"Greta Gerwig"

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Okay, guys, we're going to do this next podcast from our pool. So

do you have your towels and your sunblock?

I got the floaties.

You're supposed to be wearing no trunks?

Yeah. No, I don't want any tan

lines. I don't want anything.
Okay,

man, well, this is not... Will, why are you wearing a

two-piece? Because I want to cover my meats and cheeses. That's why.
Ooh, this is going to make a big splash this week. Wonderful, Sean.
Thank you. Here comes Smartless, everyone.
Smart. Light us.
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Smart. Less.
Hey, gang. Hey, Jason.
Will, why do you have green screen behind you? Are we doing an animation episode today? Yeah, we're going to do a full, because I just wanted people to feel free to do whatever they want behind me. Oh.
That's been happening for years. So we can put in, like, why is that there? I've got to do a junket this afternoon.
Would you put, like, a background behind you, like an image? Yeah. And what would that image be? It's of an ice cream truck.
Oh, so it's a drama? I have the same one. Is it, like, a fourth quarter prestige film? It's the Sean Hayes story.
That's what you have the junket about? The history of ice cream. There's a lick it joke in there somewhere? No.
But no, no, no. It's for Twisted Metal.
So there's the big ice cream. Sweet Tooth is my character.
Oh, yeah. That's your new nickname.
Sweet Tooth. Now, do they send you the green, or do they ask you to go to a hobby shop and get a nice big...
They sent me the green in this light, this big bright light that you see. Don't make like you don't know what a ring light is.
I think they're all over your house. I've never had one.
That's not true. I've had one before, but I haven't used one since pandemic.
Speaking of pandemic, Sean, what are you eating? Cheese-Its.. Cheez-Its.
But they're white cheddar Cheez-Its. Am I wrong? Oh, they looked white.
Have you had the white cheddar Cheez-Its? Is there such thing? No, are they good? I don't know. Is there such thing? I just don't know.
Asking for a friend. You know me.
Asking for a friend. If you have them, please send them.
I do want to just do another shout-out to our friends at Chex Mix slash Bugles.

Did you guys get like a big box of that? Oh, my God.

I had the Cool Ranch.

Was it Cool Ranch Bugles?

They were in the plane.

But they sent everything, Funyuns and everything.

You know what?

I'm going to stop talking about it because my instinct right there was like,

oh, I would never eat that stuff because I'd hold water in my face for five years.

I'm not going to do it anymore because people now are coming up to me after the doc is under hey man so sorry to hear about your food disorder your your your your your food uh uh issues that's not true that's not true yeah yeah and i said well you know a lot of it's true but comedy kind of lives in the exaggeration and so i'm leaning into it and you know know, kind of playing my role. Yeah, just for the record, we've all seen you eat candy and other stuff.
Yeah, I eat like a fucking shit pig most of the time. Not most of the time, but when I want it, I have it.
It should be noted because I'm often at the sharp edge of that point that is puncturing you. I have seen you devour more shit than anybody I know.
Not as much as Sean. I love giving you because what happens is, as you say, that there's a larger person inside of you waiting to get out.
Two or three of them. Right, and so you're trying not to feed the beast as much as you can, as hard as you can.
If you unzip me, you'd find three after-school specials of teenagers that wake up in crumbs. I brought it before.
Do you remember when we were up at Pebble and you had an off week? You got to sort of, and we would sit down and they'd go can we this is my favorite they go as soon as we sat down not even the way or somebody go hey um can we start you off some ice water you go yeah and if you got a basket of bread back there yeah hey man that's right remember that restaurant it was like immediately yeah i was and i looked at you like who are? They were still handing out the menus. Yeah.

You were at valet.

I was at valet.

I was at, I went to a restaurant. We don't have bread in the house.

I got super, super, super, super stoned with Raina, my friend Raina.

This is years and years ago.

We were in New York.

I was high as a kite and I was starving.

We walked down the street.

We walk into a restaurant and the maitre d' goes, how many? And I go, Caesar salad. Not even joking.
I almost just did it. I swear to God, I wasn't even joking.
And Raina grabs my arm. I'm like, what? I go, I just wanted to start off like so before we sit down.
If the Caesar's there waiting. I do like a Caesar salad mix at the table.
I think there's something very, very refined about that. Caesar salad mix at the table.
Get your salad chopped in the kitchen so they bring it to you chopped. I do like my dressing on the side.
That doesn't give me food issues, does it? I just think that people overdress salads. Yeah, I agree.
It's too soggy. And it should be noted that in a town, and by town I mean L.A., in a town where a lot of people, when they get burgers or they get stuff, they're like, no bread, can I get that wrapped in lettuce or whatever.
Every time on the off weeks, on Sunday nights when we do burgers, Jason always gets full bun, and he has at least two burgers.

No, I do the single.

I do the single.

Watch it.

I do the single.

You've had two burgers.

I've seen you do two burgers.

Oh, two burgers.

No, but not double patty.

No, I do double patty.

I do two burgers.

Well, you have, I do one patty per burger

because that's proper ratio with the bread, right?

That's right.

Only a fool would have double meat.

It's too much meat.

Tell that to the Big Mac.

Well, he's got another piece of bread in there to eat it now, doesn't he?

He does have a piece of bread in there, yeah.

It is.

You're true.

Yeah.

That's so true.

Yeah, some cool at Big Mac.

Three pieces of bread.

He knows what he's doing.

All right, all right.

So, where do you guys get a load of this guest?

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I just wanted to show you guys.

Yeah, Sean, I saw you were playing with the...

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Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. I've always wanted to be one of those people that can solve it in like three seconds.
You ever see those guys? Wait, can you do that? Oh, yeah. But there's a way to do it.
I want to learn how to do it. Jay, they mix it up and then they solve it in three seconds.
The kid just set a new record last week or something. He looks at it and he goes and puts it down.
Yeah, I saw that. I saw that.
It's fucking bonkers. It's amazing.
And by the way, it's a little bit of a cheat, though, because you can see our faces. You just line our faces up.
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Anyway, Jay, sorry we interrupted. Yes, I apologize.
I apologize to our guest. Hey, guys.
I don't know if you like, if you guys, wait, hang on a second. We're going to start.
Back to one. Hey, guys.
Start from Hey, guys. I don't know if you like, if you guys, wait, hang on a second.
Still wrong. We're going to start.
Back to one. Hey, guys.
Start from hey, guys. Hey, guys.
I don't know. Tighten up, mystery guest.
Here we come. I don't know if you guys like folks.
Hey, guys. Hey, guys.
I don't know if you like folks with talent, people or people who, god damn it. Let's just reload.
Hey, guys. Here we come.
Here we we go i don't know if you guys like folks with talent period but comma that would be a comma i don't know why i write these why do i write i should just freestyle it like willie hey guys hey guys i don't know if you guys like folks with talent people who are funny smart care this sounds insincere but sincere, mystery guest. I don't know if you guys like folks with talent.
Comma. People who are funny, smart, charismatic.
I don't take them until after four. Funny, smart, charismatic, and sparkly.
I do. So I've invited one to join.
You wrote I do? I do, comma. So I've invited one to join us today she's not yet 40 but she's already written 9 movies directed 4 of them, starred in 4 of them gotten 3 Academy Award nominations for them and I'll bet there's more of those coming for her new one she was born in Sacramento but lives in Brooklyn she was interested in dance but was competitive in fencing almost pursued musical theater but instead got a degree in philosophy from barnard carl at college despite the destructive and reckless influence of dorm mate kate mckinnon please welcome miss greta gerwig greta oh yeah oh my god pretty good right that was amazing it was great also i'm so nervous behind my little sheet of paper.
I'm nervous. Why? Don't be nervous.
Oh, my God. We're hard-hitting journalists with a lot of research.
Yeah. Okay? And we're going to bring the hard-hitting questions.
You can see we take our craft very seriously. Get ready.
I'm ready. Greta Gerwig, it's so nice to meet you.
Yeah, great to meet you. It's so nice to meet you, too.
And I have to confess that I have a circle light behind me, which I didn't even know existed. You're allowed to have ring lights.
And they sent one to me. They sent one.
That's what happened to me, Greta. Is that a baby crib off to the side there? Yes, yes, that's a baby crib.
That's where Noah sleeps. You know, Sean, they drop the baby.
They just say crib. Yeah.
Okay. Don't say baby crib.
Everybody knows when you say crib that you're talking about it. Well, some people might say, they think it's your house.
No. Now, Greta's got two baby boys.
Yeah, and a stepson who's 13. Got it.
Amazing. So you're swimming in testosterone over there.
That's why I made Barbie. Hey-oh.

No, it's great, though.

I never, I actually, having a bunch of boys around is so fun.

Oh, and I apologize.

You can hear sirens.

They're already in trouble.

Are you currently under indictment?

Are you, no?

No.

So you're in Manhattan.

You have two sons and uh a fun partner yes yes we call we call noah fun right yes um and you've got a really fun movie coming out um oh god i love the trailers on this thing i know me too all right we're let's we're gonna get to that where are we gonna get started here let's see what kind of hardening question let's start at the beginning let's go back to the beginning. I want to know.
I know, me too. Thank you.
Alright, we're gonna get to that. Where are we gonna get started here? Let's see what kind of hard-hitting question I've got.
Let's start at the

beginning. Let's go back to the beginning.
I wanna know. I don't

credit, I sadly don't know enough about

you yet. Ask me questions.
We're so

bad at this that we probably won't find out more

because we'll end up talking about ourselves.

But what... I wanna know

like from when you start, when you were a kid,

what was, what were

you drawn to most, the acting or the writing? Or were you drawn, because you're such a brilliant writer, were you drawn to writing right away as a kid? Like, were you like creative arts class or something? Well, I didn't, I was sort of drawn to the whole thing of it. Like I, I did grow up in Sacramento and there was a really healthy and vibrant community theater scene there.
So I spent a lot of time going to community theater

and participating in community theater

because if you liked it, that's sort of the way in.

And now don't you look back on the shows

that you've done in community theater

and be like, they're great and great experience,

but it's like high school.

No, but it was also like sort of the purest art I think I've ever done. Like it's the most, you know, I don't know.
There's something like really, it's like everybody has like a secret sort of like Clark Kent Superman identity, like a substitute teacher might in the night do Tennessee Williams for all you know. And there was something about that that I was always like, I love it.
Yeah, I used to play auditions for, piano for auditions for community theater shows. And you're right, you'd get, it was just like waiting for government.
It's like people like moms and dads and dentists and everybody would come in.

You didn't see Joseph and his Technicolor coat in Sacramento because Jessica Chastain saw that in Sacramento.

She did?

Oh, that's right.

I think she saw it at the Walnut Creek Theater,

which was a little outside.

But I did see, but fun fact,

I saw Jessica Chastain in community theater

when she was like 15 or 16.

No way.

Yeah, and I saw Jessica Chastain in community theater when she was like 15 or 16. No way.
Yeah, and I saw her in You Can't Take It With You at the Chautauqua Theater Company. No way.
Yeah, and she played the ballerina. Yeah, I was in You Can't Take It With You in high school and had one line.
And I was a G-man and it was, you were right, chief. They have enough gunpowder down there to blow up the whole town.
That was my only line. Right.
I think you can't take it with you later in high school. I'd love to get one more take on that, Sean.
Let's just have fun with it. Here we go.
Still rolling? You're right, chief. They have enough gunpowder down there to blow up the whole town.
Got it. Thank you.
Check it. That's cool.
So what were you in? So you were in You Can't Take It With You. What else? Yeah, I think I played, it's been a minute since I've seen the play.
Is there a Russian woman in it? Yes. Because I have a memory of being Russian.
Yeah, yeah. Wow.
Yeah, yeah. It's a bold choice if there wasn't.
Yes. But it was, so it was going to start with, it did start with acting and then when did it go to writing well I was always writing but I didn't really have um I didn't know there wasn't really an outlet for in terms of like my my high school and everything there wasn't like you know and here are the plays our students have written but they did let you do like um I wrote all the homecoming sketches for homecoming rallies.
Like that was my way of like being sort of a writer. And then it wasn't until actually I got to college at Barnard that I was taking an acting class and I was writing scenes and I wrote on my own monologue to audition.
And they were like, that's not, you're not meant to do that. And I was like, oh.
And then they said, one of the teachers who was great was like, I think you want to take a playwriting class. And then I started taking playwriting in college.
And that was like an instant. Oh, wow.
At what point in Sacramento or what got you excited to leave Sacramento? Like, did you know when you know when you were like, I'm limited here.

I know there's only a certain place I can go here.

Well, my dad actually, one of his best friends was a math professor at Columbia.

And we went to New York City when I was five.

And I had just a really strong memory of waiting for, like, rush tickets for Broadway plays, and I saw, like, Tyne Daly in Gypsy, and I saw Jerry Orbach in 42nd Street, and all the rush tickets, you'd be sitting in the front row and looking sort of straight up yeah and I remember I was like I gotta get back to Broadway that was sort of what I felt um I just was like I like it never in my life and it was 89 so I also think it was like there were still kind of like um the neon uh strip bars and 42nd Streets and like everything and, I just was interested. And so I kind of had it in my mind for a really long time.
It was still kind of grimy and kind of like exciting in that way. Yes.
And I remember I said in a cab, we were in a cab once, and I said to my mom, I had this like. Take me to Laquadio.
I was five and I remember I had a favorite outfit was pink and had guitars all over it. And I called it my rock and roll outfit.
And I said to my mom, I was like, can I wear my rock and roll outfit tomorrow? And the cab driver said, I'll wait for you. I'll marry you later.
And I was like, oh, this cab driver is to marry me, which in retrospect was maybe gross. Yeah, pretty gross.
I thought it was amazing. He was arrested.
And his name is Noah Bombay. And we will be right back.
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So, if I'm a young writer and I want to or an aspiring writer would you recommend writing uh plays or trying to write like a dialogue scene before you start to take on sort of the formatting of a feature and stuff like that well i think it's really useful just in terms of like it's it's very cheap to do in terms of like seeing how it works with actors um i you know i because your dialogue is so great it's so easy it's so natural it's so yet you're also saying something like that's a great little trick right you have something well people actually talk like that but then you sort of trojan horse in something actually pretty profound and like, oh my God, and I realize I'm now crying and, you know, or laughing. And like you make it seem very, very easy.
And did that start? Also, stop sneaking messages in, Greta. You know what I mean? It's too much for us.
We need to be ready. We can't take it.
We're too sensitive. So did a lot of that come from trying with being a playwright and doing mostly dialogue with that? Not to be a little bit of a playwright.
Yeah, I mean, well, I think actually doing community theater or doing theater at school was also memorizing really great text, even in like scene class is amazing because it kind of makes you realize why it's great is because it, I don't know, I haven't had this experience that many times as an actor, but I remember doing, I don't know, Shakespeare, Tennessee Williams or Edward Albee or something like that, when the text sort of opens up to you and you realize you could make so many decisions as this character and they're all right because it's rich and it's sort of full and it's there for you. And I think I was like, oh, that's a gift to an actor if you can kind of find words that make them feel free and not constrained.
And yeah, for me, writing, again, it was all in college. I was really lucky.
One of my playwriting professors was like, because we'd all read each other's work. And also Kate McKinnon was, she was also doing playwriting classes with me at the same time.
She's a problem. She's trouble.
I'm really glad you got away from her. Congrats on that.
Wait, so that was in Jason's intro. You were roommates? Yeah, yeah.
Well, she was at Columbia and I was at Barnard. And then we ended up, you know, I don't know.
You, like, go in for housing together. You know, that thing.
She tried to pull you in, right, and take you down the path. And good for you that you stayed away.
She was always, like, the funniest, most talented person I'd ever met. And, like, good at everything.
And I also saw her do drama. Like she could do anything.

She was like Meryl Streep.

She was like unreal.

And yeah, but we would do these playwriting classes together

and you read each other's work out loud.

And then our teacher organized for real professional actors

to come read our plays, which was like...

Real professional actors?

Real professional actors.

And the actor, I don't know if you know him,

he's a wonderful actor, Michael Chernis.

Thank you. to come read our plays, which was like...
Real professional actors? Real professional actors. And the actor, I don't know if you know him, he's a wonderful actor, Michael Chernis.
Sure, yes. He's amazing.
And he came and he read my play. And I was like 19 and he was amazing.
And I thought I was the best writer because he made it even more wonderful. It was so exciting.
Let me ask a question have you cast michael churness in one of your films yet actually yes good for you to call jason's bluff good movie called mistress america and we cast him and i told him i was like do you remember coming to barnard college one fall and he said oh my god that was you that's so crazy. You know, I just saw an interview yesterday with Matt Damon talking about when he wrote Good Will Hunting.
And he wrote that in college as a – he was writing – he was doing like a – they had to write one-act plays. And he was talking about the fact that he wrote this sort of 40-minute thing.
And he says to his professor, I think I've failed because I've got this thing. And I don't know what it is, but I think maybe it's a screenplay.
And then he ended up taking it back and writing with Ben. And what was interesting was talking about the process of then Ben looking at it going, I think we should work on this together.
And then talking about the discovery as young writers and going, and Ben saying to him like, if your character says this, I think the other guy should say this. And them having, and as you know, as a writer, that so much of it is just that, right? Is just, is just trusting your instinct in those moments of like understanding who you're, who that character is and going, and I thought it was very valuable to say out loud to young writers.
Just that process is really that, right? And having the confidence. Or like Chuck Martin used to say, right? Writing's just talking.
Was that Chuck Martin? Jim Valley. Jim Valley.
Yeah, the great Jim Valley. No, that's all.
I mean, I think it is, or I always said, you know, I'm probably stealing this from someone, but like writing is listening. That was me.
You have to sort of, that was you. No, you kind of have to listen to the characters talk to each other.
And I think, and in a funny way, or for me anyway, directing, like I can't, for me the writing process and the directing process are different. They're very separated.
And I don't really want to direct something until i feel like the script is good and and and like worth doing and i think because they're kind of separate parts of my brain um there's times as a director where i'm like i knew something as a writer a year ago or six months ago which i don't know anymore and i sort of have to trust the writer part of me that they knew what they were doing and not tinker with it later. Like any edits I've done in the directing process, I've always regretted.
I've always gone back to the original script and I'm like, what was I trying to do? Yeah, I get, you know, it's funny. You write, I imagine you always write alone, right? You write by yourself only.
Unless I write with Noah. He's the only person I write with.
Yeah, because I write with Chappie. Chappie.
I know, I bring up Chappie. Once an episode.
And I find I get so much value from me. Now, he writes some stuff on his own as well, but he and I write together, and I get so much value out of those conversations and those moments so that later when we do stuff and when we actually shoot stuff that we've got each other to go back and go like, wait, what was I think, what were we thinking in that moment? And one of us will catch the other one and go, we're doing it because blah, blah, blah.
And it does make sense. And I think we are right on this.
You need that sounding. Yeah, it's kind of what you're talking about a little bit exactly but greta what about when the directing uh do you let the directing win over the writing or is it the other way around you may have just answered this but like what if while you're directing something you figure oh you know what we're actually saying that with this performance or saying that with this camera shot so we don't don't actually need to literally say it let's cut the line yeah yeah i mean i feel like it's not really the like director side of me wins as much as um when you kind of expose it all to air and bring actors in i think it's often more that i feel that the actor usually i shoot what's on the page i'm pretty good because i'm like well you know but then often because i i've gotten to work with such great actors, you find that the actor has done it without, you know, you've written all these lines and the actor, the audience knows right away what the actor is feeling.
They're communicating it anyway. But, yeah, it's really with, like, actors that I feel like it changes.
What interests me is, so I haven't, obviously, like everybody else, I've seen the trailer for Barbie and I haven't seen it yet, but it looks amazing. And it's so visually, first of all, visually, it's so stunning.
There's so much to look at. And so I'm curious because I've never worked on something like that before where there is such a visual element to it that how you approach that as you're writing it, how much of that ends up on the page.
you're directing you don't really have to explain it although you do have to walk everybody else through it right a little bit in some ways it was on the yeah there were things on the page in a sort of general sense but I found that for Barbie in particular it was um I had a very long time working with the production designer before.

I mean, I think I started talking to the production designer in the, at least a year before we started shooting.

And DP at least a year and same with the custom designer.

And so a lot of the things that got worked out in the movie were things that, um, came out of just like tons of meetings of like how even things like um we you know there's these incredible sets they built and they also built um it was like a combination of like large-scale sets that um are on these sound stages and then also we built a lot of miniatures which was amazing and i've never built miniatures, but I love them. Like those pictures of when they were making Star Wars or if you watch the ILM documentary, you're like, all I want to do is glue little things with a death star.
Did you watch the ILM documentary? I love the ILM documentary. It's incredible.
Incredible. It's like my favorite.
Those guys are like, I just love them. And they're all so special.
I don't know. And they were all like in college, just like in a warehouse going like, let's make this.
Well, we can't make that. There's no, it doesn't exist.
Well, let's build it. Well, what? And they just built a camera that makes it do what you want to do.
It's just phenomenal. It's also like, I think it's also, I mean, I have to say, like, in terms of documentaries about making things, Disney Plus is killing it.
They've got the ILM doc and also the Get Back, the Beatles doc. Yes, and did you see the Pixar doc? No, I gotta get on it.
That's incredible. Did you guys see the doc about the Pixar the Pixar doc yeah they did a doc about the making of the Pixar doc wait credit since we're on the Barbie thing I just have to ask an obvious question first of all when somebody approached you or did you come up with the idea how did it happen and weren't you because someone like me sitting back was like they're making Barbie a movie like a live action movie and then you see the trailer you're like oh're like, oh my God, this is so cool.
But like at first, weren't you like, wait, what? Well, actually it was Margot Robbie invited me into this because she's a producer and I had met her a few years earlier and I mean, I loved her as an actor and then when I talked to her as a producer it was

just she's really wonderful and smart and everything you hope a producer can be and then she so she got the the rights and was going to make it and she came to me and said you want to do you want to write would you be interested in writing it and then um and then I that was like shortly after the birth of my first child.

And I must have said, yes, and I'd like Noah to write it too. Which then later he kind of was like, am I writing a Barbie movie with you? Just the Ken parts.
And I was like, yeah, it's going to be great. And he was like, what are we gonna do that's i don't know and so

but then i i sort of had a i don't know i just had a feeling about it mostly i had a feeling about um margo and it sort of seemed so outrageous i thought well i don't know it could be interesting and then um and then noah and i started writing it really um we started writing it in march of 2020 So it was like very much shut down, locked down time.

And then, yeah.

And then anyway we i didn't know i was going to direct it until we were done writing the script and i was like well this is i really like this and i don't want anyone else to do it and what what is any fears about it like any fears about like well so many fears all i have is fears i still I still have fears. The fears are continuing.
No, no. Yeah, it's terrifying.
You and Noah are both incredibly good at keeping things real, keeping things smart, sophisticated, nuanced, blah, blah, blah, all the things that you would not think of first when you think of Barbie, which is for kids and something that is, I think by design, supposed to be very sort of base and primary. Was there a, I'm sure there was a very interesting discussion between you and him about, okay, how are we going to take something that is really sort of, again, generic by design and put in all the stuff that we're really good at and known for? Was that an exciting kind of opposite situation for you guys? Well, thank you for all of that.
I mean, yeah, I've I've always feel like there's something exciting about um things that appear unlikely um or things that appear sort of like how's that gonna work you know or I I think that sometimes those are where really interesting stuff comes from and I think part of that has to do with because of honestly community theater just doing Like sort of like well we're gonna do it with what we've got let's go or but you know and i think that kind of i i don't know that it's like that challenge of um of of finding your way into something that seems kind of like this is an odd right like every well everybody's got a preconceived notion of what that is, kind of what you were saying, Jay. Like everybody's got this idea, Barbie is this, etc.
We all have. And so by taking something that we all have such a relationship with or we have a preconceived notion about...
Yeah, like you guys are so incredibly good at writing stuff that is very sort of adult or questions that adults are capable of processing. I would imagine the studio was keen on keeping intact an appeal for children with this, yet you and Noah are both so great and known for the other.
And so was there a negotiation with the studio about kind of merging the two or were you and Noah excited about kind of just doing that even without asking them? Well, I mean, I think from the outset we knew we were going to make a PG-13 movie. So that it wasn't exactly, I mean, it wasn't like, you know, a hard R or anything.
Or a soft PG. Yeah, it's like a PG-13 could kind of occupy that space.
I mean, I think also the movies, you know, I love a lot of PG-13 movies. And when I think about certain, like, I don't know, like even like Clueless, which was a big one for me.
It's like I didn't understand a lot of those jokes, but I also loved it and thought it was hilarious and great. And I felt like there's a way to do something that's kind of sophisticated and broad in that way but the truth is we really just amused ourselves and wrote something that we loved and we and again because of the pandemic there was a real sense of like I don't even know if any of this is like like possible like I don't know if we're gonna go back to the movie theaters and I think in a way it sort of freed us also because it was Barbie we were like let's just go for Brooke let's make the craziest most unmakeable thing we can write and then see what happens and it so there was no kind of sense of like needing to please anyone and you also didn't think that you were going to be stuck with directing it either at the time.
They were like, well, let's just write something that we both like and we don't have to direct it. I was like, well, this is somebody else's problem.
Somebody else has to figure out how to build all this stuff. Right.
And then, like, and you're absolutely not able to fake this, but, like, I didn't need to make a, you know, I didn't need to make a Barbie movie. I was like, well, I want to make this one, and if you guys don't want to make a I you know I didn't need to make a Barbie movie I was like well I want to make this one and if you guys don't want to make this one then I don't and then like and then you hire Rodrigo Pierto who's like like I mean the movie is so again by design perfectly like colorful and flat and bright and you know he's like you know an incredible cinematographer that can shape like like the best of them.
Was he excited to do something that was completely opposite from what he's known for, too? Well, he's always been a dream DP for me to work with. I mean, he really lights with God fingers.
He's got one of those abilities. And he's just, you know, extraordinary.
And I approached him about doing this. I sent him the script and I said, you know, and he thought it was funny and he was interested.
We started talking and he just, I mean, it was, he just shut. It's funny.
I'm imagining his face as he opens up the envelope and it just says Barbie. And then he's like page one screaming at his agent yeah but he was like but he we started working on it right after he he finished shooting um killers of the flower moon with scorsese yeah and it took me a full week to like i had to like step aside with him and we were shot listening and talking and working on things.
And I was like, Rodrigo, I'm having a lot of trouble because I just have to look at you and say, okay, so then Barbie is going to walk through. Like I could, I was like, I want to be here.
I want to be doing this. Yeah.
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All right, back to the show. Greta, I have a question.
When you're on set, are you ever open to actors changing lines?

Are you like, if an actor's like, you know what, I don't know that I would. Do you fight back? You just say the lines as written.
I promise the words. Shut your mouth, actor.
Hit your mark. Say your line.
Do you say that? I hear you say that. I don't say that.
But I do, I try to do as much as I can build in rehearsal because I find that I like people to be open to do, I mean, honestly, I mean, from theater, like table work, just like, you know, any questions and how does this work? And I think if there's improv that comes out of that that then wants to get worked into the script, I really do like words to be written just because just because it is like you know movies are so yeah you can really get pulled in different directions and also seduced by how talented everyone is that you can be like wait are we telling the story or am i just letting you get like and i and i think so but i so i like i like building it in in rehearsal and then um certainly i've certainly if there are certain actors who are like,

can you let me just play a little?

I would say I'm more open to it than Noah.

I think Noah's much more like say these lines.

A long time ago, a friend of mine worked with Robert De Niro

many, many, many, many years ago.

And this person said that Robert was like,

they'd be rehearsing right before they shot it.

And he'd go, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not'm not saying that and you don't say that either let's just talk how people talk he goes because when you say a line and I wait and then I say my line and it doesn't sound real it sounds like you're waiting for a line to be said.
Was that Joe Pesci told you that? No. Did you have Joe Pesci on Hypochondriactor? Was it Pesci? Yeah, it was.
It was. Yeah.
Now, did you know that Ryan Gosling was as funny as he is or did you just hire him because he's a hot dude that's a perfect Ken? Because he's a funny MF-er. Yeah, no, I knew, I knew, I did.

I really, I felt like I knew,

because we knew we were writing the part for Marco.

So we actually, in writing it, cast Ryan.

Like we wrote his name into the script and everything.

It was like the thing that I was like, it's Ryan.

It's Ryan Gosling, I know.

Wait, how did you write his name? Did you say, imagine a Ryan Gosling? No, I said, Ken Ryan Gosling. Wow.
Ken Ryan Gosling type. Ken Ryan Gosling, and it was everywhere.
And then when we handed him the script, the studio was like, oh, that's so wonderful that you know Ryan. And I was like, oh, I don't know Ryan.
I've never met Ryan. I have no idea.
But actually, the thing that made me, I mean, I've always thought he was like, you know those actors you can, I mean, they're always my favorite actors, whether they do comedy or not, you can feel they have funny rhythms in them. You can just sort of feel that they know what's funny.
And I always felt that about him. And then I'm a big fan of all of his SNLs.
always thought he was great on snl and like um he did um i think he did guy that just got a boat um on weekend update oh yeah i remember that good yeah and i and i love s and i watch every week and i just i always thought he was great so i had this idea and then it took him took him so, he was like, he was not sure. He was like, I don't, I'm not, Karen, I can't do this.
And I was like, I actually, Margot and I just were like, we will do anything. And this is, we want you to be in this movie.
How was he, during his first wardrobe fitting, was he excited or upset about the colors and the materials?

Honestly, we had been texting for like a year and talking on the phone. And he'd been sending pictures and we'd been going back and forth.
But then I had this, like the night before he showed up, I had this terrible thought. Like, what if he comes and says, like, I'm not wearing any of that.
And he showed up and I think the very first outfit he wore was like an all-pink sailor outfit.

And I was like, wow, he's really doing this.

Get out of my closet.

Committed.

But yeah, he did it.

He went for it.

So, Greta, what was the first film,

feature film that you directed,

and what was that sort of moment where you went, okay, I got to direct this. I got to do this.
Well, the first one that I did sort of write and direct on my own was Lady Bird. And that was...
Oh, good. Yeah, no kidding.
So that was your first. That was my first.
I had co-directed before and I had written before and I've done, and then I just, it took me a long time to say like I want to direct. I think because I love movies and there's a kind of fear around it that you're going to, I don't know, mess up the form or something.
So I just. You're going to ruin the history of film.
I know. The history of cinema went right up until 2017 and then that was it.
Were there parts of it? Because you're clearly incredible at it, but you didn't, as you said, you didn't really know if you were going to be. And what part of it do you think you surprise yourself with being not bad at and what part do you surprise yourself with being a little kind of well that's that's less comfortable for me than I thought it was going to be um well I think that um the whole thing is uncomfortable I mean you know you've got you directed like it's the whole thing's sort of uncomfortable because it's a lot.
Yeah, and also there's really no way to, I mean, you can go to school for it, but it's also just doing it is the only way you can really get through it and kind of figure out what works and what doesn't work. I always, I think the thing I've always been envious of is the people who...
I don't know any other way to describe it, but that there are some directors where I feel that they're native speakers of cinema, that they understand it in just such a deep way. I mean, Steven Spielberg is obviously that.
I mean, he almost invented that, like, modern cinematic language. And I always feel slightly like I'm in translation.
Like, I feel like, okay, the script, I feel like I can get to a place that feels worthy to shoot. And I feel like I'm good as a director, but I always feel like there's just one layer of translation, which is actually okay because, you know, sometimes there can be things that are quite beautiful that comes out of that.
And it's like I do think, I think something that's always scary about directing but always exciting about directing is there's no, nobody knows. There's no secret crib sheet where you can say, well, if you follow these things, it's going to work.
And as you said earlier, the audience will take whatever you give them. They're wide open and generous right at that first moment where the screen goes black and then the first image comes up.
They'll take whatever you give them, just don't drop them. Yes and one of your one of your your influences i read i someone i really like or at least his quote howard hawks where he says you know a a good movie is just um three great scenes and no bad ones nothing too boring in between yeah yeah yeah it's just it doesn't matter what what subject matter it's on what genre it's it just, you just can't have any bad scenes and just have a few that are great.
By the way, what if you just hear Greta step out of the house, please? Please come out of the building. Put your hands up.
Hands, hands, hands. I know, I know.
It's very, it's an intense. So you got a deal on the apartment, yeah? It's just above the station.
But see, like I was saying to Jason and Will the other day, me and Scotty are watching all the Indiana Jones movies from the beginning to gear up for the new one that's coming out. And I was watching, we were watching the third one last night or something.
You guys each in your own sleeping bag? Sorry, when you're doing this? Yeah. Okay, sorry.
We got little treats and left over but anyway so you know all these space superhero whatever movies which i'm a fan of but it's like you you watch these indiana jones movies like they were just really great like written and great you know amazingly shot movies that were still action but they were down here on earth Earth. And so I think that, if anybody wanted to take people by surprise, they'd do something like that again instead of up there, they'd do it down here.
Well, I think there's always, I agree, and I also think, you know, one of my favorite director's movies is Mad Max Fury Road recently. like how he establishes i mean and i there's certainly you know great young directors who can do this and i've never done anything like this but the way he establishes space and you don't even notice that you understand the relationship between everything intuitive like it's but then you realize oh he's that's great like if you know because i'm not

inherently interested in car chases um just as but if you don't establish the geography there's no suspense no idea exactly but i always felt like in fury road i'm i know where everything is all the time i understand what what is happening and from the first moment where he like runs through that maze of stuff.

I'm not confused, even though it's shot very close and it has strong stylistic choices. And I think even just tethering things to earth in terms of geography is thrilling for an audience.
And I think to Indiana Jones, you always know where you are and i think i find that to me when i talk about sort of like people who are like you know understand cinema in that way it's that they just instantly can establish space when you when you see when yeah when you see that sort of like craftsmanship when it comes to filmmaking like i was watching somebody was breaking down um that scene The Birds, you know, Hitchcock, and seeing the guy outside getting attacked at the gas station and the way he cuts it and he keeps cutting back to inside and then you see the gas going down to the thing. Yes.
And then the guy stepping out of the... And everybody's like, don't light the cigarette.
And he blows up and then... Sorry, spoiler alert.
And then he blows up the gas station and then you end up at the perspective of the birds. You are the villain by the end.
Right. Looking down at the explosion and it's so mesmerizing to see that kind of, as the guy broke it down, he was like, don't you get it? You're the villain.
I was like, oh, fuck. Yeah.
So, yeah, it's really impressive. I know.
I also think it's impressive when it can be like a Hitchcock thing or like Indiana Jones or whatever where you're so caught up in the storytelling and it's in service of the storytelling that now you never say to yourself well look at that shot you're just in it and I think that that's like I always think of like in Jaws the shot where the car comes on the ferry and then it's one shot. It's like a five shot that becomes a three shot that becomes a two shot.
And it's like they didn't cut the whole time. And you never think about it.
You're never like, he's doing a one-er. Yeah, I know.
It's just great. And I think that kind of thing and that like to Howard Hawks or Preston Sturges or Ernst Lubitsch or those guys who made those wonderful like I think we'd call them talkies.
But they were also so cinematic that it's this combination of like the highest respect for words. And then also just clean, beautiful storytelling with great ideas for shots that aren't fussy.
And I think that that kind of unfussy filmmaking that's language first, but yet also gorgeous. It's like, I always think of that like a high watermark.
Yeah. When it's high, when it's understated like that, when you don't know and you can just appreciate it for what it is, but it doesn't stick out.
It's like wearing a really great shirt, but with no logo. Yeah.
Do you know what I mean? Like you don't need to advertise it. It just happens to look good.
I think the analogy holds up. Or a beautifully cut suit or something.
Yeah, that's what I mean. Unless the shirt or the sweatshirt or whatever said Smartless on it.
But anyway. Do we sell merch? Do we sell merch? Do we sell merch? Yeah, go to the merch store for sure.
Go to the merch store. Hey, Greta, do you know where the word movie comes from? No, I don't.

So the original

studios were in Brooklyn,

right?

They weren't in LA.

They were in Brooklyn.

And the people working

on the set

who walked around,

they were...

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

They moved, right?

They called all the people

that moved around the set,

they called them movies.

Wait a shit.

The people,

they called them movies.

The people would move around. I see.
Mov Brooklyn. I love that.
There's something to cut. Hey, Greta.
Greta, when you love movies so much, if you couldn't make movies or act in them, what else would you do? Yes. There's Now there's a question you've never had.

Well, I mean, this is like not a job that's available anymore

because the world has changed.

But like in the...

Blacksmith?

I think I've always liked...

Cobbler?

I like jobs.

No, no, no.

Like old-timey newsrooms.

Like if they were like, get the paper out every day.

We got to rush this one.

What's the deadline?

So you want to be a copywriter?

Yeah.

A beat reporter.

Like, one of the ladies

in All the President's Men who was like,

you know, but I do like that idea

of, like, we gotta get it out every day.

And, like, we're gonna go to press, and then we're gonna get scooped

and, like, all of that stuff. I think

it's also that kind of, like, pressure of every

single day there's a deadline.

Extra, extra. Yeah.

Yeah, I found that kind of compelling. Now, what about when you're, what about you are making movies and how do you decompress when you get home? I know you got those two wonderful kids to deal with.
Yeah. But what else, what would you do? What about when they're down and then mommy needs to take it easy and she needs to refill her bucket we're turning on tv we're reading poetry we're so i do i do know and i do watch a lot of movies together i think like my sort of that that's something i I read a lot of books, but I also really love...

Love is Blind. You love Love is Blind.
You can't stop watching that. You can't stop.
I love it so much. Sure.
I love people falling in love on television. In the dark.
In their hearts. It just makes me so happy.
Well, it's like The Bachelor. It's so real.
I've never seen The Bachelor, but actually Ryan Gosling, when we started talking about Ken, he said that Ken, all the Ken's, I'd never seen them, and he was like, oh, Ken reminds me of the men on The Bachelorette when the woman isn't around. They don't know what to do with themselves, and they get stressed out.
And they're doing push-ups. That's what dudes do.
And they kind of are competitive with each other, and it's like if one guy wears glasses and then another guy wears glasses, he's like, no, you took my thing. I'm the guy with glasses.
Oh, my God. The top knot.
I probably would love The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, but I've never seen it, but I love Love is Blind. I mean, that's not a very exciting answer,

but I do love it.

The first season of Love is Blind,

there's one couple that's still together.

I know.

Isn't that wild?

I know.

They're in love.

Lauren and Cameron.

Exactly.

Lauren and Cameron, wherever you are, best of luck.

Best of luck.

Best of luck.

They're doing great.

Greta, this has been a very fast hour. Oh, my gosh.
You're a very quick chat. Yeah.
This is wonderful. You've got real chat skills.
Okay? Yeah. If the directing and the acting doesn't work out, maybe radio.
Please, it's going to work out. Please don't stop making movies and writing and directing and acting, all of it.
You're so good. I also can't wait for Snow White.
You're so great at it. Oh, yes.
Oh, thank you. Well, I'm...
That's next. Yeah, and I'm excited to see you in your Tony Award-winning performance.
Go see it. Yes, go see it.
Go see it. I know I am.
And also, I've just started, because my son's now four months old, I've just started being able to go out at night. Doing stuff, yeah.
I've got a date to see Parade, So then right after, I'm getting them in.

But yeah, I can't wait.

Well, thanks, honey.

It's so nice to meet you.

Well, you're the greatest.

You're super duper talented.

Very, very kind to do this with us.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, guys.

It was like being at my own surprise party on the other side.

Thank you for doing this.

Best of luck with Barbie.

Cannot wait to see it.

Yes.

Best of luck.

Thank you, Greta.

You guys are going to like it.

I can't wait.

I'll be there first day.

We're going to be there

opening weekend.

Yes.

I'm going as can for Halloween.

I'm already tapping it.

No one else can take it.

And he's got the outfit

on now for it.

Yeah.

Thank you, Greta Gerwig. Thanks, Greta.
Thanks, guys. Thank you, Greta Gerwig.
Bye. Thank you.
Bye. Bye.
Bye. She's got a very exciting movie coming out.
I just think that Barbie is a monster. I think it's really good.
Yeah, that's going to be huge. It's going to be huge.
I mean, think about it. She's just writing and making these incredible films,

and it's so exciting to be.

I mean, but she's an actor, too.

She's an actor.

No, I know.

She's like JB. She's like Jason.

Wait, so sorry, Sean.

Are you eating?

Sorry, yeah.

Oh, yeah, is it lunchtime?

We're almost done.

Now, Sean, I saw you.

You were killed during the show.

You were killing a big Coke.

Yeah.

You got a big Coke going?

Big glass of Coke. Huh.
And then what are you chewing? Yeah. Cheez-Its.
Still on the Cheez-Its. Yeah.
What a fun snack. Is it an all-you-can-eat endeavor we got here? Yeah, there's a buffet in my kitchen, Cheez-Its.
Different flavors of Cheez-Its. I just go down the line.
I'm like, Scotty, can you move the line along, please? My Che can you move the line along please? Scotty lining up for food in your own kitchen? I'm happy because I thought that the film you know it's Barbie but when I first saw it I thought that it was Barb no that wasn't very good Barb it wasn't very good no you can't go on that one that one. I had a better one.
Go ahead. You know, I'm so excited to see Barbie.
That key doesn't work the door. I've never been denied.
I was so excited that she did Barbie. I'm so excited to see it.
And I was worried because it's such a big, huge franchise and important to a lot of people. But it looks like something she really did right by.

Right by.

Oh, did right by.

Yes, she did do right by.

Right by.

That will go.

You think that's better than mine?

Well, the key work, the doors open, and out we go.

Bye, y'all. Smart.

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