Bonus Bill – Ep. #445

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Night Series, Real Time with Bill Ma.

Hi, how you doing?

Great to see you all.

But, oh my God, the list just keeps getting longer. So usually the guys who get caught at this shit are very remorseful.
Not that Roy Moore guy.

Have you been following that shit? Oh my, he's still refusing to drop out of the Alabama Senate race.

And of course, if you know anything about his dating history, you know he's not a man who gives up easily.

The number of women now accusing him of sexual misconduct is almost in the teens, much like his victims.

And this week we heard from a woman who says Roy Moore attacked her when she was 16, and he denied it, and then she produced her high school yearbook, which he signed. You saw that?

And he signed it, Don't Change Over the Summer, but if you do, can I watch? I mean it's just very,

very inappropriate stuff, I'm saying.

But that Roy Moore, he really,

really,

really liked to hang out at the ball. Wow.

Back then he used the Ten Commandments as a skateboard.

And Family Values is the name of the store where he looked down your shirt. I mean

he yeah, why couldn't Roy Moore be like everybody else at the mall and get his sexual jollies vibrating, I mean, in the

vibrating chair at Brookstall?

You know where I'm going with this.

Now, as for the other old Republican sex predator, Donald Trump, he's back from his Asia trip.

He did five countries in 12 days, a grueling schedule that has only been matched by every retired Jew in America.

The media is all about, oh, oh, it was a grueling, grueling, grueling.

Yeah, grueling when you have your own plane. Okay, so everywhere he went, they know now, foreign leaders know, the way to get him to do whatever you want is just to butter him up.

They're calling it the Flattery Gets You Everywhere tour.

Trump was played by so many Asians, they made him an honorary cello.

Thank you very much for coming.

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