NFL Week 10, Fastest 2 Minutes, Dolphins Stun The Bills, Patriots Big Win In Tampa, The Bears Keep Winning And The Rams Are A Wagon + Who's Back Of The Week

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Speaker 1 On today's Pardon My Take, presented by DraftKings week 10 in the NFL. We're going to talk all the games from Sunday.
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Speaker 1 We got the Dolphins absolute surprise win against the Bills. Are the Bills broken? The Patriots big win down in Tampa.
The Bears do it again with Caleb Williams. The Jets, the Jets have won again.

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Speaker 1 Welcome to part of my take presented by DraftKings the crown is yours today is Monday November 10th

Speaker 1 week 10

Speaker 1 They're not gonna get him

Speaker 1 Some spread.

Speaker 1 We start in Deutschland, where number nine, Michael Pennix and the Falcons look scary in red and black marching down the field.

Speaker 1 Drochtung London scored early to get the Falcons flying as Tyler Ally Gear may axe his agent to find him a starting job somewhere else after he scored twice.

Speaker 1 Daniel Jones with a bloody face said, want to see a magic trick?

Speaker 1 As he handed the ball off to Jonathan Crane Taylor, who made the Atlanta defense look like a bunch of scarecrows while JT scored from 83 yards out.

Speaker 1 The game went to overtime, not extra time, you European fucks and Hank, as Joe Nathan Taylor closed it out once and for all, scoring his third touchdown of the afternoon. Colts 31, Falcons 25.
What?

Speaker 1 We go to Minneapolis as the Ravens look to continue to turn around their season against Kevin Rosie O'Donnell, who is in a league of his own as a quarterback whisperer.

Speaker 1 Derek Henry VIII continued to execute in the face of his detractors as David Justice Hill buried the Vikings' defense for a score.

Speaker 1 On the other side of the ball, Justin Bieber Jefferson wanted to know if it was too late now to say trade me,

Speaker 1 only catching four passes for 37 yards.

Speaker 1 Meanwhile, Jalen Naylor, but I hardly even know her, treated the new luck Ravens D like a lazy joke, making Marlon Brando Humphrey look like a fat, sad old man before getting back into character and making J.J.

Speaker 1 McCarthy wish for an apocalypse now. But Baltimore proved to be too much as Jim Harbaugh went to bar to danger.

Speaker 1 Looked at Lamar and said, Yep, that kid rocks. Ravens, 28.
Vikings, 19. We head down to Tampa where Zach and Hank were on the scene for a duo.
They're doing duo.

Speaker 1 in Tampa. Baker, Baker, Baker, he's our man.
If he can't do it, nobody can. Hits Amika Mill Egbuka.
Who lets him know? Thank God all these bottles I popped.

Speaker 1 All these touch-offs I've been getting, all these models I popped. I done sold a hundred thousand before my album got dropped.
And I'm only 23. I'm the shit.
Now look at me. Look at me.

Speaker 1 Shortly after, Drake called me maybe. Went all 2011 on the Bucks defense.
Talking about, hey, I just hiked it. And this is crazy.
72-yard touchdown to Kyle Williams, maybe.

Speaker 1 But wait, there's more. Drake Maple Brown Sugar Oatmeal threw a pass so hot, the Bucs defense tried blowing on it to cool it down, but with no success.

Speaker 1 Stefan, dig it, twist it, pull it, pop it, secures the touchdown to Hank for the second half. The second half started with a bang when Trayvion Ricky Henderson sprinted at the speed of light.

Speaker 1 55 yards to extend the Patriots lead. Pez Johnson caught a pill for six from Ray Baker Mayfield, who was looking cloudy with a chance of a failed two-point conversion day.

Speaker 1 Travy Theo Von Henderson said, my favorite type of weed was cocaine as he scampered past a Buck Steve for a 69-yard touchdown to seal the game. Patscale marching 28-23.
Over to Max in Texas.

Speaker 1 We head over to Houston where it looked like Parker Denzel Washington was going to be perfect in every aspect of the game as he secured both a punt return touchdown and a receiving touchdown that helped the Jags off to a 17-0 start.

Speaker 1 But late in the second quarter, Woody Mark scored a touchdown and told his teammates to reach for the sky, which led to an inspiring second half.

Speaker 1 Nico Phil Collins was dominant and was saying, I can feel this comeback coming in the air tonight.

Speaker 1 Oh Lord.

Speaker 1 But it was Davis Thrills that finished the game as the Texans were saying, We are always running with the mills and shit. Mills and shit.
Always

Speaker 1 pushing the field. Running with the mills and shit.
As he sealed the comeback with a 14-yard touchdown late in the fourth. Texans 36, Jacks 29.

Speaker 1 Down to Miami, where Josh Allen Iverson usually used the Dolphins as his stepover game, but found a much tougher foe on Sunday. Devon Allison A-Chain said, you want to put eight-man in a box?

Speaker 1 I'll beat that as he ran for 174 and two scores.

Speaker 1 I'm John Fanta, and this is your big 10-minute as Tuattagliovo broke out the Iowa offense with two arm punts and Jackson Spencer Hawes scored a touchdown even though his Huskies lost to the Badgers for the naming rights of the real UW.

Speaker 1 And that was your Big Ten Minute. Who loves short shorts? Mike McDaniel loves short shorts as the Dolphins stun the Bills 30-13.
Huh?

Speaker 1 No, the Dolphins got a timeout with 15 minutes left in the first quarter. Huh?

Speaker 1 We stick in the AFC East with memes up in the Meadowlands.

Speaker 1 In a soggy Met Life, Peter Dylan Gabriel sees the light in your eyes as he found David, suck my dragon balls, bitch. Call me Ngoku.
Yeah. For a touchdown to open the game.
You killed Kenne Nguanu.

Speaker 1 Answered immediately with a 99-yard kick return. And Isaiah Robin Williams said, I'm a free genie with a punt return for a touchdown right after.

Speaker 1 Jersey Jerry Judy shit himself on the train heading to the stadium, but ended up catching the Browns other touchdown.

Speaker 1 Brees Lightning put the offense on his back in the second half with a 42-yard touchdown pass from Justin Longfields, who's waiting to be accepted by Jets fans.

Speaker 1 The Jets defense closed this out as Will McDonald went on a solo date and got himself four sacks of nuggets and Jermaine Cole Johnson said, get off my dick. Jets 27, Browns 20.

Speaker 1 We go to Washington, D.C., where the D.C. doesn't stand for District of Columbia anymore.
It stands for Dan Campbell.

Speaker 1 The DC also doesn't stand for defensive coordinator because it doesn't appear the commanders have one.

Speaker 1 In this case, the DC stands for doo-doo cupcakes because every commanders fan feels like they're eating trays and trays of absolute asshole shit over and over again.

Speaker 1 And another LMFAO performance for the defense, I'm Sexy In, I'm Joe Witt, continued his strategy of every day I'm shuffling, shuffling the deck chairs of the Titanic.

Speaker 1 Friend of the program, Jared Fogo Goff, took advantage of the Washington secondary like a bunch of cheap subs as Jameer, you only get what you gibbs, had a new radical idea and finished what he started in the first half of the playoff game last year.

Speaker 1 President Trump joined the broadcast in the second half of the game, marching the most successful interaction that a sitting president has had with a booth during a play in over 160 years in D.C.: Lions, 44, Commanders, 22.

Speaker 1 Standing on a corner, Jameis was Winson and Hoboken, such a fine sight to see.

Speaker 1 It's the Bears, my lord, coming back and the fourth, and Dables longing on to indeed. Come on in, Johnson.
Caleb's feeling awesome.

Speaker 1 And the Bears are looking hotter than Jackson Darts, Mom.

Speaker 1 Bears 24, Giants 20.

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Speaker 1 Okay, week 10 in the books. We're going to talk Steelers and Chargers at the end of this because we're going to watch the game.
We're taping this before that game. But we had week 10.

Speaker 1 We did have some crazy upsets, Hank. Remember, we were talking about that on Friday, the Dolphins game, which we'll get to.

Speaker 1 But we started in Germany, and I have to say, I know that we've been poo-pooing the international games. This is the second to last one we'll have.
This one was pretty good. It was a great game.

Speaker 1 It was a fun game. It had Jonathan Taylor remind everyone that he is the best running back in the NFL.
I know that I've shifted around. I think I said Jameer Gibbs a few weeks ago.

Speaker 1 Jonathan Taylor just keeps reminding everyone: hey, it's actually me.

Speaker 1 He went for 244 yards, three touchdowns, 286 yards from scrimmage, and an 83-yard touchdown run where the Falcons just stopped tackling and Jonathan Taylor did not stop moving. And

Speaker 1 it was a college football play. Those are the plays you don't see in the NFL.

Speaker 5 He just kind of got lost behind his offensive line, bounced it outside. They couldn't catch him.
He's now projected to have right around 2,000 yards. We're on 2,000-yard watch for Jonathan Taylor.

Speaker 5 He's projected to have 26 touchdowns.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was going to say, well, that's just rushing touchdowns. He's going to probably be close to 30 touchdowns.

Speaker 1 He is in the conversation of MVP, which he absolutely should be. I know it's a quarterback award now, but if he ends up with 2,000 yards and 30 touchdowns.

Speaker 5 If the Colts have the best record in the league and he has just an unreal season, yes, I think he will get MVP.

Speaker 1 Because this was a perfect example of his importance. Because this game, Daniel Jones was maybe not at his best.

Speaker 1 We had, you know, he actually, I think he fumbled three times, but recovered all of them. He had an interception.
He was kind of hurried up. And Jonathan Taylor was the

Speaker 1 reason why they won. He saved the day.
He basically was like, I'll just do this. And then he just did that.

Speaker 5 Yeah, he Daniel Jones got banged up so hard, he started bleeding from the mouth. He had the Kool-Aid lips in the second half.

Speaker 1 He looked like the Joker. Yeah, the Dampire.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Interview with the Dampire. It was just like a lot of blood coming out of his face, but he got stronger.
And yeah, it was a Jonathan Taylor show.

Speaker 1 It was. And the Colts now are sitting at 8-2.
They have the bye week.

Speaker 1 This was like a game that the Falcons absolutely could have won and maybe should have won if their offense was a little bit better because the Falcons' defense was was awesome.

Speaker 1 They sacked Daniel Jones seven times. They forced two turnovers.
They just kind of ran out of gas, especially with Jonathan Taylor and tackling him. The Falcons' offense sucked.

Speaker 1 Michael Pennix was not very good. He felt like

Speaker 1 he feels hurried all the time, but then he doesn't have that extra gear to like a Jaden Daniels or a Caleb Williams or a Lamar Jackson or some of these guys who like, when they are hurried, they're still going to make the play, or even a Justin Herbert make the play work.

Speaker 1 He gets hurried and then you're like, oh, wait, he's at top speed.

Speaker 5 I do notice that sometimes it looks like the Falcons call plays for Michael Pennix like they would call plays for a right-handed quarterback. Right.

Speaker 5 Sometimes I think they forget that he's left-handed.

Speaker 1 He also is the best fumbler. He's great.
His fumbles are comically that one fumble. The ball sprays.
Yeah, it was like a zoinks. Like it was a sound effect.
It was a Looney Tunes fumble.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was a Looney Toon's fault.

Speaker 5 When he doesn't see a rusher coming and he gets hit, that ball goes like more air yards than most Justin Fields passes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And yeah, well, we'll get to the Jets won a game.

Speaker 1 The last two games, the Falcons are 1 for 18 on third down. That's the worst conversion rate over two games in the NFL since 2011.
That's a broken, broken offense.

Speaker 1 In the last three games, they're three for 29 on third down. Also, the worst conversion rate since 2011.
That is, that's a sign of a broken offense.

Speaker 5 Yeah, it's a broken offense. Falcons fans are not happy with the combination of Zach Robinson and Raheem Morris.
They want them left in Germany. Well, I mean,

Speaker 1 they have been in these games. Like, I know, obviously, except for the game where they lost, the Dolphins got smoked, but last week they lost by one point to the Patriots.

Speaker 1 This week, they were winning this game in the fourth quarter. They go to overtime.
They get the ball first. They just can't sustain drives.

Speaker 1 And it wasn't like Bijan, you know, ran the ball well today, and Algier was running the ball well, but just their passing game is so frustrating because the Drake London Michael Pennix connection is is awesome.

Speaker 1 It just, it doesn't work consistently enough. Everything else doesn't work consistently enough that it leaves you to just be like, this team should be better than they are.

Speaker 5 Yeah, there's some weird stuff going on with that offense. I know that we always say, like, you have Bijan Robinson, who's one of the best running backs in the NFL.

Speaker 5 Why do you keep giving it to Algier? Algier actually isn't bad.

Speaker 1 He scored two touchdowns.

Speaker 5 I think he's only frustrating to fantasy owners. Yes.
That are like, why give the ball to Bijan? Because Algier is hurting the team.

Speaker 5 Inside the 10, when Algier has it, it doesn't look like they suffer that much because he's a good player.

Speaker 5 But there's plenty of other stuff to go around if you're a Falcons fan for why you're frustrated with this offense.

Speaker 1 Well, and it's just, again, it goes back to like you're watching these games and

Speaker 1 they're in a lot of these games and they're not able. They're sitting at three and six now.
It doesn't, outside of a miracle, it doesn't look like they're going to be a playoff team.

Speaker 1 And then you look at some of their games, and it's like what they did to the Bills,

Speaker 1 what they did to the Vikings in week two. They lose a heartbreaker week one that they could have won.
They lose by one to the Patriots. They lose this game in overtime.

Speaker 1 Like, this is a team that feels like they could be a little bit better than their record, and they're just not.

Speaker 1 And they have so many guys, and it just doesn't work.

Speaker 5 It's because you get frustrated when they beat good teams. Yeah.

Speaker 5 When you beat the Bills.

Speaker 1 You're like, okay. Oh, the Bills, we're going to talk about them next.
But at the time,

Speaker 1 yeah.

Speaker 5 At the time, we thought the Bills might be really good.

Speaker 5 And then you compete against teams like like the Patriots, and then you just lay some shitty-ass eggs against some bad teams.

Speaker 5 They're very confusing.

Speaker 5 I feel bad for Falcons fans. I do too.

Speaker 1 I do too. The Colts, like I said, 8-2 going into the bye.
Looks like Sauce Gardner was a good trade. Their defense was very good.
Again, you can just take the third-down numbers and flip them. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know, the Falcons did run the ball well.

Speaker 1 There were a couple of plays, too, where Pitts was open.

Speaker 1 And Michael Pennsylvania

Speaker 5 just doesn't seem.

Speaker 1 He missed him on

Speaker 1 like a no-doubter touchdown. Yes.
It might have been the first half, but yeah, it's just it's frustrating. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 He's still very, very young, so you can't just be like he's it didn't work, but you'd like to see more, especially with the weapon, the

Speaker 1 capital they've invested in the weapons on the outside and Bijan.

Speaker 5 Well, they don't have a first-round pick next year. That's true.
Because that's going to the Rams.

Speaker 1 Say something nice about the Falcons. Their gamble on pass rushers did work.
It did. Their defense has been fixed and has kept them.
Like I I said, they sacked Daniel Jones seven times.

Speaker 1 They took the ball away. They forced some fumbles.
But yeah, they're frustrating.

Speaker 5 They're frustrating. And with the Colts, Alec Pierce is awesome.
Yeah. I love him as a deep threat.

Speaker 1 Stephen Shea does every single week. He just bets Alec Pierce like over 17 and a half longest reception and hits every single week.

Speaker 5 Yeah, he's one of the best deep threat wide receivers in the league. I think he's a free agent coming up this offseason.
He's good. They're going to have to pay him.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And Tyler Warren was awesome.

Speaker 5 Tyler Warren was great.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So I, Hank, where are the Colts on your scared meter? Zero?

Speaker 4 No, it's not zero.

Speaker 4 They're a very good team. They're at the

Speaker 4 top of the conference.

Speaker 5 Did they run a tush push today? I don't think that they did. Because remember how

Speaker 5 when the Eagles did it in Brazil, it was the Brazil butt lift?

Speaker 5 I was going to call it the Beer Hall push.

Speaker 5 But I don't think they did. Me neither.

Speaker 1 You're still waiting on that.

Speaker 5 Yeah, maybe next year. Maybe next year.

Speaker 4 What's it going to be in Rio?

Speaker 1 What do you mean? No, they're playing in Spain. Spain.
In Espana. Espana.

Speaker 5 You'll have to figure something.

Speaker 1 No, I don't think anyone speaks the same language.

Speaker 5 I don't think anyone's going to watch that game. So, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 That's going to be. It might set all-time low ratings.

Speaker 1 I think the Colts. What are the Colts?

Speaker 1 Basically, the bet member on Friday. Sorry for leading you.
I didn't actually bet. I just was a thought starter.
The Jaguars could win the AFC South today kind of ended that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It was close. Both games were close.
The Falcons almost won this game, and the Jaguars almost

Speaker 1 won their game, but it just went the other way on both of them I think the Colts are

Speaker 1 you know what I'll say it

Speaker 1 let us be the first to say they're the AFC South champions congratulations to the Colts congratulations but that said they do have a they've got a tough schedule they do they have some big time like prove it games where I think the colts are good and I don't think anyone can like most people would agree but they also you know they've they've they've had some some games against some lesser opponents and they got to play a couple you know they got to play the cult the chiefs they got to play the Seahawks the Niners like there's some big games coming up yeah who do you think is praying the hardest for Daniel Jones to turn back into Daniel Jones?

Speaker 5 Because I think this is just who Daniel Jones is now. But you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 5 waiting on him to take that step back and look like he did for the last couple seasons. Yeah.
Do you think Giants fans are?

Speaker 1 Giants fans, maybe Vikings fans a little bit.

Speaker 5 Yeah, depending on how JJ does. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Any Daniel Jones haters just out there? Are there Daniel Jones haters?

Speaker 5 I don't think so.

Speaker 1 I don't think so either. Maybe there's probably a few people who had like

Speaker 1 takes in August that were like the Colts are idiots for giving Daniel Jones money. What are they doing? Yeah.
So those people are definitely rooting.

Speaker 5 Just to make yourself retroactively right.

Speaker 1 I think it's going to be, I would say Daniel Jones is not as good as he maybe played to start the season, but he's not as bad as people are hoping he, those haters are hoping he becomes.

Speaker 5 Is he a top 10 quarterback right now?

Speaker 1 Mm.

Speaker 1 Mmm.

Speaker 5 Gotta be.

Speaker 5 I think yes.

Speaker 1 Do you want to do your top 10 quarterbacks real quick?

Speaker 5 I'm kind of opting out of top 10 quarterback lists at the moment. You want to do one, Hank?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 4 You've got to start at the top of the MVP race, so that'd be Drake May, Patrick Mahomes. Okay.

Speaker 1 I think Matthew Stafford is

Speaker 1 pretty much lights out. Yep.
So you've got three right now.

Speaker 1 Josh.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Joe Flacco.

Speaker 1 You're not going to put Josh Allen top 10 quarterbacks? No, he's top 10.

Speaker 4 I don't think he's four. I think Daniel Jones, I mean, you got to go off this year alone.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Sam Darnold. Sam Darnold's been pretty awesome.

Speaker 4 Sam Darnold, Josh Allen.

Speaker 1 So that's what, where's he at? Five?

Speaker 5 I think we're at six, right?

Speaker 1 Six? Six?

Speaker 1 Hurt.

Speaker 1 You're going to put our friend Jared?

Speaker 4 Jared, definitely.

Speaker 1 Okay, so that's eight.

Speaker 5 He's just trying to

Speaker 1 take a quarterback, yeah.

Speaker 1 Jordan Love, you buying Jordan Love stock?

Speaker 4 Jalen Hurts. Oh, there it is.

Speaker 1 Okay, Max was, he had his finger on the button. No, yeah, well, memes and I just kept calling him racist back here.

Speaker 1 Lamar. Yeah, Lamar.
Okay.

Speaker 1 All right. That's Hank's top 10 quarterbacks.
So not Daniel Jones.

Speaker 5 Not Daniel Jones.

Speaker 1 He's right outside of it.

Speaker 5 No, no, he had Daniel Jones. He already said Daniel Jones.
Oh, you did.

Speaker 1 Okay. So

Speaker 5 I think Hank had Danny Dimes at four or five.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 5 Him and Darnold.

Speaker 4 I'd have him above Darnold.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. Darnold's been playing pretty fucking awesome.
At least, I mean, yeah, he has. There's been some good quarterback play.
I have one last question about this game, and I don't know.

Speaker 1 I think we've talked about it before, but

Speaker 1 I was just trying to figure out even more.

Speaker 1 Why is

Speaker 1 Take Me Home, West Virginia, Country Roads?

Speaker 1 Why is that the number one song in Germany?

Speaker 5 I don't know. Because it's a banger?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I get that, but I went a mini-deep dive, not a full-deep dive. The only things I could find is they sing it a lot at Oktoberfest, which makes sense.

Speaker 1 And then there was also a 1998 Kit Kat commercial with a guy singing it that played in Germany.

Speaker 5 That's enough. Honestly, that's enough.
That could have been it. It's like Mr.
Brightside and Country Roads are nation's number one and two exports right now, musically.

Speaker 5 But I got to remind you, Biquette, it's not about West Virginia. It's about Western Virginia.
Yes. That's facts.

Speaker 5 It is a banger. It's about the Shenandoah Valley.

Speaker 1 It does feel good when Germany sings it because you're just like, yeah.

Speaker 1 Your beer anthem is ours.

Speaker 5 It's a great song. It's a great song.

Speaker 1 When the crowd gets into it and they just sing it throughout the next next play fantastic also yeah i mean it does feel like we've we've imprinted a little american culture especially with the football game there was one note hank i had uh when we went who was calling the game today i don't know who was calling the game with kurt warner but he did say when we were going do you know memes uh adam uh he's the bulls playbook oh adam and meme yep oh well i'm friends with him so never mind But he did say extra time instead of overtime.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 I don't like that zone.

Speaker 1 This is how Hank is getting.

Speaker 4 He called it the pitch at one point, too.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he said, we're going to extra time. And I was like, god damn it.
I slammed my fist and said, Hank, look what he's doing to our beautiful game.

Speaker 5 And if at the end of extra time, it's still tied, then it ends in a draw.

Speaker 1 Injury time for Daniel Jones' bloody lip.

Speaker 5 Teams get a point.

Speaker 5 You get a result on the road.

Speaker 1 Should he wear a mouth guard?

Speaker 5 Yeah, guys don't wear mouth guards anymore. No, they do it for like, for show.
Yeah, they just put like six different ones on their helmet. Yeah.
Like little antennas.

Speaker 1 I think running backs still do. I mean, Mahomes does, but it's more like Invisalon.

Speaker 5 It's Invisalon, yeah. He does the step, he kind of does the Steph Curry thing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're just doing it just for just.

Speaker 5 Caleb's got a little bit of that too, where he does the Steph Curry bite the mouthpiece.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right, so Colts, good. Falcons, the most frustrating watch in the NFL.
Yeah, as a main takeaway.

Speaker 5 Because you have expectation every week for the Falcons as a fan.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I saw one. I can't remember how it got in my algorithm, but this is kind of when this is when the algorithm actually works.

Speaker 1 And I'm sorry that I don't have this person's Twitter right in front of me, but he basically just tweeted, the good thing about being a Falcons fans is someday I'll die. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So that's, I mean, it's a appropriate tweet. He's just like, hey,

Speaker 1 sorry, it was can't guard Jake. Can't guard Jake.
The best part about being a Falcons fan is that someday I will die. So shout out him.
At least he has the awareness.

Speaker 1 We think that's basically the, yeah, I know, Jake, you might,

Speaker 1 what if science gets so good that you don't die and you just have to watch the Falcons for the rest of

Speaker 1 another thousand years? Forget about that. You're in Burtatory at that point.

Speaker 5 Yeah. Sauce did look good today, though.
He looked good. I know that he kind of slipped and fell on one play, but he could have had his first pick as a Colt.

Speaker 1 All-time weird week to just be

Speaker 1 sitting in New York. He even said it.
He was like, I was... preparing for the Browns and the next thing you know I'm in Germany.

Speaker 5 I'm going to Germany. I got drafted.
Yeah, I got to go over there.

Speaker 1 He basically was the Josh McDaniels like anti-masturbation video where he's like, you know, you get on a plane and you think you're going to Omaha and then you're just watching like a chick get double-teamed.

Speaker 5 Josh McCown.

Speaker 1 Josh McCown.6.

Speaker 5 Sorry, Josh McCowan. McDaniels probably also doesn't jerk off.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 All-time video. He's a PSA for anti-porn.
It's like, yeah, you don't know.

Speaker 1 I went on a flight, I was going to Detroit, and

Speaker 1 the pilot said, welcome to Omaha. It's like, what? I'm not in Omaha.
And that's exactly like porn.

Speaker 5 That's what I, yeah, it's jacking off.

Speaker 1 You just black out and you end up on a website you don't want to be on.

Speaker 5 It's cranking it 101. Yeah.
Who amongst us?

Speaker 1 Okay, next game. Patriots Patriots 28 bucks 23.
Hank, what a win.

Speaker 5 Statement game.

Speaker 1 Statement win. Measuring stick.

Speaker 1 So Patriots now have won seven straight games. They have won more games this year, or the same amount of games this year than they won all of 23 and 24 combined.
Fun.

Speaker 4 They're 8-2. Fun.

Speaker 1 First place in the AFC East.

Speaker 4 Fun.

Speaker 1 If the playoffs started today, they would face the Buffalo Bills in the first round.

Speaker 4 Fun. Which would be very fun.

Speaker 1 Very fun. Yeah.
As a three-seed.

Speaker 1 are your big takeaways from this game?

Speaker 4 It was a great win, it was a gutsy win. That was, you know,

Speaker 4 Trayvion Henderson broke out, breakout game. That was a big game.
Yeah, he had Stefan Diggs said they were they were chirping him.

Speaker 4 They've been giving him a hard time about how he's not fast enough to break away. So even in halftime, they were giving him shit.
Like, you don't have speed to break away. And then he broke away.

Speaker 1 Twice.

Speaker 5 Like his own teammates. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 1 The Patriots had touchdowns of 55 yards, 69 yards, and 72 yards. Just home run plays.

Speaker 4 Drake made another late game, third down, deep ball, perfect pass, Matt Collins.

Speaker 4 It was an exciting game. Fourth down, the

Speaker 4 end of the first half, like

Speaker 4 they had the ball in the two and

Speaker 4 intentionally kind of went down. Vrabel said he didn't say that was intentional.
Like he kind of was being a little bit...

Speaker 1 Mysterious with that. Yeah, it looked pretty obvious.

Speaker 4 It feeled like it was intentional.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it looked like the Patriots were basically saying

Speaker 1 we're still gonna try to score a touchdown, but we're gonna take as much clock off as possible. So we're gonna burn first down.
And then they almost didn't get it.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it was like a fourth down, perfect pass, perfect catch. Like not an easy play.
Great, great catch by Diggs. Cardi B was loving it.

Speaker 4 Put out a gif on Twitter of her just putting her legs behind her head.

Speaker 1 Dave Portland in Bob Craft's box. Yep, great box.
Bobcraft now problematic.

Speaker 4 He was looking, Dave was looking bent, people were saying.

Speaker 1 He did have a little bit of a tummy, but that's just angles. He was, yeah, he was bent.
He was bent. Yeah, there was one angle where Dave's tummy was just, it was out.

Speaker 5 So, wait, what was the Cardi B gif?

Speaker 1 It was her.

Speaker 5 Was it after the game or during the game? No, it was after.

Speaker 4 It was like when my man scores a touchdown, and it was just a woman lying on her bed and then just like sticking her legs up.

Speaker 5 Remember how David Ortiz used to get access to the back door if he hit a triple? I guarantee you Diggs has some sort of arrangement. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 So when he scores a touchdown.

Speaker 1 Yes, for sure. You guys are officially AFC South champs.
Yep. Mike Rabel was saying that in the locker room as guys came back.
He said, or sorry, NFC South champs.

Speaker 1 You guys beat all four teams in the NFC South. That's officially done.
NFC South champs. Tough to do.
And yeah, that was a statement win. Yeah.

Speaker 4 I mean, the schedule, people are, I know people, you know, the farther along, this is like the hate us because they ate us. All the

Speaker 4 haters of the Patriots are just going to talk about the schedule. We've played two tough teams.
We beat them both. That is true.
What are you going to say about that? That is true.

Speaker 5 What about the weather? You also had to overcome the weather.

Speaker 4 Yeah, no. I mean, it almost looked like a dumb decision to defer the kickoff because their first drive was in the sun.
They scored a touchdown. Our first drive was in the pouring rain.

Speaker 4 Drake May had like two overthrows, two pretty bad overthrows. It looked like he might not, you know, might have to overcome some rain.
And then all of a sudden the Bucs got the ball back.

Speaker 4 It was sunny. It stayed sunny, so we were fine.
Do you think that was concerning?

Speaker 1 The rain was a concern.

Speaker 5 Does the rain concern you moving forward about Drake May?

Speaker 4 Yeah, I mean, as of right now, we have one drive worth of

Speaker 4 film on Drake May and the rain. It doesn't look great.
But I think that's something you can practice and you can, you know, now they know.

Speaker 5 Practice the rain. Yeah.
I saw the weather channel checked in with you to make sure that you thought that weather was real over the weekend.

Speaker 4 Yeah, they can fuck off.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 What happened?

Speaker 5 Remember, we were talking about whether or not the wind

Speaker 5 is less effective than the wind at sea level?

Speaker 5 So, yeah, they replied. They said,

Speaker 5 technically, yes, wind at the same speed would be less impactful at higher elevations than at sea level because the density of the air is lower.

Speaker 5 There are fewer molecules to blow against you and create the resistance you feel in heavy winds. Blah, blah, blah.
Science, science, science, science, science.

Speaker 5 Still think weather isn't real at Henny's?

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 You did get a win, though, with the windmill breaking. Yeah.
That was crazy. No, no, no, no, no.
We're looking at speculation.

Speaker 4 At what cost? Because all of our cranberries are fucked now.

Speaker 4 I can't be happy with that because it just destroyed the cranberry economy.

Speaker 5 Big cat, you got to stay woke on that. Hank had something to do with that.
Yeah. Or guys.

Speaker 1 I mean, the timing is just insane.

Speaker 5 Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 You talk about windmills and

Speaker 1 you're anti-windmill, and you're like, yeah, when they break, it's really bad. Boom, broken windmill.

Speaker 4 Yeah, into a cranberry bog. And like, the people need a cranberry sauce.
Probably way before Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 Probably like one or two.

Speaker 4 Families are going to be fucked because

Speaker 4 they're going to have to pay way more for their cranberry sauce.

Speaker 5 People are going to have UTIs left and right.

Speaker 1 Probably a bird killed in it. At least.
Yeah. Which would still be like a billion sauce.
You like cranberry sauce. A billion birds behind feral cats, but yeah.
I do like cranberries.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so yeah, that's affected, yeah.

Speaker 4 Yeah, we're all affected.

Speaker 1 They're just not gonna have cranberries.

Speaker 4 I don't know, it's gonna be a recession.

Speaker 5 Was that the only bog?

Speaker 1 The only cranberry recession of cranberries? Yeah, a shortage of cranberries, yes, damn.

Speaker 4 Uh, but no, it was a great win, it was a complete game. Defense played great again, a couple big third and fourth down stops,

Speaker 4 no 50-yard rushing again.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 the ant's back.

Speaker 1 Not the aunt. And, well, wait.

Speaker 5 It wasn't Rashad White.

Speaker 1 Oh, he's been waiting on it.

Speaker 5 It wasn't Rashad White.

Speaker 5 It was Tucker.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 5 Sean Tucker? Yeah, Sean Tucker. I think he had 52, 54 yards.
Oh, no. Yeah, I looked it up.

Speaker 1 53 yards. Sean Tucker.

Speaker 4 Wow. Damn.
Holy shit.

Speaker 1 Just freak his head.

Speaker 1 Just got ant.

Speaker 1 All right, whatever. Wow.
The ant is

Speaker 1 mean.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I agree. I started.

Speaker 1 I agree. I agree.
Wholeheartedly agree. Yeah, you started it.

Speaker 5 And never in a million years would I have

Speaker 5 my good friend, my dear friend.

Speaker 1 Hank's fucked up. Hank Lynn.
Hank Light. I just see us go.
I see us going down a bad path of aunt. Well, if you're wrong, you deserve to be.

Speaker 5 It's when you're, it's when.

Speaker 1 Hank's what you weren't even wrong, PFD.

Speaker 5 Yeah, it's only when the other guys

Speaker 5 write that it's a problem to act.

Speaker 1 So, so Goodwin, the Bucks are kind of in a slump. And the Bucs are in a weird spot because they have

Speaker 1 at Bills, who just lost, which Max, I know that you don't think that matters, but the Bills will probably be a little hungrier. And then at the Rams.

Speaker 1 And Baker has been in a little bit of a slump. Like, it's just not,

Speaker 1 it's not like, I mean, today he still threw three touchdowns, hit some big, you know, one of them was in garbage-ish time at the end, but he's been in a little bit of a slump the last like three games.

Speaker 5 Is Baker injured? I think he is. Because he's kind of stopped running as much as he did.
Yeah. And the stats have fallen pretty far down.

Speaker 5 And we know that given his history, he's not going to tell the coach, hey, take me out. I'm injured.
Right.

Speaker 5 That's the big mistake that the Browns did. At some point, they should have stepped in and be like, okay, you're just not going to play anymore.
Get your shoulder fixed. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Because he's not going to take himself out.

Speaker 1 I think he'll be fine long term. I'm just saying it's okay to admit the Bucs and Baker in a little bit of a slump.
Zach, would you agree?

Speaker 5 I agree that today

Speaker 5 the Buccaneers beat themselves as bad football, couldn't establish the run.

Speaker 1 So not a win for the Patriots.

Speaker 5 I think a lot of teams that we would have been going up against would have gotten the win if we played like we played today.

Speaker 1 Pages

Speaker 1 look cool.

Speaker 5 Patriots might have an inflated record due to their current schedule this season.

Speaker 1 What does that mean? I like this, Zach.

Speaker 1 What does that mean?

Speaker 5 I'm just hearing a lot of things about some of the teams.

Speaker 1 Don't say hearing.

Speaker 4 What do you think?

Speaker 1 Let's hear one of your original takes.

Speaker 5 I'm hearing around the league that your schedule might not have been the hardest around the league.

Speaker 1 And I agree. Remember, he sits next to memes.

Speaker 5 Yeah, Zach is saying that league circles are telling us that

Speaker 5 the schedule is not so good. Yes, I sit right next to you.
I'm in the middle, you and Max. I just, look,

Speaker 5 you guys played football today. We played worst football.

Speaker 1 Fall up top.

Speaker 1 Fall up top.

Speaker 5 Good game, Hank.

Speaker 1 I had a little conversation. What?

Speaker 1 Do you want to go back at Zach? No. No, go back at him.
No,

Speaker 1 he just talks some junk on you.

Speaker 5 It's just banter.

Speaker 4 No respect. It is.

Speaker 1 I mean, we just can't be seen. You just went straight up.

Speaker 4 Man-to-man, up your fucking balls in your face, and you went with the schedule talk.

Speaker 1 That's crazy.

Speaker 5 I say good game. I got respect for you.
Yeah, he was just passing on what he heard from sources. Good game.
It was a good game.

Speaker 1 You said good game.

Speaker 4 Are you guys a playoff team?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 They are. We got a lot of players.
So we beat a playoff team today. Yes.

Speaker 4 Factor fiction. Yes, you did.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was a good win. It was a good win.
Thank you. No,

Speaker 1 the Bucs are a playoff team. The problem with the Bucs, and I talked to our good friend Stephen Shea, who is always the optimist and always the, we're fine.
I said, you guys are in trouble.

Speaker 1 He's like, well,

Speaker 1 we'll be fine. No one gained ground in the NFC South today.

Speaker 1 Fact. That's

Speaker 1 why I got the Saints did. Yeah, the Saints did.
But

Speaker 1 the third and fourth seed in the NFC, you don't want to be there because you're going to play a combination of the Rams, Seahawks, Lions, or Packers. Yeah.
Most likely. Most likely, right?

Speaker 1 You don't really want to be anywhere in the NFC. Well, no, I mean,

Speaker 1 yeah,

Speaker 1 the one. The seventh seed could be the 49ers or the Bears.
Like, that's a team. Would you rather play the 49ers or Bears or the Rams, the Rams, Seahawks, Lions, or Packers? Yeah, obviously.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm just saying, like,

Speaker 1 there's probably. If you look at the NFC,

Speaker 1 it feels like there are

Speaker 1 five or six really, really good teams, and then the seventh is going to maybe be not so great. It's going to be shaky.
Is that fair to say? Yeah, that's fair to say.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 it's a playoffs. You got to beat good teams.
Like, yeah, the loser of the NFC West is going to be a really good team.

Speaker 1 Second place.

Speaker 1 Second place. Yeah, the Rams and the Seahawks.

Speaker 1 I mean, I guess the Niners are still in it, too.

Speaker 1 There's some really, really good teams in the NFC, and a couple of, like, that four seed is not going to be a fun spot to be.

Speaker 5 Hank, if you look at the Patriots right now, eight and two, awesome record.

Speaker 5 Where would you put them in terms of the best teams in the AFC?

Speaker 4 1-3.

Speaker 1 1-3. Who else is in the 1-3 category? Chiefs?

Speaker 4 I would still put the Bills up there. Colts.

Speaker 1 What about the Ravens?

Speaker 4 Not as it currently stands. I mean, it'll be a fun game.
We play them at the end of the season. They're going to need to win.

Speaker 4 That's going to be a great test before the playoffs.

Speaker 5 It's going to be in the rain?

Speaker 4 Who knows? It's not for like another month.

Speaker 1 Are you worried at all about the Jets on Thursday? Yes,

Speaker 1 you are, yeah,

Speaker 1 very worried.

Speaker 4 Okay, I don't want to go back to Amish.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait, what's the bet?

Speaker 4 Loser has to go Amish.

Speaker 1 Oh, I want to see you go back to Amish. Wait, wait, did you have that bet?

Speaker 1 I think it was just you have to go Amish.

Speaker 4 Oh, yeah, that's not a bet that.

Speaker 1 No, down to you.

Speaker 1 You already agreed to it. No, I think you just made that up.
You agreed to it.

Speaker 5 Hank Justin, he just said it.

Speaker 1 No, he said it last week. He was like, I'll go Amish if we lose to the Jets.
All right, whatever.

Speaker 4 Yeah, the Jets are playing good ball right now.

Speaker 1 Okay. So, Bucs,

Speaker 1 you're still, where are you at, Zach?

Speaker 5 On the meter of

Speaker 5 feeling great and feeling not good. I'm okay.
Okay. A little bit impartial.
The Patriots played good. Drake may play good football today.
Oh,

Speaker 4 there it goes, Zach.

Speaker 1 There you go. What do you think about the Patriots schedule, though?

Speaker 1 We talked about that a little earlier. I still think.

Speaker 5 Look, it was a tough day, tough loss. Really would have liked to win that game.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I mean, the shitty thing about the Patriots schedule is, yeah, they're playing weak teams, but they've beaten the good teams that are on their schedule. Yeah, they've had two big wins.

Speaker 5 There's not a lot to say.

Speaker 4 Still got the Bills, still got the Ravens, still got the Jets twice. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That touchdown pass Drake May made was pretty sick. I know it was a lot of yards after the catch, but it was a like, guys not open, threw him open type of pass.
That was pretty elite.

Speaker 4 There's one deep ball a game that's like just, it's like third down.

Speaker 1 It's beautiful.

Speaker 5 Do you respect Henderson?

Speaker 4 Yeah, he's back.

Speaker 4 I love Diggs. Diggs is a great leader.
I love that they kind of been pushing him. That's just good rookie hazing.
You can't break off a 50-yard run and then boom, he does it twice.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

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Speaker 1 Okay, next up. Sick in the AFC.
Dolphins, 30. Bills, 13.
This was our, huh? Huh? Game of the week. The Bills.
Are the Bills okay? Because they have now dropped three of their last five games.

Speaker 1 This was a stunner because it wasn't, yeah, there were some fumbles and everything, but it was just the Bills looked bad. They looked bad to start the game.

Speaker 1 They started the first half of their drive chart was three and out, turnover on downs, three and out, fumble, three and out. Like they just had nothing.

Speaker 1 They got back in the game for a minute, then another fumble. They just looked bad.

Speaker 5 They did, but this is what happens when you play the Miami Dolphins and you beat them seven times in a row. Yeah.

Speaker 5 The last two times, the Bills had seven-game winning streaks against the Dolphins, got snapped in the eighth game.

Speaker 5 Josh didn't look great today. He had that bad pick in the end zone.
Then he had that scramble. I think that was in the fourth quarter

Speaker 5 off of a QB sneak that turned into like a 15-yard gain that then turned into a fumble. The Bills had a lot of chances to come back and win this game.
Yeah. Like Tua gave him some opportunity.

Speaker 5 He had a bad pick today.

Speaker 1 Well, he didn't have a bad pick, actually, because

Speaker 1 Mike McDaniel said in the post-game he instructed Tuo to throw the ball deep on third down on both of his picks today. I was actually really pumped.

Speaker 1 I told Tua on some third down calls to let it rip down the field and kind of act as an opportunity ball, act as a punt.

Speaker 1 So he's literally coaching him to throw picks now, which is genius because now you can't say Tua is playing bad when his coach is saying, hey, throw a pick. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 I think you should probably panic a little bit if you're a Bills fan. I think now is the exact right time to panic.
Without a doubt. You should panic.

Speaker 5 Not only did you not get waddle from the Dolphins, then they add insult to injury and beat you with Waddle.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they got shut out through three quarters. They had a 41-game streak where they had not been shut out through three quarters.
By the way, I saw this stat. This was from Stad Hole.

Speaker 1 Do you know who has the current longest streak of not being shut out through three quarters? It's pretty crazy. It's the San Francisco 49ers, 259 games.

Speaker 1 It's like 15 years.

Speaker 5 That is crazy.

Speaker 1 Yeah. But they were just bad.

Speaker 1 They look a little bit off and broken right now. I don't know if that's a hangover from beating the Chiefs, which that game obviously means a lot,

Speaker 1 but it doesn't mean a lot anymore because you lost this game.

Speaker 5 Yeah, very, very frustrating. Yeah,

Speaker 1 that's the type of thing where it's like you feel like you have a big win against the Chiefs and that's going to help in seeding, and then you drop a game to the Dolphins who you beat 14 out of the last 15 times.

Speaker 1 And you haven't lost them by double digits in like 15 years. That was an ugly one.

Speaker 5 Yeah, you got your ass kicked by the Miami Dolphins today. If I'm a Bills fan, I'm definitely, I'm panicking a little bit.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 Maybe not a lot, bit, but I'm definitely, the panic button's out and it's been pressed.

Speaker 1 Devon A-chan is also still very fast and very, very good. He had 225 yards from scrimmage and two touchdowns.
He's the man. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You just forget every now and then, like, oh, yeah, that guy is so much faster than everyone.

Speaker 5 Yeah. And the Bills, I don't know, man.
I don't know what you do to fix this offense. It seems like, it seems like nothing is working right now.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Nothing is working. I thought that their tight ends would rack off some yards today.

Speaker 1 Well, and Kincaid got hurt, I think, right? He got banged up. He left the game.
That's not good.

Speaker 1 We talked to Chris Long about it on Friday when he was talking about how their ability to beat teams over the middle with their two tight ends is a huge, huge deal. But yeah, he went out.

Speaker 1 He left the game with an injury. Hopefully he's not injured for too long.
But yeah, the Bills are not in a good spot.

Speaker 5 Did you see the Dolphins celebrating in the laundry hampers after the game?

Speaker 5 They went surfing in the laundry hampers.

Speaker 1 It was pretty cool. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, that

Speaker 1 shows that, like, because we should remember this for next year because we're going to get to the Jets game.

Speaker 1 Maybe bet on the teams that traded away good players because everyone overrates losing a player or two when the other guys in the locker room probably are going to rally around it, being like, oh, look, they're giving up on us.

Speaker 1 Let's show them.

Speaker 5 And you got guys that are maybe making their first start in a long time. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Trying to prove it in the league. But yeah, Devon A.
Chain, he's awesome. He is so, so so good.
And yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 Hank, you think the Bills are broken? No. Oh.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 They have a tough game against the Bucs. They didn't look good.

Speaker 5 If you watched the game today, you would say it's a broken game.

Speaker 1 I'll say it. The Bills are broken.
It was one of those games.

Speaker 4 The Bills have enough experience, though, where it's like, as long as they make the playoffs,

Speaker 4 they're going to unbreak

Speaker 1 it.

Speaker 4 And be ready to go. If I'm a Bills fan, I'm not.
full panic button. Like, you'd rather be the Bills than the Colts, even I'd say the Patriots.

Speaker 4 It's like that level of playoff experience matters at that point in the season.

Speaker 5 Maybe, maybe this is just what the Bills need to go into the playoffs with no expectations.

Speaker 4 Yeah, or just a little bit. Yeah.
I mean,

Speaker 4 they're not going to win the division, so it's like, who cares? They're definitely not going to win it. They just got to get in.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 congratulate yourself. Thank you.
Congratulate yourself for the AFC East Championship. I will.
Thank you. So announce it.

Speaker 4 I just did.

Speaker 1 The Bills are not going to win the East.

Speaker 4 The Bills are not going to win the AFC East.

Speaker 4 The Miami Dolphins are not going to win the East. And the New York Jets are not going to win the ACC East East East.

Speaker 1 Say it, pussy. Say it.

Speaker 4 That would mean

Speaker 1 congratulations to yourself.

Speaker 4 The New England Patriots are going to win the AFC East.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. Say,

Speaker 1 congratulations. We did it with the Colts just a second ago.
We said, congratulations to the Colts for winning the AFC South.

Speaker 4 I'm just here.

Speaker 5 Well, you did just say that the Patriots are going to win the NFC or the AFC East.

Speaker 1 Yes, I believe that. What if they don't? Amish.

Speaker 1 And a cat. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Amish and a cat. Yeah, I think the Bills are a little broken.
I mean, three out of the last five games is not good. And again, if you look at what they've done, you know, they lost to the Patriots.

Speaker 1 They lost to the Falcons. They beat the Panthers, who will get to them.
And then the big game against the Chiefs, but then they lose to the Dolphins.

Speaker 1 And before that, they struggled a little bit with the Saints. They struggled a little bit with the Dolphins.
I don't know. It's just

Speaker 1 something feels a little off.

Speaker 5 The offense feels disjointed, and it shouldn't. I don't know.
You think Joe Brady talking to some college teams?

Speaker 1 LSU. Maybe.

Speaker 5 Maybe another college. I don't know.
But it does feel like this offense, there was a lot of Josh just kind of drifting back there. That one point.
And making super spazzy plays.

Speaker 1 On the third and 16, where he just had to run a million yards to get... a first down.
Yeah. That's when you know it's not working.

Speaker 5 There's a lot of wild boy Josh Allen out there.

Speaker 1 And I thought the Dolphins were dead, but the Dolphins are just going to keep doing this where they're dead and they look so, so bad and then they spring up and win a game. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think they're going to do it a few more times.

Speaker 5 I'm super pumped that the Dolphins won this game, though, because the Commanders play against the Dolphins next week in Spain.

Speaker 1 That's enormous.

Speaker 5 And the fact that they won this, they might not even have work this week.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You're right.

Speaker 5 McDaniel might just be like, hey, tell you what, victory Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. We're getting on a plate on Thursday.
We're good. See you there.

Speaker 1 Back. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, anything else on this game? Stunner of the day.

Speaker 1 This was easily the stunner of the day because it did feel like one of those games, sitting in the gambling cave, there was, I heard the murmurs of like, when should we live bet the Dolphins?

Speaker 1 Sorry, when should we live bet the Bills? When should we live bet the Bills? And that opportunity never really came out.

Speaker 5 I did live bet the Bills. Oh, you did? Yeah, because when I hear Nikki Smokes say, like, we got Daddy, fuck you, Josh, and it's the third quarter, and it's still kind of a two-score game.

Speaker 5 At that point, I'm like, yeah, there's a bubble.

Speaker 1 Sir, there's a bubble.

Speaker 5 Yeah, that's a good point. Strippers have boats.
Yeah, that's exactly what I was going for. I mistimed it.

Speaker 5 You missed some of those shots.

Speaker 1 Yeah, absolutely. Okay.

Speaker 1 Next up, Bears 24, Giants 20. Who boy, this was a hell of a game.

Speaker 1 The gateway has been completed. I said it on this show.
What was that face hang?

Speaker 4 They just kicked it a mile out of bounds on the opening kickoff.

Speaker 1 The gateway has been completed. I said it.
Memes reposted it. I said, you're going to snap your fingers, and the Bears are going to be 5-4 or 6-3.

Speaker 1 And this was when they were 0-2 and looked god-awful after getting absolutely killed by the Lions. So they did it.
They did that part.

Speaker 1 This was the easiest part of their schedule. The things get very tough after this, but it was an awesome game for Caleb Williams again, where he just, he's, he's clutch.
I don't know what else to say.

Speaker 1 He's clutch. Like, he did not.
I know that there'll be what-ifs in this game because Jackson Dart was a problem. He was phenomenal when he was in the game.

Speaker 1 He was running the ball everywhere, passing the ball. Like, yet they just couldn't.
Every third down, it felt like the Bears had no chance because Jackson Dart was playing that well.

Speaker 1 He gets concussed. Russ comes in.
So I understand the what-ifs.

Speaker 1 You can also play the what-ifs the other way where if you're watching the game, DJ Moore drops an unbelievable pass by Caleb Williams like 40 yards down the field on the run.

Speaker 1 Zacchaeus drops a sure touchdown. Like there were, there were moments where Caleb was making big plays.
His receivers were not like catching the ball.

Speaker 1 And I thought that what like the game, the Bears in the last couple of years or forever, in these situations do not win these games.

Speaker 1 Caleb Williams has that clutch scene where they're down 10 with six minutes left. He goes on a 91-yard drive and then goes on a 53-yard drive, both touchdowns.
And it's like, yeah,

Speaker 1 when the lights get bright and the back is against the wall, he comes up with big plays.

Speaker 5 Caleb's learned how to use his legs in a way where he just it doesn't look like he's panicking as much as he did in the years past, where he gets on the run, starts scrambling.

Speaker 5 In the past, he'd like run his way out of his own shoes or run his way into making a a stupid throw. And now it's like he's slowed down by like 5%.
Yeah. And he's thinking 5% more.

Speaker 5 And it's making a big difference.

Speaker 1 The fact that Caleb didn't get sacked in this game,

Speaker 1 he was getting out of rushes that looked like he was absolutely doomed.

Speaker 5 Yeah, the pressure to sack ratio in this game has got to be tough to deal with for the Giants.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they were all over him, and

Speaker 1 it was awesome. So yeah,

Speaker 1 I've talked about it at length. If you want, I think we're getting to the point, too, where

Speaker 1 you got to have a a conversation with people in your life because they're mad about the Bears because there are a lot of people who are mad about the Bears.

Speaker 1 And I'll be the first to say, have I said at any point in this season that we are a good team?

Speaker 5 I don't think I've heard that.

Speaker 1 I have not. And I'm not ready to say it yet because if you look at who the Bears have beaten, they beaten the Cowboys, the Raiders, the Commanders, Saints, Bengals, and Giants.

Speaker 1 Those are six of the worst 10 teams in the NFL right now.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to delude myself. We have a very tough schedule coming up.
We've got to play the Vikings. We've got to play the Lions.
We got to play the Packers twice.

Speaker 1 We got to play the Eagles, the Seahawks, the 49ers, the Steelers. It just goes on and on and on.

Speaker 1 But the gateway was all about getting to this point at 6-3 and 5-4 where you are basically guaranteed to play meaningful football in December.

Speaker 1 If the Bears can find a way to go, whatever it is, 4-5 down the stretch. They will be like, they can tread water and still be playing meaningful football for a team that has a lot of holes.

Speaker 1 Their defense is still bad,

Speaker 1 but the culture is changing and they're winning games that they normally wouldn't have won. And you can feel the belief and like the difference in the team in the locker room and the vibe.

Speaker 1 And that's Ben Johnson.

Speaker 5 And offensive coordinator, James Adunze. Yeah.

Speaker 1 First play of the game was to Rome,

Speaker 1 which he said afterward, thanks, Dad. Thanks, Dad.
But yeah, I appreciate that. I'm just excited.
They're a fun team to watch, and Caleb is very fun in these pressure situations where

Speaker 1 When we are down late in the fourth quarter and Caleb has a ball, it's like, we got a chance. Yeah.
Whereas normally, that's not the situation. It was, you know, Justin Fields or Mitch.

Speaker 1 That was not the situation. You did not feel like we had a chance.

Speaker 5 And Colson Loveland.

Speaker 5 He's kind of been unlocked a little bit. Yeah.
Now, should we have a conversation about the Giants and what they are going to do?

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, they shouldn't have... Russell Wilson as the backup.

Speaker 5 That's disgusting that Russell Wilson comes into the game.

Speaker 5 You had Jameis doing everything on the sidelines praying with Russ. Yeah.

Speaker 1 The game,

Speaker 1 so the the way this game went down, I was sitting there frustrated, being like, this sucks. But again, I went into this game being like,

Speaker 1 I don't think the Bears are some great team. So you can lose to anyone.
It's not a, there's no given wins when you, when you have a defense like the Bears have is defensively.

Speaker 1 If you make a few mistakes, you're going to lose a game. The minute Russ came in, though, I was like, it's a must-win.
You can't lose to Russ now. Yeah.
And he did have that screen pass

Speaker 1 that went for like 60 yards. That was like, holy shit, we're about to lose to Russ.

Speaker 5 A dot, but he also had a few other Russ Wilson plays. Why isn't it's it's malpractice?

Speaker 1 It doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 5 Listen, I like Brian Dable. The fact that he has Russ Wilson starting or coming in second off the bench instead of Jameis is it's malpractice as a coach.
It makes zero sense.

Speaker 5 I think that's actually a worse mistake than losing four consecutive games

Speaker 5 where you have a lead by 10 or more points.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the Giants have lost their

Speaker 1 point differential in the fourth quarter alone is minus 47 on the season. Obviously, the Broncos game did a lot of heavy lifting there.
They've given up 115 fourth quarter points. Yeah.
115.

Speaker 5 So in the Cowboys, Broncos, and Bears games, this is the Giants'

Speaker 5 winning percentage, or

Speaker 5 I guess probability, win probability in the fourth quarter of those three games. 92.3%

Speaker 5 against the Cowboys, 99.3% against the Broncos, 96.9%

Speaker 5 against the Bears.

Speaker 1 Not great.

Speaker 5 Like, Dable, if he was about to get fired after the Broncos game,

Speaker 5 I feel like this might be a bad week for Brian Dable. Yeah.
It feels like this is

Speaker 5 tough to come back from. It is.
And his hope was that Jackson Dart was going to lift him out, which he might have done today because Jackson Dart

Speaker 5 ran the ball really well, played well.

Speaker 5 But without Dart, it's like, what use do we have for you, Brian?

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, the Giants are in. I mean, Jackson Dart,

Speaker 1 he was very impressive. Yeah.
That is that the Giants have a guy in Jackson Dart. Like, he was a problem, and the Bears did not have an answer to the problem of Jackson Dart for three quarters.

Speaker 1 Also, shout out to C.J. Gardner Johnson.
He's been awesome. I think he has three sacks and a forced fumble since coming to the Bears, and he's been everywhere.

Speaker 1 Dennis Allen's been using him perfectly in a secondary that needs all the help it can get. I'm just having six to three is fun.

Speaker 1 I'm in the point, too, where

Speaker 1 there's a lot of people angry, a lot of Packers fans angry. Saw some maybe Jaden Daniels fans angry,

Speaker 1 some Lions fans angry about the Bears being 6-3. And I'm like in the madmen meme.
Like, I don't even think about you at this point because I'm just enjoying 6-3. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And it's probably not going to last, but I'm enjoying 6-3 and the opportunity to play some meaningful football in December.

Speaker 5 Yeah, 6-3 is a great set of numbers to see next to your team name.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So, this, by the way, you want to hear a sad stat? Yeah.

Speaker 1 This is the first time since October 13th, 2024,

Speaker 1 over a year

Speaker 1 ago, that the Badgers and Bears both won on the same weekend. Combined, I was 11-24 since October 13th, 2024.

Speaker 1 First good football weekend since pre-Halloween last year.

Speaker 5 Just have a Saturday and a Sunday. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Enjoy. She'd be like, that was fun.
I enjoyed football this weekend. Yeah.
I had a good time. And I love Caleb.
And he's fucking

Speaker 1 that his that run that he had, not the touchdown run, the run before that set up

Speaker 1 the touchdown to go down three.

Speaker 1 He just, guys can't bring him down. He just finds angles.
Yeah, I mean, moving around.

Speaker 5 In the fourth quarter, to do what he's done this season, I would have a lot of confidence in him. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's fun to watch. And the defense needs to...

Speaker 1 Defense is going to, it's going to be a problem when we play really explosive offenses offenses and teams that can take advantage of it because you don't know how long you can, like, I'm bracing myself for a very bad Black Friday with the Eagles in Philadelphia.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Because I just know.
I don't think if you're like, hey, do you think the Bears are on par with the top of the NFC? The answer is no.

Speaker 5 Do you have any primetime games?

Speaker 1 That one. And then I think that's it.
I think that's it. I think we, I know we play, we play at Minnesota next week.

Speaker 1 That's going to be a big test, too, because Caleb has not done well against the division yeah obviously last year was a bad we were on a bad team he was on a bad team but you have nine or Sunday night football nine or Sunday night football so that that could or could not be in the Packers and the Lions at the end of the year also oh yeah because that's one's a sat Packers is a Saturday game so that's a standalone game I think that's the the game yeah

Speaker 1 that's a Saturday game and then the Black Friday game against the Eagles which will be on whatever streaming that Lions could be flexed at the end of the season too I will see it's It's going to be fun.

Speaker 1 We have a gauntlet schedule coming up.

Speaker 1 There's no gimmis.

Speaker 1 Every game,

Speaker 1 I'd say we're probably going to be underdogs in every game

Speaker 1 except for the Browns.

Speaker 5 That looks. Yeah.
That's

Speaker 5 home against the Steelers, maybe?

Speaker 1 Maybe, depending on how to do it.

Speaker 5 If you beat the Vikings.

Speaker 1 Whose line is it anyway? What's the Vikings Bears line next week?

Speaker 5 Vikings three.

Speaker 1 On DraftKings. Vikings by three.

Speaker 1 I would say Vikings minus one and a half.

Speaker 4 On the DraftKings Sportsbook, it is Vikings minus three.

Speaker 1 Oh, so there you go. So, yeah, we're not going to be favored in any games except maybe the Browns game.

Speaker 1 Who will be favored in the Browns game? Oh, you like the Hungry Dog there?

Speaker 1 Is the Hungry Dog still alive? Nope. Oh.

Speaker 4 49ers. Ah, shit.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, we'll see.

Speaker 1 I'm excited. 6-3 feels good, and

Speaker 1 it bothers people. People have to have a conversation because they...

Speaker 1 I think, wouldn't you say, PFD, it's you can't be accused of being a fraud team if you're if you kind of know that, like, this is what it is.

Speaker 1 It's we're six and three, but we, we've beaten bad teams, and there's going to be some tough games coming up. Well, I, no one's putting the Bears out of their power rankings.

Speaker 5 I think that it to be considered a fraud, too. If you've been blowing out the bad teams, then you could be a fraud.

Speaker 1 And be at the top of power rankings. Yeah, yeah.
Like, oh, you're a top five team in the NFL. No one's got the Bears as a top five team in NFL.

Speaker 5 You're in dog fights. You're coming back.
So that way it's tough to really overrate you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So hopefully the dog fights continue and hopefully we can

Speaker 5 you know like i said six and three you're you're gonna be bears are gonna be in the hunt at least until mid-december for fans of of historically uh losing franchises being at this point of the year and just seeing a record that's above 500 is just such a breath of fresh air yeah it feels it feels awesome we're 17th on the aspm power rankings Fuck ESPN, dude.

Speaker 1 When are we going to get this figured out?

Speaker 1 What the fuck?

Speaker 4 Tomorrow's got to be a turning point.

Speaker 1 It has to be. Although

Speaker 1 they got kind of bodied by how good Penn State Indiana was. They'd be like, I didn't even miss whatever game was on.
I think it was Texas Tech BYU. But

Speaker 5 if they didn't bring it back after Dancing with the Stars, now you've really reached 100% of the turbulence. That's the gun ass.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 But last Monday was a stinker. Tomorrow's going to be Make or Break.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because I feel like a lot of people probably will cave.

Speaker 4 If people can stay strong tomorrow, though, then... Stay strong.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 Stay strong. You're going to get a bunch of people from Philly that maybe didn't know that their YouTube TV didn't work for that game that are going to be very upset.

Speaker 1 My mom sent our family a group text this morning being like,

Speaker 1 first of all, it's bullshit

Speaker 1 that coming off of a buy, I still have to wait another day to watch the Eagles,

Speaker 1 which I agree with. And then she said, second of all, ESPN better figure this out so I can watch tomorrow.

Speaker 5 Yeah. Hey, ESPN, you remember what happened to Hitchbot?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Think about what they can do to you.

Speaker 1 I have cable so I can still watch it, but the I tried to watch it on the ESPN app on my TV, and they wouldn't let me watch it.

Speaker 5 Yeah, because it sucks loading.

Speaker 1 No, but it's just like, you don't have this service. I'm like, how do I not have this service?

Speaker 4 It's just to pay

Speaker 6 more.

Speaker 1 It's a separate thing. But I have.
I bought ESPN. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's crazy. You have to sign up with your provider.

Speaker 1 I did.

Speaker 1 It's crazy. I swear to God, they're just...
SAS said, and I believe him, he said that ESPN is making people pay $15 extra a month for sound on red zone.

Speaker 4 So greedy.

Speaker 1 Is that crazy?

Speaker 4 So greedy.

Speaker 5 Max is processing the joke.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 he's got nothing. It's okay.
Let's go to the next one. All right, let's go to the next game.
I love Kale Williams. That's my final thought.
Ravens, 27, Vikings, 19. Ravens are back.
Fully back.

Speaker 1 Fully, fully back.

Speaker 5 Fully back. Great.
It was Harbaugh's first win in Minnesota. Now he's won in every single NFL city.
Okay. So that's a nice game.
So yeah, he collected all of them.

Speaker 5 Yeah, Derrick Henry didn't have the best game if you go by the stats, but he was still running the ball pretty effectively. Lamar ran the ball effectively.

Speaker 5 He had that nice, was that a fourth down that he converted with his legs? A little like fake tush-push pitch out to Lamar. Yeah, the Ravens are fully back, and it's their defense.

Speaker 5 It really is their defense because before they went on this little turnaround after the bye week, their defense was one of the worst in the NFL. And it seems like maybe they fixed that.

Speaker 5 Now, is that they fixed it or was it J.J. McCarthy just airmailing a couple interceptions?

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 one of those games, so the stats are the first five weeks of the season, the Ravens were giving up 35.4 points per game. The last four games, they also had

Speaker 1 two takeaways in that time. The last four games, they've had eight takeaways, and they're giving up 14.5 points a game.
And you could say, yeah, J.J. McCarthy, you know, rookie quarterback.

Speaker 1 One of those games was against the Rams, who are one of the best teams in the NFL. And

Speaker 1 they had, what's his name, Cooper Rush playing quarterback. So they have not given up.
In the last four games, they have not let an opponent score more than 20 points. Yeah.
That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 The Ravens feel like they are back. And their offense was a little slow to start today.

Speaker 1 And yes, the fumble on the kickoff did kind of, that was, I don't know if, if they, I think someone has a chart where it's like the most consequential

Speaker 1 plays in a game that has to be up there because it was 12 to 10 Ravens. The Vikings fumble the kickoff.
Then all of a sudden it's 19-10 Ravens. But still, the Ravens are back.

Speaker 5 Yeah, so in the three losses that Lamar has this season, the defense has given up at least 37 points in those three. And what were the stats that you just said? Was it only three touchdowns allowed?

Speaker 1 They have.

Speaker 1 The Ravens, in the first five games of the season, gave up 35 points a game. In the last four games, they've given up 14 points a game.

Speaker 1 They have not let an opponent score more than 20 points in the last four games.

Speaker 5 Yeah, they've only given up three touchdowns on defense. Now, when it comes to special teams and tournaments, that's different.

Speaker 5 But in the last, since the bye week, they've only given up three touchdowns on defense. It seems like they fixed it.
And today, Derrick Henry also shattered another record in a long list of records.

Speaker 5 He finally broke his high school rushing record.

Speaker 1 Oh, let's go.

Speaker 5 Ten seasons into the NFL. He now has

Speaker 5 over 12,124 yards. His high school career rushing yards in four seasons, 12,124 yards.

Speaker 5 So he finally did it.

Speaker 1 I also also don't know if that was the right recipe for the Vikings in terms of J.J. McCarthy throwing it 42 times.

Speaker 5 I don't think that it is, and I don't think it's the right recipe for

Speaker 5 Jeddahs either. Yeah, well, he seems like he's starting to check out a little bit.

Speaker 1 Both of the interceptions thrown by J.J. McCarthy were targeting Justin Jefferson.
Yeah, trying to do it. Targeting loosely.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, one of them was really bad. The other one was kind of like they got tangled up.

Speaker 1 But yeah, 42 times passing the ball, 18 times running the ball ball for the Vikings, and they average 5.7 yards per pass attempt and 6.7 yards per rush attempt. That feels screwed.

Speaker 5 It does. Well, also at the end of the game, when JJ was taken off a little bit, like it was against more of a...

Speaker 1 You mean nine?

Speaker 5 Yeah, when nine was... Well, no, that wasn't nine today.

Speaker 1 I think it was still nine.

Speaker 5 No, this is nine is when he wins. Nine is in the fourth quarter when he wins a game.
He was getting a lot of looks where he could just take off with his feet and try to get a first down.

Speaker 5 So I think some of those rushing yards, but you're right, the overlying point, which is that they just need to pound the fucking rock and let him throw for 170 yards.

Speaker 1 Yeah, let JJ beat JJ.

Speaker 5 Let JJ be nine.

Speaker 1 Let JJ be nine. Yeah.
Let him be nine. Let him do his thing.
Yep. The Ravens are so back, though.
This is,

Speaker 1 we all, credit to us. No, yeah, we didn't.

Speaker 5 We didn't fall for it. Nope.

Speaker 1 We did not fall for it.

Speaker 1 They are going to be just fine. If you could actually point to where the Ravens were back was probably when Snoop Huntley beat the Bears.
That was a must-win with Lamar still out. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And winning that game propelled them to, they're now one game away from being back to 500, and they play the Browns and the Jets and the Bengals their next three games.

Speaker 5 They've got a great schedule coming up. Great schedule.
Get the Steelers twice. They have the Patriots still.
Yep.

Speaker 1 Hank, mark it right now.

Speaker 5 Are you guys going to bench your starters at that point? December 21st?

Speaker 1 That's week 16.

Speaker 4 No.

Speaker 5 So what's the spread going to be?

Speaker 5 In Baltimore?

Speaker 4 Baltimore minus two and a half.

Speaker 1 Okay. Oh, jot it down.

Speaker 5 Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 5 Are you afraid of the Ravens?

Speaker 4 Again, I think

Speaker 4 Ravens, Bills, Chiefs are all teams I would not, like, I'd be pretty scared to play in the playoffs. And I feel like they would have an edge over us just because they have so much playoff experience.

Speaker 4 And the Ravens and... The Ravens and Bills, like, they're fighting for their lives in the playoffs.
Yeah. They know, you know, they've been there.
They've kind of choked.

Speaker 4 They haven't gotten to where they think they need to go. Like,

Speaker 4 they're going to be gunning for everything, and they're not going to maybe feel

Speaker 4 the pressure the way the Patriots would. So, Ravens, Bills, and Chiefs are the three teams that scare me, to your point earlier.

Speaker 5 Now, do you think that Kevin O'Connell actually played scout team Lamar this week? Was that the rumor? He said that he was going to do it. He might have been joking, but

Speaker 5 I believe it. I think he might have done it.

Speaker 1 That's one of those ones that I bet you. Kevin O'Connell feels like he's got a little psycho to him.
I think that's fair to say.

Speaker 1 That he says it as a joke to the media to cover his ass in case any of the media, like during one of the practice sessions, catches him doing it. Yep.

Speaker 1 And they're like, he's getting ahead of it because you don't want to have a situation where the media is like, hey, we saw you running around with the jersey on. What the fuck was that?

Speaker 1 He just let everyone know and then laughed a little so that they'd be like, aha, he's joking. No, no, he did it.

Speaker 5 He might also say that and and then hear the media being like, he's clearly joking because he can't be Lamar. And then he's like, I'll show them.
Yeah. I'll fucking show him.
I got this.

Speaker 1 I got this.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the Ravens are back.

Speaker 1 If you're someone who buried him, maybe I don't know. I'm trying to think if we ever said anything.

Speaker 5 I think a lot of people knew not to bury them. You can't.
Because, yes, the defense was terrible to start the year. Guess what? Their defense to start the year last year was awful, too.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 They just,

Speaker 5 they fix it. They make a few tweaks.
You get Malachi Starks picking off balls.

Speaker 5 It all looks different. Yeah.

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Speaker 1 Okay, wrapping up the afternoon games. We have Texans 36, Jaguars 29.

Speaker 1 They forgot about Davis Mills, PFT. They did.

Speaker 5 Javis Mills is a certified Jaguars killer. He is.
So if you look at his career, Davis Mills is 6-19 as a starter.

Speaker 5 Half of his wins, three of them, have come against the Jaguars.

Speaker 1 I was thinking about it. How weird is it? Like, it doesn't get talked about enough that Davis Mills essentially, he was drafted in the third round by the Texans.

Speaker 1 He was given pretty much two full years to be a starter, proved that he was not good enough to be a starter, and then just stayed with the Texans. I like that.
It doesn't happen. Like,

Speaker 1 everywhere else, if you draft a guy and he doesn't work out, he's gone.

Speaker 5 I think that Davis Mills, when he got the starting gig, he was just like, I'm just, I know I'm a backup. I got backup DNA.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I like it too. He, he basically just said, yeah, I'm just gonna be the backup for the Texans for the next 10 years.
Like, I'm good with that.

Speaker 5 How tall is he? 6'5, 6'6? With the neck? With the neck. 6'7 ⁇ .
Neck included. 6'8.
Yeah. I mean, he just drafted.
Yeah, listen, being a backup quarterback for one franchise is not a bad gig to have.

Speaker 5 Yeah. He just, he didn't have any aspirations of doing anything else.
I respect that.

Speaker 1 I was just trying to think about it. Like,

Speaker 1 does that have? I'm just trying to jog my memory. Usually, yeah, they might stick around for a year or two, but like

Speaker 1 they usually will go somewhere else and the team will be like, all right, we're going to find someone else because it's kind of awkward.

Speaker 1 You were the starter, now you're the backup, but it's like, yeah.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I don't think that Davis Mills did anything when he was the starter for him to like realistically say, you know what, I deserve a shot.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 He's very self-aware. But he was awesome.

Speaker 1 And this game was crazy because with 133 left in the third quarter, the Jaguars go up 29 to 10. They have a long drive to go up 29 to 10.
Game over. Game over.

Speaker 1 Except for you forgot about Davis Mills because in the

Speaker 1 fourth quarter alone, he had three total touchdowns, two passing, one running.

Speaker 1 And it was, yeah, I mean, they were driving, they were down 29-10 in the fourth quarter with Davis Mills driving, and he ends up with like over 100 yards passing in the fourth quarter alone.

Speaker 1 And they forgot about Davis Mills. And the Texans season, while on life support, survives another day because this was a game where if they lost this and go go to three and six, it's pretty much over.

Speaker 1 Now they can get C.J.

Speaker 1 Stroud back and they can maybe fight and scratch and claw to try to get that last seed in the AFC, especially because right now the owner of that seed is the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Speaker 5 So I was thinking about this and I believe that the difference between three and seven and four and six is the biggest one-game swing possible.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 it would have been three and six or four and five.

Speaker 5 Okay, so now it's now we're at four and five. Yeah, yeah, that's four and five.
All right, four and five, very much still alive, I think.

Speaker 1 It's well, looking at the AFC, it's basically right now if you had to kick someone out, I would say it's the Steelers.

Speaker 1 We'll talk about that game at the end, but it would be the Steelers, but it would be kicked out for the Ravens. Right.

Speaker 1 And then the Chiefs, you would think, would find a way in, and the Jaguars would be out, but I don't know. Who knows? I mean, there's

Speaker 1 a lot of football left. There's a lot of football left, and

Speaker 1 there's a steep fall-off. Basically, the Texans have survived to not fall into the Bengals and below division.

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 1 there's an 11 through 16 in the AFC that is just, okay, the season's over. And

Speaker 1 they staved off being in that section for another week.

Speaker 5 Yeah, their defense is good enough to keep them in it, and their offense is...

Speaker 5 If the Browns had the Texans' offense, they would find themselves in a similar situation from where the Texans are right now.

Speaker 5 Their offense is serviceable enough if you keep them outside of the five-yard line where it becomes just impossible for them to score.

Speaker 5 And it was actually very smart what they did at the end. They took a couple penalties to back them up to the 14, and then they were able to score on offense

Speaker 5 to take the lead.

Speaker 5 But the 29 to 10 deficit that you're talking about, that's actually

Speaker 5 the biggest blown lead in Jaguars' history, which I would have thought that they were capable of blowing a much bigger lead.

Speaker 1 Just regular season? Oh, no, that was the Chargers who blew to the battlefield.

Speaker 5 The Chargers blew their very situation that way. Yeah, but the Jaguars, I guess, just haven't had huge leads that frequently to blow.

Speaker 5 But it's the second biggest comeback in Texans history that they had here. The touchdown, his time expired, that was a bit unnecessary for a lot of people at home that were watching that game.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I don't. I understand.
I feel your pain.

Speaker 1 I feel like, though, the Jaguars

Speaker 1 were,

Speaker 1 for the most part, it was a pick'em where the Jaguars were minus one and a half. So I don't think, unless I, I mean, I bet the Jaguars right before the game, and it was a pick'em.

Speaker 5 I think earlier in the week before they announced the Davis Mills.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. So, yeah, that's, you know, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
I think it was like one and a half points for a few people. But I know the Jaguars are minus one and a half from Wednesday on.

Speaker 1 The Daniel Hunter was insane. Will Anderson is insane.
They had two and a half sacks just in the fourth quarter alone.

Speaker 1 And this is the Jaguars just have only themselves to blame for this because they were completely controlling this game and they went into turtle mode.

Speaker 1 They went run, run, pass on three three and outs in the fourth quarter that took a total of three minutes. Like, I don't understand it.
Just keep playing your offense. Keep trying to win the game.

Speaker 1 Don't just run the ball up the middle and then get into a third and long incomplete pass punt, which is what they did on two consecutive

Speaker 1 possessions in the fourth quarter. That's how you let a team come back down 19.

Speaker 5 So D'Amico Ryan, so the amp his team up for this game showed his showed his squad a video of a boxer who dislocated his shoulder shoulder and still knocked his opponent out on Saturday night.

Speaker 5 Can we figure out what boxer that was?

Speaker 1 Who dislocated their shoulder?

Speaker 5 I mean, it seems like it's big-time Nate Diaz vibes.

Speaker 4 He didn't box. He didn't box.

Speaker 5 I know, but he's a fighter that would do something like that.

Speaker 5 I got to figure out who this boxer was that he showed the clips of.

Speaker 4 Danny Williams. Yeah, Danny Williams.

Speaker 5 So it was a Danny Williams markup. He was a man.

Speaker 1 He was a Potter in 2000. After dislocating his right arm, he fought with one arm for two rounds before landing a knockout blow with his left uppercut.
That's pretty good.

Speaker 5 All right, so that got the boys amped up.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 And yeah, the Texans, they're definitely still alive. I mean, the Jaguars being 5-4 and in that seventh spot right now,

Speaker 5 that looks like the team that

Speaker 1 they're just holding it for the Chiefs?

Speaker 5 They're hanging on to it, yeah.

Speaker 1 Although,

Speaker 1 who threw it out there, memes, did you say that maybe the Chiefs won't make the playoffs? I did. You want to stand on that? Sure.
The Chiefs won't make the playoffs.

Speaker 1 Oh, you're saying the Chiefs won't make the playoffs. Well, there's a lot of teams.

Speaker 1 There are a lot of teams. You are absolutely friends.

Speaker 1 There are a lot of teams. And after what Chris Long said, they don't have the pass rush.

Speaker 1 They don't have linebackers.

Speaker 5 They do have Justin Reed.

Speaker 1 They do have Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 1 Did you forget about Patrick Mahomes?

Speaker 1 Trevor Lawrence is a quarterback. He's a quarterback.
He certainly is.

Speaker 5 Lamar Jackson.

Speaker 1 Also, it was unfair at the end of this game with the Shadows and the Sun.

Speaker 1 The Jaguars had to have like 17 seconds, which I wish they had been able to attempt to kick because Cam Little obviously has the record from last week. They

Speaker 1 basically had to do the entire 17 seconds just directly in this one patch of sun.

Speaker 5 Yeah, it was so mean.

Speaker 1 That was so mean. Like, I don't know how you operate.

Speaker 1 They got to think about something with this sun situation.

Speaker 5 We had a sun problem in the NFL. Yeah.

Speaker 1 For sure.

Speaker 5 Maybe it's just a Texas sun problem.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Figure out a different way to design.

Speaker 5 Isn't yeah, NRG Stadium, you get a roof.

Speaker 1 Let's use our roofs. Let the sun go.
Yeah, stop with the windows. Put some curtains up.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I don't like it.

Speaker 1 That's one of those things, though, that if.

Speaker 5 Although I do feel if the sun is at your back, that probably adds like five yards to the kick.

Speaker 1 That is one of those things that the curtains in, if they put up curtains in Houston or Dallas. I know they have curtains in Dallas.

Speaker 1 I bet you those curtains cost like... $300,000 or something ridiculous.

Speaker 5 To have a curtain big enough to fuck out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like some outrageous price. It's like, damn, that's a lot of money for curtains.

Speaker 1 It's like, just give me a bed sheet

Speaker 1 and some duct tape.

Speaker 5 But if an NFL owner could build something to block out the sun, it would be Jerry Jones. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 He would do that. Absolutely.
Yeah, so the Texans still alive in the Jaguars.

Speaker 1 They're just frustrating.

Speaker 1 And for Jaguars fans, especially.

Speaker 5 I still don't know if the Jaguars are good. I don't think that they're good.
I'm willing to say it.

Speaker 5 I don't think they're good either. I think that they are like a slightly below-average team.

Speaker 1 I think their good looks great,

Speaker 1 and their bad.

Speaker 1 Well, it's just basically the Chiefs, they won their Super Bowl and they beat the Chiefs on Monday Night Football. Yeah.
It's kind of been all bad. They've lost three out of four since that moment.

Speaker 1 Now, it was against some very good teams in the Seahawks and Rams, but they just blew a 19-point lead and needed overtime to beat the Raiders. So, yeah, I'm going to say not good.

Speaker 5 I think that their bad is worse than their good is good.

Speaker 1 Their bad is worse than their good is good. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Their good is okay.

Speaker 5 And their bad is dog shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they have the Chargers next. They're going to...

Speaker 1 Nah, yeah. Chargers outdoors.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 5 they could still make the playoffs and not be very good.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of teams.

Speaker 1 The seven spot feels that way in both conferences. Okay,

Speaker 1 here's a team that could make the playoffs. Jets 27, Browns 20.
Are we believing memes?

Speaker 1 No, they're not making the playoffs.

Speaker 1 This was a culture. I would say this is a culture win for the culture.

Speaker 5 This is for the culture.

Speaker 1 This was what we were saying earlier.

Speaker 1 You trade guys away and everyone assumes that

Speaker 1 everyone's giving up and the team has no chance. The Jets prove that, hey, the culture, we're building the culture.
Aaron Glenn, we're going to be a team that we're proud of.

Speaker 1 Maybe not right now, but soon.

Speaker 1 Yeah, soon. Ish.
Soon-ish. Ish.
This is a good win, though, memes. Special teams,

Speaker 1 incredible. Special teams stepped up.
99-yard kick return and then a 74-yard punt return.

Speaker 1 The Jets had 62 total yards of offense in the first half and were in tied 17-17. Pretty good.
Their offense was not good, but it doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 Credit to Justin Field. He spread the ball around.

Speaker 5 He didn't complete even one pass to a single receiver today.

Speaker 1 Still got a win. Pretty crazy.
Will McDonald was a terror. Will McDonald was very good.
Jermaine Johnson was very good.

Speaker 1 Defense tackles were very good. We lost our starting corner.
He's a rookie almost immediately. So I thought we were going to be in big trouble, but defense stayed strong.
Defense stayed strong.

Speaker 1 And Brees Hall is awesome still.

Speaker 1 He's still a very good player. He took that screen.
So Justin Fields was 6 for 11 for 54 yards, and 42 of them were on a screen pass to Brees Hall. Yeah, it was a 40 two-yard touchdown pass.

Speaker 1 He has a dot. So he had 12 yards other than that.
Five for 10 for 12 yards.

Speaker 5 Listen, Justin Fields is just there to manage the game.

Speaker 1 Why aren't we taking his under on every game?

Speaker 5 All right, he's just managing the game.

Speaker 1 Why aren't we taking his unders every game?

Speaker 1 I guess I'm saying no. It's all right.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't do that. Why?

Speaker 1 I would only do that if they play a top 10 defense. Okay.

Speaker 1 Fair. Fair.
So Broncos were two, Browns were three. Okay, that's actually very fair.
Yeah. They played the Patriots on Thursday.
They're top 10 defense, so I would take his Unders. Unders.
Unders.

Speaker 1 What happens if you win on Thursday? Oh, man.

Speaker 5 It's on.

Speaker 1 What happens if you win on Thursday?

Speaker 1 I wouldn't let us win on Thursday. Oh, you wouldn't?

Speaker 5 I just wouldn't. You wouldn't do it?

Speaker 1 You don't want... If the Jets win on Thursday,

Speaker 1 things could be happening. Things could be happening.
I don't think they're going to happen.

Speaker 1 Whose line is it anyway on Thursday? I know what it is. I know what it is as well.
Oh.

Speaker 5 Let's see. Where's the game?

Speaker 1 Foxborough.

Speaker 5 In Foxborough. I'm going to say Patriots by

Speaker 1 8.5.

Speaker 1 I was going to say

Speaker 1 11?

Speaker 1 10. Close.
10. 10.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 5 I like the Jets memes.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't want to see you guys win. Whoa, Hank.
That was a mean laugh. PFG is a hater.
I like it. He makes me laugh.
I'm not a hater.

Speaker 4 He makes me laugh how sad you are now.

Speaker 1 I'm not a hater of the Patriots.

Speaker 5 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 That is a lie. Oh, no.
I'm a hater of you.

Speaker 5 Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 It's completely, it has nothing to do with it.

Speaker 4 Transitive property.

Speaker 4 You're a hater of it.

Speaker 5 That's an accurate use of transitive property, yeah.

Speaker 1 You're a hater of Gaz and Hank. There's one in the same place.

Speaker 5 Hank did nothing, and he acts like the history of success in Boston sports is because of him.

Speaker 4 I do not think that.

Speaker 5 I didn't say that you thought that. I said you act like it.

Speaker 1 We have now watched this punt or kick return 75 times.

Speaker 1 I'm just leaving it up for memes.

Speaker 5 Hank, I just want to see memes.

Speaker 1 That was a mean laugh what you did.

Speaker 1 That was just a laugh.

Speaker 4 PFT is a confirmed, funny guy.

Speaker 5 I want memes to be happy.

Speaker 1 I do, too.

Speaker 1 Not on Thursday.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 4 No, but the way PFT said, I like the Jets. It just made me laugh.
I do love it.

Speaker 1 Well, per my metrics.

Speaker 5 I had the Patriots at 8.5 points favorite. Turns out it's 10.5.

Speaker 5 Ipso Ipso facto, mathematically, I like the jets. We need to start tracking our

Speaker 1 power rankings versus how the games end up going.

Speaker 1 Wonder if we're ever, like, if there's anything to it, the gut reaction, because I do that sometimes where on a Sunday night, after we finish the show, I'll go down the entire card for the next week and be like, here's what I think, and then wait.

Speaker 1 three or four days and then just flip them all. Just go gut reaction because you're just stupid, you know?

Speaker 5 Do we think that this was a good coaching job by Aaron Glenn today?

Speaker 1 Would say yes. Yeah.
Yeah. Wins a win.
Yeah. The Browns fucking stink.

Speaker 5 Teams were 225 and 0 when holding their opponents to 175 or fewer yards and not turning the ball over going into today. And the Jets are now that one team that won.

Speaker 1 Whoa.

Speaker 5 That's an impressive win. I guess you got to say that's an impressive win.

Speaker 1 Defying all odds. All odds.
Yeah, and I think they did everything to lose this game. Not special teams.
Not special teams, but like I'm saying they traded their two best players on defense.

Speaker 1 They left Justin Fields in the entire game.

Speaker 1 And they ended up winning.

Speaker 1 They should have lost that game.

Speaker 5 I like how one of the data points is they left their starting quarterback in for the entire game. They've pulled him for less.
I know. It's true.

Speaker 5 Today was a tough day to be a Justin Fields supporter besides that one, that dot to Brees Hall for 42.

Speaker 5 Win is a win. It is crazy that he didn't complete more than one pass to any receiver on the team.

Speaker 1 No, as soon as he threw that interception, he was never throwing again. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And he also threw one. Garrett Wilson ended up limping.
I think you just have to shut him down for the rest of the season. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Was that a soft benching?

Speaker 1 Not a soft benching. He had a dislocated knee from the Broncos game.
I think he re-hurt it. I think you just got to shut him down.
Oh, a dislocated knee sounds so bad. Yeah.

Speaker 1 The Browns, I've said this a couple weeks ago, but it is just the same story every single week for the Browns. In their losses, and I'll do it again real quick.
These are their losses.

Speaker 1 At halftime, down four, lost by one. At halftime, down seven, lost by 24.
At halftime, down 13, lost by 24. At halftime, up three, lost by four.
At halftime, down three, lost by 14.

Speaker 1 At halftime, down two, lost by 19. At halftime, today, tied, lost by seven.
It's the same story every single week for the Browns.

Speaker 1 They're competitive for a half of football, and then they lose the game. And they just can't.
Dylan Gabriel, he is their.

Speaker 1 Kevin Savanzi said, we're going to stick with Dylan Gabriel. I think it's just tank-a-thon.
They're going to probably take another quarterback. And Miles Garrett just continues to be frustrated.

Speaker 1 But guess what, Miles Garrett? You did take the money. So you can't really say anything.
Like, you had the fork in the road where you demanded a trade.

Speaker 1 And if you had just stuck with it, you probably would have gotten a trade. Instead, you took the money.

Speaker 5 And I do think that the Browns probably should have traded him.

Speaker 5 Yeah, probably. I don't think that that, like, Miles Garrett's going to be upset and frustrated for probably the rest of his career in Cleveland.

Speaker 5 And the Browns aren't going to take advantage of having the best defensive player in the league on their team. Yeah.
So,

Speaker 5 yeah, I don't know why that ended up not happening. Yeah.
I don't know why, like, what changed Miles Garrett's tomb besides

Speaker 5 a shitload of money. A lot of money.

Speaker 1 That they had.

Speaker 5 Also, shout out Max B. Max B at the game today.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Max B was in office on Friday. Recurring guest.
Shout out Max B. Yeah, Max B was here doing an office tour.
So, and then he was at the game.

Speaker 4 Shout out Max B.

Speaker 4 Real

Speaker 1 Code Boys will be real AWLs will know the Max B, Max B confusion.

Speaker 5 All time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Max B, you're pumped. Max B got freed.

Speaker 4 We did it. I love Max B.
Yeah. Shout out Max B.

Speaker 1 We've been trying to free him for what, nine years?

Speaker 4 He's been in jail since I was like 15.

Speaker 1 What did he do? Murder. Oh.

Speaker 1 Well, I don't know. Did we really want to free him?

Speaker 5 Like, he. Robbery Gone Bad.

Speaker 1 Like, real murder.

Speaker 5 He killed someone.

Speaker 1 Robbery Gone Bad.

Speaker 1 Robbery Gone Bad is a little different than murder.

Speaker 1 Led to a robbery that led to a murder. Okay.

Speaker 4 Was he the one?

Speaker 1 He was an accomplice. Okay, so, but he, are we happy he's freed?

Speaker 4 I'm a fan of his music. I'm excited.
Zach, happy he's freed?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 I think you're deciding to get back to your family. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yes.
And get back to the Jets game. He was at the Jets game like four hours hours after he got free.

Speaker 4 Someone said that should be a parole violation.

Speaker 1 No, I think

Speaker 1 that should count for time served.

Speaker 5 No,

Speaker 1 getting out of jail and going straight to the Jets and Browns should be a parole violation.

Speaker 1 That shows that you're still sick in the head.

Speaker 5 No, I think that's like you should be able to serve time at MetLife Stadium.

Speaker 1 It's like Brooks and Shawshank being like, he basically said he can't live without jail, so he wanted to go back to jail,

Speaker 1 the Browns versus the Jets at MetLife.

Speaker 5 Imagine escaping jail You crawl through a sewer system, and then you just pop up on the sidelines of this game. Yeah.
Shout out, John Fanta.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Our guy, Johnny Fanta.

Speaker 5 God bless everybody that was at this game. Memes, I looked.

Speaker 1 It was actually a pretty kind of fun game to watch. I mean, two kick returns is as thrilling as thrilling gets.
It was fun. The Jets are the most exciting team.
Most exciting team in the game.

Speaker 1 Most exciting team. Power ranking season.
See,

Speaker 5 I looked through the schedule, memes.

Speaker 5 If you only lose one game for the rest of the season, you're not dead.

Speaker 1 Let's go, memes. Not dead.
I mean, it's dead.

Speaker 1 I want the number one pick. Can we look at tankathon? Because this will be a big game when it comes to tankathon.

Speaker 1 You probably shouldn't have won this game.

Speaker 1 Right? No, no, they can still win this game. All right,

Speaker 1 you're five right now. The Browns are four.

Speaker 1 The Titans are one.

Speaker 1 Hmm. So the Titans are key.
They are key. Because you could trade up to the Titans.
Yeah, because they're not going to need a a quarterback. No, so Titans need a hold.

Speaker 1 And the Saints don't need a quarterback. And the Giants.
And the Jets play the Saints. Okay, so that will be a big tankathon game.
And Cleveland plays Tennessee. What about the Raiders?

Speaker 1 Plays the Raiders. Oh, you got this all set up.

Speaker 1 I want the number one pick.

Speaker 1 When it was 14-14, it turned into a must-lose for me. Who are you taking with the number one pick?

Speaker 1 I think Fernando should be because he said he was willing to die on the field for his teammates. Yeah.
he's good, he's clutch. That throw he made was so sick.

Speaker 1 Dante Moore, I heard Tom McShea say he's going back to Oregon. Oh, Ty Simpson's too bad he can't come out.

Speaker 1 He can't come out yet? I think he's a sophomore, a sophomore? He says Jr. Oh, he is? Oh, he can come out.
Wait,

Speaker 1 the way the college is set up right now, everybody could just go back.

Speaker 1 Mock draft

Speaker 4 2026.

Speaker 1 What

Speaker 1 is it? Can we?

Speaker 5 It's probably going to be Mendoza Bain.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, Ty Simpson can't come out. I'm sorry.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're right, though. Guys can...

Speaker 1 If you don't want to get drafted somewhere and you're a really good quarterback, you can come back for $10 million.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 you make so much more than you would in the NFL. I mean, not if you're a topic.
Not if you're the number one pick, but yeah.

Speaker 1 It would be, yeah, I mean, and you also get to be in college. That's sick.
Imagine getting paid $10 million to be in college.

Speaker 5 I would die.

Speaker 1 But then there's the other side to it, like Nussmeier, Drew Aller, who stayed, and then their stock just tanked. True.
Good point. Good point.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Last game of the early slate.

Speaker 1 We have Saints 17, Panthers 7.

Speaker 1 They forgot about Tyler Schuck.

Speaker 5 Massive day for the Saints. Every other team in the NFC South lost.
Tyler Shuck looks serviceable. Drew Brees got hired by Fox.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 5 Big day for Saints fans. I mean, enjoy it.
The Panthers should not have been favored. No.

Speaker 1 Never miss anyone. Never make them the favored ever again.
The Panthers fans were booing the Panthers, which I think is actually ridiculous.

Speaker 1 They're five and five.

Speaker 5 Yeah, but that just means the standards change.

Speaker 1 I guess so.

Speaker 1 Culture change. Very quick to change the standard.

Speaker 5 Culture change, yeah. But yeah, Tyler Shuck was.

Speaker 1 I like

Speaker 1 the way he throws the ball. You know what he does? Something about Tyler Shuck.
He throws a catchable ball. You know what he does?

Speaker 5 He deals. Yeah.
He was dealing a little bit today.

Speaker 1 But there's something about, it's like a soft ball. It's not that he doesn't have a strong arm.
It's just that he throws like a beautiful catchable ball.

Speaker 1 And he was, yeah, he was moving around in the pocket through

Speaker 1 for

Speaker 1 282 yards, two touchdowns. First New Orleans rookie to win a game since 1981.

Speaker 5 Yeah, it's crazy, isn't it?

Speaker 1 Nuts. And yeah, we should just never, ever let the Panthers be favorites ever again.

Speaker 1 I also was upset because as soon as this game kicked off, I was like, damn, I wish I had known that the Saints were wearing their stormtrooper uniforms because those uniforms are the best.

Speaker 1 I love their all-whites.

Speaker 5 The white helmets are pretty solid. Yeah, those are sick.
You can't overlook anybody in the NFL if you're the Panthers.

Speaker 1 No. You can't.
Yeah, you're still the Panthers.

Speaker 5 Yeah, you're the Panthers. Let's remember that.
Now, does Meowmix come back after a loss?

Speaker 1 I feel like now's the time to re-enter. Yeah.
But think about it.

Speaker 5 The Panthers just went to Lambeau and beat the Packers, who

Speaker 1 have Super Bowl aspirations, then lost to the worst team in the NFC. Yeah.
That's almost like that's life of the Panthers.

Speaker 5 It's almost like that win last week. If they could take it back, they might.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Because this game meant more.

Speaker 4 The Packers fucking suck.

Speaker 1 Have you thought about that?

Speaker 1 And I hadn't put that into my brain yet. Nope.
I would like to. I'd love for that to be a reality.

Speaker 5 You think they fucking suck?

Speaker 4 Yeah, we're going to find out tonight, but yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 They could maybe suck. This was also a game where the Saints had a very good game plan of being like, hey, you know what? We're not going to do is let Rico Dowdle beat us.

Speaker 1 Let's let Bryce Young beat us. And Bryce Young could not, in fact, beat him.

Speaker 5 No, it's a good strategy overall.

Speaker 1 Very good strategy.

Speaker 5 Rico Dattle, he did do a touchdown celebration where he acted like he was going to do pumps. Did zero pumps.
Nice. He just froze up.

Speaker 1 No pumps.

Speaker 1 By the way, he just soaked. I know that I was accidentally stumbled upon this on Friday and I was wrong.
But Juwan Johnson had a touchdown, 92 yards. That's what he does.

Speaker 5 That's what he does. That's what he does.

Speaker 1 He usually gets two more of them. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I was like, holy shit, look at that. Juwan Johnson.
I might pick him up.

Speaker 5 Did we talk about the Bryce Young fortune cookie?

Speaker 5 No. He kind of took a page from Jalen Hurts last week.
He said, you don't rise to the level of the occasion. You fall back to the level of your training

Speaker 5 going into this game.

Speaker 5 That does sound like some JV Jalen Hurts stuff.

Speaker 1 What was Jalen Hurts' one? Jalen Hurts had a crew. He had it.

Speaker 1 I was waiting for you to bring bring up

Speaker 1 such a fortune. It was actually...
I actually think he's now in on the joke. Although I heard...

Speaker 1 Was there a story, Max, that Jalen Hurts went to Saquon's party and then had a guy holding his coat for him? He paid a guy to hold his coat for him the entire time.

Speaker 5 I love that. That's like something that you would hear Prince do.

Speaker 1 I did not hear about that. Like I went to a party at

Speaker 5 the Prince Estate. Yeah.
Paisley Park, and there was somebody just standing behind Prince the entire time, holding a cape in case he wanted it. Did you?

Speaker 5 You live life forward, but you learn it backwards. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Jalen Hurts. I think that is a.

Speaker 5 That is such a fortune cookie. I think that's a Kierkegaard quote.

Speaker 1 I don't fucking know. I don't know.

Speaker 1 You just said

Speaker 1 a name that I've never heard of.

Speaker 1 Learn it, dude. Kierkegaard?

Speaker 5 I think.

Speaker 5 Let's see.

Speaker 1 Who is that? A restaurant.

Speaker 1 It's a restaurant?

Speaker 1 Is that what you just said, Hank? A restaurant?

Speaker 5 No, you've got to confuse with a tequila guy, Hank.

Speaker 1 Don Quixote?

Speaker 4 I think I got to read that book.

Speaker 1 Don Quixote?

Speaker 1 You would love Don Quixote. Oh, book report, Hank.

Speaker 5 This dude hated windmills so much, Hank. You would love him.

Speaker 1 Book report.

Speaker 5 Yeah, Kierkegaard. Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

Speaker 1 Ah. It's a book, right? Don Quixote.
Don Quixote, yeah, and a tequila. And a play?

Speaker 5 The man of La Mancha.

Speaker 1 I'm going to read the book. You are not going to read the book.

Speaker 4 I'm going to read the book.

Speaker 1 I mean, can we just, let's have the hard conversations. C.J.
Stroud, hard conversations. You are not going to read that book.
I will read the book. I think.
You are not.

Speaker 1 You can't even say it without laughing. You will.

Speaker 1 Dude, I think you're not going to read it. What if I do? You won't.
What if I do? It doesn't matter. You're not.
I actually don't think you can read five pages of book. What the fuck does that mean?

Speaker 1 Hank, if you're reading. You know exactly what it means.
We're not book readers. We're not capable of reading.
Yes, you know. I don't even say you can't read.

Speaker 5 If you read the entire book cover to cover, every single word, I will wipe the debt.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Wait, no, he's got to also beat you in golf.

Speaker 5 No, that way we can double down later on that.

Speaker 1 Not a book report. Yeah, but Hank, there's zero.

Speaker 5 What you will do is you will look up like the shortest YouTube summary. Hank,

Speaker 1 you admit that you didn't read books when you had to read books. I used to read when I was a kid.
I read that Lord.

Speaker 1 You were talking about Good Night Moon and shit?

Speaker 4 No, I read all the Henry Hotter books, Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 1 I think it's been a decade since I've read a book. Oh, it's The Outsider.

Speaker 1 There's no one better.

Speaker 4 I read Mark Titus's fucking book. Oh, there you go.

Speaker 1 There's no one better in the world than

Speaker 1 starting books. That was a ricochet.
That seemed to me

Speaker 1 that that's pretty mean for it. No, no, that's not a ricochet at all.
That's a bestseller, isn't it?

Speaker 4 I read it as an adult. Yeah, no, my brother got it from me for Christmas.

Speaker 1 I read it. The whole thing.
Yeah. I read Mark Titus's book.

Speaker 5 Hank, why don't we put that in our book, your book report on

Speaker 1 Don Quixote? That would be great. Okay.
you can read a book. I will.
Yeah, that will be the chapter. Hank reads a book.

Speaker 5 Told you. There's a 0% chance you read the entire book.
This is crazy.

Speaker 1 You're not going to read it. You're not going to read it.

Speaker 1 Hank, you won't read it. Okay.
What's the book? This might actually kill you.

Speaker 1 You saying you're going to read that book. I actually, there was a moment where

Speaker 1 last year, around this time,

Speaker 1 in the back of my head. This is book reading time.
No, no, no, no. Let me follow along here.
In the back of my head, head, last year,

Speaker 1 I was like,

Speaker 1 maybe there's a chance Hank can dunk, and we just all have been doubting him. I don't even have that feeling about you reading a book.

Speaker 5 All right, here's the thing about Don Quixote, Hank, is it this is over

Speaker 1 1,000 pages. Yeah, it was written in 1,000 pages.
It was written in. You didn't know that, did you?

Speaker 5 It was written in two parts. It's a two-part novel.

Speaker 5 It was written in

Speaker 5 1605. No,

Speaker 1 it's going to be all kinds of weird words. Yeah, old English.
Oh, you're so funny. There's no chance you would read this book.
Stay tuned. There actually is 0% chance.

Speaker 1 That sounds like a pick's punishment, is having to read this book.

Speaker 1 Maybe that is. Maybe that is our gambling punishment this year.

Speaker 1 You have to read the book in a week and give a full report. Oh,

Speaker 1 actually,

Speaker 5 I'm looking back right now. I'm reading, this is on the Reddit Classic Literature page on Reddit.
How long did it take you to read Don Quixote?

Speaker 5 And then people are like, yeah, it took me three weeks, but then I had to take a break to avoid burnout on it.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 5 these are people who love literature so much that they post to classic literature on Reddit.

Speaker 1 Unbelievable, Hank. You're not going to be able to do it.

Speaker 4 I just bought it.

Speaker 1 Oh, you're... What are you going to read? You're going to read it on your phone? No.
Oh, you bought it at a hardcover? Yeah.

Speaker 4 Ah, softcover, but yeah.

Speaker 1 Should we do this as the punishment? It's 1,700.

Speaker 4 I'm going to be done with it by the time the punishment comes around.

Speaker 1 No, you aren't. No, you aren't.
All right. We'll see.

Speaker 1 We will see.

Speaker 4 I don't. So if no one, everyone was so mad at me for not knowing what it is.
It sounds like no one's read this book.

Speaker 1 Oh, no one's reading it. No, I haven't read it.
But everyone's like, you don't know Don Quixote.

Speaker 1 No, you just know him with his donkey and he just goes around.

Speaker 1 But no one's sold.

Speaker 4 So the people are getting mad at me are fucking frauds. Yeah.
Like,

Speaker 4 they were very, people were very upset to the point where I was like, I think I just need to read this book, but apparently it's a book no one's read.

Speaker 1 No, they just know Don Quixote. That's donkey.
So

Speaker 4 you're a fraud. Everyone that's everyone that's chirped me, and

Speaker 4 there was a lot of fucking people that were like, How dare you not know who he is? If you know who he is and haven't read the book, you're as much of a fraud as I am.

Speaker 1 I think they just know things.

Speaker 4 But you don't know anything if you didn't read it. Like, oh, I know the name of a fucking book.
Wow. You're so shit.

Speaker 1 You're actually making a really good point. You're making a good point.

Speaker 5 So if you average 250 words per minute, reading, Hank, the book will take

Speaker 1 a minute? Yeah. No way.

Speaker 5 No way. Should we download that? Okay,

Speaker 1 I was just going to tell you that the bathroom. That's like a lot.

Speaker 5 If you do average 250 words per minute and you read the book for a half hour every day, it would take you 33 days to read it.

Speaker 1 All right. This is going to be.
The audio book is between 36 and 40 hours. I'm not doing audio.

Speaker 4 I can't do audio book. I know.

Speaker 1 I'm just giving you a. That's not a book.

Speaker 5 I'm just giving you a reference.

Speaker 1 It's not a podcast.

Speaker 5 You're listening to a podcast. All right.
That's not.

Speaker 1 I don't know if you know what reading is, but when you're listening, you're not reading. Shut up.
Shut up. I know what you're doing.
Whatever.

Speaker 5 Hank's 0% chance. And that's not a knock against you.
0% chance I would.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't do it. No.

Speaker 4 I just thought, like, I, again, like, the reaction that I got, I was like, I was like, maybe I'm missing out.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 4 But, like, it sounds like, whatever. I ordered it.
I'm going to give it a shot.

Speaker 1 I think we should save it for the punishment.

Speaker 4 I'm going to give it a shot. See how far I get it.
You're not.

Speaker 1 I mean, okay, a shot. Maybe I love it.

Speaker 4 Maybe it's my type of writing.

Speaker 1 You pull up the first page. I want Hank to read the first page.

Speaker 1 Did you get it on Kindle, too?

Speaker 1 Don Quixote.

Speaker 5 I think this is one of those books where people have seen the animated cartoon version of it.

Speaker 1 And they're like, oh, yeah, I've read it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 The table of contents is crazy. Oh, my God, Hank.
I've been scrolling to the table of contents. All right, here we go, Hank.

Speaker 4 I don't have to swear any. This is tough to read.
I'm far away.

Speaker 4 I don't have to swear any oaths to persuade you that I should like this book since it's the son of my brain. I would be the most.

Speaker 1 No, no, go to the prologue.

Speaker 1 Fuck the prologue. All right, look, Hank.
You're already on page like 25.

Speaker 1 There's too many fucking. Is this the book?

Speaker 1 Is this the book?

Speaker 1 Keep going.

Speaker 4 Urganda the Unknowable.

Speaker 1 This book sucks. This is.

Speaker 1 the prologue is insane. Here we go.

Speaker 1 Chapter one.

Speaker 4 In a village in La Mancha, the name of which I cannot quite recall, there lived not long ago one of those country gentlemen or hidalgos who keep a lance in a rack, an ancient leather shield, a scrawny hack, and a greyhound for coursing.

Speaker 4 A midday stew with rather more than shim of beef,

Speaker 4 the leftovers for supper most nights, lardy eggs on Saturdays, lentil broth on Fridays, and all-occasional pigeon as a Sunday treat. Ate up three-quarters of his income.

Speaker 4 The rest went on a cape of black blood cloth with breeches of velvet and slippers to match for our holy days. And on weekdays, he walked proudly in finest homespun.

Speaker 4 Sounds like he eats all his food, spends all his money on food and clothes. That's relatable.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 He maintained a housekeeper the wrong side of 40, a niece the right side of 20,

Speaker 4 and a jack of all trades who is as good at saddling the nag as plying the pruning shears. Our Hidalgo himself was nearly fifty.

Speaker 4 He had a robust constitution, dried up flesh, and a withered face, and he was an early rider, alright, keen huntsman.

Speaker 4 His surname is said to have named Cuizida, or Quesada, as if he were a jawbone of cheesecake.

Speaker 4 Concerning this detail, there's some discrepancy among the authors who have written on the subject, although credible conjecture does suggest he might have been a plaintsana, but this doesn't matter much.

Speaker 1 I would love to know the amount of people that are skipping better just clicking figures.

Speaker 4 As far as our story is concerned, provided that the narrator doesn't stray one inch from the truth.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Already, like one 1,000.

Speaker 4 It sounds like an interesting guy.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You learned a lot about him.

Speaker 4 Hidalgo. Great movie.

Speaker 1 A little creepy with the niece talk. Great movie.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 I love Hidalgo.

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Speaker 1 afternoon games. wow

Speaker 1 these were tough to watch we had seahawks 44 cardinals 22

Speaker 1 this game was 35 to nothing with eight minutes left in the second quarter we had

Speaker 1 two

Speaker 1 uh strip sacks for a touchdown the exact basically the exact same play tyrese knight

Speaker 1 stripping Jacoby Brissette and then Demarcus Lawrence picking it up and scoring.

Speaker 1 It was crazy that it happened. The only reason that you knew that it was different was because they happened on different sides of the field.
It was just, it was nuts that both happened.

Speaker 5 Credit to Brissette for keeping his interception percentage low by getting swatted at the very last second. Demarcus Lawrence scoring easy touchdowns, and that Seattle defense is relentless.

Speaker 5 And their offense, I mean, the last two first halves that Seattle's had, the game has been over before the second quarter started.

Speaker 1 They scored 44 points, and they only needed Sam Darnold to pass the ball 12 times.

Speaker 1 They basically hit a dime to JSN to start the scoring, I believe, and then just didn't have to pass the rest of the game.

Speaker 5 And also, Rashid Jahee looks fast in that Seahawks uniform.

Speaker 1 But this was just an absolute shit kicking.

Speaker 1 I feel like an idiot for thinking the Cardinals had maybe done something and turned the corner with the whole bench and Kyler. The Seahawks are just really fucking good.

Speaker 1 This is a bona fide,

Speaker 1 big-time playoff run type of team, especially with Mike McDonald getting his defense going. We knew he was a really good defensive coach.

Speaker 1 This was the defense two years ago for the Ravens that was, you know, one of the best in the league. He just has everything going right now.

Speaker 1 And now he's solved the last puzzle for himself is to win at home. Yes.

Speaker 5 And he's doing it. The Seahawks now have a winning record at home.
Yep. Didn't have that last year.

Speaker 5 I think that they're actually a Super Bowl threat. Yeah.
I believe fully in the Seattle Seahawks right now.

Speaker 1 It basically just comes down to what Sam Darnold is going to be.

Speaker 5 If they get home field advantage,

Speaker 5 I do believe in the Seahawks.

Speaker 1 And they also,

Speaker 1 what was big for the Seahawks is they ran the ball, which they haven't been able to run the ball consistently game to game, and they ran the ball really well.

Speaker 1 Obviously, the game flow helped here where they were just up so early that, like I said, Sam Darnold, he was 10 for 12 passing in an absolute blowout. And yeah,

Speaker 1 this was never even close.

Speaker 5 Never even close. The Seahawks, they got a third guy, George Helani.
Yeah. So not only do they have Chevrolet Walker, they got Helani, who will step in there and just, whoever you're starting

Speaker 5 on the Seattle Seahawks in fantasy, whoever you're betting on to score a touchdown from the running backs, you'll be wrong every week.

Speaker 5 That's just how it's going to be. Yeah.
You can't time the Seahawks market. Yeah.

Speaker 1 By the way, the most interesting thing of this game

Speaker 1 was that I think we've talked about it before, but Scorigami is broken, just a broken, broken app that tweets out random things. I believe they tweeted out that this was a scoregami, 44-22.

Speaker 1 Our darling Jake was quickly on it and said that's actually not a scoreigami because it happened less than a month ago with the cowboys and the commanders 44-22.

Speaker 1 And then it also happened like 10 minutes after this with the commanders and the lions 44-22.

Speaker 5 And it also happened with the Rams and the Niners. Yeah.
It happened and screwed up three times this afternoon, But there was a score of this.

Speaker 1 Wait, no, the Rams and the Niners weren't 44-22.

Speaker 5 I know, but it was 42-26, yeah? 42-26. Yeah, it tweeted out that that was a scoreigami, too.

Speaker 1 But I was saying that it's crazy that they tweeted out this was a score of gami when it happened less than a month ago and then also happened twice in the afternoon slate. Yeah.
44-22.

Speaker 5 I'm just saying that the score of me bought

Speaker 5 within the span of about 10 minutes, fucked up three times on three different scores.

Speaker 1 There was a score of gami in the Jaguars-Texans, we should have said. Yeah, weird.
Jake was very happy. I think he was at a wedding.
I think

Speaker 1 he posted a picture of it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, this game was, it was never even close. It was just, the Seahawks are really, really good.

Speaker 1 What do they got coming up? I feel like they've got... So right now, if the playoffs started today, the Seahawks would be the one seed.
Wow. They're 7-2.

Speaker 1 And they still have to... I believe play the Rams.
Do they play the Rams twice still? Yes. They play the Rams next week, which will be be a great game.
Then they play them again in week 16.

Speaker 1 Seahawks have a pretty nice schedule, actually. They play the Rams, and then at the Titans, at home against the Vikings, at the Falcons, at home against the Colts, Rams, Panthers, Niners.

Speaker 1 Seahawks.

Speaker 1 What are the Seahawks' odds to win the Super Bowl?

Speaker 5 I like the way the team's built.

Speaker 1 Okay. All right, Hank.
I got you.

Speaker 1 I know what you're saying. I got you.
I'm just asking for the odds.

Speaker 4 The Seahawks to win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 Listen, the way you said that, I got it. I see what you're saying.

Speaker 1 Well, you know,

Speaker 1 this is what I'm talking about with Henry Lockwood.

Speaker 5 He wins a team.

Speaker 1 I'm going to defend Hank here.

Speaker 5 And he's like, no other team is worthy of the game. I'm going to defend Hank.

Speaker 1 I'm going to defend Hank here.

Speaker 1 I think the Seahawks are a very good team. I think their defense is awesome.

Speaker 1 JSN is one of the best. He's probably the best wide receiver in terms of this season.

Speaker 1 Sam Darnold still has to prove it in the playoffs. Yeah.
100% like that's that.

Speaker 1 that's the big question.

Speaker 4 Unless you're a Patriots fan, it would be probably crazy to bet the Patriots win the Super Bowl. Unless you're a Seahawks fan, it would probably be crazy to bet the Seahawks win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 4 That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 What are the Seahawks to win the Super Bowl? They're plus 850.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 5 That's not juicy enough.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I would.

Speaker 1 Look, Sam. The good thing is he's on a team that he's going to be able to prove it.
And

Speaker 1 he was last year.

Speaker 1 And he didn't.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 I agree.

Speaker 1 You and I are agreeing. Okay, good.

Speaker 5 But if you were the Vikings, would you rather have Sam Donald back?

Speaker 1 Yes. Yeah.
Yeah. Than nine?

Speaker 5 Well, we didn't see nine today.

Speaker 1 He's nine. No, dude, he's nine every time he puts on the eye black.

Speaker 5 He's nine when he wins.

Speaker 1 No, that's not what he said. He said he's nine right before the game.
He switches into nine.

Speaker 5 I'm correcting him. It's nine when he wins.

Speaker 1 You can't just pick when you're not. It's engaged when he's not.
That's how we know.

Speaker 5 That's how we know if it was nine or not, is if he won.

Speaker 1 You got to decide. Nine's ungainly.
He said he does it before the game. He turns it into nine.
I think nine might not be that great of a quarterback.

Speaker 5 I think it was a fake nine that we saw out there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the Seahawks are really good. The Cardinals are not.

Speaker 5 It's like a New York six.

Speaker 1 That's a great set of New York boobs.

Speaker 5 But yeah, the Seahawks.

Speaker 1 I believe. I believe.

Speaker 5 And I'm glad that we get to see the Seahawks potentially play some meaningful, hopefully, games under the lights this season.

Speaker 5 I like it when Seattle is a contender and we get some big-time games up in that stadium.

Speaker 1 I believe they're good. I don't, I'm not, because you can't just pick every team to win the Super Bowl.
I do not.

Speaker 1 They're not better than the Rams.

Speaker 1 I don't find out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we will. We'll find out.
We'll find out on Sunday. That's why they play the games.
All right, that's the other game.

Speaker 1 Rams 42, 49ers, 26.

Speaker 1 The Rams are really fucking good, and Matthew Stafford is playing out of his mind right now. He is the last three games, he has 13 touchdowns, zero interceptions.

Speaker 1 He has, so

Speaker 1 three straight games, four more touchdowns, no interceptions. The only two guys who've had longer streaks is Peyton with five and Marino with four.
He's in that level right now.

Speaker 1 He's playing out of his mind. The Rams, they jump out 21-0, and then the 49ers came back and kept on making a seven-point game.

Speaker 1 And every time the 49ers answered, the Rams were like, all right, fine, we'll just score again.

Speaker 5 Yeah, they never stopped. They never stopped.
They just kept the exact same pace going.

Speaker 5 And if you back it up, even three more games in the last six games that Stafford has played, he's got 20 pass touchdowns, no interceptions in six games.

Speaker 5 No quarterback has ever done that in a six-game span within the same season. MVP.

Speaker 5 Right now, I'd say Matt Stafford is the MVP.

Speaker 1 MVP. He's playing like an MVP right now.
He absolutely is.

Speaker 5 And the 49ers, they just have a pattern. We can at least say that.
Their pattern is that they just

Speaker 5 win every other week. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And the craziest part, Mac Jones played well. Like, I know that he had an interception at the end in kind of garbage time.
He was 33 for 39 for 319 yards. Like, he wasn't the problem.

Speaker 1 The 49ers' defense just has nothing left. Yeah.
Like, they just, the Rams were so,

Speaker 1 you could say Mac Jones, you know, they probably could have used a couple drives early in the game to keep him in the game and keep their defense off the field, yes. But overall,

Speaker 1 you can't look at this game and be like, man, Mac Jones really sunk him. No.

Speaker 1 And it's just the 49ers' defense just do not have answers right now, personnel-wise, for the Rams' offense.

Speaker 5 I did like Brock Purdy on the sidelines wearing the wristband, looking at the plays. Yeah.
It seems like he's probably going to try to get back in, but

Speaker 5 the Rams are a much better team. They're a much better team.
It's a better team. Devontae Adams looks good.

Speaker 1 He got banged up.

Speaker 5 Did he? Yeah.

Speaker 5 How bad is it?

Speaker 1 I don't know, know, but I think he left the game.

Speaker 1 So we'll see.

Speaker 5 He was good while he was playing.

Speaker 1 He was good while he's playing, but I know he left the game later. Yeah, he's an insane red zone threat.
And then also, Sean McVay has just,

Speaker 1 I know 13 personnel isn't something he came up with, but the way the Rams are using it, it feels unstoppable right now. This might be the wrinkle.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I mean, Matt Stafford, he's playing as good as he's ever played. With the Niners, yeah, you go back to week three.

Speaker 5 They beat the Cardinals, and then since then, it was loss, win, loss, win, loss, win, loss.

Speaker 5 So every other winter. So

Speaker 5 they're going to beat the Cardinals.

Speaker 5 That's interesting.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 after

Speaker 1 a loss, they're a little more hungry. Yeah, they are.

Speaker 5 You don't want to play the Niners off a loss. That's interesting.
That's an interesting stat. Good team like that.
Well-coached team like that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's an interesting stat. Did you guys see Kendrick Bourne with the most untied shoes of all time? Yeah.

Speaker 5 I don't think I've ever seen that in the NFL.

Speaker 1 It's It's actually, I know that I'm sounding like a father of three here, but I yelled at my TV. I was like, dude, you got to tie your shoes.
You're going to trip.

Speaker 1 While he's running for, it was like a 40-yard gain. Yeah, watch that right there.

Speaker 1 Pull this up. I've never seen anyone with, it's not like they were just untied.
They were so untied. Look at his shoes, Hank.

Speaker 1 Those are the most untied laces of all time.

Speaker 5 Did Pastor Ference just step on his shoes on purpose?

Speaker 1 Yeah, he immediately, no way, keep playing because they should do a replay.

Speaker 1 He immediately went to tie them because he's like, oh, fuck, man. This is actually a pretty big danger.

Speaker 5 Those are so untied.

Speaker 5 They're thick laces, too. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You got to tie those up. The Niners can't be risking that type of shit with injury.

Speaker 5 No, I would just step on those laces.

Speaker 1 Like, they got to maybe have that in film study. Be like, dude, tie them up.

Speaker 1 That really was an inconsequential part of the game, but I just, I felt like I noticed it and I was upset.

Speaker 5 Yeah, this game was just, the Rams get ahead, they stay ahead.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And they just, every single time you thought there was going to be an answer, it's like, nope, nope.
We got this. Right down the field.
13 personnel.

Speaker 1 We just got three tight ends that all look the same. And you have to wait until one of them scores.
And you think that

Speaker 1 you got your guy scoring. And you're like, oh, that's not Tyler Higbee.
That's the other Tyler Higby.

Speaker 1 third one.

Speaker 5 And it was the Harrison Meavis game, too. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Love watching that guy. Thank you for that.
I do too.

Speaker 1 I do, too.

Speaker 1 We said that. Rams, one issue is they don't have a kicking situation that they feel like they figured out.
So

Speaker 1 good job, Rams. They are.

Speaker 1 My power rankings in the end. Well, I guess we'll see on Monday night.
We've got to see Monday night. But as of right now, week 10, after watching everyone play, I think the Rams.

Speaker 1 might be the best team.

Speaker 5 They're number one. In the NFC, yeah.

Speaker 5 Now,

Speaker 5 I feel like the team that wins on Monday night is going to be right up there. Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 There's definitely still time to change that. I mean, the Rams' two losses were a division loss, obviously, the Niners when they beat him on Thursday night, which was kind of a crazy member.

Speaker 1 Kyron Williams fumbled at the end of the game, and then the loss to the Eagles, where they had two kicks blocked. Yeah, so this team is very good, very, very good.

Speaker 1 Okay, last game: Lions 44, Commanders 22.

Speaker 1 PFT,

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 5 I was watching this game and I thought to myself, this might be the worst team in football.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it looks like the Titans are worse.

Speaker 5 They might be right up there. The defense is worse than the Titans right now.
Damn, maybe.

Speaker 1 It is.

Speaker 5 No, the defense is.

Speaker 5 Defense is historically bad. We can say historically bad because it is, in fact, historically bad.

Speaker 5 Now I'm thinking, like, top three pick.

Speaker 1 It's a possibility that you're going to be able to do that. You guys won too many games, though? No, we won three games.

Speaker 5 Right. Not that many games.

Speaker 1 Who else do you have on your schedule?

Speaker 5 Well, we got the Dolphins in Spain next week, which could be a win. I don't think anyone's going to wake up to watch that one.
Wait, so are you full-on tanking?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm full-on tanking.

Speaker 5 And there was a report last week that Jaden might come back after the buy. I want to be perfectly clear about this.

Speaker 5 Under no circumstances should Jaden Daniels step foot on the field with this team this year. The defense is, yes, historically bad.

Speaker 5 It's worse than it was when Jack Del Rio was at his worst as our defensive coordinator. Now they have lost four games in a row by 21 or more points.

Speaker 5 First team to do that since 2002 with the Cardinals, who were so bad that Pat Tillman said, I'd rather go fight in Afghanistan than return to this team.

Speaker 5 And next up, if they lose five games, if they somehow manage to get blown out by the Dolphins.

Speaker 4 Something similar.

Speaker 5 What, fighting in Afghanistan? I don't think his mom would let him do that.

Speaker 1 True. But.
War's over, bro.

Speaker 5 Yeah, we got out of there. But if we lose...

Speaker 1 Nothing bad happened getting out either.

Speaker 5 If we lose somehow to the

Speaker 5 Miami Dolphins in Spain by more than 21 points, that would be the first time that a team has lost five games in a row by 21 or more since the 1965 Pittsburgh Steelers.

Speaker 5 So, yeah,

Speaker 5 things are bad. Things are very bad right now.
The team's really not that much to look forward to. I just, again,

Speaker 5 like I said on Friday, I put on my hat. I put on my commander's shirt.
I clocked in to get my teeth kicked in, knowing it was going to happen. And sometimes you just got to pay the piper.

Speaker 5 So I'll just get my ass kicked, I think, probably just about every week for the rest of the season. But I am looking at tankathon, and

Speaker 5 there's a good chance that we could finish up in that top five, top three.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you got to lose this game to Dolphins then.

Speaker 1 He's almost a must-lose.

Speaker 5 Now,

Speaker 4 who's lying? Is it anyway?

Speaker 1 That would be a huge switch if you somehow win this game.

Speaker 5 Marcus Mariota still has not learned to not try to hurdle people. He tried to do that again and did just a flying ass into somebody's face.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 What is the odd? What's the spread for next week in Spain? Whose line is it anyway?

Speaker 1 I'm going to say Commanders.

Speaker 1 Dolphins are home. Oh.

Speaker 1 Dolphins minus one and a half.

Speaker 5 Commanders by

Speaker 1 one.

Speaker 4 Dolphins are minus two and a half.

Speaker 1 Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 5 It's crazy. I mean, if anybody here watched the the game, it was

Speaker 1 bad.

Speaker 5 Well, Dolphins or the Lions getting away with whatever they wanted.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Dan Campbell took over. So that was a big story from this game.
Dan Campbell took over the offensive play calling. It was like, it kind of like trickled out during the game.

Speaker 1 Like, hey, Dan Campbell's got the headset on, and he's talking a lot when the offense is on the field. Turns out he did.

Speaker 1 And it worked because they scored in the seven possessions that Jared Goff was in for. They scored on every single one of them.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 And I think there was like a rumor that he was going to take over play calling duties, but then the real clue was he had his glasses on during the game.

Speaker 5 And so they're like, oh, he's really looking at the play sheet today.

Speaker 1 He described it as it was just, let's try something a little different. So he said it was a collaborative effort with John Morton.

Speaker 1 But yeah, it feels like they might have made a little bit of a change. And it worked.

Speaker 5 I don't think that the Lions offense was that bad coming into this week, but Dan Campbell's just like, this is not. We're not going to win anything major in the playoffs if we have this offense.

Speaker 5 So he's making a change. Credit to Dan Campbell for making that call.

Speaker 1 And then Marcus Mariota said, we have to be honest and we have to be transparent. I don't think we are who we think we are.
That's never a good quote.

Speaker 5 No.

Speaker 5 I mean, I know who I think they are, and I think they are.

Speaker 1 Right. But he,

Speaker 5 Marcus, just.

Speaker 1 They got to listen to you.

Speaker 5 They got to listen to me.

Speaker 1 Joe Witt.

Speaker 5 Joe Witt should not make the trip to Spain. I hear it's lovely this time of year, Joe, but I think it's best that you just stay behind because this defense is just,

Speaker 5 it's not going to get any better. This guy's wide open.

Speaker 1 Just bad.

Speaker 5 Just bad football all around. I mean, the offense had its moments, but you've got to be realistic.
You got to be honest, and it's time for a tough conversation. Tough conversation.
Tough conversation.

Speaker 5 I think that the commanders will probably end up with a top-five pick in the draft, which isn't terrible, by the way.

Speaker 1 I'm okay with that. Sweet, go back to tank-a-thon?

Speaker 5 I'm okay with, yeah, I'm okay with

Speaker 1 accepting to play each other.

Speaker 1 Because you guys still play the Giants. We play the Giants once.

Speaker 5 And you play the Dolphins.

Speaker 1 So yeah, this will be a massive game in the swing of Tankathon. Because if you win this game, you're basically,

Speaker 1 it's going to be very hard to get a top-five pick.

Speaker 5 Yeah, and when the game starts, I will be rooting for the commanders. I will be wanting them to win.
But as of right now, I can acknowledge that it would be best for the organization.

Speaker 5 if we somehow manage to lose that game.

Speaker 1 You should just sleep through it.

Speaker 5 I'm not not going to do that, Max.

Speaker 1 You should sleep.

Speaker 1 Because if you want your team to lose, you shouldn't watch.

Speaker 5 No, Max, you know how that goes. I know.
That's what I'm saying. Like, once the whistle blows, I'm all between the white lines.

Speaker 1 I haven't been in that spot in a while. Between the white lines.
Fuck you.

Speaker 5 That's how it goes. Like,

Speaker 5 if you're a realistic fan of your team,

Speaker 5 there'd be no point in us winning.

Speaker 1 I agree. That's why it would be best to just not watch it.

Speaker 5 But I only get 17 chances to watch my favorite team play football.

Speaker 1 That was a year. Three years ago or four years ago,

Speaker 1 whatever,

Speaker 1 maybe four years ago, when every game, I was like, I hope the Bears lose. And then every game, Justin Fields had the ball with, like, down one score with like three minutes left.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I was like, man, this would be cool if they won.

Speaker 5 Yeah. You know, you fall into the trap.
When the game's going on, I'm going to want them to win. But as of right now, it's like, yeah, let's get.
Let's try to get.

Speaker 1 You should trade back. RVL Reese would be nice.
You only have two picks in the top four.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 5 We do need

Speaker 5 a lot of players.

Speaker 5 Trade back.

Speaker 1 That would be nice to get a top five pick because then you could trade back. You can trade back for someone who wants a quarterback.

Speaker 5 And the more I watch this team, the more I think that last year, the defense wasn't really, we didn't really get any better last year. The defense was just as bad as it was this year.

Speaker 5 We just did a much better job of controlling the football and not letting the other team's offense on the field. Our defense last year was half our offense.

Speaker 5 Like anything good that you can take out of that, that was probably because the offense was so much better.

Speaker 5 So, yeah, we need an overhaul.

Speaker 1 You got to trade back.

Speaker 1 Hank, you gave a nice, you gave a little kind of, you said a damn when he started his.

Speaker 4 Oh, he's talking about this historically bad defense.

Speaker 1 I was like, damn, that sucks.

Speaker 5 I mean, I'm being honest. It's just very bad.

Speaker 5 You had a bad defense out there.

Speaker 1 And the Lions, they, I mean, this was a revenge game form from last year's playoff game, and

Speaker 1 they looked good. I mean, this is what you have to do if you're playing a bad team.
You have to win like this. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because the Lions have had a couple weird games, including last week against the Vikings. And yeah,

Speaker 1 that was a good win for the Lions.

Speaker 5 Very good win for them. And now, going into next week, I do think that the fact that the Dolphins won today, that makes me think that we're going to beat the Dolphins next week.

Speaker 1 And are you nervous, Max, at all, about the fact that the Lions won? No, that would be good.

Speaker 1 Look at her eyes. That would be...

Speaker 1 The fact that you just asked that question. No, I'm asking you the question.

Speaker 1 But you just forgot what side you're on. No, I didn't.

Speaker 1 Yes, you did. I might have briefly.
Yeah. But I'm back on track.
But I'm right back on track. I'm going to show how important.
No, I'm right back on track. They won handily.

Speaker 1 Huge, huge for next week. Okay.

Speaker 5 I thought that Donny Trump did an okay job in the booth. I thought in terms of

Speaker 5 his play-by-play was not, it wasn't bad.

Speaker 1 So he wants the stadium named after him? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 So that, my only reaction to that was

Speaker 5 that's a very funny slap in the face to RFK Jr.

Speaker 5 To be like, hey, you know that stadium that was named after your dad? Yeah. We're actually, we're going to take your dad's name off it and we're going to name it after me.

Speaker 1 And he's like, that's a great idea, sir.

Speaker 1 That also feels like a situation

Speaker 1 you can't request to get a stadium named after you. You just got to let them name it after you.

Speaker 5 Right? You would think.

Speaker 5 I think in almost every other example that's been true yeah trump doesn't go by normal yeah that's true social keys also i can't listen i'm trump's laser focused on the world cup draw right now that's what that's what we got to get what is that uh start of december is when we're drawing yeah and he's gonna it's gonna be the most rigged thing ever and i'm gonna be so happy because we're gonna have such a great draw no group of death for us oh no no we're gonna be put into the group of life It is going to be incredible.

Speaker 5 We're pro-life? If I know, we are going to be so pro-life. If I know anything about Trump and FIFA and the World Cup, we are going to have the most cup kick.

Speaker 5 It's going to make the Patriots schedule look like it's a walkthrough hell. It's going to be so easy.
We're going to be playing.

Speaker 1 We might even play like the Titans in the World Cup.

Speaker 5 That's how good the draw is going to be. Trump is going to be at the World Cup draw.

Speaker 5 He's going to be the guest of. He might even be pulling the ping-pong balls out at the draw.
It's going to rock.

Speaker 5 So.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 So that's where I'm at. I mean, what can I say about the Commanders? They suck.
They're a bad team.

Speaker 5 Just need to overhaul everything about the defense and get Jaden healthy for next year. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 5 Super Bowl maybe next year.

Speaker 1 Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 Super Bowl back on next year. Thinking Supi next year.

Speaker 5 I'm really thinking Supi year after next, but yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 So back to just a quick little rebuild.

Speaker 5 Well, the rebuild was supposed to be last season, and the rebuild kind of never happened. It just failed.
No, no, it just never happened.

Speaker 5 God. The rebuild switched to all-in,

Speaker 5 like halfway through the season, which means that we never had a full rebuild.

Speaker 4 So it was last year actually bad for the organization.

Speaker 1 That is a

Speaker 5 rebuild. People are saying.
But listen, when you go to the NFC championship game, that can't be bad.

Speaker 1 True.

Speaker 1 Maybe. Jets haven't been back to the playoffs in 15 years since.
Damn.

Speaker 5 It's a great point. It's a great point.
Yeah, what if 15 years from now Jane Daniels was arrested in Indy?

Speaker 1 That would be a crazy thing to happen.

Speaker 5 Trying to attack a grease truck driver.

Speaker 1 It's a crazy thing to happen.

Speaker 5 Listen, these things happen in the NFL. They do.

Speaker 1 They happen in this league of ours.

Speaker 1 Okay, last game, we have the Chargers and the Steelers in a stinker for the Steelers. Chargers beat the Steelers 25-10, I think the final was.

Speaker 1 The Steelers are bad. I don't really know what else to say.
Aaron Rodgers looked off. He looked old.

Speaker 5 He's missing the easy ones. Yeah.

Speaker 1 They just, and the Chargers, I mean, they still can't block. Like, Justin Herbert just is the night in

Speaker 1 Monty Python where he just got, I think he was double wrapped up, his ankles.

Speaker 5 Yeah, the only Carson Wentz injury.

Speaker 1 But he still is a baller, and he still was throwing it around, and they were able to run the ball. And the Steelers are just, I don't know.
I mean, maybe it's because they got too far away from 9-8

Speaker 1 when they won last week and they were 5-3 that they hadn't come back to Earth. But the Chargers are good.

Speaker 1 If they can figure out a way to consistently protect Justin Herbert, they're a dangerous team. Unfortunately, I don't know if they can do that.
Although Pipkins looked okay. Yeah, he looked all right.

Speaker 1 I mean, he's a body. He looked all right.

Speaker 5 Some of the injuries that Justin Herbert got tonight weren't necessarily because the offensive line stunk. It was like scrambling around a little bit.
Yeah. That's going to be tough.

Speaker 5 That's an injury where you're going to wake up tomorrow morning and be like, oh, fuck, I'm really banged up right now. Yeah, oh, shit.

Speaker 1 But I have Madison Beer next to me, so I'm good. Yeah, hey, babe, I can't.

Speaker 5 Let's see. Looks like I can't get out of bed today.
Let's see.

Speaker 1 I'm just going to do a quick search of Mike Tomlin.

Speaker 1 Let's see what is... Oh, okay.
How would you assess? Let's listen to this. How would you assess the play of quarterback Aaron Rodgers? What do we think he's going to answer?

Speaker 5 Anyone Anyone want to guess? It's not just about Aaron.

Speaker 5 Something along the lines of Aaron's the least of our problems. All right.

Speaker 5 How would you?

Speaker 1 Oh. Oh, flipped it on.
Oh,

Speaker 1 that's good. We're at that point.
You got a lot of questions. You gave the how would you?

Speaker 1 Why don't you answer this?

Speaker 5 You have all the answers.

Speaker 1 The Steelers are a bummer to watch.

Speaker 5 Yeah, this is not a fun team at all.

Speaker 1 They're just the same team every year, and they just keep doing the same thing with a quarterback who's past their prime and bringing him in and running an offense.

Speaker 1 They're trying.

Speaker 5 They still did the third and 12 three-yard out pass.

Speaker 1 But Aaron Rodgers also, like, he was off. That was not as much play calling as, like, he was missing guys.

Speaker 5 He missed a lot of open throws tonight, yeah.

Speaker 5 And the fourth down to DK in the end zone, where he just kind of threw a laser beam out there, that didn't seem like the Aaron Rodgers that we've grown up watching. No.

Speaker 1 I'm still fully prepared for him to have the greatest

Speaker 1 night of his career in two weeks at Soldier Field. That's definitely going to happen.

Speaker 5 It's a possibility. He's definitely going to throw back the clock.

Speaker 5 I want to walk back my take now that the Steelers.

Speaker 1 Oh, you can't.

Speaker 5 No, I said I want to, but I can't. You can't.

Speaker 1 But I can't. See, they're going to win a playoffs.

Speaker 5 Because Aaron Rodgers in primetime, yes, has not looked good at all this season.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 5 maybe they play the early wild card game.

Speaker 1 Are they going to make the playoffs?

Speaker 5 They might make the playoffs.

Speaker 1 They might not.

Speaker 5 I know.

Speaker 1 They very well might not.

Speaker 5 I personally put them at 46% chance to make the playoffs.

Speaker 1 I guess the one thing that is going for the Steelers right now is that they play the Ravens twice, which you'd be like, oh, that's bad because the Ravens are good and the Steelers aren't good, but they always will split it.

Speaker 5 Yeah, it doesn't matter. So that's basically you're saying it's a win.
It doesn't matter what.

Speaker 5 39% chance.

Speaker 1 They have the 4-seed, and they're a 39% chance to make the playoffs. Yikes.
And the Ravens are the 10-seed, and they have a 73% chance.

Speaker 1 Whoa.

Speaker 1 What's the Bears' chance to make the playoffs?

Speaker 1 38%, and they're the 7-seed.

Speaker 1 I got to say, whatever the algorithm this is, pretty spot on.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, somewhere, it's definitely not. Yeah, the Niners definitely should be a higher percentage chance than the Bears.

Speaker 1 That's a fair estimation, even though the Bears are technically in the playoffs if it started today.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know if the Steelers are going to make the playoffs.

Speaker 1 I'm looking at their schedule right now. They're playing the Bengals.
They should win, but they lost to the Bengals.

Speaker 1 They have never been able to figure out how to guard Jamar Chase. They still have

Speaker 1 two games against the Ravens, a game against the Lions, and a game against the Bills.

Speaker 1 Bears, Dolphins, and Browns mixed in as well. But those four games,

Speaker 1 they're going to end up 9-8.

Speaker 1 It's pretty much a question: is 9-8 good enough to make the playoffs?

Speaker 5 Which, I mean, it's perfect for Mike Tomlin.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but that's it. Is 9-8 good enough to make the playoffs?

Speaker 1 I don't know the answer to that.

Speaker 5 I don't know either. It's going to be right on that line.
Yeah.

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How are you feeling?

Speaker 1 Good. I feel like.

Speaker 1 The buy going into Monday night football, I feel like I've been through like five football days without watching the Eagles. That's a lot of football.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I don't even have a vibe. I don't have a vibe on the team right now.
Oh, no. Is A.J.
Brown playing? Shut up the haters.

Speaker 4 A.J.

Speaker 1 Brown playing. Did he get traded? Nolan Smith playing.
Jalen Phillips playing.

Speaker 1 Jaira Alexander not playing. Not playing.
Yeah. In the revenge game.
No, I'm dropping him. In the revenge game.
Bomb on the Eagles.

Speaker 1 Because I desperately want your take to be correct for the Packers to suck. Yep.
That would be awesome. That would be awesome.

Speaker 5 How many tush pushes are we getting?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 5 Right in the Packers' face. Two.

Speaker 5 It feels personal for the tush pushes.

Speaker 4 They should do it first play of the game. Yeah.
They should.

Speaker 1 I like that idea. Set the tone.
I like that idea. Let them know.
Let them know we coming. Yeah.
We coming.

Speaker 1 Are you going to.

Speaker 1 What's your attire tomorrow? What's the food tomorrow?

Speaker 1 Doing the pizza and Pepsi? I don't know. Maybe.

Speaker 4 Puts the Pepsi again.

Speaker 4 Should we?

Speaker 5 Part of my cheese steak. Part of my chest.

Speaker 1 Part of my cheese steaks.

Speaker 1 I mean, are you going to be wearing your Kelly Green? Yeah, I'll probably wear the jumpsuits. Fuck yes.
I'll probably wear the jumpsuit. Jumpsuit's good.
Get it whipped up. Fuck yeah.
It's a big game.

Speaker 1 It's a big fucking game. Yeah, every game is a big game.
The Eagles only play the best teams in the NFL.

Speaker 1 The Eagles schedule is crazy. It is insane.

Speaker 5 Have the Eagles made it to Lambeau yet? There were some travel issues. There were.

Speaker 1 I don't know about these issues. Oh, no.
You got to bring up the brain. You don't know about these issues?

Speaker 1 It's snowing out here. Shut down.

Speaker 1 Eagles travel-ish. I got a DM that Joe Flacco got de-planned.
Won't be practicing tomorrow. What? Got de-planned? Yeah, travel issues.
Shit. He's back home in Philly.

Speaker 1 Some fans have decided to drive

Speaker 1 because of the delays. I like that.

Speaker 5 I love that, yeah.

Speaker 1 Fans aren't going to miss it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 They'll get there.

Speaker 5 They will be there by game time.

Speaker 1 Delayed a few hours getting to Green Bay.

Speaker 5 That's no problem. No, that's not.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Who cares?

Speaker 5 That's the reason why Penn State lost that game.

Speaker 1 Penn State loses every game.

Speaker 5 No, but they lost that one game because the flight got fucked up. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yep. Small runway.
Small runway. They have to go all the way to Harrisburg.
It's brutal. Brutal.
It's fucking brutal. I had to do that.
Yeah, you did. Fly out of Harrisburg.

Speaker 1 And you had like a, you got angry and had to go to Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 not as good as State College.

Speaker 1 We are.

Speaker 1 Oh, that wasn't that funny. It's such a great video.
Can we add the video in? No, I'm not. Yeah.

Speaker 5 I think we should add the video in.

Speaker 1 Penn State fans, we want you to get up. Hey, it's Hank and Max from Point My City.

Speaker 1 Oh, that was so bad.

Speaker 5 Did I tell you that Hank tried to make me do that ad?

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Yeah, and I was like, this makes no sense.

Speaker 5 I'm not even going to the game. I tried hard.

Speaker 1 You literally killed the Penn State program.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I don't really care about that, but.

Speaker 1 They do not have a win. They definitely did, yeah.
Since.

Speaker 4 That's just like funny to me. Yeah.
They don't have a big bunch of people. Probably not for Penn State fans, but like I.
Thank God they didn't play that.

Speaker 1 I get humor out of that.

Speaker 5 Penn State fans join me in my crusade against Hank.

Speaker 5 It really would have.

Speaker 1 Like, if they, if that actually got played anywhere except for ourselves,

Speaker 1 it really would have killed the program. Yeah, they should end up with.

Speaker 4 80,000 people versus like a million that have seen it since. No, but

Speaker 1 optics is way different. Way different.
They should win two out of the next three.

Speaker 1 Maybe winning.

Speaker 1 They've lost everyone. Yeah, they're playing Michigan State and Rutgers in Nebraska.

Speaker 1 They lost to. I mean, they lost to UCLA in Northwestern.
UCLA's a wagon. Oh, they're not.
Yeah, no, they're not. They're definitely not.
They have like two weeks.

Speaker 5 Max, did you see that play in high school football where that guy just walked all the way down the field with like six guys draped on him?

Speaker 1 That was a pretty sick play they were just shown on there. Yeah, that's what it was.

Speaker 5 That's what the Eagles should do tomorrow.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was cool.

Speaker 5 I'm Jalen Hurts.

Speaker 1 Just fuck him up. Let's make it an easy night.
Yeah. Let's make it an easy bet.
Let's make it an easy night.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go nuke. Coming off a buy.
On the Packers.

Speaker 1 Great coming off a buy.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I'm betting on the Packers, too.

Speaker 1 No, I'm betting on the Eagles.

Speaker 1 I would not.

Speaker 1 I need the Bears would be the, I think, second in the NFC North if the Packers lost. So

Speaker 1 are you going? Are you going Eagles?

Speaker 1 You already went in. Are you hungry, dog?

Speaker 4 I lost, so I'm.

Speaker 1 Oh, now you're going backwards. You just said they sucked.

Speaker 5 Hank's a free agent now. You just said they suck.

Speaker 1 You literally just said the backers. You just said they sucked.
I want you to know. I have not placed a bet yet.
What's the spread?

Speaker 1 I think it's minus one and a half. Two.
Yeah, two. Minus one and a half.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Let's take a look. Let's go.
Max, pull that up. Let's go, birds.

Speaker 1 Backers coming off the walls.

Speaker 1 Fuck.

Speaker 1 The Eagles coming out and coming off. It actually is the only reason.

Speaker 1 That was just a lot, the guy on Twitter said. Oh.
I don't know. Sirianni coming off a buy is good.
I can't find the stat. All right, I'm putting it in right now.
We're done talking about it.

Speaker 1 Sirianni coming off a buy

Speaker 1 is

Speaker 1 Jalen Hurts and Nick Siriani have never lost coming off a buy. Boom.
Bet is in.

Speaker 1 Bet is in. Okay, let's do.

Speaker 1 Has Matt LaFlore lost coming off a loss? Who's back of the week? What? Has Matt LaFleur ever lost coming off?

Speaker 1 That's a really good question. That's true.

Speaker 1 That makes sense. Matt LaFleur back-to-back

Speaker 1 losses. I mean, they definitely have lost back-to-back games.

Speaker 5 They definitely have. In 2022, Packers coach Matt LaFleur loses back-to-back regular season games for the first time.

Speaker 1 That was in 2022.

Speaker 5 That was in 2022.

Speaker 1 Last year, they definitely lost two in a row. Did they not?

Speaker 1 They did.

Speaker 1 They lost their last two last year to end the season. Vikings Vikings and Bears.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Come on, Max. And then in 2023, they lost a bunch of times in a row.
They also lost.

Speaker 1 Coming off their loss to the Browns, they tied the Cowboys. Yeah, and that was a loss.
Yeah. That was a loss.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 they already have a sample size of coming off of a bad loss. Yeah.
And it wasn't good. And it was, yeah.

Speaker 5 It was a tie. It's a tie.
So what if they tied you, Max? That's actually.

Speaker 1 That's plus one and a half, then.

Speaker 1 That's your best case scenario.

Speaker 5 no, no, my best case scenario is for the Eagles to tie a game not later, just later.

Speaker 1 Yeah, all right. Let's do who's back of the week, finish up the show.
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Speaker 4 My who's back of the week. It was Max B.

Speaker 4 Snow is back.

Speaker 5 Snow is back, dude.

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Speaker 4 T-Bush Gaming, I guess.

Speaker 1 This snowstorm is...

Speaker 1 We'll see. Yeah.

Speaker 4 And then Fitzgerald, 50-year anniversary today.

Speaker 1 Do you see they're live tweeting it? Yeah. Live tweeting the radio call.
Are you going to tune in? While you read Don Quixote?

Speaker 4 I will be tuning in to those tweets.

Speaker 4 If there wasn't one,

Speaker 4 I might have tried to drive to Michigan or something. See, they're doing ceremonies and stuff around.
Wait, is it 50?

Speaker 1 50 year anniversary,

Speaker 4 1975.

Speaker 5 What if there was an account that just tweeted out the entire contents of Don Quixote, like tweet by tweet? Would you follow that account?

Speaker 1 No, he wouldn't even do that. Yeah.
He wouldn't even do that. You follow it? No,

Speaker 4 I have that Twitter account

Speaker 4 in my possession. It's called

Speaker 5 a book. Yeah.

Speaker 5 It is pretty crazy that it's 50 years to the date. I saw that there was a snowacane out on Lake Michigan.
Right now?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, no, it's like we have thunder snow.

Speaker 5 A hurricane of snow with an eye.

Speaker 1 I hit one tweet about it, and I've been in the algorithm ever since. It's basically...

Speaker 1 the greatest event for any meteorologist or wannabe meteorologist. They're all talking about it because there's like some big, it's lake effect snow snow and it's where is it going to land?

Speaker 1 I saw a forecast that we're due to get between one and 15 inches of snow. That's not a forecast.
That just isn't.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's not a forecast.

Speaker 5 I did see one meteorologist the other night be like, yeah, you know, we might get thunder snow.

Speaker 5 And there are meteorologists that worked in this city for 40 years that never got to see thunderstorm snow before they retired. And it seemed like it was personal.

Speaker 5 Like, he was talking shit to this guy that

Speaker 5 already retired. Sat by his biggest hater's funeral.

Speaker 4 They had the news on

Speaker 4 after Sunday football ended and they had school closings on the bottom.

Speaker 1 My kids...

Speaker 4 We were golfing on Wednesday. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But it's going to be 50 again on this Wednesday. Might have to golf again.

Speaker 5 Might have to golf again.

Speaker 4 I don't know. I think after snow, it's over.

Speaker 5 No, I've played six last rounds of the year of golf so far. 18 inches? I can go for seven.

Speaker 1 I think we're going to get, I'll predict right now.

Speaker 4 None of this.

Speaker 1 Call my shot. I think we're going to get three inches, and it's going to be gone by Wednesday morning.
I feel like it's going home.

Speaker 4 I live near the lake. It's going to be a war.

Speaker 1 Well, it depends if the band sits down on your face or not.

Speaker 1 You don't know. The band could sit down wherever the fuck it wants to.
When are we going to know if we're going to pass it? We're back on Tuesday.

Speaker 1 My kids' school already said, hey, we're doing school, which is like, okay, nice.

Speaker 5 No, I said stool. Oh, stool.

Speaker 1 Is stool canceled?

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Cancel it.
Cancel it. No, I'm not canceling canceling it.
Two-hour delay for stool.

Speaker 1 A snow day would be so sick.

Speaker 4 You'd be such a legend. Dude, stool.

Speaker 1 One day we've got a snow day. We did have one in New York.
Remember that?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 I think we went to work. I think everyone else was saying.

Speaker 1 I remember just taking the train and there was no one on it and then trudging in and we had to do the show. It was kind of cool.

Speaker 5 It was cool.

Speaker 1 I liked the first snow day.

Speaker 5 I liked the first snow. Oh, so you're taking a personal snow day.

Speaker 1 Till the Eagles came. Yeah.
I'll come in for the game.

Speaker 5 The first snow day of the year is awesome. I'll probably come in early.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You're not doing Yak Gauntlet. Nope, I'm doing that.
Oh, yeah, you are. I thought because I had this, I had this exact thought of it.
I might not come in until the Eagles gauntlet.

Speaker 4 I have to come in and do that. I said I'm fucking Yak Gauntlet.

Speaker 1 No, you get to do it. Yeah.
Yeah, we get to do it. And there's a fucking cash prize, buddy.

Speaker 4 The grind, man. The grind never stops.

Speaker 1 Okay, good who's back. I don't even know what it was.
Just the wet. Snow.

Speaker 1 Snow. Yeah, I mean, Cheryl.

Speaker 1 For a national sports podcast, we're doing a bad job right now talking about the one one band of snow that's going to hit essentially just Chicago and northwest Indiana. Nowhere else.

Speaker 1 Like, if you're west of the city, if you're in Naperville, I don't even think you're going to hit snow. So we're not even, we're so hyper-localized with this snow talk.

Speaker 1 And Ebene Fitzrod. And Emmet Fitzchild.
Never forget.

Speaker 5 PFT, your who's back. My who's back of the week is Antonio Brown.

Speaker 1 Oh, he's back in the United States right now.

Speaker 5 He was in Dubai, and then he got extradited, flown back to New Jersey, and now he is flying to Florida to face attempted murder charges.

Speaker 5 Because of what happened, and was at the Aiden Ross live stream? Yeah. Apparently, he stole a security guard's gun and allegedly fired two shots at a guy.

Speaker 5 One of the bullets, I guess, grazed the guy's neck. So, yeah, Antonio Brown back,

Speaker 5 also in prison.

Speaker 5 That was a crazy live stream, though.

Speaker 1 Is he still tweeting? Or at least the guy who runs his account?

Speaker 5 I don't know. I actually blocked Antonio Brown a while ago on Twitter before he started doing the CTE SPN stuff.
Yeah, yeah. I forget exactly what it was.
I think me and him had beef.

Speaker 4 His dick when he posted his dick?

Speaker 5 It was probably when he was jacking off in the hotel pool. Yeah.
I thought, maybe I don't need to see that.

Speaker 5 But yeah, it was a wild live stream.

Speaker 1 That is, yeah. So he's gonna go to jail or maybe? I don't know.

Speaker 5 He's charged with attempted murder.

Speaker 5 Pretty crazy that Tom Brady found himself around all these guys that did all this bad stuff.

Speaker 5 Kind of coincidentally.

Speaker 1 Hank?

Speaker 4 Yeah, Patrick Mahomes would never.

Speaker 1 That's actually a fair counterpoint.

Speaker 1 That was good. That was quick, Hank.
At midnight on a Sunday?

Speaker 5 Not necessarily a

Speaker 5 counterpoint, more of an excellent deflection point. A past the buck point.

Speaker 4 Yeah, there's bad guys that are good athletes.

Speaker 4 News alert.

Speaker 1 News alert. Welcome to Earth.

Speaker 5 It is weird, though, like the way this all shook out.

Speaker 1 Apparently, he just flew to.

Speaker 5 He's been chilling in Dubai for the last two months. That's nuts.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And wait, so then they just picked him up, and that's got to suck. That's going to be the worst flight.
That's a tough flight. Everyone talks about bad flights.

Speaker 1 The extradition flight has got to be the worst. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Do they let the handcuffs off on the plane? I don't know.

Speaker 1 My who's back of the week is the

Speaker 1 athletics, which Las Vegas, Sacramento, the Sacramento Athletics, just the Athletics, their Twitter account, because after 655 days, they have opened their account to replies again.

Speaker 5 That should be a mistake.

Speaker 1 That's insane. And they had on their first tweet back with replies open,

Speaker 1 they were talking about Silver Sluggers, and they had 1,400 replies to it. So they didn't have any replies open until November 8th.
655 days. Pretty crazy.
Cowards. Good afternoon.

Speaker 5 Cowards.

Speaker 1 Also, Emmanuel Clase,

Speaker 1 he did some bad things. That was.

Speaker 1 So they arrested Ortiz, and then they are looking for Emmanuel Clase. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And he

Speaker 1 did it all for like 12 grand. Apparently.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He was making 5K to rig his. Okay, yeah.
So he,

Speaker 1 and they have like a bunch of texts. I don't know why you would text about all this.

Speaker 5 Yeah, he was texting his buddies. Because there were a couple times that he tried to throw a first pitch for a ball and then somebody swung at it.
And then his buddies were upset about it.

Speaker 5 He's like, my bad guys. Sorry about that.
Yeah. You should probably just never text these things.
You should not do them.

Speaker 5 But if you do do them, it's like there should be an additional penalty that gets tacked onto your sense if you're just stupid as shit.

Speaker 5 while committing a crime. It is funny.

Speaker 1 This is not funny because this is bad and we need to get this out of sports, but watching the Andy Pajes

Speaker 1 swing at Emmanuel Clase trying to throw a ball

Speaker 1 and his friend losing $100,000 on it.

Speaker 5 It is funny. Yeah.
That's funny watching it back.

Speaker 1 All right, Zach, finish this off.

Speaker 5 My Who's Back of the Week this week is Sidney Sweeney. Oh.
What happened? Sidney Sweeney may be getting into the fight game. What?

Speaker 5 Sidney Sweeney, recent recent star on a biopic for a woman, Christy Martin, female boxer.

Speaker 5 And Sidney Sweeney saying,

Speaker 5 I guess she had to put on a little bit of boxing weight to get right and was doing the training and everything. Yeah, the heavy bags.

Speaker 5 Yeah, her quote was, in the middle of filming this, I was like, I love this. This isn't a hypothetical as you think it is.
I'd totally do a charity belt. That'd be so sick.
You'll have to wait.

Speaker 5 I'm serious. Stay tuned and you'll see it.
I have some names that can't be thrown out. Who do you guys think Sidney Sweeney could knock out in the ring?

Speaker 1 Me. Yeah, I think.
I'll fight her.

Speaker 5 I think there's probably like a million horny guys that would sign up to get this shit kicked out of them by Sidney Shaney.

Speaker 1 Punch you in the face, Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 5 Super fair point. Yeah.
Women-wise, though, do you think there's a bout, like, is there another actress you'd want to see her go head-to-head with?

Speaker 1 Pelosi.

Speaker 1 The Cannon show.

Speaker 1 She's not doing much. Cannons versus Cannon.
Get her out of retirement? Yeah, she retired, right? Yeah.

Speaker 5 I don't know. Step in the ring.
Yeah, pretty much anyone is the answer.

Speaker 1 Do you have an answer for this, Zach?

Speaker 1 I don't. I would have said that.
You're just pulling up Sidney Sweeney's tits.

Speaker 1 What are you doing? I think Margo Roby. What do we do? Make for a good bout.
You know, we can't concentrate when that happens. I'm not supposed to.
Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 1 This is the news.

Speaker 1 We're trying to stay on task, and you're just throwing her tits in our face.

Speaker 1 These are just examples and tits.

Speaker 1 This is pictures of the woman we're speaking of.

Speaker 1 You're right. We wouldn't have known.

Speaker 5 It's a great dress.

Speaker 1 But what happens when you, I don't know if you noticed, Max, but when you keep pulling up pictures of Sidney Sweeney's tits, we just keep going silent.

Speaker 1 That happened. He did it again.
He just did it again.

Speaker 1 People were listening to podcasts. They're like, oh, shit, did my Bluetooth just fuck up on my phone? I'm sitting in my car.
My Bluetooth's out? No.

Speaker 1 More Sidney Sweeney tits.

Speaker 5 I think this is a great news story, Zach. Thank you for bringing this up.

Speaker 5 Yes, sir. Maybe she, you know, Cindy Sweeney, great curves, body goes crazy.
Maybe she has hands too.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 There was another pair right there.

Speaker 1 It's just, we can't, it's like chewing gum and walking. We got a button.
We can't podcast and look at tits. You can't do it.
You can't tits it. It just completely

Speaker 1 brings this thing to a halt.

Speaker 5 To podcast professionally, you have to have an ample supply of blood in your brain. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Max, you actually,

Speaker 1 if you could ever be smart and make the connection, like when we're trolling you and poking you, you just need to just throw tits in our face.

Speaker 1 It's basically like a cop throwing out the

Speaker 1 speed strip or whatever.

Speaker 1 Just get our

Speaker 1 the car's got flat tires now.

Speaker 1 There was another one. Okay.

Speaker 1 We got to end the show.

Speaker 1 What is that?

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 okay.

Speaker 5 Go back to the dress real quick.

Speaker 5 I just want to see something. That's not the dress.

Speaker 1 That's ass. We can podcast her ass.

Speaker 5 I mean, I can see the pressure.

Speaker 1 This is the worst podcasting possible. Yeah, that's it.
This is actually worse than when Hank read a chapter of Duncan Key. That's the problem.

Speaker 1 I'm thinking about the podcast listeners is the problem.

Speaker 5 I'm thinking about the ice cream.

Speaker 1 They're probably pulling up pictures of Sidney Sweeney too. That's true.
Shout out the boys doing the same, following along.

Speaker 1 They're following along the lesson plan.

Speaker 1 There's her left hip. There's her right hip.
Listen, I think she's beautiful.

Speaker 5 Me too.

Speaker 1 I'm a big fan of her.

Speaker 5 Lock me up if that's a crime. I want to go to prison

Speaker 5 if thinking that Sidney Sweeney is beautiful is against the law. It's not a country I want to live in.

Speaker 1 Okay. Good show, boys.

Speaker 1 Numbers.

Speaker 4 22.

Speaker 1 77. I'll go 34 for Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 5 Go 39.

Speaker 1 44.

Speaker 1 99. Pudd.
I'm going to go 15. 13.

Speaker 1 What'd you do, Hank? 22.

Speaker 1 Memes, you think this is the time?

Speaker 1 66.

Speaker 1 I think it's gonna be now. Going for a third one.
Memes, why don't you tell me when to stop?

Speaker 1 Nah.

Speaker 1 That was actually smart of you, because then we could have said, oh, he was looking at it.

Speaker 1 Why is it right?

Speaker 1 Five.

Speaker 1 That is so close.

Speaker 4 Should we do one more?

Speaker 1 Yeah, let's do one more. Let's do one more.
Same numbers. Let's pull up the numbers.

Speaker 1 Shut the fuck up. Let's pull them up.
Go pack go. Oh, memes.
Someone actually at

Speaker 1 Starkfield this weekend said guest 24.

Speaker 1 They said, tell memes to guess 24.

Speaker 1 Do you want to switch to 24? No. You could switch right now from 3 to 24.
The Starkville AWL said 24. Nope.
Shout out that guy. Got his teeth kicked in this weekend.

Speaker 1 Memes, I forgot you were a bulldog.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 Shane! Shane! 13!

Speaker 1 Let's go! Shane!

Speaker 1 Bolts up, Shane! Shane!

Speaker 1 Speech! Way to go, Shane! Speech! All right, this is speech, and also talk about the Chargers, and also talk about, tell memes how to do it. Charge them if you got them.
Charge them if you got them.

Speaker 1 Well, I just want to,

Speaker 1 what's it called? Dedicate it to Keenan Allen

Speaker 1 tonight for the Antonio Gates record. That's awesome.

Speaker 4 Probably the

Speaker 1 top three, maybe second best charger of my lifetime.

Speaker 1 Fuck about this.

Speaker 1 Shane behind who? Who?

Speaker 1 Huh? Behind who?

Speaker 5 Who's your number one most favorite? Phil Rivers try? Oh, not LT.

Speaker 1 Oh, well, that was kind of.

Speaker 5 Was he more of a jet?

Speaker 1 Well, he was when I was like five years old, so I was like.

Speaker 1 Yeah. All right, so great win tonight, Shane.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 Do you want to tell me how you did it?

Speaker 1 I don't. You don't? Just fucking talk.
Why? Like, he's being mean.

Speaker 5 Like, I did nothing to him. He's just.

Speaker 5 There's no point.

Speaker 1 What did I say? No one gives a fuck about the Chargers. Who gives a fuck about the Chargers? That's what you said.
Then you just.

Speaker 1 I'm being mean. I care.
I care, Shane. I'm being mean.
I care.

Speaker 1 I care. I also didn't ask him about the Chargers.
I asked him about how he got

Speaker 1 the lottery ball machine. Memes.

Speaker 1 I didn't ask him about the Chargers. I asked him how he got the lottery ball machine.
I said, great win. That's a great question.
Yeah. But I'm being mean.

Speaker 1 Some tension. Yeah.
I like it.

Speaker 1 I like the tension in the mood.

Speaker 1 Shane, I care about the Chargers. Great win tonight.
Great job getting the lottery ball.

Speaker 4 Memes was being mean, too.

Speaker 1 Memes was being mean to you for no reason. I was just trying to dedicate to Keenan.
I know. And he stole your money.

Speaker 5 I thought it was a touching dedication. It was a beautiful moment.

Speaker 1 Keenan probably listens.

Speaker 1 Probably. Yeah.
And now his moment was just. It's forever enshrined in the lottery pool.
And it's forever stolen by memes. I'm going to replay this, and it's just like,

Speaker 1 try to do something nice about Keenan Allen. Drop the charges.

Speaker 1 Drop the charges.

Speaker 5 That was kind of memes' Kanye West moment, wasn't it?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 I'm going to let you finish, but nobody cares. I cares.
That's brutal. I care.

Speaker 1 A lot.

Speaker 1 Great job, Shane.

Speaker 1 Thank you. Memes, would you like to apologize to Shane? No.

Speaker 1 not even a little bit. No, memes, just a little, little, little bit.

Speaker 5 Do you see Shane getting the lottery ball and be like, maybe I should change up what I'm doing? Shane, would

Speaker 1 sorry, never mind. What? I was going to ask if Shane would like to apologize to memes.
For what? Apologize for what? For getting the ball? Yeah.

Speaker 1 There was a time where you guys wouldn't even let me guess. I had to sit in the fucking control room.

Speaker 1 What does that have to do with anything?

Speaker 1 Maybe Shane go sit at his desk. Oh, you want to take away his lottery ball too much?

Speaker 1 Get him out.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 5 Great day for Shane. Great day.

Speaker 1 Awesome day. Bolted up.
Got the lotto. No one deserves it more.

Speaker 4 No one deserves it more.

Speaker 5 You still got the football?

Speaker 1 Still got it. Yeah.
It's beautiful. Beautiful day.

Speaker 1 End of the show. Got the rings.

Speaker 5 How are the rings doing, Shane?

Speaker 1 I think I lost one of the rings. Oh, no.
Oh, no. Oh, no.

Speaker 5 That's bad.

Speaker 1 We got to get another rings. The raisin rings.

Speaker 1 You actually owe me the football if you don't wear the ring.

Speaker 4 Is that a sign? Maybe this is Charger's year?

Speaker 5 No. The missing ring went to the team.
Yeah. Could be.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Your next ring is a championship ring.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 You left room for it, for that ring.

Speaker 1 Maybe we should get you a ring with the number 13 on it for getting the lottery ball. Could.
Would you like that? I'd like to. I would maybe do that for you.
That'd be very nice.

Speaker 1 How many wins do you have, Shane? I think we're now seven and three. Ooh.

Speaker 5 No, no, no, for the lottery ball. Oh, I like that.

Speaker 1 I like that. Just thinking about the charger down.
I think my fifth or sixth.

Speaker 1 Too many

Speaker 1 track. Who can keep track of all the things? You just went full hand with the rings.
Yeah. Like the Jordan picture.
Yeah. No, it's time to get one for the thumb.

Speaker 1 Okay. Yeah.
But no, you're close. You're going to get a closer segment.
Wow. And

Speaker 5 you got it 27 days ago.

Speaker 4 Shane, have you ever read Don Quixote?

Speaker 1 No, heard about it, though. Do you want to

Speaker 1 read a page for us right now?

Speaker 1 I'd rather not.

Speaker 1 It's in Spanish, right? No.

Speaker 1 I don't fucking say that.

Speaker 5 Damn, Shane's on a run right now.

Speaker 1 He's so hot. Max wants to know about that.

Speaker 1 Oh!

Speaker 1 What did I do? This is coming out everywhere. What did I do? They were going to keep us going.

Speaker 1 We're just going. We're just going.
We start fucking spraying everyone up. Did Max want to know about a little run?

Speaker 1 Yeah, everyone heard him.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's literally speaking into a microphone. Correct.
It's the electric segment.

Speaker 1 Okay, let's end the show. Good job, Shane.
I apologize, Max. Thank you.
Oh, nice. I accept your apology.
I apologize. Anything to Shane? No.
All he did? Fuck.

Speaker 5 Good job, Shane. Good job, Shane.

Speaker 1 Who am I feeling?

Speaker 5 Love you guys.

Speaker 5 Oh.

Speaker 1 Good job, Shane.

Speaker 1 What are you doing, Shane? Shane, Shane.

Speaker 1 change

Speaker 1 the colour,

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 the cake.

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