Bonus Bill – Ep. #468

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Okay, they are in a very good mood.

I don't know why, but turned out very good.

Probably because there was a special election.

Did you see that in Ohio?

Special election on Tuesday, right?

And this was a district that Democrats were not supposed to win, and we didn't.

Once again, came very close.

Remember when Trump said you're going to be tired of winning?

I'm tired of almost winning.

You know, this blue wave, talking about the blue wave coming, I don't know.

It may just be Democrats going, have a good time in Congress.

Don't forget to hate.

Now, the president is on vacation.

Oh, boy, did he earn it.

Yeah, he's on vacation in New Jersey because when you go on vacation you think New Jersey.

Yeah, he's having a good time.

He says he's going to cheat on his diet because it works so well with his taxes and his wife.

But he looks like he's getting a little nervous about the investigations that are swirling around him.

He admitted on Twitter this week that his son, Donnie Fuckface, Don Jr.,

douchebag one fuckface, that's his official name, that Don Jr.'s meeting, the famous one at Trump Tower during the campaign, was in fact, as we all thought, to get dirt on Hillary Clinton.

And he said, Don Jr.

may have wandered into legal jeopardy.

I love that.

Wandered into legal jeopardy.

That's my favorite game show.

Legal Jeopardy.

It's right after Wheel of Fortune at Sun.

Thank you, sir.

But Rudy Giuliani says he wants the whole investigation over by September.

Good luck with that.

And he says Todd Trump is willing to sit down.

with Special Investigator Robert Mueller.

But

Trump supporters, of course, see sitting down with Mueller as what they call a perjury trap because every time Trump opens his trap, he commits perjury.

and they're forgetting about that little legal trick you can use called not lying

but but that wouldn't be the case with Donald Trump he set a new record broke his own record of course of lies in a week 132 last week how about it ladies and gentlemen 132 in one week

Previous record was 103.

He smashed it.

My favorite lie of last week, he was giving one of his Nuremberg rallies there in Tampa,

and

he said,

there's a tremendous movie screen outside for all the thousands of people who couldn't get in.

There was no movie screen

and no one outside trying to get in.

You know, at least when Jim Jones told his followers to drink the Kool-Aid, there was Kool-Aid.

So

this is interesting.

Amarosa in the news.

She says she has tapes.

She recorded President Trump.

This is a good lesson for future presidents.

If you're looking at resumes under previous job experience, if it says reality show villain,

skip that one.

But I guess, you know, are you all native Californians?

Are you from out of town?

If you're from California, you know what we are always thinking about at this time of year is fire.

70% of the state has smoke over it.

You can see the fires now from space.

Trump tweeted blaming the victims, saying we are making the fires worse because, get this, he said we allowed a massive amount of our water to be diverted into the Pacific Ocean.

What?

That's right.

We're having trouble putting out our wildfires, not because of global warming.

That's not, because we dumped all our water into the Pacific Ocean.

Yes, and they call what they drop on the fire retardant?

Okay, thank you very much.

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