

Speaker 135 Did your son dominate?

Speaker 100 Yeah,

Speaker 100 he was pretty good. I'm not sure he would be as good in the States.
Yeah.

Speaker 109 Yeah, over there, yeah.

Speaker 129 But that might be like a parenting hack right there.

Speaker 61 Like, I have three kids.

Speaker 84 I might just move them to England for three years so they can dominate in baseball and like football.

Speaker 100 Fantastic idea.

Speaker 16 Get the confidence up, come back.

Speaker 43 Maybe it doesn't go so well here, but at least you had those years, those glory days.

Speaker 100 Yeah, yeah, I like that.

Speaker 24 I worked with Ashton Ginty, right?

Speaker 114 He played football.

Speaker 24 over in Germany for like the first, I want to say like 15 or 16 years of his life. Then he came back over and he was like, I'm the man.
Yeah.

Speaker 24 And he just kept being the man.

Speaker 76 Yeah.

Speaker 66 Much like you. Yeah.

Speaker 51 The man.

Speaker 122 I love it. You guys are good.

Speaker 61 Was there an age when you realized that you were going to be the man?

Speaker 2 Like, when was baseball like, oh, this is actually a future?

Speaker 100 Probably not until high school, to be honest. I played a bunch of different sports growing up, like majority of my friends did.
Majority of guys that my generation did.

Speaker 100 Played a bunch of basketball, played baseball, played soccer. We played street hockey.

Speaker 9 We played it all.

Speaker 100 Probably in high high school is when I probably started separating myself a bit from my peers on the baseball field. I was a little guy and I started to grow a bit in high school.

Speaker 100 And that's kind of when I started to, actually, this could be an opportunity.

Speaker 22 Yeah.

Speaker 117 And so you got drafted by the Dodgers, your hometown team, and then you're like, no, I'm going to go to UCLA.

Speaker 43 Was that a hard decision?

Speaker 100 It was a hard decision.

Speaker 100 Yeah, I was drafted in the second round, so like

Speaker 100 pretty high up there. And, you know,

Speaker 100 I had my dad negotiate with the Dodgers. And we got to a point where it was getting close, it made some sense.

Speaker 100 I said, all right, well, I'm going to go down with my high school buddies on our senior trip down to Cabo San Lucas. And when we come back,

Speaker 100 we'll finalize everything. Went down there for a week with a bunch of my buddies.

Speaker 100 And then just kind of slowly over the course of that week realized that I think I wanted to go to college. I wanted to kind of experience the college atmosphere in my college year.

Speaker 100 So I came back and told my parents that I didn't want to sign professionally. I wanted to go to school, continue my education as well as my baseball education.
And luckily it worked out.

Speaker 117 Yeah, it worked out because then you ended up being, what, the 15th pick?

Speaker 130 So by the Phillies, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 35 You've done your homework. Yeah.

Speaker 26 I mean, well, I saw, when I saw it, I was reading about it.

Speaker 117 I was like, he got $875,000 offered from the Dodgers when he was in high school, and he turned it down.

Speaker 45 Like, what an idiot.

Speaker 79 But then I was like, he went to UCLA and then it ended up being like 1.8 or whatever it is.

Speaker 30 in a first rounder.

Speaker 43 Pretty good bet on yourself.

Speaker 100 It was a, it was a bet on myself, but also the, I felt like if baseball was really meant to be, I would still, I would still have an opportunity after college.

Speaker 131 Yeah.

Speaker 100 I think, I mean, especially looking back on it, those college years are

Speaker 100 imperative for me growing up as a young adult, navigating on my own and also still continue to build my baseball skills. Yeah.

Speaker 24 So you get 1.8 right out of college and then you have to,

Speaker 112 which is pretty incredible.

Speaker 130 You have to pay tax on that.

Speaker 24 That's Which I didn't really realize. So you only got a million dollars when you graduated from college.

Speaker 24 I think a lot of people would not be able to handle that

Speaker 24 right off the bat.

Speaker 24 How were you able to get through that and focus on what you had to do to actually be good at the job that you already got paid to do?

Speaker 100 My goal is to be the best player I could be. I know everyone says that, but truly that was my goal, is to try to continue to improve.
And obviously, yeah, having some money in the bank was nice.

Speaker 100 I started investing it. It wasn't the best time to invest it, considering it was like the summer of 2000, and then the bubble hit.

Speaker 100 So that was my first experience of the stock market and thinking, wait, maybe this, not sure what's

Speaker 100 not all cracked up what it's supposed to be.

Speaker 100 But yeah, enjoyed it. I just wanted to improve.
So luckily, I've had some great coaches on my side in high school and college that kind of motivated me and pushed me to be the best I could.

Speaker 100 And again, luckily I had some great coaches in the minor leagues as well.

Speaker 24 Yeah, it worked worked out really well for you, obviously. You had a great career.
You were adored by the citizens of Philadelphia. The entire city loves you.

Speaker 24 But I think you were maybe the most hated player by all the teams that the Phillies were playing against. How long did it take for you to be okay with being hated?

Speaker 100 Actually, from, I don't know, about day one. Yeah.
I remember my first at-bat in the big leagues. We were in Philadelphia at Veterans Stadium, and I was, I think I pinch hit late in the game.

Speaker 100 We were getting, we were getting killed at the time and I and I felt like I was having a good at-bat foul and pitch after pitch off probably seven or eight nine pitches later I ended up striking out and as I'm walking back to the dugout the home fans of Philadelphia just boo me all the way back to the dugout so that was a quick reality of like okay you have to have some thick skin here if you're if your home fans are gonna boo you so

Speaker 100 going to an opposing stadium I always felt like if they're gonna they're booing you for a reason right they're trying to get under your skin and and I tried my best to not let it affect me.

Speaker 24 Have you ever heard somebody say, Fuck Chase Utley in the wild, that when they didn't know that you were there?

Speaker 100 Plenty of times. Oh, didn't know I was there.

Speaker 109 Yeah, and you're like, hey, hey, that's me. Wait a second.

Speaker 100 No, I'm not sure I've heard that. Definitely plenty of times where I'm on the field or hanging around the stadium.
Yes, I've definitely heard that. And I appreciate it.
Yeah. I love this fan support.

Speaker 100 Yeah.

Speaker 127 Wait, so your first hit in the big leagues is a home run, and you sprinted around the bases.

Speaker 78 I did.

Speaker 73 16.3 seconds.

Speaker 43 Kind of a try-hard move, wouldn't you say?

Speaker 100 Well, that was fired up. I mean, think about it.
You get to the big leagues, you get a hit, and it's actually a home run, and it was the grand slam. Yeah.
So, yeah, super fired up.

Speaker 100 I didn't really feel my feet. You're just kind of sprinting around the bases.

Speaker 100 I mean, I've always kind of run hard a lot and not tried to show up to the other team. That was probably a little bit exaggerated.

Speaker 134 Yeah.

Speaker 100 Looking back on it, I'm not sure I would change it, but it's really fast.

Speaker 130 That's really fast. It was moving.

Speaker 35 That's really fast. Should have enjoyed it more.

Speaker 100 I definitely should have enjoyed it more. Yeah.

Speaker 24 Did you ever sprint to first base on a walk?

Speaker 112 Never. Yeah.

Speaker 24 That's a move.

Speaker 100 There were a few college teams that did that, and I didn't think that was appropriate.

Speaker 24 Not part of the game. No.
Yeah.

Speaker 24 I want to ask you about a great play that you made in the World Series, the pump fake to first base throw home.

Speaker 24 It might be the best pump fake in the history of baseball. Did you know that you were going to pump fake it?

Speaker 100 Not when it was first hit. No.
I mean, you have this internal time clock in your head as you're going for the ball.

Speaker 100 I was shifted, not to get too many details, but I was shifted towards the first base because we had a left-handed pitcher that threw sinkers in, so most left-handed hitters pulled the ball.

Speaker 100 And he hit the opposite direction of where I was actually playing. So it was kind of a long run to get there.
I knew the run on second base mattered.

Speaker 100 That mattered more than the guy in the batter's box. So as soon as I caught it, I realized, like, I'm not sure I'm going to have much of a play.
So maybe pump fake it and see what happens.

Speaker 100 And it was an aggressive base running move. Luckily,

Speaker 100 Carlos Rees made a good catch and tag. Yeah, it was a sick play.

Speaker 24 It was a a great pump fake. Because watching it back, I was like, I don't think he knew he was going to pump fake until the very last second, which made it such a good play.

Speaker 23 You're absolutely right.

Speaker 100 You're absolutely right. Yeah, because, like I said, this internal time clock that you have, you just realize something's, this isn't, maybe I make a perfect throw and he's out, but maybe not.

Speaker 100 Maybe I throw it away, unclear what could happen. So it was better to keep it in my hand and try with the next guy.
Luckily, he kept going.

Speaker 98 Yeah.

Speaker 84 And playing second base, so you coming up, you played shortstop in third base, right?

Speaker 43 And you and you get moved to second base.

Speaker 2 Did you take that as like a insult?

Speaker 61 Or were you like, I'm, because, you know, it, it's a different position.

Speaker 117 It's obviously third baseman's got a really strong arm. Was there any part of you like, what the fuck?

Speaker 61 I'm a third baseman.

Speaker 129 I could play this position.

Speaker 100 No, I was a shortstop in college my first, my freshman year. And after making 30-something errors, my freshman year,

Speaker 100 I wasn't really, I wasn't really a shortstop.

Speaker 100 I didn't have the athleticism or the arm strength to really play a shortstop. That's when I moved to second base, and I was happy to.
Yeah.

Speaker 100 It's not an an easy position, but it's an easier position than shortstop. I think shortstop is the hardest position on the entire baseball field.

Speaker 100 And guys that are successful at it and make it look easy, it's pretty special.

Speaker 61 Do you think you could, like, was there a point where you could

Speaker 117 turn a double play with Jimmy Rollins with your eyes closed?

Speaker 129 Both of you guys having your eyes closed?

Speaker 100 We turned a lot of double plays.

Speaker 48 Yeah, you guys had it down.

Speaker 100 Yeah, maybe not. Maybe sometimes I might have had my eyes closed, to be honest with you.

Speaker 100 But no, he was, he was, he was, when I talk about great shortstops, he was one of the greatest shortstops because he would always give me great feeds.

Speaker 100 So it was hard for me to kind of screw it up, even though I did screw some up. But most of the time, he would give me a perfect feed and make it an easy, easy double play.

Speaker 100 So I was, again, lucky to have him

Speaker 100 on the other side. Yeah.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 127 Do you know where you rank in hit-by-pitches all time?

Speaker 100 It's funny. Funny you bring that up.
My son actually, recently,

Speaker 100 I think we were watching a game and somebody got hit. And my son looks at me and goes, do you think that hurt?

Speaker 100 I was like, yeah, probably hurt, but it goes away after, you know, 30 seconds or a minute. Um, and he's like, Dad, don't you have like a record for getting hit by pitches?

Speaker 35 Yeah.

Speaker 100 And I was like, I've had hit, I got hit by a lot of pitches. Yeah.
Um, but yeah, I think it's in the top 10 all day. I'm not sure it's a stat that, like, is that impressive? Oh, it definitely is.

Speaker 136 You're ninth all time in the history of Major League Baseball.

Speaker 22 You're ninth.

Speaker 110 You also got hit by a pitch three times in a single game.

Speaker 43 Uh, that is impressive.

Speaker 110 That's as tough as tough could be.

Speaker 117 Was there a specific one where you're like, oh man, that one?

Speaker 100 There's a few.

Speaker 49 I think about it.

Speaker 100 I got hit in the hand. I broke my hand.

Speaker 81 That bad.

Speaker 100 So I think about that one because it took me out a month.

Speaker 100 And that was in 2007. And we were having a I was I personally were having a good season as a team, but I personally was having a really good season.
So that slowed me down a little bit.

Speaker 100 The one that hurt the most, I got hit like underneath the bicep one time that my whole arm went numb and my hands like crunched together, and I couldn't.

Speaker 24 Got you on the nerve.

Speaker 100 Yeah, yeah. It got me on a nerve.
It probably took, I don't know, a minute or so. It felt like eternity.
It probably took a minute for my hands to like peel back.

Speaker 100 That one I remember quite a bit.

Speaker 117 And did you ever have a like getting hit by a pitch, and then the next time you're in the box having like a little hesitancy? Because that would be a natural human reaction.

Speaker 100 Yeah, no, to be honest with you.

Speaker 100 No, I mean, there's a few pitchers that I faced that were fairly intimidating, like Eroldis Chapman being big, tall, left-hander, kind of of throws from here and throws 100 and something and he didn't know where it was going it was a lead was a little wreck so he I was slightly like most lefties were slightly uncomfortable facing him yeah do you have one that you remember that you're like that kind of felt good yeah there's a bunch of them especially like if it if the bases are loaded those felt good yeah um get on base I mean, I had Ryan Howard hitting behind me, Jason Wirth, sometimes Pat Burrell hitting behind me.

Speaker 100 So we had some big power hitters hitting behind me. So anytime I can get on base, I felt like it was an advantage to us.
Yeah.

Speaker 24 You're a guy that I could imagine at some point got hit by a pitch because you pimped getting hit by a pitch. Like you got hit by a pitch, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 24 And then you like started running to first base and you're like flexing a little bit, bat flip. You're like, that was awesome.
That felt great.

Speaker 24 They're like, you can't show me up getting hit by my pitch.

Speaker 93 I tried to show you again.

Speaker 24 I mean,

Speaker 100 I tried not to show much emotion out there for whatever reason. That's kind of how I was taught at a young age.
And I stuck to it.

Speaker 100 Jimmy Rollins used to give me shit all the time of like, dude, you got to smile a little bit more. You got to show a little bit of emotion.
I just couldn't do it. That was not in my MO.

Speaker 24 Were you like that in the clubhouse or just like out on the field?

Speaker 100 Yeah, probably a few hours before game time is when it started for me.

Speaker 100 It was fairly loose prior to that, but once it got closer to game time, it was like, put your game face on and stuck with it.

Speaker 117 Well, Jimmy claims that he made you laugh all the time, but you just always had your glove over your mouth.

Speaker 58 True.

Speaker 79 So on the field, you were laughing.

Speaker 129 True.

Speaker 100 That is true. As I got a little bullet, for sure.
Yeah. Well, Jimmy's a funny guy.
Yeah. I can't necessarily repeat everything we were laughing about, but yeah.
But for whatever reason,

Speaker 100 I didn't feel that it was appropriate for the camera to see me smiling.

Speaker 9 Looking back on it.

Speaker 100 Looking back on it, maybe I wish I did a little bit more, but it is what it is.

Speaker 62 Playing the game hard the right way.

Speaker 48 Sounds like a guy who runs the home run running.

Speaker 78 16 seconds.

Speaker 12 That's so bad.

Speaker 78 That's so fast, dude.

Speaker 75 That's so fast.

Speaker 79 Speaking of playing the game the hard way, you have a rule named after you.

Speaker 97 Yeah.

Speaker 135 Chase Etley rule. Can't break up a double play.

Speaker 63 I miss it.

Speaker 2 I know it's player safety.

Speaker 48 Do you think that, like, there was just something about it where it's like, you know, a guy's, he's, he's going to be out at second, but he can really fuck this up by sliding in.

Speaker 104 Right.

Speaker 3 I miss that part of the game.

Speaker 100 Do you think like there's part of you that like, man, that's well, I mean, I think it depends on how you grew up. I grew up watching baseball in the,

Speaker 100 when I remember, like mid 80s.

Speaker 100 uh late 80s early 90s and that's how guys went in hard all the time and shortstops and second basemans were aware of the guys that came in harder than others so yeah i i miss it because that's how i grew up watching it i understand the aspect of keeping guys safer and it's definitely going to keep guys safer same with the home plate uh rule now that's going to keep guys on the field um a lot longer i mean as a second baseman i had my fair share of getting flipped and spiked and and and smashed all the time and it was part of the game and you you don't necessarily like it in the moment but you understand that it's part of it yeah yeah Like for you specifically, it's like if you do it at second base, you know they're going to have the opportunity to do it back to you.

Speaker 78 Yes, of course.

Speaker 24 You're going to, you're going to deal with the receiving innovation.

Speaker 100 No, and I remember as I started to do a little bit more due diligence, as I got a little bit older on who we're playing,

Speaker 100 how I want to position myself, understanding the runners that come in hard. Scott Rowland, the Hall of Famer, played for the Phillies and went to the

Speaker 100 Cardinals and Reds. He came in hot every time.
And we knew it as infielders. So we knew, like Jimmy and I would have a conversation, Scott Rowan's on first base,

Speaker 100 ground ball, double play, get me the ball quick. Give me the ball quick so I can get it and get out of the way because he was not scared and he was coming for you.

Speaker 100 And I mean, you appreciate that as a baseball player. But yeah, you needed to be aware of some guys coming in hot.

Speaker 24 Yeah, for player safety, how bad was the vet?

Speaker 24 Because we've heard about it.

Speaker 100 Well, I mean, I played probably, I don't know, 30 or 40 games there at most, and it was my rookie season. So I was so much better than the AAA stadium, right?

Speaker 100 So it wasn't, to me, it wasn't bad in the moment. I mean, looking back, yeah, it was old.
It was run down. They didn't put much money into it knowing that they're going to have a brand new stadium.

Speaker 100 But I was just, I was happy to be there. So taking ground balls in a major league field, regardless of what field I was happy with.

Speaker 61 Yeah. Yeah.
All right. I got a really dumb question for you.

Speaker 127 You had a 35-game hit streak.

Speaker 117 Was there any point during the hit streak where you were like, yeah, I'm just going to get hit every day for the rest of my life?

Speaker 7 Because Because I would definitely think that.

Speaker 114 Like, I'm the type of guy who, like, if I hit like three free throws, I'm like, maybe I missed my last free throw.

Speaker 100 Yeah, I mean, there is a, I mean, I think in any athlete's career, they go through moments where they just feel invincible, right?

Speaker 100 And in those, those short streaks, yeah, you feel like you can do whatever you want.

Speaker 62 That's not a short streak, by the way.

Speaker 28 35 games is not a short streak. Right, right, right.

Speaker 100 But during that, it's not like those 35 games, I didn't feel great every game, right? There's, you know, bits and pieces of that where I didn't feel very good.

Speaker 100 And I was able to leg out a hit or hit a swinging bunt or bloop one over someone's head.

Speaker 100 But yeah, there are certain moments in there that, yeah, you can feel, you feel like you're going to get a hit no matter what. Yeah.

Speaker 100 And then vice versa, there's some times out there, you could probably talk to a lot of guys that think there's no way I'm ever going to get a hit again. Right.
Those are

Speaker 100 tough pills to swallow, but you just, you kind of go, stick with the program, what got you there.

Speaker 117 So it feels like there was maybe one or two days where you're like, yeah, I think I've solved baseball.

Speaker 100 Yeah, maybe if that's a good thing. It's got to be a good thing.
Seven or eight of those days.

Speaker 24 It is a good feeling. Unfortunately, it just doesn't last.

Speaker 100 It doesn't last long enough.

Speaker 100 But any hitter at the major leagues

Speaker 100 that has had some success will tell you, yeah, there are times where you feel like the ball looks like a beach ball and you're going to hit it

Speaker 100 no matter where it's going to fall.

Speaker 57 During that streak, are you superstitious?

Speaker 117 Were you doing anything that was the same?

Speaker 100 I am superstitious. I don't remember exactly what I was doing, but for 100%, I was doing the same shit every single day.

Speaker 100 I mean, I would put my, I mean, stupid corny stuff. I would put my left sock on before I put my right sock on.
That was like a constant throughout my career.

Speaker 104 That's not corny.

Speaker 61 You're the guy with 35-game history.

Speaker 44 That's not corny.

Speaker 44 I've never done that.

Speaker 24 Maybe I could be really good at basically.

Speaker 100 I would eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich before the game. Okay.
And I started that in the minor leagues because, as you can imagine, the minor league spread isn't.

Speaker 100 quite like the big league spread. So the only, sometimes the only thing available is making yourself a PPNJ.

Speaker 100 So I stuck with that that even in the big leagues, even though there was plenty of great food.

Speaker 114 So you ate that every game?

Speaker 100 Pretty much. Pretty much every game.

Speaker 117 We need to have that on a graphic, just being like Chase Unleigh, you know, however.

Speaker 100 I'm not sure. I'm proud of that.

Speaker 49 How many games did you play?

Speaker 35 You got the phone right there. Yeah, I know.
I got to find it.

Speaker 24 So did you tell the kids in England, hey, you put your left sock on before you're right sock?

Speaker 100 No, no, there were other things I needed to get.

Speaker 24 through doing before that. I mean, that's step one, though.
That's getting dressed.

Speaker 100 Step one is like,

Speaker 100 what hand to put your glove on. I think that's

Speaker 100 definitely a conversation we had

Speaker 100 you know we had an end-of-the-season tournament this year we went to Frankfurt so we traveled to Frankfurt there were a handful of other teams from throughout Europe that were there and I mean this is a big end-of-year tournament everyone's excited for it and one kid comes up on the day of the game he's like oh coach I forgot my glove

Speaker 100 How do you forget your glove in the biggest tournament of the year? He's like, I don't know. I just forgot it.
I'm like, well, can you borrow someone else's? He's like, well, I'm left-handed.

Speaker 131 I was like, well, okay.

Speaker 100 Well, so I guess you're probably not going to play this week, but go ahead and have fun.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 109 What are you going to do?

Speaker 24 Go to a baseball store?

Speaker 100 And then you got to pinch it.

Speaker 100 He got to hit, but yeah,

Speaker 100 no defense. So, yeah, to answer your question, no, I did not talk about superstitions to them.
It was more just

Speaker 100 easy fundamentals. Yeah.
All right.

Speaker 84 So Chase Hutley ate 1,937 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches a day this quarter.

Speaker 45 That's pretty crazy. It might be a record.

Speaker 100 Probably more, actually. Yeah.
Not Probably doubled up a couple times too.

Speaker 81 Does that include this season?

Speaker 136 I think it does. Okay.

Speaker 84 Did you ever change it up?

Speaker 114 What jelly?

Speaker 100 Whatever was available. So you're not.
I was not particular. I was not particular.

Speaker 100 I prefer the creamy peanut butter over the

Speaker 100 chunky one, but if that's all they had, whiter wheat.

Speaker 100 Again, whatever they had.

Speaker 100 Probably white because I was in majority of clubhouses. We

Speaker 100 not

Speaker 100 so much.

Speaker 43 This is the portion of the podcast, like when you see

Speaker 117 fake influencers or like how what's your why?

Speaker 84 How did you get so successful? We're just gonna just really drill down on what's in this peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Speaker 114 What made you great?

Speaker 100 You got some protein, you got some carbohydrates, you got some sugar in there to get you ready for the game. I'm not sure I'm a known nutritionist, but not terrible.

Speaker 24 Well, which hand would you use for the knife? Because you use different hands to bat and throw.

Speaker 104 Yeah.

Speaker 100 Good question. Good question.

Speaker 9 And I didn't.

Speaker 100 I would typically wash my hands out. There are times I've gone out in the field with like

Speaker 100 jelly on my

Speaker 100 bag.

Speaker 24 Like if I handed you two pieces of bread right now,

Speaker 66 which I would go left.

Speaker 24 You would go left hand on the knife or left hand on the bread? No, I would go left hand

Speaker 100 bread, right-hand knife.

Speaker 100 And I would start with the left.

Speaker 110 Would you cut it after or you just eat it whole?

Speaker 61 Like, would you cut it in half? Do that.

Speaker 109 Great questions.

Speaker 2 You know, the fancy thing?

Speaker 100 I would usually cut it in half.

Speaker 116 You would.

Speaker 24 Triangles or rectangles? You go across the diagonal?

Speaker 100 No, no, I would go rectangles. Okay.
Trectangles.

Speaker 129 No, no triangles.

Speaker 104 Ever toast the bread?

Speaker 24 No, never. Okay.
Always eat the crust?

Speaker 100 Always. Always eat the crust.
Okay.

Speaker 104 Always. Any milk with it?

Speaker 100 No milk.

Speaker 132 Water? Water.

Speaker 24 You're not a dairy guy, right? What's that? You're not a big dairy guy, right?

Speaker 100 During a certain portion of my career, no, I was dairy-free.

Speaker 9 Why?

Speaker 96 Why?

Speaker 100 I was having knee issues, and

Speaker 100 they were killing me. And

Speaker 100 I needed to make some adjustments. So I checked a bunch of different boxes on trying to get this inflammation and this pain out of my knees.
And that was one of the boxes I checked.

Speaker 100 And I told myself, I'm going to do it for a month. Not that I want to do it, but I feel like this could be beneficial.

Speaker 100 I did it for a month, and probably about three weeks into it, honestly, I felt so much better. Really? My body, yes.
I mean, I was doing some other things as well, but my body just felt fresher.

Speaker 100 This was during the middle of the season. So you're playing every single night.
You wake up in the morning, something hurts, your ankles hurt, your knees hurt, your backs hurts.

Speaker 100 I remember a particular morning waking up and getting out of bed and walking, and I didn't, I had zero pain.

Speaker 117 And the light bulb went off, and I attributed it to the lack of dairy at the time so I stuck with it for a while yeah I'm back on it okay because I was gonna say this is a problem because I just purchased a soft serve ice cream industrial soft serve ice cream machine for our office and now this is like yes I missed it tremendously yeah but you also felt awesome and I feel like shit yeah and I the only thing I do to fix feeling like shit is eating more ice cream Yeah, that's probably not a great shit.

Speaker 24 No, that works. It makes me happy.

Speaker 130 It makes you happy.

Speaker 81 Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 122 Momentary happiness.

Speaker 78 I understood.

Speaker 24 So what about pizza?

Speaker 96 Yeah. Now?

Speaker 100 Then, no.

Speaker 100 I was the guy that ordered pizza with no cheese.

Speaker 24 No cheese on pizza?

Speaker 53 No cheese on pizza. He was a good.

Speaker 127 I feel like a guy who runs a base of 16.

Speaker 62 That's what this sounds like.

Speaker 109 Was that good?

Speaker 24 Did you convince yourself?

Speaker 100 It was good enough. It was better than nothing.

Speaker 5 But it's funny because who do we, oh, it was Joe Kim No, who NBA player,

Speaker 2 he said that what people don't realize, fans don't realize is like being great is really boring because because like it's just you have to have a routine.

Speaker 43 Did you feel that way where it's like people think it's a glamorous life, but it's like, no, I have to not eat dairy and do the things.

Speaker 100 It was a great, it was a great lifestyle, right? You get to play a sport that you grew up playing as a kid.

Speaker 100 You get to travel.

Speaker 100 You get some money in the bank. You're part of a team.

Speaker 100 But yeah, there's definitely some plenty of sacrifices that guys have to make from a hanging out with your buddies, going to parties, missing weddings, missing birthdays, missing kids being born.

Speaker 100 That happens all the time. But it's part of the program.
You have to be, unfortunately, you have to be a little selfish to,

Speaker 100 in my opinion, to have like, to be really successful at a sport. Yeah.
Really anything, to be honest with you. Yeah.

Speaker 24 Our producer, Max, is a giant Phillies fan.

Speaker 9 Love it.

Speaker 24 Yeah, we introduced you a little bit before you jumped on. I know he's got a couple questions for you.
So Max, bring it up.

Speaker 24 Let him have it.

Speaker 84 Don't step on anything.

Speaker 24 You don't have any valuables on the floor, do you?

Speaker 53 Because

Speaker 24 Max will destroy it.

Speaker 90 He can't get the...

Speaker 114 What's going on with the mic?

Speaker 34 Struggling with the mic. Struggling with the mic.
I'm back, though. Fix the mic.

Speaker 34 First question.

Speaker 34 This was a very big moment in my life as a child. The 08 parade.
Yeah. World fucking champions.
That was back at a time where cursing on TV wasn't necessarily

Speaker 34 as

Speaker 34 accepted as it is now. Was that something that you went into that day thinking you were going to do? Or was that just feeling the moment?

Speaker 100 Yeah, feeling the moment.

Speaker 100 I mean, it started early right and you can imagine the the few days leading up to that of just celebrating a world series victory so yeah so it started early we're on these floats we're traveling around downtown philadelphia and there's million literally millions of people were you i was there yeah so millions of people just out there supporting us um beers are flowing everyone's having a great time Then we get to the ballpark and we all get on stage.

Speaker 100 We had no idea that we were going to, someone was going to put a microphone in front of us.

Speaker 100 And sure enough, they did. And I was energized along with everyone else.
And I kind of came out what I was feeling.

Speaker 100 I got some grief for it, but mainly a lot of high fives.

Speaker 34 I think that definitely, definitely more celebrating.

Speaker 24 You taught back to the F-word.

Speaker 34 No, no, I mean, that was awesome. That was way too much.

Speaker 81 Well, I remember.

Speaker 78 No, I remember.

Speaker 100 I mean, one of the things, I was, at the time, I was sponsored by Utz Potato Chips. Oh, yeah.
Which kind of was fitting.

Speaker 134 Yeah.

Speaker 10 But after the F-bomb, no longer they dropped you no maybe it was just maybe it was just that type of maybe it was just cool you're a potato chip

Speaker 109 that's insane yeah i know and i like those chips those they're good chips good prep them too yeah but fuck them yeah

Speaker 134 they're on site for us yeah i'm yeah i'm the first guy anyway let's just be honest though if if they're around i'm gonna eat them yeah they're good yeah this is that protest no hard feelings that protest lasted about three seconds

Speaker 24 also so yeah if they backed the truck up. Yeah.

Speaker 57 Okay, we're cool us.

Speaker 62 We have cheese balls, too.

Speaker 62 The crab chip?

Speaker 66 I can't be honest.

Speaker 81 The crab chip. The crab chip

Speaker 78 is good doing the boycott on us.

Speaker 24 Oh, when I see the crab chip on the shelf, I'm going for that. Yeah.
Straight ahead. All right.

Speaker 48 Another question?

Speaker 34 I have a couple. I mean, go.

Speaker 81 You're going to cut me off as a bad thing.

Speaker 35 Actually, bring it to it. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 34 Second one.

Speaker 34 I don't have a fact check on this, but I feel like you may be the only player in MLB history to have a portion of a field named after you and and an opposing field.

Speaker 34 Utley's Corner at City Field is forever Utley's Corner. Like, what was it about playing against the Mets that you just absolutely dominated them?

Speaker 100 Great question. Great question.

Speaker 9 Yeah, great question.

Speaker 100 I mean, I think anytime you're playing against your rival, right, it

Speaker 100 can elevate your game. I think it can be intimidating, but for me, it was...

Speaker 100 you know, I wanted to prove them wrong,

Speaker 100 if you will.

Speaker 100 So yeah,

Speaker 100 we had a lot of success

Speaker 100 playing in New York.

Speaker 100 Some, me personally, some our team. And yeah, I hit a bunch of home runs kind of down that right field line.
And I mean, I haven't nicknamed that my corner, but I guess a bunch of other people. Oh,

Speaker 129 I was looking it up.

Speaker 34 Apparently, like two years ago, and you obviously haven't been playing for a long time, there was a national broadcast that they still referred to it as Outlease Corner.

Speaker 53 That's pretty sweet.

Speaker 100 I do remember coming in.

Speaker 100 I remember after the slide rule, I remember coming in the following year, playing in New York, and I was playing second base.

Speaker 100 Inning is over, I'm running off the field, and I'm about to go down into the dugout, and there's a father's son right on the first row, right above the dugout.

Speaker 100 And I kind of just look up, and the son, who's maybe 10,

Speaker 100 11 years old, he looks at me with this fire in his eye. And he's like,

Speaker 112 Chase, I hope you fucking die.

Speaker 100 Like as loud as he could possibly do it. And I was like, oh my God.
And I look at the dad like, dad. And dad goes, yeah, motherfucker.

Speaker 100 And that's when I was like, oh, this is great.

Speaker 24 And that boy grew to love this.

Speaker 20 He's a meek Phil. Yeah.

Speaker 134 Yeah.

Speaker 135 Memes. All right, keep going.

Speaker 34 This one's a little sillier.

Speaker 9 The

Speaker 34 always sunny episode. Yeah.

Speaker 34 How many real adult men sent you that exact letter after that episode came out?

Speaker 100 Quite a few. Yeah,

Speaker 16 quite a few.

Speaker 100 I mean, there was a certain point where the

Speaker 100 fan letters got overwhelming. So there's a woman for the Phillies that was nice enough to kind of open them for me and kind of sort it out to make it a little bit more easier.

Speaker 100 And yeah, there were hundreds of those letters. How was working on that?

Speaker 34 It was great.

Speaker 100 I mean, it's the first time I've ever been in front of a

Speaker 100 TV camera. I did it with Ryan Howard, which helped.
But getting there, we were a little nervous, right? But getting there, I mean, the guys were great.

Speaker 100 Charlie and Rob, they were awesome, made us feel comfortable. And I realized they're just doing whatever they want, right? Yeah.
Doing different iterations of different takes.

Speaker 100 You didn't have to be perfect. And they can cut it and splice it the way they want.

Speaker 100 So I think having those guys around and kind of giving us an example of what it was like made it so much easier. Yeah.

Speaker 24 Have you had a catch with Rob Mack since then? We've had a catch.

Speaker 100 Okay.

Speaker 122 We've had a catch.

Speaker 100 He'll be out here this week. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 We're going to have him on. Yeah.

Speaker 58 Great. Yeah.

Speaker 58 Yeah.

Speaker 114 Memes, do you have a question for Chase Hutley?

Speaker 136 Because you do not like him.

Speaker 28 Mine is in regards to the slot.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 110 I'll keep it civil.

Speaker 57 Why'd you do it?

Speaker 124 Do you have any regret about it? And have you ever apologized to Rubitata?

Speaker 100 Your first question was, why did I do it?

Speaker 101 Why'd you do it? Why did I do what?

Speaker 7 It was such a blind side.

Speaker 81 Can you blind me?

Speaker 124 As a veteran, you knew you were just going in to fuck him up.

Speaker 82 That's absolutely incorrect.

Speaker 1 Keep it civil.

Speaker 25 Keeping it civil. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 100 Listen, I get it. I understand your frustration as a Mets fan, and I get it.

Speaker 100 But there was zero intention to fuck anybody up on that play.

Speaker 100 As I mentioned before, like I grew up watching 80s, 90s baseball hard-nosed slides. And at that point, I don't know how many years I had in

Speaker 100 the big big leagues, but

Speaker 100 10, 12, 13 years at that point. And I've always gone in hard.

Speaker 100 And

Speaker 100 that was no different. Obviously, the outcome was different than other slides that I've had.
I didn't anticipate actually hitting him nearly as hard as I did.

Speaker 100 I was actually anticipating him jumping up in the air because the way it all kind of unfolded, and as you can imagine, it's happening pretty quick.

Speaker 100 So as he took the feed, I'm thinking, okay, he's going to hit the bag, get up off his feet in the air, and try to throw it.

Speaker 100 So me, I'm trying to slide a little bit with my body higher so I can clip a leg and

Speaker 100 get his throw off. But instead, he spun, which I was definitely not anticipating.

Speaker 100 And yeah, looking back on it,

Speaker 100 I didn't feel good about it. I actually

Speaker 112 felt terrible about it.

Speaker 100 I had no intention of hurting him whatsoever.

Speaker 100 And I attempted to apologize to him. He wanted no part of it, which again,

Speaker 100 I understand.

Speaker 100 So yeah, if I could go back in time and knowing the outcome that happened, of course I would have done it differently because I would have realized he's not going to jump. He's going to spin.

Speaker 100 And

Speaker 100 I could have disrupted his throw

Speaker 100 differently.

Speaker 35 Hope that answers. How do you feel? How do you feel?

Speaker 104 That was very good. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Are we healed?

Speaker 73 Do you want to do a non-civil question?

Speaker 124 No, you're responsible for the one of the greatest clips in MLB history.

Speaker 24 Game after the slide, the year after,

Speaker 24 when Noah Syndergaard threw and got kicked out, ass in the jackpot.

Speaker 131 Right. Yeah.

Speaker 62 Great clip. Yeah, this is a great clip.

Speaker 24 Yeah, the ass in the jackpot.

Speaker 100 But Tom Hallion.

Speaker 122 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 58 Yeah.

Speaker 35 Yeah.

Speaker 78 Yes.

Speaker 78 I mean, listen,

Speaker 100 I mean, as especially kind of playing in the early 2000s,

Speaker 100 in the players kind of, at the time, we were able to kind of

Speaker 34 police what was going on.

Speaker 100 You hit our guy, we're going to hit your guy, and it is what it is. I mean, now,

Speaker 100 I mean, Major League Baseball, which is rightfully so, steps in a little bit more to keep those confrontations from happening.

Speaker 100 And in that moment, I mean, I'm expecting me to get beat, right?

Speaker 100 If they would have hurt one of our players, regardless on purpose or not, we're going to hit their guy just because that's how it used to happen. So I was fully anticipating it to happen.

Speaker 100 I was surprised that he was thrown out. It was just too, at the time, it was too blatant.
And the umpires probably were on warning anyway, so they didn't have much of a choice. But yeah, here in

Speaker 78 the jackpot. Yeah, it was.
It's a great, great phrase.

Speaker 100 It was a good one.

Speaker 129 It's a great clip.

Speaker 9 I agree.

Speaker 22 Is there one pitcher that you hated facing and one that you were like, I can't wait to face him?

Speaker 100 I mean, there's a few guys

Speaker 100 that I enjoyed facing only because I had some success off them. Some guys you just see better than others.
There's a guy here at the tournament,

Speaker 100 Derek Lowe, who had a really successful career. And for whatever reason, I saw the ball well off him.
So I had some success off him.

Speaker 100 There were other guys, not so much. I mean, speaking, I rolled as Chapman.
Lucky I didn't have to face him very often.

Speaker 100 But he was tough. Dontrell Willis.
Remember Dontrell Willis?

Speaker 100 He was funky for me. I just could not pick up the ball.
He's big, herky-jerky. motion.
He had like a knee brace on, which for some reason I could not look at.

Speaker 100 Yeah, he was tough. Good guy, but he he was tough.

Speaker 23 Yeah.

Speaker 24 What about ballparks in general? Was there a ballpark that was harder for you to see the ball in?

Speaker 100 I don't know about see the ball, but some ballparks are a little bit more uncomfortable than others, at least for me.

Speaker 100 I mean, obviously I enjoyed playing in Citizens Bank Park. I enjoyed playing in Dodger Stadium.

Speaker 100 Going to New York, you can see the ball really well and the fans are into it, so it kind of livens the atmosphere. Playing in Wrigley Field is awesome.

Speaker 100 Regardless of the crazy day games and the shadows that you deal with as a hitter, it's still so much fun to play there. Going to San Francisco

Speaker 100 can be challenging because you're traveling

Speaker 100 around the country during this summertime and everywhere you're going, it's 75 to 95 degrees.

Speaker 100 And you roll into San Francisco and it's 55 and you're wearing sleeves and it's freezing and the wind's doing weird weird things. So that

Speaker 100 I didn't really enjoy playing in San Francisco because it was so much different than everywhere else. Yeah.

Speaker 35 Beautiful park, but

Speaker 9 tough to hit in.

Speaker 129 Yeah. It can be tough to hit in.

Speaker 73 All right, I got one last question.

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Speaker 61 Got it down. I love that.
Yeah.

Speaker 49 How long did that take you to memorize?

Speaker 35 Oh, we've been doing it for a long time.

Speaker 136 Okay.

Speaker 134 Long time.

Speaker 117 I do it in my sleep.

Speaker 114 It's like double play with Jimmy Rollins.

Speaker 136 Do you have your gold card on you?

Speaker 132 I don't know.

Speaker 129 I really want to just see one.

Speaker 100 It's not as I just asked every baseball player.

Speaker 24 I'm convinced that it's not real, but everybody says they agree to say that it's real.

Speaker 62 I do. Yes, you do have it.

Speaker 100 Yes, never used it.

Speaker 130 You unclicked it.

Speaker 78 You want to walk that is really gold.

Speaker 17 Oh my god, look how cool that is.

Speaker 31 It's it says the commissioner of baseball, in appreciation of long, uh, what's this is long and uh

Speaker 63 meritorious service present this lifetime pass, Chase Utley and guest.

Speaker 10 That's awesome.

Speaker 99 You've never used it?

Speaker 24 What am I going to do?

Speaker 100 Am I going to walk up to the guy that's just hired for that day and say, hey, here you go? Yes.

Speaker 78 I mean, look at me like, what the hell is this? Yeah.

Speaker 24 This thing is solid.

Speaker 3 How many guys do you think don't like have never used it?

Speaker 100 I would bet 95% of guys.

Speaker 10 That's crazy to me.

Speaker 100 Did you ask Shane?

Speaker 62 Yeah, he said he never used it.

Speaker 100 Can I have a bunch of people?

Speaker 100 Have you asked anybody that says they have used it?

Speaker 81 I don't know.

Speaker 24 I think most guys that get this card have somebody they can call.

Speaker 16 If they really want to go to Eric.

Speaker 132 Yeah.

Speaker 84 I think maybe Dan Heron, our friend Dan Heron, has used it like once or twice.

Speaker 100 They'll be like, Dan was tough.

Speaker 100 Dan was tough. Funky split finger.
He was. Yeah.

Speaker 24 We're trying to make a case for Dan for the Hall of Fame. We've been working on that case for a long time.

Speaker 129 You?

Speaker 116 I love you.

Speaker 132 You'd be a Hall of Famer.

Speaker 135 Do you think it's going to happen?

Speaker 110 Wait, Max.

Speaker 35 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 9 He's a Hall of Famer.

Speaker 100 Love you, Max.

Speaker 46 I mean,

Speaker 79 do you like think about it every year year when it comes around?

Speaker 100 Yeah, I do now. Yeah, something I had never thought about before, but now you're once your name's part of the conversation, yeah, it makes you think about it.

Speaker 114 Um who do we have to disparage for you?

Speaker 117 We're down to do that.

Speaker 39 Is there is there a specific person you want us to just sully their name?

Speaker 116 No, okay, no.

Speaker 24 I mean, that's that's the beautiful thing about

Speaker 112 voting, right?

Speaker 100 Everyone's got their own personal opinion and viewpoint of it, and some are here and some are here,

Speaker 100 and which might create some pretty cool debates.

Speaker 41 Here's a little tip.

Speaker 61 The Baseball Writers Association, maybe SKU's a little older, a little more like,

Speaker 84 hey, we're, you know, respect the game. I think you got to start using your gold card or maybe give it to a couple guys that would use it.

Speaker 100 It's a great idea. Yeah.
Two guys that would be good. That's going to compile like a mailing list.
Yeah, you love the game.

Speaker 24 If there's two guys that love going to baseball games, just like obsessed with, you know, having fun, going to a day game, drinking some beers, doing the 50-50 raffle.

Speaker 24 If you know two guys like that, I think you gave them your your card, you'd have a pretty good chance.

Speaker 100 I feel like it's a good idea. Do you guys go to many Cubs games?

Speaker 61 Yeah, I have season tickets.

Speaker 24 Wrigley's pretty incredible.

Speaker 84 Don't go to a lot of White Sox games.

Speaker 112 Okay.

Speaker 100 But yeah,

Speaker 73 White Sox Stadium has better food than Wrigley.

Speaker 104 Do they? It's a fact. Really good food.
Yeah.

Speaker 24 Really good food.

Speaker 24 That's what they spend their money on.

Speaker 129 Have you talked to Ricketts yet about it?

Speaker 20 He's got to sign Kyle Tucker.

Speaker 129 That's what we got to worry about.

Speaker 114 We don't care about the food.

Speaker 110 He can feed me cardboard if he signs Kyle Tucker.

Speaker 58 I don't care.

Speaker 129 I don't care. Yeah, he's very, very good.

Speaker 104 Is there a specific guy?

Speaker 117 Last last question, that you love watching? Like a guy that you're like, that guy.

Speaker 49 I mean, Kyle Tucker's a great hitter.

Speaker 112 Yeah, good answer.

Speaker 100 It's fun to watch Aaron Jodge because you never know. He can hit it up to the moon anywhere on the field.

Speaker 100 I mean, I follow mostly the Phillies and Dodgers, the two teams I played for.

Speaker 100 Schwarber's fun to watch. Oh, yeah, Schwarber's.
Mash is the best.

Speaker 122 The best.

Speaker 100 Shoe Otani, he just flicks stuff over the fence and makes it look too easy.

Speaker 100 Freddie Freeman's the ultimate professional hitter. Like, there's not, I don't think there's a more professional hitter than Freddie Freeman currently.

Speaker 129 What does that mean?

Speaker 100 Just he doesn't get off his game plan. His game plan is to shoot a ball to left center.
And if it's in, he'll pull it. But his whole focus is to hit it to left center.
And it's pretty impressive.

Speaker 100 He doesn't get off it ever, which is hard to do. You tell yourself as a hitter, like, all right, this is my game plan for the day.

Speaker 100 But there are times, certain times, where like you'll get out of that. And I don't think he ever gets out of that.

Speaker 134 Yeah.

Speaker 24 So your game plan for the day was, it would vary depending on who you're hitting against?

Speaker 122 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 24 Because I think a lot of times nowadays, especially the game plan is hit a home run or strike out.

Speaker 132 Right.

Speaker 96 I don't know if it's that.

Speaker 100 But listen, I think pitching today is harder to hit than it was 10 years ago. I think guys there's just more velocity,

Speaker 100 more tougher spin.

Speaker 100 It's just... I think it's just a fact.
I think hitters are now starting to catch up to it because now they've seen it for a number of years. But I think it's hit.
It's challenging to hit.

Speaker 100 So it's hard to put a game plan together.

Speaker 100 Their control isn't quite, I don't think, the same as it used to be, but they're also throwing a lot harder. So I think that can make up for it.
But it's still fun to watch.

Speaker 100 There's some talent, super talented players at the big league level. But Joey Otani is fun to watch, as is Freddie Freeman.
And Kyle Tucker.

Speaker 112 And Kyle Tucker.

Speaker 100 And my boy, Justin Turner.

Speaker 110 Yeah, Justin Turner. Yeah.

Speaker 16 Right? Has he been on the show?

Speaker 136 Yeah, he is not.

Speaker 117 We need to get him on. The fake nuts thing was pretty funny.

Speaker 129 Did you see that? I did see that.

Speaker 117 Yeah, that was pretty funny.

Speaker 81 Were they fake?

Speaker 35 For a second, I was like, are those real?

Speaker 117 And then I was like, those are really skinny nuts.

Speaker 48 That would not be great.

Speaker 24 They weren't truck nuts. They were too small to be trucked.
They might have been like bicycle nuts that you put on the back of like your

Speaker 46 coffee.

Speaker 100 I suggest you guys, there's a the par three, the 12th hole par three where the boat, the million dollar boat. Yeah.
I don't know if it's million dollars or the boat, whatever it is.

Speaker 100 You guys set up shop there. Yeah.
Guys, cruise in and do like a three-minute interview because it usually backs up.

Speaker 116 Yeah. I like that.
Okay. It's a good idea.

Speaker 129 Great idea.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 79 Although we're not good at three-minute interviews.

Speaker 24 Maybe we'll just have memes yell at it for three minutes.

Speaker 84 Similar to like going into a game with a game plan, we go into the game plan and then, hey, let's talk about how Chase Hutley made his peanut butter and jelly for 10 minutes.

Speaker 93 Actually, I'm still interested.

Speaker 24 Yeah, I have a few more questions. The small details is, that's really what separates the great from the good.
Yeah. Right? That's why you should be in the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 24 Nobody else had that type of discipline to love themselves the same meal every day plastic knife whatever butter knife okay but you would would you would you prefer the real knife no no no no butter knife perfectly fine sitting down or standing up depending on oh good question both both you would mix that up there are times where i was kind of on the move so i didn't sit down plate or paper towel again both both yeah yeah yeah would you ever make one for someone else no i've suggested it for others but no and they would never take you up no yeah yeah there There was a fad for a point in time where

Speaker 100 we were ripping through peanut butter and jelly.

Speaker 24 Like when you guys were winning the World Series, everyone was eating peanut butter and jelly?

Speaker 9 Yeah. Was there any...

Speaker 79 Did you play with anyone who ever had a peanut butter allergy?

Speaker 100 Not that I'm aware of. Okay.

Speaker 116 No, that would be bad.

Speaker 48 Yeah, that would have been. Would it have would you have stopped?

Speaker 100 It depends how severe.

Speaker 129 Okay, that's a good answer.

Speaker 114 And how good they were.

Speaker 100 True.

Speaker 129 Like, if they're an end-of-the-bench guy, it's like, come on, man. You can get your epi pen.

Speaker 62 Chase has to have his peanut butter and jelly.

Speaker 24 Did you ever have one during a game?

Speaker 16 Yes. Oh.

Speaker 100 Plenty.

Speaker 24 So you would just like sneak off.

Speaker 24 I mean, listen, you go into St.

Speaker 100 Louis in the middle of summer and it's 97 degrees with 98% humidity and you can't, you're dying. So you're just sweating, you're dying, and you need some energy.

Speaker 100 And that was my go-to to get some type of energy. So yeah, I would have them during the middle of the game.

Speaker 129 Would you post-game it? No.

Speaker 24 Never. Never.
Just business.

Speaker 100 Yeah.

Speaker 114 Do you ever, would you ever go with uncrustables?

Speaker 100 Do you know what those are? I know what those are. Okay.
Had them. I don't think I had any during.
Okay.

Speaker 24 You like the crust. You said earlier you do.

Speaker 100 I do enjoy the crust. Yeah, yeah.
There's something about the process of making it too.

Speaker 22 You never had anyone else make it? Never. Wow.
No.

Speaker 24 Look at this. I think that's all the peanut butter and jelly.

Speaker 100 That's weird shit, huh? Yeah.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 61 Yeah, I don't think I have any.

Speaker 58 What?

Speaker 24 Did you like the peanut butter they had to stir around? Yeah.

Speaker 24 The one where the oil sticks are. No, hate that.

Speaker 117 You would obviously do peanut butter on one side and jelly on the other and then put them together. You wouldn't.
No.

Speaker 100 Sometimes I would. What? Sometimes I mix it.
Yeah.

Speaker 62 So you go, it's crazy.

Speaker 6 What would you put the...

Speaker 38 You always want to do it.

Speaker 100 Well, and then you're done with the thing and you're just throwing it in the tray.

Speaker 3 But what if you think enough jelly and then you go on the peanut butter side, then you dip back in.

Speaker 7 Now you got peanut butter in the jelly.

Speaker 9 Fair. No.

Speaker 9 That happened.

Speaker 85 I can tell that happened.

Speaker 9 That has happened.

Speaker 16 Yeah, that's not a culprit on that.

Speaker 100 You're a savage.

Speaker 2 All right, Chase Huntley. Thank you, man.

Speaker 100 No, guys, my pleasure. Thanks for having me on.
Yeah. Appreciate it.
The man. That was fun.

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Speaker 26 Okay, let's wrap up the show.

Speaker 7 We've got

Speaker 40 FAQs. FAQs.

Speaker 105 Let's do it.

Speaker 109 FAQs.

Speaker 18 Zach, I have an FAQ for you.

Speaker 20 Yes, sir. How'd the Sonic Boom alarm clock go?

Speaker 24 Go Sonic Boom Alarm Clock has a couple more steps to setting up than I first thought. A lot of buttons.
We don't have it all the way equipped yet.

Speaker 56 What do you, what does that mean?

Speaker 24 I had a little bit of a tough time figuring out how to set the time on it.

Speaker 7 I, from the reviews that I heard, it's going to shake your apartment.

Speaker 24 I read some things I'm worried about, like neighbor interference, like noise complaints to the leasing office.

Speaker 24 But you got to get up. You got to try it.

Speaker 16 You got to get up.

Speaker 25 Yeah. You got to get up.

Speaker 72 Got to get up to get down.

Speaker 113 All right.

Speaker 16 Hank.

Speaker 36 FAQs.

Speaker 56 Which moment from the show would you want to relive for the first time?

Speaker 81 Ooh.

Speaker 16 Ooh.

Speaker 24 Moment from the show to relive.

Speaker 24 I think.

Speaker 28 Sopranos.

Speaker 91 Yeah.

Speaker 5 The office.

Speaker 41 I watched The Office Live starting with ABC.

Speaker 24 Wait, no, from this show.

Speaker 93 From this show.

Speaker 16 I thought you were saying that. Oh, this is a show.

Speaker 24 I would like to relive the Soprano Spoiler. Yeah, yeah, that too.

Speaker 23 I thought it was a show.

Speaker 7 Yeah. Because do you ever think about that where it's like, I wish I could watch this show again for the first time?

Speaker 24 Like when Janice shot, was it Ralphie?

Speaker 90 No,

Speaker 24 Richie Apriel in the kitchen. Yeah.

Speaker 56 Breaking Bad, because I watched season five only.

Speaker 7 What about this show?

Speaker 16 Bill Walton. Bill Walton.

Speaker 24 I would like to meet Bill Walton again for the first time.

Speaker 56 Piss dogs.

Speaker 63 Max in his overalls.

Speaker 72 I still, that's still like maybe once a month I'll think about that. Yeah.

Speaker 63 And him just screaming, I look with Daniels.

Speaker 103 This could be such a bad night for me, and you guys just want it to be so much worse.

Speaker 16 Please.

Speaker 137 Like, I look at me right now. Look at what I'm doing for you.

Speaker 137 I look ridiculous.

Speaker 24 I think you're doing it for us, though. Yes! I mean,

Speaker 137 it's not fucking working!

Speaker 137 Everything you tell me to do doesn't work!

Speaker 97 For my fucking asshole?

Speaker 16 Those are two different things.

Speaker 65 Max's reveal of the soul patch.

Speaker 24 Oh, the soul patch reveal. I saw the soul patch reveal.
Somebody posted a clip of it the other day, and I laughed out loud for like 10 seconds.

Speaker 87 Yeah.

Speaker 44 Yeah.

Speaker 93 It's so good.

Speaker 11 Pissed Dog's a good one, too.

Speaker 24 That one back.

Speaker 28 That's a good question, though.

Speaker 56 It wasn't, it was a little more heated,

Speaker 56 contentious at the time, but

Speaker 76 I won't even say it. I was going to say it.
No, I won't say it. I won't say it.
I won't say it. I won't say it.

Speaker 74 Say it, Hank.

Speaker 44 No, it's alright. You got to say it.

Speaker 42 Yeah, say it.

Speaker 56 Billy, the podcast when Billy, after Billy was falling asleep, was, or when he was falling asleep, was like...

Speaker 56 It was very funny. That was a funny moment.

Speaker 89 It was very heated.

Speaker 106 When he fell asleep on the

Speaker 35 podcast after

Speaker 56 watching him fall asleep all

Speaker 56 the time.

Speaker 12 yes that was entertaining clients yeah yeah was so bad and so funny yeah yeah

Speaker 56 also when he stepped to pft that was funny yeah or the hot sauce yeah i think that was the hot sauce the hot sauce was the best thing and if i could if i could relive and just i wish maybe the the

Speaker 56 the most heated argument that almost broke up the show that i thought was so funny the whole time and i was just like kind of like You guys were both like legit coming to me after like, you know, trying to,

Speaker 56 I don't even know, but the Mountain Dew debate. Oh.
Mountain Dew bottle. Yeah.

Speaker 12 You guys were both like.

Speaker 35 I was like, I don't know. It could be.

Speaker 68 PFT tried to gaslight.

Speaker 16 I know what the fuck it was. I was like, I don't know.

Speaker 12 Who's that? PFT is like, big cats.

Speaker 89 They're sitting behind you.

Speaker 24 Many fine people on both sides of that debate.

Speaker 113 You never know.

Speaker 24 That's the bottom line. It's the beauty of that argument is you can never know.

Speaker 75 He's gaslighting me again.

Speaker 77 The Joe Burrow interview.

Speaker 7 Because I think we don't, I think it was so awesome, but we don't remember.

Speaker 7 Like, that's just insane that we got to interview the national, the Heisman Trophy winner who just won a national championship like six hours prior, and we were fucking bombed for it.

Speaker 24 I think along those same lines, the first time we heard Coach O's voice in the office at LSU. Yeah.
Like, we heard him before we saw him, and it was just goosebumps.

Speaker 76 Just hearing him walk down the hall.

Speaker 24 Where are these boys at? Yep.

Speaker 47 Yep.

Speaker 49 Chills.

Speaker 12 Which NFL quarterback?

Speaker 16 Also Sopranos.

Speaker 46 Yeah.

Speaker 56 Yeah, fuck you. Which NFL quarterback?

Speaker 24 Whose head got run over by the SUV and the gas station?

Speaker 44 Phil Leotardo.

Speaker 24 Phil Leotardo, yeah, that's right. Train guy?

Speaker 20 No, that's Milan Buckley.

Speaker 24 He got shot in the toy train shop.

Speaker 56 Which NFL QB would you take to partner with in a fight to the death tag team style?

Speaker 45 Ooh.

Speaker 97 Cam Putin.

Speaker 56 Oh, which NFL quarterback?

Speaker 45 Like, current? Current. Shit.

Speaker 37 I think

Speaker 24 debate on whether or not he's a quarterback might be Taysom Hill.

Speaker 7 Oh, I thought you were going to say Jalen Hurts.

Speaker 96 No, no. I certified too.

Speaker 16 I was.

Speaker 75 If you could see

Speaker 34 my pre-face got angry.

Speaker 23 Max,

Speaker 23 you got... That's just...
You didn't get pre-mad?

Speaker 18 Your pre-face was not a good thing.

Speaker 34 My pre-face started to get angry. I started talking my hands.

Speaker 75 That's just a good idea. Because Jalen Hurts is the right answer.

Speaker 34 He's fucking

Speaker 34 insanely strong.

Speaker 42 I might take Baker.

Speaker 42 Baker's

Speaker 12 dog.

Speaker 59 Baker is a strong.

Speaker 56 Baker would be, he would literally, like, he'd fight to the death.

Speaker 47 I also, like,

Speaker 43 I don't think we give enough enough credit to just how, like, massive of a human Josh Allen is.

Speaker 72 Yeah.

Speaker 9 Like, strength and size.

Speaker 56 He's so nice, though.

Speaker 67 I know, but, like, imagine if he, like, he could just fucking maul someone.

Speaker 56 Tua?

Speaker 46 No. What?

Speaker 96 That's like 1-1.

Speaker 16 Bad answer?

Speaker 1 Yeah. I was just throwing names out there.

Speaker 87 I'm trying to get a conversation started.

Speaker 10 The absolute worst.

Speaker 24 Dak's probably worse. Based on the track record.
No, Tua.

Speaker 96 To bump his head.

Speaker 24 We've got video evidence of Dak Prescott in a fight.

Speaker 44 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 56 It's also big.

Speaker 106 Yeah, Lamar would be a good pick.

Speaker 113 Lamar's.

Speaker 24 But he's got hands.

Speaker 91 Yeah.

Speaker 41 Joe Flacco.

Speaker 37 Old strength. Yeah.

Speaker 81 Oh,

Speaker 49 Anthony Richardson.

Speaker 56 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 12 That would be a good pick.

Speaker 120 He's a massive human being.

Speaker 56 Caleb?

Speaker 67 Probably not.

Speaker 56 Doesn't want to break a nail.

Speaker 44 Spicy. Good one.

Speaker 107 I love when Hank gets like this.

Speaker 107 It's great.

Speaker 14 I fucking love it. The whole day, he's just going to

Speaker 68 give subtle jabs at everyone.

Speaker 38 It would just be like, no, I'm not mad.

Speaker 26 And then just fucking pepper him in for the next two days straight all because of a Mount Rush.

Speaker 75 That was a good joke, though.

Speaker 56 Hey, Zach and company, longtime listener, first time FAQ.

Speaker 56 What's one moment in PMT history you thought you might actually get you canceled or kicked off air?

Speaker 88 Well, when we did. We did get kicked off.

Speaker 49 Yeah, we get kicked off air.

Speaker 46 I don't think.

Speaker 56 I mean, we work at bar. Like, there was never, there's never been concerns about

Speaker 56 the Taylor Swift one, but that was never actually.

Speaker 23 I never was like.

Speaker 8 Like, it was a joke.

Speaker 56 Dave was joking about it, but it was never anything more than a joke. Yeah.

Speaker 34 I don't think. I thought Dave was going to fire me when I pushed Bosco at Campbell.

Speaker 16 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 56 Also, it was turned into a nothing. Yeah.

Speaker 34 It couldn't have been more of a nothing. I was so nervous.

Speaker 24 That was great because it gave Dave a great opportunity to show Bosco, like, hey, I'm on your side. Like, bring him in for, like, a pat on the head.

Speaker 56 Like, I got your back, Bosco.

Speaker 34 No, I think the word for word was,

Speaker 34 I would have been mad if you pushed someone, but it was Bosco, so I don't care.

Speaker 82 Yeah, which is fair. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 60 I don't think there's, I mean, besides the time we actually got canceled.

Speaker 87 I don't think so. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 24 The thought really hasn't crossed my mind. No.

Speaker 56 Hey, Big Cat PFT, happy that your tongue survived another year of staying out of each other's butts. Will we ever see any more specific PMT 24-hour streams?

Speaker 56 How much work goes in to be able to pull that off for guys on camera, those behind the scenes?

Speaker 56 One of my favorite memories was you guys playing N64 during the middle of the night and would love to see more of the random content like that. Love your show.

Speaker 56 Thanks for the putting smiles on everyone's face.

Speaker 24 That was in the place of Grit Week, I believe. It was during COVID when we could training camps.

Speaker 56 That's correct.

Speaker 24 So we had a Grit stream, which was a 24-hour one.

Speaker 24 Occasionally, we pop up on Barcelona After Dark, take place and take part in their little locked in hell stream challenges.

Speaker 56 The Yaks doing a 12-hour stream soon.

Speaker 120 Another dig.

Speaker 75 I'm trying to think, man.

Speaker 56 Yeah, Barcelona After Dark is probably where.

Speaker 24 But you guys did one. Yeah.

Speaker 56 Me and Max. Yeah, what did we do?

Speaker 107 Yeah, me and my 24 hours.

Speaker 56 I think it would be like 22 or something.

Speaker 24 Max hit Blake in the head with a hockey stick.

Speaker 74 Yep, that was Max.

Speaker 76 We could do one.

Speaker 35 We could do a part of my Take Sleepover if we got correct sponsorships.

Speaker 16 I would do it.

Speaker 92 How long was the darts?

Speaker 56 Darts was.

Speaker 92 That was a long one. Wait,

Speaker 20 how long was the stand-up?

Speaker 56 Stand-up was an hour.

Speaker 32 Oh, it felt like five days.

Speaker 56 Crushed pay-per-views.

Speaker 74 People love the stand-up.

Speaker 42 Especially ours

Speaker 42 six months beforehand.

Speaker 24 Real easy to follow a warmed-up crowd like that, Hank.

Speaker 77 No one's ever been worse at stand-up than memes.

Speaker 16 I learned it. It was a one-man show.

Speaker 94 It wasn't wasn't stand-up, it was a one-man show.

Speaker 24 That was it, it was high art, a textbook case of procrastination where memes was just like, I'll figure it out later, I'll figure it out later.

Speaker 24 Until it was the day of the show, and he had like two hours left. He's like, I think I got to figure it out.

Speaker 7 If you didn't like memes, stand-up, you just didn't understand it.

Speaker 78 Yeah, he didn't understand it.

Speaker 68 It was a one-man show.

Speaker 16 The Pundo show was one-man show, Hank, and then it was so, and then it was just like, oh, comedy show, you're opening. Yeah,

Speaker 45 uh, okay, is that it?

Speaker 97 One more, One more.

Speaker 12 Ooh, I like this.

Speaker 56 If you had to build an NFL team/slash skill position roster out of PMT guests, no professional athletes. What? Who would make that list?

Speaker 24 Okay, I think somebody asked us this about the NBA as starting five at one point.

Speaker 90 I think we're still at tight end.

Speaker 24 Maybe John Taffer at guard.

Speaker 11 John Taffer. Oh, no, he said skill position.

Speaker 24 Oh, skill position.

Speaker 23 We're still at tight end.

Speaker 67 Who have we had that's fast?

Speaker 109 That is

Speaker 44 fast.

Speaker 34 Jerry O'Connell played quarterback in true.

Speaker 9 True, Kush.

Speaker 10 Yeah, we'll put we'll put JOC a quarterback.

Speaker 16 Um,

Speaker 24 this is tough. Maybe Rebecca Romaine somewhere.
Yep,

Speaker 21 coach's bought. Nope, nope,

Speaker 24 maybe, maybe tight end for her.

Speaker 24 Stop, stop.

Speaker 16 What?

Speaker 56 Owen Wilson, Owen Wilson? Whoa.

Speaker 54 What just happened?

Speaker 45 What just happened to you?

Speaker 37 Mark Wahlberg at running back? Yeah.

Speaker 24 Wahlberg at running back. That'd be good.

Speaker 49 I don't know who the wide receivers would be.

Speaker 7 We need wide receivers. We need fast guys.

Speaker 56 Pablo Torre.

Speaker 24 Wait, wouldn't Wahlberg?

Speaker 56 Randy Moss. We have Randy Moss.

Speaker 23 Oh, yeah. Randy Moss at receiver.

Speaker 24 I feel like Wahlberg at receiver. Wasn't that his position inventory? Yeah.

Speaker 102 Yeah, he could be slot receiver. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Randy Moss on the outside.

Speaker 113 Wendy.

Speaker 23 Wendy is a run fullback.

Speaker 42 Love that.

Speaker 56 Josh DeMel.

Speaker 89 Josh Damel. He was a quarterback, right?

Speaker 42 Yeah, he could be the quarterback.

Speaker 24 He'll be starting quarterback, Jerry. You can back him up.

Speaker 39 He could be the backup for sure.

Speaker 28 I'm trying to think who else we've had. That's...

Speaker 16 I mean, we could.

Speaker 26 No professional athletes?

Speaker 56 No professional athletes.

Speaker 8 I mean, we could just do like

Speaker 87 Kane and Undertaker.

Speaker 24 They're athletes.

Speaker 82 They're professional athletes.

Speaker 16 They're professional athletes.

Speaker 94 Okay, sorry. Sorry.

Speaker 24 They're professional athletes.

Speaker 74 My bad. Jimmy Tatra?

Speaker 25 Just vibes guy.

Speaker 56 He could be like like a slot. He's a slot receiver.

Speaker 97 Yeah, yeah, for sure. For sure.

Speaker 2 For sure, for sure.

Speaker 56 Stav.

Speaker 90 Oh, Stavi at fullback would be good.

Speaker 107 Somewhere.

Speaker 20 We could shoot. Shane Gillis could be in there.

Speaker 24 Fauci at running back.

Speaker 7 I'm just naming all of the guys that don't play sports that we've had on.

Speaker 56 Shane played sports. Yeah.

Speaker 26 No, I'm saying professional players.

Speaker 76 Yeah, he was.

Speaker 56 Oh, yeah. No, I'm literally just going down the list.

Speaker 64 Of just non-professional athletes.

Speaker 34 It's just more linemen, though. We keep, we can't.
Yeah.

Speaker 56 Yeah. Yeah.
Not a lot of skill position. Skill position is tough.

Speaker 56 I think Jimmy could be a

Speaker 56 good slot. Randy Moss, take the top off.
Yeah.

Speaker 46 Yeah.

Speaker 17 For sure.

Speaker 34 Jimmy would have to be a receiver.

Speaker 76 Yeah.

Speaker 56 Okay. Does Joey Chestnut count? Yeah.

Speaker 46 Yeah.

Speaker 46 He's a professional athlete.

Speaker 56 Does he count as a

Speaker 56 team? No, as a professional athlete.

Speaker 54 Yeah, that was except that he was a great athlete.

Speaker 56 He counts as a professional athlete. Yes.

Speaker 23 Got it.

Speaker 24 Major League Eater. Got it.
Yes.

Speaker 74 Got it.

Speaker 85 Come on, Hank.

Speaker 92 Just double-checking. Hank.

Speaker 56 Matt Damon, Casey Athletic.

Speaker 34 Adam Silver could probably snag some.

Speaker 30 Yeah, he could maybe hear the plays from the sideline.

Speaker 60 If we lose our headsets.

Speaker 24 Yeah, I don't think the commissioners have any place in the starting lineup.

Speaker 97 Yeah.

Speaker 12 Florio?

Speaker 42 Florio could just be.

Speaker 87 He could just sue the other team to death.

Speaker 24 What about coaches that weren't professional athletes?

Speaker 56 Missoula would be a stud.

Speaker 24 Yeah, Missoula would be great.

Speaker 56 Yeah, we'd suck.

Speaker 91 Yeah.

Speaker 97 Okay.

Speaker 11 Good show, boys. Numbers.

Speaker 46 Great show.

Speaker 37 Oh, I was trying to get your attention, Hank.

Speaker 56 I was working. Again.

Speaker 16 I'll work with you. You got it? I got it.

Speaker 54 I'm going to go with

Speaker 24 65.

Speaker 102 Matt, our ghostwriter's here.

Speaker 38 He's going to.

Speaker 37 Wait.

Speaker 88 Hank got six.

Speaker 16 Hank got six.

Speaker 30 Matt, our ghostwriter's here.

Speaker 77 Matt,

Speaker 7 how would you say the book's going?

Speaker 24 You know, I got to be honest, I'm pretty worried about it, guys. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 14 Because every time we sit and talk to you, we're like, we should just run away.

Speaker 24 Well, you're running off to meetings. You're busy people.

Speaker 24 You know, I'm here for four days, but I can't even get your attention. So

Speaker 38 I'm a little worried.

Speaker 24 Book is going to be might not ever come out.

Speaker 16 Might never come out. Might never come out.

Speaker 85 All right. What number do you have, Matt?

Speaker 24 17.

Speaker 11 17. Okay.

Speaker 97 All right.

Speaker 26 Who else has to go?

Speaker 81 12.

Speaker 76 99. Poo.

Speaker 46 21.

Speaker 22 Stole my number, 33.

Speaker 7 I'll go 77.

Speaker 7 11.

Speaker 34 Oh, I should have taken Shane's number again.

Speaker 63 Yeah, you should have.

Speaker 106 All right, everyone, say their number real quick again. Starting with PFT, go around.

Speaker 38 6.

Speaker 62 Starting with PFT.

Speaker 24 65.

Speaker 63 17.

Speaker 16 This is a good hang episode.

Speaker 24 Great. 21.

Speaker 25 33.

Speaker 46 Three.

Speaker 17 333.

Speaker 108 That's 77. Three.

Speaker 68 Today's the day.

Speaker 77 Today's not the day. It will never be the day, buddy.

Speaker 34 Oh, Shane got it.

Speaker 34 Shane!

Speaker 50 Let's go!

Speaker 18 Shane, have you ever gotten it?

Speaker 52 I've gotten it. Oh, you have? Okay.

Speaker 16 Yeah, nobody cares. Wow.

Speaker 37 You got a double ball. Oh, Shane.
Shane. Shane.
Shane's wild.

Speaker 97 Shane.

Speaker 56 Shane. Shane.
Shane.

Speaker 49 Shane. Shane.
Shane.

Speaker 34 Oh, that would have been great if I took it. He would have been so fucking mad.
You would have mad at me.

Speaker 24 What's your secret to getting the lottery ball machine so many times? That's awesome. Chargers players.
Nice.

Speaker 54 Herbert, LC.

Speaker 68 La Dania Thompson played for the Jets.

Speaker 14 Okay, well, means have you gotten it?

Speaker 28 I did that one time.

Speaker 49 No, you didn't. I do.
No, you didn't.

Speaker 24 You never got it.

Speaker 26 Shane, you've gotten it twice now?

Speaker 34 This is my second time. Wow.

Speaker 88 Let's go.

Speaker 24 Ghost Rider Matt, how impressive is it that Shane was able to guess the number of the machine?

Speaker 25 I'll turn on you, Ghost Rider Matt.

Speaker 63 It's really impressive, and you know what?

Speaker 24 I think he should write a chapter.

Speaker 16 Yeah, I should figure out how to get the lottery ball.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 16 Oh.

Speaker 25 Shane can't read or write.

Speaker 28 You've seen our graphics.

Speaker 16 Yeah, whatever.

Speaker 83 He's like, oh, I didn't spell that wrong.

Speaker 47 The computer did.

Speaker 3 That is something we're going to have to talk to Matt, our ghostwriter, about that we somehow have managed, all of our hires have had issues

Speaker 54 writing at every point.

Speaker 56 Starts at the top.

Speaker 38 What? What?

Speaker 24 Photoshop doesn't have spell check.

Speaker 16 Oh. Oh, okay.

Speaker 69 What word did you misspell?

Speaker 34 Uh, Jameis Winston, because I write down like quotes in my notes app on my computer, and it autocrats Jameis to James every time.

Speaker 34 But I've been, I've been better. I've been better.

Speaker 81 No, it hasn't. Yeah,

Speaker 34 there hasn't been a misspelling in a while.

Speaker 94 Yeah, Jason Tatum's stats wrong when you could just look it up online.

Speaker 16 Okay, dude.

Speaker 14 This is all your fault, Tank.

Speaker 112 Whatever.

Speaker 24 All right, that's the show. Love you guys.