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Okay,

wow, look at this.

Thank you, boys.

Thank you very much, boys.

What a crowd.

What a crowd.

Thank you.

I say, with a reception like that, who needs a military parade?

Apparently Donald Trump.

Do you hear this shit?

Donald Trump, this man.

Gotta say, he gives me an LOL every day.

He doesn't mean to, but he does.

He wants now a fucking military parade.

He told the Pentagon he wants a parade with the tanks rolling down the streets.

And the Pentagon had to ask, ours are the Russians?

Trump wants to show the world how mighty he is.

I think penis enlargement surgery so much cheaper.

You know, this happened because last year he went to France and he saw their Bastille Day parade.

He said, I want a parade like one, like the one I saw in France.

Yes, if only the American military could be more like France.

And he had the nerve this week to call Democrats treasonous.

He used that word for, what was their offense, for not applauding him at the State of the Union address, while, of course, all the Republicans erupted in rapturous standing ovations at every brain fart that came out of his mouth.

Well, he has got those Republicans wrapped around his finger.

When he says stoop, they say, how low?

And he's very mad at the FBI.

You know this?

Oh, the Federal Bureau of Investigation keeps investigating.

He also wants to know why the NAACP is so focused on the advancement of colored people.

But you know, this is serious.

The Homeland Security people said yesterday that in the 2016 election, the Russians, quote, successfully penetrated the voter roles in at least two states.

Today, the Statue of Liberty was wearing a Me Me Too pin.

I mean,

this is.

I mean, we knew they hacked Hillary's emails.

We knew they put on false stories up on Facebook.

But this is something different.

This is actually getting into the voter rolls.

Even Republicans are worried.

They say if the Russians can get access to our polls, black people could be next.

Listen to this.

In Chicago, the Republicans for Congress are running an actual Nazi.

An actual Nazi.

A Republican, he's the nominee.

He's not going to win, but he's for a congressional seat in Chicago.

His name is Arthur Jones.

He's a retired insurance salesman.

He's not going to win.

We're not that crazy.

We still hate insurance salesmen.

His slogan is, when they go low, we go high.

That's

Trump was at the prayer breakfast today.

You know, there's a national prayer breakfast every year.

I'm not sure Trump in prayer.

He may not believe in prayer.

Clearly he believes in breakfast.

He calls it the most.

He says breakfast is the most important

continuous meal of the day.

Oh, and another one of the best people.

I have the best people.

Remember all about you.

The best people.

Another one of the best people is out at the White House.

Rob Porter is his name.

He is a very important job, assistant to the chief of staff.

He said it's just that government work is so consuming and he wants to spend more time beating his family.

What?

Brooks?

No.

But I know why you're happy.

The Olympics are tonight.

Trump loves the Winter Olympics.

He says, finally, an opportunity for the white athletes to shine.

All right.

Thank you very much.

Is that it?

That's it.

All right.

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