Bonus Bill – Ep. #465

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series, Real Time with Bill Ma.

Thank you very much.

You can sit down.

Thank you.

Wow.

The crowd is in a great mood today.

I feel that.

I feel you're in a grudge.

Yes.

I know why, because Trump

took a knee.

He took a knee on Operation.

I'll give you something to cry about.

That's right.

I mean, you see what went on the border this week and what happened?

That was pretty good.

We finally won one.

I've never seen a president, by the way, who creates his own crises as much as this man.

And he just turns on a dime.

He went, I didn't like the sight of families being separated.

Yeah, can you believe what that asshole Donald Trump was doing last week?

Just wait till Donald Trump finds out about the other things Trump's doing, put an end to that.

But that was two days ago.

Now, Trump's base, which was totally in support of the taking away the kids policy, now they're against taking away the kids because the cult leader changed his mind.

I would say these people are sheep, but sheep are useful.

And there are still thousands of these kids in detention, except now we've changed the policy.

They're certified free range.

No, no.

We changed.

We We will not keep kids in inhuman conditions separate from their parents.

We will have inhuman conditions where they're all together.

That's right, America.

Our transit camps are family style.

But I think if they had just given the kids iPads, then every parent in America would have just went, well, they have iPads.

They'll be fine.

In the middle of all this, Trump announces that he wants to merge the Department of Labor with the Department of Education to make a new and efficient Department of Child Labor.

He's just full of good ideas, I tell you.

But, you know, we don't have any education left in America anyway.

The administration itself cannot spell.

Did you see it?

The executive order about the separation of children and parents misspelled separation, and it's in the title.

I remember when our laws were better thought out than a sign in the break room

Four score and seven years ago, stop eating my yogurt, Steve.

But this is why you don't let Donald Trump travel.

He went to France and he saw a military parade, and he wanted a military parade.

He met with Kim Jong-un and he wanted a gulag.

You just don't let this man travel.

The other fantastic idea Trump came up with this week was to create a sixth branch of the military.

So that's a space force to guard our interests in space to protect us from the shithole planets.

Yes, just what the Trump administration needs: more space cadets.

Well,

Trump is a lot like Captain Kirk.

He gets off unscrewing aliens.

Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.

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