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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take, week two in the NFL.

Speaker 8 We're going to talk every game from Sunday.

Speaker 19 The Bears suck.

Speaker 8 The Cowboys and Giants played a thriller.

Speaker 22 Russell Wilson might be back.

Speaker 7 The Eagles beat the Chiefs in a Super Bowl rematch.

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Speaker 2 Today is Monday, September 15th.

Speaker 44 week

Speaker 44 two

Speaker 45 rumbling and stumbling and

Speaker 12 some spread

Speaker 3 We start in Detroit where Dan Campbell is looking chunky and thinking soupy while his friend Bent Johnson is just trying to get his team upright and erect.

Speaker 3 The Bears look good on their first drive as Rome wasn't built in a day.

Speaker 49 Adunze scored.

Speaker 3 A notable draft pick from Ryan. Rebuilds weren't done in a day or a year or four years.

Speaker 50 Polls.

Speaker 47 Everything after that was all Lions as Brock Ryd, an Egyptian, scored to make it 21-7.

Speaker 49 And Amon Ross St.

Speaker 3 Brown goes. Frazier landed the knockout blow as he scored not once, not twice, but three times on the way to a 50-burger.

Speaker 48 The Bears are farther away from being back than they've ever been.

Speaker 55 Lions 52, Bears 21.

Speaker 47 What?

Speaker 53 What?

Speaker 53 In Cincinnati, Toburro went down with an injury, leaving Rex Ryan disgusted.

Speaker 48 Toburrow is ironically Rex Ryan's best move in the bedroom, boom.

Speaker 20 I get a teach.

Speaker 44 Very good teach.

Speaker 53 The game money to watch as Jamar Chase Bank and Travis ATM both found pay dirt in a back and forth affair.

Speaker 53 Based all Putin showed signs of Russian aggression in a special Jackson military experiment, But Liam Ice Cream Cone fell short of the 31 flavors of points he needed as Drake Browning is a certified coverboy, leading the Bengals to a game-winning touchdown drive as time expired.

Speaker 53 Bengals 31, the Jaguars 27.

Speaker 49 In Pittsburgh, Caleb Presley Johnson is going to need a Sunday conversation with Mike Tomlin after walking away from a kickoff and giving up an easy touchdown to the Seahawks.

Speaker 3 Tori Horton hears a boo after scoring, and Kenneth Brandon Walker said, Why are you hollering to the black and gold crowd after running through the battered Pittsburgh defense?

Speaker 3 Tough news for Joe Rogan podcast listeners, as it doesn't look like Rodgers will be going to Austin much in the future after Calvin caused an interception in the end zone that swung the game.

Speaker 19 Seattle 31, Pittsburgh 17.

Speaker 53 Down to New Orleans, we're Mac in the saddle again.

Speaker 47 We're Mac in the saddle again.

Speaker 53 As Jones is back to being QB1, a four-year dream for Kyle Shanahan realized. Luke Cracker-Farrell said it doesn't matter that we're missing fan favorites like Kittle and Purdy.

Speaker 60 That logo is still the same.

Speaker 53 Spencer Frattler hazed Alvin Kamara during rush week, handing him the ball 21 times against the Niners defense. Thank you, sir.
May I have another loss as the Saints don't go marching. Niners 26.

Speaker 53 Saints 21.

Speaker 54 We go down to Miami now, where Henry Lockwood was on the scene for the Patriots big win.

Speaker 62 Thanks, Boom. Yes, we're down to Miami.

Speaker 62 Trizzy Drake Bay got the scoring starter when he connected with fellow heel, Mac Trill Hollins, and had the Patriots smocking up seven.

Speaker 66 Keyshawn, Keyshung, Keyshung, Keyshawn, Keyshawn, Keyshawn.

Speaker 64 Booty was rocking everywhere after scoring.

Speaker 62 But unfortunately, Andre Aurora Barogalalis missed PATs on both touchdowns because he's a horrible kicker with a bad number and an arm sleeve and an ass towel, even though he's a kicker.

Speaker 62 But I digress. In the third quarter, Malik George Washington crossed the Delaware River and could go all the way.

Speaker 64 This is a fourth quarter, not a third quarter, for a punt return touchdown to give the Dolphins a fourth quarter lead.

Speaker 62 On the ensuing kickoff, Antonio Tyrese Gibson said, stop trying to catch me, cuh.

Speaker 64 And he could go all the way. And so could Mike Rabel to the house to give the lead right back to the Patriots.

Speaker 62 Dolphins, 27.

Speaker 20 New England, 33.

Speaker 5 That was a very European way to read the score there, Boom.

Speaker 59 Thanks, Boom.

Speaker 62 I didn't want to say Patriots twice in a row.

Speaker 48 All right, we're sticking the AFC East back up to the Meadowlands for memes.

Speaker 67 In MetLife, Josh Allen is going to feel hungover tomorrow after taking a punch from Michael Roger Clemens, who thought Josh's nose was the ball. The Bills made sure to run CD formation for Elijah.

Speaker 67 Give me, give me more touchdowns, that is, while James Chef Cook said, hello there, children, as he made the Jets' defense look like a Pee Wee football team.

Speaker 67 Joey laid both of his nuts across the Jets' forehead with a sack and force fumble. And breaking news, just in.
Fields might be ass, Teach.

Speaker 70 Oh, no.

Speaker 67 Bills 30, Jets 10.

Speaker 64 That's terrible news, Boom.

Speaker 53 We go to Indy, where Shane's stipend is playing with house money as Jonathan Taylor Ham was running a pig skin up and down the field to the tune of 165.

Speaker 53 Bo Nixalot threw some buttermilk biscuits to his receivers and Troy Franklin Delano Roosevelt proved his legs still work scoring and hauling in 89 yards.

Speaker 53 The Colts looked like they were fried but they ordered seconds of Schrader Tots as a penalty let them put extra mustard on it as the Colts played catch-up winning the game as the clock expired.

Speaker 69 Colts 29.

Speaker 53 The Broncos 28.

Speaker 48 And now we go to the game of the week where Max was there in Arrowhead.

Speaker 68 We head over to Kansas City where it's another year of say prawn Barkley making opposing defenses look like shrimp as he once again dominated the run game.

Speaker 68 Andrew Makuba Uba got a five-star rating after he took a pick for a ride while Travis Kelsey Swift was saying, don't blame me. Love made me lazy after dropping a no-doubt touchdown.

Speaker 68 Jalen MakeUBut Hurts had everyone crying for throwing less than 100 yards, but everyone should shut their ass up because they fucking won the game.

Speaker 44 Eagle 20, Chief 17.

Speaker 75 Standing on the corner, Jameis Winston down the shore.

Speaker 25 Such a fine sight to see.

Speaker 54 Eating dubs like they were snickers till they ran into a kicker by the name of Brandon Aubrey.

Speaker 76 Another dad

Speaker 63 win. This game was massion.

Speaker 54 and all the giant fans just want Jackson.

Speaker 44 Cowboys 40, Giants 37.

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Speaker 40 Okay, week two in the books.

Speaker 22 It was a hell of a Sunday, boys.

Speaker 87 We had some crazy action.

Speaker 88 Can't stress enough how much it sucks to do the nine games early, three games late, the NFL.

Speaker 8 Just figure it out.

Speaker 61 Figure it the fuck out.

Speaker 8 It was just too much chaos going on and then not tapering us off in a successful way.

Speaker 25 And also knowing that we've got two games Monday night.

Speaker 29 I know.

Speaker 25 It's inexcusable.

Speaker 56 I don't want to complain about football, but it is like, but it's just a crazy...

Speaker 38 We have 12 games.

Speaker 52 Just give them to us.

Speaker 20 correctly. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 25 Like it's like when you leave a pet at home.

Speaker 70 Yeah.

Speaker 25 You're going to eat all the food and you're going to feel bad afterwards. It's loading.

Speaker 94 We're the pets.

Speaker 25 You need to make sure that we have a spaced spaced-out Sunday afternoon so we don't get full on football earlier. Like, we're going to be plenty full after the first late.

Speaker 25 Just give us one more game in the afternoon.

Speaker 7 It's loading up on the wedding appetizers. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And then sitting down and being like, shit, this actually was a good dinner.

Speaker 22 Why did I eat a thousand bacon-wrapped scallops?

Speaker 25 But sometimes it is awesome to just do an appetizer dinner.

Speaker 8 Dude, I do that every single time.

Speaker 96 I fucking stand outside the door. Yeah.

Speaker 22 Like, I'm standing outside where they come out, so I just get it fresh right before it's like

Speaker 8 untouched appetizer platter. Yeah.

Speaker 25 That's best. That's great.
Sometimes I just do a dips dinner where I get like four different kinds of dips.

Speaker 25 And then that's basically the same thing as just getting too full and then not having any room for dinner, except you get way too full and you don't have a dinner.

Speaker 95 But it didn't feel like dinner.

Speaker 99 Yeah.

Speaker 25 All right. I pretty much skipped.
I ate healthy today.

Speaker 101 We got the Vikings and the Falcons in a field goal fest, which we will update after we do all the games.

Speaker 91 Doesn't look like the same game as we watched Bill's Ravens Sunday Night Football week one.

Speaker 25 Question, though, are we falling for the J.J. McCarthy trap again?

Speaker 25 Because I think that he might have Tebow adjacent qualities about him. I don't think he's as bad as Tebow was.
Obviously, he's good at times, but this is kind of what J.J. does.

Speaker 25 He gets everybody saying that he sucks, and then he starts playing really good.

Speaker 2 And he's also got his defense playing Ben Don't Break perfectly.

Speaker 19 That's all JJ. Yep.
That's J.J.

Speaker 103 McCarthy.

Speaker 25 That's leadership.

Speaker 94 Yeah.

Speaker 5 All right, let's get into it.

Speaker 35 Let's start with

Speaker 99 the band-aid.

Speaker 17 Lions, 52, Bears, 21.

Speaker 22 I want to start with the Lions because I don't want to just not mention how good the Lions looked because they looked so fucking good.

Speaker 36 They were

Speaker 5 everything that we thought week one.

Speaker 56 Oh, no, they're going to have problems.

Speaker 105 Their offensive line, their new coordinator, basically erased.

Speaker 4 Jared Goff played perfect football.

Speaker 36 He was 23 for, or sorry, yeah, 23 for 28, five touchdown passes.

Speaker 21 I don't think he got sacked once.

Speaker 2 The Lions had 511 yards, 52 points on 58 plays.

Speaker 107 52 points on 58 plays.

Speaker 6 They almost scored a point a play.

Speaker 103 It's crazy.

Speaker 45 It's insane.

Speaker 28 They were doing it all.

Speaker 99 They were doing the Amon Ralph St.

Speaker 2 Brown was just feasting three touchdowns, the big shot to J-Mo.

Speaker 5 Everything, everything worked for them.

Speaker 99 They ran for 177.

Speaker 77 They passed for 334.

Speaker 18 The Lions looked absolutely fine, like the team that we've come to expect the last two years.

Speaker 89 That was put to rest.

Speaker 25 Yeah, I mean, they looked unstoppable. Their offense looked awesome.
Their defense looked pretty good, too, at times.

Speaker 25 They kind of rubbed it in your face a little bit with that one turnover where they did the Ben Johnson celebration, where they did the fumble play, fake fumble play that Jared Goff ran last year.

Speaker 25 They had that planned out as a celebration to use against the Bears.

Speaker 25 It did feel a little bit personal.

Speaker 13 That's okay.

Speaker 25 I knew that the Lions were going to win this game when Dan Campbell said, we have to win this game. Yeah.
He talked himself into a lather.

Speaker 25 And when Dan Campbell's desperate, that's a man you don't want to fuck with. Yeah.

Speaker 89 Yeah. And so, you know, I mean, listen, the Lions, they kick the shit out of the Bears.

Speaker 22 They're going to do a celebration.

Speaker 6 They're going to enjoy it.

Speaker 8 I'm sure it wasn't, like, super personal because Ben Johnson and Dan Campbell, Dan Campbell said he's still my friend, but yeah,

Speaker 100 they wanted to show that they're fine without him.

Speaker 25 Did Dan Campbell say that or did Ben Johnson say it?

Speaker 22 I think Dan Campbell said it before.

Speaker 25 Okay, so they're confirmed both friends.

Speaker 43 Both friends.

Speaker 28 Both friends.

Speaker 8 But yeah, I'm sure there's a chip on the shoulder for the Lions guys to be like, hey, we're not just Ben Johnson.

Speaker 28 We're a really good team otherwise.

Speaker 110 And they proved it.

Speaker 25 It was an ass kicking. Now, I thought that there were some things that you could take away from it if you want some takeaways, some positive takeaways.

Speaker 8 I don't want positive takeaways. I don't want any positive takeaways.

Speaker 25 Do you want one?

Speaker 28 No, this team sucks.

Speaker 1 This team sucks.

Speaker 2 This organization sucks.

Speaker 32 The only

Speaker 23 Roma Dunze was good.

Speaker 25 Yep, that was going to be my positive takeaway.

Speaker 2 Caleb wasn't the main problem.

Speaker 2 Notice how I phrased that.

Speaker 28 He still didn't like.

Speaker 56 It wasn't like he lit the world on fire, but I wouldn't say he was the main problem.

Speaker 26 The defense has now given up

Speaker 2 694 yards and 73 points in the last five quarters of football.

Speaker 84 That's impossible.

Speaker 25 It's hard to do.

Speaker 28 And the main culprit is Ryan Poles because we are now in year four of a rebuild. And you guys probably didn't see this, but it was obviously big for Bears fans and on Bears' Twitter.

Speaker 88 In this game, Ryan Pohl's top 10 pick, tight end, Colson Loveland, had zero receptions.

Speaker 17 His second round pick, wide receiver Luther Burden, had zero receptions.

Speaker 77 His second round offensive tackle pick was a healthy scratch.

Speaker 22 His second round defensive tackle was a healthy scratch.

Speaker 84 It's absolutely abysmal.

Speaker 90 Year four of a rebuild, and they're somehow worse

Speaker 22 after Ryan Paul's had two number one picks.

Speaker 8 Obviously, he traded one of them.

Speaker 88 A ton of shots at it.

Speaker 49 He did the press conference when he got hired and said, we're going to take the North and give it back.

Speaker 2 He is now 3-17 versus the NFC North. 3-17 versus NFC North.

Speaker 84 It's absolutely a joke.

Speaker 98 And I feel bad for Ben Johnson because he inherited this and he probably, you know, $13 million, a lot of money, but he probably is looking around and being like, fuck, this is a mess.

Speaker 25 Just quick fact check. Luther Burden, I'm seeing that he had one reception

Speaker 25 for five yards.

Speaker 8 Okay, so he had one reception.

Speaker 25 Great. So, yeah, Colson Loveland.

Speaker 88 That was probably when the game lasted 17 hours. I think it was still going on

Speaker 28 when the Chiefs and Eagles kicked off.

Speaker 25 The game was still going on after the Giants and the Cowboys finished

Speaker 25 in overtime. It was pretty crazy.
And they went to zero in overtime. The clock struck zero.
This game was still happening. I don't know why it lasted that long.

Speaker 25 Colson Loveland, I think, is going to be a fine player.

Speaker 20 Well, it doesn't help that Tyler Warren looks awesome. Yeah, he does.

Speaker 25 He looks really good.

Speaker 54 Ryan Poles has not had a single Pro Bowler drafted.

Speaker 61 That's pretty crazy. That's pretty hard to do.

Speaker 82 And he's had a lot of tie picks.

Speaker 25 I agree that Caleb Williams was not the problem.

Speaker 83 He wasn't the main problem.

Speaker 25 He wasn't the main problem.

Speaker 25 He wasn't a solution.

Speaker 42 The interception was really bad.

Speaker 25 The interception was ridiculous.

Speaker 49 And then people were like, you asked for more interceptions.

Speaker 88 I did not ask for that type of interception.

Speaker 56 I asked for the interception where he's taking a shot to hit a guy downfield, not he can just throw the ball away, and instead he throws the ball away into the lion's hand.

Speaker 25 I think he, yeah, he was trying to throw the ball away, but then that's almost more concerning because he wasn't accurate enough to hit the sideline. Yeah.
The entire sideline.

Speaker 42 No, this team is bad.

Speaker 2 I'm actually upset at myself for letting people

Speaker 6 be like, you're being too hard on them after week one.

Speaker 85 It probably wasn't hard enough.

Speaker 80 This defense is a joke.

Speaker 8 The offensive line was invested in heavily, is not good enough.

Speaker 7 Caleb Williams is not taking enough steps forward.

Speaker 110 And the roster, again, we're on year four of a rebuild where you had two times you had the number one pick.

Speaker 99 And this is the output.

Speaker 115 This is how bad it is.

Speaker 42 And he's like, he's 50, Ryan Paul is 15 and 38 in his tenure.

Speaker 41 15 and 38.

Speaker 42 That's insane.

Speaker 42 And he got an extension two months ago.

Speaker 116 I honestly wish the Bears would just be like,

Speaker 17 who knows what Ben Johnson will be as a coach?

Speaker 115 But

Speaker 32 I would be totally down with them to be like, hey, Ryan Paul's, you're gone.

Speaker 77 Ben Johnson, this is your roster.

Speaker 17 Trade anyone you want.

Speaker 2 Trade some of these guys before the trade deadline this year. Get as many picks as possible.

Speaker 100 And I guess just do a rebuild again.

Speaker 79 And just

Speaker 79 build the team

Speaker 5 in your image, in your mold.

Speaker 41 And guess what?

Speaker 99 It could end up exactly at this point.

Speaker 16 But the fact that we're at this point after four years of rebuilding is an absolute joke.

Speaker 25 I was wondering about that when they announced the Ryan Pohl's extension. What did he do that made them say, yeah, this is our guy.
He's done a great job.

Speaker 25 Because ultimately, you have to be judged based on if your football team is good at playing football.

Speaker 2 Can I tell you what I honestly think what happened was?

Speaker 7 I think that just the fact that he was able to negotiate an extension makes him a genius negotiator.

Speaker 25 That's a good point. I was going to say that.

Speaker 6 very meta, but like him convincing George McCassie to give him more money, he was like, holy shit, this guy's good.

Speaker 113 I was going to say

Speaker 25 the fact that he signed Ben Johnson. Yeah.
A coach that you think is going to be good, that was good enough for them to say, okay, we got the guy that we didn't think that we were going to get.

Speaker 25 We're not going to wait and see how it plays out. Good job, Ryan Pole.

Speaker 41 Yeah, he got Ben Johnson.

Speaker 25 He's an excellent, he's like a headhunter.

Speaker 94 Right.

Speaker 17 But the Bears also,

Speaker 1 and it's early, so I'm going to have patience with Ben Johnson.

Speaker 87 I'm not going to, anyone who's like, he's a bad coach after two games, that's crazy.

Speaker 99 But they are not, they're playing like dog shit, and they're very penalized.

Speaker 16 They had eight penalties for 50 yards today, which actually was a step in the right direction because it was 12 for 127 on Monday night football.

Speaker 2 And I like Ryan Paul as a guy, but this is just, you can't, how can you look at this record and this roster and have this many guys that you drafted in the first three rounds not contributing?

Speaker 88 Like, that's how this works in the NFL.

Speaker 31 You draft, when you draft guys in the first round round and the second round, they have to contribute right away.

Speaker 99 Otherwise, what are you doing?

Speaker 25 It is crazy to think that on Thanksgiving last year, this game was way more competitive.

Speaker 121 Yeah.

Speaker 25 Bears should have won that game. And

Speaker 32 this game had, like, I think it's rotten to the core in a way because this game had a very similar vibe of the,

Speaker 17 after the Hail Mary last year where the team quit.

Speaker 89 It felt like the team kind of quit after halftime when the refs kind of fucked up that spotting of the ball.

Speaker 90 Obviously, it didn't matter.

Speaker 124 The Lions were going to win this game 100 times out of 100 today, but

Speaker 16 then they score with like three seconds left.

Speaker 41 It felt like the team quit.

Speaker 17 And so

Speaker 61 what's the fix for that?

Speaker 100 Like, you got to just,

Speaker 93 you're at the end of a rebuild, and now you have to clean it out again because it just doesn't feel like they have a fight.

Speaker 25 Yeah, the other thing I could say would be a positive takeaway. DeAndre Swift did not look bad when he was running the ball.

Speaker 20 No, yeah, he ran hard.

Speaker 44 He ran hard.

Speaker 25 And then, yeah, at the end of the first half, I was confused by that because it seemed like their explanation.

Speaker 25 First of all, they let the Giants run a play so it happened the lions yeah yeah yeah the lions uh jerry goff hit tesla down the sideline for a one another one-handed catch yeah from the rookie that now has the two craziest first catches of all time in nfl history because he had that one-hander last week uh for a touchdown so he catches it with one hand then the lions ran a play where they spiked it with what looked to be like half second left on the clock yeah so they could kick a field goal then the refs went back and reviewed the play before the spike and said yeah the clock operator screwed it so we're going to do a 10-second runoff.

Speaker 25 You still have six seconds left. Yeah.
I don't understand that because

Speaker 25 after you run the play where you spike it,

Speaker 15 they screwed it up.

Speaker 20 The ref screwed up the spotting.

Speaker 2 He didn't realize that he was down in bounds.

Speaker 43 Whatever. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 25 None of this matters.

Speaker 25 What I was going to say is because this is the second time that's happened in two weeks where they've reviewed a play that by the rule you shouldn't be allowed to review, but ultimately you make the right decision.

Speaker 25 You want the plays on the field to matter and be called right. The NFL just needs to say

Speaker 25 you can only review the last play

Speaker 25 before the next play unless the next play is a spike because that's the second time that it's happened. Yeah.
Teams run up to the ball too quick and it screws everything up.

Speaker 25 So just put that in the rule book.

Speaker 2 And I was mad in the moment because it was the difference of, you know, at halftime it was going to be,

Speaker 2 I think it was going to be what, a seven-point game.

Speaker 28 So it's like, oh, we can fight, but it doesn't fucking matter.

Speaker 46 The Lions were so much better. And then the Bears quit and they stink.

Speaker 96 And I don't know.

Speaker 103 They're a four-win team at most.

Speaker 46 I don't know what. I'm happy I didn't get.

Speaker 56 I'm happy that every time you guys prodded me trying to get more out of than six out of ten, I didn't go up from that because, yeah, I looked through their schedule earlier.

Speaker 80 I mean, who are they going to beat?

Speaker 25 Okay, I'll give you some wins.

Speaker 25 Cowboys at home?

Speaker 20 The Cowboys' offense is awesome.

Speaker 84 The Cowboys' offense is awesome.

Speaker 5 The Cowboys, if the Bears play, can I read this stat for you again?

Speaker 118 In the last five quarters, the Bears have given up 694 yards and 73 points.

Speaker 44 Okay, that's not good.

Speaker 77 The Cowboys offense is going to light us up.

Speaker 25 Saints at home.

Speaker 84 Maybe. Saints fight.

Speaker 42 The Saints actually fight where the Bears don't.

Speaker 119 At the Bengals, Commanders' Revenge game.

Speaker 93 Jake Browning is fine.

Speaker 25 Home against the Giants.

Speaker 127 Giants, probably Jackson Dart will be awesome by then.

Speaker 25 Browns at home.

Speaker 41 Maybe, but that might be Dylan Gabriel.

Speaker 25 Deshaun might come back. And yeah.

Speaker 94 Okay. Nothing on this list.

Speaker 70 Packers at home.

Speaker 13 No, nothing.

Speaker 25 He haven't beaten you at home this year.

Speaker 128 Nothing on this list makes you think, like, oh, they could.

Speaker 93 I mean, they're not a good team right now.

Speaker 2 Hopefully, Ben Johnson, you know, gets things going in the right direction.

Speaker 22 And maybe Caleb, like I said, he wasn't the major problem today.

Speaker 87 I know he's the easy scapegoat, and he had some nice throws, and he did have the sacks and the interception, but he had a couple where he let it rip.

Speaker 20 Hopefully, he gets better and better, and then maybe they can start playing some competent football.

Speaker 131 But the defense is a joke, and they've it's crazy.

Speaker 2 The amount of resources, like the amount of money that's been spent, and the draft capital and everything to have this type of output is a fucking joke.

Speaker 25 I forgot that you had the number one pick overall twice. Twice.
I forgot about that.

Speaker 45 And he, and, and they basically got rid of everyone and like cleared the whole balance book and had nothing but cap space.

Speaker 33 It's a joke.

Speaker 35 So, I, yeah,

Speaker 84 what are you going to do?

Speaker 115 They suck. And until they start to show that they don't suck, I'm going to keep saying they suck.

Speaker 25 Well, also, they did have the number one pick twice, but they also traded the number one pick one of those times for a pick that ended up being the future number one pick. And more picks.

Speaker 25 So, they turned the number one overall pick into the next number one overall.

Speaker 52 Again, no Pro Bowlers.

Speaker 25 No Pro Bowlers.

Speaker 46 No Pro Bowlers selected by Ryan Pulse through four years.

Speaker 133 That's kind of hard to do, especially considering how many guys just make the Pro Bowl because people sit out.

Speaker 120 Yeah.

Speaker 128 Like, Ryan Pace

Speaker 52 was way better, the guy who preceded him, and he, and, and he

Speaker 16 put the Bears in a bad spot, but he was way better of a GM through whatever, four years.

Speaker 50 It's crazy.

Speaker 115 It's crazy. So it's dark times.

Speaker 25 It's kind of weird because the Bears are still in there. This was a rebuilding year, no matter what, because you have Ben Johnson as a first-year head coach.

Speaker 25 Caleb being on a second year makes it tough to call it a rebuilding year because this is actually, this is the step forward year.

Speaker 100 It's the fourth year of a rebuild.

Speaker 51 this isn't you can't do rebuilding forever like you eventually have to be like hey you've made all these picks you've created this roster there has to be some accountability has to start showing up on the field like i didn't expect the bears to be a playoff team this year but it had to be a step forward because you can't just say every year is a rebuilding year they've been it's been four years at chicago highway for the last four years but it's you know what i'm saying like you can't just say rebuilding year every year even though they've had all these picks and all these resources How long is this contract for?

Speaker 52 Who knows?

Speaker 21 I don't think they announced like five years probably.

Speaker 125 So now this would be a real test if George McCasky can stop

Speaker 90 refing youth soccer and maybe be like, hey, we should just eat this contract and let Ben Johnson run the team.

Speaker 89 And again, that might end up bad too, but at least

Speaker 100 the alternative is to just keep doing the bad thing

Speaker 96 that's been bad for four years or maybe try something new.

Speaker 25 Maybe just have the owner be the GM like Jerry Jones.

Speaker 21 Man, he doesn't know football. That's the problem.

Speaker 71 So, yeah, it's a disaster.

Speaker 21 And the Lions are good.

Speaker 89 So, credit to the Lions.

Speaker 2 They look like they're going to be just fine.

Speaker 131 And you can tell by, like, in the locker room, this was a meaningful win for them.

Speaker 82 And, like, the chip on the shoulder.

Speaker 89 And it also,

Speaker 89 by the transitive property, the Packers might be really, really fucking good.

Speaker 25 They could be. Yeah.

Speaker 25 I think that the NFL is just so much weak to weak. Packers are really good.
We know that. They're a very good team.
But I think the Lions weren't as bad as they looked week one. No, of course not.

Speaker 25 They're not.

Speaker 16 The Bears are as bad as they look today.

Speaker 28 And

Speaker 25 Jared Goff is always scoring 50 points.

Speaker 51 Yeah.

Speaker 25 It's just like in his DNA.

Speaker 138 Yeah.

Speaker 25 The guy is really good at playing quarterback. Put respect on Jared Goff's name.
I agree.

Speaker 83 Yeah, he played perfect quarterback today.

Speaker 131 Like, perfect. And

Speaker 139 he was just seeing everything.

Speaker 96 Amon Ra is an absolute monster.

Speaker 87 Like, every single time he was across the middle, he would catch in just an extra 20 yards.

Speaker 25 Did Jared apologize to you?

Speaker 87 No, I texted him. I just said

Speaker 86 at least my friend can benefit from the dumpster fire fire of this organization.

Speaker 110 He hasn't hit me back yet.

Speaker 62 I only texted him like 20 minutes ago.

Speaker 97 So we'll see.

Speaker 21 I'm sure he will.

Speaker 57 He'll be like, it's not that bad, but it is.

Speaker 25 It's pretty bad. Yeah.

Speaker 120 All right.

Speaker 103 Next one.

Speaker 45 Really great game.

Speaker 2 Bengals 31, Jaguars 27.

Speaker 88 It's a great game.

Speaker 17 Big story, though.

Speaker 95 Joe Burrow, toe injury out for

Speaker 117 possibly maybe the rest of the season.

Speaker 25 So, yeah, the toe, turf toe is one of the injuries that they should rebrand. They got a bad marketing team for turf toe because turf toe, like, just cut your your foot off.

Speaker 25 It's really like a bottom of the foot injury. And if your toe is fucked up, like they say that Joe Burrow's toe might be fucked up, he might be done for the entire year, which

Speaker 25 sucks for Bengals fans.

Speaker 2 It also is just another reminder that, you know, remember when Joe Burrow gave the speech about the windows always open?

Speaker 16 This is what happens.

Speaker 38 It's just, it's every, every year in the NFL is so fleeting and so random, and it sucks a lot for Joe Burrow.

Speaker 89 I hope he's able to figure out a way to still play this year.

Speaker 2 But I think what I see, I saw three months possibly.

Speaker 140 Dr.

Speaker 124 Dan told me that it might need surgery because it's grade three.

Speaker 25 They said that he's going to consider surgery. So it's bad.
Grade three would mean that it was like completely torn, which means, yes, surgery.

Speaker 25 And then I saw another doctor online saying this is season ending. It's not really three months.
Three months is like the most optimistic time frame. So that sucks for Bengals fans.

Speaker 25 Joe Burrow is so fun to watch. He played so good last year.
I was looking forward to seeing him play again this year with maybe a better defense and seeing what they could do. That sucks.

Speaker 25 It turns out you got a decent backup, I think. I think Jake Browning is okay.

Speaker 25 Yeah, he did.

Speaker 84 I loved his last drive.

Speaker 115 He also threw three picks.

Speaker 25 There's a guy out there. There's a guy out there.
He's not getting playing time anytime soon. You're talking about Kirk Cousins? I could talk about Kirk Cousins.
That would be one of them.

Speaker 25 But then the other is Jameis.

Speaker 90 Oh, I thought you were talking about Colin Kaepernick.

Speaker 25 Imagine Jameis with those weapons.

Speaker 92 Jameis with those weapons. Think about it.

Speaker 25 Think about Jameis with T. Higgins, Jameis with Jamar Chase.

Speaker 25 That's what the people want to see. Yeah.

Speaker 87 So give the people what they want.

Speaker 89 And Jake Browning was good on that last drive.

Speaker 129 He took the Bengals 15 play, 92 yards

Speaker 82 down three. He was like 9 for 13 for 65 yards on that drive.

Speaker 101 There was a very controversial pass interference call on Travis Hunter, which was not pass interference.

Speaker 91 I think we can all agree that just wasn't pass interference.

Speaker 56 That was almost perfect defensive football.

Speaker 89 And so there's a little bit, I mean, they just fucked that up.

Speaker 97 I don't know what to say.

Speaker 28 Like, he made a great play on the ball.

Speaker 72 It's awesome second.

Speaker 46 Didn't hold him or anything.

Speaker 17 The Jaguars got screwed.

Speaker 25 Yeah. And also, I'm going to defend Liam Cohen for a second.
Okay. So he decided to go for it on fourth and five.
What was the exact scenario there, guys? Was he,

Speaker 25 they were up three, I believe. And they went for it on fourth and five

Speaker 25 deep inside the Jaguars or inside the Bengals territory. Yep.
They didn't get it. Then the Bengals go and the Bengals win the game and they cover.
Sorry, Max.

Speaker 25 Liam Cohen after the game said, analytics tell me 100% of the time that is the right call because

Speaker 25 you want to make them have to score a touchdown, essentially. And I'm going to defend him.

Speaker 25 And there's nobody, I can say that I believe in Liam Cohen, but there's nobody better to make the case than when Jason Garrett gets on TV and says how strongly he disagrees with Liam Cohen's decision.

Speaker 25 Like he was smiling. He's like these newfangled stats numbers guys.
So happy to see them get burned by this because sometimes a coach has to go with his gut.

Speaker 25 Jason Garrett absolutely loved the fact that it didn't work because Jason Garrett would not have gone for it.

Speaker 46 So, so is he saying that if you kick the field goal, then you only lose by one?

Speaker 142 He said

Speaker 142 that

Speaker 142 it was a much easier path for Jake Browning to go down the field knowing that he also could get a field goal.

Speaker 44 Got it. Yeah.
Got it.

Speaker 142 Which makes no sense. No.

Speaker 113 Oh, no, sorry.

Speaker 25 It was a tie game.

Speaker 77 Oh, it's when it was a tie game. Right?

Speaker 142 No,

Speaker 143 they were down three.

Speaker 84 No, the Jaguars are up three.

Speaker 20 So they could have made it up. They're still up six.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 100 And I, yeah, you got to go for it there.

Speaker 15 You win the game.

Speaker 144 If you get that, you win the game.

Speaker 142 He said the only reason Jake Browning scored a touchdown was because he knew that he also could have gotten a field goal.

Speaker 142 And if he was driving knowing he needed to get a touchdown, it wouldn't have been as successful. I think it's

Speaker 121 no sense.

Speaker 100 And I actually think it's the reverse.

Speaker 21 When you're down six, you now have all four downs for the rest of the drive because you know you have to score a touchdown.

Speaker 25 Just hearing Jason Garrett talk about it, it was like, I know exactly what you're thinking, Jason. You would not have gone for it.

Speaker 25 That's why you're not a coach anymore.

Speaker 89 Also, was this, what were you going to say?

Speaker 65 Trouble in paradise?

Speaker 46 Well, oh, with Liam Cohen and Trevor Lawrence.

Speaker 52 Yeah, there's a little back and forth that went on.

Speaker 89 I would say the real trouble in Paradise is

Speaker 2 Brian Thomas Jr.

Speaker 107 okay?

Speaker 24 Because

Speaker 89 that was a weird game from him.

Speaker 32 There were so many alligator arms from the other day, and he does not want to get hit.

Speaker 99 One of them directly led to an interception.

Speaker 103 I think another one, I think it might have been the fourth and five when he alligator armed another time.

Speaker 26 It feels like

Speaker 77 something's up with that.

Speaker 25 Yeah, well, he doesn't practice hard per Pete Prisco, and

Speaker 25 he did have like a second half, I think, last week, where he got mad at Trevor Lawrence for not getting the ball. I think they might not be on the same page.
Yeah.

Speaker 25 And then by extension now, I think Trevor might be in Liam Cohen's doghouse because they waved him off. They got into a little argument that was on camera on the field.

Speaker 25 And also after the game last week, Liam Cohen said not nice things about Trevor Lawrence. Yeah.
He said, what did he say? He didn't have a great third quarter. We need to be more accurate.

Speaker 25 I like that from Cohen, though, using the term we.

Speaker 111 Yeah.

Speaker 25 Like we need to be more accurate at throwing the football.

Speaker 35 He's part of all of us.

Speaker 131 It's both of them together.

Speaker 89 Yeah.

Speaker 61 Brian Thomas Jr. had

Speaker 114 eight of Trevor Lawrence's 18-incompletions were targets to Brian Thomas Jr.

Speaker 96 I don't know what it is, but if you watch some of this game and you saw some of the plays, I don't think he wants to get hit. And that's not going to.

Speaker 96 And I know some people are like, well, there's been hospital passes to him.

Speaker 2 I get it, but like some of these drops and some of these plays, this was the, yeah, the interception was bad.

Speaker 24 He basically, you could see it.

Speaker 103 It hit his hands and he felt someone coming after him and he kind of basically bailed on the entire play play at the last second.

Speaker 25 Like slowly.

Speaker 16 And it went right into a Bengals player's hands.

Speaker 25 Yeah, that's not

Speaker 25 good. Yeah.

Speaker 25 There's going to be some fallout. I don't know.
Liam Collins got his work cut out for him.

Speaker 89 So I have a weird Jake Browning stat for you, too, that might be ominous for the Jaguars.

Speaker 46 So if you remember, two years ago, I believe it was.

Speaker 17 Yeah, two years ago.

Speaker 56 The Jaguars were 8-3, feeling good.

Speaker 46 Monday night football.

Speaker 82 Jake Browning beat them in overtime.

Speaker 103 And from that moment on, the Jaguars have gone 5-18.

Speaker 111 And then you had this year, they win the opening week.

Speaker 93 They're feeling good.

Speaker 146 Liam Cohn, Jake Browning beats them.

Speaker 82 The Jaguars might be in a free fall again just because of Jake Browning.

Speaker 25 Because of Browning. Yeah.

Speaker 44 He basically started the last free fall.

Speaker 25 Remember that game for many, many reasons. Yeah.

Speaker 25 Including some of the camera angles that they used for that one. The Bengals, however, they're 2-0.
That's the first time since 2018 that they've been 2-0.

Speaker 25 It feels like this is is a week that they do make a move, though.

Speaker 88 Are you going to try to get someone?

Speaker 25 Kirk Cousins might not be a bad option.

Speaker 71 Jake Browning isn't bad.

Speaker 20 He's also an AWL.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 70 Well,

Speaker 25 I think they're kidding themselves if they think that they have a chance to win playoff games with Jake Browning.

Speaker 46 Yeah, but Joe Burrow might be back.

Speaker 25 Joe Burrow, I don't know. He was getting a second opinion.

Speaker 138 He could be back.

Speaker 25 He needs to go to a really shitty doctor to get the second opinion.

Speaker 91 They also have a really hard schedule coming up.

Speaker 129 They play at the Vikings, at the Broncos, Lions, Packers.

Speaker 25 That's tough. I think they're going to try to make make a move.

Speaker 91 Jameis would be so much fun.

Speaker 115 By the way, shout out Jamar Chase. He is just the best.

Speaker 87 14 catches, 158 yards, and a touchdown.

Speaker 17 That's kind of like the, hey, we could maybe win with Jake Browning because we have Jamar Chase and T.

Speaker 115 Higgins.

Speaker 25 Well, it's going to be just throw the ball to Jamar. Yeah.
Jake, this is how you do it. If you want a chance, just force-feed Jamar like a foie gras goose, and let's see what the offense can do.

Speaker 25 I like the idea of saying, chilling with Harambe Jameis Winston, Cincinnati. I do too.
That's close enough.

Speaker 79 Oh, I should also say,

Speaker 103 I think pound for pound, my favorite play in football.

Speaker 135 The funniest play possible in football is when a quarterback runs so far past the line of scrimmage and still throws it.

Speaker 82 Trevor Lawrence had one today that was like five yards past.

Speaker 19 It was so funny.

Speaker 25 And then when they look around, like, what?

Speaker 94 Yeah. What did I do?

Speaker 2 It's so, so funny.

Speaker 107 It's my favorite thing.

Speaker 89 Also, this game had a green dildo thrown onto the field, and the refs thought that it was a flag.

Speaker 20 Or the graphics.

Speaker 59 Or the graphics thought it was a flag.

Speaker 20 They put up the flag right away.

Speaker 77 It was a perfectly timed dildo toss right after a touchdown.

Speaker 90 And

Speaker 25 I would support having a green dildo icon that pops up on the screen. Yeah, that flag.
It happens enough so that that way the people at home know exactly what it was. We don't think it was a flag.

Speaker 127 What happens if a green dildo gets thrown in a Nickelodeon game?

Speaker 25 Slime.

Speaker 20 You get slime. No, that was just slime.

Speaker 25 If you hit somebody, you get slimed. Yeah.

Speaker 20 That was just slime.

Speaker 44 I hope that.

Speaker 25 Do I hope that happens or do I hope that doesn't happen?

Speaker 96 Well, it's a regular NFL game, so it's not like any different.

Speaker 89 They probably would just ignore it.

Speaker 12 Yeah, they probably will have a protocol.

Speaker 109 They probably will have a situation.

Speaker 25 It's probably on like a three-second delay. Yeah.
Just in case something weird. Like, if there's a fight, what are they going to do in the Nickelodeon game? Yeah.

Speaker 25 If the green dildo, they go to fight protocol.

Speaker 82 They've got to make sure they have something to talk about.

Speaker 89 SpongeBob comes and picks it up with a stinky bubble.

Speaker 25 Is that SpongeBob? Stinky Bubble? Mm-hmm.

Speaker 104 Yeah, credit to the Bengals, though, but terrible news for the Bengals.

Speaker 135 Like, this was a, we're 2-0, but holy shit, not again.

Speaker 71 Because it sucks two times in the last three years that Joe Burrow is going to miss a significant amount of time.

Speaker 145 Yeah, it's a bummer.

Speaker 25 Kirk Cousins would make a lot of sense. Kirk Cousins would make sense.

Speaker 2 Jameis would be so much fun.

Speaker 132 You're right.

Speaker 25 Kirk Cousins would, like, if you're thinking about who to settle down with as opposed to who to have a fun time with, Kirk Cousins makes sense to settle down, although he'd look weird in that helmet.

Speaker 25 I don't know how that would end up working.

Speaker 89 Jameis with these receivers, though.

Speaker 80 Jameis.

Speaker 139 He's 5,000 yards,

Speaker 38 even if he showed up week three.

Speaker 101 I think if Jameis Winstonins

Speaker 25 Jameis Winston joins the Bengals, mark this down. He's going to break, what's his name, Norm Van Brockling?

Speaker 147 Yeah.

Speaker 25 His single game passing record, which has stood since the 50s, which is only like 550. That's a lot of yards, 550 yards, but still shocking to me that that hasn't been broken since then.
Yeah.

Speaker 98 Okay, speaking of, we had the game of the early slate, the Cowboys, Giants, Cowboys 40, Giants 37.

Speaker 16 Russell Wilson heard all the noise because Russell Wilson was two yards shy of his career high, 450 yards, 30 for 41, deep ball magic, three touchdowns, and then a really bad interception in overtime to cost him.

Speaker 25 Well, it's because his moon ball is just so catchable. It is.
Even for defensive backs, sometimes. Big cat, if I were to ask you who the two league leaders and passing yards are, who would you guess?

Speaker 25 Russell Wilson.

Speaker 44 Yes, he is number one.

Speaker 130 And

Speaker 19 Joe Flacco.

Speaker 138 Daniel Jones. Oh, okay.

Speaker 25 Two of the Giants.

Speaker 29 Two of the Giants.

Speaker 25 Russell Wilson leads the league in passing yards right now. He did look good today when he was mailing it out.
And

Speaker 25 I thought Jackson Dart looked pretty good, too.

Speaker 17 For his one or two plays?

Speaker 25 Yeah, for his one or two plays.

Speaker 59 I think he had a head off to Scatterbox.

Speaker 25 He had some great handoffs.

Speaker 142 One carry for negative three yards. There we go.

Speaker 20 Jackson Dart.

Speaker 44 There we go.

Speaker 94 The handoffs were there.

Speaker 2 Malik Neighbors was sensational.

Speaker 107 This game was so much fun.

Speaker 127 There was 41 points scored in the fourth quarter.

Speaker 17 41 points scored in the fourth quarter.

Speaker 28 And it was Brandon Aubrey, who's an absolute stud.

Speaker 2 I know we had this discussion.

Speaker 139 I think we mentioned his name when we talked about the best kicker in football, it being Boswell.

Speaker 2 And then we said maybe also Aubrey.

Speaker 28 Aubrey, I think, is the best kicker because 64-yarder at the end of regulation,

Speaker 38 it looks so easy for him.

Speaker 33 It looks so easy. It was good.

Speaker 2 It had distance for another like 10 yards easily.

Speaker 25 Yeah, it would have been good from 70. It was crazy.
It was an awesome kick. He just doesn't miss.

Speaker 25 If you were to do a redraft of players and let's take all the quarterbacks out of it, how high would Brandon Aubrey go?

Speaker 89 Ryan Poles would take him in the first round.

Speaker 46 I'll take him 1-1.

Speaker 25 Like everyone is a free agent.

Speaker 25 I think you could make a case he could be a first-round pick. No.

Speaker 13 Not even close.

Speaker 104 I appreciate it because he is awesome.

Speaker 25 I'm talking non-quarterbacks.

Speaker 2 I know exactly what you said.

Speaker 25 Because he won this game.

Speaker 28 I know exactly what you said.

Speaker 25 He literally won this game

Speaker 25 for the Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 79 No chance, BFT.

Speaker 84 Listen, Brandon Aubrey's awesome.

Speaker 90 Yeah.

Speaker 71 That is a crazy statement.

Speaker 42 Think about the offensive and defensive line.

Speaker 100 There would just be a run on

Speaker 25 the best guys. Okay, I'll say this.
If you took a quarterback or

Speaker 60 how many more positions are we going to raise?

Speaker 42 If you just drafted specialists, he would be one overall.

Speaker 25 Of course.

Speaker 25 It's not even close.

Speaker 94 Not even close.

Speaker 25 I don't think it's crazy to say that if he entered the NFL draft next year, if somehow he got reclassified back and he wasn't in the NFL, was eligible to be drafted, there would be a team that would take him in the second round.

Speaker 137 Ah, I don't know.

Speaker 148 Yes.

Speaker 25 Yes.

Speaker 25 100%.

Speaker 25 There would be a team that would take him in the second round.

Speaker 96 Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 149 I mean, he's a really good kicker, but I still think

Speaker 134 teams would probably still take lineman first.

Speaker 16 Guys like that.

Speaker 138 I'm saying build your franchise.

Speaker 25 I'm saying he is so much better than any other kicker in the the NFL. It's crazy.

Speaker 61 Well, I mean, he's ⁇ I mean, Boswell's really fucking good.

Speaker 25 Boswell's really good.

Speaker 129 I don't know if the difference between Aubrey and Boswell is significant enough that he would be like, no doubt, second-rounder.

Speaker 25 Look up and see what are Boswell's stats from 50-plus? Because Aubrey's stats from 50-plus

Speaker 147 are nuts.

Speaker 25 I think he's like 80% from 50 yards plus.

Speaker 8 Yeah, he's been awesome.

Speaker 21 I mean, maybe he'd go second round.

Speaker 131 But yeah, he would definitely not be a first-rounder if you drafted the entire NFL without quarterbacks.

Speaker 25 There's just no way. Who would you take in the first round?

Speaker 5 Like every single edge rusher and left tackle.

Speaker 25 Jalen Hurts?

Speaker 110 Oh, because he's not a quarterback. I like that.
Max, you like that?

Speaker 25 We'll get to that. Just say we won the game.

Speaker 28 Max, do you like that?

Speaker 142 I think Boswell is also very good from 50-plus.

Speaker 73 He is. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 28 No, he's very good from 50-plus.

Speaker 20 According to AI, he's

Speaker 142 43 of his last 52 attempts.

Speaker 144 That's really good.

Speaker 72 Pretty good.

Speaker 38 Yeah, no, Aubrey just makes it look easy.

Speaker 90 That's the thing, too, is he doesn't, it doesn't look like he's trying really hard when he kicks. Yeah, I think he's just goes.

Speaker 25 He's also got a stronger leg. But also, with the Giants,

Speaker 25 they're very frustrating because they should have won this game. Oh, yeah.
They definitely should have won this game. They had 160 yards of penalties, 14 penalties for 160 yards.
Now,

Speaker 2 I think like 60 of them were on the same play and player, but yeah.

Speaker 94 Okay, well, they also.

Speaker 129 James Hudson was penalized four times on one possession. He had 40 yards of penalties on one possession.

Speaker 25 Was that the offensive lineman that they sat down? Yeah. He had the funniest play of the day by far.

Speaker 25 His right slap, it was like a bitch slap that he put on the defensive end, just wound up and whacked the fuck out of the side of his face. And then he got upset for being penalized.

Speaker 25 Like, I wish that play was legal. Deacon Jones used to do it as a defensive end for a long time, but like, this was a, it was just straight up a punch that he gave.
Watch this.

Speaker 44 Boom.

Speaker 44 He smashed them.

Speaker 55 Absolutely smashed him.

Speaker 33 Do you think there's,

Speaker 133 by the way, Dak Prescott, that was his 14th straight win against the Giants?

Speaker 135 That's the second longest record against one single opponent, win record against one single opponent.

Speaker 90 Bob Greasy, number one.

Speaker 139 Bob Greasy had 17 wins against the Bills from 1968 to 1979.

Speaker 87 Tom Brady had 13 straight wins versus the Bills from 2003 to 2010.

Speaker 59 So Dak Prescott, 14 straight.

Speaker 71 That's crazy.

Speaker 2 He just beats the Giants every single time.

Speaker 25 I love watching Cam Scataboo play. Yeah.

Speaker 25 He's going to be a good NFL player. Wrecking ball.
It's so fun.

Speaker 25 He loves contact, runs into people, just throws his body around, and he's so much bigger and stronger than a lot of the guys that are trying to tackle him. They need to give him more touches.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 114 Do you guys think Jerry Jones had any second thoughts about Micah Parsons through two games, considering the fact his offense, the Cowboys' offense is very good.

Speaker 17 It looks explosive.

Speaker 25 The Giants only had 84 yards rushing today, big cat.

Speaker 20 Oh, okay. So they stopped the run.
They stopped the run. They stopped the run.

Speaker 76 Yes, they stopped the run.

Speaker 42 And I know the Cowboys do have some injuries on defense, but still.

Speaker 65 And they signed Clowney.

Speaker 42 They did sign Clowney, so help on the way.

Speaker 2 Their offense is awesome, and they're just going to be in these shootout games, and Micah Parsons might have been able to help.

Speaker 46 Maybe. Maybe.
Maybe. Maybe.

Speaker 25 It remains to be seen. Yeah.

Speaker 96 But it will be very funny if it'd be very funny if like without Micah Parsons, the Cowboys get to the NFC championship game and lose in a shootout to the Packers because they don't have Micah Parsons.

Speaker 25 That would be very funny.

Speaker 117 And it's like, Jerry, you've been searching for this Super Bowl appearance for the last 30 years and you literally traded him away right before the season started.

Speaker 25 I agree.

Speaker 25 That'd be very funny.

Speaker 96 I don't think the Cowboys are that good, but still, their offense is like they have a ton of guys that are contributing and their run game looks good and Dak looks healthy.

Speaker 25 Max, I got a question for you as a fellow NFC East guy. Yep.
I know we were both rooting for a tie. That would have been the best outcome for us.

Speaker 25 But with Micah Parsons being traded to the Packers, could you make the argument that that was actually worse for us than it was having him in the division and having to play him twice a year?

Speaker 142 I said this to you on Thursday night. I was like, it's bullshit that Dak Prescott finally gets traded away from the division and then you play him.

Speaker 113 Micah Parsons.

Speaker 20 Yeah, yeah,

Speaker 142 Micah Parsons gets traded away from the division. You have to play him before you would have had to play him on the Cowboys.

Speaker 25 I'm not even talking about that.

Speaker 25 I'm just saying for a team like the Eagles and maybe next year for the Commanders that's thinking Soupy, you're probably going to have to go through the Green Bay Packers

Speaker 25 to get there, right?

Speaker 13 Next year, Soupy?

Speaker 25 To have Mike next year. Next year.
Next year.

Speaker 20 I said next year. Yeah, no, I didn't.

Speaker 20 That was a funny slip in.

Speaker 25 I said next year.

Speaker 25 But then you have to worry about the Packers more because they're way more of a present threat than the Cowboys to beat you in the playoffs. And so having him is actually, that's bad.

Speaker 25 I wish that the Cowboys hadn't done that.

Speaker 65 That's advanced planning by you. No,

Speaker 13 I agree with that take.

Speaker 20 I agree with that take.

Speaker 73 Right now, I think I'm soupy, dude.

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 142 Right now, I think I would prefer Michael Parsons on the Cowboys.

Speaker 73 I would,

Speaker 25 too.

Speaker 70 Yeah.

Speaker 25 Jerry Jones fucked the entire division over. Yeah.
That's probably why he did it.

Speaker 88 The conference, you mean?

Speaker 25 Well, the division. Oh, the division.

Speaker 60 But the conference.

Speaker 25 But especially. But especially the.

Speaker 89 Well, no, the division he helped you.

Speaker 111 Division, he helped you. The conference, he hurt you.

Speaker 25 He really fucked over the NFC North.

Speaker 56 He fucked over everyone.

Speaker 25 Yeah, Jerry Jones fucked everything up.

Speaker 24 He should have just sent him to the AFC. That's bullshit.

Speaker 73 I agree.

Speaker 120 Yeah.

Speaker 25 You almost went to the Jets. Yeah.
Did you see that report, Mames?

Speaker 74 Yeah, it would have been a shit trade for the Jets, but

Speaker 25 they wanted Quinnen Williams. Quinn and Williams in two first-round picks.

Speaker 74 So if the Jets traded that, the Cowboys would be picking top five.

Speaker 25 Yeah, and the Jets said no.

Speaker 94 Jets said no.

Speaker 92 We don't have the facilities for that.

Speaker 25 I'd say good job to the Jets.

Speaker 25 Yeah. They don't have the facilities.

Speaker 20 Don't have the facilities.

Speaker 107 Last thing, Brandon Aubrey was the...

Speaker 122 Oh, oh, Dak Prescott.

Speaker 131 Did you see he said that he's like a closer and he needs a walkout song, which would be sick.

Speaker 92 Yeah.

Speaker 99 A kicker having a walkout song would be awesome.

Speaker 25 What should Aubrey have? I don't know.

Speaker 20 Kendrick?

Speaker 90 That would be very funny. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 34 He was, yeah, Brandon Aubrey is awesome.

Speaker 87 And this was the sneaky, the game of the day, which I don't think anyone expected going into it because Russell Wilson, he just, it was perfectly timed by Russ.

Speaker 46 He heard all the noise.

Speaker 107 He's like, I'm just going to chuck it up to Malik Neighbors, who Malik Neighbors is an absolute stud,

Speaker 2 which that part is fun for Giants fans.

Speaker 123 I don't know where the Giants, like, I thought the Giants' defense was going to be a lot better than it has been through two games.

Speaker 25 Well, because you would think on paper with that defensive line that was so good last year,

Speaker 25 they could do it again. But

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Speaker 133 All right, 49ers, 26, Saints, 21.

Speaker 2 We told you on Friday this is going to be Kyle Shanahan getting to prove that Mac Jones was always the guy. It started kind of rough for Mac Jones.

Speaker 77 He had a couple really bad passes to start,

Speaker 130 and then he did well.

Speaker 93 He had three touchdowns.

Speaker 99 He ran the offense well.

Speaker 42 Maybe Mac Jones is the guy, and Kyle Shanahan was correct.

Speaker 25 So I thought that this game was more competitive, and this is twice that the Saints have done this to me, where they've played teams tough. They are a a tough team.

Speaker 25 I think that's probably on me for going to the season, just thinking that the Saints were going to give up on playing football and not really be competitive at all.

Speaker 25 Turns out that's very hard to do when you have professional football players in your team.

Speaker 25 So, I'm always, I've been pleasantly surprised with how the Saints have been playing, and at least making interesting games for everybody. But yeah, Mac Jones looked pretty good.

Speaker 25 Christian McCaffrey looked okay.

Speaker 25 The Luke Farrell guy that they got at tight end, he does a great job being like the margarine to George Kittle's butter. Yep.
It's like, yeah, I wish I had Kittle, but this guy,

Speaker 25 I guess he'll do. Yeah,

Speaker 115 if you're like walking in an airport on an NFL Sunday and you see a TV 100 feet away and you see Luke Farrell scoring a touchdown, you can maybe convince yourself that was Kittle.

Speaker 25 If you're drunk enough, you think that that's Kittle. Yeah.
Which everybody in New Orleans was. Yeah.

Speaker 42 Yeah, no, the Saints, like, they fight.

Speaker 107 They're fighting for Kellen Moore.

Speaker 21 Like, this is a team, they had the ball down five with a couple minutes left trying to score.

Speaker 145 They, they, they ran out of time and got, you know, didn't convert a fourth down, but they fight.

Speaker 42 What do you guys think was going through

Speaker 96 Kyle Shanahan's head when Eddie Pinero missed his first PAT?

Speaker 29 I hate kickers.

Speaker 20 Like, fuck every kicker.

Speaker 89 He then ended up making the rest of his PATs and two field goals, so good move because that would have definitely been at least one Jake Moody miss in a very tight game.

Speaker 16 But it was very funny that the very first PAT he missed.

Speaker 25 Credit to Kyle Shanahan for sending Matt onto the field to attempt field goals after that missed extra point. Yes.
Because he just might have been done with kickers for forever.

Speaker 86 Forever.

Speaker 147 At that point. Yeah.

Speaker 25 Yeah. Kyle was, he's probably relieved.

Speaker 25 They're going to win a game or two because they have a competent kicker as opposed to Moody, who was just stinking it up. And my condolences, big cat.

Speaker 90 Listen, that's Ryan Pohl's move.

Speaker 25 Yeah, Ryan Poles.

Speaker 46 He's like, hey, we got a third-round draft pick or whatever Moody was, which is way too high. Now we have a third-round draft pick kicker and a fourth-round draft pick punter.
Pretty good.

Speaker 25 Wow.

Speaker 33 It's basically like, you're the GM. Yeah.

Speaker 25 It was just not what you want. Not what you want.

Speaker 144 Yeah, I'm impressed with the Saints at least fighting.

Speaker 61 I know that sounds like loser talk, but like Spencer Rattler,

Speaker 19 he's okay.

Speaker 99 He's running the offense in an okay way.

Speaker 131 He played pretty good today, and it's like they're not a very good team.

Speaker 96 They're in a weird middle phase as a franchise, and they're at least fighting early on in the football season.

Speaker 25 I think he's a very, very serviceable bridge quarterback. Yeah.
He's like a good guy to put.

Speaker 25 He's not going to ruin the confidence of any of your other players while he's the starter for a single season.

Speaker 129 As long as he doesn't get Chris Olave hurt.

Speaker 25 That's true. Yeah.
Which he didn't today.

Speaker 90 Yeah, he did not.

Speaker 12 And the 49ers might be back because 2-0 start after last year's debacle, and they've already gotten their 2-0, and they've already gotten a ton of injuries

Speaker 2 that most seem like guys will come back.

Speaker 83 So credit to 49ers. It's got to feel good starting 2-0.

Speaker 89 They've got to play the Cardinals next week,

Speaker 56 who have problems of their own, which we'll get to.

Speaker 25 I feel like Shanahan likes to put some, like, just a little bit of fear into the NFL fan bases out there by just saying, hey, Christian McCaffrey, he was limping around.

Speaker 25 We're going to hold him out of practice today. Yeah.
Just to make us all nervous.

Speaker 2 Just make fantasy people.

Speaker 107 It's actually kind of smart by Kyle Shanahan.

Speaker 16 He can shine a light on how ridiculous we all act as sports betters and fantasy.

Speaker 114 football players by just saying Christian McCaffrey didn't go through all practice

Speaker 129 watching a bunch of of grown men freak out online.

Speaker 90 Yeah.

Speaker 52 He pulls a mirror up to our idiocy.

Speaker 25 I think Kyle Shannon just hates nerds because he hates kickers and he hates people that play fantasy football.

Speaker 147 And he is a nerd a little bit.

Speaker 25 And he is a little bit

Speaker 25 self-loathing nerd. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 93 Zach, did you have anything on this game?

Speaker 2 I like, by the way, Zach and Memes just sitting here, just the two of them.

Speaker 19 They don't hate each other.

Speaker 119 This game scored a lot more points than I thought was going to be scored. It was fun to watch.

Speaker 25 Nice. Yeah, so that's the thing is.

Speaker 16 I just wanted to get you involved a little bit there, Zach, because I realized with the Bucs playing Monday Night Football, there's a chance you might not talk until who's back.

Speaker 113 That's completely different.

Speaker 16 I felt a little bad looking over there, being like, he's just going to sit here and listen to us podcast for two hours.

Speaker 25 I bet the under on every single early game today. Oh, no.
That was a mistake.

Speaker 25 That was a bad mistake. That was what happened last week.
That was what happened this week. Yes.
Well, here's what I thought.

Speaker 25 When I went to bed last night, I was thinking to myself, all right, the unders just absolutely killed last week.

Speaker 25 Now everyone's going to think that the overs are going to hit because the opposite's going to happen. So I'm going to fade the people that are fading the trend.
You checkmated yourself.

Speaker 25 I checkmated myself. Yeah.
And

Speaker 25 lost a lot of money. That's brutal.
On taking every single under this morning.

Speaker 110 Yeah, that's brutal. Yeah.

Speaker 41 This one actually hit, though.

Speaker 99 Here we go. Next one.
The one that hit Bill's 30 Jets 10. Yep.

Speaker 99 What?

Speaker 51 What does that look? You said the overhit? No, the under.

Speaker 44 The underhit. It was the only under.

Speaker 70 The under.

Speaker 25 This is a big winner.

Speaker 45 It was the only under in the morning.

Speaker 25 This was my under of the week. Yeah.

Speaker 44 And it hit.

Speaker 1 Bills 30, Jets 10.

Speaker 52 No hangover for the Bills.

Speaker 95 They didn't even play great.

Speaker 134 Josh Allen wasn't Superman Josh Allen.

Speaker 129 That James Cook run was incredible.

Speaker 113 It was an amazing run.

Speaker 25 Although, Josh was kind of Superman. He got hit in the face, maybe broke his nose and was bleeding everywhere.
It looked like he was excited to meet Josh Allen

Speaker 29 on MVP night.

Speaker 25 Yeah, he knows beers. We know that.

Speaker 25 And then that was a play where he had the ball, like, I think it was a couple plays after he got taken out with the broken nose, the bloody nose.

Speaker 25 And he had a play where he ran down the sidelines and thought about trying to jump over two people. Yep.
And he didn't press all the buttons. And old Josh Wood have.
And then he was like smiling.

Speaker 25 He's like, yeah, I made the right call there. I learned.

Speaker 20 I learned.

Speaker 25 I figured out that I don't always have to do that.

Speaker 103 Memes, does Aaron Glenn cut Michael Clemens for that penalty?

Speaker 139 Because it would be very funny if Aaron Glenn just cut whoever makes the biggest mistake every single week and then ends up with like half a roster by the end of the year.

Speaker 74 I think they might, but he's another one of those guys that if accountability was a thing, he wouldn't be on the roster because he made all those mistakes last year, and then

Speaker 74 you think you got a stop on defense, and then all of a sudden it's like, oh, a penalty on Michael Clements. Now, that was, it did look like a flop on Josh Allen.

Speaker 2 His nose got battered.

Speaker 46 No, no, no. On the unnecessary rough.

Speaker 90 To start the game, yeah.

Speaker 25 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 69 But he did punch. Because he did punch Josh Allen in the face.

Speaker 117 Yeah, because the unnecessary rough is that was like a third and 17.

Speaker 20 Yep, basically, just don't do anything stupid.

Speaker 111 Get off the field.

Speaker 103 And then the Bills were off and running.

Speaker 22 And they had, like I said, it wasn't like

Speaker 2 last Sunday night where Josh Allen was just lighting up and passing all over the place.

Speaker 45 I think he, what did he end up with?

Speaker 114 Like 170 yards or something?

Speaker 16 But they did spread the ball.

Speaker 103 I think 10 guys had a carrier catch.

Speaker 135 And the Bills' defense is really what it was because they got ran on by the Ravens and gave up 40 points.

Speaker 45 And then they came into

Speaker 103 MetLife and they completely shut down the Jets' rushing attack.

Speaker 114 The Jets,

Speaker 124 outside of garbage time, had 18 carries for 76 yards.

Speaker 86 They never got going.

Speaker 91 And they basically were like, Justin Fields, we dare you to throw.

Speaker 96 And guess what?

Speaker 90 They won that dare.

Speaker 25 That was a good dare to make it. A really good dare.
3, 4, 11 today. And then Tarad came in.

Speaker 25 Do we know how long Justin's going to be out for?

Speaker 90 He had a concussion. Oh, we don't yet.

Speaker 74 He might have a concussion.

Speaker 5 So, where are we at?

Speaker 74 Well, we got both ends of the spectrum from last week to this week for the offense. Defense played a little okay.

Speaker 25 The defense played a little okay.

Speaker 137 A little okay.

Speaker 69 They were on the field the entire time.

Speaker 20 And James Cook runs.

Speaker 19 James Cook, his run that kind of opened it up was insane.

Speaker 74 Yeah, at that point, it was just like the Jets stink. Like, I don't even know what we're doing.

Speaker 129 Like, some teams are competing for a Super Bowl.

Speaker 74 Other teams are just playing dress-up on Sunday.

Speaker 117 How are you feeling about Justin Fields?

Speaker 46 Not great.

Speaker 74 You knew that it was going to be a long day from the first throw when he airmailed Garrett Wilson, and then it was just over. Yeah.

Speaker 25 This was definitely the

Speaker 25 worst stadium trip that you could have for any home fan base this week.

Speaker 129 Yeah, and apparently it was Justin Fields' worst game ever throwing.

Speaker 46 Ever. It was his best offensive line.

Speaker 74 It is. Guys were open.
He just wasn't throwing it.

Speaker 25 He also had almost 50 yards rushing, memes. Don't forget that.

Speaker 74 Yeah,

Speaker 74 he had one okay run and one long run. He missed two wide-open guys, back-to-back throws.

Speaker 32 How are we, memes, me and you?

Speaker 38 I think when I had memes and I had a little bit of a dude to do.

Speaker 25 What happened?

Speaker 89 Well, we do this every year right around now, where we basically are like fighting with each other because both our teams stink.

Speaker 2 And I accused him because I saw that he tweeted a graphic being like, Bears are eliminated from the playoffs.

Speaker 16 And I was like, Where's the Jets graphic?

Speaker 2 He did tweet the Jets' graphic a few, what like 20 minutes after that?

Speaker 74 Yeah, but every time he looked at the Bears game, it was just the Lions just you guys were getting killed.

Speaker 42 You had a quarterback who threw three for 11 for 27 yards, and again, he's our slot.

Speaker 71 You're taking sloppy seconds from us,

Speaker 12 yeah, but that's fine.

Speaker 44 No, that's way worse.

Speaker 104 We're supposed to suck.

Speaker 109 We're supposed to suck.

Speaker 42 When you say the Bears suck, what does that say about you that you took our sloppy seconds?

Speaker 67 But the Jets are supposed to suck this year.

Speaker 20 Yeah, you guys have it.

Speaker 66 I don't

Speaker 76 know.

Speaker 43 We put out a graphic that for best record on the show,

Speaker 51 I was in quadruple digits, and nobody else was even touching that.

Speaker 25 Memes, you're saying that you engineered your team to stink, and you did so by taking a Bears quarterback. Correct.

Speaker 118 Got it.

Speaker 26 Even though that's not what you said all offseason.

Speaker 43 Well,

Speaker 65 you cried when he got a little foot injury.

Speaker 59 You called us racist.

Speaker 62 He snubbed his toe and

Speaker 62 almost left the show.

Speaker 4 Listen, memes,

Speaker 4 we did hash it out.

Speaker 123 Memes and I hashed it out.

Speaker 2 We agreed that we have to remind ourselves that we're in this together, the two of us.

Speaker 139 We're the winless teams on PMT right now, and we have to stay together, memes.

Speaker 2 We have to have each other's backs.

Speaker 124 Did I go and do an accounting of how many times you tweeted about the Bears versus how many times you tweeted about the Jets?

Speaker 2 Yes. Was it more Bears than Jets? Yes.

Speaker 135 But we're in this together.

Speaker 74 The Bears was a more memeable game.

Speaker 20 That's true.

Speaker 20 That is true.

Speaker 25 More eyeballs on it?

Speaker 147 That is true.

Speaker 20 More eyeballs.

Speaker 74 That was a coordinator going against the old team. That is true.
Said he had plays that he had called in the offseason that he was going to run today.

Speaker 25 Oh, the Bears had a great first play.

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 94 Yeah, he has a good script.

Speaker 51 So...

Speaker 33 Okay, so we're good, though. Yeah,

Speaker 44 we're good.

Speaker 74 We both suck. Yeah.

Speaker 25 What do you think about Aaron Glenn's?

Speaker 106 And maybe you'll get Caleb Williams in like a year or two.

Speaker 25 What do you think about Aaron Glenn's statement after the game that was just like, we're killing ourselves?

Speaker 74 Yeah,

Speaker 74 that was his.

Speaker 25 Is that memeable?

Speaker 74 That was his warm welcome to the Jets.

Speaker 25 Would you say that's a memeable thing that he said?

Speaker 74 Yeah, I tweeted about it.

Speaker 25 Did you meme it?

Speaker 25 I'm beginning to see Big Cat's point here.

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 73 To memes' defense.

Speaker 25 His coach literally said, we're killing ourselves.

Speaker 25 And then memes did not use that. You did not deploy that as a meme.

Speaker 66 I did.

Speaker 144 So memes' defense, what?

Speaker 142 The graphic of

Speaker 142 the Bears' elimination got 27,000 likes. The graphic of the

Speaker 73 Jets one got four.

Speaker 60 Listen, I knew.

Speaker 128 Obviously, I'm not arguing of which team is funnier to laugh at right now.

Speaker 103 I'm just asking for fair and balance from memes when he runs the PMT account.

Speaker 2 All I needed was the Jets eliminated as well.

Speaker 77 Because we're in this together.

Speaker 4 We have to stick together.

Speaker 57 That's fair.

Speaker 74 But if we're numbers-based, the Bears can't.

Speaker 44 Of course, they do.

Speaker 33 They're way easier to laugh at.

Speaker 33 Which is actually, you should be upset about that.

Speaker 28 Because, like, that used to be the Jets' mantle.

Speaker 120 You lost it.

Speaker 2 The opposite of love is not hate, it's apathy.

Speaker 74 Yeah, but

Speaker 74 we're so bad you can't even laugh anymore. Right.

Speaker 149 So, that's, but shouldn't you, yeah, so maybe that's what it is.

Speaker 58 Maybe it's like you're mad that the Bears have taken the Laughingstock mantle.

Speaker 74 That could be it.

Speaker 52 Either way, it was just very funny for Memes and I to just standing in the studio around 4 o'clock today, having a real disagreement, and then coming to the terms of like, we both suck.

Speaker 91 We just got to stick together.

Speaker 33 Zach, you watched it. What did you think?

Speaker 20 How pathetic was it?

Speaker 119 It was very funny. I'll be in full transparency.

Speaker 20 It was good.

Speaker 41 But it felt pathetic. Did you feel pathetic, memes? Because I felt pathetic.

Speaker 20 We were arguing.

Speaker 137 We were arguing over who's worse.

Speaker 25 Now that memes has the part of my take timeline pulled up, there is one thing from the Lions Bears game that we didn't discuss. Oh, yeah.
I should bring up. Yeah.
Amon Ra St. Brown scored a touchdown.

Speaker 25 He does the celebration where he grabs his hamstring.

Speaker 120 Hank freaked out.

Speaker 25 Hank thought that he pulled his hamstring.

Speaker 20 He goes, oh, fuzz. Oh, no.

Speaker 25 You've never seen that before, Hank.

Speaker 65 I said, oh, no.

Speaker 15 Jared Goff looked like he got fooled by it, too.

Speaker 25 No. No, he came to celebrate with his buddy.
Yeah.

Speaker 65 I just said, oh, no.

Speaker 109 First day watching ball.

Speaker 65 I mean, that's not what you want to see.

Speaker 113 That's true.

Speaker 61 Well, actually, it is. You have to hear it.

Speaker 20 You fucking cry every time Jaden Daniels moves outside of the pocket.

Speaker 64 Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 94 I do.

Speaker 64 And I've never once been like, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 25 I've never fallen for a fake sword.

Speaker 59 Oh, get down, get down, get down.

Speaker 76 Oh my god.

Speaker 25 After he scores a touchdown, I'm not like, oh my God, is his hamstring okay?

Speaker 65 If he went down like that, you would literally have a heart attack.

Speaker 110 That's probably not.

Speaker 13 Well, you.

Speaker 25 I care way more about Jaden Daniels than you do about Amon Raj.

Speaker 94 I didn't.

Speaker 79 And freak out.

Speaker 65 I literally just said, oh, no.

Speaker 153 You freaked out a little bit.

Speaker 13 No, I said, oh, no.

Speaker 25 That's been a thing for like three years.

Speaker 62 He sold it well.

Speaker 120 Yeah.

Speaker 44 Okay.

Speaker 100 We're good, memes.

Speaker 79 We both suck.

Speaker 20 Yeah, we're good. We're good.
We're good.

Speaker 2 It actually never got to memes, you know, sometimes memes does the thing where he like balls his fist and you're like, oh, no.

Speaker 131 We never even got to that.

Speaker 130 We were just having a nice, polite disagreement, and then came to the conclusion that we both suck and are pathetic, and we're good with that.

Speaker 44 Well,

Speaker 74 Big Cat strolled in with a lacrosse stick on his shoulder like

Speaker 126 he's about to hit me with it.

Speaker 23 It's true. I don't know why I had a list of people.

Speaker 76 I didn't need to talk.

Speaker 74 I was just like, what did I do? He was like, you tweeted the bears are eliminated from the play.

Speaker 4 I was like, where's the Jets one? He's like, I did it.

Speaker 71 And Zach was just sitting there.

Speaker 26 And yeah, it had to have been the most pathetic conversation that happened this afternoon.

Speaker 126 Easily.

Speaker 119 I was just aware there's going to be that much division week two. I was like, well, this is week two.
Like, week 14 is going to be.

Speaker 2 No, because this is exactly when memes and I do it every year.

Speaker 90 It's right around now.

Speaker 12 I think it's a little early.

Speaker 40 You think it's early? I think the

Speaker 20 Bears were good last year. The Jets weren't.

Speaker 76 Oh, yeah. It starts.

Speaker 44 Oh, starts.

Speaker 83 It starts.

Speaker 74 Jets were decent to start. Yeah.

Speaker 65 I think week five or six is whenever the Pats beat the Jets.

Speaker 38 It's usually, yeah, you're right.

Speaker 100 It's a little bit later, but this year, I think this is the appropriate time for it.

Speaker 126 Yeah, it's right around that time.

Speaker 113 Yeah, it's right.

Speaker 84 It needed to be said.

Speaker 2 We needed to have the conversation. We'll be good for the rest of the season.

Speaker 136 Just being like, yeah, we both saw it.

Speaker 74 I will say the last thing on the Jets,

Speaker 74 like Sean Payton lost 70-20 to the Dolphins his first year. Like, there's those positives.
You need a year to set the culture for your team. You have to flush the turds.

Speaker 74 You have to get rid of every single negative piece.

Speaker 74 Negative player out of the building. You got to get your guys in.
It's unfortunate. You're going to suck for a while.
You just got to bear with the process instead of just being like, oh, we fuck it.

Speaker 137 We're terrible.

Speaker 74 I want to watch a Super Bowl team.

Speaker 25 That's just not going to happen. You're right, because that's how bad teams stay bad.
Yeah. Is if they do freak out and then they make another change.
Yeah.

Speaker 74 Yeah, you just got to realize we're going to suck.

Speaker 131 That's where we're different in that you're not at the end of a four-year rebuild.

Speaker 83 You're at the start of a rebuild.

Speaker 96 Yeah, even though it's kind of exciting.

Speaker 74 Tony Romo said on the broadcast that it was like watching Alabama versus

Speaker 97 Tennessee State

Speaker 74 that the Bills just have so many more guys that are good it's just not competitive right now yeah yeah but I do think we'll beat we'll beat the bad teams like we're a bad team but I think we're better than the worst you might be one of the best bad teams yeah how many wins right now

Speaker 25 five how many bad teams are there that you're better than

Speaker 74 that's a good question after today's game i'd say zero but if you go based off the pittsburgh game, who they look terrible.

Speaker 133 Yeah, because Pittsburgh could be a bad team.

Speaker 25 They could be bad. Are you better than the Dolphins?

Speaker 74 I think we're better than the Dolphins. We'll find out in two weeks.

Speaker 73 That's Monday Night Football.

Speaker 107 I think you're better than the Panthers.

Speaker 74 Yeah, we could beat the Panthers.

Speaker 25 Are you better than the Saints?

Speaker 103 Right now, no.

Speaker 25 Are you better than the Bears?

Speaker 110 Yes.

Speaker 46 We don't play, but yes.

Speaker 20 Right now?

Speaker 93 Power rank. Although we kind of played the same week one, week two.

Speaker 129 Like close game, then non-competitive game.

Speaker 74 No, I'd give it to the Bears.

Speaker 20 Okay.

Speaker 87 Although Justin Fields would have a chip on his shoulder.

Speaker 126 Yeah. That would be big.

Speaker 87 That would be big. And you would have a chip on your shoulder because you'd get to rub it in my face.

Speaker 44 That would also be big.

Speaker 20 That would be fun.

Speaker 43 All right.

Speaker 46 Next game.

Speaker 2 Seahawks, 31, Steelers, 17.

Speaker 133 Yeah, the Steelers might be bad.

Speaker 45 So this game did change on two plays.

Speaker 96 One was the pick in the end zone to where Calvin Austin, I think, ran the wrong route, basically hit the ball, tip drill.

Speaker 25 It was a pass to Friar Muth. Calvin Austin reached out, deflected it up, interception.
He's like, I got this.

Speaker 57 Yep.

Speaker 135 And then the other one was one of the dumbest plays ever.

Speaker 133 It was Caleb Johnson walking away from a ball that landed in the landing zone, and then the Seahawks jumping on it and in the end zone and scoring a touchdown.

Speaker 2 That was basically the game right there.

Speaker 128 It reminded me, it kind of reminded me of like, because of the new rules of kickoffs and everything,

Speaker 128 it kind of reminded me of, remember the Plaxco play?

Speaker 46 When he stood up and dropped the ball, and then everyone learned to not do that?

Speaker 120 Yep.

Speaker 38 Caleb Johnson had to die for everyone else to learn to never do this because the way he walked away from that ball, he never in a million years thought it was a live ball.

Speaker 25 Every special teams coach is like, thank God that happened to a different team and not to us.

Speaker 25 And Danny Smith, the biggest gum chewer, like he makes Pete Carroll look like he's never put anything in his mouth. Danny Smith is always chewing a fat wad of gum.

Speaker 25 And him not knowing that rule, I think, is worse than what Caleb Johnson did. Like as a special teams coach, say what you want about Belichick.

Speaker 25 Belichick would have studied every single rule about the kickoff and then had an hour-long meeting with everybody on special teams being like, this is the rule. This is what you can do.

Speaker 25 This is what you can't do. That, to me, was more on the coach than it was on the player.

Speaker 26 Do we know that he told him...

Speaker 144 Do we know that because he could have told him.

Speaker 100 He might have told him.

Speaker 25 If he did tell him, then yes, it's on the player. Yeah.
But he certainly, Caleb Johnson didn't act like he had ever heard that.

Speaker 100 He walked away from it so nonchalantly.

Speaker 25 And the game changed entirely on that.

Speaker 20 Yeah, it went.

Speaker 113 The Steelers have to press.

Speaker 60 The Seahawks were up three, and then they went up 10, just like that, on back-to-back plays.

Speaker 105 So it was pretty crazy.

Speaker 149 The Steelers are.

Speaker 56 I don't know if the Steelers are good.

Speaker 25 I have a take, Big Cat. Okay.

Speaker 25 I think the Steelers are better when they have a shitty quarterback. And Aaron Rodgers didn't play that well today.
I want to say that. I mean, he should have had that touchdown to Pat, but

Speaker 25 I think that they're better when their defense knows that they have to be impregnable.

Speaker 110 I think they can just give it a little time because I think Aaron Rodgers might not be good anymore.

Speaker 25 You don't think so? No.

Speaker 90 Under pressure, he was a disaster.

Speaker 25 He was bad today.

Speaker 2 He was

Speaker 52 on passes over 10 yards today.

Speaker 124 He had a 22% completion percentage, 42 yards, and one interception.

Speaker 46 He might be over.

Speaker 90 I actually

Speaker 25 think they win that game with Mason Rudolph. They might.

Speaker 25 Because the defense, my entire take is right now, the Steelers didn't really make any drastic changes on defense besides bringing in Jalen Ramsey, which should make your defense better, right?

Speaker 25 And Joey Porter didn't play today, but

Speaker 25 they're not playing at all like they were last year on defense.

Speaker 38 They did have a lot of injuries in this game, but still, it's two games where they've gotten, it doesn't look like the Steelers, the way that they got ran on, like Kenneth Walker, he only touched the ball 13 times.

Speaker 123 He had 105 yards.

Speaker 141 Yeah, it's like just because you have the uniform.

Speaker 25 I always expect that the uniforms are just going to make you a good defensive player if you play in Pittsburgh. Correct.
But that's not really a great strategy. It's like saying, play Renegade louder.

Speaker 25 Yeah. That'll make us better on defense.
If they have a shitty quarterback, I feel like they're more competitive on defense. Yeah.

Speaker 25 It might be a dumb take, but knowing that you can't give up any points. I don't hate the take.

Speaker 17 I think they just got to wait a little bit because I don't know.

Speaker 46 I don't know if Rodgers.

Speaker 30 I don't know if the Steelers are good.

Speaker 89 They started 1-0.

Speaker 96 Obviously, they lost today.

Speaker 2 The Seahawks defense is good.

Speaker 89 Had them in clamps in the second half.

Speaker 147 I don't know if the Steelers are good.

Speaker 25 There also might be a little,

Speaker 25 maybe some trouble brewing between Aaron Rodgers and Mike Tomlin.

Speaker 44 Who? Do tell.

Speaker 20 Well, Aaron Rodgers...

Speaker 25 He keeps trying to tell Mike we're going to go for it on fourth down. And then Mike Tomlin's like, no, Aaron, I don't go for it on fourth down.
That's not in my DNA.

Speaker 138 Yeah.

Speaker 25 And then Aaron Rodgers is like, fuck, okay. But he's used to winning all those arguments with his coaches.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but he doesn't realize that Mike Tomlin's like, hey, I don't know if you know, but I've been here for a long time.

Speaker 87 And what we do is we punt.

Speaker 26 We're in the middle of the field, and it's fourth and one, we punt.

Speaker 25 This is how I have a 600-winning percentage. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 21 We're going to punt.

Speaker 25 It was fourth and one.

Speaker 25 It was pretty much midfield, I think, at the 48-yard line. And it was tied 14-14.
And Aaron Rodgers is like, no, let's just get a first down. Mike Tomlin's like, no, we're going to punt.

Speaker 25 And Aaron looked exasperated. Yeah.

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 20 Listen, I don't know.

Speaker 2 We'll find out, I guess, if the Steelers are good in the next couple of weeks.

Speaker 98 Because I think they play at the Patriots.

Speaker 133 That would be a good test of whether they're good.

Speaker 96 Then they play at home against the Vikings.

Speaker 146 That will be a good test.

Speaker 2 If they start one and three, I think they're not a good team.

Speaker 103 And I don't.

Speaker 104 Russell Wilson looked really good today.

Speaker 34 I don't know if Aaron Rodgers still has what Russell Wilson did, which is crazy to say.

Speaker 25 Over Over the course of a season?

Speaker 99 Maybe, but.

Speaker 25 Like, this is a great game from Russ, don't get me wrong.

Speaker 99 Yeah, no, I'm just saying, I don't know where that came from, Russ.

Speaker 17 It wasn't last year, but. Or last week.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 28 But the deep ball is still there for Russ.

Speaker 20 Aaron Rodgers couldn't throw the ball down the field.

Speaker 25 Aaron Rodgers looked way better today than Russ looked in week one.

Speaker 13 Yes, I would agree with that.

Speaker 59 In their bad games.

Speaker 69 I would agree with that.

Speaker 25 But in their good games, Russ looked better than Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 2 And that interception in the end zone was not Aaron Rodgers' fault.

Speaker 91 Correct. That was not his fault at all.

Speaker 96 And then the Seahawks, I do think the Seahawks have a very good defense.

Speaker 56 Their offense will hopefully come along and look good today because the Steelers' defense would look bad.

Speaker 135 But yeah, I think the, like, Mike McDonald's got them going in the right direction kind of thing.

Speaker 25 We have two Mike and Mike matchups today.

Speaker 69 We did.

Speaker 25 Vrabel and McDaniel and Tomlin and McDonald. Yeah.

Speaker 82 Crazy. It's too bad we lost Mike McCarthy.
We would have had five Mike's.

Speaker 25 Five Mics. Five Mics.

Speaker 90 Yeah,

Speaker 2 the Seahawks are are going to be one of those teams that I feel like if they're going to be there.

Speaker 22 They play a good style of football.

Speaker 46 Even that week one game where they couldn't do anything offensively, they stayed in it by playing good defense.

Speaker 124 And Cooper Cup's still alive.

Speaker 22 Cooper Cup's still alive. Yep.

Speaker 110 Still alive.

Speaker 8 Oh, that's my computer making noise.

Speaker 89 Hank, speaking of Mike's, the other Mike-Mike matchup, Patriots 33, Dolphins 27. How are you feeling?

Speaker 104 Gotta win.

Speaker 65 Gotta win. Wasn't pretty.

Speaker 151 Defense is really bad.

Speaker 17 Drake May looked great.

Speaker 149 Drake May did look great.

Speaker 65 The offense looked good. Stephon Diggs kind of showed up a little bit.

Speaker 65 I love Mike Rabel running down the sidelines on the kick return.

Speaker 82 Yeah, you'd see Stephon Diggs calling slow. Yeah, that's funny.

Speaker 65 That's just good old-fashioned locker room stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 25 Tua finally lost to the Patriots.

Speaker 76 Yep.

Speaker 65 But their defense looked bad. Like, the Dolphins, I don't think, are good, and it was an absolute grind to win that game.

Speaker 59 Yeah, you needed the bat.

Speaker 2 the game was not

Speaker 12 super appealing to watch, and then it kind of all hell broke loose with the punt return, then kick return right back, which was pretty sick.

Speaker 95 Did you like the new uniforms?

Speaker 65 New uniforms yet.

Speaker 19 I thought they were new.

Speaker 126 Not yet.

Speaker 60 Did the pants look grayer then, or were they sweating a lot?

Speaker 65 I think there was, I think it was just a hot Miami day. Okay, it was a hot Miami Day.

Speaker 25 Because they put the benches in the sun. Yeah.

Speaker 66 Let's talk about your kicker.

Speaker 104 Yeah.

Speaker 52 So I have a theory.

Speaker 103 I think Mike Rabel's just too much an alpha that none of his kickers can ever have the confidence to kick.

Speaker 51 He just hates kickers.

Speaker 37 He's got a horrible number.

Speaker 65 He's got a horrible swag for a kicker.

Speaker 25 Number 36.

Speaker 65 He's number 36. He's got an arm sleeve.

Speaker 25 The arm sleeve on.

Speaker 104 And a sleeve of tattoos.

Speaker 45 He looks like a 12-year-old went in the Madden Creative Player and spent like an hour and a half customizing everything.

Speaker 25 You do not want your kicker to have swag. Nothing about a natural kicker should exude coolness.

Speaker 65 No, and he's got the ass towel, which is like, that's K. Dick, who played, obviously, college football, do uncle football, is like, no kicker should ever have an ass towel.
No.

Speaker 25 You don't touch the ball with your hands.

Speaker 51 Correct. He did.
He came up clutch, though.

Speaker 65 He had a long field goal to kind of ice the game. Yeah.

Speaker 25 He did, but yeah, he missed two extra points.

Speaker 65 The first two extra points missed him badly.

Speaker 25 Number 36 on a kicker doesn't look good.

Speaker 25 If you're a kicker, you take the screen. You don't even ask for a number.

Speaker 25 If you're a kicker, you just like you go into the equipment room and you're like, whatever you got that, that, like, dorks usually wear.

Speaker 147 I'll put that one on.

Speaker 65 So, yeah, bad, really bad. And Vrabel definitely just hates it.
He doesn't even, probably is not even going to acknowledge it.

Speaker 2 Probably doesn't even know his name. No.

Speaker 25 Yeah. No, they're just all kicker.
Yeah.

Speaker 118 To him. Get out there, kicker.

Speaker 123 Go miss that kick, kicker.

Speaker 133 Because this happened.

Speaker 124 Remember when he just didn't use kickers in Tennessee?

Speaker 25 Yeah, because there was one guy that missed like four in a row. Yeah.
And he was just like, yeah, we're just not kicking the ball.

Speaker 4 We're not going to kick.

Speaker 25 Ever again. Mike McDaniel has to change his glasses.

Speaker 25 You can't wear those glasses and lose as much as he's been losing.

Speaker 38 I'd agree.

Speaker 25 If you need to make a change,

Speaker 13 you got to have

Speaker 25 a different image. You can't be going through the tough times when you're looking like a Coke dealer.

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 122 He also,

Speaker 105 I would say

Speaker 24 the heat on his seat is

Speaker 124 volcanic at this point because they had a players-only meeting after week one.

Speaker 130 Yep.

Speaker 139 And then after this game, Tua basically said like the communication was terrible at the the end of the game.

Speaker 131 Yep.

Speaker 133 And Mike McDaniel then said the communication was terrible at the end of the game.

Speaker 2 It feels like it's going to be our first head coach fired this season.

Speaker 25 Well, they're already ⁇ it's week two. Yeah.
And Miami.

Speaker 46 And they had to play Buffalo on Thursday night.

Speaker 25 Miami is already flying planes over the stadium that say fire Greer, fire McDaniel.

Speaker 25 That's skywriting bad territory for the Dolphins right now.

Speaker 107 Here's a good thing for the Dolphins.

Speaker 152 Tyreek Hill finally had a 30-yard catch, first time in a year.

Speaker 118 Yep.

Speaker 46 It was one of the most underthrown balls of all time, but it still counted.

Speaker 25 It was over 30 yards, technically, yes.

Speaker 48 Also, Tua is my favorite interception quarterback in the league now.

Speaker 25 Tua might have a blind spot directly in the center of his field of vision.

Speaker 23 That interception he threw to the linebacker was so fucking funny.

Speaker 2 He is now number one.

Speaker 26 If you're like, hey, you want to laugh?

Speaker 26 Show me an interception.

Speaker 89 It's Tua.

Speaker 25 It was crazy. The guy was about 15 yards in front of him, directly in his field.
Is there a term for that, like nearsighted, far-sighted?

Speaker 71 Remember, Jameis had this when he got to the lace.

Speaker 25 Yeah, he was linebacker blind. Yeah.
But yeah, if you can't see things that are directly in front of your face, what is that called?

Speaker 12 I don't know. Denial?

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 2 That interception, though, was so fucking funny.

Speaker 28 He just threw it right to the linebacker.

Speaker 120 Yeah.

Speaker 31 It was a perfect pass to the linebacker.

Speaker 144 But yeah, he leads the league in funniest turnovers at this point.

Speaker 46 He's my 1-1 pick for funniest turnovers.

Speaker 25 I agree. They're awesome.
Hank, you guys traded a wide receiver today, or was that yesterday?

Speaker 65 Yesterday.

Speaker 25 Are you familiar with the Patriots' track record with receivers that they've drafted?

Speaker 65 Yes, not great.

Speaker 149 Who did you trade?

Speaker 65 Not Booty.

Speaker 12 No, not Booty. Polk, yeah.

Speaker 25 Jalen Polk.

Speaker 25 Did you know? who the last wide receiver that the Patriots drafted that has reached 1,500 receiving yards in his entire career is.

Speaker 92 So that's Steven Chase that?

Speaker 25 No.

Speaker 73 1,500. 1,500.
Oh, 500.

Speaker 20 Oh, sorry.

Speaker 105 1,005 was his stat.

Speaker 25 1,500. That's not that.

Speaker 42 Yeah, yeah, no, I thought it was 1,005.

Speaker 79 I got it.

Speaker 25 1,500 isn't that many receiving yards.

Speaker 65 We didn't draft receivers forever. Wait, in his career?

Speaker 29 In their entire career.

Speaker 44 Oh, that's crazy.

Speaker 20 I'm not talking about in a season.

Speaker 28 Oh, yeah, yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 65 We didn't draft wide receivers forever. And then we took Nikhil Harry.
He was terrible. So no.

Speaker 25 Julian? It was Julian Edelman.

Speaker 138 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 25 That's from Andy Hutchins. But yeah, that's a crazy stat, isn't it? And Polk, was he a second-rounder?

Speaker 65 Might have been first.

Speaker 125 Second.

Speaker 139 Memes saying second.

Speaker 113 Second rounder.

Speaker 134 Memes on our Patriots beat.

Speaker 25 Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

Speaker 149 Where did Jalen Polk go to college?

Speaker 74 Yeah, Washington. Huskins.

Speaker 20 Hank's favorite team. That's right.
Yep, that's right.

Speaker 44 That's right.

Speaker 28 Yeah, listen, Hank, Drake may look good.

Speaker 90 That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 122 I feel like it's going to be an

Speaker 65 entertaining year. They're going to be in a lot of these games where it's like they're going to have to grind out wins.

Speaker 99 But that was a big step for like

Speaker 65 shootout wins.

Speaker 2 Drake May should look like that against a Dolphins defense that is bad. He was almost perfect.

Speaker 20 So that's good. Yeah.

Speaker 136 You know?

Speaker 46 And he won the game.

Speaker 65 It's a rebuilding year. It's like we got to win.
You know, there's going to be a lot of close games, and

Speaker 65 you just got to hope they get good experience out of them.

Speaker 25 It was an awesome ending, too. It was exciting.

Speaker 16 And we're just going to forget that you said that you you were going to have the most wins of anyone on this planet.

Speaker 65 I mean, we're only one back right now, so

Speaker 60 you're going to stand with it.

Speaker 65 I'm just saying we're only one back, so.

Speaker 44 Okay. All right.

Speaker 57 So you're only one back.

Speaker 25 But Big Cat's only one back of you.

Speaker 110 That's true.

Speaker 65 True.

Speaker 36 Same with memes.

Speaker 44 Right there.

Speaker 46 We're knocking on the door.

Speaker 65 Anything could happen. It's a long season.
It is.

Speaker 91 It is a long season.

Speaker 105 Yeah, I do think that

Speaker 87 it's going to be Mike McDaniel soon, right?

Speaker 35 What's the... Let's just look.

Speaker 25 If you get a players-only meeting after one week. One week.

Speaker 25 That's a pretty bad sign.

Speaker 42 All right, the Dolphins.

Speaker 25 That's not even a player. That's just telling your coaches, hey, get out of here.

Speaker 44 Yeah.

Speaker 25 We don't want to talk to you.

Speaker 23 All right, I'll make the prediction.

Speaker 86 If the Dolphins start 0-5, he will be fired because they play the Bills.

Speaker 20 They're going to lose to the Bills in Buffalo, Thursday night football.

Speaker 130 Then they play the Jets on Monday night football.

Speaker 141 Then they play the Panthers.

Speaker 26 If they lose to the Jets and the Panthers, if they don't get one win there, he's done.

Speaker 110 I agree.

Speaker 20 That's it for him.

Speaker 131 And I'm sure he'll be a good offensive coordinator somewhere.

Speaker 23 Yeah.

Speaker 129 Maybe not a head coach.

Speaker 105 Okay.

Speaker 25 You can't wear the glasses if you're an offensive coordinator. Those are winning head coach glasses.
Yes, absolutely.

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Speaker 96 Rams, Titans.

Speaker 133 Rams 33, Titans 19.

Speaker 103 I feel like the Rams offense finally woke up because they were in a dogfight with the Titans, 13, 10.5, I believe it was.

Speaker 2 And then Matthew Safford was sensational in the second half.

Speaker 139 He went 14 for 17, 191 yards, two touchdowns.

Speaker 58 They scored on four of their five drives.

Speaker 96 Maybe it was a game and a half that the Rams needed to finally wake up.

Speaker 25 In the first half, all they really had was like, let's hand the ball off to Puka Nakua. Yeah.
And then he's going to break something nice for us.

Speaker 25 And if you're a Titans fan watching this game, this season's probably going to stink for Titans fans out there. Oh, yeah.
But we are firmly on guy watch with Cam Ward.

Speaker 25 So that's really what you're paying attention to every week. Is Cam Ward a guy?

Speaker 32 Was that throw smart?

Speaker 42 That might be.

Speaker 93 The touchdown throw we're talking about.

Speaker 25 Yeah, the touchdown throw he threw across his body, across the entire field. That is a throw that a guy would make.
Yeah.

Speaker 25 However, that's not a good throw that you want your guy to make because he's going to think that he can do that. And then it's going to be bad the next time that he tries to do that.

Speaker 23 That's a throw against Bethune Cookman.

Speaker 25 Yes.

Speaker 96 Not against the Los Angeles Rams. Now, it did work.

Speaker 28 Yep.

Speaker 46 So credit to him.

Speaker 17 But that was a crazy.

Speaker 45 I can't imagine they go into film and they're like, hey, good throw, dude.

Speaker 89 Great process.

Speaker 2 Because that was nuts. Yeah.

Speaker 111 You rarely see that across the body, across the field.

Speaker 25 Yeah, they're going to try to tell him not to do that, but since it worked, it's like, good luck telling him that. Yeah.
Because it ended up being an awesome-looking play.

Speaker 25 They even have like some of the super high-definition cameras that tracked it, being like, look at this great play by Cam Ward. Yep.
Coaches are like, don't ever fucking do that again, please. Yeah.

Speaker 69 But he's going to.

Speaker 58 His O-line is not great.

Speaker 101 So it's a work in progress.

Speaker 95 I do like, I have liked watching Cam Ward.

Speaker 2 He's fun to watch play.

Speaker 89 This game kind kind of got away from him.

Speaker 6 It was actually his fumble in the second half that kind of opened up the floodgates where it was like the Titans were hanging around.

Speaker 151 They're one possession game, and then it just kind of ended there.

Speaker 25 I would go far as to say that the Titans' offensive line is bad.

Speaker 51 Yeah.

Speaker 25 Right now, he's on pace to be sacked 93.5 times this year, which actually made me look up the David Carr stats. So he's been sacked.

Speaker 25 How many times did he get sacked today? I know he got banged up a lot in week one. Today he had

Speaker 25 five sacks.

Speaker 25 David Carr, in his first two games, he got sacked 15 times.

Speaker 25 Pretty crazy.

Speaker 25 But right now, they're on pace to break that record.

Speaker 87 He had six sacks in his first game.

Speaker 139 What was the David Carr again for the whole first year?

Speaker 17 Because Caleb was close.

Speaker 25 70.

Speaker 2 I can't remember, but it was.

Speaker 19 Caleb was close.

Speaker 24 Caleb got sacked 68 times last year.

Speaker 113 I think it it was 73 or 74 times

Speaker 25 for David Carr? 76. 76.

Speaker 132 So Caleb was eight away.

Speaker 25 So the fact that David Carr got sacked 15 times in his first two games and only got sacked 76 times on the season. Yeah, pretty good.
Pretty good.

Speaker 84 Pretty good.

Speaker 25 Pretty good turnaround.

Speaker 30 Offensive line did all right. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Here's a crazy stat I saw.

Speaker 89 The Rams are a good football team.

Speaker 141 I think we all agree, right?

Speaker 136 They played the Eagles the toughest out of anyone last year in the playoffs.

Speaker 16 Every year, the the Staffords have been healthy.

Speaker 136 They've been in the playoffs.

Speaker 124 Do you know this was the largest margin of victory, regular season margin of victory, the Rams have won by since week 13, 2023?

Speaker 25 I did not know that. Isn't that crazy? They just don't blow anybody out.

Speaker 20 They don't blow anyone out.

Speaker 147 It's nuts. That is.

Speaker 25 They probably do a great job of running the football.

Speaker 17 Yeah, I just,

Speaker 89 I saw it and I was like, holy shit, and I went and looked, and they did kill the Vikings last year in the playoffs.

Speaker 129 But regular season, every game is 10 points or less, pretty much, until until you go back to week 13, 2023. So there's, I don't know, there's like 13 or 14 wins in there that none of them were

Speaker 114 14 points.

Speaker 25 Yeah, McVay is a really good coach. Brian Callahan, I don't know.
Can we even say if he's a good coach or not?

Speaker 46 Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 25 He might be Ken Wisenhunt 2.0.

Speaker 123 I like him as a guy.

Speaker 25 Yeah, seems like a good dude. Yeah.

Speaker 25 But he learned what a catch is. He learned what a catch is.
Calvin Ridley has not. Yeah.

Speaker 42 The Titans need to just be a scrappy team this year.

Speaker 60 They get the Eagles next.

Speaker 46 Or no, sorry, the Rams get the Eagles next week.

Speaker 115 Whose lines anyway? DraftKings Sportsbook.

Speaker 25 Where is it? It's at

Speaker 20 Philadelphia.

Speaker 65 Eagles minus four and a half. I was going to say Eagles.

Speaker 60 Eagles minus three and a half.

Speaker 90 I'll say two and a half.

Speaker 25 I think Hank might be right.

Speaker 38 What is it?

Speaker 65 DraftKings Sportsbook. It is Eagles minus four and a half.

Speaker 20 Oh, wow.

Speaker 12 Nice, Hank.

Speaker 29 Good job. Thank you.

Speaker 21 You're spot spot on.

Speaker 43 All right.

Speaker 78 Last game of the early slate.

Speaker 133 Ravens 41, Browns 17.

Speaker 28 This was an ass-kicking. It was close, actually, in the first half.

Speaker 25 On Deshaun Watson's birthday.

Speaker 46 Yeah, Deshaun Watson's birthday.

Speaker 124 They wished him a happy birthday on Twitter.

Speaker 58 Joe Flacco's returned to Baltimore, which was cool.

Speaker 83 Do you see Dennis Pitta wearing our shirt?

Speaker 25 He rocked the elite shirt today.

Speaker 72 Respect elite shirt.

Speaker 89 The hug with Lamar after was awesome.

Speaker 91 Nothing else the Browns did was awesome because it wasn't even like the Ravens had

Speaker 89 242 total yards of offense and they still won by this margin.

Speaker 56 They blocked a punt.

Speaker 90 They had a pick return to the six-yard line.

Speaker 103 They demolished them.

Speaker 25 They didn't even try to run the football. That was the craziest part about it.
Derrick Henry had 23 yards today.

Speaker 100 Yeah, the Browns defense held its own for a half and then it just ran out of gas.

Speaker 129 There was nothing else that could be done.

Speaker 101 And the Ravens, like that last year, we talked about it on Friday, but last year they lost in a heartbreaker week one.

Speaker 136 They lost the Raiders week two.

Speaker 131 This feels like they corrected it a little bit, won an easy one, didn't give up a lead late.

Speaker 2 Ravens are going to be just fine.

Speaker 87 I have a question for you, PFT, and we love Joe Flacco.

Speaker 89 Yep.

Speaker 35 Why don't they start Dylan Gabriel?

Speaker 148 We love Joe Flacco.

Speaker 20 I love Joe Flacco, but

Speaker 2 the process makes no sense in the fact that Joe Flacco can't play forever.

Speaker 32 You drafted Dylan Gabriel.

Speaker 89 You might as well find out.

Speaker 25 Yeah, well, they put him in. He had a perfect QBR because he went three for three.
Against the backups for the battle. Against the backups for the Ravens.

Speaker 25 But still, you can't ask for anything better than three for three. Yeah.

Speaker 25 Yeah, they probably should start thinking about that. I don't think that Stefansky, I don't know what

Speaker 25 his relationship is like with Haslam, but I would imagine that the second Haslam says, play Dylan Gabriel, he's going to play Dylan Gabriel.

Speaker 25 And until that happens, he's going to be like, I'm going to stick with Joe Flacco because I'm waiting for Haslam to tell me to put Gabriel in because then my clock resets on my job.

Speaker 44 Yeah.

Speaker 25 That's probably what's going through his head right now.

Speaker 44 Okay.

Speaker 25 But they should.

Speaker 115 I feel like it should just happen. Yeah.

Speaker 25 I think it's about that time.

Speaker 104 It should just do it and see what you got.

Speaker 129 By the way, did you see the Adam Schefter report before this game that Shador Sanders, the Ravens were going to take him in the fifth round, but before Baltimore could turn in the card, the former Colorado star let it be known that he didn't want to be on the roster with Lamar Jackson, where he would be a backup.

Speaker 87 Instead, he's a backup to Dylan Gabriel and Joe Flacco.

Speaker 25 And Bailey Zach.

Speaker 71 That's a crazy story.

Speaker 25 That is, yeah.

Speaker 135 I think you'd want to be on the Ravens no matter what.

Speaker 111 I mean, the fact that

Speaker 117 if you're drafted by any team, a Ravens is probably the top of the list of teams, like from an organizational standpoint, you'd want to be drafted by.

Speaker 25 This also tells me that he probably told the Browns, don't don't draft me, if they had already taken Dylan Gabriel, right? Yeah.

Speaker 104 Yeah.

Speaker 25 And because if the Ravens were going to take him in the fifth, then Dylan Gabriel is already on the Browns at that point. Yeah.
And then

Speaker 25 they tell Shadur, hey, we want to draft you. He probably said, please don't draft me.
And they said, fuck you. We're going to draft you so hard.

Speaker 89 We're going to draft the fuck out of you.

Speaker 25 This is the start of a great relationship.

Speaker 26 I just, I don't get it.

Speaker 99 It's not like Lamar has missed time.

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 144 If you told me I had to be a backup anywhere, I think the Ravens would probably be number one.

Speaker 25 Lamar and Deion could share a sponsorship with Depends. Yeah.
Get that same 10 on the sideline for the Ravens games. Also, credit to Lamar Jackson.

Speaker 25 So today, he didn't have the most, he had 225 yards passing, four touchdowns, no interceptions. Quarterback rating, 128.6.
That makes Lamar Jackson the highest rated NFL quarterback of all time.

Speaker 147 All time.

Speaker 94 Of all time.

Speaker 90 According to QBR.

Speaker 25 No, no, not QBR.

Speaker 90 Oh, the rating.

Speaker 25 The passer rating. Yeah.
So he officially passed Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 25 Lamar Jackson is the best passing quarterback of all time by the metrics, which is crazy because he's also the best running quarterback of all time.

Speaker 110 That is nuts. That's wild.

Speaker 141 I think Lamar might be really good.

Speaker 25 I think he's really good.

Speaker 134 I think I've seen enough guys.

Speaker 2 I think Lamar is really good.

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 25 Maybe they draft, maybe they have Lamar play the regular season and then Shador in the playoffs. Fuck them up when they're not thinking.
That's what they were probably going to do.

Speaker 114 The Ravens are also the 13th team in NFL's history to score at least 40 points in each of their first two games, but they're the first to do it without being 2-0.

Speaker 25 That's pretty impressive. Yeah, that is.

Speaker 126 Yeah.

Speaker 20 Isn't it?

Speaker 35 Also,

Speaker 2 this is a sad Brown stat, but maybe comforting.

Speaker 30 I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 113 The Browns are a mess.

Speaker 129 The Browns have outgained their opponents 649 to 383 through two weeks in their own two.

Speaker 92 That's crazy. That's insane.

Speaker 25 That's mostly a Bengals-Browns stat, but yes.

Speaker 51 Well, no, today, too.

Speaker 25 This game, they did a decent job on defense.

Speaker 84 Yeah, and they outgained the Ravens today.

Speaker 2 They lost 41 to 17, and they outgained the Ravens.

Speaker 90 I think they outgained them by like 100 yards.

Speaker 35 So,

Speaker 52 yeah, close to 100 yards.

Speaker 8 It's not great for the Browns right now.

Speaker 95 Let's just say that. I don't really know what.

Speaker 20 I don't know what they're doing.

Speaker 25 I don't know where they're going.

Speaker 25 They don't know any better.

Speaker 49 But But shout out that wedding.

Speaker 87 I'm sure those people are happily married now.

Speaker 25 You see, there was also a proposal at the Titans game today, too. Oh, really?

Speaker 20 Yeah. That's beautiful.

Speaker 25 We need this every week.

Speaker 106 We need a wedding at the Titans game.

Speaker 129 Maybe for their new stadium.

Speaker 103 Be like, honey, I booked the newest building in all of Nashville.

Speaker 87 It's the Titans' new stadium.

Speaker 108 Okay.

Speaker 46 Colts, Broncos.

Speaker 99 Colts 29, Broncos 28.

Speaker 89 The Indianapolis Colts are 2-0 for the first time since 2009.

Speaker 25 Yeah. That's crazy.
Pretty crazy. Well, they haven't won in week one in, like, what? Yeah, it was since 2013.

Speaker 25 Yeah, they're also the first team in the Super Bowl era to not punt in either of their first two games in a season.

Speaker 23 Because one of them today was like an illegal... Was it was

Speaker 25 they had a couple turnovers on downs. And

Speaker 42 I think they punted today, but then there was a penalty in there.

Speaker 25 They didn't. Did they actually try to do that? I think so.
So, yeah, but still, technically,

Speaker 25 the Colts have not punted by the NFL rulebook.

Speaker 71 That's pretty crazy.

Speaker 25 It's nuts. Booker said that if Daniel Jones can play average, they could be a playoff team.
We still don't know because Daniel Jones has not played. He's played awesome.
Yeah.

Speaker 93 And yet, Daniel Jones was awesome again today.

Speaker 26 This was, though, to me,

Speaker 102 all-time,

Speaker 107 like, yes, the Colts are 2-0.

Speaker 77 It's awesome. Vibes are great.

Speaker 34 Jim Ursay season.

Speaker 45 They're 2-0 now with Jim Ursais' daughter, the new owner,

Speaker 96 on the sideline with the headset, ready to go.

Speaker 35 The Broncos completely blew this game.

Speaker 74 Big time.

Speaker 99 The Broncos had this game.

Speaker 129 Bonix was phenomenal in the first half.

Speaker 103 Then he had a really bad interception towards the end of the game where they could have, they were in field goal range.

Speaker 96 They had some bad penalties.

Speaker 108 And then they had the really bad penalty where they were, it was a 60-yard field goal and they got called for leverage, which that is the worst.

Speaker 16 I think that's worse than the actual penalty is the ref announcing to everyone penalty on the Broncos for leverage.

Speaker 25 Yeah, I don't understand. I guess the long snapper is technically in a defenseless position.
You can't jump on his back. You can't touch the long snapper.

Speaker 124 He kind of pushed him down and went up a little.

Speaker 25 But that should not be a penalty. No,

Speaker 25 it just shouldn't. Yeah.

Speaker 16 And it's also just a funny thing to be like leverage, which you want leverage.

Speaker 114 Yeah.

Speaker 104 Leverage is a good thing in football. Yeah.

Speaker 25 Not in this. Penalty on Tyreek Hill for speed.
Yeah.

Speaker 28 But it was a blown opportunity for the Broncos because it felt like they had this game one.

Speaker 130 They came out of the halftime, felt like they were controlling the game.

Speaker 133 Jonathan Taylor, he's awesome still.

Speaker 87 He was great.

Speaker 25 So, yeah,

Speaker 138 awesome.

Speaker 25 Daniel Jones played pretty good today.

Speaker 148 Jonathan Taylor looked awesome.

Speaker 126 Awesome.

Speaker 25 He had so many breakaways where it was like, this is the old Jonathan Taylor from a couple years ago.

Speaker 25 I thought that the Broncos were the better team overall, but it was a great game. Yeah.

Speaker 25 This was awesome.

Speaker 51 It was a very fun game.

Speaker 25 And good for the Colts because

Speaker 25 they've been stuck in purgatory when it comes to their quarterbacks for a long time.

Speaker 25 they put up the sad graphic on the screen where it's just like here's a list of guys that you remember watching play in the post Andrew Luck era. Yep.
And there are some guys on there.

Speaker 25 I had wiped from my memory the Matt Ryan Colts year. Yeah.

Speaker 111 Well, no, I didn't because remember the 12-12 game or 12-9 game, Thursday night football that we watched in that New Jersey gambling house?

Speaker 114 That was just, that was one of the most depressing experiences I think we've all shared together.

Speaker 25 That was Matt Ryan? I thought in my head, that was Carson Wentz.

Speaker 44 Anything bad? I think it was Matt Ryan.

Speaker 25 Anything bad or boring that's ever happened, I just assume Carson Wentz was the quarterback.

Speaker 117 I think it was Matt Ryan versus Russell Wilson.

Speaker 43 Broncos Colts.

Speaker 149 I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 17 That was one of the worst games. But it actually, I should say, remember, it did get to a point where it was so bad it was kind of good at the end because it was so hilariously bad.

Speaker 96 Yeah, it was Matt Ryan and Russell Wilson.

Speaker 22 Holy shit, that was a bad game.

Speaker 89 2022 overtime game.

Speaker 21 And the Colts defeated him.

Speaker 111 Yeah, because Russell Wilson, remember, didn't he miss a...

Speaker 120 Didn't he

Speaker 27 one of his guys, I think it was Cortland Sutton or who was

Speaker 25 wide open missing.

Speaker 19 Jerry Judy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Wide open and so pissed about it.

Speaker 146 Yeah.

Speaker 45 And now, yeah, he was yelling at him after the game.

Speaker 16 That was the moment that Russell Wilson was like, oh, shit, this is not going to work out.

Speaker 90 And Nathaniel Hackett, man, time is going fast.

Speaker 71 I can't believe Nathaniel Hackett interview was three years ago.

Speaker 25 That is crazy. And I remember when Russell missed that one pass, Jerry tweeted out, I think Sierra should give Future another shot.
Yeah.

Speaker 25 And then he fell in love with Future or with Little Future, and with Russell Wilson the next year. Yeah, for an entire season.

Speaker 104 That was a bad game.

Speaker 100 But yeah, the Colts look good.

Speaker 35 I'm happy for Colts fans. I'm happy for Seth.
Yep.

Speaker 25 And they are doing a great job of just getting Tyler Warren the ball at all costs.

Speaker 147 He's good. Yeah.

Speaker 28 He's good.

Speaker 123 We also had the mascot game was back against the kids.

Speaker 129 Always fun

Speaker 104 where they just dummy a bunch of little kids in pads.

Speaker 37 And the mascot going from despair to celebrating was a very funny wrinkle in this game.

Speaker 25 The Colts mascot also, you know, his celebration is a little hump.

Speaker 148 Yeah.

Speaker 25 Like humps his waist out a little bit. All the Colts players got next to him and just started fucking the air in unison with him today.
That was good to see.

Speaker 55 The vibes are high for the Indianapolis Colts.

Speaker 35 Very high. Yeah.

Speaker 42 Shane Steichen can coach a little quarterback. The quarterback can listen.

Speaker 55 And

Speaker 40 they got, yeah, it feels good. Yeah.

Speaker 103 Vibes are high. Who do they play next week?

Speaker 41 Because this was a good test.

Speaker 54 Although I wasn't all the way in on the Broncos hype.

Speaker 110 Titans.

Speaker 90 Titans. So that's

Speaker 118 could be 3-0.

Speaker 25 Then Rams. Then Raiders.
They tough. Then Cardinals.
Yeah.

Speaker 143 We could be looking at the Colts.

Speaker 91 It will be very interesting to see what happens with the Texans on Monday Night Football.

Speaker 130 Texans start 0-2,

Speaker 28 which I need, by the way.

Speaker 34 We'll get to that in a second.

Speaker 34 All right.

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Speaker 111 Okay, Cardinals Panthers, Cardinals 27, Panthers 22.

Speaker 89 This is one of those games that the Cardinals were absolutely dominating, should have covered.

Speaker 2 And then we had, so we had the full Kyler experience in, I think it was a matter of three plays, where Kyler had one of the coolest scrambles for, I don't know, 30, 40 yards.

Speaker 34 And then he had one of the dumbest interceptions that kind of brought the Panthers back in this game, including a Panthers on-site kick recovery, which we should always celebrate on-site kick recoveries because we never get to see him anymore.

Speaker 25 Yeah, I agree with that. Also, Kyler, it was a 30-yard scramble that he had.
He ended up with 32 yards rushing on seven carries. It's crazy.
That's nuts to think about.

Speaker 25 Kyler, he should run the ball more. Yeah.
He's very fast, and people lose him behind the big offensive lineman.

Speaker 23 I do think he's getting shorter. He is.

Speaker 25 He looked tiny today. And I was thinking about that.
It's also the fact that the Cardinals always wear the same color jerseys as pants. Yes.
That makes him look so much shorter.

Speaker 25 It's like a little onesie. He looked like he was in a Christmas story today.
Yep.

Speaker 25 But yeah, I actually thought Bryce Young looked even smaller. than Kyler today.

Speaker 25 And it was because Bryce was he was throwing like cute little jump passes where he didn't have to jump, but he was just like putting his whole body into it and really springing up there.

Speaker 25 But yeah,

Speaker 25 they should let him run the ball more because he's fast as fuck. He's very good at it.
And it also creates a different thing that the defense has to be on the lookout for.

Speaker 25 And when he does that, it's a completely different ballgame.

Speaker 114 Was this a statement loss for the Panthers?

Speaker 25 Yeah, what's the statement, though?

Speaker 42 The statement is maybe we aren't absolute dog shit because for,

Speaker 45 I don't know, three quarters, maybe it was like two and a half quarters because I think the Cardinals started the second half going down the field and making it 27 to three so at that point i was like yeah the panthers are maybe the worst team in the nfl and then they actually put in some fight scored 20 unanswered fought back really hard made this a game late had the ball statement loss maybe they could be a frisky saints team well i think what we always see with bryce young has been like right when people think that he's his shittiest he tends to do something that surprises you and he started he fumbled on like the third player.

Speaker 102 He looked bad.

Speaker 25 He looked really bad today. And then at the end, it's like, oh, okay, maybe the key is just throw the ball to Macmillan.
Yeah. And let him just jump up in the air with one hand and just snatch it.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 2 The Cardinals' offense is weird to me because I thought they were going to dominate this game because the Panthers' defense is bad, but it just something's like off.

Speaker 114 I don't know if it's Kyler and Marvin Harrison.

Speaker 99 It doesn't feel like their run game is really great.

Speaker 52 I don't know.

Speaker 107 They're 2-0, so they shouldn't complain. Like, 2-0 is 2-0.

Speaker 26 Great.

Speaker 36 But yeah,

Speaker 2 it just gets to that point.

Speaker 115 Like, the second half, they just

Speaker 111 couldn't put the Panthers away successfully.

Speaker 95 They let them hang around.

Speaker 108 I don't know what it is. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 35 It's early football.

Speaker 90 I don't know.

Speaker 25 To be honest with you, this game was on the third TV I was paying attention to until the fourth quarter.

Speaker 25 And then I was like, ooh, Bryce, because I'll be honest, Bryce made me look away from this game in the first half.

Speaker 25 I was like, this one's over over for the Panthers. So I guess he's mentally tough if he's able to play that poorly.

Speaker 93 So I'm saying, statement loss.

Speaker 38 They didn't lose. They just ran out of time.

Speaker 25 Well, they also, we welcome back Hunter Renfro. Yeah.
Had two touchdowns today. He's back.
Hunter's back. That was weird how he just kind of dropped out of the NFL for a while.
And then he came back.

Speaker 25 And then he's back, and I guess he's just doing the same things that Hunter Renfro always does. Yeah, good for him.
A little double move, sure hands. Coach's son.

Speaker 25 Good for the Panthers, I guess.

Speaker 41 Yeah, statement loss.

Speaker 25 To me, the statement is that Ted McMillan is fucking awesome and just throw the ball in his direction because he's got the biggest catch radius of any receiver that I've seen in a long time.

Speaker 129 We're going to find out Cardinals play at the 49ers next week.

Speaker 90 I feel like that will be a.

Speaker 96 Am I right that the Cardinals' offense, because the 49ers' defense is good, and they're like, hey, what's going on?

Speaker 131 Am I right that it's not as smooth as it should be?

Speaker 25 I don't trust the Cardinals. Or is it just early football? No, I don't trust the Cardinals' offense.
Right.

Speaker 147 I don't. Right.

Speaker 126 Explosives.

Speaker 51 Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.

Speaker 17 uh last game eagles 20 chiefs 17 max

Speaker 117 who's on your shit list

Speaker 117 what do you mean chris jones

Speaker 142 no he that that's just him being a sore loser at the end of the game and realizing that he just lost to the eagles for the third straight time okay uh dean blandino

Speaker 93 i don't care Dean Blandino said he was done with the tush push.

Speaker 77 It's impossible to officiate.

Speaker 101 He said it's bullshit.

Speaker 25 From an officiating standpoint, he said,

Speaker 25 I can't watch anymore. Yeah.

Speaker 44 Cool.

Speaker 142 I have nothing to say about that. If you want to call it, call it.
If you're not going to call it, we're going to keep doing it.

Speaker 88 Okay.

Speaker 25 What do you mean by it?

Speaker 142 False starts. Yeah, they're false starts.

Speaker 12 I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 25 That's the correct response. Yeah.

Speaker 20 By the way, Jay. If you don't call it, then they're actually not false starts.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 20 Exactly. Yeah, right.

Speaker 142 I'm not going to apologize for referees not calling false starts.

Speaker 35 Right.

Speaker 40 But would you if

Speaker 95 like

Speaker 142 they are false starts, yes.

Speaker 20 So you should apologize.

Speaker 142 Nope. Okay.

Speaker 20 Don't care.

Speaker 5 Jalen Hurts did have 101 yards.

Speaker 46 So he did.

Speaker 90 Yeah. Chris Jones was wrong.

Speaker 42 I think what was the exact thing?

Speaker 87 He was like, you didn't even have 100 yards.

Speaker 142 He was like, you didn't even have 100 yards. And he was like.

Speaker 142 We won the fucking game eat shit or something. Yeah.
Yeah,

Speaker 25 it doesn't matter because Jalen Hurts, like, the Eagles don't have to be able to pass the ball. Jalen Hurts doesn't have to be able to throw for 300 yards.
He doesn't.

Speaker 25 They're going to run the football. They're going to have their offensive lineman just shove you over repeatedly until you stop it.

Speaker 25 And then if he can take a couple shots downfield now and again, he's got great receivers and there's not a lot you can do about it. You don't want him to be throwing the ball 35 times a game.
Right.

Speaker 25 That's not, that's not what your team is built around.

Speaker 25 Just because you don't have a quarterback that is putting up the craziest numbers in the stat sheet doesn't mean that you don't have a great football team that is winning games, which is what he's designed to do.

Speaker 26 Correct.

Speaker 19 This game was a tough watch.

Speaker 123 It was a rock fight, but the Eagles' defense looked good, and they won the rock fight, so who cares, right?

Speaker 142 Yeah, no, I would like a little bit more creativity on offense.

Speaker 142 I saw a lot of wide receiver screens, quick slants. I would like

Speaker 142 a little bit of something.

Speaker 142 The Spagnola just dialed up a blitz every single time. I think he blitzed on like 60% of plays.
plays.

Speaker 98 Oh, that one sack was so sick where they like closed like Jalen Hurts jumped and he fucking smashed him.

Speaker 57 Oh, yeah, he got smoked.

Speaker 20 That was

Speaker 20 sick.

Speaker 142 Well, he was trying to scramble away from the pass rush and he just scrambled right into a tackle.

Speaker 25 Pigat, do you know who Kansas City's leading rusher is this season? It's Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 21 Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 25 Is Patrick Mahomes a glorified running back?

Speaker 20 Well, so. Gotta be able to throw the ball in this league.

Speaker 84 The Chiefs are, they don't look good.

Speaker 93 I know they played two good teams, but they don't look good.

Speaker 103 Their offense does not look good.

Speaker 82 Patrick Mahomes has not looked sharp. Lil Bro ass.

Speaker 100 They're 0-2

Speaker 123 for the first time in Patrick Mahomes' career.

Speaker 129 Patrick Mahomes has

Speaker 134 lost three times in a row, which is the first time that's happened since 2017.

Speaker 114 And this is their first time they're 0-2 since 2014.

Speaker 25 The Chiefs are 0-2. Yeah.
0-2 is a crazy record for the Chiefs. It is.
Once in a lifetime.

Speaker 144 I really, really need the Texans to lose on Monday night.

Speaker 96 Otherwise, I was looking at it, and the Chiefs are literally the only team I could lose.

Speaker 36 Oh, no.

Speaker 100 Yeah, I don't know what to say.

Speaker 41 I need the Texans to lose.

Speaker 45 Because I was looking at the 0-2 teams, and the only argument for a team that had legitimate Super Bowl aspirations would be the Houston Texans.

Speaker 144 Every other team that is 0-2 was a dog shit team.

Speaker 30 Here are the 0-2 teams: Jets, dolphins browns

Speaker 13 uh titans

Speaker 51 chiefs

Speaker 42 giants bears

Speaker 25 saints panthers yeah it's literally just the texans go oh and two or the chiefs for my pinky you know who really fucked you over was memes by losing to the steelers in week one i know because then the the steelers would have been a great team

Speaker 113 for aaron rods yeah perfect unfortunately

Speaker 63 But

Speaker 142 the Chiefs are going to get healthy. Like, that's.

Speaker 121 Nah. But are they good?

Speaker 20 I know the Texans to lose.

Speaker 41 I need the Texans to lose.

Speaker 61 I need the Texans to lose.

Speaker 19 I cannot have the Chiefs be because you know the Patrick Mahomes, and it will be such torture in the playoffs because you know they're going to win playoff games because they always do.

Speaker 76 But can Patrick Mahomes win?

Speaker 38 That's a Sicko's dream tonight.

Speaker 65 Can Patrick Mahomes win?

Speaker 59 Sicko's dream bet.

Speaker 139 For people who are maybe new to the show, every year I pick a pinky team that's 0-2, starts season 0-2, and I say, this team will not win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 131 And if they do, I'll cut off the very tip of my pinky.

Speaker 73 For the Chiefs, it might even be more of the very tip of my pinky.

Speaker 2 But we've had two teams in the nine years I've been doing this make the playoffs.

Speaker 93 The Texans, the year they won like 10 in a row, the J.J.

Speaker 118 Watt, Arian Foster, Letterman Jacket year, and then last year, the Rams.

Speaker 17 What?

Speaker 65 That was not the Arian Foster, J.J. Watt year.

Speaker 25 Are you sure?

Speaker 120 Yeah.

Speaker 65 I don't even think we were doing the show when that was happening.

Speaker 128 When did they do the Letterman jacket?

Speaker 65 That was like 2014.

Speaker 44 Oh.

Speaker 5 All right, well, whatever.

Speaker 100 The Texans made the playoffs, whatever it was, 2016, 2014.

Speaker 65 That was the Vrabel. Vrabel was on the staff, I think.

Speaker 98 What year did they do the

Speaker 133 Letterman jacket?

Speaker 87 Oh, yeah, it does look like a young J.J. Watt.

Speaker 25 That was Arian's idea, by the way. Ooh.

Speaker 44 Ooh.

Speaker 76 Do you have a date?

Speaker 110 I think it was 2014.

Speaker 44 Okay.

Speaker 58 That says I still don't know if I have the Letterman Jacket.

Speaker 69 All right, so that was

Speaker 35 four years later.

Speaker 142 It says,

Speaker 26 it wasn't the Letterman Jacket, but it was the Texans year where they won like nine in a row after I picked them.

Speaker 103 And then last year, the Rams.

Speaker 111 The Rams were probably the closest because the Rams were a good team last year.

Speaker 25 If you pick the Chiefs and they win the Super Bowl, you know that Taylor Swift's going to be watching that live stream. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 42 By the way, should we talk about Tay Jay? So that's really what it's at.

Speaker 61 I need the Texans to lose.

Speaker 101 The Texans will be my pinky team if they lose.

Speaker 129 If not, it's going to have to be the Chiefs. And going to

Speaker 12 probably lose a pinky.

Speaker 41 Eventually I'm going to lose a pinky.

Speaker 26 We're going to do this show for the next 40 years.

Speaker 111 I'm going to do this bet every year.

Speaker 20 Let's say I'm going to lose the pinky.

Speaker 25 Let's play in the south, though. Let's think about it.
It's the Super Bowl. Yeah.
We're in San Francisco.

Speaker 25 It is the Kansas City Chiefs against the Green Bay Packers.

Speaker 20 What do you do?

Speaker 138 I'd lose a pinky for that.

Speaker 118 The tip of my pinky, I'm going to go.

Speaker 25 You'd be rooting for the Chiefs at that point. This is making pinkies.

Speaker 20 Oh, I would definitely be rooting for the Chiefs.

Speaker 25 I mean, that could happen.

Speaker 65 Bucks, yeah. I mean, Bucs is the play tonight for sure.

Speaker 120 I need the Bucs to win.

Speaker 142 Also, apparently, Zach had a great take on the title. I mean, Texans is the play tonight.

Speaker 65 Oh, what do you got?

Speaker 119 Running the mill take. I just think the dynasty's over.
Oh, I think Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes Daniel's finished. Yep.

Speaker 19 There you go. So you're like, Pinky is fine.

Speaker 119 I'm not going to speak for your body parts, but I do think their dynasty is over. Okay.
Pinky could be good.

Speaker 119 But hopefully, you know, I would like to see the Texans lose tomorrow as well, so you can take the Texans.

Speaker 147 Yeah, I would take the Texans.

Speaker 25 Zach, what are you seeing out of the Chiefs that make you think the dynasty's over?

Speaker 119 I don't have an in-depth knowledge on why it feels such a way, but usually when they pan the camera to Andy Reid, he's got a certain amount of like...

Speaker 120 Girth?

Speaker 119 That a lot of times, yes. But he always looks calm and collected, but this time it almost looks a little hollow.
It looks a little empty. Like, oh, are we still there? I'm not sure.

Speaker 119 I don't think he thinks they're still there. You know what it is?

Speaker 25 It's the mustache turning gray, like, in the middle. It looks like he's withering away.
Fading away.

Speaker 119 We got other grown men throwing timber tantrums on the sideline early in the game.

Speaker 25 Like, I saw Blake has some grays. He's only like two years old, but he's got some grays that are coming right around the mouth.
And when I saw that, I got sad. I was like, oh, poor guy.

Speaker 25 That's how I feel now when I look at Andy Reid.

Speaker 119 Andy Reid, great guy, but Dinesh might be over.

Speaker 88 Great guy.

Speaker 25 Travis Kelsey might be back.

Speaker 28 What do you mean? He looked good today.

Speaker 44 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 14 Except he lost the game.

Speaker 25 Yeah, but I'm saying like when he caught and ran, like

Speaker 25 athleticism was pretty good today.

Speaker 46 Yeah, but he did pretty much lose him the game.

Speaker 25 I know, but I'm saying like he might be the rumors of his demise might have been a bit exaggerated because he looked faster than he had than I saw him all last season. But that was.

Speaker 142 That one stiff arm play was good.

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 58 But that play was not a Travis Kelsey play.

Speaker 129 The not turning his head around quick enough and having the ball bounce into like that, that was a disastrous, disastrous play.

Speaker 61 I actually thought that maybe

Speaker 37 he's back athletically, but

Speaker 103 his head's not back because Taytay might be pregnant.

Speaker 7 Did you see her coming into the stadium?

Speaker 25 I saw that there was a black screen set up. Yes.
Yeah. Yes.

Speaker 97 That's the rumor.

Speaker 25 I'm so dumb.

Speaker 25 That's the rumor. I just thought that.

Speaker 25 Did you see her? She didn't want to be photographed. Hank?

Speaker 44 No.

Speaker 12 They have a wall.

Speaker 13 A modesty wall.

Speaker 43 Literally created a wall for her entrance, and they rolled it as she walked in.

Speaker 12 Look at this.

Speaker 12 Hmm. Hmm.

Speaker 85 Something interesting. What a divo.

Speaker 20 Something interesting.

Speaker 25 I don't know if that's a pregnant.

Speaker 62 That's the most dramatic shit I've ever seen. I don't know.

Speaker 65 That's the most dramatic shit I've ever seen.

Speaker 20 I don't know.

Speaker 44 It's a bit early for big cat.

Speaker 25 They're not even married. That's true.

Speaker 12 How would that be possible?

Speaker 25 Just get engaged.

Speaker 64 But shotgun wedding?

Speaker 25 I saw the pregnancy or the engagement pictures. She wasn't pregnant in those.

Speaker 129 Well, it's not showing. Not showing.

Speaker 25 Right.

Speaker 103 Now, maybe it's a month later.

Speaker 25 She needs a wall. She could wear a jacket, though.

Speaker 20 She could.

Speaker 20 Or she could wear a wall.

Speaker 25 You don't need a wall guy to walk around next to you.

Speaker 99 Why have to put on a big jacket when you could wear a wall?

Speaker 25 Maybe she got a bad haircut.

Speaker 142 Although, didn't last year,

Speaker 142 wasn't she put in like a vending machine or something?

Speaker 20 Popcorn. Yeah.

Speaker 25 They put Taylor Swift in a vending machine?

Speaker 142 They hit her in a popcorn machine. Yeah, memes backed me up on that.

Speaker 141 Yeah, it was like a popcorn machine. Yeah.

Speaker 42 Is there a chance the Chiefs out make the playoffs?

Speaker 55 Yeah.

Speaker 44 Yeah.

Speaker 20 Dude, they're only your panky team.

Speaker 137 Let's bring it up.

Speaker 20 I would much rather have it be the Texans.

Speaker 25 Let's bring it the stats. Team.

Speaker 79 Well, it's because also the AFC West is tough.

Speaker 117 I mean, the Chargers are good.

Speaker 144 The Broncos seem like they're good.

Speaker 111 The Raiders are friskier than they've been.

Speaker 89 I know this is only through one week.

Speaker 83 They did play the Eagles tough, but it never felt like the Chiefs were going to pull away or anything.

Speaker 103 And that last, like, it was a 20-10 game.

Speaker 129 Then they just started bombing the ball to Taekwondo, who is very fast, missed a couple of those.

Speaker 79 Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 79 It definitely.

Speaker 128 Hank, going like, remember when the Patriots used to go 0-2?

Speaker 96 It's like, it's over, and then Zach is playing the role of Max Kellerman right now?

Speaker 65 No, the Chiefs look bad. This is different.
This is much different. They look bad.
They look bad.

Speaker 89 It's way different.

Speaker 12 They don't have any weapons.

Speaker 103 Their offense looks so.

Speaker 115 I mean, the fact that Patrick Mahomes is running the ball as much as he is in week two tells me something's wrong.

Speaker 28 Because he runs the ball usually like playoffs when he has to win.

Speaker 93 And it's like, I need to play.

Speaker 90 And he ran the ball a lot today.

Speaker 142 On the broadcast, I think they said that exact thing. It was like, normally I don't like to run until the playoffs,

Speaker 142 but this year I feel like I need to.

Speaker 142 I think.

Speaker 72 He's also throwing his body around a little bit more.

Speaker 25 Which talks about the future.

Speaker 141 Which is case he did kind of fuck up when he was the Eagles. That was kind of silly.

Speaker 65 Chiefs players also wearing like free rice shirts is crazy. Free Rice.

Speaker 92 Rashi Rice?

Speaker 91 I guess Rashi Rice is going to come back, and so is Xavier Worthy.

Speaker 73 That actually, okay.

Speaker 142 That's what I told you. I was like, they're going to get back to the back.

Speaker 20 Xavier Worthy's coming back. Not healthy.

Speaker 44 Well,

Speaker 44 I don't know.

Speaker 25 I think the Chiefs, big head, only 9% of teams that start out 0-2 make the playoffs. It's a 90% chance that you don't have to even worry about your pinky.

Speaker 114 That's actually crazy that I've been doing this for eight years, and

Speaker 124 two times I've had a a playoff team.

Speaker 129 Yeah.

Speaker 118 That's not, that's less, that's higher than 9%.

Speaker 104 Well, it's because you picked some of the better Owen teams.

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 126 Yeah, true.

Speaker 41 Is Jake Elliott back, Max?

Speaker 142 Jake Elliott is looking very bad.

Speaker 69 He looks very bad.

Speaker 142 He's awesome again. Yeah.

Speaker 33 So you feel good.

Speaker 32 2-0, feel good.

Speaker 70 I feel good.

Speaker 142 I could feel better.

Speaker 51 Defense looked better.

Speaker 20 But offense look better.

Speaker 116 Has not played great for six quarters now.

Speaker 124 Yes.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 111 And you have the new play caller, so that makes you a little nervous because last time you did the play caller thing, you had a year from hell.

Speaker 142 Well, we've had five offensive coordinators in six years.

Speaker 102 Right, but I'm saying you had Shane Steichen went to a Super Bowl, lost him, had a year from hell, then last year had

Speaker 73 Kellen Moore.

Speaker 38 You hope that Kevin Petula is more Kellen Moore than he is.

Speaker 139 Who was in the year from hell?

Speaker 142 Johnson,

Speaker 142 Brian.

Speaker 59 Yeah, yeah, Brian Johnson or whatever. I don't know.

Speaker 96 That's the guy that's trying to live forever and charts his cum.

Speaker 2 I think that is his name.

Speaker 25 Yeah, it's the guy that he charts his son's boners. Boners, yeah.

Speaker 129 Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 126 Yeah.

Speaker 25 Also, the singer BC.

Speaker 20 Memory is insane.

Speaker 44 What?

Speaker 37 Memes pulls

Speaker 142 this memory stuff all the time. He just knows everything.

Speaker 91 Good memory, memes. Good memory.

Speaker 20 Okay, last one.

Speaker 105 I have the Roback question.

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Speaker 23 Is J.J.

Speaker 107 McCarthy bad?

Speaker 25 That's what he wants you to think. He was bad tonight.

Speaker 20 He was ass.

Speaker 113 He was ass.

Speaker 2 He got his ass kicked. And I also just want to say credit to the Falcons.

Speaker 58 I think the Falcons' defense is really good.

Speaker 111 It does make me a little nervous that if we're doing the transitive property game, what are our biggest takeaways from week two?

Speaker 2 Because watching the Falcons demolish the Vikings makes me think the Bears are even worse than I thought,

Speaker 19 and that was than I thought four hours ago after they got a 50 burger put on them.

Speaker 25 Yeah, that's bad for you.

Speaker 65 And the Packers, I think those are the biggest two transitive property takeaways. The Packers.

Speaker 65 The Packers are really, really, really good.

Speaker 102 Yep.

Speaker 65 And the Bears are really, really, really, really ass.

Speaker 104 Steelers might be bad. Yep.

Speaker 129 That might be a transitive property one. Yep.

Speaker 72 Good job.

Speaker 25 Yeah, that was good. Yeah.
I like that.

Speaker 25 No, he's the one that sucks.

Speaker 29 Don't forget about him.

Speaker 25 Yeah, I'd say that those are the two most fair takeaways from that because you start to run into circular logic with any other team. But you can look at those.

Speaker 25 It's too early to do this, but it's fun to do it.

Speaker 41 It's fun to be like, oh, we have two data points.

Speaker 2 Let's just make some sweeping generalizations from all of it.

Speaker 25 Because you could say that the Vikings have played four halves and three out of the four halves have sucked offensively.

Speaker 25 The Falcons didn't look great on offense. They just kicked a shitload of field goals.
Yeah.

Speaker 44 Yeah, no, they did.

Speaker 46 Parker Romo.

Speaker 102 Yeah, but

Speaker 25 the J.J. McCarthy discourse is going to be very fun to watch this

Speaker 25 because, yeah, he played like dog shit.

Speaker 17 I will say in J.J.

Speaker 139 McCarthy's defense, he's obviously, I think

Speaker 14 Kelly got hurt.

Speaker 117 Darasau is still not playing.

Speaker 89 Addison's still not playing. Also had a baby like

Speaker 124 48 hours ago.

Speaker 89 So probably not the most ideal setting.

Speaker 25 No, the Falcons had, I think, a pretty good game plan. They just sucked in the red zone.
They just couldn't punch it in when it was close. They had penalties, they had all sorts of miscues.

Speaker 25 But Bijan Robinson was awesome today.

Speaker 25 Their game plan seemed to be just get him the ball any possible way that you can.

Speaker 25 It was a great game plan, and then they just fucked it up with procedural stuff and couldn't get in the red zone or in the end zone when they were in the red zone.

Speaker 107 And for the Falcons, you haven't had a defensive game like this in a long time, so this probably feels very good.

Speaker 151 Did they sack JJ McCarthy five times in the first half alone, I believe?

Speaker 34 I think it was six total, but five times in the first half.

Speaker 96 They were all over the place, felt like they were flying.

Speaker 105 So, yeah,

Speaker 93 Falcons might be good. I think they are.

Speaker 25 And I think Pennix is good. Pennix might be good.
I don't think he's very good yet, but I think he's good.

Speaker 25 I think that the Falcons, when they probably signed Kirk Cousins and said, hey, this is a smokescreen. No one's going to think that we're going to draft Michael Pennix, so he'll fall to us.

Speaker 25 So let's just pay this guy $100 million so we get our guy. And it worked.

Speaker 19 Galaxy brain thinking. Yep.

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 107 Okay, any other big takeaways from week two, like

Speaker 124 big-time one? So Chiefs bad.

Speaker 50 Bears, Jets, ass.

Speaker 25 Steelers might be bad.

Speaker 103 Falcons might be good.

Speaker 95 Aubrey better than Tom Brady.

Speaker 139 Aubrey better than Tom Brady. Yeah, don't let PFT draft a team for you.
Nope.

Speaker 141 Lions Lions good. Lions good.

Speaker 135 Ravens really good. But we knew that.

Speaker 150 Bill's really good.

Speaker 92 Patriots?

Speaker 92 Bad.

Speaker 65 AFCs, bad. Bad.
Easy for the Bills. Bad.
Patriots bad

Speaker 25 or Patriots question mark.

Speaker 25 Patriots bad.

Speaker 65 Patriots, yeah. Patriots are not.

Speaker 25 It's hard to win on the road.

Speaker 65 They, yeah.

Speaker 126 Maybe sneak in the battle.

Speaker 4 Hard to beat Tua.

Speaker 88 Very tough.

Speaker 30 0-7 against Tua up until today.

Speaker 25 Especially with a shitty kicker. Yeah.

Speaker 65 Good against bad teams. Struggle against good teams.

Speaker 44 Okay.

Speaker 40 What would be, I guess the only thing that could happen on Monday night football that would make me feel a little bit better if the Texans end up winning is if the Chargers then lose.

Speaker 129 Because then maybe the Chiefs are really bad.

Speaker 13 Yeah. Or maybe

Speaker 52 the transit of property. Yeah.

Speaker 90 And

Speaker 25 best case. Worst case for that would be that the Raiders might be good because then they'll also beat the Chiefs.

Speaker 25 Also be a formidable yeah so if the if the Raiders beat the Cheat or beat the Chargers no worries because then they're going to kick the shit out of the Chiefs. Right.
Got it.

Speaker 120 Right.

Speaker 121 Okay.

Speaker 80 Should we do who's back of the week and we will end the show?

Speaker 36 Who's Back of the Week?

Speaker 151 Hank.

Speaker 4 My Who's Back of the Week is Twisted T.

Speaker 13 Oh,

Speaker 44 let's go.

Speaker 43 New alcohol sponsor alert, at least.

Speaker 42 I didn't even realize it was sitting here the whole time. Twisted T, I mean,

Speaker 65 this is a beautiful, beautiful moment for me personally. I'm sure you guys as well.
I love Twisted Teas going back to the day I turned 21. It was my favorite thing to drink.

Speaker 65 Best thing to drink in the summer. Best thing to drink anytime, really.
Yep. Twisted Tea, the official hard iced tea of part of my take.
Yes.

Speaker 87 Love that.

Speaker 65 Beautiful, beautiful future coming.

Speaker 147 That was

Speaker 25 great flavors, too. Great flavors.
Original peach, half and half, raspberry. Peach, my favorite.
Sipping on. an OG right now.

Speaker 71 So Who's Back the Week is sponsored by Twisted Tea.

Speaker 125 That's kind of funny, Hank.

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Speaker 78 It's game time.

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Speaker 51 We want people to tweet us.

Speaker 116 Tweet us your Twisted Teas.

Speaker 151 These big boy cans are great.

Speaker 65 I don't think they do it anymore, but when they used to put the pictures on the back of the bottles, oh, they do. I used to try so hard to get on.
We should try to get on the back. We should actually

Speaker 51 try to get these.

Speaker 65 I used to try so hard to get on the back of these.

Speaker 116 People tweet us your pictures with your Twisted Teas.

Speaker 131 So Eddie had his block party like a month and a half ago, and he had every single alcohol you can imagine stocked in his fridge.

Speaker 114 I drank Twisted Teas the whole night.

Speaker 16 That was before they even came on.

Speaker 101 I absolutely love Twisted Teas.

Speaker 25 Super refreshing.

Speaker 17 They are so, so good.

Speaker 19 So we're Twisted Tea podcast now.

Speaker 152 Tweet us your picture of you hanging out with Twisted Tea.

Speaker 103 Great, like, great sipping on the couch drink.

Speaker 71 You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Like, just sitting down, having a couple Twisted Tees at the end of the night, having a couple Twisted T's while you watch some football.

Speaker 23 Or a tailgate.

Speaker 65 Like,

Speaker 65 maybe it's, you know, in the morning, like, you don't want to, you don't want to get too crazy. You just want to ease into it.
Twisted T.

Speaker 92 I was going to say, start of the night, Twisted Tea.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 92 Hot day, Twisted Tea.

Speaker 105 Yeah, on a boat, Twisted Tea.

Speaker 28 Hank, do you have another who's back?

Speaker 65 Yeah, my other who's back is Ken Rosenthal. Yes.

Speaker 65 I saw this video. I saw it tonight.
Whitney tweeted it. I saw it from Ryan Whitney.
Our colleague tweeted it.

Speaker 65 It was a post-game. He was about to do an interview player, which is pretty normal in baseball.

Speaker 65 The player who was about to get interviewed, his teammate came over, dumped

Speaker 65 the water, Gatorade, whatever it was, on him.

Speaker 65 And then Ken Rosenthal tried to get out of the way. There was a guy behind him who just happened to be in Ken's way.

Speaker 65 And Ken Rosenthal looked like he might have taken the guy out back and murdered him.

Speaker 79 He was so mad at him.

Speaker 65 I've never seen someone look more. He literally shot, like, looked daggers through this guy's soul.
It was so funny.

Speaker 25 Staring him at, bowled him over like he was Derrick Henry. Yeah.
And then just stood over him, staring him down.

Speaker 41 Don't get in Ken Rosenthal shot.

Speaker 90 Like, hey, what the fuck?

Speaker 20 That's a man right there.

Speaker 25 Oh, and then he gave a little, like, I'm sorry afterwards, but you can't hide what his initial reaction was. No.

Speaker 25 His initial reaction was like, yeah, a running back getting into the end zone on like a fourth and one from the winter.

Speaker 147 I don't even, I don't think he gave it.

Speaker 70 I don't think he gave it.

Speaker 76 I'm sorry. No, he started shaking his head as he's walking.

Speaker 126 Yeah, you motherfucker.

Speaker 35 Why would you be there?

Speaker 33 He was so pissed.

Speaker 91 We got to tell our story, even though we've told it before. Because someone tweeted at me today.

Speaker 112 So every time I see Ken Rosenthal, Hank and I on the flight

Speaker 103 with Ken Rosenthal sitting across from us.

Speaker 76 I forgot about it.

Speaker 23 I forgot about it until someone tweeted me because I tweeted the video this morning when I first saw it.

Speaker 99 And someone was like, every time I see Ken Rosenthal, I think of the story of you and Hank told on the podcast a few years ago.

Speaker 4 It was actually like seven years ago.

Speaker 26 We get, I think we were going to Miami.

Speaker 93 We got to Miami.

Speaker 35 Ken Rosenthal just in this, we land, the seatbelt thing goes off.

Speaker 52 Everyone stands up.

Speaker 21 Ken Rosenthal, in one just perfect motion, hopped up onto his seat to get his to go to his overhead compartment and get his bag down.

Speaker 41 And Hank and I witnessed it, and we were just dying laughing.

Speaker 25 Was he wearing the bow tie? I think he might have been.

Speaker 121 I don't know.

Speaker 65 He was probably like a quarter zip.

Speaker 107 But it was such a move that we knew he did that every time because he did it so quickly.

Speaker 42 It was just like ding, boom.

Speaker 122 He hopped right up, grabbed his bag, hopped right down.

Speaker 25 Sports journalists.

Speaker 59 Never seen it before.

Speaker 25 They're creatures of habit. If he did that once, that means he does that every time he's on a plane.

Speaker 25 I got a system.

Speaker 25 Hank and I were just, because you're sitting right across from like did we just see that is that really what just happened and and you're right he does not like wave to him to say i'm sorry he's got his palm up like what the fuck are you doing he's mad i thought the palm was down being like my bad no he's just like what the fuck asshole yeah yeah oh man uh okay good who's back good who's back pft Great who's back.

Speaker 25 My who's back is another guy getting run over. Yeah.

Speaker 20 Brian Kelly.

Speaker 25 Yeah. Got run over again on the sidelines.
And we'll talk more about college football on Wednesday, but that was so fun. He got absolutely truck sticked on the sidelines.

Speaker 25 I think America, I don't know if people still root for LSU, like definitely not like they did when Coach O was there, but LSU has always been a likable school. Yeah.

Speaker 25 And I find myself liking them in spite of Brian Kelly.

Speaker 25 I still want bad things to happen to Brian Kelly as LSU does good. And that was just a perfect moment that we got to watch.
It was.

Speaker 25 Where it was, yes, LSU is kicking the shit out of Florida, and Brian Kelly's also maybe getting a little bit injured on the sidelines.

Speaker 96 And then he had an all-time press conference.

Speaker 25 He flipped out at a reporter for being like, Yeah, had a little Calhoun in him. Yeah, he was like, Your running game's not that good.
I'll just say it.

Speaker 25 And then Brian Kelly was like, Did you watch the game? You see the last play of the game? Checkmate.

Speaker 29 Yeah. The guy prefaced it to him.

Speaker 62 He's like, Oh, I know the game has ended.

Speaker 65 You don't like to do this, but you know, what'd you think out there? And you're like, No, we're not doing this.

Speaker 44 Like, you know,

Speaker 65 that was like more Bratty than Calhouny. Yeah.

Speaker 70 But he, yeah,

Speaker 96 when he said, you're spoiled, that's what I think you are.

Speaker 57 You're spoiled.

Speaker 155 Brian in the back, I know you love these immediate post-game sessions, but what are you seeing with your offense?

Speaker 25 Stop. Really?

Speaker 156 We won the game 20 to 10.

Speaker 88 Try another question.

Speaker 25 What do you want me to tell you? Try another question.

Speaker 156 We played the game to win the game. We played the game to win the game.

Speaker 44 All right.

Speaker 155 How about third down then? What is going on with third down?

Speaker 156 It's one game.

Speaker 156 Last game, we were great on third down. You're micro, you're looking at this from the wrong perspective.

Speaker 6 LSU won the football game.

Speaker 156 Won the game.

Speaker 32 I don't know what you want from me.

Speaker 88 What do you want?

Speaker 59 You want us to win 70 to nothing against Florida to keep you happy?

Speaker 155 No, I think people want to know why you can't run the ball quite often.

Speaker 44 We can run the ball.

Speaker 25 Did you see the last play of the game?

Speaker 20 That's all you need.

Speaker 76 You just need one.

Speaker 66 There's ridiculous questions.

Speaker 88 And I'm getting tired of it.

Speaker 153 That football team just worked their tail off to get an sec win and you want to know what's wrong you know what you you're spoiled you're spoiled this team is 17 and one at night 17 and one give them some respect you're still how about that i love it by the way last week they played louisiana tech yeah and they won 23 to 7 yeah yeah i think it's a fair question by the way I have a question for you guys, and this is kind of similar, but there was a viral tweet going around that was like,

Speaker 133 here's all the apps and everything you need to watch every game today.

Speaker 28 And I know that's a big discussion because NBA has split it up,

Speaker 103 and that's different because NBA is like, that's one league.

Speaker 61 College football is the one spot where I actually don't have a problem that you have to, because there was a day not too long ago, you know, 10, 15 years ago, where you couldn't watch any of these games.

Speaker 59 Yes. Because

Speaker 25 it's not like there's going to be one provider that's capable of sharing every single game because there's so many of them. Right.

Speaker 17 It's not like the NFL splitting up is kind of bullshit where it's like, oh, yeah, and we have Amazon, then you got to get YouTube TV and all this stuff.

Speaker 28 But like college football, you just didn't watch half the games because you just didn't have access to them.

Speaker 84 I'm actually, that's the one sport where I'm like, yes, thank you that you actually have given me the chance to be able to watch every game.

Speaker 25 And if you're a casual college football fan, guess what? You don't need all those apps. No.
You just need a couple.

Speaker 125 But I'm, yeah, because I know that's like a, that's a very,

Speaker 96 like, I understand it for all the other professional leagues, but college football, when I saw that one, I was like, wait, I, I'm pumped that I actually have access to all these games now where you used to not be able to.

Speaker 90 Yeah.

Speaker 122 Okay, my who's back of the week.

Speaker 105 I have two.

Speaker 24 The first is Anthony Rizzo because he retired as a cub on Saturday, all-time cub,

Speaker 108 one of my favorite cubs.

Speaker 96 He had an incredible day. He went in the bleachers.

Speaker 83 Belisteros hit his first career home run, and it hit Rizzo in the hand.

Speaker 17 The odds of that happening are so insane.

Speaker 133 So insane.

Speaker 25 It's crazy, but also respect to everybody that was around Rizzo because they all kind of backed off and let Rizzo have a shot at it. Yeah.

Speaker 135 And then Rizzo threw it back, which was awesome

Speaker 46 so he could have his home run ball.

Speaker 2 But yeah, the odds of him sitting in the bleachers, he bought everyone a beer.

Speaker 111 He was wearing his jersey.

Speaker 38 He retired in a jersey that was signed by all the kids that he visited at the cancer hospital when he was a cub.

Speaker 2 He's obviously a cancer survivor.

Speaker 56 Just an all-time, all-time guy, all-time cub.

Speaker 82 He was there before they got good.

Speaker 16 He was there for the World Series.

Speaker 2 I was able to catch up with him on Saturday night because he had a party and it was like just trading memories with him for like 10 minutes was so awesome.

Speaker 19 He's just the best.

Speaker 83 So really cool, like perfect day, perfect weather, everything.

Speaker 6 Got to catch that ball.

Speaker 28 He said, but he thought quick on his feet.

Speaker 2 He's like, that's why I'm retired, which is a great classic movie.

Speaker 59 Like, that's a dad joke, but it works.

Speaker 90 He's a dad.

Speaker 25 But if he catches that ball, that is the coolest moment I've ever had. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 20 He should have brought a glove. Yeah.

Speaker 99 I was trying to get him to get in at bat.

Speaker 13 Foul ball guy would make that grab.

Speaker 116 But he's one of those, like, there's, you know, a lot of sports figures you look up to, or you idolize, or, you know, you put on a pedestal.

Speaker 34 He's one guy that you can because he is just the best dude ever.

Speaker 80 He actually, so at this party, like, this is how cool of a dude Anthony Rizzo is.

Speaker 4 At this party on Saturday night, uh, I talked to these two guys came up to me, and they're like, hey, big AWL has been listening to the beginning.

Speaker 91 I was like, how do you guys know Rizzo?

Speaker 16 He was like, Rizzo, we housed Rizzo when he was a minor leaguer in Portland, Maine.

Speaker 25 That's cool.

Speaker 103 Like, 14 years ago, and Rizzo invited them out, the whole family out for his retirement.

Speaker 35 That's awesome.

Speaker 20 Isn't that insane?

Speaker 79 Like, that's awesome.

Speaker 25 It's very, very cool.

Speaker 51 He's like, yeah, Rizzo has kept in touch with us ever since.

Speaker 112 Like, all we we did was, that's what minor leaguers, you know, like that, they house, the families house different players.

Speaker 2 It's like, he's kept in touch with us ever since. He's always made us feel included.

Speaker 117 Just an awesome dude.

Speaker 111 Yeah.

Speaker 25 And also, it's very cool that he's retiring as a cub and just being like, yeah, this is where my heart is. Yeah.
My home is.

Speaker 26 Yeah, I think they're going to, I think he's doing some like ambassador work.

Speaker 109 So it's cool that the Cubs are not fucking this one up.

Speaker 25 Bad first pitch, though. That's why he's retired.
Yeah, that's why he's retired.

Speaker 19 That's why he's retired.

Speaker 96 Okay, and my other, who's back, is boxing because that Bud Crawford Canelo fight was awesome.

Speaker 91 I don't know if you guys are able to watch it.

Speaker 46 I watched it in the morning because I could not.

Speaker 19 It started so late.

Speaker 25 I saw the highlights of it.

Speaker 138 It was an ass kicking. Yeah, it was awesome.

Speaker 2 Boxing might be back unless...

Speaker 8 Rigged?

Speaker 20 Not rigged.

Speaker 25 Oh, one of the undercards, maybe. Oh, what are you talking about? The stoppage and the undercard?

Speaker 110 Is that what you're talking about?

Speaker 119 Are you talking about Adrian's getting the phone call?

Speaker 119 He had a million-dollar wager on Canelo, and then he got a phone call right before the fight was like, you got to switch your your bet to an unnamed guy.

Speaker 65 I just got one of those calls.

Speaker 111 Well, Crawford's really good.

Speaker 111 That's fair.

Speaker 119 That's just speculation on Maybe Rig. That's the only.
Okay.

Speaker 91 And Canelo's kind of old.

Speaker 25 I don't know how you would rig that, though.

Speaker 25 If you're talking about the judges, everybody that watched that was like, yeah, Crawford won.

Speaker 25 That was the right decision.

Speaker 129 Yeah, I don't think Canelo would take a dive.

Speaker 97 He's a pretty proud guy.

Speaker 46 But either way, boxing back until Mike Tyson fights someone.

Speaker 28 I think he's fighting Fayweather.

Speaker 138 Yeah, can't wait.

Speaker 25 Did you see him give a punch to Mr.

Speaker 114 Beast and like almost knock Mr.

Speaker 139 Beast out?

Speaker 87 Just a body punch.

Speaker 110 It was awesome.

Speaker 25 It's going to be the worst fight ever. Yeah.

Speaker 91 But hey, if it's on Netflix, it'll be free, right?

Speaker 51 So that'll be cool.

Speaker 120 Yeah. That'll be cool.

Speaker 108 All right. Zach.

Speaker 119 My Who's Back of the Week is the new, is the Colts owner Carly Ursay because she was not only on the sidelines again this week, headphones in, listening to every play call, and with the notepad, taking down notes, she's also seen with kind of a massive cuban-link chain on, which I thought was a wild move from an owner.

Speaker 119 It looked very powerful. I just wanted to say that she looks like a force to be reckoned with on the sideline today.

Speaker 147 I like that.

Speaker 25 Zach, is she single?

Speaker 119 I believe maybe married.

Speaker 88 Okay.

Speaker 20 Looks like a ring.

Speaker 119 Or no, I was going with

Speaker 119 the massive chain she's rocking here in this photo.

Speaker 147 Well,

Speaker 119 I just, it looked powerful. I wasn't sure if she was coming out as a debut artist, maybe dropping an RB album, or if

Speaker 20 just trying to accessorize it like a

Speaker 25 Justin Jefferson train.

Speaker 94 Carly, if you're single, similar.

Speaker 115 Zach is single?

Speaker 90 Imagine Zach owned the Colts. That'd rock.

Speaker 104 We'd still make you do the podcast.

Speaker 119 I would want nothing more. Okay.
I love being here.

Speaker 86 That would be very funny if you had a helicopter in

Speaker 141 the game.

Speaker 82 Zach's just walking behind her on the sideline.

Speaker 119 Helicopter may be the most unsafest way to travel.

Speaker 20 Submarine.

Speaker 119 Never mind. I would I don't know.

Speaker 46 I'm just throwing out other ways.

Speaker 2 You threw that out there.

Speaker 25 James Cameron's pretty good on a sub.

Speaker 28 The Challenger?

Speaker 129 The Rocket? The Challenger?

Speaker 25 That has to be one of the most unsafe ways, right? Those three-wheeler cars, they look pretty unsafe. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 25 Slingshots? Yeah.

Speaker 110 I saw a guy in my neighborhood riding one of those around, like, just as he just wasn't.

Speaker 92 Like, what are you doing, dude?

Speaker 20 I would say. It's like an old guy, too.

Speaker 25 Number one most unsafe way to travel? Catapult.

Speaker 108 Catapult. Yeah.
Catapult.

Speaker 36 Definitely high up there.

Speaker 20 Hot air balloon?

Speaker 25 Yeah, fuck that.

Speaker 135 Hot air balloon would be very unsafe.

Speaker 25 Did ever tell you about the hot air balloon accident?

Speaker 20 No. I went on

Speaker 25 a hot air balloon when I was living in Texas, and then like a year later, that same hot air balloon went up in the air, crashed, deadliest hot air balloon accident in the history of the United States.

Speaker 25 Whoa. And the guy that was the pilot was my pilot, and he was loaded up on like nine different drugs.
Whoa.

Speaker 44 Yeah.

Speaker 25 Never again. Hot air balloon.
Shoosh.

Speaker 121 Never again.

Speaker 25 Never again. Do you guys have any picks?

Speaker 115 Oh, Zach, do you want to say anything about the Bucks game?

Speaker 123 Bucks, Texans?

Speaker 119 I'm looking forward to the Bucs going to play in Texans.

Speaker 62 I don't want to say too much.

Speaker 119 I don't want to overcome. What's the numbers?

Speaker 46 Three.

Speaker 74 You're a piece of shit.

Speaker 147 22.

Speaker 2 Zach feels a little embarrassed that I used him as a Trojan horse in that conversation.

Speaker 25 67.

Speaker 115 Zach, I would like to hear your thoughts on the game real quick.

Speaker 119 Not too many thoughts. I just want us to go there.
I want to get away.

Speaker 73 23.

Speaker 20 There we go.

Speaker 116 Are you going to watch with Steven Che?

Speaker 145 Yeah, I'd love to watch the game. 20.
Okay.

Speaker 142 33.

Speaker 49 You got to win, Zach, for my pinky.

Speaker 6 You got to win.

Speaker 86 You got to win.

Speaker 119 We're going to put out such an effort for you, Pinky. You got to win.

Speaker 86 We're both of them Texans.

Speaker 30 What's your number, memes?

Speaker 127 20.

Speaker 74 Brees Hall.

Speaker 7 He had a hell of a game today. Yeah.

Speaker 74 He'll probably be a chief.

Speaker 46 Did you say your number, PFT?

Speaker 25 67.

Speaker 104 Hank, everyone do it again. 22.

Speaker 90 99, Pope.

Speaker 36 33.

Speaker 109 64.

Speaker 11 19.

Speaker 134 76.

Speaker 42 Good luck, Shane. Any thoughts on the Chargers real quick?

Speaker 140 Hope we win. Bolt up.

Speaker 40 93. Does someone have 93?

Speaker 79 No.

Speaker 25 93. Love you guys.