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We have a movie we're going to be watching tonight.
However,
I want to know, if you're in the chat, let us know, why did you pick this one and not the other movies?
Or if you picked the other movies,
this was the best.
How are you feeling?
Is that right?
I think mine even had a little bit of nudity in it, too.
Damn it.
No,
I don't think there's nudity in this one.
No?
There's a dead guy with some mouse nipples.
Yeah, we're more hung up on tits than death.
Because we will be watching Mouse Hunt.
Mouse Hunt is the winner today.
Andrew, whose pick was this?
This is Gavin's pick.
Gavin picked Mouse Hunt.
Sure.
This is in Recent Law because I was saying it's the third best Home Alone film.
It's true.
That's why this came up.
I will judge that today, I guess.
Yep.
So who's alone?
Who's the favorite is the third best?
Is it the Mouse?
Yeah, the Mouse is alone.
Yeah.
Don't you think?
Yeah, who needs McAllister?
Who's McAllister?
fair enough i gotta respect all of the falcons in here who didn't vote for the film and are just here out of love anyway yeah appreciate appreciate you guys are there any of the 11 that voted for air force one currently in this chat
i want to know who's bummed that we're not watching air force one
yeah who picked outside of that was that was a nick one but who voted for it yeah who voted for the right spencer tbl voted for
Is Gary Oldman in Air Force One?
Who?
Gary Oldman?
Is that him?
Okay.
Yeah, he's main bad guy.
Main bad guy.
Yeast.
I've never seen Air Force One.
That was
I probably would have voted for that.
Well, you had the opportunity.
That's true.
You could have voted.
You could have voted for it, Gavin.
I'm not a Falcon.
It's true.
You could have done it.
You could have voted the way that Nick does in every 100% eat poll.
I don't do that anymore.
It's a couple time thing.
I'm not a Falcon.
I'm just protected by them.
Right, right, right.
Right, right, right.
That's a good point.
But now it's Mouse Hunt.
We are recording this so that way you guys can do the watch along later.
If you're, for some reason, you have to leave early.
Don't want you to have to go crazy out of your way for it, but we will be watching this with you guys.
We got the chat up.
And then
we're going to watch Mouse Hunt.
It is.
Did I have to sigh what he said?
And this is, according to Gavin, the third best Home Alone film.
But what he doesn't mention is that he doesn't like Home Alone 1 and 2.
He's referring to three and four as the other two best Home Alone films, which I think is weird.
New
seed him.
So this is Mouse Hunt from 1997.
A total run length of one hour, 38 minutes, directed by Gore Verbinski and written out.
Wow.
Adam Starburst.
Still waiting on his Bioshock movie.
Two stumble bum inheritors are determined to rid their antique house of a mouse who is equally determined to stay where he is, starring Nathan Lane, Lee Evans, and Vicki Lewis.
Vicki Lewis?
Oh, man.
Is that the name of the mouse?
Yeah.
No,
Vicki Lewis was Beth on News Radio.
Oh, I love News Radio.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So let's
check this out.
97 was such a good lead up year.
It's true.
A good pre-year, I guess.
It was a tailgater of a year.
Yep.
I feel like it was a pre-along with 93.
93.
I think 92 feels like a pre-year, but boy, I could really feel 93 is a pre-year.
I could get on board with that big time.
Zero, I graduated high school.
I think 95 was main, main year.
I think 95 could be a main year.
I think 94 is pretty close to being a main year, though.
94 feels like a big year, doesn't it?
It was a big year.
Is your cookaine died?
Oh, big year.
Fine.
That sounds like he was making fun of you.
Three.
No, that's the first thing I took.
94.
I don't know why.
No, Andrew, that's not the countdown.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
All right.
Are you all ready?
Let's go start.
All right.
In for everybody listening later, in five, four,
three,
two,
one,
go.
Oh, you almost lost the play button.
It was almost.
It all vanished.
I had to keep moving it around.
Frame rate's a piece of shit.
Why don't you do something about that, Nick?
Catch the mouse.
Move off the goddamn screen!
It's like
we did a test for this earlier, and Gavin didn't have anything to say about this part.
Well, I didn't look at that.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Nick, what happened?
What are you doing?
What are you doing, Nick?
A word without frames.
Hold on, Nick, what's happening?
Do you want to
take a second and restart?
Restart what?
What's the problem?
I can't get the
pause button to get off the screen there.
No, I think this is how Gor Verbinski wanted us to watch this.
There!
All right.
Oh, wow.
Did you just have to not move the mouse for like seven seconds?
I didn't move it for a very, very long time.
This looks like the start of a Batman movie right here.
It does.
Oh, my Godfather.
Well, Mouse Hunt is like the third best Batman movie.
I've heard that.
But once again, Gavin only likes Val Kilbros, Batman.
So straight.
And this is the.
This is for the mouse?
The coffin?
Yeah.
That's a big mouse.
That's what I was saying.
I think that's crazy.
What's going on with the picture?
What?
They're like jittering all over the place.
Why is he doing that?
Can everyone else see that?
He has to move the mouse again.
Hang on.
Hey, Gavin, are you wired?
There goes the frame rate.
Oh, shit.
Hell yeah.
No.
Oh, is that the old guy?
Christmas vacation.
Yeah, it's the old guy from Christmas Vacation.
When his hair gets set on fire.
Yeah.
How'd they do that?
Like, Jesus Christ, Edna.
Sometimes he's...
Yeah, pack his cat away again.
Backwards.
What?
Is there people that see the movie like skip backwards and forwards?
No?
no, no, Nick.
No, it's not.
There has not been any problem at all.
We're watching thread.
I'm seeing a little bit, a little skip.
I'm not getting it.
Not to the frequency in which galaxy is.
I am not getting it.
I'm not getting it at all.
Okay, they'll see it.
Smunts.
Are they doing a thing or are they for real?
I didn't know that streamer ludugas hold on i don't volve it okay we're gonna hold up we're gonna hold on all right we're gonna hold up that's great
i know what to do it's all right oh what do you need to do i'm just gonna change the stream quality michael jeter oh there's brother yeah
see if that does a difference
i gotta say uh
Zach Efron's brother is on the traders and he's pretty likable.
Really?
Yeah, he's pretty likable.
Captain Stray's lost brother, though.
This is looking better for me.
How do you feel, Gavin?
Yeah, it's looking right.
You did a great job, Nick.
Good job.
Oh, it's looking so much better now.
Do you think that barrel is a somebody
that's a prop in Call of Duty, or is it a real barrel?
Let's wait 40 seconds and see if it whistles.
Uh-oh.
So get the mouse up.
The mouse did this?
No.
I just don't understand what this has to do with a mouse.
The build-up to the mouse.
Oh.
This is how the mouse is born.
This is his origin story.
It is like Batman.
Yeah.
And he's made out of
fall.
Yeah, he's going to fall into a vat of radioactive string.
that I do see
why is it doing that
oh there's string everywhere
silly string do I is it jumping back and forth in time for anybody else or is it just yeah
I have not had it jump back and forth in time
Well, then, can we be in there?
If you give me two seconds, I can fix it.
Okay.
But the movie will continue to run, or we can start it over again for the people who are watching later.
What are thoughts?
Just let it run.
Okay.
Let it run.
Two seconds.
Okay.
We tested this out before
earlier today, you guys.
Yep.
That we did.
All right, you're
being a bit pedantic.
One.
Oh,
Andrew's only up to one.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Two.
Yo, you better hope.
Nick, you better hope Andrew doesn't get to three.
Now look at that.
That looks fantastic.
Oh, he kicked out.
That better?
Yeah, Gavin.
How's that look?
Way better.
Gavin left uh
now it's out of sync with the audio
yeah now
oh my god
how is this a company it's it's hardly a company that's a good point
turns out you just got to throw llc in front of some letters
That's right.
You throw LLC in front of some letters.
You spin a big wheel and you're like, hey, can I have a W?
Hey,
we're LLC regulation company.
Now it's in sync.
Now it's in sync.
All right.
I don't know if that's true or not.
Nope.
Sort of.
Hard to tell.
Sometimes movies just, I feel like, are a little out of sync.
That's not true.
That is true.
Like a low-budget film where they don't record the audio.
You do a post?
Yeah, you can have like shitty ADR, but usually not for the whole movie.
Nick, I don't care that Eric Christmas is in this scene.
I don't care that he is either.
I would like this to go away now.
Do you.
Do you think you should move the mouse somewhere else?
Do you think you can do something about it?
Oh, wait, Nathan Lane is there?
Oh, that works.
Great.
Oh, you fucking did it.
Yeah, great.
Hey, look, it's Nathan Lane.
Would you say this is Nathan Lane in his prime?
I don't know.
Birdhouse.
Birdhouse or whatever.
Isn't this around the same time?
Birdcage.
Birdcage.
Wasn't that the same time frame as this?
Let's see.
I'm going to look at Birdcage.
I think Birdcace might have been a little before this.
I think so, too.
1977.
I think it's within three years.
1976.
1972.
Oh, no.
That's the original.
Yeah.
Because it was like this and that and then Mrs.
1972.
Was it Mrs.
Wasn't he?
No.
Who is he, Mrs.
Doubtfield?
Oh, never mind.
No, no, no, no.
I was thinking of the brother.
Oh, you're thinking of Robin Williams.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's who I was thinking of.
He was Mrs.
Yeah.
I thought we're about to get some Ratatouille action.
Dude, when you go to Nathan Lane's IMDb movies, he's known for his top four.
The producer.
The producers?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Hell yeah.
What a movie.
I think more food should be served to you on fire.
Just generally speaking.
So
they own a string factory, but he's a chef?
I think the family's wealthy in string.
I think the dad had the string factory.
But the dad died.
He got shoved down a sewer.
Right.
So
they inherited the factory in some old house.
Uh-oh.
Is this guy gonna choke in?
Yeah, he yeah.
Oh no.
CG cockroach.
Is this in 3D?
Whoa.
He's gonna hurt.
Hell yeah.
So just stab the tip.
Kids just stab the table.
We'll add it post.
Don't worry.
He fucking died.
This is crazy.
Dude, the body cat of this film is already at two.
We're going for about nine.
And they both own string factories.
Hey, you know what?
Kevin McAllister never put a man in the ground.
That's a good point.
But this guy's not Kevin McAllister.
This guy's one of the wet bandits or whatever.
He's sticky.
Yeah.
Well,
they were the wet bandits in the second.
First one.
First one.
The first one.
First was wet.
Second was sticky.
Who was that guy?
yeah
mark rufflo no the uh mario something mario puzzo
mario canton i think that's his name i think it's mario canton he was like uh he's in like all those i love the 80s but then also sexy
yeah yeah that guy mario canton mario luigi mario t plumber
i don't understand how that's actually making a ball of string yeah
just turning a ball of string it looks like it is yes i have like a lot of questions.
Like, this movie is very confusing to me in, like, very
basic ways.
The mafia wants to buy the string.
The factory, I guess.
This is back when
string was very important.
Do you think strings out these days?
Oh, strings.
String's way out.
Yeah.
We have like Facebook and stuff now, dude.
You don't even need string.
Most of our bullets in WW2 were full of string.
You kill people with a staph infection.
Stupid.
Jeff, you ever have MRSA?
No.
Okay.
Why, have you?
I don't know.
No.
I was just curious.
Just seems like it's a thing that some people get sometimes and you just go like, holy shit, you had MRSA?
It just seems like one of those things.
Nah, I've never really been sick.
No, that's
that's
good.
That's really good news.
Yeah, I get a lot of shit-related problems, but that's pretty much it.
But you don't really get it.
You don't consider that part of your hell.
I get butt sick.
I don't get like other kinds of sick.
Have you heard of a term called dental health?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, I guess I get mouth sick sometimes.
But at least it's all connected, right?
It's like the front hole and the back hole.
It's just Jeff.
You were so mouth sick that you may have phantom mouth sickness.
Like sometimes that.
I'm trying to tell me about it.
I tried to go to an endodontist this week and it was out of networks now i gotta figure out what my the same endodontist i went to
four times over the last three years is now no longer in our network great so
this actor genuinely looks like he was on the brink of death
this is going to be his last movie do you think they filmed this at his house when he was in hospice and that's his actual bed I don't know.
It's like too real, though.
I don't like it.
If you pull up the trivia, I believe he actually was dead and this was animatronic work with his body.
He was like Tony Soprano's mom.
That looks so bad.
It's like the worst.
A world without stars is chaos.
Oh, no.
Did.
Oh.
Oh, she was in Godzilla.
Yes.
Yeah.
Which one?
The Broderick one.
Yeah, the one that came out in 97.
Didn't it come out in 97?
A big Japanese monster terrorized New York.
Not the one from 90s fire.
It It might have been 98, honestly.
Was it really?
Because I know the song was, so I assume the movie came out the same year as Come With Me.
Yeah, 98.
Oh, that lady.
Yeah, it's Beth.
Beth Godzilla.
News Radio.
Yeah.
Oh, that's the news radio lady.
Uh-huh.
Beth.
The mouse.
Beth from News Radio.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know who else is on news radio?
Fucking whole cast of other people.
I don't know.
I don't watch that show.
Phil Hartley.
You know who was on that show?
Joe Rogan.
God, I love that.
Oh, that's hard, right?
Probably John Lovitts.
I think he replaced him when Phil Harmon died or something.
Yes, that is true.
If only this mouse died instead of him.
Vicki Lewis, also the voice of Deb from Finding Nemo.
Who's Deb?
Who's Deb?
If you could go back in time and kill a mouse for $1,000, would you?
I don't think so.
I would.
Frankle is so happy.
Wait, is he paying or getting paid?
He's got to pay to kill it.
Oh, definitely not.
Yeah, but this was Christopher Reeves' mouse.
Christopher Reeves' kid's mouse.
This is the mouse that scared the horse.
The horse?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They kicked Christopher Reeves off.
It's like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have to consider that horses are afraid of mice like elephants.
Do elephants ever actually shit the bed when they see a mouse?
I don't know.
I'll look it up.
That's a good question.
Is elephant
afraid?
We gotta test all these cartoons of tross.
Yep.
Oh, wait.
So, because of the roach, that dude lost his fancy-ass restaurant.
Yeah.
Yeah, because all the press was there.
He's
killed the mayor.
He was the mayor, and he ate a cockroach head and died.
Yep.
Elephants.
People die all the time from eating.
What?
Girl, what?
People die all the time from eating?
Yeah, you ever choke, bitch?
Elephants are not afraid of mice, is the consensus here.
Okay.
I've got some cartoons that might disagree with that.
Just another lie from Big Mouse.
Yeah.
Evil experiences.
I want to know if Gavin would lay in a bed of wet bread for a million dollars.
I definitely would.
It wouldn't be pretty, but I'd get right in there.
Yeah.
Wait, for how long?
A million seconds.
You'd lay in a Trace Leychase bed for a million dollars?
Yeah.
For 10 minutes?
Oh,
that's $100,000 a minute.
It's good buns.
I'll probably throw up minute four and then I'll just
be laughing all the way to the bank.
What if the only caveat is you
can't change clothes or take a shower until the next day?
So you have to go about the rest of your business in the wet milk bread.
Yeah, that's fine.
Wow.
What if you also had to go back in time and kill a mouse?
No, no, no.
But it still costs you $1,000 to do that.
But the mouse was literally Hitler.
Go ahead and say no now, asshole.
You can't do it.
Yeah.
You ready to pony up that thousand?
Still got 999 grand left.
But he has string.
Is this a Christmas movie?
Oh,
it's Christmas in the movie.
Like Die Hard?
Yeah, this is Christmas and the credits.
I mean, the body count matches time-wise so far.
I think more people have died in this movie than they have in Die Hard by this point.
I think you're right.
Yeah.
Well, I think all he's done at this point in the diehard is pick up his luggage.
Yeah, he like made fists with his toes and then he's riding around with Argyle.
Yeah.
Ah, the house.
You have fond memories of this house?
Spend a lot of your childhood daydreaming about this house.
I bet it'd be sick to live there.
It's full of mice.
Well,
it's full of mouse, Jeff.
That's a mouse in the house.
Mouse, not mouse draft.
Oh, man.
Let's see how we survive Bat Not Bat first.
I don't.
The guys, I don't know.
It's going to be something.
I'm already ready to argue tomorrow.
Oh, yeah.
The way some of these people are interpreting some of this stuff is crazy.
I just don't.
Yeah.
Pop's never told them.
I feel like they could have started the movie right there on that line.
Yeah.
It's huge.
This is where Pop used to breed super mice.
Nick, I don't think we're watching the same movie.
Well, that's what they find out later when they're terrorized by.
Spoilers.
What's everybody eating for dinner tonight?
Chicken and rice?
Yeah, probably.
Cockroaches?
One half of a cockroach.
Wait, are you guys eating the same meal?
Did you coordinate that?
Yeah.
What kind of chicken and rice are you having, Gavin?
Just regular chicken with rice.
How are you preparing the chicken?
Chopping it up.
And then you'd cook it in some way?
Oh, it's correctly cooked.
It's like a rice roll.
Oh, thank you.
And then, Eric, what's your chicken and rice look like?
I made like a ginger sesame teriyaki chicken earlier this week, and so I'm getting through the rest of it.
What do you got going on, Nick?
I had tortillas soup that I made.
Oh, right.
You were soup talking earlier.
I forgot about that.
Now, imagine you wake up and every day you flip a coin.
When was the last time you slept in bed with another dude?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Let me think.
Hmm.
Tuesday.
This is tough.
2004 would be my guess.
Oh, wow.
Bunny, mine's probably not that far off of that as well.
It was around season two of Red versus Blue when we realized we could afford two hotel rooms.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, a lot of Mega 64 was like, all right, how are we doing this?
And
doing that.
Gus and I used to sleep head to toe a lot back in the early days.
What does that help?
You just don't accidentally fucking get spooned by Gus in the middle of the night, which happened once.
You can still get spooned.
It's just a really
worst case scenario, you just get like a kick in the face.
But that's way less.
I don't know.
He doesn't want to be nuzzled by Gus's fucking fucking five o'clock shadow dude.
That's a weird way to look at it.
I don't know, man.
Your genitals are lined up now with your face.
Wait, what?
What?
If they're head to toe?
You got your bulls on your ankles?
What are you talking about?
No wonder Nick's a foot guy.
Yeah, no kidding.
No, I don't like feet.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, I love Leonard.
Did he give up?
Like, I feel like he's in a bunch of movies at this time, and then he just, like, stopped.
I mean, he's not known for movies, really.
Yeah, like, I meant, like, did, was he rejected, or did he just decide you know what i don't need to be a hollywood star i think he wanted to spend more time with family and then he like fully retired stand-up too really what's he do now he's retired owns a string factory supports his son chris just spends time with family i guess oh it's the mouse
finally
how how long did it take to get to the mouse I don't know.
Don't move the mouse.
All right.
Well, 21 minutes.
Take move the mouse.
I moved the mouse to see when we saw the mouse.
For some reason, people's heads going through the ceiling is always funny.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Yeah, limbs going through any floor, I think, is funny.
Forward or down.
Up or down, yeah.
Oh.
Oh, by the way, Andrew, I was listening to a bit of Howard Stern the other day, and they had a doctor on who was talking about the best shitting practices.
Uh-huh.
And he said that vertical wiping is considered the healthiest way to
eliminate.
So you're ahead of the game.
Just want to throw that out there.
Hell yeah.
This movie suddenly got really good.
That guy.
Well, yeah, that guy.
You know, he looks the same today as he does 30 years ago.
Oh, they're locked in there with him.
Uh-oh.
Cool shot, bro.
Yeah,
Gore Verbinski being chosen to make this is such an interesting choice.
Oh, my God.
Is that the dude
is Elmo's buddy on Sesame Street?
Yeah, and he gets
killed in Jurassic Park 3.
I don't remember Jurassic Park 3 at all.
I think I've seen that.
They use him as a baby.
They're like, no, we got to help Mr.
Whatever.
And then the Raptor puts a claw on his back.
He's like, ah.
You don't remember the dream?
Alan.
Yeah.
No.
The raptor talks.
The raptor talks to him in the dream.
Oh, my God.
That's awesome.
Come on.
600K.
I wonder how many of these people are dead now.
Vincent D'Anofrio?
He's alive.
Oh, who's?
Oh, this guy.
Oh, he played Weinstein in Entourage.
That's how I know this.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yep.
I want a mustache like that.
I want the ugliest fake mustache.
It's like the old way.
It's like the Walt Disney style of mustache where it's just like so low, like on the lip.
Yes.
I feel like I was watching something the other day and somebody had a mustache like that.
And it was just like, it looks so bizarre.
they put a shitload into costuming
this is just but here's the thing this is just how movies used to look this isn't like this isn't like wow what a home run this is just movies don't look like this anymore like they stop putting effort into this yeah i agree yeah it's all screens and shit now
it is it's all it's all screens
You know what I mean.
They're not even wearing clothes.
They're just wearing balls.
And they superimpose the AI the clothes on.
Yeah,
those are part of the screens.
Everybody, I was gonna, I was thinking the same point, but then it's like that is sort of what Marvel superhero movies are now-like a portion, a large percentage of those suits.
Oh, yeah,
yeah.
How much did he offer them just then?
I was uh wrapped up about like a million dollars.
I was thinking about screens,
he's very funny.
Thank you.
So they just have to keep the house for a week and then.
Boy, those two do not look like brothers.
Yeah, right.
Nathan Lynn and Lee Evans.
Yeah.
Maybe their mom has a dirty secret.
Oh.
I think they're.
Okay, now let's do it again.
Take two.
Take three.
I was going to say, how many takes was that?
What a catch.
How many takes that was?
oh, the rat in his piss.
Oh, the rat, rat cam, rat cam.
It's like the end of Godzilla
one egg.
This is me trying to find the last collectible on the level of ratatouille.
No kidding.
Oh, what are those mouse holes?
Do you think it's allowed to use another mouse's mouse hole, or do you have to make your own hole?
Well, it depends if what comes to the house and what doesn't.
The olive, the olive from the cover.
He rolled it back.
Yeah.
This mouse is fucking Pele.
Dude, I love, I love olives.
Oh, God.
They're the best.
They're so good.
Right there with you, buddy.
I like that other people like olives.
They're so brined and tasty.
Nice can of olives.
Yes, please.
I like how they look.
I like the sound of the crunch of them.
But I don't want one.
Garlic stuffed, jalapeno stuff.
They like crunched.
Blue cheese.
They can.
They definitely have some heft to them, you know?
They're meaty for a vegetable.
Boy, and a and a martini one.
Oof.
Yeah.
Those were the days.
Sorry, Jeff.
I can still put them on my fingers.
I still have that.
We'll always have our fingers.
Well.
Bean olives over black olives, I guess.
I think they're both they both have their
yeah, yeah,
but I'd rather have a Kalamata olive than a black olive, I think.
Hmm, interesting.
This, we should get a house like this as our office.
But the mouse, it has to have the mouse.
I guarantee if we get a house like this, it's gonna have the mouse.
Yeah, he's mocking you.
Please cut to that happening.
Please cut to that happening.
I want to see it.
Definitely a lost opportunity.
Yeah.
Oh, this is home alone three.
You don't let him get away.
Hit him with the soft end of the broom.
Well, I mean, you know, wider area.
Yeah.
You could like hockey puck him.
Might be some shock damage to him.
Are we thinking hammered to the feet?
This is great.
This is the physical comedy in this is very funny.
The bow
started.
Oh, the sound on the broom is good.
This is this is very funny.
Did you guys ever see that movie A Tale of Two Sisters?
Korean horror film?
No.
No.
I would never, I'll never get on the ground and look in a fucking hole like that again.
Oh, what?
What was in the hole?
Fucking evil girl.
Oh, I'm out.
Hell yeah.
Dude, he's like an extreme sports mouse.
That's a huge training for the race.
What kind of cheese is that, do you think?
E-dam?
How long does a mouse live?
How long does a mouse live?
I'd guess three years.
Yeah, probably three to five, right?
Mice usually live about 12 to 18 months.
Wow.
Oh, wow.
So there's no way this mouse is still around.
That's a fact.
They probably went through a few during filming.
And then other places are saying in
other captivity for like pet mice, one and a half to three years.
He ate that whole thing.
He ate the whole thing.
This is good as shit.
He's definitely not making it to 300.
He may never shit again.
I wonder if mice could visit mice doctors if they could extend their lifespan.
Yeah.
That's the thing.
Like you gotta check the mouse cardiologist and see how, you know.
How do they film all these shots?
It must have just been a bolic.
It's all CGI.
Oh, I love that.
That's cute.
Of course, he loves the foot shot.
I don't like that.
I hate when he moans when you talk about feet.
He can't stop himself.
Yeah, he can't stop.
Oh, he's got a little cute little bed.
Oh.
Oh, man.
That's so sweet.
That's adorable.
That's the cutest shit I've ever seen.
Oh, his mouse's house.
God damn.
Oh, here he goes.
Oh, go to sleep, little bunny.
He's going to have some
gnolly cheese dreams.
He's talking about Hawaii.
I
No!
No!
No!
Jesus!
I wonder how many mice they killed making this movie.
Holy shit!
That the hell are they doing?
What the fuck are they doing?
Oh, I see.
He's just putting on some new skirt.
I don't think you need that many nails, but.
No, absolutely not.
This is a revenge film, and they don't even know it.
Whoa!
Okay.
That was
some.
Whoa, the CG.
Get out of there!
Run away, mouse.
Oh.
Is there a movie auction thing where we can buy the mouse?
We're going to save him.
Maybe one of those nails.
Also, you ever seen a nail gun release steam?
No.
This isn't set in present day, I don't think.
Is it not?
I mean, did you see the cause?
Also, everybody wears a tie all the time.
Yeah, you know what?
Okay.
When do you think it's set?
All right, 50s or something?
Oh, really?
I was guessing.
This is an old ass cause.
When it does back before we outsourced all our string factory jobs to China, oh, string was a big deal.
Hmm.
Styles range humorously from the 1940s to the 1990s in Mouse Hunt.
It's timeless.
It is just set in the late 20th century, is all it says.
Okay.
That's a whole lot of shit.
You think that's them?
Is this what the Nanaimo bathtub races are like?
It's essentially this.
Yeah.
That's great.
When is that again?
In the July.
We'll see you there.
Fucking dead.
Okay, now it's truly like the Nanaimo bathtub race
like you did earlier.
I saw that on Jackass.
Oh my God.
You did a slow-mo, guys, like this with Dan once.
Yeah, I've set a lot of mouse traps.
Have you ever, uh, has one ever gone off in your hand and got you?
Yep.
Oh, damn.
Can you live to tell the tale?
25.
The thing I always remember about that kind of trap thing is in the shield on FX, there was an episode where someone was putting rat traps in glory holes.
It's just an episode around it.
And it's like,
I hope they catch the person who's doing that.
Don't know if it ever got resolved, though.
Can't remember.
Sure, sure.
Yeah.
But Nick did stop setting the turn.
I was going to say.
So in this situation, they're now Danger Aaron.
Yeah.
Yeah, hell yeah.
I watched you guys play this level.
Yeah, yeah, but we have to go back down to go up because we forgot where the other thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I remember this.
That's a great stunt.
Do you think there was an actor rat and a stunt rat?
Yeah, there's definitely one.
Yeah,
there's a stunt rat for sure.
I'm pretty sure this rat actually does all of his own stunts.
He's like the Tom Cruise of except for that rope swing.
That was bullshit.
Yeah.
On top of the can.
Oh, this is great.
Brick oven.
Why is there a thing of cherries set out like that on top of the
fridge?
You mean a bowl?
On top of the fridge full of cherries?
Yeah.
This is great.
This is
very funny.
That's baby blading.
Now, why?
Why would you roll into it?
You know, this is the single longest day of some PA's life.
Oh, still, he or she still has fucking nightmares about it.
All right, reset.
It's on his face.
We're all going to go to lunch.
Go ahead and reset.
Yeah, everybody else says lunch.
That was good.
One more time.
We just get one more.
Could you go ahead and set this up faster?
We're losing light.
He got the cheese and he got the olives.
And some crackers.
Wow.
If he gets struck by lightning while he's trying to eat them, that'll be rather too easy.
What do you think, because an actor, when you have to come out of a closet covered in mousetraps and yell juice?
He went under that ladder that's not good
uh-oh
hold on
this is like the end of twister
wrap your belt wrap your belt
uh oh oh no
he should have raised his eyebrows a couple of times like bugs money did the mouse break before
uh oh oh
oh
Two dead bodies and a load of shit.
Oh, he said, Goddamn.
Dude, that's going to be bad.
What do they think they're sucking at this point?
It looks looks like a giant pumpkin.
Oh
my God.
This also looks like a jackass stunt.
Yep.
There's a real good chance none of us will ever be covered in that much feces at once.
I hope.
In our entire lives.
Fingers crossed.
Yeah.
It looks like there's oats in it.
Oh, yeah.
I've been eating a lot of oats.
Yeah, you assume it's all human feces, yeah.
Yeah, a lot of horse stuff, you know.
Nay
taking it away from her family.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Jesus.
Cool pound, though.
That's a great pound.
Looks like this.
Looks like one of the rings in severance.
Good lord, Jesus.
What in the hell?
Is that the incinerator?
God.
Oh, that.
Oh,
the guest the cat
oh that guy
Maury Maury
The cat is not the father
has Povich done any movies
he must have
not as like a lead but I think as like himself definitely not the lead.
He has
played Maury Povich a lot.
They want a mentally ill, mean pussy.
An old, mean,
crazy cat.
One One that you can't love.
It's chained in a box.
Then they're going to cat Zilla.
Uh-oh.
So we'll get into it.
And as far as props being sold for this movie, the only prop that has been sold is the animatronic head of this cat.
Oh, my God.
Really?
Yeah.
How much did it sell for?
It didn't say, but it was projected between $600 to $800.
Oh, wow.
That seems doable.
Depending on what this cat looks like, I want to buy the mouse.
Did he just cow prod the cat?
Yeah, that's Catzilla.
How else are you gonna stop Catzilla?
Oh, God.
I really like that they're delaying showing what this cat looks like.
I like that they're building this.
Gavin, is this how you picked up Smee?
Yes.
Oh my god.
Wow.
These guys are going to end up with a gorilla real soon, this way.
Yeah,
that's how that's how this works, man.
Somebody has to stop this insane cat.
Whoa,
this little mouse
go through the mouse holes.
Oh,
it's like Metal Gear Solid in the box.
It works, it works.
800 bucks.
Jesus Christ.
That definitely seems worth it.
Beautiful music.
Wait, but the mouse didn't make any of them go down.
Uh-oh.
Yeah.
Straight up a cartoon, isn't it?
Great.
Sort of a Tom and Jerry thing they got going on.
Ah, 1990s car.
What?
What?
Why would you do that?
They're gonna hang him with string.
I bet he's not even gonna give them free string to offset the disappointment.
Oh, Jay says, including the buyer's premium, the cat head was sold for $3,700.
Wow,
wow,
two rich for my blood.
Yeah.
That's pretty rich.
If I could have one whole mouse for that price, I'd do it.
So this mouse is dead, right?
In real life?
Oh, at big time.
And
it was an actor mouse.
It was a performer mouse.
It's an actor mouse.
Uh-huh.
So it lived a life of mouse privilege and was elevated
probably.
Do you think the people that have the mice and the horses and the dogs that are actor mice, horses, and dogs?
Do you think that they ever have them stuffed to remember them?
Like, if you go into some lady's house, is that mouse on her kitchen table?
Like, next to the salt and the pepper?
It's probably like, I bet she puts it.
I was going to say, I bet she puts it on top of her fridge with a bowl of cherries to remember it fondly.
That would make sense.
Yeah, a thousand percent Airbuds trainer had him stuffed.
I agree, him was.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe the dogs from
Oh, geez.
Chance and Shadow.
What was the cat called?
Catzilla.
Hang on, I want to see if we can remember it.
That poor fucking cat.
Was that a real cat?
It has to be.
Oh, my God.
What was that cat's name?
Fuck.
It was like
sissy spacey.
Something.
Sallyfield.
Slappy.
Is that Samsonite?
Samsonite.
Do you guys remember the movie Cat's Eye?
That was a pretty cool cat.
No.
What's that?
Sassy.
Sassy.
That was close.
Oh, you like Cat's Eye, Andrew.
Yeah.
It was a horror compilation film by Stephen King.
Oh, wow.
With like three stories that kind of intertwined all around a cat.
Oh, that's awesome.
Yeah.
Bubby Caramel in it.
James Woods in it.
Oh, meow it.
It might still be there.
Oh.
What the?
Hell yeah.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Mouse just killed the cat.
The bloodlust knows no bounds.
This was the inspiration for Men in Black.
Dude, no kidding.
Oh, yes.
It seemed like it was a big reveal, like the way it was shot, and then it was and it just didn't continue that way.
Yeah.
Mouse sounds good.
I'm I'm laughing.
There are there are funny moments to this.
It's gonna trick the mouse.
How many times throughout his career before he became Christopher Walker, Christopher Walken, do you think he delivered a line and the director goes, uh,
could we try delivering it this way?
And Walkin's like, I think we'll deliver it my way.
Yeah, you know,
he just goes, What do you mean?
No, that's how I said it.
This is like so crazy.
I feel like all of these type of like movies that have an exterminator need this exterminator.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't, yeah, I can't tell if I'm watching Mouse Hunter or the Deer Hunter right now.
I want that.
We should put that on a shirt.
You are the intruder.
The first union was formed here
in 1990.
Right.
Right.
Or 1940, 50.
Yeah, right.
Man, Watkins headgear would be the ultimate prop, I think.
Yeah, pretty good.
It's pretty good.
Now he's got a mixed string on his own.
Boy, what are the odds of that?
Pretty good according to this script.
How many buttons do you think it takes to turn on like a cruise ship?
Oh my god.
I'm gonna say three keys and six buttons.
Or like an aircraft carrier.
Do you think there is a key?
Like, do you think it's just a regular key?
I think there are like two keys.
And if you lose it, you can't drive the super yacht anymore.
The carnival cruise ship anymore.
Everybody look on the ground it's around here somewhere
we can still make port of iarta
the key to the cruise ship is so crazy
no
i do not understand the physics of that
so the the mouse is doing this no he's just an idiot Yeah, he's just bad luck.
He's not with the mouse right now.
I can't have sympathy for these guys.
These are idiot men.
I'm for the mouse.
I hope the mouse kills these men cat style.
This is as if the wet bandits were bad at their job all the time.
Oh, no,
he'll be killed.
This is the kind of stuff that would legitimately kill Bolt.
Oh, it's so bad.
Yes.
That's what we need.
Was he like ultrasounding the floor?
I remember this very
vividly.
This was like early ASMR for me.
In a bad way?
What was that?
The Nintendo console where it was all red.
Is that what he's doing?
Yeah, he's doing it.
God, that thing was terrible.
Oh, boy.
There's something really special about having such a goofy script and then giving it to a director that has such clear,
thoughtful vision as far as what it should look like.
But like that's it adds so much to it.
But like that's
that's movies.
What you're describing is like that's what all movies should be: is the director should have like a clear vision.
And it doesn't like whether it is like a big, goofy thing or like a small, like quiet picture, it I think both are really strong.
And Gor Verbinski is just a guy who's like taking big cartoon swings.
And I think it's awesome.
I love it.
There isn't stuff that is like this.
This is a blast.
Why did he make Lone Ranger?
Like, why did he do that?
Why did he make Lone Ranger?
That's such a bummer.
Could have made Mouse Hunt, too.
That's what I'm saying.
Huh.
What's happening here?
Well, hello.
Okay.
Hi, ladies.
I own a string factory and I killed the mayor.
My current enemy is a mouse.
About to sell it out from under my brother.
Do I smell like shit?
Do I smell like shit?
I was covered in shit.
Did you see him on that phone over there, baby?
Oh, dear.
You told me the mouse is doing this.
Is that Mario Canton?
Yes.
From Sex in the City?
Didn't remember that.
This is just such a big cartoon.
It's so much fun.
Walder Frey
Is that his outfit?
Yes.
My wife.
Good lord.
Holy shit.
His dad can't believe it.
He watched his son bone down.
Do you remember the first movie you saw that had nudity in it?
How old you were?
Oh, man.
Titanic had a tit in it.
Yeah.
I saw stuff before that.
I just don't remember what it is.
Probably Porkies.
The whole
good good one oh animal house yeah
i remember going to a
friend's house for his birthday and his stepdad rented porky's and he's like don't tell your mom that
was rotten
i always remember starship we should never watch that film no we should absolutely never watch porkies no no i imagine it doesn't hold up no It wasn't holding up then.
No, I was going to say that everything.
Everything held up then.
Yep.
Jeff, did you see that Topps released a Robert Oppenheimer autograph card?
No, I did not.
Did they really?
Breaking.
Robert Oppenheimer's first ever autograph card is here.
A very difficult signature to find.
What?
This is crazy.
In the 2024 Transcendent set.
So be on the lookout.
I don't collect Transcendent.
Good to know.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, my God.
The mouse is evil?
No, he's just clever.
This is awesome.
This is so cool.
The mouse is going to kill this guy.
Oh, my God.
Oh, it's such a cartoon.
He's already dead.
I wonder if that sucked filming that.
Oh.
oh, it's so cool.
It's such, it's so cool.
Practical set.
He doesn't even look like Christopher Walking there.
No.
He took his shit off.
That's a long walk back for that mouse, too.
That's a really good point.
He's got tiny little legs.
They knew about concussions back then?
Yeah, but they kept them secret.
This isn't the NFL
back then in 1955.
Oh,
Belgian hair models.
I've heard of that scene.
Does he have life insurance?
Just
the timing on so many of these things are so fun.
He's just wearing the little hat.
It's great.
What the fuck is that?
What the hell?
Uh-oh.
Oh no.
Uh-oh.
What happened to Caesar?
Who the fuck is Caesar?
Oh, Chris for walking.
Walking.
Yeah.
It's that walking over there.
What the f-
He never phones it in.
No, no,
they're everywhere.
He's screaming in the background.
He's locked in a trunk in the attic.
How did he get it back to the attic?
Yeah, like why should he get all the way back up there.
Mouse just wanted to sleep peacefully.
Little bed, white
bed.
And he ate all the peanut butter.
Did he say a ruggal?
Wise idiots.
They didn't want to crush the sandwich.
Crush him into the sandwich.
It would hurt so much to get hit with a frying pan like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, it would be the worst.
A cast iron.
Jessica in the chat said, this mouse is a chef.
Yeah, the movie poster for this is the mouse as a chef.
He's got a little hat on and everything.
Yeah.
We call him the original Ratatouille.
One of the first chef mice.
Oh my God.
He went all the way up there.
He's a pioneer, honestly.
One of the first
chef mice.
He looks like Leatherface.
He's breaking ground here.
It's at this moment in which I have to say, Gavin, you're right.
This is the third best Homo London book.
This is absolutely a Homo.
I totally agree.
Yeah, yeah.
Such good little set pieces.
It's really fun.
Oof.
This mouse is full Kevin McAllister at this point, and it's great.
It's going for the gas hole.
I just don't get why you don't like Home Alone 1 and 2.
Oh, God.
Oh, fuck.
Straight up going for death.
Does he get blown out?
Does he get blown up at the top?
top?
Does he ever get blown out the top?
Holy shit.
Oh my god, the beacons are lit.
Gondor calls for aid
in the bathtub.
Sacramento wins.
Jesus Christ, dude.
I think this is the bit where the cabinet falls on his fingers.
Oh,
I remember this.
Wow, he looks
like Christopher Walker.
Oh, he has a wedding ring on, too.
I think Mouse Hunt should have won an Oscar.
Oh, we should have didn't.
Let me look.
A shotgun?
What the fuck have they been doing this whole time?
Not shooting the mouse.
Straight-up going for the guns.
It was nominated for a Saturn Award, Best Fantasy Film, and
a Key Art Award, Best of Show, Audio Visual, and a Kids' Choice Award.
And it was for a Blimp Award, Favorite Animal Star, but it was simply a nominee.
I wonder what beat it out.
I don't know.
Let me look.
I had the favorite kids quote from this film:
She took me.
She knows.
We did it only in a way I've seen in nature shows.
Kids, choice, awards.
Oof.
Favorite animal star.
I get it.
It's probably airbud, right?
Isn't this the end of the first level in Ratatouille?
It sort of is, yeah.
Yes, it is.
Salem the cat from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
Oh, yeah.
Hard to compete with that.
Yeah, I mean, smart ass cat.
I gotta see who like the nominees were, though.
Let me see.
Uh, buddy from Airbud, Mouse from Mouse Hunt, Willie from Free Willie 3, the Rescue.
Oh, Willie?
Dude,
Andrew, favorite video game
from the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards 98.
Okay.
Okay.
Diddy.
Diddy's Conquest.
Which one of those do you think won?
Diddy's Conquest?
I know.
How are they all Nintendo games?
Oh my God.
What?
What the fuck just happened?
He shot.
The bug bomb.
The bug bomb.
The bug bomb.
See, that's some homeowner shit.
That's homeowner 2.
That was plan G.
That was planned.
That's pretty good, man.
That stunt was wicked.
Yeah.
Mr.
Smunts, this is Vinny from Zeppo, Jesus Christ,
and now the mafia is going to kill us.
He sounds like the guy from
Condor Band when he's in
Hella Dolly.
Man, that movie was so enjoyable.
It's fucking classic, man.
Aside from three or four minutes of it that we don't talk about.
Yeah.
When he falls off the
ski lift or whatever.
that's the funniest bit in the whole movie fucking cinematic art
how much would the rights to condor man be
oh more probably a lot yeah
who owns the rights to condor man
disney
yeah it was disney yeah i believe so it was a disney movie shit we'll never get it they put they put condor Man in one of the Toy Story shorts one time.
Paramount.
Oh, yeah.
Paramount Global owns the rights to Condor Man.
I actually saw that short the other day, Jeff.
Oh, really?
Oh, yes.
I've never seen it until I see it referenced.
Is it good?
It's pretty funny.
I think I like some of the Toy Story shorts more than at least the first two movies.
Yeah.
Animation looks great.
These guys had to spend a lot of this movie dirty.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Long days when you're covered in
it'd be interesting to know the sequence in which they filmed.
Oh, yeah, that would be interesting.
Like it starts with this.
Yes.
That would be funny if you could watch like a pop-up video version of a movie where every time it cuts to a new shot,
what day it was shot on.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh!
No, the mouse.
He was down.
Well, get him out.
Just scoop him up and throw him outside.
Smash him against a wall.
Get rid of it.
Smash him against the wall.
I couldn't do it.
If a mouse is like that, I couldn't kill it.
No, I couldn't do it either.
I'd feel it too much.
I'd feel the squelch.
I tried to kill a bug at the 100% Eat Office the other day, and Jordan made me scoop it up and put it outside in the fucking snow.
And it was like, you think it's better?
What is this?
Just get it out.
Ridiculous.
Buy the ticket to Hawaii.
They can't kill it.
They tried to light you on fire.
They used you as a bullet.
Yeah, look at your face.
To Fidel Castro.
Wait.
It's not sporting, but he didn't put holes in the.
Okay.
Yeah, we'll kill him slow, baby.
Suffocation is on the table.
Is it a felony to mail an animal in a box?
Gotta be.
I think you have to declare it.
Okay.
There's a mouse in here.
I declare this is mice.
Mice.
Surely you can't mail to Cuba.
Well, we don't know when this took place.
It's true.
Fair point.
News radio.
I still have those,
yeah.
The mail trucks, yeah.
That was taken from GoldenEye.
What wait
is gonna
actually reach Castro
insufficient postage.
but what if one mouse lived in it
they got their stairs fixed real fast
boarded up that hole is the same fucking house yeah
look at the walls
they don't have the money to pay their employees but they have tuxedos and they did all that carpentry work yeah but it's because one mouse doesn't live there now jeff god the woman the woman helped pay for everything yeah she paid.
So all is forgiven and saved and settled.
And they bone like a nature documentary.
I wonder if they still talk.
Yeah, but he'd be proud of it.
I was wondering that, too.
Yeah, but only about the mouse.
Lee Evans is going to be like 60 now.
How old do you think Nathan Lane is?
Older than that.
Do you think they went to the.
Do you think they went to the mouse's funeral when it died?
I don't think the mouse had a funeral, probably.
You just went straight to, they just stuffed it immediately into it.
I was thinking more like how Alan Cummings stayed in the life of that monkey he worked with that time.
Jeff desperately wants this mouse to be alive.
You know, wishful thinking.
Ooh,
good lord.
That's a lot of maraschino cherries.
It'd be awesome if cherries came like that from nature.
Are they real cherries, those freaking things?
Yeah, they're like candy somehow.
They're just
soaked in sugar water or something.
What do you think a chape tastes like with that?
Guys, find out next week.
Oh, man.
I've never.
I've never not enjoyed fruit that much before.
Oh, man.
Like,
the sum of their parts was not greater.
Yeah,
the next regulation pub cost is pretty fruit heavy.
Yeah.
So these guys got back together.
to make they were in the producers together in 2004
it looks like.
Oh, Lee Evans wins.
Yeah, it's Lee Evans and Nathan Lane,
but it's not the movie.
I think it's just the state.
I think it's the play.
It looks like it's just for stage, which is a lot of fun.
But like, I think that's really cool that these guys got together like seven years later.
Like, hey, remember that mouse?
Yeah, anyway.
Now we're in the producers.
But Nathan Lane was in the producers of the film, too, right?
Yes.
Yes.
He was.
Yeah.
Patrick Broderick.
I highly recommend watching.
Did he just say
that?
He could surely.
He just said Akuna Matada.
Whoa.
I get it.
I get the reference.
What a wonderful phrase.
O Kwan Tanzanon.
My kid watched The Lion King for the first time.
Oh, really?
Where's his dad?
Oh, God.
We'll just show him Mufasa, the prequel that I've never heard of.
Yeah.
I'm not showing him the live action.
All that stuff sucks.
Every live-action Disney movie is trash, except for Cinderella.
Oh, what's that guy?
Mr.
Pitt
from Seinfeld.
They got the old people on lockdown in this movie.
Yeah.
Why would he bring it in the house?
Why would he bring it in the house?
Well, the mouse is already.
The mouse already came out.
Yeah, it would chew through the bottom.
It's an empty hole.
News radio.
Yeah, all of Lievin's stand-up, he starts sweating like three minutes in and is just soaked all the way through here.
That's incredible.
He has towels and stuff.
Robin Williams is like that, too.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
Soaked.
Have you noticed Gavin in the background?
Or not Gavin, sorry.
The other one, Andrew.
In the background.
In the background of the episodes of The Traitors, Tom Sandoval is always sweating through all of his clothes.
Yes.
Yes.
Supposedly, he was detoxing because he couldn't bring all of his whatever it is he takes.
Oh, that's awesome.
Yeah, that's why he was just like a best the whole time.
Allegedly.
They only cut to him to make him look like an ass, or I guess not look, but just show how much
he is.
That's the point of him being ass.
Yes, it is.
He's got to know that.
At some point,
he must.
I was texting with you guys the other day, but like, I want to, I think I'm going to watch this Taskmaster show.
Yeah,
I'm excited for you to watch it.
Yeah, the string.
I just watched a couple episodes the other day for fun.
It's a good show.
I think my favorite series is seven.
Really?
What's in that one?
Uh, James A.
Caster and
it's a great series.
Do it, do it, you pussy.
I guess the new one comes out too.
Jason Manzukis, isn't it?
I really like him.
I think he's in like a U.S.
version of it, or is it in like the British?
I have, I have no idea.
I assume that's the English one.
They tried to do an American one where Alex Horne was still the assistant, but they had Reggie Watts as the task.
Really?
Yeah, Alex said.
They had dog shit chemistry and it didn't work.
Well, yeah.
It didn't work, but also
Comedy Central was like, it has to be 30 minutes.
Oh, yeah.
And the red ones showed an hour.
They were buying a format from another country and then just changing the format.
Well, I think when you're an executive, you just kind of like go, here are my notes.
And they go, well, these don't work.
And they go, right, but these are my notes.
Yeah.
How else am I going to justify my paycheck, idiot?
And then you disappear.
There's a bunch of other countries' versions.
There's some European ones and New Zealand one, and they're all like the original format.
Yeah, I hear they're good, too.
Yeah.
The friend who introduced me to that show loves the other series versions as well, except for the U.S.
He says it sucks.
Is that the friend who has your copy of Left 4 Dead?
No.
Okay.
We lost touch, sadly.
Just trying to keep straight.
Sad.
Bummer.
Different friend.
Got it.
Different friend.
So how can I watch it?
I just have to like dig it.
It's on YouTube or something.
Oh, is it?
Okay.
Yep.
I'm not going to watch old ones.
I'm just going to watch this.
That's all I want to watch.
I think it's probably on a streaming server somewhere because I watched it not too long ago.
I just found it randomly browsing some maybe Amazon or something.
Okay, cool.
Oh, they might be on Amazon.
I know they have everything on YouTube so far.
It varies a lot.
Like some tasks are very okay, and some are just you would never come up with them yourself.
And they go off the rails.
There are a lot of base hits on that show, but it can hit some really good eyes.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can get really this is how I felt at every prop auction that we've done this season.
You're the key.
You're the key vibes.
Yeah.
The mouse.
Why did he bring him inside?
He didn't.
He didn't.
He was in already, Eric.
I don't believe it.
The woman said these races are lovely.
And she's eating rat turds.
This mouse.
This mouse tricked me.
I was watching the sting.
That's who had mustaches like that.
I saw it for one second.
It made me think of guys with mustaches.
That was it.
The sting is a good ass movie.
I was watching the sting.
Great movie.
Yeah.
It's probably the best of all the movies I had to watch in college.
Whoa.
Holy shit.
You can't get away with that in 2025, buddy.
I don't think you can get away with it in 1997, dude.
Nobody's even confirmed.
You could have done it.
Oh, no, not in front of your wife either.
He's radio.
There you go.
He's radio.
Oh, and she's into it.
Nick Wayne is so funny.
Having a rummage.
No, no.
Put your arm down, you mora.
Is his stand-up this physical, Gavin?
Oh, he's he's all over the place.
He probably runs like a marathon on stage.
It's absolutely insane in stand-up.
Oh, this is.
yeah, so this is just like every prop auction that I've been part of.
I'm gonna get it out.
He looked like a monkey.
This is crazy.
Was that guy also in Seinfeld?
Nope, that's.
Nope.
Oh, no.
No, he's got another.
So much is happening.
The fire.
This is
so wrong.
The mouse did this.
Save him.
He's the cause.
The catalyst, if you will.
Is he still bidding while choking?
Yep.
No.
He's laughing at her.
He's too laughing at her.
You're gonna die
16 million.
This is the craziest auction I've ever seen.
The bias premium will be insane.
Back in
this may not have had a premium
197.
They redid the whole house, but left the mouse holes.
He could have made a new hole.
He made a hole in the books pretty quick.
You can screw it back on, moron.
I bet this is the kind of shit that went on in my old house right before I bought it.
Yeah, they covered the mouse holes, though.
Swim!
20 million.
Good lord.
Sign it now, quick.
Yeah, what do they think is currently happening who's they the the guys they've left the water running with the thing in the
like they just don't seem to care like they know that the water is still going oh yeah they've distracted by all the money that's a lot of water for the space of one auction
especially from one garden hose
22 million is my last offer
How much do you think it is worth today?
About the same.
I feel like at 22 million you wouldn't skip 3 million
still edge it up a little yeah
especially since he said that's my last offer and he's like fuck you 3 million more
oh no
Nathan Lane's looking at it like a flower, twisting it around
Gavel, gavel, hit the.
Oh, no.
It's not official.
That's going to lower the price.
Now they have to live here with the mouse, probably.
That must have been so fun.
Oh, man.
Actually, it was at night in the cold.
I bet that was miserable.
Oh, it'd be so cold.
It's not 7 p.m.
there.
It is 3:30 p.m.
And you know, they filmed so much they didn't use.
They're like, they wanted to make sure they had plenty of coverage so they didn't have to do that setup again.
How much did this movie make?
Look it up.
Mouse hunt.
I bet Lee Evan's stand-up tour made more than this movie.
Probably.
Worldwide box office, $122 million.
Damn.
Made $61 million in the US, $60 million international.
All right.
How much did it cost to make?
$300,000, probably.
$38 million.
Jesus.
So that's a huge success.
Yeah, no kidding.
I'm surprised we didn't get a sequel.
I mean, in the U.S., it doubled its budget.
This is before anybody cared about international.
Yeah.
Oh, Flubber was 80 million.
Before everyone cared about international.
Oh, small soul.
Oh, the string.
Oh, he coughed it up.
A lucky string.
So the rat threw up the string?
It's over.
He's dead.
What's the life lesson they're going to take from this?
There was never a rat to begin with.
They were the rat.
Don't kill the mayor.
Continuity on their outfits and faces must have been a nightmare.
Oh, it's two lucky string.
So they don't have anything?
They still got the factory.
They got the factory.
Where does the mouse live?
Guys, they have each other.
That's all that really matters.
That's true.
And the string.
The mouse's house is gone.
Oh,
under the car?
I hope he has a little mouse suitcase.
It's like Cape Fear.
It's Cape Fear.
A little Robert De Niro mouse.
Max Katie'd his ass.
Holy shit.
He's going to start laughing loudly in a movie theater behind them, smoking a cigar.
Wow.
Wow, an exhaust is 600 degrees?
That's crazy.
I'm learning stuff from the Falcons.
Oh, that's pretty cool.
I started looking up Jam.
I started looking at Robert De Niro's tattoos in Cape Fear.
I think he was scary in that movie.
Yeah, he was.
So creepy.
I think the sideshow Bob episode of The Simpsons is one of the best parody
ever done.
It's so good.
I totally agree.
Not enough people
put their knife away by stabbing it into the table.
That should make a comeback.
Thunk.
I'm done with dinner.
Have you ever done that?
No.
Yeah, probably like...
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So
the mouse did this?
But it...
It's not regular string.
It's string cheese.
It's string cheese.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my god.
They're gonna be rich.
They're gonna be this might be a true story.
Borden, is that you?
This is insane.
I would eat cheese like that.
Me too.
That seems fun.
Vinny in the chat.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Best goddamn cheese I've ever had.
That's right, you bitches.
Give a little mouse salute.
Come on.
I like they didn't change any of the machinery, though.
It's still the same old shit doing.
They hired the oldest people they could find to work.
It's the old original crew.
I don't know.
They look older.
Yeah, this is not how the original crew looked.
Oh, okay.
Cheese-based products.
I'll take that, please.
Thank you.
Yes!
Wow!
Oh, he hates it.
Oh, he loves it.
He likes spaghetti.
He howls.
That's right.
That's good.
That's good.
String the herring.
Peanut butter and jelly provolone.
I want to talk to you about expansion of marketing.
Mr.
Mouse, please.
I'm going to go eat some sharp cheddar after this.
Dude, me too.
We're making rat moves after this one, dude.
Dude, I'm in.
We're right at the end of the movie and in the chat.
Yeah, my suspension of disbelief is dead.
That's not all.
Not wheels on the bus.
A world without string is chaos.
And up next is Wheels on the Bus.
Oh, I think that's the guy that died.
I think it might be.
Mr.
Smuntz.
Yeah.
What a movie.
That was so much fun.
Yeah.
So much fun.
So glad you brought that into my life.
Crazy.
So it goes Home Alone 1, Home Alone 2, Mouse Hunt.
Yeah.
Yeah, I agree.
That was a lot of fun.
Falcons, thank you for being here to watch Mouse Hunt with us.
Who would have thought that Mouse Hunt would have been that much fun?
That was.
What are we watching next, Falcons?
It'll have to be put to Air Force One.
Somebody said there's a post-credit scene.
What?
There's no way.
There's no way.
That doesn't sound right.
Let's see.
Skip ahead.
I'm just trying to get us to stick around.
Do we put the movies that weren't picked back into the list or do we pick all the movies?
Why wouldn't you just skip ahead, Nick?
Why are you Googling it?
Because we're watching it with other people.
Okay.
Who cares?
It's the post-credit scene.
Who cares?
All right, yeah.
All right.
Fuck him.
There's a guy named Lester.
That's rude.
All right, everybody, skip ahead.
Bump, bump, bump, bump.
Oh,
who is Lester Dinkus?
I don't know.
It just said Lester Dinkus, and then it was like the character name.
This is it.
Let's see.
Nope, that's not it.
If you hover over, I think it shows like a thumbnail of it.
Boy, Nick's being a real Dinkus right now.
Yeah, he's being a Lester Dinkus.
Okay, let's see.
Post-credit.
All right, it looks nice.
Wow, Paramount.
Does the mouse climb the.
Let's see.
Bullshit.
Deutsche Steamen.
Joker, you pieces.
No, I'm just kidding.
You trusted a guy named Joker?
You said, nah, I apologize.
All right, well.
I can't believe Joker tricked me.
Who would have thought that Joker of all people?
Unbelievable.
Who would have guessed?
Oh.
this is so much fun.
Yeah, thanks for picking my.
Thank you so much for joining us in this Mouse Hunt.
Watch along.
I can't wait for us to watch whatever we watch next.
These have been a lot of fun.
I agree.
Yeah.
I just want Andrew to do the outro.
Oh, I didn't know.
I was supposed to, I was waiting for someone else to pop in.
Thank you so much for watching.
I thought you were doing a great job.
I was kind of talking about this kind of reminiscent.
I was in the moment.
I was just having a good time.
Do you want to go for watching?
Do you want to take a step?
It means so much to us.
Falcons do the outro.
Falcons do the outro.
Take it one word at a time.
Let's see.
Hang on.
Hang on.
And sync.
Hang on.
Yo.
So.
I'm going.
Okay.
There we go.
We're going to wait and see.
We're going to wait and see.
Hang on.
For what?
Okay.
Spummer.
Hold on.
This is your big moment.
Hold on.
Spummer,
you're going to do the outro.
Thanks for watching.
Falcons.
you're from England, Spummer.
Yeah, Dally's not happy about that.
No, it's crazy.
You made a new enemy today, Spummer.
Spummer, you're a prick.
I didn't even know that.
Oh,
sorry, Gav.
Sorry, Spummer.
Sorry for interrupting.
Go ahead.
Thanks for watching, Falcons.
We'll see you next time.
Yay!
Wait, we got a Spummer.
All Alright, guys, that was the intro done by Spummer.
All Spum heads unite, and we'll see you next time, guys.
Bye.
Bye.
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