Bonus Bill – Ep. #500

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Night Series, Real Time with Bill Ma.

Thank you very much.

Thank you. I appreciate it.
With Iran, Iran shot down one of our drones. I just heard the end of this story before I came on.

Something about we violated their space. No, we weren't in their space.
I thought it was about Joe Biden.

But no,

either we were in Iranian airspace or not with this drone, and Trump is furious. He said if there was one thing we will not stand for, it is an act of aggression towards our acts of aggression.

So today Trump is huddled with his advisors, weighing his options, his options being a tweet about how the Ayatollah is a loser,

a tweet about how the Ayatollah is low energy, or calling him crazy Ayatollah. So those are the options.

But Trump,

I don't know if you saw it, but Trump kicked off his 2020 reelection campaign this week. It was all about Hillary.
Her presidency has been a disaster so far.

She didn't get Mexico to pay for that wall she promised.

She added trillions of the debt, and it's been one investigation after another.

Oh, wait, that's him.

I mean, he could just say anything to these people. He said he promised in his second term that he would beat cancer and AIDS.

Wow, but not bone spurs. We know

those are incurable.

But yeah, the big rally was in Orlando, Florida, Florida, of course, because that's a pivotal state in the 2020 election. And also, he wanted to be there in person when ICE arrested Aladdin.

Well, Joe Biden's in a bit of trouble because he was bragging about how he can work with anybody, and he mentioned two formerly very segregationist senators, and so he's taking the heat now he said today I don't have a racist bone in my body he said I have been giving black people uncomfortable hugs for 50 years

Sanders White's black

former communications director of the White House Hope Hicks testified yesterday behind

closed doors to the House Judiciary Committee and refused to answer any questions Democrats when did they get it the reason you hold hearings is so people can hear people who don't read can then hear it and watch it The Mueller Report, it's like a software license agreement.

Nobody read it.

Okay, thank you very much. It sounds like a great friend.

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