Bonus Bill – Ep. #424

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Night Series, Real Time with Bill Ma.

Yep, they are halfway home to repealing Obamacare.

They finally did it.

They failed in March.

They came back today, these fuckers.

And the House voted to repeal Obamacare.

It cuts a trillion dollars for health care for poor and middle-class people while cutting taxes for the richest 2% by the same amount.

When Trump ran, he said to the people, I will be your voice.

And what that voice is saying is, suckers.

Suckers.

Yes.

Turns out there is still one pre-existing condition it covers, greed.

Now, before the vote.

Before the vote, listen to this.

The Republicans pumped themselves up by playing the theme from Rocky.

And I hope it turns out like Rocky, which was was about an idiot white guy who tries to take something away from a black guy but fails.

And this repeal bill, they didn't even wait to get an estimate about what it would cost or how many people would lose their coverage.

They didn't want to know.

They didn't want us to know.

Why didn't they just vote in hoods?

I'm sure Jeff Sessions has a few lying around.

But

so funny, Trump, such a master of distraction, right?

All week he's going mentally insane, not like he doesn't every week, but he gave an interview where he said no one asks what caused the Civil War.

But Trump knows.

Trump knows it was caused by Andrew Jackson not having a time machine.

That's right, Andrew Jackson.

Andrew Jackson could have prevented the Civil War except for Obama wiretapped him and that fucked the whole thing up.

No, I guess the Civil War wasn't part of the curriculum at Trump University.

So he never learned this.

And he said this, he gave an interview on satellite radio on the you can't be fucking serious XM.

No, I mean this week was special for Trump.

This week it seemed like people were asking the question, what would happen if a child's brain had dementia?

Yeah, my favorite is, you know, Kim Jong-un of Korea, at the beginning of the week, makes a video of nuclear bombs blowing up the White House.

Two days later, Trump, I'd be honored to meet him.

I'd be honored to, he said, he's a smart cookie, a smart cookie.

And everyone in North Korea said, what's a cookie?

A smart cookie.

But I guess he has a lot in common with Kim.

I mean, they both took over their dad's business at a young age, and they both became very successful despite speaking very little English.

But it was National Day of Prayer today, and they had a ceremony at the White House, and Trump pointed to Jesus crucified on the cross and said, Andrew Jackson would never have let it happen.

And I'm sure you saw that the head of the FBI, James Comey, testified before Congress about the election.

He said he treated Hillary and Trump equally.

Yeah, right.

For her, he released damaging information 11 days before the election, which turned out to be nothing.

For Trump, he concealed evidence about colluding with Russia to steal the American presidency.

You know, when an airline beats the shit out of you, at least they apologize after you.

All right.

Thank you very much.

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