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Hello, and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast, but not just another episode.

This one's kind of special.

Why?

Because it's our 52nd episode of the Regulation Podcast.

That means exactly one year ago, we ripped the band-aid off and started this whole thing over again.

My name is Jeff Ramsey with me, as always.

Andrew Panton, Gavin Free, Nick Schwartz, and Eric Badour.

I have happy one.

Well, shut up for a second.

Happy.

Hey, I'm trying to be nice to you.

Happy anniversary, anniversary everybody i love you all dearly and that includes the audience happy anniversary uh well i want to get to gavin's question yeah what's your question i can't believe it's been a year that flew oh i was gonna wonder if uh is this the first episode of season two oh no wouldn't this be the last episode of season one oh well when does this come out the the seventh okay yeah

So season finale?

It's pretty close.

Yeah.

Season finale.

Yeah, that makes sense.

We actually had a full-blown regular season with, I don't think we had any additional power cut episodes or anything.

You know,

that's the difference between regulation and face right there.

That we somehow did it for a year straight.

Yeah, it's all very regulation, above board.

And it's a 52, no weird number schemes, no nothing.

That's great that our first regulation season was a perfectly regulation season.

It was.

Yeah.

And we couldn't have done it without all of our patrons and people that that supported us.

It's insane.

It's insane to look back.

Like the uncertainty going into year one to, I mean, obviously still, it's always uncertain,

but just knowing that we've been able to continue this for a year and are so excited for going into the future and doing things.

I feel like we went into it with a lot of

people came out with a lot of like,

I went, I went into it with a lot of fear diarrhea, and I'm coming out with it with a lot of well-adjusted, like normal diarrhea, like factual diarrhea.

Dude, Jeff, like, you're, you know man.

I don't know.

We spent a lot of, we spent a lot of time together with Jeff today, and it was,

dude,

dude, I got to find a cup.

I got to find a cup.

We need to get water in this bowl.

What's the, what?

So you,

you wrecked a toilet so much that you wanted to fill up the system manually.

Is that right?

Is that what you were doing?

Yeah, well,

you're making it sound a lot more inelegant than it was.

Basically, what happened was I had an evacuation

and for a while there, because we were all there together.

And then that flushed that away just fine.

And then about three minutes later, I realized that dislodged the real need.

And so I went back in again.

And that one, there just wasn't enough water left in the tank to get it all down.

And you don't want to let it simmer.

You know what I mean?

That's not good.

And so I was just waiting for the toilet to refill, but it just refills at like a glacially slow pace.

So I thought, I got to help this along.

So I was running around the gaff, as Gavin would say, looking for a cup or something that I could just transfer water from the sink tap into

the back of the bowl, just so that I could flush faster.

So we don't end up with like a, you know, a stinky smell.

Why don't modern toilets come with a courtesy tank?

What do you think is modern about what we got going on there?

I don't think we've got modern anything.

I'm just saying, like, you buy a toilet now.

It's still got the one tank.

You want a reserve tank?

I want a reserve tank for the main flush, and I want a courtesy tank for like 70% of the way through.

Is it like in a movie when they detonate like a bomb or something important, where you got to put a key in and twist it before you can activate the second reserve tank?

You need two keys to unlock this.

I think so, and it's on both sides of the toilet.

You just spread arms.

Yep.

Turning two keys.

Because you don't want to deploy both tanks at the same time.

That'd be too much.

I think that's diminishing returns.

I think you would

overflow your bowl.

Yeah.

What if you just doubled the size of one tank?

I think also that would fill up the bowl.

I would hope it would fill up the bowl.

That's what I would like to do.

No, I mean, like, overfill the bowl.

Why would it overfill the bowl?

It knows when to stop.

It's a water pressure thing.

It equalizes.

So it would never use the bottom half of the tank.

Oh, I could get through it pretty quickly, apparently.

I could have used that.

I could have used a double-sized bowl today to get through shit number two.

Man, we're not supposed to be in a doo-doo and vomit era.

I don't keep all your break into there.

But it's you.

You're the lighthouse of shit.

But

you see it in the night.

It's cloudy.

It comes.

Nobody else is aware, but you bring it and you alert us.

All of us.

Anybody close to the lighthouse?

Other shits?

Yeah, I mean, a lighthouse is

not necessarily signaling to one specific person.

Everyone kind of sees the lighthouse if you're near it.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, exactly.

You guys are making me feel almost heroic.

I appreciate it.

Yeah, you shouldn't.

Can I submit an emergency second nickname for Jeff?

Yep.

Yeah.

The shite house.

It's pretty good if we lived in another country.

I like that.

That's pretty pretty good.

Yeah, I'll accept it as a secondary.

He's a shite.

Banana.

House.

Anyway, what were we even talking about?

Our anniversary.

Yeah, he's doing this for one year.

Which is insane.

You guys went to Alfamoso, who is our merchandising, I don't know, partner, I guess would be the word.

I don't know what the term would be.

How was that?

It was a hot dog Thursday, apparently.

It was awesome.

we uh we yeah they have they didn't just have it for us either it was like i thought man that's really clever they know um so they know we're hot dog guys and they made this no they have a whole hot dog thursday they've been doing for like a year that is like uh incredible they just re-theme it each thursday we just got to be this week's theme it's kind of like when you ring the opening bell at the stock market they did have a poem for us on the screen though they did they did they did they did have a poem uh andrew i can i can drop this into oh please i can drop this into the discord it was really cool going there.

It was...

Is anyone's Discord just a big black screen right now?

Nope.

Nope.

Nope.

No, mine looks great.

Thanks.

Yep.

Oh, God.

Mine's fine.

So they wrote a poem.

Graham, who is one of the people who is showing us around,

wrote a poem.

It's Hot Dog Thursday.

The Sacred Rite.

Gerplers fizz in the fluorescent light.

Protected by Falcons with buns in toe.

No trumping allowed.

Just relish and go.

Fan.

Incredible.

Fantastic.

Yeah.

And we had four hot dogs in reaction to it, which towards the end of our visit was up to five hot dogs.

Five hot dogs, which is how many hot dogs Nick wanted to eat, but he put the brakes on because he went, the people who work here also want to eat the hot dogs.

They pretty good fucking hot dogs, though.

Yeah, it was great.

We went, we got so many new ideas.

We wrote like a laundry list of new merch ideas that are just like, what if if we didn't we i think we said we have to get all the bad ideas out so that way we can find the good ones in here somewhere and uh boy there are a lot of crazy ideas i think some of the best are at the very bottom of the list maybe the last thing or no i don't know about that but that's fine

i heard some positive things about hot dogs from from several of you i did not hear from gavin gavin how are the hot dogs oh everyone ever filled you in on the hot dog opinions No, well, they just said Eric and Jeff were like, yeah, they were good.

They were great.

And then, you know, in the podcast that you're part of, they just said that.

And then you didn't say anything.

And you've been critical of dogs in the past.

It was a great dog.

Mine was slightly messy because I decided I would go left-hand ketchup, right-hand mustard, and do a simultaneous blast.

Yeah.

And

it wasn't the tidiest, but it was a great dog.

That's okay.

Eric dropped the

pinters on the ground.

I dropped the dogs.

You dropped the tongs.

I dropped the needy.

Okay, they got washed off and delivered.

Everybody saw it too.

Barging to the front of the line, flinging tongs everywhere.

I just started saying, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.

It really worked out for me.

But can I ask, Nick, why did you just update your hot dog count?

Did you just eat another hot dog?

I forgot to add it.

I stopped at a quick trip on the way home.

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

We got a hot dog on the way.

Yeah, on the way home.

There was a discussion in the car about how hot dogs, eating hot dogs had reignited some passions in people.

Yeah.

And

I went out of my way to swing by a quick trip, got a roller dog and steam bun.

They have a lot of good condiments.

I had a good time.

Jesus Christ.

Did you think about pocketing a dog?

Were the dogs gone?

How many dogs were left?

Oh, plenty.

So many.

There were a lot of hot dogs.

There were a dog on the go.

Yeah, but I felt guilty taking it.

It felt like I was taking one from the folks who were working there.

How many dogs did you have while you were there, Nick?

One.

Oh, you definitely could get a second dog.

Nobody else did.

I felt weird.

So I got one at Quick Trip.

Andrew, would you be the one to go for the second dog there?

I would absolutely.

If there was a large surplus of dogs available and they offered, I'm taking a dog on the go.

I would have got, if you would have done that, I would have gotten a second dog.

I was just waiting for Eric before I got the second dog.

I didn't want to drop the tongs again.

So

I wanted to let somebody else get after it, you know?

Yeah, I would never be first for seconds because I hadn't done a head count and I didn't know how many people had already had one.

Right.

Plus, it's hot dogs and it's hard for you to eat even one.

So I just can't imagine you eating a second.

For the average person, I think one dog is not enough.

I think you got to expect a two-dog allowance if you're doing a cookout type thing.

I mean, I could easily put four dogs down.

Easily.

Yeah, you're going to double your yearly count in one sitting.

Big fucking talk.

Prove it.

Big talk, buddy.

Why don't you back it up under?

Okay.

How long?

How long?

How long will it take you to eat four hot dogs?

Oh, four minutes?

Fuck you.

What?

I don't know.

You're not a fast eater.

This is burger confidence.

Okay, can I have a bonus minute?

You could have a bonus eight minutes.

Hey, hey, hey, you know what?

No, benevolently, yes.

You can have one bonus minute.

Oh, well, we're throwing stuff out there, Gavin.

I need your audio for the

complete that.

That needs to be surprised.

Oh, no way.

But the strike, I got excited about the strike.

You need my audio for what?

The video that you recorded with Jeff.

I already edited it.

Oh, okay.

Well, never mind.

Yeah.

Oh, you take that strike and shove it right up your eye.

Wow, what a twist.

We went to the replay.

The coach challenge, and the coach is correct.

Ruling on the field was wrong.

That's awesome.

Oh, I'm so glad he tapped.

Gavin tapped his helmet twice.

We got the replay.

No strain.

That was phenomenal, Gavin.

I will say it's on me because I don't think I ever made it clear that I was going to take that one, but I just did it in some free.

It's been in my head of like, oh, I need to make sure I get that out to somebody to make sure it's ready.

And then I, yeah.

How did it turn out, Gavin?

I thought it turned out lovely.

Great.

I can't wait to see.

Wow.

Wow.

What a twist.

That was great.

That was great.

Wow.

I do want to do a little bit of a...

I do want to get back in there and just do like one shot.

Oh, okay.

Probably shouldn't say too, too much about what we're talking about right now.

One, one bleep shot.

I'll bleep that too.

I'll bleep that.

Yeah.

Sorry about that.

No, it's easy.

You guys had a good time with hot dogs.

Gavin had one hot dog.

Everyone had one hot dog, but most of you would have had two if somebody else would have broached it first.

Definitely.

And

at El Famoso today, the reason, one of the reasons that we went, we hadn't been there yet.

The patch shirt is

ready.

And we got our hands on it.

Dude, Andrew, this is, I cannot believe, I can't believe it's real.

One, two,

the Velcro on it, incredible.

Rocks.

From a distance, throwing the patch on it works.

Got it on.

You got it from distance?

Yes.

Gavin did.

That was third try.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

It was pretty incredible.

You can fling it on.

I assume when that shirt's new, it's going to be brilliant for throwing games.

Yes.

But I was impressed because it's such a big surface area of Velcro.

Really takes some doing to to to pull it off it's not going to come off by accident i don't think no uh we explain the patch shirt fully i feel like we haven't talked about it in a while we we've talked about it a little bit but it's been a while uh where does anyone remember where it came from was it well originally we we talked about not having the the asterisk on the regulation shirt and then i thought after we'd already sold it that maybe it would be good if we did have a logo on it.

And then I was like, oh, what if we just patched the shirt like a right shitty piece of software and then that evolved into a shirt with just a patch spot a patch but that that will continue to be updated it'll have a patch yeah yeah it'd be like uh

imagine dlc yeah which everyone loves we know how much you love dlc and that's why this shirt this shirt is for the future well think of it this way It's like a six or a seven or a eight or whatever your appetite for patches is in one.

Today, you wear it, you pop it on, it's got a butthole on it.

Tomorrow, it's got an Eden.

The next day, it's got a falcon on it.

I don't know.

It's a different shirt every day.

Nobody's going to be like, Hey, didn't you wear that shirt yesterday?

And you'd be like, No, that was the regulation butthole.

This is a falcon.

What are you talking about?

And they're like, Oh, that's a good point.

It's totally different.

And by butthole, you mean the asterisk that we have.

The show load.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That'll be on sale.

So we're going to put this on sale on May 11th, which is our actual anniversary date.

Yeah, that which is the anniversary of our company.

Very exciting.

But I don't think we've decided on a time yet.

It might be noon central, but stay tuned.

We'll let you know as we get closer.

I thought we locked in time.

Did we not?

Don't think we've talked about a time at all.

Excited to find out what time you think we locked in.

Didn't we have a whole conversation?

That was a different time.

Got it.

What conversation?

What did you do?

I understand the confusion and the overlap.

I do too.

Totally understand that.

But should we, before we all yell at each other and then dress each other down for a bit, as is custom on the one-year anniversary,

should we discuss other items of merchandise?

Because we've been doing a lot of work in the background for the anniversary, but we haven't really talked about it too much because with most things, we're scared if it gets fucked up in transit or something falls through, or it turns out that putting a Velcro on a t-shirt is the dumbest idea ever and the Velcro just rips off the first time you try to use it or something like that.

You know, then we haven't gotten you all worked up over nothing.

But we've been developing a lot of stuff in the back and it's all going to come out on the anniversary.

Do we want to, I mean, we should probably promote that.

Yeah, of course.

We got the patch shirts.

We got patches.

If you don't want the shirt, you can just get a patch.

It's true.

You can just buy the patch.

Yeah.

We have Kuzlers coming back.

How many did we order, Eric?

I don't remember offhand,

but it's more than we had last time.

So

again, if you have a Gerbler, then maybe you're looking for the Kuzler.

Kuzler is going to be resupplied.

Kuzler is going to be resupplied.

And we're back in.

And there is at least one other item that I can think of, which I'm excited about.

You were just about to promo it, Andrew, I believe.

Is there idiot flag?

Yeah, give me one.

Give me one.

I need one.

I need two, technically.

Maybe three.

It's been a run because I got the Gavin false strike.

I got the assumption on a time that we scheduled.

I now think I understand where I went wrong with that.

And a product release for a thing we don't have.

I need to raise all three.

Yep.

Do you think it should be a strike system?

Like, if you get five strikes, you have to leave the episode.

Within one?

Oh, man.

Uh-oh.

So the Koosler, the idiot flag, and the patch shirt, and also the patch, will be available

on May 11th, which is

our anniversary day.

At what time?

Noon Central?

Sounds good to me.

Sounds good to me.

Noon Central.

So stay tuned to regulation store dot store.

Regulation.

Gavin, what is it?

Regulationstore.com or regulation store.

Hang on, let me make sure this still works.

Regulation store.store still works.

Great.

We'll also have a resupply, a restock of the regulation shirt.

So if you want to represent regulation the classic way, you can do that as well.

That'll be May 11th at noon, but on May 11th at 11 a.m.

Central Time, we are going to go live on Twitch to celebrate our anniversary.

We have some special stuff lined up,

a fun day of games and more on twitch.tv slash the regulation pod.

I'm excited about that.

I can't wait.

The return of Dill Kong, the revenge of Dill Kong.

Not really the revenge.

I betrayed.

I was the betrayer and then it all fell apart.

So I guess that's not technically revenge, but Dill Kong gets a second chance

before

coming out of the ashes.

Before Gavin and Nick got here, it was Jeff going, should we make a secret alliance for

on the 11th, we're going to do a 30-turn Mario party for you guys.

We're going to do it live.

And Jeff wanted to make a secret alliance, and Andrew immediately shot it down because he said no, because you always go random.

It's when we were doing Mario Party March, every time you'd go random, Jeff, I felt like Llewellyn Moss's wife from No Country for Old Men at the end of the movie, where I'm just like, you're hiding behind the coin.

You're making the choice.

Every time I just felt like, no, you do it.

You're going to say it's random and that it's not you, but it is you.

You get the choice.

You did have a choice.

Anton Shigur down there.

I wanted wanted to let fate decide.

Wouldn't the alliance lock him into not doing the random?

No, I don't try.

I think that if you make an alliance, I mean all listening into the random.

Speaking to Gavin specifically here and Nick as well, all options are on the table.

I'm malleable.

I'm like, you guys know Mr.

Fantastic?

You guys know Plastic Man?

You know how they can, I can do that with my personality and my morals.

So you're like, morph.

Yeah, whatever you need.

Yeah, I'm available to purchase as well.

You can buy me.

Wow.

Until I was betrayed by Dill Kong,

I was in an alliance with anyone who suggested anything.

If someone suggested something, I just did it.

I was just saying yes to whatever someone typed to me on Slack.

Then it became personal.

Yeah, making it personal was not...

And when I look back on it, not the greatest strategic decision.

Things did not go well for me after that.

I mean, it was a powerful move that particular episode.

It was.

It was a great moment.

And then it was a lot of bad.

It was

like I climbed the tree and then fell down and hit every branch as soon as I reached the top.

It was funny at first as you hit the first nine branches, but towards the end, you were just getting like slapped down beneath the ground.

And it was kind of sad.

My wife and I were talking this morning and she asked me, we were just discussing different production things.

And she asked me if I thought that doing in retrospect now that the 30-turn Mario Party was worth it, the effort that we put into it.

And I told her, I think it was maybe the most worth worth it thing we've done yeah it was great oh i i totally agree i thought it was fantastic yeah the response was incredible yeah the i think the response was great i think it was a lot of fun at the time too where uh there would just be certain days where you're like i don't know about this and other days where you're like this is the best thing we've ever filmed i think this might be it when nick just kept getting slammed Like on one turn, it was like, this is the funniest thing I think we've ever done.

I think this might be it.

Yeah, it was funny.

Yeah.

Whenever it's, I mean, a huge amount of work to do, but whenever we're able to release content daily with the audience, I think it's so cool and it like creates a different feel to it of like everyone is along for this sort of live event type thing that lasts a month.

Like not many things go a full month.

So it's just, it's a really unique and fun thing to experience.

Yeah, it was very fun.

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So that May 11th, 11 a.m.

Central Time, it'll be a Sunday.

So get home from church, which Jeff thinks you go to, and tune in on twitch.tv/slash the regulation pod.

And then we'll have our merch on sale at noon, but also on May 10th, the day before the anniversary, something special for you as well.

So

keep your eyes peeled for that on Saturday, May 10th.

Unfortunately, that is my birthday, and I don't love what is coming.

I didn't even think about that.

That's incredible.

I don't love

it.

Last year's birthday, we all lost our jobs.

So, is it as bad as that?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Sort of weirdly connected to that, though.

Yeah, yeah.

One, one year ago at this time, I had health insurance, and then on my birthday, that was that quickly they slashed it and went away.

And now, and now,

still insuranceless and and having to have something special come out on Saturday, May 10th, my birthday.

You won't be insuranceless for much longer.

No, no, we're not going to be insuranceless.

We're almost past.

We're so close.

We're so close.

Email today.

So close.

So close.

I do like the idea of you possibly losing your job on the same day again.

Thanks, man.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Appreciate it.

What if every May 11th we open up the voting and one by one vote if anyone gets removed from the company.

That's a terrible idea.

I have no, I'm annoying.

I know who I'm voting for.

I mean, surely we've all done decent work this year and we would all vote for everyone to stay.

What are you afraid of?

It's a terrible practice.

All right.

What do you mean?

He lives in fear.

I'm afraid of the bit.

Yeah, no.

I don't think it's a serious vote.

It's a serious business vote.

And, you know, the secretary, the president will have to, I assume, physically sign off on the result it's not it's not a joke i don't want to lose my job in a survivor setting what are you talking about it's not survivor you don't have to have your torch there's no torch that has to get snuffed that's not the point that's the negative

if it helps this is the scenario that we have created for good morning gus where after eight episodes on the eighth episode we all have to say whether we want to keep doing the show or not i think it's brilliant on the end of the first season we all said yes the second season is coming soon, and uh, who can say whether or not on the eighth episode, we say yes or not.

Did Gus play a shot in the dark?

Did he have an immunity idol?

One is

the whole time, he hung on to it the whole time.

I have a question about church.

I've been thinking about churches recently.

I just have never really thought about this.

Other people were crucified, right?

It wasn't just Jesus.

Yeah, I think he was crucified next to a bunch of other people.

Yeah, the crucifixion was a form of like, it's like lethal injection.

Like,

it's the way people died.

It's not, well, it's not like it was only, it wasn't special for Christ.

It was the way that people were killed.

I think it was much less humane deliberately than a lethal injection.

Yeah, it's definitely,

especially.

Crucifixion, not typically in a cross form, just on a singular post with your hands over your head.

It's estimated, just throwing this this out there, because I wanted to get some kind of Googling involved.

So just in case we're really offensive and we're not meaning to be,

it's estimated the Romans crucified between 100 and 150,000 people.

Holy shit.

Yeah, crucified a lot of people.

Yeah, it was very.

Not all at once, but yeah, throughout the course.

That would be crazy all at once.

And I think for an extra FU, for some people, they would do them upside down.

Ugh.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I think there are different forms of crucifixion.

I don't think the cross necessarily is the like be all end all for crucifixion.

Was there another significant historical figure that also died that way?

Like it's kind of wild that there's only one like famous

that I'm aware of crucifixion.

I'm looking it up.

Second most famous crucified.

That's what made me wonder if it happened to other people or if it was like a special form because I'm not religious in any way.

I just never really think about this stuff.

but we were streaming doesn't christ have a conversation with someone while they're both crucified does he i i thought he did i might be wrong but i thought he did a lot of people a lot of saints got crucified

well that makes sense i guess yeah does it i well like if you're in the realm of people being crucified if you time like jesus was one saints feel like they'd also be there I feel like they're kind of related.

Yeah, in the same time.

Jesus had a conversation with criminals that were crucified alongside him.

Interesting.

Yeah.

Okay.

I think I'd be a religious guy if there wasn't so much connotation to it.

There just seems like too much.

It's too much.

I just can't do it.

It's, you have to be,

it just, it asks so much of you.

This is now, this is how you feel about blue prince, right?

Yeah, absolutely.

Blue Prince and Christianity are so similar to me, where it's just like, this is too much, guys.

I don't think so.

I'm good at both, and I don't want to be.

I was kind of hoping that he was the only one because if you follow the narrative, let's just say that like this is the narrative that is presented of he dies on the cross and comes back.

Was there a group of people that were like, this just doesn't work?

We got it.

There's something wrong with these crosses.

We got it.

The method was the reason.

Yeah.

Like they blame the tech, like somebody that's just like, fuck, I guess we got to get rid of all these.

These are the faulty cross this month.

Crucifixion just

doesn't take.

Probably not.

I never thought about that.

That's hilarious.

Just the premise of, yeah, like what you would blame, I think, the mechanism ahead of anything else.

That would be the most reasonable thing to do.

Dude, I got to say, this crucifixion just doesn't kill him enough.

This guy came fucking three days later.

He's back here.

God damn.

I just put the cross down.

We got to put up a whole new one.

Pontius Pilate was out there fucking stabbing him.

Three days later, he's out here.

God damn.

Well, thank you.

I was curious about that.

I've been wondering.

There was somebody on the stream named like Donkey Jesus or something.

Somebody was

crucified donkey.

Yeah, I've been thinking about this since crucified donkey was on the stream.

The rest of that day, I couldn't stop thinking about crucified donkey.

Like,

dude, like

people who come into our Twitch stream,

phenomenal names.

Schindler's Fist and Crucified Donkey are there without fail.

It's phenomenal.

Love them both.

Oh.

I

throwback to this podcast.

The old, old face podcast.

I did something.

I completed something that was discussed in the past.

I have a real opinion on it now.

I watched Minority Report.

Oh,

what'd you think?

Oh!

Isn't it so blue?

It's very blue.

It's also like, I don't know.

Seeing steven spielberg's recent work and then seeing that is like wow this is fun this is an actually fun movie it's kind of crazy that he made this the perception i have of spielberg in his modern work at least it's a great movie he's just running around with a bag of his eyes and he's using them and they keep showing his eyeballs in a bag it's great yeah and then he eats the bad sandwich and drinks the bad milk yeah

oh he's uh it's fun movie good movie good tom cruise movie i never really understood all the the balls why they use the balls?

I think it's just like cinematic.

I don't think there's any actual logical reason.

I guess, yeah, it's not as interesting to just cut to a fax machine.

Yeah, in my head, you know.

Dot matrix printer going back and forth.

Fellas, fellas.

You know, those like gumball machines where you put the whatever quarter in and then it would go through like all the pipes and like it's just fun to look at.

Like, I feel like somebody had that experience and then was like, but what if it was a murder ball?

what if it said a murder on it that'd be even better

it's fun it was a great movie you guys know how i don't really watch movies anymore right yeah well you were on a kick of it again like you uh briefly but i got i got to like three movie reviews and then i had enough of that bit uh i uh

i while stuck on the plane to turkey i decided to watch a movie that i'd kind of always wanted to see And so I watched it.

And then I found out it was the greatest movie ever made.

And because of that, I watched the second second one, which turns out is even better and the greatest movie ever made.

And then I watched the third one, and that turns out is also the greatest movie ever made.

And I can't believe I didn't see these three movies.

Can you guess what movies I'm talking about?

Well, he said three, so that removes the cheaper by the dozen franchise.

Right, it's a trill.

We're discussing a trilogy.

Rush Out is also out.

It's got to be a movie that he's wanted to see, so it's older.

They're just,

you never watched these movies until you were on this plane.

No, I know of them.

I had seen a previous iteration of the brand, but I'd never seen these movies.

No.

John Wick.

No, I've seen John Wick.

Oh.

Not a trilogy anymore.

No, not a trilogy at all.

Kind of bull run.

Three of those?

I've seen those.

I don't know if it's.

There's two Smokey and the Bandits.

I don't think they're new.

It's newer than that.

Way newer than that.

We're talking.

Is one of them a prequel?

No.

Okay.

That's a great

one.

Jurassic World.

There's no way that he didn't see the Jurassic.

I've seen

this.

What is like something on the peripheral

Mad Max?

No, but that's a good guess.

But that's not what I'm discussing.

Damn it.

Is it an action series or comedy?

Yeah, it's an action series.

I would consider it to be action.

Okay, it's considered to be action.

Nothing funny about it.

Nothing funny about it.

Okay, it's not going to be Godfather.

Oh,

what's the Clint Eastwood, the

fucking Barry Harry movies?

No, the

Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

No, I've seen this many times.

I could just give it to you, too.

You guys don't want it to guess forever if you want to.

Okay,

we're working through it.

Are these like they have to be successful movies because they made three of them?

Yes.

Was it a series that got progressively less successful?

Were any of these straight to DVD?

No.

No.

Okay.

Wow.

Huh.

Come on, Gavin.

Three of them that you haven't seen.

I guarantee Andrew's seen them all.

Oh, oh, that's an interesting.

How many Triple X movies are there?

It's not Triple X, but that's a great movie.

There are three of those.

Oh.

There are three.

And you somehow watched one on the Millennium, right?

Even though it went out.

What?

All right.

I personally give up.

Okay.

I watched the greatest movies ever made.

Denzel Washington and The Equalizer.

Holy shit.

Damn.

Holy shit.

Are those movies fantastic?

Yeah.

Well,

yeah.

Like, he's great.

He's so good in all of them.

And

the

interactions he has, I think, too, really drops off for me overall.

But his interactions in that movie with the villain are so fucking good.

Dude.

There's a scene where he's in a parking lot with them in the guy's house.

And oh, man, it's it's good.

It's just like, I mean, you know, story-wise, there are moments that they're throughout that aren't perfect, but he is dripping so much charisma.

And there are all these little

things that they do that just like, I've never watched the same scene like six times in a row before, I don't think.

And like, there's a scene.

It's just like the first five minutes of three is insane, but when he gets like unexpectedly shot and he sits down and he picks up the pistol and he looks at it and he does the thing and and then it it his face is so emotive and i just had to keep watching it over and over again it's he's so fucking cool and he works at home depot it's like what if the old guy who worked at home depot was actually a badass and then he is it was so fucking funny that's what i was about to ask i'm like is equalizer the one where he works at like the home deep like the fake home depot Yes.

Yeah.

The first one he's at Home Depot, the second one, he's an Uber driver.

And then the third one, he's, he's just on vacation.

Is Pedro Pascal in the first one?

He's in the second one oh second one okay um he gets his eye all fucked up or whatever that's cool i what i really like about the first one and they kind of move away from this and the third one it doesn't really warrant it at all but he gives the people he's about to fuck up an out every time yeah like there's always a moment where he's like i'm gonna give you an out here will you do the right thing and they never do and then he fucks them up and it's awesome it's so cool it's so cool and it progresses in a way

i actually prefer the action to that in john Wick.

John Wick goes an opposite direction.

Now, I think they do it in the Equalizer because Denzel Washington is an older man as these progress.

And he's not like, you're not going to have him do a bunch of physical stuff.

Where I kind of get tired in John Wick 3, where every single fight he's doing the same hip throw to the guy.

And then like, it's every fight scene is so like extended.

where Denzel Washington in Equalizer 3 is this a dude with a gun that just kills everybody instantly.

Like there's there's no, he just mows through people.

Yeah.

Sort of like a force of nature.

And I find that so much more effective in terms of conveying a sense of like, oh, they're fucked.

Like there's nothing they can do.

You just described, you just described like the reason that I don't really care for the John Wick movies versus something like The Equalizer.

Like John Wick is such a movie made by a stunt team.

And then the equalizer feels like, how fast can we get this done?

And it's like, this rocks.

I love that shit.

It is that.

The first John Wick, I feel like, is also very much that way of like the club scene.

He's just walking through shooting everybody.

It sort of progressively becomes more stunt-centric movies.

And

a lot of people seem to like that.

And that's awesome.

But I really appreciated Equalizer 3, where...

It's less about like making these bad guys feel like things that he needs to overcome.

And just, I'm going to, if I get to you, you're fucking dead.

It's also cool because it shows how cerebral it is because he's counting the seconds it's going to take him and he's having conversations with a guy.

Like there's a moment in three when kind of what you're talking about, he's, he's explaining to them that they're fucked and they don't even know it yet.

And you're like, he's like, your guy on your left is an inch and a half too close to me.

The guy on the right is unfortunately going to get shot in the shoulder because of that.

And like, he's already working it all out in his head.

And you can like kind of see his mind work.

And then when everything happens, it's like in a short burst.

It's like,

and then it's done.

And so it's like everything is just like, he's like super fastidious.

He folds his like napkin a certain way and sets the table up, and that's like how he kills people, too.

It's really cool.

I've never seen a single one.

Oh, they're great, you should watch, yeah, they're great, and that like that

choice thing Andrew's talking about.

Like, there's a moment on a train where he sits down and talks to a guy who's already fucked and he doesn't know it yet.

And he's he's like, There's two kinds of pain in the world: there's pain that hurts, and there's pain that alters.

I let you choose, you know, and that's like it's fucking just awesome.

It's phenomenal, yeah.

Uh, it's

I think, one and three are incredibly strong, and two has its moments.

There's sequences in two that are just like, he's such a fucking badass.

That's so cool.

That's awesome.

But they're definitely all worth seeing.

And the way they progress is cool.

And also, if you're a fan of like Denzel Washington and kind of have like a concept of his career, Dakota Fanning's in the third one.

And it's just a really cool arc of Man on Fire to the Equalizer 3.

That's a trilogy 4K box set.

Damn.

Be worth it.

Wow.

I'm buying that.

It's great.

You will not regret it.

Top tier Denzel.

It's sort of funny you bring that up because I've been, I went on a journey of trying to watch all the Denzel Washington movies, and I'm still on that.

I think I have like nine or ten left.

But then I realized that I also have seen almost every Tom Cruise movie by accident.

So I've been trying to round that out as well.

And I think I have eight of those left.

Even the mummy?

Even the mummy.

That one.

I saw it in the theater.

That one took like five or six attempts not his worst movie shockingly it might be his west trailer though what do you think his worst movie is yeah what yeah what do you think the worst worst movie by far is legend the one he made with ridley scott

yeah i was a kid that's a childhood terrible like a childhood movie yeah if i could totally if you're a kid i could see liking that it is one of the movies where it has an opening scroll and I was checked out during the scroll where they were like, unicorns are the bearer of light they have light in their soul and they'll combat the dark and i was like oh this isn't this isn't for me

is is legend the one with like the big devil guy yes yes yeah okay i think it's uh is it tim curry playing that devil it is yeah i think it is tim curry it is looks like the dungeon keeper guy Yeah, like, yeah, this is to me, like the best representation of crazy demon devil guy.

It is.

It's great prosthetics.

Awesome.

He set the standard.

It's incredible.

He set the standard with that rule.

Yeah.

The movie's not good.

I don't remember the, I don't remember the movie one way.

It's so bad.

It's not even, it's 80, like four minutes long.

So like, you know, you know, it's stretching.

It's, it's terrible.

A weird pattern I've noticed is Tom Screw Cruise movies that have scrolls in them, really not great.

I haven't finished Far and Away, but that's another one that opens with a scroll and I didn't know anything about it.

Like when I watch these movies by these actors specifically, I don't look anything up about them.

It's just like I go in blind and it's fun.

And that one opens with a scroll of like, set in 1892, Ireland, and just going, oh, no.

Insanely popular.

Yeah, insanely popular film.

Beloved film.

So do you watch Star Wars and you're just like,

haven't seen it?

No, I don't mind the reading.

I went, oh, no, because it was set in Ireland.

And I went,

please don't make Tom Cruise be Irish.

Yeah, he's just like against them.

Like, it's the era of actors having shitty accent.

Like, I don't feel like they try to do that anymore with U.S.

actors.

They're like, oh, Brad Pitt's big.

He'll just play this British guy and it'll be great.

And then Snatch happens.

Isn't John Lithgow playing Dumbledore right now?

Is he?

Yeah.

Yeah.

On the television show.

It's a big controversy because they're like, why is this shitty American actor playing having a British accent?

And he's like,

I played Winston Churchill.

What do you want?

Yeah.

He did pretty well, too.

Oh, yeah.

Is Tom Cruise jacked in Far and Away?

Or is this just an image of him being close to jacked?

He looks big.

He looks big in that.

Yeah.

Well, he plays like a farmer, from what I can tell, that's like plowing the field.

So it makes sense, I guess.

Plowing more than that.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

But it's been fun.

I've been saving sort of like...

the movies I think would be most enjoyable to me for Denzel and Tom Cruise.

Trying to save a few good ones.

Tom Cruise would be a person that I would say would be that would index really high on the ratio of good to bad movies in their career list.

Like, I can, I can't, I don't think either of the movies that you have an issue with are bad.

So, but like, let me say, like, Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Cruise are dudes that I just can't think of shitty movies that they participated in.

There's weird connections, too.

Of like, I had never seen Rainman and Rainman and Mission Impossible 2 both open with the same song.

And I just, I wonder if that's a complete coincidence because Hans Zimmer did the score for both those movies.

Is that a weird connection to Rain Man?

I have no idea, but it's just,

it's fun.

And the holiday.

I would say, from what I've seen.

What about the holiday?

Wait, who's in the holiday?

Yeah, what about it?

Hans Zimmer?

Hans Zimmer soundtrack.

It's cool.

Oh.

He was just throwing out a fact, I think.

It wasn't really related to the...

You associate his films with just absolute banging epic soundtracks, and sometimes it's the holiday.

That's great.

It's very weird.

I'd say tom cruise has five or six bad movies like just i'm looking at his imdb it's pretty it's pretty strong man like days of thunder isn't like a great movie but it's fine it's fine totally fine yeah cocktail isn't a great movie

the mummy straight up

yes yeah yeah yeah i'm okay with didn't he do that rock of ages movie He did, but that's also like, it's bad, but like it knows it's bad.

It's like, it's knowingly knowingly corny.

He's really good in it.

I was, that scene has, or that movie has a monkey in it called Heyman, who's awesome.

It's like a

monkey.

He's like Tom Cruise's number one guy and he just fucks things up.

And I was watching it and I had the realization.

This is the fuck.

Have you not seen Heyman from Rock Ages?

Yeah, he just hangs out.

He's his number one guy and he gets him like alcohol or if like he's got an enemy, Heyman will fuck up the enemy for Tom Cruise.

But I realized while watching it, it is the most inhumane thing that I unapologetically enjoy, and I just have to accept that about myself.

They probably shouldn't have a monkey in a movie doing this.

Like, this can't be

Heyman's fucking awesome.

Oh my god, I might have to watch this movie.

Look at this

lot, but he's fucking great.

This rock,

he's a highly decorated monkey.

He is.

K-Man is awesome.

He is.

What is that?

Is it a baboon?

What kind of monkey is that?

I think it is a baboon.

Okay.

I believe.

Crazy.

Wow.

Yeah.

Anyway, I equalized

this.

That's awesome.

Tom Cruise has a lot of good movies.

It's true.

Those are both two true statements.

Hey,

I created a game.

Do you guys want to play a little game?

I want to play your game.

Yeah.

I hope it's okay.

I was thinking the other day, I was going grocery shopping, and I was buying I was going through the cereal aisle and I have like four cereals that I cycle through and I was just kind of lamenting that there aren't more exciting cereals to try new cereals to try and I got to thinking when was the last time a new cereal dropped when I was a kid I felt like cereal was coming out left and right you know like every year there was a new hot new cereal

from some cartoon or something that I wanted to try.

And I just don't feel like that's the case anymore.

So I started, I looked up some dates and I was just surprised when some cereals launched versus others and so i've created a little game uh where i will throw this out there and you guys can police yourselves but what it came first cornflakes or grape nuts i think grape nuts came first what the hell are grape nuts i'm gonna say corn flakes

well okay let's think about this let's talk this out a little bit because cornflakes were made as a way to like stop people from banging is the history of corn flakes jerking off yeah

i mean wasn't wasn't it linked to like circumcision and all all that stuff?

Was it?

I don't know about that history.

I just thought it was like the anti-sex food.

That was like so bland that it would make people bored.

Was the idea?

This food is so boring.

I'll never jerk off.

I think that was the idea.

That's not where I saw this contest going, but this game going, but this is awesome.

It's the brief thing about cereal, like the small amount of history I know relating to it.

I still.

Grape nut.

I don't think I've ever seen a grape nut, but I've seen a corn flake.

They're crunchy as well.

I'm looking at grape nuts.

Where does the grape come in?

There's no grape.

Oh.

I always imagine the California raisins promoting the grape nuts for some reason.

I don't know why.

I don't think that ever happened.

They probably

did raisin brand.

Grape nuts?

It looks like the crumbs at the bottom of other cereal.

Yeah.

Really?

See, I've never seen a grape nut.

Oh, I just googled it.

Yeah, I understand.

I'm just stating that like everything I've heard grape nuts before, so I've always just had to imagine everything relating to it.

My, my wife eats grape nuts, so

okay, so I know the rotation.

They're, I don't know, I think, I think that that is a uh high bar to set for what grape nuts are.

I don't think they're fine.

They're fine.

I'm gonna say grape nuts.

I would take them out of bed in the morning, but I wouldn't hunt one down.

So you're gonna say grape nuts, Andrew.

Yep, I'm locking in grape nuts.

I'm going cornflakes.

Cornflakes or Eric?

gavin uh i'll go cornflakes okay nick cornflakes cornflakes uh kellogg's cornflakes launched in 1906 post grape nuts released in 1897.

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They probably were.

Yeah.

Wow.

You think about that?

Tom Cruise could be eating grape nuts in Far and Away.

Yeah.

Well, that's why I brought up grape nuts is because, see, that's the whole thing is he invents grape nuts in Far and Away, and that's how he makes his family fortune.

I see.

Oh,

that makes.

That makes sense.

Okay, you want one, two, three, four, five?

I have five more rounds if you guys want to go.

Please.

Rice Krispies or Raisin Brand?

Rice Krispies, I feel like, has to be an OG cereal.

Really old.

Rice Krispies feels like they're trying to make something else and they accidentally made Rice Krispies.

Yeah, but I think that they did that later because Raisin Brand just seems like a thing that's like, here's brand, put some milk on it, moron.

Exactly.

Real easy.

So cereal wasn't for kids at the beginning.

Is that true?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And Rice Krispies are kid-focused.

well i i think that maybe that could be a later marketing thing though oh you think that krispies used to be like accountant food the cereal based on grape nuts the cereal people aren't fruit people they're gonna need to have to come up with a deal for the raisins and that that could take time got a raisin supplier

that could take years was it one of the first collabs It may have been based on this.

Well, you got to bring that word into this.

Were the California Raisins ever involved with Raisin Bran?

Yes, I believe so.

Really?

Oh, that's perfect.

Let's collab.

I'm going to guess Raisin Bran.

I'm going to go Rice Krispies once again.

I think it's an old cereal that they accidentally made trying to do something else.

Eric and Nick?

Raisin Bran.

Yeah, I'm going Raisin Bran as well.

Andrew, you are a fucking savant.

Rice Krispies

released in 1928.

Raisin Bran released in 1942.

Wow.

Differences getting that Raisin partnership.

I'm I'm telling you, it's tough.

All right.

Another runoff.

I've got the Raisin in the show.

Terrible.

This one's going to be hard.

I tried to make like cereals so that

they feel similar between each other.

Life Cereal versus Cheerios.

Oh, Cheerios have been around forever.

The bass Cheerio, we're not talking honey nut.

We're talking an original bass Cheerio, right?

What was the other one, Jeff?

Life Cereal.

You think life would be the one because of the.

What the hell is that?

Life?

Mikey likes it.

Life cereal, yeah, was the kid.

Mikey likes it stuff.

It has to be Cheerios.

Oh, it's like a

green bird on it, right?

Life?

What?

Life cereal?

Isn't that the green bird cereal?

Bird?

What?

Let me look up life cereal.

Sam?

What?

Don't look it up.

It's going to spoil it, right?

No, I'm just Googling the box.

Life cereal box.

Googling the box.

Established 1923.

I just don't.

What bird?

I'm telling.

Okay, I'm going.

Life cereal box cannon.

I don't see a bird.

No, it's just like the cornflakes.

Birds.

It's like a kid, right?

There is a.

Oh, fuck.

Who is this bird?

It's a green bird.

It's the color of life.

Life cereal box.

What color is that?

Bird.

Life cereal box.

It's like blue and white, or blue and red, and yellow and green.

I'm talking about toucan Sam.

No, I'm not.

I know toucan Sam.

I can identify two can.

Oh, it's the cornflakes bird.

I got the cornflakes bird mixed up with the life bird because it's very similar color.

Yeah, yeah, he's a little green rooster.

Yeah, that's yeah,

that's the bird I was thinking.

That bird.

Yeah, it's not a life bird, it's a cornflake bird.

I'm gonna say Cheerios.

I'm also gonna say Cheerios.

Cheerios.

I'll say life.

Okay, it was Cheerios.

1945.

Life came out in 1961.

1945?

That's so late for Cheerios.

Yes, I know, right?

Cheerios is more recent.

Cheerios is a 1700s food.

How did how did they wait till that long to make it?

It took them a long time to develop O technology.

Wow.

All right.

This one's going to be a little bit harder, I think.

Hopefully.

Two of my favorite cereals, by the way.

Fruity Pebbles versus Captain Crunch.

Oh, that is tough because I feel like they're the same era.

I feel like Fruity Pebbles.

I've never had either.

I feel like it's Captain Crunch because fruit, cereal, fruit is too exotic for early years of cereal.

We don't have fruit in stuff.

Fruit at that time was like, eat a grapefruit.

It's the sweetest thing you've ever tasted.

So I think it's got to be Captain Crunch.

The thing for me bringing this down in my head, I'm thinking about Hanna-Barbera, and I feel like the Flintstones are tied to Fruity Pebbles.

But

I feel like Captain Crunch feels like some old-timey kids-like boats type thinking.

Like, kids are into captains.

There's like Captain Crunch has gone through a lot of different looks.

Like, he looked like fucked up crazy mode at the beginning.

Did he come up through the ranks?

Or did he was he captain from the state?

No, unfortunately, he's just sort of like he's hit his career progression ceiling, and he was a captain and always has been a captain.

Yeah, sad.

I used to know a lot about Captain Crunch, but I don't remember any of

Captain Crunch lore.

I used to know a lot about Captain Crunch.

These are questions I had in the past, but whatever the info was, outside of knowing I knew it, I don't remember the specifics.

I'm going to go

Captain Crunch.

I think Captain Crunch is older.

Everybody else is what do you, Eric?

That sounds like you're a Captain Crunch.

Captain Crunch, yeah, definitely.

Gavin, you've never heard of either.

I'll go to the other one.

Okay, Fruity Pebbles.

Fruity Pebbles launched it.

Fruity Pebbles Yabba Dabba did it in 1969.

Whereas Captain Crunch first set sail on the serial seas in 1963.

Hey!

We avoided the iceberg.

Hell yeah.

Yep.

This one is going to be hard, I think.

Okay.

Honeycomb versus Golden grams oh

that is hard that's a tough one

are golden grams the bear one yeah no

no I'm getting that's super golden crisp can't get enough of super golden crisp

oh yeah

yeah

isn't it a bear in a red shirt blue pants oh maybe it is maybe it is

I'm looking it up Jeff's Jeff's just fighting all the way to be wrong.

It's It's great.

No, no, it's just, it's, yeah, it's just this.

Jeff, look, Gavin, look at old Captain Crunch.

Look at that guy.

He's fucking cracked out.

I think,

man, I want to say it's Golden Grams because the shape of Honey Crisp or whatever is too technologically advanced to be.

Can I see the Honey Crisp box, Jeff, as well, please?

Just so I can.

Oh, Honeycomb.

I don't think I've seen.

Yeah, Honeycomb.

I haven't had either of these cereals.

Okay.

Honeycomb just sounds like half a name.

Honeycomb, what?

Honeycomb.

Honeycomb.

Okay, go.

I got it.

I'm sure.

I got it.

I got it.

I got it.

It's already.

Okay.

Okay.

It's the same one.

Honeycomb.

Big real honey.

I think it's golden grains.

I think

the

look is too impressive of the honeycomb.

It is impressive.

I do,

I do, here's the thing, big real honey flavor.

Yeah.

Because I agree, the design of the honeycomb implies to me that it is much more modern.

However,

the

like flavoring material, it feels like they just coated golden grams and stuff.

I'm going to have to go with honeycomb just because it's such a shit name.

Yeah.

It sounds basic.

It sounds like it could have been cereal number three or something.

Now, here's the thing.

I hate that you've done this because you've been wrong every time.

And I was leaning there.

You've been wrong every time.

And that really makes me want to go Golden Graham, but my heart is pulling towards Honeycomb.

I think Honeycomb.

You're going to come to the wrong side.

Were there ever just Grahams?

Is Golden Grahams a honey nut Cheerio situation where there were just not them?

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

Graham came in gold?

He started gold.

Yeah.

Much like Captain Crunch.

He was a captain from the start.

Grahams were always gold.

He was just already a captain when he entered the cereal business.

Right.

Big real honey flavor.

All that Graham's is gold.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Honeycomb, golden gram.

I'm going to say honeycomb is older.

Golden Graham, honeycomb.

I'm going Golden Grahams.

All right.

So, Eric, you said Golden Graham.

What did you say, Andrew?

I went honeycomb.

Okay.

Gavin?

You said honeycomb.

Nick?

Honeycomb.

golden grams first released in 1976 versus honeycomb, which first released in 1965.

Wow,

wow, that's crazy.

Good call, Gavin.

The thought process there was fantastic to listen to.

Damn, really, that was great.

That was a great one.

Wow.

Okay, this last one.

I just threw it in as a fun one.

These two aren't really related in any way.

Count chocolate versus cinnamon toast crunch.

Oh, Count Chocola.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch is still in the naming scheme of like, here's what you're going to eat.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Whereas Count Chocola, you're just like, what?

Yeah, but it seems so.

I'm trying to think of like the oldest look for both of them that I can remember.

Wait, what?

I'm a big fan of the variation of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What did I do?

You you made me laugh you're funny oh sorry

do i gotta do i gotta fallate you in front of everybody right now it's just such a delay i couldn't remember what i said uh

i'm trying to think of like

i think it's got to be count chocolate because i remember some really shitty like 50s 60s like look to him and

cinnamon toast crunch feels very 80s to me

and they had like different mascots also count chocolate went away and came back oh that's true I don't know if he ever went away.

I think Frankenberry and

Booberry might have gone away, but I don't know if Count Chocula.

I think he's been consistent.

I think he dropped forward.

What about the world?

Maybe.

Oh,

he was strawberry, something wrong.

Wolfie O's.

Cummy Mummy.

What was the other one?

Oh, Fruit Brute was the

name of the

name of the wolf.

I got to go with Count Chocolate.

Count Cummy Mummy while seeing cereal boxes that are just loads of milk on the box really loads.

Yeah, loads of milk.

Brings it all together.

Loads of loads.

Fucking loads of milk.

So we got

Eric is locked in on Count Chocolate.

Look at this fucking fruity cummy mummy, dude.

Gross.

Did you say you were Count Chocolate?

Count Chocolate.

Okay.

Yeah, Count Chocolate.

So just Gavin and Andrew.

I'm still thinking.

Okay.

Because vampires are older than toast.

Is that true?

Yeah, but not, but not by much.

Not by much.

Someone must have lost their house in a fire and they got some bread out.

That's how toast was invented.

It was a house fire.

My house burnt down, but it smells fabulous.

I feel like toast could definitely happen by accident.

But on the upside,

all of the

side products of bread are just from people leaving it out or accidentally burning their house down, like it's all accidental.

Um,

well, I think Count Chocula is a 70s thing.

Uh, so is it prior to his cinnamon toast crunch?

Now, I'm when it comes to the cinnamon toast crunch realm, I'm a big fan of the churro variation, a more modern

twist on it.

It's pretty great.

Um,

French toast, too.

Oh, man.

I don't like either of these cereals.

When were

toasters exist?

toasters have existed since the 1800s i think since electricity

really it's i feel like if you were much like the high five if you told me that toasters were made in like the 60s that wouldn't have necessarily shocked me but i but you could do embers for toast right yeah you could toast it in an oven couldn't you yeah you could burn your house down and get some toast yeah

Yeah, you really could have fucking burned your house down with one of these back in the day.

Oh, that's what an old toaster looked like that's from like 1897 is that how they killed christ yes so you plug your toaster which is open into a lamp

uh

that's brilliant i want i want one of those looks like a scientology device to like test your q rating or whatever the fuck

um

all right andrew i got on toaster tick tock for a while and they're interesting i'm gonna say that Count Chocula is older.

Okay.

Count Chocolate came out in 1971.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch released in 1984.

Wow.

You were six for six.

That was phenomenal.

Credible, man.

Congratulations.

I can't believe this.

I'm not a serial guy.

You did a tremendous.

That was that was that was unbelievably impressive.

I'm crediting Blue Prince.

I've been in a real try to solve puzzles, getting to the bottom of things recently.

Dominica.

That is a definite dominant

run for sure.

That was a great game, Jeff.

Thank you for that.

Thank you very much.

Yeah, no worries.

I think I've had a serial revelation during that.

Really?

I was just eating cereal a few years ago.

And I also was thinking, I haven't gleeked in about two or three years.

Oh, gleek, yeah.

Like, does gleeking go away with age, or is it just like the food you eat?

I don't know.

Try it now.

What?

I've never been able to do it on demand.

That's like an accidental thing for you?

Yeah.

Can you just gleek?

No, not on an accident.

That's embarrassing.

I don't even know what gleeking is.

What's gleeking?

It's when your...

Your saliva gland just like fires out in a jet.

Like if you were a snake.

Yeah, trying to inject venom.

Like when you go full snake venom mode.

Have you ever done it?

No, I don't think so.

You'd be like moving your tongue and then you just go.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

That's the fucking nicest thing.

Oh, it comes out of the bottom?

From your gleek hole.

Yep, wait, something becomes open.

The glee call is under the tongue.

Yes.

What?

I've got to film this.

Can anyone do it?

Can we slow-mo this?

Absolutely not.

I can't do it.

I've never been able to do it.

Never.

Oh, I can't believe it's from right in the middle.

It's like a little.

That's blowing my mind.

I thought it was like at the back of the throat.

Bleak.

Gleo.

I was going to say something, and that has completely emptied my brain.

That's

I'm in shock.

I can't believe that.

It does look like a snake.

I used to glee way more as a kid.

I gleeked on someone's face once.

I felt real bad.

What?

At the like

school lunch.

There was a facial gleek by you?

Yeah, yeah.

No wonder you're at the bottom of the pile.

I gleek on my friend Ian's glasses.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

No wonder he looked up.

I got that, Nick.

Oh, gleeking.

Yeah, maybe if I get some cereal going, it'll start happening again.

Was Ian mad at you?

No, he found it really funny.

Good.

Oh, okay.

You got a real one there.

You do.

I feel like it's not gleeking, but now that I'm on CPAP, if I open my mouth up, I feel like I'm a battle cat.

I feel like I'm hissing.

These are good.

Oh,

I just glee

cabin just glee.

I was trying to squash my tongue like she's doing that, and it works.

I clicked.

I gleeked on my phone.

Ian's going to be so jealous.

Well, at least you know you can do it.

And that it's not related to cereal.

Now I know that it's like a tiny little tongue urethra.

It's blown my mind.

That's been there the whole time.

Yeah, the whole time.

Seriously, just do what she's doing there and just kind of let me know.

I'm just trying.

I'm just trying right now.

No, I'm gleekless.

Maybe we'll spend the next week or so practicing and then we can try it.

Yeah.

Do gleek Olympics.

Well,

it might be everyone getting bronze but you by the sounds of it, but we give it a try.

Yeah, Gavin, you want to glee us out of

No, stop.

Don't tell me that.

No, no, no, I heard that.

Whatever that was.

Disgusting.

We need to leave.

Oh, my God.

Hey, this has been the 52nd episode of the Regulation Podcast.

Man, where does the time go?

I'll tell you where it goes.

It goes in the dump because we live in the future, which is the present.

Wait.

What?

Time machines.

We'll see you next time.

Thanks for supporting us for one whole year.

Please continue to do so.

We'll see you on Sunday at 11 a.m.

Keaton, let me finish.

I was going to say, because next time is Sunday at 11 a.m.

when we stream Mario Party all together for fun for our one year anniversary.

And then at 12 noon, we'll all buy stuff on our store because it comes out at that time.

And then we'll continue to play Mario Party and enjoy each other's company.

And we'll see you then.

If I keep this up, I'm going to be the only person buying Idiot Flex.

I need to really pull it back next episode.

Are we doing that new level you unlocked?

We could.

We could do the

Bowser level.

Yeah, people really want us to do that.

30-turn Bowser.

Can't wait.

See you on Sunday.

Bye-bye.

Bye.