Bonus Bill – Ep. #503

Speaker 1 Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Night Series, Real Time with Bill Ma.

Speaker 2 Wow. But we need a uniter and we wind up with Trump.
It's like needing a chef and getting Hannibal Lecter.

Speaker 2 And he thinks they like him. He went to the hospital in Ohio and he said, we had an amazing day.
The love, the respect for the presidency. I wish you could have been there to see it.

Speaker 2 Yes, people were like, Oh, I wish I could get shot every day.

Speaker 2 Of course,

Speaker 2 right after it happened, they made him do a teleprompter address, one of his sniffling, monotone, Adderall speeches.

Speaker 2 He said, Hatred warps the mind and devours the soul.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I know, I've seen your rallies.

Speaker 2 He said, hate has no place in our country. On Twitter, yes, of course, but not in the country.

Speaker 2 And then he blamed mental illness, which of course is a big part of this, but I mean, it's pretty ironic. The president, who obviously suffers from mental illness,

Speaker 2 telling us that we have to address mental illness. This is like when the evangelical preacher lectures you on gay sex.

Speaker 2 But the guy who shot up El Paso, he was a white nationalist. He said in his manifesto that he wasn't mimicking Trump's words.
He said, I have nothing to do with Trump. I'm not like him at all.

Speaker 2 And then he signed it the least racist person in the world.

Speaker 2 And then to add insult to injury of all this, Trump, when he was in Dayton where the shooting was, called it Toledo.

Speaker 2 And then to one-up them, Joe Biden said the shootings happened in Houston and Michigan.

Speaker 2 Oh, I can't wait to see those debates.

Speaker 2 I think the winner is going to be the guy who remembers to wear pants. All right.
Thank you very much.

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