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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Night Series, Real Time with Bill Ma.

I'll say this for Amarosa.

She's good at selling shit, just like Trump, so she's out there talking about her book.

She says Trump is a racist.

She says he's suffering from dementia and that he knew all about the collusion.

Not exactly bombshells.

It's like writing a book about Chris Christie and the big reveal is he snacks at night.

But

of course, Trump has taken it all well.

I'm joking, of course.

He tweeted about Amrosa eight times in 24 hours.

So far has called her crazed, a crying, low-life, and a dog.

That's the feel-good summer hit we're living with now.

When crazed, crying, low-life dog met whiny little bitch.

But it's funny, people are mad at the dog comment.

Trump has a very long history of calling people dogs, which is very ironic because he expects those around him to act just like a dog.

Unconditional love, right?

Always be loyal, and pee on the bed.

And, you know, when you think about it, Michael Cohen taped him, Amorosa taped him, Hollywood Access taped him.

The only one who didn't tape him was Obama.

Trump retweeted that Michael Cohen, listen to this, to refute something Amorosa said.

Ramorosa is claiming in the book that Trump at one point was eating a piece of paper,

which I actually can believe.

Trump retweeted Michael Cohen to refute that.

That's something.

A snake using a rat to disprove a weasel.

This is where we are, right?

And, you know, you don't even have to tape Trump.

He admits everything himself.

He tweeted out that Amarosa only lasted as long as she did in the White House because she said great things about me.

He's the only boss who starts a job interview by saying, so tell me a little something about myself.

Some of the other things that are coming out from this book, apparently Trump thinks Jared is a little gay.

He says he seems a little sweet to me.

That's his word for gay.

He seems a little sweet to me.

And yeah, I agree.

Jared's not a real man.

I bet he doesn't even use hairspray.

Well, Jared said he's not taking this lying down.

And then someone reminded him, Jared, you don't lie down at all.

At night, Ivanka drapes you over a chair so you don't wrinkle.

And you know, our education secretary, Betsy DeVos,

apparently Trump mocks her in private, calls her Ditzy DeVos.

Luckily, she'll never see it.

It's in a book.

And Amarosa says, Betsy DeVos is destroying our education system and that her governance is a travesty to children.

Betsy DeVos was not having it.

She got right on the phone and said, Siri, what's a travesty?

Oh.

And the racist stuff.

Trump, they were talking one day about Harriet Tubman.

Remember, they were talking about putting her on the $20 bill?

And Trump said, she's too ugly.

Too ugly for the $20 bill.

So they made a compromise: Harriet Tubman on the front, David Duke on the back.

That way he could say they were good people on both sides.

You had missed this story.

There was a grand jury report, over 300 Catholic priests have sexually abused over 1,000 children.

Even Jesus Christ today said, Jesus Christ.

And

this little, on the dictator front, Trump has revoked the security clearance of John Brennan, the ex-CIA director.

He says it's a security issue.

It's not.

It's an insecurity issue.

And Trump says he had to do it because he tweeted out, Brennan is, get this, frenzied, has wild outbursts, and makes outrageous, unfounded statements.

Frenzied, wild outbursts, outrageous, unfounded statements.

Who does that sound like?

Who, who,

who?

I can't think of it.

Yeah, Trump's favorite insult is always: I know you are, but what am I?

You're the puppet.

I'm not a puppet.

You're the puppet.

You're the one who's colluding.

I'm not eating grass naked on the lawn.

You're eating grass naked on the lawn.

Okay.

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