Bonus Bill – Ep. #493

Charlie Sheen is an icon of decadence.

I lit the fuse and my life turns into everything it wasn't supposed to be.

He's going the distance.

He was the highest paid TV star of all time.

When it started to change, it was quick.

He kept saying, No, no, no, I'm in the hospital now, but next week I'll be ready for the show.

Now, Charlie's sober.

He's gonna tell you the truth.

How do I present this with any class?

I think we're past that, Charlie.

We're past that, yeah.

Somebody call action.

Yeah, aka Charlie Sheen, only on Netflix, September 10th.

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series, Real Time with Bill Ma.

Well, thank you very much.

Okay, all right.

I appreciate it.

20 Democrats.

That's the Trump effect, you know.

Everybody's like, hey, if the dumbest sick fuck in the world can do it, I can do it.

So,

but Biden, you know, he leads all Democrats in the polls, and he does the best by far, head-to-head in beating Trump.

This is his third run for president, you know, and a lot has changed since his first run.

Alaska's a state now.

But much of his popularity, of course, Joe Biden's popularity is because he was vice president to Barack Obama, and that's really the best a white kite can do in the Democratic Party nowadays.

Have a platform of, I have a black friend.

That's kind of it.

And

the other thing that happened, and we were off last week, the Mueller Report came out.

What was noteworthy was what was not in the Mueller report.

It provides tons of evidence, this Mueller report, about Trump's obstruction of justice and many instances where Trump people are accepting Russian help to win the election.

And then it comes to the conclusion, but what are you going to do?

And you know that guy who wrote the song, Don't Worry, Be Happy?

He's got a new one called Worry.

And I don't know if we also know why we were off Easter.

I guess that's why we took off, Easter.

And Trump had his Easter egg roll on the White House lawn.

And this is true.

He was bragging to a little kid that his wall is being built now.

And the kid said, you know, I believe in the giant bunny who brings candy, but that's some bullshit.

And I know.

Can you imagine that?

You're a toddler with no idea what you're doing at the White House, and you start talking to some kid about the wall?

All right.

Okay, let's

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