Bonus Bill – Ep. #458

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Speaker 2 Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Night Series, Real Time with Bill Moll.

Speaker 2 Thank you. How you doing?

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 3 President

Speaker 3 spent a half hour today calling into Fox and friends. He was defending watching TV all day.
He said it keeps you on the ball.

Speaker 3 He said,

Speaker 3 you keep your sanity. Really? That keeps your sanity.
What would you be like without TV?

Speaker 3 Because Naked at a Waffle House is taken.

Speaker 3 Then there was an awkward moment. The Foxton Friends people asked him about Milani's birthday.
And he said, yeah, I didn't do too good with that. I'm so busy I couldn't go shopping.

Speaker 3 He said, but I got her a nice card. Got her a card.

Speaker 3 It says, happy holidays from your state farm insurance agent, but it's still a card.

Speaker 3 I don't know if you heard about this Dr. Ronnie guy, Dr.
Ronnie Jackson. You know who he is?

Speaker 3 He's been the White House physician. And there are also allegations that he's, I got a very bad alcohol problem.
But you know what? If your job involves seeing Donald Trump naked, so would you.

Speaker 3 He was also accused of being drunk.

Speaker 3 on a foreign trip to the point where he was banging on a female staffer's hotel room in the middle of the night to the point where the Secret Service had to intervene, which was terrible because it scared their hookers.

Speaker 3 You want your doctor sober.

Speaker 3 No one wants to hear during the middle of a prostate exam, I've forgotten why we're doing this.

Speaker 3 He's out, and now Trump is turning to his second pick for the head of the VA, Andy Dick.

Speaker 3 But listen, President Trump has two new friends. As of this week, he's got two new friends, President of France and Kanye West.

Speaker 3 The Kanye relationship has not gotten quite as touchy-feely,

Speaker 3 but Kanye and Trump are tweeting great things back to each other. Kanye says he and Trump are brothers with dragon energy.
They both have dragon energy.

Speaker 3 You know, I bought dragon energy at a truck stop once, kept me up for three days.

Speaker 3 Stay away from the dragon energy.

Speaker 3 Isn't that something somehow these two have decided that they complete each other? Kanye West

Speaker 3 and Donald Trump, you know?

Speaker 3 Yeah, I guess they're like, huh, you have the world's biggest ego. I have the world's biggest ego.

Speaker 3 You tweet crazy nonsense. I tweet crazy nonsense.
My wife has a sex tape. You have a P-tape.

Speaker 3 We're meant for each other.

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