Bonus Bill – Ep. #507

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the world.

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Ademas delicios os trosos de granola nuces y fruta que todos vanadis brutad.

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Tokal bene para saber masbo podcast from the HBO late night series, real time with Bill Maher.

Thank you so much.

I appreciate it.

Now you're excited because there's a Democratic debate, and they asked Joe Biden about live streaming.

He said, I'm just going to hold it.

Well, we are once again without a national security advisor.

Trump fired John Bolton this week.

That's his third one.

He fired him, and now he's attacking him,

the man he hired, just like he used to attack Jeff Sessions, remember the Attorney General, but he hired, attack the shit out of him.

He's always attacking these days the chair of the Federal Reserve, who he hired.

The only administration he hates more than Obama's is his.

Oh, he outdid himself.

He was sitting with Melania yesterday in the Oval Office talking about a big new issue that he's, whoo, he's on this, vaping.

Vaping.

He's taken on vaping.

Vaping can be bad for your health.

And he said, that's how the first lady got involved.

She's got a son.

Yeah, with you.

She's got a son with you.

Let me jog your memory.

You were fucking Stormy Daniels.

You got a call Milani is in labor.

That kid, yeah.

And yet they stay together.

Not so the Palins of Alaska.

The Sarah Palin, did you see that?

Very sad.

They're getting divorced after 31 years of marriage.

Todd Palin filed for divorce.

He gets the house.

She gets the meth lab.

Typical.

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