Ep. #684: Chris Hayes, Rep. Byron Donalds, Tara Palmeri

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How you doing out there?

Oh, everybody's here.

Thank you very much.

Hey.

Thank you, people.

How you doing? I appreciate that. Oh, yeah.
There's a lot. Lots to talk about.
Oh, I know. It's, uh...
Thank you. Thank you.

Well, I know why you're excited this week.

We're taking over Gaza.

Yeah, that Gaza.

Oh, Donald Trump.

He's an interesting man. Yeah.

First he said we're sending troops in there and moving the people out.

Then they walked that back.

Then the next day they walked it forward. Today he fired a guy for bringing in an idea that was fully baked.
What we do know is that Trump says Goss is going to become one of the greatest spectacular developments in the world.

And also, Mexico is going to pay for it.

And they will have incredible health insurance.

And they'll be able to say Merry Christmas again. So it's going to be a win-win for everybody.
He says, he says, I don't want to be cute. Well, that ship sailed.
He said, but he thinks it could be the Riviera of the Middle East. Oh, it's going to be amazing.
They're already going to have a hard rock hotel and a throw rock hotel. So let's pick up the local flavor.
And he says, the thing about sending in the troops, only if necessary, of course. Because if there's one thing that makes a resort relaxing,

it's ground troops.

I've always felt...

Yeah.

You know what?

If I wanted a vacation somewhere

where it takes an army to keep the locals from murdering me,

I'd go to Acapulco.

Really, I...

But I tell you who's happy about this plan. Greenland.
They're like, thank God for attention deficit disorder, boy. So, uh...
Yesterday, uh, Trump went to the National Prayer Breakfast. You know they have that every year.
The president goes, very timely this year to put prayer and breakfast together. Since it takes a miracle to afford eggs.
But, yeah, Trump went to the breakfast and he said, you know, he's a very religious man. He said, I really believe you can't be happy without religion.
Well, agree to disagree. I think on that one.
But the breakfast did have a theme. It was that there's too much anti-Christian bias in this country.
God damn, a Christian cannot walk down the street these days without some Roman nailing him to the cross. You Nazarenes know what I'm talking about.
I mean... How many times do I have to tell you right-wingers,

the liberals don't hate religion.

They're not unchristian.

Chris Hayes doesn't hate Christianity.

I hate Christianity.

It's me.

It's always just me.

I'm the one.

Stop giving credit to these other people.

But it's also Black History Month.

The Trump administration put out a proclamation, all months matter. Interesting.
So, I'm listening to this. This is quite an administration.
To honor Black History Month, apparently, they appointed a new undersecretary of public affairs who once tweeted, this is his quote.

Don't say I said it.

It's his quote.

He said, competent white men must be in charge if we want things to work.

And if you don't believe me, look at the Hindenburg. and then of course

Kanye joined the fun

and treated yesterday

I And then, of course, Kanye joined the fun. And treated yesterday, I love Hitler and I'm a Nazi.
Either he's trolling or he's angling for a cabinet appointment. I don't know.
All right, we've got a great show. Byron Donald is brave enough to be here.
Tara Falami, Hail Mary.

And first up, he is the host of MSNBC's All In With Chris Hayes,

author of the number one bestseller, The Siren's Call,

How Attention Became the World's Most Endangered Resource.

Chris Hayes.

Chris, we're on a jacket.

Good to see you, man.

Look at you.

You ready for the fire?

I'm in.

Okay. All right.
you, man. Look at you.
You're ready for the fire. I'm ready.
All right. Well, congratulations on your book.
Got to number one already? Thank you very much. Wow.
Where do you get time to write a book with your show and everything? When do you? I try to do about, if you break it up and you do about two hours a day when you're writing. Whew.
And, you know. Yeah.
You're more locked in than me. But, okay.
So, I thought it was a great week to be here discussing a book about attention because back with the Trump administration, we seem to be back in this era where there's like a year of news in a week. Yeah.
Like, Monday we were talking about a trade war, and it seems like six months ago.

Gone. Is this the subject of your book basically what you're talking about? I mean, I think there's two factors to it.
I think there's the way that social media, particularly in the way that these sort of platforms are engineered to distract us, compel our attention, even hardwired into the engineering of the phone buzzing in your pocket,

which is triggering some wiring in your head that you have to notice it before you even get to have a say-so, right? You leave it on all the time, your phone? I don't, but I know a lot of people who do. Oh, yeah, I know people who sleep with it.
I mean, and you'll notice this all the time, like it going off in, you know, dinners and restaurants on the table. So there's this sense in which you've got the sort of universe that public discourse is happening is engineered to compel your attention almost against your will.
And then you've got this figure that dominates the news cycle now who does the exact same thing. They're both acting in the same way.
In that moment in the inauguration, when it's Trump up there and it's the CEOs of all of the platforms that are making billions of dollars off the monetization of attention. It's all the people who are extracting attention at scale for power in one single frame.
But they are doing it with our compliance. You can turn off the phone.
Yes. And I think what's interesting about the faculty of attention is that we have sort of different parts of it.
It's a little like our appetites, right? Like we're hardwired for sugar and salt and fat. And if you try to sell food to people at scale across billions of folks, you get Coca-Cola and, you know, French fries.
But we also have some control over what we eat. We have volition.
We have different appetites and different cuisines. It's the same thing with attention where there's part of our wiring that is involuntary and compulsory.
If a siren comes down the street, if gunshots go off near you, if a waiter drops a glass in a restaurant, you actually don't have control over whether you pay attention. There is actually an involuntary aspect.
But you don't have to clap. I mean, I still do.
That is a dad. But I don't feel like you should.
Okay. You could control the clap.
But that is true, right? So this battle between what we can and can't control, this feeling constantly of it being tugged partially against our will, maybe we succumb to it but we regret it, I think is a kind of sort of ubiquitous feature of the way that we relate to our own minds these days.

Since you're such an expert on this and you are now, tell me

this, because I've asked this question many times

and I just don't understand.

How come the American attention span is

either 10 seconds or

three hours? Like,

when I got into podcasting, my first

year, we did like an hour with people

and the audience, no! An hour? Longer. What the fuck? An hour? I'm like, but the TikTok is 10 seconds.
You can't get past that? What is that dissonance? Please explain that. I love that because I think that dichotomy maps on exactly to what I'm talking about.
So when you're talking about these competitive attention platforms, algorithmically designed to extract attention, what they tend towards is what I call the slot machine model, which is a series of successive interruptions. And you can sit at a slot machine, people sit at slot machines for eight hours with little seven-second bursts.
And that's the thing that's like doing our wiring. The long stuff is part of our volitional attention, right? Like there are people that go to eight-hour operas, there are people that listen to four-hour podcasts, all that stuff is still there.
But the way that the platforms specifically are engineered is to drive to that lowest common denominator. And this is a book.
Indeed. How many people are left, really? I mean, I had a book out last year.
I mean, mine got to number one, too. I was happy about it.
But when you look at the actual numbers versus the number of people in the country who buy a book, even a popular book, I mean, a book to a lot of people. I saw this, I can't remember who it was, some comic do a monologue on Saturday Night Live Live and he did a whole routine, which the audience all related to, you could tell by their reaction, where he was saying, a book? Like, couldn't there be one blank page and give me a break? Like, so many words on every page.
I mean... How much longer do books have, really? It's a great question.

I mean, I do think in the same way

there's people who listen to four-hour podcasts,

there's appetite for books.

But I also think there's a real sense

in which American public discourse

is becoming increasingly post-literate.

Honestly, there is a supremacy

of the spoken word and image

over the written word. Or scrolling, as opposed to reading as opposed to reading.
But scrolling short video particularly. Yeah.
Right? I mean, even the sort of Internet boom era I came up in, blogs, for instance, was a written universe. Partly that was because the bandwidth wasn't there for very good video.
People wrote back and forth. They got into big fights with each other on message boards.
We're moving towards something that feels a lot more post-literate. And that's been going on.
I mean, I remember 20 years ago doing jokes about the cash register at McDonald's which just had pictures of the food. The kid did not have to read the word hamburger ever.
All right, so while I have you here from MSNBC,

let me ask you, because this is a big story this week

about the Democratic Party.

They had their big convention to choose a new chairman.

They chose Ken Martin.

Yep.

I was not aware of who he was before.

I did not think it got off to a great start

because I think they need to completely reroute themselves, and I don't think they did it. What do you think? I think there's sort of two different imperatives that are in a little bit of tension with each other.
So, one, I think there's an imperative right now for the party to stand up against the most destructive things that Musk and Trump are doing. And I think they're doing some genuinely destructive things.
I mean, there's people walking around the world right now with like devices inside their bodies from clinical trials sponsored by USAID that they can't get out. The guards that were guarding ISIS prisoners in Syria were paid on USAID salaries that got cut off.
There are, there's a 25 yearold mucking around the code base of the Treasury system.

So there's things they have to do to try to oppose.

But it's also the case that all of the reflection that happened after losing an election and

trying to figure about how do you win back people you lost was real and true.

And I guess my feeling is you've got to fight, A, you've got to try different things, and you have to be authentic. You can't, like, reverse engineer any of this off a blueprint.
And I really think this is true about politics. Steve Jobs once said, it's not the customer's job to know what they want.
Like, it's our job. And you couldn't have reverse engineered Barack Obama off of George W.
Bush. And you couldn't have reverse engineered Donald Trump off of

Barack Obama.

What happens in the end of an election is everyone

sifts through the data and they come up with their perfect

you know, their plan

based on, well, this worked and with this group

and we got attack here and there.

And what politics about is a certain point is like

innovation and communication.

You've got to come up with new stories.

This Ken Martin guy, he said something

I've heard Democrats say a lot. We didn't get our

message out. Maybe I'm paraphrasing.

And I've said this before

to Democrats. No, you did.
That's the problem.

You did

get your message out and people don't like the

message.

The message they sent here, they began

it with a land acknowledgement.

I did have a stand-up special. If you haven't seen it, you're losing out.
It's fantastic. And I did a whole bit about land acknowledgements, you know.
Either give it back or shut the fuck up. Yeah.
You know, and that's they, to me, that signal That was a signal. We just don't get it because you're not going to give back the land.
It is an empty gesture fundamentally. Which is what they're so good at.
I think that people, I don't think there's anyone who hasn't had a moment across the political spectrum of some form of progressive communication that's either left them bewildered or a little like, eh, I don't know about that. But I also think at the same time, there is a message of what I would call common sense, patriotic pluralism.
That is a majority message, which is like if some father and mother have health care for their kid lined up who's trans, just stay the fuck out of their business. And let them make that decision.
That's their decision to make. And you don't have to make that for your family.
I'm not going to tell you what to do with your family. But the argument is whether the child should make the decision.
But the child is never making the decision. The parents are always making the decision.
Parents consent to medical care. Well, here in California, you're allowed to hide it from the parents if the kid is...
Yes. Thank you, one person.
But I mean. Somebody knows that is the case.
I think in the vast majority, and we've been hearing from parents right now whose kids' medical care has been interrupted. I think there's a way to talk about.
Well, of course, they would say it's not medical care. Sure.
They would say. That is what they're saying.
It's disfiguring a child. I think they should mind their own business.
I really do. I think they should mind their own business.
And I think that's true about a lot of things. I think there is this sense in which there was this sort of backlash politics, some of which I understood, some of which people I know felt that way.
I don't think what people wanted was for the women CIA agents at the CIA to be told that they can't get together once a month to, like, celebrate former women spies. I just don't, I think, like, fundamental parts of what we call in this country the traditions of pluralism, which is what this country is, and pluralism is another word for diversity.
If we're not going to use that one, let's use pluralism. That fundamentally, there's a majority that understands that, like, we all come from different places, and part of what makes this country work is we acknowledge and we negotiate those differences,

and that's a thing that I think Democrats

can win back a majority at message.

I do.

Well, thank you so much.

Great good luck with the book.

Thank you.

May it stay at number one a long time.

All right, let's meet our panel.

Thank you.

Chris Hay.

Hi. Hi.

All right.

He is the Republican congressman who represents Florida's 19th district, Byron Donalds.

Byron, how brave of you to be here.

And she is the senior political correspondent at Puck News and host of The Ringers' Somebody's Gotta Win podcast, Tyra Palmieri. Great to see you.
Byron, as a Trump supporter, I gotta say, I admire you for showing up here in California this week. We love California.
We love it out here. Well, yeah, you released all that water.
That was a huge fuck-up. So, speaking of huge fuck-ups, I said at the beginning of the season, I said, I'm not going to pre-hate anything before he got in office.
Okay. You know? All right.
But now that there's there, I've got to be honest about what I hate. And then we're going to talk about the Democrats, too.
And we're going to talk about keeping an open mind about certain things. But let me go through the list because it did sort of dominate the week for me.
And my theme with this is always that this country just never reacts. It only overreacts.
So is the government bloated? Yes. Does it need a trimming? Yes.
But, you know, if you're 50 pounds overweight, then you don't go on a starvation diet. I mean, Elon Musk's plan seems to be like massive antibiotics.
Just kill everything and then hope something grows back. Chris mentioned USAID.
I mean, we can talk about that, but I didn't think that's good to just completely cut that off.

He started to say why.

Somebody named Russell Voight is up for budget director. He is a Christian nationalist, believes in a total ban on abortion, and says we're in a post-constitutional time.
Well, we're not supposed to be.

Cash Patel is up to head the FBI.

He has said he wants to come after people who helped Joe Biden rig the 2020 election.

Joe Biden didn't rig the election.

Trump lost it.

He won't acknowledge it.

Then there's ground troops in Gaza, trade wars. I could go on.
But let's just start with the Justice Department stuff. Sure.
Anything there that you want to say I may have a point about? You have to understand that, yes, parts of the Justice Department were weaponized against Americans. Let's go back to 2020.
You had the riots in the summer of 2020. You had what happened on January 6th.
Without a doubt, there were different charges levied for the same behavior. If that's not a weaponization of the Justice Department based upon politics, I don't know what is.
So here's what you do. You go in and you evaluate everybody at DOJ.
And that's what they're in the process of doing. And I will also add, it is the duty of the president of the United States, because they are the ones that won the election, to then go through the executive branch and actually make sure that it is behaving in accordance with the policies and the plans they talked about in the campaign.
Donald Trump didn't hide the ball on this. He was very clear about what he was going to do.
The American people voted for him, and now he's doing it. Well, he's doing it extra-legally, wouldn't you agree? Extra.
And when I say extra, I don't mean like, hey, it's extra. Am I wrong about that? Or we're sort of skipping over the three branches of government part? Yeah, I mean...
APPLAUSE Donald Trump is definitely testing the limits of the executive branch. He's trying to take your power away, the power of the purse strain, the power of oversight.
And he is trying to see as much as he can get away with, and really the only thing stopping him right now are the courts. But I think he sees his DOJ and his, you know, FBI, his attorney general as his executioners.
And he is going to tell them what to do and they will carry out those tasks they've already started. Here's where I got to push back.
Because as a member of Congress under the previous administration, we would have inquiries. We would request information.
We would want cabinet secretaries and assistant secretaries and deputy secretaries to come before committee. We would send letter after letter after letter and get no response.
The Biden administration operated literally in the shadows. They would not tell you anything that was going on.
At least Donald Trump puts it out in the litany of orders that come out that day. Here's what we're doing today.
We're going into the Department of Justice. We are taking these attorneys and they are under supervisory review or however they choose to phrase it.
You knew nothing that was going on in Joe Biden's presidency. So if democracy truly dies in darkness, I would rather have an executive tell me what they're doing as opposed to hiding it from the American people.
Well, that's quite a charitable view. It's not

charitable. That's the truth.
We're criminals, but

we're announcing it.

No.

I mean, you know, there's always

the problem is that, yes,

on both sides, there's always some

part that justifies the other.

When Joe Biden pardoned his

son, it was not a good look.

I mean, somebody had a

Thank you. part that justifies the other.
When Joe Biden pardoned his son, it was not a good look. I mean, somebody had a...
I think it was Sam Harris had a great... He said, there's no moral high ground left to stand on.
But there is a difference. Do you believe, as Mr.
Voigt said, that we are in a post-constitutional time? Because I didn't get that from the Biden administration. They did make mistakes.
Some of what you say is true. But a post-constitutional time, is that your view, that we're in that? And should we be? If you hold the view that Russ Vogt does, and by the way, he was confirmed as OMB director.
He's now the director of OMB for the second time. He was OMB director under President Trump the first time.
If you believe that it is okay for the executive branch to suppress free speech, if you believe that it is okay for the executive branch to tell soldiers, to tell workers that they have to take a vaccine or they're going to lose their jobs, then yes, you are in a post-constitutional situation because then the executive becomes all powerful. That's what the Joe Biden presidency was.
They were suppressing speech. They were creating their disinformation bureaus.

And the only reason those got taken down is because the public reacted.

One other example. I was critical of that.

It's a little different than the head of the FBI saying, we're coming after our enemies.

The Biden administration didn't have enemies.

And I will tell you, this administration doesn't have them either.

What they want to see.

He just said.

No, but they want to do it. The side administration didn't have enemies.
And I will tell you, this administration doesn't have them either.

What they want to see... He just said.

No, what they want to see...

He said, I have an enemies list.

They want to see the law applied evenly.

And if we're going to be honest, they were not applying the law evenly.

Well, that's hysterical, but okay.

It's the truth.

No, I know.

Trump said...

He said, I want to end the weaponization of the federal government. And by end, he means begin.
All right. So let's move on to troops on the ground in the Middle East, which is always a great idea.
When has that ever not worked? Okay. Now, here's where I'm going to give you a little daylight because like the idea that Gaza could be something else he said you know it's going to be the Riviera okay that's a little ridiculous but you know what this idea that it could be Dubai instead of Haiti which is really what it is it's just like Haiti run by a criminal gang by a terrorist mafia gang that's why a hellhole, not just for the Israelis next door, but for the people who live there who hate Hamas as well.
And it could be something else. This is something I read in op-eds in the New York Times 10, 15, 20 years ago.
Gaza does not have to be that. It could be something closer to Dubai.
So the fact that Donald Trump, in his childlike way, throws that idea out there is not the worst thing in the world. Okay, but the idea that, I mean, here, he's so all over the map.
Here are his statements. He said, it would be my hope that we could do something really nice, really good, where they wouldn't want to return.
Well, if it's nice, why wouldn't they? The U.S. will take over the Gaza Strip and will do a hell of a job.
We'll own it and be responsible for dismantling all of the dangerous unexploded bombs. What could go wrong? Okay, and again, the kernel of an idea here is valid.
But introducing the notion of American troops, and also, wouldn't this be kind of expensive for you America first people? I mean, if the Democrats suggested that? It's like Donald Trump wants to turn Gaza into Atlantic City, but, like, let's not forget how he left Atlantic City. I mean, Atlantic City is a lot worse after Donald Trump.
Bankruptcy, decline. I don't know if I'd leave him to Gaza to deal with Gaza.
I would rather have him have at least his way or his say in what's going on in the Gaza Strip than the Iranians. Well, his say is different than American troops.

And look, nobody...

I think even the American troops piece,

that has been pulled back.

That's not the case.

But you have to have some vision

for what that part of the region can be.

So is it Israel involvement?

Yes.

Could it be Saudi Arabia as well?

Could be.

It depends on what the other nations in that region want.

But what nobody wants is an Iran

that is dominating that region.

No, and I agree with the...

Thank you. could be.
It depends on what the other nations in that region want, but what nobody wants is an Iran that is dominating that region. I agree with the notion that it's good to open a window and let in some fresh air because people do get locked into silly ideas that we then take as the groupthink.
For example, Syrian civil war, all those refugees, a million wound up in Germany. Saudi Arabia took none.
And we all just pretend this makes sense, that no other Arab countries will take refugees who you say are your brethren and they will think better in Sweden and Germany? I personally think that's actually the missed logic of a lot of liberal-leaning leaders in Europe and in America, thinking that you can just take refugees from these parts of the world and not think through the detailed steps of what it is for those countries to rebuild. And I'm not talking about nation-building a la George W.
Bush. I'm not talking about that.
But you've got to have leadership in that region. There have to be peace accords in that region.

And so when President Trump was leaving the first time, that was the premise of the

Abraham Accords. Have the Arab

states with Israel actually work together

in peace so you can actually develop

a stable political,

religious, whatever they choose that to be,

and an economic

area so people can live in harmony

and peace. Period.
I've got one more. You're not going to be able to fight me on this one.
We'll see. We'll see.
We'll see. If you do, I'm going to get a bouquet.
Okay. The Trump administration has appointed Darren Beattie, a former speechwriter, to be the top public diplomacy official.
This is the guy whose tweet was, competent white men must be in charge if you want things to work. I don't agree with that.
Oh, good. I'm going to be saying that.
I don't agree. But he should still get the job? It's not my job to make that hire.
To be honest with you, it's not my job to make that hire. But do you support the idea that he should get this job? No.
I'm very concerned about that. Oh, good.
Okay. Well, there you go.
But here, again, the rest of his quote was, unfortunately, our entire national ideology is predicated on coddling the feelings of women and minorities and demoralizing competent white men. Now, this is a huge exaggeration.
It is certainly not our entire ideology. But has there been some of that? Of course.
This is what animates your side so much. I noticed that at the Super Bowl, they're, for the first time in, I think, four years now, the Trump administration is making them take away end racism, which they had written in the end zone, right? But why? It just seems silly.
To do it or not to do it? Why get rid of it? Oh, I could tell you why. I know, but it's just like...
Because it was stupid to begin with. Yeah, but it's...
Let me ask you, who is it for? And if you're a racist and you see end racism in the end zone, you're going to stop being a racist? But this gentleman is basically like, don't be an asshole. But I think it's an asshole to nag us during a football game

about something that doesn't change anything or anything.

If I'm not a racist and I see it, it doesn't matter.

And if I am a racist, it's going to make me more of a racist.

Like, I think if you write, don't be an asshole in the end zone,

everybody will agree with that.

The problem is, we all think the other guy's an asshole. No one thinks they're racist.
Well, there are some people who proudly think they're racist. The guy, the Trump kid, did you see that tweet this week? Oh, yeah, he said, I'm proudly racist, something like that.
I was racist before it was cool. This is one of the incels, one of the geek squad incels that Musk has going through.
And then Musk tweeted out, should he stay in his job? And 78% said, yes, he should. Now, again, I don't think all 78% are racist.
I think some of that, some of them are. And some of them are just like, this is a revolt against cancel culture.
This is my point. There's never just a reaction.
It's always an overreaction. You went too far with cancel culture bullshit, and this is what you get.
But it's time for, I don't know it for a fact, I just know it. This is one of our favorite departments here on the show.

We do it every time, but we thought it would be a very good time to do it now that it's a new administration.

I don't know it for a fact.

I admit that up front.

These are things I don't know for a fact.

I just know they're true.

I don't know for a fact that every time McDonald's brings the McRib back, they're just pulling it out of a storage closet.

I just know it's true. I don't know for a fact that Pete Hegseth puts a vodka-soaked tampon up his ass before he goes to work.
I'm saying I don't know. I don't know for a fact that there are people who went to the Grammys and really missed Diddy's Freak Off after party afterwards.
Oh yeah, there were. I know some of them.
I don't know for a fact that Chapel Roan has a photo of Pennywise on her makeup mirror. I don't know.

I don't know for a fact that Stephen Miller masturbates to that video of Selena Gomez

crying. I just...

I don't know for a fact that Bianca

Sensori's favorite TV show is Naked and Afraid.

I don't know for a fact that Elon Musk is planning to grow a mustache just to troll the libs. I don't know for a fact that a year ago, Trump thought Pam Bondi was a glue that keeps your dentures in.
I don't know. And I don't know for a fact that RFK Jr.
did something weird with the body of the dog that Kristi Noem shot. I just know it's true.

All right.

So, um...

It's always fun to be here.

Well, Byron, you did a great job standing up to my withering questioning about the Republicans.

Now let's get to the Democrats.

Okay.

Now here's the problem for all the people who are upset about what the Republicans are doing. This was in the New York Times, the New York Times of all places this week.
Democratic parties, American, many Americans say they do not believe the Democratic Party is focused on the issues that matter most to them. So if you think all this Trump stuff is going to go away because the other party is going to come in, well, that may not be the case.
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Abortion, LGBTQ rights, and climate change. Now, I have to say, I'm one of those people who certainly thinks climate change should be at the top of my list.
This is my complaint with the Democrats. I said this at the end of last year after the election.
Like, if you ask voters, like, what's the important issues to you? To me, as a voter, my issues were democracy and the environment. Those are my top two.
And now I have no one who's a champion for those issues in the government. And I blame the Democrats for that.
I blame them because they are not, the people do not feel they're representing them and they're losing. Here's what the people say they care about.
The economy, inflation, healthcare, and immigration. So they have this new guy.
I mentioned it to Chris. Ken Martin.
Are you familiar with him? No. And you don't sound like you want to be.
Yeah. People inside of the party don't really know him either, but I don't think that's the whole point.
He's just like a party operator. He's been described as a knife fighter, and he's a guy who's got to go to the donors who are pissed off and tapped out after they spent $2 billion and lost and try to get them to give the party money again.
And, I mean, he's already saying that he thinks that the messaging that the party has right now works. He's not exactly like a radical game changer, but he's not the guy that Nancy Pelosi or Chuck Schumer or Hakeem Jeffries wanted.
So the committee members did sort of say no to the party poobahs for the first time. But I don't think you're going to see Ken Martin, noticeably a white man, by way the party did not choose a woman or a person a diverse person to lead the party he's just going to be behind the scenes like trying to get together he's not the guy who's going to like rise up from the ashes and lead the party forward yeah good luck to that guy yeah it's all right good luck to him it doesn't it doesn't matter the democrats are hopeless that they're always going to be locked into this.
I mean, if you watch, like, the award shows, I see that. But that's Hollywood.
I mean, I think for the Democrats, it's about just looking at where people are. And I think if they're going to still be locked into, you know, LGBTQ stuff.
And look, just look at USAID funding. USAID funding, the stuff that's like the super crazy stuff, is all left-wing political viewpoints.
But that's not most of it. Yeah.
I didn't say it was most of it. But what I'm saying, the only thing I'm going to say is, when you have that kind of stuff permeating any organization, you have to go through and examine the entire organization.
And then leave the stuff that's good and get rid of the lot. I know, but that's not what they're doing.
They're just getting rid of everything all at once. I agree.
It's a $40 billion program. The mission creep in government is outrageous.
And it does go on way too much. I saw the government accounting office, that's not the Trump administration, said in the last 20 years, I think it was something like 2.2 trillion.
It's 3 trillion. Well, it was a little less than that, but in trillions of improper payments.
This is trillions, not billions. What could we have done with that money? In 2023, it was 236 billion, billion of improper payment.
So it's not like this does not have to be done. But the way they're doing it, to cut it all off right away, when there are, I mean, I don't know how much aid we should be giving other countries.
Maybe other countries could do it for themselves, some of them, if we weren't always there to do it. But that can't happen overnight because the people who aren't getting the food or the medicine,

they're the ones who are going to suffer.

You don't see why people find this incredibly cruel?

You said earlier that we're treating it as if it's an overweight person

putting them on a crash diet.

Oh, no.

The federal government is essentially somebody who's 800 pounds,

and you cannot survive like this. So, yes, there are some drastic measures that have to be taken, and I will ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to ask you to, there are some drastic measures that have to be taken.
And I will add this to you. If you think it's bad now, if we get into a real debt crisis, it will be significantly worse for the American people and other people that we might help around the globe.
The best thing to do right now, get in quick. You're going to have to shut some things down, triage the area, rebuild the stuff that is good, that we all can agree with.
The other stuff that's hyper-political or makes no sense or fraudulent or extremely wasteful, that stuff's got to go. Please.
And the Democrats won't do it. Okay, okay.
Let's put that 800-pound person on Ozempic and, like, give it a few months.

You know what I mean? Yes. Ozempic.
Ozempic, okay. And, by the way...
You're just taking a knife and cutting off their big fat stomach. You can't do that.
That's not the way to lose weight. A plastic surgeon would never do that.
Never do that. You know what? The other thing is that USA...
We are in L.A. But USAID, yes, it is a very popular program to demonize domestically because people, of course, are going to say, like, I'm broke, gas is too high, eggs are five bucks.
Why are people in Sudan getting, you know, rice and beans and being protected? Because if we don't do that, then ISIS will take over. Russia, Iran, despots.
But then we're going to have even bigger problems because it is more expensive to go to war. And also USAID is one of the best advertisements for the U.S.
abroad. And advertisement works.
But you still have those problems. We were spending that money year over year over year, and we still had those problems.
So you cannot just say sending the money out the door is a proper thing, regardless of the efficiency. And I think in part to where the Democrats are is because instead of trying to say, you know what, the American people are right, we've got to get inflation under control, let's actually look at what we're spending, they're saying, no, don't touch anything, just spend more and leave all the programs alone.
That's what they're doing. And you're not going to win in the future with that kind of attitude.
Okay, but USAID is 0.7% of the budget. It is $40 billion.
Go somewhere else. We're running $2 trillion deficits.
Go after the military, right? You have people, Elon Musk and Elon Musk are doing that too. We Musk said he would.
That's true. Oh, we're not done.
We're just getting started. No, no, no.
To me... You know, I was just going to say one thing.
Donald Trump does not care about the deficit. He wanted the debt limit to be abolished.
He doesn't care about this. This is not what he ran on.
That's... I think that he and Elon Musk had so many different agendas.
Nobody does. I would say that's actually not true.
I would say he does in a sense that because if you're going to have sound economics and a growing economy going forward, you cannot have massive debt that continue to expand.

That's so not how he thinks.

Because the bond market will squeeze everything.

That is not how he thinks.

So why would he say he wants the debt limit abolished?

Because the debt limit has become a political tool that each party wields against each other.

It doesn't slow the rate of spending.

He has told us what he thinks about debt, which is he runs it up,

and then when it's so big, it's your problem.

That's what he thinks.

Thank you. each other, it doesn't slow the rate of spending.
He has told us what he thinks about debt, which is, he runs it up and then when it's so big, it's your

problem. That's what he thinks

about debt.

That's why I'm in Congress. Take care of it.

I'm in Congress. Take care of it.

Look, I, there

is so much to cut, but there's

a way to do it. For example, I read

the Justice Department's Environmental

Division. They want

to cut. And there's also the EPA's Environmental Justice Office.
So the EPA has a Justice Office

and the Justice Department has an Environmental Office. How about everybody just do their own

job? It reminds me of the fact that we have, yeah, no, I'm saying there is all this. We have

like four Air Forces. Like we have the Air Force, but the Navy has an Air Force and the

Thank you. of the fact that we have...
No, I'm saying, there is all this. We have, like, four Air Forces.
Like, we have the Air Force, but the Navy has an Air Force, and the Army has an Air Force, and everybody has an Air Force. And I bet they're expensive, by the way.
And the police department here, I think, has an Air Force, too. It's like...
So... It's not like some of...
But the way you're doing it is a little crazy. These teenagers who are rummaging through buildings, I mean, this is really what was in the plan? There's no better way to do this softer, a little? Having been a member of Congress, I'm telling you that that town is against stopping anything or cutting any spending.
The entire town is focused with just spending more money. And so the only way, in my opinion, you can really get into it is you have to walk into buildings and cease operations and see exactly what's going on and let the public know what's going on so that the public is aware of the mismanagement, the improper payments, etc.
What about the Department of Education? Now, I don't know that much about it, but I've never read good things. Rahm Emanuel, who I agree with on almost everything, here was a quote.
He said, a third of eighth graders can't read, and now he wants to close the department? And I thought, that's probably why they can't read. Or at least partly.
I mean, the numbers keep getting worse and worse and worse.

And I don't know if the Department of Education is anything but... I mean, it doesn't really...
I don't know what it does.

Except take money. It's sort of a middleman.

It doesn't, like, run classrooms or do stuff like that.

I don't think it makes policy.

So where are you on something like that?

I think that the Department of Education has to essentially be closed. A lot of the authorities have got to get sent back to the states.
The dollars we appropriate actually need to go directly into the hands of parents so that they can use those resources in their states and in their communities to find the best outcome for their children. When the Department of Ed was created in 1977, our reading scores and math scores for kids fourth and eighth grade were higher than they are today.

So it's not worked.

I mean, I read this.

I'm stealing this from Nellie Bowles' column.

But in Michigan, the contract from the teachers union says you cannot be fired for getting caught drunk as a teacher until you do it for a fifth time.

What?

Yeah.

The first four times, you're good. They didn't take the Pete Hegseth bow.
Counseling. I will stop drinking when I start the job.
And also... Also, if you're caught selling drugs twice, that's when we fire you.
The first time, you're good. That's insane.
I mean, it is insane. Yeah, it is.
So it's not like there isn't insanity that has to be addressed. And it's not like the kids are getting smarter.
All right, on that happy note, time for New Year's Day. All right.

New rule. Next time Bianca Sensori is on a red carpet, someone must ask her, who are you not wearing? This is the only woman in the world who really means it when she says she has nothing to wear.

I think it's time to recognize that there is a middle ground between Bianca Sensuri and the Taliban.

And women around the world wear it every day.

It's called Lululemon. New Rule Spirit Airlines must be commended for being the first airline to implement a dress code with real teeth.
It bans passengers who are barefoot, inadequately clothed, or have lewd or offensive tattoos. But they have to make a choice.
They can either really enforce such a dress code, or they can fly to Florida, but they can't do both. Sorry.
I'm sorry. Okay.
Seriously. Have you been to Fort Lauderdale?

I mean, it would be a lot easier just to make the dress code violators into boarding groups.

Barefoot and inadequately clothed, group one.

Offensive and lewd tattoos, group two. And group three is illegal immigrants,

and the good news is Trump is flying you home for free.

New world, the women all over social media

who are justifying whatever is wrong with their love lives

with men's first love theory,

which is the theory that men never truly get over their first love, must look around and ask themselves, who is your man with now? It's you. He's with you.
Not the girl from 10th grade with braces. He married you.
He lives with you. Is that really not enough? If not, maybe you should take that wand from Men in Black that erases memory and use it on his high school sweetheart.
Or here's an idea. Or here's an idea.

If you can't endure the trauma of your man having a past, cut him loose and have a relationship with the wand. New rule, spare me the lame psychobabble.
You know what? I don't need you to show up for me

or hold space for me

or meet me where I am.

Unless you're my Uber driver.

And for the people who say,

I don't need you to fix my problem. I just need you to listen, I was barely listening when you said that.
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All right. Finally, new rule.
Enjoy the Super Bowl this weekend while you can, because it's probably one of the last ones to be shown on broadcast TV, which is a shame because

streaming is ruining football.

And that's Taylor Swift's job.

Now, what's so bad about streaming football, you ask?

Well, okay, for one, I used to be able to switch between two games in just a

second, just one second by hitting previous on the remote. Thank you.
But on YouTube TV, I have to go back to the homepage, go to sports, go to NFL,

then scroll across to find the second game you want to check on,

wait for the circly thing to calm down.

I'll tell you, it's easier to switch sexes in America than it is to switch between footballers.

When football first started moving to streaming, I thought, well, okay, at least I'm lucky enough to afford all the channels I'll need.

Too bad for you if you're not. Sucks to be you.
Get a third job. But okay, streaming it is.
At least there'll be no commercials. No.
Plenty of commercials. Except unlike old TV, where I may have DVR'd the game to watch later after it's over, and I could zip through the commercials.

Streaming purposely makes it so you can't do that.

They don't let you see what you're fast-forwarding through. So there's no way to tell where the commercials end and the action resumes.
The start of the third quarter, it's harder to find than the G-spot. and good luck finding a game

a full day after it aired. It's just gone.
Like an FBI agent who investigated Trump. So, what I have now is the worst of all worlds.
I have to watch it when it's on, I'm paying for it, and I'm still watching commercials, and I can't zip through them. Boy, isn't it great that things are better than the old days when we had to sit through commercials and watch shows right when they aired? Yeah, so much better.
And lest you think this is only a boomer bitching,

no, I checked Reddit.

Kids of all ages hate this shit.

They hate this shit.

And they recognize R.I. when they see it.

Yes, R.I.

We all know about A.I. now,

but six years ago here,

I did a piece about R-I. Reverse improvement.
Defined as when they make an upgrade that nobody wants, needs, or likes, and isn't actually upgrading anything, it's just making it different and often worse. Here's how I used to get my car from a parking valet after dinner at a restaurant.
Thank you. Here's how we do it now.
Before you leave the table, because otherwise you'd just be wasting time talking to friends,

you scan a QR code, download the app,

create a username and password,

and then send the money electronically to the valet,

who's 20 feet away.

So much easier.

Hey, fuck you, you fucking nerds.

When I get a notice that my phone needs an update,

it's like getting a jury duty summons.

I just had one in my phone, and now for absolutely no reason or any sense of improvement, the process of seeing all my pictures, going to different albums, adding to albums, all of it, it's all different, so I have to relearn it. And now, when I'm in an album, all the photos in that album float by in a slideshow at the top.
I didn't ask for that. I don't want it.
And I don't want to have to go on a goddamn expedition to find out how to turn it off. I fucking hate you.
Technology is supposed to make our lives easier.

That's the whole point.

Washing machines did more for women's liberation than a thousand lesbian-run bookstores.

But now Silicon Valley runs the world,

and their motto is,

if it ain't broke, fuck with it.

You know, I get it, you guys.

You keep improving things because,

well, A, let's be honest,

it justifies your job.

And B, it's fun for you.

I get it. It's what you're good at, tinkering with shit.

Other people like girls.

We're all different. You like over-engineering stuff.

But don't tell yourselves you're making anyone's life better.

No one ever looked at a car

and said, if only

the doors didn't have handles.

What an

improvement now that they pop out

now as you approach the car, like your

car sees you and gets a boner.

It's so cool. Yeah, so cool now that when you have an accident, first responders can't get inside the car and you die.
Hey, maybe they'll invent a tombstone so that when your orphaned

children approach it, it pops out of the ground.

So you may think reverse improvement isn't really such a big deal, but it is. And here's why.
Because it's the same mentality behind AI taking over our lives now, whether we want it to or not. Because our tech overlords do stuff because they can.
Not because we need it or it's good for us. And they don't care about the consequences.
Here in the land of the endless update, if you let one of the jillion cameras at the Intuit dome scan your face, you can buy a hot dog without ever interacting with a human. Progress.
Is it progress that we're moving ever closer to where we never engage with other human beings? Is it good that CEOs used to brag about how many people they employed,

but now they brag about how many they're throwing out of work?

Mark Zuckerberg says we're approaching the point where a lot of the code in our apps

is actually going to be built by AI instead of people.

Great, but what happens to coders, Mark?

Well, he says they're going to be freed up to do kind of crazy things. Yeah, like starve.
But hey, at least I have a smart planter now that DMs my phone if my begonia is thirsty. Something humans figured out 12,000 years ago.
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