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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series, Real Time with Bill Ma.

Thank you, everybody. How you doing?

Thank you.

Okay, thank you very much. Okay, you're here in California.
You're safe. You're looking at the storm on TV every day, right?

Oh, those poor people on the East Coast, and there's always one stubborn idiot, no matter how big the disaster, refuses to leave the house he lives in. And his name is Donald Trump.

And

given what happened in Puerto Rico last year, he wants you to know it may take it up to a year for the power to come back on. So this winter, if you get cold, burn your Nikes.

But yeah, Hurricane Florence, it's been downgraded. That's the good news.
But still 130 mile-an-hour winds. They say it's spinning faster than Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Yeah, the religious folks, they always come to play when the hurricanes hit, don't they?

Pat Robertson said today, this hurricane is God's punishment for Stormy Daniels breaking the terms of her non-disclosure agreement.

Seems ridiculous.

But yeah, Trump spent another week proving how presidential he can be. As usual, the victim in any disaster is him.

He spent most of the week talking about Hurricane Maria, the one a year ago in Puerto Rico, which was an incredible, unsung success.

3,000 people died. He says the death toll was exaggerated by Democrats to make him look bad.
That's his thing with everything. The Democrats, they make up things.

That's all they do is they make up things. And who knows more about makeup than Donald Trump?

But yeah, everything Trump hates is a big hoax.

The Democrats made this up about Hurricane Marie. A big hoax.
The climate change is a big hoax. And the inauguration crowds doubting that was a big hoax.

Everything he hasn't done, the Mueller investigation is a big hoax. The female orgasm, a plot against me.

And then to round out another fantastic presidential week, on 9-11, he traveled to Pennsylvania with Melania for a memorial service in Shanksville.

Melania marked the event with a moment of silence that began when the Hollywood Access Tape was released and has continued up until this moment.

And Trump, did you see that? He walks over to a crowd of his drooling idiot fans. This is on 9-11, the most solemn day

we commemorate the deaths of all these people. He's like,

double fist pump. Which sounds like a Stormy Daniels movie.

But Shanksville, he acted like he was going to Margaritaville.

That's something you don't often see, a train wreck visiting a plane crash.

Okay.

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