Bonus Bill – Ep. #431

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series, Real Time with Bill Ma.

Hey, how you doing?

Thank you very much.

Okay, thank you.

But I think liberals are happy because the Senate, turns out, did not repeal Obamacare.

That was the big story this week.

The Republicans came up with a health care bill.

It took them seven years to come up with kill the poor people and give all the money to Jared.

That's basically their bill.

The CBO, you know, that's the people who score these things.

They said 22 million people would be losing health care.

And Paul Ryan said, no, no, no, no, no, no, not losing health care.

Freedom.

They're gaining freedom.

They're just being given their freedom to not have it anymore.

You know, it's like when a mugger steals your watch.

He's giving you the freedom to not know what time it is.

And there was the first of

his administration, the first wedding of a Trump official.

It was Secretary of the Treasury Steve Mnuchin.

He got married this weekend there.

Trump was there beaming right by the bride and the groom.

And there was an awkward moment on the wedding night when the bride said, I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked before.

And he took away her health care.

Okay,

thank you very much.

We're gonna do the new rules.

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