Bonus Bill – Ep. #458

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Night Series, Real Time with Bill Moll.

Thank you.

How you doing?

Okay.

President

spent a half hour today calling into Fox and friends.

He was defending watching TV all day.

He said it keeps you on the ball.

He said,

you keep your sanity.

Really?

That keeps your sanity.

What would you be like without TV?

Because Naked at a Waffle House is taken.

Then there was an awkward moment.

The Foxton Friends people asked him about Milani's birthday.

And he said, yeah, I didn't do too good with that.

I'm so busy I couldn't go shopping.

He said, but I got her a nice card.

Got her a card.

It says, happy holidays from your state farm insurance agent, but it's still a card.

I don't know if you heard about this Dr.

Ronnie guy, Dr.

Ronnie Jackson.

You know who he is?

He's been the White House physician.

And there are also allegations that he's, I got a very bad alcohol problem.

But you know what?

If your job involves seeing Donald Trump naked, so would you.

He was also accused of being drunk.

on a foreign trip to the point where he was banging on a female staffer's hotel room in the middle of the night to the point where the Secret Service had to intervene, which was terrible because it scared their hookers.

You want your doctor sober.

No one wants to hear during the middle of a prostate exam, I've forgotten why we're doing this.

He's out, and now Trump is turning to his second pick for the head of the VA, Andy Dick.

But listen, President Trump has two new friends.

As of this week, he's got two new friends, President of France and Kanye West.

The Kanye relationship has not gotten quite as touchy-feely,

but Kanye and Trump are tweeting great things back to each other.

Kanye says he and Trump are brothers with dragon energy.

They both have dragon energy.

You know, I bought dragon energy at a truck stop once, kept me up for three days.

Stay away from the dragon energy.

Isn't that something somehow these two have decided that they complete each other?

Kanye West

and Donald Trump, you know?

Yeah, I guess they're like, huh, you have the world's biggest ego.

I have the world's biggest ego.

You tweet crazy nonsense.

I tweet crazy nonsense.

My wife has a sex tape.

You have a P-tape.

We're meant for each other.

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